The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► the incomparable number 265 September [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► welcome back everybody to the [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► uncomfortable podcast I'm your host [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► Jason Snelling we are concluding [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► although it has turned from summer to [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► fall we're going to conclude you know [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► march madness ends in April I'm just [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► saying our summer superhero spectacular [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► and we're gonna wrap it up this this is [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► not even summer this wonderful thing [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► that uh that it is has gone far longer [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► than i expected will end it with these [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► final rounds in this episode and we've [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► gotten some submissions from some [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► listeners to help us along the way let [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► me explain where we are we have eight [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► heroes remaining we will crown a [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► champion tonight let me introduce the [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► heroes that are remaining and their [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► Champions spider-man is going to be [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► champion by Mr Dan Morgan hi dan please [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► God let it end [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► yeah okay hold on the filter was on a [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► great to be here Jace yeah okay is too [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► jaan is defending captain america Jason [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► when Captain America throws his mighty [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► shield all those who oppose that shield [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► will yield defending Doctor Strange is [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► chip sudderth hi chip [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► it was my understanding that this would [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► be beta ray bill [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► wait i voted against data rate i'm so [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► confused just yeah I know just to go [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► the flash is going to be jointly [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► defended or I don't even know they're [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► going to decide by by Dan Morgan who [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► have already introduced and mr. Tony [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► sindelar hi Tony [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► hi Jason you're also of course as as the [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► Pope of the Church of Batman going to be [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► done ASAP Bishop business there's a lot [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► of back bureaucracy uh who's the poet [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► the church back [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► no serious is that man is it Bruce way [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► well that would be that would that's how [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► you blow your cover [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► yeah who is the bad pontiff yeah that [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► would be that's very confusing [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► Lisa Schmeisser is going to be speaking [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► for wonder woman hi Lisa [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► I I welcome back you view but your [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► veteran of this tournament and I [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► suggested this tournament now I'm so [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► sorry i wasn't even mentioned that is [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► your uh it's you're going to reddit look [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► at multi ashley is out there and he's [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► going to be defending one of his [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► favorites of all time the Cinderella [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► story making it to this point it is the [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► thing [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► rim haimanti high and you know Ben [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► Graham looked great in the Cinderella [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► dress so it all works well the orange [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► goes with the pink so yeah sure the [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► finest rack for and yes force from [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► george from the rocks of brooklyn and [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► manhattan from brooklyn the from [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► Brooklyn not from Brooklyn and then [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► Wolverine who is going to be defended by [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► a newcomer to these proceedings [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► that's me I'm gonna I'm gonna take on [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► Wolverine nobody else wanted Wolverine [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► I'm gonna take okay i think that I [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► definitely want here I didn't want to [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► give I didn't want to get anybody to [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► full ones i saddled and Tony with [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► one-and-a-half mix job and snake but [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► yeah well cool breezy because he just I [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► got claws and heal and you're all dead [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► that's pretty simple that's my given [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► away my strategy now also joining us are [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► a couple of judges who have not been [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► judged before in fact they have very [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► carefully avoided being on the summer [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► superhero spectacular and a clever and [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► somehow carefully because they're now [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► exactly right not enough because we [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► caught them and we made them be here [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► David lure hello [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► I i was gonna say you figured out my [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► strategy yeah I know and then here you [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► are [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► I had the good sense to stay away until [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► today I know I don't know I am shocked [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► that you're here and Erica and sign [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► similarly had the good sense to not be [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► on this train wreck [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► until now this was a moment of weakness [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► yeah well youryour hopped up on code [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► it'll can I am literally hopped up on [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► codeine and very ill so this will be [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► great [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► encoding hops you up I'm just saying i'm [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► not an expert i'm not a doctor i don't [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► have this tradition so you know sobriety [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► is not a hallmark of our our judges and [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► so let us begin with a with a matchup is [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► so let me explain how this round the [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► round of eight is going to work i asked [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► listeners to submit using a Google Form [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► some non doomsday scenarios that would [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► have to be pondered and responded to by [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► our heroes and I've actually asked our [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► advocates to explain in essentially tell [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► us a little bit of a story about how [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► their hero would react to these [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► scenarios scenarios that were randomly [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► selected from a list generated by [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► listeners so let's move on to the first [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► matchup Doctor Strange and the flash [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► and i'm going to i'm going to tell you [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► what the scenario was and then your [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► advocates will tell you how their he [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► responded if that makes any sense [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► chip you were speaking for Doctor [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► Strange and here is your scenario and [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► you've been given this ahead of time is [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► from mr. Gary and it says the singer has [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► taken the city hostage promising to blow [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► up an orphanage unless our hero appears [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► on America's Got voice and sings a [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► heartfelt tradition of radiohead's creep [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► that will win over the judges what does [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► dr. strange do chip dr. strange [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► teleports into the real world and kills [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► Gary that seems not heroic [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► that's not then and then he takes [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► another shot at Jason Snell for telling [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► the world that I was given this in [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► advance which means that I've lost all [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► deniability [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► then what is he doing ok so dr. strange [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► has all of these mystical artifacts that [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► SB fits the sorcerer supreme so he would [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► go to the orb of agamotto in the chamber [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► of shadows in his sanctum Santorum no no [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► not syncing Santorum that's a that's a [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► that's a--that's a congressman from [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► Pennsylvania hours in his state won [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► anyway thanks to him right [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► he's gonna be looking at crystal ball [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► he's going to find and astrally project [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► to locate Albert Hammond who [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► successfully sued Radiohead for [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► plagiarism and is now credited as a [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► co-writer of Crete he's going to use his [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► amulet the eye of agamotto to probe [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► Hammonds mind and understand the nuances [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► the subtleties of the song the subtle [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► qualities that radio had found in [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► creating the song and then having done [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► that he's going to use his cloak of [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► levitation as well as the I to travel [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► the world finding thom yorke Radiohead [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► links lead singer as the as the and also [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► the guys who covered this song for the [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► social network trailer because you've [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► got to have a trendy angle for America's [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► Got voice he's going to study the book [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► of the vishanti and its vast store of [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► white magic spells [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► he's looking for the most powerful [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► karaoke incantation with all of that [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► done [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► he's going to travel to the americas got [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► voice studios he's going to prepare to [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► sing and then he's going to realize [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► all he has to do is conjure up a [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► spectacular light show hypnotize the [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► audience into believing he's saying like [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► John Barrowman instantly teleport to the [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► orphanage instantly teleport all the [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► children out use the I to find the [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► singer knocked him unconscious with [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► balls of energy because when your doctor [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► strange your writers can make up the [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► rules as they go along because hey he's [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► magic very nice very nice well done [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► we're going to move on to the [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► competition the flash D'Antoni I don't [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► know how you want to handle this you're [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► going to be answering scenario from [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► listener Michael answer in unison is it [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► is what one of you should be Wally and [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► one of you should know that we've got [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► this repair we're gonna do every other [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► word alright good good at work so listen [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► we had a late lay down a baseline here [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► is ready mr. Michael scenario mr. [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► Michael scenario is against randomly [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► selected