430: Apple Did Not Eat That Food
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I've lost my play/pause shortcut on my keyboard.
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Like it just doesn't work anymore,
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and I haven't debugged Waa yet,
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and wow is that disruptive.
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- No, I did, I tried rebooting.
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- Yeah, I've had some weird issues,
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like sometimes my keyboard will stop being recognized
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until I unplug and replug the USB receiver.
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So yeah, it's a whole thing.
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What's also very strange,
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I'm gonna have even more pre-show unplanned follow-up.
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So this is my two week anniversary plus one day
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of being fully vaccinated,
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so that means now I'm like fully, fully vaccinated.
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- And my town has also lifted the outdoor mask requirement
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as most places have now.
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So I have been walking around without a mask outside,
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and it's still kind of,
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like the first time I did it it felt very much like this,
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but it still kind of feels like I'm walking around naked.
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Like it feels like, oh this is,
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like I'm feeling air on a part of my skin
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that I shouldn't be feeling air on.
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Like I feel, it still feels like I have like forgotten
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to put pants on or something.
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It's a very strange feeling.
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Have you guys gotten that?
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I don't, I didn't go that many places in the past.
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- Don't you have a dog?
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- Yeah, but around the neighborhood I never wore a mask
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'cause our streets are very, very wide,
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and I would just walk to the other side of the street.
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- It's probably, I'm sure hearing this
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it sounds very selfish and very red hatty,
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but truly our streets are like,
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the streets in our neighborhood are like easily 30 feet,
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which is what, 10 meters, 30 feet wide,
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and it was not dangerous or disrespectful at all
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to just move to the other side of the road
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if somebody's coming, and that's what everyone does,
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and that's fine.
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So yeah, I didn't really have much of this,
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and I haven't traveled in any meaningful way.
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So I definitely did put a mask on outside
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when the situation made it appropriate,
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when I was close to people,
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when I was around people I don't know, et cetera,
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but that happened so infrequently
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that I never really got to the point that you're at,
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but I can't speak for how it was for you, Jon.
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- It was similar here.
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I was like, I gotta take my dog for the walk,
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for a walk in the park.
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Like there's literally no other people there,
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and I'm just in the woods by myself, right?
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So it was easy to just not have a mask on
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'cause you literally don't see another human,
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and I'm outdoors, right?
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I think it'll feel weird the first time I do it
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like in a place with other people,
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but that doesn't happen yet, so I don't know.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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But you are fully vaccinated, to quote Gruber,
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I am fully vaccinated.
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Jon, remind me, where are you in the process here?
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- Next week's show I'll be fully all set.
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- So you've already had your second shot?
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- Yep, and this is the one week after my second shot,
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and next week's show will be two weeks after.
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- That's right, that's right.
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I forgot that you and I did it on Wednesdays
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'cause we're amateurs.
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And then how was your day after second shot?
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Was it bad or not too bad?
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- It was all right.
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I mean, I felt cruddy, you know,
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had a headache, had muscle aches in my neck,
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and just generally felt like that whole run over
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by a truck feeling, which doesn't really make any sense
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'cause none of us know what it feels like,
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or most of us don't know what it'd feel like
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to be run over by a truck,
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but you just feel like your whole body just,
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it's more like being even squished by a giant or something.
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Like you're just like, ugh.
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I felt like that for basically the whole day,
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and then the next day it was fine.
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- All right, so what I'm hearing is after next week's show,
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then the three of us can all meet up somewhere
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and hug it out.
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It'll be okay then.
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- In theory.
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- You still have to make Jon travel.
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That's the hardest part.
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- Well, I can't travel now.
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I can't even travel 'cause apparently everyone in Richmond
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has bought all the gas in Richmond.
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- Oh, there's a gas shortage?
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I wouldn't have known.
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- Oh, you are such a--
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- I haven't been keeping track of this story,
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but like, what does it say?
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I saw, it's one of those stories that I see
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by its third degree effects on Twitter,
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but I don't actually know why everyone
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is all super nervous about gas.
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Is there an actual reason or is it just random?
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- Yeah, you honestly don't know about this?
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That's fascinating.
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- Well, I mean, I know people want gas
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and they're hoarding it, but I don't know why.
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- So I haven't dug into this too much,
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and as always, I might get the details slightly wrong,
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but the general gist as chief summarizer in chief
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is that there is a pipeline that runs from Texas
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to the Northeast, I think, if not all the way to Maine,
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but it runs somewhere up to your guys' neck of the woods,
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and it got hacked and ransomed and it got shut down,
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and this is the pipeline that apparently provides,
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I would assume, crude, but maybe it's refined gasoline,
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I'm not sure, but provides it for most of the East Coast,
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particularly the Southeast, and so gas stations
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on Tuesday, I think it was, started to run out of gas
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because I guess they get daily shipments or whatever,
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and they started to run out of gas,
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and so when I went, I met up with a friend of mine
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to have an outdoor lunch, we're both fully vaccinated,
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and I met up with him, and on the way there,
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I passed one of our local big box stores,
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and there was a line for the gas station
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all the way to the street,
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and this is one of those situations
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where it's not unusual for there to be a line,
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but to go all the way to the street, that's very unusual,
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and so yeah, apparently there are gas stations in my area
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that have straight up run out of gas,
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there's price gouging because capitalism.
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I filled up by pure circumstance on Monday,
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and Aaron filled up, I think, over the weekend,
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and we typically only fuel once a month as it is,
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so I'm not particularly nervous,
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especially since I think I saw,
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as we record on Wednesday night,
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that the pipeline has just reopened,
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but nevertheless, there is a big scare,
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and there's pictures and videos of people
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putting gasoline into garbage bags,
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and that's not a joke. - Oh God,
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please don't do that for long.
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- Now, from what I understand,
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some of these are recycled from years ago,
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like they're memes that went around,
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and somebody would recycle and say,
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"Oh, look what these idiots are doing,"
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but supposedly some of them are really honestly true,
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so yeah, it's been a little bit of a mess,
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again, thankfully, because we never drive anywhere,
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never really go anywhere,
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it hasn't been an issue for the List family,
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but if it were to persist for another two to three weeks,
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then certainly it would be a bit of a problem,
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so if you want me to come to you
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any time in the next week or two,
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I'm going to maybe have to wait on that.
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- If you had a Tesla, you could just come here for free
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when the Supercharger network.
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- The chat room says that the pipeline
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is back up and running,
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and I can't, for, I don't know for how long,
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but for most of the pandemic,
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I haven't even been filling my gas tank up,
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I think we talked about this before,
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'cause I was afraid of the idea of like,
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letting the gas get old in the car,
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'cause I use my car so little,
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that if I filled up my tank,
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I was like, I'm afraid it'll be eight months
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before I empty it,
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and it's not good to have the gas sitting there
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for a long time,
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so I've only ever been filling my tank to half,
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and even then, even then I'm like,
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how many months has it been?
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I just, I never go anywhere,
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'cause like, what, you know, we have two cars,
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and my car is always at the front of the driveway,
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and I just never drive it anywhere,
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I mean, that's changed with the kids going back to school,
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and I'm driving them back and forth there,
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but school is like 10 minutes away,
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so I can't even remember the last time
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I filled up my gas tank.
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I am back to doing full tanks,
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but I think I did my last full tank fill up like,
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maybe a month ago,
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and a half ago, so I'm not worried.
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- But speaking of spending the money on fire,
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if you wanted to set a little bit of your money on fire,
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and you didn't wanna get gouged
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with ridiculous gas prices,
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let me tell you about ATP shirts,
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because the ATP store's closing soon.
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As we record, it is Wednesday night on Friday night,
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just two days from now,
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probably the day you're listening to this,
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in all likelihood, the store will be closed.
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I tell this story every time.
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I know you're all frustrated with it.
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Imagine me, who has to live it.
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Every, every sale, somebody tweets,
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non-ironically, saying, "Oh no, oh no, oh no,
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"did I miss it, did I miss it?"
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And typically, this is but hours after the store is closed.
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Yes, you did miss it,
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because you didn't listen to your friend Casey,
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and your friend Casey is telling you,
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"Pull the car over," if you drive anywhere,
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"maybe pull over to the side of the road if you're walking,
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"go to ATP.fm/store."
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You can get our sweet, sweet M1 shirt,
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which, speaking of lighting money on fire,
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is not particularly cheap, and I'm sorry for that.
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You can get the M1 shirt,
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which has the beautiful six colors M1 logo on the front,
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and the M1 kind of cutaway on the back.
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You can get a monochrome version of that as well,
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in multiple different fabric colors.
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You can get the ATP Performance shirt,
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which is, I think the term is moisture wicking,
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or something like that.
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Basically, it means if you're sweaty,
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you can take it off without it sticking to you.
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You can get my beloved ATP pint glass,
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which I'm super excited to get in hand,
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and of course, we have our logo shirt.
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Now, some of you have heard our plea on the last episode,
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that, oh, the enamel pin is going to be sold out soon.
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Guys, guess what happened?
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It sold out.
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Guess what I heard?
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Oh, did I miss the pins?
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Oh, I missed the pins, didn't I?
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You missed the pins.
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This is how it works, kids.
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This is how it works.
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- You only had two years and seven months to buy those pins,
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and you just missed it by a day.
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So yeah, so if you look at my mentions,
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shortly after the store closes,
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you will see all the people competing to be first,
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to say, oh, did the store close?
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And that's fine, whatever.
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If it makes you laugh, go for it.
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But you'll also see a bunch of people saying,
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oh no, did the store close?
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Yes, the store closed, because you didn't listen to me.
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ATP.fm/store.
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Now remember, if you're not already a member,
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please, ATP.fm/join.
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Join, do it for a year, do it for a month.
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It's okay, whatever you want.
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Go use the discount code for 15% off
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your ATP merchandise at Cotton Bureau,
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and then you can just cancel if you want to.
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But you don't have to do that.
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You can just continue to enjoy the bootleg
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and all the sweet, sweet perks that membership gives you,
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like the bootleg and an ad-free feed, if you so desire.
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- Yeah, there's more stuff. (laughing)
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- So anyways, ATP.fm/store.
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The time is now.
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- And if you've already made a purchase from the store,
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we thank you, and now I would like to tell everybody,
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this is the time when you forget to cancel your membership.
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I told you in the last show,
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as we make it really easy to cancel,
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you can get the discount and you can just cancel,
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it's really easy, new instruction.
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Now everybody, don't cancel, just keep it.
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Just keep it going, just keep the ball rolling.
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Start, get used to the show with no ads in it, it's awesome.
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Listen to the bootleg every once in a while, it's fun.
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Now is the time to not cancel.
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You can if you want to, we make it super easy, but don't.
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- Well done, Sean.
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- Oh, some real-time follow-up for the chat room.
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For people who don't know,
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thinking I'm making a joke about gas getting old,
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this is what happens if you don't read enough books
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about the end of the world.
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If you read any post-apocalyptic books,
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inevitably someone does something, a little bit of research,
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and like, you know, three years into the post-apocalyptic
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world where the zombies have taken over,
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the gas doesn't stay good forever.
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It loses its combustibility, it oxidizes,
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like gasoline sitting in a gas tank of a car
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eventually becomes no good for making the car go
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after a certain amount of time.
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Which I just did a quick Google for it,
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and some people are saying, ExxonMobil's saying like,
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six months or whatever, but certainly five years
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into the zombie apocalypse, you find a car on the side
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of the road with a tank full of gas,
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you're not going anywhere.
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So yes, gas does go bad, sorry.
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- Speaking of more ways to set money on fire,
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I have some AirTag attachment follow-up.
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- Oh, I actually just got my AirTag,
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my one and only AirTag, and I like it.
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And it's actually really fun for Declan to play
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hide and go seek where I hide the AirTag
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and he goes and finds it, but nevertheless.
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I haven't put it in any sort of mount.
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So Marco, tell me, how did you set your money aflame
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to get overpriced AirTag mounts?
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- So, for science, I bought two AirTag
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mounting options from Apple.
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- You were supposed to get the balloons for science,
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not the-- - Oh.
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- I did not get the balloons, I also did not get
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the like $350 Hermes one.
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I got an AirTag leather key ring in product red,
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which is $35, and I have here the AirTag loop in white,
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which is $29.
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This is probably the worst way I've ever spent $64
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or whatever it is, like I, these things are such
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pieces of crap for how much they cost.
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First of all, they're both massive.
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When you compare them to the size of the AirTag,
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they're ridiculously large, and I would have loved instead,
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if you're going with the Apple store-provided options,
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the Belkin Secure Holder with Key Ring for AirTag,
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that would be a much better product, and that's only $13,
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but that's back-ordered until mid-June.
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- Oh my. - So I couldn't get those.
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So I have this like plastic kind of like, you know,
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rubbery loop thing that like loops into itself
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and tucks into itself, and by the way,
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the location in which the, what is it called?
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The AirTag loop, the location where it folds over
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onto itself, like there's a very thin part of material
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there that will bear the entire weight of it
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when it, if it gets tugged or pulled in just the wrong way,
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and I don't trust that material thickness for a second.
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I think this thing is gonna break with any kind of,
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you know, stress on it.
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It doesn't-- - Oh, it needs.
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- And these things don't feel good.
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Like, the AirTag loop feels like a silicone wrapped sheet
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of cardboard, and the leather key ring feels okay,
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but it's not like soft or supple in any way
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like the way nice leather is, 'cause there's just not enough
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like flexibility or room for the material.
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And the main thing with both of these things is that,
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again, they just make, I mean, not only does this double
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the cost of your AirTag, and frankly,
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I don't know why Apple's charging as much as they are
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for these things, well, I know why, but it doesn't seem
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like it's worth what they're charging for it.
