59: Flitting is in (TV Fantasy Pitches)
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the incomparable 59 october when we're
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back on the comfortable podcast when you
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last heard us in the most insane podcast
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we have ever done and that's saying
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something
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we have a draft and everybody drafted 10
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characters from all of TV ever including
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the Star Wars Holiday Special join and
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it because that was the deal all of TV
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ever now face to of this is not that we
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just kind of like put those characters
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up on our mantel somewhere into wow look
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at those awesome characters i picked you
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gotta make a show you gotta make a show
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with the characters and that is what
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tonight's incomparable session is all
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about we we are going to pitch shows
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based on the ridiculous groups of
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characters that we picked in the in the
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case of Steve ridiculous anyway last
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time so joining me today are John
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siracusa who had an excellent and same
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collection of characters last time John
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thank you for coming back
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excellent and saying is my model that
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it's good in Latin though but you know
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and and just as a refresher your
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characters were riversong Daisy from
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space Jack Shephard from lost
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Joan for madmen Han Solo echo from
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dollhouse Hank from Terriers Sawyer from
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lost call Drogo and Tywin Lannister from
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Game of Thrones immediately when I say
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it's now yes now that's that's Steve's
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line i recommend it it's a it's highly
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capital say it
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that's right Scott McNulty you your to
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Europe your team is david tennant's
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doctor from Doctor Who q the omnipotent
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from Star Trek colombo Tom servo for
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 mirth for
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Mork and Mindy Larry David from Curb
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Your Enthusiasm MacGyver jose chung
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guest star on The X Files and millennium
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Lorelai Gilmore from the gilmore girls
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and Space Ghost talk show host from
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Space Ghost Coast to Coast how do you
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feel about your your your team not good
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okay no all right but you're prepared
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yes okay at least there's that poorly
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prepared excellent that's my motto
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also joining me damn moron hi Dan hi
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Jason you have the vampire detective
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squad do you know when life hands you
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vampires make that parade
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ok trademarking trademark evaporate van
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parade as a sponsor of my show among
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among your your cast members angel from
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buffy and angel when he Watson from the
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middleman Jim Rockford from the Rockford
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Files folder via Dunham from the
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alternate universe infringed Kolchak The
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Night Stalker sean from psych Mick st.
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John and nick knight from two shows
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you've never seen Matty haze for
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moonlighting and spencer from Spencer
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for hire
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that's right ok have you seen your your
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off-brand Canadian vampire entertainment
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in the i have i've watched a little bit
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and a little bit of rocker files much
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little bit of everything but this
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research good that's preparation I like
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to like to hear that but I do
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ok Steve lots yes sir perhaps the
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greatest assemblage of talent in fantasy
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TV series history which really is pretty
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much one podcast worth of history you
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have Anthony Fremont is played by Bill
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me in that classic Twilight Zone episode
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been lineups from lost
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Larry dallas from Three's Company
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Skeletor from he-man and the masters of
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the universe in skelter Joe Bluth from
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arrested development dr. house from
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house md from another series about a dr.
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Rudy Huxtable he was a doctor right he
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was a pediatrician wasn't cliff Huxtable
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he was alright little Murray sparkles
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the cat puppet from Sesame Street the
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funds ii-if from that was not a good
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odds from Happy Days and and crazy Jim
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from taxi
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yes that is correct ok excellent exhale
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direction here is
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the proximal is not a pediatrician what
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was he I believe an ecology
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concentration
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Oh mr. that's right all right thank you
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good knowledge that's good Cosby
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knowledge where to be able to actually
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from his storehouse of ob-gyn knowledge
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i'd i'm not a Cosby expert okay all
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right serenity Caldwell hello hello
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Jason are you prepared with your
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your-your-your show are you ready to go
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I act i am so ready alright i I'm half a
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page of ready
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excellent your your roster is Natalie
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from sports night King Silas from Kings
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Castiel the angel an angel who is an
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angel not a vampire from Supernatural
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young indiana jones age 10 from young
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indiana jones dr. tom jackman who has a
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who is also mr. Hyde from Jekyll Logan
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from darkangel manservant Neville from
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the middleman the artificial
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intelligence Andromeda from gene
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roddenberry's Andromeda Danny trip from
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studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and
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calling the dog from spaced correct
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correct
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alright and in addition to the
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Commissioner of this ridiculously guy
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i'm also an owner of a team my
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characters are Captain Kirk from Star
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Trek Hawkeye for mash willow from buffy
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jeff from coupling magnum p.i himself
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Kaylee from firefly Jerry Seinfeld from
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seinfeld what was I thinking
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Veronica Mars herself Omar from the wire
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and Charlie Brown from peanuts so Dan
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you may go first
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alright so here we go
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coming this fall on NBC working title in
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the world i have ice
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I I have to say it's been a long time
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trying to cover the title might never
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find one that that I quite like that
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much but ask me by the end of the show
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and I have like about 20 that i will
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read off you some which are quite good
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and terrible so currently this is
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untitled a movie project on the untitled
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vampires
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right now I i'm workin workin ND bloody
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bloody all right do you have an elevator
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you know the one a one liner before we
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get into the details i have tagged wanna
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act like you know that you would see on
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the marketing poster including they work
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nights also alternatively it's been a
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hard day's night and crime doesn't stand
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a chance in hell and an extensive list
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of titles that are far worse than any of
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those alright so premise of the show
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with a combined experience of more than
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1,000 years of sleuthing these three can
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unravel almost any mystery sometimes
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without even leaving the office which is
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good because if they step in the
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sunlight catch on fire
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pilot episode 101 titled the bloodsucker
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proxy raw who just friends are like
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cheers in this round right this is how
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this works
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no Cheers was good
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hey I'm putting myself out there first
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any you guys get a step forward keep
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your comments to the this is exactly why
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we can thanks for setting the stage damn
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mysteriously sucked through portals a
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quartet of vampires each from different
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realities enter our own world
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angel David Boreanaz Mick st. John alex
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o'loughlin nick knight errant win Davies
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and Henry Fitzroy estar compliment
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recognizing each other for what they are
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the four come to an uneasy truce as they
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try to discover what has brought them to
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this terrifying locale santa barbara
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california deprived of their resources
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the four quickly turned 21 pursuit they
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know that of private investigations but
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all too quickly realized that this world
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has no need for detectives their caliber
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there is no lurking supernatural evil no
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terrifying criminal masterminds instead
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clients want them to find lost pets or
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track cheating spouses also find
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themselves constantly hounded by a
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wannabe assistant Shawn Spencer James
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Roday who tells his own crime solving
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prowess but is more of an annoyance than
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any use the Troy having had enough of
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this detective lights-out decides to
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retire from a 480 years old enough to
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qualify for Social Security the others
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tried to disabuse him but he's adamant
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and moved to a nearby retirement
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community Shady Glen but when fits right
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turns up dead at Shady Glen and not all
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dead but start stake through the heart
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with a stake of the purest Carpathian
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would our frankie rose to send to
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investigate the fridge Carpathian wood
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turns out it's a it's a retirement
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community for X detectives and cops who
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are two weeks from retirement run by a
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former private detective
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Maggie Hayes little Shepherd fake
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private detective
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maddie is eager to have the trail look
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into things off the record though her
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assistant mr. Finkelstein and one of the
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residents granddaughters seem less than
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thrilled when they start poking around
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they're caught by the purported
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granddaughter who turns out to be fringe
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division special agent Olivia Dunham
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working undercover and by Esther who
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turns out to be none other than
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newly-promoted middle woman when he
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wants it
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the two women class with each other
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though at least both agree that they
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can't quite trust the good-looking but
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suspiciously pale and strangely youthful
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young man who had a habit of
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disappearing whenever they're not being
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actively watched Shawn Spencer also
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proves his worth when his latent psychic
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powers manifest leaving haunted by a
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ghostly presence from beyond three
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presences in fact renowned detectives
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Carl Kolchak Jim Rockford and Spencer no
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relation all of whom were former
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residents of shady glen they reveal that
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something more is going on at the
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retirement home and that perhaps our
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vampire friends were not the only things
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to be sucked into this world toes so so
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it's not just vampire detectives its
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vampire detectives and ghost detectives
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and ghost detector ghost of a former
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detectives supernatural detectives or
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all what happened to Nick Knight
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McKnight he's out there he's one of the
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three he's the he's one of the three who
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lives and then they'd be the fourth guy
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who I didn't get to draft is the guest
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star gets often though he gets off okay
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yes I have a question how are people
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coming to these people to find their
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lost pets and meeting with them at night
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like if I want to get someone to find my
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cat and i guess i should come over their
