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00:00:29 ◼   ► the incomparable number 237 mar 2015 we [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► began this journey in june of 2011 when [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► we watched a fine fine film called Star [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► Wars sometimes called star wars episode [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► for a new hope we conclude it now having [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► watched what is at least for now the [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► sixth and final star wars feature film [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► star wars episode 3 colon revenge of the [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► sith i believe i got the colon in the [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► right place that time I've gotten it [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► wrong everything holding is all over [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► this movie [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► yeah so 2005 fine a film that exists for [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► only this is it we're here we're going [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► to talk about Star Wars Episode three [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► and then say no more about the prequels [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► evermore joining me on this journey as [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► many many of them have been here for the [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► entire journey and i will introduce them [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► first [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► John siracusa hello want to go Jason go [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► serenity Caldwell hi there this is the [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► way Liberty dies Jason dan more'n hello [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► thus if they were avenging not good to [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► be here are one of our stalwart prequels [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► visitors Steve lots [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► what up my youngs this is where the fun [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► begins [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► this is this having fun begins I'm smart [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► and fun and then sort of semi [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► constipated semi Pete away [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► well you know Steve you're so beautiful [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► but that's only because you're in love [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► this is the message of a treat [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► wait no that's a better movie and also [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► joining us is andy not co hello i just [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► wanted to make sure it was really dead [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► that's why I needed watch this is very [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► very end [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► kill it with fire and we're tired of the [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► bodies and the headstones not just the [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► headstones nuke it from orbit the only [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► way to be sure ma so episode sorry [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► revenge of the sith I think we should [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► start as we always do by asking if [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► anybody has any opening statements [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► John in fact i do probably perhaps be [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► the last star wars opening statement cuz [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► i am I gonna have an opening statement [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► about episode 7 of course you will like [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► it will record right after we watch it I [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► don't know if all I did I did the math I [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► think we're probably gonna have to do [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► like 10 episodes about episode 17 span [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► of about we may do daily episodes in [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► December one of the might just be drawn [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► Syracuse's opening statements episode [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► just like that one and then we'll move [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► on to the conversation later but I enjoy [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► having a newsreel 4 episode center this [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► is your daily news rail update of [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► episode 7 this is what John siracusa [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► feels about this on day five day yes [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► it's just like these movies we've [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► existed for so long that it [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► yeah I can have opening statements about [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► them because I've had a long time to [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► think about behind about episode 7 but [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► anyway here we go for this one so the [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► final movies in a trilogy they usually [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► have a couple of advantages I mean most [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► obviously you're anxious to find out how [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► it all ends right [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► episode 3 of course is undercut here by [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► being part of a prequel trilogy we all [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► know how it's gonna end we know who [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► lives we know dies we know where [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► everybody ends up so that's kind of a [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► bummer for drama and this movie [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► ah the last movie trilogy also usually [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► benefits from having the audience be [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► familiar with and have some affection [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► for the characters episodes freeze [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► undercut here by the previous two movies [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► sort of failing to make these characters [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► into real people that we actually care [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► about i think this is also compounded by [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► the first movie using a child actor for [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► Anakin I which means we've only really [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► had one movie with this version of [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► mannequin and also by the way thing [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► about this its kind of damning that the [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► child Anakin and the adult Anakin seem [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► like such completely separate characters [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► like I don't even connect them at all in [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► my mind and I don't like either one of [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► them anyway [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► well there's a connection ya know that [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► episode 3 has none of these advantages [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► that a final movie series usually has [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► and after two movies of treading water [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► on the question that should be [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► motivating the entire prequel trilogy [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► that is how did the good man whose looks [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► father become Darth Vader it can be [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► really hard for one movie 2 / to provide [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► a convincing answer that even the best [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► case and given this is the same group of [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► people who brought us the first two [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► prequels this is not the best-case [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► that's worst-case [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► as I said in the episode to podcast i [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► initially held out hope that episode 2 [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► would sort of learned from the lessons [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► of episode 1 and take them to heart and [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► rise above episode 12 actually be a [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► semi-decent movie by the end of episode [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► 2 i'd lost all hope and had begun to [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► think of the next movie and in series [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► under the title in which it is [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► permanently filed away in my mind [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► star wars episode 3 let's get this over [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► with [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► so is it true that basically episode 3 [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► is legless armless on a lava flow while [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► you hold out your hand and beg for it [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► one last time to turn away from the [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► darkside with episode 3 was not supposed [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► to be the chosen I knew it would not be [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► chosen what I knew from the very [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► beginning I am picturing John yelling [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► that though we were friends we were [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► brothers [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► hi Jason I've got an opening stage [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► alright Oh minor openings i know i'm [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► breaking tradition here but I'm gonna do [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► it because here's the thing that drives [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► me absolutely insane about episode 3 is [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► that there are hints of a potentially [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► good movie here which is to say well now [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► hear me out [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► opening statement sorry I'm please play [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► the opening statement gambit here where [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► we can't stop her she is placed over the [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► night I know everybody's gonna talk over [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► me for like the second half pound is [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► happening now I'm taking it now [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► alright so the first two movies are crap [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► in all bought wide variety of different [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► ways that we have spoken up here but if [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► each of the first two movies there are [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► never scenes where I'm like yeah that [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► almost kind of works pretty much every [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► scene in the first two movies I'm like [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► no this is just this is just terrible [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► there's no there are no there's no [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► potential redeeming factor here the the [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► thing that drives me crazy about episode [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► 3 especially watch re-watching it i [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► rewatched it tonight after having two [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► thirds of the clone wars under my belt [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► the clone wars animated series is that [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► there is the potential for power here in [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► seeing how the Republic Falls not even [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► seeing how Anakin becomes Darth Vader [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► but in seeing how the Republic falls in [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► seeing how Palpatine basically engulfs [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► the entirety of the Senate and to a [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► certain extent seeing how Anakin false [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► and there are little bits like there are [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► there are bits of shining light in this [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► mood [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► except as soon as the the door starts to [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► open and you were like maybe I'm in a [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► good movie [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► it shuts closed and spent like there are [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► specific scenes which i'll probably [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► mentioned when once we go through the [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► the film where I'm like oh this actually [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► has some emotional impact [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► oh I'm actually am i invested in this [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► movie here am i actually feeling [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► emotions and then as soon as I i get [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► that sort of glimmer of like oh I'm [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► actually invested in this movie the [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► movie reminds me just happy it is again [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► and that drives me so crazy I like oh I [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► can actually feel passion for know maybe [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► no maybe know and right at the end [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► no no not want interested in but side [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► note to people who listen to the show [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► life we are opening the no drinking game [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► so you take one shot or one beer every [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► time someone makes the no joke have a [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► lot of boosting but yeah i am i'm so [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► glad that i have a giant bottle of [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► whiskey