297: Factual Controller
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From Relay FM, this is Upgrade, episode 297.
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Today's show is brought to you by PDFPEM from Smile, Pingdom, and DoorDash.
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My name is Myke Curley. I am joined by the intrepid Jason Snow.
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Hello, Jason Snow.
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Intrepidly yours, Myke. Hi, how are you?
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I am very well, my friend. Very well indeed. Big show.
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Action packed, as they say today.
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We start, as we always do, with a #snowtalk question.
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This one comes in from Chris.
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Chris wants to know, "Jason, while you're working in your office,
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do you ever open the garage door for an open-air, Hawaiian, Linai-style vibe?"
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This is very descriptive. I enjoyed this one, you know?
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Yes. The answer is no. If I want to work outside, I go outside.
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Right. Ah, yes. Don't bring the outside to you, Jason. Go to the outside.
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Right, because I still have, like, a curtain and a giant set of metal shelving
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between me and the outside, so it's not...
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Even if I move the curtains and stuff, it's like, it's not super pleasant.
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I have opened the garage door and worked before,
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but it's mostly because it's intolerably hot.
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If it gets intolerably hot in here and it is cooler outside, I will sometimes do that.
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The problem is, when I do that, then there's bugs in my office
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for some unknown amount of time.
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And in the house, because then I'll open the door to the house,
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and when I'm done, even after I've closed the garage door,
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but the bugs will come in here and then they go in there,
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and then there's, like, flies and stuff around.
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As we know, bugs in your office can lead to repairs required.
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Do you remember the spider?
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The spiders are always with me.
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The spiders. Oh, please don't.
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But anyway, people don't remember, Jason wrote a great article once,
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I'm sure we spoke about it on the show too,
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when you had a spider stuck in your screen.
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Yes. Tiny one, tiny one.
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Yeah, I had to do an IMAX screen replacement.
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No, the spiders, I mean, there are gonna always be spiders in my office,
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but, like, flying bugs and stuff come in when the garage door is open.
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It's no good.
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So, no, I don't generally do that.
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That's a good question, 'cause I do have, unlike many, most people,
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my office place has a giant roll-up door to the outside world.
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But it's not that.
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It's not as great as it sounds.
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It's not as spectacularly fantastic as it sounds
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to have a garage door in your office.
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So I just go outside, sit in a chair.
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We'll talk about those chairs a little bit later on in the episode.
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If you would like to send in a question to start off the show,
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just send out a tweet with the hashtag #snowtalk,
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and it may be considered for a future episode.
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I wanted to provide a little bit of follow-out,
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more about Relay FM membership.
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We've got a lot going on right now.
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We published -- I don't like the phrase, like, "open letter,"
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but I can't think of another phrase.
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Like, basically, we wrote something that we want you to read about --
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we're calling it Moving Forward here at Relay FM.
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Basically, we spent a lot of time over the last month or so
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thinking about our membership program,
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because we are in a time where businesses need to adapt
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their business models, and so we want to be able to do that.
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And so one of the things that we're doing is doubling down
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on our most important thing, which is our listeners.
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Like, we are here, and Jason pointed this out
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when we were talking about this with him while working on this letter, right?
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Like, Relay FM is here because of you, the listener,
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and the strong connection that we have with you.
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So we want to continue to put more focus on providing
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an even better experience for those of you who decide to support us directly.
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Basically, if you not only decide to support us with your time,
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but also your hard-earned money,
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we want to be able to give you more for that.
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And we're working on lots of really great ideas.
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Like, I am actually very excited about this.
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We started late today because me and Steven --
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we have a call on Mondays, which I always have before recording Upgrade,
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and we were late today because we were work --
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I was late for Upgrade today because we were working on some great stuff.
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And Steven, my co-founder, made the point
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that we haven't worked as hard or as, like, frenzied right now
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as we have since the beginning.
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But it's great.
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Like, I feel a renewed sense of excitement
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for what Relay FM can be because of this.
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Like, this doesn't have to be a bad thing because the world's changing around us.
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Like, we're going to use this as a time to make everything better.
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Like, that's the plan.
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So the first step of our renewed membership focus
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is we have created a Discord server for Relay FM members.
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This is a private community where like-minded people can come together
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in a safe, moderated environment to talk about the things that they love
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and to make connections with other people like them.
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So right now, we are streaming this show live, as we always do,
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at 9 a.m. Pacific, noon Eastern, every Monday.
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And we have a live chat.
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And now the live chat is also occurring in the Discord.
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And that's where I'm looking at it.
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But there are lots of wonderful topics to talk about and hundreds --
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we have nearly 1,000 people in there already.
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So if you are a Relay FM member, you should have gotten an email about this.
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So all existing Relay FM members, look out for an email,
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or you can contact us if you need to.
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But basically, everyone who is a member can get access to the Discord server.
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If you become a member, you'll get an email about it when you sign up
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so you can join.
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Basically, we want to create something which is fun and moderated.
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That's why we use Discord over Slack.
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Slack has no moderation tools at all.
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Right, because it's a workplace tool.
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You're not supposed to mute or ban people in your office.
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I've spoken for years.
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People have asked us for years about having a community.
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And when we were first launching the membership,
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I wasn't comfortable with the tools out there.
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Discord then didn't have as great tools as it has now.
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And basically, that's the reason, because Discord realized,
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I assume, we can't compete with Slack.
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Let's make a product which is similar but focuses in different areas.
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And they've really focused on having communities.
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So we have a team of wonderful moderators there.
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And we're building something I'm super excited about.
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It has been a wonderful weekend.
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We launched this on Friday.
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And it's been amazing to watch this thing grow.
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So it would mean a lot to us if you signed up to become a Relay FM member.
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Especially, I will speak for me and Jason,
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if you choose to support upgrade with that membership.
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There is a link in the show notes to do so.
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You can just click that.
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You support upgrade.
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You give us some money every month.
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You get a bunch of great benefits.
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And now, access to the Relay FM Discord server.
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Or you can go to relay.fm/membership to learn more.
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Thank you for this time, I will say.
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And we do some extra stuff during the year and our planning,
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what we're going to be doing next.
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So you get some podcasty kind of bonuses to listen to,
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as well as the community.
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And I've had little communities for Six Colors members
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and incomparable members for the last couple of years.
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And those have actually turned out to be pretty great spaces.
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And the Relay Discord is looking like it's going to be that, too.
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Very, very, very happy with it so far.
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Should we do some more follow-up, follow-out, Jason?
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I mean, this is the time for it.
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If we don't do it now, they're not going to let us--
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The podcast police aren't going to let us do it later.
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I know that you wanted--
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that you put in here that there was a great interview on App
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Stories with Craig Federighi joining Federico.
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Federighi, Federico part two.
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They spoke last year at WWDC, but now they
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spoke prior to WWDC.
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And the focus of the interview was about the cursor support
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Yeah, it's the--
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I like this interview.
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And what I was thinking while I was listening to it is,
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you know, there is a group of us who write or talk
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about these issues.
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And we spend all our time thinking about issues
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involving Apple and products and their product philosophy
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and stuff like that.
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Federico and I talk about iPad keyboards and mice
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and things like that and back and forth.
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And there's a group of us.
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But the thing is, there is this other group
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of people who spend all their time thinking about this.
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And they never talk about it except amongst themselves.
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And we never get to talk to them.
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And that's the people who make this stuff at Apple.
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And they do carefully consider-- a lot of the same things
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we're talking about, they talk about and consider.
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And so this is a great breaking of that wall
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where Federico and Craig got to talk to each other.
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And it's very clear from that conversation
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just how much they considered all these issues before making
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their decisions.
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And I think that not only is it fun to see that interaction,
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but it's also a reminder that it's
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really easy to see Apple do something and say,
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I can't believe they didn't think of,
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or this is so lazy, or whatever.
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And that is almost never the case.
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It's more that they made a decision you disagreed with,
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and they have their reasons, or because
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some other circumstances going on.
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But it's hard to listen to Craig Federighi
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and not get the sense that there are
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a lot of people at Apple who are very carefully considering
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all of the issues involved in doing something like adding
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a pointer to iPad OS.
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Yeah, and I really like what you said there about there
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are people that are thinking about this so much
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because they're making it.
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And it can be very helpful to just hear these people talk
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about their thought processes that lead them to this.
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Or also, things like-- I really liked the conversation
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they were having about how the trackpad could change Pro Apps.
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And Federighi was talking about the fact that, yes, maybe,
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but they want all apps to be considered to be usable
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in every mode.
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They don't want Photoshop to have such tiny icons that only
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the cursor can use them.
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And so it was useful to hear that because there
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may have been some people that were starting to potentially go
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off on a road like, oh, I'm going
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to make an app that's just for cursor support.
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It's like, don't do that.
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You should make an application that's useful in all modes.
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Maybe it works better in one or the other,
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but should be usable everywhere.
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Yeah, no, it's a great conversation
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that what I really liked about it
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is it reflected a lot of the stuff
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that we've kind of reverse engineered out here
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on the outside about the iPad as a flexible thing.
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And it's touch first, but you have to have these other modes.
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And that's one of the values of it is you
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can mode shift and all that.
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And so to hear Craig Federighi talk about it, it's like, yes,
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It's like, they thought about it.
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We thought about it.
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We're thinking the same things.
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It's reassuring in some way that these things
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are happening in parallel because it means that our read
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on it about how this product is being used
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and how we're using it-- because all we can base it on
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is what the product is and how we use it
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and our desires for it.
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And they, on the inside, have the ability to steer it,
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but they have to have those discussions about where
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they want to steer it and what is their guiding philosophy.
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And I was encouraged by the fact that it seems
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that Apple views the iPad, at least based
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on Federighi's comments, in a very similar way to the way
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that people like me and Federico view it, which is good.
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Take your minds back to October 2018.
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We were outside.
