220: ‘$270 Worth of Unneeded Keyboards’ With Jim Dalrymple
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Seeing people say I don't have a theme song. I do have a song I just I
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Just use it very infrequently. This will make sense
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It'll make sense why I brought the old pick and boogers with John out of the out of the archive
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Later on in the show it will make sense
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But the I don't know if you remember the backstory and that the backstory on that is when I first
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Took the show and took it, you know went went solo with it
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Dropped the partnership with Dan Benjamin. There was controversy
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They're still you could still go to the iTunes store and see comments from people who are very angry about this in 2013 or 2012
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Whenever the hell it was but the second week of the show, I believe I had Adam least agor on
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And we addressed the controversy and Adam Adam
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Said that he doesn't care what I call the show. I could call it picking boogers with John and he would still listen and
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And then Adam and his his friend and collaborator Alex Weinstein
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Made made a pickin boogers with John team
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And that was it that's good so we used it that's good a couple of weeks
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Anyway, it'll make sense
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Later on in the show. How are you Jim?
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I'm doing good. How are you doing? I'm doing great
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Feeling good springtime weather's picking up. So you don't have that problem out there in California
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You got the yeah, you got good weather 20 24 hours a day seven days a week
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365 days a year until a mudslide comes and takes out your house, but
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Or an earthquake right here in Philadelphia. We're enjoying
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Finally some good weather really nice. Yeah. Well, you're just getting out of the deep freeze. Oh, yeah
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It was a long winter really felt like it really really felt like we did very few
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nice days in March or April
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Lots going on nothing major. I guess have you seen this thing that's picked up again today where I
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Believe she's the leading spokesperson on the issue is Casey Casey Johnston. Who's she now an editor at?
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At the outline, but she had she had a piece couple months ago about her MacBook Pro keyboard that
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Got taken out by a single speck of dust
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Yes, and she had a follow-up she published today
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That she more she effectively gave up
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She got she got it fixed it happened again, and she just gave up sold it back to Apple and has gone back to her
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MacBook Pro which she had never gotten rid of and now she's happier
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Tons of people online. I don't know what to make of this issue. I don't own one of these devices
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We don't have everybody in our house as
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like a 2014 ish
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And I you know, I did not encounter any problems with the keyboard when I was reviewing the new MacBook Pros
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What was that 2016 late in 2016?
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Yeah, I you know
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it was a there was the issue the initial issue with the this current MacBook Pro keyboard design was a
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The feel of it because this new butterfly mechanism has less travel, you know
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And it's in my in Apple's efforts to make ever thinner devices. They've that this this current keyboard design
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Is physically a thinner mechanism?
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And the noise right that there were people
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Believe Joanna Stern led the way on that issue who just didn't like the sound that it made while typing
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Well people aren't talking about those issues anymore
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What people are talking about is the fact that keys get stuck apparently, you know
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Just you know, you could even people who I believe and I swear are very you know
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Swear up and down that they're very careful, you know that are not like eating a sandwich over their keyboard or whatever
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Well, but you'd laugh but I'll tell you about my kid the heat because he uses his his MacBook as his TV set
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You know like so when he's watching video, it's it's YouTube on his MacBook and he does eat around his keyboard. It's
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Disgusting but yet his keys still work perfectly actually he's had a problem with his spacebar, but it you know
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Even even when the key got stuck from him being a bit of a
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You know a bit crummy around the keyboard it was possible to get it unstuck whereas people you know
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Are really running into problems and I I can't verify it. This is the thing. I don't you know it
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It seems though that this is
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Something that is current to this device like and you never you know people who run into a problem are the people who are gonna
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to be vocal about it. Right? And so how many millions of these Mac books are out there
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with people who don't have a problem with the keyboard? I don't know. You don't hear
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from them. You hear from the people who have the problems. But it certainly seems anecdotally
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on Twitter, it certainly seems like there's an awful lot of people who have problems with
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this keyboard.
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Dr. Jon Olin So I've had this particular problem with
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the keyboard twice and that's it.
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So you're talking about people eating over their keyboard or doing something over their
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I cannot eat over my keyboard but then things get stuck in my beard and fall on the keyboard
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anyway an hour later.
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So it doesn't matter if I eat over it or not.
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I remember a few years back when I tweeted that a P just fell out of my beard onto my
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I didn't remember the last time I had a P. Things get stuck in there.
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I wouldn't be surprised to find one of 80Q's cars in there.
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I almost never eat at my desk.
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But even because I have these keyboards for so many years, every couple of years, my beloved
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Apple extended keyboard twos, I'll, you know, clean it, I'll just clean the key caps and,
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you know, use a little rubbing alcohol and a q tip and get in there and just, you know, make it look
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real nice. And it still amazes me once you get in there and start looking in between the gaps of the
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keys, how much stuff gets in there, even when you're, you know, it's not like I'm scrubbing up
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like a surgeon every time I sit down at my desk, but I, you know, my hands are clean, and I don't
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eat there. And still, you get stuff in a keyboard, it happens, you know, that's just the way the
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world works. So it just isn't practical. You know, it being defend, you know, being able
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to defend against that and be reliable and work in the face of pieces of dust and crumbs,
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you know, really ought to be a, you know, essential to any keyboard design. And I feel
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like we've reached like it, we've reached like a tipping point on this issue where people
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are, you know, Marco Arment has done the same thing, I believe where he's, he went and bought
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the Apple still sells a 15-inch MacBook Pro of the old design, you know, with the older style USB
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ports and the old keyboard and stuff. You can still buy one of those brand new. So that's what
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Marco did. And I guess the ports were part of the issue, but you know, a big part of it's the
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keyboard. That's just not a normal thing to happen. And I don't recall, I've been a Mac user since
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before there were portable Macs, right? I mean, I remember the original portable Mac.
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It was called the portable Mac. It was like a 20 pound suitcase.
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Yeah, you needed a wagon to carry it around with you.
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Right. But it was I wanted one so bad. It was, it was like, impossibly expensive.
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And then there was one that was so hot that, you know, one of the old black ones, I mean,
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it was burning up. This this this keyboard thing though the the two times that this has happened
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to me and one was on the new style keys with the butterfly on a MacBook Pro and the key wouldn't go
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down so clearly there was something stuck and I just I just took my finger and you know banged
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it down and whatever it was got loose and that's it. That was one time that something happened and
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it happened with one of the older ones a couple years ago it happened and I think it was the
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spacebar at that point. Other than that nothing has gone wrong for me and you know I am I don't
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abuse the computers but I don't baby them either. I mean I don't think any of us really do.
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It can't be that everybody runs into the problem. It has to be some sort of minority of users.
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It just seems untenable that if everybody's keyboard did this within weeks. But anecdotally,
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it sure seems like whatever that minority is, it's way too big a number. And I'm really curious
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how Apple is going to deal with this. There's a fair amount of speculation just based on how long
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It's been since the last update that we might see new new MacBooks at WWDC
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And I'm really curious if they're doing something with the keyboard, you know to
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You know defend against this
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I'll be well, I don't know what they'll
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what they could do, but I love the new keyboard and I
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when when the new remember when the butterfly first came out on the MacBook and
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The the travel distance of the keys
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Wasn't big enough. I mean it almost felt like you weren't typing at all and it actually took
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You know a few days just to get used to typing on that thing. So I
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didn't like that but then when they came out with the the MacBook Pro I
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they they increase the travel of when you push a key down how far it'll travel down and
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And I loved it.
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That to me was the perfect thing.
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And I would not want to see them go back to anything else.
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I mean, the butterfly key works if you hit the corner of it
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or whatever, I just, I love it.
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- Yeah, I do love that aspect of it.
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When it works perfectly, I do,
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there is a real premium feel to it.
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That aspect that when you press any part of the key,
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including the corner and the whole key moves down
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at the same time is very nice.
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I mean, so in theory, it's a great keyboard,
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but in practice, obviously there's a problem.
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I mean, I would suggest, and I mean,
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Apple's just not the type of company
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that ever really quote unquote goes back
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to like an old design.
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They're not gonna go back to the old keyboard design,
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but they've gotta forge ahead
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and make a version of this keyboard
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or invent an entirely new keyboard
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that has the same benefits of it
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that is a lot more impervious to specs of DOS.
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- Well, Apple continually improves
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everything that they make.
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So I have no doubt that they're looking at
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how to improve this.
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But I don't think that they'll change the butterfly design.
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I think that the design of what they've done
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for the keyboard fits with everything
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they were trying to do. So now it's just a matter of somehow dust gets in there and how does that
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happen? So maybe they'll put a little rubber catcher or something around the keys. I don't know.
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You know what I do want to see? The keyboard I want to see changed? The iPad smart cover
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keyboard. I don't like that at all because again these keys... Can't get a crumb in that keyboard.
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You can't get a crumb there but those keys on the iPad Smart Cover are small and they have room
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to make them bigger. I don't know why they don't but I would like to see bigger keys and they
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And they wouldn't have to increase the size of the keyboard.
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Just make the keys bigger and make it more like the keyboard on the MacBook
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Pro or the MacBook.
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And maybe, I don't know, I suppose I don't
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mind the texture of what's on there.
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I just don't like the small keys.
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I would like to see that changed.
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It doesn't make any sense to me why the keys are so small on that keyboard.
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Yeah, it is a little small.
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- Yeah, I just don't like it.
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- Does it seem like, do you think that there's enough room
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that they could make the keys bigger
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without increasing the size of the actual iPad?
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- Absolutely.
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There's a ton of room in there.
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That's what I don't understand.
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Why make those keys so small
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when there's already room built in there?
