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505: A Mental Laxative

 

00:00:00 ◼   ► I know, I just gotta get on all on the same page and get the balls rolling.

00:00:03 ◼   ► Agreed. Love those balls.

00:00:05 ◼   ► See, if someone other than Marco edited the show, that little clip would be like at the

00:00:10 ◼   ► beginning or the end of the show. Oh, without question. Without question.

00:00:14 ◼   ► Just want to point that out.

00:00:16 ◼   ► So this Apple event kind of came out of nowhere? Like what?

00:00:20 ◼   ► It's not an event. We had an item in the notes that, you know, now is moved and should be deleted.

00:00:26 ◼   ► I'll go to that now, that was like,

00:00:27 ◼   ► oh rumor is that there won't be an October event,

00:00:30 ◼   ► it will just be a bunch of products

00:00:31 ◼   ► put out into the world through a press release,

00:00:34 ◼   ► but we never got to that topic and that's what happened.

00:00:37 ◼   ► So if you didn't see that topic down in the notes marker,

00:00:39 ◼   ► you might not have known this was happening.

00:00:41 ◼   ► I saw that you were doing something else

00:00:42 ◼   ► and when you came back online, you're like,

00:00:44 ◼   ► wow, new Apple products,

00:00:45 ◼   ► but everyone else knew it was happening.

00:00:46 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's literally what happened.

00:00:48 ◼   ► I was deep in work mode, which by the way,

00:00:50 ◼   ► it's going amazingly.

00:00:52 ◼   ► I decided to try this other product,

00:00:54 ◼   ► I mentioned last week that I was making this dumb little app

00:00:57 ◼   ► for sand drivers here to kind of share condition reports

00:01:01 ◼   ► with each other.

00:01:02 ◼   ► And so this is an app that's gonna be used

00:01:03 ◼   ► by maybe 15 people.

00:01:05 ◼   ► It's not like a major audience or business kind of thing.

00:01:09 ◼   ► However, I'm using it in part as a break from Overcast,

00:01:14 ◼   ► both to kind of regroup after a very difficult summer

00:01:17 ◼   ► of nothing working that I was doing

00:01:20 ◼   ► that was very demoralizing,

00:01:21 ◼   ► and also to help me learn all the new stuff.

00:01:26 ◼   ► Like this is, I'm doing everything in Swift,

00:01:28 ◼   ► Swift UI, and the new Swift concurrency stuff,

00:01:31 ◼   ► all the, you know, the async, everything.

00:01:34 ◼   ► And it is glorious.

00:01:37 ◼   ► Like, because what I'm making effectively

00:01:41 ◼   ► is the kind of app that is simple enough

00:01:45 ◼   ► that it's almost like the WBC video,

00:01:47 ◼   ► or like the example apps they make,

00:01:49 ◼   ► where like, it's like oh, I have this simple JSON list

00:01:53 ◼   ► that my web service is dumping out

00:01:54 ◼   ► and I have to show it like in a UI basically.

00:01:57 ◼   ► Like that's--

00:01:58 ◼   ► - They're a little fancy though, wasn't the food truck app?

00:01:59 ◼   ► I actually had a lot of screens and features this past year.

00:02:02 ◼   ► - Yeah, well and it turns out everything these days

00:02:04 ◼   ► have a lot of, like part of what I'm doing

00:02:06 ◼   ► requires location access and talk about like needing

00:02:10 ◼   ► some UI there, like to try to manage those permissions

00:02:13 ◼   ► and getting the user to understand what's going on,

00:02:15 ◼   ► especially because for it to work really well,

00:02:17 ◼   ► I want some people to use the always location access.

00:02:20 ◼   ► - Ooh, uh-oh. - And good luck.

00:02:21 ◼   ► That's a whole thing.

00:02:24 ◼   ► Apple really does not want you to do that

00:02:27 ◼   ► and they really make it difficult.

00:02:29 ◼   ► But anyway, which is probably for the best, honestly.

00:02:32 ◼   ► But anyways, so, but using SwiftUI

00:02:36 ◼   ► and doing all this stuff, using all the async stuff,

00:02:38 ◼   ► oh, it's finally coming together.

00:02:40 ◼   ► It's finally clicking.

00:02:41 ◼   ► My journey with both Swift itself

00:02:44 ◼   ► and certainly with SwiftUI and more recently

00:02:47 ◼   ► the Async stuff that I barely have used yet,

00:02:50 ◼   ► it really has felt like,

00:02:52 ◼   ► I was gonna say starting a car in fifth gear, but--

00:02:56 ◼   ► - That's not at all what you mean.

00:02:57 ◼   ► I know what you mean, but that's not what you mean.

00:02:59 ◼   ► - That metaphor is difficult in part

00:03:01 ◼   ► because my start was even slower,

00:03:04 ◼   ► and in part because I don't even know

00:03:06 ◼   ► how many gears modern cars have.

00:03:08 ◼   ► - Oh, God.

00:03:09 ◼   ► - When fifth was the highest gear,

00:03:11 ◼   ► it's like starting a car in fifth gear.

00:03:13 ◼   ► And that was back when engines sucked too.

00:03:14 ◼   ► And so they were not very powerful.

00:03:16 ◼   ► And unless you had a fairly hefty grunt there,

00:03:19 ◼   ► that was fairly difficult to do.

00:03:21 ◼   ► That's not to say I never did it,

00:03:23 ◼   ► but just a bit as you start out really slow

00:03:27 ◼   ► and maybe you stall a few times,

00:03:29 ◼   ► but eventually if you keep at it,

00:03:31 ◼   ► you can build up quite some speed.

00:03:34 ◼   ► It takes a long time.

00:03:35 ◼   ► But anyway, that's how I started all this stuff.

00:03:38 ◼   ► and by hopping out briefly of my massive legacy code base

00:03:43 ◼   ► and just trying something brand new from scratch,

00:03:47 ◼   ► the way we should be doing it now at the most modern way,

00:03:52 ◼   ► oh my god, it really got everything moving.

00:03:54 ◼   ► - It's funny you used to that.

00:03:55 ◼   ► - It's like a mental laxative for developer block.

00:03:58 ◼   ► Like it's just, everything's moving now.

00:04:00 ◼   ► I'm on a roll, I'm super, I'm happy.

00:04:05 ◼   ► I think part of the reason I was so miserable all summer

00:04:08 ◼   ► and first half of fall so far is because everything

00:04:10 ◼   ► I'm doing with Overcast recently has just not worked.

00:04:12 ◼   ► And I used to tell people, whenever people ask me,

00:04:16 ◼   ► hey, should I be a programmer or could I be a programmer,

00:04:19 ◼   ► the gist of what I always say is, look,

00:04:22 ◼   ► programming is a bunch of frustration

00:04:27 ◼   ► and hitting your head against the wall,

00:04:28 ◼   ► followed by making something and something working.

00:04:32 ◼   ► and the satisfaction of that, of like when it works,

00:04:36 ◼   ► has to be motivating enough to you

00:04:38 ◼   ► to make all the other stuff worth it,

00:04:40 ◼   ► to make the road to get there,

00:04:41 ◼   ► banging your head against the wall,

00:04:42 ◼   ► being frustrated by weird bugs

00:04:44 ◼   ► or weird compiler errors or whatever.

00:04:47 ◼   ► The process of getting there,

00:04:49 ◼   ► the payoff needs to make all that worthwhile.

00:04:53 ◼   ► And for like the last six months,

00:04:54 ◼   ► I've been on the wrong end of that ratio.

00:04:57 ◼   ► I've been putting so much work in to server-side stuff

00:05:02 ◼   ► that didn't go anywhere, clients had ideas

00:05:03 ◼   ► that didn't go anywhere, clients had stuff

00:05:05 ◼   ► that took longer than I thought it would

00:05:06 ◼   ► 'cause it was using old code.

00:05:07 ◼   ► There have been so much, just to mix a whole bunch

00:05:11 ◼   ► more metaphors, like grinding my gears

00:05:13 ◼   ► and just generally not getting anywhere

00:05:17 ◼   ► and not ever getting that payoff of things working nicely

00:05:21 ◼   ► and things being done.

00:05:23 ◼   ► And so to take a week to do this thing,

00:05:26 ◼   ► to help out my local community and myself here

00:05:29 ◼   ► in some small way, that has some value.

00:05:33 ◼   ► But the greater value to me is that it's basically

00:05:36 ◼   ► unfreezing my mental block.

00:05:38 ◼   ► And it's like, it's a good fix for my developer depression

00:05:43 ◼   ► like over the last few months of just like,

00:05:45 ◼   ► let me get something that actually works.

00:05:47 ◼   ► I'm a programmer, like I need that.

00:05:49 ◼   ► And I haven't felt like a programmer recently.

00:05:51 ◼   ► And this has made me feel like a programmer

00:05:53 ◼   ► and I'm very happy about that.

00:05:55 ◼   ► Even though it's a dumb little app that is not gonna have

00:05:57 ◼   ► lot of obvious value, but it has quite a lot of knock-on effect value for me.

00:06:02 ◼   ► No, I think that's extremely important, and, you know, I have not had near the slog that

00:06:06 ◼   ► you have with Overcast, but I've been fiddling with something new over the last couple of

00:06:11 ◼   ► weeks and similarly, like, I'm not leaving behind this, like, legacy codebase like Overcast

00:06:16 ◼   ► is, you know, neither of my codebases are particularly old, but I don't know, I wanted

00:06:20 ◼   ► to scratch an itch and try something and I've been working on this new thing and it's using

00:06:24 ◼   ► APIs, like Apple APIs, but APIs that I've not really used before, including a little

00:06:30 ◼   ► bit of AV Foundation, so I feel like I'm suddenly Marco Jr. over here. But no, it is really

00:06:37 ◼   ► refreshing to get a clean slate, and I feel like with every piece of code I write, I learn

00:06:42 ◼   ► a little something and I get a little bit better, and I make more mistakes, but then

00:06:46 ◼   ► I learn from them usually. And so every time I write something new, I feel, usually I feel

00:06:53 ◼   ► proud of that new thing and I see where I've improved in my craft, which is really valuable.

00:07:01 ◼   ► We don't need to belabor this because we have a lot to talk about, but out of curiosity,

00:07:05 ◼   ► what are you thinking about the async stuff? Because I don't feel like I'm great at it,

00:07:11 ◼   ► but I do like it. And I kind of especially like that I can intermingle combine and async

00:07:17 ◼   ► if I so choose, which I usually don't for the record, but there are some affordances

00:07:23 ◼   ► to going back and forth between the two.

00:07:25 ◼   ► How are you enjoying it, and are you,

00:07:27 ◼   ► when you say you're using async stuff,

00:07:28 ◼   ► are you simply using APIs that Apple's exposing,

00:07:32 ◼   ► or are you doing checked continuations

00:07:34 ◼   ► and checked throwing continuations

00:07:35 ◼   ► and the whole rigmarole in making your own async streams?

00:07:38 ◼   ► - Mostly Apple's, some of, I've made a couple of my own,

00:07:42 ◼   ► basically to get around Apple APIs

00:07:44 ◼   ► that don't yet offer async calls.

00:07:45 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's so frustrating.

00:07:46 ◼   ► I understand it, but it's so frustrating.

00:07:48 ◼   ► - Yeah, requesting location permission

00:07:50 ◼   ► is one of those things where you have to request permission,

00:07:52 ◼   ► then you have to wait for a delegate call

00:07:54 ◼   ► to come back to you.

00:07:54 ◼   ► And it's like, and yeah, it's like,

00:07:57 ◼   ► I know this stuff is all very, very new.

00:07:58 ◼   ► I'll give Apple a pass for a while.

00:08:00 ◼   ► I really hope in the coming years,

00:08:03 ◼   ► all of that gets wrappers around it

00:08:05 ◼   ► that make it async compatible.

00:08:07 ◼   ► Because, oh my god, it's so nice when that's there.

00:08:10 ◼   ► Like for the few APIs that do offer that,

00:08:12 ◼   ► oh man, it's nice.

00:08:13 ◼   ► And so to answer your, the first question,

00:08:15 ◼   ► how am I liking it?

00:08:17 ◼   ► So far, I don't have yet a great understanding

00:08:21 ◼   ► of what's happening.

00:08:22 ◼   ► like of how some of these things were implemented.

00:08:24 ◼   ► - Me neither.

00:08:24 ◼   ► - And so I wanna go back and rewatch,

00:08:26 ◼   ► like you know, back when it was announced,

00:08:28 ◼   ► I watched the W2C sessions on it and everything,

00:08:30 ◼   ► but that was not only, not only was that like what,

00:08:33 ◼   ► two years ago now, but also I hadn't used it yet.

00:08:36 ◼   ► And so the information didn't stick as well.

00:08:39 ◼   ► Now that I've used it some, and I've seen how it behaves,

00:08:42 ◼   ► I'm getting a feel for how it works,

00:08:44 ◼   ► now is a good time for me to go and watch,

00:08:47 ◼   ► not only the intro talks, but to watch all of the talks

00:08:49 ◼   ► that have been on Swift Concurrency so far,

00:08:51 ◼   ► to just learn some of those details of,

00:08:53 ◼   ► okay, well when I do this, this, and this,

00:08:55 ◼   ► what threads is it gonna be called on,

00:08:57 ◼   ► or what's gonna wait for what,

00:08:58 ◼   ► and what happens when this thing throws

00:09:00 ◼   ► an exception and whatever else,

00:09:02 ◼   ► and so there are all those little implementation details

00:09:05 ◼   ► that I really feel more comfortable when I know them,

00:09:09 ◼   ► even though you don't necessarily need to.

00:09:10 ◼   ► I mean, I'm using it right now and not knowing them,

00:09:13 ◼   ► but that's the kind of programmer I am,

00:09:16 ◼   ► is I like to understand everything

00:09:17 ◼   ► that's happening below the surface.

00:09:19 ◼   ► You don't usually need to know that deep of the knowledge,

00:09:22 ◼   ► but sometimes you do.

00:09:24 ◼   ► And yeah, I kind of prep myself on that, so anyway.

00:09:27 ◼   ► So I'm really enjoying it and it's making me,

00:09:30 ◼   ► I came to a realization, I talked a little bit about it

00:09:33 ◼   ► on Under the Radar last week.

00:09:35 ◼   ► It's a very good episode if you find yourself ever

00:09:37 ◼   ► like in a slump motivationally or things like that.

00:09:40 ◼   ► But I found myself realizing like,

00:09:43 ◼   ► the more time I spend in Xcode versus other apps,

00:09:49 ◼   ► like TextMate, Terminal, the web browser,

00:09:51 ◼   ► like Xcode is my happy place.

00:09:55 ◼   ► I wanna rearrange my priorities and such

00:09:58 ◼   ► so that I can increase the amount of time

00:10:01 ◼   ► I spend in Xcode and decrease the amount of time

00:10:03 ◼   ► I spend doing other types of work for apps.

00:10:07 ◼   ► And so that means less server work, less web stuff,

00:10:11 ◼   ► less running my own backends.

00:10:12 ◼   ► I'm still gonna have to run them,

00:10:13 ◼   ► but run less complicated ones that need less input from me,

00:10:18 ◼   ► possibly using semantic services, but you know,

00:10:21 ◼   ► that's, I need to get to a place where I'm doing

00:10:24 ◼   ► more Xcode time because this past summer,

00:10:28 ◼   ► I would sometimes go a week without even opening Xcode.

00:10:31 ◼   ► Like that, it was that bad.

00:10:34 ◼   ► This is not where I wanna be.

00:10:35 ◼   ► I also, I've gotten to the point now,

00:10:38 ◼   ► and I hate to say it, but I've finally gotten

00:10:40 ◼   ► to the point now where I really don't want

00:10:43 ◼   ► to work on Objective-C code, first of all,

00:10:47 ◼   ► But not only that, I don't wanna work on UIKit anymore.

00:10:51 ◼   ► - Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

00:10:53 ◼   ► I'm right there with you.

00:10:54 ◼   ► I can go on quite a rant and quite a terrace,

00:10:57 ◼   ► I'm sure you could as well,

00:10:58 ◼   ► about how much of a pain in the hindquarters SwiftUI can be.

00:11:02 ◼   ► But golly, it's hard not to look at it and say,

00:11:06 ◼   ► well, yeah, this is probably the future.

00:11:07 ◼   ► Like, you know, there are warts, there are blemishes,

00:11:11 ◼   ► there are pimples, there are zits,

00:11:12 ◼   ► but all told, it's clearly the direction

00:11:16 ◼   ► that I would like to walk, whether or not Apple wants us to.

00:11:19 ◼   ► I think you could still make an argument one way or the other,

00:11:21 ◼   ► although certainly the party line is they do want you to walk that way.

00:11:23 ◼   ► But I really think that SwiftUI has so much potential,

00:11:30 ◼   ► and if Apple really does keep cranking on it,

00:11:33 ◼   ► I really think it could be quite incredible.

00:11:34 ◼   ► It will mean that things will be different for the developers,

00:11:39 ◼   ► they will potentially be different for users,

00:11:41 ◼   ► but nevertheless, I really think it is impressive.

00:11:44 ◼   ► It's the same with the async stuff, right?

00:11:45 ◼   ► Like, I think the async stuff is more solid so far,

00:11:50 ◼   ► but I really like where this is going,

00:11:52 ◼   ► and I really like when all these things work together

00:11:57 ◼   ► and just click, and it's such a refreshing experience

00:12:00 ◼   ► and so lovely, and I really can't wait

00:12:04 ◼   ► for both of them to get better.

00:12:06 ◼   ► And I mean, coincidentally, this thing that I'm working on

00:12:08 ◼   ► that may or may not ever see the light of day,

00:12:11 ◼   ► you know, I'm using Location Manager,

00:12:12 ◼   ► and so what did I have to do?

00:12:13 ◼   ► I had to wrap the CL location manager,

00:12:15 ◼   ► give it an async API.

00:12:16 ◼   ► And I would have talked to you about this

00:12:18 ◼   ► had I realized you were working on it,

00:12:19 ◼   ► which I've actually come to think of it,

00:12:20 ◼   ► I think you might have mentioned this

00:12:21 ◼   ► and I should have thought about it.

00:12:22 ◼   ► But anyways, maybe we could have worked together

00:12:26 ◼   ► for a hot 30 seconds until we both decided

00:12:28 ◼   ► we wanted to do it our own way

00:12:29 ◼   ► and then turned our backs on each other.

00:12:31 ◼   ► But nevertheless, I want there to be more robust

00:12:35 ◼   ► async/await support in more APIs.

00:12:38 ◼   ► I want more control in SwiftUI

00:12:40 ◼   ► and more ways of doing the things that I wanna do,

00:12:43 ◼   ► or simpler ways of doing the things that I wanna do.

00:12:46 ◼   ► But golly, when it really is working well,

00:12:49 ◼   ► when you're not bumping up against

00:12:50 ◼   ► one of the many, many, many walls,

00:12:53 ◼   ► it is so nice, it's just so, so nice.

00:12:55 ◼   ► - Yeah, and I'm getting, you know,

00:12:57 ◼   ► like when you're dealing with

00:12:58 ◼   ► a very opinionated, prickly situation,

00:13:03 ◼   ► like Swift, like App Review,

00:13:05 ◼   ► there's a lot of these that,

00:13:10 ◼   ► again, it's like a starting in fifth year kind of thing.

00:13:13 ◼   ► It's really hard to get going from nothing

00:13:16 ◼   ► because you hit every single sharp edge there is,

00:13:19 ◼   ► you hit every single spike,

00:13:21 ◼   ► you hit every single opinionated wall,

00:13:23 ◼   ► and a lot of times in ways that are very frustrating

00:13:25 ◼   ► and that don't make sense with error messages

00:13:26 ◼   ► or anything like that.

00:13:27 ◼   ► And so this is how SwiftUI has been for me,

00:13:31 ◼   ► but now I'm getting really fast at it.

00:13:34 ◼   ► And I'm getting to the point where I,

00:13:38 ◼   ► And I keep hitting instances where I know how to do

00:13:42 ◼   ► the thing I wanna do in UIKit, and I know that it's a slog,

00:13:46 ◼   ► and I just did it in SwiftUI in 30 seconds.

00:13:48 ◼   ► - Yep. - And I'm hitting

00:13:50 ◼   ► so many of those now.

00:13:52 ◼   ► There are still areas where it's still a buggy mess,

00:13:56 ◼   ► and it's very difficult to use.

00:13:58 ◼   ► For instance, complex navigation hierarchies,

00:14:01 ◼   ► it's still crappy at that.

00:14:03 ◼   ► And someday it might get better, I hope it does.

00:14:05 ◼   ► But that's still tough for it.

00:14:07 ◼   ► However, there are fewer and fewer areas

00:14:12 ◼   ► where you shouldn't use SwiftUI.

00:14:14 ◼   ► And over time, that's going to shrink.

00:14:16 ◼   ► And Apple is going to keep telling us UIKit is not

00:14:20 ◼   ► going anywhere.

00:14:22 ◼   ► In the same way, they're saying you can still use VST.

00:14:24 ◼   ► You can.

00:14:25 ◼   ► You can still use UIKit.

00:14:27 ◼   ► You can still do these things.

00:14:28 ◼   ► However, it is very clear to me how many years

00:14:32 ◼   ► have I been using UIKit since 2008.

00:14:36 ◼   ► So a 14-year veteran of UIKit?

00:14:40 ◼   ► It's extremely clear to me that there

00:14:44 ◼   ► are lots of capabilities being added to the frameworks

00:14:47 ◼   ► that you can only do in SwiftUI, even within UIKit kind

00:14:51 ◼   ► of areas, things like, how do you

00:14:54 ◼   ► put this kind of thing in a navigation bar,

00:14:57 ◼   ► but I want the text to be over here?

00:14:59 ◼   ► I keep hitting stuff like that where

00:15:00 ◼   ► I know how to do it in UIKit, and it

00:15:03 ◼   ► takes a whole bunch of hacks or a huge amount

00:15:05 ◼   ► configuration and huge amount of code.

00:15:07 ◼   ► Or there are certain things that I know

00:15:10 ◼   ► really aren't possible to do in UIKit

00:15:12 ◼   ► without rewriting the whole control from scratch,

00:15:14 ◼   ► and SwiftUI lets me do it in two lines.

00:15:17 ◼   ► So I'm seeing now, there's so many areas

00:15:20 ◼   ► where I'm using SwiftUI and I'm hitting things

00:15:23 ◼   ► that I know I couldn't do either at all

00:15:26 ◼   ► or without a whole bunch of work in UIKit

00:15:28 ◼   ► that just happened in SwiftUI.

00:15:30 ◼   ► And so it's to the point now where I had to adjust

00:15:33 ◼   ► something in UIKit, I forget what it was,

00:15:35 ◼   ► and it felt like writing assembly code

00:15:38 ◼   ► compared to what I've been doing.

00:15:40 ◼   ► It's like, what, I have to do everything.

00:15:43 ◼   ► Why do I need to do all this?

00:15:44 ◼   ► This is so clunky.

00:15:46 ◼   ► And yeah, so, SwiftUI, I don't think SwiftUI is the future.

00:15:52 ◼   ► It's the present.

00:15:54 ◼   ► It is here now, and I think that anybody

00:15:58 ◼   ► who is making iPhone apps in particular, or iPad,

00:16:03 ◼   ► iOS apps, we'll get to that, but this whole thing

00:16:07 ◼   ► we're calling iPad OS its own thing, okay, it's iOS.

00:16:10 ◼   ► Anybody who's making iOS apps,

00:16:13 ◼   ► you need to be using SwiftUI.

00:16:14 ◼   ► If you want your skills to be modern

00:16:17 ◼   ► and to have a strong future, you need to be using SwiftUI.

00:16:21 ◼   ► That's it, UIKit is on its way out.

00:16:24 ◼   ► I'm telling you, it is very obvious when you use SwiftUI,

00:16:27 ◼   ► oh, this is where the work is going.

00:16:29 ◼   ► and UIKit is not, you know, that's,

00:16:31 ◼   ► UIKit's clearly in maintenance/legacy teams mode

00:16:36 ◼   ► because there's still a huge amount of UIKit code out there

00:16:40 ◼   ► and there will be for decades, you know,

00:16:41 ◼   ► so they have to maintain it.

00:16:43 ◼   ► But that's not where the effort's going.

00:16:44 ◼   ► The effort's going into SwiftUI.

00:16:46 ◼   ► And when it comes to Apple,

00:16:48 ◼   ► you wanna be where the effort's going.

00:16:49 ◼   ► Like, you don't wanna be where they're in maintenance mode.

00:16:53 ◼   ► They don't often put a lot of resources into that, you know.

00:16:56 ◼   ► So you want to generally be where the maintenance is going.

00:16:59 ◼   ► I think what I want to do now is really

00:17:04 ◼   ► take Overcast very strongly into the present day,

00:17:08 ◼   ► code-wise and API-wise, and to some degree design-wise

00:17:11 ◼   ► as well.

00:17:12 ◼   ► I was happy with the redesign that I did last winter.

00:17:17 ◼   ► I need to go further with that, much further.

00:17:19 ◼   ► And I need to rewrite vast swaths of the app in SwiftUI.

00:17:24 ◼   ► and vast swaths of the underlying code

00:17:29 ◼   ► in Swift and Swift async and possibly CloudKit.

00:17:34 ◼   ► That's the direction I need to go

00:17:35 ◼   ► because if I stay where I am, I'm stuck, I can't go anywhere.

00:17:38 ◼   ► I'm so burdened by my huge amount of complex legacy code,

00:17:43 ◼   ► I need to start the very long and initially painful process

00:17:49 ◼   ► of modernizing it all.

00:17:50 ◼   ► But the good thing is I think at the end,

00:17:52 ◼   ► I'll be in a much better place

00:17:53 ◼   ► and it will have a much better future.

00:17:55 ◼   ► Because frankly, getting a little bigger picture here,

00:17:57 ◼   ► I don't want to sell this app and go do something else.

00:18:01 ◼   ► I wanna keep working on this app, I like it.

00:18:04 ◼   ► I still use it, it's still a great business.

00:18:06 ◼   ► I don't want someone else to take it and mess it up.

00:18:08 ◼   ► I haven't had great experiences with selling stuff

00:18:11 ◼   ► and having it be working out well for me.

00:18:14 ◼   ► So I wanna just keep this.

00:18:17 ◼   ► I want this to be kind of my long-term thing.

00:18:19 ◼   ► And as an app monogamist, I guess,

00:18:22 ◼   ► a serial app monogamous, like you were saying,

00:18:25 ◼   ► Casey, a few minutes ago, how fun it is

00:18:27 ◼   ► to do something brand new and to see,

00:18:29 ◼   ► oh, this is how I would do it if I was doing it new.

00:18:31 ◼   ► Well, when your job is basically you have one app

00:18:34 ◼   ► and you stick with that app for five to 10 years,

00:18:37 ◼   ► you hardly ever get to do that.

00:18:38 ◼   ► You hardly ever get to do things the new way

00:18:41 ◼   ► or rewrite things from scratch.

00:18:42 ◼   ► That's almost never on the table

00:18:44 ◼   ► when that's the way you work.

00:18:46 ◼   ► If there was some hot new thing I wanted to do,

00:18:49 ◼   ► this is the time in my life where I would just go do that.

00:18:52 ◼   ► But there isn't, I wanna still do this.

00:18:54 ◼   ► I just wanna do it like, you know, well and modern

00:18:57 ◼   ► and you know, get myself moving again.

00:18:59 ◼   ► So that's what I'm gonna do.

00:19:02 ◼   ► - I don't know, it's funny too because even though

00:19:05 ◼   ► the apps that are already in the app store for me

00:19:08 ◼   ► are not that big and they make a little bit of money

00:19:11 ◼   ► but it's not, you know, it's not overcast money

00:19:13 ◼   ► and I don't mean that to be flippant, I'm being genuine.

