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00:00:00   I've got a problem. I don't understand the noises that my AirPods Pro, I call them the Mark 2,

00:00:07   so this is the AirPods Pro with the better ANC, but before you could get the USB-C charging case.

00:00:16   I don't remember the technical term for it. AirPods Pro 2, because the ones with the case are AirPods Pro 2 parentheses USB-C charging case or something.

00:00:23   Right, yeah, yeah, exactly. We're saying the same thing. Yeah. So they're a little bit older now. I have had no, you know, battery issues,

00:00:29   I've had none of the crackling or whatever it was that a lot of people, including I think Marco, had at some point or another.

00:00:35   That was the first gen AirPods Pro 2, or the AirPods Pro 1. That had those. I haven't heard of any of those issues with the AirPods Pro 2,

00:00:41   and I certainly haven't had them myself. Yeah, likewise.

00:00:43   I'm still waiting for you to close that parentheses, Casey. You're killing me. Keep going.

00:00:46   Which parentheses? How do you know that?

00:00:48   I've got a problem with the AirPods, and then you went off on a tangent about which model you had.

00:00:51   I know what problem you have, as we talked about before we started recording, but please get to it.

00:00:55   Right, okay, so let's get to it. I got a problem. You tell the story.

00:00:59   So here's the thing. I will put one or both of the AirPods back into the charging case, right?

00:01:07   And I not infrequently use them in mono mode. You know, I'll have only one in my ear, the other in the case.

00:01:13   But I don't think it really matters. I'll put one of them back in the case, and I'll hear some sort of noise.

00:01:19   And it sounds like a sad noise, almost as though they're not able to charge.

00:01:25   It's like a "doo-doo-doo" or something like that. That's probably wrong, but I can't remember exactly.

00:01:29   It's like drums? Is it from the case or from the pod?

00:01:32   I'm pretty sure it's from the case. These are all fair questions.

00:01:34   But I think it's the case saying something about this is unable to charge.

00:01:40   But the problem is, the extremely useful error information I get from the case, other than this just completely indecipherable noise,

00:01:47   is that the light is orange. Is that a good orange? I don't know. Is it a bad orange? Maybe. Who could know?

00:01:54   So there's that noise that happens from time to time, and then I feel like there's a "doo-doo" or something like that that happens from time to time.

00:02:01   I really wish I'd had the patience, the energy, and the time to record these on the microphone.

00:02:07   And we could play them now, but unfortunately I had none of the three things.

00:02:11   So I don't know what the noises are that my AirPods/the AirPods Pro 2 case makes when I try to reinsert an AirPod.

00:02:20   And I did like five seconds of Googling trying to figure this out and couldn't find anything.

00:02:25   I feel like somebody needs to, and I don't know, maybe Stephen Robles or something put a YouTube video up or something like this,

00:02:31   but somebody needs to have a knowledge base page or some YouTube video that goes through,

00:02:36   "Here's all the different noises your AirPods can make and here's what they mean." Because I need help.

00:02:40   If only you understood the binary language of moisture evaporators, you would know what they're saying.

00:02:45   I have AirPods 4, the non-pro AirPods 4, and these are the first AirPods that have been trying to speak to me,

00:02:51   in the same way that your AirPods are trying to speak to you.

00:02:54   And like you, Casey, I don't know what they're trying to say exactly.

00:02:59   I give the sound designers credit for being able to convey some sort of emotional state through the beep-boops.

00:03:07   Because my old ones did not make noises like this.

00:03:10   The cases make noise, the AirPods make noise, when I plug the case in it makes a noise,

00:03:15   when I take them out it makes a noise, when I put them in it makes a noise.

00:03:18   And sometimes the light is orange, right?

00:03:20   I'm not sure what it means, but I kind of emotionally feel the AirPods.

00:03:26   It seems like you want to be charged now.

00:03:28   Like, orange makes me think it's not fully charged and it needs to be,

00:03:32   and sad noises make me think your battery is running low.

00:03:35   So I just kind of intuitively do what I think the AirPods need me to do,

00:03:40   but you're absolutely right.

00:03:41   I get this product that has no on and off switches and just one light that changes a couple different colors,

00:03:46   and it speaks to me with these little beeps and boops, and I just have to sort of do my best.

00:03:51   It's like having a baby.

00:03:52   You don't know what they want, but you just got to try to figure it out.

00:03:55   There were two good episodes of the podcast 20,000 Hertz that went through Apple Sound Design,

00:04:01   and they had some Apple Sound Designers on there to actually interview them.

00:04:03   They were great episodes, highly recommended, and they did mention the AirPods kind of sad battery noise,

00:04:10   but that comes from the AirPods when their battery is low.

00:04:12   It sounds like what you're talking about is different.

00:04:14   Yeah, there are so many more noises than that.

00:04:15   But give them credit for you can describe it as a sad noise.

00:04:19   Like you recognize this is a sad noise versus the bing when you plug it in.

00:04:23   Like, well, okay, I'm plugging it in, and now it has power, yay.

00:04:26   You know that.

00:04:27   There's no manual that tells you when it dings, that means I'm getting power,

00:04:32   but you learn that.

00:04:33   Well, it might have been a little piece of paper that no one ever looks at,

00:04:35   like the tiny sheet of paper with microscopic writing on it.

00:04:38   I'm sure there's a web page somewhere, just like there is for every appliance,

00:04:41   where it's like if the white light blinks three times with two-second gaps between,

00:04:46   that means this, and if it blinks once every one second, you're trying to gauge.

00:04:50   Is that 1.5 seconds between them or one second, and you're trying to stop watching?

00:04:55   For crying out loud, people, this is not a great intro.

00:04:57   I know you want to save money.

00:04:59   It's like telegraph.

00:05:01   We can do everything through Morse code.

00:05:02   All we need is a single LED.

00:05:04   We don't need any buttons, any displays, any readout.

00:05:07   We'll just make people go to this web page and decipher what it's trying to say.

00:05:11   And the bad part about using sounds is that you can't really copy and paste that into a search engine.

00:05:16   So you can't go to Google and say, what does it mean when it goes doo-doo-doo-doo-doo?

00:05:20   Exactly.

00:05:21   How do you spell that?

00:05:22   Right.

00:05:23   You end up Googling for like blinking white light or whatever,

00:05:25   and very often it's good that you'll find these thousands of other people who are like,

00:05:29   what does it mean when my washing machine blinks a white light or something?

00:05:33   But if there's only one light and they use that with like, oh, it's not blinking as fast as I --

00:05:38   sometimes the setup instructions are there.

00:05:40   If you have a get, it's where it's like, during setup, press and hold this button until the white light turns green,

00:05:45   stays green, then blinks red two times, then let go, and it's like, what the hell?

00:05:48   What are we doing here?

00:05:50   It's so Byzantine.

00:05:52   So it kind of makes you wish for a terribly designed app on your phone to do it all.

00:05:55   No, it's very funny because some local friends of ours had some Internet issues with their Fios.

00:06:01   In fact, it's still going on.

00:06:03   One way or another, we went and looked at their ONT, their optical network terminal.

00:06:07   So we opened it up, and I had my friend take a picture of it, you know, so he could call Verizon and be like,

00:06:13   well, these are the lights that we have -- that are flashing at the moment.

00:06:16   Meanwhile, he then Googled and found statuslights.com, which I just now, as we're recording, realized apparently that's based in Richmond.

00:06:24   And they have photos of all this different, like, computer equipment and telephony equipment and whatnot,

00:06:31   and they show exactly what lights should probably be lit up and what each of the statuslights means.

00:06:36   And so I need this, but for AirPod noises, so please, somebody get on it.

00:06:41   I see this list of vendors on statuslights.com, and Apple is notably absent from the A section.

00:06:46   Yeah, I know, exactly, exactly.

00:06:49   But anyways, I would just love if somebody could please point me to the thing that I should probably be able to Google on my own and apparently could not,

00:06:56   that explains with little audio clips what are all the noises that AirPods could make.

00:07:01   And just before we leave this topic, I wanted to reiterate what Marco said.

00:07:05   I can't remember if I ever talked about it on the show earlier, but the Sound of Apple 1.0 and the Sound of Apple 2.0,

00:07:11   which are the 20,000 hertz episodes from a couple of months back, maybe a few months back now,

00:07:15   that whole podcast is tremendous. I love it. It's incredibly, incredibly good.

00:07:20   However, even if you're not into it in general, anyone who enjoys this show would absolutely enjoy those two episodes,

00:07:26   which we will link in the show notes, so you should definitely check that out.

00:07:29   There's an episode on Rivian too, didn't there? Wasn't that the same?

00:07:31   I think that's right, yes. I believe that's right.

00:07:33   And Rivian noises, by the way, is what I mean. Like the noises that Rivian makes inside the cockpit.

00:07:38   We talked about it on the show. Anyway.

00:07:39   Yeah, that was one where they're like, "Well, we take this raindrop and then we distort it like crazy in these 10 different ways,

00:07:44   so it sounds nothing like a raindrop, but nature."

00:07:47   Alright, let's do some follow-up. The Gas Car Review post that we've been talking about for the last couple of weeks,

00:07:54   this started in overtime, or in the bootleg, a couple of weeks ago, then we did some follow-up last week.

00:08:00   We thought we found the actual link that Marco was talking about, and it turns out we didn't, but now we have.

00:08:07   So Kay writes, "Is this the Gas Car Review Marco was trying to find? It's the one I remembered,

00:08:12   and shout out to Kagi for making it pretty easy to find when searching for 'funny review of gas car.'"

00:08:17   And this is jeff.grier.fm, and it's a gasoline car review, which is a lot less looking down the nose than the one that we thought was the right one for a brief minute last week.

00:08:26   To explain what we mean is a humorous review of a gasoline engine car, as if it had been reviewed by someone who'd never seen one,

00:08:33   to highlight how there are lots of weird things about gas cars that we don't think about because we're used to them as "normal,"

00:08:40   and every review of an electric car is like, "Can you believe this electric car? Let me tell you about it!"

00:08:44   So that's the conceit, and there's just so many of these posts. This is apparently the one Marco was thinking of,

00:08:50   but there are so many more people keep sending to us. It's not just the same posts sent over and over again in different places,

00:08:55   there are variations on them, and now with AI there will probably be even more.

00:08:59   Yeah, and I like this one the best, in part because I think honestly it's better written than the others.

00:09:03   Also, I think the whole arrangement of it around comparing electric cars to an old Miata,

00:09:09   I think is just kind of charming and fun, especially because I used to be able to borrow an old Miata sometimes and drive it,

00:09:15   and that's what I learned to stick on, so I kind of have some fondness for that vehicle.

00:09:18   But anyway, this I think was the better one, and this was indeed the one I was thinking of, so thank you people for finding it.

00:09:25   Alright, with regard to Marco's lost MacBook Air, first of all, Marco, have you found it?

00:09:30   I did indeed find it. It was in a tote bag on a coat hook behind three coats in the closet.

00:09:36   How did you find it?

00:09:38   The way I found it was I first went to Backblaze, because I said I couldn't see it in Find My,

00:09:45   and I guess I must have had it disabled, I don't know why.

00:09:48   Anyway, so I went to Backblaze, because I think Backblaze has some kind of finding functionality,

00:09:53   and I hadn't apparently enabled, they have like a whole map functionality where you can actually locate your computer if you enable location services.

00:09:59   I hadn't done that, but it did tell me the last IP address that it backed up from was my house IP address,

00:10:07   and it said that the last backup was basically while I was, it was like a day or two before, while I was gone still.

00:10:14   So I knew, okay, it's in my house somewhere.

00:10:18   So I basically just exhausted every possibility. I searched everywhere, upstairs, downstairs, kitchen, I even looked in the garage.

00:10:27   Did I somehow leave it in the garage when doing something and forget about it?

00:10:30   I looked everywhere, but yeah, after about two days, I found it and still had 5% battery life left.

00:10:36   Oh, well look at that. But yeah, it turns out you can use Find My to ping or make a sound on a laptop, which is good to know,

00:10:42   and thanks to Miles for reminding us of that.

00:10:44   Yeah, and if you want a backup locating option for your laptop, maybe go to Backblaze and enable that map functionality.

00:10:50   Alright, with regard to iOS 18 photos, we mostly got agreement from feedback, and this is not a vote, it's fine if you agree or disagree.

00:10:59   I'm just saying, you know, the people who decided to share with us, I think mostly agreed with our assessment.

00:11:03   But Tim Luft writes, "I prefer the new Photos app. I really do think it's an improvement once you dial in your setup.

00:11:09   Pinned collections are one of my favorites as they add a section at the bottom of the edit page called 'Any Collection or Album,'

00:11:14   which allows you to add more granular collections like media types or utilities.

00:11:18   Also, Jon can rearrange his albums by opening it into the list view of albums, then tapping and holding on the album to move it up and down the list.

00:11:27   When you come back out, that's the new order."

00:11:29   I would never have discovered this for multiple reasons. So first of all, the convention for reordering things on iOS is either it looks like a thing that you can reorder,

00:11:36   or that you can go into that mode where it puts the little grippers on them, you know, the three little lines, right?

00:11:40   This does not have that. It's a totally, like, unique view that has a bunch of rounded recs separated by margins with, like, shadows underneath them.

00:11:47   And then, if you hold down on one of those things, it brings up a menu, like a long press menu, like an actual context menu, right?

00:11:55   But, like so many things that are elsewhere, like, if you hold down and the menu comes up, but you ignore the menu and you swipe,

00:12:02   then it, like, releases into your hand and you can move it around. But then, alright, so now you've got it, you're like, "Aha! This must be reorderable!"

00:12:10   As you drag it, if you drag it over another one of the rounded rectangles, it, like, highlights it, and if you release it there, it'll pop up a dialogue, at least as a confirmation, thank God.

00:12:18   It says, "Do you want to merge these albums?" You don't want that to happen. What you want to do is get it to release from its current position,

00:12:24   drag it, and get it to start displacing the other items so they scurry out of the way and leave an empty spot, right?

00:12:31   And so I went to this list and I found one of my albums that I wanted to be at the top, and it's way down on my list of, like, dozens of albums,

00:12:38   and I got it to lift up, and I started moving it, and I realized I didn't want it to highlight another thing, and so I got it to open a little gap in a space,

00:12:46   and then, alright, now I just need to drag it up to the top of the screen so it starts, you know, scrolling, paging down, and it starts paging and paging and paging,

00:12:52   and I get to the very top, and once I get to the very top with that thing in my hand, no little spaces are opening up for it.

00:12:58   Nowhere, I can't drag it anywhere, I'm still holding down on it, right? I'm dragging it, I'm dragging it over the top of things,

00:13:04   I want it to be the number one item, but I would settle for the number two or the number five or anything on the first page,

00:13:09   but no space will open up for it, so I give up, and, like, I have to find a safe place to release it, 'cause I hit the escape key on, like, a Mac OS,

00:13:16   I give up, drag it aside, let go, scroll down again, maybe if I go real slow, you know, like the gap, alright, get the gap to open up,

00:13:23   and now I just need to, like, push it up to the top, and the gap opens up, and it goes gap, gap, gap, gap, I'm not even gonna do it,

00:13:28   I'm just leaving my finger right here, I'm not gonna move it, gaps are opening up, and it gets to the very top, and lo and behold, the gaps are gone again.

00:13:34   And I tried to take, like, seven trips, seven partial trips, always being sure to drop it in one of the gaps before the gaps stop appearing.

00:13:41   Oh my God, what, is it the same people who worked on, like, Control Center and Rearranging Springboard make this interface?

00:13:47   Maddening, but anyway, I thank Tim, because I did eventually get through, by fighting with the system that I just described,

00:13:54   I did eventually get my top four or five albums to the top of that list that I had never thought was re-orderable,

00:14:00   never thought would have any effect on anything else, but now, in theory, every time I go to get the list of albums, those will be at the top,

00:14:06   so thank you, Tim, and no thank you to whoever made that interface in iOS 18 photos, because it's bad.

00:14:13   Excellent. Alright, we have a whole bunch of feedback with regard to the Magic Mouse, and, John, apparently you got a little bit confused with regard to side buttons,

00:14:22   do you want to fix your story?

