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• 534: The 2024 October Event? Draft

• 533: A Conversation With Your Teeth

• 532: I Am Foreign Exchange Headwinds

• 531: Notifications in My Eyes

• 530: I Am Beyond Recovery

• 529: Grind Down That Silicon

• 528: Here's My Child Criminal

• 527: The 2024 September Event Draft

• 526: Journal and Learnal

• 525: Best of U3

• 524: We're Making a Trifle

• 523: I Got It to Hallucinate Already

• 522: Reserve Your Spot

• 521: I Can Get Pineapple Into Anything

• 520: Cruel Summer

• 519: The Intelligent Trinity

• 518: Having Lots of Money Doesn't Make You a Bank

• 517: Maybe It's Catchier in Japanese

• 516: I'm Suppressing My Feelings

• 515: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2024

• 514: European Beard

• 513: I Do Not Rock Anything

• 512: Pros Are the Little Boats

• 511: You’re Nice to Hold

• 510: Jason Is Cool GOTO 10

• 509: Save the Fines

• 508: You’re Judging It Wrong

• 507: Differently Social

• 506: Legacy When? Legacy Now?

• Abolish Drafts: The 2024 iPad Draft

• 504: Tone 47

• 503: We Own the Refs, the Stadium, and the Field

• 502: It's the Way Towards Colour

• 501: The Perfect Noodling Computer

• 500: Core Face/Peripheral Face

• 499: We Have All the Cushions

• 498: Leap the Uncanny Valley

• 497: The Poison Pill

• 496: 40th Anniversary of the Mac Draft

• 495: Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong

• 494: Copyright Violation Machine

• 493: Upgradies Hall of Fame

• 492: The 2023 Upgrade Holiday Special

• 491: The 2023 Upgradies

• 490: The Cat Has a Team of Lawyers

• 489: The Future Is on CompuServe

• 488: The New Numbers

• 487: Under the Thumb of Qualcomm

• 486: On the Side of Reality

• 485: Best Witch and Beast Feature

• 484: Space Grayer

• 483: The 2023 October Event Draft

• 482: It’s Covered in Soap!

• 481: What If… Octobox?

• 480: Never Do a Deal with the Preference Daemon

• 479: The Three Oranges

• 478: Hi, We’re the Weirdos

• 477: Tails O'Clock

• 476: Friends in the Couch Cushions

• 475: The 2023 September Event Draft

• 474: I'm Not a Doctor, I'm an Auditor

• 473: I Can Talk About the George Foreman Grill Now

• 472: Step Aside, Bob!

• 471: A Technological 23rd Century Star Trek Thing

• 470: Magic Titanium

• 469: Bring in the Boffins

• 468: Nonstop Bangers Involving Saxophone Solos

• 467: The Least Important Mac

• 466: Try to Stop Me Now, Batman

• 465: No Dark Modes, Only Dark Rooms

• 464: Godzilla Is Always There

• 463: Respect the Tripod

• 462: Time Moves the Sun

• 461: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2023

• 460: Mr. QuickTime is Now Mr. Headset

• 459: I Appreciate Whopping

• 458: Weaving on a Thoughtful Basis

• 457: Subtle & Vibrant

• 456: The Official Journal of Journaling

• 455: QUADBOX!

• 454: The Home Home

• 453: At Large at Apple Park

• 452: Schrödinger's Killer App

• 451: I've Come Around to Reality

• 450: Funko Classicals

• 449: Dynamic Submarine

• 448: I'm Choosing Optimism

• 447: I've Got a Lot of Code in the Catalogue

• 446: The iPhone Abides

• 445: Headwinds

• 444: Greg

• 443: Core Variations

• 442: Zombie Arms and Toaster Fridge

• Qi2: Qi Harder

• 440: Apple Bricked My House!

• 439: The 2022 Upgradies

• 438: Holiday Antitrust Special

• 437: Luxury Car for Nerds

• 436: I Bend So Many Spoons

• 435: OS 8, Not So Great

• 434: Bob to Bob to Bob

• 433: The Lava Lamp is Not Responding

• 432: Upgrade (With Special Offers)

• 431: Charty Charty Money Charts

• 430: Other Kickstands Are Available

• 429: Freedom Doors

• 428: (2)

• 427: He Renounced Lederhosen

• 426: Splash Hit!

