255a: Summer Superhero Spectacular: Central City Region
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swipe of a finger pick up your canary
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today when you visit meet canary calm /
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incomparable the incomparable 250 fine
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subsection a Comic Con 2015 welcome back
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everybody to be uncomfortable something
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very special we're doing by specialty we
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don't know what we're doing and it's
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crazy and it's even worse than a draft
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we have decided to perform this summer a
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a tournament if you will of comic-book
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superheroes or superhero in general not
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all of them necessarily from the comics
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almost entirely 64 heroes will enter our
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arena and in the end one hero will be
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crowned the incomparable superhero
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champion and it's all meaningless
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oh god why are we doing this here's how
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it's going to work
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i am your host i have i have consulted
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with a team of experts to create a 64
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superhero bracket they've been ranked
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you should be able to find a link to the
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tournament bracket in the show notes and
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I i have i have brought some of our fine
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panels together to to defend the honor
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of these heroes the way it's going to
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work is we have 32 pairings in the first
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round there are a couple playing games
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in honor of the n-c-double-a for its
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ridiculous playing games in the NCH
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basketball tournament but generally we
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have 64 teams are 64 heroes 32 matchups
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each in this episode each hero will have
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about a minute statement from an
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advocate of there and then a cruel panel
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of judges will decide the victor
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the cruel panel of judges are these two
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gentlemen Philip Michaels hello hello
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are you ready to be a cruel judge i have
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been training to be cruel all my life
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and Steve let's is the other member of
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the judging panel
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hi Steve hello there Jason although this
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may be the dumbest thing we've ever done
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I will endeavor to be a fair and
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impartial judge we're gonna do a bracket
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for the dumbest thing the copper was
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ever done because that listen to draft i
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hear a draft stupid episode dump draft I
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i have opinion six summer should fill
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and Steve were both agreeable chaps not
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not be able to agree that may be the
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dumbest thing you've ever done
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Steve higher like two peas in a pod then
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then in the end he will be my job to
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break the tie and declare a winner
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each hero wins moves on to the round of
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32 each hero who loses his sent to the
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negative zone of our hearts they become
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the Legion of substitute heroes
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something like that so i will introduce
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our advocates in this round our
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advocates are chips under hello hello
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Dan Morgan hello it's only now hitting
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me how terrible an idea this is really
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took that long how Charlie's got
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everything easy and you're losing every
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debate tonight more and haha indian taco
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is also an advocate hello Jason you you
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have to start calling yourself the
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Grandmaster that's that's the only way
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to give this thing legitimacy really
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this is a contest of Champions Lisa
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Schmeisser is also an advocate hello hi
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Monty Ashley an advocate for his cause
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xlc or and Tony sindelar hello nerds
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alright like and tony is doing his best
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to court the audience early on
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he's getting ready he sounds like he's
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number of himself LOL i am a little
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intimidated you know I feel like I know
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a lot about comic books and then you see
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you see ELISA and Monty and and and
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other folks across the table from you
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and you're like huh what did I sign up
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for again so you know in any in your
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favorite Tony uh
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L&I the the judges are probably the
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least knowledgeable people on comics in
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the known universe
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well I don't know how that helps which
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one of you is advocating for Richie Rich
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tonight because he was really cool
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meeting Richard versatile enough
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Eileen Casper I don't know eat the rich
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eat the rich he has some sanctions
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against him and is not eligible for
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postseason play lego it's like Oh in the
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bracket so here's how this this round
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will work each advocates going to
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advocate for their their hero for a
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they're not into the the in this round
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we're not looking for arguments about
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why their hero is better than the other
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hero we would just like to hear an
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argument about why this particular hero
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is great or awesome or cool or whatever
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something positive about their hero the
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beginning about a minute their opponent
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will be given about a minute and then
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the judges will render their verdict so
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consider this I hate to say this a lot a
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series of lightning rounds which means
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you'll be here there's a part 1 of 10 we
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begin in the central city region it with
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a matchup between a number one seed and
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a number 16 seed but first we must hear
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the results of a plan match played
