52: A Little Bit Of Dancing On Their Grave
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Oh man, so I took a vaca- you know, took most of August, or a bit of August, or I don't know, all of August off.
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and lots happened. It's kind of anti-traditional for August.
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So you've probably talked, I have to admit I'm a little bit behind on the ATP, so I mean
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you've probably talked about some of this stuff, but people like to hear about it over
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and over again. Steve Ballmer, out at Microsoft.
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That's true. Did you not talk about this in your last show?
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I believe no.
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No, because it didn't happen then?
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I guess not.
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Yeah, it didn't happen.
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Yeah, no, we did talk about it.
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That's how long ago it's been since I've recorded
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an episode of the talk show.
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Yeah, I hadn't realized there had been a gap.
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Maybe I'm caught up.
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Who was your last guest?
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It was MG Siegler.
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We talked about Amazon.
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No, I heard that one.
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Yeah, I heard that one.
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That was the last one, I guess.
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Wow, you did take a break.
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And in fact, the Siegler one I recorded before I took off.
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And it was held, I think, a week.
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It's possible. It's possible. I actually...
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It's all a little blurry, but it's possible that
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Balmer announced his retirement before the episode came out, but I don't think so.
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I think the episode came out like on Wednesday and then Balmer's announcement was Friday.
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That was the week. But the episode was recorded like the Friday before.
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Yeah, so not surprising, right? I mean...
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No, I don't think so. I think it was a little overdue. I think some of the reaction to it has been
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a little surprising. I think some of the defense of Vollmer as CEO, it surprises me a little
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Well, it's like backlash, backlash. So you get the story is he's out, and then it's like,
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"Well, good riddance, he needed to go." That's the main story. And then the backlash story
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is, "Oh, he wasn't as bad as you thought he was." And now we're going to do the backlash,
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backlash, which is, "No, really, he was pretty bad." And it just oscillates back and forth
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until it finally settles on the central thing. We'll get there eventually.
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that. Yeah, I mean, you were posting on your side that he was kicked out and that people
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freaked out about that because you're really just speculating, but I don't think it really
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matters at this point. It was clear what his job was when he took over for Bill Gates,
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and he hasn't pulled it off, and it's time for a change, right? And it seems like, again,
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reading the tea leaves, it doesn't seem like that he graciously stepped aside to allow
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someone else to have a crack at it. It's not his personality. That's not the type of guy
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he is. So what's the only way to get rid of him? The only way to get rid of him is to
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kick him out, right? He's not going to leave on his own. You're going to wait for him to
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die. He's going to live to be a thousand, powered by his anger or whatever. So yeah,
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you got to get rid of him.
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And I think, you know, there were a couple of people who wrote about it. I forget who
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had the good piece, like what it would look like when a board forces a CEO out. And some
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of the tells are that there's no named successor, you know, that if this was orderly, there'd
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be a named, you know, somebody ready to go, you know, that there's, you know, if this
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was part of a plan, well, there wouldn't be a, you know, we need 12 months to name somebody.
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And the interviews with them, like, you know, the things you're supposed to say when if
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you're stepping down, you say all and he wasn't saying those things, like, he couldn't even
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like they were asking questions like, what made you decide to leave that he's got to
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make some crap up, he's like, "I didn't decide to leave."
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It seems like it could have got much worse.
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It could be adversarial and they're all trash talking to each other.
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He eventually was convinced that he's a company man.
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He's not going to go out and burn bridges and say, "Microsoft is doomed there.
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Not going to have Steve Ballmer to kick around anymore."
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He went out as graciously as you can imagine, but again, I don't think he wanted to go.
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He thought he could still pull it off.
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I think the thing that was keeping him there for such a long time is that he was there
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from the beginning. And he was, I'm assuming, Bill Gates' friend. And all those things,
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all those intangibles kept him there for longer than he should have been.
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My one question that I have that I didn't really know the answer to when we were talking
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about ATP is the transformation into along functional lines and the sort of amplification
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of Microsoft, was that his idea? And then it was like his last gasp and then they kicked
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him out or was that sort of something that the board wanted to happen and he was allowed
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to make it seem like it was his idea on his way out?
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My guess is that it was the latter, that it was Balmer's thing, because I can't imagine
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that they would institute something. And it seems like a true – if it is as they've
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described it. It's a true company-wide reorganization along functional lines,
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which is not the way Microsoft has ever operated. I mean, and it's a true
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transformation of the company. I can't see why they would do they, the board,
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would do that if they knew they were gonna bring in somebody new and they
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didn't have someone specific in mind. But on the other hand, why would you let him,
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if you know you want to get rid of him, they must have known it before. It's not
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like this was the last straw. Like, that's another theory that like they're like,
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"Okay, well, let's see what he has," and then let him announce and put into motion this
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plan to totally transform his company and then kick him out?
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This plan was a surprise to the board, I would imagine, right?
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Why let some guy do something?
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That was one of the theories in ATP, is like, "Did he announce this?"
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Then the board was like, "Okay, that's it.
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This guy's nuts.
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He's going to destroy the company.
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He's got to go out."
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That seems unlikely to me because this type of transformation, you'd get him out before
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he implements the plan.
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We'd hear about, "Oh, he was going to transform the company, but he got kicked out."
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So it's kind of weird.
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My question is, is this transformation still going on right now?
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Are parts of the company reorganizing?
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Are they continuing a pace to implement this transformation plan despite the fact that
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it was the idea of the guy they're kicking out?
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Does the plan survive him because it wasn't just him?
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They really thought this was a good idea.
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They just didn't think he was the guy to lead it.
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It's a good question.
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I hadn't really thought about it, but it is interesting.
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it was along the lines of Ballmer goes to the board with his plan to do this
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and the board is like maybe unsettled about his future and they're like hmm
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you know and they know they know there's a bad smell about the place you know
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that that that they're they're big thing windows is in decline and it doesn't
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seem like their next big things like mobile are gaining any traction at all
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They know there's it's it's at the point now where even the Microsoft optimists have got to see that there's problems in the near future for the company
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But at he says alright, I'm gonna do this
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And they're like, okay, and then it's like in the weeks after that there, you know, you know what maybe you know
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We got to get we got to we got to push this guy out
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And that's not the way you want that to go though
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Like that's another another fumbled seems like by the board or like you'd want to go and like and well
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Well, I mean, this sounds like, "Oh, who really cares?
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Who really cares if he was kicked out or he left or whatever?"
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It's all you'll find out in the tell-all books 10 years from now or whatever.
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But it makes a difference for the future of the company because I guess we will find out
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when the new CEO comes in, if his first order of business is to undo that entire plan, we'll
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know that that plan was clearly, it was Balmer's thing and the new guy is reversing.
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He says, "No, this is actually how we want to do things."
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But if the new CEO comes in and just tweaks the plan and says, "Okay, now I'm going to
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But it's not really what we're going to do.
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It's how we're going to be organized.
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So it could be that the organization survives him, and it's just that the new CEO says,
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"Now we're going to make toasters or something."
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And that would still be a radical shift.
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Because the new guy could come in and just immediately undo this plan and say, "Yeah,
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we're not going to do that.
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We're going to do something different.
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In fact, we're going to reorganize in a hub and spoke pattern.
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I'm in the hub," or whatever.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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There's a line here.
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is the the internal email that Balmer sent to the company on the day of his
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the announcement. Second and third sentences to me are the ones that are
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almost that this is as close as ever gonna tell to the fact that he was kind
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of pushed or actually pushed. He says there's never a perfect time for this
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type of transition but now is the right time. My original thoughts on timing
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would have had my retirement happened in the middle of our transformation to a
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a devices and services company focused on empowering customers and the activities they
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value most. That, my original thoughts, that to me is translate as I would have stayed,
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Yeah, he's choking it down. Like, I mean, that's the one break in that I read that thing.
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That's the one break from his, like, you know, corporate veneer of, like, he's not going
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to bad math now. He's not going to trash the company. He loves Microsoft, right? He wants
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see them succeed so he can't he's not going to go down in flames but he also can't help
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like that little bit leaks out and I bet he regrets that I bet see it's a my original
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thought because that totally makes it clear it's like oh all right and I'm in the interviewer
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like if you're interviewing you'd feel bad at that moment right yeah you know I do kind
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of you know I mean I there's a lot of I told you so in the fact that I've seen to me it's
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been very clear for years that the guys you know been making profound mistakes of judgment
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But I don't hold any personal animosity against him.
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And I think it is very clear.
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I don't see how anybody, whether you
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have been a fan of the guy of the company's products
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or whatever or not, the opposite,
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I don't see how anybody could deny that the guy has put
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his life into the company.
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I mean, he is truly the company's man company man
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for Microsoft.
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Yeah, I think I would have personal animosity towards him
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if I was a big Microsoft fan and enthusiast.
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Because I would feel like he was steering
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ship into the iceberg over the past decade and just not, you know, I would be screaming
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and yelling for, you know, it's like when you scream and yell at the manager to pull
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a picture, right, because you're a fan of the team, right? You have personal hatred
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towards that guy. I see I'm gonna put all the baseball analogies for you. You know,
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but if you don't care, you're like, "Yeah, I'm gonna..." You know, because he did do,
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like, the things he did was he sort of took the businesses that he knew how to be successful
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because they work the same as they used to work and continued to, you know, sort of build those
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and, you know, didn't fumble the ball on those. He just was unable to break into any new businesses
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with Microsoft in a successful fashion. I also think there's a profound irony in the fact that
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his dad was an executive in fat Ford in Detroit. And, you know, he grew up as a in a car company.
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And that, you know, apparently, you know, it's still to this day, you know, has driven nothing
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but cars from the Ford Motor Company. I think it was Ford. I don't think it was GM. I'm almost sure
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Balmer's dad was Ford. But regardless, his father's generation of Detroit car
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executives were the generation that that ran the Detroit companies into real
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problems when a disruptive new class of cars came about in the 70s. And that his
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read bombers reaction to the disruptive technologies of the last 1015 20 years
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cars is, you know, in broad strokes very similar to Detroit's where they kind of just stuck
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with their old, you know, in broad strokes. Again, broad strokes. Let's just make big
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gas guzzling cars and let's just laugh off the threat from smaller, cheaper Japanese
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Now, the idea of him only driving Ford cars despite being like a multi-billionaire because
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his father was a Ford man.
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It clicked together in my mind with Melinda Gates forbidding--
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was it her forbidding her children to have iPods?
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That attitude, not that--
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I'm taking Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer,
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like the one, two at Microsoft.
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And you can't say this pervades the entire company.
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But that attitude of like--
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and it's kind of like being a company man.
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You're Bill Gates' children.
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You're not going to have iPods.
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And Steve Ballmer, his father is saying, you're my son.
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I don't know if his father is saying this,
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He's doing it out of loyalty to his followers, and I'm only going to buy Ford's, despite
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the fact that I can have any car in the world, right?
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Compare this to Steve Jobs coming to Apple and continuing to use a ThinkPad because he
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can run Next Step on it.
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He's not going to run their friggin' classic Mac OS with the platinum windows and all this
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crap because it's not good enough for him, right?
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That whole idea of towing the line, being a company man, like it's a loyalty type thing,
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versus ruthlessly using what you think is the best product no matter what and trying like sort of being aspirational like you would hope that Steve
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Ballmer will be driving, you know, a Ferrari or BMW or Mercedes or something to give him a taste for what amazing products can be like
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And to aspire to make not that he has to make all his products expensive a Ferrari
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But like that type of that attitude to me is alien that that I'm only gonna drive forwards because my father
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I mean maybe he's fine if you can only afford Fords and it's like, you know picking Ford Chevy or Honda
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whatever, fine, stick with Fords. But it's just so crazy to me, that type of attitude,
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you know, from the Gates children not having iPods and just Steve Ballmer only driving
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Fords. That highlights, I think, the difference between Apple and Microsoft.
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Yeah. And, you know, like a Lincoln is made by Ford and is a higher quality car than,
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you know, like a Ford Escort or something like that. But point taken, I totally agree.
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I don't think Ballmer would fit in a Ferrari, by the way.
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They are very accommodating if you have enough money.
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They'll move the seat back.
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I don't know.
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I've never tried to sit in one.
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I've heard that they're pretty difficult for even – I don't even know if you or I would
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fit very well in a Ferrari.
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Italians all fit in Ferraris.
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Well, Italians are very – well, typically very short men.
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There goes the Italian audience.
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I haven't seen a lot of speculation yet on who Microsoft might replace Balmer with.
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And it seems, this seems like a fun game to play.
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Yeah, I've heard a lot, I mean there's a lot of fun suggestions that you know aren't realistic.
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The favorite one is that, I think Marco was the one I saw, I said this first, but many
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people have as well, like, "Scott Forestall's available here."
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Not that he would ever, seems like, want to run Microsoft, ever.
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But that's a fun one to think about.
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- Yeah, let's take it seriously.
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I've definitely seen that one on Twitter.
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I saw that from five minutes after,
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when I first saw the announcement that Ballmer was out.
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- I don't think, I mean, I certainly cannot claim,
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I've met Forstall once,
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but I did have a nice conversation with him.
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Or maybe, and I've said hi to him at events
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a few times after that.
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But can't claim that I know him.
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but what I know of him, I can't imagine that he would want the job.
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Yeah, well think about this. Who would want the job?
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It's a good question to ask when you throw anybody's name out.
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Because it's the type of position where
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at this point in Microsoft's history, almost anybody
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who would claim to want the job is probably not the right guy for the job.
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Because if you want the job, it's like you know you have a lot on your plate,
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right? And you know it's going to be super difficult to
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to turn this big ship around.
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But you also know that no matter how bad a job you do,
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you're gonna be filthy stinking rich
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and be extremely powerful for the time
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you're in the position.
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So there's a whole class of terrible,
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sort of aspiring C-level executives
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from Fortune 500 companies who would jump at the chance
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to further take Microsoft down the tubes
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because you would make a lot of money
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and you would be powerful and you would be in the press
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and you would be interviewed in all these magazines,
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you know what I mean?
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And so for all the wrong reasons,
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If you're motivated by all the wrong things, yeah, those people want the position.
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But that's not who Microsoft wants.
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Microsoft wants someone who loves the company, who believes they can do better, and who's
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going to do something amazing and radical.
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And that's tough to find that person, the person who's motivated by all the right things
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but is also capable of it.
