The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► welcome to yet another episode of the [TS]

00:00:02 ◼   ► incomparable I am as always your host [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► like Friedman I'm going today by an [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► absolutely incredible and who we all in [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► firing the incomparable podcast number [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► 85 april first twenty-twelve welcome to [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► the incomparable prime universe variety [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► episode 85 i'm your host as always [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► Jason smell and i'm joined today by two [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► teams of contestants who are going to [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► fight against each other to the death or [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► at least on a podcast to gain and to the [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► pain exactly in and something that we've [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► never done before that we like to call [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► what we call this the incomparable game [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► show as a way to celebrate the [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► ridiculousness of april fools day so [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► where did you ever come up with that [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► name being comfortable game show [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► I got it out of a vending machine I [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► thought the show was called train wreck [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► in a coal mine [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► yeah a train wreck coming that's our [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► that's our our slogan for the [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► uncomfortable game show [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► thank you train wreck a common I we have [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► split the six contestants into two teams [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► and then I realized they were they were [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► my contemporaries and people who are [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► roughly a decade younger than me so I've [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► made them team old men and team young [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► man so team old features Steve let's hi [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► Steve ledge [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► who are you I've startled him he's the [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► old prospector a team old second member [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► glen fleshman hi Glenn [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► good news everyone and also one team old [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► men great moss [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► I've just soiled myself now let's move [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► to the younger and spryer people who are [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► in their thirties with pristine team [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► young dan more'n I damn this is totally [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► rad John siracusa I think it's insulting [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► that i'm not on the old man cranky and [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► what do I have to do [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► get on the old you know what we gotta [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► know what do you guys like it's have him [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► okay [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► your old on the inside you're over me [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► and I know I think John makes the [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► mistake of thinking that there's dignity [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► on the old man team yeah haha clearly [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► not and also young man Scott melting [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► haha oh I think cracking this transcends [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► age it does we were all cranky old man [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► it's just that some of your younger [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► cranky old man for your shoulder crazy [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► as I think the youngest person on the [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► podcast I'm a cranky young man I sound [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► old [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► yeah you do it's confusing i believe [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► that i believe the show is pretty [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► infected all the old men are sick or [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► suffering allergies justjust to notice [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► will be considered links with already [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► got the young men were just waiting for [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► you to die [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► yeah you can take their spots on Team [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► old man have you kids and your death [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► panels i tell you so I here's how this [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► is gonna go uh I am going to ask a [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► series of questions and ask you to [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► perform a series of tasks in a several [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► rounds as many as nine perhaps if we [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► have the time and I will grant points [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► based on how you know I cheese and the [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► point train wreck coming and the points [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► are worthless and don't see anything and [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► I'll declare a winner at the end and to [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► the train wreck will then happen so [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► round one this week all random access [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► i'm going to ask each of you one [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► question you have to answer it yourself [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► there are two points for every right [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► answer and it begins with Greg Greg in [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► which and no googling no googling I'm [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► warning you now your immortal soul [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► google forfeit if you use ultimately [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► cause for expulsion and become the part [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► you can no you cannot bring it up Oh [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► things a young man's game McNulty might [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► go for being say I should be the old [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► man's to you going to go for through its [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► through Greg waste Greg in which star [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► wars movie does bib Fortuna appear there [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► are [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► choose from plastics his empire isn't it [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► yeah we allowed to hack off because I'm [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► ready yeah its return of the jedi no [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► points for you [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► Oh mom I mean shameful [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► yeah shameful scopic melting your [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► question yes [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► ok name but this is way too easy for you [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► okay well named both Star Trek movies in [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► which the USS Enterprise is destroyed [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► Oh forgive me i ah what a star trek 3 [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► which is the search for spock and uh now [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► I'm drawing a blank enterprise is [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► destroyed in the now I can't even [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► remember i'm joking [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► hello shot george's star trek five [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► perfect i'm sorry it's strictly [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► instructed generations and yeah you know [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► it p is no point in like Star Trek and [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► the enterprise and the enterprise be is [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► also destroyed that's true [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► Wow Steve yes I've known both of the [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► last two questions so I'm guaranteed not [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► to shaggy from scooby-doo and Robin from [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► the superior voiced by the same person [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► named