• 425: This Intelligent Blob

• 424: Das Pro Plus Max Ultra

• 423: Ultra Wednesday

• 422: The 2022 September Event Draft

• 421: Summer of Automation

• 420: I Don't Want Your Jolly Ranchers

• 419: Modemtown

• 418: Cocktail of Headwinds

• 417: The Verticals

• 416: Shout-out to Bridget Knight

• 415: My Body Is My Studio, My Exercises Are My Canvas

• 414: The Meat Seems Questionable

• 413: Tall Is Small

• 412: Justin, Don't Do It

• 411: 180% Different for Me

• 410: Apple Park Vibe Check

• 409: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2022

• 408: Upgrade VR

• 407: Inexplicable Billboards

• 406: Are You Phishing Me Right Now?

• 405: Too Many Numbers

• 404: Convert Your Nostalgia to Money

• 403: This Episode is Forbidden

• 402: Very Important Developers

• 401: This App May Not Kill You

• 400: Draft of the Ages

• 399: The Mysteries of Thunderbolt

• 398: I Thought About the Ultra, Then I Laughed

• 397: My Favorite Amount of Transistors

• 396: The 2022 March Event Draft

• 395: This App May Kill You

• 394: Historic Dongletown

• 393: Nothing Is So Perfect™

• 392: The Whimsy Committee

• 391: They're Great Uphill

• 390: 🦓🦅🦜🐧

• 389: I Have Extra Buttons

• 388: The Year of the Headset

• 387: The 2021 Upgradies

• 386: The Tube Man Ecosystem

• 385: Millie Metre

• 384: Don't Fear the Laser

• 383: Dongletown Hotel

• 382: Hey Car, Stop

• 381: Get Used to Disappointment

• 380: Hey Self, Don't Do It!

• 379: They Feed on Memory Bandwidth

• 378: The Maximum Macintosh

• 377: Most Importantly, Compressor

• 376: The 2021 October Event Draft

• 375: My Watch Is My Cake

• 374: Abnormal Within an Abnormal Group

• 373: We Will Give You Color... But It Will Not Be Fun

• 372: A Wrestling Match With App Icons

• 371: Midnight Is Starlight's Best Friend

• 370: The 2021 September Event Draft

• 369: The One With How Titles Are Made

• 368: Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs

• 367: My Experience With the Floating Lozenges

• 366: The Node Legacy

• 365: Apple's Compromise

• 364: Content Arms Dealer

• 363: Our App Is a Game Now

• 362: He's Posting More Chickens!

• 361: It’s Not an Artistic Exercise

• 360: Big Minimizers

• 359: Hi Everybody... Pineapple

• 358: Apple Watch Extreme or Whatever

• 357: Collaborative Calculating

• 356: This Is Not for You, Developers

• 355: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2021

• 354: Even Safari Knows It's Yellow

• 353: Orange iMac in My Orange Office

• 352: Living Inside an Orange

• 351: Long Hair Is In, Disco Is Back

• 350: The Time for Color is Now

• 349: Six Colors and Not a Color

• 348: The 2021 April Event Draft

• 347: The Hubris of the HomePod

• 346: Float It Like a Hologram

• 345: Hovering Over My Desk on New Years Eve

• 344: Let's Call It 'Motorcycle'

• 343: Don't Call It a HomePod

• 342: 24 24 24 24 23 23 23 23 22 22 22 22

• 341: Pale Shade of Fun

• 340: Secret Sauce

• 339: Dogcow and Spinning Rainbow Cursor in Finderland

• 338: Loved by Podcasters the World Over

• 337: No Appreciable Gates

• 336: Cool Report, Though

• 335: Repudiation of a Decade

• 334: Tina, If You're Tuna…

• 333: New Year, Same Old Prediction

• 332: The 2020 Upgradies

• 331: Mandatory Turkey Holiday

• 330: People Aren't Always Logical

• 329: The Stale Hot Dog Industry

• 328: Secure, But Terrible

• 327: The Future Doesn't Apply

• The M1 Macs: Interview and Review

• 325: Johny for the Chips

• 324: The 2020 November Event Draft

• 323: The Edges are More Interesting

• 322: Aux In, Cows Out

• 321: It's the Hope That Kills You

• 320: Apple Silicon and the 2020 October Event Draft

• 319: I'm Gonna Drive My Ferrari Into the Sunset

• 318: Four Weeks Out or Tomorrow

• 317: Upsettings

• 316: Why Tomorrow?