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office is only open at night where they
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can come in the office
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yeah i mean they have office hours i
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feel i thought you were gonna do like a
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day shift and maybe he'll lose your cat
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at two in the morning and you don't want
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to wait until morning when the the cat
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find her office is generally open at ten
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am I mean think about it right
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the best chances of finding your pet are
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very soon after they disappear if they
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disappear at night you don't wait no max
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morning is like a fluffy disappeared
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like 12 hours ago but the trail is cold
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that's about so they basically have a
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very limited range because there night
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judging system and it should be i would
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watch her I wouldn't watch that
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watch that but I'll watch pretty much
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anything i watch that watch up to watch
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the pilot I want to kind of keep any
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yeah so so as a network executive it's
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episodes i give it 6 episode so it's so
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the attack i'm going to take here is do
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I have some notes for you as the as the
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network executive and I do I'm going to
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say I think it's confusing that you've
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got these guys coming from other
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universes so i simplify it I'd have to
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be that they were always here and they
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they used to have a more thriving
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business but now they're a little more
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down-on-their-luck evils not the
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business the growth industry that used
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to be like the economy you know i would
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have gone that way
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OMG thats a good daughter i mean i think
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part of the trickiness is because we
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have characters coming from different
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universes I think the temptation is to
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say there must be some explanation for
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how they all got to our universe
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incidentally in mind the they're all
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from TV isn't TV one big happy universe
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in from other universes as part of his
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story right
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the potential backstory for that is that
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the collective will power of millions of
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teenage girls trying to force a edward
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cullen from Twilight into existence
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slightly miss and instead get these
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other Rama as a studio exactly our
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research shows that vampires are
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trending downwards but mummies are
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trending up so if you could really work
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the show to include more mummies right i
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love the show
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I love it it's a great idea however let
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more maybe thought about not having
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vampires but instead mummys gold mummies
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and then that's when I walk out with my
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head home game although charges
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alternate to this alternate concept we
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would like to remake Petticoat Junction
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so if you'd rather work on that
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alright mummies
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it's brilliant it's a license to print
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money i tell you all right i would
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anybody like to volunteer next door are
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you all still cowards
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I will next time alright John get in
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here with get yes get it over with this
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with your best shot John i don't i don't
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think this is as long as dance but i
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would ask that everyone hold their
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groaning until the end
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no promises I refuse to promise that ok
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and and before you answer do you have a
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title and do you have an elevator pitch
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i do not have an elevator pitch and the
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title will be at the end
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ok alright sort of a punchline alright
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you're building up to it that i
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want--that's nada is calling it a
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punchline maybe too generous
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okay here we go lowered expectations yes
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it's 500 years in the future mankind has
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slipped the surly bonds of Earth and
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spread across the galaxy thanks to a
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repulsion breakthrough that harnesses
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the powerful electrostatic discharges
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founded the atmospheres of gas giant
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planets is that all makes sense a
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planetary government controls most of
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the civilized planets but on the more
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outer rim planets let's say government
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authorities less potent on solo is the
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captain of a starship and a smuggler
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surprise river song is the
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second-in-command a tough competently he
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knows their way around a gun and an old
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war buddy of Hans its pilot and trusted
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friend is Hank Stallworth ruffled
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good-natured fellow also happens to be
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riversong husband jay-z Steiners ships
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mechanic she's young and innocent but
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with a hydrospanner James Ford is a
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hired gun he's great in a fight but the
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others on the crew not are not sure that
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he can be trusted your own higher Harris
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is a high-class corazon tagging along
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and hardship for transport and
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protections her presence lends an air of
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legitimacy to another wise ragtag crew
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but there's definitely some sexual
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tension between jones scruffy-looking on
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into the life of this crew falls Jack
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Shephard a doctor from one of the
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civilized planet and its resistance to
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echo from the government would explain
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why Tywin Lannister's the government
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officer in charge of apprehending Jack
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echo and he has no trouble going through
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some anti-government rebels come to get
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what he wants
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finally at the far reaches of the known
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plants like the nomadic tribes known as
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the Horde goodbye Khal Drogo even
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government ships fear them together on
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his crew flip from planet to planet in
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their tiny spaceship making a dishonest
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living as smugglers what
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they avoid any Imperial entanglements
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and steer clear of the hoard all still
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trying to be the good guys in the movie
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of their lives there on ship crushes the
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trails heist of the week episodes and
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remote planets and overall story are
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concerning the mysterious backstory of
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Jack and echo the show's title is the
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name of hardship the lightning bug
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oh well then we grown now
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really it's gonna make a million dollars
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well I never heard of anything like this
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before I have a feeling that this show
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will be canceled after 13 episodes only
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type of which will air not not the
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correct i'm not even in correct order
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wow so I have nothing to say to that I
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executed the plan not very creative but
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it's kind of like like a pet cemetery
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when the dad really wants a little boy
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to come back to life so he uses dark
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magic and and reanimates the corpse
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that's what I've done here thinking 35
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yeah is a yeah I mean what's the
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over/under how long and how many
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character descriptions it took people to
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figure out where your minutes i think i
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made it about three i think i made about
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three before I think it's really I tried
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to order it so it's not obvious but
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seriously there's very little you can
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say to kind of give it away because it
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was such a unique combination i will
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give you i will give you serious credit
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for drafting an entire fantasy you know
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entire cast that it would not even have
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occurred to me to go in this direction
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but it fits pretty well i gotta say it
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does it was premeditated but i did with
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this cast i would think I was thinking
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about other things I could do with this
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I when you have a castable of like
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strong leads from a little picking like
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our favorite guy like well I don't know
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the people who aren't picking cartoons
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for picking our favorite people from
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certain from foreign shows and when you
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have a cast of strongly like you have to
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do like an ensemble show I guess you
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can't you can't just do like these two
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main guys in supporting characters
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because the other ones are just wasted
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and so ensemble shows on spaceships work
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really well it was like Star Trek next
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generation but you know episodes would
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focus on different members of the crew
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while ensemble shows are great i don't
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know why they don't I honestly I CR was
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kind of an ensemble show but space
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ensemble shows i wish there were more of
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that one star song had been on ER may be
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able to watch
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hmm yeah I'm solo the only thing that
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scared me to death John in that entire
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thing is when you told us about how the
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backstory of of Jack and echo would
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eventually come out because again that's
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going to be an episode where we explain
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his tattoos and I don't want to but I
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mean I mean come on
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it can it can rest very well on the
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acting talents of Matthew facts and
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Matthew Fox analyze it is I'm sure they
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can carry and the word that that episode
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will never end well that's what that's
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why i like your school is good because
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she's already nuts at Mike and she's
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good at playing nuts and we don't expect
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her to be sensible it was actually
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really hard to find matchups for those
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those roles i had very few alternates
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like Jack works as a doctor because
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Simon was pretty boring and Ryback was
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kind of boring you know I mean kind of
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upstanding dou dou no protective isn't
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there enough
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yeah it's gross who's dumb Dan who's boy
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who's the boyfriend in middle man
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because he would work well as other
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forward Tyler for would work well as a
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Simon standin I patellar for telephones
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too cool for that
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alright anything more to say about
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lightning bug would you watch the show I
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would watch that I watched how i have
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watched yeah i watched all of this show
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yeah i would not watch the show I don't
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like this hot solo guy though he seems
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like a mal Reynolds knockoff I don't
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know I've been I don't like the idea
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that Han Solo flits from planet to
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planet that just doesn't compare them
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all ships oh that sounds like the kind
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of guy that would shoot second bug angle
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i don't like the ladybug powered by
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lightning you get that part
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alright any any other any other thoughts
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about lightning bug before we move on
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well Jason you should do your notes
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because i like it do you think there was
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something wrong with firefly that caused
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it to not be successful but you changed
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your own way is this turning into a fire
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five clusters it was on fox as a fox
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executive i have to say that I think
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your pilot while excellent and perhaps
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the best thing you've ever done
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jaws we're just talking here John it's
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owned by the way down not shower or
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whatever you say Joey we're we're we're
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not going to show it well we'll just
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pick a random episode from later on and
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will show that one instead and we'll see
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what happens so good luck with that