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But also, like, the resulting, you know, combined
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sum product of these things is so ridiculously large
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and bulky, and they're both designed to show off the AirTag,
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which I guess makes sense if you're Apple's
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industrial designers, but I think in most cases
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you wouldn't wanna show off your AirTag.
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Like, I don't know, but anyway, so I, these things
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got a big thumbs down for me, and I hope that
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in the near future all of these, like, inexpensive
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key ring mounts, like the Belkin one,
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become more widely available, or at least, you know,
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knockoffs from Amazon should be available pretty soon.
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Now, I also have some follow up on, I did actually attach
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two of these so far to our family bicycles.
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And the attachment method I went with
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cost significantly less than $29.
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I was thinking, like, I need to attach this securely
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to the bikes, because what if the attachment method I use,
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like, breaks and the AirTag falls off?
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I quickly realized, like, if my AirTag falls off,
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that's not that bad, because I can just find it.
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So, I realized I don't need anything fancy,
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and I wanted something small, and discreet,
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and weatherproof, so I just used electrical tape.
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I used vinyl, 3M electrical tape.
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- Duct tape is a little bit better for moisture,
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just FYI, but it'll be fine.
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- I just wrapped them in electrical tape
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so you can't see them, and it's fairly weatherproof,
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and it's fairly salt and weatherproof,
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or salt and waterproof mostly, like, salt and, you know,
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sand and everything, all the conditions it'll encounter.
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It's fairly resilient to those things.
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And when the battery dies in a year,
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I'll have to cut the electrical tape off,
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and pull it out, and put a CR2032 back in there,
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and use about a dollar more of electrical tape to attach it.
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And the electrical tape is a far better attachment option
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than any of these weird $30 pieces of material from Apple.
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So, overall, I can recommend electrical tape
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as your AirTag mounting option.
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Way, way more than any of the official accessories
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that I've seen so far.
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All right, we have some other feedback
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that involves spending less money.
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We were talking about, I think it was NASK ATP,
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is that right?
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About unintended restart when you have FileVault enabled.
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And several people wrote in to give a couple
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of command line commands you can try.
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You can do using sudo fde setup space auth restart.
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We'll put this in the show notes.
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And on supported hardware,
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this allows a restart of a FileVault enabled system
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without requiring unlock during the subsequent boot.
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And that's by using this auth restart thing.
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Be careful though, because FileVault protections
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are reduced during authenticated restarts.
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In particular, fde setup deliberately stores
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at least one additional copy of a permanent fde
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or full disk encryption unlock key,
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and both the system memory and unsupported systems
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in the system management controller.
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And you have to run it as root,
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and it will ask you to unlock your,
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the FileVault password and so on.
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Additionally, Paul Galal writes,
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"I regularly use this method to remotely update
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max via SSH or Apple remote desktop.
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Running software update space hyphen IA."
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Again, it'll be in the show notes.
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"We'll install all available software updates,
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then follow this up with the fde setup auth restart
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to reboot your Mac."
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Or you can also optionally do fde setup auth restart,
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and then hyphen delay minutes, and then a numeral.
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So like hyphen delay minutes space five
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to delay at five minutes.
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And then Hugo Jobling writes,
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"Another interesting quirk about the FileVault login screen
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is that many or maybe all Bluetooth devices
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will not work here.
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For example, neither my keyboard, the Keychron K2 or mouse,
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the Microsoft Precision, will work on at this logic screen.
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I keep my keyboard connected via USB as a result,
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according to Hugo."
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So that is something I did not know today I learned.
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- Yeah, that's why I couldn't remember this command
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last time, but I was pretty sure there was a way to do it,
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and many people wrote in with this command line
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way to do it.
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So if you feel like you can't enable FileVault
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because you won't be able to do unattended restarts,
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or you won't be able to do software updates,
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that's not true, apparently you can use this method.
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And I don't think this is broken with the M1 Macs,
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lots of stuff related to booting has either changed
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or broken with the M1 Macs and/or Big Sur,
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but I'm pretty sure this one still works.
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So you have tools available,
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no more excuses for not enabling FileVault.
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- And then a couple of people wrote in most of,
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or perhaps first, Matt Friedman,
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with regard to Apple TV and spatial audio,
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and Matt writes, "In all of your discussions
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of the new Apple TV 4K,
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I'm surprised that you've not yet brought up
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its most obvious missing feature,
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no support for spatial audio."
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As Matt recalls, when discussing the AirPods Max,
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we had talked about how great spatial audio is,
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but the big downside is that you're limited
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to the iPhone and the iPad,
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and how obviously it is needed on the Apple TV.
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I was shocked when the new one came out
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and it wasn't included.
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I would have been more perturbed about this
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had I ever experienced spatial audio,
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but I'm still on the second gen AirPods.
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I've never had the, what is it, the AirPods Max,
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the MaxPods, whatever they're called,
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the big headphony things, and I've never had AirPods Pro.
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So I've never experienced this,
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even though I've heard it's really delightful.
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I don't know if you guys have thoughts on that.
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- So I have experienced it,
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and unless I'm entirely misunderstanding this feature,
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and maybe Marco can correct me if I'm getting it wrong,
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but when I tried it, and my understanding
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of what it's supposed to do is it's like,
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so you put them, I tried it with the AirPods Pro
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'cause my wife has them, right?
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You put them in, you put them in spatial audio,
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and then say you're looking at your iPad, right?
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It uses whatever, various sensors and stuff,
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to understand where the iPad is in relation to your head
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so that it fools you into thinking
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that sound is coming out of the iPad.
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So if you take the iPad and move it to your left,
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all of a sudden the sound is coming
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from where you moved the iPad to,
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and you take the iPad and move it to your right,
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oh, now it's coming from the right,
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as opposed to just traditional headphones
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where no matter where you move the iPad,
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if you have the headphones in your ear,
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they sound exactly the same.
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You can move the iPad up, down, left, and right.
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It doesn't change the sound, right?
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Am I getting this right?
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This is what spatial audio is supposed to do?
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- Yeah, so that's one of the things it does,
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but then it also allows it to then act like surround sound.
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So not only does it sound like it's coming
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directly from the iPad, even when the things
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are in your ears and you're moving your head around,
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but the idea then is that it can also then position sounds
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like around you or behind you like surround sound would.
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- Yes, I haven't heard that part of it.
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I've heard the panning, you know,
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make it sound like the sound
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is coming from the TV part of it.
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Like I understand where people are saying like,
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oh, spatial audio, that should be used
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to trick me into thinking I have surround speakers,
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but I think the thing that makes it sound like
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the audio is coming from wherever you move the iPad
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or the iPhone to, I can understand how that would work.
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And I have experienced it and yes, it does,
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it feels like that.
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Like it can trick you into thinking,
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oh, the audio must not be, you know when you forget
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that like your AirPods don't connect or something
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and the audio is coming out of the speakers of your device
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but not your headphones?
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Very often it feels like that.
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You're like, oh, I guess I forgot the audio
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is still coming out of the speakers.
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I forgot to change it to AirPods, but you didn't.
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You did change it to your headphones.
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It's just fooling you into thinking
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the audio is coming from the iPad or something.
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But first on that specific feature,
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that's pretty much never what I want
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when I'm like watching TV on my iPad or something.
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I don't want it to sound like the sound
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is coming from the iPad.
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I want it to sound like the sound is all around me, right?
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I don't, you know, like part of the reason
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of putting in headphones is it's a more quote unquote
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immersive experience than sound coming out of the iPad
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that's sitting on my lap, right?
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So that is an anti feature for me.
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And same deal when watching television on a big television.
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I would, I don't want the sound to sound like it's coming
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from, you know, the person's mouth on the screen.
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A lot of modern TVs do this
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with their built-in speakers now.
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They take pride in the fact that they do,
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I'm assuming they do facial recognition or whatever
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and figure out where the speaker is.
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Like the person who is talking, not the audio speaker,
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but they figure out where the person who is talking
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is on the screen and they try to make the sound
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with the built-in speakers come from that location
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because the speakers essentially shake the screen.
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Like the giant, the screen is like one big,
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like, you know, speaker diaphragm.
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But that's not what I want.
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That's not how I want audio to work.
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In general, for things like movies with surround sound,
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I want it to sound like you're in a movie theater
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where yes, I want all the sound to be even coming at me,
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but I don't want to think the sound is coming
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from a particular speaker.
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I want to feel like I'm completely immersed in it, right?
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So if people want spatial audio because they want the audio
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to sound like it's coming from their screen
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or really coming from their headphones,
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you know, more power to them,
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but that is absolutely not what I want.
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If people that think that the sound,
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that it is able to simulate surround sound
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convincingly from headphones, I haven't experienced that
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and I am very doubtful that it's going to,
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like kind of like soundbars.
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Like, yeah, you can do tricks, you can do bouncing audio
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and obviously headphones, you could do more tricks,
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but they don't have my head-related transfer function.
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How good could this possibly be?
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You know, what Sony has taught us that just, you know,
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they can try their best, but in the end,
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actual surround speakers, if you want that,
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are the way to go and actual surround speakers
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do not try to make it sound like all the sound
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is coming from the television screen.
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They might make it sound like some sound
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is coming from behind you because guess what?
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It really is because there's a speaker back there.
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So I'm not shocked that it wasn't included
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and I'm not sure I would even want it to be included,
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but all that said, for the people who do want it
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to be included, it does seem kind of silly
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that it doesn't support it.
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This is a completely Apple ecosystem
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and for the most part, an Apple TV doesn't move,
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so it's not like they have to do complicated math
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and computation to figure out where everybody is.
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Like they're probably in front of the TV
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and that's where they're gonna stay.
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And it seems like all the hardware on the Apple TVs
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must be there for this.
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I mean, didn't they put like a Thread Radio
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on the Apple TV, like they couldn't put in
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whatever they needed for U1 or, you know.
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- I'm guessing that's the issue right there.
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- That they don't have the U1 in there?
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- I'm guessing that, so I mean, we know the Apple TV
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doesn't have a U1, but I think the bigger problem
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is the AirPods don't have a U1.
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And I think you can look at the AirTag
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as an example of what's like the smallest
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you could make something that is, you know,
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self-powered that has a U1 and you know,
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any kind of basic logic.
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And granted, much, I'd say most of the AirTag's volume
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is that battery, second to that is probably
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the plastic of the case, you know,
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but if you look at AirPods and AirPods Pro,
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they don't have anywhere near enough space
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to add, you know, probably the U1
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and the whatever antenna that it uses to transmit stuff.
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So, my guess is that the reason why this is not
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a feature on Apple TV is because the way it's done
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with AirPods Pro and iPads is probably with Bluetooth.
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And I'm guessing that at the distance that you would
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have an iPad in front of you on a table,
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that might be accurate enough, but if it's gonna be like,
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you know, 12 feet in front of you, you know,
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across the room with an Apple TV,
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maybe it can't be precise enough
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for the effect to work very well.
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- I don't know, Bluetooth range is pretty good.
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And you know, and the fact that they can fit the hardware
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to make this work inside the AirPods Pro,
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the tiny little things that go in your ears,
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like there's no excuse for it not to be in the AirPods Max.
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- Yeah, that's true.
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- Anyway, maybe they'll get around to it eventually,
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but I am curious now hearing that it's supposed to,
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there is apparently a mode where it's supposed
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to simulate surround, I have not heard that myself.
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But if that is any good, I can see why people might want it.
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But I've, you know, I've tried stuff like that
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on my various gaming consoles with gaming headphones
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that supposedly simulate 5.1 and you can watch a movie
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on your PlayStation with 5.1 sound
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and put on these headphones and it's just,
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it has never, it has never sounded any good to me.
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So my hopes of this are dim.
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- So, so optimistic.
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All right, and then Humberto Ira's Pereira writes,
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the new Apple TV has Wi-Fi 6,
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which might improve connection speed and stability
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for some people, especially given how frequently TVs
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have terrible connections.
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- Just looking for more reasons to be interested in,
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what's new about the new Apple TV 4K,
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why should they even want it?
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Hey, maybe if your current Apple TV's got terrible signal,
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maybe Wi-Fi 6 will help.
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- All right, let's move right along.
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So as we record today on the evening of Wednesday the 12th,
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right not too long before we recorded,
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there was a whole lot of brouhaha
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about a new hire at Apple.
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And the three of us haven't really had much time
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to read into this, so this is gonna be really quick.
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We'll put a link in the show notes to a Verge article
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that kind of talks about it.
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But apparently Antonio Garcia Martinez
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was the author of a book called "Chaos Monkeys."
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And I have not read this,
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I'm not familiar with this particular gentleman,
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but from everything I've heard,
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"Chaos Monkeys" is extremely problematic,
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like really, really, really problematic.
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And for anyone to hire this individual seems unwise,
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especially since from everything I've heard
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through the grapevine, again,
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not having done my proper research,
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is that he never really changed his ways.
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Like he's been doubly tripling,
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quadrupling down ever since.
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And so this is a new hire that Apple made
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to lead their ad team, I believe,
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like their advertising team or something like that,
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and he's ex-Facebook, which kind of makes sense.
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But yeah, this is from, at a glance at least,
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this is super gross and none of the three of us
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can endorse or are enthusiastic about it.
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And we just wanted to call attention to it real quick.
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But again, we haven't really had the time
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to properly look into this.
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I don't know if you guys have any further thoughts.
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- Yeah, when I was trying to compile everything for this,
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I'm like, oh, people saying stuff on Twitter,
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and then I saw some quotes from his book,
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and like these quotes are terrible,
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but I'm not sure I have the context.
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So I did a Google Book search
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to make sure I had the context for this stuff.
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And it was just increasingly looking like,
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no, this is the story, this guy's terrible, right?
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And what I assume would happen is that
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if he is this terrible, Apple will eventually
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get rid of him.
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And just before we started recording,
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the Verge article is basically Apple employees
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who have been discussing this on Twitter,
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and I follow some of them, saying like,
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Apple employees saying, we're not taking this lying down.