00:14:24   Yeah, I said the Apology Mouse had side buttons, easy mistake to make, because the Apology Mouse has things that look for all the world,

00:14:30   like the side buttons that would eventually appear on the Mighty Mouse, but they are not in fact buttons.

00:14:34   Someone sent me a video of the Macworld keynote where the Apology Mouse was introduced, talking about it, and saying how Steve Jobs was on stage,

00:14:44   saying how everyone hated the Hockey Puck Mouse or whatever, and I said, "I'm in the audience in that video."

00:14:49   Because I was there, I got the Apology Mouse for free, I think Apple did, very rarely, but one of the times they did it,

00:14:56   everyone who was in the Macworld keynote got a free Apple Mouse, can you imagine, a free Apple Mouse.

00:15:01   The other thing, by the way, remembering the old days of Steve Jobs, part of the presentation was, "Here's our new mouse, people didn't like Hockey Puck, here's our new mouse, we think it's a great mouse."

00:15:12   And it's standard on every Mac that we sell. Remember the old days when Steve Jobs was like, "As soon as you make a new thing, the old thing is dead to me."

00:15:18   Right? Just like, "Forget it, the old ones don't exist, and now Tim Cook's like Lightning Accessories, yeah, we'll keep selling them forever."

00:15:25   Anyway, my apology for getting the side buttons on the Apology Mouse wrong, apparently it didn't have them, but the Mighty Mouse did.

00:15:32   I'm glad that we got that resolved. And speaking of getting things resolved, MKBHD's interview with Tim Cook, which all three of us were casting about, trying to remember the exact circumstance of it.

00:15:42   John, can you tell us what that really was all about?

00:15:45   Yeah, so as we established on the show, it was WWDC 2024, but I didn't remember the exact context, so I watched the video again. Here was the context. It was a blind ranking, which I didn't know what it was until I saw this video and then forgot and then saw the video again and was reminded.

00:15:59   A blind ranking is where the interviewer tells the interviewee, "I'm gonna list the top five things here, and you have to rank them, but you don't know what the next ones are gonna be."

00:16:10   So if you're ranking your favorite foods, and I said tomatoes, you don't know if my next one's gonna be chocolate or prunes. So what do you rank tomatoes? It's a blind ranking. If you rank it, you're number one. What if something comes along that's better?

00:16:21   It's a fun way to try to get your true feelings about something and have a fun game where you never know what the next item's gonna be and you may regret your earlier ranking.

00:16:32   So MKBHD is saying to Tim Cook, "I'm gonna rank these," and Tim Cook's like, "Is this supposed to be my top five?" And Marquez is like, "Oh, it's just a top five." Anyway, he does blind ranking of a bunch of things. He lists a bunch of items.

00:16:43   Eventually, one of the items he lists, he says, "The Magic Mouse." That's it. He's just like, the first one is, you know, I forget what the products were, but it's like, "This product, that product," and then he says, "The Magic Mouse."

00:16:53   And he doesn't say it in a snarky way or anything, but it really looks like a total self-own by Tim Cook, because first of all, Tim Cook essentially, at the first item, refuses to rank them.

00:17:06   He won't give them numbers. You're supposed to say, "Okay, you know, apples is my number two," and then the next one they say, "Chocolate. Ooh, that's my number one," and then they say something like, "Better than..."

00:17:15   He doesn't give numbers. He says, "I'm not gonna rank them." So Tim Cook just refuses to play the game, which, fine, whatever. Media training, you don't have to answer the person's question.

00:17:22   I love all of my products equally.

00:17:24   Yeah, he does compare them to his children. But when they get to the Magic Mouse, he could have just said something, anything about it, but he goes, "The Magic Mouse."

00:17:34   And he's like, "You know, do we make a mouse?" And then he says something really awkward, like it was such an incredible moment. Like, no. No, Tim, it was not an incredible moment, and you don't remember when it was introduced, and nobody does, because it's just the Magic Mouse.

00:17:46   But anyway, I stick to what I said last week. I don't think Marquez was coming out and saying, "Hey, Tim Cook, everyone hates the Magic Mouse," but Tim Cook's reaction to it made it clear that he was not prepared for this question.

00:18:00   So we'll put a link in the show notes to the video with a timestamp, as we did last week, and then we'll also put a link to a very editorialized YouTube short made by the MKBHD channel folks that makes it seem like, "Does the 10,000 years later thing from SpongeBob or whatever?"

00:18:15   to make it seem like Tim Cook was bowled over. But if you watch the actual video, they're just playing the blind ranking game, Tim Cook is refusing to do it, and they get to one of the items, and I think the only thing Marquez says is, "The Magic Mouse."

00:18:29   And then Tim Cook self-destructs. So that's the context. You can take a look at it. I think the editorialized short is a little bit overdramatic, but it is one of the rare cases where Tim seemed flummoxed by not even a question, by just, "I'm listing items for the Magic Mouse."

00:18:44   "I'm listing items in this blind ranking game, and the next one I'm listing is a proper noun that is the name of one of your products. Go."

00:18:50   Well, I do think that toward the end, it was a very short segment, but toward the end of this 35 seconds of awkward, Tim starts talking about how they really had to work on, I think, the ergonomics or something like that.

00:19:02   And Marquez is like, "The Mighty Mouse." You know, he's kind of saying to himself in so many words, "You're talking about the ergonomics of the friggin' Mighty Mouse?"

00:19:14   He's the Magic Mouse. He's just trying to think of something. Tim is just trying to think of something to say. Like, it's so clear. He's like, "What can I say about this that is Tim Cook approved?"

00:19:24   What are mice like? Ergonomic?

00:19:26   Like, how often does he use one? When's the last time he touched one?

00:19:30   Oh, my word. It was very funny. We also didn't touch on the most ridiculous of the most recent mouse rumors. This is from MacRumors, late, late, late last year.

00:19:40   A report from Korean leaker YEUX1222 this morning suggested that Apple has created a prototype Magic Mouse that includes a mix of touch, voice controls, and hand gestures.

00:19:51   Mark Gurman says, "Voice control in the new Magic Mouse I wrote about this month makes sense in light of AI and the fact that Apple is on a decade-plus cycle.

00:20:01   From what I've heard, big focus is ergonomics and gestures and a relocated USB-C port. I'd expect a new keyboard too."

00:20:08   Coming back to MacRumors, Apple reportedly plans to release a new Magic Mouse alongside the OLED M6 MacBook Pro in 2026.

00:20:16   So Gurman says a lot of things, and this is just a real winner, like, that the Voice Rumors make sense in light of AI? No, they don't. They don't make sense.

00:20:28   Like, "Well, hold on. I have one theory."

00:20:31   Well, before you get to the theory, I want to talk about this Logitech thing that was in the notes before, I think it was before we had overtime, but it was in the notes and it didn't make it to the show ever.

00:20:39   But it was in there for a long time because Logitech, the mouse maker, came out with an update to their mouse driver that incorporated ChatGPT into their mouse driver.

00:20:50   So you could, like, use the mouse and map a button on your mouse to, like, it would open up a thing and then you could, I forget if you could speak a ChatGPT query or you typed it, but the point was they added LOM ChatGPT integration to their mouse driver.

00:21:03   That's immediately what I thought of when I thought of rumors that the Magic Mouse is going to include voice controls. All right, so go ahead, Marco.

00:21:10   Convince me that voice control is going to be a good feature for the new mouse.

00:21:13   Oh, I didn't say a good feature, but here's how this might make sense.

00:21:17   Now, first of all, the report from the leaker says they've created a prototype that does this.

00:21:23   That doesn't mean they're going to release it, but let's set that aside.

00:21:26   Here's why they might put a microphone in a mouse.

00:21:30   The people who buy mice are generally using them either with desktops that have built-in microphones or maybe a laptop.

00:21:39   Now, if that laptop is closed, the laptop's built-in mic is disabled in hardware.

00:21:45   Okay, so if Apple is leaning very heavily into voice control to command your computer to do things, microphones are very cheap hardware-wise.

00:21:57   So maybe, because it also mentions the new keyboard, maybe they're just going to put a microphone in the new keyboard and a microphone in the new mouse and a microphone in a new trackpad.

00:22:07   And that way, whatever your setup is, if it includes any Apple peripherals, the computer can always hear you tell it a voice command.

00:22:15   Because that way, even if you have a closed laptop docked to a monitor that does not contain a microphone, one of your peripherals would contain a microphone.

00:22:23   Where is this microphone going to be that's not smothered by your hand?

00:22:26   Yeah, I mean, maybe on the side? I don't know.

00:22:28   I can grip my mouse on the side.

00:22:30   I didn't say this was a good idea.

00:22:32   And also, keep in mind, if they indeed have raised up the profile very slightly to accommodate a USB port somewhere on the front, then maybe they could put it next to that.

00:22:44   I don't know.

00:22:45   So that's all I can think of.

00:22:47   Why would you have a microphone and a mouse for "AI"?

00:22:50   I think it's just like, give one more input to Siri, in the new AI version of Siri that might someday be out and might be good and might work.

00:23:02   Because people are dying to use that.

00:23:04   Give one more input. And that way, we will hear you. Or maybe we'll hear you a little bit better.

00:23:08   Maybe we can hear you if you talk a little bit quieter, in case you're in an office situation and you don't want to be yelling all the time.

00:23:15   You could pick the mouse up and hold it to your mouth and you might say, perhaps in the sky.

00:23:20   God damn it, John! I wanted to make the same joke! Why do you take it from me?

00:23:23   I already posted the link to the channel.

00:23:25   Now I don't get any gold stars.

00:23:27   You want to do the voice, Casey? You can do the voice. Go ahead.

00:23:29   Hello, computer. That's terrible.

00:23:31   That's your Scottish accent?

00:23:32   No, I can't do James Doohan. Doohan, Doohan, anyway, it doesn't matter.

00:23:35   Now I'm so mad at you because I'm getting no gold stars from you for thinking of the exact same reference.

00:23:40   Does Marco have any idea what we're talking about?

00:23:42   However, that being said, honestly, that could be a feature.

00:23:46   Again, imagine if you're in an environment where you don't want to be talking very loudly.

00:23:51   If you pick it up to your mouth and the sheer act of picking it up triggers the microphone.

00:23:57   You can use accelerometers to say, "Oh, it's picked up now."

00:24:01   That could activate the microphone and you could say, "Open up mail."

00:24:04   You could say something really quiet.

00:24:06   Oh my god.

00:24:07   You've got to watch that movie.

00:24:08   That's not that crazy!

00:24:10   Maybe we should put that as our next member special.

00:24:13   We should. Oh, that's such a good idea because Marco will hate every moment of it.

00:24:17   It'll be delightful.

00:24:18   Oh god.

00:24:19   All right, that's going near the top of my list. I think we should do that.

00:24:23   No more discussion of it, Casey. We don't want to ruin it for Marco.

00:24:26   Okay, I really have a lot of things I want to discuss right now, but that's fine.

00:24:29   Okay, we also have some more mouse-related feedback.

00:24:33   Mike writes, "I feel like you missed the obvious change for a new mouse from Apple.

00:24:37   The current mouse still has a physical button.

00:24:39   I'd expect a new mouse to replace that with two or three Taptic engines to provide clicking,

00:24:43   like every other device they make, and probably haptics on movement as well."

00:24:47   I think this is a terrible idea, but I also think Mike is very right that it is perfectly in keeping with the Apple hardware design ethos.

00:24:55   I think it's a terrible idea just because it'll be draining your battery for no reason because you just do so much clicking.

00:24:59   I think it's a terrible idea because I think you would find it annoying, and I also think it's totally something Apple would do.

00:25:04   I mean, it's fine on the trackpad.

00:25:06   Yeah, but the trackpad has a way bigger battery.

00:25:08   Oh, that's fair. Well, is it fair actually? I don't know. I assume you're right.

00:25:11   I feel like weight on the mouse is more important because you're actually moving it. The trackpad doesn't go anywhere.

00:25:15   We'll say if they pull it off, well, fine, but honestly, is this necessary?

00:25:19   On the trackpads, it makes some sense because it's such a limited space, and not having it move has space benefits.

00:25:25   But like a mouse, there's plenty of room. It's out there in the open air.

00:25:28   And on the trackpad, too, you can click anywhere on the trackpad, and it feels about the same, which is a huge area.

00:25:35   So to have that, like in the olden days when the trackpads were big, they called them diving boards or levers.

00:25:41   Hinged on one side.

00:25:43   Yeah, you hinged on the top, you click it on the bottom generally with your thumb, and that felt good.

00:25:47   But if you clicked it near the top, it wouldn't click or you wouldn't--

00:25:49   It was harder to press. You had less leverage.

00:25:51   Didn't they even put the feet as the clickers in the first Magic Trackpad?

00:25:55   There was one that did feet clickers, which was another clever idea, but yeah.

00:25:59   But anyway, so the mouse, though, you're always clicking the mouse in a reasonably short area, and it's the same small area.

00:26:07   So I don't think that this is solving a problem in the mouse, and there would be the downsides, as you mentioned.

00:26:12   It hasn't stopped Apple before. I also don't think it's solving a problem, but Apple loves Taptic Engines.

00:26:17   Also, I've used these mice for a very long time. I've never had the button go bad. Like, never.

00:26:23   Yeah, it's easy to make microswitches, but Apple loves Taptic Engines, so we'll see.

00:26:27   Apple also loves profit margins. I bet Taptic Engines are more expensive.

00:26:31   That's true, too. I don't know. And then we got feedback from Calamity Jan, who writes,

00:26:37   "If Apple makes the mouse charge wirelessly, another reason to buy a MagSafe puck, they could make it symmetrical under rotation,

00:26:43   which means they could design it to be configured for right or left hands.

00:26:46   See the Apple Watch. You could wear it on either wrist and orient it with the crown facing in or out."

00:26:50   No, this is a terrible idea.

00:26:52   I mean, there's a lot of terrible ideas, and the question is, is this a terrible idea that Apple would find attractive?

00:26:58   I think no on this one, because I think it wouldn't be attractive enough to be symmetrical under rotation.

00:27:03   I think they just want actual vertical symmetry, period, not symmetrical under rotation.

00:27:08   And a lot of people did suggest wireless charging of various kinds.

00:27:12   Obviously, they're just putting it on your MagSafe puck. People suggested they could work with the watch charger.

00:27:17   They're obviously charging mouse pads that lots of vendors have, although I think Apple thinks mouse pads are gauche, let's say.

00:27:25   In fact, in the Steve Jobs keynote with the Apology Mouse, he's like, "And it's the first optical mouse that Apple has made.

00:27:31   That means you don't even need to use mouse pads." I don't think Steve Jobs likes mouse pads either.

00:27:34   I still like mouse pads because I'm old and they're nice, but whatever.

00:27:37   Yeah, there are lots of different ways to potentially wirelessly charge your mouse.

00:27:41   That is one way they could solve the harpoon turtle problem.

00:27:45   The other way is they could just put a port on it.

00:27:47   It doesn't solve it because all that does is give you another reason you can't use the mouse while it's charging, but now it charges more slowly.

00:27:55   Yeah, and produces heat. I know, I solve. Let's solve in scare quotes.

00:27:59   Like you said with the voice thing, we're just trying to think, "What will Apple do?" Not necessarily, "Is this a good idea?"

00:28:06   Alright, Coran J. writes, "The Logitech MX Anywhere is a symmetrical, low-ish profile and way more comfortable than the Magic Mouse."

00:28:15   I hope Apple copies this, and we'll put a link in the show notes.

00:28:17   It looks exactly like every other mouse.

00:28:20   I think it's still too ugly for Apple. I agree, low profile, it is symmetrical, also too ugly.

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00:30:26   We got some very fascinating feedback with regard to Apple's Wi-Fi and Bluetooth chips.

00:30:31   We were talking last episode, maybe the one before, about Apple potentially making their own chips for Wi-Fi and Bluetooth.

00:30:36   And Ian Williamson points out, "Apple already makes the Wi-Fi and Bluetooth silicon in the Apple Watch."

00:30:41   This is the Apple Silicon W series.

00:30:44   The Apple W2 used in the Apple Watch series 3 is integrated into the Apple S3 SIP system in package.

00:30:52   Apple claimed the chip makes Wi-Fi 85% faster and allows Bluetooth and Wi-Fi to use half the power of the W1 implementation.

00:30:59   The Apple W3 is integrated into the Apple S4 through S10 SIPs.

