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357: ‘Fluent Cupertinoese’, With Nilay Patel

 

00:00:00 ◼   ► I actually got to say last week, good to see you.

00:00:03 ◼   ► And now it's like what, every other month we see each other.

00:00:06 ◼   ► It's back.

00:00:07 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's great.

00:00:08 ◼   ► Hopefully we'll see each other in October at the next event.

00:00:10 ◼   ► Like, being in person at that event was,

00:00:14 ◼   ► I think Apple got a boost.

00:00:15 ◼   ► I think all of us like boosted our review scores.

00:00:18 ◼   ► Because we were just like happy to be together.

00:00:20 ◼   ► - I think so too.

00:00:21 ◼   ► What do you think?

00:00:22 ◼   ► So before we, let's just skip over

00:00:26 ◼   ► what is easily two hours of news if we talk real fast.

00:00:30 ◼   ► And of course I don't talk fast.

00:00:31 ◼   ► And just speculate about the future.

00:00:33 ◼   ► So Apple typically has an October event.

00:00:35 ◼   ► Sometimes they'll postpone it to like early November.

00:00:38 ◼   ► Everybody's expecting iPad Pros,

00:00:40 ◼   ► which are overdue for a refresh.

00:00:42 ◼   ► And some sort of Mac hardware now that the M2 debuted

00:00:45 ◼   ► with the MacBook Air at WWDC.

00:00:49 ◼   ► Do you think, in times past,

00:00:52 ◼   ► they've held these October events all over the country.

00:00:55 ◼   ► One time it was like at a Chicago Tech High School,

00:00:57 ◼   ► Brooklyn Academy of Music a couple of years ago,

00:01:00 ◼   ► which was a really fun show.

00:01:02 ◼   ► Do you think they're gonna do something like that?

00:01:03 ◼   ► Or you think with the COVID restrictions still in place,

00:01:05 ◼   ► it is 100% certain we're going back to Cupertino?

00:01:08 ◼   ► - I think we're going back to Cupertino.

00:01:11 ◼   ► I mean, I'm just assuming.

00:01:12 ◼   ► Like one, it was great to be in the theater.

00:01:15 ◼   ► They've started doing some additional security screening.

00:01:17 ◼   ► I think you pointed out one of your posts.

00:01:18 ◼   ► Like it's just easier.

00:01:21 ◼   ► And second, they haven't used that theater in like two years.

00:01:23 ◼   ► I think they're just excited to be home.

00:01:25 ◼   ► - I do too.

00:01:26 ◼   ► Well, and I also think that there's still,

00:01:28 ◼   ► I mean, like one of the things, and I don't blame them.

00:01:30 ◼   ► This is not a complaint.

00:01:31 ◼   ► And I might've complained if they had required us

00:01:35 ◼   ► to wear masks indoors for this event.

00:01:38 ◼   ► In fact, I would have,

00:01:39 ◼   ► 'cause I think that would have been nonsense

00:01:40 ◼   ► given the current state of COVID.

00:01:42 ◼   ► But they didn't because I think they're on board,

00:01:44 ◼   ► but they did require all attendees to provide a test score

00:01:48 ◼   ► from the last 24 hours.

00:01:50 ◼   ► So they're still worried enough about COVID

00:01:52 ◼   ► that they're doing that.

00:01:53 ◼   ► So I can't see why they would take the chance

00:01:56 ◼   ► of planning an event off campus

00:02:00 ◼   ► if they still think COVID is enough of a, hmm,

00:02:04 ◼   ► you never know.

00:02:05 ◼   ► And when COVID has gone bad with new waves,

00:02:08 ◼   ► it goes bad quickly.

00:02:10 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:02:11 ◼   ► I appreciated that they're still doing the test results.

00:02:13 ◼   ► Like that's what I need.

00:02:15 ◼   ► Like I'm with, no one was wearing a mask.

00:02:17 ◼   ► Maybe like a handful of people.

00:02:18 ◼   ► But I was like, you know what?

00:02:20 ◼   ► I know that Apple has taken it seriously enough

00:02:23 ◼   ► to require these test results.

00:02:25 ◼   ► So like, I'm going for it.

00:02:27 ◼   ► Like I'm hugging everybody.

00:02:28 ◼   ► Like that was great.

00:02:29 ◼   ► And I just appreciated that.

00:02:30 ◼   ► - Yeah, and they fixed the process from WWDC

00:02:33 ◼   ► where everybody who attended

00:02:34 ◼   ► also had to provide test results.

00:02:37 ◼   ► But the website they're using it,

00:02:39 ◼   ► I forget what the name of it is,

00:02:40 ◼   ► but it's like a third party provider

00:02:42 ◼   ► where you take a home, it's just a home test.

00:02:44 ◼   ► You don't need like one of the fancy go to a lab tests.

00:02:46 ◼   ► You just take the type of test

00:02:49 ◼   ► that the federal government sends everybody for free.

00:02:51 ◼   ► And you take the test within 24 hours,

00:02:54 ◼   ► take a picture of it and send it to them.

00:02:56 ◼   ► My first thought was, well,

00:02:57 ◼   ► how do you not just save a picture of a negative test

00:03:00 ◼   ► and just send that?

00:03:01 ◼   ► But there's QR codes on all the tests.

00:03:03 ◼   ► So each test has like a unique identifier

00:03:06 ◼   ► and the system can tell whether this one's ever been

00:03:09 ◼   ► submitted to a system before, something like that.

00:03:11 ◼   ► - Oh, I didn't know that.

00:03:12 ◼   ► I had no idea.

00:03:14 ◼   ► That's fascinating.

00:03:15 ◼   ► - Yeah, so there's something like that.

00:03:17 ◼   ► And at WWDC, the system kind of fell apart

00:03:19 ◼   ► where it was like, I couldn't submit it from my Mac.

00:03:24 ◼   ► And then I tried the next morning,

00:03:28 ◼   ► the morning of the WWDC keynote with the same test result

00:03:32 ◼   ► from my phone with the same picture and it worked,

00:03:36 ◼   ► but it didn't go green.

00:03:37 ◼   ► It went yellow.

00:03:39 ◼   ► It was like red means you haven't submitted a test

00:03:41 ◼   ► and green is it you're good.

00:03:42 ◼   ► And mine went yellow.

00:03:43 ◼   ► And I was like, well, I'm sure it will work out.

00:03:45 ◼   ► And then by the time I got to the check-in,

00:03:47 ◼   ► they were like, yeah, yeah, you're good.

00:03:49 ◼   ► So yeah, I'm glad they're doing the test thing too.

00:03:52 ◼   ► That's a good thing.

00:03:54 ◼   ► - I think it's the appropriate precaution for this level.

00:03:57 ◼   ► You're right, if it goes bad, it goes bad fast

00:03:59 ◼   ► and you gotta do all sorts of other stuff,

00:04:00 ◼   ► but it felt appropriate.

00:04:02 ◼   ► It also felt like everyone was just happy to be at work.

00:04:06 ◼   ► I mean, like fundamentally,

00:04:07 ◼   ► everyone in that building is at work.

00:04:09 ◼   ► Like we're working, we're trying to cover it,

00:04:12 ◼   ► they're working, they're trying to guide our coverage,

00:04:14 ◼   ► but like being able to work together is a delight.

00:04:17 ◼   ► And I thought that was great.

00:04:18 ◼   ► - It was funny with the security screening

00:04:20 ◼   ► 'cause I came in with Joanna and Panzarino

00:04:22 ◼   ► and Joanna was really happy to see the security

00:04:25 ◼   ► and I had to agree with her that,

00:04:27 ◼   ► and I kind of put it in my coverage of the event

00:04:29 ◼   ► that it wasn't so much that the security

00:04:31 ◼   ► felt like an increased annoyance.

00:04:33 ◼   ► It actually sort of felt like, hey, it's kind of weird

00:04:36 ◼   ► that for all these years,

00:04:37 ◼   ► we were coming to these super high profile events

00:04:40 ◼   ► and they just kind of waved everybody in

00:04:42 ◼   ► after checking our IDs.

00:04:44 ◼   ► But of course I get pulled for additional screening

00:04:48 ◼   ► and Joanna's off to the side telling them

00:04:51 ◼   ► to look out for me, I'm dangerous.

00:04:53 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:04:54 ◼   ► - All the jokes you can't say at the TSA,

00:04:56 ◼   ► you can say at the Apple security checkpoint.

00:04:58 ◼   ► - Exactly. - That's great.

00:04:59 ◼   ► - She's like, you better scan him twice,

00:05:01 ◼   ► he's always hiding stuff in his pants.

00:05:02 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:05:04 ◼   ► - That's great, that's super funny.

00:05:05 ◼   ► - What did you think, and I,

00:05:07 ◼   ► this is the rare question I ask on this show

00:05:10 ◼   ► where I know a bit of the answer

00:05:12 ◼   ► 'cause we talked in person.

00:05:14 ◼   ► But what did you think about the fact

00:05:15 ◼   ► that the actual keynote was entirely prerecorded

00:05:19 ◼   ► even though we were all together in the theater on the stage?

00:05:23 ◼   ► - I didn't love it.

00:05:25 ◼   ► I mean, I liked being in the theater.

00:05:27 ◼   ► I think you called out their screen.

00:05:28 ◼   ► That screen, by the way, is entirely new

00:05:30 ◼   ► since the last time we were in that theater.

00:05:32 ◼   ► It used to be a projector and now it's a micro LED.

00:05:35 ◼   ► I asked, of course I asked about it.

00:05:36 ◼   ► It's a micro LED screen.

00:05:37 ◼   ► It's like the industry leading micro LEDs

00:05:40 ◼   ► or mini LED, whichever one it is.

00:05:41 ◼   ► And so it's all new, it's completely shiny,

00:05:43 ◼   ► they've got the big Atmos system.

00:05:45 ◼   ► So that was all awesome and cool.

00:05:47 ◼   ► And then to watch a movie that is actually hard to cover

00:05:51 ◼   ► because the pacing is so fast.

00:05:54 ◼   ► So we live vlogged these things

00:05:56 ◼   ► and the pacing was insanely fast.

00:05:57 ◼   ► It's like, I've gotten to be a better, faster typist

00:06:01 ◼   ► in the past two years or so

00:06:03 ◼   ► just by covering these things at the speed.

00:06:05 ◼   ► And not having any of the,

00:06:08 ◼   ► like it just didn't, the anticipation doesn't build

00:06:13 ◼   ► 'cause you kinda know how it's gonna go, right?

00:06:16 ◼   ► They're gonna show you a video,

00:06:17 ◼   ► you're gonna swoop around the Apple campus.

00:06:20 ◼   ► The person who's inevitably gonna,

00:06:22 ◼   ► Dan Riccio's gonna show you the Mac.

00:06:24 ◼   ► Like you just know all these characters in this way

00:06:26 ◼   ► and you kinda know the structure of them now

00:06:29 ◼   ► because they're movies and they've fallen into a,

00:06:32 ◼   ► just like any good movie falls into a structure,

00:06:34 ◼   ► they've fallen into a structure.

00:06:35 ◼   ► Whereas I think the live events had a little bit more

00:06:38 ◼   ► adrenaline, a little bit more chaos,

00:06:41 ◼   ► a little bit more surprise to them.

00:06:43 ◼   ► I don't think that they're the point.

00:06:45 ◼   ► Like I could just watch the keynote in my hotel room

00:06:48 ◼   ► and go to Apple Park and get what I need

00:06:50 ◼   ► out of the visit to Apple Park,

00:06:51 ◼   ► which is talking to people and holding the things

00:06:54 ◼   ► and going to briefings.

00:06:55 ◼   ► Like that's the important part.

00:06:57 ◼   ► But if you're gonna put us in the theater,

00:06:59 ◼   ► I would prefer a live show.

00:07:03 ◼   ► - I think I would personally,

00:07:04 ◼   ► but I also think they've made the right choice.

00:07:07 ◼   ► Like if I were on the team there making the decision,

00:07:12 ◼   ► it's like I see the trade-offs.

00:07:14 ◼   ► I think for them they're making the right choice,

00:07:16 ◼   ► but we are the ones who suffer.

00:07:18 ◼   ► And thematically, we could tie this in later,

00:07:21 ◼   ► it is sort of like the decision to go eSIM only

00:07:24 ◼   ► on the iPhones where you know who suffers the most?

00:07:27 ◼   ► People like me and you.

00:07:28 ◼   ► Because we're the ones who are trying to,

00:07:31 ◼   ► I mean literally just this week it would have been nicer.

00:07:33 ◼   ► I've got three iPhones in my possession, new ones to test.

00:07:37 ◼   ► It really would be nice to go back to the old way

00:07:39 ◼   ► of just 30 seconds with a paperclip

00:07:42 ◼   ► and my SIM is in a different iPhone.

00:07:44 ◼   ► And it's the same way.

00:07:45 ◼   ► I think that the experience for the media

00:07:47 ◼   ► in the Steve Jobs Theater is worse

00:07:50 ◼   ► because it's less drama,

00:07:51 ◼   ► it was always better to have the drama.

00:07:54 ◼   ► The pace, the faster pace is so much better

00:07:56 ◼   ► for the people at home.

00:07:57 ◼   ► It's more of a show.

00:07:58 ◼   ► But for us taking notes, the faster pace is worse.

00:08:02 ◼   ► And when we were home the last two years

00:08:05 ◼   ► watching these like everybody else at home,

00:08:08 ◼   ► what did we do as soon as the keynote was over?

00:08:10 ◼   ► I would rewind a bit and go back to the parts

00:08:14 ◼   ► where I felt like maybe it went too fast.

00:08:16 ◼   ► Whereas last week, what did we do after the keynote was over

00:08:20 ◼   ► we're immediately flushed into the hands-on area

00:08:24 ◼   ► and the pace is still super fast.

00:08:26 ◼   ► 'Cause it's like, how do I get my hands on all this stuff?

00:08:28 ◼   ► How do I see this?

00:08:29 ◼   ► Oh, there's somebody to talk to, I wanna talk to them.

00:08:31 ◼   ► And you don't get to catch up and go back

00:08:34 ◼   ► to what flew by in the keynote until hours later.

00:08:38 ◼   ► - Yeah, I agree with you that on balance,

00:08:43 ◼   ► the audience is bigger on the internet

00:08:45 ◼   ► than can fit in that room.

00:08:46 ◼   ► That room was too small when they built it

00:08:47 ◼   ► 'cause their events are just been getting bigger and bigger.

00:08:50 ◼   ► - The whole campus is too small.

00:08:52 ◼   ► Honestly, it was like they made this giant spaceship ring

00:08:56 ◼   ► and famously, it was one of the last things

00:08:58 ◼   ► Steve Jobs was involved with.

00:09:00 ◼   ► He's the one who made the presentation

00:09:01 ◼   ► to the Cupertino Town Hall and it sounded humongous.

00:09:04 ◼   ► And by the time it was finished,

00:09:06 ◼   ► Apple's head count had exploded past where it was in 2011.

00:09:11 ◼   ► I think if they could have replanned it,

00:09:13 ◼   ► the spaceship would have been even bigger.

00:09:15 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:09:16 ◼   ► - It's huge, just to be clear.

00:09:19 ◼   ► And it's also like in the middle of the neighborhood.

00:09:21 ◼   ► It's just truly one of the stranger experiences

00:09:24 ◼   ► you have driving out to it.

00:09:25 ◼   ► But yeah, the theater,

00:09:27 ◼   ► I remember the first time I walked into it,

00:09:29 ◼   ► someone said, "It's already too small for what we wanna do."

00:09:33 ◼   ► So I think they know their audience is bigger outside.

00:09:36 ◼   ► But the value for me going in person

00:09:39 ◼   ► is seeing you and gossiping with you for five minutes

00:09:41 ◼   ► and then talking to the executives

00:09:44 ◼   ► and being able to hold the product immediately

00:09:47 ◼   ► after it's announced is completely underrated.

00:09:49 ◼   ► Nothing on the internet looks like

00:09:51 ◼   ► it does in person in my opinion.

00:09:52 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's so true.

00:09:54 ◼   ► No, the colors are the main thing I,

00:09:57 ◼   ► one of the main things I missed.

00:09:58 ◼   ► It's talking to people face to face

00:10:00 ◼   ► is number one, the biggest thing.

00:10:01 ◼   ► Whether it's friendlies like you and Joanna and Panzarena

00:10:05 ◼   ► or Apple people, right?

00:10:07 ◼   ► And getting off the record three, four minutes

00:10:11 ◼   ► with Phil Schiller or Alan Dye or whoever else

00:10:15 ◼   ► and other people whose names,

00:10:17 ◼   ► people I know whose names listeners might not know.

00:10:19 ◼   ► But just getting little bits like that,

00:10:21 ◼   ► you cannot get that without the face to face.

00:10:24 ◼   ► - Yeah, there's just an element of

00:10:27 ◼   ► you ask different questions on Zoom briefings

00:10:31 ◼   ► than you would in person.

00:10:32 ◼   ► It's just like the stakes of every remote conversation

00:10:35 ◼   ► seem higher to me.

00:10:37 ◼   ► So in person, I was like, really, Dynamic Island?

00:10:40 ◼   ► Like tell me about this.

00:10:41 ◼   ► And then on a Zoom call or whatever,

00:10:43 ◼   ► it's like a very formal question.

00:10:44 ◼   ► And you do a different kind of journalism in person,

00:10:49 ◼   ► so I appreciate that.

00:10:50 ◼   ► - Yeah, I'm trying to think what else.

00:10:51 ◼   ► Oh, yeah, I was gonna say the second thing that I missed

00:10:54 ◼   ► other than face to face is seeing the color of things

00:10:57 ◼   ► in person. - Yes.

00:10:58 ◼   ► - I would almost say two extremes, right?

00:11:02 ◼   ► Where with the Apple Watch Ultra,

00:11:05 ◼   ► to see the orange, which I really love,

00:11:07 ◼   ► orange is one of my favorite colors.

00:11:09 ◼   ► And I think that they really nailed it.

00:11:12 ◼   ► I think it is just the perfect orange for this.

00:11:15 ◼   ► And then with the iPhone's 14 Pro,

00:11:18 ◼   ► they all still look gray.

00:11:20 ◼   ► Even in their perfectly lit hands-on area,

00:11:24 ◼   ► to my eyes, you could see like deep purple's purple.

00:11:27 ◼   ► But when I tried to take a photo of it,

00:11:29 ◼   ► the camera kept, my 13 Pro kept white balancing

00:11:33 ◼   ► to make it gray.

00:11:34 ◼   ► - That's fascinating.

00:11:37 ◼   ► At WWC, I had all but forgotten how to use my camera.

00:11:39 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:11:40 ◼   ► Like I was there with David Pierce and we're like,

00:11:42 ◼   ► oh, we are rusty.

00:11:43 ◼   ► We have no idea what we're doing.

00:11:44 ◼   ► We haven't used these things under pressure in two years.

00:11:47 ◼   ► So we were a little bit better this time.

00:11:49 ◼   ► But yeah, it's hard.

00:11:50 ◼   ► Apple's lighting is basically perfect.

00:11:53 ◼   ► It's hard to complain about.

00:11:54 ◼   ► But it's still capturing what your eyes see as color

00:11:59 ◼   ► and what the camera, it's a forever challenge.

00:12:03 ◼   ► It's actually one of my favorite sort of like

00:12:04 ◼   ► live tech journalism challenges is like,

00:12:07 ◼   ► getting a good photo under pressure is like fun.

00:12:11 ◼   ► I enjoy that piece of it.

00:12:13 ◼   ► - I am, luckily, I mean, it's both by design and by talent.

00:12:18 ◼   ► Don't really publish live photos from the event.

00:12:22 ◼   ► I love taking photos.

00:12:23 ◼   ► I'm an avid and I have always been avid

00:12:26 ◼   ► prosumer photographer.

00:12:27 ◼   ► But there's a reason I'm not a professional photographer.

00:12:30 ◼   ► I don't really have a talent for it.

00:12:31 ◼   ► And I'm blown away.

00:12:33 ◼   ► I try to take photos as though I might publish them.

00:12:37 ◼   ► And I see other people's photos of the exact same thing

00:12:41 ◼   ► in the exact same hands-on area that I was trying to take.

00:12:44 ◼   ► And theirs look great and are really cleverly framed.

00:12:47 ◼   ► And mine look like somebody's shoulder

00:12:49 ◼   ► is standing in front of me.

00:12:50 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:12:52 ◼   ► - One of my all time favorite moments

00:12:54 ◼   ► from a decade of doing this now,

00:12:56 ◼   ► which is an incredible thing to say,

00:12:58 ◼   ► is when the Palm Pre was announced at CES way back when.

00:13:02 ◼   ► This is like pre LTE era and the wifi was bad at CES.

00:13:07 ◼   ► And so I was in the trailer we had at CES

00:13:10 ◼   ► out in the parking lot.

00:13:11 ◼   ► And Paul Miller sprinted from the hall to our trailer

00:13:16 ◼   ► after having taken photos.

00:13:17 ◼   ► And he entered the trailer and he held his SD card

00:13:20 ◼   ► aloft in victory.

00:13:22 ◼   ► And we published the photos first

00:13:23 ◼   ► because he had sprinted back to our trailer

00:13:25 ◼   ► that had a hard connection with his SD card.

00:13:28 ◼   ► And that's like, that's what I mean.

00:13:29 ◼   ► That's the fun.

00:13:30 ◼   ► Like there's a competitive element to doing it.

00:13:33 ◼   ► Now, do I take photos nearly as good

00:13:35 ◼   ► as half of the YouTubers out there?

00:13:37 ◼   ► No, I do not.

00:13:38 ◼   ► But every day is an incremental improvement.

00:13:41 ◼   ► - I also continue to be blown away by the footage

00:13:44 ◼   ► that the really good YouTubers like Marques and Justine

00:13:48 ◼   ► get out of that hands-on scrum because it's chaos.

00:13:52 ◼   ► It is pure chaos.

00:13:55 ◼   ► And then you watch their videos afterwards.

00:13:57 ◼   ► And yeah, they shoot lots of B-roll afterwards.

00:14:00 ◼   ► They get some time when everybody's been cleared out

00:14:02 ◼   ► and they can set up.

00:14:03 ◼   ► But they have lots of footage that they've taken

00:14:05 ◼   ► during the scrum and it's so good.

00:14:09 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's good.

00:14:10 ◼   ► They have a secret.

00:14:11 ◼   ► We have been watching them for years

00:14:13 ◼   ► 'cause we're already a team that's competitive with them too.

00:14:15 ◼   ► They wait.

00:14:16 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:14:17 ◼   ► - They're just more patient than we are.

00:14:19 ◼   ► And all things, a little more time,

00:14:22 ◼   ► is like a 10x improvement.

00:14:24 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah.

00:14:25 ◼   ► Yeah, and it's still, that's one thing that hasn't changed

00:14:27 ◼   ► is the need to publish.

00:14:30 ◼   ► And that initial scrum lasts and then everybody files out.

00:14:35 ◼   ► And that's my secret too is in the immediate aftermath

00:14:38 ◼   ► of the keynote, go look for people to talk to.

00:14:41 ◼   ► Don't try to get near the products 'cause it's chaos.

00:14:44 ◼   ► And you just wait half an hour and then all of a sudden

00:14:46 ◼   ► it's not that hard to get near any of the products.

00:14:49 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's exactly right.

00:14:50 ◼   ► It's like, oh, there's a secret to success here

00:14:52 ◼   ► and it's waiting for my impatient ass to get out of the way.

00:14:57 ◼   ► (both laughing)

00:14:58 ◼   ► - All right, let me take a break here.

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00:17:48 ◼   ► Let's talk the stuff that was actually announced, right?

00:17:53 ◼   ► iPhone 14s, the reviews all dropped.

00:17:57 ◼   ► Well, most of them dropped on Wednesday.

00:18:00 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:18:02 ◼   ► - Yeah, to make it clear,

00:18:04 ◼   ► I'm on this show because I texted Jon

00:18:06 ◼   ► and said, "Where's your review?"

00:18:08 ◼   ► - No, you said, "Are you reviewing the phone?"

00:18:10 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:18:12 ◼   ► - Yeah, did you just quit this year?

00:18:13 ◼   ► Are you just out?

00:18:14 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:18:16 ◼   ► - I had nothing to say.

00:18:18 ◼   ► - I'm looking at it now, it's like 20,000 words.

00:18:23 ◼   ► - It's actually longer than usual.

00:18:25 ◼   ► I knew it was gonna be longer than usual.

00:18:27 ◼   ► There's a couple of, number one,

00:18:32 ◼   ► I'm a slow writer and I'm always late,

00:18:34 ◼   ► and so it's my fault.

00:18:35 ◼   ► And if I had any sort of deadline,

00:18:39 ◼   ► ability to hit deadlines in my brain,

00:18:42 ◼   ► I still could have done it.

00:18:43 ◼   ► So it's on me, I'm not making excuses.

00:18:45 ◼   ► But they didn't give us the phones until the next day.

00:18:49 ◼   ► And traditionally, the day of the keynote,

00:18:52 ◼   ► then in the afternoon, the press briefing,

00:18:55 ◼   ► the one-on-one briefings where they hand reviewers

00:18:58 ◼   ► the kit you're going to get happen,

00:19:00 ◼   ► and then you can get started.

00:19:01 ◼   ► Well, those didn't happen until the next day.

00:19:04 ◼   ► And the event wasn't on a Tuesday, it was on a Wednesday,

00:19:07 ◼   ► 'cause it happened in Labor Day week.

00:19:10 ◼   ► So everything got pushed back a week.

00:19:12 ◼   ► But they always launched the things on the next Friday.

00:19:17 ◼   ► That's set in stone and has never, ever, ever

00:19:20 ◼   ► been an exception to it, right?

00:19:21 ◼   ► Phones always come out on a Friday.

00:19:23 ◼   ► So effectively, to hit the embargo, we only had five days.

00:19:28 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:19:29 ◼   ► - Which, a week for me, is really pushing it.

00:19:32 ◼   ► And I don't shoot video, but for me,

00:19:34 ◼   ► a week is really pushing it.

00:19:36 ◼   ► And it turns out, it took me a week.

00:19:38 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:19:40 ◼   ► - Well, so candidly for me, we just kinda dropped

00:19:43 ◼   ► the battery life testing.

00:19:44 ◼   ► But you can't do it.

00:19:46 ◼   ► Like, we were tracking it, but without that extra

00:19:50 ◼   ► couple days, the way you wanna do it is you just wanna

00:19:52 ◼   ► use the phone as normal for as long as you can.

00:19:55 ◼   ► But we were shooting videos and looking at photos.

00:19:57 ◼   ► We had to turn the brightness up and point a camera at it.

00:20:01 ◼   ► And it's like, all I can tell you is that I think

00:20:05 ◼   ► the battery runs down a little bit faster

00:20:06 ◼   ► on the Pro than usual.

00:20:07 ◼   ► I'll let you know in the future.

00:20:10 ◼   ► But that was very candidly the thing I had to just let go.

00:20:12 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:20:13 ◼   ► I kind of put something similar in my review

00:20:16 ◼   ► where it was something, something to the effect of,

00:20:18 ◼   ► look, when I'm testing these phones,

00:20:20 ◼   ► I'm shooting way more video than I usually do,

00:20:23 ◼   ► taking more photos, and just using it more, right?

00:20:25 ◼   ► Because as opposed to in a normal week

00:20:29 ◼   ► where I might think, hey, I've been dicking around

00:20:31 ◼   ► on my phone too much, I should sit down at my Mac

00:20:33 ◼   ► and get to work, right, and work.

00:20:36 ◼   ► And I've got a sort of thing in the back of my head saying,

00:20:39 ◼   ► don't waste too much time on your phone.

00:20:41 ◼   ► When you're testing a new phone to try to develop

00:20:45 ◼   ► a fully formed opinion in five days to get a review

00:20:50 ◼   ► that you think is going to stand the test of time,

00:20:52 ◼   ► you're using the phone all the time.

00:20:54 ◼   ► You're trying to use the phone more.

00:20:56 ◼   ► So it's literally, I really think impossible

00:21:01 ◼   ► to simultaneously use a phone to review it

00:21:04 ◼   ► and gauge what's the actual battery life.

00:21:09 ◼   ► And the only way to gauge battery life, in my opinion,

00:21:12 ◼   ► is to just sort of use the phone in normal use

00:21:15 ◼   ► and then tell people, here's how the battery did.

00:21:18 ◼   ► Because how can you test it?

00:21:19 ◼   ► There's no test that simulates practical use.

00:21:22 ◼   ► And it's so complicated.

00:21:24 ◼   ► You can't run some kind of bench.

00:21:25 ◼   ► I know that's what Apple does, is they'll just play

00:21:29 ◼   ► streaming video until the battery runs dry

00:21:32 ◼   ► and say 22 hours of streaming video.

00:21:35 ◼   ► Or music playback, that's one of my favorites, right?

00:21:37 ◼   ► If you just let it play music on battery,

00:21:40 ◼   ► it'll last 63 hours.

00:21:41 ◼   ► I'm making these numbers up.

00:21:42 ◼   ► But how is that useful, right?

00:21:45 ◼   ► - So it's interesting that they have traditionally

00:21:48 ◼   ► used those sorts of metrics with MacBooks.

00:21:50 ◼   ► And I sort of get why.

00:21:53 ◼   ► It's just like, here's a thing you can do.

00:21:55 ◼   ► With phones, I mean, and this is something

00:21:59 ◼   ► we have chased for years, Apple has this set

00:22:01 ◼   ► of telemetry data that they have worked into

00:22:05 ◼   ► some sort of model where they can model

00:22:09 ◼   ► basically an average day of iPhone processor usage

00:22:12 ◼   ► and sensor usage and whatever usage

00:22:15 ◼   ► against the capacity of the battery.

00:22:17 ◼   ► I don't have access to this model,

00:22:19 ◼   ► so we just have to use the phones like normals and guess.

00:22:23 ◼   ► But Apple, the switch they've made, I think, this year

00:22:25 ◼   ► with, hey, it's this many hours of video playback,

00:22:29 ◼   ► like in the past, they would just say like 12 hours

00:22:32 ◼   ► of battery life or whatever it is.

00:22:33 ◼   ► 'Cause they have a model, and that's why Apple's

00:22:36 ◼   ► traditionally better at underestimating

00:22:38 ◼   ► their own battery life, because they have the data

00:22:42 ◼   ► about iPhone usage that lets them do it

00:22:44 ◼   ► in a way that they kind of can't get with the Mac.

00:22:46 ◼   ► - Right.

00:22:47 ◼   ► - But this one's just a weird one.

00:22:50 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:22:51 ◼   ► - Especially on the Pro, because of the always-on display.

00:22:53 ◼   ► - Yeah, right, and again, we've only got so much time.

00:22:57 ◼   ► Most of the time, we wanna spend using it.

00:22:59 ◼   ► I like to try to use it the way they intend you to use it,

00:23:02 ◼   ► and the way they intend you to use the new 14 Pros

00:23:05 ◼   ► is with the always-on display at its default setting.

00:23:09 ◼   ► And so any sort of determination of, well,

00:23:12 ◼   ► what happens if you turn off the always-on display

00:23:15 ◼   ► and just have it go off like all the other iPhones

00:23:19 ◼   ► in existence, does that actually give you

00:23:21 ◼   ► a day-to-day boost?

00:23:22 ◼   ► - Well, there's no possible way you could figure that out

00:23:24 ◼   ► in a week while you're simultaneously testing the phone.

00:23:27 ◼   ► It's not possible.

00:23:28 ◼   ► I mean, we'll find out, and it's just one of those things

00:23:30 ◼   ► where I didn't wanna worry about it,

00:23:32 ◼   ► 'cause it's like, we'll be able to do it.

00:23:33 ◼   ► It's just, we won't have it.

00:23:35 ◼   ► You and I won't have it in this golden week

00:23:38 ◼   ► where we've got the new iPhones and nobody else does, right?

00:23:41 ◼   ► I mean, it's going to come out if battery life

00:23:43 ◼   ► actually suffers because of the always-on display.

00:23:46 ◼   ► - Yeah, my instinct is that it,

00:23:51 ◼   ► I mean, this is in your review too.

00:23:52 ◼   ► We're starting with the least interesting thing.

00:23:54 ◼   ► - I know, we really are.

00:23:55 ◼   ► - We're gonna build our way up to yonder.

00:23:56 ◼   ► But it's a really weird always-on display.

00:23:59 ◼   ► - No, I don't think it's the most,

00:24:00 ◼   ► to me, it's the second most interesting thing.

00:24:02 ◼   ► It's not the second most important thing,

00:24:04 ◼   ► but I called it super interesting,

00:24:06 ◼   ► 'cause I think it is incredibly interesting.

00:24:09 ◼   ► So I think it's okay to start with it.

00:24:11 ◼   ► It's a wild always-on display.

00:24:13 ◼   ► I mean, the thing I wrote in my review is,

00:24:16 ◼   ► honestly, what did I say?

00:24:17 ◼   ► Microjolt, thousands of microjolts of panic all week long

00:24:22 ◼   ► every time I glance at it.

00:24:24 ◼   ► Because before my conscious brain can register,

00:24:26 ◼   ► yes, this is the new phone with an always-on display,

00:24:29 ◼   ► I immediately think, oh my god, my phone's broken.

00:24:32 ◼   ► Something's gone out of control

00:24:34 ◼   ► and the battery's ragingly depleted

00:24:36 ◼   ► because I haven't touched it in half an hour

00:24:38 ◼   ► and the screen is still fully on.

00:24:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, no, it's really weird.

00:24:42 ◼   ► So I was sitting next to Becca Farsacce,

00:24:44 ◼   ► our video director who was making the review with me,

00:24:47 ◼   ► and we both had them, and both of us, all day long,

00:24:51 ◼   ► were tapping on the screen,

00:24:52 ◼   ► 'cause we were like, why is this on?

00:24:53 ◼   ► It's just strange.

00:24:54 ◼   ► I mean, Apple's late to the game here,

00:24:57 ◼   ► and Android phones have had this forever.

00:24:58 ◼   ► And mostly what Android phones mean by always-on

00:25:02 ◼   ► is mostly-off.

00:25:04 ◼   ► Like, the game they have played is they can drop,

00:25:06 ◼   ► they can turn off most of an OLED display, it goes to black,

00:25:09 ◼   ► and they can selectively light up some pixels

00:25:11 ◼   ► to show you a clock.

00:25:12 ◼   ► - Right, and maybe like a signal strength indicator,

00:25:14 ◼   ► like the status bar stays on or something like that,

00:25:17 ◼   ► but you get the date and the clock in ghosted-out white

00:25:20 ◼   ► on an OLED black, and it's--

00:25:22 ◼   ► - It looks fine, right?

00:25:24 ◼   ► And now there's like however many years of iteration,

00:25:26 ◼   ► seven years of iteration on Android.