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What I liked about the--
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I just opened the link here to add it to the show notes.
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And the beginning of the description
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for the episode of Upgrade that we're about to refer to,
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213, was this week Jason and Myke discussed where the iPad
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Pro might go next, including whether it's
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a primarily horizontal or vertical device
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and if adding a USB-C port makes sense.
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The answer is yes to all of that.
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I'm just going to assume that we were
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very prophetic in that episode.
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But the most important thing that happened in that episode
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is that I told the story about not getting
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a bunch of stuff from Ikea for my outdoor furniture.
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Which is similar in its idea to the Drobo discussion
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Yeah, it was.
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In that I got to start talking and you
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got to go pour yourself a cup of tea.
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I'm always here, Jason.
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I never leave.
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Sweep the floors and just do whatever else you need to do.
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And I'm listening and I'm pondering.
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Never leave.
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This makes it sound like I do leave.
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I literally never leave.
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You can kick back.
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Yeah, I knock my chair down.
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You've got the height adjustment, the angle adjustment,
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and lock that down a couple of points so I can lean back
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and just go for it.
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Yeah, it's like the chair equivalent of loosening a tie.
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Yes, exactly.
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You're like, I'm going to settle in here for this story.
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So go listen to episode 213.
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If you haven't, you can hear us talk about the iPad Pro.
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Maybe we were right, maybe we were wrong.
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And you can also hear about my adventure with Ikea
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where I didn't get all the cushions for this.
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And the people told me I could go online, people at the store,
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and fill the rest of my order, which turned out
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to be a horrible lie.
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And so I had furniture that didn't have cushions on it
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or was missing cushions.
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And in the end, it all worked out in the sense
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that a listener in Norway found the cushion covers--
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because I had the cushions but not the covers for them.
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And I sent him money, and he sent me
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Norwegian Ikea cushion covers.
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The best ones.
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In all of this, I got a $10 credit from Ikea
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for them apologizing for the fact that they took my order
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and claimed that it was about to ship,
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and it spent an entire summer not shipping because they
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didn't actually have it.
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And it turns out I was still short one pillow and one cover
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I didn't buy enough of the pillows, of the cushions.
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So last year I went by, and I just
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forgot and never bothered to check.
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But this year, I thought, oh, let's see if a Frozon--
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because this was FrozonQuest 2018--
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if a Frozon cover and a Dovholman cushion
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are available on Ikea.com.
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Because we're locked down, I'm not going to go to my local Ikea.
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And they were.
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And I ordered them.
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And I found in my email the gift card code from Ikea
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from FrozonQuest 2018.
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And I placed an order.
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And that was April.
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It showed up yesterday.
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Two boxes with the Frozon and the Dovholman.
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And so now I have a slightly darker final piece
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of the puzzle cushion.
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Slightly darker because the other ones
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have faded in the sunlight in the ensuing year.
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But I'm at full power with my backyard furniture.
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And I thought everybody should know.
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So there you go, FrozonQuest 2020.
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Not as exciting.
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I placed an order.
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And it showed up.
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Yeah, it's not really so much of a quest, really.
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It's just Frozon expected 2020.
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Yeah, I mean, to be fair, Ikea has nothing else to do right now
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than fulfill online orders.
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But they did.
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You said that, though, but they're still not very good at it.
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I've received similar credit.
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I've received similar credit in the past.
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Not recently.
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Not recently.
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No, they're terrible at it.
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And I'm not going to go into the details other than to say that--
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I mean, I did wait a month with minimal--
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we're so used to-- this was the point of FrozonQuest 2018.
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We're so used to Amazon telling you every step of the process.
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And I think that's up the game for a lot of e-commerce vendors.
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Ikea still got it.
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And then there's just silence.
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And then a month passes, and you get an email that says,
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And that's it.
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That's all they do.
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So that month of silence passed.
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But to their credit, they actually
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had the thing they claimed they had,
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and they shipped it to me.
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And now I have it.
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So no Norwegian imports required this time.
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We can entertain in our backyard now.
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I have one other tale, a miniature tale of woe
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to share with you.
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So I bought the iPhone X, as we all did in the fall of 2017.
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Remember, it came out after the iPhone 8, but it came out.
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And we placed our orders.
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And I believe I actually placed my order on the East Coast.
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So I had to get up at 5 AM or whatever.
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Or at 8 AM, no, it was the luxury.
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Or no, it was stay up till 3 AM.
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That's what it was back then.
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I was punished for being on the East Coast.
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And all the East Coasters laughed at me and said,
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see what it's like?
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And then they changed it so it's 5 AM Pacific,
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so I get to see how it's like every time.
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Anyway, this weekend-- so I rolled that down.
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I have-- I bought an 11 Pro.
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So my wife has the 10 that I bought.
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And so she and my daughter left the area for the first time
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in nine weeks to go pick up my daughter's stuff, which is
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still sitting in her dorm room.
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We had a deadline of you need out.
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And it's about an eight-hour drive up there.
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So they drove up there eight hours, went to the dorm,
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packed up the stuff, slept, moved the stuff to the car,
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and came home.
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It was a whole operation.
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On the drive up, literally the first time
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she's been away from home at any length for all this time,
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she notices that the screen has basically
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popped out of the iPhone.
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And apparently, the battery in the iPhone 10 swelled.
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It did one of those things like a star that's
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going to go supernova, where it's just like,
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I'm going to just start getting big.
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I'm going to puff up big.
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It's Liftoff Podcast.
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Read all-- here, listen all about Supernovas
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on the Liftoff Podcast.
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It's bad, right?
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And what the timing of it--
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literally any other day in the last eight weeks,
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it would be fine.
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But she's driving away from home.
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So my daughter's got her phone because she's 18.
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So she's got a phone.
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So what do I do?
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Well, I've got--
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I can't help her, right?
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She's like, what do we do?
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I'm like, nothing.
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I can't-- there's no buttons to push
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to make the battery deflate.
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It just is broken now.
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So I did get ahead on the replacement.
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So I went to Apple.
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I actually did their text support.
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Oh, right, the business shop.
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No, this was like their web interface.
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The worst one.
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The worst one, yeah, the worst one.
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And they wanted the serial number and the IMEI number,
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which I was able to look up on appleid.apple.com,
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which lists all of the phones that are logged in
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with a particular ID.
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They needed me to erase the phone
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and delete it from my account in order to do--
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basically turn off Find My because they want that off.
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And of course, the phone wasn't with me,
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but I was able to do that remotely.
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And then they asked me if I wanted to bring it into a store.
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And I said, those stores aren't open.
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They're like, ah, yes.
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We have no way to tell when stores will be open.
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So you can just mail it.
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We'll send you a box and you can mail it in.
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I'm like, all right.
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So they're apparently sending me a box.
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And they said, we'll send you an email
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with details about payment,
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which I thought was interesting, a way of phrasing it.
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Like, they're not going to make me pay on the text chat.
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They won't tell me what I need to pay.
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And I'm sitting there thinking, why am I paying?
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This seems like a really bad battery problem
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that I know it's out of warranty.
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It's a two-plus-year-old phone, two-and-a-half-year-old phone,
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but your battery should probably not explode like this.
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Well, it's dangerous.
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Yeah, it is dangerous.
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It's created like an explosive device
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that is just being driven around California.
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Not too explosive because they're willing
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to have me put it in a box and put it through the mail.
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But still, it makes me uneasy.
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Anyway, it doesn't matter because I got the email
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like an hour later and it said, basically,
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you don't have to pay for this.
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Just put it in the box and we'll...
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So, you know, anyway, it's funny
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'cause that two-and-a-half years since I bought that iPhone
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and one day it just decided to,
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its battery just decided to swell and expand.
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I'm intrigued to see what that box looks like
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that they send you.
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Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
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I'm sure people who've done mail repairs
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have seen this before, but it's, yeah,
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it's gonna be an empty box with padding probably
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and a label that you stick on the, and it's resealable,
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and a label you stick on the outside
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and then give it to your UPS guy when he comes by
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and he takes it away.
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We'll see, I'll keep you updated.
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But it was just the timing of it
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and the fact that a relatively young iPhone had this battery.
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I've had this in laptops before,
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but I've never seen it in an iOS device before.
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Yeah, it's not good, not good.
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Don't like that, don't like battery swelling.
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That's not my favorite.
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No, it's really disturbing.
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And of course, they're in the middle of a long drive
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and I'm like, well, I hope it doesn't,
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if it explodes, roll down the window.
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It catches fire, roll down the window
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and throw it out of the car, I guess.
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But like, yeah.
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- And they'll be easier to return then.
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Be a burnt out star at that point.
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- They did start asking me as a part of this,
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like, is there any water damage?
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Actually, the first question was, is it damaged in any way?
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And I said, well, the screen got pushed out
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by the swelling battery.
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And they're like, other than that, I'm like, no.
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And then they specifically asked, is there water damage?
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Like, all right.
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So I sent you a picture of the swollen battery.
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Like, all right, okay, it's gonna be okay.
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What the time, any, literally any other day
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out of the last nine weeks.
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- Maybe that's what it was, you know,
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it's just like oxygen or something.
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- I was thinking, you know, what is it like,
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it left home and it had to use the battery.
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You know, although they're in the car
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with a charger and all that, I don't know.
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I don't know what did it, it's just bad luck.
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Okay, Apple's been doing more content deals.
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So they have three.
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They have a two year content deal with Annie Weissman,
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a Weissman, I'm not sure which one it is,
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but Weissman worked on Desperate Housewives
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and is also the creator of the upcoming TV+ show Physical.
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So Weissman has been working with Apple already
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and there's actually a couple of these
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and it's like, oh, now we'll just sign you up
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for a few years.
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Another one of these is Kerry Aaron,
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who is the showrunner for The Morning Show.
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Aaron has also signed a multi-year overall content deal
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with Apple, so that's like locking up some more people
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that they've worked with, they think they're great,
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so it's like, all right, you're gonna stick around.
