22: I Didn't Hate This Movie
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From Relay FM, this is Upgrade, episode number 22.
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My name is Myke Hurley and I am joined as always by the one and only
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Mr. Jason Snell.
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Hello, Mr. Snell.
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How are you today?
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- Hello, Mr. Hurley.
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I'm doing fine.
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How are you?
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- I am very well indeed, sir.
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I'm always happy to kick off my week
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with an episode of Upgrade.
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- Yes, it helps us mark time, doesn't it?
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It's like the passage of the week.
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So this is our Monday.
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For me, it's our little Monday morning chat.
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For you, it's Monday evening.
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So, you know.
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- I wish it was my Monday morning as well.
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I think that would be really nice, but.
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- We should do that sometime where I stay up late
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and do like late on Sunday night and you're in Monday morning and we do a crazy...
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that maybe not.
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- That's not... you'd have to stay up really late. - Yeah I suppose I would.
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- Actually no you wouldn't. If you stayed up till like 1am...
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- No well that would be 9am. No you're gonna have to get up earlier than that,
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Myke. I'm sorry. - Okay. - If this is gonna have to work I think I think you're
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gonna have to get up at like 7. And I'll start... we'll start at
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7 a.m. your time 11 p.m. my time and we'll do it let's this sounds like a
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terrible idea that we could most listless sleepy version of upgrade ever
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we could totally do it we should do it I don't know what maybe for April Fools or
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something I don't know why that would be April Fools but maybe I could pretend to
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be you and you could pretend to be me or something like that it would be funny it
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would be it would be funny and it would be interesting to see who we get in the
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chat room for that although the incomparable brings out the night owls
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because we record those very very late. I should mention since we're
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talking about this, we should mention, I think we mentioned this in the
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aftershow or in the during show when your internet died last week, but I'm
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going to be visiting your land, your fair shores in March, which
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means we're going to have to do a couple episodes of upgrade in person, which is
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weird and exciting. It's gonna be wild. I'm excited about that. March 23rd we are
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going to find someplace to do a podcast in London. I think probably the 23rd could
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be the 24th but I think I think we should shoot for Monday because Monday
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is our day and and then the following week the 30th we will both be in Ireland
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for Ool and so we'll do a an episode from from Ool as well. I don't know maybe
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we'll have a special guest who knows but uh that so that's exciting so we're going to do a couple
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of these in person which is uh which is fine we've done podcasts in person before uh at least i you
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know at wwdc but to do uh and we've talked in person at will last year and all sorts of things
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but not this show so this show will be live and in person a couple of times in uh in march i hope
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that we'll be able to do the show afterwards i hope that it's like you know we're not we're not
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so so we don't love so much recording in person that we then just can't record
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anymore just never makes it the same we'll see we'll see yeah we could ruin it
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could all be ruined do we have some follow-up mrs. now we do a little bit
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although some of it is a very very much a fundamental like question about
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follow-up but before we get there we talked last week about the power of
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YouTube, if you recall, and listener SpeccyClassics on Twitter wrote in to say, "Will Google be
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remembered most for YouTube?" which I think we said, he said, he says, "I think StreetView
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is more historically significant." I think that's an interesting point. I guess my problem
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with that argument is although Street View is cool,
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it's pretty replicable and YouTube,
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you can build all the video services you want,
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but YouTube's the winner, at least for now,
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it is a culturally significant thing.
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But I think Google is doing lots of things.
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I think we've talked about this on this show before,
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but I really believe that Google is well aware of the fact
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that their business of doing text ads on the internet
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is not gonna, you know, that and their search dominance
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is not gonna last and it's not gonna be enough
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to carry them into whatever the next tech transition is.
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And so they're placing lots of bets
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on lots of different technologies,
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some of which are interconnected,
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some of which are not at all,
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because they wanna hit on one or two
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of these world-changing things that will propel them
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into whatever the next generation of technology is.
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And, you know, I think making bets
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on something like Street View and saying,
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we're gonna blanket the, you know,
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we're gonna organize all the information
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about like what you see on a particular street.
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I think that's great, obviously, self-driving cars
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and robot things and other ways
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that they will subjugate humanity.
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Did I say that out loud?
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So I would actually place a bet that I suspect
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there's probably something that Google will be remembered
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for historically that has not even happened yet.
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I think there's a decent chance
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'cause I think they're trying that.
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I think they're actually trying to change the world
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on a bunch of different fronts
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because they're trying to find their next big thing.
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And maybe they'll fail.
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But I think unlike a lot of other companies
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that were happy to protect the goose
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that laid the golden egg until they died.
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And they're like, "Oh, the goose is gone.
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We're done. We're out of here, Radio Shack."
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That they're trying to find the next big thing.
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So who knows?
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But right now I think YouTube
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is just such a cultural phenomenon
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to the current generation, the young 'uns like my kids,
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that it's pretty powerful.
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That was a good buy by Google to buy YouTube.
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Google X, that's their entire division in which they
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think about space elevators.
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Doesn't sound threatening at all, does it?
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The X, the most threatening of letters.
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What letter should they have used instead?
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I think not a letter would have been a good choice.
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Call it like Google's special projects or Google Gold
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or Google, you know, I don't know, awesome.
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- Google future.
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- Google volcano.
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- No, that's worse.
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- No, that is, you're right.
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It's meant for bonanza.
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So anyway, that's the YouTube follow-up.
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Apple watch follow-up, but listener Sean wrote in to say,
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"The watch may be to the iPhone
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as the iPhone once was to the Mac.
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It may become an independent device.
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What are your thoughts?
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I'm not sure whether Sean means iPad or iPod here.
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The iPod was really subservient to the Mac and the PC.
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And the watch is going to be subservient to the iPhone.
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But the iPhone was never really subservient to the Mac.
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You had to sync to put some stuff,
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you know, to put some media on it.
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But my bigger point was that it's not about
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being subservient to another device.
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It's that the iPhone or the Apple Watch
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only works with the iPhone.
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and it's never gonna work with Android phones,
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let's just say that.
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And I actually wrote, we talked about it
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and then that actually spawned a piece on six colors
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that I wrote last week about the same issue
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about how the Apple Watch is an iPhone accessory
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but the iPhone is so large
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as we were talking about last week,
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the iPhone is so successful that Apple can launch
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an entire major part of their business
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and have it only work with the iPhone
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because they don't need it to work with Android phones.
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They don't want it to, and they don't need it to.
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The iPhone is so big, they can launch the entire Apple Watch.
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Not to say that the Apple Watch won't eventually
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have its own cellular connection
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and lots of other stuff packed in it,
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and you won't need an iPhone with it,
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but I think you will always prefer to use it with an iPhone,
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and they can do that 'cause the iPhone is so huge.
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And it's so huge, especially in the market
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that is the market for the Apple Watch,
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which is the premium smartphone market.
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So I think the Apple Watch will,
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to answer Liz Nashon's question,
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I think the Apple Watch will absolutely become
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an independent device at some point.
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Although I suspect it will be a lot less likely
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that somebody who doesn't have an iPhone will use it
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until the point where it's so powerful
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that you don't even need an iPhone anymore, maybe.
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I don't know, maybe.
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But I think that right now,
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it's interesting that Apple doesn't need to worry
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about it being anything.
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It's not like the iPod where the second generation,
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they put in Music Match jukebox for Windows
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and let it run on Windows,
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and then did iTunes for Windows after that,
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'cause they had to get to the PC
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for the iPod to be successful.
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The Apple Watch doesn't need to reach anybody
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but iPhone users to be successful,
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and that's how powerful the iPhone is.
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- In a quick piece of impromptu follow out,
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this week's episode, or this past week's episode
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of the talk show with John Gruber and MG Sigler
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was the guest, they spoke a lot about kind of
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the Apple Watch and how it, they call it like a moat
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for the iPhone, I've never heard that term before
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but it's quite smart, like it gets you in, you know,
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and you can't, it's one of those things that kind of like
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keeps you in the ecosystem, right,
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because it's just something else that you have
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that then means that you must continue to buy an iPhone.
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And I just thought it was a really,
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they just spoke a lot about this,
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if you haven't listened to it you should.
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I actually think that episode might be one of my favorites of this run. It's
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just absolutely fantastic. It's a shame that we don't get to hear from MG so
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much anymore I think. Yeah, yeah because he's off doing Google
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Ventures stuff now but I always... people like to give MG a hard
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time because yeah you know he could be abrasive and that's saying
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that's understating it a little bit but he's a smart guy. He's a really smart guy.
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There's a reason Google hired him.
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He's handling millions of dollars of Google's money.
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I think that there's a good reason for that.
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But yeah, it's a really good piece.
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The more that we are getting closer to the Apple Watch,
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the more excited I am getting about the product.
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Like, you know, I keep seeing things pop up now,
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like people are doing design mockups of what they think some apps could look like
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and that kind of thing.
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But just, you know, as we're getting closer to it,
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closer to it and now we know that there's a kind of release date window
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which means I'll probably be in an event within maybe the next six weeks or so.
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I'm starting to get more and more excited about it. I am concerned that it
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may be there may be a staggered release on this product but we'll wait and see.
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Much more to be done there. Dan Morin and I have been working on a basically
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FAQ story for the Apple Watch. We want to start on six colors because we
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did one for Macworld on our last day at Macworld, but we want to do one for Six Colors so that
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we can also then update it as we learn more information about it. And it's actually been
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fun to comb through. Apple's released a huge amount of information about the Apple Watch.
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I think even now a lot of people don't understand all of the details that are already public
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knowledge about what is going on with the Apple Watch. So I'm hoping we'll post that
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in the next week or two and then really looking forward to more information coming out about
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I hope that you get an invite.
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That's what I hope.
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- I hope so too.
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I'm not taking it for granted.
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I hope I do.
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That would be nice.
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Although the question is what's the invite to?
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Because I don't think there's gonna be
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an Apple Watch launch event.
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So I hope they maybe contact me and have me review it.
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- No, I think there will be another event.
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I think that they haven't given
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enough information publicly yet.
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And I think the best way to do a lot of that
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is to stand up on stage.
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Like we haven't seen the demos from people that have made apps,
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like which is something that they will want to show.
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We don't really know much about battery life.
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It would be really good maybe to show off some more of the customization options.
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I think that an event would benefit the product quite a lot,
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and I'd be surprised.
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I don't see them doing an Apple Watch event.
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It is possible that what they'll do is try to time some other product launch,
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that maybe that MacBook Air that we've talked about
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a little bit or some other product launch
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that they, or that iPad Pro Plus, whatever,
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maybe they find some other product
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and do an event around that that's timed to be a week or two
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before the Apple Watch is going to come out.
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And that's when they do the reveal and they're like,
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"Oh, let's talk more about what's going on
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"with the Apple Watch.
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"It's gonna ship on this date," and all of that.
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But I think that they would need to,
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I don't think they could just manufacture
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another Apple Watch event.
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I think it needs to be part of something bigger.
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And so maybe that's it.
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If they can get their ducks lined up on that,
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that might work.
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And yes, I hope I continue to get invited
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to all sorts of Apple events.
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So we'll see.
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You never know with them.
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I'm not taking it for granted,
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but they've been very kind to invite me
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to at least one event as Mr. Six Colors.
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So, although I'm everywhere, Myke.
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I'm all over the place.
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We'll get to some of this later, but I've got a thing,
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I think today on tidbits and I have a thing in iMore
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and I may actually in the next few weeks
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make a return engagement as a freelance writer
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on a strange obscure site called Macworld.
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So I'm getting around, I'm getting around, I'm around.
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I'm a visible presence in this industry apparently,
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not just on podcasts like yours.
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I love the idea of Gibby writing for Magwell again.
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There's just something about that that's so beautiful.
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- I'm actually contractually barred from working for them
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until later this month.
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So we'll see if I pop up after that.
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But I'll leave that as cliffhanger.
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We have one more piece of follow-up,
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which is actually about follow-up.
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- Naturally.
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- 'Cause we talked about follow-up last week.
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and the issues around how you structure follow-up
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in a podcast.
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"I'd be much more interested in your podcast
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"if it wasn't focused so much on follow-up.
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"I skip most episodes because of it," sad face.
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And I actually talked to listener Nash.
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I did a little back and forth with him on Twitter
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and he said, "I really like ATP."
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And I said, "You know, they do a lot of follow-up too."
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He said, "Yes, that's my least favorite thing about it."
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I'm like, "All right, well."
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So I thought that was interesting
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that that's a person who doesn't like follow-up.
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I've always said that I like the idea of doing follow-up
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on this show because my other shows don't have it.
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Upgrading and Jeff also wrote in, and he suggested,
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I heard this from a few people, you could,
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I actually suggested this back in the day for Hypercritical,
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you could do two sessions, right?
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You could do a follow-up show
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and then you could do the topic show
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and you could release them both as sort of sub episodes.
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So there'd be episode 21.1 and then there'd be episode 22.
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I'm not sure what problem that solves
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other than the fact that people wanna ignore feedback
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could not listen.
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At that point, you could put it at the end.
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I think that, you know, it adds complexity and podcasting.
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I found the simpler you make it,
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I'm trying lots of weird complex things
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with podcasting as experiments,
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but you know, it turns out that I think simplicity works best
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saying, subscribe to this
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and you will listen to a show every week
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is the simplest thing to do.
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There's also some technical issues
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And I'd be interested what you think about this, Myke,
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but I mean, there's a fundamental issue,
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which is we do a show with sponsors.
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And if you get a sub show, do you not sponsor that?
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Do you have that be sponsored separately?