00:25:28 ◼   ► So now there's customizations,

00:25:30 ◼   ► there's the different manufacturers have different looks,

00:25:32 ◼   ► the off-screen looks different than the lock screen.

00:25:34 ◼   ► It's a whole world, it's a whole ecosystem

00:25:37 ◼   ► of always-on displays.

00:25:38 ◼   ► And Apple's like, it's your lock screen, but dimmer.

00:25:41 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:25:48 ◼   ► - I actually dug out my old iPhone 5S and powered it on,

00:25:53 ◼   ► and I actually have a suspicion that the new phone

00:25:58 ◼   ► in always-on state is about as bright as like

00:26:02 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:26:03 ◼   ► a 10-year-old iPhone with sort of default brightness settings

00:26:06 ◼   ► It's that bright.

00:26:07 ◼   ► I'm not joking.

00:26:09 ◼   ► Like I wrote in my review,

00:26:10 ◼   ► if the phone sort of malfunctioned or broke

00:26:13 ◼   ► or like three years from now it was sort of flaking out,

00:26:16 ◼   ► and the maximum screen brightness was,

00:26:19 ◼   ► that I could ever get was about as bright as it gets

00:26:22 ◼   ► in always-on mode.

00:26:23 ◼   ► You could totally use the phone.

00:26:24 ◼   ► Like the way that people will use a phone

00:26:26 ◼   ► with a cracked screen that isn't all that cracked.

00:26:29 ◼   ► There's all sorts of ways your phone can get damaged

00:26:31 ◼   ► and people still use it.

00:26:32 ◼   ► I was in New York on Wednesday for an all afternoon meeting

00:26:36 ◼   ► that again, another reason my review was late,

00:26:39 ◼   ► but you know, my fault.

00:26:40 ◼   ► But it was interesting to travel with the phone,

00:26:42 ◼   ► but for reasons could not, had to happen this week,

00:26:45 ◼   ► even though ordinarily I'd go to extraordinary lengths

00:26:48 ◼   ► not to schedule anything during iPhone review week.

00:26:50 ◼   ► But I was on the train from Philly and I saw a guy

00:26:53 ◼   ► and I was like, whoa, that's a wild looking phone.

00:26:55 ◼   ► I think it was some kind of Android phone,

00:26:57 ◼   ► but he'd obviously, it wasn't cracked,

00:26:59 ◼   ► but about one third of the way over on his screen

00:27:04 ◼   ► while holding it in a regular up and down vertical format,

00:27:08 ◼   ► there was like this lightsaber bright vertical line

00:27:13 ◼   ► from the bottom to the top, perfectly straight,

00:27:15 ◼   ► maybe about 10 pixels wide.

00:27:18 ◼   ► Like the clearly the brightest the screen could possibly get

00:27:22 ◼   ► just permanently just, and I salute him.

00:27:25 ◼   ► And the guy obviously wasn't, he was well-dried,

00:27:28 ◼   ► had a full suit on and he's like, ah, fuck it.

00:27:30 ◼   ► And it's like sort of a cool look really.

00:27:32 ◼   ► - That's just his wallpaper look.

00:27:36 ◼   ► - No, I thought it was his wallpaper,

00:27:37 ◼   ► but then I saw him flicking around and it's like, oh shit,

00:27:40 ◼   ► man, it looked like a cool wallpaper.

00:27:42 ◼   ► And instead it's like,

00:27:44 ◼   ► that's just how his phone looks all the time.

00:27:46 ◼   ► But I swear if that's as bright as the iPhone 14 Pro

00:27:49 ◼   ► ever got, you could totally use this phone

00:27:52 ◼   ► except maybe in bright light.

00:27:54 ◼   ► But I have to say too, on the way home from New York

00:27:58 ◼   ► down to Philly, I was like, there's a five, yeah,

00:28:01 ◼   ► five o'clock, five to six Acela.

00:28:04 ◼   ► And around this time of year, the sun is getting lower

00:28:07 ◼   ► and it was a really nice day Wednesday.

00:28:09 ◼   ► So the sun was, and I happened to sit on the sunny side

00:28:13 ◼   ► of the train and super bright sunlight

00:28:18 ◼   ► streaming through the window of the train

00:28:21 ◼   ► onto the table desk.

00:28:23 ◼   ► I don't know what you call those things on the Acela.

00:28:25 ◼   ► I guess it's a table.

00:28:26 ◼   ► I'm typing on my MacBook Pro,

00:28:29 ◼   ► actually writing my review for squeezing another hour

00:28:32 ◼   ► of writing in with the phone sitting next to it.

00:28:36 ◼   ► And because the sun was so bright,

00:28:38 ◼   ► the phone detected that it was bright.

00:28:42 ◼   ► It is insane how bright the always on was

00:28:45 ◼   ► while it was bathed in the full rays

00:28:49 ◼   ► of mid September bright sunshine.

00:28:51 ◼   ► It was shocking.

00:28:53 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah, I think they missed a trick with it.

00:28:56 ◼   ► I think it would have been better if it was more off.

00:28:59 ◼   ► And they allowed some of these,

00:29:00 ◼   ► there's a lot of new widgets.

00:29:02 ◼   ► Like the whole Dynamic Island

00:29:03 ◼   ► is basically a new widget system.

00:29:05 ◼   ► So I get there's only so many more widgets

00:29:07 ◼   ► they can demand of developers.

00:29:10 ◼   ► But there's a move here where they actually make it

00:29:13 ◼   ► more different than the lock screen

00:29:15 ◼   ► and that makes more sense.

00:29:16 ◼   ► And I think they just need to get there.

00:29:17 ◼   ► And what they will say is we didn't want to do

00:29:19 ◼   ► the always on the cover analysis doing so we did it our way.

00:29:21 ◼   ► And it's like, well, there's, you didn't,

00:29:24 ◼   ► it's sometimes it's fine to piggyback

00:29:26 ◼   ► on seven years of Android iteration.

00:29:29 ◼   ► And that whole huge market has landed on mostly

00:29:32 ◼   ► black and white for a reason.

00:29:34 ◼   ► - I do think we have this weird,

00:29:38 ◼   ► and it's been here forever, not forever,

00:29:41 ◼   ► but for as long as the iPhone Sam dominant era

00:29:46 ◼   ► of smartphones has existed, let's say 2010 onward.

00:29:51 ◼   ► This and it doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon

00:29:54 ◼   ► where Apple and the entire Android industry

00:29:59 ◼   ► are have this very strange relationship with each other.

00:30:03 ◼   ► And I know some people go nuts when I pointed out,

00:30:07 ◼   ► but it's like the Android side will at times

00:30:12 ◼   ► shamelessly copy from Apple.

00:30:14 ◼   ► There's a new Samsung Galaxy home app,

00:30:18 ◼   ► which you cannot believe when you see it

00:30:21 ◼   ► that it's not the iOS home app.

00:30:24 ◼   ► I mean, it's not just at a glance.

00:30:27 ◼   ► It's like you would actually have to get there

00:30:28 ◼   ► and like really look at the fonts to see,

00:30:30 ◼   ► oh, that's not San Francisco.

00:30:32 ◼   ► That's the Android font.

00:30:33 ◼   ► It is so cool.

00:30:35 ◼   ► It's one of the most preposterous ripoffs I've ever seen,

00:30:38 ◼   ► which is ridiculous because everybody thinks iOS

00:30:41 ◼   ► is home app stinks, right?

00:30:43 ◼   ► It's one of my least favorite interfaces

00:30:46 ◼   ► that Apple has ever come up with.

00:30:48 ◼   ► I, it boggles my mind that this is still the home interface

00:30:53 ◼   ► and yet Samsung copied it.

00:30:54 ◼   ► And then on the flip side, Apple seemed,

00:30:57 ◼   ► not that they haven't, there's certainly ideas

00:30:59 ◼   ► that were Android first that they've taken, right?

00:31:01 ◼   ► And notifications, iOS was way behind on like a notification.

00:31:06 ◼   ► They didn't even have a notification center

00:31:08 ◼   ► until after it was well-established on Android.

00:31:11 ◼   ► So there are ideas that have gone Android first.

00:31:15 ◼   ► I'm not saying that Apple doesn't take anything

00:31:17 ◼   ► that comes from Android and then do it,

00:31:19 ◼   ► but there are other times where it seems like

00:31:21 ◼   ► their pride keeps them from following something

00:31:25 ◼   ► that they didn't do first when they should.

00:31:28 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:31:29 ◼   ► Yeah, and there's an element of that copying back and forth

00:31:31 ◼   ► is it's kind of just related to switching costs.

00:31:34 ◼   ► Like one of the reasons things tend to look

00:31:37 ◼   ► like the Apple way is 'cause asking someone

00:31:41 ◼   ► to think about a new way of turning on the light bulbs

00:31:43 ◼   ► in your house is too much.

00:31:46 ◼   ► So might as well just look like the phone you had before.

00:31:48 ◼   ► Like the amount you can gain by reinventing that

00:31:53 ◼   ► is very low compared to the amount of,

00:31:56 ◼   ► well, actually we need you to like Android notifications

00:31:58 ◼   ► overall are way different, right?

00:32:01 ◼   ► Apple is just like insistent that you're gonna think

00:32:03 ◼   ► about things their way even when the best way

00:32:06 ◼   ► has been kind of like I'm saying, relentlessly iterated on

00:32:09 ◼   ► in the biggest phone markets in the world

00:32:11 ◼   ► in China and India, right?

00:32:13 ◼   ► Like that's where Android phones are huge.

00:32:15 ◼   ► And there's ferocious competition

00:32:18 ◼   ► for the best always on display.

00:32:19 ◼   ► And you can just like boost it

00:32:20 ◼   ► and no one's gonna get mad at you.

00:32:22 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:32:24 ◼   ► - So the first thing, and I spent the most words on,

00:32:29 ◼   ► is just the fact that it really, and I think most people who,

00:32:33 ◼   ► obviously my site in particular is from people

00:32:36 ◼   ► who are fully permanently all in on the iOS side.

00:32:40 ◼   ► And the biggest lock-in is honestly just the way

00:32:43 ◼   ► that your mind is sort of as a human, right,

00:32:46 ◼   ► locks into the way the system works, right?

00:32:51 ◼   ► I remember at like sort of the peak

00:32:53 ◼   ► of Mac versus Windows competition.

00:32:56 ◼   ► And I would say it's epitomized by the era

00:33:00 ◼   ► when Adobe, Photoshop and Illustrator,

00:33:05 ◼   ► and like when InDesign was new,

00:33:09 ◼   ► and that those were really the only apps designers used.

00:33:12 ◼   ► And Adobe had really pulled off the very difficult feat

00:33:17 ◼   ► of complete parity between them.

00:33:20 ◼   ► And the Mac user interface nerd that I am combined with

00:33:25 ◼   ► at the time being a designer was annoyed by all the ways

00:33:28 ◼   ► that Adobe's previously gloriously Mac human interface,

00:33:33 ◼   ► consistent apps had sort of gone in a,

00:33:38 ◼   ► not in a Windows way, but the way that app,

00:33:41 ◼   ► big companies like Adobe that are trying

00:33:43 ◼   ► to pull off something like that

00:33:44 ◼   ► sort of developed their own language, right?

00:33:46 ◼   ► They developed an Adobe style of interface

00:33:50 ◼   ► that was on Mac and Windows.

00:33:52 ◼   ► - Kai's Power Tools is my favorite.

00:33:54 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah, oh that's. (laughs)

00:33:57 ◼   ► - Just like what is happening here?

00:33:59 ◼   ► - I used to enjoy, we had it at the student newspaper

00:34:03 ◼   ► and we, I used to, I never used it.

00:34:05 ◼   ► I never did a damn thing with it

00:34:06 ◼   ► because obviously the stuff that Kai's Power Tools did

00:34:09 ◼   ► is not my style of design, but I loved firing it up

00:34:12 ◼   ► just to like, just to play with it 'cause it was glorious.

00:34:15 ◼   ► No, but it really was, and if your job was

00:34:19 ◼   ► using Photoshop and Illustrator and that's it,

00:34:22 ◼   ► you could have easily just switched from Mac to Windows

00:34:25 ◼   ► or vice versa because the Adobe tools

00:34:27 ◼   ► really were completely compatible,

00:34:28 ◼   ► but nobody did it because you just, one side or the other,

00:34:32 ◼   ► you were locked into the way the file system was organized

00:34:34 ◼   ► and stuff like that.

00:34:36 ◼   ► So my readers are obviously on the iOS side of things.

00:34:39 ◼   ► I think that they're gonna be like me

00:34:41 ◼   ► where obviously Apple's very late to the idea

00:34:44 ◼   ► of having an always-on iPhone display.

00:34:47 ◼   ► And for years, the longer you've been on the iPhone,

00:34:50 ◼   ► the more I think ingrained it is is the idea

00:34:53 ◼   ► that one of the top ways to preserve your battery

00:34:56 ◼   ► is to keep the screen off as much as you can

00:34:59 ◼   ► and going back further in time,

00:35:02 ◼   ► to keep the brightness a little dimmer

00:35:05 ◼   ► than you'd like it to be, and you could really eke out

00:35:07 ◼   ► a lot more all-day battery life

00:35:10 ◼   ► in the early era of smartphones.

00:35:13 ◼   ► By keeping the brightness,

00:35:14 ◼   ► this doesn't actually look great,

00:35:16 ◼   ► but you keep it easy enough to read

00:35:18 ◼   ► but not as bright as you'd really like it to be,

00:35:20 ◼   ► but you could definitely see,

00:35:23 ◼   ► oh, I get through all day now,

00:35:25 ◼   ► whereas when I had the brightness up where it looks best,

00:35:27 ◼   ► it's dead by eight o'clock.

00:35:29 ◼   ► So it's just ingrained in your habit as an iPhone user to,

00:35:33 ◼   ► if you're not using it, you want the screen off.

00:35:36 ◼   ► - Yeah. - It's driving me nuts

00:35:39 ◼   ► that the goddamn screen's always on.

00:35:41 ◼   ► So here's the other question,

00:35:43 ◼   ► the thing I wound up with in the review.

00:35:45 ◼   ► - You can turn it off.

00:35:46 ◼   ► - What is the purpose of the always-on display?

00:35:49 ◼   ► - Cynically, my answer is they need to add more stuff

00:35:53 ◼   ► to the iPhone every year,

00:35:55 ◼   ► and they finally got to the point

00:35:56 ◼   ► where this was on the list.

00:35:58 ◼   ► I don't think there's a point beyond it,

00:36:00 ◼   ► 'cause they're not attracting Android switchers

00:36:03 ◼   ► because they've added an always-on display,

00:36:05 ◼   ► especially one like this.

00:36:07 ◼   ► - I think part of it is that,

00:36:09 ◼   ► and they wanted to do it their way,

00:36:11 ◼   ► and their way means showing off technically

00:36:14 ◼   ► in a way that nobody else can compete with, right?

00:36:17 ◼   ► I don't think there's a phone on the market

00:36:18 ◼   ► that could possibly, and like you said,

00:36:20 ◼   ► if there is a noticeable battery life detriment to this,

00:36:24 ◼   ► it's not so bad that we're not getting through a full day

00:36:26 ◼   ► with the iPhone 14 Pro, right?

00:36:28 ◼   ► I mean- - Yeah.

00:36:30 ◼   ► No, happily getting through a full day.

00:36:31 ◼   ► I would say that maybe they waited to add,

00:36:33 ◼   ► this is the non-clinical answer,

00:36:35 ◼   ► they needed to get to, what's it, the A16,

00:36:38 ◼   ► with its battery draw against the battery in this thing,

00:36:41 ◼   ► and they could finally add it in an acceptable rate

00:36:44 ◼   ► of power consumption, 'cause they got the chip

00:36:47 ◼   ► that's efficient enough to pull it off.

00:36:50 ◼   ► I'm sure that it's some mishmash of those things.

00:36:53 ◼   ► - Yeah, and the other thing, I don't understand it.

00:36:55 ◼   ► If I ever had the opportunity to pick somebody's brain

00:36:58 ◼   ► for an hour and have them explain it to me,

00:37:00 ◼   ► I understand how going from like a 60 hertz refresh

00:37:03 ◼   ► to 120 is technically difficult, right?

00:37:07 ◼   ► Higher frame rate is just,

00:37:09 ◼   ► you don't even have to understand how cameras work

00:37:12 ◼   ► or displays work.

00:37:14 ◼   ► Going faster is harder.

00:37:16 ◼   ► I've never quite understood why going to one hertz

00:37:20 ◼   ► is technically difficult, but I am to understand

00:37:23 ◼   ► that it's actually incredibly difficult,

00:37:26 ◼   ► that updating once per second is actually really, really hard

00:37:29 ◼   ► and that these displays are also very, very expensive

00:37:33 ◼   ► to produce.

00:37:34 ◼   ► It really does justify the price delta beyond,

00:37:40 ◼   ► marketing segmentation at just a pure cost

00:37:43 ◼   ► to produce these devices way, the display,

00:37:46 ◼   ► the promotion displays are really more expensive

00:37:49 ◼   ► than the ones in the iPhone 14 non-pro.

00:37:54 ◼   ► - Is that a one hertz difficulty

00:37:57 ◼   ► or is that a promotion from one to 120 hertz difficulty?

00:38:00 ◼   ► - I am to understand that, well,

00:38:01 ◼   ► 'cause you have to have promotion to go to one hertz, right?

00:38:04 ◼   ► - Sure. - Right,

00:38:05 ◼   ► because nobody's gonna buy a display

00:38:06 ◼   ► that only updates it once a second.

00:38:08 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:38:10 ◼   ► Although I guess that's sort of like,

00:38:13 ◼   ► I guess that's like a Kindle.

00:38:15 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's like many e-ink displays,

00:38:17 ◼   ► but also Apple's very serious about screen time.

00:38:19 ◼   ► If they just locked you into once per second

00:38:21 ◼   ► for a couple hours a day,

00:38:23 ◼   ► I mean, how do you solve the social media problem?

00:38:24 ◼   ► - Yeah, that would be a good thing to do.

00:38:27 ◼   ► And if you have your kid set on a schedule like that,

00:38:29 ◼   ► you could be like, you know what?

00:38:30 ◼   ► You can use your phones and your devices

00:38:32 ◼   ► as much as you want after seven o'clock at night,

00:38:34 ◼   ► but it'll be at one hertz.

00:38:36 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:38:38 ◼   ► - Yeah, TikTok is effectively over-prepared.

00:38:40 ◼   ► - Yeah. (laughing)

00:38:43 ◼   ► TikTok at one frame per second.

00:38:45 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:38:46 ◼   ► Oh, that would be great.

00:38:48 ◼   ► Mine, yeah, and the promotion part,

00:38:51 ◼   ► the fact that it dynamically shifts

00:38:53 ◼   ► from 120 all the way down to one.

00:38:55 ◼   ► Also, apparently, well, of course,

00:38:56 ◼   ► I mean, that does sound technically difficult,

00:38:59 ◼   ► even as a total layperson not even understanding it.

00:39:01 ◼   ► You just think, yeah, that seems really wild,

00:39:04 ◼   ► especially if it's done in a way

00:39:05 ◼   ► that the user is never, ever, ever supposed to notice

00:39:08 ◼   ► and, in fact, I never, ever notice

00:39:10 ◼   ► that it always seems to be running at 120 to me.

00:39:13 ◼   ► Difficult to do and expensive to produce, I get it.

00:39:17 ◼   ► Here's my non-cynical answer

00:39:19 ◼   ► to what they think the purpose of the always-on display is,

00:39:23 ◼   ► which is these live activities, which aren't out yet.

00:39:28 ◼   ► So it really makes it a hard marketing sell at the moment.

00:39:34 ◼   ► It's, I guess, coming in Iowa 16.1

00:39:38 ◼   ► because the beta, the first beta for 16.1

00:39:41 ◼   ► came out like two days ago and now it's been there.

00:39:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, and they have been saying this year

00:39:45 ◼   ► and it's September, so it feels like it's gotta be

00:39:48 ◼   ► in this next round.

00:39:49 ◼   ► - Yeah, but on the other hand,

00:39:50 ◼   ► they usually get to at least the .2 by the end of the year,

00:39:54 ◼   ► if not the .3, right?

00:39:56 ◼   ► They've sort of, and I think to their credit,

00:39:59 ◼   ► I think it's actually worked out great,

00:40:01 ◼   ► even though it's badgering users to get to,

00:40:04 ◼   ► I mean, what's iOS 15 up to?

00:40:06 ◼   ► A 15.7, I think?

00:40:07 ◼   ► Maybe it's 15.6 or wherever it finished,

00:40:11 ◼   ► but they get six or seven of these point updates

00:40:15 ◼   ► out throughout the year, all the way up through the summer

00:40:18 ◼   ► while they're already working on the next year's thing

00:40:21 ◼   ► and break features apart into them.

00:40:23 ◼   ► So it's either coming out, I don't know,

00:40:25 ◼   ► next month or sometime this year,

00:40:28 ◼   ► but it does, if that's sort of the point,

00:40:30 ◼   ► and it makes sense that, okay, the hardware's the thing

00:40:34 ◼   ► that is set in motion two years,

00:40:38 ◼   ► at least two years in advance.

00:40:39 ◼   ► And they probably knew more than two years,

00:40:42 ◼   ► I guess three or four years ago,

00:40:44 ◼   ► that this would be the year when the iPhone 14 Pros

00:40:48 ◼   ► should have this always on display.

00:40:52 ◼   ► So that meant the software,

00:40:53 ◼   ► and if the reason is to show off these live activities

00:40:57 ◼   ► so that you could just leave your phone at the desk

00:40:59 ◼   ► and have the Packers game in a live activity

00:41:04 ◼   ► while you're doing something else,

00:41:06 ◼   ► and every time you glance at the phone,

00:41:08 ◼   ► the score is accurate and the time remaining is accurate

00:41:12 ◼   ► to within 15, 30 seconds or something like that,

00:41:15 ◼   ► it makes sense that they're coming out in the same year.

00:41:18 ◼   ► And I think it's just, it's sort of, ah,

00:41:21 ◼   ► unfortunately this feature and software

00:41:23 ◼   ► wasn't ready in time in September.

00:41:26 ◼   ► But is that even, no matter how useful these live activities

00:41:29 ◼   ► are going to prove once we have them,

00:41:31 ◼   ► and we don't have them yet, right?

00:41:32 ◼   ► None of, it's not even like Apple has them

00:41:35 ◼   ► and third parties have to wait till later this year.

00:41:38 ◼   ► The live activities API just isn't in iOS 16.

00:41:41 ◼   ► I still don't know if it's worth it, right?

00:41:44 ◼   ► I don't know.

00:41:45 ◼   ► Maybe that's just me though, that I don't,

00:41:47 ◼   ► if I was going to follow the game,

00:41:49 ◼   ► it wouldn't be by following it on my iPhone

00:41:53 ◼   ► while it's sitting on a table.

00:41:55 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:41:57 ◼   ► - Well, maybe, I mean, there's an element.

00:41:58 ◼   ► Do you do the thing where you flip your phone over

00:42:01 ◼   ► when you're like at a restaurant or you're talking to,

00:42:03 ◼   ► I do this all the time.

00:42:04 ◼   ► - I keep it in my pocket is what I do.

00:42:07 ◼   ► - So yeah, so I'm one of these people

00:42:09 ◼   ► that takes their phone out and then to indicate

00:42:11 ◼   ► that I'm actually paying attention here.

00:42:12 ◼   ► - Right.

00:42:13 ◼   ► - Live activities, by the way, to me overall

00:42:16 ◼   ► seems like the feature of iOS 16.

00:42:18 ◼   ► Like maybe the most important feature of iOS 16.

00:42:22 ◼   ► It's hard to evaluate.

00:42:23 ◼   ► But you know, the dynamic island is built on live activities.

00:42:27 ◼   ► The promise of that whole thing depends on that shipping

00:42:29 ◼   ► and developers using it.

00:42:31 ◼   ► So I could see a world where, yeah,

00:42:34 ◼   ► there's a game on that I want to pay attention to,

00:42:37 ◼   ► but I'm out and talking to someone

00:42:38 ◼   ► and instead of flipping my phone over,

00:42:39 ◼   ► the score is updating at one hertz.

00:42:41 ◼   ► - Yeah, but on the other hand,

00:42:42 ◼   ► you can see how you do it.

00:42:43 ◼   ► - Doesn't this defeat the purpose though

00:42:45 ◼   ► with the screen being so bright?

00:42:47 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:42:49 ◼   ► Right, so me and you go out to lunch or dinner

00:42:53 ◼   ► or something like that and you want to do your thing,

00:42:56 ◼   ► which I try to keep my phone in my pocket

00:42:58 ◼   ► in such social situations,

00:43:00 ◼   ► but you want to make it seem as though you're engaged,

00:43:04 ◼   ► you're present in the conversation at the table,

00:43:06 ◼   ► but you are watching the Packers

00:43:09 ◼   ► or trying to stay up to date,

00:43:10 ◼   ► 'cause damn it, who the hell decided to have this dinner

00:43:13 ◼   ► when the Packers were on Thursday Night Football?

00:43:15 ◼   ► And there's your phone at this crazy brightness.

00:43:18 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:43:20 ◼   ► - Right, it would make more sense at black and white

00:43:22 ◼   ► than just the scores.

00:43:23 ◼   ► - Yeah, again, I think Apple wants you

00:43:27 ◼   ► to use your phone less.

00:43:28 ◼   ► I saw Tim Cook and Johnny Ivan learn pile jobs at Code,

00:43:32 ◼   ► and Kara is always saying,

00:43:34 ◼   ► the reason that journalists are here is to ask questions.

00:43:36 ◼   ► So I always go and ask questions.

00:43:37 ◼   ► And I was like, you guys are talking about

00:43:39 ◼   ► how much Steve Jobs hates social networks.

00:43:41 ◼   ► You make the phones of the social networks run on,

00:43:44 ◼   ► and he's like, yeah, we have screen time.

00:43:45 ◼   ► We want you to use your phone less.

00:43:46 ◼   ► And so I get it.

00:43:48 ◼   ► There's some element of this where the always on display

00:43:52 ◼   ► theoretically lets you use your phone less,

00:43:54 ◼   ► because the information is passively coming to you.

00:43:57 ◼   ► But it's so bright that it still feels like

00:43:59 ◼   ► it's actively coming to you.

00:44:00 ◼   ► - Yeah. (laughing)

00:44:03 ◼   ► I guess that's, we'll see.

00:44:04 ◼   ► I don't wanna pass judgment on the live activities

00:44:07 ◼   ► before I've used it, because it seems innovative

00:44:10 ◼   ► and new enough that one of those things

00:44:12 ◼   ► where my imagination of how little I might use it

00:44:14 ◼   ► is I might be missing the ballpark.

00:44:16 ◼   ► - Well, I think this is why we should start talking

00:44:18 ◼   ► about the island.

00:44:19 ◼   ► The point of the island is live activity.

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00:47:32 ◼   ► All right, Dynamic Island time.

00:47:34 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:47:35 ◼   ► - So it's why I'm here, man.

00:47:37 ◼   ► I'm playing with it right now

00:47:38 ◼   ► while you're reading these ads, just to--

00:47:40 ◼   ► - Oh, I love the Dynamic Island.

00:47:42 ◼   ► - It's pretty fun.

00:47:43 ◼   ► - I liked your take on it.

00:47:44 ◼   ► I think you're underestimating it already, though.

00:47:46 ◼   ► I think it's already so super useful.

00:47:48 ◼   ► I think you get it.

00:47:49 ◼   ► I'm not saying you're wrong.

00:47:51 ◼   ► I just still think you're ever so slightly missing

00:47:56 ◼   ► how genius it is.

00:47:57 ◼   ► - So okay, my take, just for the audience,

00:47:58 ◼   ► I mean, you should obviously go read my review.

00:48:00 ◼   ► Stop listening to this podcast, go read my review,

00:48:01 ◼   ► watch the video, it's great.

00:48:02 ◼   ► My take on it is basically connected

00:48:04 ◼   ► to my feelings about live activities,

00:48:06 ◼   ► that Apple's building this cool system

00:48:10 ◼   ► that will allow more apps to sort of talk to you ambiently.

00:48:13 ◼   ► And the Dynamic Island, it's the pinnacle of that system.

00:48:18 ◼   ► I mean, the tech behind it is cool.

00:48:21 ◼   ► The subpixel anti-aliasing is cool.

00:48:23 ◼   ► It really does look like a secondary display

00:48:26 ◼   ► on top of your display, unless you're in sunlight.

00:48:29 ◼   ► But fine, physics has some limits.

00:48:32 ◼   ► So I think that part's really cool.

00:48:34 ◼   ► I think as you experience it today,

00:48:39 ◼   ► it is like most of the things that you're doing on it

00:48:43 ◼   ► are things that you don't interact with.

00:48:44 ◼   ► - Like I disagree. - That to me is a good.

00:48:46 ◼   ► - All right.

00:48:47 ◼   ► - That's the road that has to be gone down.

00:48:49 ◼   ► - Let me say this though.

00:48:50 ◼   ► Let me just take a moment and no joke, no sarcasm

00:48:54 ◼   ► to tell people to go read Neelai's review.

00:48:57 ◼   ► But really, honestly, here's where I get

00:49:01 ◼   ► to undermine you slightly.

00:49:03 ◼   ► Go watch the video review because that's where you capture

00:49:08 ◼   ► the crazy subpixel anti-aliasing stuff that they're doing

00:49:13 ◼   ► to make it super smooth.

00:49:17 ◼   ► Even at like 460 pixels per inch on the display,

00:49:21 ◼   ► they're actually subpixel anti-aliasing

00:49:25 ◼   ► the round black corners of the Dynamic Island

00:49:28 ◼   ► to make them even smoother, which I wish,

00:49:31 ◼   ► oh, this is one of those times where I really wish

00:49:34 ◼   ► I had my eyes from 20 years ago.

00:49:38 ◼   ► 'Cause I know I'd notice it.

00:49:40 ◼   ► And it's like, I'm too old,

00:49:41 ◼   ► my eyes have gone through too much shit.

00:49:43 ◼   ► Like I could see that it looks beautiful,

00:49:45 ◼   ► but I can't tell that they're doing that.

00:49:46 ◼   ► But I love that they're doing it.

00:49:48 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:49:49 ◼   ► - Well, Apple cares more about corners on displays

00:49:54 ◼   ► than any company in the history of the world, I think.

00:49:57 ◼   ► - No.

00:49:58 ◼   ► - So all on the LCD iPhones, when I saw those,

00:50:00 ◼   ► the liquid retina branding was just

00:50:02 ◼   ► that it was a round LCD display.

00:50:05 ◼   ► And they had built special little apertures

00:50:07 ◼   ► for the pixels in the corners to make them perfectly round.

00:50:10 ◼   ► That was a whole branding.

00:50:11 ◼   ► They branded the whole thing 'cause they were so proud of it.

00:50:14 ◼   ► They've done OLED subpixel anti-aliasing for years

00:50:18 ◼   ► on the static corners of the display.

00:50:21 ◼   ► And then the Island, they talked about it.

00:50:22 ◼   ► They have built the ability inside the A16

00:50:27 ◼   ► to now do that subpixel anti-aliasing

00:50:29 ◼   ► at 120 frames per second, 120 hertz.

00:50:32 ◼   ► So that is just cool.

00:50:34 ◼   ► Like I will appreciate that about Apple

00:50:36 ◼   ► more than anything, I always have.

00:50:38 ◼   ► Like they care about displays,

00:50:39 ◼   ► they care about this level of displays.

00:50:41 ◼   ► And so whenever I have a chance to like

00:50:44 ◼   ► point a macro lens at a screen, I'm gonna take it.

00:50:47 ◼   ► I'm always gonna take that shot.

00:50:49 ◼   ► Like give me the opportunity, I'll do it.

00:50:51 ◼   ► And so here it's cool.

00:50:52 ◼   ► It's like hard to see, like you have to really see it,

00:50:54 ◼   ► but no one else is doing this like this.

00:50:57 ◼   ► Even the rest of iOS, the anti-aliasing is abstracted out

00:51:02 ◼   ► to the sort of like the symbolic pixel level,

00:51:05 ◼   ► not the actual hardware subpixels.

00:51:07 ◼   ► - Right.

00:51:08 ◼   ► Yeah, and I think you nailed it exactly right

00:51:10 ◼   ► in your review where it's,

00:51:12 ◼   ► and it is exactly like the way they put

00:51:17 ◼   ► this inordinate attention into the actual round corners

00:51:20 ◼   ► of the display to go to the greatest possible length

00:51:25 ◼   ► that they can to make it seem like the display

00:51:29 ◼   ► actually has perfectly round corners,

00:51:32 ◼   ► which is not the way displays work and can't work, right?

00:51:35 ◼   ► There are no rounded, round cornered pixels up in a corner,

00:51:40 ◼   ► but they'll go to this length of actually going

00:51:43 ◼   ► to subpixel anti-aliasing,

00:51:45 ◼   ► even though the actual pixels are so tiny

00:51:48 ◼   ► to make the hardware display look like it actually

00:51:51 ◼   ► has the round corners that it's supposed to.

00:51:54 ◼   ► And in that exact same way,

00:51:55 ◼   ► they're doing subpixel anti-aliasing with the dynamic island

00:51:59 ◼   ► to make it seem like it's a hardware cutout

00:52:02 ◼   ► that grows and shrinks and has content.

00:52:05 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, it's cool.

00:52:07 ◼   ► It's just cool as hell.

00:52:09 ◼   ► Like I'm saying, I think the concept is there.

00:52:12 ◼   ► I think you are confident that a year from now

00:52:14 ◼   ► it will realize its promise and my nature,

00:52:18 ◼   ► I think at this point people have heard us talk about it,

00:52:20 ◼   ► I've had fun many years in a row,

00:52:21 ◼   ► my nature is let's wait and see.

00:52:23 ◼   ► Like you gotta ship the API, the developer's gotta use it.

00:52:26 ◼   ► We have to, Apple's gotta make sure that Uber

00:52:29 ◼   ► doesn't like stick ads in it.

00:52:30 ◼   ► Like there's a lot to come here.

00:52:33 ◼   ► And so I'm just more on the wait and see side of things.

00:52:36 ◼   ► - My take is that even if, I think the potential,

00:52:40 ◼   ► it still hasn't reached the full potential,

00:52:42 ◼   ► but where it is today,

00:52:44 ◼   ► where I've been using it for the last week,

00:52:46 ◼   ► even if it didn't get any better,

00:52:48 ◼   ► it's already something I would never wanna go without.

00:52:50 ◼   ► Here's my example.

00:52:52 ◼   ► I was in New York two days ago,

00:52:54 ◼   ► and I know my way around midtown,

00:52:57 ◼   ► but I had to meet some friend, a friend and some other people

00:53:02 ◼   ► and I just, I didn't wanna be late.

00:53:04 ◼   ► I had just enough time.

