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And you're gonna have like 16 hours in your car. Oh, yeah, you're gonna be gonna burn out the butt massager
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Should we tell the public when we were actually recording this so that if anything big happens next week that they know
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Yeah, we probably should. So today it is June 21, which is a Friday.
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The longest day of the year.
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Is it really?
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By some times, yes. It is the solstice.
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Ah, right, right, right. So we are recording today because John is traveling next week,
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and we didn't want to leave our beloved fans/listeners without an episode next week.
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So we're recording very early, and we'll release a week from today.
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So, when Apple buys Nintendo on Monday, we won't know about it.
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Well, I thought the plan was you were going to buy Nintendo on Monday, then sell it to
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Apple, and then they would just shut it down and eat it alive.
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Is that not the plan?
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Not a bad idea.
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I mean, that would give us more to talk about, at least.
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But then John wouldn't be able to talk about it.
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I would just call you and just talk alone without John.
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Oh my God, that would make him so angry.
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It would be so funny.
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I guess somebody bought Nintendo, huh?
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Anything to say about that?
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Nope, not really.
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Not really, okay. I guess we'll move on. Let's talk about the Mac Pro some more.
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John, what would you do? I mean, honestly, you'd be so upset.
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I would think I would actually write a blog post about that. That's how momentous that
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would be. You'd be so angry it would drive you to write
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a blog post. No, I'd be so motivated. Yeah, there's so
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many things I want to write about, but it's like, "Eh, don't have time. Gotta go back
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to fretting about my review." That's true. How's that going?
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I'm fretting about it.
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Well, at least it's not July.
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Yeah, no, that's why I didn't say I'm writing.
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I'm fretting about it as a full-time activity.
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I'm still gathering resources and trying to come up with an outline and thinking about,
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"Oh, God, look at all the stuff I have to write."
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And then also thinking, "Maybe it'll be really short this year.
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I don't know."
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I mean, you've got to figure, they're changing less and less in each release as the release
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time has gotten shorter, right?
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Yeah, more or less, but like, I don't know. I'll have to see. I think it will be shorter.
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I think that's been the trend, because they have, like you said, they've been doing less,
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but you never know when I'm going to go off on some weird tangent.
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Yeah, maybe knowing you, you're probably not going to make the review shorter. It'll just
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give you more space and time to expand on things that you would have otherwise not gotten
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– not had time to get to.
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Well, like the 10.6 review, I thought that was going to be super short, because like
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Apple's coming out up front, zero new features. Like, oh, this is going to be a short review.
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And it was shorter, but it wasn't as short as I thought it was going to be.
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Was it like a few thousand words less?
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It wasn't a whole lot shorter?
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Yeah, and this one I think will be shorter still, but we'll see.
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Quantity is not the thing.
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Just quality.
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I want it to be interesting and good.
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So I'm going to concentrate on that, assuming I ever finish fretting and start writing.
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Fair enough.
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So speaking of shorter things, this might be a short episode, because we have a laundry
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list of miscellaneous topics, but I don't know how much we'll actually get to.
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Casey, come on.
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You know us.
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Now that I've stated it's a shorter episode, we're going to go for two hours so everyone
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Any time John and Dan would say, "Oh, this is going to be a short one of Hypercritical,"
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I would always immediately take out my iPhone from walking the dog and just look at the
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timestamp and just see how much… and it's always like 110 minutes remaining or something
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We went through this.
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My listeners did a good job and did statistical regression analysis to see that me saying
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it was going to be a shorter show did not, in fact, make the show longer and actually
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made it slightly shorter. And I don't know enough about statistics to know whether—like,
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the statisticians argued amongst themselves whether it was significant or not, but there
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was no clear trend of the opposite. It just seems that way. It's like, you know, it
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seems like it because it's the opposite of what you would expect and it stands out
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in your memory. But in reality, they were actually not way longer.
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I love that both your audience and you know that.
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That somebody actually went…
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Several people, several people, yes.
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Someone put the link in the show notes about it.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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All right, so one of the things I wanted to ask you guys what you thought about, and this
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may or may not take very long, but there's been a couple, or there were a couple of new
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Apple videos that were shown on the Keynote Monday, or I believe they were both Keynote
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Keynote Monday. And the first one was the one that was at the very beginning of the
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keynote itself. And I don't know if it has a title, it probably does and I'm not aware
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of, but it was a fairly abstract black and white kind of almost essay about what Apple
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does in order to design products. And to my recollection, I don't remember them ever having
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started with a video. And I think we talked about this briefly one or two episodes ago,
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but they actually started with a video this year and I thought it was a very interesting
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video that basically said, "Hey, listen."
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The way I interpreted it was, "This is how we do our thing and if you don't like it,
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tough nuts."
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And I was curious what you two had to say about that.
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They used to start with the Mac PC ads.
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Remember when they started a couple of keynotes with those?
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Didn't they start last year's keynote with the—
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Oh, with the GarageBand thing?
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The guy walking in the woods who was blind, using an iPhone.
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That wasn't the start.
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the start. I mean, "start" means like lights dim, everyone gets ready to hear something,
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and instead of a person walking out on stage, they just play a video. And I think the only
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other times they've done that are when they were showing ads, like the old Mac PC ads
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with Justin Long and Hodgman.
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Well, you can kind of argue that they're all ads, right?
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But like television ads that were going to run on television, they would play that. Or
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custom ones where this was not going to actually run on television, but those characters come
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But the difference about this one is it wasn't it wasn't fun. It wasn't supposed to be like funny and it wasn't an
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advertisement using known properties or showing a product or something it was more like a
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Mission statement kind of a
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statement of philosophy or whatever and I
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Thought as I said, I think on the first in the podcast we did right after the keynote that that was like, okay
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This is gonna be something big like, you know
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Like when a video begins with in the course of human events like you know
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Well, oh my god
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Apple is start opening an Apple store on the moon and they're whatever like it's gonna be something
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momentous or significant for the company or that maybe they were buying Nintendo like you know
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I mean like something at that level and what followed in the keynote did not live up to that lofty goal
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and so then in hindsight the video which is beautifully produced and very interesting and
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and contains a lot of accurate content about how Apple sees itself and how we see Apple
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comes off as pretentious because what they released was great and awesome, but that video
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should have been saved for when they do something more momentous.
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So you did or did not like it all the time?
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I loved the video.
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I thought it was beautiful.
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It was nicely done.
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You understand what it's saying, but I feel like it was out of balance.
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You can't start with that.
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And everyone's like, "Oh my God, what is it going to be?"
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And what it is is great, but not like, you know, I don't know.
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I mean, maybe when could have Apple have gotten away with that?
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They can get away with it at the original Mac intro and probably the iPhone intro.
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That's about it.
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You really think it was overblown?
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I didn't think it was overblown at all.
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It was just slightly overblown.
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Not ridiculously overblown, but slightly.
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I don't know.
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I wouldn't say that either.
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And by the way, I should point out, the chatroom is saying that last year, the Siri comedy
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stand-up video, that was the intro last year, wasn't it?
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Yeah, because they did a little GarageBand bit, like, well, it was like a rimshot drum
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Yeah, it was like "Series Comedy Act."
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Thanks for that.
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I believe that was the intro, so I think they're right.
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Anyway, I don't think this year's intro video was overblown or overstayed in the case at
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I mean, looking at the keynote, right afterwards, we were all excited, and as you said, we all
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thought it was pretty great. Now, with some time for it to sink in and get a little bit
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less shiny looking back on it, I still think it was awesome. I still think it was a really,
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really great keynote. It was one of the best ones we've had for years.
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And there was a lot. Not only was the energy really great, and the showmanship was really
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with the exception of that weird car demo.
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But besides that, everything was great.
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And then what they showed us was also pretty great.
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You had this revolutionary change in iOS,
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a nice update to OS X with mediocre scale improvements,
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but a nice update.
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But the big thing was iOS.
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And then this surprise Mac Pro, which to most people
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doesn't matter, but to a few people,
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including the three of us, it's really interesting and extremely surprising. Plus, better MacBook
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Airs. I think it was a really good keynote.
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Yeah, but if you're going to explain your philosophy, the products they introduced were
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not out of character for the company or shocking or going to knock the industry on its ear
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or anything like that. And so that's why it's out of balance a little bit.
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Maybe iOS 7 might.
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I think it would be better if that video was just on their website, it would be fine, but
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using it as a lead-in to introduce a bunch of products that more or less everybody expected
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and that aren't like the original Mac or the iPhone, where it's just like nobody saw that
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coming and it was just out of left field and it far exceeds these expectations.
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I don't think it's crazily out of balance, it's just a little bit out of balance.
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I do think the keynote was great.
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I think all the announcements were great.
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I think it was very impressive again, except for the car thing.
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But it's tough to pull that off.
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Because all those things they said, you want to say those things, and it's difficult to
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say them without sounding a little bit full of yourself.
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You're telling them why you're great, and you have to do it in a way that isn't insulting,
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and it's very difficult to pull that off.
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Think different is kind of similar.
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Think different kind of pulled it off because there was no attachment.
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It wasn't leading to any sort of product.
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It was just pure, "This is the philosophy of the company."
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That didn't sound pretentious, that sounded foolhardy, perhaps.
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Because you almost went bankrupt.
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You've got nothing.
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What the hell do you think you're going to make?
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A teal computer?
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So what, right?