00:19:16 ◼   ► But even still, when I work on this new thing,

00:19:19 ◼   ► That may or may not ever be a real app.

00:19:22 ◼   ► I can't help but feel guilty

00:19:23 ◼   ► that I'm leaving my existing kids to wither.

00:19:28 ◼   ► And yet I feel like in ways

00:19:31 ◼   ► that you articulated very eloquently

00:19:33 ◼   ► that sometimes you just need that.

00:19:35 ◼   ► You need that distraction.

00:19:36 ◼   ► You need that to rev your engine

00:19:39 ◼   ► and to get yourself just cruising again.

00:19:41 ◼   ► And as we beat these carnal Gs to death.

00:19:44 ◼   ► But no, I agree with you.

00:19:47 ◼   ► And even though I feel guilty,

00:19:49 ◼   ► I figure, you know, I'll give myself a little bit more time with this and if I hit a wall where I'm really like, oh

00:19:54 ◼   ► This is just this is just not worth it. Then that's my answer, you know, and then then that's that's that

00:20:00 ◼   ► But if I continue and next thing I know I'm releasing this to the App Store then hey, that's awesome

00:20:05 ◼   ► There's nothing wrong with that either

00:20:06 ◼   ► So we'll see but uh, but I am I'm also having fun right now and I don't want to lose that momentum

00:20:12 ◼   ► And I hope you don't either

00:20:14 ◼   ► Now real time ish follow up

00:20:16 ◼   ► The modern Corvette c7 modern 911s last I checked seven speed manual transmissions most cars still six speeds though

00:20:23 ◼   ► Okay, so starting in seventh gear. All right

00:20:25 ◼   ► And it's totally different for automatics, which now have like 12 years

00:20:28 ◼   ► Oh and and to answer hey you DVD in the chat

00:20:31 ◼   ► Hey, you DVD asks

00:20:32 ◼   ► Is there a way to have the smart speed settings and overcast?

00:20:35 ◼   ► Detect when music is playing and automatically switch to 1x and then resume the factor speed when talking resumes or is it a difficult problem to?

00:20:42 ◼   ► Solve well, hey you DVD

00:20:45 ◼   ► Now I'm announcing for the very first time,

00:20:47 ◼   ► this is one of those features that I've tried to do

00:20:50 ◼   ► over the last few years and have failed to do.

00:20:52 ◼   ► This is something that I have put

00:20:54 ◼   ► a significant amount of time into.

00:20:55 ◼   ► In fact, when I briefly mentioned that,

00:21:01 ◼   ► when I talked about the 16 inch

00:21:03 ◼   ► and how I've only heard the fans spin up once,

00:21:05 ◼   ► and it was because I was stressing the CPU and GPU

00:21:08 ◼   ► for multiple hours, what I was doing was training a model

00:21:12 ◼   ► to detect music versus speech.

00:21:13 ◼   ► That's what that was.

00:21:14 ◼   ► I gave it a huge amount of samples

00:21:17 ◼   ► that I pulled from podcasts everywhere

00:21:18 ◼   ► and was detecting music versus speech

00:21:20 ◼   ► and this massive amount of data

00:21:22 ◼   ► and it was churning on that

00:21:23 ◼   ► trying to generate an ML model to do that.

00:21:26 ◼   ► And the answer is yes, it is possible to detect music.

00:21:30 ◼   ► It is not, it doesn't work as well as I want it to

00:21:34 ◼   ► and there are a lot of limitations

00:21:36 ◼   ► and a lot of costs to doing it

00:21:38 ◼   ► that I'm not yet willing to bear for it,

00:21:42 ◼   ► for the quality that I was able to achieve.

00:21:44 ◼   ► So maybe in the future, if I get it to work better

00:21:46 ◼   ► and to have fewer downsides, yeah, I'd love to do that.

00:21:50 ◼   ► But I'm not there yet, and I don't know

00:21:51 ◼   ► if I'll ever get there.

00:21:52 ◼   ► But that's one of the many things that I have tried to do

00:21:54 ◼   ► and it just didn't work.

00:21:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, I remember you talked about that privately with us

00:21:58 ◼   ► and I still do admire the lengths you were going through

00:22:03 ◼   ► in order to try to get this to work,

00:22:05 ◼   ► but I don't blame you for not only getting frustrated by it,

00:22:07 ◼   ► but putting it aside as well.

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00:24:10 ◼   ► uh...

00:24:14 ◼   ► those they are much longer pre-show than i think any of the three of us

00:24:17 ◼   ► intended that's okay i think that was valuable

00:24:19 ◼   ► uh... but we should file through some follow up before we get to the meat of

00:24:21 ◼   ► the episode and let's start with apple t_v_'s match contents

00:24:26 ◼   ► uh... which by the way i tried i had it off and i tried it very briefly

00:24:30 ◼   ► and by turned it on and i forgive me i don't remember the exact settings

00:24:34 ◼   ► scissors like sub settings or whatever

00:24:35 ◼   ► i think it's turned it fall on

00:24:38 ◼   ► and

00:24:38 ◼   ► Literally that very day, like an hour later,

00:24:42 ◼   ► Declan came running out, I think I was on the screen,

00:24:44 ◼   ► and Porsche came running out.

00:24:46 ◼   ► Dad, dad, dad, something's wrong with the TV.

00:24:48 ◼   ► It's going black like a lot.

00:24:51 ◼   ► Like, anytime I do anything, it goes black for a long time.

00:24:53 ◼   ► It's like, huh, oh, I bet I know what that is.

00:24:56 ◼   ► And so I turned it right back off.

00:24:58 ◼   ► Just, it was on for like three hours.

00:25:00 ◼   ► And I decided it was not for me.

00:25:02 ◼   ► But that's just my experience.

00:25:04 ◼   ► I know you should probably listen to Jon,

00:25:05 ◼   ► 'cause Jon actually knows what he's talking about.

00:25:06 ◼   ► But tell me about HDMI QMS, Jon.

00:25:10 ◼   ► - Yeah, so the black screen thing is one of the big downsides.

00:25:12 ◼   ► I warned everybody about it, but now people are trying it

00:25:14 ◼   ► and they're like, "You weren't kidding."

00:25:16 ◼   ► - The screen goes black between doing stuff.

00:25:18 ◼   ► - Yeah, it does.

00:25:18 ◼   ► And the analogy I made was to, you know,

00:25:21 ◼   ► when we got the ARM-based Macs and all of a sudden

00:25:24 ◼   ► changing screen resolution was like instant

00:25:26 ◼   ► and plugging in an external monitor was like instant

00:25:28 ◼   ► as compared to the Intel days when your screen

00:25:30 ◼   ► would go black for a while and then it would come back in

00:25:32 ◼   ► at the new resolution.

00:25:33 ◼   ► It's like we need that to happen in the television world.

00:25:37 ◼   ► There is actually a subpart of the HDMI 2.1A spec,

00:25:42 ◼   ► a feature called quick media switching

00:25:44 ◼   ► that is trying to address this problem.

00:25:47 ◼   ► Unfortunately, it does it by leveraging VRR,

00:25:51 ◼   ► variable refresh rate,

00:25:52 ◼   ► because the variable refresh rate lets things like games,

00:25:55 ◼   ► like not be at a fixed refresh,

00:25:57 ◼   ► not have the television not be at a fixed refresh rate.

00:25:59 ◼   ► So the television doesn't say,

00:26:00 ◼   ► I'm going to show you 30 new pictures every second.

00:26:02 ◼   ► The television instead is kind of led by the game and saying,

00:26:05 ◼   ► hey game, when you've got a new frame, give it to me,

00:26:07 ◼   ► and then I, the television, will display it.

00:26:08 ◼   ► I'm not gonna be on this regimented schedule.

00:26:11 ◼   ► I will vary my frame rate based on, you know,

00:26:13 ◼   ► so it's good for games.

00:26:14 ◼   ► Well, that same feature, as you can imagine,

00:26:16 ◼   ► could be used to seamlessly change the frame rate

00:26:19 ◼   ► when going from, say, a 60 hertz Apple TV menu screen

00:26:23 ◼   ► to a 29.97 hertz television show

00:26:28 ◼   ► that you're watching on Netflix

00:26:30 ◼   ► or something like that, right?

00:26:31 ◼   ► Why have the screen go black?

00:26:32 ◼   ► why not just use VRR to change the frame rate?

00:26:34 ◼   ► That's what QMS does, but there are caveats.

00:26:37 ◼   ► The first one is that it's part of the HDMI 2.1A spec

00:26:41 ◼   ► and like everything in HDMI 2.1, it's optional.

00:26:44 ◼   ► So you're a thing that says HDMI 2.1 somewhere in the specs,

00:26:47 ◼   ► maybe it doesn't have this feature.

00:26:49 ◼   ► Second thing is this thing works only as long

00:26:52 ◼   ► as the resolution remains the same.

00:26:54 ◼   ► So the only thing that can change is the frame rate, right?

00:26:58 ◼   ► I don't know because I haven't tested this.

00:27:00 ◼   ► I don't know if that also encompasses SDR versus HDR.

00:27:05 ◼   ► I imagine that's also excluded because the sentence,

00:27:08 ◼   ► again, I'll read it right from the spec,

00:27:09 ◼   ► as long as the resolution remains the same

00:27:11 ◼   ► and only the frame rate changes.

00:27:13 ◼   ► Well, changing from SDR to HDR,

00:27:15 ◼   ► I would say that counts as not only the frame rate changing,

00:27:18 ◼   ► but still it can help in those cases.

00:27:21 ◼   ► Another caveat,

00:27:22 ◼   ► both devices have to support this optional feature.

00:27:25 ◼   ► So the Apple TV has to support it,

00:27:26 ◼   ► which I'm pretty sure it doesn't,

00:27:28 ◼   ► and your television or your receiver

00:27:30 ◼   ► or would ever have to support it.

00:27:31 ◼   ► So you have to have both ends of it.

00:27:32 ◼   ► It could be added to devices through a firmware update

00:27:35 ◼   ► according to this fact that we'll link in the show notes.

00:27:37 ◼   ► So there is some hope that you might not have

00:27:39 ◼   ► to buy new devices, but if the thing you have

00:27:41 ◼   ► doesn't even support HDMI 2.1, which is common

00:27:43 ◼   ► for a lot of people's older setups,

00:27:45 ◼   ► then you can forget about it.

00:27:46 ◼   ► I kind of wish they had reached a little farther

00:27:51 ◼   ► for the stars here and say,

00:27:52 ◼   ► "We're gonna solve this problem, but only for frame rate."

00:27:55 ◼   ► Well, you know HDR and SDR are a thing,

00:27:57 ◼   ► and I feel like that is the main time,

00:27:59 ◼   ► The most difficult decision I have in choosing

00:28:02 ◼   ► what the settings are is going forward,

00:28:05 ◼   ► I would imagine there will be more and more HDR content

00:28:08 ◼   ► 'cause HDR content looks better than SDR content.

00:28:11 ◼   ► It's what I'm looking for in my fancy new TV.

00:28:14 ◼   ► The best they can do is show me 4K HDR content,

00:28:18 ◼   ► but there's stuff that's just 4K in SDR.

00:28:20 ◼   ► There's stuff that's 1080p in SDR,

00:28:22 ◼   ► all the way down the line.

00:28:23 ◼   ► So I would imagine over time, it'll be more and more HDR.

00:28:27 ◼   ► And that's why I run the UI on my Apple TV

00:28:32 ◼   ► in 4K Dolby Vision.

00:28:35 ◼   ► Like just the little thing with the little rectangles.

00:28:36 ◼   ► I run that in 4K Dolby Vision,

00:28:38 ◼   ► which just like, it doesn't make any sense.

00:28:39 ◼   ► Like there's no HDR content on the menu screen.

00:28:42 ◼   ► Like why are you even doing that?

00:28:43 ◼   ► I'm doing that because I hope against hope

00:28:46 ◼   ► that I can go from the 4K HDR menu

00:28:50 ◼   ► right into 4K HDR content.

00:28:52 ◼   ► And it won't have to black out the screen

00:28:54 ◼   ► because nothing changes.

00:28:55 ◼   ► In practice, I can tell you that rarely happens, if ever,

00:28:59 ◼   ► because maybe just the way the Apple TV

00:29:00 ◼   ► does the app launching where it always blacks it out

00:29:02 ◼   ► or whatever, that's what I'm hoping will happen.

00:29:04 ◼   ► So anyway, keep your fingers crossed

00:29:06 ◼   ► for seven years from now when HDMI QMS quick media syncing

00:29:11 ◼   ► is available on all our devices.

00:29:13 ◼   ► Another thing people sent me in response to this

00:29:16 ◼   ► was that the YouTube app,

00:29:17 ◼   ► apparently if you watch the YouTube app on your Apple TV

00:29:20 ◼   ► and you don't have like whatever the hell it's called

00:29:22 ◼   ► where you don't see ads in YouTube,

00:29:24 ◼   ► honestly, I don't even know what that is

00:29:25 ◼   ► I've been paying for it for years.

00:29:26 ◼   ► If you see ads on YouTube, every time YouTube plays an ad,

00:29:30 ◼   ► blacks out the screen.

00:29:31 ◼   ► Because the ads are a different frame rate or resolution

00:29:33 ◼   ► or HDR than the video.

00:29:35 ◼   ► And it's just maddening.

00:29:36 ◼   ► It's impossible to use.

00:29:37 ◼   ► You can't keep match content on if you use YouTube TV

00:29:41 ◼   ► or whatever to actually watch stuff.

00:29:44 ◼   ► Can you imagine every commercial bracket blacked out?

00:29:46 ◼   ► It's ridiculous, right?

00:29:48 ◼   ► And on that front, if you just can't run it

00:29:51 ◼   ► because the blackouts are too much

00:29:52 ◼   ► because you have a kid who will not deal with the blackouts.

00:29:54 ◼   ► and I don't blame you, I put up with it

00:29:56 ◼   ► because I want the best of the best,

00:29:57 ◼   ► I don't want it to be cleaned straight through

00:29:58 ◼   ► and have everything match up,

00:29:59 ◼   ► I can tolerate the black screen for two seconds,

00:30:01 ◼   ► I'm also not channel surfing or going from app to app,

00:30:04 ◼   ► I'm watching one show, it's fine.

00:30:06 ◼   ► Most modern TVs will actually undo the damage done

00:30:11 ◼   ► by trying to watch 24 frames per second content

00:30:14 ◼   ► in a 60 hertz thing, right?

00:30:15 ◼   ► So what happens is you put your Apple TV in whatever,

00:30:19 ◼   ► in 60 hertz, right?

00:30:20 ◼   ► And it's just locked there all the time.

00:30:23 ◼   ► And then even when you watch a movie,

00:30:24 ◼   ► it sends 60 hertz signals to the television

00:30:28 ◼   ► filled with janky 24 frames per second video

00:30:31 ◼   ► where some frames are displayed longer than other frames.

00:30:35 ◼   ► So it sends that gross signal to the television.

00:30:37 ◼   ► And then the television says,

00:30:39 ◼   ► "Well, I've got a 60 hertz video signal talking to me."

00:30:41 ◼   ► But it like looks at the image and says,

00:30:44 ◼   ► "Yeah, this is 60 hertz, but it looks kinda like,

00:30:47 ◼   ► it seems kinda like it's actually 24 frame per second

00:30:50 ◼   ► content where some frames are being shown longer than others

00:30:52 ◼   ► So I'll fix that for you.

00:30:53 ◼   ► And basically it takes the incoming frames,

00:30:56 ◼   ► batches them up into batches.

00:30:57 ◼   ► Okay, so these three 60 hertz frames

00:31:00 ◼   ► look like one frame because nothing changed.

00:31:01 ◼   ► Then these two 60 hertz frames look like nothing changed.

00:31:03 ◼   ► So these are a frame.

00:31:04 ◼   ► And then it basically shows 24 frames per second

00:31:07 ◼   ► by de-janking your content.

00:31:09 ◼   ► Like it's called judder, auto de-judder.

00:31:12 ◼   ► So we'll put a link into the Artings article

00:31:13 ◼   ► where Artings when they rate television

00:31:15 ◼   ► tells you whether your television can do this or not.

00:31:19 ◼   ► Obviously me with my empathy for the machine thinks

00:31:21 ◼   ► this is awful.

00:31:22 ◼   ► Why would I send a screwed up signal to my TV?

00:31:25 ◼   ► And let my TV use video processing to unscrew it up.

00:31:28 ◼   ► Why don't I just send the TV 24 frames every second?

00:31:30 ◼   ► And that's why I turn on match content

00:31:32 ◼   ► and that's why I recommend it.

00:31:33 ◼   ► But if you really can't stand the black screen,

00:31:35 ◼   ► check out this RTINGS link,

00:31:36 ◼   ► see if your television can de-judger it.

00:31:39 ◼   ► And if your television can't,

00:31:40 ◼   ► what you'll see is,

00:31:42 ◼   ► like there's a little hitch in the movement.

00:31:43 ◼   ► You'll see it mostly like in slow panning shots or whatever,

00:31:45 ◼   ► but it shows certain frames for longer than other frames.

00:31:48 ◼   ► And it's, you know, if you're not sensitive to it,

00:31:50 ◼   ► maybe you'll never notice,

00:31:51 ◼   ► but I notice and I don't like it.

00:31:53 ◼   ► So there you have it.

00:31:55 ◼   ► I still recommend the match content.

00:31:56 ◼   ► - It's John Sirkius' story.

00:31:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, and also the, so I was gonna ask you Casey,

00:32:00 ◼   ► but it seems like you can't remember

00:32:01 ◼   ► and I haven't looked at it recently.

00:32:02 ◼   ► I think there are two settings.

00:32:03 ◼   ► One is do you want me to match the frame rate?

00:32:05 ◼   ► And the de-jutter thing will fix that for you.

00:32:08 ◼   ► But the other one is, do you want me to match HDR versus SDR?

00:32:12 ◼   ► - I believe you are correct.

00:32:13 ◼   ► And I didn't spend the time to piddle about

00:32:16 ◼   ► and figure out which one was the more offensive one.

00:32:19 ◼   ► if one was the real issue.

00:32:21 ◼   ► - Well, I can tell you which one

00:32:23 ◼   ► is definitely more offensive.

00:32:24 ◼   ► So the frame rate thing the TV can save you from,

00:32:27 ◼   ► but HDR versus SDR, if you don't have that turned on,

00:32:31 ◼   ► then I think bad things will happen no matter what.

00:32:33 ◼   ► Because if you have it just set to SDR

00:32:35 ◼   ► and you try to watch a show that's supposed to be in HDR,

00:32:37 ◼   ► best case, you'll just miss out on the HDR,

00:32:39 ◼   ► which is crappy.

00:32:40 ◼   ► Like you pay for an HDR TV, don't like never see HDR content

00:32:44 ◼   ► because you have Apple TV stuck into SDR, right?

00:32:47 ◼   ► But worst case, it will try to show it in HDR,

00:32:50 ◼   ► or the TV will think it's getting an HDR signal,

00:32:52 ◼   ► but it could be really messed up

00:32:54 ◼   ► and your picture will be all screwed up, right?

00:32:56 ◼   ► So I think match HDR versus SDR,

00:32:58 ◼   ► you kinda have to turn that on.

00:33:00 ◼   ► And if you try to do it the other way,

00:33:02 ◼   ► I'm gonna force everything into HDR.

00:33:03 ◼   ► That will also screw up all your SDR content.

00:33:05 ◼   ► So really, I think that one is the one

00:33:07 ◼   ► that no television, I don't think there's anything

00:33:10 ◼   ► that the television can do to save you from it.

00:33:11 ◼   ► You really need to watch HDR content in HDR.

00:33:14 ◼   ► How much SDR content in HDR?

00:33:15 ◼   ► The frame rate, the television can try to save you

00:33:17 ◼   ► from using image processing, but it's kind of gross.

00:33:20 ◼   ► - So I'm talking straight out of my keyster

00:33:21 ◼   ► 'cause I don't have an Apple TV in the room I'm in

00:33:23 ◼   ► and I don't have a TV that I can see from where I'm sitting.

00:33:25 ◼   ► - Have you heard our show before, Casey?

00:33:27 ◼   ► - Fair, fair.

00:33:29 ◼   ► If you're interested in talking out of our keysters,

00:33:31 ◼   ► then let me tell you about neutral.

00:33:33 ◼   ► But anyways, my recollection is that I had everything off

00:33:37 ◼   ► when I arrived at the setting after we spoke last week.

00:33:41 ◼   ► Again, I could be lying by accident,

00:33:42 ◼   ► but I had everything off.

00:33:43 ◼   ► And I can tell you that all the video content that I have been watching on this Apple TV

00:33:47 ◼   ► 4K for the last year or so, it all looked correct.

00:33:52 ◼   ► Now maybe I wasn't getting HDR when I thought I was.

00:33:56 ◼   ► As we all know of the three of us, I have probably the least discerning eye for this

00:33:59 ◼   ► sort of thing.

00:34:00 ◼   ► But I can tell you that when I watch Dolby Vision content on my LG C9, it shows a little

00:34:06 ◼   ► Dolby Vision icon in the upper right hand corner of the screen for a couple seconds

00:34:09 ◼   ► when it goes into what I presume to be the Dolby Vision mode.

00:34:13 ◼   ► And when I watch something on like Disney Plus, for example, that I know should be Dolby

00:34:18 ◼   ► Vision, it shows up as Dolby Vision on the television.

00:34:23 ◼   ► And that's not an Apple TV thing as far as I'm aware.

00:34:26 ◼   ► That's the actual television showing that.

00:34:28 ◼   ► So even if I'm in the fully off match content mode, it appears that it is doing something

00:34:36 ◼   ► to give me the Dolby Vision stuff that I'm asking for when I'm asking for it.

00:34:39 ◼   ► Does that make sense?

00:34:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, if you look in the Apple TV interface,

00:34:42 ◼   ► it has this weird, I don't know if it's an Apple TV

00:34:45 ◼   ► distinction or something else,

00:34:45 ◼   ► like it's not just the Apple TV,

00:34:48 ◼   ► some televisions do this distinguishing

00:34:49 ◼   ► between Dolby Vision and HDR,

00:34:51 ◼   ► which sounds dumb, you're like,

00:34:52 ◼   ► aren't they both, isn't Dolby Vision just a kind of HDR?

00:34:54 ◼   ► It is, the other standard, the competing standard is HDR 10

00:34:58 ◼   ► and there's also HDR 10 plus,

00:34:59 ◼   ► but very often Dolby Vision is treated--

00:35:01 ◼   ► - Is it pronounced HDR X?

00:35:02 ◼   ► - Yeah, very often Dolby Vision is treated

00:35:06 ◼   ► as a separate thing, so Dolby Vision may be excluded

00:35:09 ◼   ► from the like match HDR versus SDR

00:35:11 ◼   ► because it'd be like, well, forget about HDR and SDR.

00:35:13 ◼   ► This is Dolby Vision

00:35:14 ◼   ► and we're always just gonna send this through.

00:35:15 ◼   ► So I don't know the details

00:35:16 ◼   ► and obviously it varies by television as well

00:35:17 ◼   ► because different televisions,

00:35:19 ◼   ► I mean, for example, my television

00:35:20 ◼   ► doesn't even support HDR 10 plus,

00:35:22 ◼   ► which we'll talk about later in the show,

00:35:23 ◼   ► but does support Dolby Vision

00:35:24 ◼   ► and Samsung televisions are basically the opposite.

00:35:26 ◼   ► They don't support Dolby Vision but do support HDR 10 plus

00:35:29 ◼   ► and lots of television support plain old HDR 10.

00:35:31 ◼   ► It's very complicated.

00:35:33 ◼   ► So anyway, try these features out,

00:35:34 ◼   ► see how they work for your actual programming.

00:35:37 ◼   ► If match content just degrades your user experience

00:35:40 ◼   ► to the point where you can't handle it,

00:35:42 ◼   ► then at least look up your TV on the de-jutter list

00:35:44 ◼   ► and see if it can do the right thing with the frame rate.

00:35:46 ◼   ► And if you're happy with how the colors look,

00:35:49 ◼   ► then either you're not getting HDR and don't miss it,

00:35:51 ◼   ► or you are getting it anyway, like Casey seems to be.

00:35:55 ◼   ► - Well, I think.

00:35:56 ◼   ► Who really knows?

00:35:57 ◼   ► But I think so.

00:35:58 ◼   ► - There are things you could use to test this,

00:35:59 ◼   ► but if your television says that it thinks

00:36:01 ◼   ► it's getting a television signal, it's probably right.

00:36:02 ◼   ► I mean, like you said, if it's a television UI doing that,

00:36:05 ◼   ► the Apple TV wouldn't have any influence over that.

00:36:07 ◼   ► - Right, right, right.

00:36:08 ◼   ► Very, very quick follow up.

00:36:09 ◼   ► When the iPhones, what are we on, 14 now?

00:36:12 ◼   ► I've already lost track.

00:36:13 ◼   ► When the iPhones 14 came out with only eSIMs in America,

00:36:18 ◼   ► I was grumbly a little bit because I had said,

00:36:21 ◼   ► in years past with AT&T, I would take my SIM,

00:36:25 ◼   ► my physical SIM, I would move it from one phone to the other

00:36:27 ◼   ► and AT&T would be, well, I mean, they would know,

00:36:30 ◼   ► but they would be none the wiser

00:36:31 ◼   ► from a billing perspective.

00:36:33 ◼   ► They would not bill me the $35 upgrade fee or whatever

00:36:35 ◼   ► that they want to do when you order

00:36:37 ◼   ► like an AT&T locked iPhone or what have you.

00:36:40 ◼   ► Well, this year I'm on Verizon.

00:36:42 ◼   ► This is my first year using an eSIM

00:36:43 ◼   ► and I transferred my physical SIM to an eSIM

00:36:46 ◼   ► before I got my new phone, as we spoke about on the show.

00:36:50 ◼   ► And then when the phone came, I did the eSIM transfer

00:36:52 ◼   ► and it has been a month and whatever, a month and change now

00:36:56 ◼   ► and to the best of my knowledge,

00:36:57 ◼   ► I did not get charged a ridiculous upgrade fee

00:37:01 ◼   ► for upgrading my phone.

00:37:02 ◼   ► Now that's in part because I bought the phone outright, so I think the upgrade fee is often

00:37:07 ◼   ► associated with when you're like financing the phone through the carrier.

00:37:12 ◼   ► But I just wanted to follow up that as far as I can tell I did not get charged an upgrade

00:37:15 ◼   ► fee when I have a phone that I own and I switch from that to a new phone that I also own,

00:37:21 ◼   ► which is very good.

00:37:22 ◼   ► I'm excited about that.

00:37:23 ◼   ► And I feel like I've heard AT&T people say the same thing, but don't quote me on that.

00:37:27 ◼   ► I also have some follow-up for the most recent episode of Upgrade #429, Freedom Doors, which

00:37:33 ◼   ► Jason was very perturbed and lit me up in a very gentle and polite way.

00:37:39 ◼   ► Lit me up privately about the fact that we did not mention trackpad gestures during our

00:37:44 ◼   ► disaster of a window management segment.

00:37:48 ◼   ► And I wanted to mention that for me, I really, really love hot corners.

00:37:53 ◼   ► one for show desktop, one for expose,

00:37:56 ◼   ► where it shows all the open windows.

00:37:58 ◼   ► - Hot Corners sounds like some kind of junk food

00:38:00 ◼   ► that you would love and we'd make fun of you for.

00:38:02 ◼   ► - Oh, hell yeah.

00:38:03 ◼   ► - Burn the roof of your mouth

00:38:04 ◼   ► by eating your hot corners too fast, yeah.