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Are people listening to show A and not show B?
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It gets messy in a way that this is messy
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in the sense that we've got a bunch of different segments,
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but it's not necessarily messy
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from a management perspective of the listener,
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because there's just one show to listen to.
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I don't know. It's, it's, I think there's no good answer here that pleases everybody.
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Um, I've thought about, we talked about putting it at the end. We could do that. Uh, I don't
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know. What do you think?
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I think follow up at the end of the show is weird because you've probably already made
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more mistakes during the show, which would also need to be followed up on and you don't
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have that follow up yet. Um, so it feels like quite, I don't know, like, so you've completed
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episode 20 and then the corrections for episode 20 come at the end of episode 21, where you
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as an individual are now more informed before that point.
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So I feel like that there are some weird things there and I see why we do it in this way.
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I think this is reiterating what I was saying last time.
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There is no way of doing this structurally that will please everyone.
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So if we want to continue doing it, which we do, because I do think that it's an interesting
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an important part of the show, then I think doing it the way that we do it now is best
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because it's like the standard practice. If we started doing something else, you're probably
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going to upset more people than we would by doing it another way. And the idea of having
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additional episodes, like the amount of problems that that would bring...
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Oh yeah. It adds complexity. Too much complexity, I think.
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The show episode numbers and the website pages won't match anymore.
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be a nightmare.
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I, I, yeah, I totally agree. I think fundamentally, I mean, we need to be, we need to not overdo
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it with follow-up, because then the show is, like, literally, and I felt like Hypercritical
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would occasionally do this, where it was eating its own tail, like, the show was not about
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new topics anymore, the show was always about what they talked last week and other reactions
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to that. And you wanna, you wanna modulate that, you wanna, you wanna prevent that from
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going overboard. Also, the fact is, follow-up often is not about reading letters, although
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I did some of that last week, which I probably should have summarized more, but it's—these
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are other topics, these are revisiting topics. So like us talking a little bit about the
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Apple Watch today, that was really a topic. It was follow-up that led to a topic. And
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this is likewise follow-up that leads from a topic. Anyway, I think what I would say
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is it's a young medium, this podcasting thing. We're always thinking about this stuff. I
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appreciate the feedback. I know Myke appreciates the feedback too. And then
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Myke and I talk about this all the time. Myke's got a lot of shows. I got a lot of
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shows. We think about the right way to do this all the time. And so I, you know, I
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appreciate the feedback and we're gonna keep doing follow-up in the show but
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we'll try to, you know, we'll see how it goes. We're definitely talking about all
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the different ways we can possibly handle it. So, you know, I love and I love
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getting the feedback. So keep on sending it. You can hashtag #AskUpgrade. You can
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tweet at me or Myke or you can tweet at underscore upgrade FM if you like.
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Or send us email.
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One of the frequent complaints that we do get on the show is that we talk about podcasting a lot
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and we're doing and not only we're doing it now I'm doing it more right now but I
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think the reason for that is is because of how invested we both are with the
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medium and it's interesting I think for us because you said it because we me and
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Jason we do talk about podcasting and this show from a technical and
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production perspective a lot when we're not recording and and I think it's
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because we are both trying to build parts of our business and our livelihoods
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on it so naturally that is going that is going to be a prevailing topic on this
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show along with we how we talk about and we have spoken about like what it's like
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to be an independent worker working on the internet I think podcasting is
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always going to be a thread that that goes across this. But we're going to talk
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about a little later on something you wrote on Six Colors which kind of crossed
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the line between podcasting and writing. But just a quick question on that. Do you
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ever get complaints that you write about writing?
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No, no, I very rarely, or writing about podcasting. It's not for everybody. I think the difference
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is you can just skip a story that you don't like. Whereas one of the things with the podcast
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medium is you can't just skip to the next topic because that would require chapter markers,
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every time, and all prominent podcast apps to support them and a lot of extra work into
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marking the chapters, and even then a lot of these conversations are free-flowing. But
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I do think that's part of it, is you just ignore it. And a podcast, I think people aren't
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in a position to just skip to the next thing, and so there's a responsibility there. In
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any linear medium, there's a bigger responsibility there. I get a lot of feedback from people
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saying, "I love it when you write about the tools you use, or how you write things, or
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how you put together a podcast." I think some people want to know because they're trying
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to do it themselves, and some people want to know because they're fascinated by behind-the-scenes
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stuff, just in general about how things get put together. And I think in our audience,
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we get that a lot. A lot of the people who listen to this show and read the sites we
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read and all of that are people who like to understand how things work and how things
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are put together. And so that creates a curiosity whether or not they're actually going to do
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that stuff themselves. But I mean, like, seriously, that photo that I posted with the orange brain
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and everything else that was on my desk, everybody wanted to know what the stuff was on my desk
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and how I used it. They wanted to know that. I thought, "It's just my desk, it's stupid,
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who cares?" And they're like, "No, we want to know." And so there's curiosity. And sometimes
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that can lead to good story fodder too. So, I don't know. Something I was going to mention
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in Ask Upgrade that I'm going to throw out there now, which is we did get feedback from
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a particular listener who said, "How much time do you spend each week discussing podcasts
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during podcasts?" Basically, we answered a listener question about podcasts. This particular
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listener didn't want to hear it. Which is so funny because we really had a good chat
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about that. Yeah well and and what's really funny is that you know he didn't want to hear
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it but it was at the request of another listener so he's basically saying I don't care if somebody
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else wants to hear it I don't want to hear it so don't do it. That's fine but what you
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just said is exactly what my response was which is we're technical people we talk about
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technical issues involved in working in a new medium that seems valid as a topic this
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This podcast isn't about podcasting, nor is it about working at home, but I think those
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are topics that can come up from time to time, and that's okay.
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Also, this is where I want to talk about that.
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I don't talk about that on any of my other podcasts.
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I don't have, I don't talk about how to make podcasts on Clockwise or Incomparable or Total
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Party Kill, right?
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I don't do it there.
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But if I think there's an appropriate thing to talk about on upgrade, I will.
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And I do aspire to discuss technical topics on upgrade, including things like making podcasts.
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So you know, if it's not, this podcast doesn't turn into that, but we are going to talk about
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that from time to time as one of the many topics.
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And if that is too much, then that's fair enough.
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But in the great words of Dan Benjamin, "Sorry to lose you as a listener."
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But that's just, we're going to talk about it as one of our topics.
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This show does have a focus on new media, which I might put into the description.
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Because we spoke about YouTube last week.
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So there you go.
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Right, let's take a quick break and we're done with follow-up.
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Yeah, we did it in about 25 minutes this week, so it's not too bad.
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Okie dokie, so Mr. Jason Snell.
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- We have a brand new app.
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We spoke about this a couple of weeks ago
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about how the Photos app had been removed mysteriously
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from the Apple website.
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Whilst I was playing conspiracy theorist,
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I believe that you did say they could just be getting ready
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to do something, and they did.
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- Yep, that made me look good, didn't it?
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- Yeah, it's like a crystal ball over in California,
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- Amazing, well, we're breathing the same air,
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drinking the same water as the people from Apple.
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So maybe that gives me a little leg up on that.
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Yeah, so it turns out they were removing
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all those references to the Photos app,
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like coming later and very vague things
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because they were going to drop a beta of the Photos app
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and give it much more detail.
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And that's what they did.
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released a beta of 10.10.3 which includes the new Photos app and they
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briefed some people, Verge and Wired and Chris Breen and Macworld and a few
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other people about it in advance and released it to anybody with a
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developer account on Thursday I think. So yeah now we've got a
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development version at least of this new Photos app and an idea when it's coming
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which is spring, they said,
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and presumably whenever 10.10.3 is ready to go.
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- So have you tried it out yourself?
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- What has the experience been like?
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How did you get your photos into the app to start with?
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I'm interested.
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- Well, I imported my personal iPhoto library, I think,
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and that imported okay.
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And then I tried to import a larger iPhoto library
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and that didn't go as well.
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It crashed, it tried to convert it
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and then I gave up after a while and it was not great.
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So I ended up taking those photos
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and just exporting them as originals and dragging those in.
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And that worked.
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And there are a bunch of different ways.
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I mean, it's a development version.
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So it's definitely got some import hiccups still
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that they're gonna have to work on.
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But you know, it's fast.
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And that's like the number one thing
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that iPhoto never was, is fast.
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It's even, you know,
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when you've got tens of thousands of photos,
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you wanna be able to scroll through.
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And it feels very much like the iOS version
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of the Photos app.
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It's got that view of like,
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where it's trying to break it up into sort of locations
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you've been over a small span of time.
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So it'll say, you know, your home
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and this place you went on February 7th through 8th,
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and then they'll have photos there.
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And it tries to, you know, it's very familiar
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if you've used the iOS Photos app,
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but it's also got a lot of the same power.
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It's got smart albums.
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It's got editing tools that are, I think, pretty good.
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They've got simple editing tools
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and they've got complex editing tools
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and they've got some sort of preset tools
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that are in between.
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I think that's all good.
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The banner feature here is the iCloud syncing stuff though,
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that it's gonna use your iCloud photo library.
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And in fact, there's a setting in it
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that lets you say basically,
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I don't need to keep these files on my Mac.
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At which point, it's unclear what happens.
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There are a bunch of mysteries about this app
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that we have to investigate.
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Like when you import your photos,
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It says your disk space doesn't get used up.
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But if you delete the old photos
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from the old iPhoto library,
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I believe it still has them,
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which makes me wonder if it's doing some really weird
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like linking thing.
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I don't know quite what it's doing.
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So that's weird.
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And then when you set up the iCloud photo syncing,
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it says, when you say,
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"I don't need to keep originals on my Mac."
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it doesn't say it's going to delete all of them off your Mac.
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It says it may delete them if there's not enough room,
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which is completely mysterious.
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It's like, how does it know whether there's enough room?
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And if it's got 40 gigs worth of photos
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and I want to use that 40 gigs for something else,
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can I tell it to go away?
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How does that work? - Well, this is kind of like
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what, there's some stuff on iOS where this happens, right?
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So you have like, do you remember that thing
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when the apps would clean themselves?
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Do you remember that?
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when an iOS app would suspend because it was removing data
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from the inside.
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- Because your phone doesn't have a lot of space
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on it anymore, so it starts to get rid of data
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that's kind of like in limbo.
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So maybe they're doing something like that.
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Maybe it's like if you need,
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if you're getting close to your disk space
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and the system wants to free up like five gigabytes
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of photos, they just remove the five gigabytes of photos
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that you haven't looked at in three years.
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- And you just get like really compressed thumbnails
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or something.
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- That's my theory, yeah, is similar,
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which is I think what's happening is that there's a cache.
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And it's like the iTunes cache,
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where when you are using iTunes in the cloud
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and you double click on a song to play it, it downloads it.
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It doesn't just stream it, it downloads it
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in the background while it's playing it
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to a cache folder on your hard drive.
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And that cache folder, it'll sit there,
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so you're not redownloading.
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If you listen to that song a few times,
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it's not gonna redownload it.
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But obviously there's a mechanism
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where if there needs to be disk space,
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either whether the system demands it
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or whether iTunes every now and then just cleans it up,
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that cache stuff gets wiped.
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And I think that's what's happening here is that
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iPhoto or a Photos app is considering those cached
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once they're up in the cloud
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and that it can get rid of them at any point.
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I don't know the exact mechanism
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and whether it's app based or it's system based.
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It'd be nice if it was system based.
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'Cause like I said, if I've got a podcast
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that's got 80 gigs of, or okay, maybe that's too many,
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20 gigs worth of space and I need that space.
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And the photos app is using space that I need,
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does it go away or do I have to do something
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to make it go away?
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I think that's the unclear part here,
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but ideally it would just go away at that point.
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'Cause once everything's up in the cloud,
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that's the beauty of this scenario
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is if you don't have the disc space
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and I don't have any computers that have enough disc space
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to hold the, other than on an external drive
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to hold all my photos now,
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I just don't have any computers
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'cause they're all SSD computers.
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So I'd like to be able to manage my photos on my Macs
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without having to have 600 gigs of storage
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devoted to photos,
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'cause I want that stuff out in the cloud,
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I'm willing to pay to have that stuff up in the cloud.
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And that's the promise here.
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So we'll see whether it delivers,
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but that's the promise and I'm excited about that
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because I would like to have access
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my entire photo library from any device. I just don't want to have to manage the
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storage of that because that's a lot of that's a lot of stuff and and and right
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now I do have this Mac Mini with the Drobo attached to it and that's where
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those photo libraries live which is great except I don't you know we don't
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use the Mac Mini it's like a server basically and so if my wife or or I want
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to pull out some old photo it becomes this whole thing to do that and what I'd much rather
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is even if we kept all the files on that computer I want access to the whole library from elsewhere
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quickly and easily and that's the promise of photos is that if we do this right it'll
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all be up in iCloud it'll be on all our phones and iPads and our Macs even if they don't
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have the originals they can get them when we need them so that's exciting.
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I think one of the fundamental problems though with the system,
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like whilst it's trying to be helpful, ambiguity in photo storage is a real problem.
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Like the idea of, "We'll just take care of it, don't worry, some of your photos will go away
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and then they'll come back again when you need them."
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Like that is quite ambiguous as to how they're going to manage that.
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You know, it's kind of like up to an engineer's decision over what photos are kept and not kept.