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And in hindsight, it looks good, right?
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But here, I was just in the context of using that as the lead-in.
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They didn't put anything in there that they needed that video.
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The Johnny Ive videos where he tells you about their philosophy are more product-focused
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and would match up better with a bunch of product announcements versus like the philosophical
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thing with something revolutionary that, you know, if they're going to enter some new business
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or something, maybe I can see that. But anyway, I like the video. I watch it again. Every
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time I watch it, I'm impressed by whoever made this video did an awesome job. It's very
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clever and nice and tasteful, and I do like it.
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Well, wouldn't you also, I mean, the video also sets the stage for iOS 7 specifically.
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It's specifically about, you know, clearing away everything, starting over again, you
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You know, taking away what's unnecessary.
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But they had their own iOS 7 intro video, which was also very good, but so much more product-focused,
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and it kind of hit some of the same points.
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Yeah, I mean, I think that's why it was there.
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This was like laying the foundation for the iOS 7 video later on,
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and for us to accept that the iOS 7 design decisions were correct and inevitable.
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Well, here's what I think that video was a lead-in for.
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I think it was a lead-in for the Tim Cook era,
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where this is the first big party for Tim Cook's newly rearranged Apple and what they can do.
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And that, I mean, it wasn't stated as such, but in hindsight it looks like if you had to say,
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"What was that video about?" Because it wasn't about a new Mac Pro, and I think it was kind of
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about iOS 7, but the iOS 7 video was more about that. It was more about, it's like Tim Cook's
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thing different, not really, but like he's saying, "Here we are, this is the new Apple,"
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the forestall-less Apple, I guess, the new Tim Cook Apple with something new showing
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that we really can move on from all the things that Steve Jobs created just to do something
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great in his absence, something that he didn't foresee and didn't have a hand in.
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In hindsight, I think that's what that video will match up best with.
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See, and what I think what the video did for me was, you know, Apple hadn't said anything
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since what, October, November, something like that?
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What was it, the iPad Mini release?
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Is that right?
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was the last Apple event. Right, so this was, to me it kind of set the stage for
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here's, here's Apple. I know we haven't said anything for almost a year now or
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eight months, whatever the number was. Here's kind, let me, let's just remind
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everyone this is how we roll and this is what we do and we're gonna keep that
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mindset while we show you all this cool crap with the exception of the weird car
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demo. And I think it was a really nice way to set the stage. Was it overblown? I
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I mean, I don't think it was, but I can see your point, John.
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But I think it was all about setting the stage for,
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this is Apple.
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This is-- we are Apple.
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This is what we care about.
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And if you don't like that, shove off.
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But this is how the rest-- the next two hours are going to be.
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I don't know, that's what I thought.
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OK, so what about-- did you guys watch the video that they did
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not show during the keynote, which is called making--
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or I don't know if it's called making a difference one app
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at a time, but--
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Something like that, yeah.
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It was something like that.
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It was like an eight minute video or something along those lines.
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I haven't even watched it.
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It's interminable.
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It's ten minutes long, but it seems long.
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But I watched the whole thing.
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It is beautifully produced.
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It's heartwarming.
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But it really depends on your goodwill towards Apple to accept the connection between Apple
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and all the good things that they're showing happening in there.
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They are good things, but are they necessarily related to Apple?
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helps people in all sorts of ways, and all sorts of companies are behind that technology.
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It's good that Apple's technology helps people in that way, but I don't think it's a distinguishing
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characteristic that makes Apple stand out, unlike the design video which shows what they
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put in that design video are the ways that Apple is different than most other companies,
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whereas I think any company that makes a technology product that can be used to help people could
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could have made a video like the one that Apple made there. Although at least it shows
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that Apple cares that this is how their products are, this is what they're thinking of when
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they're making their products, they want to see this type of outcome. But it's easy to
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be cynical about it. And you know, like Monsanto could have made the same ad, it would have
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been like, "Damn them, this is not really what Monsanto is like." And with Apple, like,
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that's kind of what Apple's like. But on the other hand, what technology company, Microsoft
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could have made the same video. Their products are helping people in similar ways, you know?
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Yeah, I really liked it. Part of the reason I liked it was because it featured Charlottesville, Virginia,
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which is just an hour west of here, and I used to live there. But beyond that, I thought it was really
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touching and heartwarming, much like the Blind Hiker guy from last year's keynote.
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I just thought it was well done. And you're right that, you know, anyone could have made a video
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like this, but I love that Apple cares enough to not only make a video that's like one or two
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minutes, but they made like an eight or nine minute video all about why and how their devices
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literally improve people's lives.
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And I just think it's cool that they even pay lip service to that being a priority,
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whether or not it is a priority.
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Although I would argue it is, given all their accessibility work and things of that nature.
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I don't know, Marco, what did you think?
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Well, you didn't see the videos.
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I don't care about you.
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It would have been, I mean, like the reason the hiker thing worked for me, I think, is
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because Tim was there doing the intro and afterwards talking about it to say, "This
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is not just a heartwarming video. Let me tell you personally from my heart in a convincing
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way that this is what makes me get out of bed in the morning. This is what I'm trying
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to do with the company." And he's the CEO. That makes that one land more, whereas having
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this video is kind of out there as a corporate statement.
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It's nice and all. I think it's fine, but especially at 10 minutes long, if you're going
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to use it as a something to represent your company. No one's going to watch that 10-minute
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long video. Very few people are, I think.
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Well, except you and me, apparently. Certainly not Marco.
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I haven't even watched it. I have so many Apple videos that I want to watch. I still
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have like eight or nine sessions that I wanted to watch that I didn't get a chance to see.
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Yeah. See, that's another thing I'm doing instead of writing.
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I felt the entire plane ride home, I was watching sessions. And even like the day after I got
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home watching sessions. See, now remember we were talking before about how once you
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leave that week, it's no longer your job to be in those sessions, and so you just never
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get around to doing it. Well, I'm seeing that now. I have these eight more sessions that
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I really want to watch, but when's going to be a good time to do it?
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I'm assigning it to you. It's your job, since you don't have any other job.
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Hey, you're unemployed. What else do you have to do?
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That's right. Exactly. I'm supposed to be making an app or something, but I'm saying,
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That job starts in a few weeks.
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This week, your job is to watch WRC.
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And then give Jon the cliff notes for anything
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related to this team.
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No, I've got to watch it myself.
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I know you do.
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All right, there were a couple other videos
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I wanted to briefly touch on.
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The first was-- I don't remember if they showed this
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during the keynote.
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I believe they did at the very end,
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but the new commercial about design
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by Apple in California.
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And this kind of ties in with the one
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we mentioned at the beginning, and that
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was at the beginning of the keynote, where they said,
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at the end of the video, something along the lines of,
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only then we sign our work, and then they flash up
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"Designed by Apple in California."
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In this other video, they show people
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just using their products in everyday things
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and everyday scenarios.
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And again, at the end, it's "Designed
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by Apple in California."
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So one of the things you can easily
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see between these two videos that literally bookended
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the keynote and then OS X Mavericks,
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which was in the middle-- by the way, I still hate that name.
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Anyway, all of this is "Go California, Ye California,
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Ye California."
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And why or when did they get so excited about California?
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Not to say that's bad before we get
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a zillion angry Californians, but when
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did this become a thing?
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That's been on the back of their products
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since Jobs came back practically,
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or maybe even more of that.
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But I mean, it seems like there's
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a new emphasis behind it.
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And I don't know what brought that on.
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Well, it's less about California and more about made in the USA
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at this point, I think.
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I mean, the California pride has always been there.
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And you're right, that was a lot of jobs right there.
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But I think at this point, this is them saying,
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kind of responding to all the Chinese worker controversy
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kind of things in the last year, saying, you know what?
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No, we can bring something to the US.
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And now, this is something they can say,
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especially with the Mac Pro, now they can really say,
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look, this is like a whole US computer right here.
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As long as you don't check where the--
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Where all the components inside it.
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Yeah, I mean, because what else?
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So it's like, what, the ASIC CPUs, I think,
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aren't they manufactured in Texas?
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They are, but what about all the RAM, the flash and the DRAM?
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This gets back to what Casey just said about,
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like, he liked the video because it showed a part where
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Like, this silly notion that we have of attachment to place
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and extension into jingoism and nationalism of pride
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in countries, really pretty much nonsensical
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if you think about it for more than 10 minutes.
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But it is definitely a real thing.
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So I don't blame them for playing into it.
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But in the cynical view, as Marco said, you can view it as damage control for the Chinese
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factory things or whatever.
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Pride in California is no more or less ridiculous than pride in the United States is probably
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no more or less ridiculous than pride is made on earth.
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It doesn't really matter where it's made or where you're from or anything like that.
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Is it a good product?
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Is it not a good product?
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Are you treating workers well?
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You're not treating workers well.
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Our country needs to have a good economy, so keep the business in our company, not in
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Stonehenge's country because of imaginary lines or oceans or whatever.
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I find that's why designing California bothers me a little bit.
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What is it about the borders of California that exist for historical reasons that have
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nothing to do with anything that makes you proud that the people who made it were in
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California when they made it and perhaps live somewhere else now and perhaps were born somewhere
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else. As Dented Meat said in the chat room, I'm so ready to join Starfleet, apparently.