here [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► ya know i am no social yeah alright so [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► in in conclusion I everytime i watch [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► episode 3i get more and more frustrated [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► because there could have been a good [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► movie here they did learn a couple of [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► things from episode 1 episode 2 there [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► are scenes in here that almost works [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► there is one scene that I think actually [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► is perfectly sold in otherwise terribly [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► crappy movie and it just it infuriates [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► me especially when we have something as [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► good as the clone wars basically now [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► proceeding it all right any other [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► opening statements [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► yeah i got a quick 1i think i said at [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► the tail end of the episode to podcast [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► that you should be excited for episode 3 [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► because this is the good one in case [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► that wasn't abundantly clear that was [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► just a joke and ok there is no good one [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► and if you accidentally thought that I [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► was serious and there was a good one and [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► you went and watched this film thinking [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► that perhaps that you would be in for a [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► decent film i am deeply and hardly sorry [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► ru ru revising your previous remarks [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► about episode 3 i'm clarifying is [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► obvious but sometimes you know it [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► entirely clear when I'm not being [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► serious so sorry folks [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► yeah dan I was gonna mention so I i saw [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► this movie in the theater in 2005 which [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► I realizes is now 10 years ago I have [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► not seen it since then I'll and I know a [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► lot at the time as people have alluded [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► to it was kind of help that like alright [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► maybe this one will finally be good if [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► anybody again like Steve said if anybody [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► is laboring under that misapprehension I [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► would contend perhaps they have not seen [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► this movie in a while [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► in some ways episode 1 you know has the [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► the harshest time of it because it was [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► the one that was expected by this point [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► in the prequel trilogy the bar has been [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► set so episode 1i thinking in contrast [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► with episodes two and three in some ways [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► doesn't do is badly you know in the with [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► the benefit of hindsight because without [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► all that hype building it up over all [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► those years it's merely a really crappy [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► movie as opposed to being like a [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► travesty episode 3 I don't think [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► necessarily has that it was not helped [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► in any way by that because you know by [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► the time it came out weird experience to [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► really crappy movies so if i had to pick [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► one of all three these movies to be the [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► best I would actually stabbed myself [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► because that is preferable none of these [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► are good so i will wrong argument i will [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► just say that I agree that the clone [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► wars TV show it shows a great example of [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► how this same automatic story could be [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► told much better and I'm will be glad to [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► see the end of this entire trilogy and [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► look forward to wiping the slate clean [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► i also have an opening statement oh my [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► god everybody this is the opening [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► statement partisan will include [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► conversation but this is the opening [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► statement episode will record that a [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► lady please go ahead Andy well I just as [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► a teaser for a comment that might come [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► later in the show i have one very real [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► reason to be grateful to episode 3 but [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► let's leave that as a teaser for her for [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► later I will say that I semi enjoyed [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► episode 1 because i thought it had a [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► really great ending not just the fact [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► that it ended and [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► knowing that there's going to be two [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► more movies after this and this is just [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► setting the stage I had faith through [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► episode 2 saying that well this is its [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► episode 2 so it is the middle part of [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► the trilogy it has to carry a lot of [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► water for the entire trilogy and set up [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► the finale the finale there i'm reminded [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► of a of a joke from pdq bach if you're [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► familiar with pdq bach that's a cake for [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► real composer who keeps pretending to [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► keep discovering lost works from a [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► really bad baroque composer and he says [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► every time we discover a new piece by [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► pdq bach it's always with a great sense [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► of anticipation because we feel like [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► this new piece can't possibly be as bad [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► as the others that we found and [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► nonetheless and so but it becomes it and [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► there's a ton of this is a point in the [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► car crash where you're just gonna have [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► to find some good to say that well I've [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► never had an airbag deployed before it [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► might be an interesting experience to [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► talk about later you may as well by the [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► third ticket i don't think it was as bad [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► as I I'm like damn like I think this is [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► must be the third time I've seen the [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► movie lifetime which is incredible to [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► for me to say about a Star Wars movie [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► it's not as bad as five years of hearing [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► people talk about the movie has set me [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► up for but it was still pretty not great [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► just add one thing the Andes point about [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► like not even see a long time I just [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► realize i saw episode one in the theater [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► in the first 24 hours more time and more [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► times than I've seen this intense [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► telling its tellin ya it is i can't i [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► can't remember anything like I could [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► remember half the scenes from this movie [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► and that should tell you something that [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► I remember the I've only seen this movie [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► this is the third or second and a half [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► time I've seen this movie because I [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► attempted to watch this [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► I want to say in 2007 when I was stuck [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► in ithaca for a summer and i had i watch [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► the entirety of the matrix trilogy and [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► I'm like you know what I'm gonna I'm [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► gonna get through the prequels haha [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► I've recalibrated my sensor 20 by seeing [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► the entire matrix trilogy i can now [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► reevaluate was just like you know at the [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► matrix trilogy deeply flawed but you [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► know at least washable when you're stuck [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► in a basement [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► were you thinking that was something [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► that was impact on my back in the box to [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► dip their did your father or the mob [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► some money or something [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► unlike the prequels the matrix trilogy [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► does contain a good movie [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► yeah it does contain one good movie and [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► one-half arguably but yeah yeah yeah so [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► there's you know I'm like I have nowhere [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► else to go my car's broken i'm just [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► gonna I'm gonna watch terrible movies i [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► could not get through 10 minutes of this [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► film the only way I got through it [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► tonight was by watching it 2x speed [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► which by the way I actually recommend if [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► you're ever going to watch the prequels [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► again [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► interesting I to have an opening remark [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► I know it's kyle i thought this would be [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► totally crazy for the hosts have an [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► opening statement then everybody did an [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► opening statement [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► John siracusa has started a tradition [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► apparently my own statement i like damn [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► i want to say i have only seen this [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► movie before yesterday only seen it once [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► i saw it in the theater actually saw it [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► in the theater in boston massachusetts [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► where i was before the last I want to [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► say macworld expo I don't know if the [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► 2005 macworld expo was the last one in [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► Boston but anyway I was there for that [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► and I had a free day and episode 3 came [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► out so I watched it and then never [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► watched it again and i think that is I [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► don't know whether it's a commentary on [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► the movie or on the prequels being kind [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► of this obligatory thing that leads to [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► like why I gotta see em all but then [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► once they're done I don't need to see [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► them again but I've revisited episode 1 [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► and even episode 2 cents a few times [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► episode 3 never I don't know what that [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► means my big statement we will [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► definitely talk about this some more is [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► i want to mention the plight of the [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► character of darth vader i refer you to [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► Darth Vader as the character from the [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► original trilogy not the character of [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► Anakin Skywalker who assumes the the [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► name Darth Vader midway through episode [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► 3 we constantly assigned that [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► from apparently out of a hat I will you [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► know Taranis that was Vader's the name [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► midi-chlorians told him terrenas and [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► Plagueis