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I think it would just make it
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for a more comfortable experience to sit down
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And type on the iPad. I love using my iPad Pro
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I really do and and I know that you know like you if I'm gonna sit down and do work. I'm at my Mac
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but when I go outside and sit down and I'm you know
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Reading or researching stuff and doing a bit of writing maybe
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I would love to have a bigger keys. I don't need a bigger keyboard the keyboards big enough, right but bigger keys
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Yeah, well, I don't know I worry I because I don't really like that keyboard a lot either
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So I've been using my iPad a lot lately with just no cover just you know
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Just use the software keyboard or I've been screwing around
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Thanks to that bastard Jason Snell who got me to buy another keyboard
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Actually reading that
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you know when you posted it that
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But he convinced her to buy this I I asked I didn't really like it
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I mean I asked him what he uses he was he had a post about how he writes it from his kitchen
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Just and I do the same thing too. I do it a lot more than I used to but just
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Somebody who works at home just get up halfway through the day and sit somewhere else in the house
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You know don't sit at the same desk in the same chair for eight straight hours
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So I asked him how he worked and he'd said he was using this Matthias. I think that's how you pronounce it laptop Pro
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Which is crazy to me. I would never ever use almost never ever used an external keyboard with a laptop
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Unless I had like permanently docked a laptop, you know, I wasn't even using it as a laptop, you know
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Like if I just got like an eye like a stand and kept my MacBook on my desk almost as like use it as like a desktop
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It just seems weird to me that they've marketed a keyboard as being for use with a laptop when laptops come with keyboards
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but maybe got you know going back to our
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Earlier discussion baby. That's the workaround for everybody with the stuck keys on their macbooks is
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using use another keyboard
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yeah, anyway, I bought that keyboard and was using it with the iPad and
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Did did you like it I
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like it more than I like most keyboards and I definitely agree with Jason's assessment that while I would never be confused
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Thinking it was an Apple extended keyboard - it's the closest of any other keyboard
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In feel to an Apple extended keyboard - keys that I've ever used
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including several
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keyboards from the same company Mattias over the years that were advertised as being
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Similar to the Apple extended keyboard - I was always very disappointed in any other keyboards at least in terms of their
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Apple extended to likeness
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If that makes sense this see that keyboard that you're talking about is
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As soon as I saw that I'd said to myself
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Don't buy that keyboard and then I spent like the next hour thinking I should buy that keyboard. I should buy that keyboard
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I should buy a keyboard.
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You know, you should have done something to build adjacent.
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And then I got worried.
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I got worried because we were tweeting about it and I got worried that other people would
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see the tweets about it and think the same thing and then the place would be sold out
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So I hurried up and bought one and I said that and then I don't know if he was joking
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or not but I said that I got spooked that they were going to sell out now that we linked
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So I quick bought one and then Merlin Mann said he did the same thing.
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He bought one in a pair now.
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And then I think that they actually did sell out.
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I think that they did sell out of them.
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So I actually wasn't wrong.
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Or at least they're backward.
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I don't know if that's the right term.
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Well, Merlin probably bought all of them, the rest of the stock.
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It was that company, Matthias, that didn't they have the first QUIKI keyboard?
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When you're way back?
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No, not the first one, but they were the first one.
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They were one of the first ones that I can remember.
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They've been making clicky mechanical keyboards for as long as I—at least since the '90s.
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I think I first heard of them back in the '90s on tidbits.
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I don't know if it was Adam Angst himself or somebody else who wrote for tidbits at
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the time, but somebody who, like me, was a fan of the Apple Extended Keyboard too, first
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brought my attention to their clicky keyboards. But the problem is, there's so many—and
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Jason's got more keyboards than I do—and it's kind of a cool thing because it's
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like in the 80s, all the keyboards were clicky, and then they stopped making clicky keyboards
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and people who like them would go to great lengths. The PC people would… their version
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of the Apple Extended Keyboard 2 is the IBM Model M, I think it's called, I forget.
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I've never been a fan of it, but it's really clicky. It's the one with the buckling
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spring and it's like if you've ever used a PC in the 80s, you know exactly what this
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key… it is loud. It sounds like a gun going off or something.
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Can you imagine a whole room of those I know it's a kind of hard to imagine like my the keyboard
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I like the Apple extended keyboard to certainly is louder than like a
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Current, you know Apple professional keyboard, whatever they call it
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But it's not loud. Whereas the the IBM one was loud
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but it's kind of cool like the the there's there's so many companies now making
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mechanical keyboards and you have so much choice in terms of the switches that you can get it's
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Every once in a while I get off on keyboards here.
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I should wait for Jason's on the show.
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'Cause you don't care.
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- Well, I'm a fan of the latest keyboards.
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I really am.
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I used to have a quickie keyboard.
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- Did you buy one of the space black ones
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now that they sell them separately?
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- Did you see that?
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That Apple is now selling those separately,
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the space black, the things that come with the iMac Pro,
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the keyboard, the mouse, and the trackpad in space black.
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And they cost 20 bucks more than the regular silver versions
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which I love.
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I love it when Apple charges more for the same thing
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in a different color and it's always for the black.
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Remember the one they had the black MacBooks
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and they cost like $200 more than the white ones.
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- Well, they were black.
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makes perfect sense. Of course they're of course they are. I do you I have a
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question for you. Yes. Do you listen to any of the shows on Beats 1? No not
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really. All right so I'm a I've always been a big fan of talk radio mm-hmm I
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don't know if you listen to talk radio or not. I used to when I used to have a
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commute. I mean, it's, you know, that's been a long time, though.
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In Canada, I would listen to CBC, which I guess is like NPR down here. But I'd never really gotten
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into Beats 1. And I just started listening today to Lars Jorck's Beats 1 show. And it's, it kind
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of mixes talk radio with he was interviewing Jack White about his new album which is weird as hell
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so I was listening to that and it made me think of talk radio and you know that that's the kind
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of show that I think I might enjoy on on beats one so I just kind of headed on in the background when
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I was when I was sitting there working. When it when the jackhammer stopped. No, construction
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outside my house. The jackhammer start like seven o'clock in the morning and jolt your
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right out of bed. Anyway, I just thought that was I haven't I haven't gotten into any show
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on beats one. But I listened to that one today and thought it was really good. How does that
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Is that live? This is how little I know about it. When you tune into it, do you get to decide
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when to start it or is it like whatever they're talking about right now is what you listen to?
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JL Collins So there's all kinds of different shows on Beats 1.
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They're about an hour long each. So if you go in and just press the Beats 1 button, it'll play
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whatever's live right now. But you can go back and listen to shows on demand. So that's what I
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did. I went to Lars' show and listened to the Jack White interview that was done, I don't know,
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a few weeks ago. So yeah, you can listen to them on demand. Yeah. So you can go back and listen to
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So anyway, before we wrap, I don't know that we tied a bow
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on this MacBook keyboard issue.
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- Sorry, I interrupted.
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That's all right.
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Talk radio. - I'm always interrupting.
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I don't know. I really—and I don't think it's the sort of thing that Apple is going
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to talk about. It's not like Phil Schiller is going to get up there on stage at WWDC
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and say, "Pieces of dust. We're getting stuck in a keyboard and we fixed it." They
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If they do make improvements to the keyboard, they can say—they'll say it's better
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and more reliable than ever or something like that. But somebody on Twitter asked me today,
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Let's say Apple does fix this. Let's say they come out with a new MacBooks and MacBook
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Pros at WWDC. And however they fix it, they've got keyboards now that don't get stuck.
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How do they get word out about that if they're not going to—because if they don't talk
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about it, how does word get out about it?
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Well, I think that if they did do that, they would not mention it in the keynote, but maybe
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in the briefings that we have afterwards, they might say, hey, John, just so you know,
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we put rubber barrier around there, so now the keyboards won't get stuck, but they still
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work the same.
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And then you can put that in your notes and that's how they'll get the word out.
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But otherwise, I mean, if you think between the keyboard for the MacBook and the keyboard
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for the MacBook Pro, they never said anything.
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But we noticed that the travel distance was a lot longer.
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So we knew that they made some adjustments.
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And when I questioned them on it, they did tell me and gave me some specs on that that
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I wrote about, about how much they increase the travel distance and all that kind of stuff.
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So that's how they got the word out about that.
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But I don't think that they'll mention it.
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Yeah, I don't think so either.
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But I really feel like they've got it.
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I don't know, I feel lucky that I've got this, I got my MacBook Pro that I'm still
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very happy with right before this changeover because that would drive me nuts if I had
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that problem. And I said before a couple episodes ago, I was talking about this with somebody
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else. To my memory, on every MacBook, going back to PowerBooks, whatever iBook I had for
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a couple of years, every Apple laptop I've ever had, I don't think I've ever once had
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a problem with keys getting stuck. And I guess it's not fair to look at it historically
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because the older ones from 10, 15 years ago were so much thicker and had so much more
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travel that it's really like comparing apples and oranges. But even on the recent—
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But wouldn't you think those ones would get more things stuck in them?
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I guess, but somehow it never was a problem for me. I've never had—it would drive
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me crazy if I did felt like, you know, every couple days, my end key gets stuck. And I
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don't know if it has if I don't know if there's any correlation, like are certain keys more
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likely to be stuck than others because of the location on the keyboard or how often
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you type them? I don't know. But I saw some and somebody else had the problem. And it
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seems fairly common to with the these Mac books where they type, let's just say the
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letter B and like one out of 10 times when they try to type one letter B they get two B's
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in their text. That would drive me crazy. That would just see that doesn't happen to me. I mean,
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I'm on the thing all day long. I'm outside with it. I'm inside. You know,
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things fall out of my beard on it. None of this stuff happens. I tried a different keyboard
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Recently I have a real problem here Jim. I bought this
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Microsoft folding keyboard. It's a portable keyboard Bluetooth and it folds up into it's the tiniest little package
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It folds in half like in between like the T and Y and the G and H and the B and N keys
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And so there's a little gap between the two sides
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It's really nice and Microsoft makes good keyboard. They've always made good keyboards and mice, right?
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They've bizarrely, you know for as much as I gripe about their software design
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Their peripherals have always been very good and as good key travels feels, you know, like a laptop keyboard
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But I can't use it because the way that it's split on the two sides here I'll send you a
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Send you a picture here. You can take a look
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The way it's split the Y is on the right side and I didn't even realize this
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I've never been a fan of split keyboards, but I've never really tried using one
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But it turns out that I've got 30 years of habit using my left index finger to type the letter Y
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Which I guess is it and now that I look at the keyboard
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I have no idea how I developed this habit because Y is clearly closer to my right index finger than to my left
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but I type with my left and
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And there is 0% chance,
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like I tried using this keyboard to do like email
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for like an hour.
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And every single time that I tried to type a Y
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and I wasn't actively thinking about this keyboard,
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I'd use my left finger, it would go up next to the T
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and there's no Y there.
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And every single time it drove me nuts.
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And it just made me think that it's sort of like,
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this must be what it's like for these people
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with the MacBook keyboard,
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where some of their keys are unreliable.
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It's incredibly distracting.
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Like if you're used to being able to just not give
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any thought at all to your keyboard
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and just concentrate on what you're writing,
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it is incredibly distracting.
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- That's a pretty big gap.
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- It is a pretty big gap.
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And the other thing too, see, and if you look at that,
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I'll put this link,
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I promise to put it in the show notes, folks,
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But if you look, what they did to not have jagged sides between them is they made like
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the T key double width and the N key is double width just so that it makes a nice border.
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What I wish that they would do if I were designing a split keyboard is I would put two Y's on
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the keyboard, one on each side and I would do the same thing with the B.