00:38:06 ◼   ► - You know, I haven't had a Hot Pocket in years,

00:38:08 ◼   ► and man, did I love 'em back in the day.

00:38:09 ◼   ► - I didn't say that.

00:38:10 ◼   ► That's their brand.

00:38:11 ◼   ► Their brand is so strong that the word hot

00:38:13 ◼   ► plus burning your mouth immediately says, "Oh, Hot Pockets."

00:38:16 ◼   ► - Well, I feel like they have the problem

00:38:18 ◼   ► of being a food designed for microwaves

00:38:22 ◼   ► means that you're gonna have the edges be way too hot and it'll be frozen.

00:38:26 ◼   ► Yep. Is that the problem with the Hot Pockets? I thought the problem was that they are basically a...

00:38:30 ◼   ► what is it, like a containment vessel? You know how you make a bomb, but you put

00:38:34 ◼   ► something with... you put something with lots of energy inside a contained thing,

00:38:37 ◼   ► right? So the Hot Pockets, the container is the pocket, and the stuff that's inside

00:38:43 ◼   ► it is the lava-like filling, and so it's like a bomb waiting to go... like a

00:38:48 ◼   ► cherry tomato, right? So when you bite into it, you burst the containment, and

00:38:51 ◼   ► And then the hot lava squirts out against the roof of your mouth and burns the skin

00:38:55 ◼   ► off.

00:38:56 ◼   ► Like it's a design, it's part of the design.

00:38:57 ◼   ► It's the fact that it's a pocket.

00:38:59 ◼   ► Yes, yes.

00:39:00 ◼   ► No, I can attest to this.

00:39:01 ◼   ► But man, I should get some hot pockets.

00:39:03 ◼   ► I haven't had those in years.

00:39:04 ◼   ► But anyways.

00:39:05 ◼   ► It doesn't take much encouragement to have Casey eat junk food.

00:39:06 ◼   ► Please stop.

00:39:07 ◼   ► No.

00:39:08 ◼   ► Have a carrot.

00:39:09 ◼   ► Anyway, the point is, so I like these hot corners that I set to expose and show desktop

00:39:16 ◼   ► and whatnot.

00:39:17 ◼   ► And Jason was very, very perturbed with me that I didn't mention the gestures on the

00:39:21 ◼   ► trackpad because if you s- like splay four fingers out that gives you expose and if you

00:39:26 ◼   ► do the same motion with five fingers that gives you show desktop and then if you you

00:39:31 ◼   ► pinch all five fingers back in that will bring you back from show desktop mode and wow this

00:39:37 ◼   ► animation is just kind of disturbingly fast I don't even know what to make of that but

00:39:40 ◼   ► anyways that's the thing that if you use trackpads which I actually do and I have for a couple

00:39:44 ◼   ► of few years now that that's something you can do and I would like to perhaps excuse

00:39:49 ◼   ► or at least provide justification for why I didn't mention them.

00:39:53 ◼   ► So I was a devout mouse, like actual mouse person, like John, for years.

00:39:59 ◼   ► And up until the last, I don't know, two to four years, I just wouldn't, and this is well

00:40:04 ◼   ► after the trackpads were a thing on the desktop, I would not touch a trackpad on the desktop.

00:40:09 ◼   ► Like it was not for me.

00:40:10 ◼   ► Of course I used it on the laptops, but I just did not care for it.

00:40:13 ◼   ► And I don't know what changed, to be honest with you, but all of a sudden I was like,

00:40:16 ◼   ► "Well, let me switch and see what I think," and then I never turned back.

00:40:19 ◼   ► So when I was mousing, I didn't have the gestures for show desktop and expose and stuff like

00:40:25 ◼   ► that, so I had to use hot corners.

00:40:28 ◼   ► Then at this point, my muscle memory was established, and I wasn't seeking a replacement for it,

00:40:33 ◼   ► right?

00:40:34 ◼   ► Seeing that these gestures are a thing, yes, that's probably what I should have brought

00:40:38 ◼   ► up, and it is probably a better approach.

00:40:40 ◼   ► I am issuing my formal apologies to Mr. Jason Snell for not saying anything about this.

00:40:45 ◼   ► I am so sorry, Jason.

00:40:46 ◼   ► I have failed you and I have failed the listeners.

00:40:48 ◼   ► it's for a reason.

00:40:49 ◼   ► It's 'cause I was a dumb mouse person

00:40:51 ◼   ► and I didn't know any better, I'm so sorry.

00:40:53 ◼   ► - I'm gonna rescind Casey's apology.

00:40:55 ◼   ► We weren't giving a complete tour of every feature

00:40:58 ◼   ► of the Mac UI, we were just saying how we manage Windows.

00:41:01 ◼   ► Obviously not gonna be comprehensive.

00:41:02 ◼   ► We also didn't mention the bazillion third party applications

00:41:05 ◼   ► that do stuff, we just talked about our own habits

00:41:07 ◼   ► and gave some suggestions of large categories

00:41:10 ◼   ► of ways that people work.

00:41:11 ◼   ► I suppose if we can be faulted,

00:41:12 ◼   ► it's because we didn't list what we did.

00:41:14 ◼   ► I think one of the major things was like

00:41:15 ◼   ► trackpad gestures, right?

00:41:17 ◼   ► but it was thumbnail sketch by saying,

00:41:19 ◼   ► oh, use full screen and then swipe your fingers

00:41:21 ◼   ► around the track by the switch apps.

00:41:22 ◼   ► And there's obviously more to it than that

00:41:24 ◼   ► because you can do more than just swipe sideways

00:41:26 ◼   ► to get from one space to the other.

00:41:28 ◼   ► There's all those other gestures, but anyway, yeah.

00:41:31 ◼   ► The Mac has lots of features

00:41:32 ◼   ► and that's even before you consider third party apps,

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00:43:25 ◼   ► (upbeat music)

00:43:28 ◼   ► - All right, so John, tell me,

00:43:29 ◼   ► do you have some things going on with your mouse now?

00:43:32 ◼   ► - I don't know, it's just like my cheese graters, right?

00:43:34 ◼   ► So we already went through that thing

00:43:35 ◼   ► with my Microsoft Precision mouse,

00:43:37 ◼   ► and one of them went bad and I had to return,

00:43:38 ◼   ► and I had to send the video,

00:43:39 ◼   ► and I bought the backup mouse and it was making noise.

00:43:41 ◼   ► I don't remember what episode that was in.

00:43:42 ◼   ► We talked about it a while ago.

00:43:43 ◼   ► Anyway, it's about almost exactly a year anniversary

00:43:46 ◼   ► of me doing that exchange, and guess what?

00:43:49 ◼   ► One of my meeses is going bad again.

00:43:52 ◼   ► Same problem as before.

00:43:54 ◼   ► At first I thought, oh, is the track pad,

00:43:57 ◼   ► is the mouse pad gummy or something?

00:43:59 ◼   ► Then I'm like, wait a second, no, it's like missing,

00:44:02 ◼   ► I'll move the mouse from left to right three inches,

00:44:04 ◼   ► and a couple of random millimeters

00:44:06 ◼   ► of that three inch movement are not sent to the computer.

00:44:10 ◼   ► And so I took out my other backup mouse and plugged it in,

00:44:12 ◼   ► sure enough the backup mouse works fine and you know I can A/B test them. It's not as bad as it was before so now I'm like

00:44:17 ◼   ► Do I try to RMA this thing again?

00:44:20 ◼   ► Do I have to make a video again? Because the video before was super convincing because I had let it get so bad because I had

00:44:24 ◼   ► misdiagnosed it so many times. Now I know it's coming and it's

00:44:27 ◼   ► It's just a fatal flaw of this mouse I guess is that eventually a year later it just stops working right?

00:44:33 ◼   ► Really disappointing, but if you remember the reason I was using this mouse and I

00:44:38 ◼   ► I can't for the life of me remember if the one that has gone bad is the one that they sent me back as a

00:44:44 ◼   ► refurbished thing or

00:44:46 ◼   ► If it's the brand new backup one that I bought I can't I don't even know which is which which is kind of often look

00:44:51 ◼   ► Up the serial numbers and see if I could figure it out, but they look identical obviously, so I can't tell right

00:44:56 ◼   ► But the other mouse the reason I was using the mouse

00:44:58 ◼   ► I was using is because the other mouse was the one that made the noise when I typed you remember that whole thing like

00:45:02 ◼   ► to type and it would shake your thing.

00:45:05 ◼   ► And so I'm like, but I can't, I just can't stand using,

00:45:07 ◼   ► now that I know what the problem is,

00:45:08 ◼   ► it's like, imagine if the mouse just like

00:45:11 ◼   ► only translated 90% of your motion.

00:45:13 ◼   ► It sounds like, oh, that should be fine, you can use it.

00:45:15 ◼   ► And you can, but it's so annoying.

00:45:16 ◼   ► For me, a devoted mouse user who hates track pads

00:45:20 ◼   ► with a fiery passion, right?

00:45:22 ◼   ► I need to have a mouse that works.

00:45:24 ◼   ► And it's just, it was just making me so upset.

00:45:25 ◼   ► So I took out the other mouse,

00:45:26 ◼   ► but then of course you got the noise.

00:45:28 ◼   ► And so there I am trying to figure out

00:45:30 ◼   ► what the noise is again.

00:45:31 ◼   ► It's just so weird.

00:45:31 ◼   ► Like all the noise goes away when you unplug the USB cable.

00:45:35 ◼   ► So maybe it's something about the cable connector.

00:45:36 ◼   ► Can you make the noise happen on its own?

00:45:38 ◼   ► Why is it that it goes away?

00:45:40 ◼   ► But I think I found it.

00:45:42 ◼   ► Just in fact, just earlier today after days of like,

00:45:46 ◼   ► because then I can't stand the noise of this thing.

00:45:48 ◼   ► Like I'm typing, I can't stand the noise,

00:45:49 ◼   ► but I can't stand the mouse.

00:45:50 ◼   ► Like I can't, you know, I was just,

00:45:51 ◼   ► I was between a rock and a hard place,

00:45:53 ◼   ► but today I think I figured it out.

00:45:55 ◼   ► - Tell me.

00:45:57 ◼   ► - The thing that was making the noise.

00:45:58 ◼   ► If you bring up a picture of this button,

00:46:00 ◼   ► the Microsoft Precision mouse,

00:46:02 ◼   ► the thing that I think was making the noise

00:46:04 ◼   ► was the very skinny three side buttons on the mouse.

00:46:09 ◼   ► One of the reasons I like this mouse

00:46:11 ◼   ► is I don't use side buttons at all

00:46:13 ◼   ► and these side buttons are very, very thin.

00:46:15 ◼   ► They're kind of like wedged in a gap

00:46:17 ◼   ► between the top surface of the mouse

00:46:19 ◼   ► and the side surface of the mouse.

00:46:21 ◼   ► Three very skinny buttons

00:46:22 ◼   ► and one or more of them were rattling up and down

00:46:26 ◼   ► within their sort of containment cage

00:46:29 ◼   ► And that's what was making the noise.

00:46:31 ◼   ► So I took a carefully cut piece of post-it note,

00:46:34 ◼   ► folded it up a few times, took a knife

00:46:37 ◼   ► and wedged it in underneath those buttons.

00:46:40 ◼   ► No more noise.

00:46:41 ◼   ► - Is this the Surface Precision Mouse?

00:46:44 ◼   ► Is that correct, Jon?

00:46:45 ◼   ► - No, it's just called Microsoft Precision Mouse.

00:46:47 ◼   ► There is a Microsoft Surface Mouse,

00:46:49 ◼   ► but Microsoft Precision Mouse, it's black.

00:46:51 ◼   ► It has three buttons on the side, a track, a scroll wheel.

00:46:55 ◼   ► There's a couple of products that look almost identical

00:46:58 ◼   ► that aren't exactly this thing.

00:47:00 ◼   ► But yeah, that's what was making the noise.

00:47:01 ◼   ► So now I have one working mouse that doesn't make noise

00:47:05 ◼   ► and one mouse that doesn't make noise

00:47:06 ◼   ► but the tracking is going.

00:47:08 ◼   ► Not sure what I'm gonna do about it.

00:47:09 ◼   ► I'm kind of upset that the one mouse I really, really like

00:47:12 ◼   ► has multiple problems, 'cause remember the other problem

00:47:14 ◼   ► is that where my thumb rests, it slowly wears away

00:47:16 ◼   ► the soft touch plastic and it gets kind of rumply

00:47:18 ◼   ► and annoying and like eventually like, you know.

00:47:20 ◼   ► So that, still got that problem.

00:47:22 ◼   ► And then they go bad in tracking after about a year.

00:47:24 ◼   ► And then also this one had a rattle,

00:47:25 ◼   ► but at least I've solved the rattle.

00:47:26 ◼   ► So I'm not sure what I'm gonna do about this,

00:47:28 ◼   ► but my plan to just buy like 50 of these,

00:47:31 ◼   ► like Marco's keyboards and have them in reserve

00:47:33 ◼   ► is really like, I stopped it too,

00:47:35 ◼   ► because they were going bad.

00:47:37 ◼   ► And the second one that I bought had a rattle.

00:47:38 ◼   ► So maybe, I don't know.

00:47:39 ◼   ► And I don't wanna spend, like there's an expensive mouse.

00:47:41 ◼   ► It's like $99 retail.

00:47:43 ◼   ► Maybe you can get it for 80 or 70 if you see it on sale.

00:47:46 ◼   ► I don't wanna spend that every year on a mouse,

00:47:48 ◼   ► but I don't know, maybe I do.

00:47:49 ◼   ► Maybe it's the type of thing

00:47:50 ◼   ► when they stop making this mouse,

00:47:51 ◼   ► they'll be like, you know what?

00:47:52 ◼   ► I would willingly pay $100 a year

00:47:53 ◼   ► if I could get a new one of those mice every year.

00:47:54 ◼   ► So we'll see.

00:47:56 ◼   ► I mean, I'll tell you what, for whatever it's worth,

00:47:59 ◼   ► for the gaming PCs we have the Razer mice.

00:48:03 ◼   ► Those are, I think, like 70 or 80 bucks-y

00:48:06 ◼   ► for the ones we have.

00:48:07 ◼   ► I've used Logitech mice before, not super heavily recently,

00:48:11 ◼   ► but the Apple stupid Magic Mouse is still my favorite mouse

00:48:15 ◼   ► in part because I just love the touch nature of it

00:48:19 ◼   ► and the touch scrolling and everything

00:48:21 ◼   ► is just invaluable to me.

00:48:22 ◼   ► That's the biggest part.

00:48:24 ◼   ► But just for whatever it's worth, it lasts.

00:48:27 ◼   ► Like I've never, I don't think I've ever had

00:48:29 ◼   ► one of these die.

00:48:30 ◼   ► - Yeah, apple knives are good quality.

00:48:32 ◼   ► I just don't like the shape of that one.

00:48:34 ◼   ► Like I'm not shunning it for any other reason.

00:48:36 ◼   ► It's just not, and you know, that's basically it.

00:48:39 ◼   ► If it was shaped like this one, I would get it.

00:48:41 ◼   ► 'Cause it's not like I have some dedication

00:48:42 ◼   ► to the scroll wheel versus touch.

00:48:43 ◼   ► I just don't like how that's shaped.

00:48:45 ◼   ► - Yeah, I feel like it's almost a different kind of device

00:48:48 ◼   ► than, like if you're expecting, it's like sour beer.

00:48:50 ◼   ► Like if you say give me a beer

00:48:53 ◼   ► and somebody gives you a sour.

00:48:54 ◼   ► It's like, okay, people like this,

00:48:57 ◼   ► but if you're asking for a beer and you get a sour,

00:49:00 ◼   ► you're gonna be very surprised probably in a negative way.

00:49:03 ◼   ► So I feel like it needs,

00:49:04 ◼   ► it's almost like a separate thing, right?

00:49:06 ◼   ► See also Chicago pizza.

00:49:07 ◼   ► So I feel like the Magic Mouse,

00:49:09 ◼   ► like if you're expecting a mouse, this isn't that.

00:49:13 ◼   ► This is a different thing that you might really like,

00:49:17 ◼   ► but you have to go into it knowing like,

00:49:20 ◼   ► okay, you're gonna have to get used to

00:49:21 ◼   ► holding this differently, moving it differently,

00:49:23 ◼   ► like your whole grip is gonna be different with this

00:49:26 ◼   ► than it is with a mouse.

00:49:27 ◼   ► And I feel like if you are open to that,

00:49:30 ◼   ► then it's wonderful.

00:49:32 ◼   ► And that's like where I landed, I love this mouse

00:49:34 ◼   ► and I've forsaken all other mice

00:49:37 ◼   ► since discovering this one because it's just that good

00:49:39 ◼   ► and none of the other ones have the touch scrolling

00:49:42 ◼   ► integration with Mac stuff.

00:49:43 ◼   ► So like to me, there is no other mouse basically.

00:49:46 ◼   ► Anyway, I'll just say like when I've used like,

00:49:48 ◼   ► you know, the Razer ones, the gaming PCs,

00:49:50 ◼   ► We have three Razer PCs with three mice.

00:49:54 ◼   ► I think I've had to replace four of them

00:49:56 ◼   ► in the last two years.

00:49:57 ◼   ► - Oh my gosh.

00:49:58 ◼   ► - Like, it's just, like, they're terrible.

00:50:01 ◼   ► Like, they're just bad.

00:50:03 ◼   ► And I probably should switch to Logitech or whatever,

00:50:05 ◼   ► but you know, it's kind of what I'm used to.

00:50:06 ◼   ► - Logitech has better reliability.

00:50:07 ◼   ► If I liked how the, like, the MX Master 3

00:50:10 ◼   ► or whatever fancy one I have, like, I like that mouse.

00:50:12 ◼   ► It's just not quite the right shape.

00:50:14 ◼   ► Like, I'm shopping almost entirely by shape.

00:50:16 ◼   ► And then within shapes that I find acceptable,

00:50:18 ◼   ► obviously I want expensive feeling and good,

00:50:19 ◼   ► and this Microsoft was a nice, had all those best attributes.

00:50:23 ◼   ► A lot, but the logic ones, like,

00:50:24 ◼   ► we've had serious logic mice and they've never gone bad.

00:50:27 ◼   ► It's just a question of whether I like the shape or not.

00:50:30 ◼   ► And you know, the Apple one is, you know,

00:50:31 ◼   ► super high quality.

00:50:32 ◼   ► It's just like an Apple thing.

00:50:33 ◼   ► It's got dumb charging, but other than that, it's real nice.

00:50:35 ◼   ► I just wish it was shaped the way I want it to be,

00:50:37 ◼   ► which is not like a low profile piece of sushi.

00:50:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, no, that is very true.

00:50:42 ◼   ► I will put links in the show notes.

00:50:44 ◼   ► I'm not sure which episode is the one in question,

00:50:47 ◼   ► about ATP number 449,

00:50:49 ◼   ► which was late September of last year.

00:50:52 ◼   ► An unclean mouse, which I think was more about your mousepad

00:50:56 ◼   ► than it was your mouse itself, but maybe that was it.

00:50:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, 'cause I thought it was the mousepad.

00:50:59 ◼   ► Yeah, I did the return on September 9th, 2021.

00:51:02 ◼   ► - Okay, there you go.

00:51:03 ◼   ► And then also, ATP episode number 361,

00:51:06 ◼   ► A Button in the Thumb Shelf,

00:51:09 ◼   ► which I presume is also about your mouse.

00:51:11 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:51:12 ◼   ► - All right, where were we?

00:51:13 ◼   ► My goodness.

00:51:13 ◼   ► All right, and then you have had some speaker adventures

00:51:16 ◼   ► or problems or things, what's going on there?

00:51:18 ◼   ► - It's related to your discussion last week

00:51:20 ◼   ► about setting up your new Sonos thing

00:51:22 ◼   ► and the surround speakers and calibrating them

00:51:24 ◼   ► and all that stuff.

00:51:25 ◼   ► Of course I talked about that when I got

00:51:26 ◼   ► all my new TV set up, how I used that Dirac Live app

00:51:29 ◼   ► that you run on your Mac and that it connects

00:51:31 ◼   ► to your receiver.

00:51:33 ◼   ► - Ah, yes, yes.

00:51:33 ◼   ► - You have a microphone that you move

00:51:35 ◼   ► to 17 different spots in the room

00:51:37 ◼   ► to calibrate things or whatever.

00:51:38 ◼   ► And I did that calibration and then shortly after that

00:51:43 ◼   ► when the family started watching the fancy new TV,

00:51:45 ◼   ► It was a persistent complaint from everybody, including me,

00:51:48 ◼   ► but especially my wife,

00:51:49 ◼   ► that she couldn't understand people's dialogue.

00:51:51 ◼   ► And I'm like, oh, that's a problem I can solve

00:51:52 ◼   ► 'cause I can adjust the channels individually.

00:51:55 ◼   ► In fact, my receiver even has like a quick way

00:51:56 ◼   ► to adjust, like just crank up the center channel.

00:51:59 ◼   ► 'Cause if you have surround sound,

00:52:01 ◼   ► the dialogue pretty much always comes

00:52:02 ◼   ► through the center channel.

00:52:03 ◼   ► So it's really easy to just make the dialogue louder

00:52:04 ◼   ► and leave everything the same volume.

00:52:06 ◼   ► And I would do that, but that setting wouldn't stick

00:52:08 ◼   ► 'cause the Dirac settings would always take over.

00:52:10 ◼   ► And I'm like, oh, I just need to readjust this with Dirac.

00:52:12 ◼   ► But eventually it was just like,

00:52:15 ◼   ► She refused to even let me use the external speakers

00:52:17 ◼   ► 'cause the dialogue sounded terrible.

00:52:19 ◼   ► And I'm like, "You know, it does sound pretty bad."

00:52:20 ◼   ► And I was listening to things and I'm like,

00:52:21 ◼   ► "Why is the dialogue,

00:52:23 ◼   ► "why can none of us hear the dial?"

00:52:25 ◼   ► So I'd finally got a chance,

00:52:27 ◼   ► 'cause I would have done this a long time ago,

00:52:29 ◼   ► but to do the direct calibration, you need quiet.

00:52:32 ◼   ► The app yells at you if you try to do anything.

00:52:35 ◼   ► It'll be in the middle of doing some calibration thing

00:52:36 ◼   ► and it'll just stop and pop up a dial

00:52:38 ◼   ► and it'll be like, "I'm sorry, something made a noise."

00:52:40 ◼   ► So that means kids can't be home, wife can't be home,

00:52:44 ◼   ► dog can't be home, construction cannot be happening,

00:52:47 ◼   ► which by the way, they've been ripping up the gas mains

00:52:48 ◼   ► in my street this entire summer.

00:52:50 ◼   ► So no construction can be happening outside.

00:52:52 ◼   ► You know, it's just, it actually needs to be quiet.

00:52:55 ◼   ► So I finally found a time when everybody's gone

00:52:58 ◼   ► and my dog is at the, you know, her doggy play date, right?

00:53:02 ◼   ► And I'm just in the house by myself

00:53:04 ◼   ► and I do the calibration and the D-Roc app is really fancy

00:53:07 ◼   ► and I got okay at using it the first time

00:53:09 ◼   ► I did the calibrations, but I got to go through

00:53:11 ◼   ► so many more times that I'm much better at using it now

00:53:14 ◼   ► and it's kind of, it's not a native Mac app, first of all.

00:53:17 ◼   ► Second of all, it's weird.

00:53:19 ◼   ► It reminds me of like a Unix app.

00:53:20 ◼   ► It's like something from Linux, not even from Windows.

00:53:22 ◼   ► It's really weird looking, or maybe Java.

00:53:25 ◼   ► Anyway, one of the things you do

00:53:28 ◼   ► is after you do the volume adjustment,

00:53:29 ◼   ► which I didn't even know how to use the first few times

00:53:32 ◼   ► that I kind of figured that out.

00:53:34 ◼   ► Another one is where it does,

00:53:36 ◼   ► I don't know what you'd call them,

00:53:36 ◼   ► like frequency response graphs.

00:53:38 ◼   ► You see this for speakers a lot,

00:53:40 ◼   ► but you put the microphone somewhere in a room

00:53:42 ◼   ► and then it plays tones through all the speakers

00:53:43 ◼   ► and you'll see a graph with one line for each speaker saying,

00:53:48 ◼   ► I guess it's amplitude is the y-axis,

00:53:50 ◼   ► I guess it's like how loud it was,

00:53:51 ◼   ► and then the x-axis horizontally is frequency range,

00:53:55 ◼   ► so low frequencies on the left

00:53:56 ◼   ► and high frequencies on the right.

00:53:57 ◼   ► And what you wanna kinda see for a linear response

00:53:59 ◼   ► is pretty much a plateau,

00:54:00 ◼   ► like the speaker doesn't reproduce any frequencies

00:54:04 ◼   ► below whatever hertz,

00:54:05 ◼   ► and then for most of the range of human hearing,

00:54:07 ◼   ► you wanna see a nice, long, steady plateau

00:54:09 ◼   ► with some wiggles saying here, look at the speaker,

00:54:11 ◼   ► it's able to reproduce all these different frequencies

00:54:13 ◼   ► more or less the same amplitude, right?

00:54:15 ◼   ► Obviously no ideal speaker is going to be a perfect plateau.

00:54:17 ◼   ► They're going to wiggle around and everything,

00:54:18 ◼   ► and that's what Dirac is adjusting for

00:54:20 ◼   ► at different locations in the room

00:54:21 ◼   ► to try to level that out with DSP, right?

00:54:24 ◼   ► But what I noticed when I looked at these graphs

00:54:26 ◼   ► is you got all my 5.1 speakers,

00:54:29 ◼   ► but one of the lines was not with the other lines.

00:54:32 ◼   ► It took a nose dive like three-quarters of the way

00:54:35 ◼   ► through the graph.

00:54:37 ◼   ► Basically, my center channel had no high frequencies, right?

00:54:40 ◼   ► And my center channel speaker has like a,

00:54:42 ◼   ► you know, a big cone and driver,

00:54:45 ◼   ► and then it's got one of those little tiny metal-looking

00:54:47 ◼   ► Tweeter-y drivers.

00:54:49 ◼   ► - Tweeters, yes.

00:54:50 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:54:51 ◼   ► And so I took off the little, the mesh,

00:54:53 ◼   ► what is that thing called?

00:54:55 ◼   ► - The grill?

00:54:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, anyway.

00:54:56 ◼   ► I took that off, and I'm trying to figure out,

00:54:59 ◼   ► does this Tweeter work?

00:55:00 ◼   ► So I'm playing some dialogue, and I'm just like,

00:55:02 ◼   ► you know, putting your ear next to the speaker is weird,

00:55:04 ◼   ► and you can't, so I'm just,

00:55:05 ◼   ► I'm gonna touch it with my finger,

00:55:06 ◼   ► 'cause if a speaker is working,

00:55:07 ◼   ► I'm being able to feel some kind of vibration.

00:55:10 ◼   ► I'm not sure if that's entirely true of Tweeters,

00:55:11 ◼   ► but I basically determined that my tweeter

00:55:13 ◼   ► was blown to my center channel.

00:55:15 ◼   ► And I couldn't figure out,

00:55:17 ◼   ► 'cause I don't have ears that are used to picking this out,

00:55:19 ◼   ► couldn't figure it out from listening,

00:55:20 ◼   ► I just said, the dialogue sounds weird,

00:55:21 ◼   ► like it's not clear and we can't hear it,

00:55:24 ◼   ► but when I saw the graph, that was like,

00:55:26 ◼   ► no high frequencies, tweeter broken, right?

00:55:28 ◼   ► So I guess I'm a visual learner, as they say.