and I insidious so insidious [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► and the rest were taken so the next one [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► in the dimness like thesaurus is data I [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► guess is there a Darth gumdrop over [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► there or did they just always just go to [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► that same section of the dictionary drop [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► was not the most successful set it turns [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► out he darted bad stuff Lance yeah yeah [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► Darth fighting guy so I mentioned Darth [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► Vader because I feel like one of the [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► core problems with that I have with this [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► movie and with the entire prequel [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► trilogy is it's hard for me to connect [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► the Darth Vader we see in the original [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► trilogy with this character in this [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► character [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► not only does not end up in a place that [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► I feel really connects to where Darth [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► Vader is in the in the original trilogy [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► but more to the point I feel like the [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► fall of Anakin Skywalker does not map to [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► who at who either Darth Vader is in the [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► original trilogy or who I choose to [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► believe Darth Vader is in the original [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► trilogy and I think that's a fundamental [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► problem with the prequels that is the [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► fundamental problem with episode 3 so [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► that's my kingdom by which you mean he's [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► not played by James Earl Jones sir james [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► earl jones in there [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► I just I i will I think we'll talk about [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► it more but I feel like mannequins [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► descent as we go through it is not [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► fitting of where Darth Vader ends up [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► because it's really dumb [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► it's that it's not sensible in anyway [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► doctor is oscillating and evil and [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► Anakin Skywalker is just kind of a chump [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► but i will say as evil as as Vader is in [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► the original trilogy i had not [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► envisioned him slicing of a bunch of [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► kids in the prequel trilogy [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► well that's to show that he's really [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► evil Steve otherwise you would know I [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► don't like I would like to think that [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► Anakin makes a series of terrible [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► choices to take the cheap and easy way [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► towards whatever as opposed to know he [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► was just easily use very easily [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► bamboozled by the sucker [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► he's a sucker it is not that bright no [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► yeah that's right [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► typing the chosen answer but not that [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► bright you know in spaceballs when [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► they're like [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► because good is dumb it turns out the [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► evil is also is dumb [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► alright should we should we recap this [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► movie should i watch likes him off [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► already home [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► war war that's my heart like to what are [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► you doing I was right huh [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► absolutely nothing say it again least it [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► doesn't say taxation this time riding [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► anyone living or less than making access [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► ID make it let me scroll exciting what's [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► its water it's time we go to war [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► negotiations sure nothing is more [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► exciting than ! and we get one right off [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► the bat heated debate you gotta give it [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► to him [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► they got they got the X ! in that I i [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► was going to say about this the thing [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► that bugs me about this is like one of [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► the like second lines or something is [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► there are heroes on both sides like know [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► there are there are there that earlier [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► of the war the other side is evil the [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► evil side doesn't get heroes those are [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► called villains George their villainous [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► right like they did they got off with [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► the war and then immediately sabotage [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► themselves with their heroes on both [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► sides like wait what [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► like can't we just have a single black [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► and cool where everyone is awesome [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► watching this to get the sense that like [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► some of the people working on this we're [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► working off the script with the salmon [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► pages and the other people working on [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► this off the script the blue pages and [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► the people working out the script with [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► yellow pages [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► it's a bit jumbled isn't it yeah but it [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► might give you something for me is our [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► is is the script does this scroll think [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► that the people reading the scroll don't [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► know that Palpatine is Darth Sidious [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► don't move the whole trilogy is kinda [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► predicated on that and get the whole [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► trilogy is predicated on people not [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► really realizing that which is [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► transparent from the beginning right but [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► like it was a third movie and they're [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► saying like opacity Chancellor Palpatine [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► was get like we're following is it isn't [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► a scroll talking to the audience we know [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► that he city is like why are you [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► pretending to make any sense well that's [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► the weird thing that you can learn from [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► those the clone wars thing not to drink [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► drank too much of that into it but like [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► nobody else aside from like Count Dooku [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► knows the dark cities and Chancellor [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► Palpatine are the same person so like [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► General Grievous in theory does not know [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► that which would make that interesting [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► but it's not communicated the movie [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► anywhere it is not nor nor are we really [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► dealing with the fact like Palpatine in [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► this movie and Palpatine throughout the [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► clone wars could have been perceived as [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► you know that Jedi mind trick that you [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► see in the original series where the [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► weak-willed can be controlled by [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► somebody with a stronger mind turns out [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► that's Palpatine's big power is that he [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► can control people who should not [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► otherwise be able to fall under the [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► control of Jedi mind tricks and if you [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► assume that a lot of things seem more [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► interesting that was work a lot better [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► yeah they were disgusting or if you [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► could do that to the audience I didn't [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► have to invent whole cloth that's that's [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► such a sign of a movie that's not [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► working when you find yourself writing a [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► better movie in its place [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► yeah that was doing that so often during [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► this movie [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► yes and that's what frustrates me so the [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► cross suffers from a lot of the same [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► problem as the rest of the writing in [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► this script which i will call [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► declarative sentence disease which is to [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► say every single line of dialogue is I [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► want this this is that that is this and [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► it's like all right so we don't know how [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► to write let me take a break and tell [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► you about Casper you've heard about them [TS]

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00:21:09 ◼   ► notoriously hi markups these our tech [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► guys who are trying to revolutionize the [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► mattress industry by cutting the cost of [TS]

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00:21:26 ◼   ► because it's using two different [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► technologies there's a latex foam and [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► there's memory foam and they seamlessly [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► put them together and you end up with an [TS]

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00:21:37 ◼   ► I'm not just reading ad copy when I tell [TS]

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00:21:43 ◼   ► of our old mattress without a new bed [TS]

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00:22:01 ◼   ► made in America $500 for a twin 954 a [TS]

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00:22:06 ◼   ► you could probably extrapolate the [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► prices [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► between you compare that to the industry [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► averages that's actually a really really [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► good price so Casper it's a revolution a [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► revolution in construction in sales and [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► let me tell you it's a revelation huh [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► see what I did there it when you sleep [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► on it which I've been doing for the last [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► few months it's really great and I say [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► that there's nobody holding a gun to my [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► head when i tell you i really enjoy the [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► castro mattress I'm so glad that we got [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► it you should check it out you can get [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► fifty dollars toward any mattress [TS]

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00:22:40 ◼   ► know if you need the www not so you [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► could try Casper calm / and comfortable [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► see if that works too [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► importantly use promo code and [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► comfortable to get your fifty dollars [TS]