00:31:05   And then additionally, Winnie Lewis writes, "To aid John in developing excitement for Apple designed Wi-Fi and Bluetooth chips, I've created this crackpot theory.

00:31:12   Apple made radio chips are the first step toward an Apple mesh Wi-Fi system. No way, but that's awesome."

00:31:17   Keep hope alive.

00:31:18   Yeah, so this is about Marco saying, you know, if Apple made their own chips, it could have big power advantage to the watch.

00:31:23   And I agreed. Looks like they already did that, and we forgot. Sorry about that.

00:31:26   Did either of you know this? I did not know this at all.

00:31:29   As soon as they said it, I'm like, "Oh, yeah, that rings a bell."

00:31:33   It makes sense that they've already done it on the watch.

00:31:37   So the H1 chip that we talked about on the show is their chip for handling wireless stuff inside AirPods,

00:31:43   and it has special sauce that we think makes them better than just plain old Bluetooth. That was one of the examples we used.

00:31:49   You should have remembered that along with the H1, there's also the W1, W2, and W3 for the watch.

00:31:55   But apparently on the Max, they're still using Broadcom chips, so this is just continuing along the path they've already started down.

00:32:03   As for making it more likely to have a wet mesh system, there's just so much more to a Wi-Fi mesh system than the wireless chips.

00:32:09   We all kind of wish that Apple would go back into that business, but I'm still waiting to hear those rumors, and so far I haven't heard anything.

00:32:17   All right, in our final piece of follow-up for this week, James Andrews writes, "One of the coolest LoRa projects."

00:32:23   If you recall, LoRa is long-range. It's what powers the Yolink stuff that Jon brought to the show and has now ruined my life because I want all of it.

00:32:30   Anyways, James writes, "One of the coolest LoRa projects is Meshtastic. It's more of a RadioHam-esque thing, but it's super cool in a 'fun' time sink."

00:32:40   And this is described from Meshtastic.org as, "Meshtastic is an open-source off-grid decentralized mesh network built to run on affordable low-power devices."

00:32:50   I actually exchanged a couple of emails with James about this, or maybe it was Mastodon Post, it doesn't matter.

00:32:55   Anyways, James was saying that what you basically do is have a Bluetooth-powered LoRa receiver that works with Meshtastic,

00:33:03   and that allows you to basically send text messages and potentially other data back and forth to other people on the mesh network.

00:33:10   This is the sort of thing that I would probably spend way too much time messing with, so I don't ever want to think about it again.

00:33:15   That's kind of cool.

00:33:16   All right, let's do our first real topic, and Marco, I think you and I can buzz off from here on out, because we're going to talk CES 2025.

00:33:24   You two aren't reporting from the show floor?

00:33:26   Nope, sure aren't, and I really don't care that much about TVs. They're certainly not in the way that you do, Jon, so take it away and wake me up when you're ready.

00:33:35   Well, you should care a little bit, because a lot of this TV tech eventually comes to computers, and there is some computer tie-ins, but yeah, a lot of this is about TVs.

00:33:42   CES is the time of the year when television manufacturers show their new TVs for the year, but then don't tell you enough about them.

00:33:51   And certainly don't tell them for sale almost ever, although TCL did something a little different this year.

00:33:56   Anyway, just to set the frame here, tons of TVs are announced at CES. I only care about a small subset of them.

00:34:05   I care about the "best TVs," the ones with the best picture quality, the ones that most accurately reproduce the picture of how it's supposed to look according to the people who made the TV show or movie.

00:34:19   Because they make the thing in a certain way, the video is supposed to look this way, I want the TV to show it the way they made it, and I want it to do the best job possible.

00:34:28   So I only care about the top highest end TVs. On that front, Sony has decided for the past few years they're going to be like Apple and say, "We're not even going to show at CES."

00:34:38   Everyone else can announce their TVs. We're going to have a separate event later in the year just for Sony so we get all the attention and we don't have to compete with all your other TV announcements.

00:34:46   And so far that's been working okay for Sony because Sony is the big dog and so that's what they're doing. Sony was at CES, Sony was showing other stuff at CES, but not TVs.

00:34:55   So, okay Sony, you do you.

00:34:57   Samsung, maker of the Quantum Dot OLED screen, the best available screen technology for televisions, has, predictably, a new generation of their QD OLED screen.

00:35:09   I'll put some links in the show notes to videos that will tell you about it and the main thing that OLEDs, including QD OLED, have been doing over the past several years is trying to get brighter.

00:35:21   Because OLEDs in general are the best screen technology because every single pixel is individually controlled and so you don't have to worry about backlight regions bleeding through and dynamically controlling them.

00:35:32   It's just individual pixels, you turn them on and off, when they're off they're totally off, when they're on they're on. One pixel doesn't affect the ones next to it, there's no blooming.

00:35:40   Like, it's the best technology. But the one weakness it has, if you can call it that, is it can't get super duper bright.

00:35:47   Of course the TVs that can get super duper bright that aren't OLED have all the problems with that bright backlight bleeding through surrounding pixels and doing all such other stuff.

00:35:54   Anyway, people who want to get the very best TV but also want to watch it with bright sunlight coming through the windows and hitting the TV screens, they're trying to help you out.

00:36:04   So this year, here are the specs for the new generation of QD OLED that Samsung has.

00:36:09   They're given in terms of how big a region of the screen is lit up because if you light up the whole screen, you can't make it as bright as if you light up a small percentage of the screen due to power and heat reasons.

00:36:23   So the way they describe that is, an n percent window. So at a 3 percent window, meaning there's a rectangle in the middle of the TV that is 3 percent the size of the entire screen, the new QD OLED gets to 4,000 nits.

00:36:36   At a 10 percent window it gets to 2,200, and full field, whole screen, 400.

00:36:42   And that may be shocking to you, but that is how OLEDs work. 4,000 nits at a 3 percent window, 2,000 at a 10 percent full field, 440.

00:36:50   Now what's the reason for that? Is it heat? Why is that?

00:36:53   Yeah, it's heat and power. Both heat and power.

00:36:55   Because it's organic and you've got the burn-in issues, but it's both heat and power.

00:37:01   And you may be thinking, I think that may actually be true of Apple's screens as well, like their laptop screens, but they say you can go to 600 nits, but I wonder if you make the entire screen white on your MacBook Pro if it is 600 nits, or if it only counts as a percentage.

00:37:16   It probably does because they're not OLEDs. But anyway, even though these numbers don't sound impressive, they're way better than last year.

00:37:23   And Samsung put this new panel in its flagship television, the S95F.

00:37:27   They also offer the S95F in an 83 inch size, but beware, even though Samsung is being annoying like Apple, they won't tell you.

00:37:35   The 83 inch size does not use a QD OLED panel. They can't make it that big yet. The biggest one is still 77.

00:37:41   But it's the same product. If you buy these sizes, you get a QD OLED. If you buy the biggest size, you don't.

00:37:46   And Samsung will not tell you that, but people just put their phones up to the screen and take a picture of it and go, "Yep, that's not a QD OLED." So, beware of that.

00:37:53   And also there's a new version of Samsung's anti-reflective coating, which is very controversial because some people really like it because they insist on watching their televisions with giant bright lights on the screen.

00:38:02   And other people hate it because the anti-glare coating diffuses light, and so if you have any light falling on it, it sort of makes it hazy and black and makes the blacks not really black.

00:38:13   Hazy and gray, rather, makes the blacks not true black, and it's one of the reasons you're getting an OLED.

00:38:17   Anyway, I don't like Samsung TVs, but it's important to talk about them because they make the QD OLED.

00:38:22   They're the only manufacturer in the entire world that makes QD OLED screens, and QD OLED screens are the best OLED screens for reasons we'll get into in a second.

00:38:30   So, next up is LG, the biggest OLED TV maker. LG had a technology that they called MLA, microlens array, that we talked about on past episodes where they put literally thousands of lenses on each pixel.

00:38:42   Not on the screen. On each pixel has thousands of microlens. When they say microlens array, they mean microlens.

00:38:49   And they did that to try to make their screens have a better viewing angle because one of the advantages that QD OLED have is an amazingly good viewing angle because the color things are really close to you and the polarizer is behind them.

00:38:59   Whereas in traditional LEDs, it's reversed. But the main advantage QD OLED has over non-QD OLED is non-QD OLEDs like LGs are WRGB panels.

00:39:10   They have a red, green, and a blue subpixel, and then a massive white subpixel next to it.

00:39:14   And they use that to achieve good brightness, but they're mixing white with the red, the green, and the blue.

00:39:19   And as you can imagine, it washes out color. So, QD OLED screens have the best viewing angles, the best color volume they can make the most different colors, and the best color brightness.

00:39:28   They just have RGB. Just plain old RGB, and they just make the R, the G, and the B brighter to make the screen brighter.

00:39:35   Which is how you would think they all work, but that's not how any other OLED works.

00:39:38   So, QD OLED, still the king, but LG is trying to catch up and they were using the microlens array last year, and I think the year before that.

00:39:45   This year, they have dropped the microlens array from their flagship television. So how are they going to make it as bright to try to compete with the QD OLEDs?

00:39:52   They did it by using our old friend from the iPad, Tandem OLED, which still I don't have a really great explanation for other than there's an additional light emitting layer in the OLED stack.

00:40:03   They just add one more thing that emits light and somehow the other thing that emits light shines through.

00:40:08   Anyway, multiple layers, Tandem OLED, just like on the iPad. I think LG makes the Tandem OLED for the iPad. I forget. We've talked about it in past shows and I've already forgotten.

00:40:17   But anyway, keep an eye on Tandem OLED because they got rid of MLA and one of the disadvantages of MLA is it lights the screen at an angle, it hits those microlens and scatters and again gives like a gray haze across the screen, which you don't want.

00:40:30   It's messing up your black levels. So they got rid of MLA, brought in Tandem OLED. Still WRGB, still has a white sub pixel, still doesn't have the same color volume as QD OLED, but LG is trying to do what they do.

00:40:42   They don't know how to make QD OLED, only Samsung does. And by the way, Samsung sells these screens to Sony, which is why Sony is able to make great TVs, but we don't know what they're doing this year.

00:40:51   So here are the specs for LG's flagship. 3% window is 3700 nits, 10% is 2400 nits and full field is 308. So it is not as good as QD OLED. It's a little bit better than the 10% window. These are estimates. These are not measurements, these are estimates.

00:41:05   And then the previous ones were claims from Samsung. So we'll see when they review the TVs. But LG is hanging in there. It is interesting to see they ditched to MLA and it's interesting to see the resurgence of Tandem OLED.

00:41:16   I think the Tandem OLEDs in the iPad are just RGB and not WRGB. So keep an eye out for Apple/Mac caliber screens from both of these technologies.

00:41:31   One of the advances in QD OLED this year was they were bragging about is, now we can make QD OLEDs smaller, which is a thing to brag about because you've got to make the subpixels smaller.

00:41:40   And so they were showing a 4K 27 inch QD OLED, which is not right for us Mac folks. We want it to be 5K at 27 inch. But then they had right next to it, coming soon, 5K QD OLED, 27 inch.

00:41:57   It's not an announced product, but we're getting close. That is like, if you can get a QD OLED 27 inch 5K screen, that would be amazing. And of course Apple will ship it 15 years from now.

00:42:12   So keep an eye on that. And as for the LG panel that dropped the micro-lens array, LG was pulling a Samsung and saying we're not going to tell you what we're doing. They didn't stop them from taking their phones and holding it up to the screen and being like, take a picture of the subpixels.

00:42:30   They didn't stop them from doing that, but LG refused to say anything. Panasonic on the other hand said, oh totally, we'll tell you all about our screen. We call it the primary RGB tandem OLED panel. Everyone's got different branding for this, but the fact is Panasonic buys their screens from LG.

00:42:42   Everybody knows they do. And Panasonic is branding their LG OLED as primary RGB tandem OLED, which I don't know, whatever. They all make up their own marketing names. But Samsung was out of the TV game in the US for years. They came back last year with two new TVs. Now they have three. Their top tier one is the Z95B. It uses this tandem OLED from LG. Looks really good.

00:43:03   Unfortunately, Panasonic uses the Fire TV software stack that everyone hates, which is a bummer. One of the things they were advertising on their TV was that it had an improved chimney cooling system. It takes cool air in from the bottom and sends it out the top.

00:43:17   Again, heat, power levels. They're trying to work on that, but it's notable that Samsung is going to come back.

00:43:23   Second to last on TVs, predictably, everyone's adding more annoying AI stuff to their TVs. To the point where there's Microsoft co-pilot integrations. Which, okay, I guess. It's basically like, you can access the co-pilot web app through the TV.

00:43:39   LG has an entire AI section on its TVs, including an AI remote. One of the controls they use is they remove the input button from the remote in place of some stupid AI thing that you have to hold down and then it will bring up the input panel.

00:43:55   They have AI upscaling, AI auto HDR, AI remastering, AI adaptive, everything is AI. They will literally let you talk to voice assistants and LLMs through your television, whatever. It's just making everyone feel like they need to do it, but none of these things make TVs better.

00:44:12   And finally, big TVs are big. That's been the trend for the past few years. Everyone wants to come and say, "Forget about those TVs that look good. Ours is really big!" And they would just be getting bigger and bigger.

00:44:26   Even Samsung has its cheat 83 inch flagship TV that's not even a QD OLED. TCL last year was showing off a 115 inch TV. Now TCL is saying, "Here's our 115 inch TV and it's the mid-range model." And they're not showing you what the top end one is.

00:44:43   So it's probably bigger than 115. I don't know where people live, but they fit these televisions. I don't know if you realize how big 115 inch television is. It's really big. So now that's not even their biggest size. What is it going to be? 130 inch? Soon you're not going to be able to get it in people's doors.

00:45:00   They don't roll up, but just FYI, they keep making these things bigger. Because they can't make them better. So if you can't make it better, just make it bigger and everyone loves big TVs.

00:45:13   That's all the TV talk. Just to keep up-to-date, the upshot is that QD OLED and LG are still duking it out. QD OLED still seems like it's on top. I hate Samsung's TVs, so I'm waiting to see what Sony does with that QD OLED panel. What Panasonic does with it is also going to be good, but I don't really like the Fire TV OS.

00:45:29   Not that I'm in the market for new TV. I'm just watching as a fan. But later in the year when Sony announces their new TV with the new QD OLED, that'll be interesting. It's also interesting because Sony this last year didn't even get the new version of the QD OLED from last year.

00:45:44   They just kept selling their TV from the year before and it was still the best TV you could buy. So they're just like, "We're sitting out a year. We don't need to bother."

00:45:51   I don't know if it's because Samsung wouldn't sell Sony the latest generation of QD OLED and they were keeping it for themselves. So I'm not sure how that relationship is shaking out, but I hope Sony is able to give Samsung enough money to get this new QD OLED panel.

00:46:05   I think they will because Samsung is this giant conglomerate where there's one part of it called Samsung Display that sells their displays and there's another part called Samsung Electronics that makes a TV.

00:46:17   And they're two different things. Samsung Display wants to sell displays to Sony because their profit and loss is how many displays did we sell. And Samsung TV totally does not want them to sell displays to Sony, but that's a different part of the company.

00:46:28   So yeah, real healthy over there. But that's just the way it goes.

00:46:32   Jon, I'm impressed. That took a lot less time than I expected. Well done.

00:46:36   And coming back to computer stuff, LG has announced a computer display. It is called the Ultrafine 6K with Thunderbolt 5 support. And as is traditional with CES, they won't tell us anything you want to know about it.

00:46:53   Does it at least have the right density to be a Proteus Play XDR competitor? Is it like 6K at 32 inches?

00:47:02   We're not releasing that information today, Marco.

00:47:04   They literally won't tell you the resolution. It's like, well, what will you tell us?

00:47:08   So here's the reading from MacRumors. "Details are scant, you don't say, but we know that the LG Ultrafine monitor (and they get the model number) features a nano IPS black panel delivering a wide color gamut covering 99.5% of Adobe RGB and 98% of DCI-P3.

00:47:24   LG has not revealed the exact resolution. Another thing that is unclear is whether it's 60 hertz or 120 hertz, and the price has not been revealed."

00:47:31   So what do we know about this? It is 32 inch, the 6K is in the name, the specs of the panel make it seem like not quite as good as the XDR.