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They are circulating a petition within Apple asking,
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essentially demanding Apple to explain
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why they hired this person,
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how their vetting process could have let this in.
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And by the way, if you're wondering,
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what did this person do that's so bad or whatever?
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He published a book that he wrote himself.
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It's not like hearsay or people saying bad things
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about this person.
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This is his own words.
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He is the author of the book.
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It is a nonfiction book.
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And in it, there are many passages that clearly,
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clearly label this guy as just a general sexist jerk,
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Silicon Valley jerk, right?
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And so, Apple, supposed to be an inclusive organization,
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this petition from the Apple employees,
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I think was very well written,
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because it really highlights like,
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why do we care about this?
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Like, why do we care if you hire a jerk?
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Well, actually, hiring jerks affects all of us.
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Like, what if this person who, you know,
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like here, I'll just read you one of the quotes,
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just to let you know what we're dealing with here.
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This is from his book.
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Most women in the Bay Area are soft and weak,
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causited and naive despite their claims of worldliness,
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and generally full of stuff.
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I'm not gonna do it so far, but believe me.
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They have their self-regarding entitlement feminism
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and ceaselessly want their independence.
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But the reality is, come the epidemic plague
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or foreign invasion,
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they'd become precisely the sort of useless baggage
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you'd trade for a box of shotgun shells
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or a jerrycan of diesel.
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- There's so much in this one statement
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that lets you know exactly who this guy is,
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aside from simply being a virulent misogynist.
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And the idea that, you know,
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women are useless in the apocalypse and I'm a tough man,
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and I would trade these women for shotgun shells,
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and it's just, oh my, and just goes on from there, right?
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So anyway, why, so Apple hires a jerk.
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How does that affect me as an Apple employee?
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And this thing spells it out.
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How can you put this person in the organization
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and ever have them involved in any kind of person's
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performance review, right?
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You know, would you ever want this person
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managing other people or having any say
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in who gets promoted?
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Never mind just having this person in the organization
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with published works expressing their views of this type,
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like it's, you know,
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it wouldn't really make you feel welcome.
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Here's an Apple employee responding to this thing.
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Every day I go to work and I know that some people
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view me this way, this is a female Apple employee.
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I don't know which people, but I've heard stuff like this
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enough to know that it's ever-present in our world.
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It angers me to see these viewpoints expressed
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by someone in a leadership role at my own company.
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So Apple employees aren't taking this lying down.
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I think this is a sign of a,
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a sign of health of an inclusive organization
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if the people you already have,
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like your existing employees,
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see something like this and say,
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"This is not how we do things at Apple."
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And sort of, you know, from the bottom up rise up and say,
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you know, "What's the deal?
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"What's going on here?"
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We want an investigation,
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we wanna know how someone with these views
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got past our screening process.
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We wanna, you know, understand how
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it's not like these are secret views
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that people didn't know about it
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and then people who are enemies of this person
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starting saying bad things about it behind his back.
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This is a book that he published.
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It was a New York Times bestseller.
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Like it's not obscure, right?
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And I'm not saying you have to read everybody's books,
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but you should really know who you're hiring.
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- Yeah, and honestly, like,
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I'm sure Apple has already decided to get rid of him.
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They're just looking for a way to do it
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without getting sued.
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And he, probably by the time that we publish this episode,
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I bet he's out.
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- I think you're right.
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I think you're definitely right.
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But, you know, just because we like to,
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we wanna make it clear that the three of us,
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you know, this is not cool to us
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and we don't support this sort of thing
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and, you know, we don't necessarily need to get involved
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with every Apple hire or anything like that.
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But, you know, a lot of people have asked us,
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hey, what are your two cents on this?
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And our two cents is it's gross and shouldn't have happened.
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So hopefully--
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- Yeah, and this is what happens when you hire people
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who have a high profile.
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Like, I mean, obviously, you know, you vet every employee
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and you try to hire people who you think
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will fit into your organization and will, you know,
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like it's the hiring process.
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Like we understand it's big, it's complicated or whatever.
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But when someone has a New York Times best-selling book,
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maybe look at the book.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Like, it's not, you know, again,
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everyone has enemies, everyone has things.
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People change too.
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Like, you know, that's also a thing.
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Like, that's why this thing goes about, you know,
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like just don't hold people's past against them forever.
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Maybe they've learned it.
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We talked about this last show.
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Everyone learns and changes and grows, right?
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But I feel like that's worth discussing, right?
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Like with the employee during the hiring process.
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Hey, we looked at your New York Times best-selling book
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and here's what you said.
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How do you feel about that now?
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Like, I feel like it should come up, right?
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So as the story unfolds, we'll see.
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But I feel like this person's tenure at Apple
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may not be particularly long.
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We are sponsored this week by Memberful.
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- Moving right along.
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Some thoughts on Apple versus Epic.
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So I think Jon most especially had a few things
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that you wanna talk about about Apple versus Epic.
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It is not our intention to go into a deep dive
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on Apple versus Epic.
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I would expect that we probably will at some point,
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but since so much stuff is still developing
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as we sit here and record right now,
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I don't think it's worth anyone's time
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going deep into what's happening.
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And a lot of other places are talking about it too.
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But Jon, you said you had some thoughts
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you wanted to bring up with regard to Apple versus Epic.
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So tell me about them.
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- Yeah, I think we're like a week into this or whatever.
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To refresh everyone's memory, this is Epic,
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the game company, they got kicked out of the app store
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for trying to use their own payment method.
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And Fortnite, that whole thing,
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we've talked about it passed in the show.
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This is the court case, Epic suing Apple saying,
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Apple shouldn't be allowed to do what they did to us.
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And Apple saying, we totally should be allowed to do that.
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And just, you know, the general consensus seems to be,
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and it has always seemed from the beginning,
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Apple's gonna win this court case
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because Epic doesn't really have
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much of a particular case to make,
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except for saying, hey, no fair, we don't like that, right?
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But that's just the battle.
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The larger war is okay, but then what, you know,
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lots of people are viewing this as like,
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even if Epic loses, they're kind of winning
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by making Apple look bad
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and by triggering sort of government regulation.
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And, you know, regardless of how this court case goes,
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Apple is kind of getting it from all sides here
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and under a lot of pressure to change things.
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And they have been changing things,
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and I think that will continue, right?
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But setting that aside,
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part of the function of this court case,
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even if Epic loses, is the discovery process
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where we, you know, the public gets to see
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all sorts of things that we would never see otherwise.
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Emails from inside Apple about Epic, about the App Store,
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hearing people have to testify under oath
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about things that are at Apple, you know,
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current Apple employees, ex-Apple employees.
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That's why a lot of the coverage of this is like,
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you know, each day there's some new revelation about,
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you know, internal communications inside Apple,
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things that we wouldn't see without this court case, right?
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And I've mostly not been following it too closely
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'cause again, I don't think this court case
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is anything consequential that's gonna happen.
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I think we just have to wait for it to be over
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and then see what the actual fallout is for Apple.
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But the one thing that has struck me
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with all of the stuff I have read,
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'cause anytime there's something juicy,
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like a good email or a good message or, you know, whatever,
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that gets highlighted in various articles.
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And the one thing that has struck me about all of it
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from like communications inside Apple
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between all the big name executives that we know,
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finally we get to see what were they emailing each other
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in 2008, in 2011, in 2015,
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about all these App Store controversies,
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a lot of them that we talked about on this show,
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what were they saying to each other inside Apple?
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Or about anything, not just App Store controversies,
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but there's Apple corporate strategy and stuff like that.
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And the thing I've been struck by
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is that nothing anyone says is surprising.
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Like they're saying all exactly the same things
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that you would expect them to say.
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Like on shows like this where we're speculating
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about how Apple might think about things,
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you know, how does Apple, like the one that I cut and pasted
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into the show notes a couple of weeks ago was like,
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Eddie Q talking to Craig Federighi
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about the possibility of iMessage on Android,
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how is Apple talking to itself internally
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about those possibilities?
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We've talked about it on our show and guess what?
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They're saying all the same things.
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Like there's no, like it's shocking how similar
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the conversation inside Apple is
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to the conversation outside Apple
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in terms of what are the factors,
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what are the pros, what are the cons?
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The people inside Apple are just people
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and they do not have it seemingly
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for most of these topics that are in this discovery anyway,
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there is no secret information
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that really changes the landscape.
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All of the factors that we would discuss in the show
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about the pros and cons of iMessage and Android,
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exactly what they discuss.
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And there are sometimes some people making a case
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on one side and sometimes people making a case on the other.
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Repeat for anything you can imagine.
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How do you think Apple was dealing with Epic?
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Does Apple treat big companies different
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than little companies and why would they?
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Everything that has ever been discussed
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in the entire pundit sphere about Apple?
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That's exactly what's happening inside Apple.
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Which reassures me that, you know,
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'cause it's always so hard
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whether a company is secretive as Apple,
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it's like well we're talking about all this stuff
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but maybe there's stuff we don't know
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and maybe the conversation inside Apple is very different.
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Maybe a lot of times people will say though,
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like you don't understand the secret factors
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that influence this decision
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and all of this discovery in this entire court case
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has revealed there is no secret information.
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All the factors that we were discussing,
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those are the factors and these are the pros
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and these are the cons
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and we saw which decision they made
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and they did weigh all of these factors
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and there's no angle that anybody
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in the sort of the news pundit sphere is missing.
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It's dead straightforward.
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I mean obviously they're usually talking about it
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before we do because, you know,
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they do know about things before we do
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but by the time a story comes out
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or a policy is implemented,
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when we back solve and say what must they have been thinking
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to implement this policy,
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it's pretty much been dead on every single time
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'cause there's no secrets.
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So I would encourage people to look,
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I mean the transcripts are mind numbing.
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That's why I wait for news articles to pull them out
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'cause I can't read that format
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with like the monospace font
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and the deposition format.
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It's so painful so I wait for people
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to pull out the juicier bits
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but I encourage everyone to read it
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'cause it really does humanize the company
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and the people involved
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and it reveals them to be also smart
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and even though they never talk about this stuff in public,
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they know about all of the pros and cons.
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They're just not gonna come out in public
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and blab them to you but it doesn't mean
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they don't know them.
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It's another thing I think confuses people
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at Apple is like well Apple never says anything about that
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so maybe that's not how they view it.
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It's totally how they view it
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'cause it's the reality.
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They're just careful in what they say to the public
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but when they talk to each other,
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they say all the things you think they would say.
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So that I find sort of reassuring and boring
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and interesting in its boringness
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and then the other thing I'll add is that
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I am shocked at how bad people are at writing email
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in every company, Apple, Epic, everyone involved
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because I mean granted, I have high standards
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for this stuff or whatever
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but I feel like most people I communicate with
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on a daily basis at my actual job are better at writing
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good, coherent, well formatted, well spelled,
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grammatically correct, organized emails
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than most of the big wigs at Apple and Epic.
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I'm not asking for much.
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I'm asking for sentences, punctuation,
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some sort of paragraph, some sort of reasonable formatting,
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some acknowledgement of organizing your thoughts
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and having respect for the time of the person
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on the other end and instead it's just like
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I randomly slapped this out like while running
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to catch a flight or something.
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I had no time to do capitalization or spelling correctly
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let alone grammar, let alone formatting.
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The people who try to communicate in bulleted lists
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but can't bother making any kind of bullets
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so they just put a hyphen touching a word
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of a sentence that's all in lowercase
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and then the next hyphen is on the same line
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instead of a new line and it's just what an incoherent mess.
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Now granted, this is not what they're hired for.
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Their job is not to be experts.
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They're not copywriters, right?
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That's not their job.
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I understand that it's not everyone's forte
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but boy, the standard is low.
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The standard is very low for expressing coherent thoughts
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in email, maybe they're more articulate in person,
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maybe the meetings that they have these discussions in
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are really where it happens
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and the emails are just dashed off.
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Executives are busy, I totally understand it
00:43:35
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and not everyone is a writer
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but it really makes me appreciate some of the people
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in my, on my teams and in my sort of org chart
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and hierarchy at work of how they,
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how well I should send them a nice thank you at work
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and say, you know what, I never say this
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but your emails are always well organized
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and respect my time and have like a topic sentence
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and front load the important information
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and are formatted nicely
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and you always spell things correctly.
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Thank you for that 'cause it could be worse.
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- Oh, it's so true.
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I feel like the higher up you go in the org chart,
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the less craps you give about what your emails look like.
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- For sure, like no one's gonna yell at like,
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I don't wanna pick a name
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but no one's gonna yell at Eddy Cue for being a bad emailer.
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Like again, that's not their job but, yish.
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I just, because you feel like law of averages,
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like the people at work,
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like there are people who are better at emails
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and worse at emails, they're better writers
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and you know, like again, especially if it's not your job
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but you think law of average is one of the big wigs
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that Apple would be good at writing emails
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and based on this documentation,
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either none of them are or none of them
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wanna spend the time to write a good email.
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- Yeah, but I don't know.
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To me, like, I'm with you that there's not a lot
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of surprises coming out here
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and that's interesting in its boringness
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but I've been mostly trying to stay away from the coverage
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'cause it just keeps making me very, very angry
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and I don't even wanna go into it too much here
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because I'm in a good mood today
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and I wanna keep that mood going.
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It was a really nice day.
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And a good time today.
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But, you know, what we keep seeing from Apple
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in these things is an immense sense of entitlement
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to literally all commerce that happens
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on their phone platform.
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And I know from having posted about this on Twitter
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and having gotten hundreds of responses
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from people who think I'm wrong or an idiot
00:45:28
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or naive or whatever, my main criticism of this
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is that I don't believe that Apple automatically deserves
00:45:38
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to be able to dictate terms for the entire world
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of mobile commerce that's happening on their platform.