00:55:31 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:55:32 ◼   ► So my center channel was bad,

00:55:34 ◼   ► I was pretty sure it was bad based on the graph,

00:55:36 ◼   ► that was pretty incontrovertible reference,

00:55:37 ◼   ► so I needed to buy a new center channel speaker,

00:55:39 ◼   ► but of course the surround speakers I got

00:55:41 ◼   ► are just some cheapo surround speaker setup

00:55:44 ◼   ► I got years ago.

00:55:44 ◼   ► Like it just came with all in one package.

00:55:46 ◼   ► You get all the speakers on the subwoofer

00:55:48 ◼   ► that comes together in a package deal

00:55:49 ◼   ► and this one was pretty well rated

00:55:50 ◼   ► for the price and the quality or whatever.

00:55:53 ◼   ► And importantly, the speakers are very small

00:55:55 ◼   ► 'cause I have to tuck them into weird places in my room.

00:55:57 ◼   ► Like I don't have room for like real speakers, right?

00:56:00 ◼   ► So you can't buy just the center channel.

00:56:04 ◼   ► You can only buy the full set against.

00:56:06 ◼   ► Then I have to go on eBay

00:56:07 ◼   ► find people selling just the center channel, find the one that I thought was the least

00:56:10 ◼   ► gross looking. They sent it to me and it was only slightly broken when I got it in terms

00:56:16 ◼   ► of like the grill was snapped off and it was all kind of, but whatever. I swapped it out

00:56:21 ◼   ► for the other one and lo and behold the graph leveled out and you can understand dialogue

00:56:26 ◼   ► again so yay for applications that show you a visual representation of how your speakers

00:56:30 ◼   ► are performing. And by the way I recalibrated everything and put in an inherent like four

00:56:35 ◼   ► four or five decibel bump to the center channel,

00:56:37 ◼   ► but of everything else, and now everyone in the family

00:56:39 ◼   ► is much happier with the audio.

00:56:41 ◼   ► - Who'd have thunk it?

00:56:42 ◼   ► So, I'm sorry, not that I'm really looking

00:56:45 ◼   ► to defend Marco on this issue,

00:56:47 ◼   ► but you're beating the snot out of Marco last week

00:56:50 ◼   ► for having a two channel setup,

00:56:51 ◼   ► yet one of your channels was effectively broken,

00:56:55 ◼   ► and by your own admission,

00:56:56 ◼   ► all of your speakers are straight up trash.

00:56:59 ◼   ► - They're not trash, they're just not really good.

00:57:02 ◼   ► I mean, I would have bought better speakers

00:57:04 ◼   ► they would have fit, but the places where I have to physically put them are not big

00:57:08 ◼   ► enough to put speakers that sound better than these.

00:57:11 ◼   ► But you say, "Oh, it was broken."

00:57:14 ◼   ► When the tweeter doesn't work, I'm sure someone who's more averse to listening to, "Oh, that

00:57:19 ◼   ► speaker has a blown tweeter," most of the frequencies of speech are not up in the super

00:57:24 ◼   ► high or super low end.

00:57:26 ◼   ► So it's reproducing most of them, but missing out on the few things that do go into the

00:57:30 ◼   ► the highs makes the dialogue a little bit muddier.

00:57:35 ◼   ► I wish I had saved, I really wish I had taken a screenshot

00:57:39 ◼   ► 'cause I would have put it for the chapter art.

00:57:40 ◼   ► If you look at the graph, it falls off earlier

00:57:43 ◼   ► than all the other ones, but if you look at the actual

00:57:44 ◼   ► Hertz number or whatever, 'cause that's what I was doing,

00:57:47 ◼   ► maybe center channels are supposed to do that?

00:57:48 ◼   ► What is the usual frequency range of speech?

00:57:51 ◼   ► And I looked at this frequency range of speech,

00:57:52 ◼   ► and I'm like, yeah, the frequency range of human speech

00:57:54 ◼   ► is right in the plateau part, so maybe that's not,

00:57:57 ◼   ► but anyway, it was just broken.

00:58:00 ◼   ► At any part, if speaker fail in any system,

00:58:04 ◼   ► then you have to fix it.

00:58:05 ◼   ► So if one of the tweeters fails on one of Marco's stereo

00:58:06 ◼   ► speakers, he would have to figure that out somehow

00:58:09 ◼   ► and replace the speaker as well.

00:58:10 ◼   ► It's not a side effect of surround.

00:58:13 ◼   ► But yeah, my speakers are not particularly fancy.

00:58:17 ◼   ► But it was like $500 or $600 for the system

00:58:20 ◼   ► and I bought it a few years ago.

00:58:21 ◼   ► And for a complete surround system that is very, very small,

00:58:25 ◼   ► it works well.

00:58:25 ◼   ► And as far as like Sonos and stuff,

00:58:27 ◼   ► when you're talking about that, one

00:58:29 ◼   ► One of the features I need for my setup is I need them to be small speakers that are

00:58:35 ◼   ► connected with speaker wire because I have no place to plug in anything.

00:58:39 ◼   ► So they either have to be battery powered wireless surrounds, which I don't want to

00:58:42 ◼   ► deal with charging them up or anything like that, or speakers connected with speaker wire

00:58:48 ◼   ► that are small enough to fit in the places I squirrel them away.

00:58:52 ◼   ► My room is not designed for television.

00:58:54 ◼   ► I'm doing what I can here, right?

00:58:56 ◼   ► But yeah, they're pretty good for what they are.

00:58:58 ◼   ► And most importantly, they're way better than the speaker that's built into the television.

00:59:02 ◼   ► In fact, our television has a feature where it can use the TV itself as the center channel,

00:59:07 ◼   ► and that really lets you A/B test exactly how much better even this sort of cheap center

00:59:12 ◼   ► channel speaker is than the television speakers.

00:59:16 ◼   ► I think it's funny that here you are telling Marco that he's a monster for using only two

00:59:22 ◼   ► channels, yet I bet his two speakers that he's using are pretty, pretty nice.

00:59:27 ◼   ► And it sounds like, I'm not sure I could say the same for yours.

00:59:30 ◼   ► Yeah, but I wouldn't want to watch a movie on his two speakers versus my five, that's

00:59:33 ◼   ► for sure.

00:59:34 ◼   ► Does the movie contain any music?

00:59:36 ◼   ► I'm sure it does, but surround sound, man.

00:59:39 ◼   ► Surround sound!

00:59:41 ◼   ► It surrounds you.

00:59:42 ◼   ► Gacy got all done talking about it.

00:59:43 ◼   ► It is an experience that cannot be duplicated by two speakers sitting in front of you.

00:59:49 ◼   ► Moving right along, Marco, tell me about the Apple Watch Ultra screen size, if you please.

00:59:54 ◼   ► So as I mentioned last week, as part of the reason I got the,

00:59:57 ◼   ► one of the biggest reasons I got the Ultra was,

00:59:59 ◼   ► I said the screen is so much bigger,

01:00:01 ◼   ► it makes everything feel different.

01:00:03 ◼   ► Like apps feel different, layouts need to be different,

01:00:06 ◼   ► and a few people pointed out,

01:00:08 ◼   ► the screen is actually not as much bigger as I thought

01:00:11 ◼   ► than the 45 millimeter series seven and eight screens.

01:00:14 ◼   ► Last year with the series seven,

01:00:16 ◼   ► when the screens got bigger,

01:00:17 ◼   ► you got a lot more screen space with that move

01:00:20 ◼   ► than we had before.

01:00:20 ◼   ► and I've been using the 40 and 41 size recently

01:00:24 ◼   ► and so I was used to the smaller size.

01:00:26 ◼   ► So when you actually look at the pixel differences,

01:00:29 ◼   ► the Ultra is bigger than the 45,

01:00:32 ◼   ► but it's not, it's a smaller step

01:00:34 ◼   ► than going from the 41 to the 45.

01:00:37 ◼   ► And so anyway, now that I've been using the Ultra

01:00:40 ◼   ► most of the past week,

01:00:42 ◼   ► where I think it's still very different

01:00:45 ◼   ► is the shape of the screen in addition to the size.

01:00:47 ◼   ► So I still am very happy I have it

01:00:50 ◼   ► and I'm not gonna return it because it is still

01:00:53 ◼   ► very different not having those curved corners,

01:00:57 ◼   ► like the way that the regular Apple Watch is,

01:01:00 ◼   ► the crystal is this big kind of rounded plateau shape.

01:01:03 ◼   ► The Apple Watch Ultra is just a single piece of flat sapphire

01:01:07 ◼   ► and so it is still different enough that I think

01:01:11 ◼   ► if you design an Apple Watch app,

01:01:12 ◼   ► you should probably have one.

01:01:14 ◼   ► That being said, if you're only gonna have one

01:01:19 ◼   ► Apple Watch size that you're gonna design for,

01:01:21 ◼   ► the 44 or 45 is fine.

01:01:24 ◼   ► I looked at my own stats to compare.

01:01:26 ◼   ► The 44/45, if I treat that as one size,

01:01:29 ◼   ► which arguably they might not need to be,

01:01:33 ◼   ► but anyway, if you treat the 44 and 45 as the same size,

01:01:36 ◼   ► 60% of my Apple Watch users use that size.

01:01:39 ◼   ► 30% use 40 or 41.

01:01:43 ◼   ► 6% use the, roughly 6% use the old sizes

01:01:48 ◼   ► like the serious zero to three sizes still.

01:01:51 ◼   ► And already about 5% of my Apple Watch users have the Ultra.

01:01:56 ◼   ► - Wow.

01:01:57 ◼   ► - Which is very impressive for a model

01:02:00 ◼   ► that's only been out for a couple of weeks

01:02:01 ◼   ► and is still in very short supply

01:02:03 ◼   ► and is the highest end on the price scale.

01:02:06 ◼   ► Well, you know, excluding like Hermes and stuff.

01:02:09 ◼   ► So I think this is going to sell like crazy,

01:02:12 ◼   ► especially throughout the holiday season,

01:02:14 ◼   ► especially as supply increases.

01:02:16 ◼   ► So I think, again, if you design an Apple Watch app,

01:02:21 ◼   ► I think you should probably have an Ultra, if you can.

01:02:24 ◼   ► You know, granted it's a luxury,

01:02:26 ◼   ► but it's funny, like somebody on Twitter was like,

01:02:28 ◼   ► you know, they were like feeling bad for me

01:02:30 ◼   ► that I'm buying an Ultra for, you know, almost no users

01:02:34 ◼   ► and it certainly wouldn't pay off for me to have this.

01:02:37 ◼   ► When I tell you that, you know, I think, let me see,

01:02:40 ◼   ► I have something like 20% or so, I think,

01:02:45 ◼   ► of my active users have the Apple Watch app installed.

01:02:49 ◼   ► So it's like, that's not a small number of people.

01:02:52 ◼   ► That's like, that's way more than things

01:02:56 ◼   ► that I've spent a lot more time on.

01:02:58 ◼   ► So trust me, it matters.

01:03:00 ◼   ► I should probably have every Apple Watch size.

01:03:03 ◼   ► I don't, I probably should.

01:03:04 ◼   ► Like that's how much it matters.

01:03:06 ◼   ► And then secondly, as you know, wearing the Ultra,

01:03:09 ◼   ► a few more impressions after a week of wearing it

01:03:12 ◼   ► most of the time, it is really big,

01:03:16 ◼   ► but it's looking less ridiculous on me as I'm used to it.

01:03:20 ◼   ► It's funny, I took the, I took my Tide G Shock watch

01:03:25 ◼   ► out of my car to compare, which when I first got

01:03:28 ◼   ► the Tide watch, I tried it on just to see

01:03:30 ◼   ► what it was like to wear a G Shock

01:03:31 ◼   ► and I never had before, and it seemed ridiculous.

01:03:34 ◼   ► And I'm like, I could never wear this.

01:03:36 ◼   ► Well, when I put it on tonight, like after wearing

01:03:39 ◼   ► the Ultra for a week. The G-Shock is about the same size and a million times lighter.

01:03:46 ◼   ► So it's actually, I will say the, for the, for the Ultra, the, the weight of it, I think

01:03:56 ◼   ► is the biggest challenge because it, because it is such a large watch and they did a good

01:04:00 ◼   ► job making it light for its size. However, it is so big that it needs like a pretty strong

01:04:09 ◼   ► strap and I've been kind of going back and forth between different straps. I

01:04:12 ◼   ► haven't loved any strap option I found for it yet. I have the the orange alpine

01:04:19 ◼   ► loop that's the one that came with it in part because that's what was in stock

01:04:22 ◼   ► but also in part because I think it probably looks the best out of all the

01:04:27 ◼   ► straps that are that are officially for the Ultra. I think it really it really

01:04:31 ◼   ► needs the orange to be used in the straps and I got separately from that

01:04:37 ◼   ► because I really in my lifestyle as mentioned before you know things are wet

01:04:41 ◼   ► all the time around here so I really like rubber straps so the rubber strap

01:04:45 ◼   ► that it has offered does not have an orange option it only has blue white and

01:04:50 ◼   ► yellow I saw them all in the store played with them all didn't really love

01:04:54 ◼   ► any of them but I would set her to go with the blue to try that strap out just

01:04:58 ◼   ► because I have white and for all my other rubber bands I kind of want it's

01:05:01 ◼   ► like something different for the ultra and I didn't think the white looked

01:05:04 ◼   ► amazing with the orange accents of the watch. Whereas the blue I thought kind of played

01:05:09 ◼   ► with that contrast a little bit better. Anyway, I tried the blue Ocean Strap. It's okay. I

01:05:16 ◼   ► still like the sport bands better. Main reason I like the sport bands better is that the

01:05:21 ◼   ► tail tucks in on the sport band and on the Ocean Strap the tail sticks up the way all

01:05:27 ◼   ► other watch straps tend to work. And I understand why they do that. It's more secure the way

01:05:31 ◼   ► they do it and the keeper that which is the little metal loop that you tuck the tail under

01:05:37 ◼   ► after you attach the you know the main buckle there you have like excess strap you tuck

01:05:42 ◼   ► it under this little loop it's called a keeper on the ocean strap I initially thought it

01:05:46 ◼   ► was going to be bad for me because I like when I tried on the store I just had too much

01:05:51 ◼   ► excess and I was like I don't want this excess like tail like snagging on things as I walk

01:05:55 ◼   ► past things but it turns out you you put the keeper wherever you want you know the ocean

01:06:00 ◼   ► strap it's there's a bunch of holes all on the whole strap and the keeper comes

01:06:04 ◼   ► out and you stick it in whatever hole you want it to be in so you can stick it

01:06:08 ◼   ► like near the top and so you so you tuck in almost the entire tail and just a

01:06:13 ◼   ► little bit of it sticking out past the keeper so that I thought was a really

01:06:16 ◼   ► nice little detail there that being said I haven't quite found a comfortable fit

01:06:20 ◼   ► on that strap yet and fit on the ultra is really important because it's so big

01:06:26 ◼   ► and kind of heavy if it's if you don't have a nice snug fit it scoots around

01:06:31 ◼   ► your wrist a lot like it flops back and forth as you move your wrist that the

01:06:34 ◼   ► bigger and heavier a watch is the more they do that and I've still I still have

01:06:38 ◼   ► that problem a lot with the ultra where I haven't yet nailed the fit of a strap

01:06:42 ◼   ► what has fit the best so far is I just put the regular sport band on it and I

01:06:47 ◼   ► don't even have any 44 or 45 millimeter sport bands so I just put on the regular

01:06:53 ◼   ► like 40 millimeter ones that I have that you know they they don't fill the whole

01:06:58 ◼   ► slot where they go in but it actually looks reasonably okay and it's not a

01:07:05 ◼   ► perfect fit it the way that the way those straps kind of curve out from the

01:07:10 ◼   ► watch body looks kind of stupid on me but it does hold it better against my

01:07:15 ◼   ► wrist than the other ones have so far so I'm still still kind of dealing with

01:07:19 ◼   ► that this company Nomad Goods has this orange sport strap

01:07:24 ◼   ► for presale right now, it looks pretty good,

01:07:26 ◼   ► so I ordered one of those to try.

01:07:28 ◼   ► I wish they had more orange straps.

01:07:32 ◼   ► And I'm pretty sure the reason they don't

01:07:34 ◼   ► is because of the Apple Watch Hermes deal.

01:07:37 ◼   ► Hermes is, you know, orange is like their color,

01:07:40 ◼   ► and they're probably protective of that,

01:07:43 ◼   ► and I'm guessing they probably have some deal with Apple,

01:07:47 ◼   ► with the Apple Watch Hermes where maybe Apple's not allowed

01:07:51 ◼   ► to use orange in that many other watch products,

01:07:56 ◼   ► but somehow they negotiated the Alpine loop,

01:07:58 ◼   ► so I don't know how, but anyway,

01:08:00 ◼   ► what the Ultra really needs is a really good

01:08:03 ◼   ► orange sport band.

01:08:05 ◼   ► The problem is that already exists

01:08:09 ◼   ► for the Apple Watch Hermes,

01:08:11 ◼   ► 'cause what I didn't know until I researched it last year

01:08:13 ◼   ► is that the Hermes edition watches,

01:08:16 ◼   ► whatever strap you get with them,

01:08:17 ◼   ► like the $500 leather straps,

01:08:20 ◼   ► they also come with sport bands that are the Hermes Orange.

01:08:25 ◼   ► Apple has occasionally sold orange bands before,

01:08:28 ◼   ► but they're never really orange.

01:08:29 ◼   ► They're like salmon, or they're kind of like,

01:08:31 ◼   ► you know, pinkish orange or yellowish,

01:08:33 ◼   ► like they're not really bold orange.

01:08:35 ◼   ► So the Hermes ones though,

01:08:37 ◼   ► they're only sold with the Hermes watches.

01:08:39 ◼   ► So I got one on eBay last summer,

01:08:42 ◼   ► and I didn't find much use for it as much as I wanted to

01:08:45 ◼   ► with my regular Apple Watch,

01:08:47 ◼   ► but it looks really good with the Ultra.

01:08:50 ◼   ► So right now I'm just using an eBay Hermes one.

01:08:53 ◼   ► Ultimately I think what the Ultra,

01:08:55 ◼   ► I think what I hope they make for it

01:08:58 ◼   ► is the orange, what else is it called?

01:09:02 ◼   ► The Ocean Band.

01:09:03 ◼   ► Like the, so the rubber one that's made for it

01:09:04 ◼   ► with all the circles in it.

01:09:05 ◼   ► I hope they make an orange version of that.

01:09:07 ◼   ► I think that would look really good.

01:09:08 ◼   ► It has these wonderful orange accents on the watch

01:09:11 ◼   ► and you have to really play with those

01:09:13 ◼   ► and work with those to make it look good.

01:09:15 ◼   ► Like I don't think the yellow strap looks good

01:09:17 ◼   ► because it kind of clashes with it.

01:09:18 ◼   ► What you want with orange is you want navy

01:09:21 ◼   ► or dark gray or white maybe.

01:09:24 ◼   ► That's kind of where you want to be

01:09:26 ◼   ► to pair well with orange.

01:09:27 ◼   ► So I'm happy with my orange strap for now

01:09:30 ◼   ► and I'm gonna keep looking for other strap options.

01:09:32 ◼   ► Hopefully that Nomad Goods one ends up being good

01:09:36 ◼   ► because if so, if that ends up being a good strap

01:09:38 ◼   ► then that's it, that's what I want.

01:09:39 ◼   ► But it's not out yet so we'll see how that goes.

01:09:42 ◼   ► Anyway, Ultra Life, other than that, is pretty good.

01:09:45 ◼   ► I have noticed, I don't know if this is simply

01:09:48 ◼   ► because of differences in fit.

01:09:50 ◼   ► During my workout, the Ultra is able to seemingly

01:09:55 ◼   ► keep a much better lock on monitoring my heart rate.

01:09:59 ◼   ► My Series 7, and I think all watches before it,

01:10:02 ◼   ► I'll look down during a workout to check my heart rate,

01:10:05 ◼   ► and a lot of times it'll be like the grayed out numbers

01:10:07 ◼   ► where it's not really measuring yet, you know,

01:10:08 ◼   ► and you gotta kinda wait and keep checking it

01:10:10 ◼   ► over the next few seconds and it'll eventually pop in.

01:10:12 ◼   ► The Ultra seems better at locking it in

01:10:15 ◼   ► and just having it always be monitored.

01:10:17 ◼   ► I don't know if that's a thing that actually has changed

01:10:19 ◼   ► with any of the hardware or whether that's just,

01:10:22 ◼   ► I happen to have a better fit on that for the hole

01:10:25 ◼   ► and the sport band I'm using or whatever, who knows.

01:10:27 ◼   ► But that is something I've noticed.

01:10:29 ◼   ► And if that actually is a thing,

01:10:31 ◼   ► that would be a valuable difference to me.

01:10:35 ◼   ► But anyway, I still, during the few times that I have

01:10:39 ◼   ► in the past week put back on my regular, you know, series seven titanium 41.

01:10:44 ◼   ► It's a dream to put that back on. I like after wearing this thing,

01:10:48 ◼   ► and then to put that on, it's like, I feel like I'm wearing nothing at all.

01:10:51 ◼   ► And I'm like going under sleeves, no problem. It's not chunky. Like, yeah,

01:10:55 ◼   ► I still, I still very much love the regular Apple watch. Uh, so

01:10:59 ◼   ► this is, this is a wonderful thing to play around with,

01:11:02 ◼   ► to get a feel for and design my app for. Um, but I don't,

01:11:05 ◼   ► I don't think I'm going to be sticking with it longterm,

01:11:07 ◼   ► especially as we head solidly into long sleeve season.

01:11:12 ◼   ► - It's good news for your Tesla.

01:11:13 ◼   ► (laughing)

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01:13:16 ◼   ► - All right, we should probably get to

01:13:21 ◼   ► the elephant in the room and that is,

01:13:23 ◼   ► Apple has released a bunch of new stuff

01:13:26 ◼   ► and they did it via press release

01:13:28 ◼   ► as the German gods foretold.

01:13:31 ◼   ► We've got, very, very briefly,

01:13:33 ◼   ► We've got a new regular iPad.

01:13:35 ◼   ► We've got a new iPad Pro.

01:13:37 ◼   ► And semi-surprisingly, we've got a new Apple TV.

01:13:40 ◼   ► So I guess we can start with the regular iPad.

01:13:45 ◼   ► This is the iPad 10th generation.

01:13:48 ◼   ► Short short version.

01:13:49 ◼   ► It's using an A14, which is from late 2020, the iPhone 12.

01:13:53 ◼   ► Flat sides, no home button, touch ID on the power lock, whatever you call it, button.

01:13:58 ◼   ► Blue, pink, yellow, and silver.

01:14:00 ◼   ► And isn't there like a gray as well?

01:14:02 ◼   ► I believe gray as well.

01:14:03 ◼   ► - By the way, they called it the top button

01:14:04 ◼   ► in the presentation.

01:14:06 ◼   ► - Ah, my mistake.

01:14:07 ◼   ► 10.9 inch screen.

01:14:09 ◼   ► There's USB-C, Wi-Fi 6, 5G.

01:14:13 ◼   ► It offers both physical and eSIM.

01:14:15 ◼   ► And then there's a,

01:14:18 ◼   ► the front facing camera is on the side,

01:14:21 ◼   ► the way we think of it as a side,

01:14:22 ◼   ► or on the top when you're in landscape,

01:14:24 ◼   ► which here, here, I'm definitely enjoying that.

01:14:28 ◼   ► Then it does not support stage manager,

01:14:32 ◼   ► and it starts a little more expensive,

01:14:34 ◼   ► 450 bucks for the Wi-Fi version,

01:14:36 ◼   ► 600 bucks for the Wi-Fi plus cellular version,

01:14:39 ◼   ► which is about 120 bucks more than last year's model,

01:14:42 ◼   ► and that's 64 gigs.

01:14:44 ◼   ► Also, it uses the original Apple Pencil,

01:14:46 ◼   ► which we have plenty to say about,

01:14:48 ◼   ► talk about in just a minute,

01:14:50 ◼   ► but I wanna gloss over that for just a moment.

01:14:52 ◼   ► And then it also has a new Magic Keyboard Folio,

01:14:55 ◼   ► which is, I don't know what Microsoft calls

01:14:56 ◼   ► Surface keyboard, but it is basically that.

01:15:00 ◼   ► And I have some thoughts on that as well.

01:15:01 ◼   ► But that is the nickel tour of the iPad.

01:15:05 ◼   ► Where would we like to start with this?

01:15:06 ◼   ► A couple of items that you bounced over that I think are worth adding, especially as it

01:15:11 ◼   ► relates to the price.

01:15:12 ◼   ► The screen is not P3.

01:15:15 ◼   ► The Bluetooth is 5.2, which may not mean anything to you, but it'll be interesting to see that

01:15:21 ◼   ► from the hodgepodge of products they announce what Bluetooth standards do other products

01:15:24 ◼   ► get.

01:15:25 ◼   ► Very quickly, I looked into this briefly this morning.

01:15:29 ◼   ► It doesn't seem to me, and Neil, maybe I'm missing something, but it doesn't seem to

01:15:32 ◼   ► me that 5.1 adds a whole lot over 5.0, but 5.2 adds low energy audio, which I presume

01:15:41 ◼   ► is something that Apple is interested in, unless they're already doing that with AirPods,

01:15:46 ◼   ► I didn't think they were.

01:15:47 ◼   ► So 5.2 adding low energy audio, which is on this iPad, that might be a big deal in the

01:15:53 ◼   ► future.

01:15:54 ◼   ► This does have a sim slot. So it's got an e-sim as well, but it also supports nano sim

01:15:59 ◼   ► So it's got a slot on it. So they didn't do what they did with the phones there

01:16:02 ◼   ► The it's interesting for the both the speakers and the camera like you know to the the camera is

01:16:09 ◼   ► Not along the short edge. It is along the long edge

01:16:12 ◼   ► They call it the landscape camera the landscape 12 megapixel ultra wide camera, right and the speakers they call landscape stereo speakers

01:16:20 ◼   ► I don't know where the speakers were on previous models

01:16:22 ◼   ► but I'm assuming this is saying that the speakers

01:16:25 ◼   ► are on the short edges,

01:16:26 ◼   ► but they call them landscape stereo speakers

01:16:28 ◼   ► because they're stereo

01:16:29 ◼   ► when you're holding it in landscape mode.

01:16:30 ◼   ► Anyway, their naming is weird, but the camera being moved--

01:16:34 ◼   ► - Everything about this iPad is weird.

01:16:36 ◼   ► - Yeah, well, the first one I saw

01:16:37 ◼   ► that they had moved the landscape camera,

01:16:39 ◼   ► everyone's like, "Oh, that's good

01:16:40 ◼   ► "'cause when you do FaceTime, it'll look more normal."

01:16:41 ◼   ► 'Cause if you've never done FaceTime in landscape mode

01:16:44 ◼   ► on an existing iPad, you're always not quite looking,

01:16:47 ◼   ► it's like sideways to you,

01:16:48 ◼   ► it's to your left or to your right,

01:16:50 ◼   ► so it looks kind of weird.

01:16:52 ◼   ► When it's above, it looks more like you're doing FaceTime

01:16:54 ◼   ► for a Mac, so the camera looks at you a little bit

01:16:56 ◼   ► from above, but at least your eyes are aligned

01:16:58 ◼   ► left, right, wise, you know, to be straight at the screen.

01:17:01 ◼   ► But when I saw that, I'm like, oh, that's great.

01:17:03 ◼   ► That means when I'm unlocking it, my hand won't block

01:17:05 ◼   ► the Face ID thing, and it won't have that arrow.

01:17:07 ◼   ► Oh, it doesn't even have Face ID, nevermind.

01:17:09 ◼   ► So the exciting thing about this product,

01:17:12 ◼   ► oh, one more, I think, the battery, exactly the same size

01:17:15 ◼   ► as the iPad Air, 28.6 watt hours, right?