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kept and the problem with that is if there's a problem or you lapse in
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payment and don't realize and then your storage gets cut, where do your photos go
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then? Because if they're not locally on the machine because that's 20 gigabytes
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of photos from 1954 that you uploaded, right, because you don't look at those a
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lot but they're really important family photos that you want to keep. If
00:34:37
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If they're gone and you don't back up locally, or the local backup that you do is like a
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super duper clone, so it's just cloning what's physically on the machine, they're gone forever,
00:34:50
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potentially at that point, right?
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I expect Time Machine will be enhanced to deal with this in some way, but if you don't
00:34:57
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back up that way, you might be in for a bit of a problem.
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It seems to me that what Apple has done with the Photos app is said, "Look, if you want
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every file you need to check this box and then every file will be there and if
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you don't you check this other box and then it won't. So it's on you basically.
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And that's on you and so for me the way I will probably set this up if I decide
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that this is good enough and we're gonna use it everywhere in our family what I
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will do is that Mac Mini that's got the giant Drobo giant hard drive attached to
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it will have it set to have all of them so I'll have a hard drive with all the
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originals on it and that one will get backed up. But if I didn't have that I
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would be putting yes, I would be putting my trust in Apple to not lose my data.
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And the fact is Apple needs to get that right, right? I mean this is not
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something you can get wrong. Apple has to get that right even if people do, they
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don't get to say "well you check the other box, you take your chances, we lost
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your photos, sorry, oops, you should have backed them up." This is not set up to
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work like that. This is set up like they are gonna have your photos, and, and period.
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That they will have your photos, and so they better be rock, it better be rock
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solid. But I feel that way about like, you know, my online backup. My online backup
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service better have my files, right? What if they screw up and my backup goes away
00:36:27
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somehow? Well then I'm in big trouble if I have a crash, and that's just something
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that, you know, at some point you are putting yourself in their hands, or if
00:36:36
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you really are concerned, you create your own backup. And in that case you'd have
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one system with this "keep all the originals on this Mac" setting set. And I
00:36:45
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would do that, like I said, on a different Mac. But what I'd like is on my Mac
00:36:48
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that's got an SSD in it to have access to all those photos when I want to from
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the cloud, but not actually have to use the storage space on this Mac, because I
00:36:58
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I don't want to do that.
00:37:01
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- One of the things that's come out of the Photos app release
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through people digging through the code as they tend to do,
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Steve Trouton Smith is always an absolute,
00:37:13
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like he's like a miner, you know?
00:37:15
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Like he just gets in there and he's just like digging in
00:37:17
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and he's finding things all the time,
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like with his pickaxe, his development pickaxe.
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People have found something called UX Kit.
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Can you explain to me what this is
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why this is potentially significant.
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- So UXKit is something that was used,
00:37:34
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it's a private framework,
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so it's only supposed to be used by Apple.
00:37:37
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And it's in 10.10.3 and photos.
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And okay, without getting, this is,
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welcome to build and analyze.
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This is, I am not a developer,
00:37:50
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so take that for what it's worth.
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The frameworks that developers use to build iOS apps
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are something called UIKit.
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And that doesn't exist on the Mac.
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There's something called AppKit
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that you use to build apps on the Mac,
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but it's not the same as UIKit.
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And a lot of the muscles that iOS app developers
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have built up using UIKit are not available on the Mac.
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So it makes iOS developers,
00:38:18
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people very familiar with iOS,
00:38:20
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building Mac apps, it makes it harder.
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And developers have tried to find ways to bridge this.
00:38:25
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The icon factory spent a lot of time
00:38:26
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trying to find ways to bridge this so that they could bring Twitter-ific iOS
00:38:31
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codebase to the Mac. And it seems like with the Photos app, Apple has done it.
00:38:36
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Where Apple is taking, has built this UX kit which is, which it seems from the
00:38:41
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people who are investigating this that it's sitting on top of AppKit. That it's
00:38:44
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bringing some of the controls that you're used to in UIKit over to the Mac.
00:38:49
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Not all of them, it's not a total replacement, but the idea is it could
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potentially grease the skids for iOS developers who want to make Mac apps and use their iOS
00:39:00
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code or maybe it's just their skill set. It's kind of unclear. Different developers can
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disagree. Brent Simmons wrote a piece where he says, "I don't think anybody's ever going
00:39:07
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to use this except Apple." And it's not a complete solution here. It might be useful
00:39:15
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for people in very limited ways. And then I saw another developer who replied to Brent's
00:39:18
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thing and said, "Yes, but those limited ways would be really great if we had access to
00:39:23
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easier ways to build this stuff that's a lot more like we like we know from iOS.
00:39:27
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So it's intriguing because this is the first time Apple's let this thing
00:39:32
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out of the box, out of Cupertino, and developers' ears all
00:39:37
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perked up because they've been wanting something that's more iOS-like on the
00:39:42
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Mac so that they could apply their skills in similar ways. Because again
00:39:47
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this is not the same as saying, you know, it's gonna run iOS apps. That's not what
00:39:51
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this is but it is a ways of developing
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Mac software that are more like ways of
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developing iOS software and developers
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would be excited about that so if it WWDC
00:40:02
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this year Apple were to announce hey we
00:40:04
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have this thing called UXKit and now you
00:40:05
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guys are going to be able to use it too
00:40:07
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in 10.11 you know we're using it now
00:40:13
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shhh don't tell anybody but you guys will all get
00:40:15
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it with 10.11 it'll be official then and
00:40:18
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here's the documentation and start
00:40:19
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learning how to use it and you can apply
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your iOS skills on the Mac, they would be excited about that. Brent Simmons says, "I
00:40:24
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don't think that's going to happen." Other people think that it might, or maybe that's
00:40:27
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wishful thinking, but I think as Mac users that's very exciting because the easier it
00:40:33
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is for these iOS developers to bring software to the Mac because it works more like the
00:40:40
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way they're thinking, the better it is for Mac users because there'll be either more
00:40:46
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Mac apps or better Mac apps. I think that could be a good thing. So anyway, that's an
00:40:50
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interesting like super nerd trivia about the Photos app is that it seems to be built using
00:40:55
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UXKit, which my guess is the internal developers at Apple who built the Photos app on iOS built
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the Photos app on Mac and they wanted to apply same story. They wanted to apply some of that
00:41:05
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knowledge and work to the Mac app and they built a framework that is more iOS-like on
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top of the Mac frameworks.
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seems logical to me to do this because it's like it just feels like you should
00:41:21
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try and find ways to bridge the gap a bit because I'm sure it's easier to do
00:41:27
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it this way like iOS to the Mac rather than the other way around
00:41:30
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right naturally but like to make more iOS-y apps on the Mac would enable people
00:41:37
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who make iOS apps to be able to make Mac apps easier right and in doing that it
00:41:45
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it makes the ecosystem better.
00:41:46
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As Apple is pushing the integration between OS X and iOS,
00:41:51
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we have handoff and continuity and stuff like that,
00:41:53
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I think it makes sense that you would enable your developers
00:41:57
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to do the same thing.
00:41:59
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Like Mark has spoken on ATP about an overcast Mac app
00:42:04
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and the struggles in potentially doing that.
00:42:08
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And I would expect, not that he would necessarily do it,
00:42:11
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it would make it easier for him to make a Mac app if there was some tools and frameworks
00:42:16
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that were more similar to iOS, to the point where you could reuse code, basically.
00:42:22
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Yeah, and again, even if you couldn't reuse all your code, if you could reuse some of
00:42:26
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it because you understand the way that drawing tables works in iOS and now you've got a way
00:42:31
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that does that on the Mac, that would be good. That would make it easier. So, you know, again,
00:42:37
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I wrote a story about it really quickly because I saw some people on Twitter getting really
00:42:40
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excited about it as they discovered this and it would be exciting for some developers if
00:42:47
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this happens so it's kind of a neat story. It'll be interesting to see Steve Trout and
00:42:52
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Smith will continue to dig through it and find what all the... I mean that'll happen
00:42:56
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especially since the Mac is not locked down like iOS is. They can reverse engineer this
00:43:02
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and use those tools if they really want to. The problem is it's a beta OS and if things
00:43:08
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change in the next beta, everything they do will break, but you know certainly I
00:43:11
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love it when people play that, you know, they're doing the detective work to
00:43:15
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figure out what's going on with Apple and hoping that this is a sign that this
00:43:20
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is something that they'll be given eventually themselves because if it's
00:43:23
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good enough for Apple and Apple's trying it with and developing it perhaps with
00:43:27
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this Photos app in mind. Also the other thing that I had several people
00:43:33
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talked about including Grouper and it's funny Dan Morin and I with the day
00:43:36
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before we're talking about the same thing which is could you use the same
00:43:40
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approach to create a music app on the Mac instead of iTunes that would be
00:43:46
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interesting too. Yeah there's been quite a bit of discussion about that
00:43:51
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recently we were talking about it on connected in regards to the fact that
00:43:54
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Apple were looking at not using beats right so that they're looking at
00:44:00
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creating a brand new streaming service that takes from both like at the point
00:44:04
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that you do that, if you add that to iTunes, which is the logical thing,
00:44:09
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iTunes will start to implode upon itself. So the idea that maybe this
00:44:15
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will finally be the key for what people have been wanting Apple to do for years
00:44:20
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is to uncouple iTunes from itself and have a music app and an iPhone or an
00:44:27
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iOS focused app that has the App Store in it. Maybe just call it the App Store
00:44:32
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app or whatever and it manages your iPhone? You just look at you just look at
00:44:36
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iOS that and I had people say well iTunes does so much how could you how
00:44:41
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could you do that well look at iOS there's a music app there's a videos app
00:44:44
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there's an iTunes app and there's an App Store app. Well the Mac's already got the
00:44:48
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App Store app you could very easily have an iTunes app that was literally
00:44:52
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storefront and syncing and then music and videos are videos could essentially
00:44:59
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be a rebranded version of even the QuickTime app with a little more UI.
00:45:03
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Or they could do something new again, but QuickTime 10
00:45:07
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is already weird enough that they could just keep going down that road if they wanted to.
00:45:11
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And then there's the music app, and you do a much better
00:45:15
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dedicated music player that's got the subscription service integrated, and it's got the
00:45:19
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music integrated. I think that would be the way to go. And then
00:45:23
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I also hear from people who are like, "But what about on Windows? What would they do on Windows?" Well, I'm not sure
00:45:27
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they care and if iTunes just continued to be floating around as a dog on
00:45:31
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Windows whereas there was this super awesome new generation of apps on the
00:45:34
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Mac I think that's okay honestly I think that's I think Apple would think that
00:45:39
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was okay I don't think they're gonna turn off Windows compatibility but if the
00:45:43
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experience of interacting with your media I mean this is this is core system
00:45:47
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level media playback right music on the Mac is iTunes and the Mac cannot be held
00:45:53
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back because we've got to do it on Windows. Forget that. That is ridiculous. That is not
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the way you've got to play this game. The iTunes for Windows can continue to be there
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and be kind of crappy and whatever, but it needs to not be the thing that holds back
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the Mac. And when you're seeing the trend with the Mac and iOS, where it's now not an
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it's calendar and it's not address book it's contacts this is the direction
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they're going is all these things are gonna match up and you've got the
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service on iOS and the service on the Mac and they're not identical apps but
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they've got the same names and the same functions and if you go down that path
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then absolutely they're going to need to get to a place where there is a music
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app and a videos app and an iTunes app that's the store and I think that is
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what's going to happen I think it's just a question of when and I hope it's soon
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because iTunes is not... I use iTunes every day to listen to music and it is
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not very good. If you look at iTunes 12 it's kind of like that. It's like they
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siloed all these things and then put them together. In a tab. Yeah, which is so
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weird but that's kind of what it's like. It's like five different apps in iTunes now.
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It's very peculiar but the Windows argument I don't think it holds up
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because Windows... iTunes for Windows existed for iPods and then for iPhones.
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both of which you don't need a computer for anymore.
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- Right, right.
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I think they want to keep it around,
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but I don't think they need to invest anything in it.
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And I don't think that it needs to hold them back
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with what they do on the Mac.
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- There's no, there would be no reason
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to create music.app for Windows, but they may do,
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they might do something because like there's talk
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of them making an Android app of this music.
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- Well, there's a Beats Android app.
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So I think they wanna keep that around
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because there's a Beats Android app.
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I think they wanna keep that around
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as a subscription service, but yeah, maybe so.
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Maybe so, I just have a hard time believing
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that Apple's gonna let the Mac get held back
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because they have some sort of imaginary obligation
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to providing parody on Windows.
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That's not gonna happen.
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- I agree with you.
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I don't think it will.
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Let's talk about a couple of things
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So one of your new ventures is you, I believe, were the the inaugural person on iMore's
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like back page column.
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Yes, so if you wonder where the back page of a website is, it's apparently on Friday
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and on iMore.
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So yeah, Renee and Serenity asked me to do a, I think I'm going to be doing them fairly
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regularly until they tell me they don't want me anymore.
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And so I kicked it off.
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So they asked me to write an op-ed piece and Serenity gave me some specific ideas, which
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I thought was great because a lot of what I've been writing lately is like completely
00:50:36
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wide open, what the heck am I going to write about today kind of stuff, which is interesting.
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But I like that the tables have turned and Ren's now your boss.
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Yeah, oh sure.
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She's hiring you for work now.
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She pays me.
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And it's an interesting, it's interesting.
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Although it's funny working with people
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that I've worked with on and off for years,
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you get that funny moment of like relief,
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which I'm glad they're relieved and not driven crazy.
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They're like, "Oh yeah, you know how to do this."
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Instead of, "Boy, it's a lot of work.