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I think the Buy California takes away from their message. What they are is they're proud
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that we made this thing, and this thing is good in these ways. They show the people using
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their products and having fun with them. It's also beautifully shot, and all the people
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are beautiful. That part of it is a legitimate message. "Hey, we made something nice, and
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products enhance people's lives. So thumbs up, right guys? That's advertising. It's
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fine. You can see it on Mad Men. But the geographic part of it, I find a little off-putting, but
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probably other people don't.
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Well, California is itself also part of the advertising. And it's not like they chose
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California just for this, but I think they're using it to their advantage now that they're
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there. California has a really great reputation among, I think, most people, most Americans
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especially, of being this really nice place,
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and kind of this cool place, and this kind of liberal, hippie,
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but cool, great weather place.
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And that's the way things happen.
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Except for LA, right?
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Are we leaving out LA?
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Who cares about LA?
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There aren't that many states in the US
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with that great of a reputation, where you can say, oh, yeah,
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we're from Minnesota.
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And you're going to have everyone in the whole country
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saying, "Wow, Minnesota, they made that in Minnesota? That's so cool." This isn't
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a major effect or a major part of their marketing or branding efforts, but it is a small contributor.
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And especially in the wake of both the Chinese worker thing and the wake of Samsung becoming
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this major competitor, this is them saying, "Don't support that Korean company. We're
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an American company in California."
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Yeah, don't you find that slightly off-putting? That's where it starts to get into... Anyway,
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I think it's fine.
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Well, I find it off-putting that all of our politicians have to end everything with "God
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bless America."
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Yeah, no, that's a little older.
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But you can see why they do it.
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Send email to Marco, please.
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I think the California thing, to my memory, came in around the time Jobs came back again
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and has stayed throughout.
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It's shorthand for "We're proud that we did this," and they need some way to identify
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themselves, and they are a California company founded in California, and so that's what
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they've chosen, because their employees come and go, their executives come and go,
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a lot of the people who work there weren't born in California.
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They don't have much to hang their hat on, but insofar as a corporation can be seen as
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an entity with a place, Apple's place is California.
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So that's their shorthand for trying to refer back to themselves and their tribe as
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a collective entity.
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Well, and to that end, I mean, when you think of California and you think of business, other
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than Hollywood and perhaps music, what's your first thought?
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I'm a kiddo, so I don't know.
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Alright, never mind then.
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No, but I mean, when I think of a big, well, maybe not a big business, but when I think
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of business in California, I think Hollywood, I think music, and I think Apple.
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And I would think that most Americans would agree.
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I don't know.
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Alright, there's one other video I wanted to ask you guys about, and then perhaps Marco
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you can tell me about something that's cool.
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But the other one I wanted to ask about is today, which again is quite a long time before
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most of you will actually hear this episode, the trailer for the Ashton Kutcher Steve Jobs
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movie came out.
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Did either of you see this two-minute trailer?
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Please, Mark O'Tommi.
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I did watch it.
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Didn't I thought that maybe this is that other Steve Jobs movie, you know, the good
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one because didn't this show in a film festival and everyone panned it like a year ago?
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Well, like, "Panzerino," I think, said mixed about it.
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He said it was—if memory serves, he said it was entertaining but not great.
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I never had high hopes for this movie, and the trailer did not change my mind about that.
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I don't think I'll even bother watching it.
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So our friend Brad that—well, Jon, you've never met him, but Marco and I and David Smith
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went and spent some time with Brad the Sunday before WWDC.
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He had commented on Twitter that the musical selections were just terrible, or the musical
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editing was terrible, and I think he's right.
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I actually didn't think the trailer was bad. I mean, it is clearly taking a lot of creative
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license with the actual reality of what happened. But I don't know, I thought it would be enjoyable.
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So here's the question, Casey. If you were tasked with making a parody of this trailer,
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how would you do it?
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I would have made the same trailer.
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That's what I'm saying. It is not, like, it is so overblown. And like, ignore the fact
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that it's just, like, the people who made the movie just, I mean, clearly the people
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who made this movie do not and cannot understand what it was that was important about all these
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things that Apple did, which is fine, I guess, because if other people don't care, like,
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just treat it as fiction. But even within the realm of fiction, it's so overblown where
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everyone is just screaming and so emotional and dramatic about things, and they're saying
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nonsense the whole time, right? Because, again, people, they don't understand what was important
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about the Apple, what was important about the Mac, what was important about the iPhone.
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They have no idea, like, no earthly clue. It's kind of like the Steve Jobs biography
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where, but even more extreme, the Eilikson biography, where if you don't understand
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what was important about the original Mac, there's no way you can make a movie about
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Well, but that's not their—their goal is not to be accurate. Their goal is to be,
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is to be, like, good to watch, to be an interesting movie.
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Well, like, it's like, based on a true story, but it's not, it's not like, you know,
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a res—I think it's not so much—that's not the case in a lot of other movies. Like,
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a lot of political dramas or things about important parts in American history, like,
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like the Lincoln movie, which I didn't see. I'm assuming that that movie understood
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that what was important about the civil war was like you know keeping the union
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together and slavery and like the major issues were there and understood right
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but because it's about technology and it's
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it's not as important as the things that everyone can relate to it they don't
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know what was important what was important about the apple to they're not
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uh... but they know is important you know people got rich from it
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and they know something with nerds and electricity and so let's just go you
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know i mean whereas no one's like something about slavery but was slavery
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I think slavery was bad. Like, I don't remember. Something about that. But anyway, that's not
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really important. We just want to show the dramatic scenes of Abraham Lincoln. No! You
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have to understand what's behind it. Otherwise, you're not, you know, you're making a movie
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loosely based on the Civil War and Abraham Lincoln not really, you know, so, whatever.
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Like, I don't think this movie is going to make any waves. It will come and go. We will
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forget it, mercifully.
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John: How about just a blanket rule that I'm just going to not even watch any trailers
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for any of these Steve Jobs various things. Just if anybody makes a good one, just let
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me know afterwards.
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There's the the Sorkin one. Isn't he doing one? Yes. Yes. Yes. He did
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He didn't know this is not that he did the Facebook's are there. No, this is a terrible one with Ashton Kutcher
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Well, no, no, no, that's not fair
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There was one made by funny or die that I wasn't dumb enough to watch in its entirety and I want that hour back
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It's supposed to be a joke like it is and it was so
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Painfully bad and the comedy of it is Justin Long is Steve Jobs Justin Long the I'm a Mac Justin Long was Steve Jobs
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And I should have known from the title, which I think was "I, Jobs," that it was going to be friggin' terrible.
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And "friggin' terrible" doesn't begin to describe how bad that movie was.
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It's like an SNL skit that goes on for an hour.
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Yes, but during that terrible time in SNL when it was not even in the realm of funny.
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Oh, God, I don't even--I feel like John Syracuse right now. I'm so fired up and angry about this.
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Well, let's take a break from talking about terrible entertainment.
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Yes, let's do that.
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I've not heard them on audiobooks, but I'm confident that they are excellent.
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The first one, which everyone will judge me for, is the new Dan Brown book, which I believe
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And it was a little bit on the emotional side and a little less on the racing side, but
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there was enough racing to keep me excited and entertained.
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And I actually really like that one as well, so I would recommend both of those.
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That's so you.
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Yeah, I know.
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So here's what Audible is good for.
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I would never recommend someone read this recommendation, I'm going to say, but on
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audio, this is the ideal place for it.
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So what I did when I was looking at this, I went to the Audible Ocon website and I searched
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for Stephen King, who's one of my favorite authors.
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Again, feel free to judge.
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And I got 145 results, which I guess doesn't surprise me, because he's got a lot of books,
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but they have—I mean, I don't know if they have all of them, but they have a lot,
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And what I'm going to recommend is the Dark Tower series by Stephen King, which is like
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a gazillion pages.
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And if I line them up on the shelf in hardcover and I said, "Oh, you should really read
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this book series," you'd be like, "Okay, whatever.
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There's no way I am reading that, because it's just too much.
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You can recommend one book and they're like, "Oh, maybe I'll read it and see if I like
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it," but recommending a seven-book series that took place basically over the course
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of my entire life, from 1970s and it ended in the 2000s.
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But an audio, they have every single one of these in audio, and if you're on a long car
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trip or you're going to be traveling or you're just going to listen to it over the summer
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at the beach or when you're out mowing the lawn, you just get every single one of the
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seven books and just plow through them.
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That is probably the only way most people are ever going to read a multi-thousand-page
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epic like The Dark Tower.
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We haven't done the Incomparable podcast about this series yet.
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We will eventually.
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I think it's great.
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Even when it goes off the rails a little bit, I think it all comes together in the end.
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So that's my recommendation.
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JAYLEE STEWART-G
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that one reason I do like audiobooks, especially, first of all, traveling and cars and everything,
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it's awesome for all that, but one thing I like about them is I actually like when
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a lot of books are abridged, because a lot of books need to be abridged.
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No, I hate when they're abridged. I was going to specifically mention these Darktar
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ones are unabridged, which I like, but I guess Audible has both, so if you're the kind
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of person who doesn't want to hear all the words in the book, then they have that for
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you, but I highly recommend the unabridged.
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Hudge, hudge, hudge.
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The unabridged. Show title, there you go.
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Alright, well thank you very much to Audible for sponsoring this episode of ATP. To get
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a free audiobook and 30-day trial, go to audiblepodcast.com/ATP. Thanks a lot.
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Alright, so what's next?