01:17:18 ◼   ► And so that's what's interesting about this product

01:17:20 ◼   ► before we even get into the Pencil thing is,

01:17:23 ◼   ► how is this not a MacBook, not a MacBook, an iPad Air?

01:17:26 ◼   ► 'Cause I look at this, I'm like, isn't that the iPad Air?

01:17:28 ◼   ► And the answer is no, it's not the iPad Air, it's close.

01:17:33 ◼   ► So here are the differences between this and the iPad Air.

01:17:37 ◼   ► So obviously the iPad Air has the M1 and this doesn't.

01:17:40 ◼   ► And that also means this gets Stage Manager.

01:17:42 ◼   ► Despite the fact that they just announced

01:17:44 ◼   ► that they're extending Stage Manager down the line

01:17:47 ◼   ► to I think A12 based devices, and this has an A14

01:17:50 ◼   ► but doesn't get stage manager, but whatever.

01:17:52 ◼   ► iPad Air, M1, stage manager.

01:17:53 ◼   ► Better system on a chip and stage manager.

01:17:56 ◼   ► - A12X and Z get it, but the base A12 does not.

01:17:59 ◼   ► - Right, okay.

01:18:00 ◼   ► The iPad Air obviously uses the second gen Apple Pencil,

01:18:04 ◼   ► we'll talk about that in a bit.

01:18:05 ◼   ► The iPad Air is older, so it has Bluetooth 5.0, not 5.2.

01:18:08 ◼   ► The iPad Air has P3 color and a fully laminated display

01:18:11 ◼   ► with 1.8% reflectivity.

01:18:13 ◼   ► Basically the screen's a little bit better on the iPad Air.

01:18:16 ◼   ► I think the cameras are the same.

01:18:18 ◼   ► External display support is quite different.

01:18:20 ◼   ► The iPad Air supports up to a single display

01:18:23 ◼   ► with 6K resolution.

01:18:24 ◼   ► I think this one only does 4K.

01:18:26 ◼   ► What are the stats?

01:18:27 ◼   ► Oh, it's just 4K at like 30 Hertz or something?

01:18:29 ◼   ► I thought I had that, yeah.

01:18:30 ◼   ► Supports one external display at 4K

01:18:32 ◼   ► and 30 Hertz or 1080p at 60.

01:18:34 ◼   ► So the iPad Air does have a leg up on this

01:18:38 ◼   ► in many stat categories.

01:18:39 ◼   ► But if you saw them both sitting on the table,

01:18:41 ◼   ► you'd be forgiven for thinking that this is an iPad Air

01:18:45 ◼   ► unless you use the Apple Pencil with it.

01:18:46 ◼   ► And that I think is, of all the things we listed,

01:18:49 ◼   ► the most baffling thing about this product.

01:18:52 ◼   ► They changed the cheap low-end iPad

01:18:54 ◼   ► to have flat sides in the modern design.

01:18:56 ◼   ► It doesn't have a home button.

01:18:57 ◼   ► In case that doesn't go without saying,

01:18:58 ◼   ► it's got the Touch ID button on the top.

01:19:01 ◼   ► It's got all flat sides and everything,

01:19:03 ◼   ► but it doesn't use the pencil

01:19:05 ◼   ► that sticks to the flat-sided iPads.

01:19:07 ◼   ► It uses the pencil that's completely round,

01:19:09 ◼   ► the first-generation Apple Pencil,

01:19:11 ◼   ► which does not stick to this in any way, shape, or form,

01:19:14 ◼   ► nor does it plug into this in any way, shape or form.

01:19:17 ◼   ► You have to have a little adapter

01:19:19 ◼   ► that allows you to connect to the USB-C port at the bottom.

01:19:22 ◼   ► By the way, this doesn't have lightning, right?

01:19:23 ◼   ► This is USB-C, it's like the iPad Air form factor,

01:19:26 ◼   ► but it does not support the flat Apple Pencil.

01:19:28 ◼   ► So if you buy a new first generation Apple Pencil today,

01:19:31 ◼   ► which they're still selling,

01:19:32 ◼   ► it will come with this little adapter

01:19:34 ◼   ► that lets you plug it into a USB-C iPad.

01:19:37 ◼   ► And why would you need to plug it in?

01:19:38 ◼   ► Like, why do you care?

01:19:39 ◼   ► Can't you just charge it to somebody else?

01:19:40 ◼   ► You plug it in to basically pair it.

01:19:42 ◼   ► Like that's how the Apple pencils that plug in work.

01:19:46 ◼   ► You plug it in to pair it with the thing.

01:19:47 ◼   ► So you need to be able to actually

01:19:49 ◼   ► physically stick it into the iPad.

01:19:50 ◼   ► It's not just a matter of charging it.

01:19:52 ◼   ► It's a matter of pairing it with the iPad

01:19:54 ◼   ► and it also charges it through that.

01:19:55 ◼   ► If you have an old Apple pencil,

01:19:57 ◼   ► first generation Apple pencil,

01:19:58 ◼   ► you can buy the stupid little dongle thingy for $9, right?

01:20:02 ◼   ► This is disappointing.

01:20:05 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:20:07 ◼   ► Like not super disappointing.

01:20:08 ◼   ► What if you already have a first gen Apple pencil?

01:20:10 ◼   ► That's great, I get to reuse my pencil.

01:20:11 ◼   ► I'll buy a $9 dollar adapter and I can keep using my pencil.

01:20:13 ◼   ► But it's flat-sided, man.

01:20:15 ◼   ► Like, you wanna stick a pencil on there, but you can't.

01:20:19 ◼   ► It doesn't work with the Apple Pencil 2.

01:20:21 ◼   ► It's not that, and this is one of the questions

01:20:23 ◼   ► some people were asking, can I use an Apple Pencil 2

01:20:27 ◼   ► with it, like is there any crossover between a device

01:20:29 ◼   ► that's supposed to work with Apple Pencil 1

01:20:30 ◼   ► and Apple Pencil 2, and as far as I know, no.

01:20:33 ◼   ► There's not, like, they use a different way of,

01:20:36 ◼   ► like, you can't, right?

01:20:38 ◼   ► So if you have an Apple Pencil 2,

01:20:40 ◼   ► it's useless with this device.

01:20:41 ◼   ► It won't stick to the sides.

01:20:43 ◼   ► You can't pair it with it

01:20:44 ◼   ► and you can't draw on the screen with it.

01:20:46 ◼   ► Only the first generation round Apple Pencil,

01:20:48 ◼   ► which again, this is the thing that Steve Jobs used to do

01:20:51 ◼   ► because he had a bee in his butt about this.

01:20:54 ◼   ► When the new better thing comes out,

01:20:56 ◼   ► wipe the table clean of all that old junk

01:20:57 ◼   ► 'cause why would you ever want the old junk?

01:20:59 ◼   ► Let's do the new.

01:21:00 ◼   ► And that is not how Apple has operated since he's been gone.

01:21:04 ◼   ► For better or for worse.

01:21:05 ◼   ► Very often for better in terms of having cheaper products,

01:21:07 ◼   ► it's, you know, stay in the lineup longer

01:21:09 ◼   ► so people can buy them, right?

01:21:11 ◼   ► But for worse, with this stupid first generation

01:21:13 ◼   ► Apple Pencil, which is not a bad product,

01:21:16 ◼   ► but Apple did Apple Pencil second generation,

01:21:19 ◼   ► everyone agrees, oh yeah, that's much better.

01:21:21 ◼   ► You fixed all the problems with the first one.

01:21:23 ◼   ► Like, get rid of the first generation Apple Pencil,

01:21:25 ◼   ► stop making it, and more importantly,

01:21:27 ◼   ► stop making new products that require that pencil,

01:21:30 ◼   ► because the second generation one is just plain better.

01:21:33 ◼   ► It's better that it magnetically attaches to the side.

01:21:36 ◼   ► It's better that it doesn't roll off the table.

01:21:37 ◼   ► It's better that there's no little cap

01:21:40 ◼   ► that you're inevitably gonna lose.

01:21:41 ◼   ► It's better that you don't stick it

01:21:42 ◼   ► into the side of the thing to pair it

01:21:44 ◼   ► so it's precariously sticking out the end

01:21:45 ◼   ► and just waiting for someone to snap it off.

01:21:47 ◼   ► Apple Pencil 2 is better.

01:21:49 ◼   ► Get rid of Apple Pencil,

01:21:50 ◼   ► this is like the Watch Series 3 all over again.

01:21:53 ◼   ► We've moved on, the world has moved on.

01:21:55 ◼   ► You yourself made a better pencil product.

01:21:57 ◼   ► Just, ugh, so frustrating.

01:21:59 ◼   ► - Yeah, and just to point out,

01:22:01 ◼   ► the Apple Pencil 2 came out four years ago.

01:22:04 ◼   ► This is not like a cutting edge thing.

01:22:07 ◼   ► that's pretty old in computer terms.

01:22:09 ◼   ► It's a four year old change and it was badly needed

01:22:13 ◼   ► for all the reasons you mentioned.

01:22:15 ◼   ► I mean, when I saw that picture on Twitter,

01:22:18 ◼   ► there were two in the show notes,

01:22:20 ◼   ► that showed the old teenage boy charging method

01:22:23 ◼   ► and then the new cable plus dongle.

01:22:26 ◼   ► I thought, I'm like, there's no way this is true.

01:22:28 ◼   ► I had to verify, surely this can't be real, right?

01:22:30 ◼   ► And no, it's real.

01:22:31 ◼   ► That is how, basically, what they're basically saying is,

01:22:37 ◼   ► or what I will say is if you want to use an Apple Pencil,

01:22:40 ◼   ► just don't get this model of iPad, just don't.

01:22:42 ◼   ► Like it is not, that hassle is not worth it.

01:22:47 ◼   ► Or if you insist on it, get the Logitech Crayon instead,

01:22:52 ◼   ► which is, this is a thing,

01:22:53 ◼   ► not a lot of people know about this.

01:22:55 ◼   ► Logitech has been selling a pencil-like stylus

01:22:59 ◼   ► called the Logitech Crayon for a number of years now

01:23:02 ◼   ► through Apple, like it's with their cooperation.

01:23:04 ◼   ► It works basically the same way as a pencil.

01:23:07 ◼   ► It lacks some of the power usury things.

01:23:09 ◼   ► I believe it doesn't have pressure sensitivity,

01:23:11 ◼   ► but if you're just using it for drawing and stuff

01:23:14 ◼   ► where you don't really need pressure sensitivity,

01:23:16 ◼   ► it's great.

01:23:17 ◼   ► It is a little more friendly in certain ways.

01:23:20 ◼   ► It has just a charging hole on it.

01:23:22 ◼   ► There's now a USB-C one.

01:23:23 ◼   ► I believe the new Logic Crayon works with both

01:23:27 ◼   ► old style and new style iPads, I believe,

01:23:31 ◼   ► and it is cheaper also.

01:23:33 ◼   ► So if you don't need the pressure or the tilt,

01:23:36 ◼   ► some of that advanced drawing stuff, that's an option.

01:23:38 ◼   ► I bought one a while ago, it was pretty good.

01:23:41 ◼   ► Oh, it has an off switch too, which is nice sometimes.

01:23:45 ◼   ► So anyway, that's an option

01:23:47 ◼   ► that people don't often know exists.

01:23:49 ◼   ► But going back to, this product,

01:23:53 ◼   ► this is a very strange product to me.

01:23:56 ◼   ► The rumors had been for a while that Apple was going

01:23:59 ◼   ► to do exactly what they did today,

01:24:00 ◼   ► which is a new iPad Pro and a new low-end iPad

01:24:05 ◼   ► that used USB-C.

01:24:06 ◼   ► And while we got both of those things,

01:24:10 ◼   ► I think there are so many little asterisks on them

01:24:13 ◼   ► that no one was expecting.

01:24:15 ◼   ► And by the way, I don't think anybody had the Apple TV

01:24:17 ◼   ► on their Bingo card, we'll get to that later.

01:24:18 ◼   ► But this is such a weird product.

01:24:21 ◼   ► We'll start with this,

01:24:22 ◼   ► 'cause it's a little more interesting than the Pro.

01:24:24 ◼   ► This makes me wonder how many different COVID

01:24:28 ◼   ► and supply chain related problems is this the result of?

01:24:33 ◼   ► There is no way they planned for this.

01:24:35 ◼   ► - I'm not so sure about that.

01:24:37 ◼   ► I don't see anything here that says supply chain.

01:24:39 ◼   ► It's an awkward product,

01:24:40 ◼   ► but it seems to be an awkward product

01:24:41 ◼   ► that they chose to make.

01:24:43 ◼   ► As people are pointing in the chat room,

01:24:45 ◼   ► like the Apple Pencil 2 not magnetically attaching

01:24:48 ◼   ► to the side and charging there,

01:24:49 ◼   ► one explanation could be that that's where the camera is.

01:24:51 ◼   ► And they could have decided, well, okay,

01:24:54 ◼   ► we can't figure out for this cheap iPad

01:24:56 ◼   ► how to have the quote unquote landscape camera

01:24:59 ◼   ► and also the Pencil.

01:25:00 ◼   ► So which one do we think is more important?

01:25:02 ◼   ► and someone decided, eh, if people want the good pencil,

01:25:04 ◼   ► they should buy the expensive one.

01:25:05 ◼   ► Let's do the landscape camera.

01:25:06 ◼   ► And you could argue that's the right call,

01:25:08 ◼   ► but a series of decisions like that

01:25:10 ◼   ► leads to this product that is just kind of

01:25:13 ◼   ► awkwardly in the middle.

01:25:14 ◼   ► I mean, not awkwardly in the middle, it is in the middle.

01:25:16 ◼   ► Like, there's a reason I was talking about the iPad Air is,

01:25:18 ◼   ► first of all, they're still selling the previous one.

01:25:20 ◼   ► Like, they didn't discontinue the home button one.

01:25:23 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's the weird thing.

01:25:24 ◼   ► That's one of the weird things.

01:25:25 ◼   ► - Right, so, but if you look at the lineup,

01:25:27 ◼   ► and you see it go from, later in the document,

01:25:30 ◼   ► You can see it goes from the iPad, the old iPad,

01:25:33 ◼   ► the ninth generation iPad, the 10th generation iPad,

01:25:35 ◼   ► the iPad Air, and the iPad Pro.

01:25:37 ◼   ► The prices spread those things out,

01:25:39 ◼   ► and the features spread those things out.

01:25:42 ◼   ► It's just that trying to spread the features

01:25:44 ◼   ► over four iPads leaves you with some iPads

01:25:48 ◼   ► that have some features that you like

01:25:51 ◼   ► and some features that you don't.

01:25:52 ◼   ► And because the flat sides was so defined by the Pro,

01:25:55 ◼   ► when we see a flat-sided one, you're like,

01:25:57 ◼   ► "Okay, well, we get all the flat-sided stuff, right?"

01:25:59 ◼   ► I was like, no, you don't.

01:26:00 ◼   ► You get flat sides, but you don't get the other stuff.

01:26:03 ◼   ► You get USB-C, but you don't get the pencil, right?

01:26:05 ◼   ► Do you get quad stereo speakers?

01:26:07 ◼   ► No, but you get two of them,

01:26:08 ◼   ► but they're in a different position.

01:26:09 ◼   ► It's just, is the smart connector on the back

01:26:11 ◼   ► or is it on the side?

01:26:12 ◼   ► Well, it's on the side of this one,

01:26:12 ◼   ► and we'll get to the Magic Keyboard Folio in a little bit.

01:26:14 ◼   ► But like, this does fit in the slot,

01:26:18 ◼   ► in the lineup between those two things,

01:26:19 ◼   ► but to get something to fit there,

01:26:22 ◼   ► there's not a clean feature set where you're like,

01:26:25 ◼   ► this is one set of features that work in harmony,

01:26:27 ◼   ► and this is the second set of features that work in harmony.

01:26:28 ◼   ► Like it's features that work in Harmony from the neighbors,

01:26:33 ◼   ► a bunch of them pulled into this product

01:26:36 ◼   ► and then working together, not quite in Harmony.

01:26:38 ◼   ► So all the way down to the system on a chip

01:26:41 ◼   ► and just everything about it is a little bit weird.

01:26:44 ◼   ► I don't necessarily think it's bad

01:26:46 ◼   ► because it's better than the one with the home button,

01:26:49 ◼   ► but it's not as good as the Air,

01:26:51 ◼   ► but it's also $120 cheaper.

01:26:53 ◼   ► So like, okay.

01:26:55 ◼   ► But the Apple Funsel, like you said,

01:26:56 ◼   ► It feels, not like an insult, but it feels like this product

01:27:00 ◼   ► is telling you, if you're really into the pencil,

01:27:02 ◼   ► don't get this one.

01:27:03 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's, I mean, there's, and this is such,

01:27:07 ◼   ► you know, they do have a lineup now

01:27:11 ◼   ► that covers most prices in the range.

01:27:15 ◼   ► But with the exception of covering prices,

01:27:19 ◼   ► no other part of this lineup makes a lot of sense.

01:27:22 ◼   ► Almost every model that they sell, if not every model,

01:27:25 ◼   ► there are questions about it with like, wait a minute,

01:27:28 ◼   ► why don't you just get the one above it or the one below it?

01:27:32 ◼   ► Or why does this model have something nicer

01:27:36 ◼   ► than the thing above it?

01:27:37 ◼   ► - It's because they haven't refreshed them all at once.

01:27:39 ◼   ► This always happens when they do piecemeal refreshes,

01:27:44 ◼   ► 'cause the newest one has some of the newer stuff,

01:27:48 ◼   ► but then the older ones have some better stuff,

01:27:50 ◼   ► but they don't have the newer stuff.

01:27:51 ◼   ► So example of a newer stuff, a newer stuff,

01:27:53 ◼   ► Apple seems to have finally decided, I guess,

01:27:55 ◼   ► people use their things in landscape

01:27:57 ◼   ► so the camera should go on the landscape edge, right?

01:27:59 ◼   ► That's a new decision they've made.

01:28:01 ◼   ► - And that's, by the way, that's great.

01:28:02 ◼   ► I fully support that.

01:28:04 ◼   ► In practice, the iPad is usually a landscape device

01:28:08 ◼   ► for every person I've ever seen using one,

01:28:09 ◼   ► including everyone in my household, for sure.

01:28:11 ◼   ► And so like, yeah, optimize it for landscape.

01:28:13 ◼   ► It's obvious, like yeah, leave it,

01:28:14 ◼   ► leave it the ability to rotate like it's always had,

01:28:17 ◼   ► but it should be a landscape-first design.

01:28:20 ◼   ► And that's, so it makes sense to move the camera to the top.

01:28:23 ◼   ► And when, for the Face ID models in particular,

01:28:26 ◼   ► like the, I think it's just the iPad Pro,

01:28:29 ◼   ► when I first, when they first moved to that in 2018,

01:28:34 ◼   ► four years ago, that was one of the biggest annoyances

01:28:39 ◼   ► of like, oh, I'm accidentally covering up the camera

01:28:42 ◼   ► because my hand goes there on the left side

01:28:45 ◼   ► and I'm covering up the camera

01:28:46 ◼   ► and so I can't unlock it yet.

01:28:47 ◼   ► Like, it took them four years to have the first model

01:28:51 ◼   ► that ever moved the camera over to the landscape,

01:28:55 ◼   ► but then if it's gonna come with all these trade-offs,

01:28:58 ◼   ► like does it really have to be centered?

01:29:00 ◼   ► Does it have to only be one camera?

01:29:02 ◼   ► - Well, we don't even know if that's a trade-off,

01:29:03 ◼   ► but the point is that is a new feature,

01:29:06 ◼   ► not necessarily an expensive feature

01:29:08 ◼   ► in terms of just moving the camera, right?

01:29:09 ◼   ► But then when you see the models

01:29:11 ◼   ► that didn't get as heavily revised,

01:29:12 ◼   ► like the pros that we'll get to in a little bit,

01:29:13 ◼   ► they don't get that new feature.

01:29:15 ◼   ► Even though they were supposedly updated at the same time,

01:29:17 ◼   ► it's clear that they have just, you know,

01:29:19 ◼   ► like spec bump update,

01:29:20 ◼   ► whereas this is an all new design for this product,

01:29:23 ◼   ► like the low-end iPad has never had the flat sides, right?

01:29:26 ◼   ► - But this isn't even the low-end iPad.

01:29:28 ◼   ► It's called iPad, but instead of being the low-end iPad,

01:29:31 ◼   ► it's $100 more.

01:29:32 ◼   ► - Well, the problem with Tim Cook's thing is like,

01:29:36 ◼   ► the fact that it's called iPad,

01:29:37 ◼   ► I think it is the low-end iPad,

01:29:38 ◼   ► but he'll keep around products that like,

01:29:40 ◼   ► well, people still want them,

01:29:41 ◼   ► and I think that's the right move here

01:29:42 ◼   ► to keep around the home button,

01:29:43 ◼   ► 'cause it is significantly cheaper,

01:29:45 ◼   ► and maybe you don't care about the stupid flat sides

01:29:47 ◼   ► and you want the cheaper one,

01:29:48 ◼   ► But they didn't make a new name for this slot.

01:29:51 ◼   ► Like iPad Air was a new name to say,

01:29:52 ◼   ► "Hey, there's a place between the Pro and the regular iPad."

01:29:55 ◼   ► This is just called iPad.

01:29:56 ◼   ► It's called iPad 10th generation,

01:29:58 ◼   ► and you can also still buy the iPad 9th generation.

01:30:01 ◼   ► So they clearly both think they are filling

01:30:03 ◼   ► the iPad low-end role.

01:30:04 ◼   ► It's just that, "Hey, now we have an extra one

01:30:06 ◼   ► from last year that we can keep there

01:30:08 ◼   ► for an even lower price."

01:30:09 ◼   ► And I think that's an okay move,

01:30:11 ◼   ► but eventually when that one goes away,

01:30:14 ◼   ► this one will be the only low-end.

01:30:17 ◼   ► Maybe something will slot above it,

01:30:18 ◼   ► Like why aren't there two,

01:30:19 ◼   ► are we gonna get two generations of iPad Air

01:30:21 ◼   ► or do they only, does the low end,

01:30:22 ◼   ► like is this the iPad SE?

01:30:24 ◼   ► Like the ninth generation becomes the iPad SE or something?

01:30:27 ◼   ► Like what we would like to see if we had our way

01:30:29 ◼   ► and have less confusing lineup is,

01:30:31 ◼   ► all the iPads have flat sides,

01:30:33 ◼   ► there's a coherent scale down of features

01:30:35 ◼   ► from top to bottom,

01:30:36 ◼   ► and whatever good ideas that they have about iPad design,

01:30:39 ◼   ► whether it's the landscape camera

01:30:41 ◼   ► or the folio thing or whatever,

01:30:42 ◼   ► that they either all have that or all don't, right?

01:30:44 ◼   ► Because they all do have cameras.

01:30:46 ◼   ► And if Apple has decided the best place for the camera

01:30:48 ◼   ► is on the landscape edge,

01:30:49 ◼   ► then it should be there in all of them.

01:30:50 ◼   ► But if you don't update them all at the same time,

01:30:52 ◼   ► you can't do that.

01:30:53 ◼   ► Or if you don't update them all

01:30:54 ◼   ► like to the same degree at the same time,

01:30:56 ◼   ► where one is an all new design

01:30:58 ◼   ► and the second one is just an internal revision, right?

01:31:01 ◼   ► Then you end up with this kind of lumpy lineup.

01:31:03 ◼   ► - I mean, geez, there's so much about the iPad

01:31:04 ◼   ► that's, you know, lumpy.

01:31:06 ◼   ► But yeah, I think time will tell, like,

01:31:10 ◼   ► does this get resolved as we slowly pull our way

01:31:14 ◼   ► out of this weird supply chain thing

01:31:17 ◼   ► that the world's been going through.

01:31:18 ◼   ► Because, I mean, it's so hard to tell with Tim Cook

01:31:23 ◼   ► whether this was planned to be this weird

01:31:26 ◼   ► and such a, you know--

01:31:28 ◼   ► - It had to be planned,

01:31:29 ◼   ► 'cause what supply are they missing

01:31:32 ◼   ► that would have made them make a different choice?

01:31:34 ◼   ► - Well, this brings us right to the iPad Pro.

01:31:37 ◼   ► If you look at the iPad Pro and the updates it got

01:31:40 ◼   ► versus the rumors we've had for like two years,

01:31:42 ◼   ► I think it slipped.

01:31:43 ◼   ► I think what happened was the iPad Pro

01:31:45 ◼   ► that was supposed to be for this generation,

01:31:47 ◼   ► I think a lot of stuff had to be delayed

01:31:49 ◼   ► until some future version.

01:31:51 ◼   ► Again, the world's been going through so much stuff

01:31:53 ◼   ► with supply chain and everything,

01:31:55 ◼   ► and Apple, again, they've been doing a really good job

01:31:57 ◼   ► of insulating us from it, from their products.

01:32:00 ◼   ► Their products have mostly not appeared

01:32:02 ◼   ► to have any problems to the outside world,

01:32:04 ◼   ► but I bet internally they've had all sorts of struggles

01:32:07 ◼   ► and all sorts of things, oh, we can't get this part

01:32:08 ◼   ► in enough volume, or this is gonna have to wait

01:32:10 ◼   ► 'til the next version, and I'm sure that happens

01:32:11 ◼   ► to a lot of their stuff.

01:32:13 ◼   ► You can't just say like, oh, this isn't from COVID,

01:32:14 ◼   ► this is definitely Tim Cook's weirdness.

01:32:17 ◼   ► Tim Cook has no shortage of product fit weirdness

01:32:19 ◼   ► and no shame about charging high prices

01:32:23 ◼   ► and keeping old things around.

01:32:24 ◼   ► That's of course, that's all Tim Cook.

01:32:26 ◼   ► Like he's really, that's just him.

01:32:28 ◼   ► But we can't brush off the fact that this is probably

01:32:31 ◼   ► also the result of what's been happening in the world.

01:32:34 ◼   ► Whether they say so or not, they'll never say so.

01:32:37 ◼   ► - But like what specifically about this product

01:32:39 ◼   ► makes you think that?

01:32:40 ◼   ► I think they chose this feature set for this product.

01:32:42 ◼   ► Maybe the ship date changed based on supply constraints

01:32:45 ◼   ► or whatever, but I think somebody sat down

01:32:47 ◼   ► and like the iPad product designs,

01:32:48 ◼   ► which don't involve Tim Cook at all,

01:32:51 ◼   ► decided this was the feature set.

01:32:52 ◼   ► This is the right feature set for the new low-end iPad,

01:32:55 ◼   ► this set of compromises.

01:32:57 ◼   ► - I think we've seen over the last couple of years,

01:33:00 ◼   ► Apple has been more willing than before

01:33:03 ◼   ► to introduce new things at higher price points

01:33:08 ◼   ► and keep the old ones around and not lower their prices.

01:33:12 ◼   ► So this happened with the Apple Watch situation,

01:33:15 ◼   ► this happened with some of the phone stuff,

01:33:18 ◼   ► it certainly happened with the Macs, some of the Macs,

01:33:21 ◼   ► it happened with the new MacBook Air,

01:33:22 ◼   ► and now it's happening with the low-end iPad.

01:33:25 ◼   ► The low-end iPad, the iPad with no name, just iPad,

01:33:29 ◼   ► has been around for a number of years now

01:33:31 ◼   ► and has gotten very regular updates

01:33:34 ◼   ► and the price has stayed very regular.

01:33:37 ◼   ► and they sell a ton of those things.

01:33:39 ◼   ► That's bulk buys for schools and stuff like that.

01:33:42 ◼   ► They sell a ton of those things.