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00:22:51 ◼   ► you and thanks to Casper for sponsoring [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► the uncomfortable okay back to star wars [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► i am excited to have another big villain [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► introduced in the crawl that we neither [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► know nor care i'm doing better movie [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► interview indeed had also why did the [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► droids into a droid leader he's only [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► partially dried Steve not behind no [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► natural yeah I know yeah I'll its [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► organic which is also unclear his [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► wheezing lungs his heart and his I [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► George why does this robot have [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► emphysema you tellin you would you know [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► that if you saw the clone wars animated [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► series [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► yeah how do we watch every inch counts [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► the clone wars animated series it was [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► clearly made by better people in this [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► film [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► it's okay that we don't know why he [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► wheezes I said we didn't know why Darth [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► Vader result breathing and as master new [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► hope we're behind with it is confusing [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► because it's like is he a droid or a [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► cyborg or a person because why would a [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► drawing why would a droid cop there's a [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► difference between breathing and [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► coughing and there's there is a bit [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► let's go to that the larger the larger [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► point is that like with Count Dooku we [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► are introduced to a major villain in the [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► movie with the kraal which is stupid and [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► that also we have the the inciting [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► action of the movie is the kidnapping of [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► the Chancellor which also of course [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► happens in text in the crawl rather than [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► seeing him so this kind of keys into the [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► word that comes to my mind most when [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► thinking about this movie and that is [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► unearned which is to say all these [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► things that happen are under and so for [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► example we get like the Jedi showing up [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► to rescue Palpatine and [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► services like general Kenobi we meet [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► again we're like we don't know anything [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► about like we have no context for that [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► whatsoever like that does not exist so [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► that they're trying to bring up the sort [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► of like Oh they've had this game of cat [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► and mouse and they're like these [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► antagonists and embassies and it's like [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► but that's honored because we don't know [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► anything about that were just told that [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► it exists and in some cases not even [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► told that exists left to infer it so [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► there's a lot of clumsiness because a [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► lot of stuff that you were sort of [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► assumed to have known things this this [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► movie has a problem with having a lot of [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► texts no subtext and then like all this [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► stuff it assumes you know which is not [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► subtext it's like getting back to my [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► opening statement where like if you if [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► you had two movies is the last movie [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► you've got to care about these [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► characters but you can't have an opening [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► a movie that opens with a set piece with [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► the battle unless it's involving hey [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► it's your old friends again like I mean [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► opening return the Jedi it's your old [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► friends in the trying to get hot why do [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► you care about hot because there was two [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► other movies why do you care what ppl [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► rescuing because there's two other [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► movies like as opposed to oh it's these [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► two fools right like it like that huh [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► you get any it's not such a bad idea to [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► have an opening set piece with a space [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► battle but if it opens and you're like [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► final care about any people in space but [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► I don't care about what they're doing i [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► don't care about what's at stake [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► I don't care about like it's just it's [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► so hard to make a good third movie when [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► the first two were so terrible [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► unless you're gonna somehow make me love [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► these characters like you have to start [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► your starting from zero which is [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► terrible how can you start the third [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► movie from zero yeah and so here not to [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► talk about the clone wars too much but i [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► but i am going to bring it up because I [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► feel like it's relevant to this movie I [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► do kind of feel that a lot of what was [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► done in the Clone Wars was Lucasfilm and [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► probably Lucas to a lesser extent [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► realizing hey we have the potential for [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► like interesting things to happen in [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► this movie but we don't have anything [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► set up but no one cares [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► there's no there's no conflict there's [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► no real resolution there's no excitement [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► so how about we fill in five seasons of [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► backstory to make people actually care [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► about those characters and like I really [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► do think there's a difference watching [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► the third film with knowledge of all of [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► the things that happen in the Clone Wars [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► and watching the film as most of us did [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► in the theater when the clone wars [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► didn't exist because i like I I feel [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► like a lot of things like oh shoot [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► ok let's say you want to make the order [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► 66 that much bigger betrayal skipping [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► you know just minor spoilers here [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► hey how about we make it commander cody [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► that sets everything off just with [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► people when you're watching this the [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► first time you're like that that whose [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► to the commander cody i don't care i'm [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► sorry I'm swearing like left and right [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► here but I feel like it's important but [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► yeah like this will make a great special [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► edition later I was kind of okay with [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► some of these appearances of some of [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► these characters because you can get too [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► bogged down by saying well everything [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► has to have a four-page long backstory [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► to it the the with one of these darts [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► really all you need you just need dougie [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► mcbadbat guy he's the guy is gonna fight [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► these obi-wan making sure that he's got [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► something distracted so he can't be with [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► Anakin a time when he's going to be very [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► very vulnerable [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► I don't really I i think it was a clumsy [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► thing to have so we meet again for the [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► last time for the first time but it's [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► like really that characters all about [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► well what if we make one if we have like [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► of say mostly robotic sixth floor that's [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► got like eight arms and 41 attachments [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► for his lightsabers and they'll go all [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► spinny and stabby sold don't waste time [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► on total give me his bro I don't need to [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► know what school he went from just show [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► me the spin east and west of the biggest [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► problem for things that are left out is [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► the same one that was for episode 2 [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► which is that there's this supposed [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► report and this Brotherhood Brotherhood [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► between obi-wan and Anakin and they're [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► all these great adventures they've gone [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► on and and fixes that Anakin's got no be [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► one out of and we hear about him and [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► they sound really cool but we don't get [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► to see that we can see them talk about [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► it in like short little clips i sat on [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► couch is a lot we saw that there were [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► here on the couch together we weren't [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► around someone's talking but I remember [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► that was two movies are those were good [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► times [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► those are great tile that couch on 02 [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► reticular doesn't count that one that [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► was an ottoman [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► so basically this is about the the [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► corruption mannequin and occasional [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► seating [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► yeah well we go back to the what made [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► the original trilogy successful the [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► original trilogy had many of these same [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► problems where it's like we don't you [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► know we we are too assuming that these [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► people have these adventures and these [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► people are fighting you know the [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► rebellion in between movies and all this [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► crazy stuff has happened [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► but the report on screen is so good that [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► we believe it [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► the difference is that interesting [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► things happened in those movies to know [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► interesting things happen in these they [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► were not sitting on the couch [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► they did not get eaten or attacked by a [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► wampa all of the interesting things [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► happen when we left the theater and went [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► away for a year [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► yeah and when a movie is working you [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► don't notice these things it's really [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► between working and not working sir [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► although again with a third movie in a [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► in a in a series as John said you can [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► use the momentum that you've built up to [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► do shorthand to get PE audience invested [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► and you had a moment if Penn that's the [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► problem here is that we General Grievous [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► is a blank Count Dooku at least we [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► remember him from the last movie but [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► he's he's barely did anything in the [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► last minute he doesn't last long enough [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► and he doesn't last long in this movie [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► and there's this other coughing robot [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► that's happening with lots of collected [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► lightsabers [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► um and so and so we don't see ya we we [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► don't have any of that momentum to use [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► here which is which is part of the [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► problem plus plus we know they're going [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► to rescue the bad guy [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► which