00:47:41   Every story about this mentions the monitor that we talked about in the last year, which is the Dell UltraSharp 32 inch 6K monitor, which is for sale and has actual specs at $2,500 bucks, 32 inch at 60 hertz, no HDR.

00:47:55   It is slightly higher res than the XDR, so it's not the same panel. It's 6144 by 3456 instead of the XDR 6016 by 3384, and it's 99% P3.

00:48:06   I'm assuming that the LG uses a panel like that, a 6144 panel, but who knows? LG's not telling us, but the density is probably in that ballpark, and it is 32 inches.

00:48:19   I don't know why they bother showing something at CES if they're not going to tell you, "Here's a monitor, here's a size, let me tell you how much of the color space it covers, but resolution? No, we can't tell you.

00:48:32   Refresh rate? No, we're not telling you that either." They never reveal the price, fine. Maybe they don't even know the price yet because it's not out yet, but this is the thing to keep an eye on.

00:48:40   The LG Ultrafine 5K was the ultra fine alternative to Apple's 27 inch monitors. Maybe the 6K will be as well.

00:48:49   One thing I can tell you about the 6K is it is not as homely as the 5K because they copied Apple more faithfully this time.

00:48:57   It looks like not quite as elegant XDR. It may be cheap and plastic-y, we'll find out, but I think it is more attractive.

00:49:06   Speaking of copying Apple, it's the end of an era because Dell is no longer making XPS computers.

00:49:14   This was, generally speaking, the good line of Dell computers since forever, basically.

00:49:20   Reading from Ars Technica, "Dell is killing the XPS branding that has become a mainstay for people seeking a sleek, respectable, well-priced PC.

00:49:27   This means that there won't be any more Dell XPS laptops or desktops. Dell is also killing its Latitude, Inspiron, and Precision branding it announced today."

00:49:34   Okay, I mean, I'm not really sure why that was necessary, but surely you've come up with something that's better, right Dell? Right? Right?

00:49:42   Here's Dell's new branding. You can get Dell, Dell Pro, or Dell Pro Max.

00:49:47   Folks, that is not a joke. That is not a joke. This is legitimately real.

00:49:51   When I first saw this, I thought, "There's no way that's real."

00:49:54   Has to be a joke.

00:49:56   And by the way, before we move on from this, XPS, Latitude, Inspiron, I know those names despite never owning a Dell and never wanting to own a Dell.

00:50:05   So they are throwing away some substantial decades-long brand equity from XPS and Latitude and Inspiron and Precision I hadn't heard about.

00:50:13   But this is not like, "Oh, well, they have a new line of things and here are the names."

00:50:19   It's, "Let's throw away the names that did have name recognition."

00:50:23   Maybe they have bad recognition.

00:50:24   It's like when telecom companies change names because everyone hates them.

00:50:27   But anyway, let's talk about their new branding.

00:50:30   Right.

00:50:31   So you can get a Dell, a Dell pro, or a Dell Pro Max but because it's Dell and because

00:50:35   it's the PC industry, it's not quite that simple.

00:50:38   You can get any of the following computers.

00:50:41   You can get a Dell Premium, a Dell Plus, a Dell Base, a Dell Pro Premium, a Dell Pro

00:50:46   Plus, a Dell Pro Base or a Dell Pro Max Premium, a Dell Pro Plus or a Dell Pro Base.

00:50:51   All of those exist.

00:50:53   So Dell was apparently mocked at its own press event for copying Apple's naming convention.

00:50:59   This is reading from 9to5Mac.

00:51:01   This is so delicious.

00:51:02   Oh my goodness.

00:51:03   Reading from 9to5Mac, if Dell hoped nobody would notice the origin of these names, it

00:51:06   was disappointed.

00:51:07   Quote, "I'm wondering why you guys didn't choose something original because you essentially

00:51:11   have Apple's branding here," one audience member quipped.

00:51:14   Another said, quote, "Your branding sounds a lot like Apple.

00:51:17   Aren't you just following them?"

00:51:19   Despite claiming it did this purely for simplicity and not to copy Apple, Dell actually managed

00:51:23   to make its PC lineup even less comprehensible than before.

00:51:26   All three tiers are subdivided into Base Plus and Premium variants.

00:51:29   Is a Pro Plus better than a Pro Max Base?

00:51:31   How about a Pro Premium versus Pro Max Plus?

00:51:34   And then Engadget, and we'll link them as well, notes that things descend entirely into

00:51:37   farce when Dell also throws in size labels for its desktop PCs.

00:51:41   Engadget writes, "Just try to read the names Dell Pro Max Micro and Dell Pro Max Mini without

00:51:47   having your brain self-destruct."

00:51:48   And yes, you can expect these machines to have their own Plus and Premium sub-branding.

00:51:53   So yes, there really is going to be a Dell Pro Max Micro Plus.

00:51:57   It's amazing.

00:51:59   Just amazing.

00:52:00   Like, I just, from all the things to copy from Apple, don't copy their bad ideas.

00:52:04   If you're copying Apple's naming, it's probably a bad idea because Apple's not great at naming.

00:52:09   They get away with it because their products are good and the names become associated with

00:52:12   the goodness of the products, but you probably can't get away with that.

00:52:15   And the second thing is, you know, come up with your own names.

00:52:18   Like, you want, like, they had their own brands.

00:52:21   Again, maybe they had bad, you know, maybe people hate XPS or Latitude or whatever.

00:52:24   I don't think so.

00:52:25   I really don't.

00:52:26   I mean, people hate Inspiron, I can tell you that, because they were very crappy laptops.

00:52:30   But yeah, XPS was fine.

00:52:31   But I mean, is anybody buying Dell desktop PCs?

00:52:36   Not Alienware, which I think are good, actually.

00:52:38   Alienware actually had some CES news, by the way.

00:52:41   Apparently people have been angry about Alienware for years because they will sell you an Alienware

00:52:45   computer and it didn't take standard components.

00:52:47   Like you need to get an Alienware power supply.

00:52:49   Like, it wasn't just like an ATX case.

00:52:51   Oh yeah, that's fine.

00:52:52   It was annoying for everybody.

00:52:53   Finally, Alienware is saying their new line of computers will accept standard components.

00:52:58   So good for them.

00:53:00   Their branding has always been very separate.

00:53:01   Who is buying, like, a Dell tower and cares what the heck it's called?

00:53:07   Like, aren't these mostly bought by companies?

00:53:09   I would imagine, but who even knows?

00:53:12   But yeah, to copy Apple's naming is bad because the names aren't good.

00:53:16   They're not good when Apple does them, they're not good when you do them.

00:53:18   And then to somehow find a way to make it worse, not once over, but twice over, because

00:53:23   adding Premium Plus and Base is terrible, and then adding sizes to that?

00:53:27   Like you can't just keep tacking around these meaningless suffixes, right?

00:53:30   It's bad enough that you have, you know, like they kind of make the mistake of like, Apple

00:53:34   does like the M4, the M4 Pro, and the M4 Max, but there's no M4 Pro Max.

00:53:38   But the phone had Pro and Max and it had a Pro Max, right?

00:53:42   Like Apple kind of learned from its phone mistake when it did the chips, but then once

00:53:45   you do Max, now you've got Ultra, which is higher than Max, and now they ever make an

00:53:48   Extreme like, Apple has painted itself into a corner with its names, they're not great.

00:53:53   Don't copy them!

00:53:54   And then certainly don't copy them and make them worse, so bad show, Dell.

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00:55:47   In video announces next-gen RTX 5090 and RTX 5080 GPUs.

00:55:52   Reading from The Verge, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang revealed the RTX 50 series GPUs during

00:55:59   a CES keynote announcing a $2,000 5090, $1,000 5080, a $750 5070 Ti and a $550 RTX 5070.

00:56:11   So when we had a question on AskATP, I think a few months ago, they were like, "Oh, the

00:56:16   rumors of the big M4 chips with their big GPUs, the ones that aren't out yet, like the

00:56:21   M4 Ultra, if they ever make such a thing.

00:56:24   Their GPU, that GPU could be amazing or even an M4 Extreme, the GPU could compete with

00:56:28   the 4090.

00:56:29   How is that possible in such a tiny chip that sips power?"

00:56:33   And the answer to the question that I gave was, A, the M4 Ultra is not going to be a

00:56:37   tiny chip that sips power.

00:56:38   It's going to be big, really big and hot and take a lot of power.

00:56:41   But yeah, it'll be relatively, you know, not going to take huge amounts of power, but still

00:56:45   way more power than like the M4, M4 Pro or even M4 Max takes.

00:56:49   And B, it doesn't really matter if it competes with the 4090 in terms of bragging rights,

00:56:55   because by the time that chip is out, Nvidia will have replaced the 4090, which is already

00:56:59   a multiple years old.

00:57:01   They'll replace it with their 5 series.

00:57:03   And here we are at CES, Nvidia is announcing their new GPUs.

00:57:06   Apple hasn't even released an M4 Ultra or anything higher.

00:57:10   And already Nvidia has its next generation of GPUs as predicted.

00:57:14   And the next generation is pretty good.

00:57:17   Nvidia says the RTX 5090 will be two times faster than the RTX 4090 thanks to DLSS4 and

00:57:23   the Blackwell architecture.

00:57:24   Jon, do you want to take a little pause and explain to me what the hell that means, please?

00:57:27   No, I'll keep going.

00:57:28   I'll pause at the end.

00:57:29   All right, fine.

00:57:30   But it will come at a cost.

00:57:33   The RTX 5090 will have a total graphics power of 575 watts and a recommended PSU requirement

00:57:38   of 1000 watts.

00:57:40   That's 125 watts more than the RTX 4090.

00:57:43   And let me just tell you, so we had weather come through over the weekend and it's not

00:57:48   worth talking about, but suffice to say, I had charged up that tailgate battery pack

00:57:53   that I use that provides full on AC power.

00:57:56   It's a 20 pound battery or whatever.

00:57:58   And I charged that up just in case we needed it.

00:58:01   And they tell you in the manual, you should store it at about half juice, like 50%.

00:58:06   And so now that we're through the weather, I decided I'm going to go discharge it back

00:58:10   to 50%.

00:58:11   And the easiest way for me to do that is to hook my UPS up to it just for a few minutes,

00:58:16   you know, 10, 20 minutes, whatever, because my UPS has got three monitors, a MaxBook Pro,

00:58:23   you know, the Synology, the Eero router, all sorts of stuff hanging off of this, right?

00:58:28   All off of my UPS.

00:58:29   And I know you're not really supposed to, you're not really supposed to like hook a

00:58:32   UPS up to a battery pack.

00:58:33   I'm just doing it temporarily to discharge a battery pack, right?

00:58:35   Well, the battery pack will show you what the usage is, you know, how many watts you're

00:58:40   using as you're using it.

00:58:42   My entire desk setup, a six base Synology, three 5K monitors, two of which are the UltraFinds,

00:58:49   which were probably not efficient at all.

00:58:51   My MacBook Pro, my CalDigit TS4, I forget what else is on here.

00:58:56   All of that together is about 500 watts.

00:58:59   And we're saying that these graphics cards are 575.

00:59:02   - Yeah, I mean, this is why like, you know, when we're talking about, when we're comparing

00:59:07   Apple's GPUs to Nvidia desktop GPUs, these are very different types of products.

00:59:14   We're literally talking about like a 10X level power difference here.

00:59:19   So this is like, you know, Nvidia is being limited by how much power you can draw from

00:59:24   a standard US outlet at some point for these total PCs that are, you know, 'cause like,

00:59:29   you know, you can draw about, I think, 1500 to 1800 watts sustained, like for most US

00:59:34   circuits.

00:59:35   So when your GPU alone uses almost 600, not to mention the rest of the PC, like you're

00:59:42   really pushing boundaries here, you know, at some point, like gaming desktops are gonna

00:59:47   require like three phase power or something.

00:59:52   So you know, this is a very different type of product.

00:59:55   This is not made for power efficient PCs, portable, you know, anything laptop, anything

01:00:02   like compact desktops.

01:00:03   This is like, what is the highest level of performance we can get from a GPU at any cost,

01:00:10   because this is $2,000, at any cost and at any size and heat and power efficiency be

01:00:16   damned.

01:00:17   'Cause there are applications for that.

01:00:18   You know, not just games, although games are a big one, but of course, you know, all the,

01:00:22   you know, AI stuff these days, like there's lots of applications for like, I don't care

01:00:27   how much power it uses, I just need the highest performance.

01:00:31   That's what Nvidia delivers with these.

01:00:33   That is not what Apple delivers with their computers.

01:00:37   Now we can and have had the argument of like, should the Mac Pro be that?

01:00:42   'Cause the Mac Pro before the Apple Silicon transition was that.

01:00:46   The Mac Pro, the Intel Mac Pro was actually sized to have a power capacity to fit just

01:00:54   under a US outlet's power draw.

01:00:57   - Because you could put multiple of these 400 watt GPUs in there.

01:01:01   And by the way, pricing wise, it's like, oh, $2,000, that's so expensive.

01:01:06   Apple has sold many GPUs, one of which is in my computer right now for way more money than

01:01:11   that.

01:01:12   And they were not nearly as powerful because they're like the MPX modules are like two

01:01:15   times the cost of the actual GPU.

01:01:17   You know, they're all AMD things and there were so yeah.

01:01:20   Pricing wise, it's shocking to PC people, but we're like, oh, you can buy an eBay today,

01:01:26   a crappy GPU in an MPX module for an Intel Mac Pro that will cost you more than the 1590

01:01:33   and will be like one 15th the speed.

01:01:36   So yeah, the pricing is all out of whack, but yeah, the case, Apple's Mac Pro case has

01:01:40   the power supply for it and it has the cooling for it.

01:01:43   Importantly, it has the cooling for it.

01:01:44   One of the things that boggles my mind with the high-end Nvidia GPUs is how gaming PCs

01:01:52   and how the cards design their cooling.

01:01:54   This card, the reference design for this card and all the companies that have their, you

01:01:57   know, the Nvidia shows a reference design and then like Asus and Gigabyte and all these

01:02:01   other companies make their cards from, you know, like they're all selling basically the

01:02:04   same GPU, but with their own cards and their own coolers on them.

01:02:08   The reference design has three giant fans, like, you know, I don't know, five inch fans,

01:02:13   whatever, full like three giant fans slapped to the side of the video card.

01:02:19   I don't know if they're blowing air into it or sucking air out of it, but the point is

01:02:22   they're like, picture a card slotted into a motherboard and on the card, on the video

01:02:26   card are three giant fans attached to the card blowing into the card or away from the

01:02:32   card, right?

01:02:33   And you're like, well, how, how does that airflow work in the case?

01:02:36   And then you see in the case, the case has like three fans on the ceiling of the case

01:02:41   and then two fans on the back of the case.

01:02:43   And then the three fans in the card are facing down at the floor of the case.

01:02:46   It's like, is there any rhyme or reason to the airflow?

01:02:49   It makes, it makes Apple's design so like cold air in front, hot air in back.

01:02:53   Like there's one direction of the airflow.

01:02:55   There's one set of fans that just, the air goes from the front to the back and gaming

01:03:00   PCs are like, just put in a bunch of fans.

01:03:02   It doesn't matter which direction they're facing.

01:03:04   These ones face up, these ones face down, these ones face left, these ones face right.

01:03:06   Just turn them all up really high.

01:03:08   Everything will be fine.

01:03:09   It's like, guys, like get together on which direction you want the fans to be facing and

01:03:14   you figure out where the airflow is going to come.

01:03:16   Where does the cold air go in?

01:03:17   Where does the hot air go out and come to an agreement?

01:03:20   And they're like, nope.

01:03:21   And so it's like, cause they can't get together on it.

01:03:23   So like I see these video card fans, like they're basically pointing either upwards

01:03:28   or downwards in a case that has openings in the front and the back.

01:03:31   And that's why they're so loud.

01:03:33   Anyway, gaming PCs and as for the AI thing, Apple, Nvidia makes dedicated AI cards that

01:03:38   cost way more than this and are way more powerful and are totally dedicated to AI.

01:03:43   And that is why Nvidia was briefly the most valuable company in the world.

01:03:47   And it's still in the running.

01:03:49   But that's not this.