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earlier between marvels of the beast and
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DC's Hawkman Andy and not co who was the
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victor of the Beast versus Hawkman
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playing games a beast wanna walk over
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because all the different Hawk men that
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DC has predicted couldn't decide who's
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gonna pick to the field time ran out and
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beats one and a default all right
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that said that is part of that is a good
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way to start so beat beast Henry McCoy
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will be going against he's the number 16
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seed we going against top-seeded a
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central city region the amazing
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spider-man advocated by Dan more'n the
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low seed goes first because i just
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decided that Amy on you have a minute to
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advocate for the Beast please go ahead
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Thank You Grand Master denise is awesome
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because he's a genius who beats all the
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usual tropes of a fictional genius and
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that he's currently one of the
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Illuminati so he's definitely talk to
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her but he's fun-loving he's socially
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well it
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adjusted he jokes around he's never had
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a drive towards megalomania and all of
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that is at odds with the fact that he's
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you know a beast he supposed to be a
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gorilla or a cat either way he's
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supposedly blue let's put that aside but
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that's cool anyway even there he's
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pretty much spin steered clear of all
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the troops of being a beast he's not
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struggling for acceptance of the world
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that fears and judges and yes but only
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in the sense that he's a mutant he feels
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like he's a light towards mutants he's
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not just a beast he's not particularly
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weird looking within that group so he
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feels familiar there have been some
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storylines were they get him into being
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a misfit yes used to wear a rubber human
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guy mass but the stories about Hank
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McCoy tend to focus on the person the
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character
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moreover he's working for mutant rights
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in addition to fighting he's and he's
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got an interesting point of view and
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that he sometimes with the Avengers
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sometimes with the x-men he fights with
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and alongside and against all of them
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and he associates him with the the
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people feel as though it's possible that
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from us become part of society so he's
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aspirational McCoy is an aspirational
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character and that's why he's awesome
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also because he's blue
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alright he's blue Dan Morgan please
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advocate for spider-man counter-argument
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is T spider-man so he's got no damn
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still not a bad man are you doing it
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through these to go down the list now he
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didn't result in whatever a spider can
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expensive web spider man you yes yeah
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can I have some questions for you please
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please i'm happy to answer questions how
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down my first question is is he strong
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yes yes god no I'm sorry
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listen was directed to the answer I was
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looking for was listen Bob he's got your
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two black no idea apparently because I
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was not finished with my well this
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totally rating which his ability to spin
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a web at any size any any size giant
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city wide web
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sure why not and gas and more'n another
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question can he catch thieves
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here's your friendly neighborhood
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spider-man no I'm sorry I just like a
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I'm delighted in beating Cathy job
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Darrell ignore the middle are my answers
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an exciting around one upset huh
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I got a dare you you are definitely
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playing the part of a public defender
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your heart is not in this you just want
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to get to the next item on your docket
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ok now let me notice how I nobody
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heckled Andy during his wrath so let's
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say yes we made it a very you would see
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it's need anything we're done with the
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meeting how I thought it would be like
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three or so before we went off the rails
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don't have you been listening to this
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podcast you get Tony really know you
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guys are awful i don't listen
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judges I'll go first
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um I stand behind no man in my
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admiration for the Beast however
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spider-man is one of the great iconic
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superhero figures
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however times to Dan Morris defensive
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Spiderman was as weak as a kitten
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I rule in favor of the beast
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wow there's a careful boys that's great
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yeah I agree
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spider-man is iconic he's he's a hero I
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grew up with loving he's out there on
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his own he's not hanging out with some
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team of fellow nerds
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finally somebody is making a good
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argument for spider-man girls garage
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guys I can't in good conscience go with
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the Beast I've got to go spider-man but
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in future rounds i fully expect someone
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to sing the entirety of the spider-man
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song if I were to sing the spider-man
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song with thats where vote at this
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juncture
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only if you sing about beast beast email
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whatever a beastie kid can he look like
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yes he can look at that watch out he is