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Apple have also hired Alison Kirkham,
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who is the quote unquote factual controller at the BBC,
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which is a very strange way to say that Kirkham
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was in charge of commissioning documentaries.
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- So did she battle the forces of confusion and delay?
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Was that what she was doing on the railroad?
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- Possibly, I mean, but factual controller,
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this is the thing about--
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- It's the fact controller, the fact controller,
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Sir Topham Hatt.
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- No, no, it's Sir Topham Hatt.
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- Topham Hatt, you are causing confusion and delay.
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- Factual controller, like this is one of those phrases
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that shows how old the BBC is, right?
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And they just never changed the name.
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It's such a strange way of saying like documentary commissioner
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but factual controller, this factual controller
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has now moved to Apple instead,
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which I guess is just key to say that Apple wants to do
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more documentaries and like nonfiction, I guess.
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- Do we have a title for her?
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Is she gonna be the factual controller at Apple?
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- From everything that I've read, there isn't like--
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- There doesn't have a title.
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But like we'll be working on that type of content, right?
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Like she's gonna be joining the global team at Apple TV Plus
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and we'll be reporting into the European director.
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But basically it's going to be
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unscripted original series of films.
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- All right, okay.
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And people can tune into that B-side episode
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that we'll put a link to in the show notes
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where we discussed in detail the history and naming
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and family of Sir Topham Hatt from Tom Hanks.
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- That's four minutes of fun.
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- From 2015, can you believe that?
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- We're really just reaching into the archives today.
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- We are, this is a retrospective episode
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as we move toward episode 300.
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- The Oscars is being forced to adapt
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as much as it can possibly resist at the same time.
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So because movie theaters are closed,
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Oscars consideration this year will consider movies
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that haven't played in theaters,
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but that movie must prove that it had a planned
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theatrical release.
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So there you go.
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It's just like drag, like just being dragged,
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kicking and screaming the film industry into the future.
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But that's how they're gonna deal
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with the Oscars this year.
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I'm expecting there will be no Oscars as well, right?
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I don't know how they're gonna deal with that part yet.
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Like there's not gonna be a event.
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- Like, yeah, I don't know, there might be,
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but it may be a limited,
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we'll see who knows what the world's gonna look like
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next March, right?
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We have no idea, but it's possible
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that they will have a socially distant Oscars
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to honor the eight movies that came out last year, right?
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- The three movies that made it into cinemas.
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- That's right.
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- The Oscars in 2021 are gonna be the fun part, right?
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It's gonna be like people's home movies.
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There's gonna be no movies, there's no movies.
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- It's TikToks, mostly it's TikToks.
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- All right, let's talk about Apple and COVID-19.
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They have awarded $10 million
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to a company called Copan Diagnostics.
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This money has come from their Advanced Manufacturing Fund,
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which if that rings a bell,
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it is the same fund that they gave a bunch of money
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to Corning, the glass, the Gorilla Glass people.
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So basically Apple set up a fund
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that they were gonna be giving to companies
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to help them with their manufacturing.
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And also, like I mean, in the case of Corning,
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Apple would also significantly benefit from that arrangement
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like Corning make the glass
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that goes on the front of their iPhones.
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Now this one is obviously,
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I think a little bit more altruistic
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because Copan Diagnostics, their whole thing
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is to work on sample collection kits in the US.
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So basically for testing, right?
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They create testing materials, like medical testing.
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So obviously this is gonna be used for,
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and Copan stuff is already being used
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for coronavirus testing,
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but Apple is going to be able to help them ramp up
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from producing thousands of kits a week
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to over a million a week by July,
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which is a very, very steep curve.
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I wanna give a quote from the press release.
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Apple is sourcing equipment and materials
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for Copan Diagnostics from companies across the US
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and then including equipment
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that Apple is helping design as well.
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I read an article from John Grubin
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linked to this during Fireball
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and basically pointed out that
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possibly the operational assistance from Apple
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is worth more than the $10 million really, right?
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- Interesting.
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- So this is, if we remember,
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Cast Our Minds back a few weeks ago
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to when Tim Cook said that Apple would do the things
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that it's best at,
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this is probably one of those things, right?
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Like they can help here,
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by helping a company that is needed for testing
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ramp up their production
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because Apple knows how to produce stuff.
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- Yeah, it's an interesting one
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and I do keep coming back to,
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there is some altruism in it,
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there is some positive PR in it.
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I do wonder if there is also some angle,
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I mean, 'cause Apple wants to do good,
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but Apple is also a huge profit-driven corporation.
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My gut feeling is that this,
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Apple wants to be a major player in health, right?
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The Apple Watch has led them to be very interested
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in being a major player in health
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and pushing technology and their technology
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into the health industry
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in order, they will say to improve people's health, right?
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And the Apple Watch has been very successful at that.
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And I wonder if that's also part of this
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is being a good member of the health industry
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means doing things like this.
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- And I'll be honest,
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I haven't looked into Copan enough
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to know if they have other arms at their business
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that would be more helpful to Apple.
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But the main thing that they seem to be known for
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is their physical testing abilities.
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But you're right, it might be that either A,
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there's something about that company
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that can be useful for the future
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or B, that they want to be seen
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in the global health community
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as a company that can be trusted,
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a company that is serious.
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- And as a leader.
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- Yeah, and as a leader, very good point.
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There is still a lot of uncertainty
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around the exposure notification API adoption.
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So this is contact tracing.
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I don't want to get into all of this,
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but basically to say there are many countries
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that agree it's an approach that they may consider,
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Apple and Google's joint effort.
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There are countries pushing ahead with their own options,
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just completely ignoring it.
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Some of these countries like my own say,
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or there are reports that they're looking
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to switching to Apple system anyway,
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even though they're developing their own system,
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they're like feasibility studies being done.
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And there are some countries like Germany
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that have already adopted Apple's approach
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and have an app in development,
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and they're gonna be pushing it out
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as soon as it's available.
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One of the things that I have learned,
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looking into just this stuff today, really,
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I mean, I've been paying attention to it,
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but just reading the links I'm putting in the show notes
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is that there's a lot of politics wrapped up in this.
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- And I think we're gonna have to see how this fares
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over the next few months.
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My read on this is a lot of the countries,
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including my own right now that are saying
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they're gonna do their own thing, will change course.
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And I expect it's going to be at the second stage of the API
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when it's built into the operating system.
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Right, if you remember, there's the first stage,
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which is you have to have an app,
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and then the API will be able to talk with the app,
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and then the apps can exchange their identifiers.
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And then there is the second stage
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where the identifiers are being drawn anyway,
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and then you can download an app later
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and put in your symptoms and say that you've been tested
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or whatever, and then it can retroactively alert people.
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Right, there's this two-stage approach.
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So I expect that by that second stage,
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I would really expect most countries
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to have moved to the Apple Google system
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because there are going to be significant issues
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with any application that is trying to do this
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Bluetooth exchange stuff
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without Apple and Google's blessing.
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And the UK government is saying a lot of interesting things
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about the way that their app's going to work
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in ways that seem to be counter to how I believe iOS works.
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So we're gonna have to wait and see about all of that.
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But yeah, I think that this is still a really moving thing.
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It is in a lot of flux.
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I mean, and honestly, if you think, as of right now,
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the first stage of this
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is not even publicly available anyway.
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So- - Right.
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They're beta testing it.
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It'll be out soon, the first stage.
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But yeah, there'll be another update
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that has to happen after that for it to be at the OS level.
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And yeah, I saw a note this week
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that made me scratch my head a little bit
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where somebody said, "Apple and Google's effort here
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is an attempt to impose American values
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on the rest of the world."
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Those values being privacy and security.
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And their argument was,
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"Look, if the government wants to know everything about you
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and where you go and what you do
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in the middle of a public health crisis,
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you should just give it to them."
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And as an American, I think, "Hmm, no."
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But yes, you're right.
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In a way, they are imposing American values
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over other cultures and countries that might have values
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that don't include the privacy of their people.
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But the truth is that they are also imposing
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their corporate values.
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And I guess I would say this is one of those cases
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where I'm glad that the companies
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that run the dominant smartphone platforms on the world
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care about this stuff.
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They care enough that they wanna build a system
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that does both contact tracing data,
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background data for contract tracers,
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and keep it private and not make it a surveillance tool.
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But I can see the other side, which is,
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"But it's a crisis, make it a surveillance tool."
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And my point here is that,
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although I found that statement bizarre,
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although accurate in a way, right?
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That it is sort of one of our values, I think,
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of a lot of countries, not just America, to say,
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"Oh, people have rights and should have a right to privacy,
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but even in a health crisis,
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but we also need to solve the health crisis."
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But it shows you just how much politics,
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and it's individual politics,
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like the reason the UK is doing what it's doing
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has a lot to do with the dynamics in the UK and UK politics.
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The reason the US is doing what it's doing,
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or not doing as the case may be,
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has a lot to do with internal politics.
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So that's the other challenge with a global threat like this,
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is that everybody's reacting differently to it,
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and that includes their reactions to Google and Apple.
00:35:34
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- And I understand, it is difficult,
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and I'm sure it's very difficult as world leaders
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to accept Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai
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to tell them what to do, right?
00:35:44
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It's counter to everything that they have believed in
00:35:47
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leading up to the point that they became the politicians
00:35:49
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that they are, right?
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That no corporation's going to tell a country what to do.
00:35:55
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But I mean, I think we both agree
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that it's probably the better way to do it.
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At least it's the way I feel more comfortable with.
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I don't feel completely comfortable
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with the government running this system.
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- Well, first off, yes, I actually trust the tech companies
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to build a system fast over a giant government bureaucracy.
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But also, it's not an either/or proposition,
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and that's part of what bugs me
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about some of these debates about this,
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is Apple and Google want to do something
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that gives everybody useful data and is private.