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Alright, so the other thing I wanted to ask you guys about, and perhaps more Marco than
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anyone else since you haven't done any of your other homework, is what do you suspect
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people will do—and I think we've touched on this briefly—but what do you suspect
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app developers will do with regard to dropping support of old versions of iOS when iOS 7
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I feel like we've glanced off the outer atmosphere of this topic, but I think there's more to
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So let's suppose that you haven't sold everything that you own, and let's suppose you still
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had at least one popular app, be that Insta-something else or Instapaper or whatever.
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What do you think you would do?
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I mean, you've said in the 300 other podcasts you were on this week that you're probably
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probably going to stick with iOS 7 for this new thing.
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But what do you think you would do if you had a successful existing iOS app?
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That's a really good question.
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Because, yeah, obviously, I think if you're making a new app and you have no legacy to
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support, I would say no question, make a brand new one and require iOS 7, period.
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No question?
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You can't say no question.
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say you're EA and you're going to release a game, you've got to support iOS 7. So you're
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talking to an independent developer, like a one or two person shop, making an application,
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yeah, then they should go iOS 7 only. But--
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And especially I am also referring to applications where they aren't custom making most of their
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entire interface. Like, you know, a game has usually an entirely custom interface that
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doesn't use any standard widgets or anything, at least in most cases.
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But even not a game.
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Like, say Evernote didn't exist, but they formed a company six months ago, and they're
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about to come out with their first product.
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It's going to be called Evernote.
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It's a note-taking type of thing.
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And I would still say don't make it iOS 7 only.
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I think that is a luxury that you have if you know that—well, you'll get into this,
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I'm sure, eventually, because the other side of this coin is you can stand out from the
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the pack by being iOS 7 only and being the only app that
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accurately links up with iOS.
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But I guess Microsoft Office would be another example,
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even though their new iOS office is not all that impressive.
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If Microsoft Office came out like the real Microsoft Office,
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not just like a SkyDrive application that
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lets you view and minimally edit apps,
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they have to support iOS 6.
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They can't say, oh, no, Microsoft Office for iOS 7 only,
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because that offers no advantage and it
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offers a mostly disadvantage.
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So it's not quite as universal, I think, as you're saying.
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But for you, it definitely is universal.
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And for lots of other people, it's
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a way to stand out from the pack.
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Because if you were the first to-do app that is truly
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iOS 7 native in look, feel, and functionality,
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you stand out more than if you just make another to-do app
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that works on iOS 6 and 7.
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And part of it also is about why your app exists.
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If you are somebody like Evernote, or like Instagram,
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or Twitter, like a big web service,
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where your primary business is not selling your app for a few bucks, your primary business
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is this big web service, especially if it's something social where you need to have as
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many people as possible, then you should be compatible with as many versions as possible.
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Then you might still need to run an iOS 5, who knows? Probably not 5, but you at least
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couldn't go 7 only so soon because that would really hurt your bottom line to lose all those
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free users, that would hurt the bigger product too much,
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probably, for a while.
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And similarly, if you're that kind of company,
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you should probably also have an Android app and a Windows
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Phone app and even a Windows 8 app,
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because you need to be everywhere.
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But for most people, most iOS developers
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are in one of two situations.
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Either they're doing contract work for somebody else,
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which is, I would assume, based on just anecdotal evidence
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and talking to people everywhere,
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I would assume that contractors are probably
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the bulk of the people programming for iOS.
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If not the majority, I bet they're a massive portion.
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Anyway, so if you're contracting for somebody else,
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you might not be able to make this choice, or at least not
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yet, or you might not be able to be that aggressive with it.
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So that'll just depend on your client
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on your business needs.
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But if you're in the segment of developers,
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like what I usually do, which is you sell an app for money,
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in some form, whether it's the magazine with an app purchase
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or something else with an app purchase
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or whether it's a few bucks up front for the app,
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like Vesper, Instapaper, that kind of stuff.
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If you're in that business where you need to make money
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from the app and you're better off having a better app
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that people will talk about and think is worth money
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and you're better off targeting people who will spend money on an app,
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then not only does that weight you more towards newer devices
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and people who upgrade quickly anyway,
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but then you really can stand out by, as you said,
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you really can stand out by having a really, really nice iOS 7 app
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from early on in that OS's release cycle.
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So if you're in that kind of situation,
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and obviously I think it's very important to recognize
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whether you are or not.
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But if you're in that kind of situation where you can benefit
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from having a really great app for the new OS
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and you're targeting people with money,
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then I think it's very safe to require it within about a month
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of the launch.
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I think one thing everyone can agree on,
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assuming Apple's numbers are accurate
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and I have no reason to doubt them,
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is that it's probably safe for everyone,
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if you're making a new application, to drop iOS 5.
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because 6, 93%, it doesn't matter who you are,
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that's safe at this point.
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Unless you're targeting the iPad,
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then it's a little bit less safe.
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Yeah, I guess if you have an app that's iPad only,
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and specifically targeted to people
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who are likely to have old iPads.
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But it's not going to get any safer than that.
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When are you going to have a higher number than that
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in adoption?
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As a lot of people were pointing out on Twitter today--
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maybe it's just one person.
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I cannot keep track before I read these things.
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iOS 7 probably won't be like that,
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Because iOS 6 stretched back pretty far,
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like a surprisingly far amount down to lower, crappier devices.
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Whereas iOS 7 draws the line a little bit closer up.
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And so we'll have to wait for those old devices to age out.
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And it will probably be a long, long time before iOS 7 or greater.
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That's not true.
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You don't think so?
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I'm thinking specifically of my cruddy iPod Touch that runs
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iOS 6 and totally shouldn't.
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No, well, iPod Touch--
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No, no, no, I'm saying--
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3GS is the other example, like that it could run iOS 6,
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but you know.
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But what does 7 go down to though?
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It goes down to the iPhone 4.
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- It supports everything that 6 does,
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except the 3GS and that iPhone 4 cord touch.
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- And any iPod touch except for the most reason.
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- Right, yeah, yeah, the one that was based
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on the iPhone 4 internals.
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It does not support that one.
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But it supports all the recent ones,
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which is, everything has been for sale
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except for the cheapest one until two weeks ago.
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- Well, the only iPod touch it supports
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is the absolute most recent one.
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It doesn't support any of the--
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Yes, but that's a little bit distorted
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because they skipped a year of the iPod Touch,
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which, as you know--
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Maybe my view of things is--
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maybe my view of things is also skewed because I'm an iPod
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Touch household.
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So it seems to me it's like if they came out with Mavericks
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and the only Macs it ran on are the absolute latest model
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that they're still currently selling in each product line.
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And you feel that way.
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But we'll see.
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But the proof is in the pudding.
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How well does it run is what really matters.
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Because I wish I had not upgraded my old Touched
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iOS 6 because it chugs. And so, yeah, it can run it, and I was initially happy that it
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was supported. And I guess I probably still am because there are probably a lot of apps
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that are iOS 6 only. At least I can run them, but it is not happy at all.
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Yeah. So, yeah, I think 7 cuts off about the same number of people, probably as 6 did.
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And I don't--
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If you're not an iPod touch user.
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Well, but if you're an iPad user, it cuts off nothing. So, maybe that balances out.
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Anyway, I'm not that worried about cutting off new devices for 7, because I don't think
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it's substantially different than every other OS release in that regard. So yeah, I don't
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know. And I think we are going to see some people holding back because they don't like
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the changes. Just like some people held back because they heard about maps or whatever
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on 6, or their jailbreaks don't work until a certain date afterwards or something like
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Those are all going to be like small slices.
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And they're all going to add up to something significant, but they're all going to deteriorate
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over time. Like once there's a jailbreakout for seven, if there isn't
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already, there might already be one. But once there's a jailbreakout,
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then one of those big slices goes away. Once there's, you know,
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to various degrees of tethering for the jailbreak, then
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everything all changes. Once most people get a little more comfortable with the idea of
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of how it looks, then another slice starts falling away.
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Once a new device comes out that replaces something
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that was old and unsupported, like maybe
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when the next generation of iPod Touch comes out,
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possibly this fall, who knows, maybe then
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some of the old iPod Touch users who can't run the new one,
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maybe they upgrade.
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And so then that slice falls away.
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And that's always what happens with every release.
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There's always these segments of people
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who either can't or won't run the new OS
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for a limited amount of time until either they
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change devices, their old device dies, or some condition changes that was holding them
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So the way you're talking, it almost sounds like if you still had Instapaper, you would
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make it iOS 7.
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Well, no. Instapaper still doesn't require iOS 6. Instapaper, I was set on requiring
00:41:51
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5 for a while. I forget when I started requiring 5, but it was before 6 was out, but not by
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that much. I think a few months before 6 came out.
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With the magazine, I was able to require six because I just didn't care and I wanted all
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the new stuff and I wanted to use Avenir next without having to pay for it for iOS 5.
00:42:15
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But again, I think there's a few different factors here, right?
00:42:21
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Obviously, again, if you don't need tons and tons of people necessarily, if you just need
00:42:28
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good app sales, that's different.
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Instacaper was a brand new app being released today, I would probably require, well, today
00:42:36
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I'd require six, but I don't know. I think if it already required six, and therefore
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if it had already cut off all the iPad One people, then I wouldn't have that much of
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a problem requiring seven within about two months of seven's release.