01:33:44 ◼   ► To now get this new update that is substantially more money

01:33:48 ◼   ► for a product whose entire existence is to be inexpensive

01:33:52 ◼   ► and to say, all right, we're gonna keep the old one around

01:33:54 ◼   ► and not even discount it.

01:33:56 ◼   ► Just, okay, now we have this new one

01:33:58 ◼   ► that's allegedly gonna replace it.

01:33:59 ◼   ► Yeah, just, again, see also the MacBook Air.

01:34:01 ◼   ► Like, this is supposed to replace this,

01:34:03 ◼   ► but we're gonna keep selling both

01:34:06 ◼   ► and the old one doesn't get cheaper.

01:34:08 ◼   ► That's Tim Cook right there.

01:34:09 ◼   ► But I do think, again, who knows,

01:34:14 ◼   ► maybe there were certain features

01:34:16 ◼   ► that they wanted to put in that they couldn't

01:34:18 ◼   ► for supply reasons.

01:34:18 ◼   ► Maybe it is something like the Apple Pencil

01:34:21 ◼   ► magnetic mounting stuff that maybe they couldn't

01:34:23 ◼   ► get that cheap enough or they couldn't redesign it

01:34:25 ◼   ► fast enough 'cause they were at reduced capacity

01:34:30 ◼   ► for the last couple years.

01:34:31 ◼   ► Who knows what it was?

01:34:32 ◼   ► But this product lineup looks very confused,

01:34:35 ◼   ► even more so than you'd expect from Tim Cook Apple.

01:34:39 ◼   ► And so I think stuff happens that we don't know about

01:34:42 ◼   ► that is keeping things from coming out normally.

01:34:46 ◼   ► - One interesting supply chain thing may be

01:34:48 ◼   ► that it has an A14, which you may think,

01:34:50 ◼   ► ah, it's a long iPad, whatever, it's got the A14.

01:34:51 ◼   ► But as we'll see in a little bit,

01:34:53 ◼   ► the Apple TV got the A15, and the iPad gets the A14.

01:34:58 ◼   ► I mean, it's a little bit weird.

01:35:00 ◼   ► And another thing, they did bump the RAM.

01:35:01 ◼   ► It used to have three gigs.

01:35:03 ◼   ► the old iPad at 3 gigs the new one has 4 which is nice.

01:35:07 ◼   ► So I wanted to briefly talk about the Magic Keyboard Folio.

01:35:14 ◼   ► So the iPad itself starts at $600.

01:35:18 ◼   ► The Magic Keyboard Folio is $250, almost half the cost of the entire iPad.

01:35:24 ◼   ► In the Magic Keyboard comparison it's $300.

01:35:27 ◼   ► The Magic Keyboard Folio only comes in white, so white, ladies and gents and peoples, can

01:35:33 ◼   ► just happen to you, it really can. The way this works is it's got a case on the back

01:35:40 ◼   ► of the iPad that has a kickstand, and then a detachable keyboard. So again, if you've

01:35:44 ◼   ► seen the Microsoft Surface, it's very very similar to that. What's interesting to me

01:35:50 ◼   ► about this though, it has a function key row, including an escape key. Two things that I

01:35:57 ◼   ► I would kill for on the floaty hinge Magic keyboard that we know and love.

01:36:03 ◼   ► I suspect the reason it has all this is because there's more space.

01:36:07 ◼   ► Because if we think of the way the Magic keyboard and the iPad Pro works, the very, very back

01:36:11 ◼   ► of the keyboard, there's like two to three to four inches of just empty space, because

01:36:15 ◼   ► that's where the bottom of the iPad kind of hinges or hangs over it, particularly when

01:36:19 ◼   ► you tilt it so it's pointed upwards.

01:36:22 ◼   ► So there's a bunch of dead space there.

01:36:23 ◼   ► Whereas here, there is no dead space.

01:36:25 ◼   ► The entirety of that pain, that surface, is available for keys and trackpad and so on

01:36:32 ◼   ► and so forth.

01:36:33 ◼   ► So I'm guessing that's why, but I want this.

01:36:35 ◼   ► I want function keys, and I don't necessarily want to give up the hinge, the floaty hinge

01:36:40 ◼   ► thing, the cantilevered whatever hinge thing, because I really, really, really like that

01:36:43 ◼   ► a lot.

01:36:44 ◼   ► But I want a function row key, and I want an escape key, please and thank you.

01:36:50 ◼   ► A function row might even come in handy with stage manager.

01:36:52 ◼   ► Oh, never mind.

01:36:53 ◼   ► Oh, just kidding.

01:36:54 ◼   ► I know that the interesting thing about this,

01:36:56 ◼   ► when I was looking at Apple's page for this,

01:36:58 ◼   ► is one of their snippets of marketing text

01:36:59 ◼   ► was no pairing or charging required, which is true.

01:37:03 ◼   ► Like this is one that uses a smart connector,

01:37:05 ◼   ► doesn't have batteries.

01:37:06 ◼   ► But that felt like a subtle dig at all the third party iPad

01:37:09 ◼   ► keyboard products that either have their own battery

01:37:12 ◼   ► or have to be charged separately.

01:37:14 ◼   ► You have to pair during Bluetooth.

01:37:15 ◼   ► It's like, yeah, it's nice when you make the hardware, isn't

01:37:17 ◼   ► it, Apple?

01:37:18 ◼   ► You can just have the keyboard that snaps right

01:37:19 ◼   ► on to the brand new product.

01:37:23 ◼   ► This is interesting, I'm not sure, unlike the landscape camera which seems like something

01:37:27 ◼   ► we all wish was here, this thing with the kickstand and the floppy detachable keyboard,

01:37:32 ◼   ► it has advantages.

01:37:33 ◼   ► Hey, you can detach the keyboard, some people like kickstands, it also has disadvantages.

01:37:38 ◼   ► It's not quite as sturdy and laptop-like as the other thing.

01:37:42 ◼   ► By the way, speaking of other things, Zach Hall had a good tweet here.

01:37:44 ◼   ► I'm not sure if this is exhaustive, but he says, "Apple now makes Smart Cover, Smart

01:37:49 ◼   ► Keyboard, Smart Keyboard Folio, Smart Folio, Magic Keyboard, and Magic Keyboard Folio for

01:37:53 ◼   ► iPad."

01:37:54 ◼   ► Wow.

01:37:55 ◼   ► Is there any wonder we can't keep track of what these friggin' products are?

01:37:59 ◼   ► Smart and Magic and keyboards and folios and anyway.

01:38:03 ◼   ► They make a lot of floppy things that snap onto your iPad and make it try to be a laptop.

01:38:08 ◼   ► This is an interesting and new set of compromises.

01:38:11 ◼   ► and I think this is a good set of compromises

01:38:13 ◼   ► for the low-end iPad.

01:38:14 ◼   ► Hey, you get a keyboard and a trackpad

01:38:17 ◼   ► and you get the function keys,

01:38:18 ◼   ► which seems to be like what you said about the space case,

01:38:21 ◼   ► it makes a lot of sense,

01:38:21 ◼   ► but also the idea that Apple has heard the cries

01:38:25 ◼   ► of the people who want that row of keys

01:38:27 ◼   ► and said, "Let's find a way to provide them."

01:38:29 ◼   ► This is a slightly less expensive product.

01:38:32 ◼   ► It's $250, like half the price of the iPad,

01:38:34 ◼   ► but still lightweight, smallish,

01:38:38 ◼   ► not as fancy as whatever the one that's called

01:38:40 ◼   ► that's like a stiff little Robo hinge thing.

01:38:44 ◼   ► So I think it's the right accessory for this

01:38:49 ◼   ► and it is another example of a new thing,

01:38:50 ◼   ► new thinking Apple has about accessories,

01:38:54 ◼   ► mainly the function row and also the idea

01:38:56 ◼   ► that a keyboard without a track pad for the iPad

01:38:59 ◼   ► in this day and age is not as useful

01:39:01 ◼   ► because their cursor support is so great

01:39:02 ◼   ► it should have the track pad and so it does.

01:39:05 ◼   ► - I just wanted to call a quick mention

01:39:06 ◼   ► to Dan Morin's take on six colors,

01:39:09 ◼   ► which talks about all the iPad lineup,

01:39:11 ◼   ► and we're gonna talk about the iPad Pro right now,

01:39:13 ◼   ► but I wanted to make mention that that article

01:39:15 ◼   ► was really good and worth reading as well.

01:39:17 ◼   ► So let's talk about the iPad Pro.

01:39:18 ◼   ► It gets the M2 as we would expect.

01:39:21 ◼   ► It now says iPad Pro on the back, which is new.

01:39:23 ◼   ► It has Wi-Fi 6E, which is allegedly

01:39:26 ◼   ► up to 2.4 gigabits per second.

01:39:29 ◼   ► Also, the cellular models get 5G,

01:39:31 ◼   ► and my beloved millimeter wave

01:39:33 ◼   ► on my don't call it a park bench picnic table,

01:39:35 ◼   ► it gets Bluetooth 5.3,

01:39:38 ◼   ► which I looked into the difference between point two,

01:39:40 ◼   ► which is on the iPad and point three,

01:39:42 ◼   ► which is on the iPad Pro.

01:39:43 ◼   ► Didn't see anything special.

01:39:44 ◼   ► Again, maybe I missed something.

01:39:46 ◼   ► It gets a hover with the Apple Pencil.

01:39:48 ◼   ► We'll come back to that in just a moment.

01:39:49 ◼   ► Price is unchanged.

01:39:51 ◼   ► And otherwise it looks like it's basically the same stuff.

01:39:55 ◼   ► So the hover with Apple Pencil,

01:39:57 ◼   ► this is with the same second generation Apple Pencil,

01:40:00 ◼   ► reading a quote here from the newsroom article

01:40:02 ◼   ► that Apple put out.

01:40:04 ◼   ► "Apple Pencil is now detected up to 12 millimeters

01:40:06 ◼   ► above the display, allowing users to see a preview

01:40:09 ◼   ► of their mark before they make it.

01:40:10 ◼   ► This also allows users to sketch and illustrate

01:40:12 ◼   ► with even greater precision and makes everything users do

01:40:14 ◼   ► with Apple Pencil even more effortless.

01:40:16 ◼   ► For example, with Scribble, text fields automatically expand

01:40:19 ◼   ► when the pencil gets near the screen

01:40:20 ◼   ► and handwriting converts to text even faster.

01:40:22 ◼   ► Third-party apps can also take advantage of this new feature

01:40:24 ◼   ► to enable entirely new marking and drawing experiences.

01:40:27 ◼   ► They showed an example of this

01:40:28 ◼   ► in their like 10-minute marketing video.

01:40:29 ◼   ► I forget what app it was, but the user was hovering.

01:40:32 ◼   ► It was a Procreate, okay, thank you.

01:40:34 ◼   ► They were hovering their pencil over the iPad screen and then using their left hand--this

01:40:39 ◼   ► was in their right hand--using their left hand to pinch and zoom.

01:40:42 ◼   ► I believe that was adjusting the size of the mark that they were using, what they were

01:40:46 ◼   ► about to make with the pencil.

01:40:47 ◼   ► And you can see a little shadow of where that mark would be and how big it would be on the

01:40:52 ◼   ► screen before the pencil actually contacts the screen, which is pretty cool.

01:40:57 ◼   ► And we'll put a link in the show notes to a video of this happening, which is pretty

01:41:00 ◼   ► slick.

01:41:01 ◼   ► Yeah, the prices are the same between 128 gigs and two terabytes starting at $800 for the 11 inch Wi-Fi

01:41:07 ◼   ► thousand bucks for the 11 inch Wi-Fi starting from and

01:41:11 ◼   ► Starting from $1,100 excuse me. I'm sorry thousand dollars for cellular

01:41:15 ◼   ► Starting from $1,100 on the 12.9 for Wi-Fi

01:41:19 ◼   ► 1300 for cellular and these go all the way up to

01:41:22 ◼   ► $2,400 for a 12.9 inch 2 terabyte with cellular

01:41:26 ◼   ► Yeah, so we can start talking about all the things that this thing didn't get

01:41:30 ◼   ► No landscape camera no keyboard with any function keys on it. You know no detachable keyboard thing

01:41:38 ◼   ► It

01:41:40 ◼   ► You know it doesn't the 11-inch does not get a mini LED screen is still only on the 12.9 inch

01:41:47 ◼   ► None of them get OLED screens or anything so it's kind of just like an internal refresh basically they kept in Mac parlance

01:41:53 ◼   ► They kept the case the same. It's got the same

01:41:55 ◼   ► Features the same ports the same you know that there are many ports to be go

01:41:58 ◼   ► but it's the same stuff on the outside.

01:42:03 ◼   ► And on the inside, just swap out the M1 for the M2,

01:42:06 ◼   ► which makes sense.

01:42:07 ◼   ► The M2 does have the ProRes encoders.

01:42:11 ◼   ► Like this is not new to the iPad, it's just part of the M2.

01:42:14 ◼   ► But it allows it to do things that the M1 just couldn't do

01:42:16 ◼   ► in terms of like, this is from Apple's marketing copy,

01:42:18 ◼   ► allows users to capture ProRes video for the first time

01:42:21 ◼   ► and transcode ProRes footage up to three times faster.

01:42:23 ◼   ► That means content creators can capture, edit,

01:42:24 ◼   ► and publish cinema-grade video

01:42:26 ◼   ► from a single device out in the field,

01:42:28 ◼   ► as long as you consider the iPad camera,

01:42:31 ◼   ► which is unchanged, to be cinema grade video.

01:42:34 ◼   ► But the editing part is totally cinema grade.

01:42:37 ◼   ► So it's in isolation.

01:42:42 ◼   ► Oh hey, they updated the iPad Pro,

01:42:43 ◼   ► and now it's got the M2,

01:42:44 ◼   ► and the specs are a little bit better.

01:42:46 ◼   ► Like for example, the WiFi 6E,

01:42:47 ◼   ► that's twice as fast as the previous WiFi in theory.

01:42:50 ◼   ► A little bit over two gigabits

01:42:52 ◼   ► for instead of one gigabit, right?

01:42:54 ◼   ► This is a good spec bump upgrade to the iPad Pro.

01:42:57 ◼   ► and Bluetooth 5.3, whatever.

01:42:59 ◼   ► The problem is you got the other iPad over there saying,

01:43:02 ◼   ► "Hey, you got a spec bump,

01:43:04 ◼   ► "but I got some new ideas about what makes an iPad."

01:43:07 ◼   ► Like the landscape camera and the detachable keyboard,

01:43:09 ◼   ► and you didn't get any of that stuff.

01:43:11 ◼   ► And by the way, you didn't even,

01:43:13 ◼   ► I'm kinda catching up to you in some ways,

01:43:15 ◼   ► like your cameras aren't massively improved

01:43:16 ◼   ► over what they were before,

01:43:17 ◼   ► and I have some pretty good cameras now too.

01:43:19 ◼   ► So what do you think of that?

01:43:21 ◼   ► And the hover Apple Pencil thing,

01:43:23 ◼   ► one of the most clever things about that is

01:43:25 ◼   ► it doesn't require a new pencil.

01:43:27 ◼   ► If you have an Apple Pencil 2nd Gen

01:43:30 ◼   ► that you bought four years ago, or however old the thing is,

01:43:33 ◼   ► you can use it with this new iPad

01:43:35 ◼   ► and it does the hover thing.

01:43:36 ◼   ► And I've used that, most people won't be familiar

01:43:39 ◼   ► with that feature from tablets,

01:43:40 ◼   ► like the Wacom tablets or Wacom

01:43:42 ◼   ► or however you're supposed to say it,

01:43:44 ◼   ► and lots of other companies

01:43:45 ◼   ► who have the hover pencil pen thing for a while.

01:43:48 ◼   ► It's interesting that Apple,

01:43:52 ◼   ► the Apple Pencil does not have a button on it.

01:43:54 ◼   ► lots of tablets, third party tablets for Mac,

01:43:57 ◼   ► have had a button on them.

01:43:58 ◼   ► And one of the things you can do with that

01:43:59 ◼   ► is kind of use it as a hovering cursor

01:44:01 ◼   ► and then click with the mouse button,

01:44:03 ◼   ► with the button that's on the stylus.

01:44:06 ◼   ► On the Apple Pencil, I believe you can tap the pencil

01:44:08 ◼   ► and the accelerometers will register that.

01:44:10 ◼   ► - Yeah, like double tap the side.

01:44:12 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:44:13 ◼   ► - Which is, in my experience, fairly unreliable

01:44:15 ◼   ► and it's hard to get right.

01:44:17 ◼   ► - It's not quite the same as a button, but--

01:44:19 ◼   ► - It would be way better if it was a button,

01:44:20 ◼   ► because it would be so much less likely

01:44:23 ◼   ► to have accidental input or miss.

01:44:25 ◼   ► - Yeah, and that's an interesting way to,

01:44:27 ◼   ► if you've ever tried to use, I mean,

01:44:28 ◼   ► it's mostly a Mac, if you've ever tried to use a Mac

01:44:30 ◼   ► by hovering a stylus over a tablet

01:44:33 ◼   ► and using the button to click, it can be done

01:44:36 ◼   ► and it's kind of interesting,

01:44:38 ◼   ► but Apple's not quite ready to go there

01:44:39 ◼   ► and I kind of don't blame them

01:44:40 ◼   ► because it is much simpler to have it without the thing

01:44:43 ◼   ► and 12 millimeters is not that big of a range either.

01:44:45 ◼   ► This feature, the hover thing, like obviously the pencil

01:44:50 ◼   ► always had whatever it took to support this

01:44:52 ◼   ► And it was just a matter of having the OS integration

01:44:55 ◼   ► and maybe some additional hardware.

01:44:56 ◼   ► I'm not sure if it's just one or both of those things.

01:44:59 ◼   ► But importantly, cursor support.

01:45:02 ◼   ► Because cursor support was acquired in iPad OS

01:45:05 ◼   ► to even have the concept of a place on the screen

01:45:09 ◼   ► where there is something hovering, you know what I mean?

01:45:12 ◼   ► But not actually clicking,

01:45:13 ◼   ► because your fingers don't work with hover, right?

01:45:16 ◼   ► As far as I know,

01:45:17 ◼   ► they're not gonna enable our fingers to work with hover.

01:45:19 ◼   ► They could do that with a future iPad, I suppose.

01:45:21 ◼   ► But right now they don't, right?

01:45:22 ◼   ► You're either touching the screen

01:45:23 ◼   ► or you're not touching the screen.

01:45:24 ◼   ► But Hover basically gives you a cursor.

01:45:26 ◼   ► And you can move that cursor around

01:45:28 ◼   ► just like you would by using a track pad,

01:45:29 ◼   ► but you're not clicking on anything yet

01:45:31 ◼   ► until you do a click motion,

01:45:32 ◼   ► which could be in some applications

01:45:33 ◼   ► whacking the pencil or whatever.

01:45:34 ◼   ► So I think that's great.

01:45:36 ◼   ► And I think that would get a lot of oohs and aahs

01:45:40 ◼   ► if people weren't saying,

01:45:40 ◼   ► "Oh man, my hand's still gonna cover the FaceTime camera.

01:45:44 ◼   ► "What's up with that?"

01:45:45 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:45:46 ◼   ► - Yeah, so a couple of really good tweets

01:45:49 ◼   ► or excerpts from articles.

01:45:51 ◼   ► Federico Fattici, says the base model iPad

01:45:53 ◼   ► gets a landscape camera, yes,

01:45:55 ◼   ► and a brand new Magic Keyboard Folio, yes,

01:45:57 ◼   ► with a detachable keyboard and kickstand, yes,

01:46:00 ◼   ► and function keys, yes, but the iPad Pro gets none of this.

01:46:05 ◼   ► Which, yep. - This is why, again,

01:46:07 ◼   ► you look at what's been rumored for the last couple of years,

01:46:11 ◼   ► wireless charging, mag safety. - OLED screens, please.

01:46:14 ◼   ► - OLED, there's so much, and this got none of it?

01:46:18 ◼   ► That's why, I have to think, it was not planned

01:46:21 ◼   ► to be this small and update originally,

01:46:23 ◼   ► and things had to change for whatever reason,

01:46:25 ◼   ► and they shipped what they could,

01:46:27 ◼   ► and sometime in the future we'll get the better one.

01:46:30 ◼   ► - The thing that I think that prevented them

01:46:33 ◼   ► from doing the thing is I think,

01:46:34 ◼   ► supply, even if COVID had never happened,

01:46:37 ◼   ► I don't think that there are screens ready

01:46:41 ◼   ► that meet their requirements, OLED screens ready

01:46:43 ◼   ► that meet their requirements in this application.

01:46:46 ◼   ► I think mini-LED seems like a supply chain thing,

01:46:49 ◼   ► 'cause obviously they do have mini-LEDs

01:46:50 ◼   ► that fit their specs, but it's still only on the 12.9.

01:46:53 ◼   ► Why didn't you get 11-inch ones of those?

01:46:55 ◼   ► That seems like a supply chain thing.

01:46:57 ◼   ► But I think just, I don't think anybody makes an OLED

01:47:01 ◼   ► that meets their requirement.

01:47:02 ◼   ► They're not using OLEDs in any of them.

01:47:03 ◼   ► They're not using it in their laptops.

01:47:04 ◼   ► They're not using it anywhere.

01:47:05 ◼   ► But again, look at the laptops.

01:47:06 ◼   ► It's clear that in a laptop application

01:47:09 ◼   ► and in an iPad application,

01:47:10 ◼   ► many LED screens exist that are phenomenal.

01:47:13 ◼   ► It's just that, does the iPad 11-inch Pro get one?

01:47:16 ◼   ► No, it just doesn't.

01:47:17 ◼   ► For the second year in a row, it just doesn't.

01:47:18 ◼   ► 12.9 gets it, the laptops get it,

01:47:21 ◼   ► but the poor 11-inch iPad just doesn't get it,

01:47:23 ◼   ► and that just smells like a supply chain or a pricing thing.

01:47:27 ◼   ► But OLED, they need to wait until,

01:47:30 ◼   ► when OLED is ready to be better than the mini-LEDs

01:47:34 ◼   ► in these applications, some product will get it,

01:47:36 ◼   ► whether it's a laptop or the iPads,

01:47:38 ◼   ► and then it'll roll out.

01:47:39 ◼   ► So I'm just waiting for that,

01:47:40 ◼   ► 'cause I watch a tremendous amount of TV on my iPad,

01:47:44 ◼   ► and that'll really be an upgrade to the picture quality.

01:47:48 ◼   ► But yeah, they're like having this be just a spec bump

01:47:50 ◼   ► update, I don't think is bad in the grand scheme of things.

01:47:54 ◼   ► Like it's, the iPad Pro is a good design.

01:47:56 ◼   ► It's just having its little brother have some new thinking

01:47:59 ◼   ► about iPads that makes you go, oh,

01:48:02 ◼   ► I'd like the new thinking over here too.

01:48:03 ◼   ► That's what you get for updating a line,

01:48:05 ◼   ► not in sync with each other in terms of the TikTok thing

01:48:08 ◼   ► of like, when do we do a whole new case design?

01:48:10 ◼   ► And when do we do a spec bump?

01:48:11 ◼   ► Next year, the regular iPad 10th Gen

01:48:14 ◼   ► is gonna get a spec bump, right?

01:48:16 ◼   ► And maybe the Pro will get the big redesign

01:48:18 ◼   ► because the Pro did get the big redesign

01:48:19 ◼   ► and the non-Pro was looking pretty cruddy next to it

01:48:23 ◼   ► for many years because the Pro got the flat sides,

01:48:26 ◼   ► new pencil, all the features,

01:48:27 ◼   ► and took a while for those to roll out.

01:48:29 ◼   ► I mean, the Mini, the foreground of the Mini

01:48:31 ◼   ► has the magnetic pencil.

01:48:32 ◼   ► I was reminded of this when I was in Apple Store recently.

01:48:35 ◼   ► The pencil fills the whole side of the Mini,

01:48:37 ◼   ► but it's got the good pencil.

01:48:39 ◼   ► The new iPad does not.

01:48:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's a little bit wild.

01:48:42 ◼   ► And I've been thinking a lot about this, obviously,

01:48:45 ◼   ► and I don't have any good answers,

01:48:47 ◼   ► and I'm not plugged in enough to get good answers,

01:48:49 ◼   ► but the only conclusion I can come to is,

01:48:52 ◼   ► you know, there's only, and we say this a lot about Apple,

01:48:54 ◼   ► but there's only so many people

01:48:55 ◼   ► that can work on all these things,

01:48:57 ◼   ► and if you're gonna work on something,

01:49:01 ◼   ► I would assume the most lucrative, or God help me,

01:49:05 ◼   ► you know, the best return on investment

01:49:07 ◼   ► is to work on the thing that most people are going to buy,

01:49:09 ◼   ► and that's gotta be the regular, plain old iPad.

01:49:13 ◼   ► And yeah, you're making it more expensive,

01:49:15 ◼   ► might ruin my whole train of thought here, but I feel like if they're going to choose one iPad to

01:49:21 ◼   ► work on, they're going to work on the one that's selling the best, and that's probably the now

01:49:27 ◼   ► 10th generation iPad. But it still bums me out, and it's still incongruous that the allegedly cheap

01:49:35 ◼   ► one, again leaving aside the 9th gen iPad, the cheap one is the one that has all the new hotness,

01:49:42 ◼   ► and the Pro one, the one that's for your most ardent and loyal fans, eh, shrug, you'll get

01:49:48 ◼   ► there eventually.

01:49:49 ◼   ► And I don't know, I get it, but I can't help but it bumming me out a little bit.

01:49:55 ◼   ► And so I'm jumping ahead slightly, but I was going to ask you two if you bought anything,

01:49:59 ◼   ► but I'll tell you that I did buy a half terabyte, 11 inch cellular iPad Pro.

01:50:08 ◼   ► And most of the reason I did that was because my current iPad Pro is a 2018 model.

01:50:12 ◼   ► You know, it was the original OG Face ID iPad Pro.

01:50:18 ◼   ► And I think I'm not going to cancel this order.

01:50:21 ◼   ► The more I think about it.

01:50:24 ◼   ► What upgrade between those two models were you looking for?

01:50:26 ◼   ► Because it's same form vector, same features, Face ID, good Apple Pencil, blah, blah, blah.

01:50:31 ◼   ► Obviously this one is tremendously faster, but does that manifest?

01:50:34 ◼   ► Like it has, and this one has more RAM.

01:50:35 ◼   ► - I'll sell you my M1, one for a good price.

01:50:38 ◼   ► - Well, and that's the thing, is that part of the reason,

01:50:42 ◼   ► I told myself I was gonna get a new iPad this year

01:50:44 ◼   ► because it's been four years, and I feel like four years

01:50:47 ◼   ► is a pretty decent longevity for an iPad.

01:50:49 ◼   ► Like, I mean, hell, four years for a computer for Marco,

01:50:52 ◼   ► that's like 15 computers for you.

01:50:54 ◼   ► - And about a third of a computer for John.

01:50:56 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:50:57 ◼   ► - Well done.

01:50:58 ◼   ► But I feel like four years for an iPad,

01:51:01 ◼   ► that's not unreasonable, and it just felt like time.

01:51:04 ◼   ► But I spoke to a couple of friends who also are on 11-inch 2018 iPads, or iPad Pros, and

01:51:13 ◼   ► I've been thinking about it, and I think I would like, I think I'm going to keep this

01:51:17 ◼   ► one that I'm going to be picking up at the store on Wednesday or whatever day.

01:51:21 ◼   ► But to answer your question, Jon, I don't have a great answer for that question.

01:51:26 ◼   ► I do want 5G because, again, I like having a cellular iPad.