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brilliant and don't make you no don't
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plan on being around here in the spring
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clean out your desk now in fact is all
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right Scott McNulty its return
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oh dear ok I I don't have an elevator
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pitch so I'm just gonna jump in to get a
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chance i do but uh it i will it'll be
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explained
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suspenseful title again okay no not
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really it's it's right in the second
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paragraph and i only have a 50
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paragraphs so it's great excellent i'm
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looking for a Bible with the complete
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story arc out five years if we're going
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to invest in your show so everybody be
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ready for that
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yeah i'm ready i have a i'll just email
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it to you right now ok check your
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blackberry
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i'm at all right you've heard of girl
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meets boy you've heard of girl meets
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girl and boy meets boy now here the
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amazing story of when bot means meets
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omnipotent being that's right in queue
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conquers all
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a being who can change the gravitational
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constant universe but doesn't have a
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clue when it comes to relationships
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because you okay with his non-functional
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hands I just have to ask is this Iranian
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narrated by Larry David playing the
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future Tom servo accounts when servo
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meets cute
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q for the first time Tom servo world arm
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wrestling champ is at this with this
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coach confidant a chung when Q walks
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into the gym and time stops
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literally it would seem q is locked in
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battle with Space Ghost when they
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crashed into the gym gym owner doctor
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who saves his gym crying today no
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punching bag dies with the clever use of
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his sonic screwdriver q temporary bereft
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of his powers due to the doctors trick
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needs a place to stay and Tom servo
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invited to stay with him in his midtown
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loft but doesn't ask his roommates first
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MacGyver in colombo aren't as excited
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about cubing of them they grill q and
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colombo has one more question before he
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votes with harm to let q crash on the
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couch to the montage q throws away
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colombo cigars MacGyver designs cubes
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annoyingly loud alarm clock with the
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toothpick
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Tom and Q build a house of cards only to
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have it knocked over by dog Colombo's
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positive basset hound of course the
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roommates decided to have a little party
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which gets out of hand when space ghost
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shows up to settle his beef with cute
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one-on-one a knock on the door stops the
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fight and it turns out to be the roomies
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neighbor Lorelai Gilmore cradling her
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newborn son birth as as soon as QC is
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Lorelei he's in love and you can embed
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hot you can bet high jinks ensue on cue
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conquers all
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coming soon it's sure to be pretty
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pretty good
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oh I'm calling a foul he did not draft
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that dog i agree yeah I had to draft my
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dog that the dog was a guest star the
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dog is essentially columbus sonic
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screwdriver investors are Eliab directed
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to the size of the driver in the TARDIS
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to likely to die objected to Han Solo
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but hey that was within the rules
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perfectly not dateable see if we can
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solve this the dog dies at the end of
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the pilot is not a series
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ok so Lorne Michaels i am not watching
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this show then that said I'm not watch
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it you can't get the dog so I have to
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ask so that the doctor owns a gym gym he
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does sweat it wasn't like a time Jim no
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it's just the gym
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this is this is this is bigger on the
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inside i mean even to LA
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spacious trip thats really will make you
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bigger on the inside is only one inch
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bigger on the inside those that's
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impressive
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so but Tom servo is is not in love with
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q no Tom servo is another QQ is in love
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with Lorelai Gilmore oh i see it so it's
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sort of a love triangle
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exactly all right who's Lorelai Gilmore
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in love with colombo she only has eyes
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for her son worth
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ok I same space precious cargo space Co
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sort of an antagonist is he is next from
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his arch-nemesis right arm
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I was not sold until I was promised high
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jinks at which point I immediately
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decided i would watch this
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I was sold when it came to my diver as
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Richard Dean Anderson as
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don't know her dreamy and you know with
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him in Colombo and combines i watch that
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portion of it my notes would be the love
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story may be superfluous to the main
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action which were these characters but i
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also think the the act of having a your
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primary character had beaten be a
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narrator from the future recounting
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events which is a really interesting
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concept i haven't seen before
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um you know and kids that's how i met
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your about how i met your omnipotent
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that's how i met your omnipotence
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stepfather yeah well leave the alternate
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title was how i met your queue so
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oh nice nice
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also you said q high jinks which is
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funny because yeah that was getting my
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haha see the nice twist of a twist of
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where's my check will will pass haha i
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like your Moxie kid em come back next
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how about if it's all set on a spaceship
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and they flit from planet to planet and
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then we're so flitting again what is it
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with you people in fluidic it's a
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lightning bug deflector the thing it's
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behind think vampires are out and
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flitting is in that's what they tell me
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that my research tells me the
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highest-scoring pilot we've had in five
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years with about three kids and a
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Volkswagen Beetle who flit from place to
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flooding is in I can put my characters
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in the beetle
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okay look like an actual you MacGyver
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Tom servo and mirth are in a beetle in
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the doctors people we just figure on the
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incidence of several other people are
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also with it works itself out these
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things right themselves and the engine
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was in the back
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yeah alright uh who would like to go
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oh how i will take ER okay okay lay it
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alright so the name of my show is called
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wire tact and I have a tag line that
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they've lost the world they're looking
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for the truth in the near future a
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mysterious force field has trapped the
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citizens of the san francisco peninsula
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from the outside world the wall appeared
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with no warning or explanation and the
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citizens were quickly put into panic
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wasn't there to keep them out or keep
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them in is the outside world still even
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there to survive the corporation's of
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the peninsula have taken over reforming
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broken circuits and freeways and
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collapsing economy in words ruling the
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towns and the flow of information
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manservant nevels the head
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excuse me miss servant Neville is the
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head of one such corporation man maker
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of the you master and of solar panels
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which now power the city and the public
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figure had many have turned to in the
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recent years he's often see in company
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with his dog Colin and his associate tom
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jackman while he and others attempted to
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keep the city stable groups of ragtag
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and formalist seek answers
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tapping the wire to bring citizens the
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truth or what they think is the truth to
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keep corporations and check Natalie
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Hurley is one such I lister she was one
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sports reporter with the wall in place
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she seeks answers she works with Logan
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kale tech whiz and multi-millionaire to
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broadcast a 60-second spot called
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wiretapped they tap the system with help
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from her former colleague Danny Tripp
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who left Los Angeles for San Francisco
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to recover from a drug addiction the
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wall came down two weeks later and Danny
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return to drugs what drugs you can find
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but he knows the router codes and can
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get them on air aiding them in their
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search for information is 10-year old
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Indiana Jones cut off from his father
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when the wall came down and now to the
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pilot two years after the walls
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appearance Henry discovers a flashdrive
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sealed in a plastic bag washed up along
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the shoreline he brings it to logan
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Natalie who discovered the drive
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contains codes for a project Andromeda
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but the information is encrypted written
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to written in a programming language
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none of them understand as they try and
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crack the code a man in the southern
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peninsula is preparing to end his life
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his name is Silas Benjamin at one point
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a highly-ranked politician on the
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peninsula and devoutly religious man the
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wall and subsequent corporation takeover
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has made him into a shell of who he once
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was he doubts and blames himself for the
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disaster as he is about to commit his
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final act you stop by Castiel an angel
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of the Lord Castiel explains that his
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work is not yet finished and Silas must
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come with him
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Castiel brings him to an island off the
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coast of the peninsula where the force
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field by sex inside the ruined building
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they find a young woman with no memory
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Castiel explains that the field had kept
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the angels at 42 years and yet somehow
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the girl was able to pass through the
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wall and bring him with her
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your mission Silas Castiel orders find
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out who she is done that yet so it's
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it's like Max Headroom meets the peace
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war ya thats crazy is it is the with the
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wall opaque or transparent doesn't mean
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it's right spin it is like spin it
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translates so you can actually see it's
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it's opaque but at the same time you
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occasionally see flashes of normalcy and
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you also see flashes of complete
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devastation so no one knows what the
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hell is going on anything touching you
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die as the Sun you through sold per
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second it's it's it's just general light
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I believe that it's sort of working on
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today it's a parent it's an elusive
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translate everything and the weather
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yeah shoot yeah it is ax-cut the weather
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pattern still get through people just
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can't Pat bisexual under the dome
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whether that's give ya
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over the weekend i would i would
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definitely watch this but I would be
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annoyed the whole time I was watching it
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by anything that had anything to do with
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technology tapping into things flash
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drives programming encryption I would
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just be like hey wanna do computer stuff
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but i would watch it like the promise I
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I too would watch it i think i think
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that I mean obviously the cast is a