means we know that this is all [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► addition the others don't need that the [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► funding the root problem of George Lucas [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► decided this was entirely going to be a [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► story about how Palpatine conned [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► everybody from the first you know ten [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► minutes of the Phantom Menace referring [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► to Palpatine essentially setting this [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► thing up this is the problem is that [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► it's all a sham and so as if you are I'm [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► like what you have it going to go save [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► Palpatine but it's always set up so you [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► know I I don't even have a rooting [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► interest like I do it like yeah they're [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► gonna say hon that's good we like on [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► it's like oh they're gonna go say [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► Palpatine because its ground it's a [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► fundamentally the problem with this is [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► fundamentally lazy because it's relying [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► on the fact that we are you guys all of [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► the episodes 4 5 & 6 right we're gonna [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► tell you the untold stories of how all [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► that came around but it turns out that [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► we're just going to connect the dots in [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► the most linear on surprising way that [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► we can think of just to get word [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► literally here to get from point A [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► Anakin Skywalker's a little kid to point [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► B Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader there [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► are no surprises thrown him but and [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► there's no there's no sense of it like [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► everyone in it [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► this has to be a dunce like for it to [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► work is you just it doesn't make any [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► sense everyone has to look stupid [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► there's nothing clever going on and does [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► after the fact that you know during it [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► doesn't feel true after the fact if you [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► examine it doesn't make any sense like [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► it is the worst that's why you know [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► jason said that he has difficulty [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► connecting this Vader with the the video [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► from the original trilogy in some ways [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► that's a blessing that I these movies [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► don't connect for me in any way but it [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► just shows like you haven't actually [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► explained how we got there those movies [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► start [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► everything is in place in those movies [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► is not explained by these three movies [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► 323 was ended by extrapolate far from [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► these movies it does not look like the [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► original trilogy like it just doesn't [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► look like that doesn't make any sense i [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► think these guys are all losers [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► everybody's stupid the Jedi are stupid [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► it Palpatine like well they're not [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► they're not necessarily stupid that the [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► weather one of the many failings of this [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► trilogy is that they never make you [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► think about how brilliant this plan to [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► basically get rid of the public and [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► established the Empire is my rear yeah [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► the idea the idea that i'm going to [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► slowly gained power i'm going to [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► basically create my own set of troops [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► are we are going to be like the heroes [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► to defend everybody people are going to [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► think that we've got these Jedi that are [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► actually commanding these troops were [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► actually we're just dispersing the Jedi [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► to make sure that they're gonna be [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► overwhelmed by 3230 clone troopers when [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► I need to get them all out of the way to [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► protect against this guy I admit this is [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► a case of your bored watching this [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► terrible movies you're writing a better [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► movie in its place but it was [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► potentially a really good plan [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► they just never because they were rather [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► much rather will have us and have us [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► believe that Anakin is this money I teen [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► tiger beat like chosen it's so tragic [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► and dusky that he's been tearing this [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► way to save the life of his love like no [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► that's I don't buy that either the [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► problem is that to Lucas in this [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► particular connect the dots game what's [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► important to him is the dots and not the [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► connections between them we have to have [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► the gym locker dot in this months ago to [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► show pakistan in the political science i [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► would say which you know like i said it [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► is one of the root problem here is that [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► is that it in fact as political science [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► it's bad political science because what [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► he's really doing is telling the rise of [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► Hitler allegory the idea with all of [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► these rises of dictators is everybody [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► goes along with it because it's a [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► gradual slide it is the parable of the [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► frog and the gradually boiling pot of [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► water you know the what ends up [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► opening is you turn around one day and [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► you realize oh my god we turned into an [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► empire but that's not what happens this [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► because that first that wouldn't be very [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► exciting series of science fiction [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► action movies I suppose it would be [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► boring political science but this is [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► already boring political science so what [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► we get is taxation again if you would [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► ask me at the beginning what's the [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► trilogy going to be about I'd be like [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► it's going to be about a kid who's [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► brilliant and he's gonna end and as the [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► lead the light of the Jedi is fading and [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► the light of the of the the Emperor he [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► is on the rise [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► he's torn between these two the fading [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► good guys and the rising bad guys and he [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► make some bad decisions that end him in [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► a really deep dark place because along [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► with the whole galaxy right [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► instead what we get as well it's really [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► a story about a dictator tricking [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► everybody so that he can rise to power [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► that is really what George Lucas thinks [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► these movies are about when I would our [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► take a step further and argue that that [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► you know even if that's what you thought [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► the movies were gonna be out about [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► Anakin's fall i would argue that they [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► shouldn't have been i think because it's [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► really well as we're going to see later [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► on in this movie it becomes really hard [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► especially in a Star Wars movie which [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► even if it gets dark is still supposed [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► to be sort of an adventure rights that's [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► really precise with a character who is [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► going to do terrible things really the [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► story in my mind and he's totally right [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► you're writing a better story to go [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► along should be about obi-wan breads [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► well it's kind it's the counter a [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► counterpoint of obi-wan and Anakin right [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► is ideally the story here is that one of [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► them is this person who is who has [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► always dreamed of being a Jedi but the [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► Jedi are fading out which is part of my [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► problem with this by the way is that in [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► the original trilogy you get the sense [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► that the Jedi have been fading away [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► where it's like well no it was more of a [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► lightsaber away in about 10 minutes [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► already more or less forgotten about the [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► Jedi by the time of episode 4 had ever [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► as we've covered this before that [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► everyone just forgot that i never seen [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► anyone has never seen what is this crazy [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► religion you're talking about the Jedi [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► are not allowed to be spoken of they [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► were and they were expunged in the [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► program's exactly and then a [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► counterpoint is obi-wan who's basically [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► soldiering one and and yard I suppose [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► soldiering on everything's falling apart [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► what is the last thing we have in the [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► last thing we have is to get us set up [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► for these kids [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► and that and sort of like I have to [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► retreat everything is sad but I'm going [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► to find a way through so that there's a [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► glimmer of hope for the future a new [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► hope in the future right and that's not [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► what we get but the problem is that [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► fundamentally what happens is that every [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► single important thing that goes on [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► every single piece of important [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► character development happens to Steve's [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► point about not connecting the dots [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► the problem is that the rationale for [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► every single thing from Anakin's fall to [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► the fall of the republic is it happened [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► because the script said so well right [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► there's no there is no connection there [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► is nothing there and it is to a [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► tangential point about the people forget [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► about Jedi was he usually used to watch [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► a recent episode of Star Wars rebels [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► which is quite entertaining and people [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► are talking about Jedi like ah yeah [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► those guys are fairy tales I'm like it's [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► been 15 years just misses like if you [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► forgot