a serial killer is picking off [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► seemingly random citizens in elaborate [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► deathtraps themed around Looney Tunes [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► shorts another serial killer [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► you know I feel like that might be a [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► future upcoming episode of the flash [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► right now Michael Patterson remind our [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► little scary credit for that yeah listen [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► to Michael you're you're either a [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► aspiring writer or an aspiring serial [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► killer or both right anymore or Looney [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► tune your fine line so this is this [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► scenario seems almost kind of like [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► cherry picture for the flash by tonight [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► I tell you it's random but when it came [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► up i thought oh that's perfect [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► well it works out just perfectly because [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► it sounds like you know we don't know [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► what serial killer this might be but it [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► sure sounds like it could be the [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► trickster mom there are other you know [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► DC themed on good people who do things [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► like like that there's the toy maker who [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► does stuff with toys [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► there's the Mad Bomber and Batman who [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► uses remote control cars that have [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► explosives there's a lot of toyota hi [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► jinx the ability not forget coyote man [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► also a real Joker but yeah there's [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► there's a couple but you know it seems [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► like the first thing you would really [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► want to do if someone is doing things at [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► random as you want to find that it's not [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► at random [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► it's a pattern and so what you probably [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► need to do is sit down and watch all the [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► looney tunes and it would sure be great [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► if you have the ability to do that [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► that i would say some kind of speed that [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► is super like super speed ability which [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► the flash can do so he could I don't [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► know if they have a blockbuster in [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► Central City so maybe he goes to the [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► library and he watches the entire [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► limitations archive in a blink of an eye [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► and is able to figure out what's going [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► to happen next [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► maybe then has to go to you know every [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► anvil dealership in Central City and and [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► figure out who's been selling anvils and [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► rockets and whatnot but one way or the [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► other he's gonna be able to do the [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► detective work necessary and do it at [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► super speed to figure out who was at [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► work and no doubt go in and fight them [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► in some kind of warehouse and they'll [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► probably be kind of a road runner wile e [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► coyote reference in fire da fight and [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► the flash mystery Road Runner because [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► he's going to win [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► also he's fast I hope the serial killer [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► doesn't paint the shape of a hole in a [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► wall and have the Flash run into it [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► because that I feel like maybe the final [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► do that I I'm going around in my wallet [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► right if you like where exactly is my [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► case he's prepared for literally every [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► eventualities that a could be thrown at [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► him as a looney tunes character he can [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► phase through things he can time-travel [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► back and like make sure that you know he [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► didn't if he did slip up at one point [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► that he can correct that he obviously of [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► course as Barry Allen has the scientific [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► skills necessary you know as a as a [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► forensic investigator to sort of figure [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► out with this person is as Tony allege [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► that so he could you actually track down [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► this villain so I think you know [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► information the the flash run really [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► fast [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► he's got the supporting cisco how fast [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► you have to run to keep running off of a [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► cliff and he'll be like I don't know [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► Barry run really fast with me and we'll [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► keep ya i believe the only correct [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► answer is faster than you've ever run [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► before [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► alright um those are excellent scenarios [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► and now i'm going to turn into our are [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► our judges I David let's start with you [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► what are your thoughts about Doctor [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► Strange and the flash [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► well i mean i have to say was kinda [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► hoping they would both have to face the [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► same scenario now that would be a little [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► easier to be up to way this is not this [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► is not to make IC for you this is [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► nothing I swear I know it's finally [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► David this is serious i would hope that [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► STAR Labs has all of the Looney Tunes [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► already stored themselves because you [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► know you gotta you gotta have something [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► to do [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► so you know hopefully he would save time [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► even more time that way but you know it [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► kind of comes down to he's really fast [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► whereas Doctor Strange he's got to [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► somehow manage the singing competition [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► and hypnotize everyone in the audience [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► and the judges and you know save [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► everyone in the orphanage [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► I'm kind of leaning towards dr. strange [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► did we mention that Barry Allen his [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► heart stopped we put that out as well [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► you gotta live doctor strange has a [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► stupid mustache Barry Allen's got heart [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► all right Erica what do you think well [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► at the beginning of that dr. strange [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► tirade I was actually ready to throw [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► Doctor Strange right to the Wolves 4444 [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► chips of possibility of killing poor [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► Gary who came up with this scenario [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► because i think it is the greatest video [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► ever [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► and I'll of radiohead's creep but after [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► hearing after hearing all of the other [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► things I i love the idea that dr. [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► strange would really try to to get to [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► the heart of the song and break it down [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► and and discover its meaning i think [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► that the a great first step and then we [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► had to mention of john barrowman no [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► problem area [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► hey I like to update my argument for [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► later huh haha no me [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► we are good with the charity apart i do [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► like the idea of the flash doing doing [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► the detective work I feel like that's a [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► very sort of similar thing to what we've [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► got on the doctor strange side it's a [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► you know breaking down the song breaking [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► down the clues but I I don't know I yeah [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► Barry may have heart but I guess I I [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► always a go for the mind [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► so in this case who I'm with david i-i [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► think i like the doctor strange and i [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► would say that if he's watching every [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► Mooney tuned to figure it out he could [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► save time by cutting out all the [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► repetitive ones so he's wasting a lot of [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► his time he's doing in super speed that [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► we always ask if the video equipment is [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► capable of playing back and super speeds [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► everything you need something very [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► special and fancy which was not [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► mentioned by our advocate and style he [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► just he takes the DVD and he just spins [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► it looks at it with his eyes [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► that's that I'm just sitting here [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► slack-jawed y'all Doctor Strange is [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► moving on and chip is going to stay up [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► later after strange happy birthday to [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► you happy birthday champ [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► ah dr. streib silence order in this [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► court order in this Court [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► we're going to move on to a matchup [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► between Batman argued by Tony sindelar [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► against Wonder Woman argued by Lisa [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► Schmeisser we'll start with we'll start [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► with Lisa since wonder woman is the [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► number two seed Batman the number ones [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► have strong matchup the one versus to [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► hear Lisa your scenario is from listener [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► Drew who says a subway train has fallen [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► into a sinkhole and is slowly sinking [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► into a subterranean Lake time and oxygen [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► are running out elsewhere wonder what we [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► do i think one would tell julie has to [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► do his own physics homework because this [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► reads like a word problem to me another [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► scenario victims of wash our phones are [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► working aren't they all [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► you don't get you don't get to be number [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► two but now so bearing in mind sinkholes [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► are created by some collapse of the [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► surface layer some sort of dissolution [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► or basic what happens is the ground is [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► kinda softly underneath you so the lake [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► makes perfect sense [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► the water is both necessary and [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► threatening because the water slows the [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► acceleration of the train and keeps it [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► from crashing hard into a hard surface [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► however the water also hurts the oxygen [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► now again I'm laying up the word problem [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► here drew so pay attention when you have [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► to start reading those equations and [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► showing your work for class now bearing [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► in mind that wonderful men received it [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► but little flowers as blessings for the [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► Olympic deities and she now has like the [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► mind of Pallas Athena and has wisdom and [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► intelligence and military prowess and [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► she has the [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► sisterhood of fire thanks to Hestia and [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► things like that and she can and and and [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► Hermes got in on the action and Diana [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► can now fly at approximately half the [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► speed of light [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► what she's going to do first is work on [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► finding a way to drain the lake so I [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► think she's going to take an empty [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► subway booth or something else that she [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► can then fly to the bottom of Lake and [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► uses a projectile to create a whole the [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► lake will begin to drain because it will [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► have an area at which the water can [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► rapidly vortex out while it does that [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► Diana will swim her way back up to the [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► surface [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► she'll lasso the train with her lasso of [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► truth shall pull it back down from the [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► breach potential have a firm talking to [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► with any and all transportation [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► commissioners about why they are running [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► heavily to use public transportation / g [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► logically unstable areas very nice it is [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► because these were all selected randomly [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► you got two days the natural disaster [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► which is which is a little different [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► than a than a supervillain which i think [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► is very interesting [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► thank you Tony we're going to go to you [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► with that man your scenario comes from [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► listener keith i will read listener case [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► scenario now it's a little bit a [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► detailed but that's okay i love studio [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► band is very big on attention to detail [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► here it is midnight the late-night [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► talk-show cuts to a special news [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► bulletin [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► while flying back from a diplomatic [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► mission in the Middle East Air Force One [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► has mysteriously disappeared mid flight [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► originally I thought this was the entire [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► scenario only about 30 minutes later did [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► I find and send Tony the second portion [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► of it which reads several hours pass [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► from NASA emerges that reveals the plane [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► has been spotted on the moon [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► how does our hero help rescue the [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► president from his lunar prison so [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► Batman's home turf is is Gotham but he's [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► regularly made space kind of part of his [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► jurisdiction right i mean there's even [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► the Justice League Watchtower which is [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► the they're orbiting space station has [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► been referred to as you know just a [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► minor blip in the waynetech discussion [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► discretionary research budget which is [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► worrisome from an economic standpoint [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► but you know he he probably be rather [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► moping around [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► open the back alleys of Gotham but when [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► air force one goes missing you strap on [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► your space battle armor you jump in your [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► bat spaceship and you go to the moon [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► that's what you do well that's what [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► Batman does at least when you get to the [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► moon you scan that moon you find the [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► President and whatever supervillain is [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► crazy enough to kidnap the president and [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► take him to the moon [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► i did some research surprisingly not [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► very many or as far as I don't know moon [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► theme villainous in the DC Universe [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► there's muna but he's not that different [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► universe also not gonna be a hero [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► so so technically i get to the moon and [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► getting very good at stake here so he [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► gets in the middle invitation [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► got it yeah i mean the the thing here is [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► Batman is really that the Batman motto [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► be prepared [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► he has the accessories that will will [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► take you to really wherever you've got [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► he's got he's got a car he's got a [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► helicopter he's gotta jet [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► he's got a boat that sometimes also a [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► submarine and he has a spaceship / [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► rocket that occasionally appears in the [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► comics so he's ready to go wherever you [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► need to go if they can make money [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► selling a toy version of it Batman has [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► it and he's got an invasion and it's [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► ready to rock [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► I think that's how he gets the [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► discretionary budget for we probably he [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► probably has two spaceships he has one [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► spaceship he takes up to the space [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► station and then like another nicer one [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► that takes from there it's like I don't [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► like taking that one into orbit it gets [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► dirty so he takes that one he goes to [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► the mood he finds out who has been [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► stupid enough to kidnap the president [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► any beats the crap out of them as Batman [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► does and then he takes them back home [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► and he still got plenty of time and he [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► read tonight's little note card to moon [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► night say even you don't get called for [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► moon related emergency [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► I'm haha sure yeah [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► yes they have done to get the job done i [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► think that's important [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► alright yeah we heard some scenarios for [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► Batman and Wonder Woman good stuff Erica [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► what are your thoughts [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► okay you guys I love Wonder Woman she's [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► probably the only superhero that I have [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► any sort of feelings for whatsoever but [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► i'm a little iffy on her plan to just [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► you know the bust a hole in the bottom [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► of a lake in quote-unquote train it i [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► don't know that that necessarily is [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► going to work in every case so I [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► and i really like the idea of Batman [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► even though I'm not not the hugest [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► Batman fan that he has the gadget that's [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► needed for all of up for all these [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► spacefaring things I just feel like [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► that's a it's a solid plan and i can [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► very much see Batman getting the job [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► done so i will for Batman this time [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► alright David sorry Wonder Woman yeah i [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► would hope Batman would be smart enough [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► to call his friend Clark who could [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► actually go and handle everything on the [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► moon really easily without any gadgets [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► green lantern but Batman is he's not [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► he's not really that is why no no this [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► is this is his job those other guys are [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► busy but also its Air Force One it's the [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► president we have a vice-president [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► wonder one's actually saving citizens [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► he's saving a politician who cares [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► yeah like there's one enters of a [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► scenario i was given and not one over [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► here at scenario well yeah but where did [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► she [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► but wonder woman is whether we did her [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► research about the ability to drain the [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► lake is what wonderful that was [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► consistent for some weed but yeah she's [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► saving citizens she's then going to the [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► infrastructure and saying you should not [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► have let that train run and here's why [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► and hear the things you need to do to [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► help fix that and you know she is [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► concerned with public safety [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► Batman is concerned with kissing up to [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► the president so I'm voting for Wonder [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► Woman alright well that forces me as [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► your browser tiebreaker to vote for for [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► one of these two and because as i have [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► not seated anyone else on the jury at [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► this point and i hope you haven't come [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► to this it is very difficult for me I [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► think that the Wonder Woman scenario is [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► very nice although I share Erica [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► skepticism that they're somehow is a [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► place at the bottom of the lake a [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► subterranean Lake for the water drain i [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► believe the subterranean Lake baby where [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► the water drains to and not from i also [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► enjoy that Batman has a his space [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► spaceship and his earth spaceship and [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► like a dish that may not be shuttle [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► shuttle among them well as far as I'm [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► concerned if you said Tony must be true [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► I I am reluctantly by a hair going to [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► have to to rule for Batman who that man [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► always gets everything you know yes he [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► does it is this is why he's the number [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► one seems unfair yeah it is he's got the [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► home field advantage [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► there yeah he even has a bat sub subhype [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► sub pump is that something like that [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► yeah that would be great [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► Batman knows a thing or two about [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► draining underground areas [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► well this is great because night when [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► the jury that's right Lisa now sends to [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► the to do the role of one of our judges [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► she's not answering [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► HS edge and the silver lining anything [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► can happen here my whimsy it is it i do [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► we meet we do you shall all right let's [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► move on to our next matchup [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► it is the thing was gonna be argued by [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► Monty and and Wolverine who I will argue [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► unfortunately I no longer have to be the [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► type right because we have three people [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► on the jury now I think that is a good [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► thing that happened well why we did them [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► in this order for a recent ok Monty here [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► is your scenario it is from mr. Gary [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► who's who provided us who has been [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► killed by dr. strange earlier no I don't [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► mean just a tragic wait who has yet who [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► has to stop that but with a random [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► number of flash aim up with listener [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► Gary again been eliminated so listen [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► Gary scenario for Monty is this our hero [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► thing has to balance the conflict [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► between his super team i assume that [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► would be fantastic for christmas party [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► and a holiday party with extended family [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► that is together for the first time in [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► years [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► all while still man runs amok through a [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► clothes shopping mall good scenario Gary [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► Monty tell us what is going to happen [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► with stealing man [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► well the first thing to keep in mind is [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► that Ben Grimm is Jewish and his parents [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► are dead because it's a holiday party [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► with extended family i think that this [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► applies because it would be a a Hanukkah [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► related gathering case with his aunts [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► and uncles [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► well i was going to if I may yes and if [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► you rule against me it's because you're [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► biased because you're arguing SI I can't [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► right I know I I ruin your favor [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► haha I'm what everything extended family [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► as a more private holiday celebration [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► with his girlfriend Alicia master [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► alright sirna so what's going on is the [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► Fantastic Four are having a big show-off [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► e Christmas will [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► t do in the Baxter building and across [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► town [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► Alicia masters is making dinner and just [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► once been to take a night off from his [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► show off e teammates and eat with her [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► there's a very we got our dignity Reed [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► Richards there thank you out that [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► there's more coming back is how to play [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► the judges see yesterday this is the [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► sort of thing that the blue-eyed [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► ever-loving thing is always having to [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► deal with because historically the [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► Fantastic Four comic book is a split [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► about 5050 between fighting [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► supervillains and dealing with [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► entertaining conflict so if we assume [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► that it's kind of a three's company deal [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► where everyone's favorite orange Rock [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► Monster is having to find excuses to [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► sneak out of each party so we can rush [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► over to the other one we are I think [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► that's pretty easy to make a little [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► harder for myself I won't take advantage [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► of Alicia's blindness or read Richard [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► self-centeredness haha because that's [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► where stoked man comes in handy [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► he's a villain mostly defined by having [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► telescoping legs [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► wikipedia describes them as a competent [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► engineer and inventor and a moderately [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► talented disguise artist and I think [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► it's safe to say that anyone who is [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► described with words like competent and [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► moderate it's not a top-ranked threat so [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► it should be no problem for the thing to [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► occasionally glance out the window of [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► the Baxter building christmas party and [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► say hope there's that goofball [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► I'll be right back guys still men's mess [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► around with the mall then rush across [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► town go spend some time with alicia [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► after the appetizers [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► he says well Alicia I guess he still [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► turn out the window [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► I got to be right back and the horse [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► rush back to the drawing the rest of the [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► team at the party back and forth all [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► night as long as he's back at the Baxter [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► building in time to put on the Santa [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► suit and give out presents because [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► obviously Ben's the one who puts on the [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► Santa suit to give our presence [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► everything should be fine at the end [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► when everyone has a festive evening then [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► goes out into the night to finally deal [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► with still man for real I figure 1 [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► backhand smack how to do it [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► the keys you just take out one of those [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► man's legs yesterday that I mean you [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► don't have to go for two we do too [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► normal guy that's exactly is psychic is [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► Domino man maybe throw a rock at him and [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► I'm a little concerned with the owner of [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► the foot locker at the mall who's who's [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► had his store looted by still man while [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► Ben cream has had you know canapés with [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► Alicia masters but you know that's what [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► you have to do is keep your safe on the [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► floor and it's fine it's fine okay guys [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► don't man is up around the roof [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► it's up to the judges decide it's not [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► for me to decide I'm right we'll move on [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► to the the competition it's Wolverine [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► i'm going to switch that for Wolverine [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► this is from listener David one of his [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► two submissions that will hear his other [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► one later and this is it Wolverine comes [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► across a boy who is about to [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► unintentionally unleash a nuclear [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► explosion from his body he and by he i [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► believe David means Wolverine can [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► teleport once Wolverine seems to have [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► had a single-use teleportation device [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► and given to him [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► why can't i have the teleportation bet [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► big my scenario so much easier but you [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► can't wait to watch you can only do it [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► once does Wolverine saved the city and [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► the child by taking the child far away [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► but sacrificing himself or he's trapped [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► on one side of a river there's a box and [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► more interesting for doesn't hold a [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► child that's right about as he saved the [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► child because it doesn't charge an [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► explosion matter what so yeah I am glad [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► you asked that question Dan Wolverine [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► standing there like twenty dollars [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► standing next to the the UH the the [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► isotope lad who is a who says I I can't [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► stop it mr. Wolverine i'm going to [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► release a nuclear explosion there's [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► nothing i can do and Wolverine says as [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► he slowly walks up to the kid listen kid [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► there two ways this can go we can we can [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► teleport you out into the desert and see [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► what happens [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► or i can end it now and he puts his hand [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► up to the head of the kit and says I [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► could get my closet right now and end [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► this and you'll die but the city will be [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► safe or we can we can use my little [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► single use teleport that i got from [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► let's say Reed Richards [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► that read upside is you want and and we [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► can take our chances you and me and I [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► you're probably gonna blow me to [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► smithereens and you might blow your [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► smoke itself to smithereens [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► but the city will be safe for sure what [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► do you say kid and the kid looks at him [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► and says Mr Wolverine I don't want this [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► city to die and so I think you're gonna [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► have to kill me and Wolverine says [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► forget a kid I was never gonna kill you [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► and he presses the button initiating the [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► teleport thingy and taking them into the [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► desert somewhere I guess where it goes [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► this is natalie williams realty ecology [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► everybody into the moon basically Reed [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► Richards handed in the thing and said [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► use this on the isotope lat will get him [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► out of the way I'm really gonna take [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► this problem that you [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► yeah it'sit's roll the teleport is part [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► of the scenario it just is there [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► I don't think Wolverines discovered he [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► has a single-use teleportation mutant [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► power that seems unlikely so I'm gonna [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► go with a single use teleport somewhere [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► else [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► everybody ran out in the middle of the [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► desert there's nothing there for miles [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► and miles and miles and the kid says Mr [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► Wolverine I can feel it coming here [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► comes the nuclear explosion and he says [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► hold on kid you probably be okay and if [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► i don't if I don't make it then it's [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► that way to Phoenix boom giant nuclear [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► explosion happens well by the standards [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► of regular explosions of the giant by [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► the standards of nuclear explosions it's [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► small but it's still a nuclear explosion [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► the kid wakes up it's it's evening in [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► the desert and he realizes that although [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► he's exploded with the fire of a nuclear [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► bomb [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► he's okay because his mutant power has [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► protected