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given but it's a 3g enough there's
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there's a central mystery there's
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something to solve trying to find out
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there's some reason to tune in week
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after week it's like a closed room
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mystery but really big room writ large
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it's going to snap that cyberpunk
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element and that kind of fighting
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against the corporation's element plus
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this mysterious kind of supernatural you
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know what's the cause of this was a
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supernatural was a technological which
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people love that until they find out it
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was all angels that that did in the last
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episode and then make it very angry
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yes one I would not watch this because
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it sounds like a really cool concept and
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therefore cancel bait and therefore
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guarantees disappointment for iiy in the
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county and I i I'm I'm obligated to so
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I'm internet had been burned one too
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many times my friend what if I told him
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it wasn't just any serious
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well we may have something here about
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the young indiana jones was really
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annoying room is a little bit annoying
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but that's kind of his charm right he's
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got to be better than shyla boof again I
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would have gone with seventeen-year-old
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a Sean Patrick Flanery ambience he's
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slightly older says two years laters
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interesting alright Steve do you want to
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go or you will be alright I'll go I'll
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go ahead
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mhm mine's a little high concept
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no do we have to be high to get the
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depending entirely on my elevator pitch
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to grab you right up front and make you
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hungry for more of our poor power point
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it's like when almost people yell by the
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and my elevator pitches
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my show has a Zeppelin in it told me I
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yelling or rendering tell me more that's
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that's exactly the reaction I me let me
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let me call my secretary Bonnie clear my
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schedule for the next 45 minutes of
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course its body
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alright so the name of my show is is
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simply and I wrestled with this for a
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good not this in spite of the the
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horrible temptation that will present
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for TV critics to give their reviews
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yes clever titles like good isn't let me
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let me just lay it out for you i'll
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start with the opening shot but when i
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go ahead and I right not good enough
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that's a good one so the opening shot
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all is dark we hear a musical portion of
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Ray Charles version of nighttime is the
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right time in the background the camera
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pulls back and we realize that we are
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emerging from extreme close-up of the
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mouth then the lips part to sing the
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word baby in time with the music i work
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four hours on that it really didn't come
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off at all
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Bravo we pull back further and see that
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the lip syncher is rudy huxtable
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standing alone in a utilitarian corridor
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she has a third arm with accompanying
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sleeve growing out of the center of her
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chest she shouts bad again as something
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huge and Harry enters frame from left as
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we back further away we see that is an
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enormous three-headed gopher a man with
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wheels where his feet should be rolls
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whale away at the Gopher with a
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white-tipped black cane all the while
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shouting come on his cries are suddenly
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muffled as we pass through a large
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window into a small room where a young
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man covered in electrode lies asleep a
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small bed we back past another older man
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sitting at the bedside staring intently
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at the sleeper he pops the cover off a
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pill bottle and tips into his mouth as
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we back through another window and find
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ourselves outside there's a moment of
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disorientation it as it is revealed that
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the room is hovering over empty space
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until we pull back far enough to see
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that is actually dangling beneath a
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large seventies era
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goodyear blimp from our angle only the
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word good is visible at last we have
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zoomed out far enough that we can see
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the earth far below the landscape
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consists of the same small rural village
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repeated multiple times like a bad
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photoshop fade to black
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are you grabbed we're all your
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characters are you just asleep i'm not
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sure if I'm grabbed her impaled know
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where Larry is whose one generally
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follows the other who's the guy who's
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that will work it will get all right
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okay so it's not done what I I yeah yeah
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we're not even less
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ya know I hope you guys set up a tent
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that's just the teaser
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well alright so I ok here's the actual
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pitch first a little background for
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those of you may not remember that the
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twilight zone episode it's a good life i
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do you guys remember that episode
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yes yes all right but there may be some
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that don't yes there may be a so
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basically in a small rural village
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somewhere medical middle America named
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peaks ville a baby boy named anthony is
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born to Cloris Leachman I Anthony has
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some unexplained genetic mutation that
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basically gives him nearly unlimited
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power but since he's basically a little
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kitty has absolutely no moral compass so
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he guilelessly set people on fire or
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mean to him he mutates barnyard animals
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into a grotesque abominations and he
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wishes anything that displeases him away
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into the cornfield know what that means
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is never explicitly stated and of course
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he's never disciplined because
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everyone's afraid to make him angry
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Rod Serling even notes in the
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introduction that the village is totally
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isolated from the rest of the world the
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residents don't know whether that's
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because he somehow moved peekskill
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somewhere else or because he caused the
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rest of the world to suddenly ceased to
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exist so there's the background which
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you need to know before you even get
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into the show now here's the rest of the
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background which which I believe should
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probably unfold gradually over the first
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season of Survivor argument binders
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delivered right yes right with tabs and
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excellent a large index and a separate
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thank you
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okay so it turns out that Anthony did
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actually destroy or somehow blank out
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the rest of the world safe for peaks
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Phil and few people he didn't outright
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kill where were also they were all
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wished into the cornfield which it turns
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out is not a literal cornfield but a
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limbo like alternate plane of reality
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meanwhile the few remaining residents of
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peaceful gamely soldier on through
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Anthony's adolescence and his awkward
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years puberty as you might imagine was a
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particularly difficult time I expect
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we'll probably indulge in some
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flashbacks to this period throughout the
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first season eventually Anthony is
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either killed or wished everyone away
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except himself and he begins to tire of
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his lonely kingdom and around this time
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happens across the peaceful public
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library for one of anything better to do
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he goes inside sits down begins to read
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and spends weeks they're spending
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particular time and the religion and
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philosophy sections and listening to the
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collection of vinyl records they have
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any begins to view himself as an
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abomination repent of his past actions
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and values to do whatever you can return
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the world is close to its former state
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you can reasonably manage so he brings
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the citizens people back from the
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cornfield and they only have hazy
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recollection of their time there but the
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fact that the population is thinned out
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considerably suggest that it wasn't
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exactly a party then sets out to
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reconstruct the landscape and bring back
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its people's
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however since he was just a kid when he
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blanked out the world he has to base his
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new reconstructed world on the
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information he could garner from the
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reference section of the library and
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here's here save the people returned
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from the cornfield
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so basically everywhere is just a little
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bit skewed like in a New York for
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example the Statue of Liberty is now
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just enormous because that's just how
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people tend to think of it and that's
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really all i had to work from and since
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he had absolutely no reference material
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for large sways of the planet like
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Kansas in the rest of Middle America he
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simply use the one place he knew well
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which is peaceful so huge amounts of the
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planet are just covered with this tiny
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little village and it's kind of a work
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in progress so we'll eventually get
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there and and hopefully recover it to
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its former state all right take a breath
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fast forward to now it's 15 to 20 years
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since the events of the twilight zone
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episode
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code and Anthony is it now vowed to
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never again use his powers for
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destructive purposes
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he's made great progress in efforts to
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rebuild what he destroyed but
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unfortunately he has no control over
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what he thinks and season his dreams he
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often wakes from sleep to find that he's
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dream some terrifying grotesque
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creatures are some dreadful change that
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he has no recollection of and therefore
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you can't immediately use his powers to
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fix them so to help prevent this
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he has agreed to self-exile aboard a
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gigantic Zeppelin which we will refer to
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as the sword of Damocles where it is
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hoped that his diminished direct contact
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with earth will help prevent him from
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inflicting his subconscious imaginings
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on the populace the airship also
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transported from place to place where
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you can tinker with those parts of her
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that still require repair of course he
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naturally still has plenty of dreams
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about the airship itself with bizarre
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and occasionally terrifying results the
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blimps admittedly wacky crew is
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responsible for keeping fremont aloft
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and alive trying to find a cure for his
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malady or mutation and protecting
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themselves in the ship from anthony's
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dreams as best they can
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his work screw-ups as usual advantage to
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the cornfield
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so here's the crew dr. house is a
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Fremont's personal physician constantly
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in search of a way to prevent or
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ameliorate the effects of fremont
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streams he's driven to learn as much as
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you can about Anthony's mutation partly
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because that's just the way is but also
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because a nebulous entity desires to
