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00:00:00   it's not brain science its rocket [TS]

00:00:02   surgery [TS]

00:00:03   this is the ice pirates higher the [TS]

00:00:08   incontrovertible number 240 marriage [TS]

00:00:13   2015 i am jason Snell we're back with [TS]

00:00:17   another bad movie 1984 is the ice [TS]

00:00:20   pirates let me introduce our panel David [TS]

00:00:22   lure sign in letters from this news we [TS]

00:00:26   get letters [TS]

00:00:27   oh wait wrong very much so that is the [TS]

00:00:30   wrong show and person and person of lots [TS]

00:00:33   a whole Jason how be you are wait i'm [TS]

00:00:38   supposed to be a nice pirate / are [TS]

00:00:40   terrible met Monty Ashley hello I'm [TS]

00:00:47   making a noise like an ice cube [TS]

00:00:49   wow that is so good pretty good pretty [TS]

00:00:52   good [TS]

00:00:53   Andy taco sign-in I'd like to have a [TS]

00:00:56   funny quip but to do so I would have I [TS]

00:00:58   would need the ability to feel joy with [TS]

00:01:01   exchange the movie tonight kinda burned [TS]

00:01:04   out of me I'll be okay tomorrow but I [TS]

00:01:07   just split I don't disappear but I'll be [TS]

00:01:09   okay [TS]

00:01:10   I i have to believe I'll be okay Joseph [TS]

00:01:12   rosenstiel hello hello spring water [TS]

00:01:15   I can smell it sorry that was my don't [TS]

00:01:20   siracusa you again you know to movies [TS]

00:01:24   into this series and i'm already [TS]

00:01:25   questioning why why are you doing these [TS]

00:01:27   episodes again the question it is a good [TS]

00:01:30   question is asking very good question [TS]

00:01:32   self-flagellation myself earlier and now [TS]

00:01:34   i am asking i but i don't have an answer [TS]

00:01:36   I for one am surprised that you do you [TS]

00:01:39   went along with that happen [TS]

00:01:42   I must be very persuasive in my let's [TS]

00:01:45   watch terrible movies the ice pirates is [TS]

00:01:47   a film from 1984 starring TVs Robert [TS]

00:01:51   Urich and Moon TVs Mary Crosby and TVs [TS]

00:01:55   Ron Perlman and team televised awards [TS]

00:01:59   shows Bruce Vilanch was Ron Perlman on [TS]

00:02:03   TV at this point i don't i don't know it [TS]

00:02:05   is that this whole thing this whole [TS]

00:02:06   thing is a very strange that the tone of [TS]

00:02:10   it the way it's lit and shot it feels [TS]

00:02:12   very TV even [TS]

00:02:13   no I know it's a movie the credits feel [TS]

00:02:15   like they're right out of murder she [TS]

00:02:17   wrote exactly the baby still legally [TS]

00:02:20   still frame grams under the greatest [TS]

00:02:22   like I I you're just like rubbing my [TS]

00:02:24   face that's a movie at this point that [TS]

00:02:26   you basically see you basically shot [TS]

00:02:28   this like an a-team and that was it [TS]

00:02:30   you have a budget of this film was [TS]

00:02:32   reportedly nine million dollars or even [TS]

00:02:34   less than Star Wars years I can tell 7 [TS]

00:02:37   million dollars that was spent on [TS]

00:02:39   cocaine that's yeah that's yeah what was [TS]

00:02:41   the street price back they had to pay [TS]

00:02:43   for Robert Urich so you know Spencer [TS]

00:02:45   fair no higher it's right there on the [TS]

00:02:47   night before that was before Spencer and [TS]

00:02:49   vegas had like a dollar sign in the [TS]

00:02:51   title so that should have been a tip [TS]

00:02:52   yeah i mean even see what your mind and [TS]

00:02:53   you had manimals Michael D Roberts so [TS]

00:02:56   use from animal he was for manually when [TS]

00:02:59   I knew I liked that guy would be from [TS]

00:03:01   animal maybe yeah yeah that was all [TS]

00:03:04   ahead of him at this point so there's a [TS]

00:03:06   there's a crawl like Star Wars this is [TS]

00:03:08   the moment where there's nothing you're [TS]

00:03:09   actually sort of like Star Wars there's [TS]

00:03:11   a lot of moments in this movie where you [TS]

00:03:13   can tell someone was thinking let's put [TS]

00:03:15   this in [TS]

00:03:15   it's sort of like Star Wars i agree that [TS]

00:03:19   definitely happens that I have a moment [TS]

00:03:20   later which will get to where I where I [TS]

00:03:22   realized oh my god they're trying to be [TS]

00:03:23   star wars here and it's it is not good [TS]

00:03:26   but it starts to crawl we're told that [TS]

00:03:28   in the galaxy of water is the only thing [TS]

00:03:29   left of value i don't really understand [TS]

00:03:31   how that could possibly and you know [TS]

00:03:34   people are made mostly of water and you [TS]

00:03:37   have to bring things or you die [TS]

00:03:38   and yet we are told just suffice it to [TS]

00:03:41   say water is the only thing that's [TS]

00:03:43   because we've been squandering our [TS]

00:03:44   hydrogen and oxygen [TS]

00:03:46   this is the cautionary tale folks was [TS]

00:03:49   supposedly the direct result of an [TS]

00:03:50   interstellar war and I'm not entirely [TS]

00:03:52   certain how interstellar war causes [TS]

00:03:54   galactic drought the layers boil water [TS]

00:03:57   and it evaporates and then it's gone [TS]

00:03:59   forever and never to return [TS]

00:04:01   I i kept thinking that the engines on [TS]

00:04:04   their rocket ships probably produce so [TS]

00:04:05   much water just from the camera assuming [TS]

00:04:07   that chemical rockets like the byproduct [TS]

00:04:09   of the reactions and their engines [TS]

00:04:10   should just be producing tremendous [TS]

00:04:11   massive water all the time to the entire [TS]

00:04:13   course of the movie [TS]

00:04:14   and they're not interested in it i just [TS]

00:04:16   kept wondering how much water an entire [TS]

00:04:18   galaxy needs [TS]

00:04:20   yeah because I know about how much a [TS]

00:04:22   planet needs their only six planets I'll [TS]

00:04:25   ok stripes and I'm top 71 is God [TS]

00:04:28   yeah there were 7 71 is gone now in the [TS]

00:04:31   galaxy where the Pirates have a moon [TS]

00:04:32   because there are only six planets right [TS]

00:04:35   arm is the worst battlestar galactica [TS]

00:04:38   I've ever seen [TS]

00:04:39   I i see i thought you were going to say [TS]

00:04:41   that's the worst episode of firefly [TS]

00:04:42   because it's got a little bit of that [TS]

00:04:43   little bit of that vibe to it so there [TS]

00:04:45   are graced episode of red dwarf to there [TS]

00:04:47   are gray robots they're ugly and they [TS]

00:04:51   walk around now I think the robot design [TS]

00:04:54   and this is actually kind of cool but I [TS]

00:04:57   supposed to be battled I did you buy [TS]

00:04:58   them for one second as fighters may be [TS]

00:05:01   there this must be like hockey goalies [TS]

00:05:03   will notice that they don't fight very [TS]

00:05:05   well but but i think they look roboti [TS]

00:05:07   they look like baby little body that [TS]

00:05:10   will robot robot hardigree really look [TS]

00:05:12   at that look like a person instead look [TS]

00:05:14   like they'd be comfortable to lie down [TS]

00:05:15   on top of lecture was like video games [TS]

00:05:18   the price and soft and squishy I thought [TS]

00:05:20   they were ok if you do if you squint a [TS]

00:05:22   little bit so that you can see like the [TS]

00:05:23   flex in the material I at least on their [TS]

00:05:26   kind of creepy looking and and vaguely [TS]

00:05:28   robot desk [TS]

00:05:30   all right i'll give you a give me creepy [TS]

00:05:31   looking although i think they should [TS]

00:05:32   they should have gotten the guy who did [TS]

00:05:33   the robot designed to make a second one [TS]

00:05:35   was my opinion although they're the most [TS]

00:05:38   of their for comic relief so i guess the [TS]

00:05:41   fact that they are hilariously bad works [TS]

00:05:44   towards their everything like they're [TS]

00:05:46   not you're not supposed to take them [TS]

00:05:47   seriously no one is supposed to be [TS]

00:05:48   scared of the robots they're they're [TS]

00:05:50   entirely there for comic relief which [TS]

00:05:51   they may not be successful at but that's [TS]

00:05:54   kind of how i can excuse how terrible [TS]

00:05:56   there I i think the focus pulling is for [TS]

00:05:58   comic relief i think the key gripping of [TS]

00:06:00   this movie is for comic relief i don't [TS]

00:06:02   think that they succeeded any of those [TS]

00:06:03   III the problem with a grey robots is [TS]

00:06:07   that their that they're all just kind of [TS]

00:06:09   uniformly the one you know colors of the [TS]

00:06:12   material they cast the robots in and so [TS]

00:06:14   there's nothing really interesting [TS]

00:06:15   except for the black one Jason thanks [TS]

00:06:17   for the black for the perfect it's [TS]

00:06:19   perfect [TS]

00:06:20   they're they're interesting in the sense [TS]

00:06:22   that they are these kind of chunky [TS]

00:06:23   blocky robots but you know they're not [TS]

00:06:27   they're not shiny like Star Wars droids [TS]

00:06:30   there was it is a star wars thing where [TS]

00:06:31   everything is kind of junkie and falling [TS]

00:06:33   card like they're going tonight sort of [TS]

00:06:36   gritty dirty space angle where it's like [TS]

00:06:38   the robots aren't you know instead of [TS]

00:06:40   robots being these cleaning machines [TS]

00:06:42   that you know like that the typical like [TS]

00:06:44   sort of fifties and sixties cyber what [TS]

00:06:46   these are the post Star Wars robots were [TS]

00:06:48   there kind of hunk of junk in there that [TS]

00:06:50   need to be repaired and they're breaking [TS]

00:06:52   all the time you know I don't think [TS]

00:06:54   everything falling apart was on purpose [TS]

00:06:55   lo ok yeah they said there's student [TS]

00:06:59   there's two ways to do the junkie future [TS]

00:07:01   one is you spend a lot of money to build [TS]

00:07:03   some things and make them look really [TS]

00:07:04   bad and the other is just released until [TS]

00:07:06   John don't you there's a junk out there [TS]

00:07:08   and see anybody noticed that underscores [TS]

00:07:10   like when the first notes i have on this [TS]

00:07:12   movie which is that this is like all [TS]

00:07:15   rental movie was like don't break that [TS]

00:07:18   gun it's rented don't know put your face [TS]

00:07:20   in that part of the set [TS]

00:07:21   it's rented everything is like even the [TS]

00:07:23   music is just like catalog music from [TS]

00:07:26   Simon that Simon catalog but my clothes [TS]

00:07:28   the peak carpenter catalog i think where [TS]

00:07:31   the music comes from keep in mind i made [TS]

00:07:33   this note about the robot design being [TS]

00:07:34   kind of cool in the very opening segment [TS]

00:07:37   where everything is dark and you can't [TS]

00:07:39   actually see them very well [TS]

00:07:40   was this before or after the poop joke [TS]

00:07:42   because throughout the trial of the [TS]

00:07:43   families fresh off the credits we get a [TS]

00:07:45   pooping alien may be your last [TS]

00:07:47   yeah that's like that you know what this [TS]

00:07:49   movie is about yeah it's really ok so [TS]

00:07:51   that that's a bathroom that's got [TS]

00:07:53   multiple styles but there are no doors [TS]

00:07:54   on the stalls what kind of crazy alien [TS]

00:07:56   universe is this i mean i know there can [TS]

00:07:58   be a dork is we need to be able to see [TS]

00:07:59   him because that's the joke but i mean [TS]

00:08:00   i'd say it's the law firm from ally [TS]

00:08:02   mcbeal exactly that that's the way a [TS]

00:08:04   lien is like adjacent racist also does [TS]

00:08:06   that door out of the bathroom lead to a [TS]

00:08:08   landing Bay or something because they [TS]

00:08:10   come straight from the ship into the [TS]

00:08:11   bathroom [TS]

00:08:12   well that's the first place you want to [TS]

00:08:14   stop yeah you've just gotten off your [TS]

00:08:16   ship you want to you know instead of [TS]

00:08:18   flushing do you just open the airlock [TS]

00:08:20   and let everything sort of fly ash is [TS]

00:08:21   having their way through the holder you [TS]

00:08:23   put the bathroom up against the bulkhead [TS]

00:08:24   because nobody you know wants to see out [TS]

00:08:26   there but there's a convenient door [TS]

00:08:28   right there [TS]

00:08:29   oh sure ok but but but point out that [TS]

00:08:31   have you ever seen a bathroom look at in [TS]

00:08:33   your house right now the bathrooms are [TS]

00:08:34   all on exterior parts of the house where [TS]

00:08:36   their windows to the outside true how [TS]

00:08:39   many old and they acknowledge this [TS]

00:08:41   about to have a bathroom did you see any [TS]

00:08:42   bathrooms and Star Wars where all those [TS]

00:08:44   people poop nobody else that's true when [TS]

00:08:45   we know where these guys poop right away [TS]

00:08:48   yeah you need a banker job I don't think [TS]

00:08:50   it's not really a poop joke they have [TS]

00:08:51   this whole setup nights like the first [TS]

00:08:53   thing that they dedicate time to is the [TS]

00:08:54   gag where they all walked pass until the [TS]

00:08:56   guy behind you take care of it like [TS]

00:08:57   that's that's their big opening gambit [TS]

00:08:59   for humor i do like that the alien is [TS]

00:09:01   reading a space magazine though [TS]

00:09:03   yeah it's I tried to get a good freeze [TS]

00:09:05   frame on it to see what it was and as [TS]

00:09:07   far as I could tell us something like [TS]

00:09:08   Star stunners so and he's up to no good [TS]

00:09:11   and yeah he's looking at a girlie mag my [TS]

00:09:13   theory is that this is the one mass is [TS]

00:09:15   the one mascara that they had actually [TS]

00:09:17   custom-made force the one mass they paid [TS]

00:09:19   the most for because you see that same [TS]

00:09:21   mask like an eight other seen that guy [TS]

00:09:24   keeps on coming back but this is the [TS]

00:09:26   only alien that we get a lower body for [TS]

00:09:28   I don't think we ever see anything below [TS]

00:09:29   the head is so we can't we can't go off [TS]

00:09:32   the pooping alien just yet i wanted to [TS]

00:09:34   Steve's got 20 minutes on this might my [TS]

00:09:38   severe disappointment that they chose to [TS]

00:09:41   pipe in normal human sounding fart [TS]

00:09:44   noises rather than coming up with some [TS]

00:09:45   interesting comments or fart noises have [TS]

00:09:48   valid with humans fart noises it's like [TS]

00:09:51   the the enterprise in space how are you [TS]

00:09:53   going to know what it is if it doesn't [TS]

00:09:55   sound like it you could guess he's in [TS]

00:09:58   the bathroom do we have that you doing [TS]

00:10:00   for Obama alien looks embarrassed wages [TS]

00:10:03   hand in front of his face as excuse me I [TS]

00:10:05   was intended to set of public domain [TS]

00:10:07   special-effects sounds have an alien [TS]

00:10:09   fart noise then you might have heard it [TS]

00:10:11   you had nine million dollars guys put a [TS]

00:10:13   little money doesn't play some Daft Punk [TS]

00:10:15   it'll be fine that's robot carding they [TS]

00:10:17   put all that money toward the special [TS]

00:10:19   effects like that shot where there's a [TS]

00:10:21   spaceship surrounded by light gray box [TS]

00:10:23   that moves in a spaceship designs are [TS]

00:10:26   like the least least imaginative space [TS]

00:10:28   shit like they're I don't understand [TS]

00:10:30   that make sure have copied star wars and [TS]

00:10:32   battlestar galactica way more with these [TS]

00:10:34   spaceships was afraid of sort of looks [TS]

00:10:36   like a doc droid turn on its side i have [TS]

00:10:39   a note that says the spaceship flies [TS]

00:10:41   away from me series of grey boxes that [TS]

00:10:44   that's just like many of these ships are [TS]

00:10:46   literally just like rail cars just want [TS]

00:10:49   to say something nice about this movie [TS]

00:10:50   though after the pooping seen I [TS]

00:10:52   the movies starting like you just said [TS]

00:10:54   something nice about this mound you know [TS]

00:10:56   they after the potency know my feeling [TS]

00:11:00   when I'm watching because I've seen this [TS]

00:11:01   movie a million times but all when I was [TS]

00:11:03   a kid and I'm watching it again and the [TS]

00:11:04   feeling of having now has nothing to do [TS]

00:11:06   with the feelings I've ever had as a kid [TS]

00:11:08   i'm seeing a young ron perlman and young [TS]

00:11:11   anjelica huston and thinking look they [TS]

00:11:14   were young and beautiful once and it [TS]

00:11:15   gave me a warm fuzzy feeling it's not [TS]

00:11:17   that I didn't even feel bad for them [TS]

00:11:18   being this movie I like that's anjelica [TS]

00:11:20   huston and you know whatever they [TS]

00:11:22   probably like after 10 years old [TS]

00:11:24   yeah it's weird seeing my province or [TS]

00:11:26   little guy has seen everyone is handsome [TS]

00:11:28   and young and non wrinkled and get Joey [TS]

00:11:31   except john carroll gets better [TS]

00:11:33   oh god will get there but do we even [TS]

00:11:36   know even weirder is the fact that in [TS]

00:11:37   this dump of a movie they all put in [TS]

00:11:39   good performances what I do that's my [TS]

00:11:42   ultimate every are young and beautiful [TS]

00:11:44   let's just leave it at that [TS]

00:11:45   they're giving awful things to say and [TS]

00:11:47   do but at the same time they they put [TS]

00:11:49   themselves into these roles as bad as [TS]

00:11:51   these roles and Spencer tries to be [TS]

00:11:52   charismatic and like a meanness i like i [TS]

00:11:56   like Robert urokinase I thought he was I [TS]

00:11:58   thought he was fine I I said right off [TS]

00:12:01   the bat i love Robert Urich i miss [TS]

00:12:03   Robert Urich I watched him in all kinds [TS]

00:12:06   of crappy shows and like until Spencer [TS]

00:12:09   everything got cancelled [TS]

00:12:11   he really gives his all he's just fun [TS]

00:12:15   he is that the off brand TV Han Solo in [TS]

00:12:18   this right here is like three levels [TS]

00:12:19   below hands like God is all indiana [TS]

00:12:22   jones to more people and then him and [TS]

00:12:24   him yeah he definitely definitely did a [TS]

00:12:27   lot of up with proper body work for for [TS]

00:12:29   later on safety knew this gonna be a lot [TS]

00:12:30   of open shirt work here so I i did i did [TS]

00:12:34   i don't think that he was embarrassed [TS]

00:12:35   himself in his performance i do think [TS]

00:12:38   this was a very much [TS]

00:12:39   ok I've signed to do this I was [TS]

00:12:42   optimistic when I read the script [TS]

00:12:43   clearly this is not going to be a movie [TS]

00:12:46   that does anything for me but I'm going [TS]

00:12:48   to try to get out of this was something [TS]

00:12:49   you dignity if not a whole lot of effort [TS]

00:12:51   but i have but i agree that a joke i [TS]

00:12:54   didn't let that is that was one of my [TS]

00:12:56   notes to Angelica Huston is actually [TS]

00:12:58   pretty good in this she's an interesting [TS]

00:13:00   character in this probably because the [TS]

00:13:02   movie was very very kind did not give [TS]

00:13:03   her a whole lot to do and she's wearing [TS]

00:13:05   man [TS]