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It's not, and you get the sense,
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okay, maybe I'm projecting here,
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but I get the sense that some of the people
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who are arguing for expediency don't really mean it
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because they're making this kind of false case,
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this false choice, which is, well, you can have privacy
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or you could have public health, and you have to choose.
00:36:46
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And what I appreciate about the approach
00:36:48
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Apple and Google has taken is that they're trying to say,
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and it may not be the right approach,
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and there may be technical details that are problematic,
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and we'll see how they roll it out,
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but what they're trying to do is say, you can do both.
00:37:00
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We can keep it private
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and help it contribute to public health,
00:37:04
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and you don't need to turn into a surveillance state
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where every single phone is tracking everybody's location
00:37:10
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and everybody they interact with
00:37:12
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in order to protect the public health.
00:37:14
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And I appreciate that because I don't like the idea
00:37:17
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of having to choose between privacy and public health
00:37:20
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because that's a very hard decision, right?
00:37:22
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And we've seen it in the past.
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You give away some of your rights
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in order to protect the public good.
00:37:28
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I would also argue that if this kind of stuff
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is seen as a mass surveillance tool,
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you're going to lose a percentage of the population
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who will refuse to do it,
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at which point it's no longer a public health tool anyway,
00:37:41
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because you need a certain percentage.
00:37:42
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There were some stories that I read that suggested
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that you really need this on the operating system
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turned on by default because you need to reach
00:37:51
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a very high percentage of people who are using it
00:37:53
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for it to have any effect at all that is substantial.
00:37:57
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So I appreciate that Apple and Google
00:37:58
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are trying to make this both so that somebody who says,
00:38:02
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oh, well, you have to choose one or another,
00:38:04
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they can't make that argument
00:38:06
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because Apple and Google have chosen both.
00:38:08
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- Apple have announced WWDC is going to begin June 22nd
00:38:13
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and through the week.
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- It's a tragedy for upgrade
00:38:16
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because that week was going to be episode 300.
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We hadn't planned it.
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It was just luck.
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It's a bounty for connected
00:38:24
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because you guys skipped some episodes
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and episode 300 will be that week for you guys.
00:38:29
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- Yep, I got two chances to win.
00:38:32
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- Yeah, you got two tickets.
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- I got two tickets.
00:38:35
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And so, yeah, I think we're going to be at like episode 303
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or something is going to be WWDC week.
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We'll obviously be drafting our predictions on June 15th,
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which I'm of course extremely excited for.
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We don't have any details.
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The press release basically just said June 22nd
00:38:56
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and they announced the student challenge.
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So it was like a student challenge every year
00:39:01
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where students would get a free ride to WWDC
00:39:05
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if they would complete something.
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And I'm pleased to see that they're still doing
00:39:10
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something here and it was the thing
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that needed to be announced first
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because that's the only thing this year
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that has to happen in advance.
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Nothing else needs to happen.
00:39:19
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- I parsed there, I did my little Apple chromatography thing
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and I looked at their release
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and the two things that struck me were one,
00:39:27
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it's a week long event.
00:39:30
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It seems like they are going to stick to the concept
00:39:32
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of a week long event.
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I imagine they're going to have follow ons
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throughout the summer,
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but that the primary stuff is going to drop that week
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and it's going to be this week long event.
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And then of course the promise for more information
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as we get closer basically,
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but that is a little placeholder for Phil Schiller
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basically to say, we're going to make more announcements.
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We just haven't made them yet.
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- Which is great, right?
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'Cause we were talking about this,
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so people could prepare their lives
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because people aren't traveling,
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but they do need to free up time to consume and learn
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and also to start setting development schedules in place.
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that this is coming in September, iOS 14.
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But we have to make that assumption.
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We can't make any other assumption
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until Apple tell us otherwise.
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what their development cycle is going to be.
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so people could, I believe,
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so people could start working on that.
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So I think that's great.
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June 22nd, I think this is obviously later in the month
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than it would have been.
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I feel like it probably would have been
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much earlier in the month,
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but they could have given themselves some leeway.
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Is it the last full week of June?
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Yeah, it is.
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It's the last full week of June.
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So otherwise, it would have moved into July.
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And the only other thing I guess we can assume,
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even though I haven't been told,
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just because logistically,
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I don't know how else it would work,
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that the keynote will be on the morning of the 22nd.
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You can't do anything else.
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- That's literally, you have to,
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that's what a keynote is.
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You got to kick it off.
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I imagine that would be exactly what we expect
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where there will be a keynote
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and there'll probably even be a deep dive OS session
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that happens thereafter.
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Now, the question is,
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when you're not tethered by reality
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of people having to get lunches in boxes
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and reset the room and all of that,
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will they, how much time do they leave between streams?
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Are they gonna leave us enough time to record upgrade?
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I mean, there's a lot.
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- It doesn't matter as much.
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Our typical issue with when we record upgrade
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was there were physical movements that needed to occur.
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They aren't happening this time,
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so we'll just record it whenever, right?
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Or we have a live show to go to.
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We were not doing any of that this year,
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so we'll just record it as soon as we can after the keynote.
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But the typical constraints that we have
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aren't gonna be the same.
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- Yeah, we'll see.
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I'm excited though.
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This is Apple's opportunity to rethink WWDC
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and as somebody who's been going for a long time,
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it's a fun event, but you're always gonna,
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I mean, like being forced to reevaluate it and rethink it
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is gonna lead to some cool stuff
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that would never have happened
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if the circumstances hadn't occurred.
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Doesn't mean that the circumstances are good,
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but it is challenging Apple in a way
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that I think they're gonna do some interesting stuff.
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And I do think that it will have a lasting impact
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on what we think of as WWDC,
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even if there is a real event in the future
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and this doesn't go virtual only,
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I think that they're gonna rethink it.
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And I think we're never gonna go back to an era
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where this event is primarily for participants in person
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and only sort of secondarily for everyone else.
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I think, I feel like from now on,
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they really are going to say,
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this is a global event that we beam out
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and then maybe there's also a physical event,
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but we'll see what they do.
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I'm excited to see all the,
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we have to throw the old playbook out the window.
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We used to know sort of exactly what Apple was gonna do
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and really we don't know.
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So I'm looking forward to it.
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- The one thing that I expect to be different
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from whatever is the morning announcement, the keynote,
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is I expect that the production values will be much higher
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because I just expect things to be produced differently.
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Like the little video that they did for the Magic Keyboard
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was a very high production value video that Craig did.
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I expect stuff like that.
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When I say higher production values,
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it's like more than a person standing on a stage
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with slides behind them.
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I think it will be more visual than it typically is.
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- Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me
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if the whole thing is a prerecorded video extravaganza.
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- It is not gonna be live.
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Why would you have it live?
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You have the advantage of prerecording.
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- Yeah, I guess what I'm saying is
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you could do it plausibly live.
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- Live to tape.
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- But I don't think they will.
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- No, I don't either.
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- I think it will be more like the rollout video
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that they did for the iPad Pro and the MacBook Air, right?
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Where they were at Apple and having a whole like,
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look at this, like here's Craig working on the iPad Pro
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with Magic Keyboard somewhere in Apple Park, right?
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Like I think it will be more like that.
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But you know, there's an argument
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about like emulating the Apple keynote style
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and I'm sure they've had that discussion,
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but is it worth it to make it feel comforting
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like an Apple keynote or is it better for them
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to just blow the doors off of it
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and make it something different?
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I don't know.
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So we very briefly spoke about
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the 13-inch MacBook Pro last week.
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- Right. - And obviously,
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the main thing that we spoke about, hooray, keyboard, right?
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And we all know that.
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You've reviewed them now.
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There's no surprises, right?
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The keyboard is what we wanted it to be.
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It's the one we want, so excellent.
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- Yeah, that's the thing about it
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that is a killer from a writing perspective,
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a reviewing perspective,
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is the most important feature by far
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is a thing we've already talked about twice, right?
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Like it's the 16-inch MacBook Pro keyboard.
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We talked about it a lot then.
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Talked about it again when the MacBook Air got revised
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and now here it is on the 13s.
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- I mean, we even spoke about it with the iPad Pro, right?
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Like we got the magic keyboard there too, right?
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It's the keyboard you know and love, right?
00:46:59
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- We know what this keyboard is and now it's everywhere,
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but then, okay, fine, but it's a new computer.
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What about the rest of it?
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And the thing that I emphasized,
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and it was really funny to hear other people
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talking about the same thing last week,
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that it's two of them.
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And that's my real question
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is there's two 13-inch MacBook Pros.
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And we treat them like one and we shouldn't
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because for a few years now,
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there's really been two models with the same name
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and it's the two-port version and the four-port version.
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The two-port version used to be the Escape
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back when it didn't have a touch bar,
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but then it got a touch bar.
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So really Apple's always differentiated them
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as two versus four Thunderbolt ports.
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But the truth is like they did update
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the two-port one last year a little bit
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to give it sort of the new materials keyboard.
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And I think they did a little processor update,
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but basically it didn't get touched
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other than the keyboard this year.
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The four-port one got new processors.
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It's still just kind of a speed bump,
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but they did get some other spec things.
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- Well, the graphics, you know,
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like the beta graphics are only in the new one, right?
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- It's their Intel embedded graphics.
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So it's a function of it being a 10th generation Intel.
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It's an isolated processor.
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So that's why the graphics are better.
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And in fact, the focus of that generation
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is improved embedded graphics.
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So the graphics support gets a lot faster.
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The truth is if you're coming from an old MacBook Pro
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with the old keyboard
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and you've been holding out all this time,
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it's gonna be a huge performance jump regardless
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because you're getting a modern computer.
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But I have some ongoing questions
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about the weirdness of that two-port 13-inch,
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which is, it just, it feels a little bit strange to me.
