The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► it's not brain science its rocket [TS]

00:00:02 ◼   ► surgery [TS]

00:00:03 ◼   ► this is the ice pirates higher the [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► incontrovertible number 240 marriage [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► 2015 i am jason Snell we're back with [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► another bad movie 1984 is the ice [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► pirates let me introduce our panel David [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► lure sign in letters from this news we [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► get letters [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► oh wait wrong very much so that is the [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► wrong show and person and person of lots [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► a whole Jason how be you are wait i'm [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► supposed to be a nice pirate / are [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► terrible met Monty Ashley hello I'm [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► making a noise like an ice cube [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► wow that is so good pretty good pretty [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► Andy taco sign-in I'd like to have a [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► funny quip but to do so I would have I [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► would need the ability to feel joy with [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► exchange the movie tonight kinda burned [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► out of me I'll be okay tomorrow but I [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► just split I don't disappear but I'll be [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► okay [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► I i have to believe I'll be okay Joseph [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► rosenstiel hello hello spring water [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► I can smell it sorry that was my don't [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► siracusa you again you know to movies [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► into this series and i'm already [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► questioning why why are you doing these [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► episodes again the question it is a good [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► question is asking very good question [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► self-flagellation myself earlier and now [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► i am asking i but i don't have an answer [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► I for one am surprised that you do you [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► went along with that happen [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► I must be very persuasive in my let's [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► watch terrible movies the ice pirates is [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► a film from 1984 starring TVs Robert [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► Urich and Moon TVs Mary Crosby and TVs [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► Ron Perlman and team televised awards [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► shows Bruce Vilanch was Ron Perlman on [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► TV at this point i don't i don't know it [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► is that this whole thing this whole [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► thing is a very strange that the tone of [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► it the way it's lit and shot it feels [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► very TV even [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► no I know it's a movie the credits feel [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► like they're right out of murder she [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► wrote exactly the baby still legally [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► still frame grams under the greatest [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► like I I you're just like rubbing my [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► face that's a movie at this point that [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► you basically see you basically shot [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► this like an a-team and that was it [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► you have a budget of this film was [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► reportedly nine million dollars or even [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► less than Star Wars years I can tell 7 [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► million dollars that was spent on [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► cocaine that's yeah that's yeah what was [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► the street price back they had to pay [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► for Robert Urich so you know Spencer [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► fair no higher it's right there on the [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► night before that was before Spencer and [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► vegas had like a dollar sign in the [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► title so that should have been a tip [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► yeah i mean even see what your mind and [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► you had manimals Michael D Roberts so [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► use from animal he was for manually when [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► I knew I liked that guy would be from [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► animal maybe yeah yeah that was all [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► ahead of him at this point so there's a [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► there's a crawl like Star Wars this is [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► the moment where there's nothing you're [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► actually sort of like Star Wars there's [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► a lot of moments in this movie where you [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► can tell someone was thinking let's put [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► this in [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► it's sort of like Star Wars i agree that [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► definitely happens that I have a moment [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► later which will get to where I where I [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► realized oh my god they're trying to be [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► star wars here and it's it is not good [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► but it starts to crawl we're told that [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► in the galaxy of water is the only thing [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► left of value i don't really understand [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► how that could possibly and you know [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► people are made mostly of water and you [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► have to bring things or you die [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► and yet we are told just suffice it to [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► say water is the only thing that's [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► because we've been squandering our [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► hydrogen and oxygen [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► this is the cautionary tale folks was [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► supposedly the direct result of an [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► interstellar war and I'm not entirely [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► certain how interstellar war causes [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► galactic drought the layers boil water [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► and it evaporates and then it's gone [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► forever and never to return [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► I i kept thinking that the engines on [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► their rocket ships probably produce so [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► much water just from the camera assuming [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► that chemical rockets like the byproduct [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► of the reactions and their engines [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► should just be producing tremendous [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► massive water all the time to the entire [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► course of the movie [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► and they're not interested in it i just [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► kept wondering how much water an entire [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► galaxy needs [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► yeah because I know about how much a [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► planet needs their only six planets I'll [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► ok stripes and I'm top 71 is God [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► yeah there were 7 71 is gone now in the [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► galaxy where the Pirates have a moon [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► because there are only six planets right [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► arm is the worst battlestar galactica [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► I've ever seen [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► I i see i thought you were going to say [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► that's the worst episode of firefly [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► because it's got a little bit of that [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► little bit of that vibe to it so there [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► are graced episode of red dwarf to there [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► are gray robots they're ugly and they [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► walk around now I think the robot design [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► and this is actually kind of cool but I [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► supposed to be battled I did you buy [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► them for one second as fighters may be [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► there this must be like hockey goalies [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► will notice that they don't fight very [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► well but but i think they look roboti [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► they look like baby little body that [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► will robot robot hardigree really look [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► at that look like a person instead look [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► like they'd be comfortable to lie down [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► on top of lecture was like video games [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► the price and soft and squishy I thought [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► they were ok if you do if you squint a [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► little bit so that you can see like the [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► flex in the material I at least on their [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► kind of creepy looking and and vaguely [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► robot desk [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► all right i'll give you a give me creepy [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► looking although i think they should [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► they should have gotten the guy who did [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► the robot designed to make a second one [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► was my opinion although they're the most [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► of their for comic relief so i guess the [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► fact that they are hilariously bad works [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► towards their everything like they're [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► not you're not supposed to take them [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► seriously no one is supposed to be [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► scared of the robots they're they're [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► entirely there for comic relief which [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► they may not be successful at but that's [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► kind of how i can excuse how terrible [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► there I i think the focus pulling is for [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► comic relief i think the key gripping of [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► this movie is for comic relief i don't [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► think that they succeeded any of those [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► III the problem with a grey robots is [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► that their that they're all just kind of [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► uniformly the one you know colors of the [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► material they cast the robots in and so [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► there's nothing really interesting [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► except for the black one Jason thanks [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► for the black for the perfect it's [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► perfect [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► they're they're interesting in the sense [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► that they are these kind of chunky [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► blocky robots but you know they're not [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► they're not shiny like Star Wars droids [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► there was it is a star wars thing where [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► everything is kind of junkie and falling [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► card like they're going tonight sort of [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► gritty dirty space angle where it's like [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► the robots aren't you know instead of [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► robots being these cleaning machines [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► that you know like that the typical like [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► sort of fifties and sixties cyber what [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► these are the post Star Wars robots were [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► there kind of hunk of junk in there that [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► need to be repaired and they're breaking [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► all the time you know I don't think [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► everything falling apart was on purpose [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► lo ok yeah they said there's student [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► there's two ways to do the junkie future [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► one is you spend a lot of money to build [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► some things and make them look really [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► bad and the other is just released until [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► John don't you there's a junk out there [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► and see anybody noticed that underscores [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► like when the first notes i have on this [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► movie which is that this is like all [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► rental