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Jay Famiglietti But only you would need that.
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Well, I think there's probably other I'll bet there's a lot of people out there who have weird typing habits of that
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Well, I'm sure but in order to incorporate all those weird typing habits the keyboard would would look
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Like Homer Simpson's car or something. No, I'm just want to why keys and to be keys and I think that these double width
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T and N and keys look goofy anyway
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They do look goofy, but I why is the space so big do they need that to really fold it?
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Yeah, I don't see how you could and it does it folds up really nicely
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I mean it's it this if I could use it
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it was a long time reader of the site recommended it to me and what he does a lot of the time is
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He'll just take like his his
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iPhone and a little stand little portable stand that that folds up and this keyboard and go to a coffee shop and just sort of
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of go through email with just using his iPhone
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and his keyboard.
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And it really folds up into just a tiniest little package
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with a phone.
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It's really small.
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- Well, this one's only $100, so you're getting cheaper.
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(both laughing)
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Do they have pictures of it folded?
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- I saw them somewhere.
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Oh yeah, scroll down, scroll down a little bit.
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- Oh yeah, there it is, okay.
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it folds up really, really small. I have a problem, Jim.
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You know, I'm going to do an intervention for you.
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I don't know why it reminded me of this, but thinking about how I developed my
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bad, mostly bad touch typing abilities. I can't believe that I've touched type Y with the wrong
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finger and it's really driving me crazy I learned to type all seventh grade we
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had to take a typing course in seventh grade and it was using manual typewriters
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like not a you know no electronics at all just like the old click clack manual
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typewriters which in hindsight is crazy and they were special it's typed
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instructional typewriters that didn't have printed keycaps so all those keys
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were blank because that you know it was that way you couldn't cheat by like
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looking down you were supposed to learn to memorize it and I did terribly in
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this course I mean like and most of my friends did too and I was really in
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seventh when I was in seventh grade I was still rather scrawny I was real
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short and always in very skinny I didn't have the strength in my pinky
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fingers to type to get the keys to go down far enough to actually print a letter. So
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like every time I tried to type like an A or a Q or a Z, it would just look like a space,
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you know, because it would like go down far enough that the typewriter would move one
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character ahead, but I couldn't, I couldn't strike the key hard enough to actually make
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the A appear. Yeah. I can't help but feel that that was actually that, that having,
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know, learn to type like that, like was worse for my typing habits, because typing on a
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modern keyboard is nothing at all like typing on a manual keyboard.
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You know what, I'm sitting here, I'm sorry to interrupt. I'm sitting here typing different
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words on my keyboard. And half the time, I'm using my left hand to type the why. Yeah.
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And half the time I'm using. So if I type the word many, I'm just sitting there trying
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to think of words with a Y. If I type many, I use my left hand to hit the Y key.
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I think I do that too.
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But if I type timely, I use the weary. Now weary, I'm just, I'm weary I use my right
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Jim, this is how I spent my weekend.
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Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot, Jon. So this is why you wanted me on the show. So now I'm
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going to be tortured for the rest of the week.
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And once you start
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Figuring out words with Y.
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- Once you start thinking about your typing,
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it'll drive you nuts.
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Here's the word that I type.
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I know for a fact I type it with my left finger
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to type the Y, like the word you, Y-O-U.
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Because otherwise you have to type the whole thing
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with your right hand and it feels very inefficient.
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- So try and type many, the word many.
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- Yeah, no, I use my right hand for that one, yeah.
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- Oh, I use my left hand, see?
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So you can't have this keyboard the way that you want it,
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because then I'd be typing like three Y's in one word.
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- Oh, that's crazy.
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- Oh, great, now this is gonna drive me nuts.
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I'm gonna be thinking every word with a Y
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so that I can see if I type with my left or my right.
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I didn't know that I did that.
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- Yeah, clearly what you need to do,
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the only way that this could possibly be done properly
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would be to set up a camera to videotape you
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and wait until you haven't, you know, do some, you know, write some posts or to go through some
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email and wait until you realize, hey, I haven't thought about my typing for the last 10 minutes
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and then go back and watch the videotape and see, see what you actually do. Because when you're
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thinking about it, you're never going to do it the way you would when you're not thinking about it.
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Right. No, you're right. I'm going to keep thinking of words.
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is. Now I'm going to have a problem too.
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We've got to move on. Next thing you know we'll be talking baseball. Here's one that
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also came up on Twitter today, but I've been thinking about it on and off for weeks now.
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Where the hell is AirPower? Apple announced it at the iPhone event in early September
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last year. And they said it wouldn't—I believe they said it won't be till next year. Not
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like later, but specifically even in September, they said next year. And now on Twitter, some
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people have found some small print in their ads, like the little tiny small print at the
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bottom where they even use the phrase "early 2018." But everybody knows in marketing
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terms that means until June 30th exactly and you could still say well it was the first half of the
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year um but it this and it's this you know like uh they've had late products before right like
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the air pods didn't really ship in volume until very close to christmas last year yeah right
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Those are very late. Yeah.
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And, you know, I obviously, you know, in the same way that in 2016,
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when they first shipped iPhones that no longer had the analog headphone jack,
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you know, they they do ship lightning headphones with them. But clearly the message was we think
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AirPods and you know, the W1 chip and wireless is the future of headphones, and they were meant
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to ship together and they didn't. But it wasn't that late, right? I mean, it was, you know,
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in a perfect world, I'm sure they would have been shipping in volume when the iPhone 7 came out.
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Two months late, though, understandable. And, you know, two or three months late for a product
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that's as well received as AirPods are, in hindsight, doesn't really seem like that big
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of a deal. Whereas AirPower is now like something like two, it's like 220 days ago, like it's
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already more than half a year since it was announced. And the same way that the AirPods
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went hand-in-hand marketing-wise with dropping the headphone jack, I think that AirPower
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goes hand-in-hand with this year's iPhones being the first ones that charge wirelessly.
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And you can do it. I have a couple of them. I really enjoy it with these Qi chargers from
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Mophie and hundreds of companies. You can't shake a stick in a cell phone store and not hit
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some of these wireless chargers. But clearly Apple has something better in mind so that people who
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are all in on the Apple lifestyle can have this one pad that charges both their phone and their
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watch. And the AirPods. Yeah, and the AirPods, right, with the case that still isn't out
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yet either. And that's the other—that is a curious thing too because the AirPods
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charging with this was going to require a new case. It looks pretty much the same, but
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there's—it's like the charging indicators on the outside, I think, right? Instead of
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having to open the lid to see the charging indicator. And when they announced that, I
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asked if they would be selling that case separately so that people who already own AirPods with
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the old case, can you get the new case for obviously less than the price of an entire
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$159 pair of AirPods that you don't need because your two AirPods still work perfectly?
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And the answer was, alas, that they didn't know yet. They're aware of it. They're
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thinking about it, but they had nothing to say at the time. But I suspect the answer
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would be yes.
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Dave: I would hope.
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Tom Bilyeu: But they're still not selling. If you go into the Apple store today and buy
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AirPods, you still get the old case. It seems a little weird to me. Even if AirPower isn't
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yet, they would have switched over to the new case that was AirPower ready beforehand.
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Tom Bilyeu (01h00m 10s): Yeah, but then you'd be able to use them with
00:41:32
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the other Qi chargers, and they probably don't want that right now.
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Jay Haynes (01h00m 16s): Yeah, I don't know if you will, though. I don't think you will. Apple
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Watch doesn't charge with the Qi charger. AirPower is Qi plus Apple secret sauce.
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Tom Bilyeu (01h00m 28s): As is everything.
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- Right, it's T plus.
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- I think that they'll wanna release
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all of this stuff at once.
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I mean, it's different that they had
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the wireless charging for the phones.
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But I think that they kinda needed that.
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- I heard last year from somebody,
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like a little birdie at Apple who knew about it,
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that it was known to be a troubled project even,
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I guess that what I heard wasn't before the event,
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it was after, but with the delay,
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somebody said, yeah, that's been a real problem.
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Like it was obviously meant to ship in September
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and it's not even close.
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Like it's not only did they fail to ship
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alongside the iPhones, they're 200 and some days later.
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- Will you get an AirPower?
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- I don't know, I guess.
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'Cause I have an Apple Watch and I wear it.
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I don't wear it every day, but I wear it enough.
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And it certainly seems like it would be great
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for just keeping in my backpack as my travel charger.
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And then it's just one thing to plug in
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and I could charge both my Apple Watch and iPhone
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while traveling and AirPods.
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Being able to charge all three
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while traveling would be great.
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I don't really have a huge need for the all-in-one now.
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- Well, don't forget that AirPower is gonna be
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a quicker charge than the ones
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that are on the market right now, too.
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- Yeah, I don't know about that, though.
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I thought it was like the 7.5-watt ones,
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and that it was quicker than, I could be wrong.
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I thought that the story was that in September,
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when the iPhones first shipped,
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iOS was limiting them to like drawing five watts of power.
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- Five, yeah.
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- But that a software update, it was like 11.1 or something
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enabled the 7.5 watt charging.
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- Oh, okay, maybe you're right.
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- And I don't think AirPower will do much more than that,
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if anything.
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I don't have a problem with the speed of the ones now though.
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I mean, it's--
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I do. Well, I mean, I guess I wish it was as fast as lightning. But I, you know, for
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me, it's an overnight thing. So I never really noticed.
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Well, I suppose but a lot of times I use my, I have one of the big chargers. So you know,
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I plug it in, and it's just zooming right up there with with the charge. But a lot of
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that is, you know, using your phone all day, and you know, for some reason, you're using
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more than normal and it goes down, you have to run to a meeting and you hit 30%. I want
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to be able to plug it in like 30 minutes before I have to go and be done with it. Have it
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charged up. So I use one of those big chargers and that's what it does.
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It's just very curious to me that this thing hasn't shipped yet. I really, you know, just
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seems very unusual.
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And it just doesn't seem, and again, I hate,
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I know the engineers, every engineer I've ever worked with
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hates when somebody says, you know,
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like any programmer or engineer,
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and you give them a feature request and say,
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this should be easy, right?
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Nobody wants to be told what's easy and what's difficult.
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And I'm sure, and with anything charging related,
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there's so many safety things, right?
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Like, you know, all of these things, you know,
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you don't, you know, they've gotta be 100% reliable.
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They cannot catch fire or get too hot.
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And there's all sorts, you know, I'm sure it's not easy.
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But in the grand scheme of Apple products,
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it seems like it's not the most difficult product to make.
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- Well, and they give those engineers at Apple
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these types of problems all the time.