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When the phone was new and when this world was smaller
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and more specialized and more competitive,
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you could argue, like, well, they can dictate these terms
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just like a game console or whatever and okay.
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I think, though, you can look at the history
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of what has happened in the world over time
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when a private company has built something
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that has become critical infrastructure
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for an entire world of commerce.
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And you can look at things like the railroads,
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power lines, phone lines, broadband lines.
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There are lots of examples in history
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where a private company has built something
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that ended up being so incredibly important
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to such a vast amount of commerce
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and a vast part of society that even though
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it was built privately, regulation had to be implemented
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or antitrust measures had to be taken
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because it just became too important
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to weigh too much of the commerce of the world at that time.
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And I think that standard should be applied here.
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And if you look in a vacuum and say,
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well, if Apple developed this platform,
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they can dictate whatever terms they want to
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for how everyone runs their business
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and they can take whatever cut they want to
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'cause they built it, that argument makes sense
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up to a point, up to an approximate limit
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of size and complexity and importance to the world.
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And the world of mobile apps is so big
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and such an important part to so much commerce these days
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that I think it has crossed that threshold
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where regulation or antitrust actions
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need to be implemented here for the benefit of society.
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It is now too big, it has crossed that threshold
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where that's now warranted.
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And I don't think that we should have sideloading
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or alternative app stores or things like that.
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I actually, I think it would be better for the platform
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if we don't get those things.
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I do think in order to relieve this anti-competitive
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behavior and kind of relieve the pressure valve on this,
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I do think we need to allow apps
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to have alternative payment methods if they want to.
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A lot of people also misunderstand that argument
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that I'm saying.
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I'm not saying that everyone would stop using
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Apple's payment system.
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I wouldn't even stop using it in my app
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because Apple's payment system has a lot of merits.
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It is easier.
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As a customer, I do usually choose it if I have the option.
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It has a lot of advantages.
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People, as Ben Thompson often says,
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people tend to make sure that credit card is up to date
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and so on subscription billing, you do get fewer failures
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and cancellations and everything
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due to expired credit cards and everything.
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So there are lots of value points in Apple's system
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and I think if Apple, if they allowed people
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to have their own payment methods in their apps,
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I think many apps would still use Apple's
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just because it is somewhat competitive on those areas.
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But I also don't think it is best for the world right now,
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including Apple, for that to be dictated as the requirement
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that everyone must use the system and no other.
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For this category of digital goods
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that isn't even all purchases made through the iPhone.
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People keep making consumer trust arguments
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and those arguments completely fail
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to hold any water whatsoever once you look around
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and realize how much people have no problem
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using their credit cards to buy all sorts of other stuff
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through the phone that doesn't fall
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under in-app purchase rules, things like physical goods,
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services, stuff like that.
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There's lots of things that you can buy
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by typing in your credit card details
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or using Apple Pay on the phone,
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which is not going through the App Store purchase system
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and people have no trust issues with that.
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So I think that whole trust issue thing,
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I think that's a BS diversion.
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But going back to it, I think the rule
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that you must use Apple's purchase system is going to fall.
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And I think Apple should let it fall,
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however that happens, through lawsuits or government
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or both, because if they don't let that fall,
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way worse stuff is going to happen.
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If they don't loosen control on that one point,
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they're going to lose way more control
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when governments step in and make them do things
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like allow sideloading or alternative app stores,
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because that's the next step.
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If Apple will not budge on the payment rule,
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that's going to happen long term.
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And I think that's way worse for the platform
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if that happens.
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So I hope Apple loosens the grip
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on the payment processing rule,
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because that, first of all, I think that's an overstep.
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I think Apple should not be requiring
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that all digital purchases use their system.
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I think that's overreaching,
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that might have made sense 10 years ago,
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it doesn't make sense now.
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There are lots of problems with that,
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including things like Apple launching
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all their own competitive services
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that competitors literally can't match
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because of that pricing rule and everything.
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So there's all sorts of problems with that now.
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I think that rule needs to go,
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as well as the rule that says that you can't talk
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about the rules around payment in your app.
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Those two need to go.
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And I think if Apple loosens the grip on those things,
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it will save them from much more severe forced changes
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from governments down the road.
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And so it is in their best interest to loosen that grip.
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And I don't think they would actually lose
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that much money by doing that.
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Honestly, if you look at what people do today,
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what big companies do today,
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you got people like Netflix and everything
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who just bailed out of in-app purchase years ago.
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And so many of the big companies
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that would be paying Apple 30% have already left
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or already have their own alternative setup
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that they're trying to draw people to.
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Many of the other companies, like the big game companies,
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would probably still offer Apple stuff as an option
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because many people, again,
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they have those credit cards entered.
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You know, their parents might have certain restrictions set
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for kids' purchases and everything.
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So actually, I think Apple would still make a killing
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with their in-app purchase system
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if it got to compete on its merits.
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But right now, it's not competing on its merits.
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And that's anti-competitive,
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and it's causing major issues for everyone, including Apple.
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And if they just would loosen their grip on that one rule,
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all of this antitrust pressure would disappear.
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It would just vanish.
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It is the biggest relief valve in the world,
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and that would protect them from,
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it would let them retain control on the App Store
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and on distribution of software on iOS still.
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And if they don't let go of that,
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they're going to lose that control.
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It might take a few more years,
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but they're going to lose it.
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Now, part two of what makes me incredibly upset
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of following this story is Apple's incredibly arrogant
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and entitled and greedy and dismissive attitude
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towards developers.
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I have never been less excited about WWDC
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than I am this year,
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because what Apple keeps showing
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in their statements around this,
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they think we owe them everything.
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They don't value our contributions at all.
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They think we owe them our entire business.
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And they think we should be kissing their feet
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and thanking them for enabling our entire business
00:53:23
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to function, and we need to be quote,
00:53:25
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paying our way for the App Store
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and paying for their developer tools
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with our 30% commissions.
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We should be bowing down and kissing their feet.
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And that attitude, I'm telling you, man,
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that, that rubs me the wrong way so hard,
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because we have our own businesses, thank you very much,
00:53:46
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and we add value to their platform.
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We add tons of value to their platform.
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How many people would buy iPhones
00:53:54
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if they didn't have third party apps?
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I bet a lot less than how many buy them now.
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So we add value to their platform,
00:54:02
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even if we don't give them a dime.
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And that's why they allow lots of apps on their store
00:54:07
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that don't give them a dime, that are free
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or ad-based or whatever.
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That's why, because they know this too.
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Now, in addition to us, to them not needing our 30%,
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because we make the iPhone valuable
00:54:19
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and they make a lot of money off the iPhone,
00:54:21
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we do pay them in other ways.
00:54:23
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Every single developer pays $100 a year
00:54:25
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for the developer fee.
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And then there's search ads that many of us are paying now.
00:54:31
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I have spent a large part of the last couple of years
00:54:36
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paying absurd amounts of money to Apple for search ads.
00:54:41
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I do this willingly, I'm not being fooled by the system,
00:54:45
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I am sometimes being ripped off by it,
00:54:46
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but I'm not being fooled by it,
00:54:47
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I know exactly what I'm getting into, and I choose to pay.
00:54:50
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And here I am paying Apple some more,
00:54:53
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and they just literally,
00:54:54
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they just launched a new search ad unit,
00:54:57
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which I had a hilarious overpriced experience with
00:55:00
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that I instantly stopped after setting
00:55:03
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almost $1,000 on fire accidentally.
00:55:05
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That was fun.
00:55:06
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But they make money from us in lots of other ways.
00:55:11
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We are paying our way by trying to get our apps
00:55:14
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visible in their store, which is not doing much
00:55:16
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for creation, for curation rather,
00:55:17
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or promotion of our apps, despite what they say.
00:55:21
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So they make lots of money off of us already.
00:55:24
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They're trying to play this sad SAP card
00:55:27
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that we owe them and we gotta pay our way
00:55:29
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to fund the app store.
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No, the app store is very well funded,
00:55:32
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even without that 30%.
00:55:33
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And if they loosen that rule,
00:55:36
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they're not going to lose the entire 30%.
00:55:38
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They're going to lose some of it.
00:55:40
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But I honestly don't think it would be
00:55:43
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more than a drop in the bucket
00:55:44
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compared to all the other services revenue
00:55:45
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that they're making off of us,
00:55:46
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especially from things like search ads and everything else.
00:55:48
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So I think that the attitude that they are showing in this
00:55:53
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is both nearly delusional, as well as I think
00:55:58
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many of their arguments are made in bad faith
00:56:00
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to intentionally distract and distort the discussion.
00:56:03
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I mean, granted they're lawyers,
00:56:04
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that's their job, but still.
00:56:06
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And I think finally, the attitude they have shown
00:56:09
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about the way they view developers
00:56:12
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and the way they view how much they think
00:56:15
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they're entitled to from us,
00:56:17
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how much they think we should be bowing down
00:56:19
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and kissing their feet,
00:56:20
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and how little they think of us overall.
00:56:23
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This year at WWDC, that's all I'm gonna be thinking about.
00:56:28
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And when they have people up there on stage
00:56:30
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telling us how great we are and trying to rile us up,
00:56:34
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all I'm gonna be thinking about
00:56:35
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is how much Apple has shown over and over again
00:56:38
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in their statements, in arguments like this,
00:56:41
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how little they really think of us
00:56:43
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and how much they think they're entitled to all of our money.
00:56:46
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Everything they say at WWDC, as far as I'm concerned,
00:56:48
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about what they think of developers is total bullshit
00:56:50
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as long as these people are still in charge.
00:56:52
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- You know, I have a lot of thoughts about this,
00:56:55
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and I should start by saying that I pretty much agree
00:57:00
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with everything you just said.
00:57:02
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I am, you know, at best, I am a teeny tiny itty bitty
00:57:07
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indie developer on the App Store.
00:57:09
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I am nowhere near the position that you're in.
00:57:11
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And in fact, I bet you John is probably a bigger developer
00:57:14
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than me at this particular moment.
00:57:16
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But yeah, something I've been thinking about,
00:57:19
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to go back to the earlier part of your conversation, Marco,
00:57:22
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and then I'd like to come back to what you just said.
00:57:24
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I've been thinking a lot over the last week or two
00:57:27
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about the Epic lawsuit and a lot of the things
00:57:30
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that Apple's been saying lately,
00:57:32
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and whether the 30% is fair.
00:57:35
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And I've been thinking about this even since, you know,
00:57:37
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the small business program or whatever they call it.
00:57:40
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And it's funny you bring up
00:57:42
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what I think is basically common carrier here in the States.
00:57:45
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But what you were saying was, you know,
00:57:47
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at some point you reached a threshold where this is too,
00:57:50
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this infrastructure is too important,
00:57:52
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and it becomes kind of a public good to a degree.
00:57:56
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Even though it's a private company's thing,
00:57:59
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it's so important to so much of the country,
00:58:01
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if not the world, that it becomes kind of de facto public.
00:58:05
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And I definitely think that the App Store is at that point,
00:58:10
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without question.
00:58:12
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And I definitely do not think, as you were saying earlier,
00:58:15
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that early on it was.
00:58:17
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I think early on in the first, I don't know,
00:58:19
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two to four years of the App Store,
00:58:21
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I don't think it was in this like common carrier
00:58:23
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de facto public position.
00:58:25
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And I don't think it's unreasonable for Apple
00:58:27
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to have set the terms to even potentially just, you know,
00:58:30
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the 30% may not have been so unreasonable then.
00:58:33
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But at this point,
00:58:35
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now that it's a seemingly well-oiled machine,
00:58:38
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and now that Apple gets to on one side of its mouth say,
00:58:41
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"Oh, look at all the money we've paid all these developers.
00:58:43
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"You're welcome, everybody.
00:58:45
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"Look at all this money that we got for you."
00:58:47
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You know, if they're gonna say all those things,
00:58:50
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then I feel like they should show
00:58:52
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a little more goodwill than they have.
00:58:54
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And the problem I have with this whole common carrier
00:58:57
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argument that I've been building in my brain is,
00:58:59
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at what point did we cross that threshold?
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And I've yet to come up with a good answer for it.
00:59:03
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I don't know if it was after two to four years,
00:59:05
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I don't know if it was just 10 minutes ago,
00:59:07
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or presumably somewhere in between.
00:59:09
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But I completely and utterly agree
00:59:12
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that we are at that threshold where
00:59:14
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I think more regulation is probably necessary.
00:59:17
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Even if Apple does the right thing,
00:59:20
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even if they do the things that you said, which I agree,
00:59:22
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even if they say, "Okay, you're allowed to talk
00:59:24
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"about the rules in app, and okay,
00:59:25
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"you're allowed to use your own payment method in app."
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Even still, I kind of wonder if regulation
00:59:31
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would be necessary and/or helpful
00:59:34
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to prevent them from reneging,
00:59:36
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or to prevent them from coming up
00:59:38
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with some cockamamie scheme like search ads
00:59:40
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that makes things gross again, or grosser, if you will.
00:59:45
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And I don't know, it's just, I definitely think,
00:59:48
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and I was planning to bring it up tonight,
00:59:49
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so great minds think alike, I definitely think
00:59:51
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we've reached that threshold though,
00:59:52
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where this is a de facto public good.
00:59:55
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The other thing I wanted to comment on,
00:59:57
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I completely and utterly agree with you saying
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that Apple is looking for us to kiss their feet
01:00:02
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and saying, "Oh, you owe us, you owe us, you owe us."
01:00:06
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I 100% agree, however, for the sake of conversation,
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are they saying that because they're thinking
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of Facebook and WhatsApp and people like them,
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and they're not thinking of the Us and the Mes
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and the Johns of the world?
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Again, I agree with you, don't get me wrong,
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I'm just trying to play devil's advocate here.