01:03:50   But anyway, yeah, they are making even more powerful cards and it's great.

01:03:54   And as Casey just said, they're claiming it's two times faster and they're talking about

01:03:59   DLSS4.

01:04:01   This is an upgrade to their DLSS sensor deep learning super sampling technology.

01:04:05   It includes new, this is reading from their copy, the Verge's article about it.

01:04:10   New neural rendering capabilities that on systems with the new RTX 50 series can do

01:04:13   multi-frame generation generating up to three additional frames per traditionally rendered

01:04:18   frame working in unison with the complex suite of DLSS technologies to multiply frame rates

01:04:22   by up to 8x over traditional brute force rendering.

01:04:24   Then they show a bunch of bar graphs from Nvidia's presentation showing, look at this,

01:04:29   the green graph shows the RTX 5090 and then the gray one shows the 4090.

01:04:34   The 4090 used to be amazing, but look at these green lines.

01:04:36   They're over twice as tall as the gray lines.

01:04:38   Isn't this amazing?

01:04:40   Now if that just sounds like an alphabet soup, you may be thinking, all right, so Nvidia

01:04:45   came out with a new card and it's twice as fast, they're old and that's amazing.

01:04:50   But if you know anything about the alphabet soup that I just read, you're like, okay,

01:04:53   wait a second.

01:04:54   What does it mean to have up to three additional frames per traditionally rendered frame and

01:05:03   up to 8x over traditional brute force rendering?

01:05:06   What are they talking about?

01:05:07   Let me tell you what they're talking about.

01:05:10   So video games have to draw a picture on your screen and every 1/60th of a second or whatever,

01:05:19   they have to draw a new picture if you want 60 frames per second.

01:05:22   So there's a deadline.

01:05:23   They've drawn a picture.

01:05:24   They're going to need that next picture in 1/60th of a second if you want to have 60

01:05:28   of these frames every second.

01:05:30   And the old way of having higher frame rates is, can I draw the frame in less time?

01:05:35   Because if I can draw the frame in 1/100th of a second, then I can have 100 of those

01:05:39   frames per second.

01:05:40   But if it takes me 1/20th of a second, then I can only have 20 frames per second.

01:05:44   So we want to take less time to draw the frame.

01:05:47   Several years ago, all these companies decided that's hard to do.

01:05:52   So I've got a better idea.

01:05:54   Instead of asking the video card to draw every frame, how about we have the video card draw

01:05:58   a frame and then we ask the video card what it thinks the next frame would look like if

01:06:03   it could draw it.

01:06:06   Based on the frames that had come before it, what do you think the next frame's probably

01:06:10   going to look like?

01:06:11   We don't have time to render it.

01:06:12   But can you just think about what it probably is going to look like based on the frames

01:06:17   that came before it?

01:06:19   The answer is yes.

01:06:20   And that's DLSS.

01:06:23   Is this like motion smoothing on a TV?

01:06:26   Do gamers actually want this?

01:06:28   So this is very much like motion smoothing.

01:06:30   There have been many versions of DLSS.

01:06:32   This is version 4.

01:06:33   And every company has their own version of this under a different alphabet soup acronym.

01:06:38   And yeah, they would do it based on the frames that had come before it and the pixels that

01:06:43   are nearby.

01:06:44   And the whole point is, if you can do this faster than you can actually render a frame,

01:06:48   you can double your frame rate.

01:06:50   Because you get one "traditionally rendered frame" as in "actually rendered frame" and

01:06:55   then you get one "we made this up" frame for free, essentially, while your game is rendering

01:07:02   the next real frame.

01:07:03   So you could double your frame rates.

01:07:05   If you had a slower, older PC but it supported DLSS, you could say, "When I put this game

01:07:09   into 4K resolution, I get 20 frames per second.

01:07:12   But I want to play it 4K because it looks real good.

01:07:15   So I'll turn on DLSS and now I get 40 frames per second.

01:07:18   And there's a little bit of artifacting and sometimes like a little bit janky and every

01:07:21   version of DLSS gets a little bit better of being sort of temporally stable and not having

01:07:26   weird artifacts or whatever.

01:07:28   But that's been a trade-off the gamers have been able to make.

01:07:32   You can always just do the "traditionally rendered frame" way which is like, "I'll just

01:07:35   buy a more expensive CPU or GPU and increase my frame rate."

01:07:39   But if you have an older CPU or GPU and an older computer and you just want higher resolution,

01:07:44   you can use DLSS.

01:07:46   The innovation this year with DLSS 4 is instead of looking at previous frames that the card

01:07:51   had rendered and the pixels that are surrounding the pixel you're thinking about for the next

01:07:55   frame, DLSS 4, I think it's the first one to do this but I'm not entirely sure.

01:08:01   But anyway, DLSS 4 uses... can anyone guess?

01:08:04   AI!

01:08:05   Because why would it not?

01:08:07   It uses an AI model that they trained on video games.

01:08:12   So it's not just guessing what the next frame is going to look like based on the pixels

01:08:15   that came before it that were just rendered on this card.

01:08:18   There's an AI model that has been trained on millions and millions of frames of video

01:08:22   games so it has a better idea of what the pixels should be in this position in the next

01:08:28   frame.

01:08:29   DLSS 4 will not just make one fake frame, it can make up to three fake frames.

01:08:33   So you get one "traditionally rendered frame" and then it can make three frames out of that

01:08:40   and say "I think I know what the next three frames are going to be."

01:08:42   So that's why you can triple, quadruple, whatever your frame rate because you get one regular

01:08:48   frame and then we make up three frames and by then you got one regular frame again and

01:08:52   your frame rates go up and it's not just based on the three or four dozen frames that came

01:08:57   before it, it's based on this AI training model that's been trained on thousands and

01:09:00   thousands and millions and billions of frames of video games.

01:09:04   It's actually very clever but now I want you to look again at the chart.

01:09:08   Look again at the chart and see those lines where the green lines are much higher than

01:09:12   the gray lines and look underneath it in tiny text it says "DLSS" on them.

01:09:17   Look at the one all the way on the left where it says "Far Cry 6" and it says "RT" which

01:09:23   I think stands for "Ray Tracing" but it doesn't say "DLSS."

01:09:27   Suddenly the green line is not that much higher for the 5090 than it was in the 4090.

01:09:32   It's higher than the 4090 and ray tracing games are often limited not by the GPU power

01:09:38   but by the ray tracing components of the GPU and so this is not really a fair comparison.

01:09:43   I'm not saying that the 5090 is only like 10% faster than the 4090 but what I am saying

01:09:48   is that Nvidia's marketing materials are leaning heavily on the fact that the 5090 is really

01:09:53   good at making up up to three fabricated frames for you to increase your frame rate.

01:09:59   This is an interesting turn of events where they're not content to brag about the actual

01:10:06   increase in frame rendering performance of their GPU.

01:10:12   They're more interested in telling you "we can make up frames that are so convincing

01:10:17   you won't even be able to tell that we made them up."

01:10:19   They're mostly right.

01:10:20   To be fair, they're mostly right.

01:10:24   We are taking great pains to try to -- on YouTube it's hard because YouTube will only

01:10:27   do 60 frames per second I believe so they already have to show it at half speed if it's

01:10:31   doing 120 frames per second but the 5090 will do 240 frames per second.

01:10:36   There are screens showing at CES and they're already out on the market that will do 500

01:10:40   hertz.

01:10:42   How are you going to fill 500 frames per second?

01:10:43   You need to make up frames.

01:10:45   The DLSS4 is pretty amazing and regular people probably won't be able to tell it just like

01:10:50   you're getting performance for free but just FYI they're doing it in a different way than

01:10:55   you might expect.

01:10:56   Yes, it is very much like you said, Marco, like motion smoothing where the show -- this

01:11:00   movie is 24 frames per second but you want to see it at 30 or 60 frames per second so

01:11:04   we'll just make up the in between frames and the TVs do a terrible job of this compared

01:11:09   to DLSS4 like TV manufacturers don't care.

01:11:11   That's why everything looks all janky and terrible.

01:11:13   DLSS4 is amazing but it is a little bit -- it's not shady, it's not misleading, it's interesting

01:11:22   that that's how Nvidia is framing their graphics performance.

01:11:25   I'm not saying they've given up on making the performance better just by like as they

01:11:29   say traditional brute force rendering also known as rendering but they are -- they should

01:11:37   be proud of DLSS4.

01:11:38   It is amazing.

01:11:39   They've been working on DLSS for years.

01:11:41   Every other manufacturer has similar technologies but I think DLSS4 is the best.

01:11:45   They're manufacturing three frames for every one that actually gets rendered but that's

01:11:49   their sort of like the big selling point.

01:11:52   That's the thing that's making their graph so high and it is worth noting that this is

01:11:57   happening in the graphics world.

01:11:59   Eventually why not just have the card make up all the frames and not have the game render

01:12:03   them at all I guess.

01:12:04   I mean look, for whatever it's worth I think it's very impressive that the GPUs can make

01:12:12   up frames faster than they can just render new ones.

01:12:15   And when you think about like how many milliseconds do they have to make up each frame, it's not

01:12:21   very many.

01:12:22   Well the good thing about doing the -- making up the frames is I'm pretty sure when they

01:12:27   make up the frames they're essentially working in a 2D world whereas rendering the frames

01:12:33   is this world of polygons and light rays and like just -- you know what I mean?

01:12:38   And so like the problem space is massively narrow.

01:12:40   It's like you just need to make every pixel in this 4K image and I need you to make three

01:12:43   of them whereas rendering the flame for real is like hey there's 10 million polygons, 50

01:12:49   lights bouncing around and ray casting and like just so much stuff going on to figure

01:12:53   out what those pixels should be whereas if you have an AI model and you just have to

01:12:59   make a grid of pixels.

01:13:00   It is amazing that they can -- the thing that's amazing is that they can do it in a way that

01:13:03   doesn't look horrendous, right?

01:13:05   Like how does it not just become a smeary, blurry, ridiculous mess and that is the magic

01:13:10   but I kind of understand how it could be faster than doing it the real way.

01:13:13   Every hand gets five fingers every four frames.

01:13:15   Honestly it is kind of impressive like you know if they're using any kind of -- you know

01:13:19   who knows what they mean by AI.

01:13:21   I don't know the details of DLSS but --

01:13:22   They -- like models that they train.

01:13:24   They trained it on video games by showing it frames in video games.

01:13:27   But to execute any kind of like reasonably modern AI model, even a small one, to execute

01:13:34   it like 50 times a second or whatever, this is maybe more than that, while also being

01:13:39   a GPU to render the rest of the game the rest of the time, that is a pretty impressive amount

01:13:45   of just computing accomplishment right there.

01:13:48   That being said, you know, I don't know -- I mean I don't know anything about this so maybe

01:13:52   I shouldn't even be talking about it but it does seem like gamers are pushing their

01:13:57   monitors well into territory that human vision cannot perceive.

01:14:03   And it's very much like when like high-end audio files are like I run my DAC at 192 kilohertz

01:14:10   and it's like you can't hear the difference between that and CD quality dude.

01:14:14   Like you're telling yourself you can but like science is telling you that you can't.

01:14:19   I don't know where that line is with refresh rates for monitors but I'm pretty sure gamers

01:14:22   are past it now.

01:14:23   No, they're not quite past it yet.

01:14:25   Remember the thing that I had in my blog that shows the like responsiveness to drawing on

01:14:30   a tablet?

01:14:31   Do you remember that video that I'm always linking to?

01:14:32   Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:33   Right.

01:14:34   There actually is a pretty long way to go when you start.

01:14:37   It's not like can you see the difference is because you're doing input.

01:14:41   Now granted you're not drawing on the screen but like when you're moving the mouse or whatever

01:14:44   to like aim, because your input is influencing what's on the screen it is much more like

01:14:49   the scribbling on your finger demo in which case there's actually a pretty long way to

01:14:55   go.

01:14:56   But the other thing to consider is you don't always get your peak frame rate.

01:14:59   Like frame rate varies throughout the thing and they just want to make sure like to get

01:15:03   to make sure your minimum frame rate is in that good responsive threshold like scribbling

01:15:08   your finger on the on the screen right to make sure that's your minimum your maximum

01:15:12   is going to be at absurd levels.

01:15:14   The other thing is that traditional LCD displays become smeary messes at these refresh rates

01:15:20   and they have to do all sorts of weird tricks to make that not happen that make the screen

01:15:23   uglier but OLED OLED response rate is insane right as you know from like the stuttery effect

01:15:30   that some people don't like with OLEDs at 24 frames per second the response rate of

01:15:34   OLED pixels is incredibly fast and so those two things combined to say we've got OLED

01:15:40   gaming monitors and they like 240 hertz on an OLED gaming monitor actually works like

01:15:46   it fully 100% works it does not become a blurry mess you don't have to compromise the image

01:15:50   quality so those two technologies go hand in hand as does variable refresh rate and

01:15:57   all that other stuff G-Sync is Nvidia's technology for this so I think they're making some good

01:16:02   progress I think it is still an appreciable improvement in games and we've just got so

01:16:07   much farther to go in terms of like what is the game actually rendering and how is the

01:16:10   game world modeled so as always gaming will absorb every ounce of money technology and

01:16:15   power that you have and it continues to do so.

01:16:18   Speaking of Nvidia they announced a $3,000 personal AI supercomputer called Digits.

01:16:23   I hate how much I love this name that's very very good.

01:16:27   Reading from The Verge Nvidia announced that it's launching a personal AI computer supercomputer

01:16:31   excuse me called Project Digits in May.

01:16:34   The heart of Project Digits is the new GB10 Grace Blackwell Superchip which packs enough

01:16:38   processing power to run sophisticated AI models while being compact enough to fit on a desk

01:16:43   and run from a standard power outlet.

01:16:45   This kind of processing power used to require much larger more power hungry systems.

01:16:49   This desktop sized system can handle AI models with up to 200 billion parameters and has

01:16:53   a starting price of $3,000.

01:16:55   The product itself looks a lot like a Mac Mini.

01:16:59   Each Project Digit system comes equipped with 128 gigs of unified coherent memory and up

01:17:03   to 4 terabytes of NVMe storage.

01:17:06   For even more demanding applications two Project Digit systems can be linked together to handle

01:17:10   models with up to 405 billion parameters, best model Llama 3.1 has 405 billion parameters.

01:17:18   The GB10 chip delivers up to one petaflop of AI performance which means it can perform

01:17:23   one quadrillion AI calculations per second at FP4 precision which helps make the calculations

01:17:30   faster by making approximations.

01:17:32   And the system features Nvidia's latest generation CUDA cores and fifth generation tensor cores

01:17:37   connected to an NVLink C2C to a GRACE CPU containing 20 power efficient ARM based cores.

01:17:44   So this is the idea behind this is so they're taking these things to note here first to

01:17:48   note that they have an ARM based CPU it's like a 20 core arm CPU that's probably pretty

01:17:52   good but that's not even the important part of this just just setting that aside for a

01:17:56   second because we'll get to that in the next item.

01:17:58   Nvidia making ARM CPUs like just general purpose CPUs and then they stick with it one of their

01:18:04   big giant GPUs but this one is tuned for AI type stuff.

01:18:09   This is letting you have a thing in your house that can run pretty big LM models.

