The Incomparable

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00:00:27 ◼   ► incomparable it's not brain science its [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► rocket surgery this is super mario [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► brothers the incomparable number 258 [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► Marcus plenty 15 help come back to being [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► comfortable trek through terrible cinema [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► turn back now it's nineteen nineties in [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► the spotlight this time and we have [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► chosen for you for viewing pleasure for [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► viewing [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► not that I 1993 is super mario brothers [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► based on the loosely based on the arm [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► perhaps a screenplay was written with [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► elements from a checklist of the video [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► games of the same name sharing a tight [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► written by someone who had seen the [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► front of the cartridge and nothing more [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► nothing more this uh this film starring [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► bob hoskins a good actor john leguizamo [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► an actor [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► yeah Wow a good manama he does what he [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► does well writing what he does is [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► hateful and awful but he does it well [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► and many others [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► this is super mario brothers let me [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► introduce the people who watch this [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► movie because they are heroes [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► David Laura hello I are you sure this [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► isn't about Jurassic world because i'm [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► ready i hate that 60 million years ago a [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► media hit brooklyn one of the fusion of [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► ideas with Tony Cinda law that that's me [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► I don't know why you introduce me that [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► way that I don't know [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► keeps me it's a meat-eor Italian slurs [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► today these Lots is also out there who [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► wants me let's 10 [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► well that's just Steve I also joining us [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► is one of those plumbers phillip michael [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► plumbers lawyers [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► yeah look just shut plumbers for about [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► 20 minutes recreated the experience of [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► watching Super Mario also be Monty [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► Ashley I he may not be a plumber even if [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► your movie does have motor Nixon they [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► could still use some fixes go nice round [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► is no Indian cut [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► yes i did i did identify mojo nixon was [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► like hey oh and now he's gone [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► yeah replaced with a puppet and Joe [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► steel Joseph rosenstiel hello hello [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► ready to rock as it were because the [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► because the rocks as plumbers as I was [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► saying Super Mario Brothers begins with [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► the mario music I I think I don't want [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► to give anything away that that was the [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► only mom where there was a hint of a [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► smile on my face when the little music [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► kicked in at the beginning of the movie [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► and from then on I i was the great stone [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► face for the rest of the motion picture [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► that's the moment where you think oh [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► this is great this is going to be a film [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► filled with the joy that we in that we [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► have when we play a video game like [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► Mario Brothers which we enjoy so much [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► Jason can i make my quick opening [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► statement yes please go ahead Monty [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► although I am a video gamer at her [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► I've been playing video games for my [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► entire life I have no nostalgic [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► connection to nintendo games in general [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► or Mario in specific because i never had [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► a nintendo I had a ColecoVision later on [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► at genesis so the only nostalgic [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► connection i have this movie was working [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► in a movie theater in 1993 and there [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► very very unhappy crowds do we have to [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► announce our video game console [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► allegiance before it became this just so [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► that only if you do it's necessary an [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► opening scene although i will say that [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► like Monty I never I never had any of [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► those early Nintendo's I i had an Atari [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► and the night sort of didn't do console [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► games again until the first PlayStation [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► so I other than watching my [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► brother-in-law when he was a little kid [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► because you use he's 14 years younger [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► than my wife and we visit visit her [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► parents house and he would be sitting [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► there playing on nintendo and that's how [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► i got exposed to all the nintendo stuff [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► with through through him [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► so that's what's really there is no in [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► 1993 when this movie was made there [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► really wasn't much super mario brothers [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► nostalgia to be had in the game the [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► original game was what 1984-85 yeah it [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► was pretty well it-it-it only been [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► around forever but isn't my game [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► well there's been for every game up till [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► that point there really was nothing much [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► by way of a storyline you know it was [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like hey the [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► kids the kids they love the video games [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► what what if we sent immediately [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► Brooklyn no that's the wrong thing [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► what if we made a movie about the video [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► games but the thing is there's no [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► there's no storyline to screw up here I [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► mean there's no storyline to the Super [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► Mario Brothers games up till this point [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► it's guy in overalls jumps on mushrooms [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► the game this is closest to is super [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► mario world which it'll which is from [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► 1990 so keep that in mind but even a [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► little bit of storyline that they do [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► have they screwed up royally [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► oh yeah it is a blank canvas I'm to [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► which you can project your your vision [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► and your ear how you feel that Mario [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► story should be told and this is what [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► they came up with him [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► well i'm not certain there's an answer [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► that would make a good movie for the use [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► of today you might assume if you go to [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► an orchestral rendition of video game [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► theme songs and note that it's all Mario [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► you would assume that back in the day [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► everybody loved Mario and it was a huge [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► cultural touch Mario mania was sweeping [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► the nation [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► it wasn't it wasn't you know interesting [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► definitely as well and the thing that [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► cracks me up is apparently this was the [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► the director of The Killing Fields good [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► director roland Joffe yes said you know [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► this would make a really good movie you [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► have a mission and he one of my favorite [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► movies the mission [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► yeah and and then he brought in the the [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► couple that made the original max [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► headroom short film yes yes i want i [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► want to point that out because max [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► headroom is one of my favorite TV shows [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► of all time that that rock more than an [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► animal jackal who directed this directed [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► the UK film max headroom that was then [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► adapted into my face one of my favorite [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► TV shows of all time and in fact the [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► soda commercials [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► yes and which is into the field look of [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► this film is quite similar to that Max [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► Headroom filled with the weird like [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► cityscapes and stuff like that and the [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► any old cars and steam everywhere is [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► very much straight out of that Max [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► Headroom show which i will also point [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► out was uh what nine years eight years [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► earlier so they and they seem to have [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► not worked since then so other than [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► music videos ice maybe I do have maybe I [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► do have a brief opening statement by way [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► of minor defense for this film [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► all boy because I far lower standards [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► than all of you as you all know uh yes [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► this is good point i think if this music [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► is that your opening statement is if [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► this was not an attempt to tie-in in [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► some cash grab way to Super Mario [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► Brothers I don't think it would be as [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► universally regarded as awful as it is i [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► think it's a phenomenally stupid weird [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► but somewhat competently made movie that [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► would have been I I've seen worse [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► definitely I've seen a lot worse and it [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► would have come and gone and been [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► forgotten its it's simply the fact that [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► somebody was told [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► we're gonna make a super mario brothers [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► movie and people went to the theaters [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► thinking of Super Mario Brothers movie [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► and this is what they got and that is [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► why it is regarded as poorly as it is my [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► career I don't think it's as bad as [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► everybody makes it out to be as a Super [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► Mario Brothers movie it is absolutely as [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► bad as everybody makes it out to be but [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► completely objectively