00:53:05 ◼   ► So I took the walking directions.

00:53:07 ◼   ► If I weren't testing the iPhone,

00:53:09 ◼   ► would I really have needed walking directions?

00:53:11 ◼   ► No, the numbers in Manhattan tell you where to go.

00:53:14 ◼   ► But I was like, you know what, let me do this.

00:53:16 ◼   ► Let me pretend like I need the walking direction.

00:53:18 ◼   ► So that's slightly, what's the word, constrained,

00:53:21 ◼   ► not constrained, but construed?

00:53:23 ◼   ► - Artificial, yeah.

00:53:24 ◼   ► - But I was listening to podcast in Overcast,

00:53:28 ◼   ► which has not been updated for the Dynamic Island

00:53:32 ◼   ► because the APIs, there are no APIs for the Dynamic Island

00:53:35 ◼   ► that are public yet, and Marco Arment obviously

00:53:38 ◼   ► didn't know about it beforehand.

00:53:39 ◼   ► So just using the regular version of Overcast

00:53:43 ◼   ► that had no idea the Dynamic Island existed,

00:53:46 ◼   ► but uses the now playing APIs in iOS,

00:53:49 ◼   ► and like a typical tech-obsessed,

00:53:53 ◼   ► short attention span person, while I'm walking

00:53:55 ◼   ► through Midtown Manhattan, I'm texting people

00:53:58 ◼   ► and tweeting and reading Twitter on my phone.

00:54:02 ◼   ► And I've got the live directions constantly up there

00:54:06 ◼   ► as the, I've got two things.

00:54:08 ◼   ► Now I'm actually using two things in the Dynamic Island.

00:54:12 ◼   ► The live directions get the left side.

00:54:16 ◼   ► When there's two things, one of them gets

00:54:18 ◼   ► the bigger chunk on the left side,

00:54:20 ◼   ► and the other one just gets a little circle

00:54:23 ◼   ► on the right side.

00:54:24 ◼   ► That was Overcast, and I also did, I really did,

00:54:28 ◼   ► this wasn't faked for the sense of dicking around

00:54:31 ◼   ► with the Dynamic Island.

00:54:33 ◼   ► While I'm crossing certain streets and stuff,

00:54:35 ◼   ► or something happens, or I got distracted

00:54:39 ◼   ► while I was texting somebody, and I wanted to go back

00:54:42 ◼   ► 30 seconds in the podcast 'cause I actually sort of

00:54:44 ◼   ► wasn't paying attention there.

00:54:46 ◼   ► It just, there I am, long press on Overcast

00:54:48 ◼   ► in the Dynamic Island, the now playing,

00:54:51 ◼   ► actual playback controls come down,

00:54:54 ◼   ► I hit 30 seconds back, tap away, it goes back,

00:54:57 ◼   ► and I'm there, and there's no context switching.

00:55:00 ◼   ► I'm still, I never left messages.

00:55:03 ◼   ► I'm still there in the messages conversation

00:55:06 ◼   ► without leaving, it's no context switch.

00:55:08 ◼   ► And oh, the turn-by-turn wants me to turn left to go,

00:55:13 ◼   ► or turn right and go down Broadway.

00:55:16 ◼   ► It's really useful as is without live activities yet,

00:55:20 ◼   ► just with things like turn-by-turn, and the phone calls,

00:55:25 ◼   ► and the now playing, and the stuff

00:55:27 ◼   ► that already just goes there.

00:55:29 ◼   ► And it's, to me, a real triumph.

00:55:32 ◼   ► I've been skeptical about this whole movement towards,

00:55:36 ◼   ► which what I think is best described as declarative UI,

00:55:41 ◼   ► which is Swift U, and Swift UI is one example

00:55:43 ◼   ► of this movement towards declarative UI,

00:55:45 ◼   ► which is instead of designing everything to be pixel perfect,

00:55:50 ◼   ► and this is exactly what it's going to look like.

00:55:52 ◼   ► It'll have a white background,

00:55:54 ◼   ► and it will be exactly this size or this size.

00:55:58 ◼   ► Here's the three exact sizes it'll be,

00:56:00 ◼   ► and here's the exact layout.

00:56:02 ◼   ► You just declare where stuff will be.

00:56:04 ◼   ► This goes on the left, this goes on the right,

00:56:06 ◼   ► and this is, it's just sort of mid-size.

00:56:08 ◼   ► Everything, without ever having known about it,

00:56:12 ◼   ► the overcast playback controls look perfect,

00:56:15 ◼   ► even though on the lock screen,

00:56:17 ◼   ► which is what was known to be where now playing stuff,

00:56:22 ◼   ► like when you're listening to a podcast

00:56:23 ◼   ► and you can still control it from your lock screen now,

00:56:26 ◼   ► it has a white background, right?

00:56:28 ◼   ► So it's a total different color scheme.

00:56:30 ◼   ► No software, no software update necessary.

00:56:35 ◼   ► It already just works.

00:56:36 ◼   ► It's a terrific experience.

00:56:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, look, I'm not discounting

00:56:42 ◼   ► that it's a good experience.

00:56:44 ◼   ► I think what I'm saying is I think

00:56:47 ◼   ► the point of the iPhone is apps,

00:56:50 ◼   ► and when I am doing turn-by-turn directions,

00:56:54 ◼   ► I'm most often in a car where I probably

00:56:57 ◼   ► should not have another app open on my phone, right?

00:57:01 ◼   ► I give the whole screen to that thing,

00:57:03 ◼   ► and I did the walking directions test too,

00:57:05 ◼   ► and I was like, I shouldn't be using my phone like this.

00:57:09 ◼   ► That's actually how I felt in that moment.

00:57:11 ◼   ► I am contriving some sort of test to make this happen,

00:57:17 ◼   ► and the moment when you've got that many things going on,

00:57:22 ◼   ► it felt like the things that are available right now

00:57:25 ◼   ► do not rise to, I need to have these three things going on.

00:57:29 ◼   ► I could see, okay, there's a Packers game going on

00:57:33 ◼   ► that I need to pay attention to,

00:57:34 ◼   ► but I'm texting someone else,

00:57:36 ◼   ► and I've got a timer going 'cause I'm cooking.

00:57:40 ◼   ► I can imagine the situation in my head,

00:57:43 ◼   ► but I can't review it today.

00:57:45 ◼   ► - I really just think it's terrific,

00:57:48 ◼   ► but the flip side, and this is where I,

00:57:52 ◼   ► again, I haven't caught up 'cause I didn't publish

00:57:54 ◼   ► till super late last night.

00:57:55 ◼   ► I've read your review, I've read Joanna's.

00:57:57 ◼   ► Again, I'm not trying to toot my own horn.

00:58:00 ◼   ► Maybe I'm off in left field,

00:58:03 ◼   ► but I spent a lot of time in my review

00:58:05 ◼   ► talking about the fact that all of these cool things,

00:58:08 ◼   ► you can't do them, and you're not going to be able

00:58:11 ◼   ► to do them on any other phones

00:58:13 ◼   ► except the 14 Pro and Pro Max.

00:58:16 ◼   ► Not the 13 Pro.

00:58:18 ◼   ► If you bought a 13 Pro last year for 15 or $1,600,

00:58:22 ◼   ► you don't get it, and if you buy a brand new iPhone 14,

00:58:27 ◼   ► not Pro, this year, and you can get 'em,

00:58:31 ◼   ► I forget how much they cost with 512 megabytes.

00:58:33 ◼   ► They're like $1,400 or 1,300.

00:58:36 ◼   ► They're in the same, well into the same price range

00:58:38 ◼   ► as the Pro models with lower storage.

00:58:41 ◼   ► You don't get this at all.

00:58:43 ◼   ► You do get it on the lock screen, right?

00:58:46 ◼   ► You'll get live activities on the lock screen,

00:58:48 ◼   ► and you will get live activities

00:58:50 ◼   ► when whatever is providing the live activity

00:58:55 ◼   ► decides to send you an update,

00:58:57 ◼   ► and the best example of that is one

00:58:59 ◼   ► we're already familiar with is maps,

00:59:02 ◼   ► turn-by-turn directions, which has worked like that

00:59:05 ◼   ► for years already, where while you're using the phone

00:59:08 ◼   ► and maps wants you to turn left on whatever street,

00:59:13 ◼   ► it pops up at the top as a panel

00:59:17 ◼   ► and tells you to do that, but you don't tell maps,

00:59:20 ◼   ► "Hey, tell me what I'm doing again," and show that panel.

00:59:24 ◼   ► It comes up on its own, and you also can't keep it there.

00:59:28 ◼   ► It's fleeting.

00:59:30 ◼   ► I don't know what the timeout is,

00:59:31 ◼   ► but it's like five seconds or something like that,

00:59:33 ◼   ► and no matter what you do, it's going to disappear.

00:59:37 ◼   ► That's the experience every other iPhone is going to have,

00:59:41 ◼   ► where you either go to the lock screen to see these things,

00:59:45 ◼   ► or you wait for the thing to send you an update,

00:59:49 ◼   ► whereas iPhone 14 Pro users have them up there

00:59:53 ◼   ► in a dynamic island, and every time they want to expand

00:59:56 ◼   ► or compact them, it's up to them.

01:00:00 ◼   ► That is bananas to me, in a way.

01:00:02 ◼   ► I know why Apple did it this way.

01:00:04 ◼   ► I get it, but I can't remember in all my years

01:00:09 ◼   ► of using the Mac, there's never been something like that

01:00:12 ◼   ► on the Mac, where if you have a years-old Mac

01:00:17 ◼   ► but you're using the newest version of macOS,

01:00:20 ◼   ► it may not look as cool, but there's no major interaction

01:00:24 ◼   ► feature that only the users of the latest MacBook Pro get.

01:00:30 ◼   ► - I can think of one, but we all hated it.

01:00:31 ◼   ► It was the Touch Bar.

01:00:33 ◼   ► - Yeah, but even that wasn't,

01:00:34 ◼   ► that was, but that was literally hardware.

01:00:39 ◼   ► - That's true, that is true.

01:00:40 ◼   ► I guess that Apple wants to think of this as hardware,

01:00:42 ◼   ► so that's why my mind leaps to it.

01:00:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, the Touch Bar's a good example.

01:00:45 ◼   ► It's the closest they ever got with the Mac,

01:00:47 ◼   ► but it was literal hardware, and I'll just put it in

01:00:50 ◼   ► as an asterisk that I didn't hate it, I just didn't love it.

01:00:53 ◼   ► I was like the weirdo who was totally ambivalent about it.

01:00:57 ◼   ► - I was not.

01:00:58 ◼   ► Most of the guests, most of my regular guests

01:01:00 ◼   ► on this show are on your side.

01:01:03 ◼   ► So I always say it in a small voice,

01:01:06 ◼   ► 'cause I feel so clearly on the wrong side

01:01:09 ◼   ► of people whose opinion I trust

01:01:10 ◼   ► that I suspect my ambivalence is wrong.

01:01:12 ◼   ► - I know some people love it, but not me.

01:01:14 ◼   ► Here's what I'll say, I think that's actually maybe fine.

01:01:16 ◼   ► So the genius of this whole island is that it is

01:01:20 ◼   ► an extension of live activities, which we have yet to see.

01:01:23 ◼   ► - But also now playing, also Call Kit, also--

01:01:25 ◼   ► - Yeah, but all that stuff is kind of rolling into it

01:01:28 ◼   ► from my understanding.

01:01:30 ◼   ► This is the stuff as it works now.

01:01:31 ◼   ► There's some incoming call stuff, right?

01:01:34 ◼   ► Call Kit can use it, but when live activities rolls out,

01:01:37 ◼   ► those apps will get a kind of, like third-party apps

01:01:39 ◼   ► will get a better version of incoming calls.

01:01:40 ◼   ► So they're basically taking all these alerts and indicators

01:01:43 ◼   ► that just sort of populate the top of your screen,

01:01:45 ◼   ► they're combining them with live activities,

01:01:47 ◼   ► and they're building this new alert system,

01:01:49 ◼   ► which I think is very smart.

01:01:51 ◼   ► I said this in the review, I love the name Dynamic Island

01:01:55 ◼   ► because everyone wants to say it, and then I get to--

01:01:57 ◼   ► - I do too.

01:01:59 ◼   ► - But then I get to just talk about the nature

01:02:02 ◼   ► and philosophy of smartphone alerts.

01:02:04 ◼   ► - Yes, yes.

01:02:05 ◼   ► - And I get to talk about that with you, Joanna,

01:02:10 ◼   ► and not so many other people, but now other people

01:02:12 ◼   ► are like Dynamic Island, and I'm like,

01:02:13 ◼   ► let me tell you about the nature and philosophy

01:02:15 ◼   ► of smartphone alerts.

01:02:15 ◼   ► So that's great for me, personally.

01:02:17 ◼   ► But developers have to buy into it, they've gotta use it.

01:02:22 ◼   ► And so if you build the live activity,

01:02:24 ◼   ► my understanding of it is you basically just have

01:02:28 ◼   ► to make one other view for the widget.

01:02:31 ◼   ► The actual logic of it, the API usage,

01:02:34 ◼   ► even most of the display is like the same.

01:02:38 ◼   ► You just have to build this other view

01:02:39 ◼   ► and then this other minimal view

01:02:41 ◼   ► where you go down to just the icon.

01:02:43 ◼   ► That's genius, right?

01:02:45 ◼   ► It's fundamentally genius that Apple's like leveraging it up

01:02:49 ◼   ► all the way to the island.

01:02:51 ◼   ► So I think a year from now, when the island comes

01:02:53 ◼   ► to the iPhone, regular iPhone 15, or even two years from now,

01:02:57 ◼   ► the massive users buy those--

01:02:59 ◼   ► - I don't know this, I'm not using any little birdie info.

01:03:03 ◼   ► I'm only speculating on how important this is

01:03:06 ◼   ► to the marketing behind the Pro.

01:03:09 ◼   ► It won't be next year.

01:03:10 ◼   ► - Sure, but by the time it does trickle down

01:03:13 ◼   ► to the mainstream phone, like the developer

01:03:16 ◼   ► and app ecosystem will be ready for the mass audience

01:03:21 ◼   ► to get immediate value.

01:03:22 ◼   ► Whereas right now, we're all kind of an early adopter stage

01:03:25 ◼   ► of how is everyone gonna use it?

01:03:27 ◼   ► Does this make any sense?

01:03:28 ◼   ► Let's tweet about it.

01:03:29 ◼   ► And I don't think that that makes sense

01:03:31 ◼   ► for the mass audience.

01:03:32 ◼   ► - Yeah, and the thing I'm wondering about is,

01:03:35 ◼   ► so I think there's two reasons that Apple has made this

01:03:39 ◼   ► an iPhone 14 Pro only feature.

01:03:42 ◼   ► Because, and I think I mentioned this in my review,

01:03:46 ◼   ► that it's not too hard to imagine how they could have turned

01:03:49 ◼   ► the notch into a dynamic peninsula.

01:03:53 ◼   ► And it wouldn't look as cool, but that they could do

01:03:56 ◼   ► something with the interface to put these same things

01:03:59 ◼   ► up there, and like when something's going on.

01:04:02 ◼   ► Like remember when the notch first came out,

01:04:04 ◼   ► and there were a lot of people, a lot of people,

01:04:07 ◼   ► it was very, super controversial.

01:04:08 ◼   ► Because the idea wasn't that you shouldn't make screens

01:04:12 ◼   ► that go edge to edge, it's that okay,

01:04:13 ◼   ► but if you've still gotta put the sensors up there,

01:04:16 ◼   ► and you're using OLED, which has these super black blacks

01:04:20 ◼   ► that really, except in really direct sunlight,

01:04:22 ◼   ► disguise, could disguise the notch.

01:04:26 ◼   ► That what Apple should have done is sort of draw

01:04:29 ◼   ► a black bar across the top, and then draw the nice

01:04:33 ◼   ► round corners, and just make it look like,

01:04:36 ◼   ► and then you could put the status stuff,

01:04:38 ◼   ► like your carrier name and your wifi signal,

01:04:41 ◼   ► and the time, put it up there in the black area,

01:04:45 ◼   ► but then the notch wouldn't look like a notch,

01:04:47 ◼   ► it would just look like the phone has a little black

01:04:51 ◼   ► forehead, and magically, this white text with the time

01:04:56 ◼   ► and the carrier and the signal strength could go up there.

01:04:59 ◼   ► Lot of people wish that Apple did that,

01:05:01 ◼   ► there used to be like a little temporary,

01:05:03 ◼   ► while people were really annoyed by the notch,

01:05:05 ◼   ► there was a cottage industry of apps to make wallpapers,

01:05:08 ◼   ► so that you could have a real wallpaper,

01:05:10 ◼   ► but the top of the wallpaper would be black,

01:05:12 ◼   ► so that you'd get that sort of faked.

01:05:15 ◼   ► You could imagine that Apple could do that in iOS 16

01:05:19 ◼   ► for the notched phones when dynamic island stuff

01:05:24 ◼   ► is happening on the notched phones,

01:05:27 ◼   ► and something would happen where the whole bar

01:05:29 ◼   ► would go black, and they'd draw some stuff on the left

01:05:32 ◼   ► and some stuff on the right, and you'd press and hold,

01:05:35 ◼   ► and it wouldn't look as cool.

01:05:37 ◼   ► And from a not talking about money perspective,

01:05:43 ◼   ► Apple being Apple, they're much more of a,

01:05:48 ◼   ► you either get the absolute best experience,

01:05:51 ◼   ► or you don't get it at all.

01:05:52 ◼   ► That's the Apple way of thinking,

01:05:54 ◼   ► and that's why dynamic island is only on the actual phone

01:05:57 ◼   ► that can do the dynamic island,

01:05:59 ◼   ► and you don't get any of these features

01:06:01 ◼   ► while you're not on the lock screen,

01:06:04 ◼   ► using the phone on all the other iPhones.

01:06:08 ◼   ► Now, talking about money, this is the thing,

01:06:12 ◼   ► all the commercials I saw watching football last weekend

01:06:15 ◼   ► for the iPhone 14 were about the dynamic island,

01:06:18 ◼   ► and I know they're gonna have a whole,

01:06:19 ◼   ► I already looked at their YouTube channel.

01:06:21 ◼   ► There are other commercials they've already launched,

01:06:24 ◼   ► and they're gonna sell other things,

01:06:25 ◼   ► and they're gonna make commercials

01:06:26 ◼   ► for the regular iPhone 14s.

01:06:28 ◼   ► Dynamic island is so cool

01:06:30 ◼   ► that they're making commercials about it,

01:06:32 ◼   ► like 60-second spots just about dynamic island.

01:06:35 ◼   ► They're using it, and my philosophy,

01:06:39 ◼   ► this is what I kind of tailed off my review,

01:06:42 ◼   ► is that it's not a coincidence

01:06:43 ◼   ► that it's debuting the same year

01:06:46 ◼   ► that they came out with the first non-pro phone

01:06:48 ◼   ► with the giant 6.7 screen,

01:06:51 ◼   ► 'cause that used to be a thing that they would say,

01:06:54 ◼   ► "Oh, you want a giant screen?"

01:06:56 ◼   ► And everybody knows a lot of people

01:06:58 ◼   ► really love giant screen phones,

01:07:01 ◼   ► and they're like, "Oh, well, let me tell you

01:07:02 ◼   ► "about this year's iPhone, whatever the number is, pro,

01:07:06 ◼   ► "which starts at $1,100,

01:07:08 ◼   ► "because that's what you need to spend

01:07:10 ◼   ► "if you want it on iPhone."

01:07:12 ◼   ► Okay, now they've made it for all the iPhone 14,

01:07:16 ◼   ► and obviously next year, the iPhone 14 will still be here,

01:07:20 ◼   ► and it'll be $100 less,

01:07:21 ◼   ► and then I think two years from now,

01:07:23 ◼   ► they'll still keep the iPhone 14 Plus,

01:07:26 ◼   ► and you'll be able to get a 6.7-inch screen iPhone

01:07:29 ◼   ► for 700 bucks.

01:07:30 ◼   ► - Oh, that'll be fascinating.

01:07:31 ◼   ► - I don't know, we'll see.

01:07:33 ◼   ► Well, it'll definitely be here next year.

01:07:35 ◼   ► Will they keep it for two years?

01:07:37 ◼   ► I don't know, 'cause sometimes two years down the road,

01:07:39 ◼   ► they kind of spitefully only keep the smallest one

01:07:43 ◼   ► with the least amount of storage or something like that.

01:07:45 ◼   ► I wouldn't be surprised if they keep it for two years,

01:07:47 ◼   ► if they're just like, "For this number of years,

01:07:50 ◼   ► "we're gonna hold the max screen size

01:07:53 ◼   ► "as a pro-only feature, and starting in 2022,

01:07:57 ◼   ► "okay, max size screen, you're free.

01:08:00 ◼   ► "We're gonna call you Plus on the other phones,

01:08:02 ◼   ► "but now you're free,

01:08:03 ◼   ► "and we'll just let you propagate down the line,

01:08:05 ◼   ► "and we'll make as many people who want that size happy

01:08:08 ◼   ► "no matter what their budget is,

01:08:09 ◼   ► "as long as their budget meets the admittedly

01:08:12 ◼   ► "relatively high cost of even the iPhone SE, right,

01:08:16 ◼   ► "compared to the market overall."

01:08:19 ◼   ► - My most enduring theory of consumer electronics

01:08:21 ◼   ► is that big, cheap screens drive the world.

01:08:24 ◼   ► - Yes, definitely, right.

01:08:26 ◼   ► - If you just find the biggest, cheapest screen,

01:08:29 ◼   ► that's the thing most people wanna buy.

01:08:31 ◼   ► - Yeah, I guarantee you, if you and I just wandered into

01:08:35 ◼   ► with a Verge crew and shot a video

01:08:37 ◼   ► and talked to somebody in a Best Buy,

01:08:39 ◼   ► they'd be like, "Oh, yeah, yeah."

01:08:41 ◼   ► Everybody comes in and they're just like,

01:08:42 ◼   ► "Oh, give me the biggest, cheapest screen you got."

01:08:44 ◼   ► - Oh, yeah, no, this is especially true in TVs,

01:08:46 ◼   ► where it's like, do you want a 55-inch beautiful OLED,

01:08:49 ◼   ► or do you want the world's shittiest 85-inch TV?

01:08:52 ◼   ► And everyone's like, "The 85-inch TV."

01:08:54 ◼   ► - Yeah, they're like, "That shittiest 85-inch TV costs what?"

01:08:58 ◼   ► And they're like, "Oh, it's this."

01:08:59 ◼   ► And they're like, "Oh, give me that."

01:09:01 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's always like $500.

01:09:03 ◼   ► It's like, "Okay, fine."

01:09:05 ◼   ► And everyone buys that TV.

01:09:07 ◼   ► - But I think that it's true of laptops.

01:09:09 ◼   ► There's a reason that crap 15-inch Windows laptops

01:09:12 ◼   ► still sell numbers, 'cause they're just big and cheap.

01:09:15 ◼   ► And I think that has finally arrived

01:09:18 ◼   ► to the iPhone in some way.

01:09:19 ◼   ► I'm not saying it's crappy, but the iPhone 14 Plus

01:09:22 ◼   ► is just, I think, a recognition that the iPhone 13 Mini

01:09:26 ◼   ► was great and everyone loved it,

01:09:27 ◼   ► but what consumers really want

01:09:29 ◼   ► when they pull out their wallets is a big, cheap screen.

01:09:31 ◼   ► - Yep, yeah.

01:09:33 ◼   ► So I don't think it's a coincidence.

01:09:34 ◼   ► So they let go of this one thing,

01:09:36 ◼   ► which was a pro-only motivator,

01:09:39 ◼   ► and now they've got this new thing, the Dynamic Island.

01:09:42 ◼   ► And I don't think it's gonna be pro-only forever,

01:09:45 ◼   ► but I think it's going to be three years, maybe, maybe four.

01:09:49 ◼   ► - Yeah. - I don't know.

01:09:50 ◼   ► It could be, it really,

01:09:51 ◼   ► I could imagine it being four years.

01:09:52 ◼   ► - But I think when stuff hits that audience,

01:09:55 ◼   ► it has to be ready.

01:09:56 ◼   ► And I, my, you know, I think our title was like,

01:09:59 ◼   ► "It's the Early Adopter Island" or something.

01:10:00 ◼   ► Like, there's a lot of stuff in these pros

01:10:03 ◼   ► that are the beginnings of ideas,

01:10:06 ◼   ► whereas the 14 is like so complete,

01:10:09 ◼   ► it's just the 13 again.

01:10:10 ◼   ► And so I think when you hit that part of the market,

01:10:13 ◼   ► the ideas have to be finished,

01:10:15 ◼   ► everyone has to know what the limit,

01:10:16 ◼   ► like there's no room for error

01:10:19 ◼   ► because no one's coming on your podcast

01:10:21 ◼   ► to spend like two hours talking about

01:10:23 ◼   ► sub-pixel and aliasing.

01:10:24 ◼   ► Like, whereas I think in the pro market

01:10:27 ◼   ► and with that audience,

01:10:28 ◼   ► everyone keeps saying that the pre-orders

01:10:30 ◼   ► for the pro are higher than,

01:10:32 ◼   ► and it's like, yeah, they're pre, like,

01:10:33 ◼   ► definitionally early adopters.

01:10:36 ◼   ► - But let me interrupt you there.

01:10:37 ◼   ► I don't buy that at all.

01:10:39 ◼   ► Who the hell at this point knows anything

01:10:42 ◼   ► about the pre-orders outside Apple and Tim Cook's office?

01:10:45 ◼   ► I saw Ming-Chi Kuo's post about it,

01:10:48 ◼   ► and I don't know, I don't know him,

01:10:50 ◼   ► I've never met him, and I'm a fan.

01:10:52 ◼   ► You know, he obviously gets a lot of stuff right.

01:10:54 ◼   ► But his post about that was, I don't know,

01:10:57 ◼   ► I mean, he was high as a kite or something

01:10:59 ◼   ► 'cause he even put stuff in that was nonsense.

01:11:02 ◼   ► He said, like, in his checks,

01:11:04 ◼   ► that the 14+ was going to be in wide availability

01:11:07 ◼   ► on launch day.

01:11:08 ◼   ► Apple told us at the keynote

01:11:10 ◼   ► it's not available till October 7th.

01:11:13 ◼   ► What the hell is he talking about?

01:11:15 ◼   ► We didn't even get them to review

01:11:16 ◼   ► because it's coming out so late, so much later.

01:11:19 ◼   ► Well, again, so late, October 7th is not that late.

01:11:23 ◼   ► But I'm saying, but you know and I know

01:11:25 ◼   ► that Apple does not seed review unit products more than,

01:11:29 ◼   ► almost never more than a week in advance of availability.

01:11:33 ◼   ► - And in this case, less than a week.

01:11:35 ◼   ► - And sometimes two weeks.

01:11:37 ◼   ► Not that I know anything about that,

01:11:38 ◼   ► (laughs)

01:11:40 ◼   ► but sometimes two weeks.

01:11:43 ◼   ► But in my experience, never more than two weeks,

01:11:46 ◼   ► except the one and only exception to that,

01:11:48 ◼   ► which I guess we can now talk about,

01:11:50 ◼   ► would be the original AirPods.

01:11:53 ◼   ► - Yeah. - Way back in like 2016.

01:11:55 ◼   ► - And they were like beta.

01:11:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, and they told us these are actually

01:12:00 ◼   ► last stage prototypes.

01:12:02 ◼   ► I guess prototypes may be the wrong word, pre-production.

01:12:05 ◼   ► These are last stage pre-production units.

01:12:09 ◼   ► And then when the actual AirPods shipped

01:12:11 ◼   ► like a month or six weeks later,

01:12:13 ◼   ► that was like the first and ever only review unit product

01:12:16 ◼   ► where they immediately called me and said,

01:12:19 ◼   ► "We would like you to send those back today.

01:12:21 ◼   ► "And we've got a box, we've got a FedEx guy

01:12:23 ◼   ► "coming to your house now to pick them up."

01:12:25 ◼   ► - Yeah, and it was a weird exception.

01:12:28 ◼   ► So the plus, Ming-Chi Kuo saying that the plus

01:12:32 ◼   ► was gonna be in wide availability on launch day,

01:12:34 ◼   ► which is today, the day you and I are talking,

01:12:37 ◼   ► is I don't know what the hell he's talking about.

01:12:39 ◼   ► But meanwhile, because Ming-Chi Kuo said it,

01:12:42 ◼   ► it's all over the world that the iPhone 14 regulars

01:12:48 ◼   ► are not in demand and the 14 Pro Max is in high demand

01:12:52 ◼   ► and 14 Pro is in medium demand.

01:12:53 ◼   ► And you look at his methodology, it's crazy.

01:12:56 ◼   ► His sources are clearly all in the supply chain

01:13:00 ◼   ► and he gets great information out of them.

01:13:02 ◼   ► I mean, nobody else is quite like Ming-Chi Kuo

01:13:05 ◼   ► in terms of information from the supply chain.

01:13:07 ◼   ► But in terms of knowing the launch day pre-orders,

01:13:10 ◼   ► whatever Apple is going to do to adjust

01:13:13 ◼   ► their supply chain orders hasn't happened yet.

01:13:17 ◼   ► So I think that's nonsense.

01:13:18 ◼   ► I don't think anybody outside Tim Cook's office

01:13:21 ◼   ► knows anything about which phones have been ordered

01:13:24 ◼   ► how many times.

01:13:25 ◼   ► - By that quote also, he reached, he was like,

01:13:28 ◼   ► he arrived at a conclusion that makes no sense to me.

01:13:30 ◼   ► He was like, this product segmentation strategy is a fail.

01:13:33 ◼   ► It's like, I have no idea.

01:13:34 ◼   ► - Well, he definitely has no idea.

01:13:36 ◼   ► - What are you doing?

01:13:37 ◼   ► But all I meant was the people citing that to me

01:13:41 ◼   ► is evidence that my big cheap screens theory is wrong.

01:13:44 ◼   ► It's like, no, no, no.

01:13:44 ◼   ► The early adopters are always gonna find it from all.

01:13:47 ◼   ► Even if you believe this or don't believe it,

01:13:50 ◼   ► nothing about pre-order data tells you what is gonna happen.

01:13:53 ◼   ► - Right.

01:13:54 ◼   ► It's definitionally early adopters.

01:13:56 ◼   ► - Who's buying a phone to actually go and pick up

01:14:00 ◼   ► on Friday the 16th so that they can have it

01:14:04 ◼   ► in the morning on the first day that it's available?

01:14:09 ◼   ► Who back 10 years ago was lined up outside

01:14:14 ◼   ► their local Apple store on Friday morning

01:14:18 ◼   ► at six in the morning, three hours before the store opened

01:14:21 ◼   ► so that they could get one?

01:14:22 ◼   ► - It's early adopters, and what are they gonna buy?

01:14:25 ◼   ► People like that aren't gonna buy a mid-range phone.

01:14:29 ◼   ► And then vice versa, who's going to be buying

01:14:33 ◼   ► a brand new iPhone 14 something next August?

01:14:38 ◼   ► Right?

01:14:40 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:14:41 ◼   ► - It's the people who don't care.

01:14:42 ◼   ► And you could tell them.

01:14:43 ◼   ► You could say, hey, Apple's probably coming out

01:14:45 ◼   ► with new phones in two weeks, and they'd be like,

01:14:47 ◼   ► yeah, I don't need them.

01:14:48 ◼   ► I don't care.

01:14:50 ◼   ► And you know what they're gonna do?

01:14:51 ◼   ► They're gonna walk in the store,

01:14:52 ◼   ► and they're gonna say, yeah, I love a big phone.

01:14:54 ◼   ► And they're like, well, you can get the Pro Max,

01:14:56 ◼   ► and it's 1100, or the regular Pro Plus, or 14 Plus,

01:15:01 ◼   ► and it's 900, and they'll be like, 900?

01:15:05 ◼   ► Yeah, that's the one I want.

01:15:06 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, we'll see.

01:15:09 ◼   ► Like I said, my theory is on a long enough timeline,

01:15:13 ◼   ► the big, cheap screen always wins, right?

01:15:14 ◼   ► And it's just sort of true, and the screens

01:15:18 ◼   ► keep getting bigger and cheaper, so everyone's happy.

01:15:20 ◼   ► - I don't think, and I was, I'm not always right.

01:15:23 ◼   ► I was, my personal taste in relatively smaller phones,

01:15:27 ◼   ► and again, I never actually bought a Mini,

01:15:30 ◼   ► although I think I might have two years ago

01:15:32 ◼   ► if I were a little, if I had been younger,

01:15:34 ◼   ► and my eyes were better.

01:15:35 ◼   ► But I did buy, that was the year I did buy,

01:15:37 ◼   ► I didn't buy the Pro.

01:15:38 ◼   ► I bought the regular iPhone 12,

01:15:40 ◼   ► because I just thought the 12 Pro,

01:15:42 ◼   ► I wasn't impressed by the camera,

01:15:44 ◼   ► and thought in the fall of 2020,

01:15:47 ◼   ► I'm not going anywhere for a while.

01:15:48 ◼   ► We're locked, this COVID thing is clearly here all winter.

01:15:51 ◼   ► What do I need a camera for?

01:15:52 ◼   ► I'll buy the one that's lighter,

01:15:54 ◼   ► and that I think feels better in my hand.

01:15:56 ◼   ► I was, thought, ah, maybe I should just get the Mini,

01:15:59 ◼   ► but I really, it's like, ah, I'm almost 50.

01:16:03 ◼   ► I'm gonna, I need the bigger screen.

01:16:05 ◼   ► But to me, the 6.1 in size is a little too big.

01:16:09 ◼   ► But I get it.

01:16:11 ◼   ► My taste in smaller phones had me off the trail

01:16:16 ◼   ► of the Android side racing ahead to truly,

01:16:20 ◼   ► what we used to call 'em, phablets, right?

01:16:22 ◼   ► - Yep.

01:16:23 ◼   ► Yeah, I mean, I'm a Macs phone person,

01:16:25 ◼   ► and this thing's a phablet.

01:16:27 ◼   ► - Right.

01:16:28 ◼   ► - It's this close to being seven inches.

01:16:30 ◼   ► - Yeah, I was off, I was wrong about that, clearly.

01:16:33 ◼   ► And it's obvious in hindsight.

01:16:34 ◼   ► I remember the first time,

01:16:35 ◼   ► I had to do something in a Verizon store,

01:16:37 ◼   ► easily 10 years ago.

01:16:39 ◼   ► And it was before Apple had really big phones,

01:16:44 ◼   ► the plus ones, right?

01:16:45 ◼   ► So, and it came out in the Samsung trial,

01:16:48 ◼   ► like, wasn't it a Phil Schiller email

01:16:50 ◼   ► that people want big screen phones that we don't make,

01:16:54 ◼   ► something like that, you know?