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I gotta edit this guy and all that."
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It's like, "Oh yeah, this is good.
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Good, thanks."
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It's just like a relief that I'm not causing them trouble.
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But yeah, so she has some suggestions, which was great
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because that's kind of a nice challenge.
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And I was able to come up with something
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that kind of fit within the themes that she was looking for.
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And that was a lot of fun.
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So I wrote this piece called Apple and the Agents of Change,
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which I like to refer to as Marvel's Apple's Agents of C.H.A.N.G.E.
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- It's coming soon to nowhere.
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Anyway, yeah, Apple and the Agents of Change,
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which is about, you know,
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Wren wanted me to write about changes in my life
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and changes at Apple and could I find ways to connect those?
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And I tried to do that.
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- So people should go read the piece,
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it will be in the show notes which are in your podcast app
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or relay.fm/upgrades/22.
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- Except for Monty Ashley, my friend,
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who does not read show notes, but we'll get to that.
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- Yeah, we'll get to that as well.
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So this is a really interesting piece
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and one of the things that you're talking about
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is like Apple have no fear and have in the past
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had no fear to just move forward.
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And one of the great, you picked out a couple of great things.
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I really liked the anecdote that Steve basically effectively threw away all of
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the nostalgia things that Apple were keeping around.
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They had like a company museum.
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And, and he basically said, get it away.
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And they send it all off to Stanford to be kept by, you know, whoever in whatever
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department keeps Silicon Valley history troves at Stanford university.
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But he got it out of the building.
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He was like, get it away.
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The other like, Oh, look, we're going to save this.
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and we got all these old Macs and all Apple IIs
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and all this documentation.
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He's like, "Get it away."
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I imagine him saying that like he was allergic to it.
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Like literally, "Get it away from me, ah!"
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That, you know, yeah,
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that's one of my favorite Steve Jobs quotes
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because it just says everything about his approach
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to the past versus the future.
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Like, very focused on the future,
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doesn't care about the past.
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So that was his thing.
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- They, you know, this is something
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that Apple were very frequently criticized for, right?
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"Oh, you're making me buy that $25 dongle peripheral cable again."
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Because that is an example of them wanting to move forward and move ahead.
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And so it's a very interesting thing.
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So when I was reading this piece, and I really don't want to be that guy, okay?
00:53:33
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So I'm just saying that upfront, okay?
00:53:35
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I don't want to be that guy, but I'm going to be that guy.
00:53:36
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- You are that guy, but you didn't want to be.
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- The examples that you give are examples of things that Steve did, right?
00:53:43
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Because that's the history.
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However, and I know that you go in and you talk about
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like the what would Steve do type thing
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and how he effectively asked, please don't do that.
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But do you think that Apple will remain this way
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without Steve?
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Do you think that one of the prevailing things
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that the culture will be to continue moving forward
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or as John Roderick would say,
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to keep moving and get out of the way?
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- I do, I said that in the piece
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that I think one of the greatest gifts that Steve Jobs gave
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to his future Apple executives was the,
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you know, the corporate culture that Steve Jobs built
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wasn't here are the things that I like, do these things.
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It was a way of thinking about this, how they do business
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and a way of thinking about change and changing your mind
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and analyzing what's coming down the road
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and making good decisions about the products they make
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but also not being afraid to cannibalize their own business,
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lots of things like that.
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And I feel like it gives them in some ways
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kind of carte blanche to change what Steve would have wanted.
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And now eventually they're gonna get past that.
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It's gonna be so far away
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that you're not gonna be able to hold up a Steve Jobs quote
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and say, "Uh-uh, Steve said you shouldn't do this."
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But right now they're in it, right?
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They're in the let's do a watch,
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let's do an eight inch tablet, let's do,
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you know, all sorts of things,
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let's do a music streaming service,
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let's buy a company for a lot of money
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and do a music subscription streaming service,
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which Jobs wasn't into.
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'Cause Jobs doesn't have the opportunity
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to look at the data that we have today and change his mind,
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which is what he did all the time.
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So I think they've got as good a chance,
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I've said this before,
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I think they've got as good a chance as anybody does
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to succeed at this,
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because that was instilled in the culture
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and because they built Apple University
00:55:42
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to try and continue to instill those approaches
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into the people who work at Apple.
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They might or not make it.
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It's not gonna mean that they're not gonna make mistakes.
00:55:53
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They absolutely are.
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But I think that they are escaping from the paralysis
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of not knowing what to do 'cause Steve isn't around.
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And I think it's a healthy thing for any company to have
00:56:06
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or anybody to have of saying,
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"Look, change is going to happen.
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Let's be the ones who make it
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and not the ones who resist it."
00:56:13
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And I think that is one of Apple's great assets.
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In addition to all of the things about their supply chain
00:56:19
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and their product design philosophy
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and all those things we talk about a lot,
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I think one of the Apple strengths
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is having this culture of not being,
00:56:30
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not waiting around for somebody else to do it,
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not protecting their investment,
00:56:33
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not killing that goose that lays the golden egg,
00:56:35
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but instead trying to be the agents of change.
00:56:38
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- And one other thing that I was interested in this,
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'cause it just got me thinking,
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'cause you mentioned a couple of ways
00:56:44
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that Tim is carving his own Apple,
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and I think that that is so clear.
00:56:48
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The decisions that he has been making
00:56:50
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are so different but still kind of the same,
00:56:52
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but you mentioned the acquisition of Beats is a huge one,
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and some of the different changes
00:56:59
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that they're making in products,
00:57:00
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like bigger iPhones, if they do a stylus,
00:57:02
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it's another big thing that I think
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that they should think about,
00:57:06
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and if they do it in the right way, it's appley,
00:57:08
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but it was not necessarily Steve Jobs-y.
00:57:11
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So, and you also mentioned like,
00:57:14
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I can't remember what it's called now,
00:57:15
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but like the employee giving program.
00:57:18
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- Oh yeah, yeah, the philanthropy,
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the matching program that just wasn't there,
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it was, the philanthropy stuff wasn't on Jobs' radar,
00:57:24
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and that was one of the first things Tim Cook did,
00:57:26
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which was reversing something that either Steve Jobs,
00:57:29
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I don't know if he had forbade it, but he didn't do it,
00:57:31
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and it was an easy one for Tim Cook to be like,
00:57:34
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Yeah, we're doing that now.
00:57:35
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- So do you think that some of these things
00:57:37
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make Tim Cook's Apple maybe a better Apple?
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- It's tough to say better.
00:57:45
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I think it has the potential to make them better.
00:57:47
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I think really what we're talking about is
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you're losing all of the things that made Steve Jobs great
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because he's gone.
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But he spent a decade trying to instill those things
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in the culture and again, you know, Apple University is meant to continue doing that.
00:58:10
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So hopefully you keep at least the way of approaching the world that Steve Jobs had
00:58:17
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in the company culture. You're not gonna have the hold up a product and use it for a little
00:58:23
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bit and make lots of keen observations about what's wrong with this product and why it
00:58:30
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sucks and why we need to do better. You're gonna lose that. But you've got
00:58:33
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people who work with Steve Jobs, people who've been trained in this approach, who
00:58:36
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could individually have aspects of what he was good at. So okay, you maybe you
00:58:42
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lose, you know, you lose a lot of product taste and maybe you make that up by
00:58:48
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having a bunch of other people who have good taste too, but are in different
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areas. So you put that all together. Does that company match the
00:58:58
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Apple with Steve Jobs? No, it doesn't. It might come closer than you might think because
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there are a lot of people who would say, "Well, without Steve Jobs, they're doomed." No, there
00:59:05
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are a lot of talented people at Apple. But what you do gain, and I don't know whether
00:59:09
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it's enough to make it as good or better or what, but what you do gain is a variety of
00:59:15
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perspectives from all those people as opposed to the perspective of Steve. And Steve had
00:59:20
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blind spots. Steve absolutely had blind spots. And I say that as somebody who from the outside
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would look at some of what his decisions were and be like, "Why do they do that?" And I
00:59:33
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said this for a while that I didn't think Apple TV and Apple's approach to TV on iTunes
00:59:39
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made a lot of sense because I had this sneaking suspicion that Steve Jobs just didn't like
00:59:42
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TV and didn't care about it, and so it was a blind spot for Apple. I feel like the streaming
00:59:47
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service thing, the subscription service thing, Steve Jobs had his way of consuming music,
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that was buying albums. And he was a child of the 60s, so buying albums was his thing,
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and so he could get behind electronically buying albums, but to get to singles, to get
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to streaming was a lot harder for him. And that blind spot is gone because Steve's gone.
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So you eliminate Steve's blind spots because through diversity now you've got a bunch of
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different people who have different takes on all this stuff, and hopefully they're working
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in a framework where this can lead to good decisions being made where you don't have,
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ideally you don't have one person somewhere who's like, "No, I don't care about it, we're
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not doing it," which I think Steve had that kind of power. He was such a strong personality
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that if he really loved album art, everybody was going to prioritize engineering things
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that showed off album art, like CoverFlow and that iPad music app, the original iPad
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music app. And I would argue that was always one of my pet peeves, is that Steve really
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loved album art and I think it's stupid and that bad UI led from the decision of showcasing
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album art. But I don't think album art as a concept is stupid. I think over—Apple
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totally overemphasized it, and I suspect that's because Steve really liked it and liked to
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talk about it and they wanted to please him. So in the end, do I think Apple is a better
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Apple than before? You know, I don't know how you measure that. I would say they're
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different and they have the opportunity to not have the blind spots that were there when
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you have one personality driving so much of what they did.
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My girlfriend just got a new MacBook Pro and one of the things that I have been tasked
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to do is to give her some tips and tricks as to how to use it.
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She has used Macs but only really used them for work and so now this is her personal computer
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And I was showing her column view in Finder because I said to her it's the best way to
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to move around Finder, in my opinion.
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Do you agree or disagree with that?
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- I hate column view.
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Steve Jobs loved column view,
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'cause it's the next browser view, but I hate it.
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- What do you use?
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- Okay, so I like column because it's also list,
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but you can get more on the screen,
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and I like 'cause it shows you your path, so anyway.
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But that's my preferred.
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but I noticed that cover flow is still in Finder.
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And basically the way I explained it to her is like,
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this is only good now for looking at pictures,
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but even then it doesn't make any sense to use thumbnails.
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And I cannot understand why it's still in Finder.
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Like I just can't see who's using it.
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- No, it's like a memorial to Steve Jobs.
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It's like Steve loved this, let's keep it in there.
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No, it's terrible.
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And you're right, even the great thing
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about the current Finder is that you can set things
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to icons and have them be sorted
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and have them have very large icons.
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and that's great for a folder full of pictures.
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And they're sorted and arranged properly
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with big preview thumbnails as the icons.
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I don't know why you would ever use CoverFlow View.
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Now we're gonna get some follow up
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of somebody who loves CoverFlow.
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- If you have a real reason for using it, I wanna hear it.
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I'm interested now.
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Right, so should we just,
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let's just quickly touch on this other piece that you wrote
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I think that is an interesting one called "Nobody's Listening." What
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was the intention of this article that you wrote? Well I was struck by
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the fact that Marco Arment got a firestorm of coverage for him saying
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that Apple might have some software quality problems when he'd been saying
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that and his colleagues on ATP had been saying that forever. And then he wrote an
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article about it and that one went, people went nuts over that. And I was
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fascinated by that. I mean it's obvious on one level. It's like, well, people don't
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listen to podcasts. But I think it's true, I think Marco would even say, he's
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suggested as much on Twitter, that more people listen to ATP than read his blog.
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So what's the story? And the answer is, well, it got me thinking about audiences.
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Because the ATP audience hearing them talk is listening to them, it's listening
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to them for all their episodes.
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It's all in the context of what they're talking about.
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You get the history, you know who these guys are,
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you know what they're talking about.
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Whereas Marker writes a piece there.
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First off, he's probably, he's admitted,
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he sort of dashed it off.
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He's probably thinking in the context of ATP.
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These are conversations that we've all had on his podcast,
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on other podcasts, on other Mac sites,
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other Apple related columns, whatever.
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We've talked about this stuff.
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So he writes this thing saying,
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"Look, I think this is a problem and it's bugging me."
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And he uses some language that he regrets later.
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That's fine.
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But the difference is that that's really shareable.
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And somebody who is not in the audience
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and doesn't understand the context can read that
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or can have it passed to them.
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And then it blows up and it blows up
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because there's a completely different audience
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that's now coming into contact with it
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and doesn't have any context.
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I think that's interesting about this collision of mediums,
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but it also, as somebody who does a lot of podcasts,
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it made me think about the fact that
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like I said, nobody's listening.
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People are listening, but it is a podcast or a medium
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that is kind of walled off from, and this is good and bad,
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walled off from viral sharing.
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It's bad because it means that a podcast clip
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can't go viral like a YouTube clip can.
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Certainly not easily.
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It's good in the sense that when we're having conversations
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on podcasts, it's to an audience that really,
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I think generally understands a context
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that is richer and broader than somebody
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who comes to an article on a website
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because they did a Google search
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or because somebody linked to it on Twitter.
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Because there's no context then.
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You get your loyal audience
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and then you've got this audience that knows nothing
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about you, is never gonna read anything by you again,
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has dropped in to see this thing.
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And if you've got comments on your website,
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well then leave a nasty comment
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like a bag of flaming poop on your door
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and then they're gone and they never come back.
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So I was just struck by that.
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And so I wrote this thing that's about like,
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we like to think that audiences are monolithic,
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but they're not.