movie was like don't break that [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► gun it's rented don't know put your face [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► in that part of the set [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► it's rented everything is like even the [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► music is just like catalog music from [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► Simon that Simon catalog but my clothes [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► the peak carpenter catalog i think where [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► the music comes from keep in mind i made [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► this note about the robot design being [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► kind of cool in the very opening segment [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► where everything is dark and you can't [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► actually see them very well [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► was this before or after the poop joke [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► because throughout the trial of the [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► families fresh off the credits we get a [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► pooping alien may be your last [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► yeah that's like that you know what this [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► movie is about yeah it's really ok so [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► that that's a bathroom that's got [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► multiple styles but there are no doors [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► on the stalls what kind of crazy alien [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► universe is this i mean i know there can [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► be a dork is we need to be able to see [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► him because that's the joke but i mean [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► i'd say it's the law firm from ally [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► mcbeal exactly that that's the way a [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► lien is like adjacent racist also does [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► that door out of the bathroom lead to a [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► landing Bay or something because they [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► come straight from the ship into the [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► bathroom [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► well that's the first place you want to [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► stop yeah you've just gotten off your [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► ship you want to you know instead of [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► flushing do you just open the airlock [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► and let everything sort of fly ash is [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► having their way through the holder you [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► put the bathroom up against the bulkhead [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► because nobody you know wants to see out [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► there but there's a convenient door [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► right there [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► oh sure ok but but but point out that [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► have you ever seen a bathroom look at in [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► your house right now the bathrooms are [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► all on exterior parts of the house where [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► their windows to the outside true how [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► many old and they acknowledge this [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► about to have a bathroom did you see any [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► bathrooms and Star Wars where all those [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► people poop nobody else that's true when [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► we know where these guys poop right away [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► yeah you need a banker job I don't think [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► it's not really a poop joke they have [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► this whole setup nights like the first [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► thing that they dedicate time to is the [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► gag where they all walked pass until the [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► guy behind you take care of it like [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► that's that's their big opening gambit [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► for humor i do like that the alien is [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► reading a space magazine though [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► yeah it's I tried to get a good freeze [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► frame on it to see what it was and as [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► far as I could tell us something like [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► Star stunners so and he's up to no good [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► and yeah he's looking at a girlie mag my [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► theory is that this is the one mass is [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► the one mascara that they had actually [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► custom-made force the one mass they paid [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► the most for because you see that same [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► mask like an eight other seen that guy [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► keeps on coming back but this is the [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► only alien that we get a lower body for [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► I don't think we ever see anything below [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► the head is so we can't we can't go off [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► the pooping alien just yet i wanted to [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► Steve's got 20 minutes on this might my [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► severe disappointment that they chose to [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► pipe in normal human sounding fart [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► noises rather than coming up with some [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► interesting comments or fart noises have [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► valid with humans fart noises it's like [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► the the enterprise in space how are you [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► going to know what it is if it doesn't [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► sound like it you could guess he's in [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► the bathroom do we have that you doing [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► for Obama alien looks embarrassed wages [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► hand in front of his face as excuse me I [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► was intended to set of public domain [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► special-effects sounds have an alien [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► fart noise then you might have heard it [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► you had nine million dollars guys put a [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► little money doesn't play some Daft Punk [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► it'll be fine that's robot carding they [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► put all that money toward the special [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► effects like that shot where there's a [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► spaceship surrounded by light gray box [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► that moves in a spaceship designs are [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► like the least least imaginative space [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► shit like they're I don't understand [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► that make sure have copied star wars and [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► battlestar galactica way more with these [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► spaceships was afraid of sort of looks [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► like a doc droid turn on its side i have [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► a note that says the spaceship flies [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► away from me series of grey boxes that [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► that's just like many of these ships are [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► literally just like rail cars just want [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► to say something nice about this movie [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► though after the pooping seen I [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► the movies starting like you just said [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► something nice about this mound you know [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► they after the potency know my feeling [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► when I'm watching because I've seen this [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► movie a million times but all when I was [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► a kid and I'm watching it again and the [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► feeling of having now has nothing to do [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► with the feelings I've ever had as a kid [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► i'm seeing a young ron perlman and young [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► anjelica huston and thinking look they [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► were young and beautiful once and it [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► gave me a warm fuzzy feeling it's not [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► that I didn't even feel bad for them [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► being this movie I like that's anjelica [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► huston and you know whatever they [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► probably like after 10 years old [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► yeah it's weird seeing my province or [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► little guy has seen everyone is handsome [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► and young and non wrinkled and get Joey [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► except john carroll gets better [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► oh god will get there but do we even [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► know even weirder is the fact that in [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► this dump of a movie they all put in [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► good performances what I do that's my [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► ultimate every are young and beautiful [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► let's just leave it at that [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► they're giving awful things to say and [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► do but at the same time they they put [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► themselves into these roles as bad as [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► these roles and Spencer tries to be [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► charismatic and like a meanness i like i [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► like Robert urokinase I thought he was I [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► thought he was fine I I said right off [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► the bat i love Robert Urich i miss [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► Robert Urich I watched him in all kinds [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► of crappy shows and like until Spencer [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► everything got cancelled [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► he really gives his all he's just fun [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► he is that the off brand TV Han Solo in [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► this right here is like three levels [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► below hands like God is all indiana [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► jones to more people and then him and [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► him yeah he definitely definitely did a [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► lot of up with proper body work for for [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► later on safety knew this gonna be a lot [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► of open shirt work here so I i did i did [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► i don't think that he was embarrassed [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► himself in his performance i do think [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► this was a very much [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► ok I've signed to do this I was [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► optimistic when I read the script [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► clearly this is not going to be a movie [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► that does anything for me but I'm going [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► to try to get out of this was something [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► you dignity if not a whole lot of effort [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► but i have but i agree that a joke i [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► didn't let that is that was one of my [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► notes to Angelica Huston is actually [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► pretty good in this she's an interesting [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► character in this probably because the [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► movie was very very kind did not give [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► her a whole lot to do and she's wearing [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► man [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► max outfit certain and regular well i'm [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► not convinced that giving your all is [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► necessarily a good thing I would point [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► to Bruce Vilanch who gives quite a lot [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► you get slandered effort is evil inches [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► his way through this very nicely [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► yeah he finds himself in this movie [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► basically crystallized doesn't have a [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► lot to give so giving his all is frankly [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► not that impressive actual Bruce Vilanch [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► is not surrounded by ladies quite as [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► often as this movie would suggest people [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► i will say that i saw as i saw his name [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► in the opening credits of my eyes were [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► open for right I i had he doesn't appear [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► too late movie I thought okay is he in [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► drag as that frog lady because I can [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► totally see some casting Bruce Vilanch [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► as the frog lady sitting on Robert [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► Europe you know Bruce Vilanch when you [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► see him he's jumpy jumps right out at [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► you you feel like you can smell it when [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► you see them on screen here so that we [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► have those wonderful mad Joe do you want [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► to say anything about the wonderful it's [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► wonderful it's about about those those [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► gray boxes surrounding those ships now [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► it's just that it's 1984 and this is [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► abysmal and even the mid-eighties and as [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► I'm terrible [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► that was my thought was was you know [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► Ghostbusters was this year [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► back to the future is a year away those [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► are movies with pristine special effects [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► but I felt like they were trying and [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► this does not feel like they're really [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► trying again battlestar galactica was [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► really good at reusing effects from [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► other things even to get something [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► well crawl was a lie by the co-writer of [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► this film came out a year earlier and I [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► don't remember it feeling this cheesy [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► and it's also a bad movie but I i [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► remember they're actually being good [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► background you're remembering courtly [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► must be that's what i did see when I was [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► a kid this one I just thought that's [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► what this movie is about the space stuff [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► is so like it to its credit can be they [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► don't have the money for it to be right [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► it's about running around on soundstages [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► yeah i would like a little tiny bit [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► Jason doing they had nine million [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► dollars 109 million dollars of cocaine [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► was very expensive and i think not only [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► the cocaine but think about how much [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► money they had to pay the Golden Globes [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► people for the for that award season [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► this was the early eighties jama to sac [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► commands a premium to he does i think [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► this movie is only half star wars rip [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► off the other half is [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► pirate movie rentals oh sure right out [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► good friend Max ripoff and an admission [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► he wishes it was time bandits obviously [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► that's not and then also there's a alien [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► later on we'll just see a movie and says [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► we have to do alien do something like [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► that except not as good [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► did you get the feeling this is a story [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► that really went through like studio [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► executive process where at some point [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► that some point there might have been an [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► interesting sort of science fiction [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► story that was originally written and [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► there's no star wars is hot cool can you [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► make it more star wars ii and then and [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► then there was there was in the early [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► eighties there was like a big because of [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► the the kevin kline Linda Ronstadt [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► version of pirates of penzance that [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► central park that became a row of good [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► movie it was actually like a vote for [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► pirate movie so then the studio [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► executives after you know leading up [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► from his mirrored coffee table tops as a [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► pirate stuff making a pirate space the [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► no i don't i don't think so now this [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► reads to me more like a bunch of comedy [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► writers had some good ideas for [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► space-related gags and I said can we got [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► like five good gags make a movie to tie [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► those five gags together and that's what [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► it's really like more or less like a [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► science fiction movie that was sort of [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► like water down your perverted and more [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► like a bunch of comedy writers had some [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► ideas and they managed to get them into [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► a movie [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► yeah I cut it lurches from what it [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► thinks is a set-piece to what it what it [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► thinks is a set piece and occasionally [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► you get a scene that's ripped directly [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► out of history of the world part one but [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► then you get back to sort of the star [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► wars be seen and then sort of a pirate [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► the scene and then it does have a [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► certain charm like I mean if you give [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► example in having any of the movie when [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► he sees the what's-her-name inside the [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► little tube sleeping or whatever and he [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► walks up to it and he opens it up and he [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► blows off the smoke and then he leans [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► down her and the first thing does it [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► takes his finger and tries to peek down [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► her shirt that that is that's a good [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► comedy space movie movies you didn't [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► expect it integrates well it's gonna be [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► all series is going to look at our maybe [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► mr. like nothing goes right for the [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► shirt and then they make jokes about [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► raping people [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► yeah I really turned me off with this [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► but this thing really confused because I [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► i think i think i might have seen it as [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► a kid in the theatres or i might be just [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► remembering the trailer when I was a kid [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► I remember this as being supposedly a [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► comedy movie and there were like 5-10 [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► minutes were nothing comedic [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► 1990-91 a joke that doesn't land i'm [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► saying that here's a five or ten minutes [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► structure there isn't a joke there is a [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► funny situation there's any tension [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► there just tried there's being a really [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► bad like drama and I didn't have enough [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► jokes to fit and I I expected this to be [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► a movie that was like something like [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► spaceballs like trying way too hard to [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► stuff as many jokes in as possible and [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► it was not that it was it was a light [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► touch and there are some funny moments [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► and there are a couple moments where I [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► laughed out loud but it's it is i mean [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► it is mostly like a light pirate movie [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► that happens to be said in space and has [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► some jokes which is it's weird it's not [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► at all what I expected [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► I gotta say this this was not was not by [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► any stretch of the imagination a good [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► movie but I was thoroughly entertained [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► by this film and that's more than I can [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► say for some of the films that we [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► watched for this podcast and I feel [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► exactly the opposite [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► are we still in the opening credits yeah [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► that's so the crawl [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► we're past the poop okay Gillian we got [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► pirates we got people in chainmail armor [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► which I had totally forgotten that [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► people have swords in this movie again [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► they met they just rented whatever they [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► cooked laser guns and metal story i know [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► it's just right out of right essentially [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► you know the Templars are medieval [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► knights and in fact there are lasers [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► that are occasionally used lasers [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► I think lasers maybe shot with something [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► that involves water because there's [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► obviously a shortage of lasers because [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► most people just have swords and that [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► throughout the movie I'm like if you're [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► firing off lasers why do you have these [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► given give the robots user give the [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► robots guns instead of storage yes but [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► like the whole idea is that it's pirates [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► and and that whole premise is so [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► ridiculous and again it's like it so [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► much cheaper to just go into the props [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► chop and say you've got chain mail from [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► like the robin hood movie is great we're [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► done done put those I put those other [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► guys given breathtaking looking swords [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► done don't worry about it [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► the maid outfit is right out of like [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► open that you know maid outfit from it's [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► an english movie that's it [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► no not modified in anyway just use it as [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► is i measure producer yelling at someone [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► saying star wars had swords we can have [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► swords and we make them laser II and [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► glowing no money for now we ran out of [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► high [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► I know we're a little sore we're gonna [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► use these so it's okay [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► the robots have swords you have a gun [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► yeah the robots the rover festival [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► rather tape recorder [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► I'm so excited to tell you about our new [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► sponsor for the uncomfortable i use it i [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► love it its slack slack is a messaging [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► platform for teams at work we use it for [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► the incomparable we use it at relay FM [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► when I left macworld I left an office [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► environment behind my human interaction [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► slowed to a crawl pretty much children [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► at my kids school and the occasional [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► adult but you know what I'm not cut off [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► from the world because i'm on slack on [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► the Real afm selection among the [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► incomparable slack jail i'm keeping in [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► touch with people formulating great [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► podcast ideas with these great people [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► using