01:18:18   So again they're measuring number of parameters 200 billion you can get 200 to 400 billion

01:18:22   instead of going over the network and using one of Nvidia's real like $30,000 you know

01:18:27   I figure what they are the H100 series or whatever Nvidia sells GPUs that cost as much

01:18:32   as a car that go in data centers that are running like chat GPT and everything that's

01:18:36   where Nvidia is making all their money those are just so much bigger than these so much

01:18:39   more expensive but if you want to have something in your house that can run a reasonable AI

01:18:44   model Nvidia is making this little Mac Mini type thing which I'd say the pricing puts

01:18:49   the Mac Mini to shame considering what you get in this box but what else is new anyway

01:18:55   I don't know if there's a market for this product maybe people who are like doing experiments

01:19:00   with models and they think a 200 billion or 400 billion parameter model is something that

01:19:06   they could toy with but it is interesting that this type of product like that they're

01:19:12   starting to release this type of product saying like yeah it's great that you can have computers

01:19:17   in the cloud that do all this stuff but usually we charge you money for using that if you

01:19:22   just want to have it quote unquote on-prem but not really because it's literally in your

01:19:25   house and not in a data center you can get your own one of these and stick it on your

01:19:29   desk and actually it's not that big actually it's just like a little Mac Mini and you can

01:19:32   just have it sitting there headless and do your you know model development on this thing

01:19:39   now I think when they say that it can run these models I think they mean that you can

01:19:43   do inference on them as in you can put the model on there run it and then ask it questions

01:19:48   I don't think they mean that you would use this to train because training costs hundreds

01:19:51   of millions of dollars and huge data centers and long periods of time but still worth noting

01:19:57   two things one and video is continuing to make hardware that's starting to look a little

01:20:01   bit more PC like and to the idea that there's a thing you could have in your house to do

01:20:07   what chat GPT or Google Gemini or Microsoft Microsoft's opening I was it was the third

01:20:14   one I'm forgetting llama models or did the stuff that's happening Claude or whatever

01:20:18   is happening over there in a data center you can have that happen in your house and it

01:20:21   will be closer and it will run on hardware you control could potentially be more private

01:20:26   and you can use it for development and the other thing that is that this tiny little

01:20:30   Mac Mini is ugly as sin because they've got some weird particle board salt and pepper

01:20:34   notebook fake granite thing going on interesting I don't know like to me it's kind of like

01:20:41   the Cybertruck it's like I don't think that's attractive but I'm glad people are trying

01:20:45   new things like it does not look like it's copying Apple unlike much of the industry

01:20:49   so hey good for them I can't tell even what they're going for but anyway yeah and so the

01:20:54   final item I thought I think we have time for today because believe it or not there

01:20:57   is more from CES but we can't get to it all the final item is the the next little hmm

01:21:03   right so in videos Jensen Huang hints it plans for its own desktop GPS CPU excuse me CPU

01:21:10   it's long been rumored reading from the verge that in video is planning to break into the

01:21:13   consumer CPU market in 2025 and we may have already had our first look at its new processor

01:21:19   on Monday at CES the company unveiled project digits a $3,000 personal AI supercomputer

01:21:24   powered by new GB 10 grace Blackwell superchip Reuters reports that yesterday Nvidia CEO

01:21:28   Jensen Huang hinted to investors and analysts that there are bigger plans for the ARM based

01:21:33   CPU within that chip code developed with MediaTek quote you know obviously we have plans Wang

01:21:39   said during an investor presentation referring to the new 20 core desktop CPU but he said

01:21:45   that he would quote wait to tell you what they are co-developer MediaTek has its own

01:21:50   ambitions though and Huang suggested that it may also bring the CPU to market independent

01:21:55   of Nvidia now they could this is a quote now they could provide that to us and they could

01:21:59   keep that for themselves and serve the market and so it was a great win-win Huang said yeah

01:22:04   so MediaTek MediaTek makes many chips in the industry one of the things they're known for

01:22:09   is making the chips that power a lot of the TVs there's a lot of disappointment with MediaTek

01:22:16   over the past several years because their chips that are in the televisions have not

01:22:23   had support for the latest HDMI standard on all the ports so for example my television

01:22:29   it's a Sony television that uses a MediaTek chip for a part of its processing to handle

01:22:33   like the HDMI and stuff and it only supports two HDMI 2.1 ports that do 48 gigabits per

01:22:39   second and then the other two ports are lower bandwidth the companies that don't use MediaTek

01:22:44   and make their own chips which includes LG and I believe Samsung their chips can have

01:22:49   four HDMI 2.1 ports and have for many years and every year there's a new MediaTek chip

01:22:55   that comes out it's like surely this year the MediaTek chip will support four HDMI 2.1

01:22:59   connections and finally this weird limitation where you got two good ports and two bad ports

01:23:03   that'll be gone and insert TV brand here will be just like LG and Samsung and the full four

01:23:09   ports and here we are at the advent of HDMI 2.2 and MediaTek still still does not have

01:23:14   a TV chip that can support four HDMI 2.1 ports and we're about to have HDMI 2.2 so I'm a

01:23:20   little bit angry at MediaTek but let's set that aside Nvidia why would they be interested

01:23:26   in making anything on the desktop for desktop CPUs well we've talked about this before Microsoft

01:23:33   with its Windows on ARM and the what was it called a Co-Pilot Plus PC branding thing where

01:23:38   their ARM based Windows computers are required to have certain minimum AI capabilities and

01:23:44   Nvidia has been looking at this and saying we could do that we're the best at AI we have

01:23:49   the best GPUs we've got this sewn up all we need is a little ARM CPU and we've got some

01:23:54   of them and we have some partners that help us and ARM has chip design that's like we

01:23:58   can do this in our sleep and I have to say of all the different companies that are making

01:24:02   chips that are embarrassing Intel's sad chips all you know the ARM chips made for Windows

01:24:08   PCs Nvidia would probably be really good at it like they're pretty good at making chips

01:24:14   they're definitely good at making the AI and GPU parts they're actually pretty good at

01:24:17   mobile stuff we don't have time for it today but we'll get to it in a future show maybe

01:24:21   talking about there is a mobile 5090 like Marco has got those gaming laptops with mobile

01:24:26   Nvidia chips in them they do make mobile chips don't you know get them yeah low power is not

01:24:32   Nvidia's strength strength but you know that like this little this little Mac mini thing

01:24:36   that we just talked about the digits thing it's a tiny little computer it doesn't take

01:24:40   a huge amount of power and it's surprisingly powerful so this is something to watch like

01:24:44   if Intel is gonna be having its problems that we've discussed on past shows and there and

01:24:49   Microsoft is trying to go to ARM and as you know I'm rooting for them to go to ARM so

01:24:53   I can play Windows games on my future ARM Mac still probably not happening but anyway

01:25:00   I would love it if Nvidia said you know what alright fine fine no if no one else is gonna

01:25:05   do it we will become the new Intel in the PC world we will make not just the best GPUs

01:25:11   in the world but also we'll make the CPUs too we'll put them on a little SOC we'll put

01:25:15   them in your laptops fine like they could be essentially the Apple of the PC world where

01:25:22   they make the best silicon that everyone wants to put in their high-end things or whatever

01:25:26   and so far they've just been like why would we do that we're making so much money making

01:25:30   these AI you know I don't figure what they call them they're not really called GPUs but

01:25:34   these these AI things that cost as much as a car that the people buy by the hundreds

01:25:38   and thousands to train their models we're making so much money doing that why would

01:25:41   we even bother but I think they're kind of like in their eye and saying if no one else

01:25:45   is gonna do it maybe we will and so I'm rooting for them I'm not rooting for MediaTek because

01:25:50   I'm still mad at them about the HDMI thing but and maybe they should just make its own

01:25:53   CPU and they've already got their own GPUs and they should just take over the entire

01:25:58   PC industry and provide competition for Apple.

01:26:01   All right so John it seems like every week we get at least a little bit of an update

01:26:06   on your app and can you give us even just a very quick update as to the state of the

01:26:10   world?

01:26:11   So I'm getting to the point where I'm gonna start doing test flight beta of my app and

01:26:18   one of the things that Casey did with his last app was open up the test flight to ATP

01:26:24   members by putting it on like the member page.

01:26:29   Yep that's right.

01:26:30   Yeah putting the URL to get on the test flight on everybody's member page so that would be

01:26:35   a way instead of sending out like invitation emails to everybody you would just go to your

01:26:38   member page and you'd say hey do you want to try the test flight beta of John's app

01:26:42   here's the URL for it.

01:26:44   I'm thinking about doing that I'm probably going to do that not a hundred percent but

01:26:49   I'm probably going to do that when I'm ready to do it which means that when I do actually

01:26:54   do that there is multiple factors.

01:26:57   One I have to tell everyone the name of the app which I haven't yet you'd find out when

01:27:01   the test flight came in right.

01:27:04   Two probably on a future episode I will have to give this whole big spiel about what it's

01:27:08   going to mean to be on the test flight for this app I'll probably do what Casey did which

01:27:12   is like okay if you're an ATP member you get access to the test flight if you don't want

01:27:16   it fine just ignore it but if you do want it you get it but when the app is finally

01:27:21   released all those test flights will expire like it'll be a separate group just for ATP

01:27:27   members and it will just be for the lead up to the release so it's not a way to get a

01:27:31   free copy of the app although unlike Casey's app if you got on my test flight and use my

01:27:36   app during the test flight period you could use it to find all the duplicate files in

01:27:40   your drive and then just never have to buy it and so maybe this is just an incredible

01:27:43   money-losing proposition for me but anyway I'm still leaning towards doing it just for

01:27:47   multiple reasons one Casey has told me he found the test flight beta giving it to a

01:27:51   few members valuable for his development I mean you if you want to expand on that Casey

01:27:55   yeah I mean we don't need to belabor it but very briefly I had a pretty robust test flight

01:28:01   crew if you will of I want to say 20 to 40 people that were friends or even you know

01:28:06   somewhat distant friends but friends that I thought would you know want to be able to

01:28:09   give me some useful feedback opening it up to a far more international audience opening

01:28:15   it up to people who are of different abilities and you know different familiarities with

01:28:20   English for example and just take different approaches to watching movies and TV shows

01:28:25   and things of that nature it really really I think made the app a lot better it it also

01:28:30   showed me that there were some things that even though I feel very strongly about them

01:28:36   I need to cave because pretty much all of my users disagree with me so a great example

01:28:41   of this is I didn't include ratings anywhere in the app when it was starting the test flight

01:28:46   cycle and if it were left up to me I would still not have them in the app because I find

01:28:50   ratings to be silly and useless and I don't like them at all I think they're a waste of

01:28:54   time however everyone said to me where are the ratings I must have the ratings so after

01:29:01   being browbeat for literally months about it I eventually added the ratings and I think

01:29:06   even though I don't like them being there I think for my users it was the right call

01:29:10   so that's a silly you know anecdote about why I think opening it up to a much broader

01:29:15   audience really helped make the app that much better not to mention you know bug fixes and

01:29:19   things of that nature which are obvious so I really enjoyed that process obviously I

01:29:24   cut everyone off as soon as the app was released and I think you know for various several reasons

01:29:30   I think Jon you should do the same but yeah I definitely enjoyed it and I definitely think

01:29:34   it was worthwhile yeah I will definitely need like a lot of a lot of people to try the app

01:29:39   this is the app that I described as an incredibly dangerous app on a previous episode because

01:29:44   especially in the test flight beta because it's messing with files on your disk and if

01:29:47   something's gonna hose them it's probably gonna be a beta so just FYI for people who

01:29:51   considering it on test flight really think about it the first several versions of the

01:29:57   test slide the first many versions of the test like won't actually like do the final

01:30:03   replacement of your file with clones it'll do everything up to that point but yeah I

01:30:07   would just love to get a larger group to try it out and send me all their error reports

01:30:11   and again but you know our listeners tend to be tech nerds so I bet they're good at

01:30:15   providing good bug reports and you know all that stuff so yeah I'm definitely leaning

01:30:20   towards doing it like the big downside like I said is that all I'm basically doing is

01:30:23   a eliminating all my potential customers because the only people who are ever gonna buy this

01:30:27   app are people listen to the show and I give it the app to every one of them for free and

01:30:30   they get rid of all their duplicates there's no reason for ever to buy the app unlike Casey's

01:30:33   app because they're constantly watching new movies and TV shows and want to know who's

01:30:36   in them my app they just fix everything on their disk and they're like well I don't need

01:30:39   to buy this because I got on the test flight but anyway I'm still probably going to do

01:30:42   it more news on that in future shows.

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01:31:28   Now the show is over they didn't even mean to begin cause it was accidental, oh it was

01:31:36   accidental John didn't do any research Marco and Casey wouldn't let him cause it was accidental,

01:31:45   oh it was accidental And you can find the show notes at atp.fm

01:31:54   And if you're into Mastodon you can follow them at C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S

01:32:03   So that's Casey Liss M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M

01:32:08   N-T Marco Armin S-I-R-A-C

01:32:13   USA Syracuse It's accidental

01:32:18   They didn't mean to accidental

01:32:23   Tech podcast so long

01:32:29   Alright before we get to our proper after show which will be a Marco special I wanted

01:32:33   to take this time and I've had this I didn't have it on my calendar but I had it in my

01:32:35   mind that at least once per year I want to do this which is I want to thank the ATP patrons

01:32:43   and I don't want to do it constantly and I don't want to you know have it be a thing

01:32:46   that's in the show all the time but once per year seems appropriate to me you may be wondering

01:32:50   what the heck is an ATP patron am I an ATP patron you would know if you were here's what

01:32:54   ATP patrons are first of all you want to find out go to atp.fm/patron ATP patrons are people

01:33:01   who choose to become ATP members but they want to pay more money than we charge for

01:33:07   membership yes you heard that right and why does this exist because people asked for it

01:33:13   they said hey I'm an ATP member but I wish there was a way I could give you more money

01:33:18   and we'd be like oh that's very nice of you but eventually several years in people kept

01:33:23   asking about it I'm like you know what they keep asking us for a way to give more money

01:33:27   I'm gonna make it and so I did I called atp patron atp.fm/patron if you're interested

01:33:34   obviously not a lot of people do this I think I tried to explain it well on the the FAQ

01:33:41   that that URL leads to but they're a small number but they're very special to me for

01:33:47   multiple reasons first of all isn't that nice of them they want to support the show above

01:33:50   and beyond what membership does they don't want to keep buying t-shirts and other things

01:33:54   like that they just want to give more money on a monthly or annual basis above and beyond

01:34:00   what we charge second reason is back last year or yeah I think was last year when we

01:34:05   did the the annual discount to decrease the price of annual membership we're so nervous

01:34:09   about that we did all these surveys about it because like as soon as we do that if you

01:34:13   just multiply the number of your annual memberships by the discount that's how much money you're

01:34:16   losing and you hope you're gonna make up that gap by more people signing up but let me tell

01:34:23   you when we did that annual membership more people did sign up but I had this thing that

01:34:26   I was running like are we in the black yet is this you know because on day zero it's

01:34:30   a money loser right and then you're like okay we're getting closer and closer to break even

01:34:33   closer closer to break even it didn't look like we were gonna make it and you know what

01:34:36   put us over the top atp patrons there's not a lot of them I could read their names in

01:34:41   the show if it wasn't a privacy violation and I won't do that right there's not a lot

01:34:44   of them but I look at the list of them all the time and it gives me warm fuzzies and

01:34:50   it literally gives me additional dollars and it literally made our annual membership get

01:34:55   past break even so I just want to take this time once per year and do this again next

01:34:58   year thank you to every ATP patron the small number of I feel like I could meet you all

01:35:04   and shake all of your hands even people who choose to pay one more dollar than the list

01:35:09   price for membership we appreciate it because that really shows us your you know your ability

01:35:16   to pay for it your desire to pay for it you wanted a way to pay more and now you have

01:35:21   it so I wanted to thank everybody out there thank you for being an ATP patron that's all

01:35:26   yes thank you for me as well and I'm sure Casey too oh very much so I mean any any member

01:35:30   of course you have our undying love and gratitude but the patrons have just that little little

01:35:36   bit more so thank you to all of you all right so in the show notes Marco is done what Marco

01:35:42   loves to do and and has written something deeply vague in the show notes our internal

01:35:48   show notes it says Marco bought something which honestly is evergreen because I feel

01:35:52   like that's every episode but then it says parenthesis long parenthesis so oh no what

01:36:00   have you done this time did he buy something long or is it going to be a long segment about

01:36:04   something that he bought right I'm guessing the latter probably the latter I have bought

01:36:11   the second worst thing someone can buy a boat it's not a boat that's the first worst thing

01:36:16   Bingham let me try to guess what it is the second worst thing a pickup an Italian sports

01:36:23   car oh if only I would say some sort of vehicle I'm not clear what kind though now I want

01:36:33   to first preface this by saying I'm only sharing this information because I really trust our

01:36:40   audience to be good please don't make me regret sharing this please don't be creepy about

01:36:45   this please you know don't make this weird wait is it golf clubs no it's a what much

01:36:52   worse purchase than that okay all right now this was also never part of my plan but sometimes

01:37:01   life deals you a different hand than you expected and your plans change now in the context last

01:37:09   winter we're in the middle of a giant house move and a renovation of the new house this

01:37:16   was a massively stressful and disruptive time for my family our home life our logistics

01:37:23   also last winter I'm in the middle of the giant overcast rewrite this is a massively

01:37:29   stressful and disruptive time for my professional life and my app as well so this is just a

01:37:35   massively busy disruptive hectic time and last winter the owner of my favorite restaurant

01:37:45   oh no oh no oh my god you did not buy I don't want to name it but you did not buy a restaurant

01:37:51   it's not a zoo the owner of my favorite restaurant last winter who is in his late 70s and wants

01:37:56   to retire it says I'm gonna sell the restaurant Marco no you know we need you on the show

01:38:03   you don't have time for this no we need you not to drain your your fortune into this terrible

01:38:08   money-losing business now I went back to TIFF and I was like oh my god they're selling because

01:38:15   I you know he his family has been running it but his kids don't live nearby so they

01:38:19   didn't they're not gonna run it after all I never thought it would be for sale in the

01:38:23   public market and I went to TIFF I'm like crap they're selling you know what a what

01:38:28   a shame it's our favorite restaurant and TIFF's like should we buy it?