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the beastie man allow it
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we're still in the first one there we
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have we have we are still in the first
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one Monty we we have the judges are
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split 121 I will cast the deciding vote
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despite inns in confidence i will say
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well I man is better than the Beast
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spider-man moves on but it was well
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played so it's always what it was i'm
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told now that I can heckle during any of
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these is what is what the gloves are off
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interesting idea but ok once you're done
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I i think no no III don't think your
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gender roles here i think i think the
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rules are what we make I think that may
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be that may be true until we until we
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decide the rules until we for you force
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us to make rules
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let's move on to our next matchup in
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this wild concept a millionaire with
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high-tech gadgetry but no superpowers
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gonna done
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oh sorry now this guy's this guy's
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wah-ha-ha-ha I give you a character
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Thank You chip Lisa please speak for
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seventy percent of the globe is covered
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in water there is all of one dude who's
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in charge of all of it from the deepest
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trenches to the most beautiful
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pollination shallows he doesn't despite
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merciless mockery from people who could
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who assume that that he's the useless
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League cartoons he Brooks no crap and he
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uses his telepathic animal talking
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abilities to do things like have wells
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generate tsunamis he pals around with
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sharks Aquaman is is is he takes no got
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off anybody which is exactly what you
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want from again somebody who has the
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power to hang out with sharks and you
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want him on your side for that then I
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rest my case I always good one advocate
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ends with the sound effects boom that
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question for mishmar sir
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uh-huh go for Aquaman have a hook for a
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hand as a matter of fact judge he does
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have a hook for a hand and he often
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screws on different things to excuse
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it's not just a hook sometimes it's a
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pretend to hand that has superpowers
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sometimes it can have rope so he can
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cast out and catch things or a spatula
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does this hook shoot compressed air and
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or strobe lights
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are actually animals and that they're
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actually animals under the sea that can
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do both in lethal amounts well sure if
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you want something that'll shoot
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compressed air for you
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legal amount of strobe light until it
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other people play to their own strength
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judges I've heard all I need to hear
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Aquaman has a hook for a hand there for
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Aquaman is the winning superhero Steve
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gun that shoots compressed air that
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sounds pretty great
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not sure what he does exactly make you
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laugh i think but yeah that's true
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that's true but i gotta go Aquaman to
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largely because Lisa led with the exact
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same argument that I used when I picked
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Aquaman the superhero drive it
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sucking up to the judges never hurts and
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argue with the volume of water on the
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surface of the planet Earth Aquaman
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by a vote of 220
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the central city region number five seed
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the Silver Surfer advocated by Monty
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going up against the number 12 seed the
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she-hulk actually advocated by Lisa Lisa
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please speak your mind about she-hulk
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think one of the great things about
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she-hulk is how she embraces female
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stereotypes and then completely supports
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she's unabashedly female even when she's
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giant in green and filled with muscles
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and she's fun-loving she parties she
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likes hooking up with folks she goes to
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the beach and she fights crime and she's
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a lawyer
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this is somebody whose entire character
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quest has been about embracing and
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integrating all of the different aspects
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of the personality that make herself and
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that makes it one of the most honest and
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transparent superheroes in the candidate
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it also makes a really happy exception
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to the whole no one must know about my
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secret identity thing going on
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so because she doesn't have that baggage
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trying to stay true to herself while
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also taking advantage of with her brain
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and her bra on
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she hulk is super awesome all right
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Monty the Silver Surfer the Silver
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Surfer looks great
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that awful Fantastic Four movie he
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looked awesome that doesn't like the
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idea of a dude just surfing around outer
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space and occasionally having cosmic
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he's basically our entree into the whole
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Marvel cosmic universe that she
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originally appeared as Galactus Herald
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coming down to earth and saying look out
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we're gonna eat your planet after that
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he had his own series where he spent
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every panel moping about how awful life
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was as a cosmic power being he's the
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ultimate tortured hero and in conclusion
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surfing is totally cool alright strong