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There are lots of different kinds of audiences
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and different stuff you do reaches them in different ways.
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We can't assume that everybody listens to the podcast
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and reads the websites.
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We can't assume people read the show notes
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because Monty Ashley says he listens to 10 podcasts a week
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and has never once looked at show notes before.
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I told the story about the guy who won our incomparable
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iTunes review contest and I couldn't find him because he didn't read our Twitter account
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and he didn't read the show notes. And until I put a thing at the beginning of an episode
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that said, "Please, if you're this person, write to me," and then he immediately wrote
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to me because he listened to the show. That's all he did. All that other stuff interacting
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on Twitter that we think of as being our audience is with a little chunk of our audience. The
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chat room is a little chunk of our audience. So I was just thinking about that, about how
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we think of audience, it's so easy to think of audience as monolithic, and it's really
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not like not even close. You linked to a dig article called "Is This Thing On?" where
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they talk about the fact that audio content doesn't get shared in the
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same way like and and this led me to I was thinking a lot about this and it's
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not something I've done anything about because I haven't got a good answer for
01:07:26
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it but I was thinking about this a lot when we were thinking about Relay and I
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I have my own little story about this, which I don't know if I've ever told before, so if we've got a minute I would like to tell it.
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I interviewed John Roderick on Command Space, and one of my most favorite episodes that I did.
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It was the second time I interviewed him.
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And there was a quote that a lot of people were sharing from the article.
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And Marco even wrote a little piece on his blog where he quoted it, he transcribed it.
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And it was about the kind of the idea of the quote and Marco titled the kind of the clip
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that he wrote, "We're just flipping through index cards." And he was talking about like the way that
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you create things and like being creative. And it was just such an interesting like,
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Obviously Roderick was going through a time where he was thinking about how you create
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and where you put things and really it was kind of it blew my mind as it did for a lot of people.
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Like you know so it was it was just this really interesting quote and I was watching Marco's link
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getting shared a lot but it didn't change the listener numbers of the episode.
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So people were tweeting about it like there was a musician I wish I could remember what band it was
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he was from. I might be able to find it actually and I'll report back on some real-time follow-up
01:08:57
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in a moment but like he even tweeted it and again I don't know how he came across it. I think he may
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have linked to Marco's piece as well and it was it was just very peculiar but what it showed to me is
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it's just the way in which people will find something is the way that they will just they
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will just consume it and they're happy with that you know. Very very very peculiar. And the dig
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It's funny, I wrote a piece and quoted Marko from an ATP episode, and it was the same thing
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where I felt like on one level I was kind of getting this statement by Marko out into
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a wider world, because I went through the trouble of, as I do every week, it's not trouble,
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but I went through the effort, the time involved to listen to ATP and then think, "Oh, that's
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really interesting. I want to write about that, but I need the context." So I wrote
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down a couple paragraphs that Marco had said on ATP, and then I wrote a thing quoting it,
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and then commenting on it. And I did have that moment of thinking, this is like moving
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this medium to this different place, where if that was something controversial, this
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is what would get passed around, because people didn't listen to the episode, but they can
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pass this around. And that's what that Digg article is pointing out, which is there is
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no way to make a viral video from podcast audio right now that's standard and commonly
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And as a result, like I said, podcasts are great in that they have this context shared with them.
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They are bad in the sense that it's much harder to get a cool little two-minute bit
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shareable unless you
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transcribe it. And you're not going to transcribe a whole podcast,
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so it ends up being you transcribe this little bit. And most people are never going to do that for like a viral whatever,
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and so it just is lost.
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And I don't know what, I don't know what, you know,
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like I said, I don't know if there is a solution
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other than the fact that there really should be
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a really awesome web embeddable audio player
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that follows a similar kind of format
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to what YouTube videos do
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where you can link to a particular time code.
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That would be really nice.
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I understand there's some technical limitations there,
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but that would be great.
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Failing that though, yeah, it's,
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I love podcast audiences 'cause they're so loyal,
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but the downside is that there is such a,
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It's like a little pocket universe off to the side of the web.
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And until somebody writes something down,
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like what Marco did when he wrote that story
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and stepped in it a little bit, but he wrote that.
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That was perfectly in context of his podcast.
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But to the web, it's like no other context ever existed.
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It was like, oh, now he's really had it.
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Well, no, he's been talking about this for months,
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but that's not how it read.
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It's funny, funny world.
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- It was Adam Lazarra of "Taking Back Sunday."
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- So there you go.
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- Real time follow up there.
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Anyway, it is funny that we think about people
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who listen to podcasts and then people who read websites
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and people who are on Twitter
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and people who are in the chat room
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and you know, and those people are great.
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People who read footnotes.
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I had a footnote in my piece that said,
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I also love people who read footnotes.
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But you know, it's not everybody.
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And it's important to, if you're making content
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on the internet, it's important to keep that in mind.
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And if you're somebody who loves podcasting like I do,
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it's one of the peculiar things about the medium
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is that it is walled off so that you can get this tempest
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in a teapot that happened when Marco wrote this thing
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that to a podcast listener was like not news.
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I'm not gonna buy a new Pebble, because I will replace my Pebble with an Apple Watch.
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I'm sorry, Pebble people, but I will do that.
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The thing that I found the most interesting is that they sold over a million.
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And they made a little infographic, and I'm gonna try and find the infographic.
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But basically they sold a million Pebbles faster than Apple sold a million iPods.
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Which I know is like a thing where it's like, well, you know, there are so many different
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factors as to why that could have happened and why it didn't, like why it didn't, why
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However, I just think it's really cool.
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I just think it's a really cool statistic.
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They sold that, you know.
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Oh, here we go.
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I've got it from the website now.
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Pebble sold 1 million smartwatches after its first seven quarters.
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Apple sold 977 iPods after its first seven quarters.
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So I think it's interesting.
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I'm happy for them.
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I think it's amazing. - Yeah, I am too.
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We talked about this before a little bit.
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I feel like there is room in the market at this point
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for a nice low-end smartwatch with long battery life.
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I feel like they should not try to compete
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with the Android smartwatches or the Apple Watch.
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They should be a notch down.
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They should add some fitness features and all of that,
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but if they can be cheaper and have that week-long,
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or even if it's like three or four day long battery life,
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I think that's their best.
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I think that's their best approach going forward.
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'Cause I don't think, it's a little company.
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I don't think they're gonna be able to keep up
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with Samsung and Motorola and Apple.
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But I think that there's a place for them.
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As an iPhone user, they're really limited
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in what they can do with the iPhone.
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Their Android features are much better
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than their iPhone features because the OS supports more.
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And let's be honest, the Apple Watch is gonna be the thing
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that Apple connects really well.
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And I don't think that stuff's gonna be available
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to other watchmakers.
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So I think the jig is up once the Apple watch is out.
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And yeah, but that said,
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I don't have anything against the Pebble.
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And in fact, I'm wearing it right now.
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I have been wearing this Pebble most days for two years.
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I got it two years ago.
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I think like today, two years ago.
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And for what I paid for it on Kickstarter,
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having this as my watch for the last two years,
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totally worth it.
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It tells the time.
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It does some other neat things,
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but it's a fun bit of technology that tells the time.
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And yeah, am I gonna replace it
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when the Apple Watch comes out?
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Almost certainly.
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That's fine.
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- Like I have a Relay FM watch face
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that friend at the show Rob Lewis built.
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And every time I look at my watch,
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I see like a Relay FM-style watch face.
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And it's like, that's just so cool, you know?
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I love that that's the case.
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And it will be a shame for that sort of stuff
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because it is maybe a little bit more fun
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than the Apple Watch will be because it's kind of different.
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But I am, as you said earlier,
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I'm very, very excited about the Apple Watch.
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'Cause the Pebble was kind of onboarded me to that.
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- Yeah, you know, there won't be any custom faces
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in the Apple Watch at launch,
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but I think it's only a matter of time
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before there's a developer kit
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that allows for custom watch faces.
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It'll happen. - Definitely.
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a definite thing. It'd be crazy not to eventually do it. It kind of is very surprising to me
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that there won't be custom watch faces at launch. It seems like such a logical thing
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to do, but...
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I think they want to control the look of the experience because the fact is with the Pebble
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there were lots of custom watch faces from the beginning that were lousy. And so, you
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know, I think Apple doesn't want their watch to look junky. I think they want to have like
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total control and be really happy with the refined faces that are available.
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So I feel like that's like step one is we're gonna make some good faces, you're gonna use
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these faces.
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And then step two will be okay, you can do custom faces through the App Store and we'll
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have to approve them, etc, etc.
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I think it will happen, but I'm not too surprised that they didn't have it happen up front because
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I feel like that's like totally an Apple's wheelhouse of we want to control this.
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And I see why, because a junky face on that watch does not do them any good.
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I was just reminded by Joe Steele in the chat room that there will be a Mickey Mouse watch
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There will be.
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And so I questioned that one, but I understand.
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The Jacob Holt wrote in to say, "What do you think of the doom of Radio Shack and is Best
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I don't really have an opinion.
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I would say to the second part of the question, yes.
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Eventually, all of those stores will go away.
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The age of the dedicated electronics retailer
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has already ended.
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And the ones that are left
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are kind of just there on inertia.
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Like Best Buy tried to launch in the UK
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and they opened a bunch of stores
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and I think they were closed, all closed within a year.
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Like there is just not a need anymore
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for something like this to exist
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when every other big store sells electronics
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as well as online.
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We only have one of these types of stores left in the UK
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and the one that's left is like the company that owns it
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basically bought up over time like the three major companies
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like so there's, what we have at the moment
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is a company called Currys PC World
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and basically there was a company called Currys,
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a company called Dixons.
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Dixons was where the terrible Apple retail guy came from,
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you remember that?
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- Yeah. - And PC World.
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So they were the three. - And PC World.
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- Yeah, they were the three that we had.
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And then Currys bought Dixons and then bought PC World
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and became Currys PC World.
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So, I say this to say like, they are going away
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and there's kind of only ever space for one of them
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because people will still maybe need one,
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but that need will go away soon as well
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because Walmart and Target,
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they will hold all the TVs and computers that you need in some instances. And then you've
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got companies like Apple who the best place to go and buy Apple products is in the Apple
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store and Microsoft is trying to do the same. So there you go. This is experience stores
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will remain but these big box retailers will go away.
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I think you're right. In fact I wonder sometimes if you might not see TV manufacturers do something
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similar where they've got like a little experience store where you come and look at the 4k TVs
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and have something like that. But generally yeah a lot of this is going to be online or
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it's gonna be in other retailers and it's gonna go away Radio Shack is to be
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credited for surviving as long as it did because it kept having to try and
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reinvent itself and so because it was a store for radio ham radio hobbyists
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that's how it started it was crazy and over time it adapted they were one of
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the leading computer manufacturers in the early days of the PC with the TRS-80
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and they adapted again to be a cell phone store, and in fact the fact that Sprint is interested in buying up a bunch of their stores tells you the story there.
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These are located in places where having a cell phone store sort of makes sense, but as a dusty electronic hobbyist kind of thing, that stuff is on the internet.
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the internet and in fact I I would never go to one here because we actually have
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an electronics hobbyist store that has so much more stuff than Radio Shack
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because it's like the place to go and it's bigger and it's the people who are
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there are like totally into all of the technology and they know all of it and
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at Radio Shack it was like a guy who didn't know anything I've been into
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Radio Shack three times in the last like five years or ten years and it's to buy
01:23:13
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their little they had a little battery operated clip-on microphones that were
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pretty good and so if like I was somewhere and I and I didn't have the
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microphone I forgot it or something this just happened in San Diego when I was
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down there for Comic Con and I needed another microphone I thought oh I'll go
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to Radio Shack and I bought one that's it can't keep them in business buying a
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microphone every four years so you know it's amazing they stayed in business as
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long as they they did and and yeah they it's time time to go and I think retail
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is just changing. This is yet another way that retail is changing. Samsung opened
01:23:47
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one of those experience stores in a Westfield Mall here, which is a quite a
01:23:52
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large Westfield Mall on the on the Olympic site, so where the Olympic Park
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is, a place called Stratford here. They recently closed it. It didn't do very well for them.
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No. It was huge. It was so dumb. But there you go. We have one more which is a list
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to Chris wrote in to say, Jason, how, sorry Myke, hopefully it'll be in the UK soon, how
01:24:13
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frequently do you use Apple Pay? And my answer is, Chris, you know I don't leave the house
01:24:18
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very much, right? I don't, I used to go into San Francisco every day, and I don't now.
01:24:27
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I'm in my little town here, there are lots of days where I don't get into a car. And
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so as a result, I don't use Apple Pay that frequently, I use it every time I go to Whole
01:24:35
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foods and I used it at the World Series to buy a hot dog. But every time I go to Whole
01:24:40
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Foods I pay with it because that's the place I go to, it's right by my house and they had
01:24:44
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Apple Pay and so I use it every time I go to Whole Foods. But that's it, I have not
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used it elsewhere but I'm not sure I'm the best example. It does mean that sometimes
01:24:54
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I find myself having left the house with only my iPhone feeling like I could go to Whole
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foods if I wanted to even though I forgot my wallet because I can pay with my iPhone.
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We have a Starbucks that just opened next to the Whole Foods and I can pay with the
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Starbucks app at the Starbucks. So I could now leave the house without a wallet and do
01:25:13
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okay for myself. Goodbye some manchego, get a hot chocolate at Starbucks, just have a
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grand old time before I had to come home.