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find a way to replicate his powers for
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their own shadowy purposes he goes along
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with it because there is a sole source
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of a steady supply of vicodin Larry
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Dallas is the ship's bartender
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haha of course there's a bar on onboard
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clearly if anyone is over it's a
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stressful job and everyone with its soul
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yes in fact during those periods when
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when Freeman is actually awake i think
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most of the crew is probably drunk
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yes it's very stressful job and it's
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good it's really hot so Larry is at
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constant odds with house because House
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believes that an all-male crew will
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diminish fremont streams by keeping his
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testosterone levels low
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course they also want to avoid the
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possibility of Anthony ever impregnating
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somebody and passing on his mutation
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this of course doesn't sit well with
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Larry who basically just wants to get
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laid so his efforts to smuggle women
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aboard provide comic relief and and
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father for fremont terrible imaginings
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also each time Anthony dreams
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Larry's afro grows or shrinks or changes
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into some different highly amusing shape
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really Huxtable for some reason appears
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at the start of all the Fremont's dreams
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lip-syncing a popular R&B hit and then
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disappears each time she has a different
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prominent physical abnormality for
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unknown reasons her appearance generally
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portends something awful about to happen
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to the fabric of space-time but Larry
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Dallas always tries to make time with
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her anyway the meaning of her mysterious
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link to Anthony is left as an exercise
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for the season to show runner i will be
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busy counting my money
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uh-huh moving on Skeletor
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yes unbeknownst to our heroes the
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various mutations and horrors banished
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to the cornfield have been organizing
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out of the cornfield is their de facto
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leader i do to his badass appearance and
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striking purple hood his attempts are
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fortunately hilariously inept and he's
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always killed in some totally
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non-committal fashion which allows him
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to return we kept a week but are
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recurring season 1 arc is the gradual
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ramping up of this threat until a
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full-fledged portal opens during the
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season finale Reverend Jim ignatowski
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former taxi hack recruited as the
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Zeppelin's captain due to his status as
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the world's foremost and original driver
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has no recollection as to how he got
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this status
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he's also fremont spiritual guru
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unleashing odd but suddenly profound Zen
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koans that often help the crew out of
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whatever Jam therein I think at some
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point in the second season if Fox let's
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live that long he will absent-mindedly
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scribble the plans to convert this apple
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into a working time machine on to the
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ship's counselor does the Zeppelin just
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this second does the Zeppelin wit are
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you people still here
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I've got a dream of professional
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perpetual motion vibe actually a little
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bit that is needed
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it's this up me just goes for weeks
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yeah yeah okay keep going to state as
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you know i do not actually read so i
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have no idea what you're talking about
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and answer dance questions no Zeppelin
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Zeppelin's whoo Zeppelin's that is there
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a definite plural i sampled I supplies
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they do not flip out things even
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possibly float and float not flit they
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flee flee fly and that is all they do
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let's see where was I where was the
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Skeletor
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yeah we're going to scale your you
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appear so Joe Bluth is made the head of
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security due to a and mix up concerning
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his previous affiliation with what he
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describes as a shadowy elite law
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enforcement agency known only as hot
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cops agree to take the job only because
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Anthony consented to one replace his
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legs with self-balancing motorized
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wheels that play Europe's the final
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countdown whenever he enters a room and
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to give him magical powers
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Anthony cannot in fact give job magical
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powers but Joe has not yet worked out
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that his illusions only seem to function
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properly when Anthony is in the
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immediate vicinity
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Ben Linus is a cipher as you may have
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guessed he stowed aboard then insinuated
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his way out of security team by
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obsequious Lee befriending job and
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applauding his crappy magic tricks he
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frequently sabotages Linus's motives how
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he frequently sabotages the the cruise
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attempts to repair whatever damage
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Fremont's dreams may have caused his
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motives are clear but he's likely to is
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likely they are to avenge the banishing
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of his daughter to the cornfield to kill
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fremont in hopes of bringing about the
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end of the world or possibly just to
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resolve some lingering daddy issues
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this brings us to little Murray sparkles
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yes McHugh cat puppet who simply appear
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too bored one day and is hiding too
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shocking secrets a little Marie is in
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fact a girl kitty
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uh yeah I know shocking right
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did not see that coming I that's that's
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what this show is all about twists and
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every I get in that case you nailed it
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and long long blocks of text and be she
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was Ben Linus his daughter before
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oh she is aware of Skeletor evil
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imaginations and desperately tries to
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warn the Zeppelin nights of becoming
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attacked by the cornfield errs but is
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unable to as she can only be out in like
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herself she tries to write messages in
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the cat box but Reverend Jim keep
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scooping it before she's finished
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and lastly the Fonz ship's engineer
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responsible for maintenance of the
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airship he says a lot
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yes and wax things to fix them
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yeah so so what I is that it or is there
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more do you want more to do what ya is
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there's a dangerous question
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yeah that's what frightens me is that
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there actually is
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it's more is there for Steve the first
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thing could probably have used an editor
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at some point there's a 13-part novel
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series so some what I like about this is
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that it's it's kind of an anthology
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series it's like The Incredible Hulk
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where they go from identical town two
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identical town which I like for
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budgetary reasons right at and they can
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meet whatever crazy things have have
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sprung up there as a result of the
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reconstruction of the planet and yet
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you've got a story arc involving your
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your villain Skeletor trying to work his
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way out of the cornfield and I like it
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gives me a little of the battlestar
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galactica 5 wherein that first season
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you had that separate storyline on
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Caprica where where Sharon and helo
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we're trying to get back there and then
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it sort of culminated in the last
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episode my sort of see that for Skeletor
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that he's going to emerge you know in it
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and and they'll be a climax at the end
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of the first season I i was getting both
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look maybe a little bit of like twin
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peaks atmospherically just put that
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especially that opening which is very
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very strange
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yes your you'll feel to it but it gives
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you a clue which i right
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but also not remind me a little bit of
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carnivale which is also extremely
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bizarre show that you don't
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it takes time to figure out
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what's going on like just even literally
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like in the action of the show and then
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once you do once you hit that sort of
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tipping point you like you can go back
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and there's like a lot of stuff too like
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oh yeah but because that's when he said
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this thing right like seems like there's
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a lot to unravel after you sort of
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figured out what's going on and you go
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back to root it seems like a real reward
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multiple water punished as the case
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although i would like to avoid
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randomness for randomness is fake
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because that just gets tiring damn quick
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as Larry or whatever the bartender guy's
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name is smuggle people onto a Zeppelin
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well they they have to there's an away
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team of course they have to spend a lot
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of time on the ground if the land to
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refuel and that's right then they want
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to thank your friend town to town and
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he's making time with rudy huxtable at
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but age well he's trying to but she
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disappears before he gets the
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opportunity
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she's only she's only there during the
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periods when when Fremont is dreaming
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and then she immediately disappears and
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i would imagine she's could be variable
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aged right
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indeed yes so well I be in this initial
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opening shot she of course is the very
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small reacts try from early Cosby Show
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but we're not only always
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no of course not right that makes
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perfect sense
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indeed any other questions for Steve so
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many questions I i gotta say i am am
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fascinated by this this idea I i don't
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think anybody would ever approve it but
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it's actually pretty cool Steve I gotta
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say thank you sir
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the premise is good what network with
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this run on he said fox but that's not
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gonna I don't I don't think even Fox
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this gotta be some cable this guy became
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a hgtv I think it's gonna be like a few
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v0ya expressed interest you can start
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right away
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shopping for map I think sighs I would
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give this a decent shot
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oh dear cut i do last thing I want is to
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be shoehorned between repeats of a shock
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to push our sharktopus and Birdemic but
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with this cast that's where you end up
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because you can't like it's hard to
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scale for seriously but you'll take him
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seriously my friend like oh maybe ABC
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you can't take some out
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seriously i would watch I would watch at
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least the pilot and I you know that
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would be my sort of out there show for
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the year like all right I I don't know
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this seems weird but you know it there's
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something in it that's compelling that
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would that would make me tune in for at
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least the first episode and see how it
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goes from there i will say that i was
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exceedingly disappointed that the title
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dread Zeppelin was already taken by the
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that sounds like a sci-fi show by the
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the mega shark vs giant octopus vs dread
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zeppelin it's good stuff
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alright and we're out of time tonight
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how that's yeah all right shape Jason
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top to top that one right