01:16:55 ◼   ► - Yep, and Tim Cook was like, just do it, stop it.

01:16:58 ◼   ► - And the problem is, it's the,

01:17:01 ◼   ► and if you look at that email compared to when Apple

01:17:04 ◼   ► started shipping the bigger plus size phones,

01:17:08 ◼   ► that's all the proof you need

01:17:09 ◼   ► of how long it takes Apple to go from,

01:17:12 ◼   ► okay, we'll make this phone to it's September, here it is.

01:17:15 ◼   ► It's over two years.

01:17:16 ◼   ► They don't all, anytime you see a story that, you know,

01:17:19 ◼   ► like that Apple's making a major change

01:17:21 ◼   ► to next year's iPhone, it's complete nonsense.

01:17:25 ◼   ► It just can't work that way.

01:17:27 ◼   ► But I remember being in a Verizon store,

01:17:29 ◼   ► something to do with my SIM card, I don't know.

01:17:31 ◼   ► I was, I had something wrong with my account.

01:17:33 ◼   ► And I heard a customer shopping for an Android phone,

01:17:38 ◼   ► and her boyfriend was trying to talk her into one

01:17:43 ◼   ► that had a pen for something,

01:17:45 ◼   ► and she knew what she wanted.

01:17:48 ◼   ► She wanted, and she was a very small Asian woman,

01:17:51 ◼   ► and she had a tiny purse.

01:17:53 ◼   ► I remember looking at her purse thing,

01:17:54 ◼   ► how are you even gonna put that phone?

01:17:55 ◼   ► She went right to the one that was the biggest.

01:17:57 ◼   ► She was like, no, no, I want the,

01:17:58 ◼   ► I forget what model number it was.

01:18:00 ◼   ► But it was the Samsung something with the biggest screen.

01:18:04 ◼   ► And she's, and he was like, are you sure, that's huge?

01:18:06 ◼   ► And he was like trying to talk her out of it.

01:18:08 ◼   ► And she was like, nope, and sold,

01:18:10 ◼   ► here, take my credit card.

01:18:12 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:18:13 ◼   ► Meanwhile, she's got the phone and is out of the store,

01:18:16 ◼   ► and they're still dicking around

01:18:17 ◼   ► with my SIM card problem, of course.

01:18:21 ◼   ► But I just remember, and I just remember,

01:18:23 ◼   ► that was the moment, I remember the moment,

01:18:24 ◼   ► and I thought, you know what, I'm wrong about these phones.

01:18:28 ◼   ► People, all sorts of people want them,

01:18:30 ◼   ► including very small, short people

01:18:33 ◼   ► who carry very small purses.

01:18:35 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:18:36 ◼   ► - They're gonna squeeze it into the purse and make it work.

01:18:39 ◼   ► - I bought my mama a Mac size phone.

01:18:40 ◼   ► She is herself a small Asian woman.

01:18:42 ◼   ► She loves it.

01:18:43 ◼   ► Can't get enough.

01:18:44 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah.

01:18:45 ◼   ► So I think the 14 Plus is gonna sell like gangbusters,

01:18:47 ◼   ► and I think Apple knows it.

01:18:48 ◼   ► There's certain things that they never know.

01:18:51 ◼   ► I've talked to people over the years,

01:18:52 ◼   ► like Apple says, people think we know everything

01:18:54 ◼   ► and how many of each thing is gonna be sold,

01:18:57 ◼   ► and we're always surprised every year.

01:18:59 ◼   ► We're surprised by which colors are popular.

01:19:01 ◼   ► We're surprised by this and that.

01:19:04 ◼   ► But I think the one thing they know for sure

01:19:05 ◼   ► is the 14 Plus is gonna sell like gangbusters.

01:19:08 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think that's very odd.

01:19:11 ◼   ► - But anyway, back to the dynamic island.

01:19:13 ◼   ► Here's the thing.

01:19:14 ◼   ► No, but in terms of how they could have brought

01:19:16 ◼   ► some of the features to the other phones.

01:19:18 ◼   ► You mentioned in your review,

01:19:20 ◼   ► there are things that we've known for years.

01:19:22 ◼   ► They've been in iOS for years.

01:19:24 ◼   ► So like if you've got turn-by-turn directions

01:19:27 ◼   ► or anything location tracking,

01:19:28 ◼   ► you get a blue pill in the top left corner, right?

01:19:32 ◼   ► If you have a phone call going on, you get a green pill.

01:19:36 ◼   ► And if you tap the pill,

01:19:37 ◼   ► you jump to the app that's responsible for it, right?

01:19:40 ◼   ► So now that we have these things

01:19:43 ◼   ► and the dynamic island is out,

01:19:45 ◼   ► it's very clear that they could make it

01:19:48 ◼   ► so that you could long press the pill

01:19:50 ◼   ► and get the little widget thing

01:19:53 ◼   ► to appear right underneath it without the dynamic island.

01:19:56 ◼   ► This doesn't even...

01:19:57 ◼   ► The fact that they're not doing that

01:20:00 ◼   ► and they're not going to do that is,

01:20:03 ◼   ► let's call it what it is.

01:20:04 ◼   ► It's a software lock on the feature.

01:20:07 ◼   ► - Oh yeah, for sure.

01:20:08 ◼   ► By the way, do you think the long press to open the widget

01:20:11 ◼   ► and the tap to open the app is as backwards as I do?

01:20:13 ◼   ► - It did not.

01:20:14 ◼   ► This is one of my...

01:20:15 ◼   ► I have this in my notes to talk about on the podcast.

01:20:18 ◼   ► I'm glad you brought it up

01:20:19 ◼   ► so that I can't ignore my notes and forget it.

01:20:23 ◼   ► That did not occur to me at all,

01:20:25 ◼   ► but I was reading your review today

01:20:27 ◼   ► because when I'm late with my reviews,

01:20:29 ◼   ► I scrupulously avoid reading other people's reviews,

01:20:33 ◼   ► both because I need to finish mine

01:20:34 ◼   ► and it just seems like the right thing to do.

01:20:37 ◼   ► - Yeah, and then when you're done, when you publish,

01:20:39 ◼   ► you read everyone else's furiously.

01:20:40 ◼   ► - Right, and I read yours, and that was one of the things

01:20:44 ◼   ► I was like, oh, I'm so glad he's on my podcast today

01:20:46 ◼   ► because that is a really interesting idea, right?

01:20:51 ◼   ► So your idea is...

01:20:54 ◼   ► The way it works right now is that you tap a thing

01:20:58 ◼   ► in the dynamic island and it jumps you to that app.

01:21:00 ◼   ► So your podcast player's playing

01:21:03 ◼   ► and you've got the little thing up there,

01:21:04 ◼   ► the live waveforms, you tap it and you jump to Overcast

01:21:08 ◼   ► or you jump to Apple Podcasts or you jump to Spotify,

01:21:11 ◼   ► and if you long press, you get the player.

01:21:13 ◼   ► You're saying that should be reversed.

01:21:16 ◼   ► - I think it should absolutely be reversed.

01:21:17 ◼   ► If the idea of the island is that it's a hardware display

01:21:22 ◼   ► that floats over the top of iOS,

01:21:25 ◼   ► then you should use it more.

01:21:27 ◼   ► To me, a long press on a smartphone touchscreen

01:21:30 ◼   ► is effectively a right click,

01:21:33 ◼   ► and it's actually an even less discoverable right click.

01:21:36 ◼   ► So all the ads are like, the thing is moving.

01:21:42 ◼   ► Like, the ads are great, right?

01:21:43 ◼   ► But it's always opening and closing.

01:21:44 ◼   ► People are doing stuff with it, and the point of it is not,

01:21:47 ◼   ► oh, this is an app switcher with an animation on it.

01:21:51 ◼   ► The point of it is you're supposed to use it,

01:21:54 ◼   ► and the thing that drove me nuts was like,

01:21:55 ◼   ► oh, I wanna use it.

01:21:56 ◼   ► I just wanna open the thing and change the track

01:21:58 ◼   ► or I wanna see what the next name of the street is

01:22:01 ◼   ► instead of just 900 feet or whatever it is.

01:22:04 ◼   ► I wanna stop this timer.

01:22:05 ◼   ► And you have to click and hold.

01:22:08 ◼   ► And it's just like, oh, this is backwards.

01:22:10 ◼   ► Actually, what I wanna do is use the island,

01:22:13 ◼   ► and if I wanna open the app,

01:22:15 ◼   ► I will tell this phone that I wanna open the app in some way.

01:22:18 ◼   ► - I'm not 100% convinced,

01:22:22 ◼   ► but I'm over 50% convinced that you're right.

01:22:26 ◼   ► And--

01:22:27 ◼   ► - It should at least be a toggle.

01:22:28 ◼   ► They should at least let you choose.

01:22:30 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:22:31 ◼   ► Yeah, I don't know.

01:22:34 ◼   ► I almost think, I'm like at least 55% convinced

01:22:38 ◼   ► that they shouldn't even be a toggle,

01:22:39 ◼   ► that you're just right, that tapping,

01:22:41 ◼   ► if the app support has something that supports,

01:22:45 ◼   ► I think everything that's in there does.

01:22:47 ◼   ► If it makes any sense to do it,

01:22:49 ◼   ► then it should just show the expanded view on a tap.

01:22:53 ◼   ► - Right, and if there's no expanded view,

01:22:56 ◼   ► like fine, kick me the app.

01:22:57 ◼   ► I will understand.

01:22:58 ◼   ► - Right, and your analogy to a right-click

01:23:00 ◼   ► in Mac or Windows is exactly right.

01:23:03 ◼   ► And my philosophy, and I actually think

01:23:06 ◼   ► everybody's Windows, the Windows guidelines,

01:23:08 ◼   ► the Mac guidelines, I think all recommend this.

01:23:11 ◼   ► And over the years, of course,

01:23:14 ◼   ► everybody can find examples of even software

01:23:17 ◼   ► from Apple and Microsoft that disobeys it.

01:23:19 ◼   ► But the rule's always been that

01:23:23 ◼   ► nothing should be in the right-click menu

01:23:25 ◼   ► that you can only get in the right-click menu.

01:23:27 ◼   ► There should be a way to do everything on the system

01:23:32 ◼   ► with just regular clicks by moving the mouse

01:23:36 ◼   ► somewhere on the screen to a visible element,

01:23:39 ◼   ► be it a menu or an icon or something,

01:23:42 ◼   ► and a regular click, and maybe it takes three clicks, right,

01:23:46 ◼   ► to go up to the menu and pull down the menu

01:23:48 ◼   ► and down to a thing.

01:23:50 ◼   ► You should never have to do a right-click

01:23:52 ◼   ► because that's not discoverable,

01:23:54 ◼   ► because lots of people never right-click anything.

01:23:57 ◼   ► And I do think it's a direct analogy to long pressing.

01:24:01 ◼   ► And for certain mice, obviously,

01:24:04 ◼   ► Apple mice don't have multiple buttons,

01:24:05 ◼   ► but at least with traditional mice,

01:24:08 ◼   ► the right-click button is a button

01:24:11 ◼   ► that a normal person can see, right,

01:24:14 ◼   ► and think, I don't know, what's that button do?

01:24:16 ◼   ► And then they kinda can figure it out.

01:24:18 ◼   ► Long press is even less discoverable than right-clicking

01:24:22 ◼   ► because it's, I'm not sure people know they can do it.

01:24:27 ◼   ► And I do, I get it, right?

01:24:29 ◼   ► And it's like, so you should be able to do it with a tap.

01:24:32 ◼   ► Right, so there is no way to just open the expanded view

01:24:36 ◼   ► with just a tap, but according to my theory

01:24:40 ◼   ► that like on a mouse system,

01:24:41 ◼   ► you should be able to do everything with a regular click.

01:24:44 ◼   ► You should be able to do everything with regular taps,

01:24:46 ◼   ► even if it requires multiple taps.

01:24:48 ◼   ► So let's say you actually want to,

01:24:52 ◼   ► you don't just want to open the little scoreboard thing

01:24:57 ◼   ► for the live activity you're watching.

01:24:59 ◼   ► You actually wanna switch to the ESPN app.

01:25:02 ◼   ► Well, you tap it once to show the widget in expanded view,

01:25:07 ◼   ► and then you'd tap again to go to the app, right?

01:25:11 ◼   ► Like it would be on,

01:25:12 ◼   ► like there'd be like an ESPN logo in the widget,

01:25:14 ◼   ► and you'd tap that to go to the app.

01:25:16 ◼   ► So you could still go to the app.

01:25:18 ◼   ► You would just have to tap and then tap,

01:25:20 ◼   ► which isn't that different than the long tap, right?

01:25:24 ◼   ► I think you're right, and if you just think like,

01:25:27 ◼   ► I just wanna open the expanded view, just tap it.

01:25:30 ◼   ► Tap it to expand it.

01:25:32 ◼   ► - Especially because Apple is inundating everybody

01:25:35 ◼   ► with marketing showing the thing happening all the time.

01:25:37 ◼   ► So it's like they're training users to expect a behavior.

01:25:42 ◼   ► - That they may not discover even.

01:25:45 ◼   ► - Right, and I obviously have like wandered around asking,

01:25:48 ◼   ► and the general vibe is we want it to be as simple

01:25:52 ◼   ► as possible, and the simplest thing to do is kick you

01:25:54 ◼   ► to the app, and it's like, actually I still think

01:25:57 ◼   ► that's backwards.

01:25:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, I do too, 'cause I actually think the simplest thing

01:26:01 ◼   ► that's possible is to open the mini app that's up there,

01:26:04 ◼   ► right, 'cause that's what these things are.

01:26:06 ◼   ► They're little mini apps.

01:26:07 ◼   ► I compared them in my review to the iTunes mini player,

01:26:12 ◼   ► and I loved the iTunes.

01:26:15 ◼   ► I still call it iTunes, but the music app mini player,

01:26:20 ◼   ► but over the years when I've been playing music on my Mac,

01:26:24 ◼   ► my controlling it has gone through the mini player

01:26:27 ◼   ► way more than iTunes, because you just leave

01:26:30 ◼   ► the mini player up, and it's wonderfully simple.

01:26:33 ◼   ► Now, and it forces the designer or designers of the app

01:26:38 ◼   ► to reduce the app to its purest core.

01:26:42 ◼   ► Fast forward, reverse, play, pause, next,

01:26:47 ◼   ► and what's playing right now.

01:26:50 ◼   ► That's the app.

01:26:52 ◼   ► That's the core, and yes, we want all these other features.

01:26:55 ◼   ► We want playlist management, and we want radio stations,

01:26:58 ◼   ► and we want subscription info, and go to your account info,

01:27:01 ◼   ► and buy new music, and all those other stuff,

01:27:04 ◼   ► but the core of the app is fast forward, reverse,

01:27:08 ◼   ► play, pause, next, and what's playing right now,

01:27:11 ◼   ► and that's the mini player,

01:27:12 ◼   ► and that's what these views do to all these apps.

01:27:15 ◼   ► So to me, that's the simplest thing possible.

01:27:17 ◼   ► Like, I've hailed a Lyft, and I'm waiting for it to show.

01:27:21 ◼   ► This is one of my, I can't wait for this to be in NowPlane,

01:27:24 ◼   ► 'cause it, or a dynamic island,

01:27:27 ◼   ► 'cause this is me all the time.

01:27:29 ◼   ► I hail an Uber or a Lyft, and it says,

01:27:34 ◼   ► of course they always lie, and they say,

01:27:36 ◼   ► "Oh, we could get you one, we'll get you one

01:27:38 ◼   ► "in four minutes," and I'm like, "Oh, that's great,"

01:27:41 ◼   ► but that's actually so quick,

01:27:43 ◼   ► I was actually gonna go to the bathroom,

01:27:44 ◼   ► I don't have my shoes on yet, well, I'll hail it,

01:27:46 ◼   ► and then it spins and spins, and then of course,

01:27:48 ◼   ► they're like, "Oh, it'll be nine minutes."

01:27:51 ◼   ► Right?

01:27:53 ◼   ► Well, what am I gonna do?

01:27:54 ◼   ► Now, I've already gone to the bathroom,

01:27:56 ◼   ► I put my shoes on already, 'cause I thought,

01:27:59 ◼   ► of course, got suckered again, Lucy and the football,

01:28:01 ◼   ► thinking that the car was gonna be here

01:28:03 ◼   ► in a couple minutes.

01:28:05 ◼   ► Well, I'm gonna dick around on my phone, of course, right?

01:28:08 ◼   ► And this is what I do, and then I'm on Twitter,

01:28:10 ◼   ► and then all of a sudden, I'm like, wait,

01:28:11 ◼   ► did I just spend 20 minutes on Twitter?

01:28:13 ◼   ► Is the car outside?

01:28:14 ◼   ► Did it already leave?

01:28:16 ◼   ► I love the idea that in the dynamic island,

01:28:18 ◼   ► I'll have a live update, and every time I'm waiting for it,

01:28:21 ◼   ► I can see it, but I don't wanna jump to the app

01:28:25 ◼   ► if I want more information, like to see what kind of car

01:28:27 ◼   ► is it, like that's, just let me tap it, right?

01:28:30 ◼   ► Just let me tap it and see, okay,

01:28:32 ◼   ► it's gonna be a red Tesla.

01:28:33 ◼   ► - Yeah, and here's the last four of the lights.

01:28:35 ◼   ► - Yeah, here's the last four of the lights.

01:28:36 ◼   ► - Which is the most important information

01:28:37 ◼   ► of the whole app.

01:28:38 ◼   ► - Right, just let me tap it,

01:28:39 ◼   ► and I don't want to, the last thing I wanna do

01:28:41 ◼   ► is go to Uber's giant app with ads in it and all this crap.

01:28:45 ◼   ► Just let me see their mini player.

01:28:48 ◼   ► - Why was my first question,

01:28:50 ◼   ► will Uber put ads in the dynamic island?

01:28:53 ◼   ► Like, there's a whole app review,

01:28:55 ◼   ► we're already like an hour and a half into it,

01:28:57 ◼   ► there's another hour and a half of an app review

01:28:59 ◼   ► for the dynamic island that is staring at us in the face.

01:29:02 ◼   ► Like, this is why I'm like at wait and see.

01:29:05 ◼   ► Is Uber gonna put the Uber Eats logo

01:29:08 ◼   ► in their dynamic island widget

01:29:10 ◼   ► and try to get you to buy the Uber subscription

01:29:13 ◼   ► in the dynamic island?

01:29:13 ◼   ► Like, I kinda wanna know what that relationship

01:29:17 ◼   ► between Apple and its developers and the,

01:29:20 ◼   ► like, when you say, like, when you reduce the app

01:29:23 ◼   ► to its core essence,

01:29:25 ◼   ► is the Instagram dynamic island widget

01:29:28 ◼   ► just gonna show you an ad for, like, Instagram shirts?

01:29:32 ◼   ► Like, I don't know.

01:29:33 ◼   ► - No, they're gonna make you watch a reel.

01:29:36 ◼   ► - Yeah, they're definitely gonna make you watch a reel

01:29:38 ◼   ► in the island.

01:29:39 ◼   ► - Like, I'm very curious to see how this plays out

01:29:41 ◼   ► with developers, 'cause that,

01:29:42 ◼   ► the concepts they showed from Lyft and Flighty

01:29:45 ◼   ► are like, genius.

01:29:47 ◼   ► I'm in the airport, I just need to know the gate changed,

01:29:50 ◼   ► just tell me the gate changed,

01:29:51 ◼   ► and like, I'll move on,

01:29:53 ◼   ► and I don't need to open the American Airlines app,

01:29:56 ◼   ► which is one of, like,

01:29:56 ◼   ► Apple should just kick that app out of the store.

01:29:58 ◼   ► If anyone from Apple's listening to me,

01:29:59 ◼   ► just kick, just boot American Airlines out,

01:30:02 ◼   ► make 'em start over.

01:30:04 ◼   ► So, you get this whole world

01:30:05 ◼   ► where there's all this sort of ambient information,

01:30:09 ◼   ► and like, you have to respect what it is

01:30:11 ◼   ► and not use it as a way to shove your app into the island.

01:30:15 ◼   ► And I think there's a,

01:30:17 ◼   ► this is why we might really adopt her.

01:30:19 ◼   ► It's like, we're gonna have to learn altogether

01:30:21 ◼   ► what works and what doesn't.

01:30:22 ◼   ► - So, I can be pretty cynical.

01:30:25 ◼   ► I can certainly be mean and sarcastic,

01:30:27 ◼   ► but I have to admit that there's a,

01:30:31 ◼   ► an optimist in me and excited by the opportunity designer

01:30:36 ◼   ► mindset in me that never,

01:30:40 ◼   ► you know, like, the way that,

01:30:42 ◼   ► the best example of all time is email,

01:30:45 ◼   ► and the way that the original designers of internet email

01:30:49 ◼   ► made it so simple and so, oh, you just,

01:30:52 ◼   ► it's just a text file that you put,

01:30:54 ◼   ► send over this port to a server,

01:30:57 ◼   ► and you just follow this format

01:30:59 ◼   ► where you just put a to and from and all this stuff,

01:31:02 ◼   ► and it goes out, and guess what?

01:31:05 ◼   ► It's totally ripe for incredible abuse,

01:31:09 ◼   ► and we're all getting hundreds of spam messages a day still,

01:31:14 ◼   ► to this day, and it'll never stop

01:31:16 ◼   ► because the people who designed email never really thought,

01:31:19 ◼   ► hey, wait, how could this be abused?

01:31:23 ◼   ► It did not occur to me to think, wait,

01:31:25 ◼   ► what are the things somebody could abuse

01:31:27 ◼   ► the dynamic island for?

01:31:28 ◼   ► - So did you ask Apple, will they be, are ads allowed?

01:31:32 ◼   ► Did you ask?

01:31:33 ◼   ► - Well, as you may know,

01:31:34 ◼   ► The Verge has a very strict background policy,

01:31:36 ◼   ► so I can't, unless they're gonna be on the record.

01:31:38 ◼   ► - You can't say what they said, and if they didn't--

01:31:42 ◼   ► Well, so you can say whether you asked, though.

01:31:44 ◼   ► - I did ask, I 100% asked, and I think,

01:31:48 ◼   ► I would characterize the response as,

01:31:51 ◼   ► oh boy, we're gonna have to wait and see,

01:31:53 ◼   ► like, right, like, they have app review,

01:31:55 ◼   ► they have a mechanism, they have some guidelines,

01:31:59 ◼   ► but no one has submitted apps yet.

01:32:01 ◼   ► Like, I don't know, like, is Spotify gonna put,

01:32:05 ◼   ► like, try to break the rules and get you to sign up

01:32:08 ◼   ► on the web in their island widget?

01:32:10 ◼   ► Like, we're just gonna have to find out,

01:32:12 ◼   ► 'cause developers routinely push against rules,

01:32:15 ◼   ► Apple pushes back, and this is a way,

01:32:17 ◼   ► like, my joke about American Airlines is,

01:32:19 ◼   ► they're gonna, are they gonna stick the offer

01:32:21 ◼   ► for the American Airlines credit card in the island widget?

01:32:24 ◼   ► Like, maybe.

01:32:25 ◼   ► - Right, well, think about Spotify, right?

01:32:26 ◼   ► So Spotify, you're playing Spotify,

01:32:29 ◼   ► and now you're doing your stuff.

01:32:32 ◼   ► You're reading email, you're browsing the web,

01:32:34 ◼   ► you're doing messages, and the Spotify thing

01:32:38 ◼   ► is up there in the dynamic island, and there's an icon,

01:32:42 ◼   ► so if they can dynamically change that icon,

01:32:45 ◼   ► they could change it to, like, a Chipotle icon, right?

01:32:49 ◼   ► (both laughing)

01:32:50 ◼   ► - Right, I mean, I'm assuming that app review

01:32:53 ◼   ► will catch a bunch of this stuff, I'm assuming--

01:32:57 ◼   ► - Like, they could just sell the icon, right?

01:32:59 ◼   ► - They could, this is what I'm saying.

01:33:02 ◼   ► So, we've, you know, and I'm not saying

01:33:04 ◼   ► that all these companies are very nefarious,

01:33:05 ◼   ► I'm just saying that suddenly you have this ability

01:33:08 ◼   ► to ambiently push information at people,

01:33:11 ◼   ► and historically in the world,

01:33:13 ◼   ► that ability has been used for advertising.

01:33:15 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:33:17 ◼   ► - You're just listening to music,

01:33:19 ◼   ► but you've got a Wendy's logo up.

01:33:22 ◼   ► - Oh, no, but think about it this way,

01:33:23 ◼   ► you've got, so there's some prioritization happening

01:33:27 ◼   ► with these apps, you've only got two slots, right?

01:33:28 ◼   ► There's the big one, and then if you got two at once,

01:33:31 ◼   ► it turns into a little circle,

01:33:33 ◼   ► which is like the ultra-minimal view.

01:33:34 ◼   ► - Yeah, there's three sizes,

01:33:36 ◼   ► one is if it's the one and only thing,

01:33:38 ◼   ► then there's two sizes if there's two,

01:33:42 ◼   ► and then there's the expanded view, so four total sizes.

01:33:47 ◼   ► - Yeah, and so you can just see, like,

01:33:49 ◼   ► okay, there's an app that wants the island,

01:33:51 ◼   ► it's been deprioritized, and the internal priority ranking

01:33:55 ◼   ► of the apps is fascinating to me, right?

01:33:58 ◼   ► So as I've been testing it,

01:34:00 ◼   ► phone calls have the first priority,

01:34:02 ◼   ► if you have an active call, they always get the big slot.

01:34:04 ◼   ► The timer loses to everything all the time.

01:34:06 ◼   ► - Right.

01:34:07 ◼   ► - You can just, if you start a timer,

01:34:09 ◼   ► it'll just get pushed off the screen

01:34:10 ◼   ► if you start other things.

01:34:11 ◼   ► Turn by turn, I think, has priority too.

01:34:13 ◼   ► Like, it's just interesting to figure out

01:34:16 ◼   ► how Apple is ranking all these different uses of the island.

01:34:19 ◼   ► And as more live activities roll out, who knows, right?

01:34:22 ◼   ► Like, does a sports score supersede a phone call?

01:34:26 ◼   ► - Right.

01:34:27 ◼   ► - I don't know.

01:34:28 ◼   ► But just stipulating that I do not know

01:34:30 ◼   ► the answer to the ranking, you can just see a world

01:34:33 ◼   ► where, like, you have the Chipotle app on your phone,

01:34:37 ◼   ► and you haven't, like, force quit it.

01:34:39 ◼   ► So it's just, like, hanging out in the back,

01:34:41 ◼   ► and you, like, walk by a Chipotle,

01:34:44 ◼   ► and it pops up the island widget that's like,

01:34:46 ◼   ► "Do you want a burrito?"

01:34:48 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:34:50 ◼   ► I'm assuming that that is not possible.

01:34:53 ◼   ► I have no idea if it is or not.

01:34:55 ◼   ► - The other thing that kinda stinks to me

01:34:57 ◼   ► about the timer always getting secondary thing

01:34:59 ◼   ► is it just shows the timer icon.

01:35:01 ◼   ► It doesn't show the time.

01:35:03 ◼   ► Like--

01:35:03 ◼   ► - Yeah, it just shows you something.

01:35:05 ◼   ► - I don't understand why the timer doesn't switch

01:35:08 ◼   ► to showing you, like, if you've got five minutes,

01:35:11 ◼   ► 30 seconds left, why doesn't it say 5.30?

01:35:13 ◼   ► And even if they don't wanna update every second,

01:35:15 ◼   ► even if it just updated every 10 seconds or something,

01:35:18 ◼   ► that would be better than just showing the timer icon.

01:35:20 ◼   ► - Yeah, or it's a circle.

01:35:21 ◼   ► Just have it count down and--

01:35:23 ◼   ► - Yeah, or, yeah, like show analog-style clock hands

01:35:26 ◼   ► or something.

01:35:27 ◼   ► - Yeah, again, this is what I mean.

01:35:29 ◼   ► Like, I just think we're, a year from now,

01:35:32 ◼   ► we will actually know.

01:35:34 ◼   ► And this is where my,

01:35:35 ◼   ► maybe I'm just even more cynical than you are,

01:35:37 ◼   ► but, like, that's where my cynicism is, is

01:35:39 ◼   ► I can see how it's useful now.

01:35:43 ◼   ► I don't know if you're like me,

01:35:45 ◼   ► but I, after a day with the first iPhone X,

01:35:49 ◼   ► I just stopped seeing the notch entirely.

01:35:51 ◼   ► It went away.

01:35:52 ◼   ► And I, last year on the 13 Pro,

01:35:54 ◼   ► they were like, "We made the notch smaller,"

01:35:55 ◼   ► and I was like, "What notch?"

01:35:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah, yep, I thought the same thing.

01:35:58 ◼   ► And I was like, "Did they really?"

01:35:59 ◼   ► And then I, like, compared it,

01:36:00 ◼   ► and I was like, "Holy hell, they did.

01:36:02 ◼   ► "That actually is smaller."

01:36:03 ◼   ► - Right, so, but the island is not invisible.

01:36:06 ◼   ► They moved it down.

01:36:07 ◼   ► I run my phone in light mode,

01:36:09 ◼   ► so there's bright light above and below it,

01:36:12 ◼   ► so I see it, it is always moving.

01:36:14 ◼   ► So I'm just, like, looking at this thing a lot.

01:36:16 ◼   ► And I, the big trade to me is,

01:36:19 ◼   ► okay, well, now I have to see it.

01:36:21 ◼   ► Like, it's not just, like, this invisible thing on the phone

01:36:24 ◼   ► that, like, people complain about for sport on Twitter,

01:36:27 ◼   ► but is actually, like, barely visible.

01:36:29 ◼   ► It's a thing that I'm looking at.

01:36:31 ◼   ► It actually, it's lower on the screen.

01:36:32 ◼   ► Whenever I get stressed out, I shop for cars.

01:36:34 ◼   ► I rarely buy a car,

01:36:36 ◼   ► but it's been a very stressful couple weeks for me,

01:36:38 ◼   ► so I've been shopping for cars, like, every minute.

01:36:39 ◼   ► - Very odd stress reliever, but we all have our--

01:36:43 ◼   ► - Like, I'm just like, what if I owned, like,

01:36:45 ◼   ► a 1988 Mercedes, and I just, like, shop,

01:36:47 ◼   ► but, like, just, like, see if I can buy one.

01:36:49 ◼   ► I never buy them, but, so I've had, like,

01:36:50 ◼   ► the cars.com app, the top of it, the pictures of the car,

01:36:55 ◼   ► because the island is lower,

01:36:58 ◼   ► all the pictures of the car are cut off.

01:37:00 ◼   ► This is, like, they'll update the app,

01:37:01 ◼   ► and it's a tiny little personal experience,

01:37:04 ◼   ► but it just made me think, like,

01:37:05 ◼   ► the trade-off of value I am getting right now

01:37:08 ◼   ► for this thing being visible is not gonna be aligned

01:37:12 ◼   ► until the Packers game is in there,

01:37:15 ◼   ► until Flighty is in there, and I'm in the airport,

01:37:16 ◼   ► and I'm like, this is rad.

01:37:17 ◼   ► Like, there's just a ramp to utility

01:37:22 ◼   ► that has not been achieved yet,

01:37:24 ◼   ► and we'll just see, and I, like,

01:37:26 ◼   ► the off-ramps from utility are,

01:37:28 ◼   ► yeah, they're gonna stick ads in it.

01:37:29 ◼   ► - Can we intercede?

01:37:30 ◼   ► Can we complain about American Airlines?

01:37:32 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:37:34 ◼   ► Hey, their app is horrible.

01:37:36 ◼   ► Flighty is awesome.

01:37:37 ◼   ► If anybody out there, even if you only fly occasionally,

01:37:39 ◼   ► Flighty is so much more useful.

01:37:42 ◼   ► - My flight home from San Francisco last Friday

01:37:46 ◼   ► was supposed to be at, like, let's say 1 p.m.

01:37:48 ◼   ► It was, like, 1255 or something,

01:37:50 ◼   ► and at 1230, when we were already supposed

01:37:53 ◼   ► to have started boarding, they made an announcement

01:37:55 ◼   ► that we might be boarding 20 to 30 minutes late

01:37:58 ◼   ► 'cause the mechanics are looking at an issue,

01:38:01 ◼   ► and I turned to the guy next to me and said,

01:38:02 ◼   ► we're not getting on this plane,

01:38:04 ◼   ► because if they thought we might have a 30,

01:38:08 ◼   ► even an hour delay while mechanics fixed something,

01:38:11 ◼   ► they would load us on the plane

01:38:12 ◼   ► and make us sit in our seats while they do it.

01:38:15 ◼   ► That's happened to me, you know, it's happened to everybody.

01:38:18 ◼   ► If they don't let you board the plane,

01:38:20 ◼   ► they don't think the plane's gonna take off,

01:38:21 ◼   ► and lo and behold, the plane never took off,

01:38:24 ◼   ► and we had to wait for another plane,

01:38:26 ◼   ► and it was, I don't know, five hours later

01:38:28 ◼   ► when a plane came, but my favorite part was

01:38:31 ◼   ► when the gate agent announced it, she said,

01:38:36 ◼   ► "Don't worry, it's a good plane this time."

01:38:39 ◼   ► Right over the PA system.

01:38:40 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:38:41 ◼   ► That's pretty good.

01:38:43 ◼   ► So when I was, so my week at the Apple event was ridiculous,

01:38:47 ◼   ► so I was home in Chicago for Labor Day,

01:38:49 ◼   ► and then I flew to LA for code,

01:38:51 ◼   ► and then I flew to the Apple event,

01:38:52 ◼   ► and then I flew back to LA, and then I flew to New York,

01:38:56 ◼   ► and just to make all that work,

01:38:58 ◼   ► I flew every major domestic airline.

01:39:01 ◼   ► - Wow.

01:39:02 ◼   ► - Just to arrange all the flights,

01:39:03 ◼   ► and actually, I was so worried about not making it

01:39:06 ◼   ► from code to Cupertino that I booked two flights

01:39:10 ◼   ► out of LA to CIFA, and I had competing

01:39:14 ◼   ► American and Delta flights.

01:39:16 ◼   ► So rarely do you directly compare the apps

01:39:19 ◼   ► of major airlines, but just that week, I flew them all.

01:39:24 ◼   ► I was at LAX three times in three days,

01:39:25 ◼   ► which I do not recommend, just not a good way

01:39:28 ◼   ► to spend your time, and so Delta has the best one, I think.

01:39:31 ◼   ► United is somewhere in the middle,

01:39:33 ◼   ► and then the American Airlines app is full

01:39:35 ◼   ► of the weirdest custom Sheets animations,

01:39:40 ◼   ► and they just are bouncing around.

01:39:42 ◼   ► Just kick 'em off the store, Apple.

01:39:44 ◼   ► Just be like, human interface, we run the store, all right?