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And then there's also the issue
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that they didn't do a rethink of the whole product
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like they did for the 16-inch MacBook Pro.
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And that's, other than the fact
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that there were some rumors that they were gonna do that
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and it didn't happen,
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this is a pretty standard speed bump and that's fine,
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but it does make you wonder like the 16-inch
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got a whole rethink with smaller bezels and a bigger screen
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and the better sound system, input and output.
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And the 13-inch didn't, not even the four-port model.
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And that's, so those are the two beyond the keyboard,
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the two kind of overriding things
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that I walked away from my review.
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I got the four-port one to review.
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So the two-port one, which is fine
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'cause there's nothing but the keyboard
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in the two-port one that was different.
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But I think it's the last part of this transition.
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The fact that they've gotten the butterfly keyboard
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out of all their laptops is the big story here.
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But I do still think that this is a weird laptop line
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for Apple because they've got this low-end 13.
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And I was asking the question last week
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and I asked it in my review, why does this product exist?
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And I know why it exists.
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It exists to hit some price points
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that Apple doesn't have for other products.
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It is more powerful than the Air, not a lot,
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but it is more powerful than the Air
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and it has a better cooling system.
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And there are reasons you would get it.
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Although I kept coming back to the thought
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that if you really need a Pro, you should probably,
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if you can at all afford it, buy the four-port model.
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And if you are price averse,
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you probably should just buy an Air.
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I'm not sure that two-port model is a great buy
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because it's last year's processor update
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and appreciably less than the four-port model
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in so many ways.
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And the Air is so good that it's a really narrow window
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for that two-port model.
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I get why it's there, but it still also feels
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like a function of the original sin of the MacBook escape
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of like thinking it was the Air replacement
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and it really wasn't and then they brought the Air back.
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And it feels to me, I don't know about you, Myke,
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but it feels to me a little bit like Apple is doing
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kind of like the keeping everything going,
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but maybe a change is in the offing, right?
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Like if the ARM processor rumors are true,
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like why revamp your product line now
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when you're gonna revamp your product line in a year?
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- And I guess, all right, so let me put a pin in that
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in a second so I can come back around to it
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from what I was gonna say,
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which is that the MacBook Pro branding is a mess right now.
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It's a mess because there were three laptops
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that are very different,
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but they're all named MacBook Pro, right?
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The 16-inch MacBook Pro may as well be a different computer.
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Like it is as different to the other MacBook Pros,
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the MacBook Air is to that, right?
00:51:41
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Like they are shared things,
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but it's got a completely different internal architecture.
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It has a bigger screen for its body, right?
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Like that is a modern,
00:51:52
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that's the most modern laptop that Apple makes,
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but then there's another MacBook Pro
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and another MacBook Pro,
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and they're all different from each other,
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and one of them is closer to the MacBook Air.
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And so like the MacBook Pro branding is messed up right now.
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So, but that comes back to what you were just saying, right?
00:52:08
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Like, well, what if there isn't,
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well, we know that the ARM transition is coming.
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We don't know where it's gonna start sitting, right?
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Like what products are going to be affected?
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So you start looking at what's available, right?
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And you think to yourself, well,
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we all come into round to the idea that,
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oh, they'll keep the iMac Pro
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because the iMac will become ARM, right?
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Like that seems like a possibility.
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And then there'll be a laptop.
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We expect it to be like a MacBook Air, right?
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Like a cheaper laptop.
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But what if there's a MacBook Pro that's ARM powered
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and it's gonna be different to the 16 inch.
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And the reason they updated the 16 inch
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is because Apple want to have for their pro customers,
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their most powerful machines
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and architecture they already know.
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So the iMac Pro stays Intel, the Mac Pro stays Intel
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and the 16 inch MacBook Pro,
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which is always gonna be the most powerful one,
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stays Intel.
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And that's going to be a longer period of time.
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But everything else moves to ARM in 2021.
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So if that's the case,
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don't blow your new designed MacBook Pro 14 inch
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on the Intel chip.
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Wait and do it on the ARM chip.
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Maybe. - Could be.
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Could be, but it does feel like
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there are too many products that aren't well differentiated.
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- There are too many MacBook Pros
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and they're all too different and it's a mess, right?
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Yeah, I think that's right.
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I think that's right.
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I do wonder about the MacBook Air
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only because it's a very popular computer.
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And so you would think that an ARM MacBook Air
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would make a lot of sense.
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I also watched as Apple tried to kill it and failed
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and it came back.
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You would think that they could make
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a thin light MacBook style, 12 inch MacBook style laptop
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on ARM and it would be great.
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But that laptop didn't sell so well
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and they brought the Air back.
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And so I'm not sure they're going to do anything
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other than keep the Air around,
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whether it's ARM or not. - If I'm,
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whoever's in charge of this,
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my ARM laptop would be MacBook Air.
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Because when Apple make the move to ARM,
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this isn't like a test.
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This is the future, right?
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Like they will go into this and they will go into it hard
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because they want to move everyone.
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So you put, if you're going to really like put all your chips
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on the table, you do it to the MacBook Air
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'cause it's the machine that sells the most,
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assumably, right?
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I think, I don't know if we noticed,
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but we assume, right, that the MacBook Air
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is Apple's best selling Mac probably, right?
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It's either that or the MacBook,
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or like 13 inch MacBook Pro.
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But let's just assume amongst their non-pro customers,
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people will buy MacBook Airs, lots of them.
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Otherwise, why else is that branding sort of existing?
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So if you really want to go heavy,
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you put the ARM chip in the MacBook Air
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because that's the one everyone's going to keep buying.
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So then you can convince your Mac developers to say,
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well, you know, you really should support our ARM computers
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now because the MacBook Air has it.
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And you know how many of your customers use that.
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So that might be the idea, right?
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Like I think it would be not good to have another laptop
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that is the ARM laptop.
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I think that's just going to make things super confusing
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in a way that was proven with the MacBook's existence,
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didn't help anything to have like,
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here is our fifth laptop option for you.
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And this one has a different chip inside
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and you shouldn't have to worry about that.
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Like, I don't know if that's a good idea.
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I could imagine the MacBook,
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like look at this new MacBook Air.
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It has 20 hours battery life and it's thinner
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and it's lighter and it has a nicer screen.
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And you know what I mean?
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Like I can imagine that kind of thing for it,
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but I don't know.
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The thing that seems interesting to me,
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'cause again, like I was talking about this last week,
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I am trying to work out what laptops will be right
00:55:56
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for our family, right?
00:55:57
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Like I need a new laptop, I need a new laptop.
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We've been waiting until Apple turned over the whole line
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before we made our decisions.
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So I started pricing things up
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and it starts getting really weird
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when you start comparing some of these machines spec to spec.
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- Yes, I heard you do this on connected a little bit
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where you can make a very expensive MacBook Air
00:56:17
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at which point it seems weird.
00:56:19
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But that's kind of my point though,
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is you can make a MacBook Air that's so expensive
00:56:23
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that you might as well get the four port base model
00:56:25
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of the 13 inch MacBook Pro.
00:56:29
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But that's kind of my point is,
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but there's also another laptop in between those two.
00:56:34
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That's weird.
00:56:35
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But yeah, you're right.
00:56:36
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It's kind of all over the place
00:56:39
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and you've got to make some decisions.
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And somebody might choose the two port model of the 13 inch
00:56:45
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for good reasons, but I look at it and I think
00:56:48
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that's a pretty narrow window
00:56:50
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and you probably need to either firmly commit
00:56:53
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to the high end or you need to just say,
00:56:56
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the MacBook Air.
00:56:57
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'Cause I had a couple of people on Twitter last week say,
00:56:59
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well, yeah, but you use the MacBook Air for video editing
00:57:01
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or audio editing and or developing
00:57:05
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and it's low powered and the fans have to run
00:57:08
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and can't take it.
00:57:09
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And like I've edited video,
00:57:12
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I've edited a 4K video on a MacBook Air.
00:57:15
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I've edited podcasts on MacBook Air.
00:57:16
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- I have edited 1080p video on a MacBook, 12 inch MacBook.
00:57:20
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You know, it can be done.
00:57:21
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- So I think there are probably cases
00:57:24
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where the MacBook Air is inappropriate.
00:57:27
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That's why they make Pro laptops.
00:57:29
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But the MacBook Air, the current 2020 MacBook Air
00:57:33
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is very capable.
00:57:34
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It's a very capable machine.
00:57:35
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So I think you downgraded at your peril
00:57:38
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to say that people who are even doing things like editing,
00:57:42
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video and audio can't use it.
00:57:44
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So I think it's a very capable computer
00:57:47
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at which point if you need more than that,
00:57:49
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you probably should shell out for the 4Port 13.
00:57:53
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I like your theory by the way.
00:57:55
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I keep thinking about the MacBook, the 12 inch MacBook
00:57:58
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and wonder if there isn't room in the arm laptop line
00:58:02
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for a tiny fanless laptop.
00:58:04
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Although at this point, given what happened before,
00:58:06
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I don't know, maybe you call that the 12 inch MacBook Air
00:58:10
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or something like that and like pair it
00:58:13
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and have two MacBook Airs and two MacBook Pros
00:58:15
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or something like that.
00:58:16
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I don't know.
00:58:16
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I mean, this is why the people at Apple,
00:58:20
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this is why they get paid pretty well
00:58:22
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is these are hard decisions to navigate
00:58:25
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what the products are and at what price points.
00:58:27
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And you can see what happens
00:58:28
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when you get something a little bit wrong
00:58:30
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because I think that's why that 2Port MacBook Pro exists
00:58:32
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is that they kind of made a mistake
00:58:34
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and are still paying for it.
00:58:37
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- Yeah, and it's like they doubled down on it in weird ways
00:58:39
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like giving it the touch bar.
00:58:41
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Which is super strange.