00:13:05   max outfit certain and regular well i'm [TS]

00:13:08   not convinced that giving your all is [TS]

00:13:09   necessarily a good thing I would point [TS]

00:13:12   to Bruce Vilanch who gives quite a lot [TS]

00:13:14   you get slandered effort is evil inches [TS]

00:13:18   his way through this very nicely [TS]

00:13:19   yeah he finds himself in this movie [TS]

00:13:21   basically crystallized doesn't have a [TS]

00:13:22   lot to give so giving his all is frankly [TS]

00:13:25   not that impressive actual Bruce Vilanch [TS]

00:13:27   is not surrounded by ladies quite as [TS]

00:13:29   often as this movie would suggest people [TS]

00:13:33   i will say that i saw as i saw his name [TS]

00:13:35   in the opening credits of my eyes were [TS]

00:13:37   open for right I i had he doesn't appear [TS]

00:13:40   too late movie I thought okay is he in [TS]

00:13:42   drag as that frog lady because I can [TS]

00:13:44   totally see some casting Bruce Vilanch [TS]

00:13:46   as the frog lady sitting on Robert [TS]

00:13:48   Europe you know Bruce Vilanch when you [TS]

00:13:50   see him he's jumpy jumps right out at [TS]

00:13:52   you you feel like you can smell it when [TS]

00:13:54   you see them on screen here so that we [TS]

00:13:57   have those wonderful mad Joe do you want [TS]

00:13:59   to say anything about the wonderful it's [TS]

00:14:00   wonderful it's about about those those [TS]

00:14:03   gray boxes surrounding those ships now [TS]

00:14:05   it's just that it's 1984 and this is [TS]

00:14:07   abysmal and even the mid-eighties and as [TS]

00:14:10   I'm terrible [TS]

00:14:11   that was my thought was was you know [TS]

00:14:14   Ghostbusters was this year [TS]

00:14:16   back to the future is a year away those [TS]

00:14:18   are movies with pristine special effects [TS]

00:14:21   but I felt like they were trying and [TS]

00:14:23   this does not feel like they're really [TS]

00:14:24   trying again battlestar galactica was [TS]

00:14:27   really good at reusing effects from [TS]

00:14:29   other things even to get something [TS]

00:14:31   well crawl was a lie by the co-writer of [TS]

00:14:34   this film came out a year earlier and I [TS]

00:14:36   don't remember it feeling this cheesy [TS]

00:14:38   and it's also a bad movie but I i [TS]

00:14:40   remember they're actually being good [TS]

00:14:41   background you're remembering courtly [TS]

00:14:43   must be that's what i did see when I was [TS]

00:14:47   a kid this one I just thought that's [TS]

00:14:48   what this movie is about the space stuff [TS]

00:14:50   is so like it to its credit can be they [TS]

00:14:53   don't have the money for it to be right [TS]

00:14:54   it's about running around on soundstages [TS]

00:14:57   yeah i would like a little tiny bit [TS]

00:14:59   Jason doing they had nine million [TS]

00:15:00   dollars 109 million dollars of cocaine [TS]

00:15:04   was very expensive and i think not only [TS]

00:15:06   the cocaine but think about how much [TS]

00:15:07   money they had to pay the Golden Globes [TS]

00:15:09   people for the for that award season [TS]

00:15:12   this was the early eighties jama to sac [TS]

00:15:14   commands a premium to he does i think [TS]

00:15:16   this movie is only half star wars rip [TS]

00:15:18   off the other half is [TS]

00:15:19   pirate movie rentals oh sure right out [TS]

00:15:21   good friend Max ripoff and an admission [TS]

00:15:24   he wishes it was time bandits obviously [TS]

00:15:26   that's not and then also there's a alien [TS]

00:15:28   later on we'll just see a movie and says [TS]

00:15:30   we have to do alien do something like [TS]

00:15:32   that except not as good [TS]

00:15:34   did you get the feeling this is a story [TS]

00:15:35   that really went through like studio [TS]

00:15:37   executive process where at some point [TS]

00:15:39   that some point there might have been an [TS]

00:15:41   interesting sort of science fiction [TS]

00:15:42   story that was originally written and [TS]

00:15:44   there's no star wars is hot cool can you [TS]

00:15:46   make it more star wars ii and then and [TS]

00:15:48   then there was there was in the early [TS]

00:15:49   eighties there was like a big because of [TS]

00:15:51   the the kevin kline Linda Ronstadt [TS]

00:15:53   version of pirates of penzance that [TS]

00:15:56   central park that became a row of good [TS]

00:15:58   movie it was actually like a vote for [TS]

00:16:00   pirate movie so then the studio [TS]

00:16:02   executives after you know leading up [TS]

00:16:04   from his mirrored coffee table tops as a [TS]

00:16:07   pirate stuff making a pirate space the [TS]

00:16:10   movie [TS]

00:16:11   no i don't i don't think so now this [TS]

00:16:13   reads to me more like a bunch of comedy [TS]

00:16:15   writers had some good ideas for [TS]

00:16:17   space-related gags and I said can we got [TS]

00:16:19   like five good gags make a movie to tie [TS]

00:16:22   those five gags together and that's what [TS]

00:16:24   it's really like more or less like a [TS]

00:16:26   science fiction movie that was sort of [TS]

00:16:27   like water down your perverted and more [TS]

00:16:29   like a bunch of comedy writers had some [TS]

00:16:31   ideas and they managed to get them into [TS]

00:16:33   a movie [TS]

00:16:34   yeah I cut it lurches from what it [TS]

00:16:36   thinks is a set-piece to what it what it [TS]

00:16:38   thinks is a set piece and occasionally [TS]

00:16:40   you get a scene that's ripped directly [TS]

00:16:41   out of history of the world part one but [TS]

00:16:44   then you get back to sort of the star [TS]

00:16:46   wars be seen and then sort of a pirate [TS]

00:16:48   the scene and then it does have a [TS]

00:16:49   certain charm like I mean if you give [TS]

00:16:51   example in having any of the movie when [TS]

00:16:53   he sees the what's-her-name inside the [TS]

00:16:54   little tube sleeping or whatever and he [TS]

00:16:56   walks up to it and he opens it up and he [TS]

00:16:59   blows off the smoke and then he leans [TS]

00:17:00   down her and the first thing does it [TS]

00:17:01   takes his finger and tries to peek down [TS]

00:17:03   her shirt that that is that's a good [TS]

00:17:06   comedy space movie movies you didn't [TS]

00:17:08   expect it integrates well it's gonna be [TS]

00:17:09   all series is going to look at our maybe [TS]

00:17:11   mr. like nothing goes right for the [TS]

00:17:12   shirt and then they make jokes about [TS]

00:17:13   raping people [TS]

00:17:14   yeah I really turned me off with this [TS]

00:17:17   but this thing really confused because I [TS]

00:17:18   i think i think i might have seen it as [TS]

00:17:21   a kid in the theatres or i might be just [TS]

00:17:23   remembering the trailer when I was a kid [TS]

00:17:24   I remember this as being supposedly a [TS]

00:17:27   comedy movie and there were like 5-10 [TS]

00:17:30   minutes were nothing comedic [TS]

00:17:32   1990-91 a joke that doesn't land i'm [TS]

00:17:34   saying that here's a five or ten minutes [TS]

00:17:36   structure there isn't a joke there is a [TS]

00:17:37   funny situation there's any tension [TS]

00:17:39   there just tried there's being a really [TS]

00:17:41   bad like drama and I didn't have enough [TS]

00:17:44   jokes to fit and I I expected this to be [TS]

00:17:46   a movie that was like something like [TS]

00:17:48   spaceballs like trying way too hard to [TS]

00:17:50   stuff as many jokes in as possible and [TS]

00:17:53   it was not that it was it was a light [TS]

00:17:56   touch and there are some funny moments [TS]

00:17:58   and there are a couple moments where I [TS]

00:18:00   laughed out loud but it's it is i mean [TS]

00:18:02   it is mostly like a light pirate movie [TS]

00:18:05   that happens to be said in space and has [TS]

00:18:07   some jokes which is it's weird it's not [TS]

00:18:10   at all what I expected [TS]

00:18:11   I gotta say this this was not was not by [TS]

00:18:14   any stretch of the imagination a good [TS]

00:18:16   movie but I was thoroughly entertained [TS]

00:18:19   by this film and that's more than I can [TS]

00:18:20   say for some of the films that we [TS]

00:18:21   watched for this podcast and I feel [TS]

00:18:25   exactly the opposite [TS]

00:18:26   are we still in the opening credits yeah [TS]

00:18:27   that's so the crawl [TS]

00:18:30   we're past the poop okay Gillian we got [TS]

00:18:34   pirates we got people in chainmail armor [TS]

00:18:35   which I had totally forgotten that [TS]

00:18:37   people have swords in this movie again [TS]

00:18:39   they met they just rented whatever they [TS]

00:18:41   cooked laser guns and metal story i know [TS]

00:18:43   it's just right out of right essentially [TS]

00:18:45   you know the Templars are medieval [TS]

00:18:48   knights and in fact there are lasers [TS]

00:18:50   that are occasionally used lasers [TS]

00:18:52   I think lasers maybe shot with something [TS]

00:18:54   that involves water because there's [TS]

00:18:55   obviously a shortage of lasers because [TS]

00:18:57   most people just have swords and that [TS]

00:18:59   throughout the movie I'm like if you're [TS]

00:19:01   firing off lasers why do you have these [TS]

00:19:03   given give the robots user give the [TS]

00:19:05   robots guns instead of storage yes but [TS]

00:19:07   like the whole idea is that it's pirates [TS]

00:19:08   and and that whole premise is so [TS]

00:19:10   ridiculous and again it's like it so [TS]

00:19:11   much cheaper to just go into the props [TS]

00:19:14   chop and say you've got chain mail from [TS]

00:19:16   like the robin hood movie is great we're [TS]

00:19:17   done done put those I put those other [TS]

00:19:19   guys given breathtaking looking swords [TS]

00:19:21   done don't worry about it [TS]

00:19:23   the maid outfit is right out of like [TS]

00:19:25   open that you know maid outfit from it's [TS]

00:19:27   an english movie that's it [TS]

00:19:28   no not modified in anyway just use it as [TS]

00:19:30   is i measure producer yelling at someone [TS]

00:19:33   saying star wars had swords we can have [TS]

00:19:35   swords and we make them laser II and [TS]

00:19:38   glowing no money for now we ran out of [TS]

00:19:40   high [TS]

00:19:40   I know we're a little sore we're gonna [TS]

00:19:42   use these so it's okay [TS]

00:19:44   the robots have swords you have a gun [TS]

00:19:46   yeah the robots the rover festival [TS]

00:19:49   rather tape recorder [TS]

00:19:51   I'm so excited to tell you about our new [TS]

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00:19:55   love it its slack slack is a messaging [TS]

00:19:58   platform for teams at work we use it for [TS]

00:19:59   the incomparable we use it at relay FM [TS]

00:20:01   when I left macworld I left an office [TS]

00:20:03   environment behind my human interaction [TS]

00:20:05   slowed to a crawl pretty much children [TS]

00:20:09   at my kids school and the occasional [TS]

00:20:11   adult but you know what I'm not cut off [TS]

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00:20:30   everything is searchable it's available [TS]

00:20:32   on any device I've got on my iphone my [TS]

00:20:34   ipad I've got on my Mac I use it all the [TS]

00:20:36   time throughout the day instead of [TS]

00:20:38   having disparate communications where [TS]

00:20:40   there's stuff an email and I am and [TS]

00:20:42   skype and all these different places [TS]

00:20:43   everything is happening in slack it's [TS]

00:20:45   easy to search its integrated with all [TS]

00:20:47   the tools and services you're already [TS]

00:20:48   using in your organization Google Drive [TS]

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00:20:53   stripe jira mailchimp they're all [TS]

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00:20:59   that we use all the time just to [TS]

00:21:01   entertain ourselves it's amazing more [TS]

00:21:03   than half a million people and more than [TS]

00:21:05   60,000 different teams are using slack [TS]

00:21:08   every day including not just relay and [TS]

00:21:11   not just the incomparable but Airbnb New [TS]

00:21:13   York Times ebay yelp adobe even the [TS]

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00:21:18   South Pole slacks mission is to make [TS]

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00:22:01   uncomfortable i love it and i am glad [TS]

00:22:04   not only that there are sponsored but [TS]

00:22:05   they are in my life now it makes this [TS]

00:22:08   isolated person in their garage feel [TS]

00:22:11   connected to the world and to the rest [TS]

00:22:12   of my team all over the world so the [TS]

00:22:15   credits I as I said feel very Murder She [TS]

00:22:17   Wrote we talk about the space toilet [TS]

00:22:19   that there is a sensors of a robot by [TS]

00:22:23   going up onto the ceiling because robots [TS]

00:22:25   don't look up [TS]

00:22:26   come on but this one uh-huh the guards [TS]

00:22:29   are wearing chain mail just like that [TS]

00:22:31   when a radioshack though so probably [TS]

00:22:32   doesn't know this one's head its head [TS]

00:22:34   does not tilt upwards so it's better and [TS]

00:22:36   guards are wearing chain mail because [TS]

00:22:38   they're the Templars and they're like [TS]

00:22:39   knights and looked right at it right out [TS]

00:22:41   of the Holy Grail yeah yeah yeahs either [TS]

00:22:44   yeah exactly right there's a lady a tube [TS]

00:22:48   what do you do when you see a lady in a [TS]

00:22:49   to be open the tube peeked under dress [TS]

00:22:51   basic that's possible smoking for some [TS]

00:22:54   reason that she is never explained as i [TS]

00:22:56   was actually concerned for the actress [TS]

00:22:58   because i thought this is not the sort [TS]

00:23:00   of budget movie that actually fakes [TS]

00:23:02   how can we do this safely for the actors [TS]

00:23:04   and she'll be fine I'll be fine dear sir [TS]

00:23:07   it was actually it's just cigarette [TS]

00:23:09   smoking but if you start to choke just [TS]

00:23:10   wait for something that will get you out [TS]

00:23:12   yeah so the sword fights gray robots [TS]

00:23:15   fight other gray robot swinging swinging [TS]

00:23:17   on a rope i rolled my iron movie [TS]

00:23:19   you gotta send a rope swinging on a rope [TS]

00:23:21   is star wars and I kind of an electrical [TS]

00:23:23   cable and swing it instead of shooting [TS]

00:23:27   is this command like oh don't don't [TS]

00:23:29   bother with that doesn't get down there [TS]

00:23:31   and it's just like that [TS]

00:23:32   sure swinging on a rope covers both star [TS]

00:23:34   wars and pirate movies so it's a 24 yeah [TS]

00:23:36   well that's the swashbuckling you know [TS]

00:23:38   tradition that's what they're both gone [TS]

00:23:40   for all this movie commits to a little [TS]

00:23:42   more and you know the whole the gag with [TS]

00:23:44   he gets his toe cut off he got the [TS]

00:23:46   Schwarzenegger line I guess I got you [TS]

00:23:48   pegged where the Gulf held on something [TS]

00:23:51   you know everything [TS]

00:23:52   yeah I just stole these boots I love [TS]

00:23:55   that the alarm that's that he that the [TS]

00:23:57   guard is reaching for is literally just [TS]

00:23:59   this box that they put on top of the [TS]

00:24:00   desk like it's not even like 300 [TS]

00:24:02   anything [TS]

00:24:03   yeah probably doesn't mean i don't think [TS]

00:24:05   they made any props for this [TS]

00:24:07   okay i think makes concession positively [TS]

00:24:08   waiting said it's all rented that Mellie [TS]

00:24:11   that but I I had it I had to do some [TS]

00:24:13   editing some googling to remember that [TS]

00:24:15   all you have that the those like blue [TS]

00:24:17   plastic comb things that are like the [TS]

00:24:19   computer terminals i remember those [TS]

00:24:20   electronic games right was like trying [TS]

00:24:22   to concentration game they make it not a [TS]

00:24:25   nice joke later where the weapons [TS]

00:24:27   terminal on the pirate ship is literally [TS]

00:24:29   an arcade video game and that you kids [TS]

00:24:33   like video games [TS]

00:24:34   yeah oh that's so bad it's so bad i [TS]

00:24:37   don't know why you said that was a nice [TS]

00:24:39   joke [TS]

00:24:40   well so here's what I'm saying is they [TS]

00:24:42   they try to make the joke but I sell [TS]

00:24:45   cell phones attract new let me show you [TS]

00:24:47   the invaders so we'll say that and then [TS]

00:24:49   we'll we'll have it put up you know [TS]

00:24:51   conflict contest over at the end of it [TS]

00:24:54   yeah you know that the bar for jokes in [TS]

00:24:56   1984 was set a little lower than any [TS]

00:24:58   sophisticated times yes you could just [TS]

00:25:01   say her p and call it a joke and people [TS]

00:25:03   would accept that [TS]

00:25:04   ya can't do that anymore well what [TS]

00:25:06   happened this time around [TS]

00:25:07   how about a non-permanent pointing into [TS]

00:25:08   the room saying I think we should go [TS]

00:25:10   here and then his hand gets cut off that [TS]

00:25:12   i would say something that a movie like [TS]

00:25:13   this probably wouldn't do like is there [TS]

00:25:16   again with the eighties vibe where [TS]

00:25:18   they're willing to do like a little bit [TS]

00:25:19   of silly gore and I I thought that joke [TS]

00:25:21   kind of work he also tells you what kind [TS]

00:25:23   of movie it is it's like I want to go [TS]

00:25:24   down here against his hand cut off and [TS]

00:25:26   it's kinda like a cartoon where it's [TS]

00:25:27   like it's not a big deal that is Hank I [TS]

00:25:29   cut off to put it back on later but it [TS]

00:25:31   surprises you and I remember thinking [TS]

00:25:32   that hand getting cut off was edgy when [TS]

00:25:34   I was a kid it's like this is you know [TS]

00:25:36   buck rogers wouldn't do that when we [TS]

00:25:37   don't want the stakes are and then and [TS]

00:25:39   then the callback hate grab my hand save [TS]

00:25:41   my hand [TS]

00:25:42   yeah exactly stick along now see if they [TS]

00:25:44   really been on they would have put it [TS]

00:25:45   through and pull my finger into that [TS]

00:25:47   somewhere but and it looks too fake is [TS]

00:25:49   looking reputation we can be seen in [TS]

00:25:50   your entire life [TS]

00:25:52   it's like you know Spencer Gifts type of [TS]

00:25:54   thing by the time episode 3 came around [TS]

00:25:56   yet to chop off like 10 hands to really [TS]

00:25:58   get anybody to notice that's right but [TS]

00:25:59   isn't played for laughs it's not like [TS]

00:26:01   we're not supposed to think it's serious [TS]

00:26:02   it is it is you know it is a joke that [TS]

00:26:05   his hand gets gonna quote yes it's very [TS]

00:26:07   Three Stooges and culture hello can do [TS]

00:26:10   ok so they think this is about where we [TS]

00:26:13   see that there are lasers and it's this [TS]

00:26:14   is not just a sword only spaceship [TS]

00:26:16   universe the princess says to put me [TS]

00:26:18   down [TS]

00:26:19   because he's gone back right driver York [TS]

00:26:21   has gone back into and got a princess [TS]

00:26:23   and stolen her out of her too because he [TS]

00:26:24   actually wants to steal the princess [TS]

00:26:26   away and look down her dress later but [TS]

00:26:28   that actually happens after the bridge [TS]

00:26:30   scene okay where we get the my notes [TS]

00:26:35   really radical yeah you can take [TS]

00:26:37   meticulous notes like i did with the the [TS]

00:26:40   yeah it's like for some reason there's a [TS]

00:26:42   a box of like a slot for Kleenex [TS]

00:26:44   underneath the the monitor where he's [TS]