him so he gets up and begins [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► to walk the direction [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► Wolverine pointed him toward phoenix [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► arizona where he can hopefully find a [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► street or call his mom or get a ride or [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► maybe call Reed Richards who knows as he [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► walks he passes a small fragment of bone [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► the only let the only remains of [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► wolverine to solve dissolve dissolve one [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► week later ovaries regrown and he's out [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► in the desert he goes wow thats tongue [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► he gets up [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► calls Charles Xavier they pick him up in [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► a jet and he goes back to New York and [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► that is how Wolverine saved the city [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► with a little help from Richard but [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► let's not talk about that [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► alright I I think it's time to go to the [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► judges now Lisa what are your thoughts [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► that whole wolverine scenario is in [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► direct opposition to what Logan actually [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► did to a child who was killing off the [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► entire city thanks to his mutant power [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► in one of the issues of the ultimate [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► x-men and in that issue what Logan did [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► is Logan says it's either the entire [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► world or its you kid and it sucks but [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► here is my butt but you know the choice [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► i'm going to make and the kids sniffles [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► and says it's not fair i've never been [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► kissed a girl and looking handsome [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► appearance as you can at least have a [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► beer before I do that was a good one [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► David fit and ultimate canceling enough [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► beer argument Wolverine it gives the kid [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► a beer and then kills him [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► okay i'm gonna kiss the kid now now for [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► the ultimate thrill it's a little like [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► this and Wesley yeah but there's a lot [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► of editing commands given fault [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► oh no so the whole time Jason is is [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► spinning his scenario it's quite [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► cinematic and lovely and I can see Hugh [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► Jackman acting the bejesus out of it but [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► no I don't buy it and so I'm gonna go [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► with the I'm gonna I'm gonna go with the [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► been grim scenario instead [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► all right Erica what do you think well [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► i'm not particularly fan of this been [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► grim scenario when he's using the chaos [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► at the mall in order to be able to go [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► back and forth between two fancy parties [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► talk about privilege so many one of the [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► manager of the footlocker as his stock [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► is destroyed by still Manuel bank room i [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► didn't mention that the mall is set on [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► Yancy Street everybody there hates Ben [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► Grimm so the health does not make it [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► worse help our David you get to decide [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► this one [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► oh well i have to have to say I'm with [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► Lisa because I think ultimate Wolverine [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► or not either version of Wolverine would [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► probably do the same thing [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► and I kinda like the idea of Ben Grimm [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► is Jack Tripper and i would think that [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► if it's a holiday party it's gonna be [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► night time the mall might well be closed [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► and its foot locker [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► who cares so it's still man just having [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► a good time [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► it's like a joyride baby just want a [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► corn dog on a stick because it reminds [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► him of well anyway you know what's an [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► orange Julia card and the fifth still [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► man used to run used to manage a [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► cinnabon that was just as commander I [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► mean admittedly people are freaked out [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► by the stove man but maybe they're [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► freaking out and he's just like hey it's [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► the holiday season I want to go [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► Christmas shopping so I'm going to go [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► with bit i'm gonna go with Ben Grimm [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► alright Ben Graham moving along you go [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► to the mall there's free balloons in the [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► rafters cinderella story continues okay [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► let's move on to our next matchup it is [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► number one seed spider-man against [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► number two seed captain america captain [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► america although number two highly [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► ranked is the low seat here but Moyes is [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► you get to go first you will be [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► responding to a scenario from mr. david [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► who we just heard in the wolverine [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► scenario and this is listening David [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► scenario a bad guy took control of the [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► superheroes mind that be captain america [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► and had him killed a few thousand [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► innocent people but how will he [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► explained he didn't do it make amends [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► and stop it from happening again is well [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► in a world where things like civil war [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► happen i have to say that this [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► particular scenario is is not exactly [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► off the beaten path as it were the only [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► thing that Captain America could [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► possibly hope to do is be honest tell [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► people the truth and lay himself at the [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► mercy of the system of justice to which [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► he has sworn an oath captain america is [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► the one who is going to get on his knees [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► surrender himself and hopefully not get [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► assassinated by one of his friends who [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► has been mind-controlled to do so in [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► doing so it really comes down to honesty [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► it really comes down to a guy who [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► technically wears a mask but everybody [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► knows what his secret identity is coming [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► out and saying look you guys know me you [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► know my record you know that this is not [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► something that you would associate with [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► Captain America you know that this is [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► not me you know that this is only the [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► sort of thing that could be it could be [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► held to 22 mind control and if you don't [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► believe that well I i have to lay myself [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► at the mercy of the American people the [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► people of the world god Bless America [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► and when it comes down to it that's [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► that's it that's that's that's the thing [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► the cap has to stand on is trust me [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► trust my record and and if you don't I'm [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► going to make myself accountable for all [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► of it [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► unlike some people who run around [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► wearing a mask and and and not being [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► forthright and telling people who he is [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► and and that was how Captain America got [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► away with Matt yeah that moving on to [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► spider man who's gonna be argued by Dan [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► you got a scenario from listen Michael [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► and it is simple and again as with the [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► flash scenario was generated randomly [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► and yet is so match to the hero here is [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► the spider-man scenario spider-man is [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► forced to go on a date with the child of [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► his arch-nemesis damn well Michael we [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► we've all been there right [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► you know we're just an ordinary [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► superhero trying to make a lot of [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► difference in the lives of the people of [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► our city and and you know occasionally [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► try to find date and we can't help it if [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► in this connected age the dating [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► services that we use on our mobile phone [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► website matches up with the daughter of [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► a supervillain like that's you know the [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► odds are it's going to happen sooner or [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► later he's got a lot of arch nemesis I [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► think you know to Peter Parker's credit [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► and I assume that he's going on the [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► state is Peter Parker and not so much as [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► spider-man probably not seem super [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► awkward but I you know never rule it out [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► I feel like you know Peter Parker [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► probably maybe you would realize until [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► he shows up at this like fancy [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► restaurant that he's arranged to go to [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► him and he has that sort of moment of [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► like she [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► looks really familiar o.o crap but you [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► know he's an upstanding kid and I think [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► you know what he learned from from Aunt [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► May and Uncle Ben among other things [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► that with great power comes great [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► responsibility towards you know the [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► people that you date in life so I think [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► he would try to do his best to make sure [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► that that his date had a pleasant [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► evening but I think he would also try to [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► subtly sabotage it by you know perhaps [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► using some of his science know how to [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► accidentally caused you know something [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► terrible that happened during the [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► meeting at the table suddenly falls over [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► spilling all the food on him and he has [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► to get up an excuse himself and go to [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► the restroom or that he would you know [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► actually accidentally shoot something [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► his league with his web slinging advices [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► and you know again sort of caused a [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► mishap that would distract attention so [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► that well the date he would be trying [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► gamely to make the date you know it's [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► like seem like he's going off very well [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► he would also ensure that not only word [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► that would never be a second date but [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► there wouldn't even be the least [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► suspicion