01:51:30 ◼   ► I would like it to be a little bit speedier when I'm not connected to Wi-Fi.

01:51:35 ◼   ► I'd like a faster processor, but I don't often feel like I'm hamstrung by whatever processor

01:51:43 ◼   ► is in this one.

01:51:44 ◼   ► I don't even remember anymore.

01:51:45 ◼   ► A12X.

01:51:46 ◼   ► Yeah, yeah, I think you're right, actually.

01:51:49 ◼   ► And then I'd like to be able to use Stage Manager because I feel like that's relevant

01:51:52 ◼   ► for my job, as in to talk to you guys about it, because I guess I could use it on the

01:51:58 ◼   ► the one that I have now, but it's slightly hamstrung,

01:52:00 ◼   ► if I remember correctly.

01:52:02 ◼   ► Who even really knows how it's gonna work out?

01:52:03 ◼   ► - No, you can use everything except

01:52:05 ◼   ► external screens, I believe.

01:52:06 ◼   ► - Okay, there you go.

01:52:07 ◼   ► But I mean, I'd like to try with an external screen,

01:52:09 ◼   ► not because I think I'll do that often,

01:52:10 ◼   ► but because I'd like to talk about it.

01:52:12 ◼   ► But more than anything else,

01:52:14 ◼   ► the thing I think I'm most looking forward to

01:52:16 ◼   ► is my current iPad, it's just showing age.

01:52:20 ◼   ► The screen looks like garbage in no small part

01:52:23 ◼   ► because my kids use a lot.

01:52:24 ◼   ► The battery is okay.

01:52:26 ◼   ► It's not trash, but it's not great.

01:52:28 ◼   ► I mean, it's four years on.

01:52:30 ◼   ► So I think just having a fresh start would be nice.

01:52:34 ◼   ► But your point, your implied point, Jon, is very good,

01:52:37 ◼   ► that I'm not sure I'm getting that much.

01:52:41 ◼   ► In terms of what I would do day to day,

01:52:43 ◼   ► I'm not saying that math is the same for anyone else,

01:52:45 ◼   ► but for me, I'm not getting that much.

01:52:48 ◼   ► I'm probably gonna attempt to just keep the same keyboard

01:52:51 ◼   ► because I really don't wanna buy another one

01:52:53 ◼   ► even though my smart keyboard is showing its age

01:52:56 ◼   ► kind of peeling away at the edges a little bit. But I'd rather not spend $300 on a new keyboard

01:53:00 ◼   ► that does the exact same thing. I don't plan on getting a new Apple Pencil. So if I can skirt by

01:53:06 ◼   ► by just by just spending $1,300 or whatever it was on this iPad, I think that's reasonable. It's a

01:53:13 ◼   ► reasonable thing to do after four years. But the couple of friends that I spoke to, they were like,

01:53:17 ◼   ► "Yeah, I think I'll pass. I don't think I'm gonna do it." And I'm not sure that I'm right and they're

01:53:21 ◼   ► they're wrong, they might be right.

01:53:24 ◼   ► - Well, and if they, you know, if in a year and a half

01:53:27 ◼   ► or so, we get like what this was maybe supposed to be,

01:53:32 ◼   ► like if we get one that's like a little bit more redesigned,

01:53:35 ◼   ► has maybe, you know, with some of the,

01:53:37 ◼   ► maybe it moves the camera, maybe it has a different keyboard

01:53:39 ◼   ► that detaches and has an escape key and a function row.

01:53:42 ◼   ► - Mini LED screen on the 11 inch,

01:53:45 ◼   ► improved cameras, moved cameras, yeah.

01:53:48 ◼   ► - Right, like if that comes out next,

01:53:50 ◼   ► which is probably gonna be roughly 12 to 18 months from now,

01:53:54 ◼   ► are you gonna wish you would've waited for that

01:53:56 ◼   ► rather than getting something that,

01:53:58 ◼   ► I think in day-to-day usage,

01:54:00 ◼   ► I would be surprised if you even noticed

01:54:02 ◼   ► the difference going from the one you have to this one.

01:54:04 ◼   ► - It's possible, it's possible.

01:54:06 ◼   ► And I'm glad you phrased it that way,

01:54:08 ◼   ► like would I regret not having waited.

01:54:11 ◼   ► I don't think so,

01:54:13 ◼   ► because it is going to be at least a year,

01:54:16 ◼   ► I mean, unless Apple changes its cadence,

01:54:18 ◼   ► which is possible,

01:54:19 ◼   ► But if history tells us anything,

01:54:21 ◼   ► it'll be at least a year to your point,

01:54:23 ◼   ► maybe a year and a half before we get a new iPad Pro.

01:54:26 ◼   ► And I feel like in a year to a year and a half,

01:54:29 ◼   ► I can get some pretty good use out of this one

01:54:31 ◼   ► that I'm picking up Wednesday, hypothetically.

01:54:33 ◼   ► And I could always trade in or resell it

01:54:37 ◼   ► a year, year and a half on,

01:54:39 ◼   ► and I wouldn't make all of my money back,

01:54:41 ◼   ► but I'd presumably make at least half of my money back,

01:54:44 ◼   ► especially for a half terabyte and for a cellular model.

01:54:48 ◼   ► I would be able to get a few hundred bucks for that.

01:54:51 ◼   ► So I don't think I would regret it, but here again, I take your point that in day-to-day

01:54:56 ◼   ► use, with the exception of cellular, I really think the cellular upgrade might be a somewhat

01:55:00 ◼   ► big deal because I do use the iPad on cellular semi-often, but other than that, I'm not sure

01:55:07 ◼   ► day-to-day would make that much of a difference.

01:55:09 ◼   ► But sitting here now, I think I am going to stick with the order that is forthcoming,

01:55:14 ◼   ► but who knows?

01:55:15 ◼   ► Maybe I'll decide to save my shekels and wait.

01:55:17 ◼   ► - Yeah, cellular is great.

01:55:19 ◼   ► I mean, and it's, so like the reason,

01:55:21 ◼   ► I mean, it's almost the whole reason

01:55:22 ◼   ► I currently have an iPad is because I needed something

01:55:25 ◼   ► that was separate from my other devices and had cellular.

01:55:29 ◼   ► And it's great for that.

01:55:31 ◼   ► But oh my God, it drives me nuts.

01:55:33 ◼   ► Like I hate, I just hate iPad OS.

01:55:35 ◼   ► Like it's just not, for everyone it's for,

01:55:37 ◼   ► I'm happy for you, it's not for me.

01:55:38 ◼   ► Like every time I use it, I wish it was a Mac.

01:55:42 ◼   ► Like if there was just a MacBook Air with cellular,

01:55:44 ◼   ► like I would throw this out the window.

01:55:47 ◼   ► I've literally used mine as a small television like I think I do at least half my television watching that I bet I use it

01:55:52 ◼   ► It's a small television with with an iPhone attached to it because when I'm watching shows that don't require full attention

01:55:57 ◼   ► I can pull Twitter and slide over or slack and slide over

01:56:01 ◼   ► While I'm watching the show and the rest of the screen. It's basically a two-screen experience on one screen

01:56:07 ◼   ► And then you can see why I'm very interested in OLED screen

01:56:11 ◼   ► Cuz if you use your iPad primarily as a television like television tech is what I want out of it

01:56:15 ◼   ► I do other things with it too, but like if you looked at the hours just the television hours

01:56:19 ◼   ► They're just so much, you know the fact that it runs all the streaming apps right so you know

01:56:23 ◼   ► It's not like I'm just watching Netflix

01:56:25 ◼   ► It's all the various things that I subscribe to plus I can use my TiVo app and watch my you know televisions

01:56:31 ◼   ► So that's what I'm using it for so I tend not to get into the frustrations of iPad OS

01:56:35 ◼   ► But you know I will give stage manager another try in the official release

01:56:40 ◼   ► I just I tried it in the beta's and pretty much ran away screaming. Yeah

01:56:44 ◼   ► I tried actually doing my work in Stage Manager

01:56:46 ◼   ► like for this little iPad.

01:56:48 ◼   ► And it's simple, it's like mail and notes

01:56:50 ◼   ► and the browser going back between those three mainly.

01:56:53 ◼   ► Oh my God, I hated every second of it.

01:56:55 ◼   ► And I tried, I'm like let me give this a good honest try.

01:56:58 ◼   ► Similar to how I'm wearing the Ultra

01:57:00 ◼   ► even though I didn't think it would fit me.

01:57:02 ◼   ► But I'm like oh, let me give this a good honest try.

01:57:03 ◼   ► So I tried working on the iPad in those,

01:57:07 ◼   ► like in Stage Manager for I think two weeks this summer.

01:57:10 ◼   ► and it just fought me at every turn

01:57:14 ◼   ► and nothing ever worked the way I thought it would.

01:57:16 ◼   ► It was, oh God, it was awful.

01:57:20 ◼   ► And I wanted so badly to like it.

01:57:23 ◼   ► That's the biggest reason I upgraded to this iPad

01:57:26 ◼   ► in the first place was because I couldn't, quote,

01:57:28 ◼   ► couldn't run Stage Manager on my old one,

01:57:30 ◼   ► which of course was later modified

01:57:32 ◼   ► to have Stage Manager support, thanks for that, Apple.

01:57:34 ◼   ► (laughs)

01:57:35 ◼   ► No, it's cool, it was the right move.

01:57:37 ◼   ► I'm sure, I'm glad they did it,

01:57:38 ◼   ► even though it screwed me a little bit,

01:57:40 ◼   ► but it's all right.

01:57:41 ◼   ► I'll forgive you for making Swift Async so good.

01:57:45 ◼   ► Anyway, I tried it.

01:57:47 ◼   ► The entire way people work on iPads is, I think,

01:57:54 ◼   ► incompatible with both the things I do

01:57:57 ◼   ► and just the way I like to work.

01:57:59 ◼   ► And it's a shame because the hardware,

01:58:02 ◼   ► even though we just said how much it didn't change,

01:58:04 ◼   ► but the hardware, I really like a lot about the hardware.

01:58:08 ◼   ► and I wish the Mac would get some of the niceties

01:58:10 ◼   ► that the iPad has, especially in regards to cellular.

01:58:14 ◼   ► That's like the number one thing I want to see

01:58:16 ◼   ► on the MacBook Air.

01:58:17 ◼   ► But even again, I would love to have a MacBook Air

01:58:19 ◼   ► that's a little bit closer to the size of the 11 inch,

01:58:21 ◼   ► so maybe a 12 inch MacBook Air.

01:58:23 ◼   ► I would love to see that with cellular.

01:58:25 ◼   ► Oh my God, take my money.

01:58:27 ◼   ► But in the absence of that,

01:58:29 ◼   ► I wanted to really make this work and I just couldn't.

01:58:32 ◼   ► But look, if you're an iPad power user out there

01:58:34 ◼   ► and you're excited about all this stuff, great.

01:58:36 ◼   ► All this is to say I didn't buy anything today.

01:58:38 ◼   ► - So I was on Clockwise earlier today

01:58:42 ◼   ► and I had asked on Clockwise,

01:58:44 ◼   ► do you buy cellular iPads and why or why not?

01:58:48 ◼   ► And bonus question, would you buy a cellular MacBook?

01:58:52 ◼   ► And as I told the three co-hosts,

01:58:56 ◼   ► which was Dan Moore and Jason Snell and Kathy Campbell,

01:58:58 ◼   ► all of whom I consider very good friends,

01:59:00 ◼   ► I would kill all three of them

01:59:02 ◼   ► and the two of you by the way,

01:59:03 ◼   ► to get a cellular MacBook.

01:59:06 ◼   ► Like, I would kill for one.

01:59:08 ◼   ► I would love it so much.

01:59:10 ◼   ► And, oh my gosh, I am holding out hope

01:59:13 ◼   ► that now that Apple is in the modem business,

01:59:16 ◼   ► that maybe that will be a thing one day,

01:59:17 ◼   ► because I would love it.

01:59:20 ◼   ► All right, anything else on iPad?

01:59:23 ◼   ► We still have to talk Apple TV.

01:59:24 ◼   ► Jon, did you buy an iPad today?

01:59:26 ◼   ► - I did not.

01:59:27 ◼   ► I've got an M1, and you know, there's nothing for me

01:59:29 ◼   ► in this upgrade watching my streaming apps

01:59:32 ◼   ► that would not be improved by an M2.

01:59:34 ◼   ► - Fair enough.

01:59:35 ◼   ► Yeah, I mean, I don't think we need to believe it anymore,

01:59:37 ◼   ► but, and we also talked about this on Clockwise today,

01:59:40 ◼   ► but the middle section of the iPad lineup,

01:59:43 ◼   ► the Air, the iPad 10th gen, and the iPad 9th gen,

01:59:47 ◼   ► it's just, it's weird.

01:59:48 ◼   ► Like, I don't feel like there's any clear answers,

01:59:52 ◼   ► and that's okay, I guess, but I don't know.

01:59:57 ◼   ► I feel like in an effort to have an iPad

02:00:01 ◼   ► at every price point, we've ended up with an iPad

02:00:03 ◼   ► at every dollar value between whatever the iPad Mini

02:00:07 ◼   ► starts at in the $2,400 or whatever I said it was

02:00:10 ◼   ► for the 13-inch iPad Pro.

02:00:12 ◼   ► It's just, there's a lot there.

02:00:14 ◼   ► - They didn't bump the RAM, right?

02:00:15 ◼   ► It's still, the specs for the new iPad Pro

02:00:18 ◼   ► is eight gigs of RAM on the models

02:00:20 ◼   ► with up to 512 gig storage,

02:00:23 ◼   ► and 16 gigs of RAM on the one and two terabyte.

02:00:25 ◼   ► And I think that's the same as it was.

02:00:27 ◼   ► It is kind of weird that the RAM is tied

02:00:28 ◼   ► to the storage in that way, 'cause hey,

02:00:29 ◼   ► what if you need a lot of RAM,

02:00:30 ◼   ► but not a lot of storage, well, tough luck.

02:00:32 ◼   ► But that's a healthy amount of RAM.

02:00:35 ◼   ► You can get an iPad with an M2 and 16 gigs of RAM,

02:00:39 ◼   ► but you can't have more than four windows in Stage Manager.

02:00:42 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:00:44 ◼   ► - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:00:45 ◼   ► All right, let's talk about the Apple TV.

02:00:46 ◼   ► We're running a little bit long,

02:00:47 ◼   ► so maybe there won't be much to say about this.

02:00:50 ◼   ► There are two models.

02:00:51 ◼   ► There's 64 gig, which is WiFi only,

02:00:54 ◼   ► and there's, what is it, 128 gig,

02:00:57 ◼   ► which is WiFi and Ethernet and Thread Radio,

02:01:02 ◼   ► because the 64 gig does not have Ethernet

02:01:06 ◼   ► and it does not have a Thread Radio,

02:01:08 ◼   ► which, okay, that's a little interesting to me,

02:01:12 ◼   ► but I'll go with it.

02:01:14 ◼   ► It has an A15, which is from late 2021.

02:01:17 ◼   ► This is the iPhone 13's chip.

02:01:18 ◼   ► It did have an A12 in the past that's from late 2018,

02:01:22 ◼   ► which is the iPhone XS.

02:01:24 ◼   ► To put things in perspective, Michaela was born in 2018,

02:01:27 ◼   ► just throwing that out there.

02:01:28 ◼   ► And apparently, maybe I knew this and I forgot,

02:01:34 ◼   ► but I don't know if I knew this.

02:01:35 ◼   ► Apparently the Apple TV used to have a fan

02:01:37 ◼   ► and now because of how efficient the A15 is,

02:01:40 ◼   ► does not need more.

02:01:41 ◼   ► - Yeah, I believe ever since the 4K,

02:01:43 ◼   ► I mean, first of all, the very, very original one did,

02:01:46 ◼   ► the one that was like basically an Xbox inside.

02:01:49 ◼   ► - But it was a Mac Mini.

02:01:51 ◼   ► - Yeah, right. - Yeah, not really,

02:01:52 ◼   ► but it looked like it.

02:01:53 ◼   ► - Well, it was kind of like an Xbox,

02:01:54 ◼   ► so you look at the processor.

02:01:55 ◼   ► Anyway, it was like, wasn't it like a 700 megahertz Celeron?

02:01:58 ◼   ► It's like, that's kind of very similar to what the Xbox.

02:02:00 ◼   ► Anyway.

02:02:01 ◼   ► - No, I was not, I gotta look up what the,

02:02:03 ◼   ► what the hell was in the, it was more like a Mac.

02:02:06 ◼   ► It ran basically a variant of Mac OS inside.

02:02:10 ◼   ► Anyway, that was far away.

02:02:12 ◼   ► In the era of the black puck Apple TVs,

02:02:16 ◼   ► I believe they were fanless and then they got a fan,

02:02:20 ◼   ► I don't know, anyway, here's the important thing about--

02:02:21 ◼   ► - I believe the 4K ones went to fans.

02:02:24 ◼   ► When the 4K came out, I believe that added the fan.

02:02:27 ◼   ► - But the important thing about the fan of the Apple TV is,

02:02:29 ◼   ► it is literally inaudible.

02:02:31 ◼   ► Like you cannot, it is like of all the things,

02:02:35 ◼   ► I applaud removable fans everywhere,

02:02:37 ◼   ► but this and the airport extreme that Marco gave me,

02:02:41 ◼   ► the like the tower airport extreme,

02:02:43 ◼   ► both of those things had fans and both of those fans

02:02:46 ◼   ► were completely inaudible to my middle-aged adult ears

02:02:50 ◼   ► from like any distance.

02:02:52 ◼   ► Like I would shove my ear up to the thing,

02:02:54 ◼   ► It was just so, but hey, kudos for getting rid of the fan

02:02:57 ◼   ► 'cause that's one last thing that can go wrong, right?

02:02:59 ◼   ► - So I'm trying to figure out

02:03:00 ◼   ► what the original Apple TV was running

02:03:03 ◼   ► and the answer is some variant of a Pentium M processor

02:03:07 ◼   ► and apparently ran a variant of Mac OS X Tiger.

02:03:10 ◼   ► But I go to Wikipedia and I go to Apple TV, Apple TV.

02:03:15 ◼   ► This article is about the hardware media player

02:03:16 ◼   ► with a streaming service, see Apple TV Plus.

02:03:19 ◼   ► For the media player app from Apple, see Apple TV app.

02:03:21 ◼   ► For other uses, see Apple TV.

02:03:24 ◼   ► What a friggin' mess this is.

02:03:27 ◼   ► Oh my gosh.

02:03:29 ◼   ► - Related to that, the new Puck,

02:03:31 ◼   ► all right, so it's got the A15, it's got no fan in it.

02:03:33 ◼   ► It is smaller than the previous Puck.

02:03:36 ◼   ► It is, you know, it is shorter, so it's not as high,

02:03:39 ◼   ► and it also, dimensionally, this little square

02:03:41 ◼   ► at the edges of the square are smaller.

02:03:43 ◼   ► The old one was 3.9 inches, this is 3.66 inches.

02:03:46 ◼   ► The old one was 1.4 inches tall, this is 1.2 inches tall,

02:03:49 ◼   ► and no fan, and the other one said, on top of it,

02:03:52 ◼   ► Apple TV, but it didn't say the word Apple.

02:03:54 ◼   ► It had the Apple logo and then a lowercase T

02:03:57 ◼   ► and then lowercase V.

02:03:58 ◼   ► The new one just has the Apple logo dead center.

02:04:01 ◼   ► So it is smaller, quieter in theory,

02:04:05 ◼   ► if you had amazing hearing.

02:04:07 ◼   ► And selling one without ethernet, that makes sense.

02:04:10 ◼   ► Not only weirdos have ethernet by their TV.

02:04:12 ◼   ► Everybody should, whatever.

02:04:13 ◼   ► Selling without the Thread Radio,

02:04:15 ◼   ► the Apple TV is the ideal home kit hub

02:04:18 ◼   ► because it's plugged in all the time.

02:04:21 ◼   ► like it's probably in a central location,

02:04:23 ◼   ► that's a great thing to be your home GitHub.

02:04:25 ◼   ► Why wouldn't it support through a radio?

02:04:26 ◼   ► But part of the explanation of this

02:04:28 ◼   ► is if you go down to the pricing,

02:04:30 ◼   ► these are actually cheaper than the previous

02:04:33 ◼   ► horrendously overpriced Apple TVs.

02:04:34 ◼   ► So these are less horrendously overpriced.

02:04:36 ◼   ► The old one was you'd get for 180 bucks,

02:04:39 ◼   ► you get a 32 gig one and for $200, you get a 64 gig one.

02:04:44 ◼   ► Now you can get a 64 gig one for $130.

02:04:47 ◼   ► So $70 price reduction

02:04:49 ◼   ► for basically the same amount of storage,

02:04:52 ◼   ► but of course you get no ethernet and thread radio,

02:04:54 ◼   ► you don't have that either.

02:04:55 ◼   ► And then 128 for 150 bucks.

02:04:57 ◼   ► So there is no more $200 Apple TV

02:05:00 ◼   ► and the storage sizes have doubled on both of the things.

02:05:04 ◼   ► So they're going in the right direction.

02:05:06 ◼   ► It would have been better

02:05:08 ◼   ► if the low end one had a thread radio and was $99,

02:05:10 ◼   ► but you know, baby steps, we'll get there.

02:05:12 ◼   ► So I ordered this immediately.

02:05:15 ◼   ► Of course I did.

02:05:16 ◼   ► I ordered every Apple TV. - With why?

02:05:17 ◼   ► I ordered the big one with the Ethernet port.

02:05:21 ◼   ► It's a good thing too because I was like, "Should I get the one with the big storage?"

02:05:24 ◼   ► Because I was ordering so fast, I just took a glance out of the corner and I'm like, "Wait

02:05:28 ◼   ► a second.

02:05:29 ◼   ► Why does that say Ethernet?"

02:05:30 ◼   ► So I'm glad I didn't accidentally order the bad one.

02:05:32 ◼   ► Oh, you forgot to mention they now support HDR10+.

02:05:36 ◼   ► That is the television-related feature that they've added.

02:05:39 ◼   ► I think they cranked up the wireless to 802.11ax with 2x2 MIMO and HDR 10+ support and of course

02:05:50 ◼   ► an A15 which is a significantly better processor.

02:05:53 ◼   ► So this is all around a better Apple TV than the old one.

02:05:56 ◼   ► I don't think there's any other big TV related stuff.

02:06:00 ◼   ► I'm assuming those changes are just related to TV OS.

02:06:02 ◼   ► But this is, oh, and it has Bluetooth 5.0, not 5.2 and not 4.3, just plain old 5.0.

02:06:10 ◼   ► But we've buried the lead because the most interesting thing about this, that everyone

02:06:15 ◼   ► is cheering, and I think I am too, the Siri remote, which looks identical at a glance,

02:06:21 ◼   ► now charges via USB-C. And it also weighs one tenth of an ounce or three grams more,

02:06:26 ◼   ► which is interesting.

02:06:27 ◼   ► But USB-C.

02:06:28 ◼   ► Insert "It's happening" GIF here.

02:06:32 ◼   ► - Finally, it's finally happening.

02:06:33 ◼   ► - It's happening, it's happening everybody.

02:06:35 ◼   ► - This is it, we're going to USB-C slowly,

02:06:39 ◼   ► where it's gonna take a long time, but we're going there.

02:06:42 ◼   ► - Yep, and actually just very briefly

02:06:44 ◼   ► to go back to the iPad Pro, you know what I really,

02:06:46 ◼   ► really wanted on the iPad Pro, which I didn't expect to get,

02:06:49 ◼   ► but I really wanted-- - Another USB-C port?

02:06:50 ◼   ► - Well, maybe, but no, actually what I really wanted

02:06:53 ◼   ► was MagSafe, like the same MagSafe I have for my laptop

02:06:56 ◼   ► I wish was on the iPad, and I can think of 1,010 reasons

02:06:59 ◼   ► why that wouldn't be there, but I wanted it, you guys,

02:07:02 ◼   ► and I didn't get it, and that makes me sad.

02:07:03 ◼   ► But anyway, I am happy that the Siri remote is USB-C.

02:07:07 ◼   ► The, what is it, the canary in the coal mine has croaked,

02:07:10 ◼   ► so things are indeed happening.

02:07:12 ◼   ► It's happening .gif, like you said.

02:07:14 ◼   ► - Yeah, and the reason we're saying this,

02:07:15 ◼   ► if you're not steeped in the lore of Apple stuff,

02:07:17 ◼   ► is lots of Apple peripherals and devices

02:07:20 ◼   ► have lightning connectors,

02:07:21 ◼   ► just as sort of their way of charging.

02:07:23 ◼   ► So my keyboard is like that, the Apple mouse is like that,

02:07:26 ◼   ► the Apple track pads are like that,

02:07:28 ◼   ► - AirPods. - The use of the air remote

02:07:29 ◼   ► was like that.

02:07:30 ◼   ► It was kind of the default,

02:07:32 ◼   ► ah, this doesn't have any kind of data connection,

02:07:34 ◼   ► but we need some way to charge it.

02:07:35 ◼   ► It's got a rechargeable battery.

02:07:36 ◼   ► So how about I use a slim connector for that?

02:07:37 ◼   ► Let's just use lightning, right?

02:07:38 ◼   ► That's been Apple's default for years and years.

02:07:41 ◼   ► Now in a sane world, you would say,

02:07:43 ◼   ► well, that shouldn't be lightning anymore.

02:07:44 ◼   ► That should all be USB-C.

02:07:45 ◼   ► And so this is the first product that has been revised

02:07:49 ◼   ► with the new thinking that we assume is,

02:07:51 ◼   ► okay, every single one of those products I just listed,

02:07:53 ◼   ► if and when they eventually revise those,

02:07:55 ◼   ► they will come with USB-C.

02:07:58 ◼   ► and of course culminating or perhaps leading to the big one,

02:08:01 ◼   ► which is we've talked about a million times

02:08:02 ◼   ► the iPhone going to USB-C.

02:08:03 ◼   ► So that's why when we see this remote

02:08:05 ◼   ► and it's got a USB-C connection, why do we care about that?

02:08:07 ◼   ► Why are we excited about it?

02:08:08 ◼   ► Who cares?

02:08:09 ◼   ► It shows that Apple understands the time of lightning

02:08:12 ◼   ► as the default Apple,

02:08:13 ◼   ► oh, I just need a charging port on this thing

02:08:15 ◼   ► is coming to an end.

02:08:17 ◼   ► - Yep, I'm very, very happy about this.

02:08:19 ◼   ► I insta ordered this for also not great reasons.

02:08:23 ◼   ► - It's so cheap, I too.

02:08:26 ◼   ► - Well, it's funny you say that

02:08:27 ◼   ► because first of all, it does feel a lot cheaper,

02:08:30 ◼   ► even though it is still expensive compared to its peers.

02:08:33 ◼   ► - Or compared to not buying anything

02:08:34 ◼   ► because all these apps are built into your smart TV.

02:08:37 ◼   ► - Also true.

02:08:38 ◼   ► But what I've decided to do is I've wanted,

02:08:42 ◼   ► and I was waiting for this to launch,

02:08:44 ◼   ► whenever it may be, be it this year or next year,

02:08:46 ◼   ► and it turns out it was yesterday as we record,

02:08:49 ◼   ► I wanted to take the Apple TV 4K

02:08:51 ◼   ► that's currently in my living room,

02:08:53 ◼   ► I wanted to bump that back to our bedroom,

02:08:55 ◼   ► even though we very rarely use the bedroom TV,

02:08:58 ◼   ► and if we do, it's usually for exercising,

02:09:00 ◼   ► but nevertheless, like, you know,

02:09:01 ◼   ► doing a Fitness Plus video or something like that.