00:26:46   watching some sort of a sports game when [TS]

00:26:48   they walk in there and take control of [TS]

00:26:49   the bridge I was gonna work is a is a [TS]

00:26:52   unit as well so the kleenex is even more [TS]

00:26:54   it hard to understand and then there's [TS]

00:26:57   the chicken drumstick or whatever from [TS]

00:27:00   the bottom the automat that all it's all [TS]

00:27:03   good stuff so i just wanna make sure we [TS]

00:27:04   didn't we didn't go to that we can go [TS]

00:27:06   back to her being a bit yes you you you [TS]

00:27:08   love the african-american guy ordering a [TS]

00:27:10   a piece of space fried chicken from the [TS]

00:27:12   servo you know he's hairless to the most [TS]

00:27:15   racist bring in this movie so although [TS]

00:27:16   he does then say you want a lizards leg [TS]

00:27:18   or something similar so you know it's [TS]

00:27:20   not really as not it's not a chicken [TS]

00:27:22   like it was like it always speaking of [TS]

00:27:24   the leads here for a second i just want [TS]

00:27:25   to like one of my notes is that a lot of [TS]

00:27:27   the people say the lead characters names [TS]

00:27:30   repeatedly especially the princess and [TS]

00:27:32   immediately occurred to me to Jason no [TS]

00:27:34   offense Jason yeah i'm not a great name [TS]

00:27:35   for a space hero [TS]

00:27:37   Jason Jason my wife said does it bother [TS]

00:27:40   you when your name is used in movies and [TS]

00:27:42   I said no not really only movie section [TS]

00:27:45   is what should bother you here Jason is [TS]

00:27:47   not a good name for a space named Jason [TS]

00:27:49   who were born in the seventies are [TS]

00:27:51   pretty much don't even hear their own [TS]

00:27:52   name because they get so common you were [TS]

00:27:55   they were talking about yeah I was gonna [TS]

00:27:57   say the Argonauts and Jason of space [TS]

00:27:59   cops no star can you don't you kill you [TS]

00:28:01   kill teenager's at a camp with hockey [TS]

00:28:02   friday the 13th right indeed and also [TS]

00:28:05   the ice pirates but nobody Isis does not [TS]

00:28:07   work you know I agree it is not a macho [TS]

00:28:10   roguish kind of no in fact I think [TS]

00:28:11   that's part of one of their wacky jokes [TS]

00:28:13   wonder whether his name is Jade humor [TS]

00:28:16   yeah is that easy doesn't have that [TS]

00:28:18   super like movie hero named he's doing [TS]

00:28:20   so they gave him the stubble of course [TS]

00:28:22   they did well it's Robert Urich for [TS]

00:28:24   God's sake what are you gonna do you [TS]

00:28:25   catch the shape bandit already shot [TS]

00:28:27   double curls and a ponytail [TS]

00:28:29   come on they they go back to their ship [TS]

00:28:32   in there and and fly away except that [TS]

00:28:35   from the series of of ships that looked [TS]

00:28:37   like boxes and this is this is the point [TS]

00:28:39   where suddenly the other ship powers up [TS]

00:28:41   and maybe they play i'm not really clear [TS]

00:28:43   on the geography because it makes no [TS]

00:28:44   sense but they play it basically a game [TS]

00:28:46   of chicken with the other ship and and [TS]

00:28:49   use an arcade console to fire at them [TS]

00:28:51   via a game of space invaders essentially [TS]

00:28:54   but contest over there boarded this is [TS]

00:28:57   where i pointed out the Ghostbusters and [TS]

00:28:59   Back to the Future made more of [TS]

00:29:00   special-effects effort than this movie [TS]

00:29:02   did their board and thrown in jail i [TS]

00:29:04   didn't mention earlier by the way that [TS]

00:29:06   anjelica huston while the men on the [TS]

00:29:08   crew are dressed perfectly well she's [TS]

00:29:10   wearing almost nothing and then some [TS]

00:29:11   armor that's like made out of chicken [TS]

00:29:13   wire and second max right out of Mad Max [TS]

00:29:15   can worry epilepsia it's a bit it's [TS]

00:29:18   there to protect you so it's fine [TS]

00:29:20   so therefore they're thrown in jail with [TS]

00:29:22   the oakland raiders defensive end jamba [TS]

00:29:24   to Zach as why not [TS]

00:29:27   sloth love Trog yeah where we rule [TS]

00:29:32   they're told that they're going to be [TS]

00:29:33   lobotomized and castrated I have some [TS]

00:29:36   opinions on the castration seen yes so [TS]

00:29:38   we have an opening statement we also [TS]

00:29:41   learned that we also learned the opening [TS]

00:29:43   closing opening and closing because the [TS]

00:29:45   numbers are the princess's you should [TS]

00:29:48   have been on this writing staff just [TS]

00:29:50   what was lost missing for the seventh [TS]

00:29:52   world that's a legend [TS]

00:29:53   I wonder what that seventh world could [TS]

00:29:55   be [TS]

00:29:56   battlestar galactica has not told us [TS]

00:29:58   anything I got a million other side by [TS]

00:30:01   moment so they're put a conveyor belt [TS]

00:30:02   you see because this is how you don't [TS]

00:30:05   you mr. monk joke that whole scene they [TS]

00:30:07   spent so long in a freaking cage to set [TS]

00:30:09   up for the one monk yeah but you know [TS]

00:30:11   the guy walks out with the hood on and I [TS]

00:30:14   mean yeah when I was intended to be and [TS]

00:30:15   i found that hilarious [TS]

00:30:17   I'm me I just let it pass by but it was [TS]

00:30:20   there john matuszak is pretending to be [TS]

00:30:21   a monk because they don't want to [TS]

00:30:23   castrate the monks because of God right [TS]

00:30:26   yep wacky sure well so it's kind of [TS]

00:30:29   ironic because if you're taking holy [TS]

00:30:30   orders you don't have a whole letter no [TS]

00:30:32   need for that anyway it's that surplus [TS]

00:30:34   exactly in theory if any if anything [TS]

00:30:38   you're helping the monk out by removing [TS]

00:30:40   temptation from him so everyone that [TS]

00:30:42   we're going down the conveyor belt here [TS]

00:30:44   i'm pretty sure that's the same bottling [TS]

00:30:46   factory from the burning surely expense [TS]

00:30:49   and it's the shots Prairie yeah and [TS]

00:30:52   second of all the yeah I like that the [TS]

00:30:54   line workers are discussing things like [TS]

00:30:56   the people on the conveyor belt are [TS]

00:30:57   human their gag works with their weed [TS]

00:31:00   trimmers wherever they went they went to [TS]

00:31:01   home depot at home do exist they went to [TS]

00:31:03   want ace hardware but his shots robbery [TS]

00:31:06   as the as the bottling line looks and it [TS]

00:31:08   does i made it very clear is from [TS]

00:31:09   another movie or or you know just in [TS]

00:31:13   case maybe somewhere yeah i thought this [TS]

00:31:15   scene was actually a little bit creepy [TS]

00:31:17   because the factory workers just going [TS]

00:31:19   about their business and their shaving [TS]

00:31:21   and they're injecting and they're [TS]

00:31:22   looking kinda bored the whole time I [TS]

00:31:24   thought it was pretty good I thought [TS]

00:31:25   they were trying to be creepy but for me [TS]

00:31:27   the least realistic thing in the movie [TS]

00:31:29   this is a movie where nothing makes any [TS]

00:31:31   sense [TS]

00:31:32   yes is the idea of straight razor shaves [TS]

00:31:35   be divided people who are undergoing [TS]

00:31:38   their past you on a bumpy conveyor with [TS]

00:31:41   super shaky hands one part of the [TS]

00:31:43   jewelry the shaky hands exactly is not [TS]

00:31:45   supposed to be scary this is supposed to [TS]

00:31:47   be funny the whole time is played [TS]

00:31:48   probably totally flooded by not having a [TS]

00:31:50   shaky hand guy be the one who shaves his [TS]

00:31:51   crotch to yeah because they have to do [TS]

00:31:53   the day they have to do a homophobe [TS]

00:31:55   right there's the gauges where a gay [TS]

00:31:57   hairdresser guy who's gonna shave his [TS]

00:31:59   business private parts so i was like oh [TS]

00:32:02   dear efficient an argument after [TS]

00:32:05   argument in the writing room about that [TS]

00:32:07   that's that's definitely looking up [TS]

00:32:10   really the whole assembly line that [TS]

00:32:11   could have benefited with a whole lot [TS]

00:32:13   more automation and the fact that using [TS]

00:32:15   such that made me think that these [TS]

00:32:17   workers must have a really great Union [TS]

00:32:19   and that please me greatly because [TS]

00:32:20   there's so much to about this dystopia I [TS]

00:32:22   like the opposition has with the with [TS]

00:32:24   the two girls on the assembly line where [TS]

00:32:26   he's like oh can I see you later or [TS]

00:32:27   whatever is it like a well you won't be [TS]

00:32:28   much use to us after you go through the [TS]

00:32:30   chopper and I was like you know there's [TS]

00:32:31   the Laverne and Shirley of that [TS]

00:32:33   essentially every once in a while I goes [TS]

00:32:36   by and i'll put a rubber glove on him [TS]

00:32:37   I know and they wave and wave goodbye [TS]

00:32:39   exactly thats the gang they should have [TS]

00:32:41   done put the glove right over his crotch [TS]

00:32:42   and have you know we all should have [TS]

00:32:46   been on his writing staff [TS]

00:32:47   hey let's say this about the chompers [TS]

00:32:49   somebody built that chopper for this [TS]

00:32:51   movie was one of the few things actually [TS]

00:32:52   built for this movie on his sizzle reel [TS]

00:32:55   I think house of the future approach [TS]

00:32:57   would have made this more fun for me [TS]

00:32:58   you'd lose the liberated surely but you [TS]

00:33:00   could have all sorts of cool clockwork [TS]

00:33:02   effects and automatic extending hands [TS]

00:33:04   and what they've always where ya get [TS]

00:33:07   more fun and the chopper [TS]

00:33:09   I I again I would say first off [TS]

00:33:12   castration doesn't necessarily actually [TS]

00:33:15   mean the chopping off of i find this and [TS]

00:33:19   find the sense of humor in this movie [TS]

00:33:21   very strange day it is broad there's a [TS]

00:33:23   Chomper it looks like like like teeth [TS]

00:33:26   it's gonna bite off your private parts [TS]

00:33:29   it's like cartoon it is that it's like a [TS]

00:33:31   card it's like a Warner Brothers same [TS]

00:33:32   same thing with the hand getting cut off [TS]

00:33:33   like your is an anvil is a big hammer [TS]

00:33:36   and Chomper like it's that's the levels [TS]

00:33:38   and ran smoothly like his testicles are [TS]

00:33:41   moving towards like a giant like painted [TS]

00:33:44   hole in this in the cliff wall is gonna [TS]

00:33:46   smash against and so going through it [TS]

00:33:48   that's a very good observation by the [TS]

00:33:50   way if they cut if they cut off some or [TS]

00:33:51   all of your of the male genitals your [TS]

00:33:54   voice doesn't just like go up that is [TS]

00:33:56   also from a cartoon it doesn't 80s now [TS]

00:33:59   exactly everything in this is in them is [TS]

00:34:01   in the magical reality of these movies [TS]

00:34:04   well established that like it all these [TS]

00:34:06   things are like if you're watching this [TS]

00:34:08   as a kid in the eighties like well of [TS]

00:34:09   course that word is that every other [TS]

00:34:11   piece of media I've seen anyone gets [TS]

00:34:12   kicked in the nuts to get their heads [TS]

00:34:13   chopped off their voice immediately goes [TS]

00:34:15   like that everyone knows that's true so [TS]

00:34:17   like that's not even you know so our [TS]

00:34:19   characters are saved from the chopper [TS]

00:34:22   bye-bye [TS]

00:34:23   the princess although not before they go [TS]

00:34:25   through the horrifying moment of [TS]

00:34:26   thinking they're about to be chopped [TS]

00:34:28   because that's good laughs she she has a [TS]

00:34:30   sense of humor [TS]

00:34:31   yeah she does she does Mary what Mary [TS]

00:34:33   Crosby that there then taken to the [TS]

00:34:36   slave market where they are auctioned [TS]

00:34:38   off i actually laughed at a few things [TS]

00:34:41   in this scene that's because this is the [TS]

00:34:43   scene that cigs right out of history of [TS]

00:34:45   the world war one [TS]

00:34:46   yeah I I enjoy that they have the white [TS]

00:34:50   wigs and fake white eyebrows and the [TS]

00:34:52   fake white facial hair [TS]

00:34:53   I thought I find that amusing and [TS]

00:34:55   bizarre thirteen-year-old win [TS]

00:34:58   hey its TVs Frank nice and i laughed out [TS]

00:35:02   loud at the joke which was I like the [TS]

00:35:05   black one he'll go well with the new [TS]

00:35:06   wallpaper [TS]

00:35:07   I thought that was a really fun we have [TS]

00:35:09   the n-word in the scene as well now then [TS]

00:35:11   just come to later our plans later yeah [TS]

00:35:14   Elton John letters that i'm not [TS]

00:35:15   convinced that joke is racist [TS]

00:35:17   no no it's not yes it's like it's like [TS]

00:35:20   knowing right dancing it's a very [TS]

00:35:22   knowing that's why i laughed at night do [TS]

00:35:24   you think that she's going for the [TS]

00:35:25   record for matching matching sort of [TS]

00:35:26   effect or contrasting sort of effect i [TS]

00:35:29   think match I think she's got some like [TS]

00:35:31   dark mahogany furniture and i think [TS]

00:35:34   that's it now so real geniuses from 1985 [TS]

00:35:38   and I mentioned that only because it has [TS]

00:35:39   this strange thing where it keeps [TS]

00:35:41   mentioning penises all the time and and [TS]

00:35:43   and it was this the mid-eighties because [TS]

00:35:44   here I'm like there are a lot of really [TS]

00:35:46   weird uncomfortable penis related jokes [TS]

00:35:49   in this movie [TS]

00:35:50   why i don't know why i guess it was just [TS]

00:35:52   big penis jokes were big in the [TS]

00:35:54   mid-eighties they're hilarious because [TS]

00:35:56   they're hilarious Thank You Monty thank [TS]

00:35:59   you don't forget dance sequences which [TS]

00:36:02   they managed to work into this movie too [TS]

00:36:03   because it is the eighties is crazy [TS]

00:36:05   eighties masquerade dance partner seems [TS]

00:36:07   an odd way to memorize to memorialize [TS]

00:36:09   dead royalty to me but that's that's [TS]

00:36:11   space space that's right so as Venice [TS]

00:36:15   shortly after this we get some we get [TS]

00:36:18   some back-and-forth dialogue between [TS]

00:36:21   Robert Urich and Mary Crosby and this is [TS]

00:36:24   the moment where I went oh my god this [TS]

00:36:27   is supposed to be Han Solo and Princess [TS]

00:36:29   Leia having snappy dialogue that's what [TS]

00:36:32   they're trying to do here it doesn't get [TS]

00:36:34   it no [TS]

00:36:35   a very far from that everything that [TS]

00:36:36   what they're really hoping for is the [TS]

00:36:38   same kind of dialogue you'd see me [TS]

00:36:39   between Spencer and the woman in the [TS]

00:36:42   particular episode of white level [TS]

00:36:44   flirting the acknowledgement that he's [TS]

00:36:46   the macho guy but maybe she has the [TS]

00:36:47   upper hand briefly but he's the ruins [TS]

00:36:49   space captain and she's the princess and [TS]

00:36:51   they're having this rope you know [TS]

00:36:53   romantic tension back-and-forth I'm like [TS]

00:36:55   oh this is what they think they're doing [TS]

00:36:57   all this state but it's TV little like [TS]

00:36:59   it'sit's like in a TV episode you don't [TS]

00:37:01   expect it to be this sparkling really [TS]

00:37:03   it's not the difference the difference [TS]

00:37:04   between having a male and a female lead [TS]

00:37:06   of a long-running series or having a [TS]

00:37:07   male lead who meets a different email [TS]

00:37:09   every episode and has one scene with a [TS]

00:37:11   flourishing very cock Crosby as a guest [TS]

00:37:13   star in yeah exactly you like she will [TS]

00:37:15   not be on the next episode will be as if [TS]

00:37:17   she didn't exist [TS]

00:37:18   is there any chance that this started [TS]

00:37:19   out as a pilot and then just [TS]

00:37:21   accidentally got extended out in [TS]

00:37:23   affordability I need to be that good [TS]

00:37:25   proper and those are expensive the [TS]

00:37:27   budget just expanded until they said we [TS]

00:37:29   spent nine million dollars on this we [TS]

00:37:31   gotta put it in theaters also i think i [TS]

00:37:34   think I cracked the solution of what [TS]

00:37:36   this is like [TS]

00:37:37   was there like a really lucrative book [TS]

00:37:39   series called ice pirates and to the [TS]

00:37:41   studio option that book series and they [TS]

00:37:43   realize that oh my God we're gonna lose [TS]

00:37:44   the rights if we don't release some kind [TS]

00:37:46   of film in the next three weeks because [TS]

00:37:48   that's what this movie looks like looks [TS]

00:37:50   like that Fantastic Four movie that I [TS]

00:37:52   Carmen yeah yeah oh yeah you have a [TS]

00:37:54   one-million-dollar Roger Corman movie [TS]

00:37:56   yeah well Roger Corman even the space [TS]

00:37:58   stuff better than this if you look at [TS]

00:37:59   battle beyond the stars which many years [TS]

00:38:03   before this I'll tell you one thing [TS]

00:38:04   he'll get if you have if you are him he [TS]

00:38:06   will give you change from your 10 [TS]

00:38:07   million dollar bill [TS]

00:38:09   yeah so there's a fight [TS]

00:38:14   there's a there's a chase involving a [TS]

00:38:16   scooter and all the while the music from [TS]

00:38:19   the a team is playing yes my notes say [TS]

00:38:22   yet the music in this film some of it [TS]

00:38:24   sounds like it's being performed by a [TS]

00:38:25   CID chip [TS]

00:38:26   yes and the rest of it sounds [TS]

00:38:28   suspiciously similar to the Star Trek [TS]

00:38:30   the motion picture theme [TS]

00:38:31   oh interesting you know not nothing [TS]

00:38:34   motion picture came from this I I really [TS]

00:38:35   I i seriously had flashbacks to like [TS]

00:38:38   every eighties action TV show ya how all [TS]

00:38:41   this library music at all [TS]

00:38:43   not only that but all these selector [TS]

00:38:44   musical stings they would put in there [TS]

00:38:46   not for ironic effect that was [TS]

00:38:48   hey we've got we've got this sort of [TS]

00:38:49   orchestral sort of our peggio and thence [TS]

00:38:51   than Stephanie slam let's use it here [TS]

00:38:53   and this is the first example of [TS]

00:38:55   something that I think takes up roughly [TS]

00:38:56   15 minutes of the runtime and that is [TS]

00:38:58   people being dragged behind modes of [TS]

00:39:00   transportation something is doing the [TS]

00:39:03   eighties they love that stunt in the [TS]

00:39:05   eighties they had just discovered how to [TS]

00:39:06   drag people behind things that gets [TS]

00:39:08   dragged behind a horse guy gets dragged [TS]

00:39:10   behind a motorcycle in it and they also [TS]

00:39:12   love to crash vehicles through people [TS]

00:39:14   who are have a bunch of table set up [TS]

00:39:15   yep oh yeah that's the fruit cart the [TS]

00:39:17   classic fruit card under gonna freak [TS]

00:39:19   raspberries too expensive he had a [TS]

00:39:20   bottle that for this is just going to [TS]

00:39:22   get the black lawn furniture what [TS]