01:38:35   you're trying to give her the blame for this is this what's happening now?

01:38:38   I cannot stand for this I can't this is not making me happy I'm getting so stressed out

01:38:44   just listening to the story and I was like well can we buy it like what would that look

01:38:50   like we go to this restaurant all the time everyone there knows us we know everyone there

01:38:58   the first thing we wanted to do was we met with the person who would probably manage

01:39:03   it if we did it and we met with her and we're like hey what how could this work could we

01:39:08   buy this and could you run it?

01:39:12   it went great and she was very you know very enthusiastic about the prospects and very

01:39:17   supportive.

01:39:18   Did you talk to anyone else who has ever owned a restaurant besides the person who is going

01:39:22   to be getting money through meter on this restaurant?

01:39:25   And the reason the reason this even seemed plausible is that relative to other restaurant

01:39:31   situations this is less difficult so you know it wouldn't be starting a restaurant from

01:39:36   scratch it wouldn't be changing a restaurant it wouldn't be buying a failing restaurant.

01:39:43   Have you seen the bear by the way?

01:39:45   Yes yes at this time we were watching the bear.

01:39:49   It made you say you know what that's for me.

01:39:51   So we went back and we're like thinking about it we started looking at like if we bought

01:39:56   it how would we pay for it how would this work how would that work and we were waffling

01:40:01   over it and as we were trying to figure out whether we should do it one night Tiff said

01:40:06   to me could you imagine our life here without this place?

01:40:13   You should have said yes!

01:40:16   Because the thing is if we didn't buy it I know what would happen I know all the people

01:40:22   at the beach who would have the money and the motivation to buy restaurants and it would

01:40:26   not be the same it would like and this restaurant is a beloved community restaurant like all

01:40:32   the locals go here everyone loves this place who goes here.

01:40:38   What would happen to the restaurant if the other people bought it?

01:40:40   Like what's the tell me the nightmare scenario tell me give me the it's a wonderful life

01:40:43   nightmare scenario.

01:40:45   Either rapid changes into mediocrity or a gradual slide into mediocrity.

01:40:51   What makes this place the reason why everyone loves this place is that it's very good it

01:40:54   isn't just good for the beach because you know the beach it's a captive audience it's

01:40:59   like living in a baseball stadium everyone there is guaranteed a certain number of customers

01:41:03   just because they are captive audience and so not everything is good or you know sometimes

01:41:08   things are overpriced or whatever like you know it's not an amazing environment for quality.

01:41:13   Like a vacation town.

01:41:15   Right this place is just good in absolute terms like it's better than it needs to be

01:41:19   given where it is and more importantly it's consistent it's always been consistent and

01:41:24   that's something that I cannot say about almost any other place there and so everyone loves

01:41:29   this place like the locals are always there you know people who are like spending all

01:41:33   summer there like it's where you go when you know what's good you go here.

01:41:37   So when she said what you know could we imagine our life without it I'm like no like because

01:41:41   that's that's our place it's it's a bar and restaurant it's our bar and it's our restaurant.

01:41:47   It literally is now apparently.

01:41:48   Did you tell her you would meet her anytime she wants?

01:41:51   Well done.

01:41:53   So we have bought it we bought a restaurant.

01:41:58   We bought a zoo.

01:41:59   Oh my god congratulations but I cannot believe you've done this and please don't quit the

01:42:02   show can you quit overcast before you quit the show please.

01:42:05   Here's no I'm not quitting the show or overcast.

01:42:09   Here's why we thought we could do it.

01:42:12   You know you can buy Boom Boom Sauce like from Hens.

01:42:16   You can bulk order the stuff.

01:42:18   You don't need to buy an entire restaurant to get it.

01:42:20   This is the most convenient way to get an unlimited supply of Boom Boom Sauce.

01:42:26   So here's why we because look and we were talking to everybody you know we were talking

01:42:30   like the accountant to the bank the lawyer everyone you know we're gonna do this and

01:42:37   every single time everybody would say why?

01:42:42   Are you sure?

01:42:45   And of course the second question was always you know do you have any experience running

01:42:48   restaurants?

01:42:49   No I watch the bear.

01:42:52   We both worked in restaurants but that's not the same thing.

01:42:56   So the reason why is because we know all the people and everyone except the owner's family

01:43:05   everyone else is staying.

01:43:07   The chef, the entire kitchen crew, the front of house staff, our manager, the assistant

01:43:12   manager everyone else is staying and they all support us.

01:43:18   I don't know how to run a restaurant but they do.

01:43:22   This is gonna be a huge life change and a huge challenge.

01:43:27   I know that.

01:43:28   I am not so naive to think this is I'm just gonna be able to breeze through this.

01:43:31   I mean I've been working on the acquisition for a year.

01:43:34   I already have a liquor license.

01:43:36   I've already filed paperwork with the town.

01:43:39   We've already done most of the stuff like most of the setup paperwork.

01:43:43   That's already behind me.

01:43:45   I was doing it while we were renovating our house and while I was rewriting my app.

01:43:49   I don't know if you've heard but there were a few ATP episodes last year as well.

01:43:54   So this has all been going on for a year.

01:43:57   I think we can do it and I think we can do it because we care so much.

01:44:02   We love the place and our priorities are maintaining the quality, maintaining the standards and

01:44:08   maintaining the really good staff that it has.

01:44:11   I think with that drive as opposed to like you know the thing is and this is you know

01:44:16   obviously from a position of privilege here like this will not be our family's only income

01:44:22   and if it makes less money one year or if there's you know some like you know like a

01:44:26   natural disaster that really impacts the beaks that reduces things to the point where we

01:44:30   actually lose money in a year we'll be okay.

01:44:33   We can take that.

01:44:34   That's what I was gonna ask.

01:44:35   Does this restaurant make money and do you plan on it making money?

01:44:37   Is this just a charitable thing that you're doing and it's just gonna be a cost center

01:44:40   or do you actually expect it to be a source of income and has it been in past years?

01:44:44   Yeah so you know as part of the deal like they shared their accounting of previous years

01:44:48   with us and we had our accountant look at it and you know just make sure like everything

01:44:51   kind of looked on the up and up and there were no like weird tricks or anything and

01:44:55   everything looks good.

01:44:57   The fact is so first of all it's also a seasonal business so we are only needing to work on

01:45:01   it for like six months a year and it does make money because again the beach like certain

01:45:07   things about working at certain things about operating at the beach are harder or more

01:45:10   expensive but also you do have a lot of customers.

01:45:14   There is not that much competition and there can't ever be any more due to local zoning

01:45:18   regulations.

01:45:20   People want to go to the beach and go to a restaurant and go to a bar so they make good

01:45:23   money consistently and you know we've run numbers a bunch of different ways and I think

01:45:27   we can keep it making money while also having a general manager do the vast majority of

01:45:34   you know what the owners were previously doing and I know this is gonna be very very hard.

01:45:39   Again like sometimes life deals you a different hand than you expected.

01:45:42   I didn't ever want to own a restaurant or plan to own a restaurant.

01:45:46   I never thought this particular restaurant would be for sale.

01:45:49   I assumed it would have stayed within the family.

01:45:51   This is the kind of place where you know in town people would it's the kind of place you

01:45:55   would describe as an institution you know like some old steakhouse like that's that's

01:45:59   what people think of this place.

01:46:01   All summer like after we after we decided to buy it and after we were under contract

01:46:05   Tiff and I you know they were still open for the season and we would like you know go there

01:46:08   all the time of course and we'd look around and be like look at how much everyone loves

01:46:12   this place.

01:46:14   Like you look around you see because you know it's a small town we know a lot of people

01:46:17   in town so you look around you see like oh they live here they live here we know them

01:46:21   there's our neighbors there's our friends like you know you see everyone and everyone

01:46:23   just goes to this place to enjoy themselves.

01:46:27   Again it's not true of everywhere like you know different places have different clientele

01:46:29   different dynamics and like this is like the home base of town and if this would get worse

01:46:35   or go away that would be a big loss to the community and so we we partly saw it as an

01:46:41   act of community service or an act of like historical preservation almost but also it

01:46:45   is also a successful business like the only reason that they're selling it is because

01:46:50   the owner is old and wants to retire like that makes sense that's fair you know that

01:46:54   he's worked his butt off for a very long time.

01:46:56   We kind of felt like it's it's us giving back to the community and and and again and this

01:47:00   is from a place of great privilege that we could buy it because the reality of what would

01:47:05   happen if we didn't would be a group of investors would have to buy it probably because prices

01:47:10   are high out there because you know it's New York it's far around it's real estate it includes

01:47:15   the building so that is part of the reason why it's a safer business for us because we

01:47:19   own the building too again it's one of the reasons that makes this easier than many restaurant

01:47:23   businesses is like when you own your own building that's a that's a pretty big deal and we know

01:47:27   that anybody else who would have bought it again it would have been a group of of like

01:47:30   you know dissociated investors and what I when I see how that works in other places

01:47:36   in town it doesn't lead to quality very reliably sometimes it can work it often doesn't and

01:47:45   we just didn't want to take that risk for a place that was so important to us and the

01:47:48   community and we knew that like we can do this with our priorities and with our resources

01:47:55   we think we can do a good job and if it turns out we can't we can sell it again down the

01:48:01   road but I don't think that will happen I think we will be in this for the long haul

01:48:06   I mean in the CGP Grey Cortex you know theme parlance I kind of see this as the year of

01:48:13   new challenges in a lot of other areas of my life that you know the tech areas I kind

01:48:20   of feel like I beat the game and I'm just walking around now you know like it isn't

01:48:25   that there's no challenges left for me in tech but but I think I have done a lot in

01:48:30   tech already and I realize that not everything in my life needs to be tech what like what

01:48:37   I'm itching to do right now is not launch a bunch more apps I like the app I run now

01:48:42   it's great that's not all I want to do with my life is just make another app then another

01:48:47   app then another app like I like this app and I'm going to keep running it I like this

01:48:51   podcast and I'm going to keep doing it I also have other things in my life other things

01:48:55   I do and I think this is going to be a big addition to that one of the things that that

01:49:02   I find lacking in tech is in person connection you know we're really good at other kinds

01:49:10   of connection in tech you know we've built amazing communication platforms and media

01:49:15   platforms and networks but when you're really having you know a challenging time or you

01:49:21   really want to you know hang out with your friends nothing beats in person and one of

01:49:27   the places in person happens is at a bar or a restaurant and the beach is a very special

01:49:31   place to me it always has been and so for this to be you know my restaurant my bar at

01:49:37   the beach it's such a community hub there which is already a very special town to me

01:49:43   and so it's a place where I've gotten a lot of in person connection and also doing this

01:49:51   it will allow me to broaden my horizons in a bunch of ways like first of all the probably

01:49:57   the scariest one but one that I'm I think I'm ready to tackle I've never managed people

01:50:04   I've never had a staff even of one it was one of the first things I thought about is

01:50:08   that this this man who says he would be a terrible boss and never wants to be a boss

01:50:12   has now bought himself a staff of 10, 20, 30?

01:50:15   Jared Polin 30 yep

01:50:16   Jared Polin Oh gosh oh no

01:50:18   Jared Polin Yeah and again granted we are delegating most

01:50:22   of the operations to the general manager I'm sure some of it will land on us but we have

01:50:29   a really good staff in place and we have a really good manager and that will help a lot

01:50:35   like a lot a lot we wouldn't have done it without that in place but you know obviously

01:50:40   there will be challenges managing a staff I've never even operated a physical business

01:50:45   even just the basics of like real like business real estate like I learned that you that you

01:50:49   pay very different rates for power and internet service when you are a storefront there's

01:50:56   all sorts of like just realities like different types of insurance I have to have now different

01:51:00   you know liabilities workers comp like all there's so much stuff I've never had to deal

01:51:04   with because of the types of businesses that I'd be running real life business things that

01:51:09   I've never had to tackle and yes some of them are pains in the butt but most of them are

01:51:14   learning experiences there's also a lot of tech in a restaurant a lot like there's like

01:51:20   we know that there's all like the the which I love the acronym the POS the point of sale

01:51:25   system I laugh every time I see POS those are all iPads and tablets now they're networked

01:51:31   one of the complaints of the of the staff from the previous setup is that the networking

01:51:36   wasn't very strong cuz like you know some wall block the signal oh hey I don't know

01:51:40   how to run a restaurant but that part that I can fix like so that you know there's there's

01:51:44   you know opportunity like that for me to like help out in ways that I know how like yeah

01:51:50   I can transfer the website to a new domain like no problem I got our email set up I got

01:51:55   like you make the menu not a PDF yeah of course like yeah like you know I've made fun of restaurant

01:52:00   websites so much over time now everyone can come and make fun of mine hours yeah and then

01:52:06   like the hours and the phone number at the top and the phone number yeah and the address

01:52:10   oh my god yeah there's like there's there's so much look collaboration like today I was

01:52:15   trying out notion and base camp I'm trying to figure out like you know how do I organize

01:52:19   tasks between you know like like me Tif and the manager like how do how do we do that

01:52:24   like there's just so much stuff that huge areas of tech that I've never had to use there's

01:52:29   things like how do you have a TV signal that broadcast to TVs in the bar that shows the

01:52:36   same thing on both when the source is some kind of internet smart TV based like HDMI

01:52:43   you know encrypted thing and I don't I just the answer like do you strip HDCP somehow

01:52:48   is that a thing like I'm still working on that one I don't know how to strip HDCP if

01:52:51   you know tell me they make splitter and repeater boxes they use them on I know about them as

01:52:55   they use them for TV reviews when they want to show the same signal on three different

01:52:58   TVs but but does it work with HDCP yeah I hate DRM ruins everything all right anyway

01:53:03   so we'll do that but like there's all sorts of and and part of it also like because it's

01:53:08   at the beach there there are huge areas of of complexity that we don't have to deal with

01:53:14   for instance at the beach there's no delivery drivers because there's no drivers because

01:53:19   there's no roads and there's no cars so you don't have to do we don't have to deal with

01:53:22   like DoorDash and Uber Eats and that you know on all there's so much stuff we don't have

01:53:26   to deal with there so like there's there's all sorts of opportunities there for me to

01:53:31   explore new tech so you know don't worry there's gonna be plenty of show content possibilities

01:53:35   as I discover like wow POS is kind of suck or you know it's all different hey you know

01:53:41   what you can't just play music over the speakers that's not legal you can't just show pay-per-view

01:53:45   you know sports on the TVs that's also not legal there's all sorts of stuff like that

01:53:50   that I can discover that many of our listeners probably you know might use in their lives

01:53:54   that we've never had exposure to before but also just just for it purely from the angle

01:54:00   of personal development and new challenges I'm very much looking forward to this it's

01:54:06   a it's a brand new type of thing some of it I'm gonna be good at just because I know tech

01:54:11   and I'm good at paperwork so I've had a lot of business I've done a lot of paperwork so

01:54:14   some of it's just that a lot of it I'm gonna be terrible at and there's gonna be a huge

01:54:18   learning curve and one of the biggest things I'm gonna have to learn to delegate and ask

01:54:23   for help which I am never I've never been good at those things but I'm gonna have to

01:54:29   be so I think it's gonna be really interesting I know on paper this is a stupid thing to

01:54:36   do and that's why I like the accountants and the bankers are like why are you doing this

01:54:41   because on paper this makes no sense but the people who know the restaurant and who know

01:54:47   us the reaction from them largely has been thank God we bought it that someone else didn't

01:54:55   and that makes me feel like we're really doing the right thing.