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yeah this is going to be an anti-climax
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boy wow alright you can always fix it in
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alright so my show was called my show is
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called the bridge and I do have an
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elevator pitch which is it's uh it's the
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west wing meet star trek so my
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characters of course captain kirk the
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the captain of the enterprise dr Hawkeye
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Pierce the chief medical officer he's
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wisecracking but his his wife's cracking
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is punctuated by dramatic moments of
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humanity
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I lieutenant Willow Rosenberg is the
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science and magic officer aboard the
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lieutenant Jeff Murdock is the helmsman
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he is a single guy always seeking
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companionship at the mess hall but he
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sort of hapless in his attempts and they
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usually cause more complications then
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then he intent intends that's just a
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fact of life for poor jeff his hapless
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commander Thomas Magnum is the first
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officer a veteran of the Klingon Wars
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who clashes often with Captain Kirk on
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who gets to go on the landing parties
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Lieutenant Commander kaylee frye is the
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chief engineer she is attracted to Jeff
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Murdock but the relationship is fraught
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with complications usually owing to his
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mishaps with other women
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lieutenant Jerry Seinfeld the navigator
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he's good at his job but brings a dry up
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observational humor about the situations
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that the enterprise find themselves in
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instant Veronica Mars the communications
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officer she's young but she's very
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she understands what's going on she can
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investigate things and learn more and is
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often frustrated about the fact that she
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only has she most of the time her job is
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to say hailing frequencies open the
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endlessly put-upon yeoman to Captain
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Kirk is young man charlie brown and no
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man around and yo man charlie brown and
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and our last our last character is Omar
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little a roguish free trader who
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operates on the edge of fate Federation
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law sometimes a hero
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sometimes a villain usually both captain
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kirk knows Omar is a man of his word but
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never knows what his ulterior motives
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are blue and here's here's your plot
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synopsis for the pilot episode the crew
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was called in to the briefing room in
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the early hours of the morning after
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news that a treaty negotiation with the
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Andorians has broken down largely due to
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the staff attempts to run damage control
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with Federation HQ
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discovers that the woman he slept with
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the previous night was in fact a Klingon
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spy in disguise the fact discovered only
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thanks to a chance encounter with a
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triple purchased by Lieutenant Commander
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her years and veronica mars put-upon yo
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man charlie brown and science officer
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Willow Rosenberg our approach by Omar a
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mysterious trader who claims to know
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about a conspiracy to make the
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Federation look bad in order to win a
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vital mining contract Omar's tip causes
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them to inadvertently caused yet more
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damage leading to a dressing down by
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magnum back on the enterprise when a
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crew member is killed in a clash with
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the discovered Klingon spy Hawkeye
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Pierce's normal wisecracking nature
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the episode he tells captain kirk about
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the death leading Kirk and his staff to
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appear before the council negotiating
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the treaty and revealing how the
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Klingons were conspiring to derail the
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negotiations the episode ends with Kirk
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making a joke and ever
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one laughing now of course the first us
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now let me explain like the west wing
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the point here is that all Captain Kirk
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is the center of central figure of the
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show he's not intended to be the
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character with the most screen time it
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you know his heat he is at the center
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just like President Bartlet was at the
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center of the west wing but it's really
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about the crew and how they relate to
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one another and the various sort of
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dramatic incidents in their lives as
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well as humorous incidents it really is
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a a kind of a combination drama and
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comedy or drama t if you will and I
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camel it is it is an account like with
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one hump or something it is you could
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also be a comma but i prefer dramedy you
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can choose either one anyway and and i
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think that in every episode basically
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Hawkeye Pierce will be making a
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wisecracking and suddenly somebody will
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die and he'll have to be very serious or
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burst into tears are our complete
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nervous breakdown and you can see that
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will have some you know interaction
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because you know Jeff and kaylee know
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that they really are meant to be
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together but it always goes horribly
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wrong and he makes terrible mistakes and
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and you know magnum insist on going in
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the shuttlecraft and Captain Kirk wants
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to drive the shuttlecraft himself
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there's a lot of fighting about that and
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all the time never stop and ask for
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direction all the time Jerry Seinfeld
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it's just like you know pushing buttons
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at the console on the bridge was a who
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is buttons doing
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hey that's why did the endorians have
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those antennae they're not bugs they're
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just like great guys what's that about
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so that the bridge that's my show who
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all these Andorians I just love the idea
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of the interactions between a dejected
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Jeff Murdock and put-upon yeoman Charlie
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Brown seems like a perfect combo a child
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asked friends short shrift in the pilot
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but Charlie as as the you know the
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right-hand man to the president I mean
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captain charlie charlie
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he's he's good grief you know is it's
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gonna be his most common on the
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catchphrase but uh you know it's a tough
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job it's a tough job being a the the guy
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who's got to make everything happen for
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Captain Kirk he's got to like clean up
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the the captain's quarters he's got to
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shoo away the women who are
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or who are overstaying their welcome the
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next morning he's gotta polish the
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captain's Blake's take a towel on
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yeah he's a good man charlie brown he is
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a good man
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it's true and whenever they line up for
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protein tablets he ends up getting a
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rock instead if it's true it's true also
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that there's that episode where Veronica
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Mars and he go on the holodeck it to
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play some touch football and she that's
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not right also more low horrible but oh
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except that she snatches the ball away
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from it the last man or whatever that
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I don't know what that means I think
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this is a structural problem in the
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premise of West Wing combined with star
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trek in the West Wing the most exciting
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place to be was in the White House
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because it's a place where you normally
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don't get to see so you wanted to be in
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there with the president with this staff
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in the place that you don't normally get
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to see when you're on a spaceship the
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most exciting stuff is out the window
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the plants you're going to the aliens
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the space combat and if the whole show
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is going to be like west wing it would
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be like I'm in a spaceship but all i see
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i keep seeing the same three corridors
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and they're sitting in a massive looking
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at the Stars you know what I mean it's
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like it's like reverse what I'd say to
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that is that is that I see your point
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mr. executive for budgetary reasons
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we're going to make sure that the
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standing sets are are are good and are
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used but if you look back to our
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template of the original Star Trek they
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also have away missions and although our
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pilot is set on a space station there
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are going to be members of the team are
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going to go on missions they might be
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separated they might be joined by red
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shirts who are horribly killed which
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will allow hot guy to have his moment of
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reflection about man's inhumanity to
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Klingon and at but there will be time
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for them to adventure on their own
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because you know the captain can't do it
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all is 350 people on that ship is there
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an external antagonists though because
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like there was like the Republicans on
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the west wing like what is the external
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force that's well we've got the
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geopolitical tensions of the Klingons
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and the Romulans it was far as les plus
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you've got the well before heads really
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pretty much we're all the same in the
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original Star Trek stuff anyway with the
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the but then there's omar and omar is
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more of a a a paralyzer sort of
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character agent he's a free agent and
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mysterious and he may he and Kirk have a
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little back-and-forth about should I
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trust him or not and sometimes he's
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trustworthy but you never know
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he's coming from so you've got both
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you've got the both the large
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geopolitical ramifications in this sort
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of like inter personal antagonism
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between omar and the captain at home are
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beyond every episode
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Omar is the plan is decide him to be
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recurring so in a in a 22-episode season
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he probably appear 12 13 times but we
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would like to have an option to make him
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a series regular after the first season
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if he is a successful because i think
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the real tension should be a tomar
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somehow becomes part of the crew he's
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drafted perhaps yeah and and then our
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yeah it's it's possible I yes and uh I
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want to discussing this premise with my
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wife she suggested that he could be in
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ten-forward my said that that's the
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wrong show
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and her response was well then nine
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forward to serving the old enterprise
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more likely use it happen forward for
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just a few fewer forwards anyway
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yes Omar Omar's secrets will be revealed
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an end and I haven't decided yet whether
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he's actually a federation agent or a
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Klingon into the eyes or both or triple
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I i'm scott i would have to go with
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Scott that I think I think needs more
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Omar is probably the top of my list and
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got any of it and then we're gonna wear
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my suggestion for a title needs more
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homework these are Omar yeah that's
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actually i think what we like for me it
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would be like oh I'm intrigued by this
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as a show but i would I feel like maybe
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i might be you would have to work hard
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to keep me interested if say for example
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the pilot you know Omar plays a major
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part baby and you know episode to you
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got to do that thing where like are we
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had established not just about this
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right other places you might lose me a