01:39:47 ◼   ► You're gone.

01:39:48 ◼   ► Come back when you've done some system-level animations.

01:39:52 ◼   ► - I like how they spent so much time

01:39:54 ◼   ► putting beautiful wallpapers behind the background.

01:39:58 ◼   ► It's like the main thing about the American app,

01:40:01 ◼   ► Axes, though, it's the only app you'll ever use

01:40:03 ◼   ► on the phone, and it has a wallpaper,

01:40:05 ◼   ► and they show these beautiful locations

01:40:07 ◼   ► from around the world, and it's the only thing

01:40:09 ◼   ► that looks good in the app.

01:40:10 ◼   ► Who gives a shit?

01:40:11 ◼   ► Nobody's going to the American Airlines app

01:40:13 ◼   ► to see pictures of the islands of Maui.

01:40:17 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah, it's, I don't think I'm saying

01:40:21 ◼   ► anything controversial or new to be like,

01:40:23 ◼   ► airline apps are bad.

01:40:24 ◼   ► I'm just saying that the island offers you

01:40:26 ◼   ► the opportunity to opt out of them,

01:40:28 ◼   ► but how long is it gonna take American

01:40:31 ◼   ► to build their island widget?

01:40:33 ◼   ► - I don't know, but I just opened the app,

01:40:35 ◼   ► and I'm looking at it now, and I would estimate

01:40:37 ◼   ► that two-thirds of the screen is an ad

01:40:41 ◼   ► for the city adventure.

01:40:43 ◼   ► - This is what I'm saying.

01:40:44 ◼   ► When you're like, the widget has to be

01:40:46 ◼   ► the purest representation of the app,

01:40:49 ◼   ► well, if you look at the app,

01:40:50 ◼   ► it's the purest representation of it

01:40:53 ◼   ► is a call to action to sign up for a credit card.

01:40:55 ◼   ► - It's, you know how it's sort of weird

01:40:59 ◼   ► that a computer company like Apple

01:41:01 ◼   ► and an online retailer like Amazon

01:41:04 ◼   ► are now major streaming networks and platforms, right?

01:41:07 ◼   ► It's, you know, we get it.

01:41:09 ◼   ► We're not gonna go there on this show.

01:41:10 ◼   ► There's too much to talk about,

01:41:11 ◼   ► but it's just sort of like, it's kind of weird, though,

01:41:13 ◼   ► that it's like two of the major streaming platforms

01:41:16 ◼   ► with some of the best, most talked about content

01:41:18 ◼   ► are a store and a computer company.

01:41:21 ◼   ► American Airlines is more like there's this,

01:41:23 ◼   ► there's a credit card company that now bought an airline.

01:41:28 ◼   ► - Yeah, oh, for sure.

01:41:30 ◼   ► - This just happened to run an airline.

01:41:32 ◼   ► - Yeah, this is like all the major airlines now.

01:41:34 ◼   ► You know, Sony in Japan is basically an insurance company

01:41:37 ◼   ► that happens to make TVs.

01:41:38 ◼   ► The end comes for you and you don't even know it happened.

01:41:42 ◼   ► You're like, oh, we're a financial services company.

01:41:44 ◼   ► - We were on vacation as a family in August

01:41:46 ◼   ► and on the flight home, and of course, we're a threesome,

01:41:49 ◼   ► or we were before my son went to college,

01:41:51 ◼   ► and now we're back to a twosome.

01:41:52 ◼   ► But so we had seats in first,

01:41:55 ◼   ► and guess who gets to sit by himself?

01:41:57 ◼   ► It's always me, right?

01:41:59 ◼   ► My son and my wife sit next to each other

01:42:01 ◼   ► and I sit by myself.

01:42:03 ◼   ► I saw the most amazing thing happen.

01:42:06 ◼   ► The guy next to me signed up for the American credit card.

01:42:10 ◼   ► - Oh my God. - On the flight.

01:42:11 ◼   ► I've never seen it. - That's great.

01:42:12 ◼   ► - All of my life.

01:42:14 ◼   ► - It finally worked.

01:42:15 ◼   ► That's the one, that's the one conversion they get a year

01:42:17 ◼   ► that justifies all of the ads.

01:42:19 ◼   ► - All of the miles I've ever flown.

01:42:22 ◼   ► - And they can't even track it, right?

01:42:24 ◼   ► They make the pilot say the announcement on every flight

01:42:27 ◼   ► and they don't even know that it worked one time.

01:42:29 ◼   ► - Here, I'm looking at my American app.

01:42:31 ◼   ► I have 308,000 miles, award miles.

01:42:35 ◼   ► That's how often I have flown on American.

01:42:37 ◼   ► And I saw a guy sign up for the credit card

01:42:40 ◼   ► right there on the flight.

01:42:41 ◼   ► Oh my God.

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01:44:14 ◼   ► And let's see, anything else on the iPhones?

01:44:16 ◼   ► How about the cameras?

01:44:17 ◼   ► That's certainly worth talking about.

01:44:18 ◼   ► - Yeah, I'll just, here's my,

01:44:20 ◼   ► this is, they have a new sensor.

01:44:22 ◼   ► I think it's 48 megapixels sensor on a pro.

01:44:24 ◼   ► And I think they are being too conservative with it.

01:44:29 ◼   ► And I think it looked, they can do more with it.

01:44:34 ◼   ► And right now they're just, they're in this weird corner

01:44:37 ◼   ► where they're doing a lot of noise reduction

01:44:40 ◼   ► and a lot of sharpening,

01:44:41 ◼   ► and they should stop it and let the sensor shine.

01:44:44 ◼   ► That's my hot tick.

01:44:47 ◼   ► - So again, I have not, as we record,

01:44:51 ◼   ► the closest red review is yours

01:44:53 ◼   ► because I knew you were gonna be in the show.

01:44:55 ◼   ► And I'm gonna tell you the truth, I'll admit it.

01:44:57 ◼   ► I always read your reviews, your first or second.

01:45:01 ◼   ► I was looking at your example photos,

01:45:04 ◼   ► and you had some example photos, and a good selection.

01:45:09 ◼   ► You had some where you compared the 14 Pro to the 13 Pro.

01:45:13 ◼   ► Some where you compared to the Pixel 6,

01:45:18 ◼   ► what's the best six pixel from last year?

01:45:21 ◼   ► Yeah, Pixel 6 Pro.

01:45:23 ◼   ► And some where you compared against the Samsung Galaxy 22,

01:45:28 ◼   ► whatever the last word of that phone is.

01:45:31 ◼   ► It's not that the iPhone looks bad,

01:45:35 ◼   ► but you're describing it as inconsistent

01:45:38 ◼   ► is exactly what I'm seeing.

01:45:40 ◼   ► Again, not bad.

01:45:44 ◼   ► And we're talking about all these phones

01:45:46 ◼   ► that are excellent cameras for phones.

01:45:48 ◼   ► Truly excellent, we live in a wonderful era.

01:45:50 ◼   ► But the iPhone seems a little all over the place.

01:45:53 ◼   ► I thought that the night shot comparison with the Pixel,

01:45:56 ◼   ► and like you said, they were very different.

01:45:59 ◼   ► I thought the iPhone one was much better.

01:46:01 ◼   ► That's more to my liking.

01:46:02 ◼   ► - Yeah, the iPhone's brighter and the Pixel is more even,

01:46:05 ◼   ► is like how I would put it.

01:46:07 ◼   ► - And I thought like the entrance to the bar

01:46:09 ◼   ► or restaurant, whatever it was,

01:46:11 ◼   ► just looked deeper and richer.

01:46:13 ◼   ► I thought the Pixel kinda blew that one,

01:46:15 ◼   ► but not in a bad way, but just not to my liking.

01:46:17 ◼   ► But then you had the shot across like a harbor

01:46:20 ◼   ► or a river or something.

01:46:22 ◼   ► And the iPhone's was just strange in my opinion.

01:46:25 ◼   ► Like it did really weird things with the sky

01:46:29 ◼   ► that almost looked like somebody

01:46:31 ◼   ► took like the smudge tool in Photoshop

01:46:35 ◼   ► and just ran it over the sky.

01:46:38 ◼   ► And I don't really understand what it did

01:46:40 ◼   ► with the reflection of the ferris wheel in the water.

01:46:43 ◼   ► - That was the one that got me.

01:46:44 ◼   ► I was like, "Ooh, we're doing too much."

01:46:47 ◼   ► - Yeah, and that's, yeah, it over sharpened.

01:46:50 ◼   ► There's a ferris wheel.

01:46:52 ◼   ► It's a neat shot and it's a good example

01:46:54 ◼   ► 'cause it's nighttime, it's water.

01:46:56 ◼   ► There's a ferris wheel across the water

01:46:58 ◼   ► that's got all sorts of bright colored lights.

01:47:01 ◼   ► And where it really over sharpened to me

01:47:04 ◼   ► was on the reflection in the water.

01:47:07 ◼   ► It just did something weird where the Pixel,

01:47:09 ◼   ► it's like, "Yeah, that's what the shot should look like."

01:47:12 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think the last time I reviewed iPhone Pro

01:47:15 ◼   ► was the 12 Pro two years ago

01:47:18 ◼   ► and then Dieter did the 13s last year.

01:47:20 ◼   ► And so two years ago, I said,

01:47:23 ◼   ► "All these phones have started to look the same."

01:47:25 ◼   ► Like there was that moment where the Pixel

01:47:27 ◼   ► was really opinionated and super contrasty

01:47:30 ◼   ► and I loved those photos and the iPhone

01:47:33 ◼   ► did really like over HDR in the beginning

01:47:37 ◼   ► and everything was too like artificial looking.

01:47:41 ◼   ► And then Samsung was like another planet with colors.

01:47:43 ◼   ► It kinda still is.

01:47:44 ◼   ► - Yeah, no, but just as an aside,

01:47:47 ◼   ► I thought that that over, too heavy handed with the HDR

01:47:52 ◼   ► was very odd for Apple because Apple's taste

01:47:55 ◼   ► tends to run towards the natural in all cases.

01:47:58 ◼   ► And the HDR in a couple of years ago

01:48:02 ◼   ► was really odd because it looked unnatural.

01:48:05 ◼   ► - Yeah, it was just like, they were like,

01:48:07 ◼   ► "Shadows are gone.

01:48:08 ◼   ► In our world, there are no shadows."

01:48:10 ◼   ► And it was like, actually, hold on.

01:48:12 ◼   ► Right, and then Google was like,

01:48:13 ◼   ► "In our world, everything is very moody."

01:48:16 ◼   ► And then Samsung was like, "You're on drugs."

01:48:17 ◼   ► And those were their looks, right?

01:48:19 ◼   ► And it was like fine and like they were predictable.

01:48:21 ◼   ► And then a couple of years ago,

01:48:22 ◼   ► they all converged. - Not a lot of drugs,

01:48:24 ◼   ► but a little drugs.

01:48:25 ◼   ► - Yeah, just enough to have a good time, right?

01:48:27 ◼   ► And then so they all converged a couple of years ago

01:48:29 ◼   ► and then they're starting to diverge again.

01:48:32 ◼   ► And so last year, I think Dieter,

01:48:33 ◼   ► when he reviewed the 13 Pro,

01:48:34 ◼   ► he said, "This camera's incredibly confident.

01:48:37 ◼   ► It knows what it is.

01:48:38 ◼   ► It knows what kinds of pictures it wants to make.

01:48:40 ◼   ► And it just does it every single time."

01:48:42 ◼   ► And I think the 14 Pro is trying to make 13 Pro pictures

01:48:47 ◼   ► with a totally different sensor

01:48:50 ◼   ► and a totally different pathway.

01:48:53 ◼   ► And it's just getting lost.

01:48:55 ◼   ► And it should make the pictures it wants to make.

01:48:58 ◼   ► - That's a really good theory.

01:49:00 ◼   ► 'Cause I have to say, and again,

01:49:02 ◼   ► one of the reasons I do it, I'm a one-person show.

01:49:06 ◼   ► There's only so much I can do in a week.

01:49:07 ◼   ► I knew, I kinda had the gist.

01:49:10 ◼   ► I had enough.

01:49:11 ◼   ► I was like, "I think I got the trail

01:49:12 ◼   ► of what I wanna write.

01:49:13 ◼   ► I know it's gonna be long.

01:49:15 ◼   ► I'm gonna have a hard time hitting a deadline.

01:49:16 ◼   ► I know I've got, actually,

01:49:18 ◼   ► I'm not gonna even be here on Wednesday.

01:49:19 ◼   ► So if I blow it and don't hit the Wednesday morning,

01:49:21 ◼   ► blah, blah, blah, I'm not gonna shoot a lot of photos."

01:49:23 ◼   ► And the other thing is,

01:49:24 ◼   ► even if I thought I had time to shoot the photos,

01:49:26 ◼   ► I'm not gonna do as good job as some people.

01:49:28 ◼   ► I'm not gonna do even as good job as you.

01:49:30 ◼   ► I'm certainly not gonna do Austin Mann type stuff.

01:49:33 ◼   ► Somebody else is gonna do it,

01:49:34 ◼   ► and I'll just link to them, right?

01:49:36 ◼   ► And we'll get back to that philosophy in a bit.

01:49:39 ◼   ► I'll just link to them.

01:49:40 ◼   ► But I did take some, of course I took some photos, right?

01:49:42 ◼   ► And of course I'm walking around with two phones in my pocket,

01:49:45 ◼   ► my 13 Pro and my 14 Pro.

01:49:47 ◼   ► And I took a lot of photos where I'm like,

01:49:49 ◼   ► "I don't see a difference."

01:49:50 ◼   ► And that's not a bad thing, right?

01:49:52 ◼   ► 'Cause I've liked my 13 Pro,

01:49:54 ◼   ► but I'm seeing that sort of,

01:49:57 ◼   ► this is a way different sensor, way different sensor,

01:50:00 ◼   ► and I'm getting a lot of very similar shots.

01:50:04 ◼   ► But I think what you've stumbled upon

01:50:07 ◼   ► is in edge conditions, it can't reproduce the same output.

01:50:12 ◼   ► And they should just let this sensor be itself.

01:50:14 ◼   ► And if they come out different, let it,

01:50:16 ◼   ► it's a good sensor, it's a great sensor.

01:50:18 ◼   ► But it shouldn't look exactly the same

01:50:21 ◼   ► as the 13 Pro in every condition.

01:50:24 ◼   ► - The thing that kills me about that is,

01:50:27 ◼   ► so next year they'll let it be itself a little bit more.

01:50:29 ◼   ► You mentioned software locks earlier,

01:50:32 ◼   ► and I did not jump on it 'cause I wanted to bring it up

01:50:35 ◼   ► in this part of the conversation.

01:50:36 ◼   ► They're not gonna roll whatever updates happen next year

01:50:39 ◼   ► to this phone.

01:50:40 ◼   ► - Right.

01:50:41 ◼   ► - They're not gonna update this camera.

01:50:43 ◼   ► The camera on the iPhone is like this bizarrely fixed object.

01:50:47 ◼   ► - That changes crazily hardware year to hardware year.

01:50:51 ◼   ► - Yeah, right, but so that it's like,

01:50:53 ◼   ► they keep telling us that this is computational photography,

01:50:56 ◼   ► it's all defined in software.

01:50:58 ◼   ► And then every year they're like,

01:50:59 ◼   ► "And we have new hardware,

01:51:00 ◼   ► "and no further software changes will come to the camera."

01:51:03 ◼   ► And it's like, wait, hold up.

01:51:04 ◼   ► Like the 14 is basically the same phone as the 13, right?

01:51:09 ◼   ► It has the same 12 megapixel sensor,

01:51:12 ◼   ► it has the same lens, as far as we can tell.

01:51:14 ◼   ► Like everything seems the same.

01:51:16 ◼   ► - There's some changes.

01:51:17 ◼   ► - It has the same processor.

01:51:18 ◼   ► - Right.

01:51:19 ◼   ► - And you're not giving it like whatever deep fusion

01:51:22 ◼   ► is moving earlier in the pipeline to uncompressed images.

01:51:25 ◼   ► - Yeah, the photonic engine.

01:51:27 ◼   ► - And that's the real rebranding there, right?

01:51:29 ◼   ► They're just doing deep fusion.

01:51:30 ◼   ► By the way, I didn't know this.

01:51:31 ◼   ► Deep fusion occurs on mid and low light images only.

01:51:36 ◼   ► And smart HDR happens elsewhere in the pipeline,

01:51:40 ◼   ► mostly on bright images.

01:51:41 ◼   ► I had no idea this was true.

01:51:44 ◼   ► - Right, so this is the curious thing about photonic engine

01:51:48 ◼   ► being only on the 14 models, but it is on all 14.

01:51:51 ◼   ► It's not locked to pros.

01:51:53 ◼   ► It's all 14 models get photonic engine,

01:51:56 ◼   ► no other older iPhones get it.

01:51:58 ◼   ► But it's curious because the,

01:52:03 ◼   ► let's just say it even requires the fifth GPU core, right?

01:52:07 ◼   ► Like the sort of song and dance of how did the 14

01:52:10 ◼   ► get a chip upgrade from the 13 is when they're both on A15

01:52:15 ◼   ► is last year's iPhone 13's got a four core A15,

01:52:19 ◼   ► but last year's 13 pros got a five core GPU on the A15.

01:52:24 ◼   ► They were binning the GPUs.

01:52:27 ◼   ► And this year, the iPhone 14's as a year over year

01:52:32 ◼   ► comparison get the one extra GPU core.

01:52:37 ◼   ► And like I said in my review,

01:52:38 ◼   ► one extra GPU core makes it sound, who cares?

01:52:42 ◼   ► 25% more GPU processing sounds pretty cool.

01:52:46 ◼   ► So a glass half full, glass half empty.

01:52:49 ◼   ► It's an upgrade.

01:52:50 ◼   ► It's obviously the smallest upgrade chip wise

01:52:53 ◼   ► ever in this era.

01:52:56 ◼   ► But now you see the pattern where next year

01:52:58 ◼   ► it'll get the 16 and the pros will get the 17.

01:53:01 ◼   ► And now they're one generation apart.

01:53:03 ◼   ► And there's no way to get there

01:53:06 ◼   ► without an awkward year like this one.

01:53:08 ◼   ► But so let's just say 13 pro,

01:53:11 ◼   ► not even talking regular 13 and the regular iPhone 14,

01:53:15 ◼   ► they both have the five GPU core A15 chip,

01:53:20 ◼   ► but the last year's 13 pro doesn't get photonic engine.

01:53:24 ◼   ► So I asked, if they both have the A15, same A15, why is that?

01:53:29 ◼   ► And I can't quote the answer,

01:53:31 ◼   ► but it is something to the effect of,

01:53:34 ◼   ► what I wanted to know,

01:53:34 ◼   ► is there something else hardware in the pipeline?

01:53:37 ◼   ► Is there some connection from the sensor to the image,

01:53:41 ◼   ► the ISP that is faster so that it can process the raw

01:53:46 ◼   ► instead of this, but only on the,

01:53:49 ◼   ► even though the A14 has the same A15 chip,

01:53:52 ◼   ► there's a pipeline to the sensor.

01:53:54 ◼   ► Is that the case or is this a software lock?

01:53:56 ◼   ► And the answer was something to the effect of,

01:53:58 ◼   ► our cameras and chips are designed to work together

01:54:03 ◼   ► and require unique updates.

01:54:06 ◼   ► - Right, they just like spun the wheel

01:54:08 ◼   ► and they're like, here's the boilerplate.

01:54:09 ◼   ► - Right.

01:54:10 ◼   ► - We're not gonna do the software update.

01:54:11 ◼   ► - It is, it was an answer that I honestly,

01:54:14 ◼   ► even though I speak fluent Cupertinoese,

01:54:18 ◼   ► I honestly don't know what, if they were,

01:54:23 ◼   ► I obviously did not get a yes or no,

01:54:25 ◼   ► and I didn't expect to get a yes or no,

01:54:27 ◼   ► but a lot of times I get an answer

01:54:29 ◼   ► that I know how to interpret as a yes or a no.

01:54:32 ◼   ► And this one is, I don't know.

01:54:36 ◼   ► I really don't, I kind of think yes,

01:54:38 ◼   ► that there's some hardware improvement to the pipeline.

01:54:43 ◼   ► I do think so, but I'm like 50, 60% thinking

01:54:49 ◼   ► there actually is a hardware aspect to it,

01:54:51 ◼   ► even though it's the same system on a chip,

01:54:54 ◼   ► but I don't know.

01:54:55 ◼   ► And I couldn't get an answer off the record either.

01:54:57 ◼   ► - Yeah, look, if I was a 13 Pro owner,

01:55:00 ◼   ► I'd be like, you have to tell me, right?

01:55:03 ◼   ► Let's just explain to me exactly why.

01:55:05 ◼   ► And then if I was a 14 Pro owner,

01:55:08 ◼   ► I would be like, I've got this new 48 megapixel sensor.

01:55:13 ◼   ► Apple can bin it into this quad pixel array

01:55:17 ◼   ► that captures more light,

01:55:19 ◼   ► or they can crop it to do this 2X zoom

01:55:22 ◼   ► and this action mode stuff.

01:55:23 ◼   ► Those are the beginnings of ideas.

01:55:26 ◼   ► So if I'm paying $1,100 for this phone,

01:55:30 ◼   ► am I gonna get more value out of the sensor in it over time?

01:55:34 ◼   ► The way that I get more value out of every other piece

01:55:37 ◼   ► of hardware on the phone, right?

01:55:39 ◼   ► The processor can do more things over time,

01:55:43 ◼   ► more apps are developed that use the sensors,

01:55:46 ◼   ► like all the stuff,

01:55:47 ◼   ► like the phones just get better over time.

01:55:49 ◼   ► - The dynamic island is going to have more content

01:55:51 ◼   ► later this year.

01:55:53 ◼   ► - Yeah, you'll be able to sign up for a credit card

01:55:54 ◼   ► directly from it, except this weird camera,

01:55:57 ◼   ► which Apple is telling us is a software masterpiece.

01:56:02 ◼   ► And it is, right?

01:56:03 ◼   ► They're doing all this processing,

01:56:04 ◼   ► they're capturing seven images at once,

01:56:06 ◼   ► they're layering them, all this stuff is happening,

01:56:09 ◼   ► but that is locked into place.

01:56:12 ◼   ► We've gone through how many computational photography

01:56:14 ◼   ► iPhones now?

01:56:15 ◼   ► The photos on the first day look basically the same

01:56:19 ◼   ► as the photos on the last day.

01:56:20 ◼   ► And to me, that's fundamentally bizarre,

01:56:24 ◼   ► and fine, it is what it is.

01:56:26 ◼   ► But if you're the 13th year owner this year,

01:56:27 ◼   ► you've gotta be wondering,

01:56:28 ◼   ► like I should be able to get this software update.

01:56:32 ◼   ► You have to tell me why I can't get it,

01:56:33 ◼   ► because it's an unlike Apple software lock

01:56:37 ◼   ► in a way that not being able to hold down on the pill

01:56:40 ◼   ► and get the dynamic island widget kind of isn't.

01:56:43 ◼   ► Sure, there's at least a reason for that.

01:56:44 ◼   ► We're reserving all of this for the island,

01:56:47 ◼   ► we want that to be a consistent experience,

01:56:49 ◼   ► we're doing hardware anti-aliasing that your phone can,

01:56:51 ◼   ► whatever it is.

01:56:52 ◼   ► So this one is just purely,

01:56:54 ◼   ► we're not gonna give you the software, or a reason.

01:56:57 ◼   ► And then I think on the 14 Pro,

01:57:00 ◼   ► because it's a little inconsistent,

01:57:02 ◼   ► you should have the expectation

01:57:04 ◼   ► that it will take software improvements over time.

01:57:07 ◼   ► - Let me put on my cynical hat and say that

01:57:09 ◼   ► it's what I was told in my can't quote them,

01:57:12 ◼   ► but got an answer on is the photonic engine hardware?

01:57:16 ◼   ► Is that why it's only on the 14?

01:57:18 ◼   ► Looking at the words of the answer,

01:57:22 ◼   ► I'm 60% leaning towards yes, there's hardware.

01:57:26 ◼   ► But the cynic in me says,

01:57:29 ◼   ► if it really was a hardware story,

01:57:31 ◼   ► they could just tell us that.

01:57:32 ◼   ► And they could say, yeah, our chip team

01:57:33 ◼   ► made this incredible pipeline adjustment

01:57:35 ◼   ► to read the data off the sensor faster.

01:57:37 ◼   ► And why wouldn't they just tell us that?

01:57:39 ◼   ► Like, yeah, our hardware,

01:57:40 ◼   ► 'cause they like to brag about their hardware.

01:57:42 ◼   ► So the cynic in me says, sounds like a software lock.

01:57:46 ◼   ► - We have a great new sensor

01:57:47 ◼   ► that can pass data over the bus to the ISP in the A15,

01:57:51 ◼   ► even faster than before,

01:57:52 ◼   ► letting us do deep fusion or an uncompressed image.

01:57:55 ◼   ► Great, I'll buy it.

01:57:57 ◼   ► But the fact that they won't say is like--

01:57:59 ◼   ► - Yeah, and let me just clarify your thing too

01:58:02 ◼   ► about the photos, the modes of the camera,

01:58:04 ◼   ► like portrait mode is the best example,

01:58:07 ◼   ► do get software updates, right?

01:58:09 ◼   ► Like if you have a two or three year old iPhone,

01:58:12 ◼   ► your portrait mode photos look better today

01:58:15 ◼   ► than they did when you bought it,

01:58:16 ◼   ► because the portrait mode does go through software

01:58:20 ◼   ► that that improves and the camera app updates.

01:58:23 ◼   ► It's just the, if you just take a regular still photo

01:58:27 ◼   ► is the thing that doesn't seem to get improvements

01:58:30 ◼   ► once the hardware ships.

01:58:31 ◼   ► - But it's bizarre 'cause it's a software defined camera.

01:58:35 ◼   ► Like at its heart.

01:58:37 ◼   ► - You'd think so, right?

01:58:38 ◼   ► I think even night mode is one of those things

01:58:41 ◼   ► that does get improvements, right?

01:58:43 ◼   ► It's just though the pure simplest thing the camera can do,

01:58:47 ◼   ► take a shot and give me a 12 megapixel JPEG of it, right?

01:58:51 ◼   ► 'Cause putting, like you said in your review,

01:58:54 ◼   ► 99.8% of iPhone users have no reason to ever shoot RAW.

01:58:58 ◼   ► And of them, if they did,

01:59:03 ◼   ► they would think the camera was broken

01:59:04 ◼   ► because they'd look at the RAW image

01:59:06 ◼   ► and think this is the worst cell phone picture

01:59:08 ◼   ► I've taken since I was using a Nokia flip phone,

01:59:10 ◼   ► 'cause that's what unprocessed RAW images look like.

01:59:12 ◼   ► - I will say that I had a great time shooting RAW

01:59:14 ◼   ► on this iPhone.

01:59:15 ◼   ► It's very slow.

01:59:16 ◼   ► - Yeah, I only did enough just to see if it's low.

01:59:21 ◼   ► And they have an option to shoot 12 megapixel RAW.

01:59:26 ◼   ► - Oh, I didn't see that.

01:59:27 ◼   ► - Ah, yeah.

01:59:28 ◼   ► - So pixel bend RAW is a thing.

01:59:30 ◼   ► - Something, here's another one.

01:59:32 ◼   ► I have this in my notes.

01:59:33 ◼   ► And I know I do this once a year

01:59:36 ◼   ► 'cause I don't usually go to the camera settings in settings.

01:59:39 ◼   ► But I do it every time I review a phone.

01:59:41 ◼   ► And I know it's a whole separate argument

01:59:44 ◼   ► of how are the settings in the settings app organized?

01:59:49 ◼   ► What is that?

01:59:50 ◼   ► But look at how far down camera is.

01:59:53 ◼   ► It is bizarrely low.

01:59:57 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's not in the first grouping, right?

01:59:59 ◼   ► It's in the second grouping.

01:59:59 ◼   ► - No, go look at it right now.

02:00:04 ◼   ► - Yeah, I always look for it in the first grouping.

02:00:06 ◼   ► - I wish it were in the first grouping.

02:00:08 ◼   ► I wish that you could rearrange these.

02:00:09 ◼   ► - You're not even in the third grouping.

02:00:11 ◼   ► - No, it's the first grouping.

02:00:13 ◼   ► Then there's the notifications one.

02:00:14 ◼   ► Then there's, the one where I really think it should be

02:00:16 ◼   ► is like general control center, battery, blah, blah, blah.

02:00:19 ◼   ► - That's where I was.

02:00:20 ◼   ► - Then there's the big long one with all the apps,

02:00:21 ◼   ► mail, contacts, calendar, notes, reminders, voice, phone,

02:00:25 ◼   ► blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Safari, news, translate.

02:00:27 ◼   ► But nope, not there.

02:00:28 ◼   ► And then you go all the way down

02:00:30 ◼   ► and it's with music, TV, photos, camera, books.

02:00:33 ◼   ► I don't know what this group is.

02:00:34 ◼   ► - This is the sixth grouping I just counted.

02:00:35 ◼   ► - But anyway, go to camera and formats.

02:00:39 ◼   ► And then when you turn on Apple ProRAW.

02:00:41 ◼   ► - Oh, look at that.

02:00:42 ◼   ► - There's a thing that says ProRAW resolution

02:00:44 ◼   ► and you can change it from 48 to 12.

02:00:46 ◼   ► - All right, I did not shoot any ProRAW at 12.

02:00:51 ◼   ► I had a lot of fun shooting at 48.

02:00:52 ◼   ► When you hit the capture button, the shutter is still fast.

02:00:55 ◼   ► But it just takes a lot of time

02:00:56 ◼   ► to read all the data and process it.

02:00:59 ◼   ► And so it was like, I guess I would use this for landscapes.

02:01:03 ◼   ► Like if anyone's moving, I wanna take a bunch of frames.

02:01:05 ◼   ► - Well, Apple has a weird rule too.

02:01:07 ◼   ► And while we're talking about cameras

02:01:08 ◼   ► and philosophical differences with like the Pixel team

02:01:11 ◼   ► and other companies, not weird, but unique.

02:01:14 ◼   ► Apple has had a obvious unofficial,

02:01:17 ◼   ► but that I happen to know internally is an official rule.

02:01:21 ◼   ► They just don't talk about it publicly.

02:01:22 ◼   ► But everything the iPhone camera does has to happen live.

02:01:27 ◼   ► There can be no, nothing happens where you hit the shutter

02:01:30 ◼   ► and it takes a while to process, right?

02:01:33 ◼   ► And like the Pixel team doesn't quite,

02:01:35 ◼   ► it's not that the Pixel camera is known as being slow,

02:01:38 ◼   ► but like when Pixel had night mode originally,

02:01:42 ◼   ► it you'd take up night mode photo

02:01:44 ◼   ► and it would take a second or two

02:01:45 ◼   ► for the night mode processing to show up

02:01:48 ◼   ► in the thumbnail of the thing that you took.

02:01:50 ◼   ► Which I think most people think is fine, right?

02:01:53 ◼   ► I mean, if we used to wait, when I was a kid,

02:01:56 ◼   ► like two minutes for a Polaroid to develop,

02:01:59 ◼   ► sit there waving it in the air,

02:02:00 ◼   ► which of course did nothing,

02:02:01 ◼   ► but felt like you were doing something.

02:02:03 ◼   ► It's like hitting elevator buttons

02:02:04 ◼   ► or crosswalk buttons, right?

02:02:05 ◼   ► I want to cross the street,

02:02:06 ◼   ► I'll hit the button a couple of times.

02:02:07 ◼   ► But Apple only does stuff if it's like the rule,

02:02:10 ◼   ► it has to be instantaneous.

02:02:12 ◼   ► The way that these 48 megapixel RAWs take,

02:02:16 ◼   ► I don't know how long, I would call it a moment at least,

02:02:20 ◼   ► a pregnant pause to show up.

02:02:22 ◼   ► I think they've made an exception to it, right?

02:02:27 ◼   ► They knew they wanted to have a 48 megapixel sensor.

02:02:30 ◼   ► This was obviously set in stone hardware-wise years ago.

02:02:34 ◼   ► And I'm sure they tried to make it as fast as possible,

02:02:37 ◼   ► but there's no other way about it.

02:02:39 ◼   ► But if they didn't already offer RAW,

02:02:42 ◼   ► they wouldn't offer RAW this year because it takes so long.

02:02:46 ◼   ► I think the only reason there's this pause

02:02:48 ◼   ► is that they offered RAW

02:02:50 ◼   ► when they could do it seemingly instantaneously.

02:02:53 ◼   ► Now the RAW feature is in the system

02:02:56 ◼   ► and so they have to continue supporting it.

02:02:58 ◼   ► But now that they've added four times the pixels

02:03:01 ◼   ► to the sensor, they've put themselves in a position

02:03:04 ◼   ► that they unofficially would never want to be in

02:03:07 ◼   ► where it takes a pregnant pause

02:03:10 ◼   ► for a 48 megapixel RAW to be processed.

02:03:13 ◼   ► It is the longest thing that any photo does

02:03:16 ◼   ► in the camera app that I can remember using any iPhone ever.

02:03:20 ◼   ► But who cares?

02:03:22 ◼   ► It's for 90,

02:03:23 ◼   ► anybody who actually wants to shoot 48 megapixel RAW

02:03:26 ◼   ► is fine with it.

02:03:27 ◼   ► - They're gonna be just fine.

02:03:29 ◼   ► This is the one time where I'm like,

02:03:31 ◼   ► it's kinda weird that a Canon 5D outperforms the iPhone.

02:03:36 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah, that is true.

02:03:38 ◼   ► - I think it never usually happens,

02:03:40 ◼   ► but you can just fire off 30 megapixel 5D images

02:03:44 ◼   ► at 100 frames a second or whatever, and it's fine.

02:03:47 ◼   ► It'll just handle them and send them to the memory card

02:03:49 ◼   ► and be done.

02:03:50 ◼   ► - Right, right, because of course the Canons

02:03:52 ◼   ► and the Sonys of the world with the real cameras

02:03:55 ◼   ► have all the glass advantages and the sensor size advantages

02:03:59 ◼   ► and all the things that come from physics

02:04:01 ◼   ► and all the things that come from decades

02:04:04 ◼   ► of building high-end professional glass and all this stuff.

02:04:07 ◼   ► But man, the one thing that Apple has is silicon.

02:04:11 ◼   ► - Yeah, and so it's weird, right?

02:04:13 ◼   ► 'Cause what we're talking about here is bandwidth.

02:04:16 ◼   ► Fundamentally, it's slow,

02:04:18 ◼   ► 'cause you're just moving the image off the sensor

02:04:20 ◼   ► to storage.

02:04:21 ◼   ► And those cameras are all just completely optimized

02:04:25 ◼   ► to do that as fast as possible.