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But you also have to consider that the fallback, or the, I can't think of the word I'm looking
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for. But in order to support both iOS 7 and iOS 6, it stands to reason it's a lot more
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challenging than simultaneously supporting 6 and 5. You know what I mean? So in other
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words, two...
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Well, not necessarily. I mean, it really depends, right? The magazine supports 7 with a very,
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very small code change. It's literally just like, you know, it's hidden under the status
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bar accidentally, so you've got to like change that. That's it. That's a very small change.
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And you can conditionally do that, you know, if I'm running on 7, do this. Otherwise, do
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this. You know, if there's few enough of those conditions, that's manageable. I think the
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big problem with trying to support 7 and 6 at the same time isn't necessarily the code
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complexity, because you can make that work. You know, for the most part, you can deal
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with that. The big problem is by not fully adopting 7's new interface stuff, your app
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will look old and feel old. That's the big problem. It's not about code. Well, it would
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be about code if you actually need to rewrite, if you write two separate interfaces, then
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it is about code. Please don't do that. But if it's just about, you know, we have to work
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on both, then what you're going to have is an iOS 6 app that happens to be compatible
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with 7, and it's going to look and feel like an iOS 6 app for the most part. You'll get
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like the new bar styles once you compile it for 7 and stuff. But you won't have any of
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the new navigation stuff. And it'll be a lot harder for you to add that in to an existing
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code base that has to also run on 6 all the time.
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They very heavily used the 10.3 days?
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It was like one of their flagpole UI elements.
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They said, here's Mac OS X, and it's
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to have these drawers in my application.
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not going to be carbon application where I'm going to use it, it's going to be Kogo, and
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I'm going to get to use drawers and do all this stuff and look at I'mNative. And then
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everyone's like, yeah, no, not so much on that drawer thing. And then you're stuck with
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an application with drawers and you go, oh, I've got to change this to a sidebar. So we
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don't know what is the equivalent of drawers. If anything, maybe there's no equivalent of
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drawer in iOS 7. There might be something in there that's like that, that seems like
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a good idea, and everyone jumps in the bandwagon and says, oh, look at this, I'mNative, I'm
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a real iOS 7 application. And then everyone goes, ooh, actually not so great. And then
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you're forced to rewrite parts of your UI because that entire interface element or some
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aspect of it falls out of favor or is determined to not be a good idea.
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Not that that argues against doing it.
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You really should go whole hog into iOS 7 because someone's got to find out if there
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are any drawers to continue to talk to this analogy lurking.
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The only way you're going to find out is for people to make real applications using the
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system that Apple has devised, and we'll find out what works and what doesn't, right?
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If I were to wager a guess, I think what will happen is a lot of these big apps, say like
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Evernote, maybe that's a little too big, but take Instapaper for example, maybe they'll
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try to dance the, you know, "We'll still look like iOS 6 for the most part.
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We're not going to look like the fancy new iOS 7 thing."
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And I don't think that's going to work for very long.
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I think that even your average customer is going to say, "Why does this look so old?
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Why doesn't it look better?"
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And I suspect that people will hedge in the direction of not requiring iOS 7.
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And then Marco, I think you'll end up right, that people will quickly end up requiring
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it after just a couple months.
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And also, it's going to take a little while for developers to realize what they should
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do under iOS 7.
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This is why I've said, as soon as we get beta 2, which actually might be before this
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podcast is released, but as soon as we get beta 2, I'm installing it on my main phone,
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because I need to start learning it.
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I have it on this 4S, but I hardly ever use the 4S for anything because it has no data
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plans. It's basically an iPod touch, but I have an iPhone. So it's never in my pocket.
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I'm never using it. I need to immerse myself in iOS 7 as a user so I can start to understand
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how my app should be. It's going to take developers a while to get into that, I think.
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Tim Cynova Do the 4S and the 5 have the same size SIM?
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I don't remember.
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I'm not sure. I guess I could pop it over if I do.
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That's what I was going to say is if it were me, I mean, I don't have a--
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But it's so chunky.
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The screen's so short.
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Oh, it's so terrible.
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The short screen is the one that's going to kill you.
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I still like the four design better than the five design in terms of, like, an object.
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But yeah, the short screen, you're like, you can't go back once you get the taller one.
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It's going to be the same way when the iPhone Plus comes out.
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By the way, the chat is correcting us that actually know that they're not the same sim size.
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Oh, then you won't have to suffer through the small screen then.
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Keep in mind that my carry phone is a 4S, you spoiled jerks.
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That's alright. You'll probably upgrade this fall, right?
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Are you on a two-year cycle? Yes, sir.
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I should say that they sent, apparently I'm their favorite because they sent me a demo
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unit to play with and I have never really played with network attached storage before
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and this thing was set up pretty much immediately and it is basically private Dropbox in the
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of their software? Am I making that up?
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Yes, there's a 2.0 version. It might be out by the time this podcast airs. I spoke with
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They want to make sure it's stable and everything
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and things like that.
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Also worth pointing out is that these capacities--
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I mean, to get two terabytes on Dropbox,
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you're going to end up paying quite a lot.
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they can give this to you.
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So there's no monthly fees.
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You could buy the enclosure up front and you're set.
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Yeah, it's really nice.
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It really is.
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Before we move on, I have one brief thing
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to say about the Transporter. I know a lot of nerds who hear about this, and I think
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the first time I heard about it on a podcast ages ago, I thought, "It sounds like a step
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backwards, because it's like, 'Oh, a Dropbox, everything's in the cloud. I don't have to
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worry about storage anymore.' And then these people want to sell me a hard drive in a box?
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Didn't we already do that? I'm removed on from having a hard drive in a plastic box
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or whatever." But as I've learned more about the product and looked at it, what I do is
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I fast-forwarded my mind like 10, 20 years, and what got me to watching the video on their
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site where they show like, you know, they're always doing these videos where they show
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a nice house with transporters all over it, and everyone's work desk has a transporter
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on it or whatever.
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So if you think about it, these things are already pretty small.
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Like if you look at them, you know, it's a 2.5-inch drive, they're already pretty small,
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but shrink these things down in 10, 20 years to be like similar capacities, but now they're
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the size of a thumb drive, and like they barely need any energy, or maybe they like get all
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their energy wirelessly or something like that, and have way more of them.
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And that is actually more of the future, because instead of having a single central service
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using Amazon S3 as its back end or whatever, you have a real truly completely distributed
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system where everyone's house is just littered with these little things that deal with their
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storage and they're all redundant and talking to each other and completely secure, and there
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is no central point of failure.
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And people aren't in control of their own data because they control, "Oh, I put these
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three at home, these four at work, these up in the vacation house," or whatever.
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your own data, you get all the benefits of a cloud where you can get at it anywhere and
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it's redundant and you don't have to be like, "Oh, my power went out of my house, but I
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still have access to my work transporter and it's synced with my home or whatever." And
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that actually sounds more like the sci-fi books where it's like a distributed network
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of completely independent little tiny storage pods instead of relying on a single company
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to do your cloud hosting stuff.
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Oh, yeah. And plus, you get one of these at home, one of these at work. That's going to
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to be way cheaper than having two terabytes of S3 storage that you have to pay for every
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Yeah, and it might actually be faster, too.
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Dropbox occasionally gives me data rates that I know are not anywhere close to maxing out
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my Fios connection, and I don't know if they're throttling it or if S3 is cranky or if I'm
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talking to a server in Seattle and it's far away from me and it's a lot of hops, but
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I'm like, even just waiting for the audio files to upload to you, they're not going
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at the speed of my upload connection.
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Whereas if we both had transporters,
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like the only thing--
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--would be stopping, it would just be our internet guys.
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That's a great example, because that's
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one of the problems I have with a lot of online backup services
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and things like that, is that I have this awesome fat files
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connection, and a lot of servers can't-- or services
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can't accept my files fast enough.
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That's one of the reasons why previous sponsor Backblaze,
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why I like them so much, because Backblaze can actually
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accept my uploads really quickly and usually
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as fast as I'm willing to send them, whereas a lot of other services can't do that. But
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yeah, this is even better. This is just going direct from your pipe at home to wherever
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you're requesting it from. Anyway, moving on. Thanks to the transporter.
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Well, yep. Thank you very much. And thanks for sending at least one of us a demo unit.
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I really do like it. So...
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I think pretty much anything called the transporter is cool, because you had the movies, right?
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I mean, that was...
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Oh, you're going to get so much email.
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When you Google for it, the movie isn't the number one hit, but they're the number two,
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They're doing pretty well. That's pretty gazie. Oh, that was a very very popular movie series
00:56:43
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It was entertaining. It was bad. Why that's me. That's it's the it is like the pinnacle of bad entertaining movies and
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Jason Statham is that he says him he he is in so many bad entertaining movies
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that but this I think this I think the transporter especially the first one is just like
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The the the best example of this category, but didn't use out ease the whole time so we can't yeah
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I believe it was a, I believe there were eight with the W12.
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Yeah, they were all, they were all the big outies of memory.
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So I only saw the first one I think, and it was an A8 if memory.
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But it had the W12 engine, I believe. So it was like the souped up A8.
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Yeah, whatever. Anyway, uh, I have another couple of things we can talk about,
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but I've been captain dictator.
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So do you guys have something you would like to share?
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Did I complain about the iOS 7 calendar already?
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No, you did not.
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I had this in my mind as soon as I saw the keynote.