02:09:03 ◼   ► Well anyways, we have a 4K TV in the bedroom,

02:09:07 ◼   ► a very unremarkable 4K TV in the bedroom,

02:09:09 ◼   ► but we have the Apple TV, whatever it's called,

02:09:12 ◼   ► the 1080 Apple TV that still supports apps.

02:09:14 ◼   ► I forget, what is it, the HD or whatever?

02:09:16 ◼   ► - HD. - Yep, thank you.

02:09:18 ◼   ► Which is now dead, by the way.

02:09:19 ◼   ► But anyways, we have that on the bedroom TV.

02:09:22 ◼   ► - That's even more than the Apple Pencil One, I think.

02:09:25 ◼   ► You're probably right. And so the one that is currently on the bedroom TV will get demoted to a full-time travel

02:09:31 ◼   ► Appliance because when we go anywhere for more than just a couple of days, I like to bring an Apple TV

02:09:35 ◼   ► You can think I'm nuts for that. That's totally fine. But that's what I like. I like to do that

02:09:39 ◼   ► So that'll be the the travel Apple TV until it doesn't work anymore

02:09:43 ◼   ► the current Apple TV 4k will then get bumped up to the bedroom and then this guy will go down in the living room and

02:09:49 ◼   ► Be connected to our nice LG C9 and and I'm looking forward to it

02:09:54 ◼   ► even though, again, I have no particular problems

02:09:56 ◼   ► with my current Apple TV, I'm excited to have this.

02:09:59 ◼   ► I did get the Ethernet model

02:10:00 ◼   ► because there is Ethernet back there

02:10:01 ◼   ► and I prefer it to be on Ethernet,

02:10:03 ◼   ► especially when air playing.

02:10:05 ◼   ► Maybe this will get better when I eventually move

02:10:07 ◼   ► to like Wi-Fi 6E or whatever it's called,

02:10:09 ◼   ► but I really find that the air play experience

02:10:12 ◼   ► is a lot better when at least one of the things

02:10:14 ◼   ► air playing is on Ethernet, even better when both are.

02:10:16 ◼   ► So your mileage may vary, but that's what I like.

02:10:19 ◼   ► And so yeah, that'll be coming,

02:10:21 ◼   ► when is it, coming November or something like that?

02:10:22 ◼   ► - Yeah, in a couple weeks.

02:10:24 ◼   ► I'm doing exactly the same bump up.

02:10:25 ◼   ► That's always been my strategy.

02:10:26 ◼   ► Every time I get a new one, it goes on the good TV.

02:10:28 ◼   ► The one that's on the good TV goes in the bedroom.

02:10:30 ◼   ► The one that's in the bedroom becomes the travel Apple TV.

02:10:32 ◼   ► That's just, that's just, that's why I buy them

02:10:34 ◼   ► every time a new one comes out.

02:10:36 ◼   ► 'Cause I always want whatever new things they have.

02:10:38 ◼   ► And I think the Thread Radio, another forward looking thing,

02:10:41 ◼   ► like what is the iPod, the HomePod Mini has the Thread Radio.

02:10:45 ◼   ► Now one of the Apple TVs has it.

02:10:48 ◼   ► - But the previous generation, they both had it.

02:10:50 ◼   ► - I just feel like they were trying to hit a price

02:10:52 ◼   ► with the cheap one and the price wasn't even $99,

02:10:55 ◼   ► which it needs to be.

02:10:56 ◼   ► And I think a lot of that is, it's A15, right?

02:10:58 ◼   ► I think A15 seems like a little bit overkill for this,

02:11:01 ◼   ► but maybe their gaming angle is like it makes game

02:11:04 ◼   ► development for Apple TV easier, as if the problem

02:11:05 ◼   ► was the SLC, but anyway.

02:11:08 ◼   ► Like it's great that it hasn't A15,

02:11:10 ◼   ► but if you could have made it $99 with a thread radiator

02:11:13 ◼   ► with an A14, that would have been a better product.

02:11:15 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think I agree with you.

02:11:16 ◼   ► - Yeah, but that being said, you know,

02:11:19 ◼   ► with the exception of the small one lacking the thread,

02:11:22 ◼   ► Overall, this looks like an even better update

02:11:25 ◼   ► than the iPad update today, honestly.

02:11:27 ◼   ► In terms of like-- - No, it's absolutely.

02:11:28 ◼   ► Like this, if you ignore the low-end Apple TV

02:11:31 ◼   ► and just look at the high-end one, it is just a pure win.

02:11:33 ◼   ► Everything about it is better than the old one.

02:11:35 ◼   ► Significantly better SoC, no fan, smaller, lighter,

02:11:38 ◼   ► less power, some new features like HDR10, better WiFi.

02:11:42 ◼   ► It is a spec bump and also a form factor slight revision.

02:11:46 ◼   ► Again, form factor doesn't really matter

02:11:47 ◼   ► for something that sits on your TV

02:11:48 ◼   ► and you don't touch it or whatever,

02:11:49 ◼   ► But in the aspects that do matter, size, heat,

02:11:53 ◼   ► but they improved on all that.

02:11:55 ◼   ► So good job Apple TV, another pretty good revision

02:11:58 ◼   ► that suckers like me will just continue to buy

02:12:00 ◼   ► until you stop making it.

02:12:01 ◼   ► - Yep, yep, I agree.

02:12:03 ◼   ► I really, really like my Apple TV.

02:12:05 ◼   ► And now that I'm all in on the Apple TV

02:12:07 ◼   ► by way of not having really any other thing

02:12:10 ◼   ► connected to the TV other than the Switch,

02:12:12 ◼   ► and did we talk about, I actually dug out the Wii recently,

02:12:14 ◼   ► I don't remember if we talked about that.

02:12:16 ◼   ► But anyway, the only thing that we do for TV watching

02:12:19 ◼   ► is the Apple TV. And I can totally make arguments that it's overkill, it's silly, it's expensive,

02:12:24 ◼   ► et cetera, but I really like it. I really do think TV OS has its problems, but all in

02:12:30 ◼   ► all, I really, really like it. It's really nice to have our cable television coming through

02:12:34 ◼   ► the Apple TV. John, I'm not asking you to agree. I know that you love your TiVo. That's

02:12:38 ◼   ► fine. That's fine. But for me, I really, really like the combination of channels for live

02:12:44 ◼   ► stuff and DVR, Plex for anything that we want to watch that's kind of like our long-term

02:12:50 ◼   ► storage and then stuff like Disney+ or whatever else.

02:12:54 ◼   ► The Apple TV apps for all these things tend to be very, very good.

02:12:57 ◼   ► And I just really, really like having this as my TV setup.

02:13:01 ◼   ► And basically, any TV that has an internet connection, like any television that has an

02:13:08 ◼   ► Apple TV with an internet connection connected to it, it's no different than being at home,

02:13:12 ◼   ► which is so awesome.

02:13:13 ◼   ► I can watch my cable TV anywhere.

02:13:15 ◼   ► I can watch my Plex anywhere.

02:13:17 ◼   ► I can watch Disney Plus anywhere.

02:13:19 ◼   ► It's just so nice.

02:13:21 ◼   ► It's such a small little box,

02:13:23 ◼   ► and it's an internal power supply.

02:13:24 ◼   ► You don't have to worry about a stupid brick or anything.

02:13:26 ◼   ► I really, really love it,

02:13:28 ◼   ► and that's why I take it traveling

02:13:30 ◼   ► is because it is so nice not only for times

02:13:33 ◼   ► when the kids wanna watch a little TV,

02:13:35 ◼   ► they can do it themselves,

02:13:37 ◼   ► but then when I wanna watch a little TV

02:13:39 ◼   ► at the end of the day,

02:13:40 ◼   ► then it's all my stuff right there.

02:13:42 ◼   ► So I really love the Apple TV a lot,

02:13:44 ◼   ► and I Insta-bought one of these

02:13:47 ◼   ► just because why wouldn't I?

02:13:48 ◼   ► Marco, did you say, I'm sorry, did I miss it,

02:13:49 ◼   ► did you say if you bought one of these?

02:13:51 ◼   ► - I did not, but it's only because

02:13:54 ◼   ► I think all the Apple TVs that we regularly use

02:13:57 ◼   ► are currently like the last 4K model

02:13:59 ◼   ► that was just replaced, and so they're fine.

02:14:01 ◼   ► Like, you know, whenever they stop working,

02:14:04 ◼   ► then I'll replace them with this,

02:14:06 ◼   ► but I don't have any immediate needs.

02:14:08 ◼   ► - Yeah, you know, if it wasn't for me

02:14:10 ◼   ► wanting to do the trickle-down

02:14:11 ◼   ► like Jon and I were both talking about.

02:14:12 ◼   ► I don't know that I would have bought it,

02:14:13 ◼   ► but because I had a quote unquote need to trickle down,

02:14:17 ◼   ► that's why I did it, but I'm totally with you.

02:14:20 ◼   ► I'm not sure that there's that much to gain.

02:14:21 ◼   ► - But you have Samsung TVs, aren't you?

02:14:22 ◼   ► Do you have any Samsung TVs that support HDR 10 plus?

02:14:26 ◼   ► Maybe yours are all too old for that.

02:14:27 ◼   ► - Mine, well it doesn't, I mean they're just the frame TVs

02:14:30 ◼   ► and therefore I don't even think,

02:14:32 ◼   ► I don't even think the panel is capable

02:14:33 ◼   ► of high dynamic range anything.

02:14:35 ◼   ► Like they're terrible panels, they're terrible TVs.

02:14:38 ◼   ► Nobody should buy them.

02:14:40 ◼   ► - You don't need this Apple TV then.

02:14:41 ◼   ► - No, I really don't.

02:14:43 ◼   ► Now on the OLED I have back in Westchester

02:14:45 ◼   ► that's burned in with the Minecraft HUD,

02:14:48 ◼   ► that could probably use it.

02:14:50 ◼   ► - Does that support, but I think it might support

02:14:51 ◼   ► Dolby Vision though.

02:14:52 ◼   ► - It is, yeah.

02:14:53 ◼   ► I already had HDR throughout the Apple TV through that.

02:14:55 ◼   ► - Yeah, all right.

02:14:57 ◼   ► - Cool, well that was a long episode.

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02:15:23 ◼   ► ♪ They didn't even mean to begin ♪

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02:16:19 ◼   ► - All right, so I have a quick story.

02:16:22 ◼   ► It's a little bit of a sad story, I guess,

02:16:23 ◼   ► to offset my delightful story from last week

02:16:28 ◼   ► about my Sonos stuff.

02:16:30 ◼   ► I got ripped off on Amazon.

02:16:32 ◼   ► This is such an odd story.

02:16:33 ◼   ► Maybe this is something that everyone knew about but me.

02:16:37 ◼   ► So I have for a long time been looking at,

02:16:40 ◼   ► and I think it was Marco that brought this to my attention,

02:16:42 ◼   ► the Lenovo ThinkVision M14.

02:16:45 ◼   ► - It sure was.

02:16:46 ◼   ► - Okay, so it's a little,

02:16:47 ◼   ► I mean, I've never actually seen one in person,

02:16:49 ◼   ► so jump in when you're ready, Marco,

02:16:50 ◼   ► but it's a little 1080p 14-inch monitor

02:16:54 ◼   ► that you can power and give data to just over USB-C.

02:16:58 ◼   ► Is that a fair summary?

02:16:59 ◼   ► - That is correct, and it's great for portable things,

02:17:02 ◼   ► is really what it's made for.

02:17:04 ◼   ► We use it as like a monitor so that Tiff and Adam

02:17:08 ◼   ► can see what I can see.

02:17:10 ◼   ► So it just mirrors my laptop screen during our streaming

02:17:12 ◼   ► so they can see themselves in the webcams

02:17:14 ◼   ► and the chat and everything else.

02:17:16 ◼   ► - So I have had my eye on this for a while.

02:17:19 ◼   ► It currently is on Amazon for 260 bucks.

02:17:22 ◼   ► And I'm not trying to say that's an unreasonable price

02:17:25 ◼   ► for this thing, but I didn't want to pay that much.

02:17:28 ◼   ► So I think I had on CamelCamelCamel a price watch for it.

02:17:32 ◼   ► and it dropped to something like 200 bucks.

02:17:34 ◼   ► I could look it up, but it doesn't really matter.

02:17:36 ◼   ► It dropped enough that I was like,

02:17:37 ◼   ► "Oh, oh, oh, okay, now's the time, again.

02:17:40 ◼   ► "It's happening, Duck If."

02:17:41 ◼   ► And so I went ahead and bought it,

02:17:44 ◼   ► and this was like a month ago now,

02:17:46 ◼   ► but we hadn't had a chance to talk about it.

02:17:47 ◼   ► So I bought it, and I bought it,

02:17:49 ◼   ► it was one of those third-party sellers

02:17:51 ◼   ► that's selling on Amazon or whatever.

02:17:53 ◼   ► And so I bought it, and that was that.

02:17:54 ◼   ► And they sent me a tracking number,

02:17:57 ◼   ► and that was all well and good.

02:17:59 ◼   ► And I watched it march across the country

02:18:02 ◼   ► California to my town and so, and I don't actually live in Richmond proper, I live in one of the suburbs,

02:18:09 ◼   ► so the town name is a little different, but we'll just say it was Richmond for the sake of this

02:18:13 ◼   ► discussion, and so I'm watching it march from California to Richmond and then one day, the day

02:18:17 ◼   ► it was due to be delivered, I had I think Parcel, which is my preferred delivery tracking app,

02:18:25 ◼   ► I had Parcel open, and it did its periodic check to say,

02:18:30 ◼   ► "Okay, what's new? What's updated?"

02:18:32 ◼   ► And it said, "Oh, it's been delivered."

02:18:34 ◼   ► That's odd, because I knew it was coming via the post office.

02:18:37 ◼   ► And my office in my house has a view of the front of the house,

02:18:42 ◼   ► and I can very clearly see the road,

02:18:44 ◼   ► and I can see our mailbox.

02:18:46 ◼   ► And I had been in the office for the last several hours,

02:18:49 ◼   ► and I hadn't seen the mail truck go through.

02:18:52 ◼   ► So, okay.

02:18:54 ◼   ► And I thought, "Well, my father-in-law was a postal carrier for a long, long, long time,

02:18:59 ◼   ► and I've talked to him about things like this, and he said that other postal carriers will sometimes

02:19:03 ◼   ► scan things before they've actually been delivered or whatever." So I thought, "Okay, well, I'll just

02:19:06 ◼   ► wait, and surely it'll show up in just a few minutes." And sure enough, like half an hour later,

02:19:10 ◼   ► the postal worker came by and dropped off our mail. So I went running downstairs to collect my treat,

02:19:14 ◼   ► and there was nothing there. So that's weird, okay? So I reached out to the post office and was—oh,

02:19:22 ◼   ► - Oh no, I'm sorry, I waited a day,

02:19:23 ◼   ► because a lot of times things will just get a little

02:19:27 ◼   ► gunked up, especially in these unprecedented times.

02:19:29 ◼   ► - Especially with the post office.

02:19:30 ◼   ► They play a little fast and loose

02:19:32 ◼   ► with the shipping statuses.

02:19:34 ◼   ► - Exactly. - Tracking statuses.

02:19:35 ◼   ► - Do you guys have that feature where you can see

02:19:37 ◼   ► a photo of your mail before it's delivered to your house?

02:19:39 ◼   ► - Yes, yes. - No.

02:19:41 ◼   ► - Oh, you've not heard of this, what is it?

02:19:42 ◼   ► Shoot, it's informed delivery, I think.

02:19:45 ◼   ► You should definitely do this.

02:19:47 ◼   ► It's an American.

02:19:48 ◼   ► - I don't have mail delivery to my house.

02:19:49 ◼   ► - I mean, they probably send you the picture

02:19:51 ◼   ► a day after you get the mail where you live.

02:19:53 ◼   ► - That's probably true.

02:19:55 ◼   ► But anyway, so I don't recall, that's a good question,

02:19:58 ◼   ► I know what you're driving at,

02:19:59 ◼   ► I don't recall if it had anything in form delivery.

02:20:01 ◼   ► I don't think it did.

02:20:04 ◼   ► But I knew from parcel, or parcels or whatever it's called,

02:20:06 ◼   ► I'll put a link in the show notes,

02:20:08 ◼   ► that it was due to be delivered that day.

02:20:10 ◼   ► So I wait, I see the truck pass by, it's not there,

02:20:12 ◼   ► I wait another day, collect the mail, nothing there.

02:20:15 ◼   ► So I'm like, okay, I reach out to the post office,

02:20:18 ◼   ► and I fill out a little form,

02:20:19 ◼   ► and I expect that form to go to Dev null.

02:20:21 ◼   ► but I say, "Oh, this thing says it's delivered.

02:20:23 ◼   ► "Here's the tracking number.

02:20:24 ◼   ► "It never showed up.

02:20:25 ◼   ► "Do you happen to know what's going on?"

02:20:27 ◼   ► Sure enough, I got a call pretty early the next morning,

02:20:29 ◼   ► which I'm stunned by and I'm very thankful for.

02:20:32 ◼   ► And I forget exactly how the conversation went against,

02:20:35 ◼   ► again, this was like a month ago,

02:20:36 ◼   ► but I got on the phone and was like,

02:20:37 ◼   ► "Hey, you know, this is the situation.

02:20:38 ◼   ► "Yeah, I totally hear you.

02:20:39 ◼   ► "We delivered something, but it wasn't to you."

02:20:43 ◼   ► Sorry, what? - What? (laughs)

02:20:45 ◼   ► - We delivered something here in Richmond,

02:20:48 ◼   ► but it definitely wasn't to your address.

02:20:51 ◼   ► and it matches that tracking number.

02:20:53 ◼   ► What?

02:20:54 ◼   ► Did you buy something on Amazon or something like that?

02:20:58 ◼   ► Yeah.

02:21:00 ◼   ► Oh yeah, you totally got scammed.

02:21:02 ◼   ► What? (laughing)

02:21:05 ◼   ► Wait, so hold on.

02:21:06 ◼   ► You're saying something got delivered to Richmond,

02:21:09 ◼   ► but not to me.

02:21:11 ◼   ► Yeah, this happens all the time.

02:21:12 ◼   ► This is not unusual.

02:21:13 ◼   ► It totally was delivered to somebody else.

02:21:16 ◼   ► Wait, but.

02:21:17 ◼   ► - What?

02:21:19 ◼   ► I basically like blue screened, right?

02:21:21 ◼   ► Okay, so hold on.

02:21:22 ◼   ► How much did this thing weigh that got delivered?

02:21:25 ◼   ► Can you tell me that?

02:21:26 ◼   ► Like I know you probably can't tell me where it went

02:21:27 ◼   ► or whatever, that's fine,

02:21:28 ◼   ► but can you tell me how much it weighed?

02:21:30 ◼   ► Let me look.

02:21:32 ◼   ► 10 ounces.

02:21:33 ◼   ► I have not held one of these monitors, Marco,

02:21:35 ◼   ► but I have to assume that it weighs at least a pound.

02:21:38 ◼   ► And a pound, last I looked, is 16 ounces.

02:21:40 ◼   ► So I'm pretty sure whatever was delivered

02:21:44 ◼   ► was not one of these Lenovo ThinkVision M14s.

02:21:47 ◼   ► - It is pretty lightweight,

02:21:48 ◼   ► but it's not that lightweight.

02:21:49 ◼   ► And also, if I recall, it had a good deal of packaging.

02:21:52 ◼   ► It comes with a sleeve.

02:21:53 ◼   ► It comes with a whole bunch of stuff.

02:21:55 ◼   ► - Exactly.

02:21:56 ◼   ► So apparently it was delivered somewhere.

02:21:59 ◼   ► So at this point I'm like, okay, that's really fishy.

02:22:03 ◼   ► So I go back to Amazon and I look at, okay,

02:22:06 ◼   ► who the F sold this to me?

02:22:08 ◼   ► And it was sold by Alex Smart LLC,

02:22:11 ◼   ► which, okay, I've never heard of it, but that's fine.

02:22:14 ◼   ► and I will put a link to Alex Mart LLC

02:22:18 ◼   ► in the show notes on Amazon.

02:22:21 ◼   ► And sure enough, as I'm looking through the feedback

02:22:24 ◼   ► for Alex Mart LLC, it says package never delivered, one star.

02:22:29 ◼   ► I never got it, one star.

02:22:30 ◼   ► This is a scam, one star.

02:22:32 ◼   ► This is BS, one star.

02:22:33 ◼   ► And this goes for like two, three, four pages.

02:22:35 ◼   ► I looked at it, I'm looking at it right now,

02:22:37 ◼   ► right at this very moment.

02:22:39 ◼   ► 0% positive reviews in the last 12 months, 115 ratings.

02:22:44 ◼   ► Oh my God. Cool. So apparently this is a thing where they take your money,

02:22:50 ◼   ► they ship something to somewhere in your town so that as far as you're concerned,

02:22:57 ◼   ► Oh, sorry, the post office screwed up. They must,

02:22:59 ◼   ► it must be the post office cause something went from California or wherever to

02:23:03 ◼   ► Richmond, but it just didn't show up in my doorstep.

02:23:06 ◼   ► It must have been the post office. Well, that's BS because the post office,

02:23:11 ◼   ► I mean, maybe the post office was lying to me, but I really don't think so, especially when she said 10 ounces.

02:23:16 ◼   ► And at this point, I don't believe I disclosed what it was. I just asked how heavy was the thing?

02:23:20 ◼   ► She said 10 ounces and I was like, well, there's no way a computer monitor was 10 ounces.

02:23:24 ◼   ► So I got on the horn with Amazon via their chat, and I was like, hey, this never got delivered.

02:23:30 ◼   ► Oh, well, you have to wait until the end of your delivery window,

02:23:34 ◼   ► which was in like three, it was probably like now, even though this was a month ago.

02:23:37 ◼   ► And at that point you can request a refund. And I'm like, no.

02:23:41 ◼   ► No, no this clearly I mean I've spoken to the post office. They said it was a scam that this is not gonna work for me

02:23:46 ◼   ► Okay, fine. Here's what we can do. We'll refund you now

02:23:49 ◼   ► But if you do get that monitor, we expect you to send it back. Okay, sure fine

02:23:53 ◼   ► If I somehow by miracle get this thing

02:23:55 ◼   ► I promise I pinky swear I will send it back and sure enough Amazon refunded my money and as far as I am concerned

02:24:02 ◼   ► Everything is fine now, but never in the almost 20 years at this point that I've been using Amazon

02:24:09 ◼   ► Have I ever had to work like you've had to worry about buying counterfeit like apples like, you know power supplies

02:24:15 ◼   ► You know what I'm saying? Like power bricks and things like that. Like that was known to be ripe for gross

02:24:20 ◼   ► You know white labeled stuff or I'm sorry, that's probably not kosher

02:24:24 ◼   ► But you know whatever it is where they rebrand they they make some garbage and they make it look like an Apple thing and then

02:24:29 ◼   ► You get it and you're like, oh, this is totally not an out first party thing

02:24:32 ◼   ► Well, I've known to look at that

02:24:33 ◼   ► I've never known that these sellers would swoop in create what appeared to be a valid listing and

02:24:39 ◼   ► "Send garbage to your own town and then take away your money."

02:24:44 ◼   ► Like, this is, again, maybe this is a thing that I should have known about,

02:24:48 ◼   ► but I was not aware of this at all.

02:24:50 ◼   ► Have you guys heard of this, or am I the only one that's in the dark?

02:24:53 ◼   ► - I haven't heard of this particular scam, but Amazon is indeed filled with scam attempts.

02:25:00 ◼   ► And I think we've been lucky that, you know, like, the amount of stuff that I order from Amazon,

02:25:06 ◼   ► I've been lucky that I haven't really been scammed

02:25:08 ◼   ► as far as I know, at least I can remember,

02:25:10 ◼   ► you know, in any major way.

02:25:11 ◼   ► But, you know, they make it very easy

02:25:15 ◼   ► for people to register as sellers.

02:25:18 ◼   ► They make it very easy to blend, you know,

02:25:21 ◼   ► your listings in with everyone else's listings,

02:25:23 ◼   ► and they make it very difficult when you're buying

02:25:25 ◼   ► to see, you know, who you're buying from

02:25:28 ◼   ► unless you look really carefully.

02:25:30 ◼   ► And it's really easy to not look at the tiny little text

02:25:33 ◼   ► that says who it's sold from and just assume

02:25:35 ◼   ► when you're buying a major brand,

02:25:37 ◼   ► products from a major website that's gonna come

02:25:39 ◼   ► from that website or whatever.

02:25:41 ◼   ► Amazon's design is intentionally, I think,

02:25:44 ◼   ► set to blur everything together into one giant soup

02:25:48 ◼   ► and to make it very difficult to be very diligent

02:25:52 ◼   ► about who you're buying from and when.

02:25:54 ◼   ► - This sounds like an improvement on the old scam

02:25:56 ◼   ► where they would ship you a brick or something,

02:25:58 ◼   ► 'cause now they don't even ship you the brick.

02:26:00 ◼   ► - Right, it's so true.

02:26:01 ◼   ► - 'Cause you know that 10 ounce thing that they're sending

02:26:03 ◼   ► is like a bunch of tissue paper that they send

02:26:06 ◼   ► to a random PO box or something.

02:26:09 ◼   ► And whoever got it is either-- it's some sort of non-thing

02:26:14 ◼   ► just to show a package transfer, but 10 ounces,

02:26:16 ◼   ► that's just all packaging.

02:26:18 ◼   ► There's nothing actually in that.

02:26:19 ◼   ► And then you don't have anything on your end.

02:26:21 ◼   ► GT in the chat room is talking about a scan

02:26:24 ◼   ► with experience where ordered expensive 4 terabyte SSDs

02:26:29 ◼   ► and got an empty box with nothing in it.

02:26:32 ◼   ► No signs of tampering, just an empty box,

02:26:34 ◼   ► and so complained to Amazon.

02:26:35 ◼   ► And they said there was nothing we could do about it,

02:26:37 ◼   ► you need to file a claim.

02:26:37 ◼   ► So this person filed a claim and the claim got rejected.

02:26:40 ◼   ► So then this person did what most people do,

02:26:42 ◼   ► is just tell the credit card company

02:26:43 ◼   ► to reverse the charges, right?

02:26:45 ◼   ► 'Cause credit cards are usually good about, you know,

02:26:46 ◼   ► not paying when you feel like you got scammed.

02:26:48 ◼   ► And Amazon responding by locking this person's account.

02:26:51 ◼   ► - Oh, neat.

02:26:52 ◼   ► - So the account they've had for 20 plus years,

02:26:54 ◼   ► they lost access to all of their Kindle and audio books

02:26:57 ◼   ► and music and stuff like that,

02:26:58 ◼   ► because Amazon gets angry when you reverse the charges

02:27:00 ◼   ► on an expensive purchase apparently.

02:27:02 ◼   ► But yeah, I feel like if you order something

02:27:04 ◼   ► and you get an empty box and it's completely sealed,

02:27:07 ◼   ► empty box, and I go, "Oh, sorry, nothing we can do about it."

02:27:09 ◼   ► Like, I mean, this Alex Smart page that you were gonna put

02:27:12 ◼   ► the link into it, you should check that URL

02:27:14 ◼   ► 'cause I was getting a weird error

02:27:15 ◼   ► when I was trying to open it.

02:27:16 ◼   ► Anyway, it says, "About the seller,

02:27:18 ◼   ► Alex Smart LLC is committed to providing each customer

02:27:21 ◼   ► with the highest standard of customer service."

02:27:23 ◼   ► And again, it is 99% negative ratings, 1% neutral.

02:27:28 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:27:29 ◼   ► Lifetime, lifetime for this vendor.

02:27:31 ◼   ► [beeping]

02:27:33 ◼   ► [ Silence ]