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Now, with the current chargers that are the Qi chargers,
00:45:58
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you basically have to put your phone right in the middle
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order to make it work properly. I mean, we've all been through that that thing where, you
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know, where if it's not placed properly, then, you know, you have a problem. What do
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you think they're doing with airpower? Because it's, you know, more oval shaped. Yeah. And
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they have this bigger, bigger, but, but they show three products on airpower at once. It's
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seemingly as you know, and I did get to look at it in the hands on area. Back in September,
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just clearly has a bigger sweet spot. You know, there's a
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bigger surface area. And I don't know why the third party chi
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ones tend to have such a small surface area.
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I don't know.
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Is air power giving 7.5 to each device? Or is it 7.5 split?
00:46:50
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I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. Right?
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Does the charging speed get affected if you have multiple
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devices on at once? I would guess no. I would think no, but I don't know.
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I mean, what's the max charge power?
00:47:08
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I did terribly in my electrical engineering course in freshman year. Really, really bad.
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I had to switch majors through.
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So I don't know. You might be asking the wrong person. I don't know. I just find
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it very, very curious.
00:47:23
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Yeah, I don't—
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I think part of it too is that Apple has started shipping more products late and/or pre-announced
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than they used to traditionally. And I feel like we've sort of gotten a little numb to it.
00:47:43
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It's no longer as surprising as when they first started doing that. And so like, you know,
00:47:52
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of course AirPods are a couple months late, right? That wasn't shocking, right? And they,
00:47:56
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you know, they kind of set the stage for that at the time. Because if you recall, they did give us
00:48:02
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review units of AirPods in September, but they were very, very adamant that they were prototypes.
00:48:11
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And when the production one started shipping, they wanted those prototypes back that day,
00:48:17
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like three months later, they were like, "Here's a FedEx thing. We expect this tomorrow."
00:48:24
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And I do remember, too, I remember, I think it was even overnight. And they never take, you know,
00:48:30
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they, you know, the, the, it was demanding. When you, when you send back review products from
00:48:38
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Apple, they are very chill. They're very laid back about them. And they do supply you with,
00:48:44
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like FedEx labels so that you know it's all postage paid but it's not typically next day
00:48:50
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because they don't care they don't care if it takes a week right they you know just send back
00:48:54
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this you know ipad eventually and you send it back and you know takes a week to get there whatever
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but they they wanted those airpods prototypes and even though I couldn't see one damn thing that was
00:49:06
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different between them me neither and you know those prototypes uh worked so well for me yeah
00:49:13
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I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know what and
00:49:16
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But so do the new ones. Yeah, or you know the shipping version the shipping versions works
00:49:22
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well, too. That's one of my favorite apple products. I have them in my pocket all the time. Yeah
00:49:28
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Oh same here without question. I'm always shocked when they're not in my pocket
00:49:32
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I'm like, oh my god. Yeah, well
00:49:35
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Where are they?
00:49:38
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Right, I used to put a little sticker on mine to tell them apart from amy
00:49:42
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so we'd never get them confused. And then the sticker would sometimes fall off over time,
00:49:46
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because I didn't want to put a super sticky, sticky sticker there. And then I realized there's
00:49:53
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no need for it. 99% of the time, there's no confusion over whose AirPods or whose because
00:49:59
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they're always in my pocket. Yeah. And that's where they're going to stay. I use them pretty
00:50:08
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much every day. I do. And I love them. Yeah, it's a great product. I guess it would be better to have
00:50:17
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it on a charging mat. I guess if air power works, we don't even know what it's going to cost,
00:50:23
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and it's probably going to be surprisingly expensive compared to these Qi chargers.
00:50:28
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Oh, yeah. I guess I would like to put one on my desk, though, now that I think about it. I do have
00:50:35
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I have a little Qi charger on my desk, an Anker one, but it's nice. It's like a
00:50:41
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stand. It almost props the iPhone up and I can use it to see alerts and stuff like that.
00:50:46
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It's nice to just have these things laying about in a way that lightning cables always
00:50:51
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felt like—let's say your phone is at 85%, mostly full. I'm not going to plug it into
00:50:58
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a lightning cable if I'm going to be at my desk for half an hour. I'll just keep
00:51:01
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right pocket but I will use a Qi charger that way. I'll just take it out and just why not just
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let the phone sit on it while I'm working. You know the interesting thing about that
00:51:12
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is and I talked to them about this because before you were supposed to let your battery run all the
00:51:19
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way down. You know weren't supposed to plug plugging it in because that would ruin the battery
00:51:28
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And I asked them if that wasn't a problem anymore. And they just reiterated that you could use the
00:51:37
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charger whenever you wanted.
00:51:39
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Pete: Yeah, I asked about that too. And they were adamant about it. I guess that's a pretty good
00:51:45
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question. I get asked that on Twitter a lot too. Is it a bad idea to, you know, to keep your phone,
00:51:51
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you know, if you have like a key charger at your desk at work and stuff like that, and you have one
00:51:55
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in your car. You get in your car in the morning and drive to work and your phone goes from—it's
00:51:59
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already at 98, now it's back up to 100. You get to work, you put it on your desk at work,
00:52:04
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and it never drops below the 90s or something like that. Is that bad for the phone? And I was
00:52:09
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told definitely no. You just use it whenever you want. If you want to run it down until it's in
00:52:15
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the red and then charge it back up, and if you keep it above 80% all day, the phone manages
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all of that. Like the phone won't let itself, the iPhone is programmed, I guess it's a mix of
00:52:28
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hardware and software, but it's by design, will never do anything that would harm the battery life
00:52:34
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adverse, you know, more than the way that it can't help but degrade over time.
00:52:39
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Well, and you remember those days, though, when they said, Oh, don't don't keep plugging it in,
00:52:46
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and it's at, you know, 90%, let it go down to almost empty and then plug it in.
00:52:52
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That's how we we lived with this stuff for four years. I had a power book and it's not even that long ago
00:52:58
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It was it was probably around
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2006 or so and
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It's funny because I say I would never do it now but
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At the time I was using it as a desktop only device
00:53:21
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It was literally I never unplugged it like I had external hard drives and stuff like that and I
00:53:25
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Had a like an old iBook that I used when I actually wanted to travel with a laptop
00:53:31
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And what wound up happening to that power book is the battery because it never used the battery
00:53:37
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It was at 100% for months at a time and then the battery I got like a warning one day like hey your batteries
00:53:42
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You know the battery's dead and it was like what and it was like the battery wouldn't hold a charge at all
00:53:47
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And you know lo and behold there was like a tech note that hey
00:53:50
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You know, you're supposed to let the battery run down every couple of weeks just just to keep it healthy
00:53:54
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And I I hadn't and then the battery was like wrecked
00:53:58
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Yeah, and it appears that doesn't happen anymore
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I wonder if it still does if you keep a plugged in
00:54:04
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But that was it that was a machine where I could buy a new battery remember when they'd you know, yes
00:54:09
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Boy that it feels it feels like we're we're far into the future
00:54:16
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Now that it seems old-fashioned that you could pop the battery out of your laptop. I know
00:54:22
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but to be honest and
00:54:25
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the battery in today's
00:54:27
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MacBook Pros
00:54:30
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Or MacBooks would last longer than you know a couple of batteries from from back. Oh definitely
00:54:37
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Yeah, that's there's no comparison
00:54:39
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Yeah back in that era. It was tough to get it, you know, even four and a half hours on a flight
00:54:45
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With reasonable, you know, a reasonable screen brightness.
00:54:49
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Well, I remember packing, you know, a backpack to go on a trip or go to an Apple event or
00:54:57
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fly out to Macworld or whatever.
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And you know, have a couple of spare batteries, have, you know, and then the 15-pound computer
00:55:05
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and he had an old backpack full of equipment just to go on a trip.
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you can just go with, you know, a power cord and a MacBook or an iPad.
00:55:18
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Hey, let me hear something while we're talking about batteries. And I wanted I didn't put it in
00:55:23
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the notes, but I wanted to ask you, I've been wearing my Apple Watch more than I had been for
00:55:27
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a while recently, you know, I switch around between different watches. And I just realized
00:55:32
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with the series three Apple Watch, which has much better battery life than before, I run out of
00:55:40
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battery on my, on or get the warning on my Apple watch more than I used to, because I
00:55:47
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can I can go days without charging it. Like I'll go to sleep wearing instead of charging
00:55:52
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it religiously as I go to bed. I'll just wear it in bed. It's a it's a because it's my favorite
00:55:57
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watch to wear while I sleep because I can see it in the dark. It's you know, if I wake
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up in the middle and I want to know what time it is. And but therefore I now that I've broken
00:56:10
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Now that I've broken the habit of every night I have to charge the Apple watch or it won't
00:56:14
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make it through the next day.
00:56:17
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Now I actually end up running out of battery more often because I can go like three days.
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Like I'm pretty sure I'm on my third day right now.
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And I've still got 42% battery life.
00:56:29
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That's pretty good.
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Have you seen it?
00:56:32
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I have one of these chargers.
00:56:36
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You know, it sits down and the middle pops through, you know, the Apple Watch charger
00:56:41
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and the middle pops up.
00:56:42
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And I have that facing on my nightstand.
00:56:47
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So every night the last thing I do is put my Apple Watch on that when I go to bed.
00:56:53
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And when I wake up in the morning, I pull it off.
00:56:54
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And so you still have the daily charging habit?
00:56:57
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I still have that habit.
00:56:58
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And that's all it is right now.
00:57:00
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Now if there's a situation, you know, I have gone away for the weekend and forgotten
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the charger and the Apple watches lasted the entire weekend.
00:57:09
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That's not a big deal.
00:57:10
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What's your battery life at right now on the watch?
00:57:13
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Good question.
00:57:17
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Just flick up.
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I did flick up.
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We're recording here at 2.30 Pacific time.
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It's really kind of remarkable how quickly battery life has gotten better on Apple Watch
00:57:32
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with the device only getting like, it's like one tenth of a millimeter thicker or
00:57:36
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something like that since the original.
00:57:39
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Like, you know, we're sitting here talking about power books from 10 years ago having
00:57:43
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dramatically different battery life, but the Apple Watch, it's just in the course of
00:57:47
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like two and a half years, it was crazy how much better the battery got.
00:57:51
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Well, and to be clear, I use my Apple Watch a lot throughout the day.
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whenever I use navigation.
00:58:00
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And I use navigation even when I don't need
00:58:03
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to use navigation 'cause I test out different apps.
00:58:06
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So I'll use Google and Waze and Apple,
00:58:09
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mostly those three, just to see what they do.