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I would say with Forstall, I would bet everything that we have not heard the last from Scott
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is that the terms of his departure from Apple were that he got a boatload of
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money. I mean like maybe literally like an entire boatload of money. And the
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terms were now you go away and you remain completely quiet for 12 months or
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18 months or something you know somewhere around there. I think maybe it
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was 12 months. So whenever that when was that it was last November when it was
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announced. I wouldn't be surprised if you first see his name even just in an
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interview or something come December but I think it was a 12-month period where
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he is not allowed to say anything in public whatsoever he's not allowed to
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tweet he is not allowed to I mean even like tweet a picture of like flower
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can't do it complete radio silence for 12 months not allowed to work anywhere
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not allowed to do anything and then after that you know it's probably some
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kind of standard list of non competes for some period of time yeah that's how
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long he needs to start gathering his future employees and his new company
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anyway, right?
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But look what other similarly having been successful people
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who left Apple, even if they left on better terms than him
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There's Tony Fidell, the guy who led the original iPod team,
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went on to make the Nest thermostat.
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And he didn't leave on that much better terms than Forrestal
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when you think about it.
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I think maybe it was a little better, but not much.
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I mean, certainly he wasn't-- well, both of them
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had been named by various random quote, unquote,
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analyst is like potentially future people who could run the company but I
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forced all I think people took more seriously as that as a possibility but
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both of them believe they were kind of could have been in that you know your
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career path and then both booted out yeah but yeah but that like forced all I
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think has is a me gonna aim higher than a nest level thing yeah but it the point
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though is that it's a new company founded by Fidel in you know it exactly
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as he wants it. Bertrand. Now, we don't know exactly what he's working on yet at that mystery
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startup, some kind of... They've got like a slogan or something, but it's a new company
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that he's working on down in San Jose somewhere secretly. Obviously, he could go almost anywhere
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he wanted to if... The guy has an unbelievable record, but made a new company.
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Well, yeah, so I think those are two very different things.
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Because think about this.
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Bertrand, I think, would have no problem if his company makes something amazing selling
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the company back to Apple.
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That's very true.
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Whereas Forstall, at this point in his career, wants to be the Steve Jobs of whatever he
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And Steve Jobs, you know, I mean, Steve Jobs did sell next back to Apple, but it was a
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long time coming, and that was not his first choice, right?
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ever coming back to Apple is after some sort of decade-long disastrous drought?
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No, I mean, you know, I mean, is it possible? It certainly doesn't seem possible right now, but...
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Right, and after Tim Cook dies in a private jet accident or something.
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Well, you know, if we get to the year 2022 and Apple has had, you know, their stock's been flat
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ever since 2011 and they're losing money and the iPhone, you know, is no longer a viable platform,
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etc, etc, who knows? But I mean it would take, you know, like Apple back to where they were
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in 1997 sort of disaster for Forstall to come back. And like a complete execution of the
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entire current executive staff. So no, I don't think Scott Forstall has any interest in the
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Microsoft job.
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Yeah, I mean, I think he wants to do his own thing. I mean, at the very least, you have
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you'd have to give someone like him time to go off, try to do your own thing and decide
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if they didn't like it, or fail once or twice or something like that.
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If they're smart, they'll court him.
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Like if they're smart, they're going to at least make the call, make the offer, talk
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to him about it, find out what the deal is, but I think he will rebuff them.
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So that's why people don't take it seriously.
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It seems so unlikely because I've never even spoken to him, but from what I can tell him,
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he doesn't seem like the type of person who's just interested in being the CEO of something
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or just interested in being powerful.
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And he also seems like the kind of person who would turn up his nose at Microsoft for
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the same reason that all Apple snobs turn up their nose at Microsoft, right?
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I don't think that their technology is appealing to him.
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You know, that the whole technology stack they have in place, I don't know that he'd
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be – he'd have any interest in.
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But that is – it certainly is an interesting what if.
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But I don't think it's going to happen.
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I don't think it's feasible.
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So here's one.
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How about Jeff Bezos?
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Bezos however you want to say it. What could they possibly say that would make him
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Interested. I mean he's already got a massive
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You know massive corporation that's entirely built in his own image
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Yeah, but the other thing about him is though he he strikes me as a person who is able to see
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Seemingly unconnected things can be worked together worked together for mutual benefit
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Like he's the guy who took the company that was selling books on the internet
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and decided to build a storage service and like, you know, and EC2 for cloud
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computing and stuff.
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And yeah, some of that is because, well, okay, we need something like that for it
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to run our own servers, but, but reselling it and deciding to make tablet computers
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and like an E Ink reader, like, and, and, you know, it's not that farfetched, but.
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If you were the CEO of a company selling books on the internet, those are not your
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first, like it, the things Amazon has done seem like if you, if you were
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told me in like 1995 or whenever Amazon started, fast forward a couple of years and Amazon's
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going to have this and this and this. You're like, "What? Why would they have that? It
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doesn't even make sense. It doesn't even seem like it's in the same business." So what could
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he do owning both Amazon and Microsoft? How could those two things work together? And
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I can think of lots of ways those two things could work together to make Amazon and Microsoft
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Well, what do you say, though, that he'd be like where Jobs was the CEO of Pixar and Apple,
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he'd be the CEO of both Amazon and Microsoft?
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Oh, yeah. No, yes, that he would be the CEO of both. That they would not pull him away.
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Yes, exactly.
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I can see if Bezos said I'd be interested, I can certainly see why Microsoft would want
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to listen to him. I can't see why Bezos would want to do it. I can't see why he would even
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spend 30 seconds thinking about it.
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Yeah, because it has the smell factor of like, you know, Amazon is the – if not on the
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ascent, then it's a survivor and it's doing well and people like it and stuff. And Microsoft
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seen as being on the downslope, and I don't think he really feels the need. He wants to
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rescue Microsoft.
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Like, one thing he clearly has at Amazon, and you know, I've spoken and written a bit
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about Amazon in the last month or so, but I mean, and there's a lot of dispute from
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from more financial-minded people that I've got it all, you know, I've got Amazon all
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wrong. But one thing I don't think anybody could deny is that Bezos has effectively carte
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Blanche from his investors and Mike and and the board. He doesn't really have to
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answer to anybody and the board and Amazon investors are very happy with
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what he's doing. Whereas that big problem with Microsoft right now is that
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investors are very unhappy with them. There was a story just today that a what
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do you call it a activist investor group has successfully gotten a new member of
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of the board at Microsoft, which is, according to the Wall Street Journal, almost unprecedented
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for a company their size. You know, that investors are very unhappy. And that it's the investors
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being unhappy that seemingly has gotten the board agitated. And now, you know, it's the
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board that made the move to do this. You know, he's not--there's a lot of people to answer
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to there. I mean, I guess you could theoretically get a contract written that says, you know,
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you're going to have to, you know, get off my back and I don't have to run ideas by you.
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going to make me the CEO and I get to do whatever I want.
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But it doesn't really work like that.
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That's like the worst thing that could happen to a company like Microsoft in this situation
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is to have suddenly the board sort of get emergency powers or whatever.
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To have the future of the company be decided by a committee, even if that committee is
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only a handful of people, that is the worst possible thing.
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The reason it worked at Apple is because Jobs came in and the board, I don't know if he
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Shuffled through the border replacing people whatever but like it was a hundred percent backing of him
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They just rubber-stamped what he did like him and he talked to them and he got advice or whatever
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But it was not as if they were like, okay Steve
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But we're really watching you and maybe they were but like it was not
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You can't run the company by committee it you when you have a company situation Microsoft is in you need like strong
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Decisive leadership that also happens to be correct. Yeah jobs almost
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I mean I might be getting this slightly wrong and there might be
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Maybe one or two board members who he kept on, like maybe Bill Campbell was already on
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But he, you know, but he's was friends, personal friends with Steve Jobs.
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So it's not surprising that he did.
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Or maybe, but I might be wrong, maybe even Bill Campbell was somebody who Jobs brought
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on after he came back in 97.
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But he effectively got most of the existing Apple board to commit seppuku, you know, even
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longtime members like what's his name Mark Mark Kula, the guy who is like the third or
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fourth founder of Apple, like the big investor. I mean, no surprise there since he was one
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of the guys who forced Jobs out in '86. But when the board got Jobs to come back, they
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more or less, part of the deal was, "And all of you have to sit step down. Or at least
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all of you have to submit a resignation, and I'll pick which ones of you stay."
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Yeah, I was saying on ATP that the advantage that Apple and Jobs had was that Apple was
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in way worse shape than Microsoft.
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It's so much easier to do the radical scary thing when it's your only choice.
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Like, "Look, we're going to go bankrupt otherwise."
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So then, how about the whole board steps down with a Steve Jobs takeover and he populates
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the board with his friends and does whatever the hell he wants.
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You're like, "Well, we're going to be out of business if we know to do something, and
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so that sounds good."
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And the board stepping aside, they probably thought they were leaving a sinking ship,
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the people who didn't have faith in Jobs or whatever.
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The fact that the board was populated with people who were just going to more or less
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give thumbs up to whatever Steve did, let him execute his plan over the years that he
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was with the company in his second reign.
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If Microsoft board suddenly like, "Oh, shareholders are pissed off and they're putting a guy on
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the board and the board is like, I don't know, but the board doesn't know what the hell to
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Those people have no idea of how to fix Microsoft.
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None of those people, if elevated to CEO, could fix the company.
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As far as we know, it seems very unlikely.
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They've been overseeing the Baltimore reign and just kind of going, "Mm-hmm," and hemming
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Like, you do not want rule by committee.
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You want something exciting and radical.
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And you probably also need to be willing to take Microsoft down further to bring it up.
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So like, pick businesses that, you know, not that you have to go by the Steve Jobs playbook,
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but when he came in, he cleaned house in an already dying company, canceling projects
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left and right.
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You have to decide what do you want Microsoft to be, and everything that's not totally concentrating
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on achieving that gold, you ditch.
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You don't put it into maintenance mode.
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You don't say, well, they're going to get less updates
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or whatever.
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You just say, we've got to cut it off.
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And at this point in Microsoft's history,
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you can't do that because each one of those businesses,
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it's worth-- maybe not percentage-wise a lot,
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but in real money, it's worth a lot.
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And then the boards are going to be like, whoa, what are you
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And our revenue is going to go down, and you can't do this,
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and I'm not going to give you-- Microsoft
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doesn't have a year or two years to reboot a bunch of things.
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And they're in a tough situation.
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And I feel like it would be better
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if their business was failing monetarily. Unfortunately, it's not.
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Right. To draw an analogy, clearly it's hard to get everyone to act on climate change based on
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evidence that we may be seeing trouble ahead. Whereas it would be a lot easier to get everybody
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on board if Manhattan were under 20 feet of water. Yep.
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Right? And you can say, "Well, then it's too late." But that's where Apple was in '97.
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Apple in 97 was you know Manhattan's got 20 feet of water
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Yeah entire ground floor of every building in Manhattan is underwater and well jobs thing Steve Jobs decision was Manhattan has lost screw Manhattan
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We start building a new city inland, right and you're not allowed to use gasoline anymore, right?
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Right, and you know and that's you know, nobody was gonna nobody would have gone for that, you know, three four years earlier
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When they should have maybe
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So I will and I'll just say one more thing before I take the first sponsor break
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There is one person who's currently on the Microsoft board who could conceivably take over as CEO. I
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Have no ideas on the Microsoft board so well Bill Gates. Oh no forget that. Yeah
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No, I've heard that one as well. But like he's someone who did leave
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On his own terms, right?
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Tote, you know he decided when he was gonna leave he decided who the successor was gonna be
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he took like a year to walk out the door and
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He is totally the wrong person. I think even if he wanted to do it because
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Well, I don't know maybe not totally the wrong person he he missed the internet thing
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But he did turn the company around in time to I mean time to crush Netscape using illegal tactics
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I mean like it like I don't know if that's who you want running the show
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But he is definitely of the old Microsoft mindset like I don't I don't know if that mindset that mindset served him
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well in the environment that he was in at that time.
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And I don't know if he has the--
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even if he wanted to, had the mindset and the skills
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to succeed in the current market.
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Because he oversaw a lot of the--
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wasn't he still the CEO when they were doing the--
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well, he's certainly for the pen computing, and the tablet,
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and the speech recognition.
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And I think for a little bit of the smartphone stuff
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that they were doing, he was there in all those fields,
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doing crappy things before everyone else
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was doing anything.
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Those were there for the taking, and he didn't take them,
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And he missed them.
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He miscalculated.
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He had to spend all his money on R&D and all these different research projects.
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And every year at CES, he would be up there telling you, in the future, we're going to
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be like blah, blah, blah, blah.
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And then he would never ship it.
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And then he walked out the door.
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So I don't think he is the guy you want anyway.
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And I don't think there's a chance in hell that he's coming back.
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I don't think so either.
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But it would be a credible choice in the eyes of at least a significant -- certainly, I think,
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the business world would be seen as a credible choice and would be seen as a credible choice
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in some portion of the tech world.
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Yeah, it would get a thumbs up from everybody.
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Well, not everybody.
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Like the stock market, well, most, I think the stock market would like it.
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I think the board would like it and they would say, "Oh, it would be just like Steve Jobs
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coming back to Apple.
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Here comes Bill Gates."
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It's the one with the best optics because anybody else you bring is either going to
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be an unknown and that's like bad, it makes people nervous.
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Or like best case, like so they get Scott Forstall or whatever, people are like nervous
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then, right?
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And so Bill Gates is like, "It's a devil you know."
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And he's the one who made like, that is their best choice if you want the highest ratio
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of positive to negative stories and the best reaction of the stock price.
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But long term, I don't think it's their best bet.
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I don't think so either because the question you have to ask is, what would Bill Gates
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have done differently if he had stayed on as CEO for the past, what, 12 years instead
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of taking the chairmanship and having Balmer take over, what would he have done differently?
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And I don't know that the answer is much at all.
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He strikes me as being more ruthless and Machiavellian than Balmer in that he just wants to win the
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game, whether it's a board game or the game of companies, and he will do whatever it takes
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to win the game, which is sort of why he was able to crush Netscape and why he was willing
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to turn the whole company around with the internet tidal wave memo and all that other
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But I think it takes more than that, but that is at least showing a little bit more scrap
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and fight than Balmer has shown, where Balmer has kind of been tepidly trying to move in
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the right direction, but Gates would just be like up at night thinking about how can
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I outmaneuver these companies?
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Who are my competitors and how can I defeat them?
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And that fire, I don't know if that fire has gone in him now or if it's still there,
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but if he was in charge, I feel like Microsoft would have done more bold things than they
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did under Balmer.