00:39:24   soundstage a budget fruit cart is that [TS]

00:39:26   happened and how about the work that [TS]

00:39:28   we're gonna breed your hole but let's [TS]

00:39:29   cut this geometrically shaped hole [TS]

00:39:32   Justin that's the quad that's like high [TS]

00:39:34   school production quality there we need [TS]

00:39:37   to show where they've reached the [TS]

00:39:38   hologram let's get let's put in the wall [TS]

00:39:39   panel with it with the puzzle shape [TS]

00:39:41   calling the crazy thing in this city is [TS]

00:39:43   is we realize that they ran out of [TS]

00:39:46   medieval Templar costumes at some point [TS]

00:39:49   so they can like you know Aladdin's [TS]

00:39:51   walking by and a turban they found like [TS]

00:39:54   one gigantic proper warehousing logic [TS]

00:39:57   importantly so we're going to use [TS]

00:39:58   whatever's in here it doesn't matter if [TS]

00:40:00   it makes any sense [TS]

00:40:01   I was MGM in the eighties and they just [TS]

00:40:03   didn't care about anything so they were [TS]

00:40:04   just taking all the stuff from the [TS]

00:40:05   fifties sixties whatever had laying [TS]

00:40:08   around all the sword and sandal epics [TS]

00:40:10   all the robin hood movies holy Egypt [TS]

00:40:13   ancient movie the kids eat this stuff up [TS]

00:40:15   man come on baby it's like anything that [TS]

00:40:18   Bob Hope and Bing Crosby once warren [TS]

00:40:20   road movie should be somewhere it was [TS]

00:40:23   like guys my dad's possible even charge [TS]

00:40:25   the prop house all week we can help me [TS]

00:40:27   get anything we want for that we click [TS]

00:40:29   write a script that will use gladiators [TS]

00:40:32   and robots and like big as big as cars [TS]

00:40:35   big wheels on them and frog masks Tony [TS]

00:40:38   our friend Tony single artist in our [TS]

00:40:40   chat room and he says it reminds me when [TS]

00:40:42   I would be building a lego castle and [TS]

00:40:43   I've run out of the castle guys so I [TS]

00:40:45   just start putting pilots on the baton [TS]

00:40:47   yes exactly [TS]

00:40:50   Tony that is exactly it the scooter [TS]

00:40:52   chase I was like it's like oh he's [TS]

00:40:54   coming on a scooter oh he crashed the [TS]

00:40:55   scooter we will ride the scooter now and [TS]

00:40:57   by robert brown one point they got three [TS]

00:40:59   people on that scooter oh yeah at least [TS]

00:41:01   three people on that scooter to sex like [TS]

00:41:04   three people by himself [TS]

00:41:06   this is this is where we get what i [TS]

00:41:08   would say is the most composed horribly [TS]

00:41:10   racist thing in the entire movie [TS]

00:41:12   lion-o's over something that happens [TS]

00:41:14   later which is the black robot the pic [TS]

00:41:18   pot the pimp pimp thought well come on [TS]

00:41:20   you know their mining airplane jive talk [TS]

00:41:22   about it and I was like a staple of [TS]

00:41:24   seventies and eighties like there had to [TS]

00:41:26   be a jive talkin the mistake here is [TS]

00:41:28   that it's not very funny [TS]

00:41:30   otherwise it will be ok it doesn't quite [TS]

00:41:32   listed is like no entirely the arable [TS]

00:41:35   it's just that the joke is hey it's a [TS]

00:41:37   black robot now you remember black [TS]

00:41:39   people aren't they funny he's a pimp you [TS]

00:41:42   know because he's a pimp and like all [TS]

00:41:44   black people [TS]

00:41:45   the black jive talkin pimp robot [TS]

00:41:48   although it does allow there to be a [TS]

00:41:50   whole screen and the credit sequence [TS]

00:41:52   that says pimp robot by and then just [TS]

00:41:54   now has to be fair i would like to say [TS]

00:41:57   that we've gotten past this but the [TS]

00:41:59   Transformers movies also figure out dr. [TS]

00:42:01   a black robot so at least it stands out [TS]

00:42:04   now used to be it was in every it was in [TS]

00:42:06   it every television show had an episode [TS]

00:42:08   or our main character that was like a [TS]

00:42:11   recurring role type of thing every movie [TS]

00:42:13   had one that was just had to do it and [TS]

00:42:15   this movie is actually kind of [TS]

00:42:16   progressive in the the whoever is the [TS]

00:42:19   black secondary character you know the [TS]

00:42:21   guy who repairs the robots is not a [TS]

00:42:24   stereotype which is like miraculous but [TS]

00:42:26   not sure this movie was made yeah you [TS]

00:42:28   have a sidekick [TS]

00:42:29   what Rosco is an actual person we [TS]

00:42:31   absolutely one Anjelica Huston is [TS]

00:42:33   somewhat somewhat forward-thinking as [TS]

00:42:35   well in the chat agree as a woman as a [TS]

00:42:37   woman who is not a princess are made and [TS]

00:42:39   i think i think the providing the reason [TS]

00:42:43   those that as they buy bet they wrote [TS]

00:42:44   this role for Gregory Hines they could [TS]

00:42:46   not afford great minds they would've [TS]

00:42:49   wanted to be in the dance number that [TS]

00:42:50   yeah that's true [TS]

00:42:52   that was a no go to shame they couldn't [TS]

00:42:55   afford Gregory Hines they set their [TS]

00:42:57   movie in the one year when Gregory hi [TS]

00:42:59   was on affordable housing counseling [TS]

00:43:02   skills that white knights white knight [TS]

00:43:04   sorry and they take off and go up [TS]

00:43:07   through the clouds and then when they [TS]

00:43:10   reach the top of the clouds there in [TS]

00:43:11   space [TS]

00:43:12   I don't know how that works that was [TS]

00:43:13   pretty great and the princess lays down [TS]

00:43:15   the line with law with her gun [TS]

00:43:17   she says you're going to take me you [TS]

00:43:19   know where you're going to listen to me [TS]

00:43:20   or I'm going to shoot things or whatever [TS]

00:43:22   it is like alright princess really [TS]

00:43:24   wherever you say she and Robert shark [TS]

00:43:25   eats an apple that he doesn't you know [TS]

00:43:28   it takes it takes low it takes water to [TS]

00:43:30   draw those apples [TS]

00:43:31   oh I don't know I think I mean this [TS]

00:43:34   scene like he's got an apple that that's [TS]

00:43:37   what we've got to work with who you're [TS]

00:43:38   gonna be standing on one side of the [TS]

00:43:39   console with your main person I'm gonna [TS]

00:43:41   be over here eating an apple [TS]

00:43:42   yeah he works the Apple he does because [TS]

00:43:44   it is Urich yeah he's perfect perfectly [TS]

00:43:48   fine [TS]

00:43:48   oh yeah and the worst part is that he's [TS]

00:43:50   got his leg up on the console whole time [TS]

00:43:51   with his tights showing she's ridiculous [TS]

00:43:53   like his white stretch pants that he's [TS]

00:43:56   still wearing trying to look all cool [TS]

00:43:57   i'm eating an apple and everything I'm [TS]

00:43:59   wearing stretchy white tights [TS]

00:44:01   why not [TS]

00:44:04   I feel like that could have been the [TS]

00:44:05   tagline of this whole film why the hell [TS]

00:44:07   am I not time for a break you know [TS]

00:44:10   watching a bad movie you could say it's [TS]

00:44:12   a waste of time you could say it's a [TS]

00:44:13   waste of money you know what is not [TS]

00:44:15   going to waste your money but it's going [TS]

00:44:17   to grow your money it's our sponsor [TS]

00:44:18   well front to be automated investment [TS]

00:44:20   service makes it easy to invest your [TS]

00:44:22   money the right way [TS]

00:44:23   watching a bad movie by the way maybe a [TS]

00:44:26   bad decision using well front good [TS]

00:44:28   decision [TS]

00:44:29   well front software manages your money [TS]

00:44:31   using investment strategies previously [TS]

00:44:32   only available to the wealthiest [TS]

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00:45:35   love reading disclaimers but the [TS]

00:45:37   disclaimer time is over back to the ice [TS]

00:45:40   pirates cut to the headquarters of the [TS]

00:45:42   Templars where the Templars guy who I [TS]

00:45:45   don't even know what his name is [TS]

00:45:46   shoulder pads guys yeah he visits with [TS]

00:45:49   the Supreme santander of of the Templars [TS]

00:45:53   ok and we get a cityscape that's just [TS]

00:45:55   straight out of logan's run in the in [TS]

00:45:57   the opening of this scene which is kind [TS]

00:45:59   of crazy in 1984 and they do this thing [TS]

00:46:01   where they were they waste time with him [TS]

00:46:03   going through the metal detector like [TS]

00:46:04   that wasn't a joke see but there's no [TS]

00:46:06   get there about a waste scream time of [TS]

00:46:08   its a lot of disk space in this movie [TS]

00:46:10   where nothing is happening is they're [TS]

00:46:11   not even it's not even a joke that they [TS]

00:46:13   set up and failed this is nothing there [TS]

00:46:14   like this machine serves no purpose no [TS]

00:46:17   it will it serves a purpose which it [TS]

00:46:19   which is an important purpose of movies [TS]

00:46:20   from the eighties we can get a carrot in [TS]

00:46:22   it there's a john carradine cameo and i [TS]

00:46:25   want to i want to give people some [TS]

00:46:26   perspective here John Carradine appears [TS]

00:46:27   in this movie he's sort of in a [TS]

00:46:28   greenhouse laying on a bed i'm kind of [TS]

00:46:32   tilted and he mumbles about various [TS]

00:46:35   things that don't make any sense [TS]

00:46:37   that's my dream job well he establishes [TS]

00:46:40   that the bed this is part of the bad [TS]

00:46:42   guys plan all along which is totally a [TS]

00:46:44   you know the movie trope of especially [TS]

00:46:46   in the eighties or anything you know [TS]

00:46:47   when the bad guys mean it's like it's [TS]

00:46:49   going the way we planned [TS]

00:46:50   yes it totally is so much greater evil [TS]

00:46:52   let me get my five respective John [TS]

00:46:54   Carradine is the patron saint of bad [TS]

00:46:56   movies I've seen him in probably at [TS]

00:46:58   least ten movies all of which are [TS]

00:46:59   atrociously terrible and by this point [TS]

00:47:02   in his career this is the last maybe [TS]

00:47:04   five years I he died about four or five [TS]

00:47:06   years after this I think about four [TS]

00:47:07   years before this [TS]

00:47:08   yeah they they want me to give up my [TS]

00:47:12   body so he in this period is do it dude [TS]

00:47:15   it's not working for him here in [TS]

00:47:17   low-budget sci-fi movies in the scene [TS]

00:47:19   where he appears in one scene and [TS]

00:47:21   mumbles and is prominently featured in [TS]

00:47:22   the credits you know he's only in the [TS]

00:47:24   movie [TS]

00:47:24   for about two minutes and this is 1 this [TS]

00:47:27   is one of those this is a couple years [TS]

00:47:29   after he featured in my favorite bad [TS]

00:47:30   movie of all time which is Frankenstein [TS]

00:47:32   imperious dubbed into the air in against [TS]

00:47:37   a green screen for one scene and mumbles [TS]

00:47:39   and you don't understand what the heck [TS]

00:47:40   he's talking about he's slightly more [TS]

00:47:42   coherent here which i will truck up to [TS]

00:47:43   the production values of the ice pirates [TS]

00:47:45   vs frankenstein island but you know it's [TS]

00:47:48   gonna be a great movie when john [TS]

00:47:50   carradine is in and here so that's why [TS]

00:47:52   he's here he's here to like give his [TS]

00:47:54   blessing and say yes this is a bad side [TS]

00:47:56   system that likes you say you're saying [TS]

00:47:59   like he's like sourdough starter for bad [TS]

00:48:01   sci-fi movie yeah I was gonna say he's [TS]

00:48:03   like the Pope of bats high five weeks [TS]

00:48:05   yeah I will I will define defense John [TS]

00:48:07   carinito because he read an interview [TS]

00:48:10   with him and he's talking about how he [TS]

00:48:11   managed to have his career as an actor [TS]

00:48:13   he was always working a why wasn't it [TS]

00:48:15   wasn't it wasn't because he like had no [TS]

00:48:17   standards whatsoever because he believed [TS]

00:48:19   that it's my job to every every single [TS]

00:48:21   roll i have an opportunity to act and to [TS]

00:48:24   do and to do this job that I love doing [TS]

00:48:26   and to learn as an actor in manhattan [TS]

00:48:28   fiat work and it's okay you didn't do [TS]

00:48:31   that it'll pop quantity over quality [TS]

00:48:33   definitely yeah and also also this shit [TS]

00:48:35   there should be a film festival or at [TS]

00:48:37   least like there should be a like a [TS]

00:48:38   Oscars film montage of the scenes of how [TS]

00:48:42   do you have an accurate you really [TS]

00:48:44   really want to hire but he's really [TS]

00:48:46   really old and sick you have to figure [TS]

00:48:49   out a way what if we were to have him in [TS]

00:48:51   a bed and a mechanical bed not going to [TS]

00:48:52   rotate so we stand him up like I did [TS]

00:48:55   think of like jason robards and magnolia [TS]

00:48:57   where they were the oven wanted Jason [TS]

00:49:00   Robards so badly that he's we will write [TS]

00:49:03   your grow as a dying man who was in a [TS]

00:49:06   hospital bed [TS]

00:49:07   we know you need oxygen we will actually [TS]

00:49:08   have a working oxygen tank next to the [TS]

00:49:11   bed and an actual nurse people give you [TS]

00:49:13   oxygen as needed if you if you really [TS]

00:49:16   want to have one more great role in you [TS]

00:49:18   and he said okay you seem to have made [TS]

00:49:20   it easy for me either i can play a dying [TS]

00:49:22   man of emphysema hooked up to an oxygen [TS]

00:49:24   tanks and tank i can do that and so for [TS]

00:49:26   the last 10 years John carotenes life he [TS]

00:49:28   was also given the chance for that role [TS]

00:49:30   of a lifetime [TS]

00:49:32   unfortunately I think another neither [TS]

00:49:35   the star slammer or the ice pirates or [TS]

00:49:38   friends and I would really fit the bill [TS]

00:49:40   I'm sorry your old Frankenstein thailand [TS]

00:49:42   Jason was so much better than his [TS]

00:49:44   I yes I I was uh there's a guy named [TS]

00:49:46   Jason in that movie too for a good [TS]

00:49:49   example of an old actor not being used [TS]

00:49:51   well i highly recommend the Batman 1966 [TS]

00:49:55   episode that has Tallulah Bankhead near [TS]

00:49:57   the end of her life she was not up for [TS]

00:50:00   the action scenes [TS]

00:50:02   yeah well you mean you get you get that [TS]

00:50:03   a lot with the be stunt double but that [TS]

00:50:05   that drops in but with Carrie and I mean [TS]

00:50:08   this is the guy I mean he seriously all [TS]

00:50:12   of the roles in this era he was either [TS]

00:50:13   on a bed or like dubbed in like through [TS]

00:50:17   a green screen as a floating transparent [TS]

00:50:19   ahead [TS]

00:50:20   those are the only choices and yet they [TS]

00:50:22   cast him and he goes back he was in the [TS]

00:50:25   unearthly which uh which a lot of people [TS]

00:50:27   have seen because i was a mystery [TS]

00:50:29   science theater movie hehe worked a lot [TS]

00:50:31   anyway I this is what the segment where [TS]

00:50:33   I say hey john carradine is in this [TS]

00:50:35   movie I've seen way too many john [TS]

00:50:37   carradine movement you because i have [TS]

00:50:38   taken him as a like that is the check [TS]

00:50:41   box of like it's gonna be a bad movie [TS]

00:50:43   oh john carradine to the yes is [TS]

00:50:45   incoherent mumbling has some gravitas to [TS]

00:50:46   because this guy i think yeah yeah yeah [TS]

00:50:50   he looks like he's the Supreme Commander [TS]

00:50:52   is at the end of his life but he knows [TS]

00:50:53   everything and he knows where the bodies [TS]

00:50:54   are buried and you know it's not risks [TS]

00:50:57   and that was that was definitely the [TS]

00:50:58   once what the one of maybe two scenes [TS]

00:51:00   this movie I thought okay maybe just [TS]

00:51:03   stick with this there might think [TS]

00:51:04   they've got some ambition here because [TS]

00:51:06   this is a scene that actually kind of [TS]

00:51:08   works it has no apparent relation to the [TS]

00:51:10   rest film but which is why it works and [TS]

00:51:13   that's right huh [TS]

00:51:15   that seems we should've done more of [TS]

00:51:16   that seems that had nothing to do with [TS]

00:51:18   the rest of the film that seemed took a [TS]

00:51:20   look at the rest of the movie and said [TS]

00:51:21   you guys do whatever you want I'll be [TS]

00:51:23   over here [TS]

00:51:24   arguably every scene in this movie [TS]

00:51:25   except for two had a good that's like [TS]

00:51:29   the overall plot is ice pirates princess [TS]

00:51:31   earth everything else in the movie spate [TS]

00:51:34   spacer Oilers broiler horn John is ruin [TS]

00:51:38   the movie based on the corners for Lance [TS]

00:51:40   robots like everything else in the movie [TS]

00:51:44   the metal detector seen it does not [TS]

00:51:45   everything to do with this tiny donkeys [TS]

00:51:47   and tiny deer that isn't gonna like they [TS]

00:51:49   had ideas for some gags and they're [TS]

00:51:51   gonna find a way to build a movie around [TS]

00:51:53   yeah i just wrote down this movie has [TS]

00:51:55   tone issues about this matter to the way [TS]

00:51:58   through tone overall is we don't really [TS]

00:52:01   care and get the time [TS]

00:52:02   why the hell not sure they're going to [TS]

00:52:05   the pirate moon now and this is where we [TS]

00:52:07   discovered that there's an alien bug [TS]

00:52:09   that looks like a kind of like a pig bug [TS]

00:52:11   is that I think they made that for the [TS]

00:52:13   show to somebody and Creature Shop [TS]

00:52:15   molded some latex and covered with slime [TS]

00:52:17   in the grand tradition of the eighties [TS]

00:52:19   in 1984 we thought that calling [TS]

00:52:21   something space herpes would be really [TS]

00:52:25   really funny and and the nineteen [TS]

00:52:27   eighties painted painted latex covered [TS]

00:52:29   with slime was was it like every movie [TS]

00:52:32   and have something but they even shank [TS]

00:52:33   this joke all you gotta do is have more [TS]

00:52:35   than one how to make it has two hands [TS]

00:52:37   emerged from it and then you can [TS]

00:52:38   actually say herpes instead of her p a [TS]

00:52:40   herpe which which sounds like there's [TS]

00:52:42   gonna be like a hervĂ© Villechaize cameo [TS]

00:52:45   as a point but no I was thinking I was [TS]

00:52:47   thinking Herbie the Love Bug yeah and it [TS]

00:52:50   doesn't seem to have anything to do with [TS]

00:52:51   herpes in any way [TS]

00:52:53   oh no it's the word just here's our [TS]

00:52:56   alien rip off while we say the word [TS]

00:52:58   happy occasion said her dad is out of [TS]

00:53:00   the turkey later it makes them go [TS]

00:53:02   oh it's her pee now i remember at the [TS]

00:53:05   schoolyard I remember kids talking about [TS]

00:53:07   the space herpes and hilarious that was [TS]

00:53:10   they go to pirate moon there's a scene [TS]

00:53:13   where there's a guy doing giving people [TS]

00:53:14   shoeshines and saying that he's running [TS]

00:53:16   out of spit for the shoe shines because [TS]

00:53:18   there's just not enough water man to [TS]