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The wallet adventures of Jason Smale.
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Oh man, Whole Foods is not enough.
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You gotta go to Starbucks too.
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There's a Bank of America in there I could take out.
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So, oh no, I need my wallet for, see?
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Anyway, that's how I use Apple Pay
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is to buy generally beer, peanut butter
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and mini Ola Tangelos at Whole Foods.
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- I'm surprised.
01:25:46
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I am surprised that we don't have Apple Pay yet.
01:25:48
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I thought we would have had it by now.
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But alas, no.
01:25:53
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I know that I will use it a lot though,
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because I use contactless payment on my debit card,
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basically every time I use my debit card.
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So there we go.
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I expect that I will be a big user of Apple Pay,
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if and when it launches.
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- All right.
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I think that brings to an end Ask Upgrade for this week,
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which means we're left with one more segment.
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- I was very surprised at how much positive feedback
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we received about the Movies with Myke segment
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from last week.
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- Lots of positivity.
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- People were happy about it.
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Now, I don't want to do this every week,
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but I would like it to be a recurring segment
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if you are happy with that.
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- I think so.
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I think maybe we should even pick a frequency.
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I think every week is probably asking a bit much,
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but I have enjoyed movies with Myke
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and we should definitely do it more, I think.
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- Well, considering we're talking about "Real Genius" today,
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I don't know, we'll see if you enjoy movies with Myke.
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- Yeah, well, I enjoy movies. - It's your favorite movie.
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- I enjoy, it's not my favorite movie,
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it is one of my favorite movies and it is uh I enjoy movies with Myke regardless of
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the outcome because it's fascinating because not only do we like you it is fascinating
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to to use you in this experiment to see what about these movies that you haven't seen before
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I wonder one bit of a hashtag ask upgrade regarding this which was just can we have
01:29:37
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Myke watch a movie every week please and the answer is no not every week but some weeks
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maybe. And this week. Maybe once a month and we decide like a X week of the month.
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I think that's a good way to do it. Yay! Maybe the first Monday, something like
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that. I think that would be fun. We should do that. And I like the idea of it
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being obviously a movie that I have never seen before, typically a classic
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movie. Let me be your guide to a movie you haven't seen. It's a real genius.
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1985 comedy directed by Martha Coolidge called "Real Genius" starring Val Kilmer.
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So I have some... my notes are written chronologically and I'm probably just
01:30:18
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gonna go through them like I did last time, but I think I want to start this
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week with my overall impressions of "Real Genius." And let me start... let me start by
01:30:29
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saying the difference between "Real Genius" and "The Princess Bride," which we
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talked about last week, is the... "Real Genius" is one of my favorite movies and I
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feel a great deal of affection to it. It is also very much an 80s movie. The
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Princess Bride I feel is a classic that I like it but I also would subject
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people to that much earlier in the relationship than I would subject them
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to real genius because I feel like Princess Bride is something that can be
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appreciated by all ages and and over the course of you know many years it's just
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become a classic and I have a great deal of affection for it. Real genius I love
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I love it personally, but I think it's got more issues,
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and it is much more of its time.
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So I think that's just to compare and contrast here
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with The Princess Bride.
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I wouldn't file them under the same category in terms of--
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even though they're both movies from the '80s.
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So that's my opening statement.
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And people should listen to either the incomparable episode
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or the defocused episode that you did about Real Genius
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to hear more about why you love the movie.
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And I actually do wanna talk about that, but not yet.
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I wanna get to that part shortly.
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This is Movies with Myke, so you know, you're Myke.
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- I'm running the show. - So there you go.
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- I didn't hate this movie.
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- All right, okay.
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That's what John Siracusa said.
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- Yeah, no, no, no, I think I'm gonna be better than him.
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I didn't love this movie, but I did really like it.
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There were parts of it that I didn't like
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and there were parts of it that I really liked.
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- Ooh, I'm fascinated now.
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So together, I liked this movie.
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But there was like a part of it like in the middle,
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it felt like I was fighting through the movie.
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And there are parts at the start which I get to
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which I found very confusing.
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But overall, I did actually enjoy it.
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So let me, we will now walk through the plot.
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- All right.
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- Which I thought was such a terrible way of doing it.
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People seemed to like it.
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We'll walk through a plot and I'll give my kind of feelings
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as we went through.
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So the opening sequence has like that traditional
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'80s opening sequence, but it's super long, so long, with really weird music.
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- Oh yeah, it's "You Took Advantage of Me," which is a jazz song, and the idea there,
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I never even thought about this until like a year ago, I hadn't even thought of this,
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that it's really, the song is called "You Took Advantage of Me," and the point is that
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they're taking advantage of the college students in the movie.
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The professor and the government are taking advantage of them, but it's this weird, you
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Now, my son says, you can tell when a movie's really old
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'cause all the credits are at the beginning
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and he's so right.
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And this is like that.
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They've got the jazz and then like pictures of diagrams
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of like scientific diagrams and that goes on forever.
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And then you've also got then the crossbow segment
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where there's the spaceship that fires a laser
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and the guys around the room and the Pentagon.
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That's also, so you've got like a long opening
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and then you've got this long kind of prologue.
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- The prologue is fine, but like the opening sequence,
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like the music is just weird.
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Like I get the point, but like it doesn't fit
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with the movie at all. - It doesn't fit
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the rest of the movie at all.
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I don't even think of that when I think of the movie.
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It's just, it doesn't fit at all.
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You just skip it.
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- 'Cause one of the things I really loved in this movie
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is the music, because it is--
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- Yeah, it should be, the opening should be
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like a wide shot of Pacific Tech, a crane shot,
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slowly panning down as some really '80s song
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from the soundtrack plays.
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We'll say, since Brian Adams is on the soundtrack,
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we could say that.
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Maybe, or like ROCK in the USA, whatever,
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something like that, something very '80s on the soundtrack,
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and it would just be like, like Ghostbusters is,
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real genius, and then fade out the name of the movie,
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and we move down to discover what's happening in the quad.
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that's probably how this movie should start, and instead it doesn't. It starts with a
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jazz number over scientific diagrams.
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And it's like, before the scientific diagrams, it's like cave drawings?
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Yes, oh yeah, well it's the progression of, from cave drawings and like Michelangelo and
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all the way up to like, uh, uh, uh, specs of lasers and military things. It's the history
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of "it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit, I don't know." I think somebody got assigned to the
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job by the studio of making a title sequence and this is what they came up with and that
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nobody cared. So let's not talk about that anymore, I agree with you. I am going to check
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the box there, yes, Myke, it is not a good opening credit sequence.
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- Everything about the prologue, I love, I love it. It's because it's like "we're in
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space and it's like oh we're in space and then it's like really dark room of
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people sitting in a triangle they must be super evil and it's like I love it I
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love it because it's so one of my favorite things about this movie is how
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they they waste no time in telegraphing things to you it's like this is how that
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you need to feel about these people and we're gonna make you feel it and I
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I really like it. It's like lasers from space, no way! And then it's like when the guy, one of the
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guys is like, "Oh, I don't want nothing to do with this." It's like, what does it think we'll have to
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liquidate him? Liquidate him! Oh no, we'll have to liberate him. And then the guy says, "Liberate? You
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mean liquidate?" And he goes, nods, "Yes." Because it's kind of like, yeah, you're gonna kill him.
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It's just, it's great. They're evil. Well, there's the line, there's the line where they're like,
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"Okay, well, we'll watch this movie about blinding techniques and then we'll have some
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And then it's like, in another example of it, then we go to the first time that we see
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And it's Chris, right?
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I don't know how...
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Chris Knight, yeah.
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Chris Knight, yeah.
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Played by Val Kilmer.
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I forgot that.
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So we see, and then he's like wearing a head bopper, right?
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And bunny slippers.
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It's like, "This guy must be crazy!"
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You know, you kind of, it's like another example of like,
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this guy's mad, okay, so you're gonna see that
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from the way that we're presenting him.
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So it was kind of silly,
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but it's like the same sort of idea, right?
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They are making sure that you know
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everything you need to know about these people
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by looking at them.
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One of the things I noticed
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that I found quite distracting at the start is,
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the cuts, like the edits are really abrupt,
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especially in like the first third of the movie.
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There's lots of like really sharp edits
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with very differing like diegetic sound.
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So it's like you're at one point you're hearing like
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we're quietly in an office.
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Now we're at a party, now we're in a bedroom.
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So it's like just these real sharp changes to the audio
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and it was quite frustrating to watch I think.
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There are also some questionable word choices
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especially at the start of the movie
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which don't need to be said.
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I don't wanna repeat the word.
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It's not a bad word, but it's like clearly
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they got clearance for a certain word
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and they kept using it.
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- So we talk about this in the episode in the "Indie Focused"
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and in fact play a game called
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"Certain Word for Anatomy or Montage"
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which is how many of the one word are used
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versus how many montages are in the movie.
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And it goes back and forth.
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It's a battle throughout the movie.
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And yes, at the time when I saw this movie
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for the first time, I thought, they say that word a lot.
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Why are they saying that word and no other,
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there's like no, there's no swearing in this movie.
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There's just the one anatomical reference
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that gets made repeatedly.
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And as far as I can tell, yeah, they had a,
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that was their dispensation is, you can say that one word,
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but you can't go beyond that.
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But it does, it seems like the movie's
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a little overly obsessed with the single word.
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But like the three or four times it is used,
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two of them are so weird and really out of context.
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Like, doesn't make any sense.
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Like, can you use it to knock a nail into a--
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- Hammer a section spike through a board.
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- Like, why are you saying this?
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No one's ever used that phrase.
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Anyway, very peculiar.
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William Atherton. - I agree with you.
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- William Atherton is my favorite 80s villain
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'cause he's just so slimy.
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So this is, I think this is his pinnacle.
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I think he's great in "Die Hard" and "Ghostbusters,"
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but I think he has more to do.
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And he's so great at being so slimy.
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Here he is like the slimy Carl Sagan, right?
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He is Mr. Famous Scientist guy, and he is just a weasel.
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He's exploiting his grad students.
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He's trying to put one over on the government.
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He's having sex with the government,
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with the general's daughter.
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I mean, he is just the worst and the best
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'cause it's so great to watch him work.
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- And I agree, like I love his character,
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especially in "Ghostbusters" as well.
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- Because there's something about him
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where he just plays the guy that you wanna hate
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so fantastically, but you're right, in this movie,
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he's one of the star roles, where in the other movies,
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he's kind of just like the annoying thing.
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- Yeah, he pops in to bother you and then he pops out again.
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- And like he's used in those movies
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to kind of advance the story a bit more,
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but in this he is actually the story.
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- Yeah, he's essentially the antagonist in the movie,
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even though there is this weird laser plot
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with the government that comes and goes,
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you know, really he's the bad guy throughout.
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- So we kind of have two heroes.
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So we've mentioned Chris, and then we also have Mitch,
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who would seem at least maybe in the first half
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of the movie to be your hero,
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but it kind of goes backwards and forwards a bit,
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which I like that.
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There's like, there's two heroes to this movie.
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And I think that's pretty cool.
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Like you don't really, I can't think of many movies
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where you see that so much.
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And they're both very different,
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but you root for them both.
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And they don't, there's never a moment where they fight,
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which is, would be such an easy thing to do.
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And it would usually be the middle part
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of this kind of movie.
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- They get upset at each other and they move away,
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but that doesn't happen.
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- No, I mean, he gets a little,
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He gets mad when he gets taken to the pool party
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and gets yelled at, but he's more just frustrated
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and leaves, but you're right.
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There's that like, in act two, you would have the moment
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where they, in a romantic comedy,
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that's where they break up and then they realize
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they're meant for each other.
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In a buddy comedy like this,
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you would imagine that they would have that moment,
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but instead what happens is each of them
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has their moment of despair,
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where the other one talks them out of it.
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And that's how they do it instead,
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They both despair for their own futures and their own lives, and the other one says it's a moral imperative,
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you know, we'll get back at them, but you can't let this affect you.
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So that's—you're right, it's neat that that's how they end up doing it, is instead they're—they both—
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the world causes them trouble, and the other one, the counterpart, says, "We'll get through this."
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I love when Mitch is first introduced to, like, the rest of the—I don't know what you call them,
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like the laser group, the science group.
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- And like they're all--
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- Laser group, that's good, yeah.
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- They're already like, they're bothering him,
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but then it's just--
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- Well, it's like a 14 year old kid
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has been brought into these graduate students
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and told he's in charge of you now,
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because he's a genius and you guys are only,
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you know, you're last year's geniuses.
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- But what I love is they're having problems with the laser
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and Mitch just turns a dial and he fixes it.
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It's like, he's a genius, he turned the dial.
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- He's a genius.
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And it's just, again, it's like another thing to show you,
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this guy's really smart, okay, you turn the dial.
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- And these other guys are kind of jerks
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and don't really know what they're doing.
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- They're like nerd jocks, which is really weird,
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but that's kind of--
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- Well, this is a whole movie where it's all nerds
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in Caltech, essentially, Pacific Tech is Caltech.
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And one of the funny things about the movie is,
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it came out around the same time as a movie
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like "Revenge of the Nerds" or "Weird Science."
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But in this movie, it's not like stereotypical,
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like nerds in a world with nerds and jocks and stuff.
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It's like, they're all super smart people.
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And then there's the social stratifications
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like inside the super smart people group.
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So you're, but you're right.
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There are like the humorless jocks who try to haze this kid
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'cause finally they've got somebody that they can beat up on
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this 14 year old kid, 15 year old kid.