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Do you think that they're confusing the message
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a little bit because they're saying these things
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without any caveats or asterisks or daggers
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or double daggers, but really what they're thinking of
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when they say these things are,
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"Screw you Facebook, look at all the money we've made you
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"with our app store," where what you and I are hearing
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and Jon is hearing is, "Screw you, John, Marco and Casey,
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"you should be thankful we gave you a darn cent,
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"much less the tens or hundreds or hundreds of thousands
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"or whatever dollars that any of you have made."
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Do you think it's that they're thinking
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of an entire different niche of developer,
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or do you think that they just are thinking
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of every single developer on the app store?
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- I mean, I'm not thinking of that directly,
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and Marco already touched on this,
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so I think Marco knows, at least intellectually,
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partially what's going on here,
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although it doesn't make him less pissed about it.
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Remember, this is a court case,
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and the lawyers who are working for Apple
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have to make the strongest possible argument,
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which is another reason I will cite
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that even though it looks like Apple
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is gonna lose this court case
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'cause it doesn't seem to have
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particularly good legal standing,
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the damage done to Apple is by forcing Apple
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to make their quote-unquote strongest argument,
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which requires them to dump all over developers.
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You know what I mean?
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You're saying, "This is our store, we run it, you owe us."
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Apple is making all these arguments
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that make Apple look bad
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because they are the best legal arguments,
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given the current laws, right?
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And so every time an Apple lawyer gets up there
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and just dumps all over developers
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and basically says, "Epic should be thanking us,
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"and I can't believe the nerve of them trying to say
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"that they wanna run a store within our store,
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"and don't they understand what we're doing for them,"
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or whatever, it's because this is the strongest argument
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in their favor, legally speaking,
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and probably why they're going to win.
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But it hurts Apple's reputation with developers so much
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because it's like, "We can hear you, you know, Apple.
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"We hear you saying these things."
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And so, yeah, it definitely hurts a lot
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if you're a developer to hear all this stuff.
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Now, when we look at these stuff from discovery,
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you do see that same thing echoed in emails
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within Apple over the decades.
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So I'm not saying this is just a lawyer thing.
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The lawyers have to be out there today now
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making the strongest possible argument,
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and also probably, the lawyers don't run Apple,
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they're just trying to win the case, right?
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But then you see those same arguments
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inside Apple over the years,
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but you also see the other side of those arguments
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inside Apple over the years.
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So it's clear that at various times,
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various people have brought up,
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you know, one of them that's been circulated a lot
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is Phil Schiller saying, just years and years ago, saying,
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"Do we really think we can stick to 30% forever?"
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I know we kinda just did 30% as like,
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it seemed like a good deal, but like,
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as the years go on and as the store gets bigger,
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do we really think it's tenable to keep it at 30%?
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Or should we maybe think about lowering it,
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like, on our own from a position of strength
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rather than being forced to lower it?
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And it seems like Phil lost that argument,
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because the answer is, we're not gonna do it
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until Congress essentially starts making noises
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and we get scared, right?
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- Maybe that's why he's on the roof.
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- Even then, we'll do it in a jerky way
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that makes it complicated to make people apply
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and have all these dumb rules,
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and you know, we've talked about this in the past, right?
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So, like, this is another example of the boringness of,
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like, when we were all talking out here of like,
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it seems like Apple really doesn't respect developers,
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and it seems like Apple is thinking of developers
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in this way, you could, people could say like,
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oh, that's a very uncharitable interpretation of Apple.
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You don't know what they're saying internally.
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Just because you see this policy doesn't mean
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that they have this dim view of developers,
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but now that we see the discovery, we're like,
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that dim view of developers exists within Apple
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and was a factor in these decisions, right?
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Also, we get to see the other side,
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and that, you know, Apple is a big group of people,
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not everyone agrees all the time,
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and at various times, people have had different ideas
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about what they should do.
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The iMessage thing is a great example.
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I didn't dig into that because, I guess we'll put a link
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in the show notes, you can look at it or whatever,
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but it was like, you know, Eddy Q was saying,
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like, it's a quote, "We really need to bring iMessage
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to Android," right?
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Like, he wants to, like, he realizes iMessage
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is a big thing, and by keeping it Apple only,
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we're stopping ourselves from, like, becoming dominant,
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the dominant messaging platform, kind of like, you know,
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like cross-platform messaging to sort of own the world
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of messaging, seems like we could do that.
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We're doing really well, and the other side of that is like,
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yeah, but iMessage does keep people on the iPhone, right?
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And it's a thing that keeps people from buying
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their kids' cheap Android phones
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because they want to be able to do iMessage,
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and like, again, both sides of the issue are presented.
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One side is kind of like, oh, you know,
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we're leaving money on the table.
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We could become the dominant force,
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and the other side is, but we need to protect ourselves,
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right, and all these developer issues are the same thing.
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Someone's saying, we've had 30% for a while,
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and like, there's no real reason for it
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other than we can get away with it.
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Is it a great policy to just see how long we can get away
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with it until the peasants revolt,
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or should we now, so we can look magnanimous?
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And again, I think this was like 2011 or '14,
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like, this is not like last year they were discussing this.
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This was a longer time ago, you know,
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and the pitch was, let's do it, let's do it now.
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We can see like, oh, everyone would just be so happy.
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Imagine that WWC, whatever year it was,
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if it like in 2011 or 2014 or something,
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Apple had just come out on stage and said,
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remember the 30%?
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Now it's 15 for everybody.
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People would have gone nuts.
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Like, we would have loved it.
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It would have been, you know,
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'cause it wouldn't be because Congress is investigating them.
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It wouldn't be because they're being sued,
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you know what I mean?
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It would be because Apple sort of read the room
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and figured, let's do this now
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so we look like the good guy.
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But you know, that faction or that idea
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didn't go anywhere inside Apple,
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and they had to wait until it came to this.
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So anyway, I feel differently than both of you
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about the whole sort of monopoly aspect
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and how important Apple is
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and all that other things or whatever.
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But I agree on the important part,
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which is we can make new laws and we should,
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and Apple is going to be subject to them.
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So Apple really should get out ahead of this
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even more than they have.
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And even when Apple wins this case,
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they should really strongly consider
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the things that Marco is suggesting
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or other things like that,
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because, you know, just ask Microsoft,
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if you try to take a hard line,
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it may not kill your company
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and they may not even break you up,
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but there was a long period
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where after the Microsoft antitrust trial,
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where Microsoft was like wounded, let's say,
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it was limping for a while.
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Like it hurt Microsoft to go through that
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and it took them a long time to recover.
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And they never were what they were before,
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which is probably a good thing
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'cause we didn't need that in the world.
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But if Apple wants to learn from that,
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and I think Apple has learned by like doing stuff,
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they did the small business program,
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they're trying to loosen things up or whatever,
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but at the same time,
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they have a bunch of lawyers every day
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spouting stuff and news stories
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that makes Apple look so bad
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to many of its stakeholders, right?
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To the public too, I think it makes Apple look bad,
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but certainly to developers.
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And I've seen so many sour attitudes
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about how developers are feeling.
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And I feel like Apple could say,
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"But the lawyers are just saying that.
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And I know we said that in an email,
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but look, here's the other email.
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We discussed it internally,
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but just don't pay that into the lawyers.
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They have to say this to win the case."
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And they're gonna win the case.
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But don't feel bad developers.
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And it's like, "Nah, I don't think humans work like that,
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Apple, we're still kinda pissed at you."
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- Well, and it's not just the lawyer saying it.
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It's the executives saying it.
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It's the press statements saying it.
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It's all the little PR studies they put out about,
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"Look how many jobs we're creating."
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You can see it, and it's in those emails
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from higher ups and everything.
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This is not just something the lawyers are saying.
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The attitude that Apple reflects--
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- Like I said, it is in the emails,
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but the other side is also in the emails.
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The other side is not from lawyers mouths ever.
01:07:49
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Fair enough, but there's not a lot
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of that other side in the emails.
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At this point, it's hard to quantify
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how much developer goodwill Apple has set on fire
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in the last couple of years.
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But they just keep digging and digging and digging.
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I mean, I don't wanna speak out of turn here,
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but occasionally Apple has asked me for some kind of quote
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or possible thing they could use in a press release.
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I wouldn't give it to them now.
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They haven't asked recently, but I would comply in the past.
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I would gladly try to help them out
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'cause I had a better image
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of what that relationship might have been.
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That goodwill is gone now.
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I would not cooperate with them on that kind of stuff now
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because the way I view my relationship with Apple
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as a developer is completely different now
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than it was a couple of years ago.
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And I see now really what it is and how they see it.
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And I see that they don't value me very well.
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They think things about our relationship that I don't think.
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I see things very differently.
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And I can't imagine looking across the industry
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how many developers feel similarly.
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Like how many developers might do something
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to work with Apple or to help them out who now won't?
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How many apps that developers were thinking about making
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that they now just won't?
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How much developers are motivated
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to adopt Apple's newest technologies
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to support Apple's newest devices who now just won't?
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How many developers out there who might have tried
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a cool new business model in one of their apps
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but can't because of the stupid end-of-purchase rules
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or won't even go near it because it's near the edge
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of the rules and they know better than to even step near them
01:09:37
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'cause they know Apple will just bite their head off
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at any moment.
01:09:39
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It's really hard to quantify all of this,
01:09:43
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but this is real massive damage Apple has done
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to themselves out of sheer greed.
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I have very little respect for the leadership of Tim Cook.
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I know a lot of people out there like him.
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I really don't.
01:09:57
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And this is one of the areas that I think he has
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really put short-term gains above long-term value.
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And I can't imagine how they're gonna recover from this.
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It's gonna take a decade to recover from this
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if they turn around now.
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Like the opinion developers have of Apple,
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I don't think has ever been lower than right now.
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They're gonna have to really change a lot of things
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to turn that around.
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And I don't see them changing any of them.
01:10:23
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And furthermore, and I do very much agree,
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as I was saying earlier, and as you were touching on,
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Jon, a minute ago, I can't imagine it would be a good thing
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if the government had to step in and really slap Apple down
01:10:37
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in a big way with things like alternative app stores
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or sideloading.
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That would be a very bad thing for the platform.
01:10:44
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I really hope that Apple sees that too
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and that Apple pulls their own relief valve
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before government has to do that to them.
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'Cause that's not a good thing
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if that happens to the platform.
01:10:54
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But again, why Apple hasn't pulled this relief valve yet
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I think is entirely down to just short-term gains.
01:11:00
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It's a services revenue company now.
01:11:02
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Look at all the services revenue growth.
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What services revenue mostly means
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is the Google search deal and app store taxes.
01:11:08
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That's what that mostly means.
01:11:09
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It's not everyone buying Apple TV Plus.
01:11:12
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News break, it's not everybody buying Apple Arcade.
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That's not most of that revenue.
01:11:17
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Most of that revenue is the Google search deal
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and app store taxes.
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So when Apple says services revenue,
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that's what they're talking about.
01:11:25
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So I can't imagine the current leadership of this company
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doing anything that would reduce that number,
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that quarterly number, even though it is really very much
01:11:36
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a short-term quarterly numbers game
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that we always make fun of other companies,
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CEOs for focusing on the short-term gains
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at the expense of long-term values and things.
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But that's what I see Apple doing with services revenue.
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And I don't see anything changing anytime soon
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unless the leadership changes.
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- I think that they'll,
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you don't need to change the leadership changes.
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They'll react, they'll change.
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I mean, they already have with the reduction of cuts.
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And I think they're gonna go more in that direction
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as they realize what's gonna happen.
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And if you think the developer faith in Apple
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has never been lower, you haven't been an Apple developer
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for enough decades because if we had to pick
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the real low point, I would probably say,
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like either just before Jobs came back
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or right after he came back,
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because like the various modern OS efforts they made
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and the various new APIs they introduced and trashed,
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and like, I think that was probably the lowest point
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because they had so few developers
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and they were just jerking them around constantly
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with like, you're gonna do this
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and you're gonna use this new API, nevermind that one,
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but here's new OS plan, it'll be out next year,
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nevermind we're doing a different plan,
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where here's this thing, nevermind we bought next,
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and it was just like, wow.
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Like it was, I mean, if you wanna watch that,
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the famous Q&A session with Steve Jobs at WWDC in 1997,
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the anger in that audience is just like,
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you can feel like heat coming off the seats,
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like it's just, it was, and for good reason,
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because it was a giant mess.
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At least that was Jobs saying like,
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look, I didn't make this mess,
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I wasn't even here for the past few years.
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But let me just explain to you how we're gonna fix it
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and having everyone in the audience not believe him.
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That's a great thing to watch, by the way,
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we should find a link to that,
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because in that 1997 Q&A with Steve Jobs,
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can you imagine a WWDC session where Steve Jobs
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gets up on stage and just takes freeform questions
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from the audience?
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Not a thing that would happen in later years, right?
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But when he did it, he essentially outlined his entire plan
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for what he's gonna do with Apple,
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and it sounded ridiculous and no one believed him,
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they all hated him, and then he essentially did it all.
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And it was just like, you watch it now in hindsight,
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and you're like, what?
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And the audience just does not believe a word of it.
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They're just like, we've been burned too many times,
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you make all these promises, we do all this work,
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and then you pull the rug out from under us
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and you just keep asking us to do a new thing.
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So anyway, it has been worse,
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but that was decades ago, who cares?
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I did wanna say that I looked up the email
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that I was trying to refer to.
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It was 2011, 2011 from Phil Schiller,
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the App Store was what, 2008?
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- Yeah. - Right?
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So this is three years into the App Store,
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Phil Schiller comes out with his own infinite timeline thing.
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Food for thought, do we think our 70/30 split
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will last forever?
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I mean, he's gonna say, sure, it's good now,
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but is it gonna be forever?
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And then you can read the email,
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I'll put a link in the show,
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it's one of these stories that says forever.