• 315: The 2020 September Event Draft

• 314: Beta Tourism

• 313: Story of the Summer

• 312: Outgrade

• 311: Summer of App Store Problems

• 310: The Opposite of Shiny

• 309: Ancient Mac Archaeologist

• 308: The Adventures of Dr. Icon

• 307: Big Sur Sosumi

• 306: That's Beta Life!

• 305: A High School Production of Dracula

• 304: Somebody’s Gotta Do It and It’s Gonna Be Us

• 303: The Return of Two Old Friends

• 302: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2020

• 301: Show Me You’re Serious

• 300: It's So Hard to Predict the Future

• 299: My Gut Says Yes and No

• 298: Copy Copy Copy, Paste Paste Paste Paste

• 297: Factual Controller

• 296: You Wouldn't Believe The Stuff I Know

• 295: Leave the Podcast at the Beep

• 294: The Phone Was Full of Sawdust

• 293: Opt In Your Face

• 292: Don't Look Over There!

• 291: The Ugly Potatoes Are Used for Fries

• 290: You Are The Button

• 289: Not So Fast, Uma Thurman

• 288: Are We Being Punked?

• 287: Constant Applause

• 286: You Can't Make Me Change My Pocket

• 285: Mac Pros for Mac Pros

• 284: We're In the Ear Business

• 283: The Anger of the Panel

• 282: The iPad at 10

• 281: Your Historical Knowledge Has Been Noted

• 280: De Niro Can’t Bend

• 279: I Predict It Every Year, Why Stop Now?

• 278: The 2019 Upgradies

• 277: Who Killed the Butterfly Keyboard?

• 276: It’s Always the Chips

• 275: Remove All of the Holes

• 274: More Clunky!