that he is in fact spider-man [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► and thus compromise his secret identity [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► but he would make sure that you know [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► that he takes care of dinner and that he [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► makes sure that she gets home safely and [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► all of the support things because Peter [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► Parker's above all things a gentleman [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► and then he would suit up and go out and [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► fight some crime may be awkwardly [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► busting her dad in the process [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► you never know those kinds of things [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► happen all right tough one for our [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► judges let us start with David what do [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► you think I love the threes company [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► scenario for Ben Grimm this is a few [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► degrees less difficult than that you [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► know it's a date [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► he gets out of the date it's kinda like [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► an episode of family ties really where [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► is Captain America is the one who's [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► standing up for you know he's taking [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► great responsibility and placing great [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► trust in the people and you know if all [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► goes wrong and then I look forward to [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► the Marvel version of that supermax [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► prison script the DC never made as a [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► film and also i really like ultimate [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► frisbee so I'm gonna go with cabinet [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► member [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► go all right Erica I 2 i'm going to go [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► with Captain America I I appreciate that [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► both of the the answers for these were [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► basically being upstanding fellows but I [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► I like the simplicity and the elegance [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► of the fact that honesty really is the [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► best policy [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► so I go with cap who says America isn't [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► great place for any what it would it [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► what we have we have two votes already [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► for Captain America but i'm interested [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► in your thoughts that the record for the [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► record you can find a descent or you can [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► file a concurring opinion now how [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► patriotic are you Lisa how much do you [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► love America now undergoing treatment no [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► imagery on purpose [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► yeah up there is an aircon hot see here [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► as was crazy she's making a little bit [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► on being wrongly accused of being [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► accused of mass murder you committed [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► when you're technically out of your [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► gourd and and going on a bad date [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► rr-really just two sides of the same [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► coin [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► come on with it because they're they're [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► both just really awkward situations [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► where where your left [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► cleaning up a mess that you didn't quite [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► create I honestly feel like bad dates [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► are sort of Peter Parker's normal and [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► this isn't a particular challenge for [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► him [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► whereas you know well actually come to [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► think of it perhaps mass murder as [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► America's normal and not a particular [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► challenge [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► oh gosh it's i'm going to go with [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► Captain America just because i want to [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► see how this plays out the final device [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► with You captain america and i think i [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► got hampered bad scenario now know that [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► you have to make to you could come up [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► with like the reason you never dan you [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► never addressed why he was forced to go [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► on this date for example you didn't [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► paint us a picture and this is planning [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► it yet the vultures daughters later that [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► this scenario was pool little this [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► scenario was poorly laid out I didn't [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► get an example [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► long premise about all the reasons [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► behind right so as their plan where was [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► he just like Oh a family friend himself [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► on a date with the Nemesis daughter [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► maybe maybe the nemesis was trying to [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► trap him maybe the daughter is trying to [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► trap him maybe um elestren John it's [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► spider-man to lose so that Jason would [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► be really sad interesting but we'll [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► never know because spider-man has been [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► eliminated and that we have reached the [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► final four which means the dan you now [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► joining our panel judges welcome and we [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► are moving to the next round which [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► involves doomsday scenario selected and [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► provided to our participants on the spot [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► they must react and say how their hero [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► would react to a doomsday scenario we're [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► going to start with Batman versus the [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► thing Tony and Monty Monty you get to go [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► first [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► I i have randomly selected a doomsday [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► scenario for you and this is it a mad [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► scientist has pointed a colossal [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► magnifying glass at antarctica in order [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► to completely melt the ice shelves and [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► round the world please tell us how the [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► thing would react to that scenario [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► well the first thing they have to do is [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► go get that giant magnifying glass [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► now there's a chance that just hovering [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► in space but I like to think of it as [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► sort of at as being a sherlock holmes [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► type magnifying glass we've got the lens [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► and then a handle so that the handle it [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► is pitching that well it's because you [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► look over that way and i'm on board so [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► he's going to get in one of the [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► Fantastic Four's many jet cars possibly [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► the fantastic car and shoot straight [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► down to the South Pole [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► maybe it's a handle is in Tierra del [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► Fuego and then it just goes up a bit [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► do you think they have real estate [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► speculation going on maybe they're [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► trying to turn it melt ice cap so that [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► they're there inland properties will [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► suddenly become hot resort properties [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► oh that's a really that aren't really [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► any alien a stupid plan and only a [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► terrible movie would use that I'm gonna [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► fly down to Tierra del Fuego no need to [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► bring the other fantastic four on this [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► job seems pretty straightforward also [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► want to spend [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► with Reed Richards luckily up as you may [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► know Ben is an expert pilot and he will [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► have no problem shooting down to tear a [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► little if i go hop out of the [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► fantasticar walk up to this enormous [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► magnifying glass [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► grip it with his incredible physical [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► strength second only to the Hulk you may [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► be interested to know that it says here [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► his feet include successfully holding [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► back a giant alien spacecraft from [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► jettisoning from Earth [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► Wow given that i'm certain that all he [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► would have to do is grab that giant [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► magnifying glass and then grunt and [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► strain for a couple of pages it rip it [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► right from the ground fling it off into [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► space where it will eventually hit the [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► Sun all right give me a doomsday [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► challenge that is easily solved with [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► just grit determination and enormous [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► strength all of which Ben Grimm has in [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► spades [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► all right there nice Tony here's your [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► scenario it's from listener drew that [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► was from mr. Michael by the way lister [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► Michael back he you may remember him [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► from the loony toon serial killer [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► I love that guy and and and now he's [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► back with that with that I've just [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► freshly randomly picked these as as [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► we've been talking here's your's it's [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► for listener drew and Tony this is the [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► entirety of your doomsday scenario the [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► dinosaurs are back and they're angry [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► Wow well you know I think that you can [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► always count on Batman on to to figure [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► out that there is a problem using his [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► detachment skills so you'll notice is [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► intended for steady and they're angry is [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► detective in the world everybody [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► yeah I'm afraid we're rounding into the [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► Batcave would be like master Bruce [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► master Bruce the dinosaurs are back and [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► and he'll turn around in this Jan be [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► like I know and there and they're angry [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► yeah I'm not really hungry or tired or [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► crazier uncomfortable there are angry [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► you know there's a reoccurring thing [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► where are Batman [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► it will sometimes he will in in the [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► guise of Bruce Wayne being like I need [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► to make a donation to somewhere will go [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► and talk to somebody like the first [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► appearance of man that he goes and talk [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► to a bat scientists about like I need to [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► donate a bunch of money to your bat lab [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► but hey there's the students knocking [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► over like you know the labs across town [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► can I ask you some questions about that [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► i'm just we're just got eccentric rich [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► guy so I think you know he'll go and [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► talk to us some paleontologists and [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► figure out like how many how many [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► dinosaurs should we keep for scientific [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► reasons and