slack slack as a messaging [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► platform for teams at work brings all [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► your communications into one central [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► place everything is searchable [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► everything is searchable it's available [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► on any device I've got on my iphone my [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► ipad I've got on my Mac I use it all the [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► time throughout the day instead of [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► having disparate communications where [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► there's stuff an email and I am and [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► skype and all these different places [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► everything is happening in slack it's [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► easy to search its integrated with all [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► the tools and services you're already [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► using in your organization Google Drive [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► Google Hangouts dropbox Trello github [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► stripe jira mailchimp they're all [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► integrated we even have an animated gifs [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► or is a gift I'll let you decide tool [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► that we use all the time just to [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► entertain ourselves it's amazing more [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► than half a million people and more than [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► 60,000 different teams are using slack [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► every day including not just relay and [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► not just the incomparable but Airbnb New [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► York Times ebay yelp adobe even the [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► icecube neutrino observatory at the [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► South Pole slacks mission is to make [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► people's working life simpler more [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► pleasant more productive i can tell you [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► it has worked for me I think it can work [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► for you [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► so here's what you need to do visit [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► slack calm / Snell to create a new team [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► you'll get a hundred dollars in credit [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► you can use when you decide to upgrade [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► to a paid plan but before upgrading you [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► can use slack slight plan with an [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► unlimited number of users as long as you [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► like for free so there is no reason not [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► to give it a spin with your team and you [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► will be impressed [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► so once you're impressed you get a [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► hundred dollars in credit to upgrade [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► visit slack calm / [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► now for that I think you owe it to you [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► and your team all your colleagues to [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► check out slack and thank you too slack [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► for becoming a sponsor of the [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► uncomfortable i love it and i am glad [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► not only that there are sponsored but [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► they are in my life now it makes this [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► isolated person in their garage feel [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► connected to the world and to the rest [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► of my team all over the world so the [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► credits I as I said feel very Murder She [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► Wrote we talk about the space toilet [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► that there is a sensors of a robot by [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► going up onto the ceiling because robots [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► don't look up [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► come on but this one uh-huh the guards [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► are wearing chain mail just like that [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► when a radioshack though so probably [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► doesn't know this one's head its head [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► does not tilt upwards so it's better and [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► guards are wearing chain mail because [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► they're the Templars and they're like [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► knights and looked right at it right out [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► of the Holy Grail yeah yeah yeahs either [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► yeah exactly right there's a lady a tube [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► what do you do when you see a lady in a [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► to be open the tube peeked under dress [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► basic that's possible smoking for some [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► reason that she is never explained as i [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► was actually concerned for the actress [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► because i thought this is not the sort [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► of budget movie that actually fakes [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► how can we do this safely for the actors [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► and she'll be fine I'll be fine dear sir [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► it was actually it's just cigarette [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► smoking but if you start to choke just [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► wait for something that will get you out [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► yeah so the sword fights gray robots [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► fight other gray robot swinging swinging [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► on a rope i rolled my iron movie [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► you gotta send a rope swinging on a rope [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► is star wars and I kind of an electrical [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► cable and swing it instead of shooting [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► is this command like oh don't don't [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► bother with that doesn't get down there [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► and it's just like that [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► sure swinging on a rope covers both star [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► wars and pirate movies so it's a 24 yeah [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► well that's the swashbuckling you know [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► tradition that's what they're both gone [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► for all this movie commits to a little [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► more and you know the whole the gag with [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► he gets his toe cut off he got the [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► Schwarzenegger line I guess I got you [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► pegged where the Gulf held on something [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► you know everything [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► yeah I just stole these boots I love [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► that the alarm that's that he that the [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► guard is reaching for is literally just [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► this box that they put on top of the [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► desk like it's not even like 300 [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► anything [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► yeah probably doesn't mean i don't think [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► they made any props for this [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► okay i think makes concession positively [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► waiting said it's all rented that Mellie [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► that but I I had it I had to do some [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► editing some googling to remember that [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► all you have that the those like blue [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► plastic comb things that are like the [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► computer terminals i remember those [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► electronic games right was like trying [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► to concentration game they make it not a [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► nice joke later where the weapons [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► terminal on the pirate ship is literally [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► an arcade video game and that you kids [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► like video games [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► yeah oh that's so bad it's so bad i [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► don't know why you said that was a nice [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► joke [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► well so here's what I'm saying is they [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► they try to make the joke but I sell [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► cell phones attract new let me show you [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► the invaders so we'll say that and then [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► we'll we'll have it put up you know [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► conflict contest over at the end of it [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► yeah you know that the bar for jokes in [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► 1984 was set a little lower than any [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► sophisticated times yes you could just [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► say her p and call it a joke and people [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► would accept that [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► ya can't do that anymore well what [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► happened this time around [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► how about a non-permanent pointing into [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► the room saying I think we should go [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► here and then his hand gets cut off that [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► i would say something that a movie like [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► this probably wouldn't do like is there [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► again with the eighties vibe where [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► they're willing to do like a little bit [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► of silly gore and I I thought that joke [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► kind of work he also tells you what kind [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► of movie it is it's like I want to go [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► down here against his hand cut off and [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► it's kinda like a cartoon where it's [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► like it's not a big deal that is Hank I [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► cut off to put it back on later but it [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► surprises you and I remember thinking [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► that hand getting cut off was edgy when [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► I was a kid it's like this is you know [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► buck rogers wouldn't do that when we [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► don't want the stakes are and then and [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► then the callback hate grab my hand save [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► my hand [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► yeah exactly stick along now see if they [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► really been on they would have put it [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► through and pull my finger into that [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► somewhere but and it looks too fake is [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► looking reputation we can be seen in [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► your entire life [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► it's like you know Spencer Gifts type of [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► thing by the time episode 3 came around [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► yet to chop off like 10 hands to really [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► get anybody to notice that's right but [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► isn't played for laughs it's not like [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► we're not supposed to think it's serious [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► it is it is you know it is a joke that [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► his hand gets gonna quote yes it's very [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► Three Stooges and culture hello can do [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► ok so they think this is about where we [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► see that there are lasers and it's this [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► is not just a sword only spaceship [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► universe the princess says to put me [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► down [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► because he's gone back right driver York [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► has gone back into and got a princess [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► and stolen her out of her too because he [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► actually wants to steal the princess [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► away and look down her dress later but [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► that actually happens after the bridge [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► scene okay where we get the my notes [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► really radical yeah you can take [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► meticulous notes like i did with the the [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► yeah it's like for some reason there's a [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► a box of like a slot for Kleenex [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► underneath the the monitor where he's [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► watching some sort of a sports game when [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► they walk in there and take control of [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► the bridge I was gonna work is a is a [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► unit as well so the