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point there Monty I judges let's start
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with Steve what you're already thought
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about silver surfer vs she-hulk
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interesting I can't disagree that Silver
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Surfer looks great he is one of the
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coolest looking here as well time
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although the moping aspect of things
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kind of drag him down a little bit
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she-hulk interestingly lot of female
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scenario types it seems like she does
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she goes to the beach he hooks up with
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folks she does it all she sounds a
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little like green Barbie to me so it's a
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it's a tough decision on this one for me
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but I'm gonna have to lean with joe
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satriani and go silver surfer
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interesting film
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well I don't believe either of these
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heroes has a hook for a hand so you can
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find some other evaluated measure it's
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interesting that silver surfers
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mentioned quite prominently in the movie
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crimson tide which is a delightful
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motion picture however silver surfer is
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also featured in the movie called the
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Fantastic Four to which is a terrible
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motion picture i must decide with she
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halkan that's the shit this dishes did
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this decision
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yeah I appealed this decision on the
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grounds that you get pronounce it a
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sustained what do you appeal the
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decision
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world my role for she-hulk add this is a
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very difficult one for me I think both
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arguments were excellent i think these
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are interesting character she Hulka a
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modern character with a lot of a lot of
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things to support her silver surfer the
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history from the Galactic moment up to
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the present day the current Silver
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Surfer comic very interesting as well
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and kind of a departure
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I feel like I'm in the end I think she
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hulk has had even more a self-titled
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series cancelled than silver surfer
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although both of them have been
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cancelled the whole lot in me and I'm
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going to buy a nose i'm going to pick
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the Silver Surfer so silver surfer
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advances to one so close buzzer-beater
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therefore the Silver Surfer use the
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power cosmic centuries real sorry
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shulkie sorry Rocky III love the love
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she helped but sadly we must move on our
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next matchup in the central city region
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4 seed kitty pryde of the x-men
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advocated by Lisa against number 13
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jonah hex advocated by Tony sindelar
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Tony you are the underdog in so many
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ways please advocate for jonah hex now I
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don't we have underdog in the lineup
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oh my god is and I hate myself also
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recruiting violations made underdog not
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liable to this turn
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well performance-enhancing drugs um he
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Jonah Hex may require some introduction
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because i'm guessing not many folks here
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have read jonah hex comic and I'm not
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going to tie him to the very unfortunate
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just full movie
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don't don't pay any attention to that so
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Jonah Hex is a classic DC comics from
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the Wild West and occasionally the weird
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supernatural west and he is a former
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Confederate soldier turned bounty hunter
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and his he does not really have any
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superpowers other than kind of being
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very ugly and unkillable and he goes on
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various adventures in the Old West
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shooting people wrestling wild animals
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collecting bounties and he is kind of
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your your classic hard-drinking cynical
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antihero always looking for his next
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dollar he's basically Philip michaels
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with a hat done
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oh interesting alright I'm gonna vote
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kitty pryde
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interesting we will have a debate later
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about whether we really ugly is a
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superpower or not
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Lisa kitty pryde please go ahead and
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discuss keeper
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perhaps her her most profound superpower
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is the fact that she was introduced to
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the x-men as a proto Wesley Crusher IE
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and precocious teenager with
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supernatural gifts and yet she managed
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to completely support that the trope and
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became instead one of the linchpins of
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the x-men franchise from her
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introduction of the early eighties to
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kitty pryde has the power to phase
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through objects sure and that's
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things you can disappear when necessary
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she can alter the physical properties of
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which is super handy too but she's also
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one of them the beating hearts of the
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x-men she brought out the humanity and
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the better impulses and people like
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storm and wolverine and her colleague
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Colossus she has been a bear for human
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human and or mutant rights are asking
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people to consider the inherent humanity
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anisole no matter what your gifts and
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she is also the reason that she's also
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for spin-offs like the new mutants and X
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the world a better place
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so there we go Thank You judges
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Phil let's start with you he's looking
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for a hat to wear
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okay I appreciate the fact that mr.