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And it does seem true that he was more hands-on, maybe significantly more hands-on in product
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development than Balmer ever was.
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That major software products went before Bill Gates for review, and certainly without the
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level of taste, which we should get back to because I think it's a fundamental failing
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of Balmer and Microsoft's culture as a whole.
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But in terms of being strongly opinionated and by his word alone, you've got to go back
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to the drawing board. Bill Gates had that, and I don't know that Gates ever really involved
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himself at that level.
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A bomber, you mean?
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Yeah, no, Gates was a nerd, and he was a programmer, and he wanted to hear stuff. And bomber was
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like NBA type, right? He can't tell you... I mean, there's that famous tale from Spolsky's
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things on his site about coming to them about some calendaring function in Excel and having
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Ballmer quizzed him on like leap year and leap second and crazy edge cases about dates
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and stuff that he brushed up on before he came to the meeting, and then having to have
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answers for him. And that's not happening with Ballmer. I mean, not that you're saying
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you don't have to be an engineer to be CEO. I mean, Tim Cook's not an engineer either.
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But that was Gates' type attitude. And because it was a tech company and because he was a
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tech nerd, he failed to do that. But even just the thing where Gates would go away for
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like a week or two every year to do like his thinking time with his books and everything,
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like that's when he came back with the internet title wave memo. Just like I've read about
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I've been reading about this internet, I've been keeping up with it, and I've decided
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it's a big deal now.
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He was always going away and coming back with ideas like that, and he was usually right
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about the areas they had to be in.
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It's just that then they executed poorly and made crappy products, and that gets back
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to the taste thing of like, he knew that they should be into tablet computing and pen computing
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and speech recognition and mobile.
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Just the products they created there were not good enough, didn't break far enough
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with the past, and he just couldn't get it done.
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One of my favorite Bill Gates stories is from Andy Hertzfeld's folklore website and what
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was the book version, Revolution in the Valley, where the first time, I think it was Andy's
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story, but the first time he showed Bill Gates a Macintosh, this was before it was released
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and Microsoft, they were trying to get Microsoft on board as an app developer. The thing that
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he caught onto was the mouse pointer animation, which was terrific and was the sort of thing
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like to get it to animate without like trails and lagginess. And Gates accused them of cheating,
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that it was somehow like a hardware cheat, that there was something that was in the hardware
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just to get the mouse pointer to animate as well as it did on 1980, you know, probably
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then 1983 hardware.
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And then he grilled Hertzfeld on how they were doing it.
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But he caught on to a little detail like that
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and knew that there must be some-- either they were cheating
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or it was genius, that it was working as well as it did.
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Yeah, I believe that scene was dramatized
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with varying degrees of accuracy in the Pirates of Silicon Valley
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terrible TV movie, ways back.
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But yeah, Andy's recollection of it
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is I would take that as more accurate than the thing
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Noah Wiley, but that's what you get when you show something to an engineer.
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And I think this is unfair to Bill Gates, but he's kind of the...
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What's that guy's name from Amadeus who wasn't Amadeus?
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Was that his name?
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Well, anyway, have you seen the movie Amadeus?
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A long time ago.
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So Amadeus is Mozart.
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He's amazingly talented.
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And there's his contemporary guy who is sort of Mozart's competitor, but is smart enough
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to realize that Mozart is a genius and is so pissed that he's never going to be that
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And that Mozart gets...
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And so Bill Gates was smart enough to see the Mac and immediately notice that cursor
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and be technical enough to ask, you know, to grill them, "I got to find out how you
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And it's like every time he would see Apple do something, he'd be like, "Look, you know,
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Microsoft is bigger than Apple.
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I'm better than Apple.
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I'm richer than all the people at Apple.
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I'm the richest man in the world.
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I have my software on every desktop.
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But damn those Apple people when they do this crap.
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He's got Apple envy.
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Bill Gates had Apple envy.
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He was smart enough to have Apple envy.
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And when he talks about Steve Jobs after his death and everything like that, I believe
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that the admiration he talks about with Steve Jobs is not BS sort of business people who
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got to say nice things about my contemporary competitors.
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I believe he really did admire and respect Steve Jobs and envied a lot of the products
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that Apple and Steve Jobs were able to make.
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And that's to Bill Gates' credit that he did that, and it just pissed him off.
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Why can't we make things that nice?
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Why aren't our things that nice?
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Like he could he had just enough taste to be able to know that the cursor movement on
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the Macintosh is way better than the cursor movement on that they've been able to do with
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their you know attempts to do similar types of thing and he could see it and he pissed
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them off and he had to know how it was done.
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It was the same reason why so much of everything you drug on the original Mac was an outline
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just a little bit because it was hard to to make things animate like that and there was
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kind of trick that probably Hertzfeld didn't even come up with it was probably
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what's his name the quick-draw guy Bill Atkinson yeah Atkinson but it was some
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and had something to do with the fact that it was exactly 16 by 16 pixels and
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they couldn't do use the same trick to make say live animation of a whole
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window or even a whole icon but for a 16 by 16 square they could do it on then on
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that hardware. Yeah, I think it says everything about Gates that he like latched onto it immediately.
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Let me take a break and we'll get back to I think we should get back to the taste issue
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My only problem with them is I have trouble
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pronouncing their name. I want to say black bays, which is probably a website you don't
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want to go to. That's true. I don't even know what that would mean. So I really think that
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part of you know, bombers come up and is that the man has no taste. And whatever lack of
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taste Bill Gates had, I think bomber is worse. And I keep pointing to I've pointed to it
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for years. I've pointed to it for years as proof that they should have fired him years
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ago. The infamous interview he gave when the iPhone was first announced when he laughed
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at it on camera and said, you know, a $600 phone with no keyboard? You've got to be kidding
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me and just laughed and laughed and laughed. I've pointed to that for years as proof that
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this guy, you know, was not asleep at the switch and was the wrong guy for the job.
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And the point that the people--every time I link to it, I get e-mail from people saying,
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"Well, what do you expect him to say? That's not proof of anything. He's the CEO of a rival
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company. He can't say good things about the iPhone." But that's the point. He didn't just
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not say good things about the iPhone. He laughed at it. There's a video you can look at now
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and it looks horrendous in hindsight.
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It's not just him pooh-poohing the iPhone
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or saying, you know, pointing out one bad thing about it,
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like the price.
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The original 2007 iPhone, which they
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tried to sell unsubsidized, was very expensive.
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$600 iPhone was not going to take over the market.
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So he could have just said, look, it's too expensive,
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and then talk up whatever the best Windows mobile phones were
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of the time.
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There is a way to play that on camera that stuck to a Windows mobile-centric line, but
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which didn't dismiss the iPhone or didn't mock the iPhone, I should say.
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Well, I don't think he really believed that.
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I don't think he looked at the iPhone and thought, "Holy shit, we're fucked."
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Well, he wouldn't...
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I don't think he understood the depth of the problem, but it's kind of like a Cold War
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era mentality where as soon as the US does anything, the Soviet Union would be like,
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"Our fighter jets are ten times, our pilots are ten times better than theirs are, and
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we have more tanks and you will never..."
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It's propaganda.
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As soon as the iPhone comes out, again, he's a company man.
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He's going to say, "Windows Mobile," and he would pull out the stats about, "We sell this
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many phones and we've been doing this for this long, and look at this thing, and it's
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It's terrible in every possible way.
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It's propaganda against the enemy.
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And that is his first instinct.
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And the problem with having that be your first instinct as CEO, to have that reaction, I
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think it's disingenuous or whatever.
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But eventually you start to convince yourself.
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Because if you keep saying those things, I think eventually because he doesn't want to
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believe that this thing is better as everyone says it is, because that pisses him off, he
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saying these things and eventually starts to believe them more than he should.
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But I don't think, no matter how much he convinced himself, I don't think he ever really believed
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all the things he was saying about how terrible the iPhone is.
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I think he went back to the people on his team and said, "Why aren't iPhones like this?
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At the very least, just simply saying, "Why doesn't the press say the same things about
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the latest version of Windows Mobile that they're saying about this?"
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You know what I mean?
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Because he's going to go back and yell at his people and ask why that's the problem,
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even if he doesn't understand why.
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And the taste thing, like when we say they have bad taste, like what we kind of mean
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is they don't have the same taste as us or the same taste as Apple.
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Because he does have a form of taste, but his taste runs towards things that don't make
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for a successful consumer product, right?
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So it's not like he has no taste.
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He has a taste and a design aesthetic, you know, as embodied in, I don't know, what can
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you look at to figure it out?
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As embodied in the product, the way he managed Microsoft, as embodied in his wardrobe, his
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transportation choices. Like he has some taste, it's just different than the taste that we
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have. And at this point, you say, "Well, so what? Your taste is just different. Apple's
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taste is just different." But I think Apple at this point has vindicated in showing it.
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Or even just saying, there's a sameness to saying, "What was Sony's taste like when they
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were the king of the consumer electronics sale? What does Apple's taste like?" There
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is a through line between those companies, and it is not like the taste of Microsoft
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or Steve Ballmer. So it's the incorrect taste to have if you want to be in this type of business.
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Glenn: Sony, when they were on top, had a very distinctive taste. I liked it. It was usually black,
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like black devices. And when they weren't, they would go in almost radical directions,
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like the waterproof Walkman that were bright yellow.
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No, Sony's still like that.
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I continue to be amazed that Sony, they've fallen so low, right?
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But they still have some designers and they're doing interesting things.
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Look at the design of the PlayStation 2, for instance.
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It was very futuristic and impressive.
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And the PlayStation 3 did look like a George Foreman grill, but always everything you do
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is interesting in terms of design.
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Unfortunately, the rest of the things that the company does is not probably doing that
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And now they're like a movie studio and all sorts of other entanglements and messed up things
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but design wise there is there are some good designers still at Sony and
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They do make things that sort of capture the imagination more than like compare the original Xbox
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Which is also black plastic, right?
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I like it's like oh just like a ps2 but that like if you can't tell the difference between the original Xbox and the ps2
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In terms of design like there's your problem, right?
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If you can't detect that difference like well, they're both plastic
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They both have the black plastic, they have slats in them.
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Damn, they look about the same.
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One's obviously bigger than the other, but you know, ignoring the size difference, like
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there's a huge difference design-wise between those two things.
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Yeah, and I would say the controllers too.
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I mean, and I know that controllers are – it's almost like we're going to get into how
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clicky your keyboard should be, but – and I'm not a gamer, but I've just thought
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just at like a snap judgment level that PlayStation controllers have always looked very appealing
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to me, and Xbox ones, for example, not so much.
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Yeah, unfortunately when it comes to controllers or things you're going to hold in your hand,
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how it looks like, that's when Sony's failing there. And Apple's failing to many degrees.
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Think of the hockey puck mouse or even the current Magic Mouse, which I feel like is
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too low. If you have a visual design aesthetic and you want things to look just so, that
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is exactly the wrong instinct to indulge when you're making something that fits inside someone's
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And that they're not supposed to look at while they're using.
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Right. I mean, Sony does make, they did make their controllers beautiful and symmetrical
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with conical sections for the little things that you hold, but that's not what shape people's
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hands are in.
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And so it looks like a nice piece of art, but it's not great to hold.
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Whereas Microsoft, in the other direction, said, "We're selling to 30-year-old guys.
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Make the controller bigger.
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Make it bubblous and strange."
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And yeah, it's an ugly thing, but I think the Xbox controller is actually a more successful
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controller than the PlayStation controller.
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But yeah, looking at the two of them, one of them looks like a hamburger, and the other
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one looks like a sleek, futuristic thing.
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Yeah, I totally agree with that.
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Here's another bit of taste.
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Remember the – this is back in September 2010 when Windows Phone 7 was released to
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manufacturing and they held a funeral parade on Microsoft's campus for the BlackBerry
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Like, compare that to Apple, which had a funeral for its own operating system, Mac OS 9.
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That's very true.
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They had a coffin on stage, and it was for their own product that they were crossing.
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Not that Apple hasn't beyond propaganda.
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They do the start your photocopiers and trashing Windows or whatever.
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But that's, I mean, in all cases, that always seems kind of unseemly.
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If you're the underdog, sometimes you need that to motivate the troops.
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When Apple was the underdog, that's when it worked, and then they started to become the
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That's when it became a little bit distasteful.
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But at that point, Microsoft had this momentum of being the big dog, and it's kind of unseemly
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for them to be trashing the other competitors.
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But that just fits into the Cold War mentality and the propaganda.
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It's like, "Oh, everything we do is 100% better than them.
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Everything they do is terrible.
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We are the best.
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We're going to win."
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And that's not helpful.
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That type of propaganda doesn't motivate the troops, because they know it's not true
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just as much as you know or should know that it's not true.
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There's a measured rational response that will let the people in your company know that
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you understand what is better about those other products and you're still behind, you
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still believe your company can best them, but now you know what you have to do.
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And that is not communicated by just blind, rah-rah cheerleading for everything that your
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company does.
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And I think it's kind of dispiriting if you're the troops, if you can't believe everything
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that your leader says, right?
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I mean, I think everybody at Microsoft knew that Windows Phone 7, no matter how well it
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did and no matter how good it was, and it was certainly a lot better than everything
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Microsoft had done in mobile before, but it wasn't going to kill the iPhone.
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I don't think there was anybody there who believed it, maybe except for Ballmer.
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They could have had that meeting if they had Windows Phone 7 series, Phone 7, you know,
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a year before the iPhone, right?
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Because then it really would have been like, wow, where the hell did this come from?
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it was so much better than what they had before. They were justifiably proud of it, but again,
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they overshoot. And the thing about burying RIM, I think that was their one good call,
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because I think everyone at that point could – anyone with a brain could see that RIM
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was in serious trouble. So that was actually a good call on their part.
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I think everybody in the computer industry could see it, because I think what everybody
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could see – and that was the whole basis of the big "Why I thought RIM was screwed"
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thing in 2008 – was simply from the basis of, look, we call them smartphones, but they're
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not phones. They're little tiny personal computers that happen to have cell phone networking.
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And RIM has no experience making computers. They make little messaging devices. They're
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screwed because they can't make computers. And they eventually realized that when they
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bought, what do you call it, the QNX? Yeah, yeah, the QNX, which was, you know, got them
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in the game with a, you know, by all measures, you know, say what you want about the BlackBerry
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OS, but the QNX core underneath is super well regarded. It's the real deal. But it was way
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too little too late. And I think that's clear. Even Microsoft could see, hey, these things
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are all little computers now. RIM's out of the game.