about like oh yeah [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► SEAL Team six right those guys are just [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► a myth that happened ten years ago where [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► the Jedi secret to agents [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► well if you weren't involved in a border [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► dispute I could see how you would not [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► have run out of the bed there enough [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► well I mean if you think about it if [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► you're talking about outer rim planets [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► right you've probably never seen a Jedi [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► again unless there's apparently they [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► need the internet there could be no [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► they're considered the mythical the [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► mythical saviors of the galaxy right and [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► then if you also put the Jedi in the [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► Jews situation for making a world war [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► two allegory do it like no I'm serious [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► like you put them you put them into the [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► slot into the the Jedi do slot and you [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► think about it haha yes you should stop [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► that presentation please the terms jus [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► days haha [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► boo alright alright you take that [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► hypothesis the Empire is probably like [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► we don't want to hear about Jedi's we [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► don't want Jedi's mentioned we don't so [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► if you grew up in that area you're not [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► going to talk about Jedi's you're not [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► going to hear about Jedi's because it's [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► basically a taboo topic the topic what [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► you get arrested are but even taboo [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► topics people know about them they know [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► they don't they know right engineers is [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► not long enough [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► they're not legends at that point right [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► there there there there memory that that [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► people talk about and it's but it's not [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► like faded they eventually would fade [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► into a legend but again that would be [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► after 50 years or fifteen hundred years [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► later that's one thing 15 years later [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► like I'm pretty sure people even on the [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► farm that the Galaxy would still believe [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► that those are actual things that [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► existed somewhere and John you mentioned [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► on the talk show [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► star wars episode about this at this [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► point that when Han Solo is talking to [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► obi-wan and Luke he's like talking about [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► the Jedi like they're just a rumor of a [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► crazy thing that happened a hundred [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► years ago he's been all over the galaxy [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► seen a lot of strange things he's never [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► seen anything that convince them to jedi [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► the force even exist as a thing like I [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► mean he was alive when the Jedi were [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► around here you know they had a whole [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► big temple on the the the main planet of [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► the Empire right big building has never [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► seen anything you donate conference room [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► he said he said I deniers a force desire [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► huh is a really effective disinformation [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► campaign [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► oh and we don't want to start with me we [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► can't root for the guy we feel you know [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► what he's gonna do terrible things I [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► think you can you just have to [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► understand why he's doing the terrible [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► things like that whole thing it's if [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► your main character is going to do [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► terrible things is going to end up [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► becoming evil you want to feel like boy [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► that's terrible but I kind of see wire [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► where he was coming from my name is [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► bringing up the Godfather me that's all [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► sorts of horrible things like that of [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► this is the dumbest person in the [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► universe right because you have to be [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► like you he makes bad choices but you [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► could totally understand where he's at [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► emotionally and why what it like it's a [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► difficult choice like it and then in [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► this movie you watchin is like no sane [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► person would make that choice and so you [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► can't empathize with them at all and so [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► now it's not that you're singing do bad [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► things you've seen him do bad things [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► inexplicably you're like lizards just [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► nuts [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► the shortcut it to write because the [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► murder of small children is like I was [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► nothing more evil in the murder of small [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► children that will convert everybody's [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► evil there's no real reason to do that [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► they couldn't kick puppies i kept copies [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► and kids would come on the screen here [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► to stop them but this puts a hybrid evil [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► now i'm turning Darth Vader for some [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► reason yeah let me let me kill some kids [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► that makes sense [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► Young's or worse of all of all the [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► people in that temple you want to go [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► against people who are your age where [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► justice skilled and trained if there's [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► some sort of apprentice Jedi's for about [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► half your height one-third your weight [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► and barely are trusted with a sword [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► that's if I gotta kill Jedi's that's [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► what I'm going first [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► ok Europe understand Jedi so those [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► babies are traders that traders the [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► Republic Andy yeah those kids know about [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► politics we you know what the little [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► dudes running around chopping at your [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► knees while you're fighting the [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► pls those kids were definitely old [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► enough to vote by the way less they put [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► the park they park their bikes in your [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► parking spot no matter how many times [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► you tell them not to [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► did you see that teenage Jedi fighting [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► off all those clone troopers it needed [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► to die he gave me lip to add a real [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► attitude i believe that was George [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► Lucas's son actually let me take a break [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► to tell you about mail route imagine a [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► world without spam viruses are bounced [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► email imagine opening your email and [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► seeing only the legitimate email you [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► want and need to receive mail route can [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► make that a daily reality they have for [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► you don't have to install any hardware [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► software you don't have to maintain [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► hardware/software all happens in the [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► cloud mail received your mail sorts it [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► and delivers only clean email to your [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► email server and mailbox [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► it's easy to setup reliable trusted by [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► the largest universities and [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► corporations as a desktop user like me [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► you'll find mail routes user interface [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► super simple and effective if you're an [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► email administrator or an IT [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► professional they built all of their [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► tools with you in mind there's even an [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► API for easy account management their [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► support for ldap an active directory TLS [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► male bagging outbound relay everything [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► you'd want from the people who are [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► handling your email you can start a [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► risk-free trial with no credit card [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► required you sign up you change your MX [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► records and you do need to know what [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► that is that means that they're going to [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► point the male to male route surface [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► first and then it passes on to you you [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► do that your mailbox and hardware are [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► completely protected it is simple and [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► effective there's no good reason not to [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► give it a try [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► everybody who listens to the [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► incomparable receives ten percent off [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► the lifetime of your account go to mail [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► route dot net / smell right now and you [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► can get ten percent off for the lifetime [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► of your mail route account now route [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► dotnet / smell [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► thank you so much to me around for [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► sponsoring being comfortable so the [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► crawl all over an hour and we've got [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► into the crawl ok we could cover we've [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► got covered a lot here i just i'm gonna [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► i'm gonna mention some things that [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► happened and then we can go from there [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► the again Palpatine's kidnapped [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► off-screen we do see early x-wings & Tie [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► Fighters and I wanted to use that as a [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► jumping off point to briefly discuss the [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► fact that there is an attempt made by [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► somebody in the art department [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► to tie this movie in yeah with a new [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► hope this this is very clear that they [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► are trying very hard so we get early [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► ships that look very much like x-wing [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► shifts that look like Thai fighters but [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► aren't quite there yet we see there are [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► cinnamon rolls on the side of padma his [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► head that are very ladylike and then [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► later in the movie we see Jimmy Smith's [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► traveling on a ship with white interior [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► that looks very much like the ship at [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► the beginning of a new hope so [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► there are instead i think it is is it [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► officially the same ship had to be [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► formulated yeah because it's captain [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► Antilles alright because they give the [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► gifts c-3po to him and have him have [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► have my just remember that there's a [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► bunch of those things i noticed subtler [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► indeed the displays in the jedis [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► fighters look exactly like the display [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► in Darth Vader's TIE fighter in episode [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► 4 the little circular like targeting [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► thing is not yeah same display as well [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► so they tried but it's kinda ham-fisted [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► in some places [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► well i don't know i like it in the same [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► way that i really like the music in [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► these movies i think the the designs for [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► the things are actually really good i [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► like the designs of the protostar [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► stories like the pro-x wings that the [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► Jedi fighters are little bit dorky it [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► kind of see what there is but like at I [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► think the sort of Mecca designs to use [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► the animator man in the entire prequels [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► for the most part are pretty good i mean [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► i don't really like the droids from the [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► prequels I don't really like most of the [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► robots but the ships are all pretty good [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► ships are pretty good work to make an [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► uncool starship it was really [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► interesting to see how they will do what [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► computer displays knowing that they have [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► to make it look that that like this was [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► 20 years before the technology that we [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► saw 1977 if i was able to exactly like [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► we have we have to do captain we have to [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► do Nixie tubes somehow in here and make [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► it look like it's a real thing i love [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► the evolution somewhere out there is [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► like no no these these multi-purpose LCD [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► displays these are the most useful way [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► display information Lincoln lights [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► arranged in a console CRT's should [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► really evolved from LCD that much harder [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► when you think about my drift there's a [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► terrible war i'm sure LCD panels are in [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► short supply [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► they just have to use old technology [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► maybe later fruit stuff for you you just [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► buy one of these old panels hooked up to [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► two Raspberry Pi the first time through [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► and maybe the second movie too [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► it was all about look what we can do [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► state-of-the-art [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► this movie it definitely feels like the [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► in the art direction like John said in [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► the art direction this movie is about [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► hinting at the original trilogy and [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► hinting especially episode for that day [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► there is an effort made by yeah i think [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► it's cool i think it's cool that [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► suddenly you're like hey wait a second [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► he's flying a ship that looks kind of [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► like Darth Vader's TIE fighter and those [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► look like x-wings and-and-and there [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► there's the superstructure of the death [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► star but I actually really liked the the [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► the freighter which is which I guess you [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► are the the the the ship that antilles [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► is on and and yeah Jimmy spits is on and [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► i like that because it's like hey we're [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► back where we started right I i like [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► seeing that it's the same problem as [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► Darth Vader where it's all shoved into [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► the last movie though like we didn't [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► build towards their like we got there [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► are moving more like oh crap well forgot [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► to mention these connect that's the [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► that's the whole movie is this which is [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► like oh jeez we squandered 10 movies and [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► now we gotta put it all in here all [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► right this is the last season of lost [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► squished into 12 an hour and 20 minutes [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► i thought i was going to say like just [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► gonna say was like George George Lucas's [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► term paper is due the next games play [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► crap I gotta finish this all three hours [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► he didn't say craft and he said no [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► jugular was that you will see the do we [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► see the proto Empire Imperial uniforms [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► anywhere else but the last scene because [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► that definitely fill out of nowhere and [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► almost on the Taylor said quick because [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► it becomes outfits whipped up we need [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► them for the final scene i know i'm like [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► you guys have epaulets and everything [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► else I'm like that whole planet of the [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► healers putting together outfits through [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► the time he does cuz Palpatine has the [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► Imperial Guards the red guys are like [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► ready to go you know if we wanted to ask [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► Dexter jettster about a planet full of [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► taylor's new learners they probably [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► wouldn't that's right as anyone I think [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► I can you don't admire Palpatine's [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► plotting not only does he raise that [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► clone army but he does have new uniforms [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► ready to go so small himself that man is [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► what is it is like opening a restaurant [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► you do a soft launch just to get the [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► bugs out and then you open the doors for [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► these for the reefer the galaxy alright [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► we're wearing these great things now yes [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► yes all right he's got the appetizers [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► got the people to where the boss [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► Marnie alright you gonna tell us what [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► these Chiclets on our chests actually [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► mean or no it's it's tough here that's [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► all uniforms [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► it's a style thing that that was I i [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► remember i distinctly remember in the [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► theater watching episode 3 and let the [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► point where I kind of gave up on the [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► movie was oh so not only are we seeing [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► wookies we are absolutely seeing [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► Chewbacca is just and it's not like this [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► not as though that he just like [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► accidentally showed up in episode 4 with [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► no connection at the ok that is I don't [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► think to the audience [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► I have a note to that and the effect it [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► to that effect which reads Chewbacca [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► medio de this sounds like somebody's [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► fanfiction yeah did you did you know [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► that apparently in an earlier draft of [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► the movie they were supposed to be a [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► ten-year-old Han Solo as well on issues [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► on consumers sorry cousin because you [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► have a lot of sense it's it's like it's [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► really so at some point like they wanted [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► to come up with a master list of [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► everything we liked about the Holy [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► trilogy and decided to throw sand on [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► every gear in those mechanisms it's [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► important [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► well into the wookies they avoided [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► ruining the wookies until this film and [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► management's thanks guys [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► the Braves a brave warrior race there [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► was another among the last fall away i [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► agree that i like the ship design in [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► this movie [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► what I dislike is the way that we are [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► introduced to the ship designs which is [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► that at the beginning of every single [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► scene there's a cgi establishing shot of [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► some sort of landscape and we get to see [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► this ship swoop in from the side and we [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► have a close-up at 44 sometimes as much [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► as 35 minutes i actually I'm not 35 35 [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► seconds [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► don't you got like that like 35 minutes [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► that I actually went through all the 50 [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► chapter stops on my DVD and of those [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► 5022 of them start off with one of these [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► sweeping cgi shots [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► well it just goes to the same point [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► about laziness this entire movie is lazy [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► from step one the shots are very static [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► they're the same all the dialogue is [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► very much the same like it's just they [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► just they just kind of pounded it out [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► Michael weekend but the shots they do [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► nothing but show off the visual effects [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► and get me started about the fight [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► choreography fight choreography is [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► terrible yet to your point about visual [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► effects and is that watching i watch [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► this movie to X and O man when you watch [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► something into x2 [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► see frames-per-second you know what else [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► is 60 frames per second video cutscenes [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► specifically in video anything in this [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► office so the vast majority of this [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► movie already you know that the cjis is [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► if he will you play it back at 60 frames [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► per second you can really tell what's [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► what's terrible cgi and what little bits [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► are real people and that kind of blends [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► together is the worst part of that is [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► the the clone troopers like there's no [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► reason yeah for all those clone troopers [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► to BCG you can put a guy in a plastic [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► suit we have met technology actually [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► looks pretty darn good especially when [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► like you don't even see that it's just a [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► torso in the background and it's the [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► Lucas digital you know a sort of [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► changing history after the fact diseases [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► like I like to see him but it'd be [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► better if we had a clone trooper in the [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► background sure we could just put a male [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► he could have had a guy standing over [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► the sink now what well Adam and post [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► with the end like it is just it they [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► look so bad what's damning John is that [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► even worse you can go back to the real [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► original trilogy and find places where [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► all those stormtroopers exist in matte [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► paintings and they still look better [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► management because they're just too darn [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► close like there-there close-up [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► background filler but your eye is drawn [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► to them because you you get shiny not [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► right and it's like it's just it's not a [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► giant ship it's not a huge fist of a [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► city you can't build it's a guy wearing [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► plastic just go to a con and pull out [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► one of the cosplayers are bare [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► ya know they're all so yeah so the early [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► x-wings are there that the piloted by [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► clone clone troopers so we get our Lara [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► are Jango Fett actor gets to continue or [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► his face digital compositing only [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► african place in this movie yet police [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► screens within green screens Anakin and [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► obi-wan scrape off some droid bugs I [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► thought that was a interesting i've seen [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► right there's a scene where three of [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► them are worrying about how to get the [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► things off like our to both of them are [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► like looking over at ob one ship and I'm [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► like well why are they not watching [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► where they're going there in the middle [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► of a dogfight there in this big battle [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► but apparently there's no danger don't [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► you know flying is for droids flying is [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► for droids they don't need to actually [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► pay attention to where they're going no [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► they're too busy scripting off the bugs [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► you want to talk about as tragedy are [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► you know the one reason why we really [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► don't care about these these characters [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► at all is our five who is you know [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► supposedly OB ones closest [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► right companion we've seen him with our [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► 54 most movies are five gets killed the [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► first meets a tragic [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► yeah his trash can come and even won't [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► be one just says oh well I hope he has a [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► mac know what care for you if you love [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► your astromech droid back him up daily [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► yeah he hates that robot let's just be [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► honest here I hope you have a backup [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► want to talk to him for all of episode 2 [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► he has now is no dispute exposition to [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► which just means he'll have to talk less [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► so you so like there's a point at which [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► you just intentionally drop your iphone [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► 4s in the toilet because you really want [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► the iphone 6 so the other thing I kind [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► of informatics seen that again is [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► totally inferred and not spelled out is [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► are we supposed to get the idea that [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► Anakin has basically been promoted to [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► early because the Jedi are being pressed [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► into service and he's like you know we [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► sort of later on with his whole argument [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► about not becoming a master get this [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► idea that like yeah he's really good and [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► everything but it also is it supposed to [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► feel like oh man they promoted him too [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► fast because he we really need more Jedi [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► because we're fighting this big war was [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► not chosen one thing like he's supposed [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► to this first movie had some BS about [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► chosen on you i guess we have to like [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► promote a minor is the main character we [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► have to promote him know it's the [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► Chancellor the Chancellor is somehow [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► screwing with our minds and forcing us [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► to do this and we feel kind of kind of [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► bad i guess i guess we have to do this [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► so they landed me in the little landing [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► Bay thing which has got the magnetic [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► shields on my way gonna start going out [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► yeah I'm saying about the space battle [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► we have that in the interest of [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► continuity we do have a scene where [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► Anakin avoid some missiles by spinning [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► it turns out that actually was a good [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► track payoff a payoff and and is somehow [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► the Trade Federation hasn't really [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► upgraded its droids in all the years [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► that it's been doing stuff either didn't [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► really learn from its yeah but that's [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► not the problem with this [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► they're still dominant after they land [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► and horses the the lesson we should have [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► learned from especially episode 1 is it [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► a week enemies are boring it's a replay [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► of episode guide say they go in there [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► and start slicing and dicing those [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► droids like okay yeah we get it there [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► weekend amis they're not a threat to you [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► my notes just same more droid saber [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► father that's it's just like oh these [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► guys they're stupid and a waste of [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► everyone's time [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► that's the latest reason I the same [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► thing battle droids are still use [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► listen includes our Father like it's the [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► same it's just let's put these two giant [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► armies here with no steaks because out [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► those guys are robots and those guys are [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► clones who really cares about anything [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► that you would even think their arms [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► would be getting tired of it by this [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► point that hire help to go could you [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► just mow down these droids because like [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► really they're not a threat but it's [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► just my arm is getting so tired from [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► these drugs and have just really a lot [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► of work i love that line from obi-wan [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► about the clones they're doing their job [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► so we can do ours and their job is to [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► explode basic job is to die without [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► honor we see them a Klingon voice it [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► sounds like you need to say that the [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► Klingon voice there is no honor and [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► dying is a close they are going to die [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► with no honor the owners they're cloners [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► all these cloners we gotta put another [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► order in for more korean food loners [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► best corners and so we got some elevator [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► shenanigans there's lots of really [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► exciting stuff involving elevators and [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► that's what I look for in a Star Wars [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► movie is some elevator and many [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► elevators they blow the top off it goes [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► down it comes back up i find it [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► interesting that the one new trade [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► federation do they introduced is no [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► longer in Asian stereotype but a surfer [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► dude I guess there's nothing they can do [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► about nute Gunray at this moment they [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► sure i'm gonna throw any more new [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► insulting Asian characters into no I [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► library i wrote down how come r2 d2 [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► needs a comlink he's a joy i wrote that [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► to why does are you having my radio in [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► parentheses for stupid comedy moments [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► later [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► yeah all those rockets and oil injectors [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► that he uses but why why he's a robot [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► why does he have a human walkie-talkie [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► we didn't complain about this in episode [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► 4 really need to close down the garbage [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► mashers yes because they give him [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► see-three-pee-oh as a hand 3pl Threepio [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► doesn't have a comlink although he [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► really should be showed against Michelle [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► because of organs he doesn't because [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► need very little difference is they're [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► using the Death Star's communication [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► system so that they might not be wired [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► up to that this is like they're trying [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► to be in touch with each other and they [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► give our two of walkie-talkie it just [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► seems weird to me no cellphones a long [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► time ago in a galaxy far far [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► ok it's pretty cool at all of those [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► decks of heavy metal don't actually [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► interrupt the signal of the walking out [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► dessert initially wanted Jackie spaces [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► your phone too because like part of the [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► joke is like he's supposed to be holding [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► the thing and he's got it on speaker or [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► then the voice comes in other choices [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► here him right just real offense to in [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► this film is they make are too and they [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► make our to the joke like what exactly [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► yes I know although i will say the scene [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► where he does the guys in oil and then [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► set them on fire was actually kind of [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► bomb [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► I oh yeah i agree although the slap [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► stickiness of it did not need to be [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► there no but I felt like God you setting [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► guys on fire [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► that's amazing magic happen all the time [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► flexible metals and but yeah you know [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► everybody figured okay we've established [TS]