00:53:20   which i wrote my notes this water [TS]

00:53:22   concept still does not make any sense [TS]

00:53:24   yeah there's a scene where they take [TS]

00:53:26   over ish a spaceship full of water [TS]

00:53:28   that's a spaceship full of water is not [TS]

00:53:31   going to supply even in tiny city with [TS]

00:53:36   water let alone part of the galaxy [TS]

00:53:38   yeah also also I was waiting for the [TS]

00:53:40   shot of them actually transferring those [TS]

00:53:42   blocks of water from the big ship into [TS]

00:53:45   the tiny tiny little slice sized ship [TS]

00:53:48   that was parked on top of it I had I had [TS]

00:53:50   trouble following a lot of it they only [TS]

00:53:52   blue that little hole [TS]

00:53:53   it doesn't need to be inside the ship [TS]

00:53:55   they could just tie it to a net and [TS]

00:53:57   leave it outside and space [TS]

00:53:58   so they don't spend that to its credit [TS]

00:54:00   they don't spend any time trying to [TS]

00:54:01   explain anything about the ice or the [TS]

00:54:04   pirating of the ice or the water they [TS]

00:54:05   don't spend a lot of time showing how [TS]

00:54:07   bad the water shortages in the galaxy is [TS]

00:54:09   like it's their kind of in the [TS]

00:54:10   background but we forget about it pretty [TS]

00:54:11   much immediately and yeah now just [TS]

00:54:13   concerned about Princess space hero [TS]

00:54:16   pirates whatever thats to its credit huh [TS]

00:54:19   yeah I maybe it's like if you if you'd [TS]

00:54:22   well if you tried to build a movie [TS]

00:54:23   around that premise it's too dumb like [TS]

00:54:25   you won't work [TS]

00:54:26   you can't accuse this movie of [TS]

00:54:27   overthinking anything yeah they can't [TS]

00:54:29   explain it so they're wise not to try [TS]

00:54:31   yea though they can't explain it so [TS]

00:54:33   that's why they put in the title just [TS]

00:54:37   want you to know that's that as it's [TS]

00:54:39   called hang a lantern on it right is it [TS]

00:54:41   hiding in plain sight yeah maybe also [TS]

00:54:44   ice is a terrible way to transfer water [TS]

00:54:46   from what place are you got it [TS]

00:54:47   well it stays frozen and space easily [TS]

00:54:49   and there i love how they walk through [TS]

00:54:50   they walk through these giant rooms [TS]

00:54:52   filled with blocks of ice but nobody's [TS]

00:54:53   cold [TS]

00:54:53   no yeah that was weird it if you're [TS]

00:54:56   going to transfer through space that's [TS]

00:54:58   one thing but if you're just gonna like [TS]

00:54:59   put it into a warehouse that you have [TS]

00:55:01   climate controlled like it also doesn't [TS]

00:55:03   make any sense [TS]

00:55:03   well it also takes up more space in the [TS]

00:55:05   frozen form through so you [TS]

00:55:08   yeah it's done the one who's done i've [TS]

00:55:11   come to the conclusion this movement is [TS]

00:55:12   kind of dumb and that's rocket surgery [TS]

00:55:14   thanks next week so we have but women [TS]

00:55:17   the bar scene we have the poltergeist [TS]

00:55:19   lady though [TS]

00:55:20   yes is irate dan is clean [TS]

00:55:23   that's it's not it's not the poltergeist [TS]

00:55:30   lady it's oh what's your name in total [TS]

00:55:33   recall [TS]

00:55:33   I think it's willow is it the lady from [TS]

00:55:36   ice pirates i do some good news though [TS]

00:55:41   there is a polar ice connection in that [TS]

00:55:43   this cinematographer was from [TS]

00:55:44   poltergeist [TS]

00:55:45   oh that is such good news yeah and then [TS]

00:55:49   he then he goes on later in life to do a [TS]

00:55:51   two star trek movies [TS]

00:55:53   good for him the director of this movie [TS]

00:55:54   went out to make mac and me that was on [TS]

00:55:58   the list you got to because latex [TS]

00:56:00   expertise and put that into mac me [TS]

00:56:02   we've reached the point in the movie [TS]

00:56:04   where the second i would i would argue [TS]

00:56:06   most racist thing happens which is in [TS]

00:56:10   which is thats everywhere like this [TS]

00:56:11   feature a certain word is used that it [TS]

00:56:13   is supposed to be used in polite company [TS]

00:56:15   road warrior Elton John arrives [TS]

00:56:17   yeah he does he's got the metal ski [TS]

00:56:19   goggle frames he looks a little like [TS]

00:56:21   bono from u2 he is that horrible racist [TS]

00:56:24   in his fly persona you're talking about [TS]

00:56:26   yes he's got the crazy crazy gold medal [TS]

00:56:30   ski goggle frames with nothing in them [TS]

00:56:31   and he's a racist he says a terrible [TS]

00:56:33   thing and then says I mean the black [TS]

00:56:35   gentleman because he's talking to it [TS]

00:56:37   like a single take that political [TS]

00:56:39   correctness [TS]

00:56:40   so again this is this is mining the the [TS]

00:56:43   Blazing Saddles territory only again [TS]

00:56:46   they failed to actually make a joke [TS]

00:56:47   which is a little bit probably just kind [TS]

00:56:50   of like you forget in the eighties that [TS]

00:56:52   they would routinely have people say [TS]

00:56:53   things like this not as a statement on [TS]

00:56:55   them at all like it's an unintentional [TS]

00:56:58   statement on the state of race relations [TS]

00:57:00   in the eighties like there was ok just [TS]

00:57:02   to say that it showed this little bit [TS]

00:57:04   urban gritty but not saying he's a bad [TS]

00:57:05   guy or anything for saying this you know [TS]

00:57:07   things like Empire what to say right [TS]

00:57:09   yeah that's what ever that you didn't [TS]

00:57:11   think I correct basically e corrected [TS]

00:57:13   himself and said I mean the blackjack [TS]

00:57:15   yes that's after this other person shot [TS]

00:57:17   and let's take that political [TS]

00:57:18   correctness yeah as as the like those [TS]

00:57:20   like a fifth script originally so look [TS]

00:57:22   we really can't have him say that but we [TS]

00:57:25   get let's have not only that but it's [TS]

00:57:26   okay because then there's a fight and [TS]

00:57:28   anjelica huston cut his head off [TS]

00:57:30   good point we get what's coming to him [TS]

00:57:32   yeah and and remind me again why [TS]

00:57:34   Anjelica Huston is not the the female [TS]

00:57:36   lead in this movie remind me again [TS]

00:57:37   because every time I see her like that [TS]

00:57:39   seem to have three of them sitting at [TS]

00:57:40   the table talking at all anjelica huston [TS]

00:57:41   does is act with her eyes [TS]

00:57:43   I'm so much more interested in her than [TS]

00:57:45   I am the princess lady did oh do not [TS]

00:57:47   even funny [TS]

00:57:48   why because she's not a TV actress and [TS]

00:57:50   not have a problem rolls go to the TV [TS]

00:57:52   people in this film is she coming off [TS]

00:57:54   captain EO here or she about to do [TS]

00:57:56   captain I think about to do [TS]

00:57:58   yeah there you go so shit so I bet a lot [TS]

00:58:01   of her prep for that movie working for [TS]

00:58:03   Francis Ford Coppola that's what she was [TS]

00:58:05   that that's what you put into her eyes [TS]

00:58:06   parents I she was really this young when [TS]

00:58:08   she did Captain EO that's that's some [TS]

00:58:09   good makeup this is just after she did [TS]

00:58:11   this is spinal tap too I think [TS]

00:58:13   yep that's about right um yeah I i must [TS]

00:58:17   say before i watch this movie the [TS]

00:58:20   thought of scantily clad anjelica huston [TS]

00:58:21   was not high on my list of things that I [TS]

00:58:23   wanted to witness but and now now I'm [TS]

00:58:26   okay with it [TS]

00:58:27   what a fool you were alright well good [TS]

00:58:29   news [TS]

00:58:30   space pirates space parents have turkey [TS]

00:58:33   bodies is how this i just want to point [TS]

00:58:36   that out babe you have parents but they [TS]

00:58:38   have the bodies of plucked this [TS]

00:58:40   yeah they're just letters plug parents [TS]

00:58:42   yeah yeah it's one as I love that they [TS]

00:58:44   did the whole talking parrot gag but [TS]

00:58:46   they didn't bother waiting for like a [TS]

00:58:48   cut where the the parent actually had [TS]

00:58:50   its mouth open at any point so it'sit's [TS]

00:58:52   talking with a completely closed mouth [TS]

00:58:54   and everything you see the parrot Rock [TS]

00:58:55   was I the one who's literally really [TS]

00:58:58   closely at those puppets because again [TS]

00:59:00   we getting back to that the the poor [TS]

00:59:02   actors who was in that smoky tube this [TS]

00:59:04   is the sort of movie that would just [TS]

00:59:06   sort of let's just pull the feathers off [TS]

00:59:07   of a cover-up parrot because I also be [TS]

00:59:09   like much less expensive than making a [TS]

00:59:11   puppet [TS]

00:59:12   I think it was that way when they found [TS]

00:59:13   it in the back of the prop class yeah it [TS]

00:59:16   died on the second day of shooting for [TS]

00:59:18   because of bad treatment and then they [TS]

00:59:19   had to build a puppet to save it okay [TS]

00:59:22   now we're we're we're headed out into an [TS]

00:59:24   exciting location scene for one of the [TS]

00:59:26   most exciting parts might be a location [TS]

00:59:28   that's near la but the desert [TS]

00:59:30   it's the dead and just outside his eyes [TS]

00:59:33   except the winner now that the the [TS]

00:59:36   conveyance that's being driven from my [TS]

00:59:38   lizard lady and the frog lady is the [TS]

00:59:41   winner of the making x-wing out of [TS]

00:59:43   cardboard but they have solar panels on [TS]

00:59:47   it which is kind of that kind of clever [TS]

00:59:49   think about the all speaking of things [TS]

00:59:51   for movies they just throw in there [TS]

00:59:52   they're like people like Caddyshack [TS]

00:59:54   right i mean I'm assuming this was after [TS]

00:59:56   cataract why else [TS]

00:59:57   why else would have liked it's just [TS]

00:59:57   why else would have liked it's just [TS]

01:00:00   like you just you know anything was fair [TS]

01:00:02   game [TS]

01:00:03   people like an attack movie that is [TS]

01:00:04   funny things with the Gophers put them [TS]

01:00:05   in just don't don't argue space partner [TS]

01:00:07   just don't have a popping up little [TS]

01:00:09   little bit around prairie dogs or [TS]

01:00:11   whatever pop and apparently it was [TS]

01:00:12   enough to show up on the poster because [TS]

01:00:14   / prominently displayed at the bottom [TS]

01:00:16   center of the poster is one of those [TS]

01:00:18   little things even though they had no [TS]

01:00:19   actual part to play in the fill the [TS]

01:00:21   space covers are central to this movie [TS]

01:00:23   well it's also one of those strange [TS]

01:00:26   things where you can see that they just [TS]

01:00:28   dug up a bunch of dirt [TS]

01:00:29   yeah I know anyone turning it in it just [TS]

01:00:31   looks like yeah it's it's terrible [TS]

01:00:34   yeah and then they have a sucky of all [TS]

01:00:36   the things that they could have spent [TS]

01:00:37   money on in this movie and digging a [TS]

01:00:40   hole and putting people to have to [TS]

01:00:43   operate little hand puppets white and [TS]

01:00:44   toes probably already there like [TS]

01:00:46   everything else maybe some other movie [TS]

01:00:47   and dug the hole and they just do it [TS]

01:00:49   rental whole do you get the impression [TS]

01:00:50   impression there's actually a hand in [TS]

01:00:52   those puppets because it looks to me [TS]

01:00:53   like a stick with a company Datuk they [TS]

01:00:55   could have hired the special effects [TS]

01:00:56   genius behind Caddyshack epic know it [TS]

01:01:00   would look better [TS]

01:01:01   yeah ditto for his awesome Caddyshack oh [TS]

01:01:03   yeah so these vehicles that they made up [TS]

01:01:06   like it's the previously when they go [TS]

01:01:07   into the pirate moon as well I thought [TS]

01:01:09   the same thing when they're right [TS]

01:01:10   they're arriving at the bar at the Power [TS]

01:01:11   movement they had some kind of [TS]

01:01:12   conveyance look like it was probably [TS]

01:01:14   used to carry like tourists around on [TS]

01:01:16   like the MGM studio tour [TS]

01:01:17   yeah it doesn't limo on it and they just [TS]

01:01:19   put a bunch of like sci-fi crap on it [TS]

01:01:21   and I remember thinking geez that's a [TS]

01:01:23   lot of money to spend for seen this [TS]

01:01:25   thing's gonna be in for two seconds [TS]

01:01:26   given the budget that I didn't know the [TS]

01:01:28   budget was as high as it was but I'm [TS]

01:01:29   like someone had to stick up under [TS]

01:01:31   sci-fi crap to that thing and spray [TS]

01:01:32   painted with a can of krylon and it's [TS]

01:01:34   only on the movie for 42 seconds at [TS]

01:01:36   least the desert one they spend a long [TS]

01:01:38   time long showing it move around later [TS]

01:01:41   it is the the big one with the big [TS]

01:01:42   wheels running around the Romish a skull [TS]

01:01:44   on the fritz all made out of plywood for [TS]

01:01:46   poorly spray-painted but at least it [TS]

01:01:48   like they get their money's worth out of [TS]

01:01:49   it was somebody got college credit for [TS]

01:01:51   doing that there's a tractor with with a [TS]

01:01:53   paper mache skull and some boards on it [TS]

01:01:56   sounds even all start with the cardboard [TS]

01:01:58   x-wing on it and they fight sort of i [TS]

01:02:01   mean someone clearly saw mad max went oh [TS]

01:02:03   let's add security future world but it [TS]

01:02:07   had a baby sad baby animals you baby [TS]

01:02:09   donkeys someone had to buy a wrist [TS]

01:02:10   rocket so there's an old man [TS]

01:02:13   that in the desert any frog costume [TS]

01:02:15   probably set him back like 20 bucks he [TS]

01:02:16   was aged by a time warp the old man in [TS]

01:02:18   the desert and he tells them a story of [TS]

01:02:20   The Legend of the seventh world but he [TS]

01:02:22   can't go very far with this wonderful [TS]

01:02:24   place where there's water because [TS]

01:02:25   there's another ship coming across the [TS]

01:02:27   desert with a paper mache skull on the [TS]

01:02:28   front there's a lot of very securely [TS]

01:02:31   fast because I look could we point out [TS]

01:02:33   exactly why because what if one of one [TS]

01:02:36   of Roberts friends upon greeting him in [TS]

01:02:38   this pirate laughing hey did you know [TS]

01:02:40   there's this enormous bounty on your [TS]

01:02:42   head [TS]

01:02:43   yeah it's the bounty hunters come to get [TS]

01:02:46   him to blow up the cardboard x-wing they [TS]

01:02:48   run over a robot they are more frag lady [TS]

01:02:51   fraud label that the poor frog lady in [TS]

01:02:54   the cardboard x-wing they are very [TS]

01:02:55   economical with their laser use but so [TS]

01:02:59   then we have we have a chase that occurs [TS]

01:03:02   he's dragged behind the big thing there [TS]

01:03:04   yes you guys dragging behind their [TS]

01:03:05   little thing and the one guy is run over [TS]

01:03:07   horribly and the guy who's captaining [TS]

01:03:10   the the skull ship kinda looks behind [TS]

01:03:12   actually a little bit sad that he's run [TS]

01:03:14   over one of his buddies Robert Urich [TS]

01:03:16   does what it takes advantage of this [TS]

01:03:18   distraction to let go of the chain from [TS]

01:03:20   behind his vehicle position in a perfect [TS]

01:03:24   way where he can go back underneath the [TS]

01:03:26   other vehicle but not be run over then [TS]

01:03:27   grab ahold of the wheel and use the [TS]

01:03:29   spinning force of the wheel to fling his [TS]

01:03:32   body up on to the platform of the skull [TS]

01:03:36   tractor of surprising everybody on the [TS]

01:03:39   skull tractor so we can just like bump [TS]

01:03:41   them off by just pushing them a little [TS]

01:03:43   with his elbow and they all fall off [TS]

01:03:45   into the desert except for the one guy [TS]

01:03:46   and then everybody dies on that i'm at [TS]

01:03:50   craft on the sail craft mad max it is [TS]

01:03:53   not now this is a pulsating fighting [TS]

01:03:56   what are you talking about Robert your [TS]

01:03:57   key if I'm gonna think like I Catskills [TS]

01:04:00   comedian who goes up it says these are [TS]

01:04:01   the jokes folks I feel like the whole [TS]

01:04:03   time is going on someone saying this is [TS]

01:04:04   the action scene folks [TS]

01:04:06   yeah we're literally just gets behind a [TS]

01:04:07   bunch of people and kind of bumps into [TS]

01:04:09   them and they fall off going up [TS]

01:04:11   I don't think it was even a Wilhelm girl [TS]

01:04:13   i will know you needed you needed a [TS]

01:04:14   warehouse which [TS]

01:04:15   important for Wilhelm they weren't even [TS]

01:04:18   going that fast so we're just supposed [TS]

01:04:20   to assume that there is a bleep terrible [TS]

01:04:23   fall off and immediately walk over to [TS]

01:04:24   craft services table and they may have [TS]

01:04:26   survived only the one guy who's left to [TS]

01:04:29   right little drive into some barrels of [TS]

01:04:31   some kind and we discovered that paper [TS]

01:04:32   mache is incredibly explosively are you [TS]

01:04:34   Bumi is the eighties every vehicle [TS]

01:04:37   exploded watch anything chips taught us [TS]

01:04:39   that it might add a Pinto underneath [TS]

01:04:41   it's hard to say they didn't have water [TS]

01:04:43   to make the paper mache so these [TS]

01:04:44   nitroglycerin a good point let me take a [TS]

01:04:48   little bit of a break from the bad movie [TS]

01:04:50   to tell you about a great service its [TS]

01:04:52   mail route you've heard me talk about [TS]

01:04:54   that before [TS]

01:04:54   basically mail route is a cloud email [TS]

01:04:56   filtering surface so you don't have to [TS]

01:04:58   install any software on your computer or [TS]

01:04:59   your mail server at all [TS]

01:05:01   it lives in the cloud it takes in all [TS]

01:05:03   the mail you change the MX records for [TS]

01:05:05   your domain so that they're going [TS]

01:05:07   directly to mail route that takes in all [TS]

01:05:09   your mail it uses its intelligent cloud [TS]

01:05:11   based filtering system to kick-out all [TS]

01:05:14   spam viruses and bounced email and put [TS]

01:05:16   them in a little holding bin and then [TS]

01:05:17   only the good mail goes to your mail [TS]

01:05:19   server i used to run a mail server on my [TS]

01:05:22   home network which meant that every [TS]

01:05:24   connection of spam and viruses and [TS]

01:05:26   everything like that that was trying to [TS]

01:05:28   be sent to me by spammers would go over [TS]

01:05:31   my connection and it was slow down my [TS]

01:05:33   internet connection [TS]

01:05:34   the beauty of something like mail route [TS]

01:05:36   is that that that that just never gets [TS]

01:05:38   to your server it stays on mail route [TS]

01:05:40   server if something good does get [TS]

01:05:42   filtered as spam which happens [TS]

01:05:44   occasionally although I have to say it's [TS]

01:05:46   very rare you get a little spam digest [TS]

01:05:48   that says here's the stuff we filtered [TS]

01:05:50   out today [TS]

01:05:50   it shows you the mail route is working [TS]