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sindelar if I may call him that
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who has compared me to jonah hex with a
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hat mainly in demeanor in demeanor and
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world philosophy i cannot get past the
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fact that jonah hex is ugly
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well not to see you know he had the mark
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of demon if you got the market be sure
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to find you in contempt i roll for Kitty
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Pryde I'll you know I know you but you
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know I i see how this coordinate
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it's not possible uh Terry Hollywood
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about this steve what is your ruling I
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do like the hard-drinking supernatural
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types out but i was listening to
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releases advocacy and I I was kind of my
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eyes bugged out when I heard her start
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with proto Wesley Crusher as though that
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was positive and then realize that
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somehow this character managed to
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subvert the proto Wesley Crusher trope
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which I would have thought was nylon
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impossible so for that reason alone
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I've got to go kitty pryde alright keep
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reading moves on I jonah hex maybe
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unkillable but he is defeatable he has
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been sent away just like at the box
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it's like it though don't mention just
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rolling i did three in a row now I can
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rest for a little bit take a break
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Lisa our next matchup in the central
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city region number 11 seed worthy to
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carry the hammer of Thor beta ray bill
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advocated by chip going against Shazam
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you may also know him as Captain Marvel
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advocated by Monty chip you are the low
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seed please go ahead
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ok I'm i'll grab that it may be kinda
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cool to get your powers from lightning
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but it's another thing to have the power
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to make the Lightning beta ray bill is
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one of the first Marvel characters able
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to lift Thor's hammer who is not in fact
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thorny thereby gain the same powers but
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he's not just some warmed-over
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second-rate Thor check this
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he comes from a race of peaceful
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humanoid aliens but he gave up his
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humanoid alien entity and it was
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transformed into a beast eale horse
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headed half machine to defend his people
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as they were escaping from a burning
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galaxy full of demons so white beta ray
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bill is the greatest hero of all time is
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because he's a floor wax and dessert
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topping he is the Mighty Thor and he's a
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badass cyborg and frankly his hammer
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looks cooler
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alright strong points Monty Captain
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Marvel shows is Captain Marvel now
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officially shazam because even lawyers
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get tired of arguing after if
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decades that happen Marvel is a better
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version of superman instead of being an
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alien who learned to be good American
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because he grew up in the wholesome
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cornfields of small bill he's actually
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literally a good-hearted naive child
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named Billy who also turned into a burly
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superhero his villains are
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enthusiastically weird he's got a
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monster society of evil he fights mr.
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mind a telepathic worm who is a genius
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plus Captain Marvel is very important in
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comics because he's goes all the way
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back to nineteen forty or so please
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still doesn't have a dark side there's
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no stupid Frank Miller reimagining of
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this guy he's still a cheerful
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optimistic guy who flies around and
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punches evil in the face
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alright thank you very very nice seep
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what are your thoughts
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well I'm gonna have to go beta ray bill
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on this one for one reason and one
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reason only as a youth growing up I
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remember seeing the four comics and and
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thinking it looked like the dumbest
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thing ever you know until today and then
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then i ran across the cover of what I
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guess is Thor number 337 which I'm
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looking at right here and it i it has a
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beta ray bill on the cover in the thor
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armor swing his hammer smashing the word
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floor and it made me want to read or
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comic which is something I thought could
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never be done so its beta ray bill for
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Phil what are your thoughts I to hate
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Thor with every fiber of my being
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Steve's arguments have moved me these
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arguments don't listen to steve's
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arguments as a general rule in life I
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was hoping that my arguments were in
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there somewhere
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uh I role for beta ray whatever his name
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is that the double space horse
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yes that guy he seems okay well we've
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got gas we have we have our first upset
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beta ray bill has defeated Captain
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Marvel and Steve that's that's like my
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favorite comic book cover ever to and I
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had that same reaction which store was
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really boring and wait a second now
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there's a space alien with a hammer
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I'm more interested
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so beta ray bill and the upset moves on
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we will move to our next round where
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green lantern advocated by chip the
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number three seed in the central city
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region will be facing hawk-eye this is
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the 14th seed Hawkeye this is younger
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Hawkeye Kate Bishop not older Hawkeye
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Clint Barton who will be hearing from
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later k Bishop advocated by Dan Morgan
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dan will you please go ahead and