00:58:43
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Like you made the computer more expensive
00:58:46
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and made it harder to differentiate from the others
00:58:50
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and gave it a feature that Apple
00:58:54
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does not seem to believe in enough.
00:58:56
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- So this is another thing that I ranted about on this show.
00:59:00
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I remember it so you can go back and listen to,
00:59:02
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I don't know, was that one maybe when the 16
00:59:04
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or maybe it was last summer
00:59:05
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but I've done a touch bar rant before
00:59:08
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but every time I get one of these,
00:59:09
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so I don't own a computer with a touch bar.
00:59:11
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We got a lot of MacBook Airs in this house.
00:59:13
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I don't own a computer with a touch bar.
00:59:15
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So every time I get a review unit from Apple,
00:59:18
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I do one of those let's check in on the touch bar.
00:59:20
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And it's never any different
00:59:23
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because over the course of all this time
00:59:26
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since they introduced the touch bar,
00:59:28
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which was years ago now, multiple revisions of macOS,
00:59:33
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they've done nothing to improve it.
00:59:35
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There are a couple of minor changes
00:59:37
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that you would not even notice
00:59:39
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if you came forward in time from when they introduced it.
00:59:42
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It's basically they've done nothing.
00:59:44
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And to your point, it is a little bit baffling
00:59:46
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about doubling down like,
00:59:47
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no, we added the touch bar to this model too
00:59:50
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when Apple is acting like it's confident about the touch bar
00:59:54
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and yet has apparently given no real software backing to it.
00:59:58
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And I know that there are things like that are touch tool.
01:00:01
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There are tools that you can kind of use to hack
01:00:04
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the touch bar to make it more useful.
01:00:05
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But every time I get a touch bar laptop,
01:00:07
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I am shocked at how poorly Apple software supports it.
01:00:12
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Like there's no third-party access to the control strip.
01:00:15
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You can't do sort of global stuff.
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The limit, there are obviously developer limitations.
01:00:20
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There are some great examples of the touch bar fully formed,
01:00:24
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but a lot of apps just don't have
01:00:27
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any proper touch bar support.
01:00:29
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BB Edit is the one that I was playing with,
01:00:31
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my favorite Mac app basically.
01:00:33
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And it's got three touch bar buttons in its editor
01:00:36
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and they're to show the sidebar,
01:00:38
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which I hate and I keep closed
01:00:40
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and to move between items in the sidebar.
01:00:41
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It's like, there's no way for me to add my scripts on there,
01:00:46
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my filters for me to do it.
01:00:47
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Like I can't do anything with it.
01:00:49
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And yes, that is to a certain degree on bare bones software
01:00:52
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for not doing it.
01:00:53
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But also like if you were them,
01:00:56
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would you prioritize the touch bar?
01:00:58
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I mean, there's a chicken and egg thing happening there too.
01:01:01
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But if I could have keyboard maestro
01:01:05
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with direct access to the touch bar
01:01:06
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and program it to do stuff in a certain way,
01:01:09
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that would be different, but it doesn't work.
01:01:11
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And the third-party stuff like Better Touch Tool
01:01:14
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is hacky enough that it works,
01:01:17
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but like they're working hard
01:01:19
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to work around Apple's limitations
01:01:21
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because Apple's done nothing.
01:01:22
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There's my mini touch bar rant.
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Every time I get one of these touch bars in my house,
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I use it thinking I'm gonna find something different
01:01:30
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and I never ever find anything different,
01:01:32
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which I think makes me ask the question,
01:01:36
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is it really a dead product?
01:01:40
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Is it really a dead product?
01:01:42
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And they couldn't walk away from it.
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- No, I don't see how you could.
01:01:46
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- I know you're a believer in this.
01:01:47
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Well, they could-
01:01:48
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- No, it's not even about my own opinions on it.
01:01:50
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Like I think it would be really difficult
01:01:52
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to add a little screen to a keyboard
01:01:55
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and then in the next revision, replace it with keys again.
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- What if it was a whole new product
01:02:01
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'cause you were doing a processor transition
01:02:04
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and you kept it on the high-end laptop
01:02:06
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that's gonna stay on Intel and stay around for a while?
01:02:09
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I mean, I just don't know how-
01:02:13
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- I'm not advocating for killing the touch bar by the way,
01:02:17
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but I am advocating for Apple, if it's going to have it,
01:02:21
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it needs to like put effort into it.
01:02:24
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- I agree with that.
01:02:24
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Right, there should be more there.
01:02:26
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It feels like for me, the touch bar is really loved
01:02:30
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by the hardware team because it was something
01:02:33
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that maybe it was really hard to do.
01:02:35
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And so they put it on all the hardware
01:02:37
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they can conceivably put it on,
01:02:39
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but the operating system team doesn't care about it.
01:02:42
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- Yeah, they did the obligatory amount to get it launched
01:02:44
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and then they've let it sit there by the side of the road.
01:02:46
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And it's like, again, I rarely see this level of dysfunction
01:02:53
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from Apple where like from the outside, you can say,
01:02:56
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"It seems clear that you don't have alignment
01:02:59
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in your teams about this product."
01:03:02
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Like you literally, one group is really hot on this feature
01:03:06
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and the other group doesn't wanna have anything to do
01:03:07
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with it and everybody can tell because they've done nothing.
01:03:11
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They've made no effort.
01:03:12
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It's either that or they've decided internally
01:03:16
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that it's a failure and they're gonna kill it
01:03:18
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as soon as they can, as soon as the pride permits them
01:03:21
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to kill it and in the meantime,
01:03:23
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they're not gonna put any effort into it.
01:03:24
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It's one of those two things.
01:03:26
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Either it's a badly managed product
01:03:28
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where some part of Apple just doesn't wanna do the work.
01:03:31
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There are more important things to do.
01:03:34
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Or I guess, or they're deluded and they think
01:03:36
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that there's literally nothing they could ever add to it
01:03:38
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to make it any better, which is totally wrong.
01:03:40
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Or they've decided it's a loser
01:03:42
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and they're not gonna waste their time on it
01:03:44
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and they're gonna get rid of it as soon as they can.
01:03:45
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But it's so frustrating every time I see it
01:03:47
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'cause it's a cool idea and I'm not opposed to it in general
01:03:51
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and yet in specific, when I try to use it,
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it doesn't do anything I want it to do
01:03:57
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and I can't edit it to make it do something I wanna do
01:04:00
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because that's not possible.
01:04:03
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- I was listening to Dithering,
01:04:06
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which is Ben Thompson and John Gruber's new show,
01:04:08
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which I really enjoy and they were talking about this
01:04:10
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and they were actually praising your review.
01:04:12
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And one of the things that John was saying
01:04:16
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was comparing the touch bar to the introduction
01:04:20
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of the iPhone in the sense of there's no buttons
01:04:23
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on the iPhone because if you have a,
01:04:26
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you can't ship a new button.
01:04:27
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That was Steve Jobs' idea, right?
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Once you put the buttons on the phone
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and the phone is in people's hands,
01:04:32
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you wanna change something in the software,
01:04:34
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you can't send them a new button to do something new.
01:04:37
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So they decided to have a complete touchscreen
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so the buttons are all software,
01:04:41
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you can do whatever they want with them.
01:04:43
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That idea should make the touch bar a great thing, right?
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Like you can't ship new buttons to a laptop.
01:04:53
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The buttons are already there, but you got a screen,
01:04:55
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you can put any button you want.
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It could be any interaction message you want.
01:04:59
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That's the promise of the touch bar,
01:05:02
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but it feels like it hasn't been realized yet.
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And what I have used, I enjoy it from a basic level,
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but also I want more because I like it, right?
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Like I want there to be more in it
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because if we've made it work with iOS, right?
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With like buttons, then you can make it work
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with the touch bar.
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There can be more there, it just has yet to be seen.
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But I liked the comparison of the original iPhone there,
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right, like you make more with having a screen.
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The buttons can be anything, they can change.
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They can change in the next software update.
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You can do whatever you want.
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You have more functionality to your software
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that wasn't there when the computer shipped.
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Well, now that doesn't matter
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because you can do whatever you want with it, right?
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Like it's available to you, so.
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- And things that are key proxies
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and things that are not at all key proxies
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that are whole little UIs on there,
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like they've done in Logic and Final Cut and all that.
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Now that's fine, and we can debate the finer points
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of like do those interfaces work
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and is that the right place for it
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and it shouldn't even be there.
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But if we accept the idea that the touch bar
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is an interesting interface element
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replacing a bunch of keys that aren't that interesting,
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why has it not evolved?
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I mean, Mac OS, every time they do an update,
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there's a hundred new features, a thousand new features
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about this and that thing,
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and they tweak this and they tweak that.
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They have this brand new interface element.
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Anyway, you know, I've said it before.
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It really disappoints me, it baffles me.
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I want to like the touch bar more than I do,
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and it's not because I've decided I hate the touch bar.
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It's that every time I bring one of these in,
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it's an opportunity to see it anew
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because I don't live with a touch bar on a Mac in my house.
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And then I'm immediately reminded that it hasn't changed
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and is just disappointing,
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and there's nothing I can do to make it better
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because it's not customizable in any real way.
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And yeah, anyway, it's a mystery.
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And among mysteries, the big point is
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that all the butterfly keyboards are gone, right?
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Like that is, we can talk about all these other issues
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because the truth is we've said all we can say
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about the keyboard.
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They fixed the keyboard.
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This is a much better keyboard on this laptop.
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If you've been waiting five years for a 13-inch laptop,
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a 13-inch MacBook Pro, go buy it.
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It's here for you now.
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It's just all the details that make me wonder.
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- This is the MacBook Pro you wanted
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but couldn't get for a few years, right?
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- Yeah, I would wager there are lots of people out there
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with like 2015 MacBook Pros who have been waiting
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and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting
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for the butterfly keyboard to go away
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so they could buy another one.
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And they probably already purchased these, right?