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- I really like Jordan's introduction.
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She's one of, if not my favorite character of the movie,
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because she's so peculiar.
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And you guys kind of talk about this.
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She's not really sexualized in any way.
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You've spoken, I think you were talking about
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something defocused.
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And where later she becomes a love interest,
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it's not, she seems kind of like on level footing,
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and where some of the other women in the movie
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are a bit dim.
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- This is not a strong movie
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in terms of women's roles.
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but there are signs in it of,
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I wanna say of the director,
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'cause this movie was directed by a woman,
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that there are some signs in it,
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and Jordan is a really smart, strong character.
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She's not there to be anybody's girlfriend,
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although she is kind of swept into a romance element
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with Mitch later.
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She's their equal.
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It's never questioned that she doesn't belong
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at Pacific Tech, and she's actually kind of brilliant
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and can't sleep and knits a sweater overnight
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and does all this other crazy stuff.
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It is, yeah, she's definitely the best female character
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in the movie, but she's a great character.
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She might be, yeah, she's one of my favorite characters
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in the movie too, because she's so, yeah,
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the hyper genius kind of character.
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And that's one of the things,
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you've got so many smart people in this movie
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that you get to see all these different types of genius
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that come out, and she's the one that's like the super hyper
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I don't even sleep person.
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- It was at this moment, so they're like the scene
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when they're ice skating in the hallway,
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that I noticed that Kent looks about 10 years older
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than everybody else.
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- Yeah, well it's the Ascot.
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That's the Ascot.
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- Like they put braces on him.
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In an attempt maybe to make him look younger.
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I know it's used as a plot device later,
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but he's visibly older than everybody else.
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- Grad students, you know, they range.
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They range in age.
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- Okay, you're defending this.
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I'm gonna move along.
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- Oh no, I think it's the Ascot.
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Again, I point you to the Ascot.
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The Oscar makes all the difference.
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- Why doesn't that guy wash his hands in the bathroom?
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- You know, that drives me crazy too.
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And it's just such a little moment, but yeah.
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'Cause there's a guy who's peeing
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and then he runs out of the bathroom
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and then Jordan runs in, right?
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To show Mitch the sweater she's working on.
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- And the guy just runs out and he doesn't wash his hands.
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- It's just so strange. - I don't know.
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I don't think we even know who that guy is.
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It's just in there.
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When you watch the movie as many times as I have, you do start to notice all these strange
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things in the corners of the movie that nobody would ever have been expected to notice when
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they watched it.
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And then we kind of see one of the first moments of Chris's weird genius where he gets some
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liquid nitrogen out of the freezer, cuts a slice of it, and uses it as a coin in the
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coffee machine.
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The idea that it evaporate.
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I think I mentioned this on these other podcasts that we've talked about this.
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I think the screenwriters literally had like a checklist
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of all of these famous stories about Caltech and pranks
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and other wacky things that the students at Caltech would do.
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And I think this is one of those,
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that there was like some student who realized
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that they could take ice or dry ice or liquid nitrogen
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or something like that.
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They could take something that was frozen
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and match it to the size of a coin
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and use it to buy something in a vending machine
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and then it would evaporate.
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I think that's actually where it came from.
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But it's a funny,
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I'm not sure it actually would work like that
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'cause I think there's like,
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these days they're used based on magnetic signatures,
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but back then it may have just been the size of the coin.
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- We then get our first montage.
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And it's- - So many montages.
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- It's so beautiful and I love it so much.
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We have really strong 80s music
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and it's just a montage of Mitch learning stuff
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and fitting in and making friends.
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and there's some interesting things that,
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boom boxes in the class,
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at first I was like, I don't understand,
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and then I realized that they're using them
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as tape recorders.
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- But the visual of a classroom full of boom boxes
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was very confusing to me.
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But then the payoff of the montage is at one point,
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Mitch goes to class and there's a bunch of tape recorders,
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and then the professor is just playing his lecture
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from a reel to reel on the desk.
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And it's just a good visual 'cause he's older,
01:47:42
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so he's using the reel-to-reel and the kids using the boob boxes, and also of course the
01:47:45
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teachers just giving up at that point because Mitch is the only one that goes to class.
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And this has got to be a commentary on college in the 80s that people were starting to record
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lectures and record them for other people, and I think this is the commentary that the
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logical conclusion of that is that everybody will just leave their tape recorder at the
01:48:02
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beginning of the lecture, at which point the professor will say, "Well, screw this, I'm
01:48:06
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going to just tape my lecture and play it back to them," which is that—I like this
01:48:11
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montage to it is I said this on defocus that you know I love a good montage and
01:48:16
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I think that montages are effective in or can be effective in telling you a
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story that you just don't need exposition you just you you we don't
01:48:28
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need to see all of these scenes with Mitch becoming more learning about
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lasers and becoming part of the group we just we got it we got a quick montage of
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it. There's some jokes and then we also understand now that time has passed and he's part of
01:48:41
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the group and yes there's super 80s music while the montage plays because it's the 80s,
01:48:47
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there's montages. Those happen in real life in the 80s by the way Myke. Every now and
01:48:51
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then you'd hear a synthesizer playing and you'd be in a montage and you just have to
01:48:54
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go with it. It was like a tornado or something. It's like "Oh we're in a montage now" and
01:48:58
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then that would go and then you'd wake up and the music would stop and it'd be like
01:49:01
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three months later and you would have a mustache. It's very strange.
01:49:04
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and you'd either be a genius or you would have grown 20 pounds in muscle.
01:49:09
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This montage does include, I think, the worst direction in the whole movie. There is a moment,
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like a 20 second clip or something like that, where Chris and Mitch are talking to each other.
01:49:24
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Are talking, yeah. I can only assume that was a cut scene and they decided to put it in there,
01:49:29
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but it's infuriating because they're saying things and you can't hear them.
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It doesn't make any sense because they're just passing each other in class and then
01:49:35
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they're like having a conversation and it's like what is this showing me? They can talk?
01:49:41
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Like they could be arguing.
01:49:42
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I think they wanted a little more 80s music there.
01:49:44
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I just didn't get it.
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Nope, I'm with you.
01:49:48
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Another thing I didn't get, what is Dr. Hathaway's show about?
01:49:52
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Well, it's everything. It's about everything. It's about science.
01:49:58
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- The colon, what does it look like?
01:50:01
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That's not the question we ask about the colon.
01:50:04
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Now, like I said, I get the impression
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that he's a local celebrity
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or maybe even distributed more nationally
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since Mitch's parents recognize him
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and the people at the science fair recognize him too.
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He's like, yeah, he's a low rent Carl Sagan.
01:50:20
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He's got some PBS show where he talks every week
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about some scientific topic.
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And I think they vary wildly, obviously,
01:50:28
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he's not talking about lasers or physics that week, he's talking about the colon. Which
01:50:32
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it sounds like, it's perfect because it makes it just seem like this is not a show you would
01:50:36
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want to watch.
01:50:39
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So then we get to like the pool party thing, and I'm gonna come back to that in a moment.
01:50:45
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The tanning invitational?
01:50:47
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I don't know what that means. Does that mean anything?
01:50:50
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Like tanning?
01:50:51
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Well invitational, so it's like a tournament, like a tennis invitational or something. It's
01:50:56
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it's a competition, it's meaningless. But they invited the girls from the School of
01:51:02
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Beauty down the block.
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The beautician students.
01:51:05
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They're not beauticians, they're beautician students.
01:51:08
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Okay. And I'll come back to that in a moment because it's a bit... Dr. Hershkam is something
01:51:13
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else I want to talk about. But at this party, Mitch gets berated by Dr. Hathaway.
01:51:22
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Why are Mitch's parents such horrible people?
01:51:25
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- Yeah, he calls them on the phone and--
01:51:29
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- Like you can't come home,
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we've rented out your bedroom to the plumber.
01:51:35
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- I don't know, they're, I mean, they're trying,
01:51:37
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the story is trying to trap Mitch there,
01:51:39
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but you do get the sense that,
01:51:43
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I think what the movie is trying to do,
01:51:45
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this is a good question,
01:51:46
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I think what the movie is trying to do is isolate Mitch
01:51:48
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and say, look, home is not a place for Mitch.
01:51:50
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Why can't he just go back and go to high school
01:51:52
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like a regular kid?
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It's like, he's not a regular kid.
01:51:54
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His parents don't understand him.
01:51:56
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His parents don't understand anything about him.
01:51:59
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And it's not that they're necessarily terrible people,
01:52:02
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but they're kind of clueless and it's not a home for him.
01:52:05
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And so when they say, "We've rented out your room,"
01:52:07
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I think that is the message here,
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is that he can't go back there.
01:52:11
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He can't go home again.
01:52:12
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He needs to make it with his people at the college.
01:52:17
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He has to make it at the college.
01:52:20
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So, but it is, yeah, there are lots of jokes.
01:52:23
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There, you know, right from the beginning
01:52:25
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where Hathaway says, "Are you adopted?"
01:52:27
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Or, "Is Mitch adopted?" - Yeah, 'cause his parents
01:52:28
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seem kind of stupid. - And they're like,
01:52:29
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"No, he's not, it's like amazing."
01:52:32
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- And then there's like the prank where Kent
01:52:36
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and the other nerd jocks have--
01:52:41
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- They record his conversation and play it back
01:52:43
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over the PA in the cafeteria, yeah.
01:52:46
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- Which then leads to-- - Boo.
01:52:49
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probably my favorite part of the movie,
01:52:51
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and I think the reason that you love this movie,
01:52:54
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is Chris then has a monologue about never fitting in.
01:52:58
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And like how he had to change,
01:53:01
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like he said, you know, I was like you, I was--
01:53:04
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- I used to be you, yeah.
01:53:06
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- Yeah, I had a briefcase, you know, and I had no friends.
01:53:09
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And then he talks about Laszlo, right?
01:53:12
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The guy who lives in the wardrobe.
01:53:14
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- Yeah, lives in the closet, exactly.
01:53:18
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- Or it turns out in the steam tunnels underneath the building, but he enters through the closet to get there.
01:53:22
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- And then it's like, you know, he says, "I saw him and I saw what his life was like, and I decided that I needed to change."
01:53:28
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And it's just, it was interesting to me because it was kind of a thing that I went through.
01:53:32
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Like, I was kind of a nerd, and then I kind of got in with a more popular crowd and kind of changed.
01:53:39
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I changed as a person and became more sociable.
01:53:44
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And I think that that is maybe,
01:53:47
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'cause I know that you talk about the movie
01:53:48
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and how it has these people in it
01:53:50
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and it has a real meaning to it.
01:53:52
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So that felt to me like that is definitely
01:53:55
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a part of the movie that you love.
01:53:57
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- Yeah, I mean this is the going off to college story
01:54:01
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in many ways, which is that when Chris says,
01:54:04
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"I used to be you," and lately I've been missing me
01:54:07
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so I asked Jerry if I could room with myself again,
01:54:10
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that he's telling Mitch, this is the arc
01:54:13
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of your time in college is you're gonna start
01:54:16
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as this innocent kid and you're gonna end up
01:54:18
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in one of two places.
01:54:20
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You're gonna either be the guy who just stands up
01:54:22
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at the table in the study hall where everybody's studying
01:54:26
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in the library and starts screaming and runs out.
01:54:30
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You're either gonna be that guy or Laszlo
01:54:32
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who's completely burned out and lives in the steam tunnels.
01:54:34
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Or you're gonna have to adapt
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and not take things so seriously and be me.
01:54:40
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And then Chris realizes that he's still got
01:54:43
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his own issues, right? But it is, so we start talking about adapting and growing, which
01:54:51
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is part of the, for me, I mean, that was part of the college experience. It's certainly
01:54:54
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part of the just adolescent experience. And then, you know, the other thing that I like
01:54:59
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about that and the rest of the characters here is that they're all really smart people
01:55:04
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and they have a variety of different traits, but they're all smart. And the movie is not
01:55:09
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about the smart people against the dumb people, it's not about how the ways that it's embarrassing
01:55:14
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to be a smart nerdy person, it is, you know, they're all smart nerdy people and it's just
01:55:19
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a matter of like, who do you want to be as a person? Because you are a smart nerdy person,
01:55:23
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that part is given, who do you want to be? And that's what, that's really what Chris
01:55:26
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is saying when he's talking to Mitch too.
01:55:30
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So then there's this whole like altercation between Jerry and Chris and, you know, Jerry's
01:55:36
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unhappy with the work that Chris is doing that kind of thing yeah and he
01:55:40
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basically he basically says to him you're not gonna graduate and then we
01:55:45
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have the other moment with Mitch and Chris where Mitch basically makes it all
01:55:48
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better you know but what I've what I failed to understand is how was getting
01:55:54
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even with Jerry like why was the result that Chris was going to work harder I
01:56:00
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I didn't get that. Like, how was that the getting even?
01:56:05
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Well, that's a good question. I think Chris decided he was going to be the model student
01:56:13
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and make it that, you know, that Jerry would just have to entirely fail him out of spite.
01:56:21
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I think that was probably part of it. And is that getting even?
01:56:26
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I don't know, they're probably plotting terrible things to do to Jerry Hathaway on their way out the door or whatever,
01:56:31
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or Chris is plotting his way to appeal to somebody else to save him.
01:56:36
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But I think primarily he's just saying, "Okay, well, I'm gonna..."
01:56:41
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Like he says to Jerry, "If you think you can make me do this, that's where you're right."
01:56:46
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It's like, Chris doesn't have a lot of... Chris has a lot of pride, but he doesn't have a lot of leeway here.