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advocate for Kate Bishop Hawkeye
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absolutely well my respect for the Green
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Lantern Corps is second to none but Kate
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bishop doesn't have a magic ring she has
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guts and clits but which is it forgets
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but she's basically so with a person
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with no superpowers she is essentially
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like at one point I think the young
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avengers try to rescue her and she
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basically turns out to essentially help
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rescue yourself and then the rest of the
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young avengers like you guys are
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terrible at this
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not only does she like talk smack to
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both captain america and Hawkeye for
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basically not doing their jobs well
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enough in terms of like training these
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these younger heroes
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she essentially you know basically goes
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out her or her own takes for an
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initiative to become a hero and earns
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the mantle of Hawkeye in her own right
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she's pretty much almost as good an
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archer as clint barton she's the only
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person who will sort of like not take
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his crap and Mike calls him on his stuff
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which is awesome she helps him fight
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crime not like big like superheroes
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necessarily that are super villains that
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are always like trying to like destroy
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the world but like serious crime
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problems that affect people who live you
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know on the streets so she's got like
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that whole like blue-collar aspect to it
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which is which is great i think she's
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she's she's a pragmatic practical
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superhero and she just super kicks ass
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and pretty much every way and clint
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barton even with his dog cannot keep up
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so I say Kate Bishop all the way I got a
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quick question before we move on so
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she's Hawkeye and clint barton and talk
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at the same time
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yes they're actually they're actually
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both hot guys Kohaku's MCR go hawkeyes
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indeed in fact there's dialogue where
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they will say after you Hawkeye know
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after you Hawkeye because they say yes
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they they were she was and she was added
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as i am busy and then he would have
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black as a hot guy and they take 15
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another both Hawkeyes and which one of
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them is a surgeon in the Korean War uh
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that would haha that would be Alan Alda
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who is an eight seed in a different
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racket i rule for Trapper John chip
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please go ahead with your discussion of
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green lantern ok but I'm kind of in
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trouble here because I've got a good
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friend who cost place at Kate Bishop so
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apologies in advance but oh you're
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eliminated right now
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oh hey no continue kids India's it's
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only open a Green Lantern Hal Jordan is
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the greatest wish fulfillment character
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in comics he's got a magic ring it's
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science but come on to a ten-year-old
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it's totally magic at that can do
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anything as long as the weather has
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enough willpower flight energy beam
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space travel solid light constructs with
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which you beat the tar out of bad guys
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great costume too but two things for me
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put green lantern over the top as the
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greatest hero of all time
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first he's a devil-may-care test pilot
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he's a fearless thrill sick secret
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that's a lot of fun in characterization
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but second in contrast soon after he
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gets the ring he finds out he was chosen
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to be just one of 3599 other space
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policeman in the Green Lantern Corps and
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at its best
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this contrasts between a loan test pilot
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and the member of a huge police force
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he's a complicated compelling hero and
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he's the greatest hero of all time
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may I ask question sure one min select
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one of the dacian that Jason's given up
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already and I was gonna say no but I
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really rather hear the clouds and
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instead of kyle rayner or jon stewart or
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even guy what's-his-name guy gardner
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honey hockey which is English my english
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is green lantern what ya guys spoilers
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spoilers in order no crab face no vest
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and he was and he was robbed out of a
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place on the justice league cartoon all
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allow it right Phil what's your what's
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your verdict then I was moved terribly
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by the argument in favor of not crappy
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Hawkeye k bishop
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yes yes yes not crappy Hawkeye will also
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accept it not crappy Hawkeye however i
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will accept Green Lantern as presented
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Green Lantern moves on to the next round
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well you don't get you don't get to say
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that without Steve are great lateral
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moves on to the next round Steve what do
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you feel
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um wow well i gotta say a a magic ring
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has never fun on my list of
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wish-fulfillment items that but you fool
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it's like getting more wishes
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I don't know I find that I find the
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whole conceit kind of lame that said the
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whole co hoc I thing I think that feels
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kind of I think you know get your own
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name woman earned that name
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well then why didn't he is surrender his
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name he did for a while he was learning
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grown in donating my only son friends
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names like you put into a ninja for a
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Hawkeye argument even more if I may step