00:58:12
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So my watch, when I use Apple Watch,
00:58:14
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it's doing the haptics to tell me the term
00:58:18
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and stuff like that.
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I talk to it, I ask it, hockey scores and things like that.
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And I have news coming up on it all the time.
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So my watch is being used.
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And still I can go two or three days on a single charge.
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- Do you have cellular?
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- How often do you find yourself using that?
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- Almost never.
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- Yeah, same here.
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I have it, I pay for it.
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I think it's just 10 bucks a month, but who knows?
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Verizon's probably screwing me somehow.
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- Well, they give you like a courtesy charge.
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You know what I mean?
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And they always give it a name like that,
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like a courtesy charge.
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Don't even know what that is.
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- Well, it's just, you know,
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they just have the courtesy to charge you
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an extra dollar a month, just as a F-you.
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- Like I have to have so much more respect for them
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if they would just charge it like a fuck you fee.
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You know what I mean?
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Like I was, I told this story a couple of weeks ago
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about buying movie tickets with my son.
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And I noticed that in the Fandango app,
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like, I don't know, let's just say like $11 a seat.
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And it came to, you know, $22 for two seats plus tax.
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And I believe Fandango called it a courtesy fee.
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I would have so much more respect for them
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if they just said, "Screw you fee,
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because we can fee."
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We know you're gonna pay it anyway, V.
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- And there you go, John.
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- I do wonder about that.
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I have the, I also think about the,
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with the Apple Watch charger, with the AirPower thing,
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before we move on to another topic.
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Sometimes I wear the link bracelet,
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and with the link bracelet, you'd have to kind of like
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take it apart to get it on that charger.
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Like I need the pop-up charger that you're talking about,
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where you can put the watch on its side
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to charge it with the link bracelet.
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- Yep, and it does act as, you know,
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if you put it in, what's that mode called,
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where at night, if you tap it--
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- Alarm clock mode or something?
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- Yeah, alarm clock mode or whatever, yeah.
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And I've used that, especially when I've been on trips,
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because I also wake up and wanna know what time it is,
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So I'll just reach over and just tap the watch and it comes up and shows me the time and
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you know that's it's all good.
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But that that charger stand that Apple sells for the Apple watch best thing I've had for
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the Apple watch.
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Oh I love it too.
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It's wonderful.
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That's why I'm a little iffy on whether I really even need air power or if I do I
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meant like I said maybe I'd only take it as a traveling thing because I like that I
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that Apple charger and I like it and it doesn't really, it doesn't really bother me or inconvenience
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me or clutter up my bedroom to have both that and a Qi charger. Right. And you know, I'll still get
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an AirPower because if I can, maybe once a week I'll charge up my AirPods through, you know,
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lightning. Yeah. But to have that and the phone just walk in
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and put them down and they're charging. Yeah, I'll get that.
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I guess I will to who are we kidding says me the guy who just
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blew $270 on keyboards that he doesn't need
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that he doesn't need. Yeah, I guess I'll buy an airpower. I
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will say this while we're skipping around on all three of
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these products. But I'll say this also with the AirPods. I am still on my original AirPods
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from December of I guess that was 2016. I still I never ever run out of battery life
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on these things. I have never won I only even heard the noise one time there's like a little
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noise it plays when it's like a warning. And I didn't know what it was because I'd had
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them for so long and and or maybe I heard it while I was testing them. You know, like
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as they were new, I like purposefully didn't charge them. I never run out of battery. And
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what happens is, I think, hey, I haven't charged these things. And I don't even remember when
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I last charged it up at that they're like almost out of battery, and then I'll hold
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it up to my phone. And it'll still be like, the cases at 40%. And the buds are fully charged.
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And I think, well, quick plugging in, I guess, you know, every every once a week, maybe I
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I plugged the thing in to a lightning cable for a couple of minutes, but it's it is the it
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It is the best battery life for any product I've ever had in my life
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here's a little story for you I went to
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Was about a four four and a half hour flight
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couple months ago and I got to the airport and I had my iPad and I downloaded a whole bunch of shows from
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Netflix to watch and
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I got there early and
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started watching
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Netflix I have my air pods and started watching Netflix at the gate and
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Get on the plane and I heard that sound that they make when they're running out of battery, you know a few hours in and
01:03:45
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Sure enough they were they were both dead I plugged them I dropped them in the case
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15 minutes later they were fully charged
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It's amazing back out and and kept watching the show. So I had a 15-minute break of watching shows and
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That fully charged my air pods. Yeah, that is it's absolutely stunning
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But they still lasted like four hours. Yeah for anything that I'm concerned about losing keys
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You know obviously air pods add to the mix
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I tend to I have terrible memory for stuff like that like so I
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I can't just put my sunglasses anywhere
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and then expect to remember where they are.
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So I just, the way I've managed it my whole life
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is I'll just have certain rules.
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You only ever put your sunglasses X, Y, and Z.
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There's a spot where they live.
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They're either in that spot in my office, actually,
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where they live, they're in a coat pocket,
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or they are in the car, and that's it.
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Or they're on my face, right?
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And I do the same thing with my keys.
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And if my keys aren't at the spot where I keep my keys,
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I'm screwed, 'cause if they're not in my pocket
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or on the spot where I keep my keys,
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I might, you know, every time it happens,
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I fear that I'm going to have to change the locks
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in the house, you know, because--
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- God, that was good.
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But with AirPower, not AirPower, with the AirPods, my rule is on my desk, that's the place where
01:05:32
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I typically charge them, on the kitchen counter, whether it's a lightning cable, or in my pocket,
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and that's it.
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And with the buds themselves, my rule is, other than when I go jogging, when I would
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just take the buds. If I'm using my AirPods, I have the case in my pocket. And if I take
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them out of my ear and I need to put them anywhere, if I'm not just going to hold them,
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you know, like while I'm paying or talking to somebody or something, if I'm not my hand,
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then I put them back in the case. Right? Like I'll never just throw the pods, the buds loose
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in my pocket. But by having that habit, it's like they, they, they even like on an airplane
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flight or something like that they they take, you know, they get enough of a charge that
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they never drop.
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If my my air pods are always in my case, and they're always in my pocket, the only other
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place they are is charging. So there is no other place that there'll be pocket or charging.
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when they're charging, I notice that they're not in my pocket. Because I guess I just got
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used to feeling them there. So then I take it back.
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Trenton Larkin I don't like flying with them because they're
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not noise canceling. So I have like a pair of Bose noise canceling wireless headphones that I bought
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like six months ago, which I really like. But I have flown with them because I've either
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forgotten my other headphones or I flew with them before I bought these Bose QuietComfort,
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whatever the hell they're called. But when I get up to pee on an airplane if I'm wearing
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my AirPods, I take them out because the idea of dropping one in that filthy airplane bathroom,
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let alone if it actually went into the toilet. But if my AirPod fell out of my ear—and
01:07:36
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And they never fall out of my ear.
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They don't fall out of my ear.
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It's not a problem.
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But the idea that the one time they might fall out
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and they would touch any surface in the airplane bathroom,
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I would have to throw them out.
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But just the nature of just putting them in the case
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for the 90 seconds it takes to get up
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and go to the restroom in the airline
01:08:02
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means that you'd land on a cross-country flight
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and they're still charged, you know?
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- Yeah, exactly.
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- Yeah, it's a great product.
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- And then you get off the plane, you know,
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you still have them in and you're still listening to music
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and you know, it's wonderful.
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I just love them.
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It's my favorite product right now.
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- All right, let me take a break here
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and I think it is a fantastic idea
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Not that there's anything wrong with advertising a podcast.
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I actually think that that was a great sponsorship too,
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because you know who listens to podcasts?
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All right, let's talk music.
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You spend countless days, maybe weeks,
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for let's say you're working on a video project,
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maybe a promotional thing for an app
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or a service that you're working on,
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and you spend weeks searching through stock music libraries
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because you know that the right song
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could make or break your video, right?
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You have cool video, but you have cool music on it
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with the right vibe, then it works,
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and if you have terrible music on it,
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it could wreck the whole thing.
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Well, haven't you noticed that in most libraries
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of stock music, they sound like stock music?
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I think this is true.
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I notice it every time I watch a YouTube video
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and I can tell when they're using stock music.
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It's exactly, bad stock music is like bad stock photography.
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It just has a look to it.
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You just know you're looking at a stock photo
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So the cool part, and this ties into the opening of the show, is Alex Weinstein happens to
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along with Adam, Lisa Gore of the Pickin' Boogers with John theme song.
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Very different style. That's a little bit over the top, obviously. But I really enjoy
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that the callback to like what, like a five or six year old gag on the show. Now here
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he is sponsoring the show. Can't recommend his music more. It's so great. I sent you
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a pick. It was, you know, just sounds great. It doesn't, it, it very distinctive and just
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doesn't have that awful stock, you know, I spent 15 seconds in GarageBand sound to it.
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Right. And I'll agree and I listened to it with headphones on and it's got a great feel on the
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headphones. Great sound. Yeah, it's like, you know, it's serious stuff. This is like, you know,
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as high a production as high production can get. See, John, if you want, I'll write a song for you.
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It'd be a bit more metal and I would like that I bet you could do a killer
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You could probably do a killer version of picking boogers with John
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I might have to give that if you do that. We'll stick it in it. We'll stick it on at the end of the show
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Do you see this story last week about this guy with a damaged iMac Pro is a
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youtuber named
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I think it's Lucas Linus Sebastian, a very successful YouTuber, very popular YouTube channel.
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Do you see this story?
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So I think that this is a fair summary of it, that he and his colleagues at his YouTube channel
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got an iMac Pro to do a review of, and they did a teardown of it. They took it apart
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to show the internals, sort of, I guess, like iFixit style.
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And except not as good. Well, and then in the course of putting it back together,
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they damaged the screen. And oh, by the way, also the logic board and something else.
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And when they took it to get repaired now, they, you know, and to be clear, they obviously,
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you know, it's a new device, but they obviously realized that what they had done to it was
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not going to be covered by warranty coverage. So what they wanted is they wanted to give it to
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Apple, have it repaired and pay. Tell us what it'll cost and they will pay to have this fixed.
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And ultimately, Apple turned them down and did not want said, because of the way that
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you guys have opened this up, that we don't want this. You can't even pay us to repair this thing.