02:04:27 ◼   ► And here is the one place where you're like,

02:04:29 ◼   ► oh, this is a general purpose computer

02:04:31 ◼   ► that is struggling with this one problem.

02:04:33 ◼   ► And usually with these cameras,

02:04:36 ◼   ► it's like this general purpose computer

02:04:38 ◼   ► is just totally outperforming these other cameras

02:04:41 ◼   ► unless you really know how to use them.

02:04:43 ◼   ► And it's like I can say to you,

02:04:46 ◼   ► I couldn't put it in the review

02:04:47 ◼   ► 'cause it's such a wonky thought,

02:04:48 ◼   ► but it was like the whole time I was like,

02:04:49 ◼   ► I've got like a five-year-old 5D that is kicking

02:04:52 ◼   ► this thing's ass at shooting high megapixel images.

02:04:55 ◼   ► That's weird.

02:04:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's weird 'cause that's the thing

02:04:58 ◼   ► that Apple's always kicked ass at.

02:05:00 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:05:01 ◼   ► - Let me think here, anything else with the camera?

02:05:03 ◼   ► The video looks amazing,

02:05:04 ◼   ► and that's the one area where Apple,

02:05:07 ◼   ► for whatever reason, I don't get it why so many years later,

02:05:11 ◼   ► Apple's video is so far ahead,

02:05:13 ◼   ► whereas on photography, I think arguably,

02:05:17 ◼   ► there's still the iPhone 14 Pro is still the best.

02:05:20 ◼   ► I think you can, but it is a great debate, right?

02:05:24 ◼   ► You can make the case for Samsung,

02:05:27 ◼   ► you can make the case for the Pixel,

02:05:28 ◼   ► and the new Pixel's coming out, I guess, next month.

02:05:31 ◼   ► That's a debate to be had, and it has been for years,

02:05:33 ◼   ► and like we just talked about half an hour ago,

02:05:36 ◼   ► it's ebbed and flowed in interesting ways.

02:05:39 ◼   ► But on video, it's undisputed.

02:05:41 ◼   ► Apple is so far ahead of everybody else, and I don't get it.

02:05:44 ◼   ► I don't get why they have, why,

02:05:46 ◼   ► I get why they pulled ahead,

02:05:47 ◼   ► but I don't get why nobody else has been able to catch up.

02:05:51 ◼   ► - I think that might just be down to the processing lead.

02:05:53 ◼   ► Everyone else is still kinda like,

02:05:55 ◼   ► whatever Qualcomm will give 'em.

02:05:56 ◼   ► But it's hard to know.

02:05:57 ◼   ► I will say that the one thing that caught me about

02:05:59 ◼   ► the difference between the Pro and the,

02:06:02 ◼   ► the 14 Pro and the regular 14.

02:06:04 ◼   ► So action mode is not that useful,

02:06:06 ◼   ► in the same way that cinematic mode

02:06:07 ◼   ► was not that useful last year.

02:06:08 ◼   ► It demands a lot of light, it's obviously its first year.

02:06:11 ◼   ► Cinematic mode has greatly improved this year.

02:06:13 ◼   ► But the way they're doing it

02:06:15 ◼   ► is they're cropping the sensor down,

02:06:17 ◼   ► and then recording the whole sensor,

02:06:20 ◼   ► and then moving that crop around to stabilize it.

02:06:24 ◼   ► - In between frames.

02:06:25 ◼   ► And this is another one where they're doing it live, right?

02:06:29 ◼   ► And if they would just let themselves

02:06:30 ◼   ► have five seconds of slack,

02:06:32 ◼   ► or not show it in the viewfinder live.

02:06:36 ◼   ► - There's something.

02:06:37 ◼   ► Or show a shittier preview, like whatever it is.

02:06:39 ◼   ► But the 48 megapixel sensor is way bigger.

02:06:42 ◼   ► So like theoretically, you have way more space to stabilize,

02:06:45 ◼   ► and they're not doing it.

02:06:46 ◼   ► - Mm.

02:06:47 ◼   ► - Right, and like maybe that's bandwidth,

02:06:48 ◼   ► maybe that's processing, there's a million reasons.

02:06:50 ◼   ► But it's strange that in some of these places,

02:06:53 ◼   ► they're kind of not using that sensor for all it can do.

02:06:55 ◼   ► It's just my opinion of it.

02:06:57 ◼   ► - Yeah, I wonder, I don't know.

02:06:58 ◼   ► But I mean, action mode,

02:07:00 ◼   ► if you ever have gotten on a rollercoaster,

02:07:02 ◼   ► and I don't know, I would recommend

02:07:04 ◼   ► putting a lanyard on your phone or something.

02:07:06 ◼   ► But if you've ever held your phone

02:07:07 ◼   ► while shooting something like that,

02:07:08 ◼   ► I think it's gonna be terrific.

02:07:09 ◼   ► Absolutely terrific, from what I've seen testing it.

02:07:12 ◼   ► But the fact that--

02:07:13 ◼   ► - Becca is our video director.

02:07:15 ◼   ► She did that part of the video review.

02:07:16 ◼   ► It's great, she has a great time reviewing these things.

02:07:19 ◼   ► And she was like, this looks basically like the 13 Pro.

02:07:21 ◼   ► That was her main takeaway.

02:07:23 ◼   ► - I think they know what they're doing,

02:07:24 ◼   ► and I'm not blaming them.

02:07:25 ◼   ► But it seems like with these camera mode features,

02:07:30 ◼   ► Apple is a little unusually aggressive

02:07:32 ◼   ► about shipping the feature a year ahead

02:07:36 ◼   ► of when it's really ready, right?

02:07:38 ◼   ► Like the first year of portrait mode

02:07:39 ◼   ► was really rough with hair and ears and--

02:07:44 ◼   ► - Oh, that was the one that really got me,

02:07:45 ◼   ► that Samsung is ahead of Apple in portrait mode.

02:07:47 ◼   ► - Yep, I saw that in your example.

02:07:49 ◼   ► And I was, you can't look at the side by side and deny it.

02:07:53 ◼   ► I have taken some amazing portrait fixers

02:07:56 ◼   ► with my iPhone over the last couple of years.

02:07:58 ◼   ► And it's great, but if we wanna get into,

02:08:02 ◼   ► and it's so much better than it was a few years ago.

02:08:04 ◼   ► And again, anybody listening who like a couple of years ago

02:08:08 ◼   ► tried portrait mode on an iPhone was like,

02:08:10 ◼   ► ah, no, gross gimmick, and hasn't looked at it since,

02:08:14 ◼   ► I really encourage you to try it again.

02:08:16 ◼   ► Even if you have an older, a slightly older iPhone,

02:08:18 ◼   ► but with the latest software.

02:08:20 ◼   ► It really is a lot better,

02:08:21 ◼   ► and it's actually useful and less gimmicky.

02:08:24 ◼   ► And I think it's good that they shipped when they did,

02:08:26 ◼   ► and I think it was like a forcing function

02:08:28 ◼   ► to make them improve all the tricky things it needs to do.

02:08:32 ◼   ► But yeah, your side by side example

02:08:34 ◼   ► with the Samsung Galaxy 22 was the hair around the guy

02:08:39 ◼   ► was clearly, clearly, honestly with the Samsung one,

02:08:42 ◼   ► I did, I zoomed in, I couldn't really see,

02:08:45 ◼   ► couldn't see a mistake.

02:08:46 ◼   ► - Yeah, they did a good job.

02:08:47 ◼   ► We have another one where it's just cut off outside,

02:08:51 ◼   ► like in bright sunlight, it just cut off the side

02:08:54 ◼   ► of our video producer, Mario's head.

02:08:55 ◼   ► And I was like, that's, we're beyond this now.

02:08:58 ◼   ► It was good, the portrait mode got good on the 12 Pro,

02:09:01 ◼   ► in my opinion, that's when I started using it all the time.

02:09:03 ◼   ► And I was like, we should, even the baby S22, not the Ultra,

02:09:06 ◼   ► the iPhone 14 version of the S22 outperforms

02:09:10 ◼   ► the iPhone 14 Pro, which is totally shocking to me.

02:09:13 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah, that's what we're gonna do.

02:09:14 ◼   ► - By the way, I'm looking at these,

02:09:15 ◼   ► now I'm looking at these bar photos.

02:09:16 ◼   ► I know why we disagree.

02:09:18 ◼   ► I'm gonna describe a photo here.

02:09:20 ◼   ► See, iPhone does a better job of, you're right,

02:09:22 ◼   ► richer colors at night, and it has this kind of like

02:09:25 ◼   ► beautiful, natural vending.

02:09:27 ◼   ► The Pixel is more accurate because it lets the red light

02:09:30 ◼   ► bleed into the other parts of the,

02:09:32 ◼   ► the iPhone is color correcting too many things.

02:09:34 ◼   ► I forgot that this was my criticism.

02:09:38 ◼   ► I just looked at it again, I remember.

02:09:39 ◼   ► - All right, all right, but anybody who's wondering

02:09:41 ◼   ► what we're talking about, just go to the Verge review,

02:09:43 ◼   ► scroll down to the, it's the one that has the really

02:09:47 ◼   ► nifty slider you guys have, it looks like one photo,

02:09:50 ◼   ► and you can just slide the divider left and right

02:09:53 ◼   ► to go between the two pictures.

02:09:55 ◼   ► It's a picture from the outside of a bar,

02:09:58 ◼   ► sort of kitty corner to the entrance.

02:10:00 ◼   ► - It's a neon sign, so it's like one of those shots

02:10:02 ◼   ► that really shows off at night mode.

02:10:03 ◼   ► - Anything else on the camera?

02:10:05 ◼   ► - Any, no, I mean, fundamentally, you know,

02:10:08 ◼   ► I think these cameras are all really good now.

02:10:10 ◼   ► It's down to processing.

02:10:12 ◼   ► I will say this one thing, so I was talking about

02:10:14 ◼   ► these old cameras, so I was taking macro photos

02:10:16 ◼   ► of the sub-pixels to see if it was worth

02:10:19 ◼   ► shooting a video of.

02:10:20 ◼   ► I've got this ancient Canon, no, it's a,

02:10:23 ◼   ► I've got this ancient Nikon D7500 with my favorite lens

02:10:26 ◼   ► of all time, which is a 40 millimeter,

02:10:28 ◼   ► they call it a micro lens, and I love it,

02:10:30 ◼   ► and this, whatever, so I was sitting there,

02:10:32 ◼   ► and my kid's there, and I just took a photo

02:10:34 ◼   ► of my friend and my kid with my ancient D7500,

02:10:39 ◼   ► 'cause I was taking photos of the screen,

02:10:41 ◼   ► and I looked at it, and I was like, oh, these photos

02:10:43 ◼   ► are still vastly superior to cell phone photos,

02:10:46 ◼   ► and so there's still a long way to go here.

02:10:48 ◼   ► Really nice glass on a dedicated camera with a big sensor,

02:10:53 ◼   ► it'll just kill these smartphones every day.

02:10:56 ◼   ► I still use my smartphone a thousand times more,

02:10:59 ◼   ► but I think we often forget that there's yet

02:11:02 ◼   ► a very long road to travel.

02:11:04 ◼   ► - My son Jonas is a freshman in college,

02:11:06 ◼   ► we just took him there, and so it's time

02:11:09 ◼   ► for family memories, and so we're,

02:11:11 ◼   ► it's the end of the summer, looking at lots of old photos,

02:11:15 ◼   ► and paying more attention to the photo widget in iOS

02:11:17 ◼   ► that surfaces old photos, and instead of just,

02:11:20 ◼   ► hey, that's one cool photo, letting me open it

02:11:23 ◼   ► and go through 18, 17, 16 year old photos.

02:11:27 ◼   ► Back then, in 2004, five, six, I was shooting

02:11:32 ◼   ► 35 millimeter film with a Canon,

02:11:36 ◼   ► mostly with a 50 millimeter F1.4,

02:11:39 ◼   ► the famous Canon 50 millimeter prime,

02:11:42 ◼   ► and holy hell, looking at those photos,

02:11:46 ◼   ► are they, they're so frickin' good.

02:11:49 ◼   ► Oh my god, they are so buttery bokeh, right?

02:11:56 ◼   ► Like, oh shit, that's bokeh.

02:12:00 ◼   ► Oh, that's texture, it's, yeah, I know exactly what you mean.

02:12:04 ◼   ► And that's talking shooting onto film.

02:12:06 ◼   ► And again, film is beautiful, I'm not complaining,

02:12:08 ◼   ► but we tend to think that, oh, tech, tech, tech,

02:12:11 ◼   ► computational photography, but yeah, there's so far to go.

02:12:15 ◼   ► I had one more thing about, oh, here's one more thing

02:12:17 ◼   ► about the camera, I didn't mention it in my review,

02:12:19 ◼   ► 'cause again, I didn't do a camera review,

02:12:21 ◼   ► I'll bet other people mentioned it.

02:12:23 ◼   ► One thing I noticed though with this new main camera,

02:12:26 ◼   ► with a bigger sensor, and because the sensor is bigger,

02:12:30 ◼   ► a very different lens, the minimum focal distance

02:12:35 ◼   ► of the main camera has grown by a couple of inches.

02:12:39 ◼   ► So-- - Yeah, and then it drops you

02:12:40 ◼   ► into that macro mode, it's crazy.

02:12:41 ◼   ► - Right, so there's, this thing they added last year,

02:12:46 ◼   ► anybody who has a 13 Pro knows what I'm talking about,

02:12:48 ◼   ► but when they added this macro mode,

02:12:50 ◼   ► and you're in 1x mode, when you go to macro mode,

02:12:53 ◼   ► it actually uses the ultra wide 0.5x,

02:12:56 ◼   ► 'cause that's the lens that can focus at like two centimeters

02:13:00 ◼   ► and the transition is weird, but it kicks in way,

02:13:05 ◼   ► way further away from the subject now.

02:13:09 ◼   ► And it's, this is not good overall,

02:13:12 ◼   ► but there's, I understand the physics

02:13:14 ◼   ► of focal lengths and distances, but it's,

02:13:17 ◼   ► it is a trade-off in the other direction for having this,

02:13:21 ◼   ► overall better main camera, but macro,

02:13:25 ◼   ► the macro transition, not that macro's worse,

02:13:28 ◼   ► macro's probably better 'cause it seems like the ultra wide

02:13:30 ◼   ► is actually nicely, subtly improved this year,

02:13:33 ◼   ► but the transition, people are gonna notice that.

02:13:36 ◼   ► - Do you, and it's also the transition I think

02:13:38 ◼   ► is like half an inch too aggressive.

02:13:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think so too, yeah, there's something--

02:13:42 ◼   ► - 'Cause I have the indicator in settings,

02:13:45 ◼   ► you can do it so you can turn it off,

02:13:47 ◼   ► and it's like, oh, I don't need this right now.

02:13:48 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's another one where I would recommend

02:13:51 ◼   ► people go into settings, scroll, scroll, scroll,

02:13:54 ◼   ► scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll to camera

02:13:57 ◼   ► and turn on the thing that gives you manual macro control.

02:14:01 ◼   ► I think this is one of those things

02:14:03 ◼   ► where Apple wants it to be invisible

02:14:05 ◼   ► and they want you to think that magically

02:14:07 ◼   ► the 1X camera can just focus two centimeters away

02:14:10 ◼   ► and so that's why they don't put the little flower

02:14:13 ◼   ► macro thing up on the screen by default.

02:14:16 ◼   ► And in fact, when they shipped the 13 Pros last year,

02:14:18 ◼   ► they didn't even have it.

02:14:19 ◼   ► They had to add that into the camera app later

02:14:22 ◼   ► because everybody was complaining about it.

02:14:24 ◼   ► But they're so obsessed with making,

02:14:25 ◼   ► thinking that they can make it seem like magic,

02:14:28 ◼   ► but that's something that does not look,

02:14:29 ◼   ► that transition does not look like magic.

02:14:32 ◼   ► And when you really don't want macro, it's maddening,

02:14:35 ◼   ► but you can actually go into settings

02:14:37 ◼   ► and get a little button that'll show up on screen

02:14:39 ◼   ► when macro kicks in and tap it and turn it off

02:14:42 ◼   ► and then you'll get what you want.

02:14:44 ◼   ► Here's a little thing, just a side note.

02:14:46 ◼   ► I would talk about it, I don't wanna spend a lot of time

02:14:48 ◼   ► on the SIM card thing.

02:14:49 ◼   ► I think we both sort of agreed

02:14:50 ◼   ► that they made the right move for consumers in the US

02:14:52 ◼   ► and yeah, it's probably old, but it sucks for us.

02:14:55 ◼   ► But did you use, the phones they gave us

02:14:58 ◼   ► because for the last couple of years,

02:15:00 ◼   ► they've just been giving me at least review unit phones

02:15:03 ◼   ► that don't even have a SIM card,

02:15:04 ◼   ► don't have like a testing paid by Apple, Verizon account,

02:15:08 ◼   ► just unlocked phones with no SIM card

02:15:10 ◼   ► and they just assume I'm gonna put my SIM card in them.

02:15:13 ◼   ► Well, you can't do that now.

02:15:14 ◼   ► So all the three phones I got from Apple

02:15:17 ◼   ► had eSIMs already set up.

02:15:20 ◼   ► - No, mine didn't.

02:15:21 ◼   ► Or maybe there was a QR code in the box.

02:15:23 ◼   ► - No, I didn't even have a QR code.

02:15:25 ◼   ► They were just already, my iPhone boxes were not sealed.

02:15:29 ◼   ► It looked like they were,

02:15:30 ◼   ► but there was no seal to open the box,

02:15:32 ◼   ► but the phone still had the sticker on the front

02:15:35 ◼   ► and I got to peel it off and everything.

02:15:37 ◼   ► But I already had like three phones

02:15:40 ◼   ► with three different phone numbers on eSIMs on the phones.

02:15:43 ◼   ► And I did transfer my main account

02:15:47 ◼   ► to the one I spent the week with

02:15:48 ◼   ► and still am spending time with.

02:15:50 ◼   ► Because they did that for me, I got to test dual SIM support.

02:15:55 ◼   ► - I didn't get that.

02:15:57 ◼   ► Maybe our actual reviewers like Alison got it.

02:16:00 ◼   ► I just got the Pro Max.

02:16:02 ◼   ► That was the only phone I had.

02:16:03 ◼   ► She has all of them.

02:16:04 ◼   ► But I have an AT&T account, I have a Google Fi account.

02:16:06 ◼   ► So I actually, I just did my AT&T account

02:16:08 ◼   ► for my old phone over Bluetooth, which is seamless.

02:16:11 ◼   ► And then I added my Google Fi account on the web,

02:16:13 ◼   ► which is actually like kind of great.

02:16:16 ◼   ► Like Google Fi's weird and you gotta like go in

02:16:18 ◼   ► and add all these like APN numbers and stuff at the end.

02:16:20 ◼   ► But the actual like move the SIM over

02:16:24 ◼   ► is you just go to a page with a QR code

02:16:27 ◼   ► and you just like point the phone.

02:16:28 ◼   ► I didn't even get the QR code all the way in the frame.

02:16:31 ◼   ► We were trying to shoot it on video

02:16:33 ◼   ► and I was like, here I go.

02:16:35 ◼   ► And I got like halfway up and I was like,

02:16:36 ◼   ► it's done.

02:16:37 ◼   ► And back it was like, well, what the fuck?

02:16:39 ◼   ► Like, that's it.

02:16:41 ◼   ► Like it's pretty seamless.

02:16:43 ◼   ► - But here's my complaint.

02:16:44 ◼   ► My complaint is when you have dual SIMs activated,

02:16:47 ◼   ► the icon for the bars for the signal strength,

02:16:52 ◼   ► they look like exclamation marks.

02:16:54 ◼   ► - They kinda do.

02:16:56 ◼   ► - And so I just assumed, and I noticed it only after,

02:17:01 ◼   ► it was like a couple of days in of reviewing it

02:17:03 ◼   ► before I reset the phone and restored the other way

02:17:06 ◼   ► device to device instead of iCloud.

02:17:08 ◼   ► I like wiped the phone and restored again.

02:17:09 ◼   ► And I was like, this time I'll do it for real.

02:17:11 ◼   ► And they're like, do you wanna move your existing SIM card

02:17:14 ◼   ► from this device to device transfer over?

02:17:16 ◼   ► I was like, yes.

02:17:17 ◼   ► And I did.

02:17:18 ◼   ► And they're like, this will take a couple of minutes.

02:17:20 ◼   ► And of course it takes a couple of minutes

02:17:22 ◼   ► 'cause anytime you deal with a carrier,

02:17:23 ◼   ► it's whatever activation means, God only knows.

02:17:27 ◼   ► But two minutes later they said success and it worked.

02:17:30 ◼   ► But I looked at the status bar and it's these bars

02:17:33 ◼   ► and they put the secondary SIM as like a little layer

02:17:36 ◼   ► beneath, but they look like the dots on exclamation marks.

02:17:39 ◼   ► And I assumed they were and that something was wrong.

02:17:42 ◼   ► And it was trying to tell me something's wrong.

02:17:44 ◼   ► 'Cause I'd never done an eSIM before.

02:17:46 ◼   ► I'd never done a transfer.

02:17:47 ◼   ► I thought they were turned my bars into exclamation marks

02:17:50 ◼   ► as a warning that something was wrong.

02:17:53 ◼   ► And I spent five minutes trying to figure out

02:17:55 ◼   ► what was wrong 'cause it seemed to be working

02:17:58 ◼   ► until I figured out, oh, that's how they're showing me

02:18:00 ◼   ► I have dual SIMs.

02:18:01 ◼   ► They just made them look like exclamation marks.

02:18:04 ◼   ► - Yeah, and you can't, speaking of widgets,

02:18:06 ◼   ► like you bring down control center and then you're like,

02:18:09 ◼   ► oh, I got two carriers here.

02:18:11 ◼   ► Maybe I wanna do something with them

02:18:12 ◼   ► and you tap on it and nothing happens.

02:18:14 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:18:15 ◼   ► - Like it's a very wonky thing to have two SIM cards

02:18:18 ◼   ► in your phone.

02:18:19 ◼   ► Like it's cool.

02:18:21 ◼   ► Like if you have a business line and a personal line,

02:18:23 ◼   ► it makes a lot of sense.

02:18:24 ◼   ► You can like take the calls in different ways.

02:18:27 ◼   ► The one thing I wanna do the most of all

02:18:30 ◼   ► is switch from one data plan to the other, right?

02:18:35 ◼   ► 'Cause Google Fi is basically T-Mobile and I have AT&T

02:18:37 ◼   ► and like T-Mobile's just faster than AT&T in New York City.

02:18:42 ◼   ► So like I should just switch it over.

02:18:44 ◼   ► Even in Google Fi is LTE.

02:18:46 ◼   ► So T-Mobile LTE is faster than AT&T 5G in New York City.

02:18:49 ◼   ► And you have to like dive into settings and do it

02:18:50 ◼   ► or set it to auto and you have no idea what's gonna happen.

02:18:52 ◼   ► - Things you'll never get the company

02:18:54 ◼   ► that makes any cell phone to tell you

02:18:56 ◼   ► is how often LTE is better than 5G

02:18:58 ◼   ► in real world situations.

02:19:01 ◼   ► - Oh, I basically turn 5G off on my phone.

02:19:03 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:19:04 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:19:06 ◼   ► It doesn't do anything.

02:19:07 ◼   ► I mean, who needs?

02:19:08 ◼   ► And when you do get the ultra wide

02:19:09 ◼   ► and it's three gigabytes per second download,

02:19:12 ◼   ► which is incredibly impressive technically,

02:19:14 ◼   ► what the hell are you doing that needs

02:19:15 ◼   ► three gigabytes per second download to a phone?

02:19:18 ◼   ► - Yeah, I did hear from some readers after it

02:19:21 ◼   ► 'cause I was very mean to 5G in my review.

02:19:23 ◼   ► I got some emails from people who were like,

02:19:24 ◼   ► "Look, I live in the middle of nowhere

02:19:26 ◼   ► "and I've actually, they put up a mid band 5G tower here

02:19:31 ◼   ► "and now my Verizon 5G at my house

02:19:33 ◼   ► "is faster than my cable internet."

02:19:35 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's great.

02:19:36 ◼   ► - It's like that rules, like I'm super down with that.

02:19:38 ◼   ► That's like four people in the country.

02:19:40 ◼   ► - It was the same thing with the 3G to LTE transition.

02:19:43 ◼   ► Here in Philly, I know going to New York,

02:19:45 ◼   ► it actually is better to be on the older one

02:19:47 ◼   ► 'cause that's the one that had the build out

02:19:49 ◼   ► and finally got signal strength

02:19:50 ◼   ► to go into buildings and stuff.

02:19:52 ◼   ► And it's like the practical beats,

02:19:53 ◼   ► the theoretical every time.

02:19:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, and it's also,

02:19:58 ◼   ► the carriers sell everybody 5G phones.

02:20:00 ◼   ► The 5G network is like immediately overloaded

02:20:02 ◼   ► and the LTE network is not.

02:20:04 ◼   ► - It'll be, 5G's gonna be fantastic

02:20:06 ◼   ► once they start talking to us about 6G.

02:20:09 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's about right.

02:20:10 ◼   ► - Which is always the case.

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02:23:03 ◼   ► we could talk about the other stuff

02:23:04 ◼   ► that was announced at the event.

02:23:07 ◼   ► There's the Apple Watch Series 8,

02:23:08 ◼   ► which I think is the most boring year-over-year update ever.

02:23:13 ◼   ► - Yeah, there's not a lot there.

02:23:14 ◼   ► - Crash detection and the temperature sensor,

02:23:17 ◼   ► which is at the moment really only used,

02:23:19 ◼   ► and again, not to underplay it,

02:23:21 ◼   ► it sounds like a great feature for people

02:23:23 ◼   ► who are trying to get pregnant

02:23:24 ◼   ► for the retrospective ovulation detection,

02:23:28 ◼   ► but otherwise doesn't seem to really do much.

02:23:32 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think Apple's in a weird spot

02:23:33 ◼   ► where they haven't gotten the things they would like

02:23:35 ◼   ► to get FDA approved yet.

02:23:37 ◼   ► So yeah, there's some apps and devices

02:23:39 ◼   ► that can predict, not just retrospectively.

02:23:42 ◼   ► So yeah, Apple needs to get there.

02:23:43 ◼   ► But yeah, that one to me, I think Victoria's review,

02:23:47 ◼   ► is like if you have an Apple Watch Series 3 by this one,

02:23:48 ◼   ► everything else you're gonna get with watchOS.

02:23:51 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah.

02:23:52 ◼   ► And that's just the nature of devices, right?

02:23:54 ◼   ► You have these go-go years where there's low-hanging fruit

02:23:57 ◼   ► and you get amazing year-over-year improvements,

02:24:00 ◼   ► but calling it the Series 8, it's great.

02:24:03 ◼   ► Now, it's one thing I hate about the iPhone,

02:24:05 ◼   ► where they've had all those years

02:24:06 ◼   ► where they just added an S,

02:24:08 ◼   ► and so the iPhone 14 is not the 14th iPhone, right?

02:24:14 ◼   ► You have, I guess the A Series chips have the right number.

02:24:18 ◼   ► Like the A16 is the right number, maybe, I don't know.

02:24:22 ◼   ► But at least Series 8, the Apple Watch,

02:24:24 ◼   ► I don't have much to say about it.

02:24:25 ◼   ► But the other watch, wow.

02:24:28 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, we looked at it at the hands-on.

02:24:32 ◼   ► The one thing I did that made everybody mad

02:24:34 ◼   ► was I immediately tried to put my third-party band on it.

02:24:36 ◼   ► And I can confirm it works.

02:24:38 ◼   ► Third-party bands are a little weird.

02:24:39 ◼   ► But yeah, they've done it right.

02:24:41 ◼   ► The thing that gets me that I am eager to see,

02:24:44 ◼   ► they've added all the modes for the extreme sports,

02:24:48 ◼   ► but it's just a huge display, right?

02:24:50 ◼   ► And they haven't really changed WatchOS

02:24:55 ◼   ► to take advantage of this bigger display.

02:24:58 ◼   ► Like, it's just bigger.

02:24:59 ◼   ► And I don't know, we'll see.

02:25:02 ◼   ► - It seems in the way that,

02:25:04 ◼   ► and I know that they've tweaked the numbers scrupulously

02:25:09 ◼   ► over the years to the millimeter,

02:25:10 ◼   ► where it was originally 38 and 42,

02:25:13 ◼   ► and then 40 and 44, and now 41 and 45.

02:25:17 ◼   ► But there've been two sizes

02:25:19 ◼   ► of the regular Series Apple Watches,

02:25:21 ◼   ► the smaller one and the bigger one.

02:25:24 ◼   ► And they've always shown the same UI scaled,

02:25:28 ◼   ► and that has always seemed appropriate, right?

02:25:31 ◼   ► It's just smaller fonts, smaller hands,

02:25:33 ◼   ► smaller details for a smaller watch.

02:25:36 ◼   ► And that has always seemed to me appropriate.

02:25:40 ◼   ► My wife uses a smaller one, I use the bigger one.

02:25:43 ◼   ► And I've played around with both, and that's always seemed fine.

02:25:45 ◼   ► This one, the fact that almost everything they show

02:25:49 ◼   ► is really just the same thing scaled up even bigger

02:25:52 ◼   ► seems, from my first impressions, to be limited, right?

02:25:57 ◼   ► Like, if this were the only Apple Watch,

02:26:01 ◼   ► and it were this size,

02:26:03 ◼   ► wouldn't there be the ability to use it

02:26:06 ◼   ► more like a little mini Dick Tracy computer on your wrist?

02:26:09 ◼   ► - Yeah, we have a great start on our site

02:26:11 ◼   ► from The Vergecast, a director of audio production,

02:26:13 ◼   ► Andrew Murray now.

02:26:14 ◼   ► He's like, "Just let me watch TV on this thing."

02:26:16 ◼   ► - It, from the hands-on area,

02:26:18 ◼   ► it looks like you could credibly watch video on it, honestly.

02:26:22 ◼   ► - Like, why not let me just run YouTube TV

02:26:26 ◼   ► or the Apple TV app on it?

02:26:27 ◼   ► - Well, and I know that if I could just stream

02:26:30 ◼   ► a Packers game to it, I'd be great.

02:26:32 ◼   ► - Yeah, the aspect ratio of the Apple Watch

02:26:34 ◼   ► isn't quite like a phone, but it is vertical,

02:26:38 ◼   ► and so much video today, especially short-form video.

02:26:41 ◼   ► All the short-form video. - Instagram reels

02:26:42 ◼   ► on the Apple Watch, here we go.

02:26:44 ◼   ► - Yeah, so all the short-form video,

02:26:47 ◼   ► in fact, even this morning, I just read a story

02:26:49 ◼   ► on The Verge about how the growth

02:26:52 ◼   ► in the top 50 channels on YouTube

02:26:54 ◼   ► are all the growing areas of the top channels on YouTube

02:26:58 ◼   ► are in the short YouTube shorts.

02:27:01 ◼   ► - Yeah, boy, you could credibly watch that on this watch.

02:27:05 ◼   ► - Destroy the battery.

02:27:07 ◼   ► - Well, but it has a bigger battery.

02:27:10 ◼   ► They say it's like double the battery life,

02:27:12 ◼   ► so why not let us do those things,

02:27:13 ◼   ► and even if it turns this watch into half the battery life

02:27:18 ◼   ► that they're promising, 'cause you're dicking around

02:27:20 ◼   ► watching video on it all day,

02:27:21 ◼   ► you'd still get the one-day battery life

02:27:24 ◼   ► that the other Apple Watches have always promised.

02:27:27 ◼   ► The other thing that really struck me about,

02:27:30 ◼   ► there's the size, the screen is surprisingly bigger to me

02:27:35 ◼   ► than the other ones, and the fact that it's perfectly flat

02:27:41 ◼   ► is oddly surprising difference to me.

02:27:45 ◼   ► - I thought the edge would be taller.

02:27:48 ◼   ► - I thought so too, and in fact,

02:27:50 ◼   ► I didn't even think it was raised at all at first

02:27:53 ◼   ► until one of the Apple BlueShirt people

02:27:55 ◼   ► in the hands-on area said, "No, no, it is raised,"

02:27:58 ◼   ► and then I used my fingernail, and I could say,

02:28:00 ◼   ► "Oh yeah, it is," but it doesn't seem raised enough

02:28:03 ◼   ► to be protective in the way that I thought it would be

02:28:06 ◼   ► for rock climbing.

02:28:07 ◼   ► - Yeah, in the way that they're saying it is.

02:28:10 ◼   ► I wonder if there's cases for a regular Apple Watch.

02:28:12 ◼   ► I see 'em all the time.

02:28:13 ◼   ► - I feel bad for the people who wear them.

02:28:14 ◼   ► - The idea of putting a case on this one is ridiculous.

02:28:17 ◼   ► - I think people are going to put it in a case though.

02:28:20 ◼   ► I really do, and it's like somehow Apple's like,

02:28:23 ◼   ► ah, we just can't bring ourselves to really raise the ridge,

02:28:27 ◼   ► and I guess the other thing too

02:28:28 ◼   ► is that they do want this one big ultra watch

02:28:32 ◼   ► to appeal both to the people who actually want to take it

02:28:37 ◼   ► on extreme adventures and the people

02:28:41 ◼   ► who aren't gonna do anything extreme with it at all

02:28:43 ◼   ► but just like the look and idea

02:28:45 ◼   ► of this type of big chunky watch,

02:28:49 ◼   ► but in that case, you don't really want it,

02:28:51 ◼   ► but when you look, and I've spent the week

02:28:53 ◼   ► looking at lots of other Garmins and G-shocks,

02:28:56 ◼   ► and Coros apparently is really the brand,

02:28:59 ◼   ► I know everybody, I talk about Garmin all the time,

02:29:02 ◼   ► but Coros apparently is the brand

02:29:04 ◼   ► that really might be their number one competitor

02:29:06 ◼   ► for this action space, but if you look

02:29:08 ◼   ► at how raised the bezel is around those watches,

02:29:11 ◼   ► it's really protective.

02:29:13 ◼   ► I always go back famously.

02:29:15 ◼   ► You're probably too young.

02:29:16 ◼   ► I know you and Ben are about the same age,

02:29:19 ◼   ► just seven or eight years younger than me,

02:29:20 ◼   ► but I remember when the first Casio G-shocks came out,

02:29:24 ◼   ► and it was like, I don't know, 81, 82, 83,

02:29:28 ◼   ► somewhere around there, and of course,

02:29:29 ◼   ► they put the ads all over sports on TV,

02:29:32 ◼   ► so I saw the ad over and over and over again

02:29:35 ◼   ► watching sports as a kid, and it was,

02:29:37 ◼   ► they wrapped the G-shock around a hockey puck

02:29:40 ◼   ► and had a hockey player slap shot it into the goal

02:29:43 ◼   ► or into the goalie's mitt and then show

02:29:46 ◼   ► that the watch was perfectly fine after being slapshotted.