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on my interject Steve box have two eyes
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right thank you want yes Hawks easily
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have to i just want to be up there born
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with two eyes right piles of the worst
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birding podcast of every tune in for
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Best 13 then again i can hardly fault
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there being two hot guys when there are
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thousands of Green Lantern's so I'm
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going hot gay interesting so that that
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is a split decision I it falls to me I
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saw the Ryan Reynolds movie so hot I
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Kate bishop moves on
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Oh Ryan Reynolds well another upset
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because thank you ryan reynolds wherever
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you are is a bad bad bad bad bad movies
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a lot to answer for dude
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we move on to our next round number
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seven seed ms marvel that's Kamala Khan
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advocated by dan will be going up
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against Conn c'mon c'mon c'mon not not
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shiny little money right now she is the
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12 seed in the funk division number 10
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the flash this is the wally west flash
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not the more familiar Barry Allen flash
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that will be talking to you later
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advocated by chip chip
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you're the underdog so please advocate
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for Wally West as the flash
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well uh the the previous flash the
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Silver Age flash Barry Allen he was
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killed off in the eighties during DC's
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crisis on infinite earths and on one of
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the last pages his former sidekick his
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former sidekick kid flash Wally West he
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was wearing a new costume instead from
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this day on I am the flash and this is
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one of the few times that a sidekick is
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actually lived up to the dream of
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succeeding his partner
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the neat thing about Wally is that it
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wasn't a comfortable transition he at
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first he could only run at the speed of
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sound and he also acted like a real jerk
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because he had a massive inferiority
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complex over the years though he grew
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into the equal of his predecessor he was
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just as fast just as noble but he hung
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on to this sort of ADHD personality that
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he had which makes a whole lot more
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sense for super speedster then the bland
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classic Barry Allen Wally West succeeded
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the DC universe is first and only
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genuine st. and in so doing he became
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more interesting by far ship the
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2-minute Time Lord muscles are working
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really well in this one minute superhero
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format i just want to point that out
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dan you get to work cut out for you tell
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us about Kamala Khan well I i guess i'm
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drawing a theme here with the spunky
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teenage girl heroes because Kamala Khan
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who is from jersey city is exposed to
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some metal via inhuman miss that makes
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her manifest these powers where she can
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shape-shift and she's as a big comic
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book fan already
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she she sort of takes it upon herself to
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use those powers for
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good even you know in sort of a typical
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comic book hero away saving you know a
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fellow classmate of hers who she doesn't
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really like but you know was in trouble
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and so that's what heroes do and so
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Kamala is a among other things writes
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fan fiction about like superheroes so
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she's kind of all uh you know well well
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grounded in that whole reality but she
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also has her own struggles because as
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sort of growing up as a
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pakistani-american and a Muslim that
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she's like dealing with these different
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cultural issues you know she has like to
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deal with her parents who are very
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restrictive about certain things and so
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it's hard to like sneak out and be a
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superhero wear pants are kinda like you
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know grounding you and stuff like that
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so she's got this sort of traditional
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teenage hero blends but seen through
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sort of a different angle of the
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American experience that we haven't
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really experienced as much with
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superheroes and she's also pretty
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kick-ass she takes on the name is marvel
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in inspiration from carol danvers who is
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now captain marvel and decides that you
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know she's going to make that sort of
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hero identity her own and she has
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awesome shape-shifting powers which
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really are super cool right thank you
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Steve what are your thoughts hmm tough
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1i like the idea of the kind of fan
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fiction fan girl suddenly becoming a
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hero that's an interesting angle
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although it sounds an awful lot like
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Buffy the supervillains lair to me and
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I'm surprised to hear that there is it
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and any inhuman missed in New Jersey
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somewhere that's that's quite quite a
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twist please don't make me cry
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don't talk about the inhuman magical
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mists that turns people into non legally
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actionable movie characters what you
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don't care for the Terrigen mists for
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the crystals are generated I think
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that's totally makes complete sense our
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cars will watch will clear this
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courtroom
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normal here OCD far be it from us have
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ridiculous things happening this Comic
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Book podcast is taking them presently
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dirt-eater bailiff please Papa Landy
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where the hell is my gavel
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maybe my in madurai satisfied on the