without that [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► context I it's it's really not as awful [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► as a lot of things that I've said grave [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► gravelord Steve bravery somewhat [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► starters I think it in in the same way [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► that the prequels suffer for John [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► syracuse which is that you had one job [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► here in the prequels it was come up with [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► an interesting backstory for Anakin [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► Skywalker before he's Darth Vader and [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► show how he became Darth Vader in this [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► it's do something for God's sake with [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► super mario brothers that is somewhat [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► related to supermarket basically [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► resembles anything and they failed [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► I i agree with you Steve I i think this [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► is not a good movie by any stretch of [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► the imagination but what makes it kind [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► of colossally mind-bogglingly bad is [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► that they had one job which was to tie [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► this movie into these video games and [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► the things they do tie-in are [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► inexplicable and yes they could they [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► completely fail at that job beyond that [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► it is a forgettable weird semi comedy [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► fantasy something but just that would be [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► immediately forgotten i think several [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► factors also supposed to be this di n [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► that is a completely fails so to think [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► that that confuses me and and and and [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► angers me somewhat as as much as a [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► I I did something angers you yeah my [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► Mario experience is basically limited to [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► play Mario Kart which are these bright [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► fun little worlds with mushrooms and [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► turn turtle shells and and no and and [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► you're not playing the stock in Mario [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► Kart it looks just like two old taxicabs [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► with elbow and athletic turn it and not [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► darken like a cool dark way darken likey [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► did someone forget to pay the lighting [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► built i play that this awful world Max [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► Headroom is is sort of future yet cold [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► and dark and baroque and strange and it [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► works for that because it's like this [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► dystopian future right it's mario [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► brothers a dark tale of a disco you have [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► created a you want to create this [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► strange world not unlike our own where [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► there are turtle men and nose and [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► Bradley colored objects and even the [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► monsters are kind of cute and cuddly [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► instead they created a world it's like [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► spooky Manhattan that is slightly [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► spookier than actual Manhattan maybe [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► three [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► so yeah I have a note fairly early on [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► the streets yes this hellscape of neon [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► Sparks and sauerkraut really evokes the [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► simple joys of the money [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► yeah i like when they then they'll you [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► know I guess jumping ahead it were not [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► really doing anything but uh they then [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► we haven't started yet and they [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► established that everything outside the [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► hellscape of their metropolis is a [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► health scape of desert for as well as [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► the rainbow highway where is the there's [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► not even a nice level for God's sake [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► there's always been so sleeves there are [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► all those leaves at one point that [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► reminded crashed into three ways but [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► what about what about all the squid [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► people underwater and yeah you know I [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► think there's a line in this film though [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► that tells you exactly what was going on [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► throughout the making and that is when [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► Luigi looks at the fungus and says the [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► mushroom is trying to tell us something [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► hmm the amazing thing is john boarman [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► was on drugs the whole time if you [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► thought Super Mario Brothers was wild [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► wait till you see Kirby a jon foreman [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► fill the puff is bad [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► arbaaz the head Solomon who I guess was [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► one of the main screen writers on this [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► by the end his next movie was men in [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► black and when you take that you can [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► look and see little similarities through [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► these times 2 which is weird shade and [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► apply in that it worked yeah i should i [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► should i begin our march through our [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► death march through the plot or ask ya [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► must you can exactly in this movie was [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► gonna mention right now you can watch [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► the whole movie on YouTube for some [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► reason because nobody even cares enough [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► to contest the great right that's that's [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► the way if you would like to watch this [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► movie don't watch this movie [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► youtube is the place to go yet do not [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► spend a nickel just gonna watch on watch [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► on youtube yeah I always feel guilty [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► when i do that [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► damn you know the innocence taking money [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► out of people's pockets i felt no guilt [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► watching that video quality really [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► suffers on youtube you might not be [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► getting the full experience that I you [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► could see it on DVD so you know i wish i [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► could much also Joffe and take money out [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► of his pocket rather than now spend a [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► dime watching Super Mario Brothers so [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► the mario music plays we get our glimmer [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► of hope it's dashed and then there is a [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► series of computery pieces of art while [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► dancing stronger yeah [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► general general is also a strong word [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► computer and lifetime already tried to [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► bunch of the sort of stills from an [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► apple to a drawing program work or a [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► rudimentary adventure game as dan [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► Castellaneta TVs homer simpson does it [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► affects a Brooklyn accent but even I [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► mean it was an attempt to make things [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► look pixelated and and they failed even [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► at that it clearly looks like somebody's [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► attempt to make something look pixelated [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► as opposed to something that's actually [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► pixel but certainly does not look like a [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► mario video game in England sale or form [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► this further does not stand up while [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► this came out the same year is Jurassic [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► Park in Jurassic Park has that it has a [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► cheesy animated sequence in the park [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► where their hey here's how we do DNA and [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► and are you suggesting that this is not [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► the finest dinosaur movie event not even [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► the best dinosaur movie of 1993 [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► Wow dan Castellaneta has his Brooklyn [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► accent as he explains some and you know [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► it's never a good idea when the movie [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► starts with narration [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► much expertise also some points off of [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► the fact that you get the narrator and [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► then the narrator's never heard from [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► again that's the number a good point and [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► then here what we're he dan Castellaneta [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► has to get us to accept this film's [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► completely ludicrous premise which is [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► the the meteor or the object that hit [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► the earth and killed the dinosaurs was a [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► meteorite and it hit brooklyn and killed [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► the dinosaurs but not all the dinosaurs [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► some dinosaurs were sent to a parallel [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► universe [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► this is the point at which my wife and I [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► looked at each other and said how is [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► this mario related which was the secret [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► gaming of a series of that asking that [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► question because when i go to the [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► theater to see super mario brothers what [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► I want to see is a story about dinosaurs [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► evolving any parallel universe and yet [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► this is what mr. dan Castellaneta TVs [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► homer simpson tells us at the beginning [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► of supermarket you know who I really [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► feel bad for here is Stephen Jay Gould [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► is I i imagine going to the theater in [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► 1993 very excited that finally mario [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► brothers is coming to the big screen [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► he says he pays his is six bucks or [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► whatever the hell it was in 1993 it goes [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► in and his entire life's work is is is [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► rendered meaningless in the first 30 [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► seconds of the movie I'd like to think [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► he was a ColecoVision man myself [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► you know it's true ah so we then we get [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► 20 years ago [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► there's a car 20 years ago Brooklyn so [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► we've come back from 60 million years [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► ago to 20 years ago they were looking [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► lady in combat boots drops an ornate [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► walk off with some nuns and disappears [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► got a man yeah [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► yep don't you guys like that there's [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► multiple ridiculous scenes before the [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► movie actually starts like it's like [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► let's have