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little bit as I think what about Omar
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like what happened with him
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well Omar wasn't in every episode of the
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wire you know they they were careful
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with their use of Omar in the wire as
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well this is true but I mean he sounds
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to me like the most you know I think he
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would be
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would be
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the personality might be most intrigued
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with his relationship with kirk and how
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that's going to play out are we kidding
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by the third season he's going to be
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like the Fonz it's gonna be the omar
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show guest star in Cathy's gonna ride a
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motorcycle over ash over a space sharks
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pace chart
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yes Klingon shark a triple shark shark
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made entirely of trouble
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alright so that's that's Maya that's my
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promise i think i think we have to we
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should all we should pick which which
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networks everybody's shows are most
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likely to error because i think i think
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i've heard you say so myself
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I've made a perfect CW show fifth-degree
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yes I i know my limits after after much
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research you have come to the perfect CW
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show lightning bug is is a would be a
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sci-fi channel show but it doesn't have
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the budget so it's gonna have to be a
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fox show in the handset fox and cancel
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get yours would be sci-fi thank you i
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think you could pull yours off on syfy
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Jason you know i think i got for NBC I
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get CNBC I could CNBC's like we need
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some drama we need we need an hour-long
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I could I could definitely buy it on NBC
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Scott McNulty show is on CBS yes yes it
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is and and 30 years ago and I think I
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think run show is is maybe ABC I think
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ABC might might go for like we've all
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yep we gotta follow that up with
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something intriguing i have to be
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another flash forward that text is a
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threat flash for whatever network that
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was that's our show
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yeah yeah and Steve Steve show again
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yeah I think that's a I think that's
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premium cable i think that's at HBO HBO
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pays for a season and then maybe cancels
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it was gonna say cinemas stars neurology
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hour or sign maybe stars no stars
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enforce a file that much though as long
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as could be on FX
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it's got a FX vibe ah effects doesn't
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decide Father well not yet
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FX is a little too serious aspect does
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anything they want to do they haven't
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heard this podcast I'm thinking HBO
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because then we can explore the
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passionate romance between Larry dallas
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and the puppet cat
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yeah mhm and the poop scooping I think
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HBO maybe the only people brave enough
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to touch this show and scary
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that's the rest of them were cowards
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that's why this through this is here if
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cat puppets poop right now time for
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weren't you're responsible for this
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entire sham of a travesty and yet didn't
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actually participate no draft so we gave
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you a team
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you're gonna make some swaps since this
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was an auto pick team where we force
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characters on to you let me recap the
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characters that we gave you
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we gave you Kara Thrace starbucks from
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battlestar galactica walks on a Troy
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from Star Trek The Next Generation Chuck
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girl named Chuck from pushing daisies
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circle himself from family matters
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Becca Valentine from gene roddenberry's
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Andromeda Jack Donaghy from 30 rock
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your choice
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ba Baracus from the a-team Daniel
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Faraday from lost and Jimmy McNulty for
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the wire now what you're going to make
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some alterations is that right I
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team i was i was not upset about the
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choices you made
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although I realize you are trying to
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make it hard for me but I'm going to
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defeat you
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so for i'm going to swaps so for Daniel
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Faraday there watch lost i'm taking
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Holly the computer from red dwarf ok
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the male the male version and then
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instead of care three since I never
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watch battlestar galactica to my shame
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i'm taking gadget hack wrench from chip
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n dale rescue
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right which is surprised no one they are
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synonymous
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I gave Jason was on the ball here he
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would have had the respirators the
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gadget patterns was on my list could
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pick I figured I think she's on
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everybody's list of it or not
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alright so so was her for halloween
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those with those alterations and it is
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good list although I regret in listening
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back to the to the draft Steve let's try
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to give you less nessman from wkrp in
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cincinnati i would take the management i
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really regret not giving you less
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management ok so in whatever and
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whatever show less decimals and he would
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be operating a helicopter yes yes God is
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my witness I thought turkeys could fly
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so Glenn lay it on us give us your give
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us your pitch
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ok I don't the name for this show
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strangely it's the one thing you didn't
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pick up until this moment with you guys
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will give you anything so all right so
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here's the pitch here's the pitch not
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the pilot the pitch ba Baracus runs a
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junkyard didn't see that coming right
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with his nephew Urkel VA runs the
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junkyard side and Urkel runs the
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electronics recycling part and oracle of
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course regularly actually turns off the
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yards giant electromagnetic thing that
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pulls up cars and stuff it causes tons
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of broken metal to fall into bjs
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favorite muscle car he says did i do
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that so we have the catchphrase right
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fortunately gadget who appears as an
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animated mouse in the show is always
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available to repair the car even when
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it's been disintegrated two component
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atoms gadget is motion-capture CGI and
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she's as large as the rest of the cast
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mates this is not really explained she's
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played by any circuit of course circus
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of course the capture it's just a you
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know the only one in the Union
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apparently there's a very small it's got
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a great gig so here's the gag it's not a
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regular junkyard it's a junkyard in the
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future it's a space ish junkyard on
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earth so it's all broken hover cards
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discarded 400 in splash displays and
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it's called the Gumby junkyard because
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in the future everything is nostalgic
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tribute to Gumby damn it where cartoon
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characters can roam freely among the
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real people using hardlight holographic
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hardware that's a red dwarf and a you
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know Star Trek Voyager reference Gumby
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appears in that form
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he's a hard light heart holograph to
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welcome customers but they made an error
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in research they made him the eddie
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murphy Gumby instead of the insipid
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claymation Gumby I he and you also
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provides the narration for the show of
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course so so boss Jack Jack Donaghy who
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owns the junkyard isn't having any of
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that you know what that is
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he's not having any of that he lost his
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fortune playing cards with three are man
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who was cheating
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he's always chomping on an electronic
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cigar and saying his trademark phrase
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one of these days to the moon because
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he's secretly working on a spaceship
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made of junk that will take into the
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I his wife likes a Detroit has a
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mysterious past and drives everyone
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crazy by discussing their innermost
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secrets without them first having
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disclose them
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she's secretly having an affair with
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circle because they are the two most
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equally matched irritating characters in
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all of television i would challenge you
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except for family ties third season
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neighbor next door character might be he
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should be on this show as well but not
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like a security officer I know next
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draft contract something security
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officer Beckett that Valentine
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hard-as-nails fast as lightning has an
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appt see habit of dropping dripping lime
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juice into her eyes just for the thrill
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of it she can't stand gadget she's every
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chance he has to cut her down gadget is
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oddly oblivious and she also rarely
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blinks part of your character Valentine
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blows off steam with her body Chuck who
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despite having the dad is rather
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charming helps her rundown problems of
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course and all the Valentine's
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co-workers assume the two of them are
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lovers because need that in modern shows
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apparently Valentine relies on a salvage
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mining ship ki holi to monitor the
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grounds but holly is a very bright so
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things are always happening because you
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know it's a show things are happening
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and finally Jimmy McNulty is a detective
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busted for his back attitude bad
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attitude back to walking a beat he stops
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by to run down leads and sleep off his
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bad memories
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he's also there to try to make time with
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gadget who doesn't understand expanses
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logically enough since he's a cartoon
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mouse but she keeps the Taser handy just
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in case that's my concept so so it's a
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drama it so maybe it's a drama comedy
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camel Dottie it is it is Sanford and Son
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in the 20 it is Sanford and Son model as
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we go BA and circle it would be or
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variety hour
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what's goodie could you know it's
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because you can bring cartoon characters
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and other extinct being so you might
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have got it'sit's I ain't gettin on no
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plane parentheses of exemptions it's a
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Lincoln dunno pretty starship airplane
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wow it's um Jefferson yeah so I could
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push the pilot now you're ready for the
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pilot oh there's more oh there's the
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privilege because that was a pitch that
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was just the concept that Sarah Connor
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can apply it was the elevator pitch but
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it's a really long elevator ride
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alright the elevator is broken down i
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got i got a pilot but I want to pitch it
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i can now i can take I want to hear pick
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this sucker alright so the episode opens
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voices it so you know longshot you don't
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see anybody starts up and there's our
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voices arguing one deep and one
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high-pitched and grading and you move
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through all this junk it starts with old
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you know
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Chrysler's and things and it starts
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getting more and more modern equipment
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as they pass through and finally you see
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ba Baracus argue with oracle / hovercar
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flux capacitors that were stolen
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he was ready to get rid of them he
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thinks the circles taking them and sold
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the matter is under his nose I don't
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know what you're talking about mr.