01:05:52   but also if you see something good with [TS]

01:05:54   one click you can have it delivered and [TS]

01:05:55   have the person who sent it whitelisted [TS]

01:05:57   so they will never have their email [TS]

01:06:00   blocked again it works great i've been [TS]

01:06:02   using it for I got to say at least a [TS]

01:06:04   year and a half now and I'm really happy [TS]

01:06:06   with it so you should check it out the [TS]

01:06:07   good news is there's a risk-free trial [TS]

01:06:09   you don't need a credit card you sign up [TS]

01:06:10   you point your MX records at mail route [TS]

01:06:12   and your mailbox and hardware are [TS]

01:06:14   completely protected and if you're an [TS]

01:06:17   a-lister of the uncomfortable and I [TS]

01:06:19   suspect you are because you're listening [TS]

01:06:20   to the uncomfortable right now you get [TS]

01:06:22   ten percent off with a lifetime of your [TS]

01:06:23   account mail route by going to mail [TS]

01:06:25   route dotnet / incomparable [TS]

01:06:28   right now if you're an email [TS]

01:06:30   administrator IT professional they've [TS]

01:06:32   got all the buzz words they've gotten [TS]

01:06:33   api for account management there's ldap [TS]

01:06:35   Active Directory TLS male bagging got [TS]

01:06:37   that male bagging is the best outbound [TS]

01:06:40   relay and a whole lot more [TS]

01:06:41   you should check it out i've been using [TS]

01:06:43   it it filters my spam out before it even [TS]

01:06:45   gets to my mail server [TS]

01:06:46   thank you to mail route for sponsoring [TS]

01:06:48   the uncomfortable and keeping my inbox [TS]

01:06:49   free and clear of spam [TS]

01:06:52   all right back to the ice pirates this [TS]

01:06:54   really just doesn't make any sense at [TS]

01:06:56   all with the editing the directing I [TS]

01:06:57   don't know what they were thinking but [TS]

01:06:58   the other car which had been running [TS]

01:07:01   perfectly fine had somehow turned over [TS]

01:07:03   and the guy was dead or dying should say [TS]

01:07:06   and but today we the whole entire time [TS]

01:07:09   we've just been following Jason on top [TS]

01:07:11   of the craft and on top of the the thing [TS]

01:07:13   so it did what would happen to them they [TS]

01:07:15   were fine like five seconds I think we [TS]

01:07:17   knew that he he got lost or something [TS]

01:07:19   but yea right there's an explosion and [TS]

01:07:21   he falls over does not carry him to the [TS]

01:07:23   car [TS]

01:07:23   yeah I think he's messed up before they [TS]

01:07:26   even get into the right that's it and he [TS]

01:07:28   dies and it's sad [TS]

01:07:29   is it sad that the cut-rate hurt us is [TS]

01:07:32   dead it so they go back to the ship and [TS]

01:07:34   while on the ship Robert Urich reads a [TS]

01:07:36   space travel magazine i kid you not and [TS]

01:07:39   has a product placement for club red [TS]

01:07:42   which is the Club Med of space again a [TS]

01:07:45   joke with no actual joke content oh it's [TS]

01:07:48   like Club Med acceptance in space and [TS]

01:07:50   have you ever been to club red [TS]

01:07:52   no I'll yep I've been there was a good [TS]

01:07:56   it's not as good as you would think it [TS]

01:07:57   is no it wasn't as good as in the ad so [TS]

01:07:59   the people in the movie know what club [TS]

01:08:01   that is it's unclear because the [TS]

01:08:04   screenwriter did they haven't been to [TS]

01:08:06   earth [TS]

01:08:07   the amazing thing is they both mug like [TS]

01:08:10   the joke is hilarious and no joke has [TS]

01:08:12   been made no it's like the bullets but [TS]

01:08:14   it's my club med except in space and it [TS]

01:08:16   has a different name that I remember a [TS]

01:08:17   lot of club bad jokes in the eighties to [TS]

01:08:19   don't you remember like that was that [TS]

01:08:20   was a common common fodder for their [TS]

01:08:23   product they didn't they decided not to [TS]

01:08:24   make one know you have too much harder [TS]

01:08:26   when there's no joke if there's a joke [TS]

01:08:29   you can just let it win [TS]

01:08:30   there's no joke you guys sweat it there [TS]

01:08:32   are four lines and no joke is to be [TS]

01:08:34   found amongst them [TS]

01:08:35   it's amazing here we learned that the [TS]

01:08:37   water planet the seventh planet has rain [TS]

01:08:40   and cloud [TS]

01:08:41   which everybody seems to know what they [TS]

01:08:43   are even though even though they don't [TS]

01:08:44   have so they took off and they went [TS]

01:08:46   through the clouds all the clouds here [TS]

01:08:47   are like acid rain [TS]

01:08:48   yeah if you want a movie from the [TS]

01:08:49   eighties as intermediaries that it [TS]

01:08:51   involves people being creditless about [TS]

01:08:53   sources of water was just going to do [TS]

01:08:55   this from the eighties let's see uh they [TS]

01:09:00   they cook a turkey but it's been [TS]

01:09:03   infested by a space her p [TS]

01:09:04   oh no Thomas Cook cities in the kitchen [TS]

01:09:07   slaving away [TS]

01:09:08   yeah yeah yeahs jamba to zachs working [TS]

01:09:10   on it and and then the space 41 emerges [TS]

01:09:13   is dragged across the table on a visible [TS]

01:09:16   string [TS]

01:09:16   oh yeah then goes away no attempt is [TS]

01:09:20   made no attempt at all to disguise the [TS]

01:09:22   string and old lady spits out her food [TS]

01:09:24   it's another state another checkbox [TS]

01:09:26   rabies movie yes [TS]

01:09:27   yep she might as well have said check [TS]

01:09:30   please [TS]

01:09:31   alright here we go now we're at the [TS]

01:09:34   really at the core of the movie which is [TS]

01:09:37   Bruce Vilanch they've made a visit Bruce [TS]

01:09:40   Vilanch and sound stages smoking [TS]

01:09:42   collection of near naked women and an [TS]

01:09:44   owl he could more check boxes in the [TS]

01:09:47   eighties movies checklist and got a [TS]

01:09:48   bunch of scantily clad women and they [TS]

01:09:50   have unicorns for crying out loud not [TS]

01:09:52   not just that for another early eighties [TS]

01:09:54   phenomenally for emergence of female [TS]

01:09:56   bodybuilders which means that they're [TS]

01:09:58   just simply athletic and fit as opposed [TS]

01:10:00   to like very muscley but yes American [TS]

01:10:02   Gladiators was just around the corner so [TS]

01:10:04   that they might be the gorgeous ladies [TS]

01:10:05   of wrestling bordello the future zap [TS]

01:10:09   ladies and gentlemen it's not have to [TS]

01:10:11   say the tri system does look [TS]

01:10:12   suspiciously like a soundstage and some [TS]

01:10:14   dry ice [TS]

01:10:15   yeah i just opened a soundstage like [TS]

01:10:18   that didn't before this one they're like [TS]

01:10:20   can we become how cheaply can we do this [TS]

01:10:22   can we just not have assets sure smokers [TS]

01:10:23   asset right everybody is going to be [TS]

01:10:25   focused on Bruce Vilanch anyway it [TS]

01:10:27   doesn't like a whore and like a hotel [TS]

01:10:29   lobby or theater lobby for the his like [TS]

01:10:31   thrown scene so they don't have to do a [TS]

01:10:32   set that there is this location that was [TS]

01:10:35   a clear that I this is the cut his head [TS]

01:10:38   off his head company's fine [TS]

01:10:41   Oh his head coming off is the best [TS]

01:10:43   special effects ever achieved [TS]

01:10:45   the cutting technique of having the [TS]

01:10:46   screen edge just stop at his neck and [TS]

01:10:50   they call that movie magic [TS]

01:10:52   you don't even see it you don't even [TS]

01:10:54   suspect like how did they even do that [TS]

01:10:55   were so wrapped up in the movie then we [TS]

01:10:58   don't even notice such trivial things [TS]

01:10:59   that is that you fill it in with your [TS]

01:11:01   imagination and that's this megaphone [TS]

01:11:03   special effect of all come to think of [TS]

01:11:05   it locating wish villages neck does [TS]

01:11:07   require some haha so he said his head [TS]

01:11:11   comes off the mirror naked ladies at [TS]

01:11:13   fight they torture the severed head of [TS]

01:11:16   Bruce Vilanch which is food but its fine [TS]

01:11:18   its time because he's just a hand [TS]

01:11:20   railing at and they fight and they find [TS]

01:11:23   the princess's father who is an Omega [TS]

01:11:25   robot which is a kind of robot that's [TS]

01:11:28   mostly human but a robot instead of foam [TS]

01:11:30   rubber [TS]

01:11:31   yeah they make a mistake of trying to [TS]

01:11:32   have another dramatic scene like when [TS]

01:11:33   the guy dies they try to be dramatic [TS]

01:11:35   when she said that her dad's a robot [TS]

01:11:36   that trying to be dramatic don't even [TS]

01:11:38   they should not do this setup so she's [TS]

01:11:40   half robot now you're missing a [TS]

01:11:44   threesome or Delta robot that's funny [TS]

01:11:46   she doesn't look british general tone [TS]

01:11:48   robot but have no fear she blows on a [TS]

01:11:52   ring which get to create a hologram [TS]

01:11:54   which tells her the hologram tells her [TS]

01:11:57   that her father can truly be found at [TS]

01:11:59   and i wrote this down because it's very [TS]

01:12:01   in all the galaxies how will you find [TS]

01:12:03   him how will you reach your father and [TS]

01:12:05   the answer is he's at coordinates 283 on [TS]

01:12:08   Iona projection 283 that's where he is [TS]

01:12:11   just go over there 2283 and I my own a [TS]

01:12:13   projection I don't know what you didn't [TS]

01:12:15   know what projection to use before [TS]

01:12:17   well that's right that's that's the key [TS]

01:12:18   is it's not just the number you also [TS]

01:12:19   have to know what style of projection it [TS]

01:12:21   is with the Iona projection 283 will be [TS]

01:12:24   better you don't know how many [TS]

01:12:25   projections there are if there are large [TS]

01:12:27   actions 283 could be granular and it [TS]

01:12:29   really is somewhere in all the galaxies [TS]

01:12:31   yeah they really missed us a chance to [TS]

01:12:33   play up the space pirate thing here [TS]

01:12:35   because they could have had a treasure [TS]

01:12:36   map where you have to go to a net will I [TS]

01:12:38   then take 15 paces that way [TS]

01:12:41   well see that would have required having [TS]

01:12:43   a course because several times they talk [TS]

01:12:45   about if we deviate it all will be lost [TS]

01:12:47   in the the time work forever but they [TS]

01:12:49   don't have a course they just have a [TS]

01:12:51   coordinate they have to go to so it [TS]

01:12:53   doesn't really make any sense at all [TS]

01:12:54   you're going they're going straight [TS]

01:12:56   it's free today [TS]

01:12:57   just just hold it steady and it will be [TS]

01:12:59   steady as she goes why casual there's [TS]

01:13:01   only one way in on the Iona projection [TS]

01:13:03   will that way really fast something gets [TS]

01:13:06   in your way [TS]

01:13:07   don't turn them yeah well but there was [TS]

01:13:09   a really funny a line here is officer [TS]

01:13:12   off-screen from Bruce Vilanch [TS]

01:13:14   yes care to mention closet ya know that [TS]

01:13:17   one does not get as a kid [TS]

01:13:18   the ring comes out of his mouth we have [TS]

01:13:20   our we have our c-3po we have our c-3po [TS]

01:13:23   jobs here to from june Bruce Vilanch I [TS]

01:13:25   always wanted to get ahead [TS]

01:13:27   don't drop me I just got my nose done [TS]

01:13:29   that's a back-and-forth man that is gold [TS]

01:13:32   well Bruce Vilanch is a bad actor but [TS]

01:13:35   you can rely on him to come up with a [TS]

01:13:37   bunch of cheesy one-liners like I'm sure [TS]

01:13:40   all of his stuff was his own material [TS]

01:13:42   that's his core competency just wanted [TS]

01:13:43   to get ahead right though would you care [TS]

01:13:46   to make a deposit is a genuinely funny [TS]

01:13:48   line and emerson and one that won the [TS]

01:13:50   kids are not going to get it strikes me [TS]

01:13:52   that must have been a complete accident [TS]

01:13:53   because he says it off screen [TS]

01:13:55   yeah and I I think they just forgot to [TS]

01:13:57   remove it nobody noticed even said it [TS]

01:14:00   and so this movie decides the next part [TS]

01:14:03   is that like all eighties movies it is [TS]

01:14:05   going to have a straight-up mostly [TS]

01:14:07   taking itself seriously love scene [TS]

01:14:09   between the leads totally gratuitous sex [TS]

01:14:11   scene on the holodeck with porno music [TS]

01:14:13   by casio it's not a hollow deck they [TS]

01:14:15   have an actual wind machine and [TS]

01:14:16   sprinklers in every pattern eyes are [TS]

01:14:18   missing one of the important parts of [TS]

01:14:20   the movie before we get to the holiday [TS]

01:14:21   club scene which is they've rebuilt the [TS]

01:14:23   robot and now he's black [TS]

01:14:25   why is he black because i wanted to make [TS]

01:14:27   a perfect sense Roscoe yes [TS]

01:14:29   yeah there's always like a weird mix of [TS]

01:14:31   like just you know that minorities [TS]

01:14:34   accepting their roles in 80 society and [TS]

01:14:36   rebelling against that suddenly by by [TS]

01:14:38   making them making human character in [TS]

01:14:40   the movie was black and by get you know [TS]

01:14:43   fighting against the stereotypes with [TS]

01:14:44   like I don't know if it was supposed to [TS]

01:14:45   be hilarious that there look look at [TS]

01:14:47   them they're so the rebelling against [TS]

01:14:49   these stereotypes but yet that you know [TS]

01:14:52   at that line is that it's not funny it's [TS]

01:14:54   not played for laughs but it's like I [TS]

01:14:57   don't know it's like defiant [TS]

01:14:59   yeah it's weird also there I just this [TS]

01:15:02   is the point where i wanted to mention [TS]

01:15:03   again that there were all these baby [TS]

01:15:05   animals on the ship happens because they [TS]

01:15:08   got them you've got them in the process [TS]

01:15:09   of our [TS]

01:15:10   and how's everything else when you have [TS]

01:15:11   a water shortage you definitely want to [TS]

01:15:13   start your own zoo know it was that they [TS]

01:15:16   rented them for that scene in the desert [TS]

01:15:18   they said we got it for next 2-3 days [TS]

01:15:19   ok we're not going to we're gonna use [TS]

01:15:21   them they're there for the timewarp gag [TS]

01:15:24   later on yes that's that's why they're [TS]

01:15:25   so Robert Urich playing space pirate to [TS]

01:15:28   the hilt is wearing his puffy shirt here [TS]

01:15:29   he's got his official pirate shirt on ya [TS]

01:15:32   has to get the chest hair [TS]

01:15:33   he goes to the the door of the princess [TS]

01:15:35   and she is saying oh a little harder [TS]

01:15:39   that's perfect don't stop don't stop to [TS]

01:15:42   which he's like I'm going in there and [TS]

01:15:45   find a robot with steam coming out of [TS]

01:15:47   his head ears or whatever he's been [TS]

01:15:51   massaging her chase and what were you [TS]

01:15:53   thinking I assume although I expected a [TS]

01:15:56   bigger like oh that was a great massage [TS]

01:15:58   and they just gonna leave it there i [TS]

01:15:59   think i know every single thing that [TS]

01:16:01   they attempt to do in this movie the [TS]

01:16:02   shank into the bushes and some people [TS]

01:16:04   don't like me that's all you need it all [TS]

01:16:06   you needed was the setup like there's no [TS]

01:16:08   one needed mine is like you just got [TS]

01:16:09   here we go harder it's like that's the [TS]

01:16:11   laugh line like instead of being the [TS]

01:16:13   setup i do have to say children who [TS]

01:16:15   might accidentally watch this movie at [TS]

01:16:17   some point please please take heed of [TS]

01:16:19   this fact a lot of body to rub is not a [TS]

01:16:23   good line to pick up my sis not at this [TS]

01:16:29   point in my notes just as they exchanged [TS]

01:16:31   double entendre that because that's what [TS]

01:16:35   happens there's it's not really smart [TS]

01:16:37   clever dialogue and English doing it on [TS]

01:16:39   a breathy and they kiss each other job [TS]

01:16:42   on holodeck concerns brought his [TS]

01:16:43   favorite program which is a clear square [TS]

01:16:46   of plastic and that he inserts into the [TS]

01:16:48   eighties at electronic game now that do [TS]

01:16:51   you think it was a holodeck 2 I really [TS]

01:16:53   don't think that was a holiday i think [TS]

01:16:55   it just had a screen [TS]

01:16:57   well it has rained and water and we [TS]

01:16:59   assume that water wasn't really there i [TS]

01:17:01   guess it's holiday we assume its water [TS]

01:17:03   is in shortage you don't you don't use [TS]

01:17:05   it on the holiday yes this is why it's [TS]

01:17:06   in shortage because everybody in system [TS]

01:17:08   having sex under sprinklers all the time [TS]

01:17:10   it was [TS]

01:17:11   wasn't it was anti biotics that's what [TS]

01:17:13   was so yeah it's a screen with various [TS]

01:17:16   things behind it in the end the rim rain [TS]

01:17:20   and at one point it looks very much like [TS]

01:17:22   a romance novel cover except with Robert [TS]

01:17:25   Urich it's derek is fabia the cat the [TS]

01:17:28   casio demo tape really does w me in this [TS]

01:17:31   my notes say please make it stop [TS]

01:17:33   yes is when we get the line around about [TS]

01:17:35   it feels so stiff the Melman I mean it [TS]

01:17:38   just keeps going [TS]

01:17:40   it's so long that I was yelling at the [TS]

01:17:41   screen what is this scene doing in this [TS]

01:17:44   movie [TS]

01:17:45   shouldn't you be at the controls is not [TS]

01:17:47   that bad [TS]

01:17:49   love scenes if you had a movie and they [TS]

01:17:51   were leads you had to have a steamy love [TS]

01:17:52   seen my next line of notes is just God [TS]

01:17:56   yeah I was gonna say that's the point [TS]

01:17:57   where you tweeted so so bad but i have [TS]

01:18:02   to say then it can be wrapped all the [TS]

01:18:05   way around and i laughed out loud for [TS]

01:18:07   one of the only times in this movie [TS]

01:18:08   because all of a sudden they cut to [TS]

01:18:10   stock footage of waves coming in yes [TS]

01:18:13   not tonight as well be a train going [TS]

01:18:15   into a tunnel volcano erupting rocket [TS]

01:18:18   taking off that was a really funny [TS]

01:18:20   you don't need to reinvent the wheel [TS]

01:18:21   here that was really funny [TS]

01:18:23   I I like that a lot the stock footage of [TS]

01:18:25   weight and and the best thing was the [TS]

01:18:26   stock footage was like it was terrible [TS]

01:18:28   liar but like it was it looked like it [TS]

01:18:30   was I don't know like like it was from [TS]

01:18:32   VHS or something to the heavy HS it [TS]

01:18:34   wasn't film it was just like a lower [TS]

01:18:36   resolution and dimly lit and just it was [TS]

01:18:39   however they did the rear screen [TS]

01:18:40   projection in this movie they because it [TS]

01:18:43   is a couple times like when the guy [TS]

01:18:44   watches the ship take off and stuff like [TS]

01:18:46   that you can see it's actually [TS]

01:18:47   stuttering because that would show it [TS]

01:18:50   like out of sync slightly in which is [TS]