multiple segments that are [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► stated there i have it as more of a [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► space capsule leaves and there's an egg [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► in a space capsule that's left for the [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► nuns will initially it looks like a walk [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► and then later you the nuns are [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► unwrapped actually iron man was a walk [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► baby capsule [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► also the the open yeah the opening title [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► credits you have the opening title it [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► titles are showing here they're using [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► the law-and-order font i thought that [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► was really nice LOL New York Center [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► required in the criminal justice system [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► there are two equally important parties [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► mamalon by these dinosaurs [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► yes I wasn't enough permanent dimension [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► the other human sue or do others on [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► order Cretaceous victims unit so baby [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► hatches from the egg in front of some 92 [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► who unlike nuns in real life would would [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► be screaming it's evil kill it [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► the egg the egg hatches it contains a [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► baby and the nuns for some reason don't [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► immediately stab it with the daggers of [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► Megiddo which I've been strongly suspect [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► doing and they apparently never [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► mentioned to the kid [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► oh by the way you came out of an egg yes [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► it's my brain that up you don't want you [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► don't want to leave a kid with too much [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► baggage that's that's a lot to live down [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► also the nuns name the baby daisy even [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► though they have no idea that that's the [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► baby's name but when maybe without my [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► written mikanos around the inside of the [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► eggshell yes its kind of stories do [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► Jason did you mention the fact that the [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► dinosaurs have evolved in their parallel [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► dimension to take on human like your [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► dreams we learned we learned that in the [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► DI narration i don't remember i think we [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► did though they say they say something [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► along the lines of the evolved to become [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► vicious and angry just like us [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► yeah but they did they don't explain yet [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► they evolved into looking exactly like [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► us except that they're dinosaurs except [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► they love just like humans right well I [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► think dennis hopper kind of holds his [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► hands like a t-rex a couple of times [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► well apparently at least one person in [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► the alternate dimension has evolved from [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► a fungus [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► so why not I had questions about that [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► yeah so baby hatches from an egg now we [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► cut to brooklyn today John Leguizamo and [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► bob hoskins are Luigi and Mario if [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► you're going to cast to people as [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► Italians the review to that you choose [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► right a fat white British fellow and [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► Hispanic gentlemen yeah that we all owe [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► Jill dolce who's saying what's the [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► matter you at the early nineteen [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► eighties an apology in that he is no [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► longer does [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► the most offensive act against the [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► Italian people Bob Hoskins is an [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► interesting choice but I've learned that [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► he does a perfect American accent and [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► connect with artificial characters in [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► who framed roger rabbit so they'll be [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► perfect here [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► yeah but plus he's fat and the plumbers [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► & and they have they have sort of a [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► Mulder and Scully thing going on because [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► because luigi is believing all of these [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► things and Mario is a skeptic which you [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► know never saw that coming [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► I will say I actually kind of like the [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► way they play off of each other [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► yeah it's not the worst a chemistry of [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► the world apparently they would go just [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► drink drink in between every take Bob [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► Hoskins in John Leguizamo and lament [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► how-how-how life had given this them [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► this bag of rocks i should say in a [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► movie in an interview with The Guardian [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► shortly before his death of a bob [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► hoskins was asked if there was anything [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► he regretted from his career and he said [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► super mario brothers and what was the [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► worst thing you ever did he said super [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► mario brothers and he was very clear [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► that super mario brothers is by far the [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► low point in his entire career and if [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► you could go back in time and change one [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► thing about your life what would it be [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► not doing supermarket super mario [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► brothers so he's clearly East he's being [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► pretty game about it here [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► no yeah i mean he doesn't mail it in [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► he's a professional this man he also [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► didn't know that this was even based [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► apparently didn't know it was based on a [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► video game until his what his kid who [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► had played the game saw that he was [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► doing it and said oh yeah I have that [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► games like what many key he recounted [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► the plot of the game and he said no I'm [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► pretty sure that's not it but yeah he [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► and leguizamo work fine together as far [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► as duo's in this movie go [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► they are by fire through [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► shoulders yeah oh yeah i think we'll get [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► to those guys [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► I suspect we're gonna sell something so [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► it's mario brothers even though he's [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► Mario and this of course i I've been [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► told is Mario cannon that they they are [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► indeed Mario Mario and Luigi Mario [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► because otherwise how blame is Luigi [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► that he's like sure Mario will call it [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► mario brothers because you're my brother [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► in your name is mario luigi is extremely [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► lame we can he is but Mario so so Mario [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► is his name and it is also their last [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► name i actually thought that was funny i [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► will tell you that the desk clerk later [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► on is correct to be confused by this but [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► they don't really milk it for a comedy [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► which I thought was an interesting [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► choice [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► no wonder what sort of brush it under [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► the table and that's why it was funny [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► yeah just quickly as you know so you and [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► I got your toes David are you [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► ya know just here here at this point [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► where Luke mario luigi drive around the [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► truck that says mario brothers on a [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► lifepod poor Luigi never Luigi brother [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► is always mario brothers [TS]

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00:23:28 ◼   ► uncomfortable [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► there's a zany driving sequence at this [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► point with some zany new york-style [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► almost like 30 rock s kind of cool crazy [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► zany New York music we're trying out new [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► york you to give me the music in this [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► movie is consistently terrible [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► ya know and continuous and if you [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► imagine the den that the danny elfman [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► say many things are happening happening [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► that kind of like so without the minor [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► chord just like always out of my hand of [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► his minor chord yeah it's like Alan they [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► got the footage back and said while we [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► thought we were making mother I'm here [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► looking for each other i find it was a [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► non-union conductor lani milkman who did [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► the different because there was there's [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► the dialogue that's like this at dubbed [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► in while they're driving that feels very [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► like a detective the fact like we really [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► gotta punch punch this off otherwise [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► it's just it's just right around the [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► world for Cameron dialogue in this film [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► that was obviously added after I feel [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► like that was added you [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► yes they needed to wacky this really [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► really fix it really because it was too [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► somber before tightening the screws yeah [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► it was to church like it was funeral and [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► still is really as a nice polish around [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► here it's just gonna get they get to the [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► job that they're going to and they thus [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► capelli truck is already there and in [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► one of the many examples of overly [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► descriptive dialogue in this film [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► Mario gets out of the car and says [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► capelli they beat us again another job [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► lost that we thank you which is just [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► confusing from several perspectives yeah [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► first off in addition to being just a [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► plumbers truck they're also a giant [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► mega-corporations building over there [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► that is mafia ask yes um but also how do [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► they know where that job as they get [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► their the way plumbers are called in New [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► York is there's a there's like a party [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► line and all the plumbers because the [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► rock and whoever gets there first gets [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► the job [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► look you don't build an empire like the [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► scope Ellie's did by turning down little [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► chops and I understand our neighbors how [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► life works in 1993 Brooklyn but I have [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► so much to learn and why was there all [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► that confusion about where to go in the [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► first place [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► don't you guys you live here you have [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► van you should have a battle is I [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► believe there that was attempting to [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► send you a message about Luigi's [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► instincts that Mario never wants to [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► trust that they then reference later in [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► a crappy car chase right totally a [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► rarely yet in passing and extreme [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► passing it does not resolve the problem [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► or coming at the finale at all mr. [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► mistress capelli in his best sort of mr. [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► big kind of voices like hey I'm I'm a [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► very important man and I have important [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► questions asking silly a reader from the [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► move was behind this is attractive [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► practically until slightly different [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► he's got he's got a suit is black car [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► you have Susan charge and there's this [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► College earlier in the construction site [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► in charge of the dig at the construction [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► site where construction is halted [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► because of the discovery of dinosaur [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► bone [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► my favorite part about this section is [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► how much they can talk about dinosaur [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► bones without using the word [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► paleontology which tells you something [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► about like at what level they think the [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► audience member he and fossil doesn't [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► get you to know that phones chase [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► dinosaurs are alone again just another [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► people another dagger in the back of [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► stephen jay gould city theater that's [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► the binary starts shouting at the screen [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► fossils they found really good dinosaur [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► bones to like an entire skeleton all in [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► wait out a brand new DNA sees but in a [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► pipe but nobody pipes [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► ya know they just wanna just want to [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► keep keep on movin keep on moving with [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► mr. Biggs project mr. scarpella project [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► that's because he's the boss elsewhere [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► yet so my note here about mr. Scalli is [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► good acting all I've got and actually [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► this whole scene because this is this is [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► some painful back and forth between mr. [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► scibelli and our our our college [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► girlfriend Daisy as they threatened by [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► summing up the mathis yes I read a [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► crackpot theory about mr. scibelli which [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► is that he has meant to be donkey kong [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► okay and that is that is the crack [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► partyís theory I've ever google making [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► this film had never heard of Donkey Kong [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► Monty they had barely heard a super [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► mario your the three defending it [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► one Scarpelli hangs out of the [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► construction site to talks to the girl [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► and 342 [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► august heard what monkey into an ape at [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► the end and interesting stupid i might I [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► recommend it as we go through this if [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► there's any character that we can't [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► directly map to a video game character [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► everybody can choose to give me their [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► conspiracy theory of what did you being [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► here they really are very the weirdest [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► draft yet but just paid that we go at [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► this point in my notes I think to myself [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► because we're talking i'm looking at bob [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► hoskins and they're talking about [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► parallel universes and I think to myself [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► maybe in a parallel universe who framed [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► roger rabbit was this bad [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► and that would be what he what he [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► regretted for the rest of his life but [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► in our universe it is super mario [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► brothers [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► well maybe if who framed roger rabbit [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► had been based on buzzy it would have [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► been this bed [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► who can say so let's see what happens [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► next I got men with men with glass [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► yeah the brother bros meet Daisy and [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► offer her a ride as i recall and granted [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► everyone realize hello from the two [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► creepy Italians and they're creepy dark [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► van she somehow ends up double dating [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► with President the henchmen show up [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► around now for yeah yeah that's a very [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► strange acting from ago I missed right [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► are from from named after characters [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► that appear in Super Mario Brothers so [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► yes a little what happens is luigi's on [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► the phone trying to get a new job I [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► Mario in a strange commentary on the [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► cross and bottled water for your [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► purchase from a bodega and says hey [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► everybody's got tap water [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► this thing cost three bucks is pretty [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► and bone to pick [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► stick it to the man Mario Louie Mario's [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► a man of the people that's the message [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► that so luigi hangs up on each other [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► desperate for work but pretty pretty [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► girl Daisy needs to use the phone so he [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► hangs up on the potential job but hangs [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► up on the party line i'm sure scibelli [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► with such skill is already there and [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► give the phone to Daisy where where we [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► and then and then this is this is the [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► point where we're in the universal [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► shorthand of a socially awkward guy [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► who's met a girl that he likes he says [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► it's a pleasure to meet me [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► I mean you wear my good dialogue very [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► good sharp sharp stuff sharp back and [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► forth there and he asked her to dinner [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► at dinner [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► it's going well the date is going pretty [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► well cuts [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► dude successful dinner date with Luigi [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► and it's going so well in fact that as [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► often happens on dates on first dates [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► there's that moment where one I need to [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► fix Steve get ready for it here come up [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► with she offers to show him her bones [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► well that you have to be shown them [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► before you can jump them yes exactly [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► exactly i think that's how it works it's [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► difficult to jump of not that any [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► jumping actually happens in this movie [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► about Super Mario Brothers a videogame [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► about guys then jump on things that's [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► not true there's a there's jumping and [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► it's said ice they think the audience is [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► gonna lose their my how exciting this [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► jump into right-center we'll hit [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► supplements will get to the boots but it [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► isn't here they do kid that Mario's [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► girlfriend and don't worry about that [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► and then envy envy you i was an [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► embellished she or it was not but is not [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► no not at all of it could have been a [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► hellish you're in disguise [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► mhm tuesday i believe she's using [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► elements Lethe she was slightly involved [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► p haha so I had the dates going really [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► well so much so that they there's a kiss [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► attempted over over the bones of the [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► dinosaurs because dinosaur bones are [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► important [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► that's like and friends but something [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► very important happens which is Skip [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► alley because he's evil has decided to [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► to flood the tunnels and use this as a [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► way to make the bones and accessible so [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► they just have to go on with the [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► construction project or something like [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► that because so many construction [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► projects are done in floods yeah i know [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► that there's a lot of things wrong with [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► this movie but i was particularly [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► offended by that city that the staging [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► of that scene where there is both a [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► giant tunnel and then there's a room [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► with a bunch of bones and then there's a [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► room with a bunch of plumbing yes and [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► that just doesn't make any sense [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► it's like these are things that are [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► underground will put the next to do for [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► Italy it's great because it leads to [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► more like oh no no the water and water [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► is coming out and and and we can't stop [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► what do we do why this looks like a job [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► for a plumber to ever [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► it's so lucky they were actually there [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► and it's the one job that this capelli [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► plumbers are going to take exactly right [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► help and Luigi because he's not a very [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► good plumber even though the water is [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► pouring out he has to go get mario and [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► bring him back but we don't hear is that [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► somebody had in fact hired spit skips [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► capelli in the first place to go down [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► there open those pipes and it was yet [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► another job that the Mario Brothers yeah [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► fail we'll get the guys running down the [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► tunnel were wearing scibelli jury yes [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► which seemed like yeah it's not a [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► perfect craft until you completely [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► understands the importance of branding [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► guru Brandon yes I i believe in a point [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► of order in this movie still favor [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► Oh God Luigi points out that he is only [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► a plumber's apprentice so if they're if [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► there's nothing else this movie has [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► respectfully the Union and crafts and [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► that's why I oh that's why his upper [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► like this bear hasn't earned his [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► moustache it also shows the folly of [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► koopa who assumes that the apprentice [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► plumber is a plumber also Luigi's arc is [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► that he grows a plumber throughout the [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► what do you think you'll agree that is [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► obvious and they don't have little graph [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► tales they were around to show their [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► apprentice plumbers [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► mhm the only way you can tell us when [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► they bend over there is only like a [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► quarter of a crime sure I'm sure there's [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► a cutscene where Mario pace of mustache [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► on Luigi's upper lip and says now you're [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► a plumber but there's no cutscene they [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► used every second of footage every time [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► a bell rings a plumber gets his mustache [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► uhhhh [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► daisy has taken and they're knocked out [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► by the by two bozos and she disappears [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► into a rock wall or window is now long [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► time and just got started because they [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► let us introduce our I want to talk [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► about Logan spice those are there from [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► an elegy video game [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► their names are their names again [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► spy-car the gentleman it is played by [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► Fisher Stevens sue is doing the finest [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► work of his career and spike is the [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► awesome parking attendant from Ferris [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► Bueller with a very unfortunate haircut [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► he's Richard accent he's a hey it's that [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► guy he's an onion all bunch of movies he [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► was in good morning Vietnam he was in do [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► the right thing I believe he was an [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► eight men out he's basically whenever [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► you need someone who looks very [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► unpleasant you cast him [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► this is a less dignified role for Fisher [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► Stevens than the one he doesn't hackers [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► a couple years later and in that when i [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► will remind you he has to ride a [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► skateboard and call Penn Jillette a [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► hapless techno weenie enough these these [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► are just super generic wacky incompetent [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► henchmen there's two guys exactly like [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► them at highlander to another fine music [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► yeah in the max headroom TV movie there [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► is also a pair of wacky and competent [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► henchmen it is a it so even if you think [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► there's real serial killers signature [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► well maybe there's a bit of continuity [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► hear that nobody's ever noticed maybe [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► maybe really we're watching a movie [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► about these two goofballs may well did [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► you stick around after the credits and [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► see yes it's super Cooper cousins [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► yeah so we know the movie is really [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► about them and in fact all of the films [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► containing two wacky nondescript [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► sidekicks are you saying these [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► characters are Rosencrantz and [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► Guildenstern is that how you read this [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► light that's example so that means [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► they're gonna die [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► where did ya are used are you serious [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► that there is a post-credit sequence [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► that I did not understand the area you [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► see a new Japanese and financial wow [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► this guy is what they again yeah there's [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► that you didn't you yeah there is [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► totally opposed credit on a stick around [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► for the thing after the kroger we can [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► describe it to you now you'll never [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► watch it [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► yes yes thank you you see two Japanese [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► gentleman they say we would like to make [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► a video game based on your adventures [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► and you think they're talking to mario [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► and luigi but they're actually talking [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► to a key and Spike get it [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► no and the answer is potential names for [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► their games and they come up with super [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► Cooper cousins and that's the big punch [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► line that gets people leaving the [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► theater with a smile on their face and a [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► song in their heart I think they're [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► already gone chief a song my rock on [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► fire rockets [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► that's right to add insult to injury [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► yeah that's the first thing we see my [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► credits at one point during the movie I [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► did turn to my wife and say boy they're [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► missing out on not having the was not [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► one haha song was instantly good play [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► yeah yeah so that that's the we've got [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► the credits right so we're done with the [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► movie now yeah we're done bye week that [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► just going to sort of unusual yeah so [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► Daisy gets kidnapped and they cross over [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► to dystopian gentlemen [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► thank you thank you Tony yes thanks [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► thanks for reminding us we have more of [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► this movie to go yes your honor well [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► across dimensions we are in now Dino [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► manhattan which looks a like a wood [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► where you know again it's a dark [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► weirdest opean mixed up a cityscape i [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► get it and sauerkraut not dinosaur e in [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► any way that is very enough that's for [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► sure there's little dinosaur puppets [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► that kind of fighting over some meat [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► yes they're like rats yeah dinosaur rats [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► and it does feel very max headroom which [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► again works works fine in a dystopian [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► future kind of story and not maybe so [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► much in what is supposed to be what [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► would happen in a world where did [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► dinosaurs evolved into exactly what [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► people are which doesn't make any sense [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► stephen jay gould again fuming in the [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► balcony [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► yes he only goes to theaters with [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► balconies he doesn't go to cineplex [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► there's a nice scene here where they [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► spot Daisy and some of my favorite [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► dialogue in the whole movie here which [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► is Daisy Luigi Daisy Luigi because then [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► I knew who they're with their names were [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► so that was nice [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► yes see them put the date plumbers [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► llamas how we meet king koopa yeah so so [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► Dennis Hopper as king koopa by why not [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► sure this is how we know for sure if you [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► weren't careful if you weren't sure [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► before you now know that this is [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► absolutely a terrible movie [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► help is dennis hopper isn't it yep for [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► some reason he hangs around aunt petunia [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► dursley not sure why [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► yeah certainly not a character in the [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► games certainly not a character in this [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► nope not sure why she's like this is [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► secretary wants the rock in the princess [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► that what he wants is the dimension with [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► this rock does this is the rock that [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► allows them to go through the different [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► image so you hear what happens the asked [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► the asteroid sorry the meteor idea when [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► he and brilliant and killed Lahey many [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► of the dinosaurs but left some alive in [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► a parent parallel dimension there is a a [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► shard that has come off of it and it [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► turns out that dinosaur scientists have [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► proven that if you put the shard of the [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► of the meteorite [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► back in the meteorite a sphere that the [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► two parallel dimensions come back [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► together into one dimension mm even by [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► magic Rock standards i found this [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► trouble right now sitting next to [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► Stephen Jay Gould in that movie theater [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► neil degrasse tyson is just stormed out [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► he cannot take anymore [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► this is the worst night at the cinema is [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► ever going to buy the way as we've been [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► introduced to this very max headroom ask [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► like land this is the point where I'd I [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► turn to IMDb to see if joel schumacher [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► was involved in the making of this film [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► yeah it's it's it's leather and dripping [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► with mucus and that is joel schumacher's [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► it's on his business card actually [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► that's also described schumacher all so [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► uh Dennis Hopper i want to say by the [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► way he's got that he his he's got the [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► weird like flat stripe haircut thing on [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► the top of his head [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► I think that's actually supposed to be [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► the shape of his head yeah well so my [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► point is he's basically like again he's [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► basically like Max Headroom he's got max [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► headroom head [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► yeah most of their dinosaur nests of [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► this world is represented in strange [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► haircut yeah yeah guess they're supposed [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► to be scale which is not realizing [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► traditionally when I think dinosaurs and [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► but there's a lot of their pads [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► yeah you know well that's that's better [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► right kind of love that but there's [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► there's a lot i don't understand about [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► dinosaurs so I'm money [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► yeah i mean i had dinosaurs all wrong [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► before I saw this movie or escape this [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► movie really underscores there was no [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► one in Hollywood in the nineteen [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► eighties in nineteen nineties who gave [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► less efficient than Dennis Hopper ok [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► just could not be bothered [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► where's Bob Hoskins is actually you know [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► he's putting his shoulder into it he may [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► be off camera doing doing shots with [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► john leguizamo but he's trying dennis [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► hopper just cannot be bothered now to do [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► anything i like to think this is what's [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► in his head during the story of Easy [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► Rider [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► two years later he made water world so [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► we have yeah you have that to look [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► forward [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► he also has this undesirable task of [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► having like the most exposition out of [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► everybody in the film to deliver it's [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► like oh I have this evil plan and this [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► is the reason why you do this evil plan [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► and the reason why this evil plan works [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► because of this rock and this meteorite [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► and I need to explain why don't like the [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► city that I live in the desert its [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► endless and this globe thing and yeah [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► that's why Dennis Hopper mailed it in ya [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► is he took one look at the script was [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► like nope not worth it [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► can you distinguish dennis hopper [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► mailing it in from dennis hopper being [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► fully engaged because I sure can't [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► his performance is very much like [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► malcolm mcdowell in a tank girl to me [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► yeah so this [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► yeah one of one of the things he says [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► here is great and it's the plumbers took [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► plumber alert which I like because it [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► got what it implies that on the alert [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► system there is one of the many alerts [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► is a plumber alert and a response from [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► his functionary when he shouts plumber [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► alert as yes sir yes no yes no plumber [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► got that members are a real problem in [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► alternate universe Dino land i would be [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► willing to believe that in this weird [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► alternate dinosaur world that can only [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► be accessed through it [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► rift that is deep underneath Brooklyn [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► probably the only people that are [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► intruders are plumbers but that is not [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► something that they explore the culture [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► of dicer Manhattan and that is those are [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► there questions left unanswered and I'm [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► unfulfilled by that aspect of super [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► mario i like the implication that aside [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► from these two idiots Iggy and Spike [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► everyone else who works for Koopa pretty [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► efficient yeah sort of i mean it seems [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► like there's issues with loyalty since [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► that he has to rely on frenchman later [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► that rd evolved and are fiercely loyal [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► but not fiercely kind of right so [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► there's there's some issues in the right [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► also we really only see like three [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► people that works for him [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► right like there's the same cop again [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► and again if you consider like he is the [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► desk sergeant and also the cop who talks [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► to the guy who's in charge of the whole [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► city so like he's he's he's working a [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► lot of shifts so well it's also weird [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► that a [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► with the goombahs and he has the whole [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► scene with like they're big and [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► threatening and and terrible no powerful [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► and all the stuff and then they don't do [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► anything in the film [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► nothing did you just sort of like [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► bumbling shoulder pad things their [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► comedic do you don't find him hilarious [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► mushrooms that cycle left to our right [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► to left and get stopped on that's that's [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► goombas although I am a little surprised [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► they didn't give the one and only cop [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► some sort of Mario cannon name just to [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► explain why he was in the film so much [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► better Mario cop but he's Donkey Kong [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► jr. [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► okay thanks good save there are no [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► that's that stand up with what I know [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► about talking continues officer kaga [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► officer Kong one of one of the reasons [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► why i can't entirely hate this movie is [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► because it enabled me to write at this [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► point this note and then a nice grandma [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► pokes bob hoskins with a cattle prod [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► before being thrown off a bridge by a [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► large black woman who takes their rock [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► and jumps over a road with her rocket [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► boots no other film allowed me to write [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► that no only super mario brothers well [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► you have not seen Lawrence of Arabia [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► then c is based on a video game [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► character in name only because he is [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► called Big Bertha which is a bad guy [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► that is a fish in Mario Brothers well [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► she's also a fish here but she looks [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► just like a human because that's how it [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► works [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► she's involved she's yeah she's been [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► involved i also i discovered at this [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► point that it's not as much of a [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► hellscape as we were led to believe [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► because this world has its own balladeer [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► roaming mojo nixon and yet another [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► difference that sort of sorta not really [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► about over in dome toad not known for [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► his singing chops he's a cute little [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► toadstool a yeah we were given a list of [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► keywords from super mario brothers [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► without kind host i hope he was going to [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► get devolved into a toadstool but that [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► didn't that would have been impacted and [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► I i literally quaked with rage during [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► that scene we're gonna skip all [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► and they pull it back and he's some sort [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► of reptile know he's supposed to be a [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► toadstool don't you know Karen and they [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► went to the all the trouble of Shaving [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► modo Nixon's hair into this weird spiral [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► on the top of his head for like three [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► seems worth was that just not his thing [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► was just hairstyle that week he had odd [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► hairstyle but it wasn't that there's [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► more than Elvis mahmudur from hell yea [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► he does get to see does get to shout the [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► king is everywhere as he gets dragged [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► yes there is i thought that with [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► something like de committed to the [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► haircut rather than committing to the [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► acting so that that's fine [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► you put mojo nixon in the movie you get [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► you get mojo nixon and then make him [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► carry a lot of the exposition that you [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► sell see that was that was that was [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► really what i was talking about there [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► because that was the on forever to the [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► arm dangling down he's like oh well [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► don't you know the King we think that [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► he's been devolved into a mushroom thats [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► everywhere it's like why would he even [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► though they all know that they're in [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► another dimension that strange too [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► yeah this is the point where Mario I [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► think asks the cop are we dead and i [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► think that is I myself the exact same [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► you think that when you need a lot of [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► plot explained and dread zeppelin is [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► unavailable you get mojo Nixon or garden [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► city officials on towards ideas so [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► they'd evolve totally turns into a [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► goomba what about right before that [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► where there's the crazy thing where [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► Cooper