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Yeah. Which one were they burying? They were at a half-uneral for RIM. Who else?
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It was BlackBerry and iPhone.
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Oh, and iPhone. No, they didn't even put...
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That's the two they lumped together.
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The reason they probably didn't mention Nokia is the same reason everyone thought Nokia
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was invincible because you look at the sales number and you're like, "Well, Nokia sells
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like a hodgillion phones every year."
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So we're not even going to talk about that because obviously nobody can touch Nokia and
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they'll be on top forever.
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That's the business sense of not realizing that what they're selling are feature phones,
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dumb phones.
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Well, and I wouldn't be surprised.
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I forget when Steven Elop took over as Nokia CEO, which is certainly when it became much
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more likely that they would license Windows as an operating system. But I wouldn't be
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surprised if they already had Nokia, you know, on the list of lined up, we'd like them to
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make Windows Phone seven, they, you know, the big thing, the big similarity between
00:55:41
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rim and Apple was that they were the two companies that built the whole kit, you know, the hardware
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and the OS, you know, the companies they couldn't afford to mock where anybody who was a potential
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OEM for Windows. Yeah, that's probably true. But yeah, but yeah, you're right. Like, if
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company should know that some other company having a huge head start on the software ecosystem
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is a big problem, it should have been Microsoft, because that was such a key factor in their
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success with the PC, getting the apps, getting all this.
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By that point, the App Star had moved along and had enough momentum that, you're right,
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nobody in Microsoft believed, even the people cheering the audience believed in their heart
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of hearts that Windows Phone 7 was going to sweep the iPhone off the table anytime soon.
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And best case, they're thinking, boy, three years from now, we may be tied with them in
00:56:32
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terms of developer support and number of apps.
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And that's best case scenario.
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I think anybody at Microsoft, even at Ballmer, anybody who should have been the CEO of Microsoft,
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should have been able to realize immediately the day of the iPhone being unveiled on stage
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at Macworld in January 2007 that, wow, we've been caught flat-footed, and we need to start
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I mean, right now, immediate emergency meeting, we've got to we've got to think about how
00:57:01
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we're going to catch up to this, just by looking at what Apple showed on the first day with
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the iPhone. But even if you didn't have the taste to recognize that the moment where everybody
00:57:13
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at Microsoft should have had that, you know, this is an emergency meeting would have been
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a year later when the App Store was announced and response was so incredibly strong from
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such a diverse array of developers.
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Yeah, no, like, I can forgive them for not believing or not wanting to believe day of
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announcement and because it was so different. The iPhone was so different that there was
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a good chance like if you didn't if you didn't understand like what they were showing there,
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there's like, this seems kind of weird could go either way, right. And I would say like
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A year later, that's way too late.
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I would say the time when you should have that meeting if you didn't have it immediately,
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because I think it makes sense not to have it immediately.
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Wait and see.
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Let's see what's going to happen here.
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The time to have that meeting is once any of the C-level executives at Microsoft or
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anybody is able to go to the store, buy an iPhone, bring it home, and play with it, then
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you damn well better have that meeting because you're like, "Uh-oh.
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We've got a problem here," because you play with that phone and you realize, "I don't
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want to go back to my other phone."
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The iPhone was a compelling product once you had it in your hands, and that's when you
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need to have that meeting because the proof is in the
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product, right? $600 or no, if you play around with that thing,
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you know, on day one, the original iPhone and don't
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realize, Oh, damn, I cannot go back to my Windows mobile phone
00:58:27
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after this, we need to have a meeting. That's, that's the
00:58:30
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That's a good point. And because it was it was it was a product
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that was as good as the demos claimed it was.
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And you can't be sure of that. Like they put up on screen like
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Yeah, like, oh, Microsoft does that. Right? You can't you can't
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tell until we didn't all know either. We seemed amazing. We
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trust we had faith in Apple, but until you get that thing in your hand, you're not sure,
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because it was so weird and different, and it's like, is that even going to work?
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But yeah, the proof is in the product.
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Microsoft had to know by the time they all had iPhones.
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Maybe the fact that Microsoft has a history of sort of sham demos, maybe that actually
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set them back six months, because they just, you know, much like RIM's famous response
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where they actually had a meeting the week after the iPhone came out and came away with
00:59:14
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the conclusion that Apple had faked the whole thing because it wasn't possible, you know,
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maybe Microsoft had a similar reaction.
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Yeah, but it's the type of, you know, Cold War analogy again. So they watch the demo,
00:59:26
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right? And they go down to their phone team and they say, "We just saw this iPhone demo.
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We're not sure if that's going to fly or if it's BS or we don't know, but, you know, what
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do you think of it, head of Windows Mobile?" And Windows Mobile says, "Our phones are strong.
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We don't have to worry. Strong Windows Mobile." You know, because that's what they have to
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As a company man down the chain of command, you never tell your superior,
00:59:47
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"We're screwed in the thing we've been working on for these past few years.
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This does not hold a candle to what they have and we need to regroup."
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Your initial reaction is always, "Don't worry, everything's fine."
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Because that's how you got your job, that's how you keep your job.
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You always just say, "No, everything's great. We're great.
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Our phones are the best."
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Because that's the company line.
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And just if everyone keeps repeating that to themselves
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while having a sinking feeling in the pit of their stomach, that's bad.
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I completely agree. I think you had a good point too about the developer support. And
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one thing that I think should have been terrifying to Microsoft and that because like you said,
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if any company understands the value of having third party developers support for your platform,
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it's them. The scariest thing was that Apple almost literally
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didn't do any work to get that support. They actually worked
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against it. And we're telling developers at the beginning,
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we're not even going to let you write apps for this. And third
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party developers were like, please let us write apps. And
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they said, No, you can write little web apps. No. And then
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they were like, please let us write apps. And then like within
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And then a month of the thing coming out, Craig Hockenberry and Lucas Newman figured
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out how to write apps around Apple's back with no actual support, no SDK.
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Lucas Newman had the, what was it, the Lights Out game and--
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Yeah, that was like when the iPhone was announced.
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That was the-- and it's amazing to me that Apple, for all its foresight, doesn't see
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these things, or at least Steve Jobs did initially.
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I think it was Macworld, right, when it was announced?
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- Yeah, it was January Macworld.
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- So at Macworld, you and Cable Sasser did a podcast
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in the Macworld fishbowl or whatever you were,
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talking about, of course, talking about the iPhone.
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And I wasn't there, but I did a,
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the one video I've ever posted on our stack,
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I did a little video, and my video was not
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of how awesome the iPhone is or anything.
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My video was about the fact that every single person
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at Macworld, in our circle of people
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who are like Mac developers who saw that phone said
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the same thing that I quoted from Cable Sasser
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from your podcast and interview, which is like,
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can we write apps for this phone?
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Because that would be awesome.
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I'm paraphrasing, but I think I got it almost exactly.
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That was the story.
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Macworld was like, we see this phone, this phone is amazing.
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Everyone wants, like immediately,
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not like a month later, a year later, thinking about apps.
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Like as soon as all the tech nerds saw that phone,
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they're like, I want my apps to be on that phone.
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I want to write apps.
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That was the day of the announcement.
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He was saying that.
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And that, you know, and that's the video I have was like the song "Dance With Me" because
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everyone's just like, "Yes, you, me, phone, we together make beautiful apps, right?
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We don't even know how to make apps.
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We don't know anything about this thing.
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We don't know what makes a good iPhone app, but we know we want to be there and we want
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to write apps."
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There's a template to Apple's keynote presentations.
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And you can almost see, well, not like a literal keynote template, but there probably is for
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that too, but a form that they typically follow.
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one of them often is for a new thing, they'll say, "Here's ten things we want
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you to know about it," and I'll go through the ten. But you can also see then how
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that maybe they started with 40 things, and they say, "Here's the 40 things we
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might want to talk about. What are the ten that'll be the best to talk about in
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the thing?" And I'm sure that, you know, it's a weeks long, we could do these ten,
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you could do these, you could do this. They pick the ten, they rehearse the ten,
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they have them ready to go. And then there's often a slide where they'll show
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Like they never had Steve Jobs never said cocoa. It was just a word on a slide with like 30 other
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of fun right he said it runs OS 10 and up on that slide it said Coco and it
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What were we just talking about?
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What was the last thing?
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Microsoft, I don't know, we're probably done with Microsoft.
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There's a little bit of dancing on their grave, I feel like.
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But it's kind of a little bit unseemly to, you know, Microsoft.
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Any other names we want to toss out?
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What about Steven Sinofsky?
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What about bringing him back?
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I don't know if he knew, I don't know if he knows how to make Microsoft successful.
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I think he's a smart guy and I think he has some good ideas, but, I mean, he's not, it's not terrible.
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It's not terrible. I don't think if they brought him back. I wouldn't say that like
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It would require there to be like unbeknownst to us
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You know that before he was pushed out by Ballmer that you know the board said Tori
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Well or that you know whatever the disagreement was with Ballmer that the board agrees that
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Sinofsky's should have won that argument
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You know seems a little antisocial though like he seems like hard to get on with this in the same vein as forestall
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Yeah, but that might work better if he's the CEO.
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Yeah, it only works better if he has good ideas, though.
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I mean, he did, like...
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I don't know.
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I can't get a read on him.
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He certainly has a lot of the aspects that you want, and that he's got that quality of
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he's going to boldly do things.
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I just don't have quite enough faith that he is going to do the right things.
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And I also don't have quite enough faith to believe that he is going to bend in the way
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that you would want him to bend.
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Steve Jobs was pig-headed, stubborn, and obnoxious with the best of them.
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He defined that practically in the CEO space.
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And yet, he was able to be argued down into doing iTunes on Windows and being pissy about
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it and everything.
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But the fact that he was able to allow that to happen speaks volumes.
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If the stereotype of Steve Jobs was actually true, there's no way he would have let that
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happen and that would have been a terrible mistake.
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So I don't know if Sinofsky is the type of guy who is going to be bold and have great
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ideas and power through, but know when all the other smart people you surrounded yourself
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are arguing against you that sometimes you should give in.
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You know what I mean?
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And that, I think, is key.
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I don't know him well enough.
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I don't know.
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I was just trying to pick somebody from within Microsoft, and even though Sinofsky is no
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longer within Microsoft, I think if they named him as CEO, it would be seen sort of as an
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You know it would be a repudiate a big repudiation of balmer. Yeah, definitely
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What about the all the guys who got kicked out with the courier project didn't get kicked out?
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But like they can't courier and then that team sort of spread to the four winds who is there was Jay Allard
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Jay Jay just just the letter J. I went to school with him, so now I can't imagine somebody went to school with Ryan Microsoft
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So I'm cutting him off the list
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Yeah, like that's what I was thinking of.
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So if the vision is Microsoft is going to be remade as a consumer electronic services
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company that makes devices and hardware and software, like that's the vision which Ballmer
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articulated, that the board agrees that Microsoft should go and just sort of be kind of like
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Apple in that way.
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Pulling somebody from the side of Microsoft that was always on the consumer electronics
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thing, like the Xbox guys, like Robbie Bach was involved with Xbox, I believe, in Courier
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and all that type of stuff.
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If this is what you want Microsoft to be in the future, those guys might be someplace
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to look because that was always their passion.
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It was always to pull Microsoft in that direction.
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I mean, Jay Lard and those guys brought the plan to Bill Gates and said, "Why doesn't
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Microsoft make a game console?"
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And we're able to make that happen within Microsoft, which shows that they have some
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ability to navigate the political dangers of the company and make things happen.
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And they were doing the courier thing and got candid.
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Who knows if courier was any good or not, but their instincts are in that direction.
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So if you want Microsoft to do that, maybe those guys.
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And pulled it off without having it called Windows Game Platform Certified 2000 and without
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I mean, I guess Xbox has always, yeah, I'm almost certain it has always run with the
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Windows NT kernel and that programming games for the Xbox was always, part of the appeal
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was supposedly that it was a lot like writing Windows PC games.
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The DirectX box, DirectX was their 3D API.
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Right, but from a consumer standpoint, a branding standpoint, and a user interface standpoint,
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no legacy whatsoever.
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This is what a game platform should look like.
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People keep crapping on the Xbox, that product line in terms of, if you look over its entire
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life, I believe it has either been money neutral or losing money.
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They had huge write downs for their hardware problems with the red ring of death.
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the beginning the Xbox are really expensive to make or whatever but I
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always come back to it as that that should be held up as a Microsoft success
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financially maybe not but like they entered a very difficult market with you
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know fierce competitors an established market and were able to make a name for
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themselves that now they are always a serious contender to be number one in
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any console generation and the value of that may be diminishing but it shows
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that Microsoft like it's it's it's like Microsoft did something right they you
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you know, kind of, sort of with fumbles or whatever, but there are so many people who
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would never even think of entering that market. It's like a bunch of sharks in there, right?
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And Microsoft did it and succeeded, and I think it's to their credit.
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Yeah, and I think that, you know, it's like they could have, like one of the ways that
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come the day that the iPhone shipped in 2007 and they had the, what they should have had,
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the what the hell are we going to do moment, that that team could have proposed, you know,
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something called like the X pad and base it on the Xbox branding and say look why don't
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we make something you know a gaming type thing and we can also you know I don't know.
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They could have made a part like the portable gaming space has been a real thing for a long
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time Sony's got a portable system that you've all heard of the Game Boy right so the next
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logical step for Microsoft you know say we are now established player in the in the console
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space why don't we also make a handheld and that like is the limit of Microsoft's
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corporate tolerance for strategy tax type things.
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Like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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If there's going to be anything portable in your hands that's
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going to play Xbox games, it's going
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to be name whatever the group is that's
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working on Microsoft's current tablet computing initiative.
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And that one gets killed by the strategy tax.
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Like, are we let you do this Xbox thing
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without having Windows logo pop up and stuff like that?
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But there's no way in hell you're
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making the Microsoft Game Boy, because the phone group
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doesn't like that.
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The tablet group doesn't like that.
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And then it's a whole strategy tax thing.
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And that's why the Xbox Moment was
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kind of amazing that they were able to get that product, but like, there was that was
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like their limit. Like, look, this Xbox thing is losing money, you are in no position to
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dictate that we should make a portable. Everyone knows Nintendo has that, you know, market
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sewn up anyway, so forget it. And so they never did make the Microsoft Game Boy. And
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And it's it speaks to the credibility of the Xbox, though. And like you said, like that
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it should be seen as a long term success that it would such a thing would have had instant
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credibility.