01:56:51
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He's gotta solve the laser problem or he's not gonna graduate.
01:56:55
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And so when Jerry gives him the ultimatum,
01:56:58
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you know, basically says, you're done, you know, yeah.
01:57:01
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Chris is basically saying, okay, well,
01:57:02
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I'm gonna go back to being Mr. Perfect Student then,
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except I'm gonna give you an exploding apple
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for the teacher.
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I don't know.
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It's funny, it's funny.
01:57:11
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That's the, I think that's the reaction though
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that he does is, okay, I guess I'm gonna go back to work
01:57:16
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because otherwise what is he gonna do?
01:57:18
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Blow up Jerry's house?
01:57:19
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Maybe, maybe.
01:57:22
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So now we have what I consider to be the worst part of the movie and I can't get, I still
01:57:30
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can't get over this because then it sets off a chain of events that I find really kind
01:57:36
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of uncomfortable.
01:57:37
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How old is Mitch?
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Oh, he's I think 15.
01:57:43
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Right, because we have the scene where, and I don't fully understand, I didn't understand
01:57:48
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this as it was happening.
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Sherry appears.
01:57:51
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- Yep, no, you're right.
01:57:52
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I said this when I was talking to Joe and Dan on Defocus,
01:57:58
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that it feels like this movie is like five different
01:58:02
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rewrites, each of which was given a task to do
01:58:04
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to make it like other movies.
01:58:06
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And this is the teen sex comedy rewrite,
01:58:10
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where they've said, "We're gonna have this character
01:58:11
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"who keeps coming back and her goal is to sleep,"
01:58:14
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probably again, this was an urban legend of some kind,
01:58:16
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"sleep with the top 10 minds in the country."
01:58:19
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That's her goal is to have had sex with all of them.
01:58:22
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And so she comes to Pacific Tech
01:58:26
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and is waiting to ambush Mitch in his room.
01:58:29
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And she like kisses him and she's like, whatever, 30, 35?
01:58:35
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- Really? - She's not young.
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And he's like 15.
01:58:38
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- Because then, I mean,
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he kind of pulls out of that experience.
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So that's weird enough.
01:58:45
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And what you find out later is she's attracted
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to smart people, right?
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- And she was always looking for Laszlo,
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who was the smartest.
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But then you just go from them, Mitch,
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getting into his love affair with Jordan,
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who's gotta be what, 18, 19 minimum?
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Yeah, she's probably eight, probably something like that.
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I mean, you can tell, 'cause it's movie actors,
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and this is apparently a college that admits people at 14.
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So, or 18. - It's just so weird to me.
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Like, I don't understand.
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if they wanted to do the sex comedy thing, Chris was the obvious answer for it. Because he is the
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like the Van Wilder character. [Laughter]
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Yep, yeah I know what you're saying, that is hilarious. I think the Mitch and Jordan thing
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is played as being sweet and innocent, like neither of them is particularly socially
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adept and that what they're doing is expressing their interest in each other but neither of them
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is particularly good at doing it and I kind of don't have a problem with that. I think
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you have to read it on that level which is it is a very sweet innocent kind of interest that maybe
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will blossom into something else but I think you know I don't think Jordan comes across as being
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this, you know, experienced, you know, senior college student who is making the moves on
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a little kid. I think that we're to read that as that she's sort of the same emotional age
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as Mitch. Another interesting thing about Jordan is you could argue today, we look at
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a character like Jordan and say, she probably places somewhere on the spectrum, the sort
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of the autism spectrum or Asperger's spectrum.
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She's very, she's got some, I mean, again,
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it's a movie character.
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She doesn't actually exist and they're picking up traits
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and using them in the movie.
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But I think it's actually a very interesting portrayal
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that she's got these really quirky traits
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and is not portrayed as anything other than who she is.
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And, but I do think that she's,
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she's intended to be innocent in the same way that Mitch is.
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And that's why she's so upset about Sherry
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trying to ambush Mitch and put the moves on him
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because she's got this kind of innocent interest in him.
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I don't know, that's my rationalization of it.
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- But like that is illegal in the US though, right?
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- I think it depends on where you are.
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If one of them's 18 and one of them's 15, I don't know.
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Let's just say, Myke, that this never came up for me.
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These laws, I never was concerned with them.
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But my understanding is it varies from state to state.
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And it depends on the specific ages and the existing
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relationships and all of that.
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But I think nobody's going to bat an eye at a couple of college
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students holding hands and talking about going steady,
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which is probably the most that we would get from Jordan
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and Mitch at that point.
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It was just really weird to me.
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That whole thing shouldn't be there.
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And you're right.
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Chris Knight is the Van Wilder.
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He should be the one having the wild.
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I mean, he picks up on the one student beautician,
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but I mean, he should be the one
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with the girls falling all over him.
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And that doesn't happen.
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Or boys, whatever, but it doesn't happen.
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Instead, Val Kilmer's just kind of like,
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"Boop, he's around."
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And he makes the pass at the,
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which is actually one of the worst pickup lines ever
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with the student beauticians.
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His pickup line is,
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"Don't eat that or you'll get large breasts.
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Oh no, I'm too late."
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- Really, you think that's gonna win her over, dude?
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- It looked like it did though.
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- Well, that's 'cause she's in a movie.
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- Student beauticians.
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- Student beauticians.
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- Anyway, so then we have like the danger point
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and this one is like another point where I think
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that the movie is expecting you to know more than you do,
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which is when Kent puts like oil on the laser lens.
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- Like I did, I assumed that wasn't good.
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I had no idea what that was gonna do.
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- I don't know.
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Yeah, I, yeah.
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Spite, he's just, he's doing Spite to wreck the experiment.
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I think it's meant to be read at that, again,
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the super simple level, which is I messed up the optics,
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the laser's all about optics.
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There's a smudge on the optics
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and everything is gonna get messed up.
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And that's his revenge for them.
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I think, is that his revenge for assembling his,
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disassembling his car and reassembling it in his room,
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which is something that apparently really happened
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Caltech yeah yeah then we have this like then a bunch of things happen so then
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they like did the laser works they have no concern for safety as the laser
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shoots holes on everything in the entire town yeah lights a bill it's a
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billboard on fire burrows a hole through a metal statue like every last through
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blast through the whole building but it works it's a breakthrough
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Has anybody ever tested the science? Like do you know of?
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My understanding is that they had a scientific consultant and the stuff they're talking about
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is vaguely, you know, sciencey enough, vaguely laser-y. But yeah, I like the cavalier attitude
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they've got to lasers at a few points where Chris has got a catchers mask on, or he puts
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on some sunglasses.
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So the point of that, right, they're testing the laser and they're shooting it at a metal
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target so they're assuming it will go
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through the mantle because they put cinder blocks
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behind it right then they stand
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behind like a glass screen like a I assume
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bulletproof but that's not safe right by
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your standards of what you expect this
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to do anyway then there's like the whole
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action sequence like so now like the laser
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has been made and Chris via Laszlo's
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helps come to the realization that it's
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gonna be used for evil and they go to
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the army base and for me this is where
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the moment where the plot of the movie enters and the previous plot, which is
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hijinks in college, ends and now we're in the like serious government plot
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reasserts itself. So this is that moment where this becomes a very
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different movie I think. When László comes to them at the burger place and says, you
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know, "Congratulations on building a giant laser. What do you think they're
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gonna do with it? Probably kill people." It's weird that in like a two-hour movie
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last 30 minutes is when your main character's character develops. Like this is where Chris
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gets his character because he's like "oh no I don't want to hurt anyone" it was weird
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I found it weird but then it's like this 80s action movie kind of sequence right it's like
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will we get caught I don't know here's some interesting hacking that we're doing. Oh you
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gotta love that you gotta love the hacking there's like modems and they're like doing
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war dialing like in war games and they've got like little EPROMs and
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PROMs so they're they're programming chips to swap in and then there's fake
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mustaches involved and it's a whole like kind of poorly done low-budget
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caper happening there but with some great old tech. And then it's like so that
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that kind of moves on and they adjust the coordinates of the laser so. Yes
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There's a fake plane that's flying, a very fake plane.
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That's very, very much a toy plane.
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And they adjust the coordinates so that the laser does not hit the
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Kennedy assassination-esque target in the desert, but instead hits Jerry Hathaway's house,
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which they've filled with a homemade, giant Jiffy Pop popcorn, so that the heat of the laser pops
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all of the popcorn instantaneously,
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thereby exploding the house.
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- For as stupid as it is, I was satisfied with that ending.
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- Oh, it's a great ending.
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It's just that all the plain stuff to get to it
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is kind of totally ridiculous.
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But as an end, I mean, obviously they're like,
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"You know what would make a great ending?"
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And then let's work back from there
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to come figure out what to do.
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- I can't even imagine how much work that must have been.
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- And again, you get that great, you get the great,
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I mean, so we skip, there's a montage later
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which is making the laser.
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So the first montage is learning how to do lasers.
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And the second montage is we're gonna build this laser
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and figure it out.
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And then at the end you get the,
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everybody wants to rule the world,
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Tears for Fears playing over the end credits
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as the kids frolic in the popcorn.
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- I love that ending.
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I love that song.
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- Yeah, it's a great song.
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- That ending is fantastic.
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So having spoken about this movie with you now,
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I now like it more.
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I really enjoyed this movie. There are some fundamental problems with it.
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There are some really earth-shattering issues, like moral problems I have with the movie.
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But it is exactly... It's basically the 80s movie.
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Everything that happened in 80s movies is in this movie.
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Pretty much.
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And I like it for that. I like it a lot for that.
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And like I said, I don't think they're that, especially in this period, I don't think there are a lot of movies that celebrate smart people.
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And, um, and these characters are all smart and they're not villains.
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I mean, there are villains among them.
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There are heroes among them.
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I really liked that.
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And as a smart kid growing up in a small town to have, see the, see the positive portrayal of these geeky people that they have lives and they're going to college and they have relationships and friendships.
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And that was all something that I really appreciated at the time.
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And even to this day, I mean, not to get, not to bring everybody down here,
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but I, they're still in modern culture, a surprising amount of anti-intellectualism.
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Like being smart is a bad thing.
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And one of the things I like about real genius is being smart is not a bad thing.
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It is not a bad thing in this movie and the smart people can have their own,
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you know, dumb eighties movie too.
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And this is, you know, it's got smart parts and dumb parts,
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and the laser plane is not a highlight, but, you know,
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I think you've nailed it in terms of the reason
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that I like it and the stuff that I like in it,
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and why I'm so fond of it,
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even though I'm well aware of its issues.
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- Yeah, so I'm pleased I've seen this movie now.
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It's like a movie that I've known of and known about,
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like that existed for years, and I've known the name, right?
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but I'm happy that this is on my list.
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This is a warm, this movie warmed my heart a little bit,
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even for its peculiarness.
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- It is a very strange movie.
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- But I'm happy that I've seen it.
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- I'm glad that you didn't hate it
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and that you've warmed up to it a little bit.
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And yeah, it's got a lot of funny,
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strange, funny little bits in it that I enjoy
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and a nice set of characters,
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which I think is what puts it over the top that we've got.
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I don't understand quite why there are so many characters
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because there are several characters
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who are in like one scene
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and then we don't see them again,
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where I feel like a smaller ensemble
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might've been a little bit better,
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but the people we do get to know,
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like obviously the leads,
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but also like Jordan and Laszlo.
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I really love Laszlo.
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We didn't talk about him very much,
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but John Grease, the actor who plays Laszlo,
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everything I see him in, and he's in everything.
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To this day, I say Laszlo,
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because he's this like nice guy
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who happens to live in your closet.
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That's what a crazy character that is.
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And he wins the Frito-Lake sweepstakes.
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He wins 30% of the prizes because--
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- Because everything.
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- Because he, or he, yeah, he should have won 30%,
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but he won like 60% of the prizes.
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Because, and that's a true story from the '70s too.
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They had the, you know, enter as often as you like,
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and so somebody did.
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And they won all of the prizes.
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- So a lot of the really good things in this movie
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were not created by the writers.
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- Well, I don't know, I suspect, like I said,
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I haven't done, one day I would love to see
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all the different versions of this script.
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My guess is that there is a,
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either somebody started with a really strong script
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or somebody came in at the end and did a lot of great work
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to make it the thing that I love,
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but I can see the like, the archeological like strata
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in the earth of this screenplay where they said,
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"We need, let's do teen sex comedy,
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"let's do some action,"
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where they kind of like layered on this other stuff.
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And those are not the parts that I love the movie for.
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So somebody, some writer somewhere, one of these writers,
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or was it the influence of the director late in the game,
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did something.
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But yeah, I think the weakness of this movie is,
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At some point somebody tried to make it a few other movies that it wasn't.
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So we've probably done enough today.
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I think we've killed Movies with Myke for now, but it'll be back.
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It will be back.
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We'll work on that.
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We'll work on that.
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We need to think of another movie as well.
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I'm sure we'll have to do that.
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Thank you so much for listening to this week's episode of Upgrade.
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If you'd like to find the show notes for this week's episode, they are at relay.fm/upgrade/22.
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I am joined as always by Mr Jason Snell, he is @jsnell on Twitter and is the man behind
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6colors.com.
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I am @imike on Twitter too and I host many shows at relay.fm which this show is a part
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Thanks again to our sponsors this week, our friends over at Stamps.com, Mail Route, Igloo
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And thank you most of all for listening.
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Until next time, buh bye.
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It's a moral imperative.
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