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They probably already have.
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But that is the number one thing that is going on here.
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And it's a good thing.
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- I have an Ask Upgrade question,
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which is just building on this a little bit.
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So we'll kind of finalize our thoughts
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on whether or not you should buy this
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So Jason, beginning our #askupgradequestions today
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is a question from David.
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David says, "I have a 2013 13-inch MacBook Pro.
01:10:18
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It's old, but I was determined
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that I would skip the butterfly keyboard."
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Congratulations, David, you did that.
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Now finally, I can replace it,
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except maybe I wanna wait a little bit longer
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for a possible 14-inch update.
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Maybe we have an ARM processor.
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Should I wait or pull the trigger?
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- Part of me wants to say you've waited this long.
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You can wait forever.
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The other part of me says, no, you've done your work.
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You've done more than your work.
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I would not wait.
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I would not have waited this long, quite frankly,
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but I would not wait any longer.
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- Yeah, I think it's time.
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- You can wait forever.
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- Yes. - You can wait forever.
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The big gating issue, which was the keyboard,
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is gone for you now, so I would just do it.
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There will always be new stuff in the future
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that will be better than what you're currently buying,
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and you could wait forever.
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So I'd say you've reached your reward now.
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Your seven years in the wilderness is over.
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- 'Cause it's like, yeah,
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they will be ARM laptops at some point,
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but you don't know about the potential downsides
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of them right now.
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So don't wait for something that is really unknown.
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So that would be my thinking,
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because if it takes another year,
01:11:26
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well, now you're using a 2013 laptop in 2021, right?
01:11:31
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- Yeah, no. - It's just like,
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you know, that's just gonna keep getting worse
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and worse for you.
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And as Jason mentioned,
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if you have something like a 2013 MacBook Pro,
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and you move to a 2020 MacBook Pro,
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either of those are gonna feel amazing, right?
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Like, especially if you go for the correct one, right,
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which is the four port,
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you're gonna have a whale of a time.
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Like, you're gonna be great over there.
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It's gonna be amazing.
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So I think now's the time.
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You're probably good to move.
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Piano Junkie asks, probably a fan of pianos
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would be my expectation.
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Have either of you guys had problems with your AirPods Pro?
01:12:08
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Both the right and left of my AirPods
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have been replaced by Apple about six weeks apart
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due to a rattling sound when any movement is present.
01:12:16
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Curious if anybody else has had this problem.
01:12:18
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I wanna talk about this, Jason,
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'cause I'm sure like me,
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you've had many people contact you and say,
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"Why aren't you talking about this?"
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- Of course, they usually send a tweet
01:12:25
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and they include me and Gruber and Rene Ritchie
01:12:28
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and often Marco Arment all in a big group,
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like CC, everyone, why aren't you talking about my problem?
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That happens a lot. - I'm on those tweets too.
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- That's what I'm saying.
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Oh good, enjoy.
01:12:38
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- I wanted to talk about this
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'cause it does seem to be a widespread problem,
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but I don't even know what a rattling sound
01:12:45
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in my AirPods Pro would be.
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- It may be that there's like a little thing in there
01:12:53
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that can come detach and all that.
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It sounds like this is a problem with a,
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widespread is, what does that mean?
01:13:00
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It sounds like this is a problem with some AirPods Pro
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and you report it and Apple gives you a new one.
01:13:06
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- Yeah, when I say widespread,
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it is a problem enough
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that Apple have made a support document for it.
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So it isn't just like a very small thing,
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like it's happening enough
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that they have created some steps that you should take.
01:13:20
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And it seems to be that the problem
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is mostly with noise cancellation.
01:13:25
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Now I use noise cancellation on my AirPods Pro all the time,
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so I've not had this issue. - Yeah, me too.
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- One thing I have had recently
01:13:32
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is Bluetooth connection problems with my iPad Pro.
01:13:35
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So when I'm using them connected to my iPad Pro,
01:13:37
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I can hear that like, I can't explain it,
01:13:41
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it's not rattling, but it's like pops, right?
01:13:43
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And I know that's a connection problem.
01:13:45
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This is only happening when I'm using my Logitech mouse,
01:13:47
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which makes sense because there is a warning
01:13:49
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in the Bluetooth settings that say quote,
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"Using the Air Max Ergo,"
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which is a Logitech mouse that I use,
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"may affect WiFi and Bluetooth connectivity."
01:13:55
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So that is happening, right?
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But I'm not gonna write to Apple support on that
01:14:01
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because they've already told me it's a problem.
01:14:03
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And if I can then connect my AirPods to my iPhone instead,
01:14:06
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I don't have this problem.
01:14:07
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So like there is an issue about mouse there,
01:14:09
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like whatever, I like using the mouse.
01:14:11
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If the problem also persists,
01:14:12
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I could just turn off the mouse and use the trackpad.
01:14:14
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- But I mean, the bottom line is
01:14:16
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if you have a physical problem with your AirPods,
01:14:18
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you should contact Apple and talk to them about it.
01:14:20
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And I guess we could write stories saying some,
01:14:25
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it's the usual thing.
01:14:29
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I've talked about it here before.
01:14:30
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It's very hard to get a sense of whether,
01:14:32
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if you make millions of something,
01:14:34
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some of them are gonna be bad.
01:14:35
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And the question is, is it 0.1%, 0.01%, 1%, 10%, 50%?
01:14:40
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We don't know.
01:14:45
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But the thing is if it's a flaw,
01:14:47
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and I'd say contact Apple support
01:14:50
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because like some products are gonna be flawed
01:14:52
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and presumably if it's a physical flaw,
01:14:54
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they will send you new ones.
01:14:56
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And if it's a software problem,
01:14:57
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maybe they're working on it.
01:14:59
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I haven't seen any reports that Apple says
01:15:02
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it's not a problem and is ignoring it,
01:15:04
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which would put my attention more to it.
01:15:08
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Like all these people are having problems with AirPods
01:15:10
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and Apple denies that it's a problem,
01:15:12
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but that doesn't seem to be what's happening.
01:15:13
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I haven't seen anything like this.
01:15:15
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I did have my AirPods completely cease to function.
01:15:21
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And it looked like they were out of battery
01:15:24
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and they wouldn't charge.
01:15:26
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So I ended up plugging them in to,
01:15:29
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they wouldn't charge wirelessly.
01:15:32
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So I ended up plugging them in directly,
01:15:33
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holding down the button, doing the restart,
01:15:37
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the complete reset thing.
01:15:39
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I did that twice.
01:15:40
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And then when they came back,
01:15:41
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it came back with the battery at 0% on the case
01:15:48
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and on one of the AirPods, but not the other one.
01:15:51
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And then they repaired and they charged
01:15:54
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and then they were fine.
01:15:56
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But that was a weird thing that I experienced
01:15:58
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where it just got really confused
01:16:01
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and the battery wasn't dead or shouldn't have been dead.
01:16:04
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I think something very strange happened
01:16:05
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and it went out of control and it discharged and it was bad.
01:16:07
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But I haven't heard the rattling problem,
01:16:09
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but it sounds like some people have
01:16:12
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and Apple support is the place to do this
01:16:15
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because if this is a physical problem,
01:16:16
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I'm very confident that they will replace your earbuds.
01:16:20
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- With the stuff, I think it's very clear
01:16:23
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that we tend to talk from our personal experience.
01:16:26
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And it's very hard to talk about a thing that has happened
01:16:29
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or is happening if it hasn't happened to me.
01:16:31
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I don't know what a rattling sound is.
01:16:34
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- And again, if 40, 'cause when these things happen,
01:16:38
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I'm not saying this in particular,
01:16:40
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but when stuff like this happens,
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they will always point you at a bunch of Apple support
01:16:45
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forum posts and say, "See, this is a huge problem."
01:16:48
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And they'll link to like four threads
01:16:50
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where eight people said that they have the problem.
01:16:53
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It's like, I can't tell if it's these eight people
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or 80 people or 8,000 people or 80,000 people.
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There's no way to tell.
01:17:02
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The internet doesn't let us do that.
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So it's very hard because you could write a story,
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I'm sure some site does write a story
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about every single one of these,
01:17:09
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but it's hard to tell.
01:17:12
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And in this case, it's a potential hardware problem
01:17:16
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on a product that's so new that if you have a problem
01:17:20
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with it, the manufacturer, which is Apple, is gonna fix it
01:17:23
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because this is a new product and it has a physical problem
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in some small percentage, presumably, of these.
01:17:30
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So yeah, there it is.
01:17:32
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- All right, our next question comes from Holmes.
01:17:36
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While sleep tracking for Apple Watch
01:17:38
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has been heavily rumored, do you think that if it will
01:17:41
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materialize as an announced feature for watchOS 7
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for all watches or an exclusive feature
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for the Series 6 watch?
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- Depends on the hardware, right?
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- I think it's gonna be a watch Series 6 thing.
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- Well, I mean, this is like the always on
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where the question is, is it special hardware
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that enables it or is it really just the battery life
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pushing it across the finish line?
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'Cause I feel like Series 5 could probably do this
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in terms of battery life, but it may be that they've got
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some special features in the Series 6 hardware
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that enable it to get through the night.
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And for me, I think it comes down to that.
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I don't think Apple, Apple might withhold this feature,
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but more likely what happens is this feature
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has been crafted for the hardware, right?
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Like it is more likely that Apple has built the feature
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with the hardware in mind and the hardware
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with the feature in mind than it is that it's just
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a software thing that they didn't get to
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that now they've gotten to.
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Because you could do either one,
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and that's why I'm not putting out the possibility
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that they'll say, yeah, Series 5 can really do this too.
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So we put it in both of them.
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But it may be that the reason Series 5 doesn't do this
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is not that they hadn't gotten around to it.
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It's that they weren't satisfied with the performance
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of sleep tracking on the Series 5,
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and they made changes in Series 6
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so that they could launch that feature.