• 273: Sideways the Game

• 272: Double Secret Vice President of Keyboards

• 271: The 16-inch MacBook Pro

• 270: The Toughest Compare

• 269: A Beep Beep from Far Away

• 268: Featchas in the Beatas

• 267: The Quiet Death of the Newton

• 266: Two iPads in a Sandwich

• 265: Nothing But Canned Answers

• 264: Beautiful Breakable Glass Objects

• 263: Extra Professional

• 262: The Skyscrapers of Camera Bump City

• 261: The 2019 iPhone Event Draft

• 260: It's Not Just a Desk

• 259: Get Ripped with Pro Max

• 258: Ten Hours Is Not All Day

• 257: The Amount of Money Available on the Planet

• 256: The Billion Dollar Show

• 255: Peacock Plus

• 254: Downgrade

• 253: Steal The Ball

• 252: The Hippie Gets a Haircut

• 251: And Then You Eat the Ice Cream

• 250: Building a Home Screen Together

• 249: A Bridge to the Future

• 248: Seven Layer Burrito of Innovation

• 247: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2019

• 246: You Can't Fight the Magnets

• 245: Get Ready for the Sensor Square

• 244: Push All the Sales Buttons

• 243: Fiddling Around With Folders

• 242: Myke and the Modems

• 241: The Tweaky Features

• 240: Dance on the Grave of iTunes

• 239: Fighting Against the Laws of Physics

• 238: The Future of TV Was Apps

• 237: New iMacs, iPads, and the 2019 March Event Draft

• 236: Whatever Keyboard Pleases Me

• 235: Don’t Be So Mean

• 234: The Ideological Folding Wars

• 233: Let's Start a Rumor

• 232: De-emphasis on Trees

• 231: The Upgrade Cycle Is Extending

• 230: The General Drift of Sentiment

• 229: A More Intentional Folding

• 228: The Proof is In the Dust Tray

• 227: Twenty Nine TeeVee

• 226: The 2018 Upgradies

• 225: An Upgrade Christmas Carol

• 224: A Bearded Man Is The Hero

• 223: Impressive and Stupid

• 222: That's Not a Plan

• 221: Dongleton-on-Sea

• 220: Mr. Apple Pencil

• 219: The Chicken Just Laid an Egg

• 218: Previously, on Apple Laptops

• 217: People in Dongletown Want to Dance

• 216: The 2018 October Event Draft - LIVE in Chicago

• 215: The Future of TV is the TV App

• 214: Nobody Seems to Know Anything

• 213: The California Environment

• 212: The Chocolate Phone Is No Good

• 211: You Will Pay

• 210: Tennis Macs

• 209: The 2018 iPhone Event Draft

• 208: The Villain of the Macintosh

• 207: Max Rebate

• 206: The Rings in a Tree

• 205: Monolithic Entertainment Console

• 204: Tap-to-Click Truther

• 203: I Have Felt the Power of the Snell Zone

• 202: I’m Going to Counter Your Jaguar

• 201: Full English Breakfast

• 200: The Podcasting and Anniversary Episode

• 199: Puppet Series

• 198: The Mac Is Dead, Long Live the Mac

• 197: Banana Royale

• 196: Workflow Siren

• 195: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2018

• 194: Game of Jenga with Drivers

• 193: This is Stephen Hackett’s Fault

• 192: People Like Colors and Fun

• 191: Alien Spacecraft Sitting on an End Table

• 190: Redefine It Upward

• 189: Obsolescence Isn’t What It Used to Be

• 188: An Elephant on the Bridge

• 187: Whiz-Bang Wonderfulness

• 186: Black Market Crayons

• 185: The March 2018 Apple Event Draft

• 184: The Claim Chowder Secret Society

• 183: It’s Dumb Until We Do It

• 182: March of Minor Products

• 181: Banana Slug Bookshelf

• 180: Too Much Speaker

• 179: Somewhere Between One and a Gabillion

• 178: On a Dark Desert Highway

• 177: Stuck in the Mud

• 176: Final Cat Pro

• 175: $4,999, Cheap!

• 174: The 2017 Upgradies

• 173: The 2017 Upgrade Holiday Special

• 172: My Brain Was Slowly Expanding

• 171: Really Weird Chess Game

• 170: The Rat King of Cables

• 169: Discontinue All Other Products

• 168: Hail Hydrant

• 167: The White Room of My Mind

• 166: The Machine That Makes Money

• 165: The iPhone X Review

• 164: The Lost Phone for Nerds

• 163: Kindle Bubbles

• 162: The Spider Is a Metaphor

• 161: I Look at My Phone and the Money Leaves

• 160: A Helipad on Your Table

• 159: Retcon Incident

• 158: New Theater Smell

• 157: The 2017 iPhone Event Draft

• 156: The Silly Season

• 155: Apple Hardware Draft

• 154: Masters of Automation

• 153: Three Ficuses

• 152: August State of Mind

• 151: Caulk and Spackle

• 150: I Worry About You, Jason

• 149: The Taste of Danger

• 148: I Think I Think What You Think

• 147: Outside the Zone of Secrecy

• 146: It's About the Journey

• 145: Wandered into the Unicorn Grove

• 144: Don't Call It the Finder

• 143: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2017

• 142: You Want Applause

• 141: I Export My Voice

• 140: Disappointed Dad Tim Cook

• 139: Make Money from the Money

• 138: Bad for the Person, Great for the Wizard

• 137: iTunes on a Shelf

• 136: My Screen, My Stuff

• 135: Trashed The Can

• 134: Steal Its Bezel Thunder

• 133: You're an Empty Row Person

• 132: Extra Lasers

• 131: It's Fine, Dude

• 130: Ron Has a Pretty Sweet Job

• 129: Disneyland for Developers

• 128: Is It Any Weirder than Dashboard?