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And, you know, so far, to me, that, you know, disappointing, I'd be, you know, it would be nice
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if Apple would fix it, but I kind of think a reasonable person, given, you know, what's going
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on here can see why maybe they wouldn't. But then they made this YouTube video that I think rather
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disingenuously made it seem as though they didn't emphasize the we took this thing apart and wrecked
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the internals aspect of it. And it was more, we had a whoopsie with our iMac Pro and guess what,
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Apple doesn't have any certified technicians who can fix iMac Pros. And it's like, what? You're
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spending $6,000 on a pro computer and Apple doesn't even know how to fix it? And that's the story that
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spread like wildfire, that you could buy a $6,000 computer from Apple and they don't know how to fix
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it if it goes bad. Well, it was interesting because the morning that this, before it all
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blew up, Dave Mark sent me a link to the video and said, "What do you think about this? Should we
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post it?" And I watched it and as soon as he started, I texted Dave back and said,
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"Don't post it. There's something funky going on here. This is not what it seems."
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- Yeah, Renee had a good video about it.
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- Yeah, and we didn't post it,
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but we did post, I think one of the followups
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because as it turns out, there was something more.
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But to be honest, if I was Apple, I wouldn't touch it.
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I wouldn't have touched it at all
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because as soon as you fix it and send it back to them,
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if anything else goes wrong, then it's still under warranty.
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No way am I touching that.
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If you look, I think you had the best line.
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In car terms, Apple is saying his iMac is totaled.
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- And that's exactly right.
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The car is totaled, the insurance company
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doesn't wanna have anything to do with it,
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nobody's gonna fix it for you, it's done.
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Because nobody wants to take that responsibility.
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- Yeah, and somebody said--
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- With the electrical problems that it was having,
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you could really understand, you know,
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And Apple's certified techs are professional,
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and I'm sure they know how to ground themselves
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and do everything right when working with these things.
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But if it's already damaged,
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I could see why they don't wanna risk
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having somebody go in there
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and possibly get electrocuted or something.
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I don't know.
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I feel like the only thing Apple's done wrong here
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is not communicate clearly to the guy,
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like, hey, we're sorry, but it's totaled.
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You know, like, 'cause if your car is totaled,
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If you're in a car accident and you're like, you don't know if it's going to be repairable
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or not, you know, and the mechanic will just tell you, you know, this is totaled, right?
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I guess you have to work it out with your insurance company.
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But they'll just say, you know, well, we're not going to, you know, we'll just give you
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the money because this isn't worth it to fix it.
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Yeah, but let's be honest.
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We don't know what Apple communicated to him.
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No, we, I don't, and I don't take, I don't believe, I don't believe his word on what
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they said to him.
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I know he quotes from some emails where people are, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the
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people are confused, but it doesn't seem like they're informed about it.
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Dr. Jon Olin Apple could have very easily
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sent him a thing and he's just trying to put pressure on them. And you know, obviously people
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picked it up. But Apple could have sent him a note and said, Look, there's no way that we're going to
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touch this because you're a moron and you wreck the computer and we're not going to be responsible
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for it. Right? Like, I'm sure they know how much a display costs. Like if you if they're
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The only problem is that the display was cracked.
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I'm sure Apple can just quote you the,
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it'll cost, I don't know, probably eight, $900
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to get a new display or whatever it costs.
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But they also have to test everything else
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to see if there are any other problems.
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So they can't just, as you drop it off at the Genius Bar,
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they can't guarantee, I don't think,
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at least that's my experience.
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like my son dropped his MacBook Pro around,
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I think it was over the holidays, like back in Christmas.
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And he's usually very careful with his devices
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and he has a years-long track record
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of keeping everything really, really,
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really good with his devices.
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Accidents happen, so he wasn't in any trouble.
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But when we took it to get,
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but it was cracked in a way that it was unusable.
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So, we took it and I kind of suspected the whole top would have to be replaced because
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he kind of like the aluminum around the display was dented too.
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But we had to drop it off and let them have it for a couple of days before they would
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tell us how much it costs because it's not just that part.
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They had to test the logic board, et cetera.
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It turned out all we needed was the new top piece, just the whole thing with the display
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and the aluminum and the Apple logo in the back. But you don't know that in advance.
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And if all this other stuff, if you've taken apart the whole thing, how much work would
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they have to do before they could even tell this guy how much it would cost to fix his
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Tom Bilyeu (01h00m 0s): Well, and he would bring it in in pieces. No,
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I wouldn't do it. I'm sorry. I wouldn't do it.
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This year, did you ever watch the jackass movies?
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Yeah, I have a real
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Shame to admit it about how much I how minute how much I love the jackass movies and how many times I've watched them all
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but there's the gag I think it's in the first jackass movie where Johnny Knoxville goes into a
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rental car place and rents a car and
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Declines their insurance and then he literally drives it in a demolition derby
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And then drives it back to the lot.
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It's just absolutely hilarious.
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That's, to me, what this iMac story,
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it's like you said, it's almost like he brings the iMac
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in like a sack full of pieces to eat.
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- And it's like, here, fix this.
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No. Would you would you have fixed it? Do you think Apple should have fixed it?
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I don't know. I guess I'd have to, you know, I don't know enough about about how to, you know,
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what's going on inside and I'm at pro to know how much work it would be to evaluate, you know,
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how much there is, I can, but I'd have to so I but I can imagine given that they took the whole
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thing apart, and that they have so many problems that they already know about, I could imagine
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that it's in a state where I would reasonably say, "No, I decline to fix this. I think you're going
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to have to just buy a new machine." Think about what would happen if they did fix it
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and there was something else that was wrong in there that they didn't pick up, and then you have
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to go back and fix that. And how long do these repairs go on through no fault of Apple or the
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Apple certified technicians or whoever fixes it.
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You know, that could be going on for years.
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Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Just a weird story.
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Yeah, no, you're, you're done. Get out, get out, get out,
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get the hell out of here.
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I wouldn't even have to say a word to him. I just look at him. He didn't know to
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get out. You should, you should take that bag of parts with you. Yeah. You should,
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You should get a job doing part-time Genius Bar work. Your customer service would be outstanding.
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It'd be outstanding. I'll tell you, I offered Daniel Jalka, if he wanted, I'd do support emails
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for him. I said, "You'll have nobody emailing you within a month." Guaranteed.
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Daniel Jalka, Red Sweater software fan.
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Yes. Yes, I offered him that. He declined. But you wouldn't have to worry about it. I have a way
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I guess the only other thing I really wanted to talk about was this chat. Google announced
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a new thing. I don't know how long this was in the works at first I heard of it. Yeah,
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call it RC RCS, but they're just calling it chat. And they're proposing it as a successor
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to SMS. I'm encrypted though. That's the to me, that's the deal breaker. I in today's
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day and you know talk about the way that the world ways the world has changed in 10 years you know
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it's often and I know it's I think bill gates said it that somebody else did but it's
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you know it's repeated often enough that who even knows who came up with it first but that in
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technology we constantly overestimate how much we can get done in a year and constantly underestimate
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how much change will happen in 10 years right yeah and that is so it's always been true like
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you know, it was any of our computing landscape all that different one year ago from today?
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Not really, you know, but 10 years ago, man, and it's like, you know, 10 years ago, you know,
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and longer, you know, everything just went out over the, you know, internet in plain text. I
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mean, it's, you know, it just was what it was. We just, you know, as a whole, we were short sighted
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And, you know, and I think it's natural. I think if there's alien civilizations out there,
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it's probably true that when they get around to making their version of the internet,
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that it starts out unencrypted at first and then gets encrypted because, you know,
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doing encryption is harder than not doing encryption. And so you do the easy thing first,
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but then you run into problems. You know, everything from crime to protecting yourself
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from government snooping to just any privacy. Not just security, but privacy.
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Security. Yeah, everything. Right. I just can't. So like, I understand, I can imagine why SMS,
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the original SMS is not encrypted. But in 2018, for the successor to it, to not be end to end
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encrypted, to me, it's like a deal breaker. It's like, why would you support something new
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and encourage people to you, hey, here's this great new thing with with a really serious
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Problem insofar is that it's not encrypted at all. It's just as you know
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any so anybody at the phone company or whatever, you know, you're just
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Why do you think they're doing this why why would you recommend an absolutely unencrypted?
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So why isn't it encrypted is the quiet like why is Google pushing this thing put the encryption issue aside, right?
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Why is Google pushing this new technology? The exclusive story they gave went to Deeter Bone at
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The Verge. It's a good story. I will put it in the show notes. But the gist of it, it was largely
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framed in comparison to iMessage, right? And I don't know how much of that was Deeter framing
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it that way and how much of it was that's the story he was told by Google as they, you know,
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gave him the briefing and this exclusive first take on it. But it certainly makes sense that
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it's on Google's mind, right? That they and they've been trying to it's almost comical,
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how many times to Google has come out with some kind of chat like product, right? And yeah,
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hasn't taken. And they even, you know, it's almost, you know, it's, it's almost embarrassing
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how many times they've done it, including like, I guess it was two years ago, and they came out with
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this aloe, which was even even I remember watching the keynote that our IO conference where it was
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like, okay, we've tried a lot of things with chat before, but now we've got it. Right?
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Apparently not.
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But I get why iMessage is a problem for Android because iMessage has things that SMS doesn't
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have and it's nice to have them and when people see it they think, "Well, I wish I had something
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It does group chats better than SMS.
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It has the read receipts and the delivered receipts, the little dot, dot, dot typing
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indicator, which is, it sounds like a little thing, but that's, it's, it's, I've been thinking
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about it ever since the story came out and noticing when I'm chatting with people, including you today,
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setting up, you know, when to record the show. It's such a nice thing to have that dot, dot,
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dot, right? And it's like, I know, you know, Jim's answering me, what time is good to record,
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you know? And I know, hey, I'll just wait. I'm not, I won't put the phone away. I'll wait because,
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you know, he's typing something. So I guess this RCS protocol has all of these things.
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So I get why they're pushing it on those things. But why isn't it encrypted? I don't know. I
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wonder because this is the part of it. I wouldn't bet on this thing ever taking off, frankly,
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because it and they've signed up, they've announced it, Google's announced it, and they have
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a slide with, you know, 100 different carriers from around the world who've sworn that they're
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going to adopt this. But getting someone at Verizon and AT&T and T-Mobile and all these
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other carriers around the country to say, "Yes, we will support this. Here, you can
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use our logo when you announce it." It's very different than actually getting them
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to support it, right? It's easy to say, "Sure, I'll do it." And it's a lot of work
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to actually implement it. But because-
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But nobody with an iPhone will use it.
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Well, that's it. We can hold shelve that because then we, you know, we'll come back to it.
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Let's say this does happen and carriers do support it. Would Apple support it in iOS?