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other hand i also like the idea of the
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of the the kid flash taking on the
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mantle and sort of overcoming his own
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personal Asperger's or ADHD or whatever
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it is that he has in order to become a
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better hero so this is a this is a tough
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you've got an excellent job free of
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restating what the two arguments were 15
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says you have to turn it over in my head
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from all angles Jason I am that
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conscientious as a judge of Heroes let
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me roll this die here and it came up
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flash all right Phil mr. Morgan would
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have us believe that shape-shifting is a
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superhero power shape-shifting is
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cowardice sir I rule for the flash right
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flash Wally West moves on her superpower
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is not waffling I'm reveling in my
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victory and yet i'm appalled by the
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grounds for the victory
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thank thank you chip Thank You chip I i
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had a role for like that the other check
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she wins too late to see my best and
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most reliable shake hands across and
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roll the dice in chambers they don't do
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it like actually in front of the
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defendant that's that's bad for I
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v-final pairing in the first round in
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the central city region is again a
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battle between chip and Dan this time
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Dan is the underdog chip is going to
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advocate for our number-2 seed captain
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america and dan is going to advocate for
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our 15 seed suggested by Dan and please
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explain who he is
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solar man of the atom while the if you
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don't know it's older man the atom is
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you're really missing out
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solar man the atom goes back to the six
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early sixties sort of out of the the
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fear of the nuclear age he's a scientist
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who is exposed to obviously huge amounts
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of radiation and become sort of a being
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of largely of energy and power he is in
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the valiant comics universe the most
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powerful basically being alive including
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at one point I believe he the universe
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is destroyed him how many he just really
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makes all of it because he is like he's
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kind of like he's got like a doctor
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manhattan bad going on but he's also
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just like this scientist and he deals
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with a lot of these like psychological
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issues and how to how to be the most
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powerful man alive because it's really
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hard to deal with you know having a
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normal life when your body is like
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composed of basically a nuclear furnace
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so he's gotta a very varied history he
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was originally one of the gold key
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heroes of acquired by valiant but I I
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particularly loved his 1990 storylines
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in the valiant comics universe where he
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gets to meet up with a bunch of other
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characters and has that sort of a big
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universe a park where he has to sort of
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remake the universe because it is
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essentially destroyed so I know he's a
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less popular hero and you but seed
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pretty low but he's a he's a really cool
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all right chip ok I really ought to hate
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captain america he he's the area an
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ideal fighting against Nazis he
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literally wraps himself in the flag he's
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a soldier he barks out orders he's got a
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rigid moral code and Anthony he's at the
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pinnacle of human conditioning and how
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did you get these powers steroids so why
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do I think captain america is actually
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one of the greatest superheroes of all
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time because he does in fact have a
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superpower he's got unmatchable idealism
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he believes that he and his country can
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and must do better he challenges his
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teammates he challenges government to
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not be expedient or the pragmatic but
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just to do what's right
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he's an amazing fighter in an acrobat
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and tactician but more than that he's a
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conscience any catch any cap and he
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challenges the flag rather than blindly
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following it
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captain america i give you solar who's
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he trying little dig at the end their
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film what are your thoughts
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I have always hated captain america and
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all that he stood for
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however i do not even remember who dan
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was advocated god I must roll for the
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ship them all the superheroes captain
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america what
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I actually don't have an inbuilt hatred
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of Captain America I could take him or
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give him I but chips advocacy of them
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was superb and on that basis alone i
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have to give it to Captain America
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although I am intrigued by solar man of
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the atom alright intrigue will get you
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nowhere except a ticket home solar
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manatee Adam is it is despatched you
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will be sad envelope the entire
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university was happy he he was happy to
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just be selected our trip to Central
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City is complete when well that's right
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folks where one quarter of the way done
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oh my god I'll be here all about I know
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our one is complete
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take a break have a sandwich yeah good
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join us tomorrow for the gotham region
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until then I've been Jason still and
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this has been the incomparable superhero
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tournament
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oh god what are we doing
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