• 127: Congratulations, You're an Analyst

• 126: Spinny Propellery Guy

• 125: A Bear Did it For Me

• 124: There Are Always Gates

• 123: Sheer Gadget Magnetism

• 122: The 2016 Upgradies

• 121: All Talk and No Trousers

• 120: Time Is a Better Indicator of Time

• 119: Make the Chart Bigger

• 118: Missed That by 100%

• 117: Sugar Christmas

• 116: Design Team Yearbook

• 115: Rubber Chicken Scenario

• 114: Get On Down to Dongle Town

• 113: It's An Honour and a Privilege to Defeat You

• 112: What I've Got Going for Me is Apple

• 111: I Keep Moving the Goalposts

• 110: Never, Not Ever, Not Once

• 109: YouTube Killed the Podcast Star

• 108: It's a Great Feature When It Works

• 107: The Upgrade Programme

• 106: I've Reached Acceptance

• 105: The Illusion of Clicking

• 104: I Really Do Want to Win

• 103: Significant Figures

• 102: Cautionary Tale of Laptops

• 101: It Works Great in California

• 100: The Least Less

• 99: Disciplined Cash Machine

• 98: Accidental Comics Podcast 🤓

• 97: We Used Our Power For Pizza

• 96: Two Ports is One More Port than One Port

• 95: Don't Bring the Pain without the Benefit

• 94: Users Use Computers

• 93: The Emoji Judgers

• 92: WWDC 2016 Draft

• 91: iMac Special

• 90: Nobody Should be a Siri Power User

• 89: Can We Use a Tracking Pixel?

• 88: Happy Apple Watch Users

• 87: Unchartable Tidbits

• 86: The Cloud With the Question Mark

• 85: Talk to this Cylinder

• 84: Peek it, But Don't Pop it!

• 83: I Love Infuriating You

• 82: Baby Pro

• 81: Live From Interstate 280

• 80: I Can Hear Your Future Screams

• 79: Turkey Dinner Pizza

• 78: Rename Everything

• 77: I Don't Know Why You'd Call Them Friends

• 76: You're Part of My System

• 75: You Are Terrible to Sick People

• 74: Tablet Incorporated

• 73: Put on your Rumor Pants

• 72: I Spent Four Months Not Buying It

• 71: Muffingate

• 70: I Could Call My iPhone a Muffin

• 69: The 2015 Upgradies

• 68: The Cryogenic Chamber of Topics

• 67: Part Spite, Part Strategy

• 66: Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good Apps?

• 65: Holiday Firewall

• 64: The Law of the Large

• 63: Crying about the Peripherals

• 62: I Am Nerd Face Guy

• 61: Accidental Trek Podcast

• 60: Very Nice Button

• 59: You Need Faster Fingers

• 58: What’s Magic About That Keyboard?

• 57: Complex Feelings

• 56: The Migration Experience

• 55: Your Watch is Full

• 54: Put a Pen on It

• 53: Everything is Off The Charts

• 52: Click to Click

• 51: Fight Against the Fiddly Bits

• 50: Bing Bong

• 49: Huge Engine of Money

• 48: The Watercooler

• 47: Trust Us, It's Doing Well

• 46: The S Could Stand for Snell

• 45: Grandpa's Superhero

• 44: Tap the Ellipses

• 43: Haptic Skeptic

• 42: Shuttlecraft Wallet

• 41: Emoji Fragmentation

• 40: Emotion Palette

• 39: Developers do a Lot of Running

• 38: Titles Are Not Jobs

• 37: I Don't Have a Production Staff

• 36: Menu Bar at the Top

• 35: Where The Fluoroelastomer Meets the Road

• 34: The 1.0 Experience

• 33: Personal Electronic Notebooks

• 32: Uncompatible

• 31: MacBook Review Special

• 30: Boarding a Sinking Ship

• 29: Velcro Ball

• 28: Two Men in a Very Tiny Room

• 27: The Batman of Cheese

• 26: Ambushed on a Podcast

• 25: I Don't Need a Saturday Box

• 24: Because... Luxury

• 23: The Church of The Coverflow

• 22: I Didn't Hate This Movie

• 21: You Rolled 38

• 20: You Cannot Win an Effort War

• 19: Marco Marketing

• 18: Special Interface Snowflake

• 17: Somewhere on The Monorail

• 16: The 2014 Upgradies

• 15: Upgradians of the Galaxy

• 14: The Marvel of the Buttermilk Biscuit

• 13: #AskUpgrade

• 12: Plant and Analyze

• 11: Drifting Shower Schedule

• 10: Podcasting, It’s Great!

• 9: A Brain and a Drill

• 8: With Special Offers

• 7: Hot Dog Allergy

• 6: The Enemy Discount

• 5: Macworld Cosplay

• 4: I Regret My Endorsement of You

• 3: I Think You'll Find It's Bazqux

• 2: You Start From Zero

• 1: Fly Casual