01:18:52   strange because in the credits there's [TS]

01:18:53   somebody who's credited with keeping [TS]

01:18:55   everything in sync but the rear screen [TS]

01:18:57   projection is awful [TS]

01:18:59   oh I love those waves though because [TS]

01:19:01   that's just that's just go ahead do it [TS]

01:19:03   so but but they can't no more time for [TS]

01:19:06   any more action because it's red alert [TS]

01:19:09   on the ship you can tell because of the [TS]

01:19:11   arugba sections that are sick of my red [TS]

01:19:14   alert about my relationship because [TS]

01:19:16   they're entering the timewarp yes this [TS]

01:19:19   is the moment when the scriptwriters and [TS]

01:19:21   and the directors everybody on the set [TS]

01:19:23   real [TS]

01:19:24   as we've got a week left and about three [TS]

01:19:27   thousand dollars [TS]

01:19:28   let's prep this thing up well I think [TS]

01:19:30   the whole movie was building to this [TS]

01:19:31   yes like this is this the movie is built [TS]

01:19:34   around but then but then it's short and [TS]

01:19:36   it's it's just so confused in short and [TS]

01:19:38   not very climactic it's a I like it I [TS]

01:19:41   like it was rushed i think it's still I [TS]

01:19:43   think it's still inventive if you're [TS]

01:19:44   gonna do a comedy movie this is a good [TS]

01:19:46   way to end a comedy movie with this [TS]

01:19:48   Leggett the execution is bad the [TS]

01:19:50   execution everything in this movie is [TS]

01:19:51   bad but even more than that this is a [TS]

01:19:53   comedy movie because i'm still not [TS]

01:19:55   certain of that fact I think it's trying [TS]

01:19:57   to be a comedy i think the movie is [TS]

01:19:58   built around this and a couple of other [TS]

01:19:59   gags I like the time were perfected not [TS]

01:20:02   affect the effects are terrible with the [TS]

01:20:04   concept the concept i think is [TS]

01:20:07   interesting and the execution is [TS]

01:20:08   entertaining enough for me [TS]

01:20:10   imagine futurama does the same gag [TS]

01:20:12   hilarious right yeah yeah it's just it's [TS]

01:20:15   just execution is just get some better [TS]

01:20:17   fake beards and I think you're in i have [TS]

01:20:20   to admit i found it funny that we kept [TS]

01:20:22   cutting and then like Robert Urich has a [TS]

01:20:24   beard and then they've got what they've [TS]

01:20:26   got Wi-Fi and long hair and then it's [TS]

01:20:29   like even at and that she's pregnant [TS]

01:20:31   she's like I feeling sick and then she's [TS]

01:20:33   so she's pregnant and she has a baby [TS]

01:20:34   already [TS]

01:20:35   and his response is sorry about that [TS]

01:20:37   another was encrypted he's giving me the [TS]

01:20:40   stink-eye guess she hasn't been there to [TS]

01:20:41   raise their child for the best five [TS]

01:20:43   minutes [TS]

01:20:43   yeah and then and then he's a deadbeat [TS]

01:20:45   dad he was busy fighting in the engine [TS]

01:20:47   room and then by the end they're like [TS]

01:20:49   they actually use the line [TS]

01:20:51   I'm getting too old for this which I [TS]

01:20:53   thought was they didn't actually pretty [TS]

01:20:54   funny that was yeah that that yet no [TS]

01:20:56   this is that I actually enjoyed this it [TS]

01:20:58   was as ridiculous as it was in their son [TS]

01:21:00   is now a hero he's now Robert Urich and [TS]

01:21:03   and that whole versatility [TS]

01:21:06   yeah i mean a that the fighting itself [TS]

01:21:07   is completely nonsensical it's just more [TS]

01:21:09   swordcraft hitting each other the joke [TS]

01:21:12   is that they're doing it with a long [TS]

01:21:13   beard and white hair and all the idea of [TS]

01:21:16   sending the robots into fight each other [TS]

01:21:18   and just standing in the background [TS]

01:21:19   rebuilding them the whole time is [TS]

01:21:20   actually kind of interesting [TS]

01:21:22   yeah if only the robots looked like they [TS]

01:21:23   could fight yes or look anything like [TS]

01:21:26   robots that just once [TS]

01:21:28   push them over and you're done but you [TS]

01:21:30   know occasionally have a sword that [TS]

01:21:32   makes one of them apples they told the [TS]

01:21:34   extras or whoever's in the suits to try [TS]

01:21:36   to act like robots [TS]

01:21:37   then all of them like I don't know that [TS]

01:21:40   they decided to do the robot dance [TS]

01:21:42   it's kind of like all their emotions are [TS]

01:21:43   kind of jerky and fake it's like someone [TS]

01:21:45   doing charades and trying to pretend [TS]

01:21:47   they're a robot but it's 1984 you could [TS]

01:21:49   hire breakdancers you could hire shields [TS]

01:21:50   and Yarnell they're not doing anything [TS]

01:21:52   at this point not but good news [TS]

01:21:57   everybody even though everybody is old [TS]

01:21:59   and over nanny have made me laugh out [TS]

01:22:00   loud to where she goes outside to get to [TS]

01:22:02   get your knee and she's desiccated [TS]

01:22:04   corpse and i have said they have strobe [TS]

01:22:07   lights and they change the speed of the [TS]

01:22:08   film if they had indeed was shot on film [TS]

01:22:10   something times and they had a sound [TS]

01:22:13   effect whenever they change the speed of [TS]

01:22:14   the film i'm just in case it wasn't [TS]

01:22:16   clear [TS]

01:22:16   yeah and here we see the ignominious end [TS]

01:22:18   of the space herpes underneath Percy's [TS]

01:22:21   foot with zero fanfare obviously they [TS]

01:22:23   couldn't figure out anything else to do [TS]

01:22:25   with the space her pee I thought all we [TS]

01:22:27   gotta tie up the loose and he's used all [TS]

01:22:28   of our good jokes about the space movie [TS]

01:22:30   we've already agreed that because the [TS]

01:22:32   groundhogs they've definitely seen [TS]

01:22:33   Caddyshack that after the end credits [TS]

01:22:35   the face her pops up and starts doing a [TS]

01:22:37   little dance under the end credits music [TS]

01:22:39   because it's not actually dead because [TS]

01:22:41   the the way the time i reset everything [TS]

01:22:44   yeah so like they technically just [TS]

01:22:46   brought the spacer beater of the 730am [TS]

01:22:48   they probably destroyed the planet [TS]

01:22:50   yeah service right mhm they brought her [TS]

01:22:54   piece to earth is what they did haha [TS]

01:22:55   because of scientific things they all [TS]

01:22:59   reset to their normal ages and say we [TS]

01:23:01   came through it [TS]

01:23:02   yay and the seventh world is out there [TS]

01:23:05   and they look and it's it's earth at [TS]

01:23:08   which point my wife turned 21 and barf [TS]

01:23:10   my god i was wrong and wizards oh yeah [TS]

01:23:18   luckily earth has enough water on it to [TS]

01:23:21   supply the needs of the entire galaxy [TS]

01:23:24   that's right as opposed to having just [TS]

01:23:26   enough for Earth and so Roscoe says were [TS]

01:23:29   out of business the same well that's [TS]

01:23:32   right this movie has the decency to end [TS]

01:23:34   the movie they're like it in modern days [TS]

01:23:36   you have a movie like this there's no [TS]

01:23:37   way in hell they are the decency to end [TS]

01:23:39   the movie that point this one realizes [TS]

01:23:40   we've done everything we can to do page [TS]

01:23:43   we had a big set piece one line and wear [TS]

01:23:46   outfits it we've pushed our luck enough [TS]

01:23:48   as it is [TS]

01:23:50   I made a note i don't have any context [TS]

01:23:53   for it and I have blocked out the [TS]

01:23:54   context but it amuses me so I'm going to [TS]

01:23:57   read it anyway [TS]

01:23:58   don't touch that ring it's been inside [TS]

01:24:01   Bruce Vilanch i was in his mouth yeah [TS]

01:24:07   sure thats that's what sets up at me i [TS]

01:24:10   would you care to make a deposit [TS]

01:24:11   I think cool just like take a moment to [TS]

01:24:14   whatever filthy filthy joke that we [TS]

01:24:16   could make this word that kind of [TS]

01:24:18   podcast listed this looks like a moment [TS]

01:24:20   of silence magic the Bruce Vilanch is [TS]

01:24:22   saying it so I I think I need to go [TS]

01:24:26   around now and ask everybody whether [TS]

01:24:28   they thought this was essentially in the [TS]

01:24:31   words of the flap outside guess i would [TS]

01:24:32   say a good bit a good bad movie a bad [TS]

01:24:34   move your movie you kinda liked but [TS]

01:24:36   we're not the flophouse we can't say [TS]

01:24:38   that so I am interested in whether you [TS]

01:24:40   were entertained by this movie or or put [TS]

01:24:44   upon by this was he at least eight [TS]

01:24:47   whether you saw this as a child to very [TS]

01:24:49   curious about that aspect of it [TS]

01:24:51   fair enough let's start with Jojo what [TS]

01:24:53   it what would you think i did not see it [TS]

01:24:55   as a child because i was too and the [TS]

01:24:58   movie is just awful and everywhere for [TS]

01:25:03   him everywhere good good verdict there [TS]

01:25:05   John syracuse I what about you [TS]

01:25:06   I saw this movie dozens of times when I [TS]

01:25:09   was a kid because i think it was on TV a [TS]

01:25:11   lot and parts of it that I saw as a kid [TS]

01:25:14   that you know that i could connect back [TS]

01:25:17   to now or like when I was a kid the [TS]

01:25:19   castration scene was hilarious when I [TS]

01:25:21   was a kid the time warp thing at the end [TS]

01:25:24   was clever and inventive I remember not [TS]

01:25:26   noticing how terrible the robot to our [TS]

01:25:28   and liking the idea that they're [TS]

01:25:29   constantly falling apart that guy's job [TS]

01:25:31   was to repair them and your proxy [TS]

01:25:32   fighting by having the robots like all [TS]

01:25:34   those things work when you're a kid but [TS]

01:25:36   I said it before I'll say it again [TS]

01:25:38   kids have bad taste this is not a good [TS]

01:25:40   movie adult should not watch this movie [TS]

01:25:43   there's nothing to recommend it except [TS]

01:25:45   for a little bit of the nostalgia of i [TS]

01:25:47   remember seeing this is the kid which is [TS]

01:25:48   a shame because it's one of those things [TS]

01:25:50   where you know is this gonna hold up it [TS]

01:25:52   am I gonna watch it and you know it's [TS]

01:25:54   just it's not even enough nostalgia to [TS]

01:25:56   carry me through this movie I was born [TS]

01:25:57   it was disappointing it was [TS]

01:25:59   just gross and not funny and not [TS]

01:26:02   interesting and couldn't recapture any [TS]

01:26:04   of the magic that has a kid so it is I [TS]

01:26:07   yeah I it's it's disappointing i guess [TS]

01:26:11   like I don't know i mean it it had a [TS]

01:26:13   soft spot in my heart because I saw it [TS]

01:26:14   just so many times like I think [TS]

01:26:15   especially the boring parts this movie I [TS]

01:26:17   would stop paying attention and then [TS]

01:26:19   never pay attention again when the parts [TS]

01:26:20   that I came back on and so you only [TS]

01:26:22   remember about three minutes of it that [TS]

01:26:23   you like all memory of this movie was [TS]

01:26:26   gone and now what I'm watching I'm like [TS]

01:26:27   I expected to be reminded of things like [TS]

01:26:29   I guess I just never really watched this [TS]

01:26:31   movie is a these scenes as a kid I guess [TS]

01:26:33   just went off and did something else and [TS]

01:26:34   then came back when when the guy had a [TS]

01:26:36   big afro because time was passing so how [TS]

01:26:40   can you compare it to the core [TS]

01:26:42   ah the car is a better movie than this [TS]

01:26:45   is painful as that every day that I get [TS]

01:26:48   better special-effects think the car is [TS]

01:26:50   more confident and less embarrassing [TS]

01:26:52   because it's less stated and the problem [TS]

01:26:55   with this movie is almost like big that [TS]

01:26:57   it's so close to being not know you know [TS]

01:26:59   it wants to be Time Bandit so [TS]

01:27:01   desperately but it's not it wants to be [TS]

01:27:03   star wars but it's not want to give up [TS]

01:27:05   riders but I want to be the black hole [TS]

01:27:07   but it's yeah I guess yeah is it is like [TS]

01:27:09   is like fourth-tier bad sci-fi Monty [TS]

01:27:14   what about you [TS]

01:27:15   I must have seen it because I distinctly [TS]

01:27:17   remember it constantly being on HBO [TS]

01:27:20   but I have no memory of this whatsoever [TS]

01:27:22   but to be fair I barely have any memory [TS]

01:27:25   of watching it just recently where I [TS]

01:27:29   like how goofy and poorly made it is [TS]

01:27:33   there's a lot of bad movies that are [TS]

01:27:35   just boring at least was not bored by [TS]

01:27:38   this movie it is also not very good [TS]

01:27:41   yeah i would not recommend it to people [TS]

01:27:43   i can sign onto that Andy what about you [TS]

01:27:46   i'm ninety-five percent sure I did not [TS]

01:27:49   see this as a kid I've definitely i [TS]

01:27:51   remembers that remember the alien of the [TS]

01:27:53   toilet scene and I remember the old [TS]

01:27:56   people running in like Benny Hill speed [TS]

01:27:59   at the end of the movie my doctor where [TS]

01:28:02   I saw that I'm very but I the rest this [TS]

01:28:04   boy was it was unfolding brand new to me [TS]

01:28:07   so I'm very sure i didn't see it but I [TS]

01:28:08   can i can testify that [TS]

01:28:10   and now that I just hated this movie it [TS]

01:28:12   was it was one of those things where i'm [TS]

01:28:14   watching I'm watching this movie tonight [TS]

01:28:16   and I swear to God like every 3-4 [TS]

01:28:18   minutes i just had after the first 15 or [TS]

01:28:21   20 when I realized what I was in for [TS]

01:28:23   I was just like I hate this movie [TS]

01:28:26   why I hate this movie it makes you want [TS]

01:28:30   to flee like did you find yourself [TS]

01:28:32   getting up and going to another room you [TS]

01:28:33   feel like you need to defend it because [TS]

01:28:35   well because ok i did i did take a break [TS]

01:28:38   for for the CBS evening of comedy show [TS]

01:28:42   me something maybe watching with the [TS]

01:28:43   hour-long season finale the series [TS]

01:28:45   finale of two and a half men hopefully [TS]

01:28:47   would have set me up for the sort of [TS]

01:28:48   comedy that was to come for the [TS]

01:28:49   remaining 45 minutes of this movie but [TS]

01:28:52   the the problem that I was having with [TS]

01:28:54   it was that it was just so slow and [TS]

01:28:57   there was such distance between jokes [TS]

01:28:59   that I couldn't start thinking of it as [TS]

01:29:01   a comedy and they were like little like [TS]

01:29:03   microbeads of interesting plot like [TS]

01:29:07   again the idea that we're going to fight [TS]

01:29:09   a battle but our job as humans to fix [TS]

01:29:11   the robots as they get there that were [TS]

01:29:12   talking about little micro beads like in [TS]

01:29:14   suspension of raw sewage here and I just [TS]

01:29:19   add it was just so tedious and so [TS]

01:29:21   horrible and if if if this were fast we [TS]

01:29:23   will see these movies call the on mst3k [TS]

01:29:26   and sometimes when you get to see them [TS]

01:29:28   like without the commentary they're [TS]

01:29:30   still kind of entertaining because [TS]

01:29:31   they're awful there's nothing redeeming [TS]

01:29:34   about them but they moved so fast that [TS]

01:29:36   your brain just can't really harbor the [TS]

01:29:39   last awful thing you saw because then [TS]

01:29:41   the next awful things coming up right [TS]

01:29:43   ahead you've got to sort of reset the [TS]

01:29:44   buffer for that so yeah it was just [TS]

01:29:46   really seriously two hours of if not for [TS]

01:29:50   the fact that I've i'm doing a podcast [TS]

01:29:52   on this in three hours time there is no [TS]

01:29:55   way in hell that I i tweeted out that i [TS]

01:29:59   was looking at my Qi I have to that [TS]

01:30:01   there's I also i'm behind watching like [TS]

01:30:03   movies I want to see before the Oscars [TS]

01:30:05   on sunday so i had luck reflect that [TS]

01:30:07   ok so let's see what's in my like amazon [TS]

01:30:10   instant video rental q let's see there's [TS]

01:30:12   Birdman the heavily acclaimed Birdman [TS]

01:30:15   best picture [TS]

01:30:16   Oh a boyhood that epic movie that took [TS]

01:30:18   20 years to make a true visionary and [TS]

01:30:22   ice [TS]

01:30:22   the ice pirates and I have to watch ice [TS]

01:30:25   pirates before these two if it's delayed [TS]

01:30:28   gratification for doesn't thing I always [TS]

01:30:30   remember this movie as ice pirates in [TS]

01:30:32   Andy's little screen shot in his queue [TS]

01:30:34   it was called ice pirates the actual [TS]

01:30:35   title of the movie is the ice [TS]

01:30:37   yeah I'm i did not know that until the [TS]

01:30:40   the the title screen Pirates come on [TS]

01:30:43   it's weird to me than in Andy's cute [TS]

01:30:45   said ice pirates like even even that [TS]

01:30:47   whatever that was Netflix whatever gets [TS]

01:30:48   it wrong but you want to distinguish it [TS]

01:30:50   from those charlatans ice pirates to [TS]

01:30:52   trying so hard to be the cool i don't [TS]

01:30:54   know what he was saying about this movie [TS]

01:30:55   being like like slow and like the long [TS]

01:30:57   distance between the jokes I think back [TS]

01:30:59   then there was just so much more [TS]

01:31:01   tolerant for downtime you think of a [TS]

01:31:03   movie like a great movie like something [TS]

01:31:05   like the green spaces darker movies are [TS]

01:31:08   all rapid-fire you don't know but [TS]

01:31:10   there's anything in your your top-secret [TS]

01:31:12   i was watching house brothers yesterday [TS]

01:31:15   and it's a funny funny movie but it's [TS]

01:31:17   not afraid to have we're gonna have like [TS]

01:31:18   a four-minute seen this just nothing but [TS]

01:31:20   drama [TS]

01:31:21   we're going to establish these [TS]

01:31:21   characters it doesn't seem to slow down [TS]

01:31:23   the movie at all especially because boy [TS]

01:31:25   oh boy do they make up for the last 15 [TS]

01:31:28   minutes of that movie but this is just [TS]

01:31:29   like I like trading places which is a [TS]

01:31:31   great eighties movie if you watch it [TS]

01:31:33   again you realize that it is like that [TS]

01:31:35   the joke per second ratio or whatever it [TS]

01:31:38   is just so much lower back then because [TS]

01:31:40   they were willing to tolerate having [TS]

01:31:41   just seems that like there is no joke [TS]

01:31:44   and whereas modern comedies you are not [TS]

01:31:46   allowed to have seen no matter what it [TS]

01:31:47   is whatever you're establishing there [TS]

01:31:49   must be a joke in it every 37 of the ice [TS]

01:31:52   pirates is that I feel like they were [TS]

01:31:53   setups for jokes and then there was like [TS]

01:31:55   no joke like that you were saying it's [TS]

01:31:56   like literally like isn't this setup [TS]

01:31:57   wacky and then they walk away now the [TS]

01:32:00   setup was the joke is I'm resonating do [TS]

01:32:01   that sometimes the ice parts like they [TS]

01:32:02   have whole seems that there's not a [TS]

01:32:04   setup now there's not a joke [TS]