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2011, so it's not even like they were waiting until like,
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wow, there's a little bit of pushback from the App Store
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and around 2017 or so, this is 2011, it's only three years.
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The App Store is three years old.
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And he's like, maybe once we start making $1 billion a year
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in profit from the App Store,
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we could think about lowering the rate,
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because hey, if we're making a billion dollars in profit,
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I think we can afford to lower the rate.
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Anyway, look at the email.
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As he said, just food for thought.
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Apple did not eat that food.
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Apple spit that food back out.
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And again, Discovery doesn't show you
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every single relevant email to these discussions,
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and I'm sure there's lots of discussions
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in person over the years, right?
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So it shows me that these thoughts are in Apple's mind,
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but we know what they did,
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and we know the only thing that actually caused them to act
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has been this government pressure.
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And the thing you were talking about, Marko,
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of developers sentiment turning south
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and all the things they're missing out on,
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I think the biggest reason that I'm rooting for
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some kind of regulation in this area
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that affects not just Apple but everybody
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is the idea behind, hey,
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if you can't make your business plan work in the App Store,
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or if you don't like Apple's terms or whatever,
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although Apple, I think, is not a monopoly
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and therefore not subject to all the restrictions
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that these court cases seem to want to put Apple under,
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saying, hey, Apple shouldn't be allowed to do this.
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I don't think Apple is a monopoly,
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but there is a duopoly for sure,
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which is Google and Apple, right?
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And so if you don't like Apple, oh, why don't you try Google?
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Google's not that much different.
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They are different in some important ways, but not that much.
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Both of them have a fairly strong grip on their App Store,
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and it really makes it so that,
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this is what, Marko, you were getting at,
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the entirety of the mobile landscape.
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I don't think Apple is the entirety of the mobile landscape,
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but Apple and Google, to a first approximation,
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are very close to the entirety of the mobile landscape
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in the United States, right?
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And that is a problem.
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It's not as big a problem
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of when Microsoft had 90-something percent market share,
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but it's not great when Apple and Google
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have combined again in the US 90-something percent
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market share, because it means that if you don't like
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something about the App Store, it's like, well, fine,
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just go someplace else.
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Where else am I gonna go?
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Should I make my own mobile phone platform
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and try to compete with Apple and Google?
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Or is it not possible to participate in the ecosystem
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of the most important computing device
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that everyone on the planet uses, right?
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So I think this is a perfect,
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the right way into this is not to say
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Epic demands that Apple does what it wants,
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because Apple is, it's illegal for Apple to do this
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because they're a monopoly.
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I don't think they are, and I think Apple's gonna,
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Epic's gonna lose this case,
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'cause you can't make a company do a thing
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that you want them to do by saying it's not fair
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that they're allowed to do this.
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I think Apple is allowed to do it.
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I just think it's dumb for Apple to do it.
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But the, that's why we have a place where we can make
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new laws and say, hey, the situation is what it is,
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and I think we should, just like when there were
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five movie studios or five music labels
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or a small number of phone companies
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even after the breakup of AT&T,
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we apply regulations to industries
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even when one company doesn't have a monopoly,
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just because we know that a very small number of companies
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encompass the entire world.
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There used to be much more sane regulations
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about owning multiple television stations
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and also newspapers in the same jurisdiction and everything
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to try to prevent anyone from getting big enough
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to be a threat.
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And here I think we've let the world of mobile platforms
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get to a point where there is essentially a duopoly,
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again, in the United States, it's slightly different,
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perhaps in China and other places,
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and that we need new laws to address that,
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new restrictions on this industry
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to make it so that their power is slightly lessened
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without saying, oh, you need to be broken up
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and the app store needs to be a separate company,
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without saying any disgruntled developer can demand
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that you do what you want within your app store,
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because again, that doesn't make any sense
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when we don't have an actual monopoly,
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but regulation makes sense when there are a small number
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of companies that completely define an important section
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of the economy and this surely qualifies.
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Obviously, any time any laws are made in this country,
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it is a very fraught endeavor because our lawmakers,
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I was gonna say our lawmakers are dumb,
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some of them are dumb, many of them are bought and sold
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due to our dumb laws that allow them to be bought and sold,
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it's kind of a cycle there, you see, we get the, anyway.
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I'm not optimistic that we're gonna do the right thing
01:18:41
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with these laws, witness every law related to the internet
01:18:43
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that came out in the 90s, right?
01:18:45
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But I think that is actually the right remedy
01:18:48
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for this situation, aside from Apple, you know,
01:18:50
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doing the right thing by itself, but like relying,
01:18:53
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we've talked about this before, relying on the devluence
01:18:55
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of the powerful for Apple to preemptively do the right thing
01:18:58
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that's the right move for Apple, but who knows
01:19:01
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who will be running Apple in 20 or 50 years?
01:19:03
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I would much rather have some laws on the books
01:19:05
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that sort of define what is and isn't acceptable
01:19:07
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within this space so that any new company that springs up,
01:19:10
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say Apple goes down in flames, Google disappears
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in 100 years, like whatever company pops up in this space
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that these regulations apply to them and, you know,
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give privacy protections, protect the economy
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and don't allow the companies that control the platforms
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to control all the profits.
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- All right, let's do some Ask ATP.
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Jason Bates Brownsword, what a great name, writes,
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"I love the show.
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"I was listening to the show on my way to work
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"and you grabbed my attention when you were talking
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"about hiding the icons in the menu bar.
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"As soon as I got home, I started getting rid of the icons
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"until I got to Dropbox.
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"How do you get rid of it?"
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Well, for me, I got rid of Dropbox.
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I think I explained last episode that I'm using
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a combination of Synology Drive,
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of which there are like eight different things
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that Synology has done that they call Drive.
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But there's one of them that is basically
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their de facto Dropbox clone.
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And then that in combination with,
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I think it's called Synology Cloud Sync,
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which will synchronize on your Synology
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a folder on your Synology with your Dropbox.
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So my Synology Drive is my quote unquote Dropbox.
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It's my shared file structure.
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And one of the folders within there
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is where I synchronize my Dropbox.
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And so that's how I've done it.
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And if you happen to have a Synology,
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I cannot recommend it enough.
01:22:29
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But for those of you who don't, I don't know, bartender,
01:22:32
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what do you guys do for this?
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- Yeah, that was why I put this item in here,
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because when we were discussing the population
01:22:37
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of your menu bar and I was helping you get rid of icons
01:22:39
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that you didn't need to be in there,
01:22:41
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lots of people said, "You guys should check out Bartender."
01:22:43
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So anyway, yeah, we all know about Bartender,
01:22:44
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but just for the listeners, if you don't,
01:22:46
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and this is the actual answer to this question
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if you actually don't want to stop using Dropbox,
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there are multiple utilities,
01:22:51
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bartender being the most well known,
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that will let you hide, collapse, condense,
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and otherwise manipulate the icons that are in your menu bar.
01:22:58
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Like, Bartender is itself a third party application.
01:23:00
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And what it does is it goes into your menu bar
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and lets you rearrange and collapse
01:23:05
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and hide icons that are there.
01:23:07
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So if you have an icon like Dropbox,
01:23:09
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and Dropbox itself doesn't let you hide the icon,
01:23:11
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but you still want to be running Dropbox,
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check out Bartender.
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What's the other well known one?
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I forgot the name of the other one.
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But anyway, there's multiple utilities to do this,
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but Bartender is very well known.
01:23:19
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I've had it for a long time, I've run it in the past.
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Now my monitor is so freaking wide
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I don't have to worry about it anymore.
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But if you want to hide Dropbox, check out Bartender.
01:23:29
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- Yeah, there's also, I think it's Vanilla,
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if I remember right, it's by the same fellow who does Rocket,
01:23:35
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which is itself a must have in my personal opinion.
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Rocket is a system app, it's a menu bar app
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that lets you do Slack style typing of emojis,
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basically anywhere you can do text entry on your Mac.
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So I'll put a link to that in the show notes as well.
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And I'm not gonna stall for time
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and look it up at the moment,
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but I believe that it's Vanilla that does a similar thing.
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This is by Matthew Palmer,
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that does a similar thing to Bartender.
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It's a little bit different in the mechanism
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by which it does it.
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But yeah, Rocket gets my highest recommendation.
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Vanilla I haven't tried in a while
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and it was a little glitchy for me
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when I was using multiple monitors.
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But you should definitely check it out
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and see what you think.
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- Oh yeah, and for people who don't know,
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for the Apple icons, I know it's confusing in Big Sur
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when they added the control center thing or whatever.
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Anyway, if you hold down the Command key,
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you can drag most Apple menu bar icons off of the menu bar.
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You hold down the Command key, you drag them off,
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you drag them down a little ways,
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and then eventually you get a remove thing
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and you let go, right?
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So for first party ones, you can rearrange them
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by holding down the Command key and dragging them
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and you can also remove them, which essentially hides them.
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Most of the Apple ones also have a checkbox
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that's buried in some preference pane
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where you'd never think to look for it.
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Third party apps usually have a checkbox
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in some preference setting somewhere within their app
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that might be hard to find,
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but the Apple ones you can usually just drag off.
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I think it might work for third party ones too, let me see.
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No, it gives me the little Buster icon.
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I just tried to drag Skype off.
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You can hold down the Command and drag it down
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and when you get it like two inches below,
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instead of showing the little thing
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that says it's gonna be removed,
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I just get a little circle with a line through it,
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which is the OS's way of telling me
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Skype does not let you remove that icon by dragging it,
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but the Apple ones can be removed that way.
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And the Skype one, if it can be removed at all,
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would be a checkbox.
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And if it can't be removed, bartender of vanilla.
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- By the way, some real-time follow-up.
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According to Mark Gurman, Antonio Garcia Martinez
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has already been fired from Apple.
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- Oh, he didn't even make it through the show.
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Didn't even make it through the show.
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See, this really does bring up exactly
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what the people were saying in the petition,
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which is like, how does this get past our hiring process?
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Like, it's not obscure, it's not a secret,
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it's not hearsay, it's a literal
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New York Times best-selling book.
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Maybe he wasn't a high-profile enough position,
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maybe the whole ad organization is filled with sleazy people
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and we just don't know it.
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That's, you know, again, Apple will work it out internally,
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I assume, because that's essentially what they're demanding.
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The people at Apple weren't saying,
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you need to fire this guy right away,
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although I'm sure they thought that.
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What they were saying is, how did this happen exactly?
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Let's look at our process,
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'cause it seems like our process is falling down.
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Kind of like the umpteen emails that you will see
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in discovery from the Epic trial
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of some Apple executive or another saying,
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look at this scam app that's number one
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in the free apps right now.
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How are these getting past review?
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There are so many emails where people are angry
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and credulous about that.
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And yeah, we feel you Apple executives,
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we have the same questions.
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- Moving on with more Ask ATP, Chandler Kent writes,
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with more of the computer moving on
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to a system-on-a-chip architecture,
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would it theoretically be possible to swap out
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a system-on-a-chip to upgrade a computer?
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What would be the disadvantages to allowing that to happen?
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What design considerations would exist
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to keep backwards compatibility with the interfaces
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to the system-on-a-chip?
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What are the trade-offs?
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Chandler writes, Apple would never do this,
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but I thought it would be an interesting discussion.
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- Can we just start saying sock?
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I know no one says sock, but I feel like this is
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too awkward of a thing.
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We have to shorten it, and it just--
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- Stop trying to make mauve happen.
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- I get the reference.
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- You're the king of bad pronunciations
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of computer acronyms.
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- It's S-O-C, sock.
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How would you say it?
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- We don't, we say S-O-C.
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It's pretty short already.
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- I believe it's pronounced soak.
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- Every single acronym or things that we've had
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that have been that short, you always have people
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start saying it as a one-syllable word.
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- Yeah, but then you have the GIF, GIF war,
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where there's the people who are right that say GIF,
01:27:33
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and the people who are wrong that say GIF.
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- But you also got socks.
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I mean, you probably don't know this,
01:27:37
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but people who work in big companies know socks
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is already a thing.
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- What is it, standard operating procedure?
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Like what are we--
01:27:44
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- No, S-O-X, Casey.
01:27:45
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- Oh, is that, what am I thinking of?
01:27:49
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No, I don't know what it is.
01:27:50
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What's the, oh, no, I'm thinking of Oxford.
01:27:52
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No, no, no, what's the, Sarbanes-Oxley, there it is.
01:27:54
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- You got it, yep.
01:27:55
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- Okay, yep, there you go.
01:27:56
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- So it's a little bit of a sound-alike.
01:27:59
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- Anyway, SOC, that's what we're calling it.
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- Right, so if one were to do this,
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I mean, the very first thing you'd have to do
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is make it socketable, right, or whatever,
01:28:07
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God, it's been so long since I built a computer.
01:28:09
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Socketed, yeah, whatever.
01:28:12
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- Oh, gosh, oh, it's so bad.
01:28:14
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You would have to make the system on a chip, or SOC, Marco,
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easily pluggable, so a way to eject it
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from the motherboard or the logic board,
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and then plug a new one back in,
01:28:27
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which is a thing that one could do,
01:28:30
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but particularly on a laptop, I don't think,
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or even more so an iPad, I don't think
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you're really gonna wanna do that.
01:28:35
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And plus, technology marches on quickly,
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and there's different inputs and outputs
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and interfaces and so on.
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I just, I don't see it happening,
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and I think there's too many trade-offs.
01:28:46
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You're dedicating yourself to the inputs, outputs,
01:28:51
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and socket of the day when you make this chip,
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and you can't change it for years
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if you wanna stick with it.
01:28:57
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- Yeah, I mean, if you look at the world of socketed CPUs,
01:29:01
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like this world exists, it's existed for quite some time,
01:29:04
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in the PC and formerly Mac world,
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we can see already what the trade-offs are.