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Yeah, no, totally. Like at this point, like if the Xbox was spun off as a separate company,
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just completely cleanly separated, people would still say, "Come, you know, the next
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generation of game consoles in, you know, eight years or something, if there is a next
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generation of game consoles," they would be talking about them as like, you know, people
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Company worth listening to.
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I'll go to the big announcement that they've scheduled for next year.
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Yes, no, totally. Like, because there are so few, I mean, it's like the personal computer
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operating system space. How many people, if you had a company now and said, "You know
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what? I'm going to get into personal computer operating systems." You're going to do what?
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That's crazy. It was like the same thing with the game console. "I'm going to make a game
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console." It's a platform. Who wants to make a platform? RIM, to its credit, made another
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platform, which was unheard of practically. They did it not in the PC space, but they
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said, "We're going to make a new platform." That is so unprecedented and so rare to happen
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it's so difficult to do. It was short lived platform. It's going down the tubes, but
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they did it. You know, you're talking about the bb 10.
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Yeah, no, like, they're, you know, they're messaging service. Like, they, it was a platform.
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And it's so hard to make those and to make them succeed.
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Even if even if only fleetingly. Yeah. Yeah.
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One last, well, any other names you want to toss out as a possible CEO?
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I don't know many executives.
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My gut feeling is it's going to be somebody and somebody I've never heard of.
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Someone from inside Microsoft, like, yeah, you just go down the corporate letter of Microsoft
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and pick for one of the 800 vice presidents and say, I mean, the thing is, there could be
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untapped talent inside Microsoft. I don't want to poo poo that either. Like, I don't know all those
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people. It might be the best case scenario for them too. It's like, you need the right guy.
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Like I you know, that's that's the key decision
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You don't we talked about the optics before of like oh
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How's this gonna look in the press and who is what does it happens gonna stock price whatever all that is gonna you just gonna
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Have to deal with whatever happens
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That you just got to find the right person at the right person is in Microsoft fine
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If they're outside Microsoft fine
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Whatever you got to do get the right person and don't worry about what's going to happen the day you announce it because that is
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Somebody who you know and and Microsoft has to be Microsoft, you know
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They can't beat that. They're never gonna win if they try to be Apple or anybody else or Google I
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Would say this I would say in mobile I would say maybe and just that maybe the last point I want to make about
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bomber and Microsoft is
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That maybe the iPhone is almost not irrelevant
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But is not the thing people should look at as the main failing of Microsoft in mobile
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I would say the two companies that show what a failure Microsoft has been in mobile are rim
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and Android, which I sort of separate from Google.
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But that RIM's long-term success, I mean the whole bread and butter of
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RIM through their heyday was in the
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corporate market. I mean it was a long time before they even became a consumer
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That, like RIM's days as a consumer success
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were pretty fleeting, but they spent, you know, a long time as a big success in IT.
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That market should have been Microsoft's.
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The fact that they let RIM become the de facto corporate mobile OS should have been seen
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as a failure very early.
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And I think that if they had somehow, if Windows Mobile, crummy as it was taste-wise, had been
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the success that RIM was all along, I think Microsoft would have had something to parlay
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off a lot sooner and they'd be in a much better position today even in the consumer market.
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That was classic low-end disruption because Microsoft had a smartphone platform, but Microsoft's
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like, "When we feel the smartphone platform, it's going to be Windows on a phone.
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It's going to be Windows CE, Windows Consumer Edition, the whole nine yards."
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Whereas BlackBerry, unconstrained by that kind of attitude of, "Well, it has to be full
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Windows," they gave you basically a pager that you could type on.
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That was really good.
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And then they ramped up from, "A pager you can type on?
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We're making Windows on a phone.
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Have you seen our thing?
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It's a friggin' smartphone.
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one megabyte of RAM and you can run these, you know, it's a stylus, right? And if we don't care
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about this pager with a keyboard and you know, it was low on disruption that pager with a keyboard
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grew smarter and bigger and better. And you know, servers were attached to it. And like,
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even when it was just a pager with the keyboard, the utility of being able to just, you know,
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tap out emails on your little pager with a keyboard thing was unbelievable. And it was
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easy to use. You know, you could, the function it was designed to use, you could use it for
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immediately. And that, that's what made Blackberry and Microsoft was too tied up and thinking we have
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have to ship you an entire PC in your hand, which they weren't ready to do yet, you know?
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Right. Yeah, because BBM is always sort of like a halfway between email and texting.
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And it was exactly, you know, it was the exact thing that the technology of the Times, it
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was like optimal for the technology of the Times.
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Targeted the people who needed to be able to basically send email from anywhere in the
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And had the money to pay for it.
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know, paid paid relatively large monthly fees. And then I say
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Android, because clearly what and you know, it's it's Android,
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not the iPhone that is now where Microsoft thought it was going
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to be, you know, an OS that OEMs make device, you know, like what
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Windows was, I mean, and you know, a lot of people pointed
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this out that in broad terms, you know, maybe the percent, you
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know, certainly the percentages of market share are different.
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But in broad terms, it's almost uncanny how much Android is to
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mobile what Windows was to PCs and iOS and the iPhone are to mobile what the Mac and
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Mac OS were to PCs.
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How can you blame Microsoft for not doing what Android did though?
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Because Microsoft must have been looking at Android and saying, "They're doing exactly
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what we do except for the part where you collect the money."
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Because they gave it away to everybody, right?
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And that works with Google's business because their business was get people on the internet,
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get them to do Google searches, collect their personal information, because they were an
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advertising company.
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But Microsoft didn't have that business model.
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And so it's like, how could you compete with Android?
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How could you out Android Android?
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You had to get there first, which Microsoft was.
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So they could have done that.
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But once Android is out the door,
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it's like, so do we subsidize this
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with our exchange licenses?
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Do we become an advertising company?
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Because it was so hard for them to go to the OEMs
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and say, you should make Windows phones.
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For a while, they could use their licensing terms
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for the Windows operating system for their PCs as leverage.
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But that starts to fade in power.
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And Google was a tough competitor,
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because they had the skills and they gave the thing away for free.
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And they subsidized it.
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I think maybe the only chance they had, and it is true, and it's part of what makes Google
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such a difficult competitor in any market it gets into because they give everything
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away and subsidize it through advertising, that they're very, very good at monetizing
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you know, in, you know, very small pennies, you know, pennies, pennies per view multiplied
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by a very large number ends up being, you know, billions of dollars. But I think Microsoft's
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opportunity was to have Windows Mobile be way better than what Android was sooner. Because
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the first few years of Android after it shipped, it was really bad. I mean, it got, it's gotten
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a lot better very quickly. But like, you know, 2009, 2010, Android was a really, really crummy
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system. And maybe there was an opportunity there where, look, you know, your competitors
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might be paying $0 to Google for Android, but you can pay us $10 for a license for Windows
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Mobile and your phone is going to look a hell of a lot better in the cell phone store.
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Yeah, and they did that for a while. They had a lot of people making Windows Mobile
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phones, and sometimes either also making Android phones
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or making Windows mobile phones instead of.
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And they'd go to the big name people, and they'd like, oh,
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you should make a Windows mobile phone,
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because you're a brand name.
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And they'll let those other random Asian manufacturers
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make Android phones.
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But it was like the product they were offering,
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it was maybe better, and it had a big Microsoft name
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and everything, but it was not better enough.
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Right, and I don't think it was.
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And for example, I mean, to me, this is the biggest tell,
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is that HTC is the perfect example.
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Because at one point HTC was by far the world's biggest Windows phone maker.
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I forget what percentage of Windows phones were HTC, but I think it was like a majority
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Like at least 50% of all Windows phones were HTC.
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Maybe a lot higher.
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And you know, clearly now it's a, I mean I don't think, I guess HTC maybe tried making
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one Windows 8 phone or something like that, but almost everything HTC sells is Android.
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The HTC is kind of like a cautionary tale, though.
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Like, this is what happens when you listen to the siren
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song of Microsoft and try to get on board with their Windows
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It distracts you.
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And by the time-- like, now they're kind of recovering,
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and they have-- the HTC One is an amazing phone that
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people feel like should be doing better than it is.
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But it's like, well, you spent all that time off
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with Microsoft.
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And while you were doing that, Samsung came
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and became the name and face of good Android phones.
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And despite the fact that you now have a great phone
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the HTC one, you know, Samsung, people associate, you know, the name Galaxy tab, the whole product,
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you know, like, as like, Damn, if we didn't spend all that time making those windows phones,
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So I wrote a big piece today based on -- it was funny.
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I didn't plan on it.
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Somebody on Twitter said the reason that I stirred up so much shit by saying that Nintendo
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should make -- I wrote like a two-line link list entry that said they should just give
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in and make iOS games when they announced the new 2DS last week. And I got so -- I got
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great feedback from it. I don't mean it in terms of you dummies shouldn't send me feedback.
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It was great. I mean, I thought -- I couldn't believe how much interesting stuff came out
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of a two-sentence piece that I wrote. But I had a lot more to say, and I wrote it today.
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I won't repeat it here. I'll assume everybody who's listened has read it. But the gist of
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it is I stand by it. I think Nintendo is screwed at least in -- maybe especially in handhelds.
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and I think that I think they should seriously consider making iOS games even if that means
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that the company is going to shrink in uncomfortable ways.
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I think you probably get a lot of crap about it for the obvious reason is that like normally
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I mean you said yourself you're not a gamer and you do write about game technology occasionally
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but most of your beat is like you know personal computers, mobile phones, stuff like that
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So the people who are inside that circle are going to say, "This guy doesn't know the history,
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doesn't have the depth of background and personal experience to comment knowingly on this topic."
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So you get crap from those people, right?
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And the flip side of that, which I'm always cognizant of, is that when you're inside that
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circle, it's very easy to have preconceived notions about what Nintendo is and how they
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have to behave and sometimes it's the people who are outside that as assuming that you
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know that they're you know smart people they can give you a view on it that you're not
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willing to accept because it goes against you know central tenets of your belief system
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from being a gamer for the past 20 years or whatever so it's always important that when
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the outside guy says something crazy maybe he's wrong because he doesn't have the background
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to know about it but on the other hand maybe you can't conceive of that possibility because
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because it just it runs counter to everything you've felt about Nintendo for the past, you
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know, 30 years of your life or whatever.
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I agree with you there. And I, you know, and I'll just say this, I if I end up being proven
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wrong and have to eat my hat on this one, I'll be happy. Like, let's say 10 years from
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now, Nintendo still has never made a game for anything but their own systems. And they
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have a successful handheld platform and it's still a successful plug into your TV platform.
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news. I would be that would be delighted. And I'm sure that would be good news for the
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gaming industry. And for people who like to play games and for fans of longtime fans of
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Nintendo's franchises. Great. I'm I will be happy to be proven wrong. I just don't think
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so. And to me, you know, the comparison and it's uncomfortable, but I do think that they're
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in a similar situation to where rim was five, six years ago, in so far as that they're unable
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to compete as computer makers with iOS and, to a lesser degree, Android.
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I think that there's a kernel of something in there that you're on the right track about,
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but in that duality, and again, I'm being very cognizant to try to think outside the
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box and not accept the accepted narrative of the game industry because I consider myself
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someone who is deeply entrenched in that world.
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But I think you are missing a lot of things
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about Nintendo here,
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and that's why you're getting a lot of crap.
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Because you're like, you're off,
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you veered off in the wrong direction.
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And the kernel of truth that you have here
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is what you're getting at.
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That like, that you see competitors
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taking the attention and time and money
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that used to be Nintendo's,
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and you're thinking, Nintendo doesn't have what it takes
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to match up with those competitors, right?
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That you see how people are playing iOS games,
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people doing this.
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Can Nintendo compete with that on those terms?
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And it's like, well, no, they can't.
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Like you said with BlackBerry,
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could they make iPhone-caliber hardware and software?
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Because that's what it was gonna take
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to stay in the phone business.
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It's like, all right, here's the iPhone,
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what do you got, BlackBerry?
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And they just kept putting out these phones
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that were not iPhone-caliber,
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but either in the hardware or the software,
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Like it's sticking with the hardware keyboard and it's just like no BlackBerry. That's not the bar
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That's not the minimum entry price is like Windows Phone, right?
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Windows Phone 7 and 8 like that is a valid entry in the field Android is a valid entry in the field
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But you are putting out is not you are not competing on the end. It's like well, you know BlackBerry, you know rim BlackBerry is a company
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Couldn't do that
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They you know, they didn't they maybe they didn't have time. They didn't have people they were too late whatever
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They just just couldn't get it together and you know that and so that's what you're saying about about Nintendo
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But your suggested remedies are not good, I think,
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and not good at all.
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Because-- and the other thing you get right
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is that Nintendo has problems.
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Like, I think we all agree that Nintendo is in not
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a terrible spot, but they're not doing well.
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Like, they're not certainly coming down
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off the high of the Wii.
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They're not doing as well as they had to.
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So I think those are the two parts that, underneath it all,
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that you're kind of getting right,
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that you could recognize from seeing the technology.
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But the rest of the details, I think you're off of that.
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Well, and one thing I didn't even get into, and this is where I maybe it's even maybe I should
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have because I think maybe it's even harder problem is I think going forward to remain competitive
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both handheld and on console. I feel like the ever-growing complexity of the things that the
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competitors they're against are such that they need a better operating system and
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and like developer system.
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And that, you know, that they, you know, I think by all reports that they really have
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like a crummy one. Like they can't, they still don't think that they can do like
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patches to games once they've been released.
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So this is where you get into trouble. Alright, am I wrong? Downloadable content.
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So, here's what I think Nintendo's problems are. Because like I said, there is, there is a core
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issue here, right? And here's how I would define Nintendo's problems.
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the first question you have to ask about Nintendo's problems. Is there a future for game only
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or sort of game mostly hardware devices that something something that you buy that mostly
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plays games, maybe just streaming video or things or whatever? Is there a market for
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that? You know, currently or in the future? And so what's your answer to that question?
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My answer is yes, but it's shrinking so fast that it doesn't remain, that market doesn't
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remain big enough to sustain Nintendo.
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So the, I think the question of this is like, I think it's still an open question and I
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think the upcoming TV console generation, the Xbox one and PlayStation four will give
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us a really important data point.