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And I was like, well, it's just a little thing, not a big deal.
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It's a beta, whatever.
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But it's just been gnawing at me.
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And then I always thought, well, maybe I already
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complained about it.
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But anyway, if this is a repeat, I apologize.
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And blame the other two for not reminding me
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that they already talked about it.
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So in the Google Docs file that I know you all constantly
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have open, there's a link to an Apple Insider article
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that has the picture I want that I'm pretty sure
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was shown publicly so we're not breaking in at the end of the
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But anyway, you can just go to appleinsider.com and the link will be in the show notes.
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Do you guys have this picture up now?
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Yeah, I got it.
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It took me a while to figure out how to click a link from Google Docs.
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Or Marco can just pull up his iOS 7 device and look at the calendar.
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But look at the middle picture of the calendar showing the month view.
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I think I complained about it on Twitter.
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Maybe that's what I'm remembering.
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Did you see that?
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The month view?
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We were all in the sessions and heard about the philosophy of iOS 7.
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And even in the keynote, they talked about it, about clarity and deferring to the content,
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not having a lot of Chrome getting in the way, what's important about this, I just want
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to see this stuff.
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And so a good example of that is the red dot on the number 17 in the screenshot showing
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you that today is the 17th.
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You look at the screen, you can immediately find what day today is.
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It's not like a subtle gray highlight or a little tiny underline.
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It's like, boom, red circle, today is the 17th.
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Not a lot of vertical lines separating anything, and it's very clean, the numbers are laid
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But to me, and this happens to me in lots of calendar apps, on the Mac, in menu bar
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icons, anywhere, the most important thing, especially in stupid outlook for the Mac,
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the most important thing for me to know is, "What the hell month am I looking at?"
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That's really important to me.
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Like, "Oh, don't you know what the current month is?"
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If you see the current day, don't you always know what the current...
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No, I don't always know what the current month is, especially when it's on month boundaries
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or have we crossed over and stuff.
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And if you're paging through and you're not on the page with today, what month am I looking
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That is super important.
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That is like the most important piece of content on this page with the possible exception of
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what today's date is.
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But even today's date is meaningless if you don't know what month it is.
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And look how they treat the month in the month view on the calendar.
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Do you see where it is in the screenshot?
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I'm looking at the old calendar app on my phone next to this to see for comparison.
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I don't know if it's better or worse the same, but all I know is it's bad.
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No, the old one, there's like a second title bar below the main bar, and it just says in
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big bold letters, "June 2013," right in the middle.
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And this one says, "June."
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It does not say June, it has the three-letter abbreviation.
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And it's like, of all the content on this page, it should be just gigantic and bold
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and not abbreviated, right?
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Well, also, it's going to change positions as you flip through the months of where it's
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Yes, because it's like, I was asking people on Twitter, why in the world, like, this is
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so in conflict with their stated philosophy.
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Like they taught, I think they even brought this up when they're talking about the philosophy
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of like, "Defer the content.
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The content is king.
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We really just want to see, people just want to see their content."
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And the photo's like, "Look, we want to see your photos.
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"Here, I want to see what the friggin' month is."
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Like, "Oh, well that's not so important.
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We're going to abbreviate it because it's more important for us to attach it right above
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the number one in the month."
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And you're right that it will...
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Not only is it small, not only is it not emphasized, like it's even less distinct than the back
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button, for crying out loud, it's going to move on every single page because if the first
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day is a Friday or Thursday or Wednesday, it's going to move around and continue to
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be abbreviated.
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And that, I mean, it's...
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They made one choice that is counter to what they're doing, and I thought it wouldn't bother
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decision in one application, those guys will fix it. I mean, the Notes app could be argued
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as even worse with the weird letterpress style and the inset shadows and stuff or whatever.
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But like, what? Big deal. Nobody's perfect. They have a philosophy. They're saying, "This
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is what our philosophy is. This is our ideal. Okay, we failed to achieve it." But as time
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has passed, it continues to just stick in my craw that I'm just like having them up
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there showing this application and saying those words. Like, you'd want to hide this
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one. You'd want to be like, "Oh, don't look at that one. That one we know doesn't conform
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to our philosophy. Don't show it and say, "Isn't this beautiful? Isn't this nice?"
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No, it's not. It says "JUN." It's bothering me more and more.
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And so I know everyone is talking about the icons on the home screen, and are they going
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to change those? Oh, don't worry. It's just a beta. They'll have plenty of time to refine
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them. This is what I'm looking at.
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They won't, though.
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Well, anyway, this is what I'm looking at as my bellwether, because this doesn't require
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you redrawing a whole bunch of icons. This just requires someone to go, "You know what?
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month is a pretty darn important thing in month view. It does not deserve to be abbreviated.
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It should be bigger. It should be bolder. And that's the kind of—I mean, just center
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it. Put it on the same line. Center it. Let them spell it out. Plenty of room for German
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month names, which I assume are much longer than ours. Whatever.
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But faster. Yeah.
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And they all move over to the right when you come up behind them.
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I don't know. It bothers me. And I expected after the keynote to see a million people
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slamming this because it is the most obvious example of "Do what I say, not as I do."
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Well, you know, people have been pointing this out a lot,
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and not just-- well, this is actually the first time
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I've seen the calendar complaint.
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But people, us included, have pointed out lots of just design
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flaws in iOS 7 so far.
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And I think it's important to consider that similar to how
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Apple, the company, they always look out for-- people think,
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oh, they do everything, whatever is best for users.
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But that's not quite true.
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they do what's best for Apple first,
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and then secondarily what's best for users.
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And if those priorities are ever challenged,
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what's best for Apple always wins.
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Similar to that, I think we all think of Apple
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as this company that has this really great design sense,
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and they do mostly, but there's always been
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this kind of competing interest at Apple
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of what looks cool.
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And what looks cool, I think, is more important overall
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then what's a great design to them in many instances,
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and especially in software.
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Hardware, they can often find the right balance.
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In software, they often don't.
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And I think this is one of those examples a lot about iOS 7.
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For example, I think using the super thin font everywhere,
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I find the extremely thin font extremely hard to read.
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And the fact that there is that adjust legibility setting
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to just make the font a little bit thicker,
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That alone says they know this too,
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and somebody's fighting about it internally.
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There's always things like this with Apple software.
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Almost everything they've removed
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from this quotes, geomorphics stuff from desktop calendar
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and stuff like that, almost all these things
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are things that were put in there because they look cool.
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And high enough up people, oftentimes Steve in the past,
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high enough up people thought they looked cool enough
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to push them through even though people knew that it wasn't as good of a design or it wasn't
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as functional or it wasn't as usable or it wasn't as legible.
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In the case of Jun, the cool thing that they are preserving, which many people pointed
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out and which I think is totally not a justification for it but is possibly an explanation, is
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that when you go from the month to the year view, like they want to do the transition,
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it looks like you're just zooming out. And in the year view, the months are abbreviated.
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And I think there it kind of makes sense because you can do the abbreviation in a much larger
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font. You can put three big letters. You see it to the left there. It would be harder to
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read September spelled out on the year view, but you can make SCP really big for September.
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So they want the dynamic transition, that jun to go right into the little jun on the
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year view in a transition. And it's like, "Oh, see? It's perfect." Just like how the
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title slides over with the back button to become the title of the previous page and
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all that stuff. It's just perfect, right? And someone was so married to that perfect
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transition that they could not bear a crossfade into J-U-N-E, right? You know what I mean?
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Like, a crossfade from year view into month view, where the three-letter abbreviation
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crossfades into the full month name, is not the end of the world.
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But someone was like, "No, we're married to me.
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This is the transition.
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No crossfades.
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It's got to feel like it's a real thing."
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And that's the wrong call, because it's better to sacrifice the purity of that transition
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to conform to your other supposed purity, which is clarity and deferment to the content
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and what is important and just show what's important to the user.
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But if something is almost as usable and looks really cool,
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they will always opt for that every time.
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- Yeah, it's just a bad call, it's just a bad call
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in one app, it's not a big deal, but like,
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that's my canary in the coal mine.
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I'm gonna be watching to see when that abbreviation
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gets bigger.
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- I'll be watching to see when the default font is thicker.
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But to go back to the calendar,
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I do think it was very cool, and John,
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you touched on this briefly, the way the transitions worked,
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and I don't have an iOS 7 device here,
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but my memory tells me that when you went
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from the day view to the month view,
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you kind of zoomed out and back towards your face.
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That's a terrible description,
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but you kept zooming outwards,
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and like you said, Jon, you went from the month view
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and then you zoomed out to the year view,
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and then the way the transition for the home screen is,
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when you hit the home screen from the year view,
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or when you hit the home button from the year view,
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you would kind of zoom out again into Springboard,
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and I just thought that was really well done
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and really cool, but before you said Crossfade,
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I was thinking to myself, "You know, that's weird. Why didn't they do a crossfade from
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month to year?"
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Because it's not… But, you know, real Zooms don't crossfade, right? The thing about
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all those things is I think they are good and they are really neat to see, but all the
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previous versions of iOS have pretty much demonstrated that the conceptual model of
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home screen application, like that one level of you're either in an app or you're in
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a home screen, people get that, even with the transitions that are not as beautiful
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perfect as they are on iOS 7.