pretends to be their lawyer for [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► about eight seconds and you can fill out [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► here comes the police station or like [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► exactly he's a jerk and he's like yes he [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► is a jerk yeah that's that addition to [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► the plot feels completely unnecessary [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► and it was offering as opposed to well i [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► doing it it was like they decided to [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► change it between takes but now we [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► already shot if I'm just saying they [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► could have caught that the movie could [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► have been a little bit shorter and never [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► would have been a little bit happy so so [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► they but but the security is really bad [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► and they actually like kick cupola into [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► the de-evolution chair [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► although he doesn't get de-evolved but [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► he does get to shout stop that plumber [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► again that plumbers I just love the [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► specificity of that plan because [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► everybody knows what a plumber looks [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► like you know that plumber the plumber [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► over there [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► stop him [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► we do learn later on that the pipes in [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► this world are pretty bad they are they [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► are so how do they know about know with [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► plumber's what do they know of plumbers [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► in this world was the great plumber war [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► and that's why they have a plumber alert [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► because they got rid of all the [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► competent plumbers that could've [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► actually fix the tower and the great [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► plumber / i would like to read your fan [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► fiction Jones movie you're just [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► describing is so much more interesting [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► than the movie we want a great plumber [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► war that's the Super Mario Brothers [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► pretty cool [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► you see the novelization has all sorts [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► of backstory that is in the movie i'm [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► sure dan o'bannon wins again this is the [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► point where i have in my notes the [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► screenplay feels as if it was translated [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► into some other language and then back [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► into it i mean because they temporarily [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► to be the bad guy by shoving him and [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► then running a play [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► well no this is the word they say don't [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► appear to be words that would be said by [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► humans in normal that's just leguizamo [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► second style well there's another wacky [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► car chase I know at this point that the [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► mute the music in this film is bad and [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► not related in any way to the game this [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► would be a perfect time to have video [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► game themes being reused but I it's not [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► related to the game or indeed as my [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► notes continue is anything else i will [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► point out before the car chase there is [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► the thing where the fungus is trying to [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► help them but they're not picking up on [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► it and that the fungus will have to do [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► that about four more times because and [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► well the car plunges but it but they're [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► saved but even before that before they [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► get in the car that the fungus is trying [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► to give them the banana bomb yeah [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► check-offs bomb that went back later [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► right there will be a mom later during [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► the police car chase Mario shouts yeah [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► hey this is driving though that was that [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► was delicious by planting back yeah this [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► is Padres yeah you are dancing really [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► brought it all hope you haven't just to [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► go back to that music for a second [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► because it's so bad in the Action 7 so [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► generic and terrible and it's alan [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► silvestri doing this so it's even more [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► disappointing well maybe it's Alan [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► Silvestri's like interns right [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► de farm this out and I don't have any [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► proof i'm just saying you know did he [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► put his best effort into this because [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► it's bad [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► oh it's very bad i stopped at plumber [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► let's see uh this is the fungus saves [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► the car forming a sort of fungus bungee [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► cord is there are no no this isn't where [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► Luigi's driving skills come into play [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► know that this is all Mario that drives [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► into the fungus but Luigi does tell him [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► to go the wrong way on purpose because [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► he knows that he will then go the right [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► way he's dressed as a priest I was [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► answering emails so this is that would [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► have hit a lot harder if we get been [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► given some sense of the difference [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► between the bridge and the tunnel and [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► why the tunnel was better and the bridge [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► was worse [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► yeah so we can we also get to see the [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► two are too crazy killers who are going [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► to be visiting with the koopa at this [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► point i might my note was that they they [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► sound there they the dialogue is shouted [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► as if they are dubbing themselves that's [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► how it felt like to me is they were just [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► performing their own dough overdubs on [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► the stoop on the set because it's all [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► really loud and shouted for no apparent [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► reason [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► but it doesn't matter because they are [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► evolved they are evolved into [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► intelligent as evidenced by them doing [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► masked very quickly and and writing [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► using big words always the bandwagon [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► the math is wrong yeah it's the [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► Scarecrow effect [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► yeah but and then also later on when [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► they go to actually drive a car and they [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► can't do that yet it the whole involving [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► thing they seem to forgot to incorporate [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► that into the performance because they [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► get chatty and um really quick [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► there's only so far you can evolve [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► Fisher Stevens is it was just like bad [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► sticky stuff from Warner Brothers [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► cartoons alter this [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► oh yeah that the most painful seems [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► maybe when they are on the screen we [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► also get the a lot of anti mammal [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► propaganda at this point which I find [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► strange effect on you i will I fight [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► well yes as a mammal I'd i am offended [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► by but what is again it points out [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► that's just your mammal perfectly i need [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► to check my mammalian privilege at the [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► door I get it but [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► follow me here over emphasizing that [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► some of these human beings who are just [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► standing there like people are dinosaurs [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► and some of these human beings that are [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► standing here as people are are are [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► mammals in the script seems like a [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► mistake when your characters all look [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► exactly the same and yet that is that [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► happens a lot of money on makeup it does [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► we'll just take that stuff out mammals [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► even involved in this alternate universe [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► I don't think they exist i think harper [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► has met his first pair of mammals here i [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► was very confused by that because there [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► is the part where he says he was going [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► to devolve all the mammals and it was [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► like who does that mean right means the [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► ones in the in our universe [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► he's going to come to our universe and [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► evolve them i was unclear by the end of [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► the movie is Daisy evolved from a [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► dinosaur or from fungus and I feel like [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► I should know the answer to that [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► question [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► she's the daughter of a fungus and [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► dinosaur this is also equal to Planet of [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► the Apes because what happens is they [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► devolve everybody on earth into Apes and [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► that's your planet of the apes right [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► there hmm what weren't mammals one of [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► the pizza options [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah yeahs told you have to [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► hold the mammals oh yeah forgot about [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► the wacky ordering pizza with funny [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► things that's like that was we had a [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► leftover joke after making ninja turtles [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► so that sets up a couple of jokes later [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► that don't happen [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► I was offended by the mammal bashing but [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► I remember this movie was made by [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► mammals and now I hate all of selfish ok [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► baby babbles yeah that's the shame of it [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► all anyway they're frustrated the [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► there's a weird scene with the with days [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► ago but I thought I we're seeing you say [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► yeah yeah but then then our friends our [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► friends the dum-dum duo i get to want to [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► give a shout club sorry [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► plumbers why did they have king koopa [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► bathing in mud [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► oh because it this is so clean and sober [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► d