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Baracus and then Donaghy person stop
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your yappin we have a shipment of 10
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million blackberry playbook stew process
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for the unobtanium that the Canadians
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actually baked into the cpu Canadians to
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the moon and you leave so we go in
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another scene as it goes are you going
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to have got more important now I can
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just do i can just to shower and here i
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wish we were on a hangout so you can see
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me cracking up with me because I know he
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has the entire thing written really does
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script is available on request now it's
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just a apartment so the episode
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progresses more and more things get
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Becca starts investigating Jimmy tries
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to help out gadget suspected she calls
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and guest stars Chip and Dale of course
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and they show up they mostly knock over
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things they don't really but you know
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you need for comic relief because it's a
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dramedy or a comma or something like
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finally turns out that gumbys
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responsible as programming so erratic he
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thought he was supposed to be running a
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black-market operation to to keep things
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lively and
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there's great happy reconciliation yeah
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alright that's the pilot so it is a
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sitcom then definitely sort of shirt on
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no one dies but uh you know yet but with
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a laugh track right piped-in that's why
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I think any thoughts for me uh from the
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audience about this 1i I like the
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mismatch and i like i like a like blends
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Alec Baldwin impression i actually think
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that myself for me I quite like lens
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Alec Baldwin impression agree to the
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moon shoes like literally Kramden Ralph
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Baldwin I was ready for the locks on the
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trip little future on wed doesn't do
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walks on the troy i think there are not
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enough sigh comedies in the world so
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especially with mr. t what does anyone
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remember me
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guys who ran the junkyard the andy
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griffith show in which you want to jump
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her obvious 12
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yes yes no yes but none of us remember
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that was my inspiration resolving a
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rocket yeah they were building Ronnie
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when they go to the moon to salvage
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stuff I just haha it was nearly as good
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as way out space nuts with papa john
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denver the only way you could have made
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this better was incorporating some kind
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of see like one of the characters a
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secret artists all of the iron giant
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because that's what I always think of
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when I think of giant junkyard some
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gadget be doing that the spare time you
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think that she's all business and just
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makes ridiculous gadgets don't work but
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their spare time she's sculpting in the
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back 40 or maybe check yeah cos is a
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sensitive person who's building yeah I
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thought use a little underutilized yeah
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it's true
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later episodes that nothing left
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yeah how many episodes do we give this
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show all room for chipper debt eight
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chippendale we have to get the amino
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emotional romantic resolution with chip
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are they lovers they have a very sexual
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characteristics no one knows is there is
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there that'll be that's a great part of
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the pitch by the way
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yeah i'll pass now propose that to get
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executives yes mystery of the primary
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sexual eight arrested great you know
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Greg bunny made that acceptable right
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when it
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adjustable Greg the bunny went on to
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great success and that's it did this all
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right thank you for listening to my
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pitch and thank you for stepping through
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your portal in space-time to pitch it to
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Angie thank you
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alright so so yeah with the this
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happened so what does never do almost
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everything gets the chance never did it
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happen i'm not sure if it happened so we
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learned sports analogies don't worry we
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have any listeners left after the
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deposition I was entertained you know I
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I thought it was a I thought it was a
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fascinating exercise and in complete
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insanity and white why does sports fans
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have all the fun you know TV fans gonna
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have fun to have a winner let's vote for
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our favorite show
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alright okay yea vote for your on how do
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you do this ok everybody remind
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everybody send me a skype a semi skype
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message right now you know a little
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skype by instant message with your vote
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and it'll be secret ballot to figure out
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how to do that
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oh alright it's a tie
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that's high nobody is so so I'm going to
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hold on a second i'm gonna i'm gonna do
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a tiebreaker who those are the finalists
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yes please the fate of the universe is
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instead is in Jon's hands
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I can't believe that says but I there
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you go alright that seems dangerous
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ladies and gentlemen we have a winner
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tabulated I by the law office of my
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shirts & Young came by and they said
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these are terrible ideas but the winner
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is Steve lots
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thank you saying congratulations Adam
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Henrique for me I I knew my strategy of
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putting you all the sleep so that you
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would not answer are asked questions and
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expose the gaping plot holes with that
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would be a wooden actually any show with
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an omnipotent character who's
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controlling the fabric of reality you
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have no plot holes
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this is true Anthony just made it that
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way sorry I think there have to be
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limits though or else it's just
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ridiculous
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well that's why that's why I voted for
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is in the in the final showdown thing
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here was it wasn't my original vote
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definitely was because Nicholas
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character
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choices like the only way I think you
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can make them work is if it's built into
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the premises your show that insane
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ridiculous things are gonna like so he's
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got an excuse in other words first thing
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all tour to be there and for the reacts
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with all that crazy stuff where's Jason
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was trying to make a conventional show
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with Charlie Brown and a couple of
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people who don't fit my originals for
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rent but yes this is why I had to pick
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Anthony fremont first and suffer the
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slings and everyone else when I felt
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like guys I understand that that's not
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matter what you pick them no one else
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was like a puppy but what if somebody
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had not been completely screwed I can't
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believe me I think you people have a
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bias against sitcoms and maybe possibly
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my shows a moneymaker mine is a sick up
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did you miss that I like your present
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that's what's gonna happen you know if
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it all these other shows are gonna be
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cancelled them and then after five years
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were going to say what Q conquers all is
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still on the air
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second many not really here and Scott
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will will like literally be wearing a
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different Hawaiian shirt every hour that
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they actually replaced q in season three
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with ashton kutcher or decorate it was
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he's a down-on-his-luck billionaire by
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night omnipotence my day no one really
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noticed we replaced him with Anthony
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when that show was canceled
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haha nice pickup so now i have to ask
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what if we learned i'm going to the
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never do this again
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well we've learned that we have way too
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much time on our hands yes yes network
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executives are idiots
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clearly we are we're idiots also
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triggers yes never do so for nothing
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learn you've said so that was that I
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think that's changed squandered the
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goodwill of a number of otherwise
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pleasant listeners yes listener now had
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to be done
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yeah it was it was necessary actually
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i'll see you next week guys
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ya next week we could we could run our
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own television network of all the shows
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on that one network
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yeah only behind time machine di yeah
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yes we would need a time machine yes if
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we had a time machine we would end the
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multi-millionaire order to get
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everything i do about it
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there's your premise for a new TV show
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right there and with your friends over
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time machine what's the first thing we
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do they started TV network that's
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resulting in that call the alacrity
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night and then the fun British they're
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dancing with vacuum cleaner wackiness
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that's right the register is Dancing
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with the Stars and vacuum cleaners who
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see time machine and all things are
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possible
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it's true they made hot tub time machine
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right I would root for the antagonist of
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that show who is trying to get the time
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machine away from the moon and
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everything is normal
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haha shut down the network yeah alright
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yeah well that that wraps up this
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ridiculous thing that we tried this
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podcast is over and so before we go I
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want to say thank you to come I guess
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one last time before they commit ritual
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suicide i think the showrunner of
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lightning bug John syracuse oh thank you
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for for participating in this in this
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exercise and taking it seriously sort of
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to a point i was on the show Jason you
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have all the shows you've been on this
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was one of them
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Scott McNulty showrunner of Q conquers
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what's the secret to your success i just
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got an email from chuck lorre he's going
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to produce my show so screams well
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alright fair enough Dan more'n producer
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of bloody yes that was the working title
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the TV critics loved that because they
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can say things like bloody awful so
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that's the same old only in Britain yeah
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trust me I've got I've got 20 more
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potential titles will do that after in
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the the after
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oh I can't wait for that oh they're good
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trust me all right Steve let's our
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winner tonight and the showrunner and
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creator of good thank you for being here
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you're welcome and i challenge you to
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edit my portion of this podcast you have
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you have pummeled us into submission
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thank you sir your premise it was my aim
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yes well well done well played sir Eddie
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Caldwell creator of wiretapped yes this
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was a good idea to thank you well thank
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you know it is littered with bad ideas
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and this was a good way
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it was fun to create a good mediocre
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idea and I that we would be remiss if we
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didn't also cite Glenn Fleischman
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who was the guy who thought we should do
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this and then didn't ever do it he may
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be the smartest of assault yes I curse
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andrew is all yes Yesi outwitted us and
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now only shelter my repeller of
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audiences and replied guess she's
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meditating somewhere and breathing
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deeply I think I can hear him from
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hearing so all right we all should join
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it well again on behalf of all of us I
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am I am the creator of the bridge
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thank you all for listening to this
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ridiculousness and yeah we're sorry
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until next time if there is a next time
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again I think the jury's still out on
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thanks for listening goodbye 8its now
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Stiles you don't want
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I titles actually really bad yeah why
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alright so I've got several I just kept
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shouting stuff down whenever I thought
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stuff most of these are very bad puns as
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you as you realize we got here we got
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bang you
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thanks for nothing thanks but no thanks
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thanks for hire thanks for the number ok
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that's it up and come with me over this
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guy who the bloody minded this one I
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thought my work better as a episode
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title Midnight in the Garden of evil and
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evil undead life on the street
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lv4 vampire bat shit crazy on the
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Nightrider street okay okay night-night
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moonlighting to have fangs will travel
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there's one more thing Wow uh worse than
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their bite up stop vamps but the 323
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vampyre scream vampires and things
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