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Let's hold that for now. I wonder if technically, and I've been looking for it and I haven't
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seen anybody answer it. If it's like impossible for something that's carrier based like this
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to be end-to-end encrypted? Maybe there's a technical reason that—because it crosses
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carrier boundaries. Do you need to have a central authority to—like when you use iMessage,
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it all goes through Apple's servers and Apple manages the keys that you use. I don't know,
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maybe there's a technical reason that it couldn't be end to end encrypted. But the other thing is,
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it doesn't seem to be encrypted at all. Like, that's what I kind of don't understand. I don't
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understand why even if it's not end to end encrypted, why isn't it at least encrypted
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in some way? I mean, end to end encrypted. I'm not an expert on this encryption stuff,
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but basically end to end encrypted means that when I text send an iMessage to you,
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you, as it leaves my phone, it is encrypted with my public key and your private key. And
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it leaves my phone and until it gets to your phone, it's not decrypted. And so there's
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literally, and there is no mathematical way. There's no, well, I suppose there's a mathematical
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way where you could take a trillion years to try every combination to decrypt it. But
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there's no point where Apple has the unencrypted text of the message. That's the way you
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want it, right? So if the FBI comes to Apple and wants to know what Jim Dower and Grouper
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we're talking about on April 25th. Apple has, I guess, can tell them that we did text each other,
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but they can't. There's no way, there is no version of the text that they can show them.
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That's a good design. It would be even know that I don't know. I think so. I think that they have
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to have the metadata on. I don't know how long they keep it, but I think that they do know because
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it does go through Apple's servers. Hmm. But I thought all of that even going that was anonymous.
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I don't think so. How could it be? They have to…
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Because couldn't they say, well, did, you know, in some criminal case, did he…
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I suppose you'd still need it, but I don't know. I didn't even think that they would be
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able to tell that. But a different design for a chat, and this would be a bad design,
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but a different design would be a design where my phone, the message leaves my phone
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encrypted, it goes to Apple server and gets decrypted. And then they re encrypt it and
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send it to you. And that there's, you know, that that still would be better than nothing.
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I don't know, maybe it maybe that's actually not better than nothing, though. I've been
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thinking about it maybe actually, like, you know, encryption is not end to end is worse
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than not having encryption, because it creates the false sense that you have something protecting
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you and you shouldn't. Yeah. I, I just can't see how they come back. A technology that
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isn't end to end encrypted. Yeah. Not these days. Yeah. I don't know. I, you know, but
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you know, trying to play devil's advocate here. So I think it's a nonstarter. If I were
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at Apple, I would not want to touch this new thing. I mean, we have SMS because it's a
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a legacy thing and we need to support it. But I wouldn't want to get into a new thing
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that's not end-to-end encrypted. But, you know, is that, would that be perceived though
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as being spiteful, like protective of iMessage compared to this new thing?
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Or would it be, again, protecting people's privacy and security?
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Right. By not creating an illusion that, you know, that this new thing is anything but,
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know, insecure. Right? I wouldn't be a bit surprised. Let's just assume that this goes
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through and the carriers adopted I wouldn't be a bit surprised for Apple to come out and
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say we're not going to support it because it's wide open and dangerous or potentially,
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you know, written fraught with problems or I wouldn't be a bit surprised to see them
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say something like that. Yeah.
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Yeah, I don't I don't I wouldn't I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for Apple to support
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this in iOS.
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Not unless they take, you know, tighten it down some.
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And I don't mean it's just it's just wide open.
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And I don't think that they need to be protective of it.
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I think if there was a good encryption story to go along with this new protocol, I think
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I would bet that Apple would support it.
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I don't think Apple needs to be overly protective of iMessage.
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And I don't think it would stop people from using it.
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iMessage, that is.
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It's not like I would switch.
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But it would be nice.
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I wouldn't switch.
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In theory, though, it would be nice that when somebody who has an Android phone texts me,
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it would be nice to get some of the features that iMessage has.
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Yeah, I wouldn't use it. Yeah, I don't expect Apple to do it. Isn't it weird? I
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think iMessage—I've been meaning to write about this, but it's almost too—maybe
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it's a better podcast topic because it's not quite a cohesive idea, but I can't help
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but think this article really rejiggered it in my head. I've come back to it every couple
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months for a while. But I feel like iMessage is pervasive amongst those of us who have
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Apple devices and amongst my friends and family. It's by far and away the number one way
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that we communicate.
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Dave: Absolutely.
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And it's like me and you. That's the only way we communicate other than when we're recording
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a podcast. Like, yeah. And when we're face to face, like an Apple event. Other than that,
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I mean, it's all I message when's the last time you or I emailed each other? I don't
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know if you emailed me. I don't see it.
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Wow. It was. It must be years since we emailed. I mean, even even if we're going to chat on
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the phone, right? We set it up.
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message first. Yeah, we'll usually text each other and say, "Hey, you got a minute?"
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And then you'll call or I'll call or whatever, but it's all based in iMessage.
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But I feel like even though it's everywhere, and I feel like it's really reliable, and I know every
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once in a while messages come out of sync, and I still see it once in a while. Like if I don't use
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use my iPad for over a week and then I turn it on,
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iMessages start coming in funny,
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or I'll get notifications for ones
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that I shouldn't be getting notifications of
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because they're old, but it's like,
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I suspect what's happened is that those notifications
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are queued up, that they've been there waiting
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to make a noise.
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I've been waiting all week to ping you.
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But I feel like all of those things have gotten better
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And it's super reliable, it's super fast.
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It's everything people say Apple can't do.
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It's super reliable, fast online service.
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It handles, I looked this up,
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they haven't announced numbers in a long time.
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Like years ago, they would say like how many,
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many, many years ago, like they would say
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how many iMessages they sent in a day or something.
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But they haven't released any numbers like that in years.
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so it's not worth using the old numbers.
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And the only one I saw that was more recent
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was like in 2016, Eddy Cue said that at its peak,
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the highest peak that they had reached
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was 200,000 iMessages per second.
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Now obviously that's a peak, that's not,
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you can't just multiply by how many seconds
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are in a day to figure out how many iMessages
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they handle a day.
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But the funny thing about that is I was Googling it,
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I got it from a Business Insider article,
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And I was like, "Oh, that's interesting, but it rings a bell."
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And then at the bottom of the article, it said that Q revealed this information on John
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Gruber's The Talk Show.
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I thought that was funny.
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I thought that was funny that I've done some research and discovered something that
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I was told on my own podcast.
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were probably online shopping for keyboards at that point.
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Right. I don't know. I just, I know that Apple can't sell iMessage. It's not like they're,
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you know, number one, they don't need the cash last I heard. But it's, you know, they can't
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effectively spin it off into an independent company. It, you know, it doesn't make any
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sense. It's integrated into the whole iCloud identity and experience. But like when you
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see something like WhatsApp selling for $20 billion, again, it's not like they can sell
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iMessage, but I think it has to be considered like a $20 billion asset to the company. And
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if they did release the number of active users and how many messages a day they sent, I can't
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can't help but suspect that those numbers would be just staggering.
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Well, even at a peak at 200,000 per second.
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Second. What have they said? Didn't they release how many active devices? Are there
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a billion active Apple devices?
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Yeah, I believe it's over a billion now.
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Yeah, I think last year they announced that there's a billion Apple devices in active
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use. But that's really, really, really hard to extrapolate how many iMessage users there
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might be from that.
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Yeah. Yeah, you can.
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I'm going to say, though, that I would guess at least 99% of those people do use iMessage,
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right? I mean, who has an Apple product and doesn't use iMessage at all? I mean, probably
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the most likely would be somebody who uses like a Mac and doesn't have any of the other devices.
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Like I could see if you're just like a, depending on your job, you know, you might, you know,
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use a Mac because you needed a Mac, but that you're not into the whole iCloud thing.
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Whereas like iPhone and iPad users, I just can't see how, who, who doesn't use iMessage.
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But if well, billion devices, I mean, like how many, I mean, Christ, I must have 20 of them
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myself. Like it's not a one-to-one, you know? I mean, I've got, I'm using three of them right now.
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I've got the watch, I've got my phone in my pocket and a MacBook I'm talking to you through.
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My 90-year-old grandmother iMessaged me last night.
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You know, she has an iPad. She uses Message.
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Yeah, you know what's funny? My mom iMessages me now too. And, you know, she's not 90, but,
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you know, not technically adept. My dad, too, my mom and dad both iMessage me. And
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they've been using email since, I don't know, 1997 or something, you know. They're way better
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at iMessage than email, you know. It's—and I think they're more—it's just a more natural
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way to communicate. You know, you want to—here's something funny. My mother and I
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I message all the time.
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That's how we communicate because she's back in Canada.
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So they're actually here right now.
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And we're looking at my father's phone and he doesn't get any texts or any calls or anything
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on his phone.
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Well, he turned on "Do Not Disturb."
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She said, "Did you know you had do not disturb on?"
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And he's, "What, really?
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That's the only thing that he did on his phone.
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Now he plays like solitaire and stuff on his phone
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and Scrabble or something,
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but he turned on do not disturb so he gets nothing.
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It was hilarious just to look at his face like,
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"Oh shit, you found it."
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- Just ballpark though.
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How many active iMessage users do you think there are?
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given that there's a billion devices.
01:44:13
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- Oh my God, I would have to think that it's most.
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- Well, but how many people though?
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I'm gonna just--
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- Oh, a billion devices.
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- I'm gonna say 250 million people.
01:44:28
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- Oh, I think there's probably more than that.
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- Right, 'cause then that would be like
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four devices per person,
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and that's probably more than typical.
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Like, 'cause there's gotta be,
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There have to be tens and tens, if not 100 million people
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who only have one Apple device and it's an iPhone, right?
01:44:49
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- No, I agree with that, yeah, absolutely.
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- People who don't want a Mac and don't want an iPad
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or can't afford both and have no interest in the Apple Watch,
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there have to be, I don't know, 300 million, 400 million?
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It's gotta be a big number.
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Now I know Facebook says they have like two billion users,
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but it's not gonna be a number that big.
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But I think by, I don't know, I just can't help
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but think that iMessage is in that ballpark at least.
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- I would go somewhere between three and 400 million.
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And probably, who knows how many messages a day.
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I don't know, I kind of hope, if anybody at Apple
01:45:35
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listening and you're planning a WWDC keynote. I would love a little segment, like an update on
01:45:40
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iMessage and tell us how many users there are and how many messages you handle a day.
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Tom Bilyeu (01h00m 10s): I would just like to know how many messages
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they handle a day. The users say that's cool, but I want to boggle the mind of how many messages
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are handled a day.