at the same time because this is a [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► wacky bizarro world were always this [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► morning for it [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► who is this for who is that scene or [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► well he was soaking his hand like some [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► instant mud at the beginning I assumed [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► that was like he was afraid of fungus [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► because that was a thing that they [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► briefly established and then abandoned [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► was that like he's terrified of fungus [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► like that is something for about like a [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► banana [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► I see himself first and that everyone is [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► sanitizing and they're like spraying [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► everything with Dee fungus stuff that's [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► Dino Purell Tony they then never come [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► back to that and that is not that does [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► not carry forward and then there's turns [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► out there's fungus everywhere but would [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► you have come back to that I I feel like [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► they should have made some choices [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► yeah so the they steal a truck with the [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► help of a plunger because if there's [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► anything that's a professional plumbing [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► tool it is a plunger that America were [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► here I feel like she would tie this into [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► Daleks in some way ya sure hmmm maybe so [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► I just I again I think professional [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► plumbers probably do not carry around [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► plungers that seems more of an amateur [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► tool [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► well what I really like is he assembles [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► the plunger yeah from from little parts [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► inside of his tool belt yeah that's like [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► a soldier assembling the disassembling [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► and reassembling his weapon on you know [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► with it on a blindfolded right who the [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► duality of plumbing [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► yeah yeah let's start to feel figure [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► field strip the plunger no mario has [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► mario mario who Mario Mario yeah i'm [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► sorry is this plunger Lucille and sleeps [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► with a night down dad goes around the [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► tree line yeah so so they they put on [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► bright suits and go to a bizarre dance [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► club I was really disappointed that the [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► bright suits were not reading Green you [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► have any flavor this one I know we get [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► them later but like no that was nonsense [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► i looked up from my emails which I was [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► very much into this point and i said why [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► why the hell is Luigi wearing the red [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► jungler know and Mario was dressed in [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► yellow this is this is stupid [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► also and this this this may be contented [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► statement i found the scene where Mario [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► dances with / seduces Big Bertha to get [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► the stone back to be the most unsettling [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► scene in the working it wasn't it was [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► like watching condiments dance Big [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► Bertha motivations are very random by [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► yes completely seduced here and he [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► punches she punches him in the face and [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► then he goes back and ask for more [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► punches at which please [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► she is complicated we all know she's [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► supposed to be the bouncer in this place [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► yeah but you're not balancing they [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► should really they should be bouncing [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► about that you got to admit they should [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► have made the movie about her that would [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► have been a movie yeah you know it giant [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► evolved fish are there they're [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► complicated you know [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► we're getting an awful lot of thought to [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► a scene which can basically be boiled [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► down to the directors going let's have [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► two fat people dance [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► that'll be fun there are cars crashing [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► down below for no apparent reason [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► mom and there's a Wanted sign in this [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► scene that says and i quote wanted [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► plumbers because again what more do you [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► need to say well I mean update did have [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► two photos bears [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► yeah but this just to show these are the [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► plumbers their wanted remember the gag [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► before where looked like they were going [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► to get shot and they just have their [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► photos taken that reminds you that [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► hilarious that was there was really good [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► i remember that so finally from the [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► video game to yes lots of lots of [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► photography the police lineup seen in [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► yeah first mario brothers we learned [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► that no woman can resist the charm of a [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► mario which is something i was unaware [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► of from the the video game can do this [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► is where we get we get the was not was [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► is walk the dinosaur [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► that's the sailors foretold i think the [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► most disturbing thing in this disturbing [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► scene is when is when big was it big [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► bertha yep but yourselves him dance with [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► me i'll hit you all you like [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► yep who may know what who is this movie [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► for yeah I want to know [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► yeah well it's for the kids but you [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► gotta put something for the grown-ups [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► little something for daddy how can i [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► think i think this movie is only for [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► these two directors and applause I but [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► she has she has jumping boots [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► yeah but before that they do there they [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► have their strategy for how they're [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► going to get the stone out of the [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► nightclub which involves throwing it [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► back and forth until one of them is no [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► longer carrying it at which point they [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► just leave and it would have been easier [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► if they'd just not throwing the stone [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► and love to create this stuff but [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► initially with the floor covered with [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► great yeah yeah yeah great idea [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► Mario great idea the movie really thinks [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► that we're super-excited about them [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► awkwardly jumping like 40 feet or [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► whatever it was that i feel like it's [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► shot and composed and so that we're [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► gonna jump out of our seats like the [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► Millennium Falcon going into hyperspace [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► this is here you thrust your finger up [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► into the air this is where the comic-con [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► audience burst into applause this is [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► this is the greatest most every moment [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► in the movie [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► he has been building up to this when [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► they go up into the air at last they [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► jump hydrate I gradually jump but they [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► never jump onto the head of any any [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► being no they don't [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► which I find where politics was there [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► any jumping previously movies [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► was this the landmark this is after the [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► movie white men can't jump right so [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► really there's a lot that they have to [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► like unwind to like prove that this is [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► possible that he and jump [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► yeah so what one of one of Steve's [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► favorite lines stop fiddling with the [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► fungus all I had that marked for a for a [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► closing line [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► oh well you can still use it and let's [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► get out of here [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► there's also over here pudgy buns in [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► this scene which is a very solid and we [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► learned that there's a throne and made [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► over the throne is a giant blob of [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► fungus coo [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► perhaps it is the King fungus dad i [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► refer to it sir since we've only heard [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► that the king is the fungus like five [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► times the movie so far and then Koopa [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► goes to talk to it for no real reason at [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► all [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► and isn't it nice that he maintains it [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► in the throne room even though he's [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► deposed the king he allows the fungus to [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► remain hovering over the throne because [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► it's in front of energy singles over it [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► and rips good as we know there's also [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► there's a lot of unanswered questions [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► about the governance of Dino Manhattan [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► but it's raining and i'm running he has [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► on his propaganda posters like he's [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► running an election despite the fact [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► that he appears to be like the corporate [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► despots so yeah so he's running [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► unopposed but you still have to go [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► through the motions but you still have [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► to put up posters [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► yes sure you know you don't want to un [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► monitors coming through dimension and [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► like causing a fuss jimmy carter [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► suddenly appears and no man [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► oh we forgive me for not going to fill [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► with my questions about being corrupt [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► dinosaur despotic that was a mistake on [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► my part [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► mistake number one Tony first you [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► collect lots of campaign donations then [TS]