02:29:50 ◼   ► This does not look to me like you'd want to do that

02:29:52 ◼   ► with this watch.

02:29:53 ◼   ► No, not even a little bit.

02:29:54 ◼   ► I mean, just 'cause, yeah, G-shock's very plastic.

02:29:58 ◼   ► It was a fantastic, it's a commercial

02:30:01 ◼   ► that was indelible to me, 'cause I also thought

02:30:03 ◼   ► digital watches were super cool when I was a kid,

02:30:05 ◼   ► and I was allowed to buy a $22 Casio,

02:30:08 ◼   ► and it was the coolest thing in the world.

02:30:09 ◼   ► One of my favorite things as a kid

02:30:11 ◼   ► was a 20-something dollar Casio digital watch.

02:30:14 ◼   ► I wanted the G-shock, though, which was, I don't know,

02:30:17 ◼   ► 100 bucks, and rightly so, aren't gonna buy a kid

02:30:20 ◼   ► a $100 watch, but I wanted it so bad,

02:30:22 ◼   ► 'cause that seemed so cool, and it's like

02:30:24 ◼   ► the Volvo being driven off a building.

02:30:26 ◼   ► It's like a hockey slap shot of a watch

02:30:31 ◼   ► really seemed like, man, that's a demo.

02:30:33 ◼   ► I'm not saying that Apple should've

02:30:35 ◼   ► or that they botched it.

02:30:36 ◼   ► It's just not quite what I was expecting.

02:30:38 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, I think there's a lot of,

02:30:41 ◼   ► again, this is an early adopter special.

02:30:45 ◼   ► I think people are gonna be excited about it,

02:30:47 ◼   ► and I think we're a year away from knowing

02:30:49 ◼   ► how it's gonna work.

02:30:50 ◼   ► - I mean, the one app, which is very unlike Apple

02:30:53 ◼   ► to partner with a third party for a core capability

02:30:55 ◼   ► that they're advertising, but they're partnering

02:30:57 ◼   ► with this company to make Oceanic Plus,

02:30:59 ◼   ► the scuba diving app.

02:31:00 ◼   ► It's not out yet.

02:31:02 ◼   ► Apple's dependent on a third party to ship an app

02:31:05 ◼   ► to make its own diving band worth more.

02:31:09 ◼   ► - I spent a surprise, I didn't know that it wasn't out yet,

02:31:11 ◼   ► and while writing my review, I spent a surprising amount

02:31:14 ◼   ► of time trying to find that app,

02:31:16 ◼   ► 'cause I thought it would be very easy to find.

02:31:18 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:31:19 ◼   ► - No, we'll see.

02:31:21 ◼   ► So there's a lot of this where it's,

02:31:23 ◼   ► what does a year of development, now that people have it

02:31:26 ◼   ► and their expectations will be real, look like?

02:31:29 ◼   ► 'Cause my early impression is, well, I'm gonna buy

02:31:33 ◼   ► the shit out of this watch, it looks cool as hell.

02:31:35 ◼   ► I'm a sucker.

02:31:37 ◼   ► And I'm excited to have a longer battery life,

02:31:39 ◼   ► and I love a big screen.

02:31:40 ◼   ► - And you like a big, chunky watch, too.

02:31:42 ◼   ► - Yeah, I'm a big dude, a big, chunky watch works for me.

02:31:46 ◼   ► And it's like, is it gonna do any,

02:31:47 ◼   ► am I gonna look at two factor codes?

02:31:49 ◼   ► That's what I do with my watch.

02:31:51 ◼   ► They're just gonna be huge now.

02:31:52 ◼   ► - Well, you know what I love doing with my watch

02:31:53 ◼   ► is having my Mac when I'm at my desk

02:31:55 ◼   ► and I don't have touch ID,

02:31:56 ◼   ► 'cause I use a standalone keyboard.

02:31:58 ◼   ► I love just having my Mac unlock.

02:32:00 ◼   ► That's my main Apple Watch use.

02:32:02 ◼   ► You know what else?

02:32:02 ◼   ► I'm gonna steal this from my friend, Austin Mann.

02:32:04 ◼   ► I know he has a review out with the phone.

02:32:06 ◼   ► I think he was in the Highlands of Scotland.

02:32:08 ◼   ► I haven't looked at it yet as a record,

02:32:10 ◼   ► but Austin gave me this idea at the hands-on area.

02:32:13 ◼   ► This is, again, the utility of bouncing into people

02:32:16 ◼   ► in the hands-on area after these keynotes,

02:32:19 ◼   ► is the Apple Watch Ultra,

02:32:21 ◼   ► one of the things it does that the other watches don't do

02:32:23 ◼   ► is you can turn the digital crown

02:32:25 ◼   ► and it turns the display into a,

02:32:28 ◼   ► no matter which watch face you're wearing,

02:32:29 ◼   ► it goes black and the only pixels are red

02:32:33 ◼   ► because that's the ones that disrupt your retinas the least

02:32:37 ◼   ► for nighttime viewing.

02:32:38 ◼   ► And Austin, of course, thought,

02:32:41 ◼   ► I wish I had that mode for the camera on the phone.

02:32:45 ◼   ► And it's like, oh, wouldn't that be cool, right?

02:32:48 ◼   ► So they do all this night mode stuff with the camera.

02:32:50 ◼   ► Wouldn't it be great if you could put the iPhone camera

02:32:52 ◼   ► into red pixels on a black background mode?

02:32:55 ◼   ► - That is really cool.

02:32:56 ◼   ► I have that mode in,

02:32:57 ◼   ► I don't remember what stargazing app I have,

02:32:59 ◼   ► but I have one of those cool iPhone apps

02:33:01 ◼   ► that you point at the sky and it tells you

02:33:02 ◼   ► where the stars are and finds the constellations for you.

02:33:05 ◼   ► And that has a red mode and it's actually super sick.

02:33:08 ◼   ► - AirPods Pro, I don't know what to say about them.

02:33:10 ◼   ► They're not out yet, but it seems like a great idea.

02:33:12 ◼   ► It's one of my favorite Apple products.

02:33:14 ◼   ► The Findable case and Findable earbuds

02:33:16 ◼   ► seems like a great idea.

02:33:17 ◼   ► I tend not to lose mine, but when I do,

02:33:19 ◼   ► every time I'm annoyed,

02:33:20 ◼   ► 'cause I know how much stuff is Findable

02:33:23 ◼   ► in Apple's ecosystem now,

02:33:25 ◼   ► and the one thing I tend to misplace is not,

02:33:28 ◼   ► well, problem solved.

02:33:29 ◼   ► I will upgrade just for the Findability.

02:33:32 ◼   ► - Oh, wow, I did a round of questions about

02:33:35 ◼   ► while you're saying they have better audio quality,

02:33:37 ◼   ► like is it still Bluetooth?

02:33:39 ◼   ► Do you upgrade?

02:33:40 ◼   ► Are you doing some proprietary stuff with more bandwidth?

02:33:43 ◼   ► It's still Bluetooth, apparently.

02:33:44 ◼   ► - I think that-- - They're doing

02:33:46 ◼   ► codec improvements.

02:33:47 ◼   ► - Yeah, I don't ask about that,

02:33:48 ◼   ► 'cause number one, my ears aren't great.

02:33:50 ◼   ► I've never really owned a pair of headphones

02:33:52 ◼   ► that I've really thought sounded bad,

02:33:54 ◼   ► and it's like as picky as I, I get it.

02:33:56 ◼   ► It's me, it's me, it's my ears, it's my taste,

02:33:59 ◼   ► because I'm the guy who really, really hates

02:34:01 ◼   ► and gets angry and blogs about the use of Arial

02:34:05 ◼   ► instead of Helvetica, knowing that 99% of people

02:34:09 ◼   ► cannot tell the difference between Arial and Helvetica.

02:34:12 ◼   ► So I get it, that other people can do,

02:34:14 ◼   ► what I can do with fonts,

02:34:16 ◼   ► other people can do with headphones.

02:34:17 ◼   ► I get it, I just don't, so I don't really care about that.

02:34:21 ◼   ► And I think uncompressed audio is a scam.

02:34:25 ◼   ► But, I mean, Apple definitely thinks that.

02:34:28 ◼   ► - Yeah, but I think it's a scam,

02:34:30 ◼   ► especially if you're playing it in earbuds,

02:34:32 ◼   ► not big, open-eared, over-the-head cans.

02:34:36 ◼   ► So I don't care, I don't care that the AirPods

02:34:39 ◼   ► don't support lossless audio, but I guess some people do.

02:34:44 ◼   ► - Yeah, and I think all this facial audio stuff

02:34:46 ◼   ► just makes no sense to me.

02:34:47 ◼   ► - I do think it's, speaking from things

02:34:50 ◼   ► that we could say from being there,

02:34:52 ◼   ► it's preposterous to me how many hundreds of pairs

02:34:55 ◼   ► of AirPods Pro they had in the hands-on area

02:34:58 ◼   ► for us to try. - Yes, it was amazing.

02:35:00 ◼   ► There are people with boxes.

02:35:02 ◼   ► - Just boxes and boxes and boxes and boxes of them.

02:35:05 ◼   ► And so, and they encourage you, they're begging you,

02:35:09 ◼   ► try them, please, and I'm like, ah,

02:35:10 ◼   ► and they're like, they're fresh, nobody's ever worn them.

02:35:13 ◼   ► And then you put 'em on and you try them,

02:35:16 ◼   ► and they're all, I don't even know how they do it,

02:35:18 ◼   ► they're all pre-paired to somebody's phone,

02:35:20 ◼   ► and they can play some music for you,

02:35:23 ◼   ► and you're like, yeah, this is great,

02:35:25 ◼   ► and I played with the volume, and it seems like

02:35:27 ◼   ► that touch swiping for volume up, volume down

02:35:30 ◼   ► seems pretty cool.

02:35:31 ◼   ► I like the way that only the ear you swipe on

02:35:34 ◼   ► gets the little bip bip bip as you go up and down.

02:35:37 ◼   ► So if you swipe on your right ear,

02:35:39 ◼   ► it's your right earbud only that makes the little bip.

02:35:42 ◼   ► And then you take 'em off and you hand them back

02:35:44 ◼   ► to the nice person, and somebody else puts 'em

02:35:46 ◼   ► in a different case and they take 'em away.

02:35:48 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:35:50 ◼   ► - Presumably to be cleaned.

02:35:51 ◼   ► - I didn't ask, I did not even ask,

02:35:53 ◼   ► but they emphasized that all the ones

02:35:55 ◼   ► that they were letting us try were not cleaned,

02:35:58 ◼   ► they were all factory fresh and had never touched human ears.

02:36:02 ◼   ► Now, did they throw them all away?

02:36:04 ◼   ► I sure hope not, because somebody would buy them, right,

02:36:07 ◼   ► after cleaning a spritz with some alcohol,

02:36:11 ◼   ► and who wouldn't wanna buy worn for 30 second AirPods Pro?

02:36:15 ◼   ► I don't know, I would love to know

02:36:16 ◼   ► what the hell they did with them,

02:36:17 ◼   ► but they were swearing up and down that every single pair,

02:36:22 ◼   ► and there were hundreds and hundreds of people there,

02:36:24 ◼   ► and they're encouraging everybody to try it.

02:36:26 ◼   ► It's ridiculous.

02:36:27 ◼   ► And of course the trays were custom designed.

02:36:30 ◼   ► - Yes.

02:36:32 ◼   ► They were, I mean, it was, I wish I had had more time

02:36:35 ◼   ► to just be like, I'm sure I'm all right about this.

02:36:37 ◼   ► - All right.

02:36:38 ◼   ► We gotta talk Verge redesign.

02:36:41 ◼   ► - Let's do it.

02:36:41 ◼   ► How many font criticisms do you have?

02:36:43 ◼   ► - (sighs) I'm gonna say this,

02:36:45 ◼   ► because of how busy I've been the last week.

02:36:47 ◼   ► Now, you were nice enough, you again, hands on time,

02:36:50 ◼   ► friends, you showed it to me last week in the hands on area.

02:36:55 ◼   ► - On a phone, mind you.

02:36:56 ◼   ► - Well, is it phone, here's my first question for you.

02:36:59 ◼   ► Was the phone the first target of the Verge redesign?

02:37:03 ◼   ► - Oh, easily, yeah, I think if you worked

02:37:06 ◼   ► at a large media company, everyone is deeply aware

02:37:10 ◼   ► of the statistics of mobile users versus desktop users.

02:37:12 ◼   ► The Verge is an outlier, right?

02:37:14 ◼   ► So we are, I think our numbers are basically 70% mobile,

02:37:18 ◼   ► 25% desktop, 5% tablet, plus or minus one percentage,

02:37:23 ◼   ► depending on the month.

02:37:25 ◼   ► For the rest of the company, it's like 90/10.

02:37:27 ◼   ► - Really?

02:37:28 ◼   ► Wow. - Yeah.

02:37:29 ◼   ► This is like every media company.

02:37:30 ◼   ► - Wow, I'm out of touch, and my numbers are, (laughs)

02:37:35 ◼   ► well, I've been majority mobile though for years.

02:37:39 ◼   ► I mean, last time I looked,

02:37:40 ◼   ► I hardly ever look at my stats,

02:37:42 ◼   ► and of course it's ridiculous and preposterous

02:37:45 ◼   ► and embarrassing and we won't go into it

02:37:46 ◼   ► that even though even Daring Fireball is mobile first only,

02:37:50 ◼   ► it still doesn't have a mobile design

02:37:53 ◼   ► other than double tapping the main column to zoom it in.

02:37:55 ◼   ► - I like it, I don't think you should ever change it,

02:37:57 ◼   ► to be honest with you.

02:37:58 ◼   ► - Well-- - I don't know about that.

02:38:00 ◼   ► Never say never, right?

02:38:01 ◼   ► - But it works, but I get it.

02:38:03 ◼   ► But yeah, all right, so mobile first.

02:38:05 ◼   ► I don't hate the fonts.

02:38:06 ◼   ► I see that you're getting some hate for them.

02:38:08 ◼   ► But here's where I'm going with that,

02:38:10 ◼   ► is I've been so busy this week.

02:38:11 ◼   ► You were kind enough to show it to me last week,

02:38:13 ◼   ► kind enough to give me the basic idea of what you're doing,

02:38:16 ◼   ► which I love, of course, unsurprisingly,

02:38:19 ◼   ► but I haven't been reading enough.

02:38:21 ◼   ► I read more of The Verge this morning

02:38:23 ◼   ► in preparation for the show than I had

02:38:25 ◼   ► from when I first flew out to California until now

02:38:29 ◼   ► because I've been so busy.

02:38:31 ◼   ► And I'm of the opinion that you need some time

02:38:34 ◼   ► before you can pass judgment on typefaces and stuff.

02:38:37 ◼   ► I think the main typeface is fine though.

02:38:38 ◼   ► I don't know why people, I keep hearing people keep saying

02:38:41 ◼   ► I can't wait for Gruber to comment on the font

02:38:44 ◼   ► and The Verge redesign.

02:38:46 ◼   ► I don't quite get it.

02:38:47 ◼   ► I know the headline font is opinionated,

02:38:52 ◼   ► but the stuff for actual reading,

02:38:55 ◼   ► I don't see what the objection is.

02:38:57 ◼   ► I don't, am I missing something?

02:38:59 ◼   ► - I've been trying to suss it out.

02:39:01 ◼   ► So one, the idea, there's more than a little

02:39:03 ◼   ► daring fireball in this whole design.

02:39:05 ◼   ► Right, like Dieter and I are walking around being like,

02:39:07 ◼   ► fuck it, Gruber can just post to us on website

02:39:09 ◼   ► whenever he wants to, like why can't we?

02:39:10 ◼   ► So like, that's the heart of it.

02:39:13 ◼   ► Like why are we posting to Twitter instead of our own website

02:39:16 ◼   ► so we just wanted to build like a lighter weight thing

02:39:18 ◼   ► and then that, we think we should blow up The Verge

02:39:20 ◼   ► every few years.

02:39:21 ◼   ► That's just part of the DNA of the place.

02:39:23 ◼   ► Like we should be as much on the cutting edge,

02:39:25 ◼   ► we should be product, if we're gonna pass judgment

02:39:28 ◼   ► on products, we should run a product.

02:39:30 ◼   ► That's how I feel about it.

02:39:31 ◼   ► So like I think that builds empathy for me

02:39:33 ◼   ► and all the product managers in the world.

02:39:35 ◼   ► So yeah, you know, to me I'm trying to figure it out

02:39:37 ◼   ► and the main thing, people keep saying

02:39:40 ◼   ► there's too many fonts, there's only three.

02:39:42 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:39:42 ◼   ► - I didn't see too many fonts either, I did not

02:39:45 ◼   ► and that's a thing that always jumps out to me.

02:39:47 ◼   ► So I would say I agree.

02:39:49 ◼   ► - Yeah, there's Minooka, which is a really big

02:39:52 ◼   ► opinionated one that we're using pretty sparingly.

02:39:54 ◼   ► There's Polysans, which is just beautiful.

02:39:56 ◼   ► It's like hard to complain about it.

02:39:58 ◼   ► And there's FK Roman, which is just a nice serif.

02:40:00 ◼   ► I think we have lots of different weights going on

02:40:02 ◼   ► and like it's the first version.

02:40:05 ◼   ► We shipped the thing that was done enough to ship.

02:40:09 ◼   ► By next week we will be iterating on it.

02:40:12 ◼   ► Like everyone just needs a break.

02:40:13 ◼   ► We spent two years working on it, but really we spent

02:40:15 ◼   ► like 20 minutes sprinting it out the door, right?

02:40:18 ◼   ► So we're, and the last six months in particular

02:40:20 ◼   ► have been like a dead sprint.

02:40:22 ◼   ► So everyone just needed a break this week.

02:40:23 ◼   ► Ship it, we gotta see how it feels.

02:40:25 ◼   ► You were talking about the student newspaper.

02:40:26 ◼   ► Like there's this big, there's a weird spectrum of things

02:40:31 ◼   ► that I don't quite know how to describe.

02:40:32 ◼   ► But for editorial products or content products,

02:40:36 ◼   ► there's like PageMaker where, you know,

02:40:39 ◼   ► we run New York Magazine.

02:40:41 ◼   ► I don't even know what software they use

02:40:42 ◼   ► to lay out the print magazine, but New York Magazine

02:40:44 ◼   ► is part of Vox Media.

02:40:45 ◼   ► - I think I could say with certainty they use InDesign,

02:40:48 ◼   ► but I might be wrong.

02:40:49 ◼   ► - No, it's something else and I forget the name.

02:40:51 ◼   ► - Oh, is it really?

02:40:51 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's some piece of software that helps them

02:40:54 ◼   ► lay out the print product.

02:40:55 ◼   ► And like the writers submit word docs and then like

02:40:58 ◼   ► a designer lays out the print magazine

02:40:59 ◼   ► and that's the end of it.

02:41:00 ◼   ► And then way on the other end of the spectrum

02:41:02 ◼   ► is like YouTube, right?

02:41:05 ◼   ► And if you think there's too many fonts

02:41:06 ◼   ► in the Verge.com, like just open YouTube on your phone

02:41:10 ◼   ► and it's like Fonta Palooza 'cause all the thumbnails

02:41:12 ◼   ► are crazy.

02:41:13 ◼   ► And so like YouTube designs itself to just be filled in

02:41:16 ◼   ► by other people without any control.

02:41:19 ◼   ► The Verge product is like in the middle of that

02:41:23 ◼   ► in like a very real way because we have a product team

02:41:26 ◼   ► and designers that are opinionated and they wanna lay it out

02:41:29 ◼   ► and it wants to look right.

02:41:30 ◼   ► And then now they have handed it over to a hundred person

02:41:33 ◼   ► newsroom and an art team and a video team

02:41:37 ◼   ► that are just doing stuff.

02:41:38 ◼   ► And there's communication there but there's just no way,

02:41:43 ◼   ► there was no way for me personally to know

02:41:45 ◼   ► how it would really look until a hundred people

02:41:48 ◼   ► started publishing into it.

02:41:49 ◼   ► - Right, right.

02:41:50 ◼   ► - And so like sure, like it's a little,

02:41:52 ◼   ► it's not quite what we expected.

02:41:55 ◼   ► It does not look like the Figma mock that I have open

02:41:58 ◼   ► in the other tab.

02:41:59 ◼   ► We published into it for about six months in staging

02:42:03 ◼   ► but we weren't writing short posts 'cause I can't tell

02:42:06 ◼   ► a hundred person newsroom like published to nowhere.

02:42:09 ◼   ► - Right, yeah, you can't fake--

02:42:11 ◼   ► - It's just like a waste of time.

02:42:13 ◼   ► So we did it with a small group.

02:42:14 ◼   ► So we just like had these ideas and like most of them

02:42:17 ◼   ► are playing out the way we think they are,

02:42:19 ◼   ► some of them are not.

02:42:20 ◼   ► Do I wish we shipped light mode right away?

02:42:21 ◼   ► Of course I do.

02:42:22 ◼   ► Do it like, do I think we should delineate some of these

02:42:24 ◼   ► links a little bit better?

02:42:26 ◼   ► Yeah, I do.

02:42:27 ◼   ► Like if you sat with something for six months,

02:42:30 ◼   ► you forget that not everyone understands it the way

02:42:33 ◼   ► that you see it.

02:42:35 ◼   ► And so like I think some of the criticism is perfectly

02:42:38 ◼   ► on point.

02:42:38 ◼   ► We can make the product explain itself better.

02:42:41 ◼   ► But fundamentally, am I thrilled that I just like linked out

02:42:46 ◼   ► to that story you're talking about, YouTube channels

02:42:48 ◼   ► and like where the growth is coming?

02:42:50 ◼   ► I read that story in Tube Builder once a week.

02:42:53 ◼   ► Here's the top 50.

02:42:54 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:42:55 ◼   ► - And there's no reason for me to write a Verge article

02:42:57 ◼   ► about it.

02:42:58 ◼   ► - Yep, nope.

02:42:59 ◼   ► - But now I can just like link to them and like show our

02:43:02 ◼   ► massive audience, hey, here's this resource that I think

02:43:06 ◼   ► about all the time.

02:43:07 ◼   ► And I think that's like, that's the best of the internet.

02:43:10 ◼   ► Like that's how it should work.

02:43:11 ◼   ► We linked to Wired today.

02:43:14 ◼   ► I know and love and trust a lot of journalists at Wired.

02:43:17 ◼   ► There's no reason that we should just pretend they don't

02:43:20 ◼   ► exist.

02:43:21 ◼   ► And so like, that's the best of during Fireball.

02:43:23 ◼   ► It's like, that's where we came from at Engadget.

02:43:25 ◼   ► We were a link blog for a long time.

02:43:27 ◼   ► We should just keep doing it.

02:43:29 ◼   ► Like we should bring that back.

02:43:31 ◼   ► And the biggest victory to me is like for a couple minutes

02:43:36 ◼   ► in 2022, everyone argued about a desktop homepage.

02:43:40 ◼   ► Like I did it.

02:43:42 ◼   ► Like, I don't feel bad about it.

02:43:45 ◼   ► Like no one else has argued about a desktop homepage

02:43:47 ◼   ► like this in a very long time.

02:43:48 ◼   ► So I'm happy to just make everybody consider,

02:43:52 ◼   ► oh, there's a lot of value to these kinds of pages

02:43:54 ◼   ► and these kinds of experiences as opposed to if you work

02:43:58 ◼   ► in publishing, everyone's like,

02:43:59 ◼   ► what's your discord strategy?

02:44:01 ◼   ► And it's like, I don't know, somebody else runs that shit.

02:44:03 ◼   ► Like not me.

02:44:05 ◼   ► - I told you some of this in person,

02:44:06 ◼   ► but I have to repeat it because we weren't recording

02:44:10 ◼   ► when you showed it to me.

02:44:11 ◼   ► But I of course love it.

02:44:14 ◼   ► I love the philosophy.

02:44:16 ◼   ► I don't, I don't even, but I don't, I don't, I know, I get,

02:44:19 ◼   ► I've always gotten the verge, I think very well.

02:44:22 ◼   ► Ever since you guys were jumped out of Engadget

02:44:25 ◼   ► and what was the temporary site called?

02:44:27 ◼   ► - This is my next.

02:44:28 ◼   ► - Yeah, this is my next, right.

02:44:30 ◼   ► I should have remembered that 'cause I actually listened

02:44:32 ◼   ► to you on Ben's podcast at Stratechery

02:44:35 ◼   ► where that even came up.

02:44:37 ◼   ► And I know it wasn't like a name you abandoned.

02:44:40 ◼   ► It was a placeholder name while you built the real thing,

02:44:42 ◼   ► which was great though.

02:44:43 ◼   ► But that's the mentality that you guys have had all along,

02:44:46 ◼   ► which is let's not wait until we get the thing

02:44:49 ◼   ► we really want to build going,

02:44:51 ◼   ► let's get something else up so we can keep publishing.

02:44:54 ◼   ► And that mentality is still, that's the verge.

02:44:57 ◼   ► And it's great.

02:44:59 ◼   ► But this is so much better because,

02:45:03 ◼   ► and I know you said, I don't want to repeat it all,

02:45:05 ◼   ► but I guess I think it's a paid podcast at Stratechery.

02:45:08 ◼   ► So I guess we can steal it.

02:45:09 ◼   ► - But he's your business partner, man.

02:45:12 ◼   ► (both laughing)

02:45:15 ◼   ► - He won't mind.

02:45:16 ◼   ► - No, but you told Ben that the homepage of The Verge

02:45:19 ◼   ► is unlike a lot of other properties.

02:45:21 ◼   ► And I guess unlike everything else at Vox, a destination.

02:45:24 ◼   ► Well, there's where, okay, there's 100 different people

02:45:28 ◼   ► contributing to The Verge and there's one person

02:45:30 ◼   ► who's contributed to Daring Fireball over 20 years.

02:45:34 ◼   ► So there's some big difference on contributor number scale.

02:45:39 ◼   ► But that's one thing your site and my site share

02:45:42 ◼   ► is my homepage is an enormous destination.

02:45:45 ◼   ► I actually, I don't look at analytics very frequently,

02:45:49 ◼   ► but I get enormous, I always have, still do,

02:45:53 ◼   ► enormous amount of homepage traffic.

02:45:57 ◼   ► And I've always been very proud of that.

02:45:59 ◼   ► And as other websites over the years,

02:46:02 ◼   ► between when I started 20 years ago and where we are today

02:46:06 ◼   ► and the trends coming around to it, I've always thought,

02:46:09 ◼   ► boy, that's a really weird thing to move away from

02:46:11 ◼   ► because once people have had a habit of coming

02:46:15 ◼   ► to your homepage, why would you make homepage design

02:46:18 ◼   ► decisions to turn them off?

02:46:20 ◼   ► Like you've, the hardest thing in the world

02:46:23 ◼   ► is to gain traction because no matter what it is,

02:46:27 ◼   ► gaining traction is a mystery and there are,

02:46:32 ◼   ► I think ultimately something that really ultimately

02:46:36 ◼   ► deserves to succeed will succeed eventually.

02:46:39 ◼   ► But it might take longer than the people or person

02:46:42 ◼   ► making it thinks it ought to and maybe then it deserves.

02:46:46 ◼   ► And sometimes something catches fire and it has its moment,

02:46:50 ◼   ► its viral moment and gains traction early.

02:46:53 ◼   ► And you can't explain why that happens.

02:46:55 ◼   ► But man, once you've got it, keep it.

02:46:59 ◼   ► And if you've got a readership that likes coming

02:47:01 ◼   ► to your homepage, your homepage should keep making

02:47:05 ◼   ► them happy.

02:47:05 ◼   ► And so many publications over the last 15 years

02:47:10 ◼   ► made change, and I don't think The Verge ever had

02:47:13 ◼   ► a bad homepage.

02:47:16 ◼   ► But like you said to Ben, it was sometimes a mystery

02:47:18 ◼   ► to you why so many people were coming 'cause you'd have

02:47:21 ◼   ► sort of a like a menu of, hey, here's like the eight

02:47:26 ◼   ► feature stories that we're highlighting right now.

02:47:28 ◼   ► And they're not gonna change that frequently

02:47:30 ◼   ► throughout the day because how many times are Verge written

02:47:35 ◼   ► stories going to come out?

02:47:36 ◼   ► - Yeah, so we write a lot.

02:47:38 ◼   ► We write between like 35 and 50 stories a day.

02:47:40 ◼   ► And like what I was getting from our old homepage

02:47:45 ◼   ► is it was like a list of facts.

02:47:47 ◼   ► Like I don't know, like even because we were using it

02:47:49 ◼   ► the same way, our headlines were starting to get more boring

02:47:52 ◼   ► which is weird.

02:47:53 ◼   ► Like it's a weird feedback loop.

02:47:55 ◼   ► Like you open the homepage and it's like here's a list

02:47:57 ◼   ► of things that happened today.

02:47:59 ◼   ► And you could like close it.

02:48:00 ◼   ► And you kind of like had a summary and then you could pick

02:48:03 ◼   ► the one that you wanted.

02:48:05 ◼   ► - I think it's really weird to bring people into a homepage

02:48:07 ◼   ► and then immediately ask them to leave.

02:48:10 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:48:11 ◼   ► - It's just strange to me and it was that's where we were.

02:48:13 ◼   ► And it's fine.

02:48:14 ◼   ► So we have a big homepage.

02:48:15 ◼   ► It's a unique asset immediately.

02:48:17 ◼   ► It's like literally it's like us, you, CNN,

02:48:20 ◼   ► the New York Times, like those are the homepages in media.

02:48:23 ◼   ► - And Drudge, don't forget Drudge.

02:48:25 ◼   ► - Oh Drudge, Drudge will drive an enormous,

02:48:27 ◼   ► like Craigslist.

02:48:27 ◼   ► - Right.

02:48:28 ◼   ► - It's like this weird collection of brands that have

02:48:31 ◼   ► direct homepage audience at scale.

02:48:33 ◼   ► And I'm leaving out like obviously like youtube.com.

02:48:36 ◼   ► I mean like actual publisher homepages.

02:48:38 ◼   ► And we just have a bigger, like most publishers are like

02:48:40 ◼   ► a percentage of their traffic comes off their homepage.

02:48:43 ◼   ► Ours is a massive percentage.

02:48:45 ◼   ► So we were like we should just make it worth coming back

02:48:47 ◼   ► to one time a day while solving this problem of I see

02:48:51 ◼   ► a bunch of cool shit.

02:48:53 ◼   ► Like we have a bunch of online reporters.

02:48:55 ◼   ► We see cool things all the time.

02:48:58 ◼   ► And sometimes the story is like Elon tweeted,

02:49:01 ◼   ► look at the tweet.

02:49:02 ◼   ► And we were burning like an hour going from oh the guy

02:49:06 ◼   ► tweeted, do we have to write about this thing?

02:49:08 ◼   ► Like what are the 500 words that justify our publish process

02:49:11 ◼   ► and then putting, it's like no,

02:49:13 ◼   ► show them the tweet and move on.

02:49:14 ◼   ► - Yep.

02:49:15 ◼   ► - No, like we'll get there.

02:49:17 ◼   ► What I would say to you is we do not think our design

02:49:22 ◼   ► is perfect.

02:49:23 ◼   ► I do think we need a light mode where all those things

02:49:26 ◼   ► are just like on a roadmap.

02:49:27 ◼   ► But if we didn't ship it and get the feedback,

02:49:30 ◼   ► we'd actually not know how to prioritize the roadmap.

02:49:32 ◼   ► - No, I think you're right.

02:49:33 ◼   ► I think it's exactly like I was saying with Apple shipping

02:49:36 ◼   ► some of these computational photography features earlier

02:49:39 ◼   ► rather than perfected like portrait mode

02:49:41 ◼   ► and this year's action mode.

02:49:43 ◼   ► Yeah, this is the worst action mode Apple's ever gonna ship.

02:49:46 ◼   ► But it's worth shipping this year.

02:49:49 ◼   ► It's good enough that it's worth shipping even though

02:49:51 ◼   ► we have lots of complaints about it and it crops too much

02:49:54 ◼   ► and it requires too much light.

02:49:55 ◼   ► But it is good.

02:49:57 ◼   ► This design is clearly good enough to launch.

02:50:00 ◼   ► - More than good enough.

02:50:01 ◼   ► And there are complaints.

02:50:02 ◼   ► Yeah, sure, it should have a light mode.

02:50:04 ◼   ► All right, whatever.

02:50:05 ◼   ► But I don't even wanna talk about that.

02:50:07 ◼   ► To me, it's the format.

02:50:09 ◼   ► It's talking about it as a wire frame, right, is great.

02:50:13 ◼   ► And the one thing I'm annoyed about is I've had an idea,

02:50:18 ◼   ► and again, I'm a procrastinator and I do everything

02:50:20 ◼   ► at my site myself so it takes a while.

02:50:22 ◼   ► But I've had the idea of adding a new type

02:50:26 ◼   ► to the things I post where it would just be

02:50:30 ◼   ► like an update where it would be something

02:50:35 ◼   ► that would show up or will.

02:50:37 ◼   ► I'll say will 'cause I'll commit to shipping.

02:50:38 ◼   ► I just won't tell you when.

02:50:40 ◼   ► But it would never be longer than three fingers, right?

02:50:45 ◼   ► And probably usually one finger or two fingers.

02:50:50 ◼   ► But just a little update so that if I update,

02:50:53 ◼   ► like my post yesterday, my big, long, giant iPhone 14 Pro

02:50:58 ◼   ► review, but I have to update it because maybe,

02:51:01 ◼   ► let's say I get off this podcast with you

02:51:02 ◼   ► and find out I made a terrible mistake or something

02:51:05 ◼   ► or I found out something and I need to update it.

02:51:08 ◼   ► I'm gonna post the update in this article

02:51:11 ◼   ► that I published last night and that anybody

02:51:13 ◼   ► who's already read, it's 15 pages printed out

02:51:17 ◼   ► and they're not going to randomly go back to the article

02:51:21 ◼   ► and scroll down halfway to the camera section

02:51:23 ◼   ► just to see if I wrote an update.

02:51:25 ◼   ► But if I do update it, I would love to have that update

02:51:27 ◼   ► on my homepage and say update and it would just be

02:51:30 ◼   ► like a new little item.

02:51:32 ◼   ► Anyway, now it's gonna look like I'm stealing

02:51:34 ◼   ► from The Verge. (laughing)

02:51:36 ◼   ► - Well, that would be the best compliment of all.

02:51:39 ◼   ► Great artist steal, as I'm told.

02:51:41 ◼   ► - But yeah, look, we stole the first bit from you,

02:51:44 ◼   ► so I'm not gonna be too worried about that.