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If they sell in radically lower numbers than expected,
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like than the previous generation of consoles did,
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then we'll know that the market for game machines, things
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that pretty much mostly do games,
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despite the fact that both the Xbox One and PlayStation 4
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were also doing Netflix and all these other things,
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like all the stuff we expect them to do.
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If they don't sell in high numbers,
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then we'll know that what you just said
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is that now is that time, that it's shrinking,
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and that it's only a matter of time before it goes away.
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If, on the other hand, they sell in the expected numbers
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and they sell huge numbers on them, we'll say, All right, well,
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apparently there is still a market for game only devices. We
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don't know how long that market's gonna be around. But
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nobody knows around but like, it hasn't gone away.
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Let me let me revise and say, for ones that you plug into your
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TV, in your home entertainment system, non portable ones, non
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mobile ones. Let me say I don't know. And I'll let me plead
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ignorance and say that I'm so far out of it that I really
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don't know. But maybe because I can imagine that as you know, as
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computing power grows, you could do more and more amazing stuff. And that one that's primarily
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centered on games will remain unbeatable. And that people have historically, consumers
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have historically been willing to plug numerous things into their TV. There's a limit. And
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people get annoyed when you reach a certain limit. But people have, you know, for decades
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now have had like a cable box and a DVD player and a game machine, you know, and or, you
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some kind of a streaming box like an Apple TV or a rock you or something like that. So there's
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a history of that and TVs are made for it with multiple HDMI ports. And it's not that painful
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to have one more box plugged in. And so I'll say maybe if not probably plugged into the TV. But
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for mobile for handheld devices, I think the answer is no.
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Well, I think the question is, like, I don't think you can separate those two because you're saying
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there is a market attached to your TV and there isn't for handheld, if what you say
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about handheld is true, there's no reason that that same technology couldn't come and
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displace the television attached one. You know what I mean? Because we're already at
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the point where the high-end iPad has previous generation game console caliber power close
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to it anyway.
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Right, because the iPad, as small as it is physically, has more pixels than your TV.
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Oh, yeah, no, but even just the GPU itself, just like if you had it run 1080p, if what
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say is true and that the market for handheld gaming only hardware doesn't exist, then I
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think that the power we already have in our phones, like it's only, it's a short distance
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to say that why can't something similarly small and portable also be your television
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gaming device, or in addition be your television gaming device? Like, I don't know if you could
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separate them, because like, the only difference between handheld and attached to your TV is
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one of like time. It's like the technology that used to be required a big box attached
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television with the fan now can fit in your phone and that just that will just
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continue apace right that's why I think the key question is is there a market
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for any kind of game only a game mostly device and I think for now for this
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generation I predict that the Xbox one and ps4 will sell in reasonable numbers
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the time of the game only a game mostly device is not over and the reason I
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think this is an extremely relevant question for Nintendo is because I don't
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think Nintendo has what it takes to feel the device that is not a game only a
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game mostly device. They can't make a personal computing platform. They can't make an app
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platform. They're not going to compete with Android. They're not going to compete with
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iOS or even Windows Mobile. I don't think the company has it in them to sell a device
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that's a general purpose. Because again, like we said, who makes a software platform? How
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often does that even happen that you make a successful platform? That is not what Nintendo
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is designed to do. They can't compete in that market. If that's where the market is going,
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that is more or less the end of the line for Nintendo as we know it as a company, and they
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could go on and become just a software company, do all the things you talked about or whatever,
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but that is the line that I would draw. And I don't think that right now is that line.
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I don't think that you can say that, nope, that time is over. There's no more market
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for game only devices. Nintendo, your only choice is to become a different kind of company.
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And that's where I part ways with your suggested solution of them trying out an iOS game.
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I see it mostly, I don't see that. You might be right though about the fact that if anything
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is going to end the demand for console.
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Is console the right word for the ones you plug in?
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But the distinction I'm drawing is game only hardware.
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You buy it to play games and stream video.
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You don't run apps.
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The problem I see for them is more specific.
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I see it more clearly.
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And it is in a lot of ways-- and it
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was hard for me to write the article
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because I didn't want to just say I have a gut feeling.
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and I tried to justify it as logically as I could,
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and I stand behind it.
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But to me, I see it, and I certainly
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feel it more viscerally with the handhelds,
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with the 3DS versus iPhones and Android phones.
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And number one, I don't think they could even
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make an iPod Touch caliber device.
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And if they did, I don't think that they could make it
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at a cheap enough price.
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And they're competing.
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And this is the part where they're almost screwed and it's not even fair, which is that
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they're competing against the iPhone and Galaxies and other high-end Android phones, which are
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subsidized in so many markets around the world. And, you know, complain all you want about
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how subsidized phones, you still end up paying as much or more over the long run. The fact
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is most people think a brand new iPhone 5 costs $199. And it, you know, it doesn't actually.
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But how can they compete with that when it's in fact a $700 gadget?
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I think you're off on this comparison as well because it gets back to the RIM thing where
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you were saying that RIM was sticking with the hardware keyboard and making the crap
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your hardware and they just couldn't compete, which was true in the smartphone space.
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But the key difference between what you're describing and what happened with RIM and
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is that right now, like you said,
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Nintendo can't make an iPhone-caliber piece of hardware.
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When RIM was circling the drain,
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the devices they were putting out gave inferior experiences.
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If you bought an iPhone and you bought whatever thing
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RIM was promoting as their top-of-the-line touch-type thing,
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the iPhone was better to use.
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It was nicer, you had access to better apps,
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they were more fun to use, it was easier,
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everything about it was better.
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If you give a kid an iPod Touch and a significantly cheaper
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Nintendo 2DS, the Nintendo 2DS delivers a far superior gaming
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experience than the iPod Touch.
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I kind of disagree with that.
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Totally superior gaming experience
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for all but the very, very most casual games-- Angry Birds,
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Cutthroat, stuff like that.
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The Nintendo handheld is more valuable.
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That's why the games can command a higher price,
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because they're more valuable.
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The people who really, really love games
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love the Nintendo handhelds.
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To the degree you like games,
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you would like the Nintendo handheld
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better than an iPod touch.
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And in the same way, the people who are gaga for smartphones
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and love smartphones love the iPhone.
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They did not, you know, the rim started to look ancient.
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And I think you're judging on the wrong criteria.
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Like, retina screens, it's meaningless
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on a Nintendo handheld.
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- I'm gonna disagree with you there.
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- Because they're not displaying text.
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It's not just playing apps, right?
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And it's not-- it's definitely not better at all things.
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And like I wrote, there's certainly
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some games where you want a D-pad and buttons.
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No doubt about it.
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And those are traditionally Nintendo's bread and butter
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games, because they've built the game specifically
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for the hardware.
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And again, I'm not advising that they just
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take the existing games and put a virtual D-pad on iOS
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and call it a day.
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I think if they're going to do it,
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They've got to make games that are meant to be run on iOS.
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But the same -- there was a few things, though, that BlackBerry was and maybe even today is
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still better at than iOS.
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There are very few, but it's specific to messaging, like going through email.
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And I remember one time years ago -- I don't know, it was probably back in 2008, and I
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think it was one of the reasons that it was sort of grist for my "Why RIM is screwed"
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I remember getting picked up at the airport in San Francisco with my friend Jason Hoffman,
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who I used to work at. He's still there, but at Joyent. And it was like by coincidence,
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like we were both—I think so. I might be misremembering the details. But I was in San
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Francisco probably for an Apple event, and he was arriving from somewhere, and a mutual
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friend picked us both up. And I was in a car with him. And he was one of those guys who
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at the time had a Blackberry and an iPhone. And I was a little surprised by that because
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I knew, you know, I used an iPhone for most things. And he used the Blackberry just for
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email. And I he gave me in the car like a big demo of who here's why I use and he was
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so efficient. It was so amazingly quick to go message to message to message and peck
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out a return that he could get through. And he had had like a long flight and it was in
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the air when it was a lot harder to maybe there weren't even a Wi Fi flights at the
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time but he did not want so we had like a whole days where the female and went
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through them boom boom boom boom boom in a way that it would be a lot slower on
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iOS and less efficient and I was a that is pretty interesting and then his
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complete he is his conclusion was yet and rem is totally screwed that you know
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that I bet they're out of business in two years that he used the thing and
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enjoyed it but completely recognized why they were totally screwed
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all the hardware software keyboard difference I think is another one
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another instructor one because I think they
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Although they seem similar, like, hey, Nintendo, yeah,
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I know you got hardware controls now,
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but that's the past come to touch games.
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But it's not.
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Well, the big thing with the comparison with BlackBerry,
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though, is that they had the hardware for going up and down
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in your messages, which is way better than any way
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to get from message to message in iOS still.
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Well, I was thinking more of the hardware keyboard,
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because that was the thing that people were like, oh, I can't
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type on that software keyboard.
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But it's so different than touch controls
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for gaming versus buttons and D-pads and analog sticks
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Like with the hardware versus software keyboard,
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it was the same number of buttons,
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and there were advantages to the software keyboard
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that the hardware one couldn't match.
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Like you could reconfigure the software keyboard,
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you can do predictive hit areas,
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which you couldn't do with the hardware keyboard.
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The buttons couldn't get bigger because it knows
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that the next likely character's probably an R, right?
01:46:45
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The software keyboard had advantages,
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so it was like a superset.
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It was like, you can do everything
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the hardware keyboard can do.
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We got all the same buttons,
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and also we can do fancy things that you can't do,
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and it gets out of your way when you don't want it, right?
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touch versus hardware buttons on gaming devices,
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touch only has an advantage in a narrow band of games
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like Angry Birds or Cut the Rope
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or any kind of touch type games,
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but it has massive sort of exclusionary disadvantages
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in different kind of games.
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Like you can't make a whole class of very popular games
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that people like to play if your finger is on the screen.
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- And so it's like, it's not like,
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oh, this is exactly the equivalent.
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You've got shoulder buttons, you've got face buttons,
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you've got a D-pad.
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just that now they're all software.
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Never mind that that would be terrible to use as well,
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'cause you know from trying to use D-pad type games.
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It's not a superset.
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It is really, really narrowly defining things,
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and it fences you into a certain area of gaming.
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The whole question is like,
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all right, maybe that is the old way.
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I'll know that's the old way when people stop wanting
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to play games that require those controls.
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So you're watching, you're watching.
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Who's gonna buy these things?
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Are they selling 3DSs?
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Are they gonna sell 2DSs?
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Are they selling game only hardware?
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Are people buying consoles?
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That's how you'll know when it's a problem.
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Well, that's why I think it's already a problem,
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that the numbers that Lucas Mathis cited in his response
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to me that, hey, the 3DS is selling OK,
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it was 130 months in, or weeks in, I guess weeks in,
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which is a decent measure, like 2 and 1/2 years,
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that the last generation DS was at 43 million,
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and the 3DS is only at 33 million.
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So it's 23% down generation to generation.
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And it just happens to coincide with the rise
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of modern smartphones.
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I think that's the cause.
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I don't think it's anything specific to the 3DS.
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I think it's the fact that it's in the era of the smartphone.
01:48:37
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Well, that gets back to the idea of game only hardware.
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Is that something that's still going to be?
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Do you still just want to buy something--
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And I also know.
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And we've owned a bunch of-- I've
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owned Nintendo hardware, a lot of Nintendo hardware
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over the years.
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never been a serious game role of a man younger played a lot more but uh...
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you know and i know that nintendo has a cultural explicit cultural policy of of
01:49:05
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cheaper technology
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you know and that the gameboy famously didn't have a color screen
01:49:11
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uh... until years after other competing ones did outsold them all
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and that you know the we famously was was
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Like I wrote today, it was standard def.
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I mean, for, you know, it's almost ridiculous
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that it wasn't high def.
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And, you know, outsold on a unit share basis
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PlayStation and Xbox.
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But I think the big difference
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that they're facing against smartphones,
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technically, is that with the smartphones,
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it's about the, you're asking me to carry a second device.
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That their policy of having lesser technology
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worked for them when it was,
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will you buy our thing that's cheaper and more fun,
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even though it's less technically advanced, or the other guy's thing, which is more technically
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advanced but not as fun.
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I think that's going to protect them in handheld though because handheld gaming, kids don't
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have smartphones. I guess at a certain age they do, maybe middle school or high school
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or whatever, but younger kids still play games. That's a market that may be protected from
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smartphone infiltration for a while anyway because people aren't going to give their
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kids smartphone but they will give them an intended 2ds for Christmas.
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Yeah, but I you know and and this is a lot of it is a very very small sample size on
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scientific polling based on the fact that I have a nine year old son but he has a sample
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size of one has both a 3ds and an iPhone and he does play the 3ds but he plays the iPhone
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more and if it's like hey we're going out to dinner you can take something he takes
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And this is not by me pushing him.
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I'm certainly no-- in fact, I almost
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wish he played the 3DS more.
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I almost feel like maybe we haven't gotten
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our money's worth out of it.
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I mean, he plays it.
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But it just seems to me like when push comes to shove,
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he'll take the iPhone.
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And it's hard.
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I try to ask him about it.
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And he's only nine, so it's hard for him
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to explain his choices.
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But definitely part of it is that when
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you take your iPhone with you, you take all your games with you. And maybe none of the
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games are as fun as the best game for the 3DS, but you've got them all. And you can
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never lose the cartridge. He's lost one 3DS cartridge, which I think is pretty good for
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a nine-year-old. But he's never lost an iOS game.
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So this is like --
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And if he wants to take all of his 3DS games with him, he's got to take a little, like,
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a briefcase.
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Yeah. So, like, Nintendo's problems, even if you assume that there is still a market
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game-only devices, even if you give that as a given, because I think that is like, that's
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like the red line in Nintendo's future, and probably the future of the Xbox and Playstation
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as well, is, you know, game-only hardware is still a viable business, and I think currently
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it still is, don't know about the future, right?
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Even if you allow for that, you have to say, "Okay, Nintendo has other problems, and a
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lot of those have to do with the things that iOS does better than Nintendo as a gaming
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Ease of purchase and installation and the whole ownership experience, you just went
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Digital downloads, yes.
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Nintendo's digital commerce stuff is way behind even like Steam on the PC, let alone the App
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It's so much easier to deal with games in the App Store than really any of the platforms,
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Microsoft, Sony, or Nintendo.
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So Apple's way ahead there, and you're seeing that factor when making choices of what device
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you want to bring with you.
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Nintendo is super dumb in this area.
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They would tie their games to their hardware.
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So, "Oh, you can do a digital download, but those are tied to your particular Wii hardware."