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And if that's true, then it will be limited to Series 6.
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- Yeah, I agree with you, but I also do feel that
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at a certain point you need to come up with new features
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to sell watches, and so sometimes you might wanna
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just restrict the software feature to it,
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even if technically another watch could do it.
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- Yeah, it's funny.
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Really, it's features like this and it's sensors, right?
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'Cause like the Series 5 really only had the difference
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of the always on, but that was such a huge feature
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that that was a big differentiator.
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How do you sell a Series 6 watch?
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And I think you're right.
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You have to say now with sleep tracking
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or now with this new sensor.
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- Like there has to be a thing,
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and maybe like this is the thing.
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I would actually like to file a complaint at this point
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about the always on watch face.
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- Defaults to that like digital, basic digital face
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when you have an app open far too quickly.
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So like I've been using a workout app,
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like a third party app, but it's got like a remote
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for moving through the exercises,
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and I so often have to tap it and then tap it again.
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- Well, that's annoying.
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- So I feel like it's not,
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you know, I'm not getting the promise
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of the always on face.
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Like I think they need to do something
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for third party developers to be able to kind of have--
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- Not an always on face, but like an always on app
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that like it's always ready.
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- Right, because the workout app doesn't do that,
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but that's their app.
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And I want there to be something.
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I don't know what, but I feel like it goes to that,
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I mean, all apps that you use, right?
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Like it defaults to that ugly,
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just blank screen with a digital like time readout
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in the top right hand corner
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and the screen is kind of semi-translucent.
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It goes to that very quickly,
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and I would prefer if they could find some way
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to just show me the app UI instead
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of when I have an application open, then that clock.
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Or like if you're gonna force me
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to have to look at something,
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show me my actual watch face that I chose
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rather than this weird one that you're showing me instead.
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So it's just an issue I have with the watch face.
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'Cause really like, if you remember the pitch was like,
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"Oh, people are working out
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and they have to tap it with their nose, ha ha ha ha ha."
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I'm still having to do that when I'm working out.
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- Right, because you're using a third party workout app
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and it's screensaver is not the information you wanna see.
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- Exactly, and Apple's workout app
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can't give me what I need in that moment, right?
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So I would like to see some more there.
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John asks, "Do you think there will be
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a face mask emoji option in iOS 14?"
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I feel like it should be added before, like embrace it.
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This is the thing that people are doing now,
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put face masks in them, right?
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I feel like it's a thing, I feel like they should just do it.
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- Yeah, sure, why not?
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And it's also, it's an emoji,
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there's an emoji face mask, so why not?
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- I feel like really it should have been
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an option before now, right?
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Like this is one of those maybe US centric ideas, right?
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That they didn't do it before now,
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but they had other types of like accessories.
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Last question comes from Andrew, Andrew asks,
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"What is the worst Apple product that you have ever owned?"
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- Great, you go first.
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- The 2013 Trashcan Mac Pro.
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I owned one of those.
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- Oh, right, remember?
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- Yeah, and you had actually like technical problems
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with it where it behaved weirdly and restarted and stuff.
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- It would lock up when I was recording sometimes.
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It was like, this was one of the GPU overheating issues
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is what it ended up working out to be.
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I was like a GPU issue.
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And so I would be recording say with Jason,
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it happened a lot when recording with Jason,
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and the machine would just lock up
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and all I could do was turn off the machine
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and sometimes I would lose audio.
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I would lose some of the recording
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and would have to like piece it together
01:23:01
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via various backup means.
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And it was such a nightmare, such a pain,
01:23:06
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and it was something that happened frequently,
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but inconsistently, which is like the worst kind of bug,
01:23:14
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right, all the time, but you can never predict
01:23:16
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when it's gonna happen.
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And it just made it that like,
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I was always under so much stress while trying to do my work
01:23:23
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because I was just waiting for the inevitable lock up
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of my machine.
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I was so happy to get rid of that thing.
01:23:30
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Sold it on eBay.
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- Nice. - Told the guy
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that was buying it about the problems, they didn't mind.
01:23:39
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Like they needed it for a specific reason
01:23:41
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and it was the machine that they needed.
01:23:42
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So they went for it, so.
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- Target practice or something?
01:23:45
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- Who knows, who knows?
01:23:47
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Just fans, I don't know,
01:23:48
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maybe like a Stephen Hackett type person
01:23:49
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needed it for a collection, I don't know.
01:23:51
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But yeah, I was so happy to replace that thing
01:23:54
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with the iMac, the Rintner iMac that I replaced it with.
01:23:56
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That was such a mistake buying that computer,
01:23:58
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but I had no way, nobody knew at the time
01:24:00
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how much of a mistake it was gonna be,
01:24:01
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but it was a terrible one.
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So have you thought of something?
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The third generation iPod.
01:24:11
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- Which one was that one?
01:24:13
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- So this is the one where Apple's war on buttons
01:24:17
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and moving parts meant that they decided to do an interface
01:24:21
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where instead of having the buttons around the scroll wheel,
01:24:23
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they put four touch sensitive buttons across the top
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right under the display.
01:24:27
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- Okay, yep.
01:24:28
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- Which was one generation,
01:24:30
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and you talk about Apple like sticking to their technology
01:24:33
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even after it's clear that nobody likes it,
01:24:36
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that was gone immediately.
01:24:38
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Just like the no button iPod shuffle
01:24:41
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where it was one generation, they're like, nope.
01:24:43
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And they went back to the old design.
01:24:45
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This was like that too.
01:24:46
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It was so bad because if you're operating your iPod on feel,
01:24:51
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which people did, like that was the whole point
01:24:55
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is it wasn't like a computer you wanted to use.
01:24:57
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You really wanted to just pause it, pause the track.
01:25:02
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You couldn't operate this thing on feel
01:25:05
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because the buttons, if you touch them to get the feel,
01:25:10
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they would activate.
01:25:11
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And it was so frustrating.
01:25:14
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And this was when my kids were little.
01:25:15
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And I remember very much,
01:25:17
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I had a bunch of times where there was a bedtime
01:25:20
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and I would read to them and they would fall asleep,
01:25:24
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but you had to wait for them to completely fall asleep
01:25:26
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before you could leave the room or they would wake up.
01:25:30
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So you're putting them to bed.
01:25:31
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There was a period where you just had to sit there
01:25:34
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and I would use my iPod and I would listen to music
01:25:37
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or a podcast maybe, I don't know, maybe not on my iPod.
01:25:41
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I'm probably too early.
01:25:43
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On my iPod to pass the time before they're like super asleep
01:25:48
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and it's dark in the room and I can't see the iPod
01:25:54
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and it would always just get screwed up
01:25:57
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because I would touch a button.
01:25:58
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I'd be like, no, I didn't mean to touch that button.
01:26:00
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And it's just the accidental button presses,
01:26:02
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but they're not even presses.
01:26:03
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It literally, it was capacitive.
01:26:04
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You just brush against one of them
01:26:07
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and it's like you push that button.
01:26:08
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It was terrible.
01:26:10
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It was such a bad idea.
01:26:11
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And the previous iPods were so good.
01:26:13
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And the success of iPods, the subsequent iPods,
01:26:16
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were all good.
01:26:17
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That one is a loser.
01:26:19
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- Yeah, I don't like that one.
01:26:20
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I don't like that the lights were red.
01:26:22
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I don't like that, I don't know why they choose red
01:26:24
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as the illumination 'cause it didn't match anything else.
01:26:26
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It should have been blue if anything, right?
01:26:28
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To actually match the color of the screen.
01:26:30
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So like this was the one where it was in between.
01:26:34
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So the first and second gen,
01:26:36
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the wheel was physically moving, right?
01:26:38
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And then they went to a solid state wheel,
01:26:41
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but four solid state buttons.
01:26:42
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And then the fourth gen,
01:26:43
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which is the way they actually perfected it,
01:26:45
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was the scroll was touch,
01:26:48
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but then you could click on the four,
01:26:50
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like up, down, left, and right to do things.
01:26:52
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- Yes, like a track pad kind of almost.
01:26:55
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- And then it never changed on any iPod.
01:26:57
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Any iPod that had the wheel, it had that wheel.
01:27:00
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- But like that ring around the wheel was great.
01:27:02
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Like the first generation, the wheel spun.
01:27:04
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The second generation, the wheel was like touch,
01:27:06
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but it felt like it spun even though it didn't.
01:27:08
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But the ring around the wheel,
01:27:10
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so you could orient like up, menu, down,
01:27:14
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button in the center, pause,
01:27:15
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or button at the bottom, pause, whatever.
01:27:17
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Like you knew them and you could do it all by feel.
01:27:19
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So you could carry it in your pocket
01:27:20
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and you could just reach in and go boop,
01:27:22
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and do whatever you need.
01:27:23
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Next track, play, pause.
01:27:25
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All of that got moved on
01:27:27
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to those little touch sensitive buttons and it was garbage.
01:27:29
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- If memory serves on an episode of Flashback,
01:27:32
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I believe Steven said that he loved this iPod.
01:27:35
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I think it was his first one.
01:27:36
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And I was upset then and I'm upset now.
01:27:39
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It's not a good, it's just, it's the worst iPod.
01:27:42
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- It is. - Of the classic iPod.
01:27:44
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- It is the worst Apple product I have personally owned.
01:27:48
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- Wow, take that hack in, I guess.
01:27:52
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Oh, he's in the chat. - I'm just answering
01:27:54
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Andrew's question. - He's in the Discord.
01:27:55
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Steven's in the Discord answering live.
01:27:57
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Yep, it was his favorite, so.
01:27:59
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Sorry. - No, he was agreeing with me
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that it was the worst Apple product ever.
01:28:04
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That's what he was doing, I'm sure.
01:28:06
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- Okay, yeah, I'm sure.
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Until then, say goodbye, Jason Snow.
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