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Because like you said, if you tap on it in iOS 7, the calendar in particular, because
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it's icon looks like you had simply zoomed in on the day view in a month calendar, and
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it's just all like, "Oh, I'm just pushing back, pushing back, zooming in, zooming in,"
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and just one smooth, continuous experience.
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That's great and all, but it's fixing something that wasn't really a problem, because everybody
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very quickly rocks screen with a bunch of icons, you're in an app, you hit that button,
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you go back to the screen with a bunch of icons.
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Everybody gets that.
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It's not super duper, you know, even ignoring folders, which I think people still also kind of get, but just that model of like you're either
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on springboard or you're in an app and if you're in an app and you want to get to springboard you hit the button, you don't
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need the transition like, you know, like the genie effect to say where the hell did my window go?
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I think that is still necessary because people click a button on their window and the window just has appeared
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they will not notice that a little square appeared in the lower right, but I think everybody even if there was zero transition
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Grok's the model eventually and certainly now of just like oh, I get it now. I'm in an app
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I hit that button. I'm back on the screen with the icons. I get how those two things are arranged and so this
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Marriage to this particular transition is like it's too much
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It's killing an ant with sledgehammer like we get it
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We understand how you get to and from the home screen and so like I don't say you shouldn't do it. It's good
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It's nice and everything, but do not sacrifice aspects of the application for it. You know
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Yeah, I think it's gonna be a lot like like you know what like when I when I made the magazine 1.0
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and my goal was to have no settings screen.
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And then that actually turned out to cause
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a few other bad design decisions,
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because I was trying to reach that one goal,
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and reality interfered,
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and I had to compromise in other ways.
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And that turned out to be the wrong decision.
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I think there's a lot of cases like that in iOS 7
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where they're trying to preserve something
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about the appearance or the structure or their principles,
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and they're trying to say, "Well, we need to do,
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We need to make this choice because of this principle, that this was one of our goals.
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So therefore, because this animation is going to be this certain way, then it'll look
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best to have Jun there instead of Jun.
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And so this is what we're stuck with.
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This is the right thing to do.
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And eventually they're going to start refining that and cutting back on some of these things,
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I think, or finding new ways to satisfy both.
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Like they've got principles that they laid out, and some of the principles sometimes
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come in conflict.
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question of which one wins. And picking the right winner is just as important as picking
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the correct principles. Because we all agree with the principles, "Oh, the transition
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should be smooth and obvious, and also we agree with, oh, the content should be emphasized
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and not the Chrome." Like, if you're on board with the iOS 7 idea, we're on board
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with both of those. And it's like, okay, when they come in conflict, we maybe don't
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agree with picking the transition one over the content being king. Or deciding that their
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entire treatment of text also clashes with someone being able to look at this thing at
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a glance and all they see is the content. Like, what they want to know is there, and
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they're not distracted by the interface. And if people are having trouble reading these
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spindly little fonts, then some other aspect of the philosophy has stomped on the one we
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think should be more important.
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Right, exactly.
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Are we really that surprised either that Apple, when creating this new whizbang thing, has
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favored the new whizbang thing over what is arguably right? In other words, I don't think
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surprising that they're choosing Jun over doing something that doesn't really fit the
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whizbang as well, but is really the right answer, and that's putting Jun in.
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Does that make sense?
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But they picked these tenets.
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They really hammered on deferring to the user and the content and emphasizing the content
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over the Chrome.
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That's them.
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No one's putting that on them.
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They're not burdened with that.
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They've chosen that as a tent pole of iOS 7.
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And it's up to them to figure out, like, if they give us all these philosophies and tenets
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of iOS 7, they have to figure out how to reconcile these in a pleasing way.
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And it seems to me that they're picking the wrong ones.
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Like, the one that most people could be on board with, I think the one that most people
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are on board with is, "Okay, good.
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No more weird leather and felt and stuff.
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That's not important.
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It's distracting.
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We just want to see the information.
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Show me my calendar.
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Show me what the month is.
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Show me what today's date is.
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show me if I've got it in the com— like, I just want the information, don't distract
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me with fancy looking buttons and stuff.
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I think that's the one that we all agree is a good idea in iOS 7.
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And the other ones they latched onto about their particular treatment of typography and
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how things are transitioned were like, "Those are good and everything, but we really like
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the one where you emphasize the content and not the Chrome."
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And their prioritization of those, the tenets that they chose, seemed to be different than
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everyone else's at this point.
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Well, and this is, I mean, all design for all apps, every, design is a whole bunch of
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series of choices, and most of them are not easy choices. And, you know, because with
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those, with those principles they have, almost none of them are, you can just say, "All
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right, well, you know, how should this thing behave? Well, we're going to satisfy all
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three of those things perfectly and make everything great by just doing this one option here."
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Like, every time you're designing something, developing something, you're always having
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to compromise on those things.
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And good design is about figuring out the right compromises.
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'Cause there's always gonna be lots of conflicting rules
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and principles and factors and everything like that.
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And what makes a good designer a good designer
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is having great judgment there,
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and then also being able to look back
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when they've been wrong and say, you know what,
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that was the wrong choice, this is overall better
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to do it this other way.
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Is that all we got?
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I think we're good.
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Alright, well thanks a lot to our two show sponsors, Audible.
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Go to audiblepodcast.com/atp and File Transporter or just simply Transporter.
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Go to filetransporter.com/atp and thanks a lot guys.
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
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Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them
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So that's Casey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Arment
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S-I-R-A-C-U-S-A-C-Racusa
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It's accidental
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They didn't mean to
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I don't have any objections to it. If we have the blessing of the person in the chat
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room who will never get credit on the show, will just have to tell his grandchildren,
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"They used my title once." Didn't hear that on the show, grandpa.
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Oh, trust me. I do kind of like "I Feel Like John Syracuse
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Now," but I don't think that really makes sense in the grand scheme of things.
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know how I feel. You don't know what it feels like to be me.
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No one really does. Oh my god, I'm losing it. That's not even that late. We've had
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some fun reviews lately. Really? I don't even read them. I always
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forget that that's a thing that I can go check.
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Not that many reviews. Maybe we should have every three months begging for people to review
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us because I remember that they existed recently, too. I usually check them pretty obsessively,
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I had a long spell where I didn't.
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I mean, WWDC had an interruption.
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I went back, and there weren't that many new ones.
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So maybe we have to go back to that section of the show where we beg everybody to leave
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iTunes reviews.
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Well, the problem is that they're not in the theme song, that there's no call-out in the
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We're getting tons of Twitter followers.
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Our site's doing great.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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You don't need to call it the theme song.
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But every once in a while, you mention the review, and people go, "We have a lot of reviews.
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All our reviews are good."
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And most of them—the good thing about having a show with three people on it is that in
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In most reviews, your chances of them saying something nice about you are good.
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The reviews always say something good about two out of three people.
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That's true.
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And then someone gets thrown under the bus.
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That is true, actually.
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Usually, it gives good odds.
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That's mostly true.
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However, I cannot remember seeing a bad comment about John Ever.
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And if there's a bad comment, I'd say it's two-thirds about how much of a [censored] Marco
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is and one-third about how ignorant and stupid I am.
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My bad comments are pretty great.
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I know, but that's the bad thing that they say, is that my performance in this show is
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lesser and it doesn't satisfy their need for whatever it is they need.
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I'm getting off with the least bad reviews.
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But what I'm saying is, most of them, two out of three people, they say something nice
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Yeah, but some of the—God, I'm trying to find one or two of them that were interesting.
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Oh, here you go.
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Marco is so full of himself, but John makes up for them all.
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Seriously, a good listen.
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That's the entire review.
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Yeah, I feel like that's pretty standard, I would say.
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I feel like nobody really insults you, Casey.
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The only thing people say about you is, "You want to read some bad Casey ones?
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Go find some.
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They're in there."
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I would love to read some bad Casey ones.
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I just thought the only bad Casey ones were like, "Who's this guy?"
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Who the hell is Casey?
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Now they know who he is and they don't like him.
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So in the middle of a very long review, I think Armit and Sirkusa feel that they need
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a moderator of sorts to keep the show moving.
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I agree, but they picked the wrong guy.
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They picked a friend rather than someone with the requisite skill set.
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Casey is in over his head.
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I would have been too, but I would have declined the offer.
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First of all, that's why you're wrong.
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None of us like Casey.
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First of all, suppose his entire premise is true.
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Do you think anybody could like reign us in when John and I are both talking forever about
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something like that?
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It's an impossible job.
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I don't know how to approach this diplomatically and delicately.
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So I'm just gonna say you too impossible sometimes
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Actually this was legitimately good feedback and actually to be fair made me try to work on on something that I do think is an
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Issue Casey's diplomatic to the point of blandness always tempering his point of view as if to not upset anyone ever
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Which continues I miss hypercritical but having John Syracuse on any podcast is better than none and I actually think he is
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That that was a reasonable point. I just like it's like the Dark Crystal though
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You guys that before you guys time you know dark crystal no
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Not Marco nothing what chat room this is what I have to work with here
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questioned whether I should preface that with like oh have you guys heard of that because I would be like
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Insulting it's like have you guys heard of Star Trek like you'd be like oh come on like of course we're gonna start
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I don't be stupid, but nothing all right nevermind
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The chat room is catching up in there. They all hate us now so although
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I will say, to go back a step, Ben Rice said, "I still think Casey List is Marco's imaginary
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Well, I'll try my dark or something anyway.