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You get a Wii U, you got through this crazy transfer process that makes our DRM elves
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happy and could screw up and do all these terrible things, right?
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Sony has actually some interesting ideas about this for the PlayStation 4 where they say
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all the right things.
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They always say all the right things, right?
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But like, yeah, we're going to have downloadable games.
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They'll be downloaded day of.
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You don't have to buy discs you don't want.
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And they also have the interesting technology they've been touting like, say you're going
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to download this gigantic game for your PlayStation.
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You can start playing it even before the whole game is downloaded.
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We'll tailor them so we'll immediately start streaming you like the first level so you
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so you can start playing immediately.
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That's something that's ahead of Apple,
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if it turns out to work, right?
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Because Apple, if you want some multi-gigabyte game
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on your iOS device, you gotta wait for the whole game
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to download before you can play it.
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So Sony is at least saying the right things.
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Microsoft had some really interesting ideas
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about like lending games and resale.
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Like you could lend the game to any person
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in your family for free, like up to 10 people or whatever,
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without having them rebuy it, and it would transfer.
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People freaked out about that for DRM reasons,
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and they did some other stupid things as well,
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and they backed out a lot of decisions.
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What's the joke that it should be called the new platform, the Microsoft 180?
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Yeah, the Xbox 180.
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They had all these grand plans, and half of them were actually really awesome, and half
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of them were terrible, and they just said, "Oh, never mind, we're going to do what we
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did with the 360."
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And you could just take your disks back and sell them at GameStop.
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Yeah, exactly.
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But Nintendo is way behind there, and that, I think, is a much more pressing problem than
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the things you've listed that they...
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Even if you say gaming things are going to be future, you've got to get your act together.
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It's got to be as easy to buy and deal with games as it is on the App Store, and it's
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And it's not, and that's really going to hurt them.
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And online gaming and collaboration, I don't know if Apple is ahead here, but Microsoft
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certainly is in the lead with Xbox Live where you get all your friends and you can go online
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and play with them.
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And Sony and Nintendo both have not been doing well.
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Nintendo's always been trying to be like family-friendly and stuff, but like limiting access to online
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so you don't have people like cursing at you in the chat and everything.
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But that's an area where they're all kind of like fumbling and are not quite up to the
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standards you'd want them to be.
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And the final thing is market access.
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Like, it's still easier to get a game in the App Store than it is to get a game on Nintendo,
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Sony, or Microsoft gaming platforms.
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Those are the biggest problems facing Nintendo right now, aside from the meta question of
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whether game-only products are valid.
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All that stuff that iOS does better and that makes it so that people say, "Me and my buddy
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are going to make an iOS game, and why aren't you making Nintendo games?"
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"Oh, because that's a pain in the butt.
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I don't even know how I would do that, and it's not easy to buy things there, and I could
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just tell people to go on their phones and download this app."
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Those are all the big problems that Nintendo has, but all the things that you listed about
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the hardware and everything I think are missing the forest for the trees because, like, I
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could, like, you listed resisted touch screens as a problem, like you said they're like a,
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I feel like a relic for a museum.
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Like, there are reasons for resisted touch screens.
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Not that they're never, they're gonna have them forever, but, I mean, the first reason
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is like precision, because fingers get in the way more than a stylus does, and Nintendo
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had specific games in mind that it wanted you to be able to use a stylus, but that you
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needed that kind of precision, like to draw the path for Link's Boomerang in one of the
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Zelda games or whatever.
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So you're going to have a stylus, and if you have a stylus, pressure sensitive was the
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only option they had at that time.
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And also, once you give someone a stylus, they're going to jab that thing to the screen
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like crazy, and you cannot have someone jabbing a pointy thing into a glass screen, because
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it will crack, or at the very least,
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if you make it thick enough, it'll skitter off
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and be unpleasant, and it won't be as nice.
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So you gotta have resistive touchscreen for that.
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And for the resolution, it's not a retina screen,
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but the specs of Nintendo's handhelds, anyway,
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are pretty easily explained by their focus
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is gaming-only machines, so you don't have to show text
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or beautiful things like retina graphics or whatever,
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and the price.
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'Cause super high-res has diminishing returns
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in terms of fun factor over a certain res.
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You do not need 300 dpi for your 3d graphics game. You won't even notice that it'll just be it's just a it's completely
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I'll sunk you know hardware cost that you're just paying to put all those pixels out
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And so Nintendo chose the balance
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They let to hit like a low price point and still make a profit on their things and and I was trying to look up
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Before the show like what the power specs are for like what is more powerful in terms of 3d processing power a 3ds or?
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You know an iPad 4 and all I could find were specs for like the you know
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the previous generation of iPad hardware and yeah, the iPad GPUs have way more fill rate because they're filling a retina screen and
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Nintendo ones don't have to have that kind of power but the 3d power on those things
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It's not I'm not gonna say it's impressive and I'm pretty sure they're using 64 nanometer chips in there
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Which is insane because Apple's like using 32 and soon to be 28 I think and you know state-of-the-art is like 22, right?
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So it is you're right. It is older technology, but that their focus is so much on like durability
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Price, you know accessibility to young people as a product for the handhelds very specifically
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That I can justify every one of their decisions that they made and I think like I predicted them on ATP that the 2ds is
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Not doomed in the market like it's not it's not crazy to think that when Pokemon xy come out that a bunch of parents are
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Gonna buy their kids this thing is it's the cheapest way to get this game
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And I remember you on the site also were I think it was you was poo-pooing it like oh, it's only $40 cheaper
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Yeah, like it doesn't seem like a lot well. What if I told you that you had to take you know the the iPhone
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5 and shave $40 off the price
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But you can't change any of the specs has to have the same amount of RAM has to be just as fast
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I just need $40 off the price. Oh, you can't get rid of the camera. You can't get rid of anything
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You know shave $40 off the price
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It's not easy to bring $40 out of like it's not like this is like the Nintendo 2ds is like the iPhone 4s like the previous
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Generation you sell ever cheaper it runs all 3ds games granted not in 3d, but like it runs them
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It doesn't have any sort of disadvantages in terms of speed or anything
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Well, they had to head to pull 40 bucks out of this thing and $40
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And I'll grant you to that at $40 is a lot more when it's 25%
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As opposed to it probably might be easy to shave $40 off an iPhone 5
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Because it's already $700
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Not shaving another profit take it have the rest of good as opposed to shaving 25% off
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Yeah, like by putting it in percentage terms makes it more impressive than in dollar terms. Yeah
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But I know that's what they're doing with the 2ds like it's like they're they're aiming for price point
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and these are as I said an ATP the 2ds is not the move of a
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You know of like it's not a power move
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It's not someone at the top of their game saying we rule the handheld market and now we're making it's a it's a move
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You know, they want to sell more if they got to get the price lower
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how can we pull the cost out of it while still making a good gaming device like
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It's it's not desperation move, but it's also not a like supremely confident. We rule the market in fact
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We're gonna make even more money because the margins I don't have to be lower like they're gonna make less money on it
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They're gonna try to make it up in volume by lowering the price and selling more of them, and and maybe they will
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But you know I don't think it's a terrible product. I think there's a chance that it will sell pretty well
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if it doesn't
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It's probably not because the product itself is bad, but it's probably because of you know
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All the other things I listed of it that Nintendo doesn't do as well as as iOS does I mean if you want to look
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at a powerful handheld because there's the
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PlayStation Vita which is way more powerful than 3ds and has lots of interesting features and yet
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It's crushed by Nintendo in the market because you know Nintendo has more interesting things and better and more fun games, right?
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I think you know handheld dedicated gaming device versus handheld gaming dedicated gaming device
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Nintendo's in good shape and that their strategy continues to work and they don't need leading tech
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I think the problem is against smartphones, it's you're asking me to carry a second device.
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And it's the same thing that faces camera makers, right?
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And I, you know, I'm, I actually am pulling this out of my ass, but I can only assume
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that point and shoot camera sales are slowing in the face of people having smartphones that
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are good enough.
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Well, you're pulling it all back to is there a place for gaming only piece of hardware?
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And you know, music players, obviously, iPod sales are way down, even including the iPod
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iPod touch in iPod sales, which really prompts those numbers up. And I really would if there's
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almost maybe if there's one thing I wish Apple would do differently in its financial reports,
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it would be to report the iPod touch separately from the other iPods. But those are way down
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every other second device is way down. I mean, and you know, fame, I think famously, I think
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it's almost been the biggest distraction in trying to talk about these things over the
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last seven years is that we call them smartphones when they're really not phones. They're little
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computers that can be phones. The traditional phone market is decimated profit wise, maybe
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not unit share wise, even though smartphones in a lot of ways aren't even great phones.
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I mean, the verge had a thing this week with a new dumb phone from Nokia that gets actually
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looks pretty cool as a dumb phone and it gets like a ridiculous it was like was it 138 hours
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of battery life I forget what it was ridiculous it was like a week of battery life or more
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I don't know I charge my phone once a week yeah it was just stupid which is and it's
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better to have a phone that you don't have to worry about charging every day is way better
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just in terms of like hey if somebody needs me I'm available and my phone's not dead great
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But it's that asking people to carry a second device, you know, what we call smartphones
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are hurting all of them.
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And the thing that really hurts something like the DS platform or whatever the next
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generation is going to be called, is that unlike, say, a camera maker like Nikon or
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Canon, which can still profitably make more continue making point dedicated point and
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shoot cameras, even if they're selling fewer of them in absolute terms, is that a software
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platform like a gaming device needs that network effect of having enough people out there to
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make it worthwhile to make the game.
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Well, that's why I think the DS is more viable.
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You should have been crapping on the Wii U more because the handheld space, Nintendo,
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I mean, it may still have problems, but it's not in current imminent danger of complete
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collapse whereas on the desktop side, Nintendo is in way worse shape because the Wii U is
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not doing anything that they want out there in the market and it's about to be run over
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I assume the PlayStation 4 and Xbox one, I think both gonna come out of the gate much stronger than the way you did
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Yeah, I don't know anything about the actual specs of the Wii U except that we own one and we we also have
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PlayStation 3 which I've I've got like I think I have two games for
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But it seems to me like it just
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Looking at them that the Wii U is finally like caught up to like the PlayStation 3. Yeah, that's pretty much where it's gone
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I mean, so that's it's a previous its previous generation Harvard, right? It looks roughly equivalent to me
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you know in terms of graphics as the PlayStation 3 because we what we've got is Jonas is into the the Batman Arkham games and
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which are like I think like totally inappropriate for a nine-year-old, but
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but we've got the one on
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PlayStation 3 and the other one on Wii U and to me graphically they look almost you know
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Distinctive which makes me think that the PlayStation 4 is going to come and just blow it out
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So the other reason that I think you're way off with it with the iOS
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suggesting to make games or iOS is because it doesn't like again assuming that you assume that
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They're assuming you assume that there's still place for game only hardware and then Nintendo is going to be in that you have to look
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Nintendo has
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How they succeeded what what what defines Nintendo?
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and how are they able to be a successful company that get sells you things that you play games on and
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Possibly other things but not like a software platform and the way Nintendo has succeeded
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Over its entire history in the gaming world
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hinges on as I'm sure many of your people have emailed you about the
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Synergy of hardware and software a lot like Apple which is why people keep bringing that up, right? And I mean if
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You've had to pick three things out of the history you think like the NES like the original NES
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What was what was the hardware and software?
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Synergy there well like why did why couldn't they just make games well that was after the big you know game system crashed the Atari
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crash and everything and no one wanted to sell game consoles.
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They thought it was a sucker business.
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So they put that robot with it.
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Remember Rob?
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Rob the robot.
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Like that was like a decoy to, you know, to get the thing into the other thing on the
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store shelves and get people to buy it.
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Like, oh, this isn't like an Atari.
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That stupid thing that had those terrible games.
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It's just this is a robot within the robot.
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Like people threw that away.
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Who knows where the robots went?
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Like once you've got the thing and you played Super Mario Brothers, like screw that robot.
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Like it was a total decoy, but they could make the hardware.
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they could put that stupid robot in it,
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and the light gun to some degree or whatever,
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and get the things into people's homes,
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and then say, "Now we've got the thing in front of you,
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"we can help you."
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And they could, you know, make,
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and they could also make the hardware cheap,
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way cheaper than a PC of the day.
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Like, the game console model was, you know,
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defined by like Atari and all those people,
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but it was dead, like people said, "Don't do that again."
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So they had to control the hardware
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to get the thing into people's hands.
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And then the N64 was 3D, of course,
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and this is a very app-like example of them
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totally, you know, cannibalizing their own product.
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They were defined by little side scrolling things with Mario and jump over stuff, and
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they said, "Nope, no more of that.
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The next Mario game is not going to be two-dimensional.
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You're not going to run from left to right and jump and do a lot of stuff.
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It's going to be completely 3D.
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We're going whole hog 3D.
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This could have been the end of the company."
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But it wasn't.
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Other people got to do it before them.
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There was the Sega Saturn and the PlayStation all came out before Nintendo 64.
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All were capable of 3D.
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Why didn't they eat Nintendo's lunch?
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Well, because Nintendo designed the hardware
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and software together and was able to make them work
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in Synergy to put you an analog stick on the controller.
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They said, "We're going 3D, and we can't go 3D
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"with a D-pad, we have to have an analog stick."
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Other guys could have done it, they didn't,
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until after Nintendo did it.
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And that made, and it's such an amazing experience
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with Mario 64, and the analog stick,
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that was hardware and software synergy.
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They could not have put Mario 64 on the Sega Saturn.
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They couldn't have put it on the PlayStation, right?
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And the Wii was exactly the same thing.
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You know, they were down in the dumps.
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They had been in last place out of three competitors for the past two console generations, selling
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fewer and fewer with each successive product they put out.
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And so you're in last place, and the next generation you're also in last place, even
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And so they come out with the Wii that is the wussiest piece of hardware that's standard
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Wait, they were last place two in a row?
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I knew the GameCube.
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What was the one before that?
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Nintendo 64.
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Oh, that was last place?
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Three times as many PlayStations sold as Nintendo 64s.
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That's funny, because I had a Nintendo 64 and just...
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"Oh, you know what? I do remember from that. You know what I remember from that era?
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I had a Nintendo 64, and that was the era when Blockbuster rented games, and my then roommate at the time,
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yeah, I remember that now. In hindsight, we were so pissed because you'd go there and Blockbuster would have like
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40 awesome PlayStation games and
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like two Nintendo games."
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Yeah, I mean, like, and there were amazing things in that platform, some of the best games of its generation.