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First of all, you need, as Casey,
01:29:11
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you kinda need physical bulk, you need a socket,
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and then some kind of mounting mechanism
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that can hold the chip to it.
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You need some kind of interface
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that's like a bunch of pits of metal or little pins
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or something for them to touch each other,
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to interface with the stuff around it.
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And so that's cost, that's bulk, it's points of failure.
01:29:31
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But then also, you look at the world of,
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suppose you have some Intel or AMD motherboard.
01:29:36
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After how many years can you still use that motherboard
01:29:40
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with new CPUs?
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It's not that many years usually.
01:29:43
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They change the sockets or things get upgraded
01:29:45
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because the components around the processor change.
01:29:48
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Now, you might have things like faster RAM buses
01:29:52
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and stuff like that, you might have different I/O ports
01:29:54
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that come in and out of fashion,
01:29:56
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different amounts of PCI lanes or whatever.
01:29:59
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Now, as you move into a SOC lifestyle,
01:30:02
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I'm gonna go with it.
01:30:04
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As you move into the SOC lifestyle,
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some of that stuff moves onto the chip.
01:30:07
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So some of that stuff you could theoretically swap out
01:30:10
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with an upgrade, like if the memory's on the chip,
01:30:14
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stuff like that, some of that stuff
01:30:15
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you could make interchangeable.
01:30:18
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The problem is that there's still all that other stuff
01:30:20
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around it, so for instance, you have things
01:30:22
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like just basic power and heat requirements.
01:30:25
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You design the system with a certain amount of capacity
01:30:28
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for whatever socket it comes with,
01:30:30
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but then if you wanna upgrade it in a couple of years,
01:30:33
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maybe the new one needs more power or makes more heat,
01:30:36
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and then the stuff around it no longer will supply that.
01:30:39
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Maybe it's just a different size, maybe it got bigger,
01:30:42
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or economies of scale worked and it got smaller.
01:30:45
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Then you have that issue to deal with.
01:30:47
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And you also have other things like the things
01:30:51
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that it's talking to, not everything is on the SOC.
01:30:53
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You still have, in some cases you have RAM,
01:30:56
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that's off of it if you have a lot of it.
01:30:57
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- You've gotta stop, I can't even parse what you're saying.
01:31:00
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Stop saying SOC, you're killing me.
01:31:02
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- And you have things like the SSD,
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or the cell modem or stuff like that.
01:31:07
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There are other things that are still pretty large things
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that are not being SOC-itted.
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So there are a lot of other things around it
01:31:17
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that wouldn't go with it still,
01:31:18
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or wouldn't have necessarily a very long lifespan.
01:31:21
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So I think in practice, even though this would probably
01:31:24
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never actually become a thing, I think if it was a thing,
01:31:29
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you'd have a similar problem that you have
01:31:30
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with the PC motherboards today,
01:31:31
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where you might be able to upgrade it
01:31:34
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within a year and a half or two years or whatever,
01:31:37
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but once you go past that, your motherboard
01:31:41
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wouldn't be compatible with the new SOCs anyway.
01:31:43
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And so it wouldn't be a very long-lived upgrade path.
01:31:47
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It would be much more like today,
01:31:48
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where today if you buy a processor,
01:31:51
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you use it with the motherboard you bought it with,
01:31:53
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chances are by the time you wanna upgrade the processor,
01:31:55
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you're probably gonna need a new motherboard as well
01:31:57
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for all the surrounding stuff.
01:31:58
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So I think it would work like that if it ever happened.
01:32:00
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But again, there are the realities of making this happen
01:32:03
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that would probably never actually happen.
01:32:06
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- Yeah, I think you covered most of the points.
01:32:08
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I mean, what Chandler, I would say to Chandler is that,
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yes, an SOC does make it easier
01:32:13
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because it has more stuff on it,
01:32:15
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but there's other trade-offs are still there.
01:32:17
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Some sockets live longer than others in the PC space,
01:32:21
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and you can make kind of a forward-looking socket,
01:32:23
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but the main reason Apple wouldn't do it
01:32:25
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aside from the never wanting to upgrade stuff is,
01:32:27
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as we've seen so far with all of the ARM-based Macs
01:32:30
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that they've put out, they are really emphasizing the size.
01:32:33
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And so that one thing that Marco mentioned,
01:32:35
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hey, you gotta make it bigger and thicker
01:32:37
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and have more stuff for the socket,
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they don't want that.
01:32:41
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They made the iMac as thin as an iPhone.
01:32:43
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They don't want those extra millimeters, right?
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Nevermind that they don't want you to upgrade it
01:32:48
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or whatever.
01:32:49
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Now that said, Apple itself,
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even though there is no official supported socket,
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will surely reuse motherboard designs and things like,
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there'll be an M2-based Mac,
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maybe we'll talk about that next week,
01:33:03
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that the motherboard of which looks very much
01:33:05
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like the M1 motherboard,
01:33:06
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but the place where the M2 goes is a little bit different
01:33:09
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than the place where the M1 went
01:33:10
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because they don't have to have a standard socket,
01:33:11
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but they do end up reusing a lot of stuff.
01:33:13
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So there, you kind of,
01:33:14
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Apple gets the advantages of having a system on a chip
01:33:17
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in that so much stuff, the GPU, the RAM,
01:33:21
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all the bus stuff is on the SoC
01:33:23
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that they can reuse the same motherboard
01:33:25
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for a couple of years, right?
01:33:27
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It's not for you to swap out the SoC on,
01:33:29
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it's for them to do it.
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So I think they will take advantage of that.
01:33:32
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And speaking of sockets,
01:33:34
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I'm sitting next to a computer right now
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that has a socketed CPU.
01:33:38
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The 2019 Mac Pro has a socketed Xeon,
01:33:41
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and maybe we'll get to in a future show,
01:33:43
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but the new Xeons are out, they use a different socket.
01:33:46
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So if I wanted to put the new Xeon on my Mac
01:33:50
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on that motherboard, I can't,
01:33:51
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'cause we just crossed over a socket.
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I don't know if Xeons change sockets every single time,
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every two years, or every three years.
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- Pretty often.
01:33:58
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- Well, 'cause they don't get updated that often.
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And so when they do, usually it's time for a new socket.
01:34:02
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- Yeah, so I feel like socketed things
01:34:05
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are kind of like upgradable RAM,
01:34:07
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and other sort of upgradable components
01:34:09
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have their place in the market for,
01:34:11
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if you're building your own gaming PC,
01:34:13
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you would expect to be able to swap out the RAM.
01:34:15
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Maybe you'd expect to be able to upgrade the CPU
01:34:17
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one or two times before you get an entirely new motherboard
01:34:20
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or whatever, but that's not the market
01:34:22
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that Apple operates in.
01:34:23
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And we know which direction everything goes at Apple.
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The battery gets enclosed,
01:34:28
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the SSD gets soldered to the motherboard,
01:34:30
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the CPU stops being socketed, right?
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It depends on the machine though.
01:34:34
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The Mac next to me, again,
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has everything in it can be torn out.
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The CPU, the RAM, the GPU, the SSDs even.
01:34:42
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Like, it's all removable because it is the,
01:34:46
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that's the role of this machine, right?
01:34:48
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But Apple makes very few of these machines
01:34:50
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and even that may be changing with the new Mac Pro,
01:34:52
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so stay tuned.
01:34:53
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- Finally, John Larson writes,
01:34:56
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"Now that Apple's out of the time capsule business,
01:34:58
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what options are there for MacBook owners
01:34:59
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that can't duct tape an SSD to the back of their machine?"
01:35:02
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Marco, is that SSD or is it S-D?
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- Okay, good to know.
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- We always pronounce them.
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It always happens.
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- I've been on the wrong side of this so many times
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growing up, like, you know, I would say like, you know,
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S-A-T-A or serial ATA, like that became SATA.
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Like, it just, it always happened.
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People always shorten stuff on me.
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- Well, so you should learn from that
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and just always do the opposite of what your instinct is
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and just say S-O-C.
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- Nah, sock.
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I'm going with sock.
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- Oh my gosh.
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- There you go.
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(John laughs)
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- Anyway, what can you do for a MacBook
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and you want to have some sort of time machine backup?
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I mean, I would just leave something on your desk
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or get a network attached storage like the Synology.
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Apparently this show is also sponsored by Synology,
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but I would say just leave something on your desk
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and plug it in, remove it when you leave,
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which is not fun, but I mean,
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I guess you could get one of Marco's 17 docking station
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things that you've tried.
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You could do that too, but I don't know.
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What do you guys have for this?
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- Well, you can also, any other Mac on your network,
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if you happen to have like a stationary Mac,
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those can offer time machine sharing
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to other things on the network.
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And yes, Synology offers,
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'cause there's like open source packages
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that can offer the same network service over the network,
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so lots of other hardware will also be able to do that
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over the network if you want to.
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And I've always had no problems with the Synology one
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when I've used it.
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- And this person says,
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"If you can't duct tape an SSD
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"to the back of your machine," right?
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But I think it's worth revisiting
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why you think you can't do that,
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because drives get smaller and smaller.
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- If you get a sort of USB-C/Thunderbolt bus-powered SSD
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that can hold everything in your little laptop,
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you don't have to tape it to the back of it,
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but it's so small and unobtrusive,
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and especially if you don't have
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any other kind of docking station,
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it's not that big of a deal just to plug it in
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when your laptop is on your desk,
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especially if it spends a lot of time at your desk,
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like it won't really get in your way.
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They're so small now.
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No, they're not the size of like a Logitech RF dongle,
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but although we'll probably get there pretty soon,
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because you can buy like a thumb drive
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that is actually shockingly small
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and holds a huge amount of data.
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So what I'm saying is don't dismiss the idea
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of attaching a drive.
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It's not like it used to be
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where you have to like get a spinning hard drive
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in a big case with an external power supply and plug it in.
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You can get something that looks like a stick of gum
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that can hold the contents of your 256 gig laptop
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or something.
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You can get something that looks like a book of matches
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that can hold your two terabyte thing.
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Again, completely bus-powered, small, reversible cable.
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It's not actually as bad as you think.
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And if you do want to tape it to the back of your thing,
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you could probably do that
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and not have it be particularly chunky
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because things just keep getting smaller.
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So don't discount the idea
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of actually having local storage for your laptop.
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It is viable, but yeah, if you don't want to do that,
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never get that storage or another Mac.
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- Also don't discount the idea of using the SD card slot
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in your old laptop or hopefully soon to be future laptop.
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SD card, like you can get, I just looked,
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you can get a one terabyte micro SD card
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for 200 bucks right now.
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Like these things are big and cheap.
01:38:05
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- I worry about the durability of an SD card
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for the type of traffic that Time Machine puts out.
01:38:10
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- That's fair, yeah.
01:38:11
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They're not made to do a whole ton of writes,
01:38:13
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but still, that's a really good solution.
01:38:16
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If you want something on a laptop that is seamless
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and you have an SD card slot,
01:38:20
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that's a great use for the SD card slot.
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In fact, there have been companies over time,
01:38:24
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I don't know what's still in the market today,
01:38:25
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but there have been companies over time
01:38:26
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that back for the 2012 through 2015 MacBook Pro line,
01:38:31
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you could get a little flush mount
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that would go into the SD card slot,
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would hold a micro SD card, I think sideways or something,
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and nothing would stick out from the slot.
01:38:43
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- It was amazing.
01:38:44
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- Yeah, and this is yet another reason
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why I really hope they bring these back
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'cause there's so many cool uses for the SD card slot,
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even if you don't have a camera that uses it.
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It's really nice to just have
01:38:53
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that really quick removable storage
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that's not taking up a port
01:38:56
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and having a cable sticking out of it constantly.
01:38:58
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That being said, TIFF's laptop
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has exactly that arrangement.
01:39:01
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TIFF's laptop has a cable sticking out of it constantly
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with a drive duct taped to the back of it.
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And it's kind of annoying that this cable's always there
01:39:09
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and you lose a port, but otherwise, it's fine.
01:39:12
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It works, it's very ugly, but it does work just fine.
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And so that option is not that bad, really.
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But certainly, if you can get something
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that's in the machine or over the network,
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that's obviously better.
01:39:27
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- I remember one of my blog posts a while back.
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I made the argument,
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this was back in the spinning hard drive days,
01:39:32
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that Apple should sell machines
01:39:33
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with double storage in them, essentially.
01:39:36
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I think I said RAID 1,
01:39:37
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but basically, however big a Mac you get,
01:39:40
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say, oh, I got a MacBook Air with a 512 gig drive,
01:39:42
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that it should actually come
01:39:43
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with two completely separate internal 512 gig drives,
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and one of them would be your main drive,
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and the other one would be
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your backup time machine drive.
01:39:51
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Obviously, that would cost money.
01:39:53
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People wouldn't want to pay extra for it.
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There's tons of good reasons why they didn't do it.
01:39:56
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But again, with my whole argument of,
01:39:58
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is there room in the lineup for one machine
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that's like this?
01:40:01
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The idea that this would,
01:40:02
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it made much more sense back before everything
01:40:04
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was in the cloud.
01:40:05
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But imagine a world where we didn't have
01:40:06
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cheap cloud storage and everything.
01:40:08
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It was literally the only way you're ever gonna get people
01:40:10
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to backup is to secretly give them twice the storage
01:40:12
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and just do automatic time machine to the other thing,
01:40:14
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so when they come into the Apple Store and say,
01:40:16
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my thing doesn't boot, it looks like I lost all my data,
01:40:18
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you can go, surprise, you didn't,
01:40:19
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it's all over here in time machine,
01:40:20
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because we've been backing it up every hour,
01:40:21
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unbeknownst to you.