01:32:05   there's not drama like it's just just [TS]

01:32:07   killing time even allowing for the year [TS]

01:32:09   I mean it's the year before back to the [TS]

01:32:11   future it's the same year as the [TS]

01:32:13   kuruvamma that's why factor future was [TS]

01:32:16   so amazing because it was like hold [TS]

01:32:18   everything is not a wasted sceneline [TS]

01:32:20   anything in that movie like your watch [TS]

01:32:22   back to the future again now and the [TS]

01:32:23   reason it holds up is because it is just [TS]

01:32:25   beautifully structured and put together [TS]

01:32:27   it's like up all the puzzle pieces fit [TS]

01:32:29   everything has a purpose every like it's [TS]

01:32:32   not a joke but every line has like a [TS]

01:32:34   little bit of wit or a little bit of [TS]

01:32:35   angle or something that you can notice [TS]

01:32:37   like that's why that movie was just [TS]

01:32:39   knocked our socks off because you know [TS]

01:32:41   its contemporaries were so far off that [TS]

01:32:43   mark david lore about you [TS]

01:32:46   well you know I I i will avoid the [TS]

01:32:48   copyright issues and then say that it's [TS]

01:32:51   it's great really good bad [TS]

01:32:53   yeah it's not quite good enough to be [TS]

01:32:55   bad good and it's not quite bad enough [TS]

01:32:57   to be bad good it's it's like oh you [TS]

01:33:02   know it watching it again i know i [TS]

01:33:04   watched like that's what the kind of [TS]

01:33:08   movie we had used to have to watch [TS]

01:33:11   because there weren't any good [TS]

01:33:12   yeah we had we had to watch it uphill [TS]

01:33:15   both ways [TS]

01:33:16   yeah you know watch the several times [TS]

01:33:18   back in the eighties because yet again [TS]

01:33:20   it was on HBO all the time and I didn't [TS]

01:33:24   like it then either but you know Robert [TS]

01:33:26   Urich you go like Robert Urich and any [TS]

01:33:30   is charming in it he's just he's Robert [TS]

01:33:33   God darn it [TS]

01:33:35   butBut watching this time I every scene [TS]

01:33:39   i kept thinking who sat down and thought [TS]

01:33:43   I want to make this movie this movie is [TS]

01:33:46   my passion I have to get this on a [TS]

01:33:48   screen who thought this [TS]

01:33:51   no no and nobody about this [TS]

01:33:54   it was it was very much an Edward ish [TS]

01:33:56   experiences like somebody just had to [TS]

01:33:59   had to make it [TS]

01:34:00   hebert once had a member i can with what [TS]

01:34:03   item that his movies Oscar it was but [TS]

01:34:05   the definition was the spit the kind of [TS]

01:34:07   movie that is actually is is less a [TS]

01:34:08   movie that are filled deal about that [TS]

01:34:14   because studio wanted something and this [TS]

01:34:16   is what we got like i said i don't feel [TS]

01:34:17   this doesn't smell to me like what the [TS]

01:34:19   kind of movie that was originally a [TS]

01:34:22   unique vision and was dumbed down into [TS]

01:34:25   what we see this feels like it was [TS]

01:34:27   assembled [TS]

01:34:28   oh yeah from [TS]

01:34:29   parts a lot of people who showed up and [TS]

01:34:32   do the job they were contracted to do to [TS]

01:34:33   the best of their abilities yes Steve [TS]

01:34:35   what about you [TS]

01:34:37   well I did not see this is it as a child [TS]

01:34:39   but i do remember much schoolyard [TS]

01:34:41   discussion about what a wonderful [TS]

01:34:43   hysterical film it was and I was sad [TS]

01:34:46   that i never got around to seeing [TS]

01:34:47   anything I having seen it you want to go [TS]

01:34:51   back to that playground punch some kids [TS]

01:34:52   don't know it's a it's crap it but the [TS]

01:35:01   thing is that i was as i mentioned [TS]

01:35:03   before I was genuinely entertained [TS]

01:35:07   throughout and i'm not sure why maybe [TS]

01:35:08   it's because I'm the sort of person [TS]

01:35:09   who's entertained by your postcard crash [TS]

01:35:13   footage but I just I have to admire the [TS]

01:35:16   sheer insanity of saying hey let's make [TS]

01:35:19   a space film but with pirates and nights [TS]

01:35:22   i'm a little closer to you on the [TS]

01:35:25   spectrum [TS]

01:35:25   I still don't like it but no no it's not [TS]

01:35:28   gonna drive by any stretch of the [TS]

01:35:29   imagination but it's it's it's clear [TS]

01:35:32   that some people here were mistakenly [TS]

01:35:34   under the impression that they were [TS]

01:35:35   making a real movie and some of them had [TS]

01:35:38   fun [TS]

01:35:39   they're clearly having fun but it comes [TS]

01:35:41   yes that's true and it comes off to me [TS]

01:35:43   like they went on a really serious binge [TS]

01:35:48   of some sort of substance and they [TS]

01:35:51   didn't come to Intel it had already been [TS]

01:35:53   released to theaters worldwide [TS]

01:35:55   absolutely you probably I mean it really [TS]

01:35:58   comes off like this is hilarious to this [TS]

01:36:00   is gonna play so well and nobody ever [TS]

01:36:03   like went back after the the binge ended [TS]

01:36:05   in the the hangover was over and checked [TS]

01:36:07   to see if it was actually that funny and [TS]

01:36:09   this is what we ended up with so I've [TS]

01:36:12   certainly seen worse films i don't think [TS]

01:36:15   it's a good film by any stretch of the [TS]

01:36:16   imagination but I actually sort of [TS]

01:36:19   enjoyed it [TS]

01:36:20   Welty to use a a since we're making [TS]

01:36:24   flophouse references use ATM McCoy ism [TS]

01:36:26   it moves along at a good clip it I I [TS]

01:36:29   didn't find like I wanted to open a vein [TS]

01:36:31   while watching it I didn't enjoy it but [TS]

01:36:33   I could I didn't have those moments like [TS]

01:36:35   I've had it with some movies that we [TS]

01:36:36   watch where I like I can't like tomorrow [TS]

01:36:39   I'll watch some more of this or I need [TS]

01:36:40   to walk [TS]

01:36:41   i really think my life instead it was [TS]

01:36:44   like yeah okay it is it reminded me of [TS]

01:36:47   of a tease TV shows that i like to watch [TS]

01:36:51   like the a-team or Simon and Simon or [TS]

01:36:54   something like that except it was a [TS]

01:36:55   sci-fi movie that barely and yeah it's a [TS]

01:36:58   bad movie it is not a good movie in fact [TS]

01:37:01   we when we have our our email discussion [TS]

01:37:03   about this I was like oh jeez what if it [TS]

01:37:05   actually turns out to be something that [TS]

01:37:06   was just you know cute and funny and and [TS]

01:37:09   we're like kicking a little puppy by [TS]

01:37:11   watching and making fun of it and then i [TS]

01:37:13   watch it was like good news everybody [TS]

01:37:14   hated and I did and I hated it and it's [TS]

01:37:18   a bad hooby it is it is not just a bad [TS]

01:37:21   sci-fi movie it's a bad comedy because [TS]

01:37:24   it's not that funny and there's a bunch [TS]

01:37:26   of empty spaces where there should be [TS]

01:37:28   jokes and I don't know what ultimately [TS]

01:37:31   for me I don't know what this movie [TS]

01:37:32   wants to be and I think nobody who made [TS]

01:37:34   it did because it is not a sci-fi movie [TS]

01:37:36   like action adventure where the [TS]

01:37:38   adventure is really fun and it's not a [TS]

01:37:40   broad comedy where there's lots of jokes [TS]

01:37:42   and it's really just parroting the [TS]

01:37:44   format it is this weird like maybe you [TS]

01:37:47   know kind of gentle like hey you know we [TS]

01:37:51   like pirate movies [TS]

01:37:52   don't be he lets do a pirate movie with [TS]

01:37:55   the trappings of space and I don't I I [TS]

01:37:58   just I don't know why you make that [TS]

01:37:59   movie so I think it worked and it's time [TS]

01:38:02   though because like four if you are a [TS]

01:38:03   ten-year-old when this movie comes out I [TS]

01:38:05   it it entertain me in my childhood I [TS]

01:38:08   whenever this movie came on it was [TS]

01:38:09   exciting that this movie would be on TV [TS]

01:38:12   and I will get to see it again if they [TS]

01:38:14   played it all the time and it would like [TS]

01:38:16   this movie had that little extra [TS]

01:38:17   something like it was like I said it [TS]

01:38:19   seemed edgy or whatever is rated it is a [TS]

01:38:21   great movie for entertaining dumps they [TS]

01:38:23   say not be in it in if the shoulder in [TS]

01:38:26   the eighties they don't you know in the [TS]

01:38:27   eighties the effects don't bother you as [TS]

01:38:29   much with everything look like crap in [TS]

01:38:30   the eighties with the exception of study [TS]

01:38:32   which is why Star Wars was on such a [TS]

01:38:33   pedestal because this was the this is [TS]

01:38:35   like that you know the standard and I [TS]

01:38:38   mean it's still a bad movie because we [TS]

01:38:40   would you want but we know we want now [TS]

01:38:41   is like can we make a movie that kids [TS]

01:38:43   like that is also actually a good movie [TS]

01:38:45   had back then the answer seems to be no [TS]

01:38:47   but I I'm gonna say like I'm glad this [TS]

01:38:49   movie was made because it [TS]

01:38:50   entertain me a lot as a child as many [TS]

01:38:52   things did [TS]

01:38:53   entertain me as a child that don't [TS]

01:38:54   entertain me now an adult so is there [TS]

01:38:56   other movies from this period that do [TS]

01:38:58   something similar and are much much [TS]

01:39:00   better and also that sexiness really but [TS]

01:39:02   unless you'd like to try to think of one [TS]

01:39:04   like it like I'm trying to think of them [TS]

01:39:05   Ghostbusters exist I would say [TS]

01:39:08   Ghostbusters the princess likes sucking [TS]

01:39:10   bonsai same year behind bandits is the [TS]

01:39:13   best example because Time Bandits does [TS]

01:39:15   like what this movie wishes it could do [TS]

01:39:17   I'm right I'm just saying we pulled out [TS]

01:39:19   like five movies that probably could i [TS]

01:39:22   right but i think i think this movie had [TS]

01:39:24   first of all this is a space movie [TS]

01:39:25   they're not gonna let Ghostbusters [TS]

01:39:27   obviously Ghostbusters has been doing [TS]

01:39:28   this but we're not you know it's like a [TS]

01:39:30   space movie that's like also kind of [TS]

01:39:31   like a space kind of comedy issues like [TS]

01:39:33   our science fictiony type thing and Time [TS]

01:39:35   Bandit is the only one that I can think [TS]

01:39:36   of in time but this is way better than [TS]

01:39:38   this but you know there weren't many and [TS]

01:39:40   of course you know me with the last [TS]

01:39:42   starfighter yeah they would last [TS]

01:39:44   starfighter insiders in a totally [TS]

01:39:47   different categories way but was it is [TS]

01:39:49   totally different category out specific [TS]

01:39:51   is your category community Florence [TS]

01:39:53   space we need something like this [TS]

01:39:55   alright for Brian where what is that [TS]

01:39:56   what are the roads ever done for us [TS]

01:39:58   I'm saying like you know like court [TS]

01:40:00   quirky space comedies last starfighter [TS]

01:40:03   is deadly serious my friends it's not [TS]

01:40:05   really that deadly serious it is or if [TS]

01:40:08   you're a kid you're like this is what [TS]

01:40:09   I'm training for this is the documentary [TS]

01:40:11   last starfighter was like like blowing [TS]

01:40:15   my brain out with the computer effect [TS]

01:40:17   was like it was it was almost as [TS]

01:40:18   important to me and says don't remember [TS]

01:40:20   that yeah I just remember making weeks [TS]

01:40:22   over death blossom jokes afterwards and [TS]

01:40:24   their families but it's the same years [TS]

01:40:26   the Terminator in the predator it's a so [TS]

01:40:30   incompetent that I I guess I think of [TS]

01:40:32   this not less a movie and more as a TV [TS]

01:40:34   thing like the best porn on TV [TS]

01:40:36   terminated working on TV you know me [TS]

01:40:38   like this for whatever reason was just [TS]

01:40:40   like running on WPIX or whatever I think [TS]

01:40:42   what I would say is this is a movie that [TS]

01:40:44   doesn't get made and if it's 1985 [TS]

01:40:46   because i think that summer when [TS]

01:40:48   Ghostbusters with the biggest movie and [TS]

01:40:50   said we can take we can make a comedy [TS]

01:40:53   and friggin Bill Murray and genre [TS]

01:40:55   effects will know but I mean as a movie [TS]

01:40:57   it's like we can take we have special [TS]

01:40:58   effects and plots and would like take [TS]

01:41:00   our plot seriously and lead label a lot [TS]

01:41:03   of comedy on top of it and it's a huge [TS]

01:41:04   hit and I think that changed the game [TS]

01:41:06   and I think this is a movie from the no [TS]

01:41:09   no you don't have to try hard just put [TS]

01:41:12   it out there and it's basically the bank [TS]

01:41:14   robbers black hole era it is and really [TS]

01:41:16   I mean it it came out in march of 1984 [TS]

01:41:19   so it had to have been made in 83 or [TS]

01:41:20   even earlier you know who long who knows [TS]

01:41:22   how long it's at this movie is the [TS]

01:41:24   reason the terminator was such a big [TS]

01:41:26   deal right here is again this is the [TS]

01:41:28   this is the this is the contemporaries [TS]

01:41:30   right and so when the Terminator comes [TS]

01:41:31   out i know i know you guys did determine [TS]

01:41:33   everything and you're like oh looks [TS]

01:41:34   kinda cheesier than I thought like [TS]

01:41:35   terminator was like oh my god they [TS]

01:41:37   finally done it because this was what [TS]

01:41:39   was surrounding it [TS]

01:41:40   they also sent a robot back in time to [TS]

01:41:42   prevent them from making the ice pirates [TS]

01:41:43   but it wasn't there when they reboot the [TS]

01:41:46   franchise that will be a major [TS]

01:41:47   population centres like black robot yeah [TS]

01:41:49   unfortunately that robot was a human [TS]

01:41:53   skin surrounding a foam rubber but yes [TS]

01:41:55   but the exact opposite of this movie is [TS]

01:41:57   2010-2020 which is deadly serious [TS]

01:42:00   doesn't and also deadly boring but [TS]

01:42:02   unfortunately it's all about 2,000 one [TS]

01:42:04   which is kind of a hard act to follow [TS]

01:42:05   your is real good point earlier but [TS]

01:42:07   there's there's some movies that like [TS]

01:42:10   you there on HBO all the time for like [TS]

01:42:12   two or three months and maybe you were [TS]

01:42:14   sort of twenty thirty percent liking it [TS]

01:42:16   the first time you saw it but it really [TS]

01:42:18   grows on you as you get used to it like [TS]

01:42:21   I i have a relationship with Tinker [TS]

01:42:23   Tailor Soldier Spy because it confuses [TS]

01:42:25   the hell out of me the first time that I [TS]

01:42:27   saw it after the third time now I know [TS]

01:42:29   what's going on and I can start to [TS]

01:42:31   appreciate the performances now they're [TS]

01:42:33   not like spending all of my time viewing [TS]

01:42:36   being confused like hell so that I think [TS]

01:42:40   there might even be a category movies [TS]

01:42:41   like that where they you are quite [TS]

01:42:44   correct to be a big fan of this movie [TS]

01:42:46   but that will only come if you've had [TS]

01:42:47   the experience of being able to sort of [TS]

01:42:50   normally see it without paying 10 bucks [TS]

01:42:52   each time and if you're 10 and if you [TS]

01:42:54   leave the room during the black lips I [TS]

01:42:56   feel like HBO beat and appreciation of [TS]

01:42:58   under the rainbow in tomorrow through [TS]

01:43:02   just sheer force of playing it all the [TS]

01:43:05   time [TS]

01:43:06   alright we've reached the end it's time [TS]

01:43:10   to go [TS]

01:43:10   I think we better thank you please guys [TS]

01:43:12   what we've what we've done what we need [TS]

01:43:13   to do with vs pirates [TS]

01:43:14   cue the memorable scenes over the rock [TS]

01:43:16   and end credits so it looks like an [TS]

01:43:18   episode of hardcastle mccormick [TS]

01:43:19   pretty much music over the end credits [TS]

01:43:21   he can't argue with that huh that's it [TS]

01:43:24   you're gonna you're gonna like speed up [TS]

01:43:26   and slow down the last five minutes of [TS]

01:43:28   this this episode right sure [TS]

01:43:30   well we all have loyalty errands and big [TS]

01:43:32   white afros now we're our own children [TS]

01:43:35   yeah exactly alright let me thank my my [TS]

01:43:40   panel of people who watch this movie I [TS]

01:43:43   Steve let's thank you a lot of body to [TS]

01:43:45   rub Jason lot of body to run [TS]

01:43:48   yes David Laura thank you you take care [TS]

01:43:51   of him i'm going over here and Enoch oh [TS]

01:43:55   thank you very much [TS]

01:43:57   I feel as though I have to go see the [TS]

01:43:58   third man five times out just to reset [TS]

01:44:01   by reset lines by 15 men must watch [TS]

01:44:04   monty Ashley thank you seriously that [TS]

01:44:10   ring was inside Bruce Vilanch lot of [TS]

01:44:13   body to rub Monty lot of body to rub [TS]

01:44:15   John siracusa thank you i still don't [TS]

01:44:19   quite know why i'm watching these movies [TS]

01:44:20   but I hold on your permit that's at some [TS]

01:44:22   point we're going to see movies either [TS]

01:44:24   is going to be so incredibly bad that i [TS]

01:44:26   find it entertaining or they were gonna [TS]

01:44:27   find a good one [TS]

01:44:28   this may be a foolish hope get around [TS]

01:44:30   you pillage totally foolish last and Joe [TS]

01:44:33   steel thank you we are glad that you [TS]

01:44:34   made it this time to watch a bad movie [TS]

01:44:37   with us because we were just blaming you [TS]

01:44:38   for watching bad movies without you [TS]

01:44:40   yeah well I still say that was actually [TS]

01:44:42   Tony's fault [TS]

01:44:43   yes I just gave a list and then then [TS]

01:44:45   Tony Tony said the core was was good [TS]

01:44:47   plan on Tony [TS]

01:44:49   yeah I want to see this lesson is not [TS]

01:44:50   here that's right all right well that's [TS]

01:44:53   it we will be back i'm gonna warn [TS]

01:44:56   everybody now what our next movie is so [TS]

01:44:58   that you can not watch it if you want or [TS]

01:45:00   you can watch it again to warn me about [TS]

01:45:03   it too is you don't know what it is okay [TS]

01:45:05   i'm going to avail here we're trying to [TS]

01:45:07   take we were trying to jump around not [TS]

01:45:08   do the same decade again until we've [TS]

01:45:11   covered movie history or at least a [TS]

01:45:13   large chunk of it [TS]

01:45:14   so next we're going to the nineteen [TS]

01:45:16   seventies booboo to watch sean connery [TS]

01:45:19   in Tsar da [TS]

01:45:22   no now i remember this come on what are [TS]

01:45:26   you doing to me [TS]

01:45:27   can you like Highlander at least or [TS]

01:45:29   something but but the red diaper [TS]

01:45:32   sponsored by depends [TS]

01:45:34   alright we can do sorry da I'm gonna [TS]

01:45:37   spell zar colon do is that improves it [TS]

01:45:41   very nice and until then when we watched [TS]

01:45:44   at home [TS]

01:45:45   thank you to everybody for listening [TS]

01:45:47   goodbye [TS]