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What we have here with the three of us together is all the ingredients that are needed, they're
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just not evenly distributed.
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Some of Marco's self-confidence needs to go into Casey, and some of Casey's ability to
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shut up needs to go into me and Marco.
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That's about right, I'd say.
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See what I'm saying?
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That's fantastic.
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If we find them, then we would have the ultimate podcast host who would then be very lonely.
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Oh, God, that's so true.
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And Dented Meat is right.
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We all thought he was the imaginary friend around here, and then we met him.
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Yeah, I met him for like ten seconds, but we did meet him.
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Oh, by the way, Casey's real and he's spectacular.
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You get that reference.
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Yes, he's got that reference.
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Oh, my God, I'm losing my crap over here.
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Can that please be the show intro?
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We have so many great show interns.
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I'll have to save them up.
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We might have to do an "after the evening" or whatever, or "subsequent to the evening"
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or whatever we're calling it.
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This is good.
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It's called "Before Midnight."
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Before Midnight, yeah, exactly.
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Oh, goodness.
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I should find some of these bad reviews and pull up Gruber and read them all.
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No, I mean, people aren't really mean.
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You know what I mean?
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No, for the most part.
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There were a couple that actually stung, but genuinely, there were a couple that actually
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They only think if there's a kernel of truth.
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You know what I mean?
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Well, yes and no.
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But people aren't being like, "Go read some reviews to other podcasts, and you'll
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see much more."
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That's the problem.
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Nobody hates us enough to write a really funny bad review.
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They only hate us enough to write kind of mean reviews.
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Well, because all listeners are all discerning and intelligent and attractive people.
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Even the ones who hate us are articulate enough to leave a reasonable review.
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I think the only one that stung-- I shouldn't say it stung.
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The one that I read about me hedging too much,
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that was absolutely valid.
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And it kind of stung, but more was like, dude,
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I really do need to work on that.
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The one about me being over my head kind of hurt.
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It's OK, though.
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I'll be all right.
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But the premise there just is not valid.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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Like, I don't think people understand
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that you're a programmer for a living.
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They think you're just some guy off the street.
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Well, I don't know.
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most of the time. Still, come on. You know what I mean.
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He writes Perl! How are you shitting your ass on me? He writes Perl. Come on.
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But people think I'm an iOS or OS X developer, and I'm not.
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No, actually, all kidding aside, forgive me for starting mutual admiration society,
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but you know a d*** about Objective-C and Coco and Coco Touch for someone who never does any of this.
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I know. I don't know if they know that or want to do it.
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He says "prejudice me."
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That's also a thing that non-programmers don't understand, is that at a certain point, when
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you have a certain level of experience in programming, the mysticism of different APIs
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and languages falls away, and you just kind of realize that it's all more or less the
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That's the whole thing.
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Employers are like this, too.
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Once you've been a professional programmer for, I don't know, five years, certainly for
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ten, assuming you've been keeping your skills up or whatever, you can learn any language,
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because it's like, "Okay, well, what's the equivalent of whatever in this language?"
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Conceptually you understand everything you need to know, and it's just a matter of syntax.
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The same thing with APIs.
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Once you've used an API that has all these concepts in terms of callbacks and notifications
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and event loops and background processes, conceptually, once you understand the concepts,
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it's not like, "Oh, but you're an iOS programmer.
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You'll never understand OS X," or "You'll never understand .NET."
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It's all the same stuff.
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there's very rarely some new revolutionary idea that you can't even grok, and it's just
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a matter of the details. Oh yeah, and going back to our design discussion,
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I think it's a similar thing with like, you know, most programming languages don't come
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out and do like radically totally unheard of ideas. It just, they're all trade-offs.
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And it's like, all right, well, wickshadow trade-off, you know, like what are your priorities
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for what you're doing, and therefore wickshadow trade-off is the best for you to use for this,
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you know? Like there's, like, that's why it's so hard to say that one language is, quote,
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better than another because usually they just have made different trade-offs.
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And I think there is a thing where if someone just uses one language forever and that language
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doesn't have anonymous functions or closures or currying or pick your whatever feature,
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then you won't have seen that concept. And if some of the language is heavily based on
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it, you will not grok it and you will have to first grok that concept. But that's why
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I was saying if you've been in the industry for a long time and used lots of different
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languages, eventually you didn't spend your entire time and see eventually you run across
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a language that has these features. Or even if you're just in a language that never had
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lexical scope and you don't understand how that works or why it might be useful.
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But I feel like, especially in today's development, like the web where you encounter seven languages
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running one application, you get all the concepts or whatever. But I think for non-programmers
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listening, they will assign you an expertise in a particular realm and decide that you
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can't possibly have any intelligent comment on the other realm. So because Casey's a .NET
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net programmer, like what could he possibly have intelligent to say about OS X? Well,
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it's not as evolved, that's totally foreign, I can't possibly understand what's going
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on there. Like, GUI API is a GUI API, right? You know, talking to a database from programming
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languages, talking to a database, you know, have you used an ORM before? Well, we have
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ORMs here too, you know, it's just all the same stuff.
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As long as we can all agree that PHP does suck.
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Yes, well, we do. Everyone agrees. No one disagrees.
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There is no better or worse language, except PHP, which is worse.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Look, I still use it, because again, it's the trade-offs, right?
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There's joke languages that are worse, right?
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There's like brain f***.
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That's worse.
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You know, there is levels to go down farther, but yeah, at a certain point.
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I mean, arguably, PHP is kind of a joke language.
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Actually, here's an interesting question, which maybe we should say for a show.
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Which is a worse language, PHP or JavaScript?
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Oh, PHP, no contest, come on.
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I think that might require some thought.
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No, because JavaScript just has so much fewer moving parts.
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So even if you think all those parts in JavaScript are worse than the parts in PHP, PHP has so
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many freaking parts.
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Well, JavaScript has browsers, you know?
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I don't know.
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No, no, the language.
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We're just talking about the language.
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The language is just—
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No, no, we're talking about—if you're talking about moving parts, we're talking
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about it in practice here.
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No, I mean like the language, like think of the size of the API, you know?
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PHP is just crazy.
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Yeah, but think about how much in JavaScript is just not accessible from the API. I don't
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That's what JavaScript is. JavaScript is a simple language that's crappy, but at least
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I mean, PHP might be worse than JavaScript, but I would really have to make a pros and
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cons list or something. Really think about it and really weigh it. I think their badness
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is closer than you might assume.
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Well, you know, it's the same thing with the PHP discussion we had way back when.
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It's like, I'm talking about just the language and the abstract, like in terms of here are
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the keywords, here's the syntax, here's the concepts it embodies, and not any of the practical
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Once you throw the practical concerns into it, other things come in, because like JavaScript
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as a language is better than PHP as a language, but you may say developing a real application
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in JavaScript is worse because of variances in browsers, whereas PHP is always the same,
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or whatever.
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You know, like then you can make different arguments.
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But when I'm talking about the language, I'm always talking about the language in the abstract.
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You're a language designer. You want to make a thing that executes. There are no real-world concerns at all
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You're just designing a language the same way you design a written language
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Here's the syntax here are the nouns and verbs and here's how it's structured and you know the whole nine yards
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I want to piddle with some of the server-side
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screw around with
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You're so hyper this is a whole nother show
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It really is well, you know what?
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We should just bank this for the next time one of us isn't around
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But anyway, I want to screw around with Node.js
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or one of the new hotness web frameworks.
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- Node.js is so two years ago, come on.
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I live in the .NET world.
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- Isn't the Windows Azure thing,
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isn't that Node on the server?
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I think it is, right? - I believe that's right.
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Yeah, I think so.
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- It's certainly interesting.
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Whatever I see about Node.js,
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it looks like it's probably really interesting right now,
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but when you're programming something
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and you don't want to spend a ton of time
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like on the nuts and bolts of it,
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you don't really want interesting.
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You want something that was interesting five years ago.
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And so I think Node.js, whatever project
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I start five years from now, I'll probably use it then.
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Well, here's the ideal project for something like Node
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if you want to experiment.
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It would be something like Matt and Reece's TweetMarker type
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service, where conceptually, again, there's
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not a lot of moving parts.
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Like you're going to be storing an offset or a position
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for people in some sort of server back end.
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And what your server software has to do
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is basically accept a request, maybe
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with some minor authentication, and then
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get and store a number for somebody.
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You know what I mean?
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It's not going to--
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That's your problem.
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You're not going to hit a problem where, oh, crap,
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the icons library sucks for this.
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So then you can write that in Node
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and be like, my first Node application.
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It's one step above writing an echo server.
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But you get all the advantages that are supposedly in Node.
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You can say, OK, does this scale really awesome?
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Is this super easy to deploy, and I can run it everywhere?
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And you can really torture test it and say, all right,
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I could have written this in anything,
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because the amount of code, it's like three pages of code for the server part of it, not
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the storage part, not the all the other stuff, just for the web app part.
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And that's a perfect opportunity to try out something new, because you're like, "If it
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doesn't work, I'll just rewrite it and pick your favorite language and it won't be a big
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But if it does work, maybe I'll get all these advantages that everyone says about Node."
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You know what I think we should do is we should write websites in just straight C, because
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that sounds bright.
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Been there, done that, yep.
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I'm trying to troll you.
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Nothing better than string manipulation in C.
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Really secure too.
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No buffer overflows in my query parsing code, no sir.