01:54:58   So having watched now hundreds of hours of people are rebuilding boats on YouTube I have

01:55:04   to say that I think the boat would probably be easier but but I will say this after hearing

01:55:12   your whole story two things one I think this restaurant sounds like it is much more likely

01:55:18   to either make money or break even than the boat because boats really are a money pit

01:55:22   whereas this is a business that already makes money and worst case scenario you sell it

01:55:25   because you have the real estate that is your main asset and that is going to appreciate

01:55:29   so even if you lose money on the restaurant every single year you could still come out

01:55:32   even or ahead long term on this just by selling the property so that's great and two everything

01:55:38   you're saying about doing this as a community service makes total sense like we all know

01:55:42   what happens when in the business world private equity or in the you know the physical world

01:55:48   like investors come and do like they want to buy this thing that makes money and the

01:55:54   first thing they want to do is how can we cut costs so that the profit increases and

01:55:59   so how can we cut costs let's you know fire people make everything cheaper anything we're

01:56:03   spending too much money on can we find a crappier version of that that is still marginally acceptable

01:56:08   and you just drain every ounce of value out of the business by cutting costs and squeezing

01:56:13   everything and just making it miserable until eventually goes bust and then you're like

01:56:17   oh well we made money during those years and it's just it's a terrible thing and I know

01:56:22   you're not saying the people who are would have bought it instead of you are that bad

01:56:25   but it's the same type of dynamic whereas they don't care about the restaurant as an

01:56:29   institution they see it as a business which is but I think the bankers and the accounts

01:56:34   are saying as a business move this makes no sense right yeah you have to be better if

01:56:40   you just took this money and invested it somewhere but as a way to prevent someone who sees it

01:56:46   as a business from buying this business and treating it like a business and you know immediately

01:56:51   cutting costs and decreasing quality because hey you have a captive audience you're gonna

01:56:56   be making money anyway and essentially ruining your favorite restaurant it does make some

01:56:59   sense so I think this is a noble thing that you're doing I think it is I'm not gonna say

01:57:05   foolish I'm going to say let's say brave let's use that let's say it is a brave thing that

01:57:11   you're doing it sounds like you're doing it for the right reasons would you say that Marco

01:57:14   has courage he's not removing a headphone port from the restaurant continue to have

01:57:21   headphone ports and like I said I feel like in like now that you told me that they own

01:57:26   the building and you've got the property that makes me feel so much better about and the

01:57:29   fact that the business has been making money up until that point that worst case scenario

01:57:34   oh well you will be able to sell it that real estate will even when when the hurricane comes

01:57:40   and washes every building off of that island you will still be able to sell that real estate

01:57:43   because it will still be worth money to somebody who's going to rebuild after the hurricane

01:57:48   wipes all the structures off right so I wish you luck I hope you don't get too distracted

01:57:54   from ATP and I think you are trying to do a very good thing thank you I mean look how

01:57:59   how have I been the last year well yeah I mean have you ever met anyone who runs a restaurant

01:58:04   do they seem relaxed you know but and I appreciate I appreciate you know what you're saying and

01:58:10   and you know what you're saying what you said a minute ago about you know the the pressures

01:58:14   of investors who treat it as a business that's why we didn't want to go to a group of investors

01:58:19   because even again even if they have the best of intentions the reality is if you're looking

01:58:24   at it as an investment you want to return your investment want to make money how can

01:58:27   how can we reduce costs and increase income and you're that's not what you're that's not

01:58:32   what you're trying to do you're literally trying to say how can I make this not become

01:58:35   bad right it's a different it's a different motivation yeah and and like what you know

01:58:39   what I've told the GM is like you know when you if you have to make a decision between

01:58:45   something that is like doing something like the best way or the right way or something

01:58:48   that might save a little bit of money do it the best way I'd rather be the best and make

01:58:52   less money than maximize for money and that's something that groups of investors don't have

01:58:58   the privilege of doing like they they have to make money and they can go into it with

01:59:02   the best of intentions but the reality is that over time that's what they that's what

01:59:06   they want that's what they need so that tends to happen over time with anything that has

01:59:10   like a bunch of investors whereas we can actually just treat it as a labor of love that does

01:59:16   not that's not to say it's going to lose money it won't but you know as maybe the first year

01:59:20   because we you know we're going to do some upgrades here and there you know some you

01:59:22   know kitchen equipment and stuff like that but you know for the most part we intend for

01:59:26   this and and we think there's a pretty good chance that it will be a profitable business

01:59:30   you know it's not going to have the margins that software is our margins are embarrassingly

01:59:34   great but you know but you know it will be a business and we can still make a profit

01:59:40   while also making it really great like do I need to have you know a backup cell connection

01:59:46   on the internet connection so that we can have our TVs and our POS work it during a

01:59:51   power outage no business wise that's that's probably you know 60 bucks a month we don't

01:59:56   need to spend but I'm going to spend it because I want to be good well you know one of the

02:00:00   other things like there's so many opportunities in restaurants because we see it again these

02:00:05   are seasonal businesses in a place where it's expensive to get stuff shipped to it a lot

02:00:10   of businesses have to cut costs just to stay afloat on you know little shortcuts here and

02:00:15   there and one of those things might be like you know towards the end of the season if

02:00:18   they run out of their their main kegs they don't order new kegs if they're going to close

02:00:24   in like three weeks because well a keg is you know a hundred bucks or whatever and you

02:00:28   know we we might not make that much on it I'm going to direct the staff whatever is

02:00:33   our set that we have you know two beers and at the end of the season just keep them in

02:00:37   stock if you run it just order another keg it's fine I would rather the customers know

02:00:43   that they can get what they want until the day we close than to go there and be disappointed

02:00:50   there's all sorts of opportunities like that for like you know I am not a good restauranteur

02:00:55   yet maybe I'll become one someday maybe I'll never be one I don't know but I am I know

02:00:59   people I know business stuff like that from my app is I know a lot about things like pricing

02:01:05   psychology customer feelings customer loyalty customer satisfaction I know a lot about that

02:01:10   stuff so there are things I can bring to this business you know even if it's not anything

02:01:17   regarding the actual logistics of running a restaurant yet so I do think this is going

02:01:22   to be very interesting but I just I like the the new challenge of it and I like the diversification

02:01:28   of it and I like the the community service angle for it and even though I know I'm going

02:01:32   to be totally underwater this summer hopefully just figuratively with with all sorts of you

02:01:39   know work and and just you know a hectic situation for a little while I also know I'm not doing

02:01:45   it alone if I try to do it alone I will definitely fail but I also know that I can't and I'm

02:01:50   not doing it alone you know Tiff and I are both in this together and we have a really

02:01:57   good staff I cannot keep saying that enough I'm not saying this as a like you know Apple

02:02:01   support the troops kind of thing they really are an excellent staff and that's why we are

02:02:05   doing it that's why we knew we could do it and I think we will be pretty good at keeping

02:02:10   the good people at getting the good getting the best people and keeping the best people

02:02:15   and because we will be good at that everything else I think will follow we are good at keeping

02:02:20   good people on the beach so we'll see how it goes I think you should do I don't know

02:02:24   if this is helpful for the show maybe good for after shows is what I think you should

02:02:28   both do is you should all do every job at the restaurant over the course of the summer

02:02:32   yes some period of time yeah to be a waiter you got to be the hostess you got to wash

02:02:37   dishes you got to be a line cook well maybe not a cook I don't know everything that you

02:02:41   think you could conceivably do that you would like hire someone for the season to do you

02:02:45   should also do just so you understand that job and so you can have hilarious stories

02:02:49   about how bad you are at it I am so here for this no I I want to take a moment and echo

02:02:56   what John said that while I as your friend I am deeply worried that you are biting off

02:03:04   so much more than you can I am and I am naturally a worrier and I'm also worried that you know

02:03:09   that it's gonna have an impact on the show some way somehow and I don't mean that to

02:03:12   be a turd I'm just saying you know this is a this is going to be an incredible time suck

02:03:16   hopefully it isn't but it's likely to be an incredible time suck so I hope that things

02:03:21   are still kosher with the with you know getting everything done in a timely fashion and so

02:03:26   on and so forth but with all that caveating aside when we joined our local pool which

02:03:33   I've talked about from time to time on the show this was I want to say 2022 I might have

02:03:37   that wrong but we joined our local pool and it's a very unremarkable pool in fact in a

02:03:42   lot of ways it's kind of a crappy pool like the facilities are not great but that's not

02:03:47   the point the point is it's a place where we can go and swim around in the summertime

02:03:51   or at least that's what we thought we were signing up for in reality what we signed up

02:03:55   for was a third place you know we've talked about this I think in the past but for so

02:04:00   many people there's your home your work and a third place and maybe that's church or something

02:04:07   like that maybe it's a club or something like that but our family the list family didn't

02:04:13   really have a third place for a long long long time and obviously none of us really

02:04:17   did during covid coming out of covid we decided to join the pool and even though we wanted

02:04:23   it as a place where we could go and have some fun during the summer you know just the four

02:04:28   of us it very quickly became our third place and as someone who did not grow up with any

02:04:34   particular organized religion in my life which I would argue is mostly for the best but that's

02:04:38   neither here nor there I didn't really ever have a solid third place you know I had work

02:04:44   or school and that was it in home you know I never really had a third place and the pool

02:04:50   was an incredible incredible valuable addition to our lives not because it's some hoity-toity

02:04:58   fancy pool again it was built in like the 70s it's arguably falling apart as we speak

02:05:03   like it's not fancy but that's not the point the point was it was a place where we could

02:05:06   gather with friends and I I would pay not you know maybe not literally but I would figuratively

02:05:13   pay any amounts of money to keep that alive because it became incredibly important to

02:05:18   our family and since you and Tiff are in the position that you can literally pay some money

02:05:22   to keep your third place alive it does make perfect sense I fear for you but it makes

02:05:28   perfect sense and I echo what John says that this is a very bold thing to do it's if you're

02:05:34   gonna have a midlife crisis this is a fun way to do it and I hope it remains fun for

02:05:40   both of you for a very long time way more fun than maintaining a boat I can guarantee

02:05:44   you that and and to be clear like you know with with the show and you know your worries

02:05:50   I would give up overcast before I give up ATP like I don't think I need to give up either

02:05:55   one honestly you know one of the I mean this has been quite a year trying to get you know

02:06:01   the overcast rewrite the move the house move like getting all the stuff done during this

02:06:05   year while also going into contract to do the financing this going into contract for

02:06:10   this getting the liquor license temporary approved like all this stuff that I've been

02:06:12   doing all of that stuff like in the other world like the in the overcast world the huge

02:06:18   amount of time overcast took in 2024 it's not gonna take that much time in 2025 in all

02:06:23   likelihood like the massive rewrite is pretty much done you know there's still the whole

02:06:30   app isn't done but the the rate at which I need to be writing code every day has dropped

02:06:36   dramatically and and again like and in tech I kind of feel not just that I can't get that

02:06:41   I kind of beat the game but like the world of tech that is let's say above us like you

02:06:47   know larger things you know larger moves larger trends larger companies you know the the big

02:06:54   social networks and you know the big the big tech companies a lot of the fun has drained

02:07:00   out of that for the small players like us and I look I'm gonna love computers forever

02:07:06   I love Apple products even even as Apple the company is being some you know a little bit

02:07:11   turdy in certain areas like I love Apple products I love computers I will want to talk about

02:07:17   these forever but like the the big you know all the stuff about you know metas social

02:07:24   policies and all this stuff like I am getting so worn out and burnt out with that kind of

02:07:29   stuff and and when you look at like you know a lot of these bigger companies the the world

02:07:35   of big tech the nerds left the stage a long time ago the business people have been running

02:07:41   things for quite some time and the world of big tech looks a lot like the world of any

02:07:48   other big mature industry the higher up you go or the bigger you try to get the less I'm

02:07:54   interested I like the small stuff I mean you know besides the fact that Apple's the biggest

02:07:58   corporation whatever let's set that aside like you know I love Apple stuff but like

02:08:02   I love Apple stuff to do small stuff I don't want to start the next giant AI startup to

02:08:10   replace millions of people's jobs like that's the last thing I want to do I don't want to

02:08:14   run a social network where I'm having to make really difficult moderation decisions and

02:08:19   deal with all the problems that result from running a social like I don't want to have

02:08:23   my platform be the one that people are harassing people on or controlling elections or causing

02:08:29   world events to shift like I don't want any of that that's that sounds incredibly unappealing

02:08:33   I don't even want to be on those platforms let alone run one or you know I don't even

02:08:37   want to be in be using those apps let alone own one a lot of tech I feel like the nerds

02:08:44   are in our area over here off to the side and the rest of big tech has gone somewhere

02:08:50   else without us and that's a place often that I don't want to go but our nerdy world is

02:08:57   still here and will always be here just there's now this other bigger world that doesn't really

02:09:03   care about us maybe uses the libraries and stuff that we write but for the most part

02:09:08   like they're off on their own doing their money thing and their business thing and us

02:09:12   nerds were over here doing our thing and they don't care about us anymore if they ever did

02:09:19   and there's less and less overlap between those two worlds I think over time so I am

02:09:23   exactly where I want to be in the world of tech I don't want to expand my tech footprint

02:09:28   anymore and I frankly am not that interested in a lot of new areas of like you know how

02:09:36   could how could I make a startup that expands and gets really like I really don't want that

02:09:42   life for myself anymore because the world that I used to do that in is not the current

02:09:48   world the current world is very different and requires very different things so my passion

02:09:52   though for tech stuff is still very real like you know just the other day I was talking

02:09:56   about the cool terminal E Ink thing and I still love buying all this Apple I guess guess

02:10:00   what I'm gonna fill the restaurant with Apple hardware and Ubiquiti hardware and like possibly

02:10:05   even some low-raw equipment because what's gonna go in the walk-in freezer to detect

02:10:10   a water leak probably a Yolink low-raw thing like there's there's a lot of ways and I love

02:10:16   all that stuff and so that's the area of tech the application side of it the enthusiasm

02:10:22   side of like the nerdy stuff the smaller areas I love all that stuff and I always will so

02:10:27   I'm happy to continue to embrace that part of tech but not to be in like you know the

02:10:34   tech startup scene or even any larger of a role in the tech press scene because that's

02:10:41   not really my scene anymore and so this is I'm enjoying this as you know diversification

02:10:47   and new challenges you know both diversification of my income and diversification of you know

02:10:52   my skill set I'm gonna really enjoy I think having a restaurant and yeah it's gonna be

02:10:56   really hard and I'm not gonna enjoy it every day I'm sure there's gonna be days where I'm

02:11:01   like why did I do this but I think there will be aspects of it that I really enjoy and really

02:11:07   feel proud of at the end of the day and and I think it will bring me a lot of satisfaction.

02:11:12   Well congratulations to both of you best of luck when I visited you it was during the

02:11:18   winter almost a year ago now or a year and a half ago or something like that because

02:11:23   was November wasn't it and the restaurant at the time was not open and I thought that

02:11:29   was a seasonal issue maybe it was a time of day issue but I never got to experience it

02:11:33   and so now you know I have yet another excuse to find a way to come up to Fire Island and

02:11:37   come visit says I want to try this pizza with Boom Boom Sauce damn it.

02:11:41   That's not my restaurant.

02:11:42   Oh no!

02:11:43   Damn!

02:11:44   I thought it was well now I feel like an idiot all right well that's okay.

02:11:47   I mean we currently don't have anything on our menu that has Boom Boom Sauce but that

02:11:50   doesn't mean we can't.

02:11:51   Oh well see that look at the changes already being made well now I feel like a real big

02:11:57   dummy but that's okay but nevertheless I will I will look forward to visiting the restaurant

02:12:02   at some point and in eating whatever it is you are willing to serve me.

02:12:06   If you want the Boom Boom Sauce Pizzeria building is for sale you can join me in this in this

02:12:12   venture.

02:12:13   First of all I'm sure I don't have that kind of money available and secondly no.

02:12:18   (beeping)