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Nowadays, the solution is to instead,
01:40:25
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not really, to do the Casey thing
01:40:27
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and have your Macs be ephemeral
01:40:28
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and have most of the stuff in the network
01:40:30
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or the Chromebook thing or whatever.
01:40:31
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So time has moved on from that solution,
01:40:33
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but I was reminded of it when these people
01:40:35
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are talking about duct taping drives
01:40:37
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to the back of their laptop.
01:40:38
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It's just like, you know,
01:40:39
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there is actually room inside that laptop
01:40:41
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for one more set of chips,
01:40:43
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especially on a big 16 inch one.
01:40:45
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You could have doubled the storage internally,
01:40:47
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but of course, if you gave people that,
01:40:48
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they'd be like, oh, I don't wanna use it for backup,
01:40:50
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I wanna use it for stuff.
01:40:51
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And now you're just back to the same situation.
01:40:53
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Human nature.
01:40:54
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- To go back to the flush mount SD card,
01:40:58
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like hard drive, my very first thing
01:41:00
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that I backed on Kickstarter was the Nifty Mini Drive,
01:41:03
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which was exactly that.
01:41:05
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And it was a flush mount thing,
01:41:07
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so you could add effectively another drive
01:41:09
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to your MacBook Pro.
01:41:10
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And I loved that thing, it was great.
01:41:13
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- Yeah, if the SD card does come back,
01:41:14
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as I was rumored to,
01:41:16
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that's something I actually plan to do.
01:41:18
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Like, just to have that there as a backup
01:41:22
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or extra capacity.
01:41:23
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I did it in the past with the 2015 model.
01:41:25
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It's a very common thing for people to do that,
01:41:28
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and it's a really cool thing to have.
01:41:30
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- I wonder if I still have this,
01:41:32
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'cause I haven't used it in probably a decade.
01:41:34
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I probably tossed it, but I loved it when I had it.
01:41:37
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- Even in an even older laptop,
01:41:39
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back when you could easily get to the drives inside of it,
01:41:43
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I got one of those brackets
01:41:44
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where you could replace the optical drive
01:41:46
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with a second hard drive.
01:41:48
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- Yeah, yeah.
01:41:48
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- Did you ever do that?
01:41:49
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- I knew people who did, but I did not.
01:41:52
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- That was awesome, I had two hard drives in my laptop.
01:41:56
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Not great for noise.
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- So in the after show notes,
01:43:19
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there's a very interesting line item,
01:43:22
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which honestly we probably should have talked about
01:43:25
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last week, but we just ran out of time
01:43:27
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given that we were talking about Basecamp.
01:43:28
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And the line item reads, Marco tried to use Ruby.
01:43:32
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Now I should say upfront that I've never really used Ruby.
01:43:37
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Like the only real exposure I have to Ruby is CocoaPods
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and I hated it.
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So what are you up to, buddy?
01:43:47
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- This is not what you think it is.
01:43:50
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- It is the language, but it's not anything exciting.
01:43:54
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- So for my town, I wanted to set up
01:43:58
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like a little like three page static website.
01:44:02
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I thought this would be a good excuse
01:44:04
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to try out GitHub pages.
01:44:06
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I knew there was some way to host static websites on GitHub.
01:44:09
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I didn't know anything else about it,
01:44:11
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but I knew, look, you know,
01:44:12
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that sounds like something that would make things easier.
01:44:14
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I don't want to have to like keep this running
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on one of my servers for this stupid static page thing.
01:44:19
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Let me see what this GitHub pages thing is about.
01:44:21
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- By the way, quick aside, did you see the story
01:44:23
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about being able to use SQLite databases on GitHub pages?
01:44:28
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- Yeah, so the GitHub page is static hosting, right?
01:44:31
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So it's like, SQLite, for people to know,
01:44:33
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makes database as a little file, right?
01:44:34
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So what they do is they use, they made a library
01:44:36
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that does HTTP range requests into the SQLite file
01:44:39
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on GitHub pages to essentially do client-side SQL querying
01:44:43
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of your SQLite database.
01:44:45
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This is my understanding.
01:44:46
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You have your SQLite database on the static web hosting.
01:44:48
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So if you want to have a database, all I'm saying is
01:44:50
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you want the world's most inefficient way to query SQLite,
01:44:52
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you can do with HTTP range requests with the library.
01:44:55
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Anyway, continue.
01:44:56
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- Yes, fortunately I don't need that,
01:44:58
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but I'm sure nothing can go wrong with that.
01:45:00
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But anyway, what this ends up being based on is Jekyll,
01:45:05
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which is a static site generator that I've never used.
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And Jekyll is written in Ruby.
01:45:10
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Now, GitHub, being a site designed around one of the least
01:45:15
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user-friendly programmer tools that's ever been made,
01:45:18
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I guess it's no surprise that the documentation
01:45:22
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for how to actually use Jekyll and their static site
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generation is pretty sparse and pretty incomplete.
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And so I just wanted to make a very simple site.
01:45:36
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Now, the templates they give you to start out with,
01:45:38
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like by default, put a whole bunch of stuff in,
01:45:41
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like by default, like in the sidebar and everything,
01:45:43
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that's all about the GitHub project that you are hosting,
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which is not anything I wanted to be on here.
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Like I just wanted a site with basically no template.
01:45:54
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Like let me just make my own basic navigation bar
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and like a list of pages on the side or something,
01:46:00
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and that would be it.
01:46:02
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That was very hard to do.
01:46:03
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And so one thing I realized is like,
01:46:05
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oh, well it says, let's start,
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this becomes a lot easier if you can run Jekyll locally
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on your own machine.
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And that way you can build it yourself.
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Without having to commit stuff to GitHub
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before you can even try to see changes,
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you can at least run it on your local machine
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and play with templates and everything there.
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So I thought, okay, great.
01:46:23
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- Well, quick question here, Marco.
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Why did you just not make three web pages?
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- That's a good question.
01:46:32
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- I know like the old ways seem barbaric to you,
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but back in the day, the way we would do this
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is by literally writing each page by hand.
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We didn't even have server side includes.
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It's like, oh, you mean you would write the navigation
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each page and then on one page
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you'd have one item highlighted?
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It's like, yeah, we would just write it all
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from top to bottom in a text document
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'cause it was the old, anyway.
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- Well, that's what I was trying to avoid.
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Like first of all, having to either write raw HTML
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or make my own markdown build script.
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And I was trying to avoid having to like,
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if I wanted to edit the template
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or the navigation sidebar or something,
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having to edit five pages.
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- But yeah, I know what you're thinking.
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'Cause you're a programmer, there's a good XKCD about this,
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about creating a generic tool for passing salt, right?
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It's like, we all think this way.
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But if it really is going to be just three pages
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for even if it's five, you would have saved a lot of time.
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- Anyway, continue.
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- I would have saved so much time.
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Because this, it ended up taking me like five hours.
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Because first--
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- You could have written those pages 100 times over.
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- You know, copy and paste works too,
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so you don't actually have to retype the nav.
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- So first I'm like, all right,
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let me try to set up Jekyll on my Mac.
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This was a bad idea.
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- So first thing you run into is like,
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all right, you have to get Ruby to the right version.
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And then it's like, okay, well, first,
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you can't just install Ruby,
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you have to install this Bundler thing.
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Now keep in mind, I've never worked with Ruby,
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well, I worked with it for two seconds back in 2005,
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but otherwise not since then.
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So I've never done any of this stuff.
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So I don't know any of these tools.
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So I'm starting from nothing.
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So first, you gotta install Bundler or something.
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And then Bundler is like a package manager.
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Then you have to install Gem.
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And then Gem is the package manager installed by Bundler
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or for Bundler or with Bundler that then has to,
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Gem has to then install the Gem file from Jekyll
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that will make the Jekyll build the right Gem.
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But oh, it's requiring this GitHub Gem,
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which I don't have here.
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I have to use Bundler to install the Gem file
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to install that Gem.
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And it's like, oh my God.
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And getting through all of that to even try to get it
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to run Jekyll without errors on my local Mac,
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just to start a new empty site,
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I spent hours on this in package management hell.
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Then I thought, oh, it says you should use Homebrew instead.
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Okay, I tried that.
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But then Homebrew starts conflicting
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with all the other crap that's all over my system
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and all over Homebrew.
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And then I eventually, a couple hours later,
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got the Homebrew version to run,
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at which point Jekyll gave me a bunch of new errors
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that were still errors and just different.
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And it was the most obtuse experience I've had
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in a long time with software.
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- Well, the reason, Marco, is because apparently
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you just need to use RBENV and then it magically just works.
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Or so says every Ruby person I've ever spoken to,
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even though I've tried using it in the past,
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and granted, I'm a dunce when it comes
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to Ruby specifically, but it didn't help me at all.
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In all, everywhere, all the Ruby people say,
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no, no, no, no, no, it fixes everything.
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It's the best.
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It's a panacea and it's a silver bullet and it's so great.
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Oh my God, I hated, oh, I hated using Ruby
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so much for CocoaPods.
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- Somebody already came over in the chat room
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and came in with the line that I was gonna say.
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You don't want RBENV, you want RVM.
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- Because of course there are two competing things
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that do that job in Ruby.
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And really, Marco, I should have just learned Docker
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back when we told him to, because he probably
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could have downloaded Docker container
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which Jekyll already set up in it,
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but apparently he hasn't crossed that bridge yet.
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- Yeah, you're right about that.
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- It took me, and eventually I got it to work.
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And then I had to figure out how to use Jekyll,
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which again, the documentation is pretty sparse.
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And it's funny, GitHub actually has,
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in their pages documentation, they link to a few example
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repositories of using GitHub pages to make a real website.
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And they're all so incredibly complicated
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and inconsistent and poorly documented.
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And this entire system was so comically overwriting
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and just filled with just massive timestamps.
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And all I was trying to do was save myself the trouble
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of running a basic document directory on one of my servers,
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like serving a virtual host, serving one more virtual host.
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And other stuff, they take care of the SSL for you
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and everything, so there's other little niceties of it.
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But oh my God, and the good thing is,
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I finally did figure out, okay,
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here is a very basic template.
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Here is a very basic include.
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Here's how I can make these things work.
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It's not pretty, it's not fancy, but it does finally work.
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And I cannot believe how long it took me to get there.
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Now I did actually, so I did finally reach my goal.
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I have this stupid one page
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or two page information site running.
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I can add to it easily in the future if I ever need to,
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which I probably won't.
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But if I ever need to, I can.
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- If you wait too long, the environment that you use
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to build these two pages will no longer work
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and you'll have to do another two hours of work
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to get that extra page in.
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- Oh, well, but the thing is, sorry, to clarify,
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I never got it running locally.
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I just committed to get it, and I just,
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I did server side development here,
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just kept committing to GitHub and reading the error messages
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and committing again and figuring it out.
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I literally never got it to run locally.
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- That's very efficient.
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- Oh my word.
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- The other one, by the way, is chruby.
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So you've got rbm, rmv, and chruby.
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I don't know what chruby is.
01:52:16
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- Oh my god, I hate this so much.
01:52:18
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Oh, I hate this.
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- Even Perl's got one of these, although I don't use it.
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- Yeah, I'm-- - No, thank you.
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- I do not foresee myself using Jekyll in the future.
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But the good thing is, if I ever need to host
01:52:29
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another one or two page website,
01:52:30
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I know how to do that on GitHub pages at least.
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Like, now I have a template.
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- I can show you how to do a new HTML document in bbedit.
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That might save you some time.
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- It gives you a little template,
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and you just type your HTML right there,
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and then you save it.
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We used to make entire websites like this.
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My first big website did not even have server-side includes.
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Like, there was no templating engine,
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there was no building the site,
01:52:58
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there was no server-side includes.
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We would literally type the HTML for every page
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on every page, and we wanted to change the navigation?
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Yes, you changed it on every page.
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To do that, you could do bbedit's
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multi-file search and replace, so it wasn't that bad.
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Yeah, the web, the original web
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was very often built that way.
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That's right, no CSS.
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And we liked it, 'cause it was all we had.
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- Tables for layout, that was a fun time.
01:53:22
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- Yeah, we were lucky to have tables for layout.
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We were excited when you can get an image to appear
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to the left or the right or in the middle.
01:53:28
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Center tag, I think I've talked about this
01:53:30
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on multiple podcasts, but one of my most profound moments.
01:53:33
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So, you know when you're learning something new,
01:53:35
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especially during your formative years,
01:53:38
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you very quickly come to accept whatever it is
01:53:40
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that you're looking at is just the way things are, right?
01:53:43
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And so, I discovered the web in 1993 or whenever it was,
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and you could have text in H1, H2, and ULs,
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and you could have images, right?
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And images would just display in line with everything else,
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or you know, like against the left border or whatever.
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And the very first time I saw Netscape,
01:54:01
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or not Netscape, Mosaic it must have been,
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whatever the first browser did,
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it was probably Mosaic on X11.
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And the demo, the wow, like the tech demo wow blow your mind
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page was a page that had five images arranged
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like the five dots on the five side of a die, you know?
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Like one, two, then one in the middle, then one, two.
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And I was like, you can't do that.
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You can't have two images next to each other
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and a centered image, what is this witchcraft?
01:54:28
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And it blew my mind because in the four weeks
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that I had seen, you know, the original version
01:54:34
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of NCSA, Mosaic or whatever, where you couldn't do that,
01:54:36
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and then saw whatever this version was,
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whether it was Netscape or Mosaic 1.1 where you could do it,
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it's like they've broken the rules of the web.
01:54:43
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Images are next to each other, what's next for the web?
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It was mind blowing.
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Few things have impressed me as much as that did.
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And that was because like, you know,
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I had so accepted the parameters and limitations of the web
01:54:57
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in like the month that I'd been using it,
01:54:59
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that breaking those was like,
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the whole world is cracked open.
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Anything is possible now, images are next to each other.
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[ Laughter ]