kleenex is even more [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► it hard to understand and then there's [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► the chicken drumstick or whatever from [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► the bottom the automat that all it's all [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► good stuff so i just wanna make sure we [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► didn't we didn't go to that we can go [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► back to her being a bit yes you you you [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► love the african-american guy ordering a [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► a piece of space fried chicken from the [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► servo you know he's hairless to the most [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► racist bring in this movie so although [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► he does then say you want a lizards leg [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► or something similar so you know it's [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► not really as not it's not a chicken [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► like it was like it always speaking of [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► the leads here for a second i just want [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► to like one of my notes is that a lot of [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► the people say the lead characters names [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► repeatedly especially the princess and [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► immediately occurred to me to Jason no [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► offense Jason yeah i'm not a great name [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► for a space hero [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► Jason Jason my wife said does it bother [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► you when your name is used in movies and [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► I said no not really only movie section [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► is what should bother you here Jason is [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► not a good name for a space named Jason [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► who were born in the seventies are [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► pretty much don't even hear their own [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► name because they get so common you were [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► they were talking about yeah I was gonna [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► say the Argonauts and Jason of space [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► cops no star can you don't you kill you [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► kill teenager's at a camp with hockey [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► friday the 13th right indeed and also [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► the ice pirates but nobody Isis does not [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► work you know I agree it is not a macho [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► roguish kind of no in fact I think [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► that's part of one of their wacky jokes [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► wonder whether his name is Jade humor [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► yeah is that easy doesn't have that [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► super like movie hero named he's doing [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► so they gave him the stubble of course [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► they did well it's Robert Urich for [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► God's sake what are you gonna do you [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► catch the shape bandit already shot [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► double curls and a ponytail [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► come on they they go back to their ship [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► in there and and fly away except that [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► from the series of of ships that looked [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► like boxes and this is this is the point [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► where suddenly the other ship powers up [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► and maybe they play i'm not really clear [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► on the geography because it makes no [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► sense but they play it basically a game [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► of chicken with the other ship and and [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► use an arcade console to fire at them [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► via a game of space invaders essentially [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► but contest over there boarded this is [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► where i pointed out the Ghostbusters and [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► Back to the Future made more of [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► special-effects effort than this movie [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► did their board and thrown in jail i [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► didn't mention earlier by the way that [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► anjelica huston while the men on the [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► crew are dressed perfectly well she's [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► wearing almost nothing and then some [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► armor that's like made out of chicken [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► wire and second max right out of Mad Max [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► can worry epilepsia it's a bit it's [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► there to protect you so it's fine [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► so therefore they're thrown in jail with [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► the oakland raiders defensive end jamba [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► to Zach as why not [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► sloth love Trog yeah where we rule [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► they're told that they're going to be [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► lobotomized and castrated I have some [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► opinions on the castration seen yes so [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► we have an opening statement we also [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► learned that we also learned the opening [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► closing opening and closing because the [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► numbers are the princess's you should [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► have been on this writing staff just [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► what was lost missing for the seventh [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► world that's a legend [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► I wonder what that seventh world could [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► be [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► battlestar galactica has not told us [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► anything I got a million other side by [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► moment so they're put a conveyor belt [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► you see because this is how you don't [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► you mr. monk joke that whole scene they [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► spent so long in a freaking cage to set [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► up for the one monk yeah but you know [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► the guy walks out with the hood on and I [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► mean yeah when I was intended to be and [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► i found that hilarious [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► I'm me I just let it pass by but it was [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► there john matuszak is pretending to be [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► a monk because they don't want to [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► castrate the monks because of God right [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► yep wacky sure well so it's kind of [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► ironic because if you're taking holy [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► orders you don't have a whole letter no [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► need for that anyway it's that surplus [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► exactly in theory if any if anything [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► you're helping the monk out by removing [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► temptation from him so everyone that [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► we're going down the conveyor belt here [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► i'm pretty sure that's the same bottling [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► factory from the burning surely expense [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► and it's the shots Prairie yeah and [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► second of all the yeah I like that the [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► line workers are discussing things like [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► the people on the conveyor belt are [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► human their gag works with their weed [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► trimmers wherever they went they went to [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► home depot at home do exist they went to [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► want ace hardware but his shots robbery [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► as the as the bottling line looks and it [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► does i made it very clear is from [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► another movie or or you know just in [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► case maybe somewhere yeah i thought this [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► scene was actually a little bit creepy [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► because the factory workers just going [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► about their business and their shaving [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► and they're injecting and they're [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► looking kinda bored the whole time I [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► thought it was pretty good I thought [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► they were trying to be creepy but for me [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► the least realistic thing in the movie [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► this is a movie where nothing makes any [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► sense [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► yes is the idea of straight razor shaves [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► be divided people who are undergoing [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► their past you on a bumpy conveyor with [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► super shaky hands one part of the [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► jewelry the shaky hands exactly is not [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► supposed to be scary this is supposed to [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► be funny the whole time is played [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► probably totally flooded by not having a [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► shaky hand guy be the one who shaves his [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► crotch to yeah because they have to do [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► the day they have to do a homophobe [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► right there's the gauges where a gay [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► hairdresser guy who's gonna shave his [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► business private parts so i was like oh [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► dear efficient an argument after [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► argument in the writing room about that [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► that's that's definitely looking up [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► really the whole assembly line that [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► could have benefited with a whole lot [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► more automation and the fact that using [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► such that made me think that these [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► workers must have a really great Union [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► and that please me greatly because [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► there's so much to about this dystopia I [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► like the opposition has with the with [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► the two girls on the assembly line where [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► he's like oh can I see you later or [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► whatever is it like a well you won't be [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► much use to us after you go through the [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► chopper and I was like you know there's [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► the Laverne and Shirley of that [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► essentially every once in a while I goes [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► by and i'll put a rubber glove on him [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► I know and they wave and wave goodbye [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► exactly thats the gang they should have [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► done put the glove right over his crotch [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► and have you know we all should have [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► been on his writing staff [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► hey let's say this about the chompers [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► somebody built that chopper for this [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► movie was one of the few things actually [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► built for this movie on his sizzle reel [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► I think house of the future approach [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► would have made this more fun for me [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► you'd lose the liberated surely but you [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► could have all sorts of cool clockwork [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► effects and automatic extending hands [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► and what they've always where ya get [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► more fun and the chopper [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► I I again I would say first off [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► castration doesn't necessarily actually [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► mean the chopping off of i find this and [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► find the sense of humor in this movie [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► very strange day it is broad there's a [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► Chomper it looks like like like teeth [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► it's gonna bite off your private parts [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► it's like cartoon it is that it's like a [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► card it's like a Warner Brothers same [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► same thing with the hand getting cut off [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► like your is an anvil is a big hammer [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► and Chomper like it's that's the levels [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► and ran smoothly like his testicles are [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► moving towards like a giant like painted [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► hole in this in the cliff wall is gonna [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► smash against and so going through it [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► that's a very good observation by the [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► way if they cut if they cut off some or [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► all of your of the male genitals your [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► voice doesn't just like go up that is [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► also from a cartoon it doesn't 80s now [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► exactly everything in this is in them is [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► in the magical reality of these movies [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► well established that like it all these [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► things are like if you're watching this [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► as a kid in the eighties like well of [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► course that word is that every other [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► piece of media I've seen anyone gets [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► kicked in the nuts to get their heads [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► chopped off their voice immediately goes [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► like that everyone knows that's true so [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► like that's not even you know so our [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► characters are saved from the chopper [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► bye-bye [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► the princess although not before they go [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► through the horrifying moment of [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► thinking they're about to be chopped [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► because that's good laughs she she has a [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► sense of humor [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► yeah she does she does Mary what Mary [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► Crosby that there then taken to the [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► slave market where they are auctioned [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► off i actually laughed at a few things [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► in this scene that's because this is the [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► scene that cigs right out of history of [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► the world war one [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► yeah I I enjoy that they have the white [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► wigs and fake white eyebrows and the [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► fake white facial hair [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► I thought I find that amusing and [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► bizarre thirteen-year-old win [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► hey its TVs Frank nice and i laughed out [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► loud at the joke which was I like the [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► black one he'll go well with the new [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► wallpaper [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► I thought that was a really fun we have [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► the n-word in the scene as well now then [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► just come to later our plans later yeah [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► Elton John letters that i'm not [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► convinced that joke is racist [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► no no it's not yes it's like it's like [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► knowing right dancing it's a very [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► knowing that's why i laughed at night do [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► you think that she's going for the [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► record for matching matching sort of [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► effect or contrasting sort of effect i [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► think match I think she's got some like [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► dark mahogany furniture and i think [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► that's it now so real geniuses from 1985 [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► and I mentioned that only because it has [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► this strange thing where it keeps [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► mentioning penises all the time and and [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► and it was this the mid-eighties because [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► here I'm like there are a lot of really [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► weird uncomfortable penis related jokes [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► in this movie [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► why i don't know why i guess it was just [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► big penis jokes were big in the [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► mid-eighties they're hilarious because [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► they're hilarious Thank You Monty thank [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► you don't forget dance sequences which [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► they managed to work into this movie too [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► because it is the eighties is crazy [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► eighties masquerade dance partner seems [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► an odd way to memorize to memorialize [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► dead royalty to me but that's that's [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► space space that's right so as Venice [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► shortly after this we get some we get [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► some back-and-forth dialogue between [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► Robert Urich and Mary Crosby and this is [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► the moment where I went oh my god this [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► is supposed to be Han Solo and Princess [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► Leia having snappy dialogue that's what [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► they're trying to do here it doesn't get [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► it no [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► a very far from that everything that [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► what they're really hoping for is the [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► same kind of dialogue you'd see me [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► between Spencer and the woman in the [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► particular episode of white level [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► flirting the acknowledgement that he's [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► the macho guy but maybe she has the [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► upper hand briefly but he's the ruins [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► space captain and she's the princess and [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► they're having this rope you know [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► romantic tension back-and-forth I'm like [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► oh this is what they think they're doing [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► all this state but it's TV little like [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► it'sit's like in a TV episode you don't [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► expect it to be this sparkling really [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► it's not the difference the difference [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► between having a male and a female lead [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► of a long-running series or having a [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► male lead who meets a different email [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► every episode and has one scene with a [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► flourishing very cock Crosby as a guest [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► star in yeah exactly you like she will [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► not be on the next episode will be as if [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► she didn't exist [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► is there any chance that this started [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► out as a pilot and then just [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► accidentally got extended out in [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► affordability I need to be that good [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► proper and those are expensive the [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► budget just expanded until they said we [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► spent nine million dollars on this we [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► gotta put it in theaters also i think i [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► think I cracked the solution of what [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► this is like [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► was there like a really lucrative book [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► series called ice pirates and to the [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► studio option that book series and they [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► realize that oh my God we're gonna lose [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► the rights if we don't release some kind [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► of film in the next three weeks because [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► that's what this movie looks like looks [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► like that Fantastic Four movie that I [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► Carmen yeah yeah oh yeah you have a [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► one-million-dollar Roger Corman movie [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► yeah well Roger Corman even the space [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► stuff better than this if you look at [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► battle beyond the stars which many years [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► before this I'll tell you one thing [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► he'll get if you have if you are him he [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► will give you change from your 10 [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► million dollar bill [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► yeah so there's a fight [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► there's a there's a chase involving a [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► scooter and all the while the music from [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► the a team is playing yes my notes say [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► yet the music in this film some of it [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► sounds like it's being performed by a [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► CID chip [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► yes and the rest of it sounds [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► suspiciously similar to the Star Trek [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► the motion picture theme [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► oh interesting you know not nothing [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► motion picture came from this I I really [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► I i seriously had flashbacks to like [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► every eighties action TV show ya how all [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► this library music at all [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► not only that but all these selector [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► musical stings they would put in there [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► not for ironic effect that was [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► hey we've got we've got this sort of [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► orchestral sort of our peggio and thence [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► than Stephanie slam let's use it here [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► and this is the first example of [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► something that I think takes up roughly [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► 15 minutes of the runtime and that is [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► people being dragged behind modes of [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► transportation something is doing the [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► eighties they love that stunt in the [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► eighties they had just discovered how to [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► drag people behind things that gets [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► dragged behind a horse guy gets dragged [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► behind a motorcycle in it and they also [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► love to crash vehicles through people [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► who are have a bunch of table set up [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► yep oh yeah that's the fruit cart the [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► classic fruit card under gonna freak [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► raspberries too expensive he had a [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► bottle that for this is just going to [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► get the black lawn furniture what [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► soundstage a budget fruit cart is that [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► happened and how about the work that [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► we're gonna breed your hole but let's [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► cut this geometrically shaped hole [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► Justin that's the quad that's like high [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► school production quality there we need [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► to show where they've reached the [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► hologram let's get let's put in the wall [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► panel with it with the puzzle shape [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► calling the crazy thing in this city is [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► is we realize that they ran out of [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► medieval Templar costumes at some point [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► so they can like you know Aladdin's [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► walking by and a turban they found like [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► one gigantic proper warehousing logic [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► importantly so we're going to use [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► whatever's in here it doesn't matter if [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► it makes any sense [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► I was MGM in the eighties and they just [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► didn't care about anything so they were [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► just taking all the stuff from the [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► fifties sixties whatever had laying [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► around all the sword and sandal epics [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► all the robin hood movies holy Egypt [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► ancient movie the kids eat this stuff up [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► man come on baby it's like anything that [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► Bob Hope and Bing Crosby once warren [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► road movie should be somewhere it was [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► like guys my dad's possible even charge [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► the prop house all week we can help me [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► get anything we want for that we click [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► write a script that will use gladiators [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► and robots and like big as big as cars [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► big wheels on them and frog masks Tony [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► our friend Tony single artist in our [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► chat room and he says it reminds me when [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► I would be building a lego castle and [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► I've run out of the castle guys so I [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► just start putting pilots on the baton [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► yes exactly [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► Tony that is exactly it the scooter [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► chase I was like it's like oh he's [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► coming on a scooter oh he crashed the [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► scooter we will ride the scooter now and [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► by robert brown one point they got three [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► people on that scooter oh yeah at least [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► three people on that scooter to sex like [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► three people by himself [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► this is this is where we get what i [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► would say is the most composed horribly [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► racist thing in the entire movie [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► lion-o's over something that happens [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► later which is the black robot the pic [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► pot the pimp pimp thought well come on [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► you know their mining airplane jive talk [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► about it and I was like a staple of [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► seventies and eighties like there had to [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► be a jive talkin the mistake here is [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► that it's not very funny [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► otherwise it will be ok it doesn't quite [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► listed is like no entirely the arable [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► it's just that the joke is hey it's a [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► black robot now you remember black [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► people aren't they funny he's a pimp you [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► know because he's a pimp and like all [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► black people [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► the black jive talkin pimp robot [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► although it does allow there to be a [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► whole screen and the credit sequence [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► that says pimp robot by and then just [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► now has to be fair i would like to say [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► that we've gotten past this but the [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► Transformers movies also figure out dr. [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► a black robot so at least it stands out [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► now used to be it was in every it was in [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► it every television show had an episode [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► or our main character that was like a [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► recurring role type of thing every movie [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► had one that was just had to do it and [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► this movie is actually kind of [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► progressive in the the whoever is the [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► black secondary character you know the [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► guy who repairs the robots is not a [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► stereotype which is like miraculous but [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► not sure this movie was made yeah you [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► have a sidekick [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► what Rosco is an actual person we [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► absolutely one Anjelica Huston is [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► somewhat somewhat forward-thinking as [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► well in the chat agree as a woman as a [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► woman who is not a princess are made and [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► i think i think the providing the reason [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► those that as they buy bet they wrote [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► this role for Gregory Hines they could [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► not afford great minds they would've [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► wanted to be in the dance number that [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► yeah that's true [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► that was a no go to shame they couldn't [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► afford Gregory Hines they set their [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► movie in the one year when Gregory hi [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► was on affordable housing counseling [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► skills that white knights white knight [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► sorry and they take off and go up [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► through the clouds and then when they [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► reach the top of the clouds there in [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► space [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► I don't know how that works that was [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► pretty great and the princess lays down [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► the line with law with her gun [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► she says you're going to take me you [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► know where you're going to listen to me [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► or I'm going to shoot things or whatever [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► it is like alright princess really [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► wherever you say she and Robert shark [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► eats an apple that he doesn't you know [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► it takes it takes low it takes water to [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► draw those apples [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► oh I don't know I think I mean this [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► scene like he's got an apple that that's [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► what we've got to work with who you're [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► gonna be standing on one side of the [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► console with your main person I'm gonna [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► be over here eating an apple [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► yeah he works the Apple he does because [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► it is Urich yeah he's perfect perfectly [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► fine [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► oh yeah and the worst part is that he's [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► got his leg up on the console whole time [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► with his tights showing she's ridiculous [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► like his white stretch pants that he's [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► still wearing trying to look all cool [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► i'm eating an apple and everything I'm [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► wearing stretchy white tights [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► why not [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► I feel like that could have been the [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► tagline of this whole film why the hell [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► am I not time for a break you know [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► watching a bad movie you could say it's [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► a waste of time you could say it's a [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► waste of money you know what is not [TS]

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00:45:40 ◼   ► pirates cut to the headquarters of the [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► Templars where the Templars guy who I [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► don't even know what his name is [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► shoulder pads guys yeah he visits with [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► the Supreme santander of of the Templars [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► ok and we get a cityscape that's just [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► straight out of logan's run in the in [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► the opening of this scene which is kind [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► of crazy in 1984 and they do this thing [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► where they were they waste time with him [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► going through the metal detector like [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► that wasn't a joke see but there's no [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► get there about a waste scream time of [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► its a lot of disk space in this movie [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► where nothing is happening is they're [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► not even it's not even a joke that they [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► set up and failed this is nothing there [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► like this machine serves no purpose no [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► it will it serves a purpose which it [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► which is an important purpose of movies [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► from the eighties we can get a carrot in [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► it there's a john carradine cameo and i [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► want to i want to give people some [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► perspective here John Carradine appears [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► in this movie he's sort of in a [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► greenhouse laying on a bed i'm kind of [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► tilted and he mumbles about various [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► things that don't make any sense [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► that's my dream job well he establishes [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► that the bed this is part of the bad [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► guys plan all along which is totally a [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► you know the movie trope of especially [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► in the eighties or anything you know [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► when the bad guys mean it's like it's [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► going the way we planned [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► yes it totally is so much greater evil [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► let me get my five respective John [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► Carradine is the patron saint of bad [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► movies I've seen him in probably at [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► least ten movies all of which are [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► atrociously terrible and by this point [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► in his career this is the last maybe [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► five years I he died about four or five [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► years after this I think about four [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► years before this [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► yeah they they want me to give up my [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► body so he in this period is do it dude [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► it's not working for him here in [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► low-budget sci-fi movies in the scene [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► where he appears in one scene and [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► mumbles and is prominently featured in [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► the credits you know he's only in the [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► for about two minutes and this is 1 this [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► is one of those this is a couple years [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► after he featured in my favorite bad [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► movie of all time which is Frankenstein [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► imperious dubbed into the air in against [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► a green screen for one scene and mumbles [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► and you don't understand what the heck [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► he's talking about he's slightly more [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► coherent here which i will truck up to [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► the production values of the ice pirates [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► vs frankenstein island but you know it's [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► gonna be a great movie when john [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► carradine is in and here so that's why [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► he's here he's here to like give his [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► blessing and say yes this is a bad side [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► system that likes you say you're saying [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► like he's like sourdough starter for bad [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► sci-fi movie yeah I was gonna say he's [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► like the Pope of bats high five weeks [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► yeah I will I will define defense John [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► carinito because he read an interview [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► with him and he's talking about how he [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► managed to have his career as an actor [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► he was always working a why wasn't it [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► wasn't it wasn't because he like had no [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► standards whatsoever because he believed [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► that it's my job to every every single [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► roll i have an opportunity to act and to [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► do and to do this job that I love doing [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► and to learn as an actor in manhattan [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► fiat work and it's okay you didn't do [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► that it'll pop quantity over quality [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► definitely yeah and also also this shit [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► there should be a film festival or at [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► least like there should be a like a [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► Oscars film montage of the scenes of how [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► do you have an accurate you really [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► really want to hire but he's really [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► really old and sick you have to figure [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► out a way what if we were to have him in [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► a bed and a mechanical bed not going to [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► rotate so we stand him up like I did [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► think of like jason robards and magnolia [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► where they were the oven wanted Jason [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► Robards so badly that he's we will write [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► your grow as a dying man who was in a [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► hospital bed [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► we know you need oxygen we will actually [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► have a working oxygen tank next to the [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► bed and an actual nurse people give you [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► oxygen as needed if you if you really [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► want to have one more great role in you [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► and he said okay you seem to have made [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► it easy for me either i can play a dying [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► man of emphysema hooked up to an oxygen [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► tanks and tank i can do that and so for [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► the last 10 years John carotenes life he [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► was also given the chance for that role [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► of a lifetime [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► unfortunately I think another neither [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► the star slammer or the ice pirates or [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► friends and I would really fit the bill [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► I'm sorry your old Frankenstein thailand [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► Jason was so much better than his [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► I yes I I was uh there's a guy named [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► Jason in that movie too for a good [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► example of an old actor not being used [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► well i highly recommend the Batman 1966 [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► episode that has Tallulah Bankhead near [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► the end of her life she was not up for [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► the action scenes [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► yeah well you mean you get you get that [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► a lot with the be stunt double but that [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► that drops in but with Carrie and I mean [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► this is the guy I mean he seriously all [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► of the roles in this era he was either [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► on a bed or like dubbed in like through [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► a green screen as a floating transparent [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► ahead [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► those are the only choices and yet they [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► cast him and he goes back he was in the [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► unearthly which uh which a lot of people [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► have seen because i was a mystery [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► science theater movie hehe worked a lot [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► anyway I this is what the segment where [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► I say hey john carradine is in this [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► movie I've seen way too many john [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► carradine movement you because i have [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► taken him as a like that is the check [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► box of like it's gonna be a bad movie [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► oh john carradine to the yes is [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► incoherent mumbling has some gravitas to [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► because this guy i think yeah yeah yeah [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► he looks like he's the Supreme Commander [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► is at the end of his life but he knows [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► everything and he knows where the bodies [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► are buried and you know it's not risks [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► and that was that was definitely the [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► once what the one of maybe two scenes [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► this movie I thought okay maybe just [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► stick with this there might think [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► they've got some ambition here because [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► this is a scene that actually kind of [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► works it has no apparent relation to the [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► rest film but which is why it works and [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► that's right huh [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► that seems we should've done more of [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► that seems that had nothing to do with [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► the rest of the film that seemed took a [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► look at the rest of the movie and said [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► you guys do whatever you want I'll be [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► over here [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► arguably every scene in this movie [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► except for two had a good that's like [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► the overall plot is ice pirates princess [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► earth everything else in the movie spate [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► spacer Oilers broiler horn John is ruin [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► the movie based on the corners for Lance [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► robots like everything else in the movie [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► the metal detector seen it does not [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► everything to do with this tiny donkeys [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► and tiny deer that isn't gonna like they [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► had ideas for some gags and they're [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► gonna find a way to build a movie around [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► yeah i just wrote down this movie has [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► tone issues about this matter to the way [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► through tone overall is we don't really [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► care and get the time [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► why the hell not sure they're going to [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► the pirate moon now and this is where we [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► discovered that there's an alien bug [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► that looks like a kind of like a pig bug [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► is that I think they made that for the [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► show to somebody and Creature Shop [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► molded some latex and covered with slime [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► in the grand tradition of the eighties [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► in 1984 we thought that calling [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► something space herpes would be really [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► really funny and and the nineteen [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► eighties painted painted latex covered [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► with slime was was it like every movie [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► and have something but they even shank [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► this joke all you gotta do is have more [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► than one how to make it has two hands [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► emerged from it and then you can [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► actually say herpes instead of her p a [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► herpe which which sounds like there's [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► gonna be like a hervé Villechaize cameo [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► as a point but no I was thinking I was [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► thinking Herbie the Love Bug yeah and it [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► doesn't seem to have anything to do with [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► herpes in any way [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► oh no it's the word just here's our [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► alien rip off while we say the word [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► happy occasion said her dad is out of [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► the turkey later it makes them go [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► oh it's her pee now i remember at the [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► schoolyard I remember kids talking about [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► the space herpes and hilarious that was [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► they go to pirate moon there's a scene [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► where there's a guy doing giving people [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► shoeshines and saying that he's running [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► out of spit for the shoe shines because [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► there's just not enough water man to [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► which i wrote my notes this water [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► concept still does not make any sense [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► yeah there's a scene where they take [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► over ish a spaceship full of water [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► that's a spaceship full of water is not [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► going to supply even in tiny city with [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► water let alone part of the galaxy [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► yeah also also I was waiting for the [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► shot of them actually transferring those [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► blocks of water from the big ship into [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► the tiny tiny little slice sized ship [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► that was parked on top of it I had I had [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► trouble following a lot of it they only [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► blue that little hole [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► it doesn't need to be inside the ship [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► they could just tie it to a net and [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► leave it outside and space [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► so they don't spend that to its credit [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► they don't spend any time trying to [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► explain anything about the ice or the [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► pirating of the ice or the water they [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► don't spend a lot of time showing how [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► bad the water shortages in the galaxy is [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► like it's their kind of in the [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► background but we forget about it pretty [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► much immediately and yeah now just [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► concerned about Princess space hero [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► pirates whatever thats to its credit huh [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► yeah I maybe it's like if you if you'd [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► well if you tried to build a movie [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► around that premise it's too dumb like [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► you won't work [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► you can't accuse this movie of [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► overthinking anything yeah they can't [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► explain it so they're wise not to try [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► yea though they can't explain it so [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► that's why they put in the title just [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► want you to know that's that as it's [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► called hang a lantern on it right is it [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► hiding in plain sight yeah maybe also [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► ice is a terrible way to transfer water [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► from what place are you got it [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► well it stays frozen and space easily [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► and there i love how they walk through [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► they walk through these giant rooms [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► filled with blocks of ice but nobody's [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► cold [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► no yeah that was weird it if you're [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► going to transfer through space that's [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► one thing but if you're just gonna like [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► put it into a warehouse that you have [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► climate controlled like it also doesn't [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► make any sense [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► well it also takes up more space in the [TS]