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"GoldenEye."
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They were losing. Yeah, exactly.
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It's great stuff, but not doing well. And so when the Wii came out, it's like,
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Like, this is terrible.
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Hardware specs about it were terrible, and it would look ridiculous, but we know what
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happened, right?
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It totally crushed all of its competitors with the worst hardware you could possibly
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ever imagine.
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It was basically just an overclocked GameCube, again, previous generation hardware.
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And they couldn't have done that if they didn't also make the hardware, because there's no
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way you can sell Wii Sports on any of the other platforms, right?
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Well, why can't they make iOS games while they continue to make their own hardware and
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just expand into it? Like I, you know, like my analogy, like where Disney went and made
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TV shows and kept making feature films. Why can't they treat this as a third opportunity
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where they went from console to console and handheld with the Game Boy and they've kept
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that going into the DSL and treat mobile phones as a third opportunity?
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Why would they take, like, they have something good, right?
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And they know they can't make something as good for someone else's platform.
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But it's good because they don't control.
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But I think it's because it's shrinking, and I think it's inevitably going to continue
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I think if they've only sold 33 million of this one in 130 months, then the next generation
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one, no matter what it looks like, they're only going to sell 15 million of it.
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Well, if you take the past as an indicator of Nintendo's possible attitude, they went
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two entire console generations being in last place and doing worse and worse and didn't
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do, you know, execute the plan you're suggesting. Maybe this current drop with the Wii U is
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much worse than those previous ones were, so we'll see, but they make so much more money
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selling games on their own platforms than they will on someone else's platform. If you
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-- the cautionary tale is Sega that people keep bringing up. You know, once you're just
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a software maker, you live and die by the hits. You're like a movie studio, right? And
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Your hits are on platforms you don't control with promotion that you basically have to
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do yourself because you can't promote your own stuff inside.
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You don't control the platform like Apple does and can promote its own apps in the App Store.
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There's no ongoing platform royalties or hardware profits to sustain you while you're making
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these games.
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It's like a hit studio.
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It's like you've got to have your hit movie.
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You've got to have it.
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And if you don't have it, then you're screwed.
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You do not want to be in the business of publishing games.
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the game software business is terrible and cutthroat. And that's why there's so few people
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still in it. And there's so much consolidation because even if you have a hit game, half
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the times you have a hit game, and the studio closes anyway, or you get bought up by a competitor
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and get liquidated, it is not the business you want to be in much better to be in the
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business of selling a platform, making a little bit money on the hardware, and then making
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platform royalties for every game that's sold on your platform and being able to sell your
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own games on your platform for way more money than you can charge for the same games in
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the App Store.
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totally agree with all of that. I just don't think it's feasible going forward. I just
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don't think, especially on handhelds, I just don't think that it's feasible because you're
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asking people to carry a second device.
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You may be right about the handheld market because if it like, if I think about the reason
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I think less about the handheld market and more about the television market because is
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because like, I'm kind of amazed at the number of 3ds is that they continue to sell and it
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It makes me think that there's still a market for people who want to play deep games on
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And the reason I think that market is protected is because no one, with the exception of Sony,
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seems to want it.
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Microsoft, as we mentioned earlier, there's no portable Xbox.
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They're not getting into that business for whatever reason, right?
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Sony has tried to compete with Nintendo in this area for so long and has very often had
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interesting devices and was not able to pull that off.
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Wasn't the first one the best-selling?
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I thought that there was an older PlayStation handheld that was the best-selling handheld
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of all time.
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It's not the best selling handheld of all time.
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What was the best seller of all time?
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I thought somebody had an article, one of these ones that said that DS was the second
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best of all time, but that the best of all time was the PSP.
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That was probably some Game Boy that was the best of all time.
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It certainly wasn't the PSP.
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But Sony has tried to compete and has not quite done it, right?
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But Apple does not want that market, despite their, like, "Oh, you can now use a controller
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with your iOS devices."
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So far, Apple has not been interested in selling you a device that has buttons and shoulder
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buttons and triggers and stuff and lets you play traditional games like that.
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And so if that market goes away, then fine, then those guys go away.
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But if there continues to be a market for people who want to play games that can only
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be played with an analog stick and shoulder buttons and face buttons, and Apple doesn't
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want that market and Sony can't beat Nintendo in it and Nintendo keeps that market.
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Well that's why I think that they could do it and continue to make the devices and let
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the devices be for the more serious game players who want those extra hardware things and make
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different games that are specific for mobile and I think that Nintendo has a...
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But like they would make enough extra money on that. It would be demotivating people from
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buying things and your suggestion of Mario Kart, I don't want to play Mario Kart with
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touch controls. Nobody wants to do that. Like, I mean, maybe they'd sell a whole bunch of
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They'd sell tons of copies if they put Super Mario Brothers 2D side scroller with an onscreen
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Sure, they'd sell a lot of copies, but it's not the experience that they want, and it
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demotivates people from buying the platforms that make Nintendo much more money.
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Sega went software only because it had to, because its hardware failed, and it didn't
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have the bank role and the history and the stability of Nintendo.
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So Dreamcast didn't make it in the market, and they had to exit the hardware business,
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and they only made software.
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I just don't want to see Nintendo wait until they have to and I think it'll be too late
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Well, they have a lot more they have a lot more time on their side now
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But the reason I'm worried so much about the television console space more than the portable one because like I said the portable one Apple
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Seems not to be not to want that they're not going to come and because that you know Apple or even Microsoft
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I think were the kind of people who come in there and knock Nintendo around Sony's been trying to knock them around hasn't succeeded Apple
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Could but I don't think they want it but in the television attached console space. I think they have a problem because
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It's much easier for Apple to almost accidentally
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Crush them in that market people say all that Apple's accidentally crushed them in the portable gaming market
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I'm not so sure about that because I don't think the 3ds would be a viable platform
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That was the case and it still is but if Apple produces a television attached device
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With the GPU power of the iPad 4 in it
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Which is not inconceivable that they could ship a little puck shaped thing like that and hooks it up to the App Store
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Right, you know, you're not going to be touching your TV screen anyway
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So there has to be some kind of input device and we don't know what the hell Apple is doing there
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but suddenly the idea of Apple or someone else like giving you a game controller for your
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Television connected Apple device with the GPU and cop that's comparable in power to what's in like, you know
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one of the higher-end iPads now that is a big problem for
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Nintendo or any other company with a television attached console because Apple's get makes really easy to buy games
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It really easy to manage games don't have to worry about all that and makes it really easy to develop games
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Anybody who wants to make a game can get it on their TV and you can play it and that is a realm where I think
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Apple maybe not would be enthusiastic about making a controller or whatever
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But suddenly a controller is a possibility because the control like
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If you try to sell like a third-party control like I'll buy my game from the App Store for your phone
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But you need this weird widget II thing
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I think that's a harder sell than buying a game for your TV
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And of course you need this weird widget II thing because how the hell is you're gonna play a game on TV
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You can't touch the screen. You're not gonna play with the remote, right?
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so and you know
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The new Apple TV has Bluetooth and there's the App Store now and you can play my game.
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I don't think that's Apple's plan or whatever, but that is a bigger danger, especially with
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the Wii U totally tanking.
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That kind of danger of a competitor that does all the things right that Nintendo does wrong,
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and also, by the way, has a reasonably viable gaming platform.
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At that point, if you take away all of Nintendo's television-attached console sales, all they've
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got left is the portables.
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I don't know if that's enough to subsidize the next, you know, Zelda or Mario 3D game.
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I don't know. We'll see. It's a good discussion. Before I let you go, I have a question for
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you. Serious question. Let's say that the Gruber household was thinking about maybe
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buying a PS4 or Xbox One. Which one looks like it's going to be better?
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PlayStation 4.
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No question.
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Alright. That way I don't have to do any research. This is like when Amy
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usually wants Marco to research something. Like whenever we want to buy
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I thought, "Why would I even look into this? I'll just get Siracusa on the show
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and I'll just ask him."
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Now I don't have to look into it. Yeah. I mean, it's the purest
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plain old attach to duty and play games with it. It's got everything going for it.
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It has none of the weird
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You don't even have to explain it. Don't even explain it. Alright. Good enough.
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For before we go because we've been on we've been recording for four hours now
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Have you seen this is the last thing it just came out like an hour or two ago venture beat has
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Purported pictures of the Samsung smartwatch that is going to be announced in three days
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Paste it into me. I have not seen it because I've been talking to you for two hours
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all right, you've got to see this before we sign off I
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I'm gonna go with that. They've been punked
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And I mean that I'm not even joking. I'm not even gonna link to it from daring fireball until somebody
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I'm not gonna link to it from daring fireball
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I'm not I'm not gonna do it because I don't want this is one of the things I live in fear of is that
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Somebody is gonna post perfect. Somebody else is gonna fall for a prank, but it's right in my wheelhouse and fits with my
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preconceived
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biases yeah, and I'm gonna go along for the ride to and make like some wisecrack about it and then it's gonna
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Turned out it was the whole thing was a punk and it's not it because this thing
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I don't think that's beyond Samsung to produce. I don't either so I'm tempted
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I think it could be real, but it's so bad
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That I um it's so bad that I'm not going to link to it until somebody can confirm
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Yeah, my guess would have been that this is a product that
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already exists and someone dug up.
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This doesn't sound like something
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that maybe came out two years ago.
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It probably already exists when they've taken shots.
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That I would see as plausible, because maybe no one knows
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It didn't sell a lot, but someone dug up
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a picture from the catalog, and there it is.
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It looks like a Saturday Night Live skit.
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It's like an iPhone, like a three-inch iPhone strapped
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to somebody's wrist.
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There's nothing in the screenshots, right?
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Well, let's see.
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No, I don't think so.
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Well, there's something there.
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There's a logo, and there's a little--
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I can't help but think it's a pulse meter or something.
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You know, like some kind of health tracker. It looks like it's, you know, it's like a bar graph.
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I don't know. I like the little drawings showing like the pencil drawings of the side views.
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That seems more plausible to me. Like it's all curved and everything and that looks like it didn't come out two years ago.
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I, I, this is really bad.
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I think it's okay for you to wait on it.
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Yeah, I'm gonna wait. But boy, if this is it, it is exactly what I thought it was gonna be.
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Which is you cannot believe how bad Samsung is it designing something when they don't have I haven't even tried it yet
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Maybe it's an amazing transformative. I like how even on the drawings. It's so big that it's it's double the width of the wrist of the
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Yeah, that's why it looks like a Photoshop job. It looks like it's the strap is too big. It's like tilting
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It's like a little kid wearing his dad's watch. I
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I can't wait to see if this is real. I'm so worried that it's not though that I'm not going to link to it.
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Yeah, you don't like to like spy shots and rumors. You know, you haven't been linking to the 8,000
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pictures of the iPhone 5c or whatever. You wait till they announce something. You talk about what
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they announced. Exactly. I think the gold thing seems real. What do you think they're going to do
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with the gold iPhone? Do you think it's going to be the white iPhone now has gold metallic trim?
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Or is it a third option? That's what everyone keeps saying. I kind of agree with the people
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People think that black and gold might be good, but geez, I don't know.
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Like I don't think it's crazy for it to be champagne colored.
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Yeah, I don't think so either.
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I don't think it's crazy.
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It's not really my taste, but I've never bought the white one anyway.
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But I feel like if the only way to get a white one is with that, I feel like that's asking
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a lot for people who do like white.
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Like I don't think – Oh, no.
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I think they got to stick with the white.
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It's going to be white and black and then this thing.
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But then what face does this thing have?
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So there'll be two white ones you think one with the plain silver trim and one gold
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Yeah, and I'm only saying that just because that's everything that I've heard
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I don't see I tend to think otherwise I tend see I tend to think it's more Apple like that if they're only gonna have
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Black and white faces that there's one black overall color scheme and one white overall color scheme and that is it would be champagne
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I just feel like that would be more appley even though personally I would find that disappointing
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It's very difficult to make judgments like this when all you see are are you know mock-ups and like
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Speculations because the exact color of gold dictates whether it looks awful with white or good with yeah and everything we've seen you know
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There's so much smoke with the gold trim that it I feel like there's enough smoke that I'm willing to say there's probably certainly a fire
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But it's all based on like weird component leaks and it's somebody with a cell phone taking a picture of a thing under fluorescent light
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And tons of mock-ups 8,000 mock-ups if this is what it could look like whatever look like this
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So it'll look like this. It would look good with white. It looked like this would look good with black
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I can't tell like, you know, it's speculating about colors. It's pretty dumb
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Anyway, like is that materials maybe I can get with you but colors like whatever they want
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It's fashion as long as it's not, you know Dalmatian or flower power. I'm fine
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I hadn't even thought about the fact that it could be the black one then I'd that would be a real dilemma for me personally
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Like yeah, you'd get the totally black one. Well, that's assuming there is a totally black
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Yeah, then you're right. You would have if my choice if my choice were between a white
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one with silver trim and a black faced one with gold trim. Geez, I don't know what I'd
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have to I'd have to look at him but I was seven makes the white one suddenly more attractive
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for the obsessive people who want things like matching like you know what the iOS seven
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looks like it was made for the white iPhone. I've you know, people have said that I don't
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see that I've been running seven betas ever since beta three on my black iPhone and I
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I don't see it as any less cohesive.
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Well, you're right in reality, but in the product shots,
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it looks like it matches up with the white.
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But in reality, I always remind people,
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this is why I never buy white iOS devices.
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All you're doing is highlighting how bad the white is
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on those screens, right?
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Because the white on those screens
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is never going to be as white as the real white thing.
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Especially in sunlight, it's just
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going to look worse and worse.
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All you're doing is making your screen look dingier and crappier
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by putting bright white next to it.
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You put black next to it, and suddenly the screen
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looks amazing.
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'Cause you're like, oh, everything else just fades away,
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and I will totally believe that that white on that screen
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is exactly what white should look like,
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'cause I don't have three millimeters from it,
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a piece of white plastic showing me,
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oh, that's what white would look like
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if I wasn't looking at, you know,
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little tiny glowing backlight.
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- I'm an anti-white iOS device.
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- Yeah, I do agree that it would look better
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in their product shots.
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In fact, already does in their iOS 7.
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- 'Cause everything in their product shots is pure white.
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It's magic, magic.
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- Yeah, perfect white.
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infinite you know it's like the same white that's in the background of their
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commercials so you know heavenly white
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I'm gonna call a show that was good yeah
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there is long ones may help me down
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