how many dinosaurs am I [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► allowed to you know vaporize what you [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► don't get to keep all the dinosaurs [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► that's less than one of when the [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► dinosaurs come back that's a problem [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► you get to keep some dinosaurs you put [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► them in zoos that's good for the kids [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► but then I think Batman is probably [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► gonna have two big break out some kind [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► of pretty severe bat hardware I think [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► we're talking about some kind of bat mac [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► at this point and he's gonna have to go [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► out and probably have to fight some some [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► some dinosaurs and you know other other [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► heroes might shoot dinosaurs Batman's [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► not about that but he will wear a giant [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► robot suit and punch a dinosaur in the [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► face with a bat neck with a back fist [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► and I think there's probably going to be [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► about two issues than a Batman just [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► punching dinosaurs [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► maybe maybe eventually gets to ride [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► t-rex and he's lassoing some other [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► dinosaurs and yeah there's gonna be a [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► lot of batman ride-on dinosaurs lasting [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► dinosaurs keeping a couple dinosaurs and [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► pin i don't know maybe just chase the [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► rest into the ocean Batman's not here to [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► you know to protect all dinosaurs here [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► to protect often Tony world [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► yeah i know we're competitors but can I [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► make a suggestion go for it i'd really [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► like some sort of situation where he has [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► to use a pterodactyl because it looks [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► kind of like a bat [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► oh yeah I have a small question point of [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► clarification with the dinosaur scenario [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► please I I am I I go good say I'm ready [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► but I won't lie i'm here what are their [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► what is Moses oars and dinosaurs in the [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► ocean [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► oh well those I feel like are those [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► really dangerous people I feel like if [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► they keep them so because there's always [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► rated Aquaman payback laugh knock woman [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► i was not yelling three rounds ago what [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► ya gonna do you have knocked [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► I've been here the whole series is over [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► oh yeah however now i feel like if [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► you've knocked the superhero out of [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► contention already they don't get to [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► come back to help the people who are [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► still in don't think you have a visual [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► just like on Top Chef when everybody [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► goes back as a sous-chef no I I hate [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► that to believe that helps with the [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► judges decide whether they want to look [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► great i would like to offer a [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► conservative estimate [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► I feel like Batman could take down a [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► hundred and fifty maybe 275 dinosaurs [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► before he need to call for help [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► that's absolutely right i'm just saying [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► i want to see my writing part back that [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► you got 200 angry dinosaurs you call the [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► Justice League hundred and seventy-five [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► his Batman so that the series had the [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► dinosaurs are back all the dinosaurs [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► never been a lot as well that's millions [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► of years of them the more than training [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► so i guess the tiny cute ones are the [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► ones that stay in zoos for the kids [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► well it is a doomsday scenario so we can [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► be a small number of dinosaurs has to be [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► enough whatever the number is the causes [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► doom from dinosaurs dinosaur do you know [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► I don't have the dinosaur doing number [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► back up what I mean like one really [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► angry one could do it yeah and everyone [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► strong point [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► alright I think we're going to move on [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► to the judges now to determine though [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► the winner between these two these two [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► scenarios and why don't we start with [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► dan I have a concern about this dinosaur [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► scenario specifically i believe mention [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► was made of Batman vaporizing dinosaurs [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► now correct me if I'm wrong Batman is [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► not really a killer and considering that [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► this entire species was wiped out off [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► the entire face of the earth don't you [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► think you'll find some sort of way to [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► maybe you know let them live in harmony [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► maybe put them on a giant spaceship or [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► something and send them off to the moon [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► Nicki with the President and really bad [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► as for you over there with its parents [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► he'll die this office will talk later [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► yeah i mean that's what the moon night [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► would have done and he would have had it [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► under control [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► no but I when I my views around all the [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► dinosaurs in the Sea of Tranquility IIM [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► worried about me lately killing off all [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► of these all of these endangered want to [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► be fair [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► somebody said they would put some ensues [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► and he would kill all right yeah let's [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► kill some of them in prison the rest of [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► them that makes perfect sense [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► this is 170 and fully yeah let me let me [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► talk let me give you some batman logic [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► here you can't reason with a source [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► trust me Batman way unlike which are we [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► talking about land before time dinosaurs [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► now these are the bad kind of dentists [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► towards Frank there any land before time [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► x 480 the Batman know at least one [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► dinosaur dinosaur hybrid or something [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► I mean he has like it t-rex in his [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► Batcave but thatthat's we have no we [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► have no resentment is here its statute [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► i'm pretty sure to stretch it maybe it's [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► maybe it's an actual t-rex it's just [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► very still and whatever I'm going on [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► record by registering my my concerns [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► about Batman willfully killing [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► endangered creatures but it's still [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► better than a stupid magnifying glass [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► blame the villain man yeah let's go to [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► Erica what do you think I'm torn because [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► I love the idea of this giant magnifying [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► glass just hanging there and then it [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► then just coming up in just tossing it [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► away i think that's you talk about [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► elegance simplicity I I appreciate that [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► however I also I I wouldn't have even [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► thought to save any of the dinosaurs so [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► I appreciate the idea that Batman [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► decided to save some of them and put [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► them put them in zoos and and I think [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► that's a kind of a much more interesting [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► way to go so I'm gonna I'm gonna go for [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► Batman alright Lisa what do you think [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► well I don't hold a grudge against [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► Batman just because he knocked out one [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► last round and I I honestly I really [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► love the Dinosaur scenario for so many [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► rates [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► I just think it's great that it just [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► amuses speed imagine Batman riding on [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► the back of a Terran odd of some sort of [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► it at some point in the proceedings and [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► and feeding the land dinosaurs to the [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► mosasaurs and then finding [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► to get to the end they die of starvation [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► or something so I'm gonna have to put [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► that dinosaur just because i really love [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► that scenario so much like it just gives [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► me much more pleasure than imagining Ben [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► Graham walking out of a conversation [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► with Reed Richards because reading is [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► boring and awful and then going then [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► driving one of the fantastic cars down [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► south to take care of a comically [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► oversized magnifying glass that that [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► that doesn't hold a candle to Batman [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► effectively making a Jurassic Park movie [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► with his own personal bet that Raptor [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► squad [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► well Batman is going to move on David [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► though I like your your thoughts to [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► concur or descent I have to concur i [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► mean like i said i wouldn't have put him [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► in this round but if he's here [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► I I gotta give it to him I mean I [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► desperate times call for desperate [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► measures so it is doomsday device [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► doomsday scenario he's gonna probably [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► have to kill something and they're [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► dinosaurs they're not people write this [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► whole thing has been much killing people [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► so god what if there's tension though [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► while I was not in the scenario just [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► hangout wasn't how can I repay re-passed [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► dinosaur you know Ben's got a whole team [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► that he could call on but he's able to [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► handle it himself what kind of a [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► doomsday is that you know pretty easy so [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► i gotta write a band but but wait [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► because Ben is part of a team but didn't [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► use them as opposed to Batman who's part [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► of the justice league but didn't use [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► that doesn't seem right at all well we [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► have one of the many and justices of [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► this tournament [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► congratulations to Batman for moving on [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► as as foretold we're gonna move on to [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► the next round now my judge now Monty [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► congratulations you are that you are now [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► a judge x you've been promoted [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► how many judges now up to them they're [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► there are six now if always judged and [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► we can see how I'd only appear when I [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► need to break a tie so so in this [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► scenario i would not have to break a tie [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► because there are five other judges [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► captain america vs Doctor Strange I [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► Doctor Strange the number five seed ship [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► so you're going to argue this first your [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► scenario comes from listener chad i will [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► read it to you now Tim Cook is revealed [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► to be a robot and the head of the [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► artificial intelligence uprising who [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► pushes a secret button causing all [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► iphones apple [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► watches etc to tap into their owners [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► nervous system and take over their body [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► Tim then commands this army of cyborgs [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► which includes all the iphone owning [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► superheroes to take over the world to [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► defeat him our heroes must fight their [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► superhero friends and own android phone [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► windows phone or blackberry would be [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► fine but it seems really unlikely that [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► is chad scenario for Doctor Strange tell [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► us chip [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► how does dr. strange solve the Apple [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► created robot uprising Doctor Strange is [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► patently not a man of science [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► he is a man of magic however Apple [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► products have been commonly described as [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► magical so that has a secret in here he [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► is also he has also as I have [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► demonstrated earlier in this surprising [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► rise to success for dr. strange he is we [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► argue it's not that surprising because [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► he's an amazing hero and wait a minute [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► i'm arguing against you is keep it down [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► over there he has the powers of [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► teleportation he has the power of [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► zapping things and things like that [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► what he also has the power to possess [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► other people's minds and the last little [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► thing that I'm going to pull out of my [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► butt here is that Doctor Strange is a [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► member of the secret marvel team called [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► the Illuminati and one of his teammates [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► on the Illuminati is Reed Richards who [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► would never [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► he's eats too much of a jerk he would [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► never have an iphone he'd have an [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► android phone dr. strange would possess [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► Reed Richards stretch him infinitely [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► across the globe in such a way that he [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► would take the iphone take the iPhones [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► away from every possessed superhero [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► simultaneously taking them from them [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► immediately delivering them to dr. [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► strange who would immediately cast them [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► into the orbit viagra moto dispersing [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► them across the universe immediately [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► causing a loop of psychic feedback that [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► would fry Tim Cook's my [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► named interesting alright asking him [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► into the Dark Dimension i agree i think [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► that's a great idea [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► all right choice s now here is your [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► scenario for Captain America this comes [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► from our listener friends Clinton and [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► Sarah like two person one who write an [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► increase in global temperatures is [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► causing the glaciers to retreat and [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► polar ice caps to melt who will cool the [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► planet before sea levels rise to a [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► disastrous degree voices tell us how [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► Captain America can solve global warming [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► scenario is patently nonsense i said [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► we're in fantasy land here people [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► mmm let's let's take other teammates out [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► of the equation [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► let's take leaning on crutches at the [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► equation let's let's put the single [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► sentinel of liberty up against this dire [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► dire thing that is going to destroy the [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► planet as we know it both in real life [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► and in fiction how how does Captain [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► America reverse something that climate [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► scientists have said in the real world [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► and look we're really too far gone it's [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► a matter of how fast we go down that [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► drain a nice little accessory something [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► that you know youyou we're on a night [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► out when it's going to be the last night [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► on earth that i like to call the [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► Infinity government the Infinity [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► Gauntlet capability of rewriting the [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► fabric of reality is quite simply the [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► the cleanest solution to reversing [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► something that otherwise a man without [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► superpowers aside from strength and and [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► things that are you to punch things you [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► can't exactly punch climate change in [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► the face can you [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► well messages you'd like to as much as [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► you'd like to you can't unless you have [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► the power of the six infinity gems [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► apparently now Infinity stones maybe [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► next week they're going to be infinity [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► trinkets [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► I don't know what they're calling them [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► these days charges jockeys the Infinity [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► tchotchkes waving waving his waving his [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► his his his hand wearing those infinity [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► gems on his fists that in and of itself [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► is the cleanest simplest way for Captain [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► America to not put other people in [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► danger and at once [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► turn back [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► this terrible terrible terrible scenario [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► i mean threat [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► alright interesting we have we have [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► Captain America using the power of the [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► Universe to stop global warming we have [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► dr. strange using magic and also [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► interestingly a bold gambit Reed [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► Richards a key role but that's in the [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► world did you ever read that he's [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► literally using Reed Richards his body [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► yeah I think that's I think this is [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► justin reed richards for his body I just [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► wanted that on the room [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► alright it's on the record now so let's [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► uh let's go to the judges we will start [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► with Lisa what do you find one of my [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► thoughts I don't understand why cap just [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► didn't throw his at his his vibranium [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► shield into a volcano and proper [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► Krakatoa style explosion that would like [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► at the earth and ash and perhaps call [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► app cause ambient temperatures to cool [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► with extra long winters for a few years [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► and what we were all thinking well yeah [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► set sadly that super soldiers serum you [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► know doesn't it doesn't give you the [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► smart just the punching really is that [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► it so it doesn't give you so it doesn't [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► improve your brain because wouldn't you [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► need to have some changes and cerebral [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► cortex to make up for the increased fast [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► muscle twitching for now I'm you know is [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► your brain's ability to take a punch and [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► social and concussions so saturated by [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► every list of all god I've no idea i [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► find myself in my own mini doomsday [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► scenario because on the one hand my [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► hatred of Reed Richards is [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► well-documented know on the other hand I [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► feel like Steam solutions deeply stupid [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► so um you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► go for Doctor Strange just because [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► anything that basically uses Reed [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► Richards is kind of a living conduit 22 [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► nefarious census is okay and I retain [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► hope that that perhaps Tim Cook can be [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► rehabilitated and come back as a member [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► of the Illuminati all right Monty am I [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► to understand that [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► to understand that [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► captain america just picked up the [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► Infinity Gauntlet and all six Infinity [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► these tchotchkes at some point along the [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► way to the entrance John I'm sorry we [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► made it we missed the recap page [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► aye captain america went to went to his [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► pals and said hey this is the problem we [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► need to fix it and can i have the [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► Infinity Gauntlet please I have to say [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► they please [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► that doesn't sound like solving it on [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► his own [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► that sounds like going to somebody else [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► saying can I have the magical MacGuffin [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► that will solve everything for me I'm [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► gonna have to go with dr. script doctor [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► strange for all of his cool iteration [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► and actual use of magic [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► alright Erica I'm also going with dr. [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► strange i like the idea of throwing all [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► iphones into some whatever it was [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► because i do use an android and I like [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► it gosh darnit right you're gonna save [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► the world [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► I'm worried that I'm i'm going to be [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► accused of throwing this for Doctor [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► Strange which i think is a completely [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► reasonable assertion that make against [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► me knowing how big of a doctor strange [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► and i am but I know what can i say i'm [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► losin I'm losin proudly David who I'm [TS]