01:45:59
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Yeah, it's got to be crazy. 200,000 a second is nuts. If you think about it, like, I, you
01:46:04
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know, I, it makes the idea of of architecting a system that would handle 200,000 messages
01:46:13
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per second, or be able to do that. And that's like a two year old number, I believe. So
01:46:19
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it's surely reached a much higher peak since then. Maybe 200,000 is the average now. It
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makes me feel as though my understanding of how computers work is at the level of
01:46:31
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two tin cans and a piece of string. Yeah, yeah. I don't disagree. Yeah, and I, but
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nobody really talks about it until, you know, and nobody really talks about how
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the grand success that iMessage is until a purported iMessage killer comes up.
01:46:51
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Like the only time anybody ever messages or mentions it is when-
01:46:56
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You know, iMessages is such an integral part of how we communicate now.
01:47:01
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So we kind of take it for granted.
01:47:04
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Right. It's easy to take for granted.
01:47:06
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Yeah, because it's just there and it always works.
01:47:09
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So, you know, if I need to get a hold of you, the first thing I'm going to do is just, you know, go into messages and, you know, just give you a quick ping.
01:47:19
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quick ping and that's how it works.
01:47:22
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- It's also kind of a neat success story
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about the Apple way of doing things
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and this sort of asking forgiveness instead of afterwards,
01:47:32
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instead of asking for permission,
01:47:35
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the way that they piggybacked on SMS on the iPhone, right?
01:47:40
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Because it was, I don't know,
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a couple of years into the iPhone when they announced it.
01:47:44
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And it's such a clever way that you don't,
01:47:49
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don't bite you know and I if it was another company that you didn't trust you might say
01:47:56
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devious but I think people do trust it and you can turn it off you know what I mean it's not hard
01:48:01
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to turn off iMessage and only use SMS uh it's you know any anybody who's ever used the settings app
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to change anything could find that if they want to it's not too hard it's not buried it's not like
01:48:16
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they used obtuse language. But it's really clever the way that they turned it on by default.
01:48:24
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And if you just all you do is get a new phone or update your phone to the new OS and all
01:48:29
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of a sudden if you're communicating to another person who's also using iMessage, your message
01:48:34
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will be blue instead of green automatically. And I don't feel like they get enough credit
01:48:40
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for how, you know, how, how, and it's almost like that's what it was so it's so seamless
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that that's almost why people don't give them credit because it's like we did you didn't
01:48:50
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even notice it.
01:48:52
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Yep. But that's how they do a lot of this stuff. It's just so easy and so integrated
01:48:58
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into the operating system and how we use the device. You know, it of course it's there.
01:49:06
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Right. That's what you expect.
01:49:07
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All right. And just circling back on the encryption thing, I've told this story many times, but
01:49:14
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many, many years ago, I was speaking to somebody at Apple who was there for it. And
01:49:20
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I guess it was Jobs himself, because Steve Jobs was still there, but the message came down from
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on high that we should do this messaging thing. And rule one is design it from the point where
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it was just a blank sheet of paper in front of the engineers who were working on it. Rule
01:49:42
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one is let's architect this from the ground up so that we can never see the contents of
01:49:47
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an iMessage. So that if law enforcement in any country around the world comes to us and
01:49:52
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says, "Show us these messages," we can look them right in the eye and say, "We
01:49:57
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can't." Not, "We won't," but, "We can't." What a great thing. How much of
01:50:04
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our communications now are securely encrypted end-to-end that wouldn't have been if not
01:50:12
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for iMessage. It's tremendous. Like email, there's ways to do encryption in email,
01:50:17
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but it's such a pain in the ass that nobody I know uses it regularly.
01:50:21
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No, me neither. That's why something like what Google is presenting here stands out
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so much because it's not.
01:50:32
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- Right, and in 2018 it just, it's almost like,
01:50:36
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and when iMessage came out, the encryption angle
01:50:39
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wasn't a big part of the story.
01:50:40
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They definitely mentioned it,
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and maybe that's just me personally
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not being as privacy-minded then as I am now.
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Maybe they were trying to get my attention to it,
01:50:51
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but I just didn't notice or pick up on it.
01:50:53
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But that's, you know, it's one way
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that I think Apple was forward-thinking on this.
01:51:01
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I think that Apple kind of had their "come to Jesus, wake up" moment at some point
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around 12 years ago, 12, 13 years ago, where they sort of looked at everything they were
01:51:13
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doing and, you know, because it's almost comical how little encryption there was on
01:51:20
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some of this stuff. You know, like the way that the original iPhone, you could just plug
01:51:22
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it into any computer and go into iTunes and look inside it.
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- But it was all so new then.
01:51:30
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- Right, and who really thought
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that you needed to encrypt your phone?
01:51:34
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- I mean, if we were still able to do that now,
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that might be a problem.
01:51:41
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- You know how there's these things now,
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like there's these services
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where there's an Israeli company
01:51:48
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and law enforcement can buy a $20,000 device
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that they say can get you into an iPhone.
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There's a couple of these, but they're very expensive.
01:52:00
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It's just comical to think that, hey, when the iPhone first came out, the thing that
01:52:04
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could let the cops into your phone was called iTunes.
01:52:06
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iTunes and a 30-pin USB connector, and anybody could get into any phone.
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It was crazy.
01:52:20
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I mean, that's what it was. And look where we are now. Right. I mean, I appreciate Apple's
01:52:30
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stance on encryption and privacy and, and everything else. Would you I mean,
01:52:35
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think I to me that it's it's one last thing on this chat service, this new chat protocol,
01:52:40
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not being encrypted, and why it sticks out to me, it to me, it would be like if somebody came out
01:52:45
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with a new phone, you know, like the essential phone from Andy Rubin's company came out and
01:52:50
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there was no encryption on the phone, you know, like, just put your thumb on a button and you're in
01:52:55
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like, that's the way they used to work. But it's, you know,
01:53:01
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it is not the way that they would work today. No, and it can't. And again, this is why
01:53:12
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this thing from Google sticks out so badly. Yeah. Because you know, you're looking at it saying,
01:53:17
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really, and you and the thing that I find irritating is, you know, that they know better,
01:53:22
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right? The people who were working on this exactly. They they know, you know,
01:53:26
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I don't know if anybody out there can explain. If they know if it's other than, you know,
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maybe the carriers don't want it. I wonder if it's political, like, do the carriers like the fact
01:53:39
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that they can see your text messages, you know? Yeah, but I mean, the carriers didn't like a lot
01:53:45
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of what Apple did either. And they did it anyway. No, but that's the difference between Apple and
01:53:50
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Google and Android, right? The carriers still have a ton of say over what's on Android, you know,
01:53:54
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on the ones that they that the phones that they sell themselves, like, when you go to Verizon,
01:54:01
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and buy an Android phone that has a Verizon logo on the phone, you know, Verizon has all sorts of
01:54:06
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stuff in there and all sorts of say about what's in there. Like, I don't think those phones ship
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with—I'm 99% sure they don't ship with the Allo app, right? Like, you buy the Google Pixel and you
01:54:17
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get stuff like that. But I don't know, I can't help but wonder if it's technical or if it's
01:54:24
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lazy or if it's political, or if there's too many—maybe it's not even a U.S. thing, but to get
01:54:30
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this to be a worldwide standard, there's too many carriers around the world who, for political
01:54:34
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reasons don't want these messages encrypted. And then to get everybody on the same page,
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but regardless, it shows the advantages. And again, there's disadvantages too, but there are
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advantages to Apple's ability to do the whole things themselves and just say, "Here's what's
01:54:58
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going to happen in September when this new version of iOS comes out." All of your texts, when you send
01:55:03
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them to other iPhone users will be over iMessage instead of SMS and they'll be end-to-end encrypted
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and that's it. Perfect. Anything else you wanted to talk about this week?
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No, no I thought that was great. Everybody can read your fine work and the work of your
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Colleagues Dave and Sean King Dave Dave mark who you mentioned before I should mention and Sean King over at loop
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insight calm the loop and
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And then on Twitter they can get their fill of Dalrymple. What's your Twitter handle Jay Dalrymple?
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Yeah, there you go
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Jim it's always a pleasure talking to you
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Yeah, I love it. I'll see you soon right. We'll be at WWDC before we know it
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Do you have your you're doing a party this this year? I I am doing a party this year. Yes
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It's it said the Ritz Club in right right around the corner from where WWDC has held
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the Convention Center right around the corner from everything's everything in San Jose
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is right around the corner from the convention.
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So yeah, yeah, that's true.
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So yeah, it's gonna be fun.
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What night What night is that gonna be?
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Monday, Monday night, that's gonna be the night the beard bash.
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Well, I look forward to that.
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look forward to seeing you there. Yeah. Maybe we'll do a
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podcast there. Maybe we'll get into that podcast layer again.
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Remember last year?
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That was so much fun. What we drank like case of Heineken you
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and I and Matt trance. Well,
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I did I did I availed myself of the the complimentary Heineken
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I will admit and I did enjoy them. But I would have to say
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the we that drank the whole case during the course of the show is
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largely you.
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- Well, it's not my fault you guys drink slow.
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- Yeah, once you get going, it is really something to see.
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I remember it 'cause that's fun too
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because we could look at each other and I'm on these,
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there's a new podcast called The Menu Bar.
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Have you heard of it?
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Zach Cichy and I'm gonna be the guest on the next episode.
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And I was telling Zach when I recorded the other day
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that, boy, I don't record many episodes out of,
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I think this is, you right now, Jim,
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are episode 220 of this incarnation of the talk show.
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I've only done a handful of these over the years
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that weren't done over Skype.
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But when you do do one in person,
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you could see it's so much, there's eye contact
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and little bits of body English
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that can really make the conversation flow.
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And I just-- - Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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I just remember last year in that podcast studio that Apple provides to podcasters inside
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WWDC, I remember looking at Drance when you were popping like Heineken 6 and I was just like...
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And I didn't have to say anything, but it was just like... It really is like drinking water for him.
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It's like drinking so much fun drinking water at the end of a race through the desert.
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After a while I just stopped offering to get you guys one. I just went and got them myself.
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I should double check about that and maybe schedule it. I actually have, I forgot entirely
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about that but uh do you, I don't even know. I'm guessing they'll bring that back. I think
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that they considered that podcast thing a big success. I don't know. Yeah but I plan on
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recording one for mine that week.
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Wow, such a nice setup. Anyway, I'll see you there. Looking forward to it.
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And as always, I greatly appreciate your time. It's always a pleasure to have you on the show, Jim.
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Love it. Always, always.
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All right. Talk to you soon.
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Thanks, Jon.