02:51:46 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah.

02:51:47 ◼   ► The two, like-- - Well, nobody's gonna look

02:51:48 ◼   ► at The Verge and say it looks like a rip-off

02:51:50 ◼   ► of Daring Fireball and nobody's gonna look

02:51:51 ◼   ► at my fragment thing and say, oh my god,

02:51:54 ◼   ► now the Daring Fireball looks like The Verge.

02:51:56 ◼   ► So it's not, we're all friends here.

02:51:59 ◼   ► And this is taking, this is, everything is a remix, right?

02:52:04 ◼   ► And this is using ideas from others

02:52:06 ◼   ► to draw inspiration for yourself.

02:52:08 ◼   ► It's the best of creativity and taking ideas

02:52:10 ◼   ► and building something new.

02:52:12 ◼   ► - Yeah, the quote that has been rattling

02:52:14 ◼   ► through my head this week is like,

02:52:16 ◼   ► it wasn't a Steve Jobs quote, it's like,

02:52:19 ◼   ► it's worth criticizing, like Alan--

02:52:20 ◼   ► - Oh yeah, that's an Alan Kay thing.

02:52:22 ◼   ► The Mac was the first computer worth criticizing.

02:52:25 ◼   ► - Yeah. - Look, there's been lots

02:52:26 ◼   ► of websites worth criticizing, but like,

02:52:28 ◼   ► the fact that people care enough to tweet at us

02:52:33 ◼   ► about our desktop homepage is like, all right,

02:52:36 ◼   ► we've accomplished the first goal,

02:52:39 ◼   ► which is like make something interesting

02:52:41 ◼   ► that everyone will think about and have a think about.

02:52:44 ◼   ► And the other thing that I keep thinking about,

02:52:45 ◼   ► which is far more cynical and snarky,

02:52:47 ◼   ► is like Apple made us use iOS 7 for like a full year.

02:52:51 ◼   ► And we'll be a little bit faster than that.

02:52:55 ◼   ► - Yeah. (both laughing)

02:52:57 ◼   ► 'Cause you're not on an annual schedule.

02:52:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, exactly.

02:53:00 ◼   ► We're talking weeks before the first round of updates,

02:53:03 ◼   ► I think, maybe even shorter than weeks in some ways.

02:53:04 ◼   ► But you gotta, sometimes you gotta burn it all down, right?

02:53:08 ◼   ► iOS 7 burned it all down and they built it back up.

02:53:12 ◼   ► And like, for me, it was, the old,

02:53:16 ◼   ► a lot of the things we have an entirely new front end.

02:53:18 ◼   ► It's actually, there's like a technological masterpiece

02:53:22 ◼   ► at the heart of this.

02:53:23 ◼   ► We run this content management system called Chorus.

02:53:27 ◼   ► Chorus runs a lot of things.

02:53:28 ◼   ► The Minneapolis Star Tribune is published on Chorus.

02:53:30 ◼   ► And the big move a couple of years ago

02:53:33 ◼   ► was to make Chorus headless.

02:53:35 ◼   ► So now it is served by API, which is a big thing.

02:53:38 ◼   ► And then we built our own custom front end

02:53:40 ◼   ► of Chorus called Duet, which is, runs on Next.js.

02:53:43 ◼   ► It's like this whole situation is like five, six teams

02:53:48 ◼   ► at this huge company, like built the verge for us.

02:53:53 ◼   ► You can see like the things you can do

02:53:56 ◼   ► once you can serve the whole site via API,

02:54:00 ◼   ► and then you can plug any API into your shiny,

02:54:04 ◼   ► new technological Marvel front end is pretty wild, right?

02:54:08 ◼   ► Like there's stuff we can do now

02:54:10 ◼   ► that we would have never been able to do with our old,

02:54:13 ◼   ► not just the old design, but the old tech stack of the verge.

02:54:17 ◼   ► And so like, yeah, there's rough edges here,

02:54:19 ◼   ► but it's all the beginnings of,

02:54:21 ◼   ► oh, we burned the shit down

02:54:22 ◼   ► and now we're gonna build it back up.

02:54:25 ◼   ► - What comes around goes around.

02:54:26 ◼   ► I've been talking about this privately with friends

02:54:29 ◼   ► and people close to the 20 years I've been doing this

02:54:34 ◼   ► where I, not like I sketched out the whole system,

02:54:37 ◼   ► but I've been saying that a CMS,

02:54:39 ◼   ► all CMSs should be designed headless by fiat,

02:54:43 ◼   ► not like, oh, it would be nice if you did it.

02:54:46 ◼   ► - But Amy Klobuchar, the Headless CMS Act of 2022.

02:54:49 ◼   ► - Right, but every single CMS that is designed web first,

02:54:54 ◼   ► or anything else first, 'cause you could go back in time

02:54:57 ◼   ► and find older CMSs from like the '90s

02:55:00 ◼   ► when newspaper systems that were like dedicated,

02:55:03 ◼   ► weird terminal type things.

02:55:05 ◼   ► But from the web era onward,

02:55:07 ◼   ► anything that was designed as a web app first with,

02:55:10 ◼   ► oh yeah, and we'll add APIs.

02:55:12 ◼   ► You never, the APIs, you'd never do it right.

02:55:16 ◼   ► And you make decisions in the web app

02:55:19 ◼   ► that can't be API-ified.

02:55:21 ◼   ► Whereas if it's all, if it has to be API first

02:55:24 ◼   ► and the web is just the first and maybe most used client,

02:55:29 ◼   ► then when new opportunities happen and new things happen,

02:55:33 ◼   ► like, oh, guess what, these frickin' phones

02:55:35 ◼   ► that came out starting in 2007 are like,

02:55:39 ◼   ► should be a client to the CMS,

02:55:40 ◼   ► but our web app can't possibly be usable

02:55:43 ◼   ► on this tiny little screen.

02:55:45 ◼   ► It all is possible, right?

02:55:47 ◼   ► And that you could make a client for the Apple Watch Ultra

02:55:50 ◼   ► or something, I don't know.

02:55:52 ◼   ► All sorts of things are possible that wouldn't be.

02:55:54 ◼   ► Or all of a sudden, Twitter is a thing.

02:55:57 ◼   ► We can connect our CMS to Twitter

02:55:58 ◼   ► and it doesn't have to go through a web app.

02:56:00 ◼   ► It's just, it's APIs, so it can all be automated.

02:56:03 ◼   ► But that's-- - Yeah, we had our--

02:56:04 ◼   ► - And it solves all the problems of blogging APIs

02:56:07 ◼   ► where blogging clients like my beloved Mars Edit,

02:56:11 ◼   ► there's so many, the APIs that it has to use all suck

02:56:15 ◼   ► because they're all, it's not Mars at its fault.

02:56:18 ◼   ► I love WordPress, I don't use it, but I love it

02:56:21 ◼   ► and I'm so proud of WordPress and think it's such a great

02:56:24 ◼   ► thing for the web that literally a majority of the websites

02:56:28 ◼   ► in the world run on it, but it's web-first

02:56:30 ◼   ► and the APIs for WordPress will never be as good

02:56:33 ◼   ► as they would be if there was something

02:56:35 ◼   ► that was API-first.

02:56:37 ◼   ► Twitter, to me, is the elephant in the room

02:56:39 ◼   ► with this redesign in two different ways.

02:56:44 ◼   ► The first way is like you've said that,

02:56:49 ◼   ► hey, why is your staff, why is it easier for them to,

02:56:54 ◼   ► if they just wanna point out, like I'm looking

02:56:56 ◼   ► at the Verge head page here, Elizabeth Lapato tweeted

02:56:59 ◼   ► earlier today before we started recording,

02:57:01 ◼   ► "Oh, FedEx says a recession's coming.

02:57:02 ◼   ► "Why should that make you nervous?

02:57:04 ◼   ► "Well, Fed chair Alan Greenspan used to talk with FedEx

02:57:07 ◼   ► "every week for the FedEx indicator."

02:57:10 ◼   ► In other words, he thought FedEx had its pulse

02:57:13 ◼   ► on the economy.

02:57:14 ◼   ► That's the whole post.

02:57:16 ◼   ► That's it.

02:57:16 ◼   ► And it's a link, and it's a link so you can go read

02:57:18 ◼   ► more about it.

02:57:19 ◼   ► But why until now would it have been easy?

02:57:22 ◼   ► She could have tweeted that.

02:57:23 ◼   ► She might have tweeted that.

02:57:25 ◼   ► But why is it easier?

02:57:28 ◼   ► And one thing, as a user, as someone who is doing

02:57:32 ◼   ► the tweeting, Twitter has a great experience.

02:57:35 ◼   ► There's a box and you type in it and then you hit Return.

02:57:41 ◼   ► Or you click the Publish button or Post,

02:57:43 ◼   ► whatever the hell the action is, right?

02:57:45 ◼   ► That's it.

02:57:46 ◼   ► That's great.

02:57:48 ◼   ► It is, 'cause there is no friction,

02:57:50 ◼   ► and no friction interfaces will beat

02:57:53 ◼   ► frictioned interfaces every time.

02:57:55 ◼   ► - Yeah, so we built that for us.

02:57:57 ◼   ► We cut down our editor.

02:57:59 ◼   ► It looks basically like Twitter.

02:58:01 ◼   ► There's some publisher stuff.

02:58:02 ◼   ► Like, we need some groups in there.

02:58:03 ◼   ► We need to be able to add some bylines, like, sure.

02:58:06 ◼   ► But that was our thought, was the reason we're using

02:58:09 ◼   ► Twitter is, one, the interface,

02:58:11 ◼   ► a standard article publishing interface,

02:58:14 ◼   ► you can see the company's org chart and KPIs in it.

02:58:18 ◼   ► - Yep, yep, yep.

02:58:20 ◼   ► - It's just there.

02:58:21 ◼   ► It's the way it goes, and it's fine.

02:58:24 ◼   ► It has made us very successful over 11 years.

02:58:26 ◼   ► This was like, we're just gonna get rid of every field

02:58:28 ◼   ► that doesn't need to be there

02:58:30 ◼   ► and make it nicer than Twitter.

02:58:32 ◼   ► And if you're listening to this, you're probably aware

02:58:35 ◼   ► that big publishers have these baroque social media

02:58:38 ◼   ► policies and they're tying themselves in knots

02:58:41 ◼   ► over reporters using Twitter and being personal brands.

02:58:43 ◼   ► And my instinct is like, well, you just give them

02:58:45 ◼   ► better software.

02:58:46 ◼   ► Just make the tools more fun to use,

02:58:49 ◼   ► and it's kind of working.

02:58:50 ◼   ► - Yeah, and I think that you don't even have to have

02:58:52 ◼   ► the policy then, because if the tools are there

02:58:55 ◼   ► and the ease is there, and it's just,

02:58:57 ◼   ► type this into a box with the URL that you're linking to

02:59:00 ◼   ► and your comment on it and hit a button and it goes out,

02:59:03 ◼   ► the fact that they'll be doing it

02:59:07 ◼   ► in a verge-appropriate way will be intuitive to them,

02:59:10 ◼   ► because they know what they're doing, right?

02:59:12 ◼   ► Like the baroque policies are all about the nether,

02:59:14 ◼   ► the gray areas of a political reporter tweeting

02:59:19 ◼   ► an opinion about politics when their day job

02:59:23 ◼   ► at the New York Times or the Washington Post or whatever

02:59:26 ◼   ► is being a straight reporter on politics.

02:59:29 ◼   ► Whereas if they knew the destination of the blurb

02:59:33 ◼   ► and link was going to their publication,

02:59:36 ◼   ► it's intuitive.

02:59:37 ◼   ► You don't even, it's second nature, right?

02:59:42 ◼   ► As opposed to when--

02:59:42 ◼   ► - Our features--

02:59:43 ◼   ► - Well, I'm not saying nobody's going to make a mistake.

02:59:46 ◼   ► I'm just saying, though, it'll keep them on board.

02:59:51 ◼   ► - You know? - Yeah.

02:59:52 ◼   ► I mean, yeah, our staff is like,

02:59:55 ◼   ► it was in particular, you called hers out,

02:59:58 ◼   ► like, I think the thing that makes the verge great

03:00:01 ◼   ► is we don't hold ourselves to the standards

03:00:03 ◼   ► of being national political reporters or whatever.

03:00:06 ◼   ► It's the most emotional tech publication

03:00:08 ◼   ► that has ever existed in the history of the world.

03:00:10 ◼   ► Like, we're proud of it.

03:00:11 ◼   ► We wear our hearts on our sleeves.

03:00:13 ◼   ► My features editor, Kevin Nguyen, is always telling me

03:00:15 ◼   ► it's a verge story 'cause it's on the verge, right?

03:00:17 ◼   ► And like our collective taste is what defines

03:00:19 ◼   ► the brand of the publication.

03:00:20 ◼   ► So we'll see, like we did run it in staging

03:00:23 ◼   ► where some stuff we said, okay, we just,

03:00:26 ◼   ► this is going too far.

03:00:27 ◼   ► Like don't post old meme jokes.

03:00:30 ◼   ► Like we don't need to do this stuff.

03:00:32 ◼   ► And there's some stuff that's better

03:00:33 ◼   ► for people's personal Twitter.

03:00:34 ◼   ► I'm not gonna, we're not policing that

03:00:35 ◼   ► by any source of imagination.

03:00:37 ◼   ► But the part where like you are a reporter or a journalist

03:00:40 ◼   ► and you wanna talk about the thing you cover,

03:00:42 ◼   ► it's very natural for you to do that

03:00:44 ◼   ► if the interface is as good as the one

03:00:47 ◼   ► that Twitter offers you to do it on your homepage.

03:00:49 ◼   ► - Yeah. - And I think that,

03:00:50 ◼   ► and it's like fun.

03:00:52 ◼   ► And like, I think most enterprise software is not fun.

03:00:57 ◼   ► And so if we just make ours like a little bit more fun,

03:01:00 ◼   ► it is vastly more fun than everyone else's

03:01:02 ◼   ► enterprise software.

03:01:03 ◼   ► - Right, it's like taking a bicycle uphill

03:01:06 ◼   ► versus taking a bicycle downhill.

03:01:08 ◼   ► Taking a bicycle, riding a bicycle downhill is lots of fun.

03:01:12 ◼   ► Riding a bicycle uphill is no fun at all.

03:01:15 ◼   ► And most CMS interfaces is to get this thing I wanna,

03:01:20 ◼   ► whether it's a long article or a medium article

03:01:22 ◼   ► or a link post, even a link post.

03:01:24 ◼   ► If it feels like riding a bicycle uphill

03:01:26 ◼   ► and over on your phone, there's Twitter,

03:01:30 ◼   ► which is like riding a skateboard downhill.

03:01:33 ◼   ► (laughing)

03:01:36 ◼   ► - With all of the danger that that entails.

03:01:37 ◼   ► - Yes, exactly, fun.

03:01:39 ◼   ► (laughing)

03:01:41 ◼   ► But you don't even have to pedal.

03:01:43 ◼   ► You just hop on.

03:01:44 ◼   ► Of course that's what you're going to do.

03:01:46 ◼   ► It's human psychology.

03:01:47 ◼   ► And it's even the sort of thing where maybe

03:01:49 ◼   ► first thing in the morning, oh, I'll do the right thing.

03:01:51 ◼   ► But by the end of the day, when your willpower is depleted

03:01:55 ◼   ► because you've gone through the day,

03:01:57 ◼   ► and that's how willpower works.

03:02:00 ◼   ► That's why people who work out in the morning

03:02:01 ◼   ► tend to stick with it better than people

03:02:03 ◼   ► who try to work out after work,

03:02:05 ◼   ► 'cause your willpower is with you in the morning.

03:02:08 ◼   ► That's great.

03:02:08 ◼   ► The flip side of the Twitter argument

03:02:10 ◼   ► is the consumption, right?

03:02:12 ◼   ► And this is where I talk to you.

03:02:16 ◼   ► I think we're seeing a moment where people out there

03:02:20 ◼   ► are realizing, you know what,

03:02:22 ◼   ► Twitter is a waste of my fucking time.

03:02:24 ◼   ► Yeah, I love Twitter.

03:02:26 ◼   ► And it is where my community is.

03:02:28 ◼   ► I check my mentions.

03:02:29 ◼   ► But I more and more and more

03:02:31 ◼   ► only look at two things in Twitter.

03:02:33 ◼   ► I look at my DMs, which are open,

03:02:36 ◼   ► and I look at my mentions.

03:02:38 ◼   ► And I love to go back and forth with people in my mentions.

03:02:42 ◼   ► It is the comment section of "Daring Fireball,"

03:02:45 ◼   ► in fact, unofficially,

03:02:46 ◼   ► and the only one that's ever been in public.

03:02:49 ◼   ► And I love it for that.

03:02:50 ◼   ► But I don't go to my main, I don't set up lists.

03:02:52 ◼   ► I don't go to my lists.

03:02:53 ◼   ► I don't go to the, I'm not saying I never do.

03:02:56 ◼   ► I do sometimes.

03:02:57 ◼   ► But every time I do, I regret it, and it's a waste of time.

03:03:01 ◼   ► And going instead, what's going on with the Mac,

03:03:06 ◼   ► going to MacRumors and just scrolling down

03:03:09 ◼   ► to see what's going on, just going to TechMeme.

03:03:13 ◼   ► Did anything break?

03:03:14 ◼   ► Just take a look at the top four stories on TechMeme.

03:03:16 ◼   ► Nope.

03:03:17 ◼   ► Go to The Verge, scroll down, scroll, scroll.

03:03:19 ◼   ► Oh, there's a neat, oh, this is a neat story

03:03:21 ◼   ► about this FedEx predicts recession thing, right?

03:03:25 ◼   ► That, to me, is so much more peaceful, effective.

03:03:30 ◼   ► It's not a time sink.

03:03:34 ◼   ► It's not gonna make me angry.

03:03:36 ◼   ► I'm never gonna go to theverge.com

03:03:39 ◼   ► and scroll down and get angry,

03:03:43 ◼   ► like I do if I go to my main Twitter timeline.

03:03:46 ◼   ► And I think a lot of people are becoming aware of that.

03:03:50 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think we feel that in the moment.

03:03:54 ◼   ► Since I've had this in the past six months,

03:03:56 ◼   ► my Twitter usage has dropped,

03:03:58 ◼   ► and I've been publishing to no one.

03:04:00 ◼   ► (laughing)

03:04:01 ◼   ► I've been publishing to a staging server

03:04:03 ◼   ► for 20 other people who have access,

03:04:05 ◼   ► and I was like, oh, I love writing for these 20 people.

03:04:08 ◼   ► And if I can just, The Verge is huge, right?

03:04:12 ◼   ► It just is.

03:04:13 ◼   ► It's a 100-person newsroom inside of a 2,000-person company

03:04:16 ◼   ► that runs 18 editorial brands

03:04:18 ◼   ► that has now this massive product team,

03:04:20 ◼   ► which if it hasn't come through,

03:04:22 ◼   ► that I love very much for building this product for us.

03:04:24 ◼   ► This huge sales organization, whatever, it's big.

03:04:28 ◼   ► There's a huge audience.

03:04:29 ◼   ► If I can just make it feel small to an individual reader,

03:04:34 ◼   ► we will be successful.

03:04:36 ◼   ► That's the goal of this.

03:04:39 ◼   ► - And I think it harks back to the early days of Twitter,

03:04:43 ◼   ► when nobody would have called Twitter a cesspool.

03:04:46 ◼   ► The only thing we complained about was the fail whale

03:04:48 ◼   ► because they couldn't keep the thing running,

03:04:51 ◼   ► which again, I keep thinking, not to go on a tangent

03:04:54 ◼   ► 'cause we're out of time, way out of time for tangents,

03:04:56 ◼   ► but this whole thing with Mudge and the fact

03:05:00 ◼   ► that according to him, Twitter's entire infrastructure

03:05:02 ◼   ► is a goddamn duct tape Byzantine Rube Goldberg mess

03:05:07 ◼   ► that nobody inside Twitter actually understands,

03:05:11 ◼   ► to me, makes complete sense

03:05:13 ◼   ► because they never really fixed the fail whale problem.

03:05:19 ◼   ► They just sort of, eventually it stopped happening

03:05:22 ◼   ► and they're like, okay, don't touch anything.

03:05:24 ◼   ► - Yeah. - And it just kept going.

03:05:26 ◼   ► But they have all these, ever since they've been around,

03:05:29 ◼   ► they have all these weird problems,

03:05:30 ◼   ► like all but your most 800 recent tweets

03:05:34 ◼   ► are actually in cold storage and you couldn't delete.

03:05:39 ◼   ► It all sounded like a mess.

03:05:41 ◼   ► They never fixed it.

03:05:42 ◼   ► But in those early days of Twitter,

03:05:44 ◼   ► the actual timeline was like,

03:05:47 ◼   ► it was nothing but gold, right?

03:05:48 ◼   ► It was like, I follow like 70 people

03:05:51 ◼   ► and they're all people I chose,

03:05:53 ◼   ► or accounts I chose to follow.

03:05:55 ◼   ► And it was gold, gold, gold, gold, right?

03:05:58 ◼   ► It was just like, oh, funny links, funny jokes,

03:06:01 ◼   ► observations from friends, and it was nothing but joy.

03:06:05 ◼   ► And didn't even have the infinite scroll.

03:06:10 ◼   ► You could get to the bottom.

03:06:11 ◼   ► (laughing)

03:06:13 ◼   ► And it would stop and you'd be like,

03:06:14 ◼   ► okay, I'll come back tomorrow, Twitter, thank you.

03:06:17 ◼   ► And it's such, I know the analogy,

03:06:19 ◼   ► the slow boiling pot of water with a frog in it,

03:06:23 ◼   ► I use it all the time, everybody uses it,

03:06:24 ◼   ► but it's so powerful.

03:06:26 ◼   ► It is so, it speaks to the way we as humans

03:06:30 ◼   ► get into problems.

03:06:31 ◼   ► Twitter going from nothing but gold

03:06:34 ◼   ► and a fun place to scroll down

03:06:37 ◼   ► until you hit the bottom of today's tweets

03:06:39 ◼   ► to what it is today, which is,

03:06:42 ◼   ► I don't even know what, it's like,

03:06:46 ◼   ► the money machine, you get into a phone booth

03:06:49 ◼   ► and it's shooting dollar bills around

03:06:52 ◼   ► and you're supposed to try to grab them.

03:06:53 ◼   ► It's like that, except instead of dollar bills,

03:06:56 ◼   ► it's like a couple of dollar bills and mostly thumbtacks.

03:07:00 ◼   ► Right, shooting around in a phone booth

03:07:02 ◼   ► and you're trying to keep them from going into your eye.

03:07:05 ◼   ► It wasn't like somebody made this one decision

03:07:08 ◼   ► and Twitter went from that to this.

03:07:10 ◼   ► It was a slow boiling frog.

03:07:13 ◼   ► But here we are, and I think people are like,

03:07:15 ◼   ► you know what, I'm getting out of the pot

03:07:17 ◼   ► and I'd like to go back somewhere nice

03:07:19 ◼   ► where every single thing as I scroll down,

03:07:21 ◼   ► maybe I'm not interested in this post.

03:07:23 ◼   ► I'll just keep, I'll just move my eyes down three inches

03:07:26 ◼   ► to the next one and then I'll hit the space bar

03:07:29 ◼   ► or swipe on my phone and until I, oh,

03:07:33 ◼   ► and I saw that post so I know I'm done.

03:07:35 ◼   ► I've caught up on what's on theverge.com

03:07:37 ◼   ► or on Daring Firewall.

03:07:39 ◼   ► - The thing I really wanna add is the indicator

03:07:41 ◼   ► that says you're done.

03:07:42 ◼   ► - Yeah.

03:07:43 ◼   ► - We have grand plans to make this thing alive.

03:07:48 ◼   ► We just had to ship a thing first.

03:07:51 ◼   ► Building the logic to make it update live

03:07:53 ◼   ► and to remember state and all that stuff is like,

03:07:57 ◼   ► why are we holding ourselves up?

03:07:59 ◼   ► We should ship it and make sure

03:08:01 ◼   ► that it's doing the things we want.

03:08:03 ◼   ► Like the fail state for this is our staff hates it,

03:08:05 ◼   ► we stopped doing it and it kinda looks like the old verge.

03:08:09 ◼   ► Right, it's just a list of stories.

03:08:10 ◼   ► - What do you think, is that even on a table?

03:08:12 ◼   ► I mean, do you have feedback from the staff yet?

03:08:14 ◼   ► - Oh, we love it.

03:08:16 ◼   ► - Well then why are you even saying?

03:08:18 ◼   ► - Well, I'm just saying like we needed to ship a thing

03:08:20 ◼   ► where like the fail state didn't imply

03:08:23 ◼   ► that we were gonna spend a bunch of time

03:08:24 ◼   ► building live logic.

03:08:26 ◼   ► - Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

03:08:27 ◼   ► - But now it's like here, it's been three days, who knows?

03:08:29 ◼   ► Maybe it'll still be a disaster.

03:08:30 ◼   ► But we think it's gonna be fun.

03:08:32 ◼   ► But we have grand plans to build this thing

03:08:34 ◼   ► into being kind of alive.

03:08:36 ◼   ► And so that thing you're talking about where you're done,

03:08:39 ◼   ► I think is very powerful.

03:08:42 ◼   ► And then once we know you're done, or you're done,

03:08:45 ◼   ► saying there's something new is also very powerful.

03:08:47 ◼   ► So we've just got these like moves yet to build

03:08:51 ◼   ► that I think are, I'm just excited to have people

03:08:54 ◼   ► care about a webpage.

03:08:56 ◼   ► And I already have a text from half a dozen media people

03:09:00 ◼   ► that are like, you're obviously making an app, right?

03:09:03 ◼   ► And it's like, yeah, maybe.

03:09:04 ◼   ► Like I've just described our headless CMS certified API.

03:09:06 ◼   ► Like I saw the PM of our API, his name is Phil,

03:09:09 ◼   ► he runs this API called Tower inside of Xmedia app.

03:09:11 ◼   ► And we had our little launch happy hour at the bar.

03:09:14 ◼   ► And he was like, how's it going?

03:09:15 ◼   ► And I was like, I have 900 ideas for your API.

03:09:17 ◼   ► And he was like, oh God.

03:09:18 ◼   ► So like we'll get there.

03:09:21 ◼   ► But we had to ship the first thing first.

03:09:23 ◼   ► - Yeah, and you guys could,

03:09:25 ◼   ► I'm not even gonna try to talk you out of an app

03:09:26 ◼   ► because you guys have enough staff.

03:09:30 ◼   ► And like you said, I don't know,

03:09:31 ◼   ► I'm actually surprised that it's 50 articles a day.

03:09:34 ◼   ► I was thinking more of like the type

03:09:35 ◼   ► that would get anchored at the top.

03:09:36 ◼   ► But I'm not, I'm a little surprised, not surprised.

03:09:40 ◼   ► You've got enough content that you could justify

03:09:42 ◼   ► an actual app that is your own.

03:09:43 ◼   ► But I used to get all the time,

03:09:47 ◼   ► it's one of those things like 20 years ago,

03:09:49 ◼   ► over and over and over again,

03:09:50 ◼   ► why doesn't Daring Fireball have comments?

03:09:52 ◼   ► Why don't you have comments?

03:09:53 ◼   ► Everybody else has comments.

03:09:54 ◼   ► You use movable type, right?

03:09:55 ◼   ► That has comments.

03:09:56 ◼   ► Why don't you have comments?

03:09:57 ◼   ► Why don't you have comments?

03:09:58 ◼   ► It's not really a blog if you don't have comments.

03:10:01 ◼   ► And I would say, okay, then it's not a blog.

03:10:04 ◼   ► But it looks like a blog to me.

03:10:05 ◼   ► I just, but there was some--

03:10:06 ◼   ► - Extremely boring, is the original blog.

03:10:09 ◼   ► - It's one of those decisions where time has proven me right

03:10:12 ◼   ► and at some point people stopped asking me,

03:10:14 ◼   ► why don't you have comments?

03:10:16 ◼   ► Because they got it.

03:10:17 ◼   ► People used to ask me in the go-go years of the App Store,

03:10:24 ◼   ► oh my God, all you do is write about Apple.

03:10:27 ◼   ► You're the go-to place for me to go to

03:10:29 ◼   ► to find out about apps for the iPhone.

03:10:31 ◼   ► You gotta have a Daring Fireball app.

03:10:34 ◼   ► You gotta have a Daring, why don't you,

03:10:35 ◼   ► you're working on it, right?

03:10:36 ◼   ► And I'd be like, no, I don't want an app.

03:10:39 ◼   ► I've already, you said, you just told me,

03:10:41 ◼   ► you come to my website to read about this stuff.

03:10:43 ◼   ► I'm done, I've got it.

03:10:44 ◼   ► This is meant to be a website.

03:10:46 ◼   ► And you can read it on your phone, it's fine.

03:10:49 ◼   ► You don't need, it doesn't need to be an app.

03:10:51 ◼   ► I never understood, and guess what?

03:10:55 ◼   ► People don't ask me that anymore.

03:10:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, I've,

03:10:58 ◼   ► I'm not wearing a shipping app tomorrow.

03:11:00 ◼   ► I think I have--

03:11:01 ◼   ► - I could not, there's no justification

03:11:03 ◼   ► for Daring Fireball to happen.

03:11:04 ◼   ► I don't write enough.

03:11:05 ◼   ► Even on the days when I'm the most productive

03:11:08 ◼   ► with the most link posts,

03:11:09 ◼   ► it doesn't make sense for me to have an app, never did.

03:11:12 ◼   ► You, the Verge could definitely justify it.

03:11:14 ◼   ► - I think especially now that we have a feed

03:11:16 ◼   ► that updates all the time and points you around the web,

03:11:18 ◼   ► which is like the main thing is--

03:11:20 ◼   ► - Right.

03:11:20 ◼   ► - The apps are generally better.

03:11:24 ◼   ► This is like total Ben Thompson stuff,

03:11:26 ◼   ► but like they're generally better

03:11:27 ◼   ► when they're aggregators, right?

03:11:28 ◼   ► So like we have a little bit of that move to play,

03:11:30 ◼   ► but I don't think we can get to an app until,

03:11:34 ◼   ► I don't know, I'll call it a year.

03:11:36 ◼   ► Like we've got to build this product out

03:11:39 ◼   ► and finish it before we try to pipe it into something else.

03:11:42 ◼   ► - Yeah, but I'm with you.

03:11:43 ◼   ► It's great.

03:11:44 ◼   ► It's fantastic that people are talking about a website.

03:11:46 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's like, it's hard for me to be like

03:11:50 ◼   ► too sensitive to criticism.

03:11:53 ◼   ► And like we are, I'm trying to calibrate that very carefully.

03:11:56 ◼   ► We're taking it all in, we're reading it all.

03:11:58 ◼   ► A lot of it maps to our internal criticism,

03:12:00 ◼   ► as you would expect, right?

03:12:02 ◼   ► We've been looking at it for months.

03:12:03 ◼   ► So that's great.

03:12:05 ◼   ► I think we're gonna take it.

03:12:05 ◼   ► A lot of it's surprising.

03:12:06 ◼   ► We're gonna sort that out and prioritize and do it.

03:12:09 ◼   ► But like, none of it's making me feel bad.

03:12:12 ◼   ► 'Cause I'm like, we're talking about a website

03:12:15 ◼   ► on the open web that is worth talking about.

03:12:18 ◼   ► So I hope we can just like hold on to that moment

03:12:21 ◼   ► as a community for one second and just be like, okay.

03:12:24 ◼   ► Like it's not dead yet.

03:12:26 ◼   ► We haven't given the web over to Google AMP yet.

03:12:29 ◼   ► - Yeah.

03:12:31 ◼   ► - Let's just take a minute and like pay attention to it.

03:12:32 ◼   ► (laughing)

03:12:34 ◼   ► With that, let's wrap it up.

03:12:35 ◼   ► I think three and a half hours is long enough.

03:12:38 ◼   ► - We pulled like a brogue in here, dude.

03:12:40 ◼   ► You went for it.

03:12:41 ◼   ► - I did not expect that, but.

03:12:42 ◼   ► - At the start, you're like, we can't go for two hours.

03:12:45 ◼   ► And here we are.

03:12:46 ◼   ► - Well, we did have lots to talk about.

03:12:48 ◼   ► And you're the bastard who launched a great web design.

03:12:51 ◼   ► So we had more, more to talk about.

03:12:54 ◼   ► Anyway, Neelay, I do look forward to this every year.

03:12:58 ◼   ► And it honestly, it was your tweet,

03:13:01 ◼   ► I was running out of gas late last night

03:13:03 ◼   ► and it started creeping into my head.

03:13:05 ◼   ► Maybe I'll just wake up and publish in the morning.

03:13:07 ◼   ► What's the difference if I go after midnight

03:13:10 ◼   ► or early in the morning?

03:13:11 ◼   ► But you're the one, you did.

03:13:13 ◼   ► You were like, and I'm like, ah,

03:13:15 ◼   ► and then I could get Neelay on the show,

03:13:16 ◼   ► but I've got to finish tonight.

03:13:18 ◼   ► So anybody who read my review actually on Friday,

03:13:23 ◼   ► you could probably thank Neelay Patel

03:13:25 ◼   ► for getting it out.

03:13:27 ◼   ► - The internet's editor.

03:13:28 ◼   ► No, man, this is part of the tradition for now.

03:13:30 ◼   ► We review the iPhone.

03:13:31 ◼   ► I feel like I have to decompress about it with you.

03:13:33 ◼   ► - Well, if there's not a link on the verge

03:13:35 ◼   ► to this episode of the talk show,

03:13:37 ◼   ► God damn it, you're gonna hear from my lawyer.

03:13:39 ◼   ► - Oh, you got it.

03:13:40 ◼   ► It's done, as soon as it's published,

03:13:41 ◼   ► she'll let me know.

03:13:43 ◼   ► I'll get that post done in one second.

03:13:44 ◼   ► - Yeah, and my lawyer, you really,

03:13:46 ◼   ► you do not want to mess with her.

03:13:47 ◼   ► (laughing)

03:13:48 ◼   ► - I'm excited.

03:13:49 ◼   ► - Let me thank our sponsors.

03:13:50 ◼   ► We had the Backblaze, we had the Trade Coffee,

03:13:54 ◼   ► we had Hello Pillow, and we had Squarespace,

03:13:58 ◼   ► and of course, Neelay Patel.

03:13:59 ◼   ► I usually shout out to people's Twitters.

03:14:02 ◼   ► I'm not even gonna put your Twitter handle on there.

03:14:04 ◼   ► To hell with Twitter.

03:14:05 ◼   ► Go to theverge.com.

03:14:07 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's a good website.

03:14:09 ◼   ► You can come to it a couple times a day.

03:14:10 ◼   ► I'll be very happy.