him [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► this is so damn thats when I know his [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► top 40 host casey kasem correct [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► finally a right answer i'm slightly less [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► embarrassed for for all of you [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► Glenn yes name the first returning [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► villain / monster when doctor who was [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► revived seven years ago what was the [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► full returning villain to appear Lee the [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► Nestene consciousness in the form of [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► plastic people it controls remotely I [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► they they're commonly called the Autons [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► but you're absolutely right [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► two points for Team old mo Dan Morgan my [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► hip and Warren [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► how many original for kosovo novels have [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► been published [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► I'm telling you I can i count you can [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► try to count but just don't look it up [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► no kick-out if you could do it out loud [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► that would be better without cat right [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► so we've got yards of honor [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► re ours is a podcast where is [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► apprenticed the board game that again de [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► they get a little murky recounting ethan [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► of athos do i get ruling on that uh yes [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► I ok ethernet those a mirror dance [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► brother-in-arms komar a a civil campaign [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► diplomatic immunity cryo burn and i'm [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► pretty sure i forgot one in there but [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► i'll just say to the top now to say a [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► 13-11 sorry na mother that's all the [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► time we've got folks good night but I [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► counted [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► yeah johnson didn't want to i want the [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► judges i am the judge [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► I've ruled you guilty John siracusa [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► which movie was released first and you [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► can ask for a definition of that if you [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► would like to quibble release first [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► kiki's delivery service acquittal of [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► course you would [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► kiki's delivery service or goodfellas [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► equivalent going to be in America or [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► Japan but it's not like I help you know [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► in the i would say originally released [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► broadly and theatrically I kiki's [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► delivery service correct two points for [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► Team young by one year not only 99 a 99 [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► you wouldn't think of those as [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► contemporaneous but they actually were [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► all right do i get extra points for [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► knowing the years [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► let's said no you don't let's go to the [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► scores for 22 open well well it took but [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► you don't don't don't don't do the movie [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► online game [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► alright it's time for round two I call [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► this nerd dictionary and here's how it [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► works [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► each team will announce a word each [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► player on a team will give you a [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► definition one of them is true the other [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► two definitions are false [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► the other team needs to choose with [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► again [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► is no peeking needs to needs to choose [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► which term is actually correct these are [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► sci-fi terms so team old what is your [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► word [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► our word is park mara pokémon are all [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► right who would like to go first in [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► defining pokémon I'm ready go for a [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► client since I lens it out all right you [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► should do it so you know every character [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► has to have something they shot when [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► going into battle for Worf it's nick got [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► blocked all ancient Athenians shouted I [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► looked this up 10 and the remote cream [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► on race in the Star Wars novels not the [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► movies wooden chief there two blades one [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► short and one long and cry pokémon ah [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► excellent excellent [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► Steve how about you I I 2 i'm gonna go [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► with a a star trek term epoch mara our [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► races of aliens from from the star trek [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► universe specifically Babylon 5 who I [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► have one is not human our interactive [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► get your story straight [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► it's in space not just pick one no [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► Babylon 5 it's another space show i [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► wonder if there's also greg said star [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► wars so you've completed all science [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► fiction that's indeed your movies into [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► one big okay go ahead one of the pack [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► whether the hawk wait seriously Babylon [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► 5 is not a starter is starting your face [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► not really even how are you even on this [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► part that's a good question [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► it's a fair point alright fine there an [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► alien race from Babylon 5 marar uh who [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► are basically humanoids a button instead [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► of a regular human like head they have a [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► baby [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► cthulhu attached to their next and they [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► eat they eat carrion preferably stuff [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► has been sitting around for a while [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► although they avoid ocean fish for some [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► reason [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► which is weird with their heads being [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► basically like squids that we're all [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► about my god anti-capitalism thing [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► well and they look like seafood so maybe [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► thats that's the thing right arm and and [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► they have a very unique and in somewhat [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► heinous mechanism for food digestion and [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► expulsion so they get their own their [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► own bathroom facilities include Babylon [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► excellent excellent Greg what about you [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► what's your definition for pokémon ah [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► in in the novel dune among the flora and [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► fauna of Arrakis just as that mouth did [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► was chosen as the name of the Paul it [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► was a small desert mouse among the other [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► species listed on the planet that he [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► could have chosen from and that that [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► particular characteristics was the [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► pokémon ah and he didn't he didn't [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► choose that we know what kind of animal [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► it was it's you know small desert mouse [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► mouse [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► ok so day a rodent type some sort of you [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► know tail whiskers [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► alright little classy black eyes Paul [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► did show you ginormous fangs chosen [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► didn't night little stillsuit on them [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► got it alright I team young which of our [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► which of our old men is telling the [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► truth about pokémon ah I'm we need to I [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► don't know you like lies to me [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► team old understand you also like a girl [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► especially Steve so we should pick is [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► yes clearly [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► oh the double bluff does anyone actually [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► know what it is I do [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► yeah I I today and they do thank you for [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► the hood we know what it is um no I [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► don't know what I i don't think i don't [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► think it's great but I that's that's [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► kind of my feelings don't matter but i'm [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► not i'm not sure exactly what Glenn's I [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► vote for Glenn as the real one [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► what's your vote Tom got which one which [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► was gone again forgotten the first one [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► it's a battle court ride or walk about [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► you just really enjoy saying that don't [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► usually does to the moon a perverse part [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► of me still wants to go with Steve's but [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► I [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► I will defer to be others member of the [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► young man's t.o.o that's a mistake about [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► your heart no we gotta reach an all-new [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► get you started [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► you're the tiebreaker here oh this is [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► not a good well rather time for school [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► haha i will I think maybe uh I will go [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► with Steve as well you know you went [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► with steeper the only run the other way [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► with Glenn I'm very good wet now [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► not that it's not time yet young men [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► young men what is your what do you think [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► I I'm glad you're gonna switch to Steve [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► and the question you're gonna go with [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► the original gut instinct and go Steve [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► and then we'll be you and Scott voting [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► for Steve that's how I will go with i'm [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► going to receive I'm going Steve I like [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► it arnstein of it that's our final [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► answer [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► and although Babylon 5 is not part of [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► the star trek universe Tupac marar [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► indeed carrion-eaters on Babylon at work [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► yes that's good [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► thailand as the oldest I'm guiding you [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► I'm guiding the younger members of the [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► team [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► bye-bye away sway process is sending [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► them away so I five points for the young [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► team on that one and for guessing it [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► properly and i'm going to give a two [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► bonus points to the old men for [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► thoroughly confusing the young men with [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► their lives and especially that's really [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► first and for being said what r you [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► gonna get the bonus points we figure it [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► out we got a right well get confused as [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► well your your your portrayal of your [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► lives gives you bonus points so that you [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► will now get the chance to get them to [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► but Steve get those points for for [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► telling the truth so ineffectively uh [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► yes right of course I knew that Star [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► Trek in Babylon 5 or totally unrelated [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► entities that [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► some sort of memory yes ok so team young [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► it is your turn what is your word are [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► worried you should call in somebody so [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► we don't i'll get away by I i will call [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► in somebody but so Scott what is your [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► word it is [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► camera camera yeah right [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► and who would like to go first can you [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► use it in a sentence I can use a sense [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► and it's going to go first all right [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► before we start what's the definition [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► haha you guys were just having like one [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► direction reg camera is a noun [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► it's a small lizard creature that lives [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► on the planet of bokra and the star wars [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► novel the truth before or to use it in a [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► sentence throw another camera on the [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► barbie [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► alright wow you would like to go next [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► time i think is going on I just had this [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► awful realization that Jason is Peter [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► sagal in this situation yes it's true i [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► will go next [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► so we even camera is actually from one [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► of the the seminal works of science [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► fiction Ursula K Le Guin's the light [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► hand the left hand of darkness excuse me [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► and it's actually refers to in the novel [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► as i'm sure you all know there are three [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► genders one is androgynous and they [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► enter into to make they enter into some [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► form of heat and this heat much like the [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► Vulcan pon farr is called camera [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► alright and John's alright a comer is [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► actually the name of these alchemists [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► type characters and a channel be a [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► little short story that i have never [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► read and the only reason I know this [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► definition is because jason said that [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► the story's called details [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► it's some kind of Lovecraft type story [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► about people like dabbling in the dark [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► arts with potions and stuff and [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► discovering like things lurking in the [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► cracks of the world i have tried to read [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► many China Mieville books and have not [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► made it through any of them so I sure [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► i'm sure i would not like the short [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► story either way to cover it up John [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► alright hold early rejection so team old [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► men do you have a choice about which one [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► of these is the true definition of [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► camera i think series rail [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► too hard for mr. around here i'm leaning [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► towards right without going into his [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► arguments but yea years ago I did too [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► and it sounds I thought when I first [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► heard the word I was thinking it was [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► from something i read long ago and I've [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► read naval recently and it doesn't ring [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► any bells so i'm i'm leaning left Steve [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► I'm voting like win too [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► ok we have consent alright now we're [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► going for the win I'll go with the [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► superior nerds sorry and in fact you are [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► correct it is from rehearsal kayla quinn [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► look at this both of you can actually [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► will actually read the book that's [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► unfair and yeah almost did 25 years ago [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► and i'm gonna give a bonus points to [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► John siracusa for for making it seem [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► like he couldn't be bothered to lie but [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► that was the longest gonna actually was [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► that would only really except for the [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► name and really everything that China [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► miracle story the fact that i can't read [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► his stuff the fact that sounds to me [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► like something from one of his books [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► that I don't like and yeah you can sit [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► with some kind of underwater creature [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► that no longer exists i would have [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► bought it but not alchemists alright uh [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► my canvas cameras come on this is around [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► 3 now we are moving around three it's [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► called which universe are you from i'm [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► going to name some aliens you will need [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► to tell me where they're from your [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► choice check babylon five choices are [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► your choices are marvel comics I don't [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► doctor-who or assigned novel was the [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► only choices because I must surely the [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► novel those any sci-fi novel so about [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► novelizations of doctor who and here's [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► how we're gonna go I'm gonna call today [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► I was going to say i'm going to [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► alternate between old and young so is [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► we're gonna start with team young scroll [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► Marvel I got nothing points8 excellent [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► where is it [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► yeah we as appears by person or by teams [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► are and well no you can't nobody has [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► shown that somebody's gotta shout out [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► and and and Scott shouted Marvel when [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► he's getting Scott's right and we confer [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► with am right it's a huge Fantastic Four [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► and ok you think you can confirm if you [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► want to confirm i received just confer [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► quietly so it's not misinterpreted as a [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► shout team old ok [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► k leds or colleagues if you would like [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► so we have Marvel Doctor Who or I think [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► it's a guy thing it's sci-fi novel what [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► do you think that's where I'm that's [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► Riley didn't find out sci-fi novel level [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► the K legs of course if you reassemble [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► the letters of the Daleks their dialects [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► all the grace of the Daleks [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► Oh doctor sucks to be old haha young and [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► team of the ways that matter LOL team [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► young dire Wraith what is the last word [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► their dire buying rate 3w wherever you [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► are i th yes every word of mouth sounds [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► like it comes from a comic book dire [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► regulate that's I feel like that's I [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► think that's my final and I think so too [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► did a great job [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► alright so finding and the diaries are [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► the shape-shifting race of aliens fought [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► by rom space night in the Marvel comic [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► of the same name [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► shame on you shame on all of you team up [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► to mold and professional race and D&D [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► which haven't had many not knowing any [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► of this was making me feel really good [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► about myself [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► dnd was not an option yeah Team hold [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► because NT because the night sort of a [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► sci-fi novel is that your final answer [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► cannot die novel so he's confident has [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► shouted out is good because ntr the are [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► the cat like alien race a popularized by [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► larry niven a series of books including [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► was gonna say Ringworld and i've ever [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► read it holds what do you know it's not [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► just read it i did and i forgot that [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► that wasn't my weed and maybe you should [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► be on tmobile you it can't remember is [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► Scott's book amnesia is kicking it a [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► team young the Shrike well that's [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► totally side Rhine oppel does not know [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► that's a dance Simmons I [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► which I can't remember the name of the [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► book but it's totally agree and i do [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► have period here [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► yes correct correct very good Scott to [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► paw and we are wrapping up with team old [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► with our last universe question team [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► old-fashioned Narada Oh doctor who [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► doctor who doctor who everybody agree [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► with me [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► I agree that plan right correct dr.move [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► Ashton nerado I disagree when there's a [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► sunbeam and you see stuff floating in it [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► those are murderous alien creatures that [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► will eat you or a chicken like I had [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► questioned nerado once but penicillin [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► clear it right up now saying alright [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► this course you'll find a lot of the [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► Lord Oakeshott because any younger [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► either sing ever saving you know that's [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► librarything on the downswing and now [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► big I i yes [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► moving on the score is 15 points for the [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► old men and 12 points for the young men [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► all right [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► oh we know it around for we call this [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► debate club somebody do it we're going [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► to two rounds of debate club and the way [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► this works is I'm going to make a [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► statement [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► somebody will have to take the pro [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► argument somebody will have to take the [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► Conn argument you have to do this on the [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► drop of the hat you just have to pick [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► and you have to go there are going to be [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► two separate arguments so each side will [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► get to select pro or con of one of them [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► you so you'll get the choice and one and [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► you'll have to take the alternate view [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► and the other so they'll be an initial [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► debate statement and then a rebuttal and [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► that's it ready for into understandable [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► doing that whole team's you guys all [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► have to just kind of pile on tmobile [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► then you get to choose procon on this [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► statement in a fight [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► neo from the matrix would totally wipe [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► out Superman would you like pro or con a [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► con don't you guys [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► well it depends on which reality they're [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► fighting in what has this could be part [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► of your argument but yea yea RT but we [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► do skon which is called having it's [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► kinda like a young men prepare your [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► argument for neo wiping out Superman the [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► old men are going to argue back on that [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► site that this is not true [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► and your time begins now what it comes [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► down to is what the real world is what [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► the physical world is and well Neil can [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► control anything inside the computer [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► once he gets out of the computer he's [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► just a man he could be torn to pieces by [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► Superman yeah and you know superman's [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► proven his ability across every reality [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► every size you can shrink to microscopic [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► size he could be bigger than entire [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► universes he can come back from the dead [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► he can restore multiverses he was just a [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► guy who's got some computer code that he [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► can manipulate i'm not really that [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► impressed with me oh I don't think a [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► Kryptonian would have any problem [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► adapting to that there is no spoon [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► philosophy of the matrix he could easily [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► outpaced neo and in understanding the [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► reality inside the computer if he [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► happened to be stuck there simply exit [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► himself from the computer and then and [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► then turn neo into soup it's true we all [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► know Kryptonian cells supercomputers [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► that far outweigh he could always bring [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► in tag team with Brainiac you know get [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► some Kryptonian back up there and if [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► things go really right well Superman the [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► last minute he'll use his super speed [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► and turn the earth backwards and go back [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► in time and try it again [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► neo even in the computer you know learns [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► kung foo stops a couple of bullets I'm [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► pretending that the second and third [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► movies didn't exist answer is nothing [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► particularly impressive that he does [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► Superman kicks his ass every which way [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► tmw have 90 seconds to rebut your time [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► begin I've got this one covered your [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► time begins now [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► oh alright as everyone knows in the [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► matrix the humans in an attempt to fight [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► the robots black out the sun to prevent [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► the robots from using solar power [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► without the Sun Superman does not have [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► his powers because we all know he [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► derives his powers from the yellow sign [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► of our third unlike the red side of [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► Krypton over the hell it is so with no [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► power as we all know that Superman is a [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► wimp and gets beat up by losers in bars [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► so even if you're in the real world [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► where the the robots ruling the humans [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► are in little pod Superman will get his [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► butt kicked by counter reefs let's add [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► this is a metaphysical question where [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► what if our reality is in fact the [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► reality inside the matrix in which case [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► neo can just rewrite the entire fabric [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► of it and make it so that Superman [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► comics never even existed in Superman [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► would be [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► rendered inert yeah you real world not [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► real world the real world is the matrix [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► no matter what new ones all right if so [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► if so facto excellent work [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► I and i'm going to award that 12 team [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► young gonna get the Cirque using yeah [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► that the the Yellow Sun woo yeah that's [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► impressive and no fair that he speaks in [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► paragraphs [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► yeah well now you'll have your chance [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► team young you get to choose pro or con [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► for this and then you've got 90 seconds [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► but if I have to choose an apocalypse [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► I choose zombies over aliens oh I i [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► think we go over your nose and Rozonda [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► yeah okay your time begins now [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► well i think john has already proved in [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► a previous podcast that he is well [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► prepared for the apocalypse and zombies [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► are a known quantity we know immediately [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► what will deal with him you shoot him in [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► the head they go down shotguns cricket [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► bats [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► that's all you really need fire if you [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► really feel like it you can armor up [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► your house aliens me you don't know [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► what's coming like a lot of yours [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► yeah and I locking I mean his armies are [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► like realize plus they're slow [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► I mean true intentions have like six [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► lanes and transporting stuff [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► zombies don't enslave anyone I'd rather [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► be a dead zombie then an alien sex slave [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► yeah anal probing and probing from [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► zombies sentence cleaner you get that [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► number and that's there that's the brand [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► promise it's glenn you're not help it [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► that's how convincing argument is [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► already miss them we've already won [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► that's amazing alright I just like the [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► statement team old you need to argue [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► alien apocalypse overs on this eclipse [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► your argument against now the aliens are [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► easy sneeze on them the entire race dies [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► of smallpox or chicken box of the common [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► cold you uploaded mcintosh fiber and 12k [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► program and it shuts down their main [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► core and crashes all their ships you [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► look at them funny and they run back to [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► Alpha Centauri to kiss their [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► seven-legged mommy [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► aliens are wimps aliens went to always [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► beat them we always have a solution [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► zombies they just keep coming their arms [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► legs he coming you hack them up and they [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► come and then you become a zombie you [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► can become an alien well alright maybe a [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► couple movies which that happens but [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► it's an outlier or any other arguments [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► to mold the alien zombie apocalypse [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► never ends there's no way to undo it at [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► once the zombie apocalypse starts it [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► runs forever it best you can contain it [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► aliens can be defeated they can to have [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► you can turn their own technology [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► against them [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► you can use that technology in ways that [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► benefit mankind once the alien minutes [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► has been removed far away you want to [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► choose the alien apocalypse because you [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► can own it you can reverse it and you [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► can take control of it [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► nothing doing with zombies I get well [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► aliens can be reasoned with so it's [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► possible that you might be able to [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► eventually convince the aliens to come [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► over to your side and and/or you have a [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► truce exactly but with zombies there's [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► there's no way they don't learn they [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► don't talk eventually going to run out [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► of bullets in and you're done [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► alright that was excellent that was very [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► close i am going to award a narrow [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► victory tootsie mold on that one [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► my mind I think the fact that because I [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► was not only i love them you can wipe [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► out zombies it's like smallpox is kill [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► them all it was a powerpoint they don't [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► worry difficult [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► let's move on to round five round five [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► is called composer plot you have been [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► given in advance i should say three [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► characters and told to concoct a plot [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► involving those three characters i will [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► judge you against your opposition after [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► you give your plots who which team well [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► let's see team younger behind what by [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► one point would you like to go first or [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► would you like to wait to see what team [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► old has in store [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► I i said we go second you guys think [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► yeah sounds good alrighty mold please [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► tell us what three characters you [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► inherited all we got [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► Bullwinkle J moose of course from the [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► the star trek universe that's Flash [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► Gordon and from the star trek yet [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► yes from Star Trek universal Star Trek [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► characters you got and inhale 9000 from [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► supernatural [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► so so later on I want to do what is [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► alright well we've we've put together a [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► a little TV spot for you two to better [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► bring home the various complex elements [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► of our plot and so I present to you the [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► team old players between everyone's [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► favorite homicidal computer is back and [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► this time he's on a rocket ride to [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► Planet hilarity i'm back Dave when a [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► derelict spaceship that went missing [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► over 400 years ago lands in a field [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► outside future frostbite falls minnesota [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► nASA has just the guy for the job [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► Bullwinkle J moose onboard systems [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► analyst at your service [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► there's just one problem [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► why do you talk that way all I smoked a [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► lot of weed that explains it [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► hey rocky watch people a dime bag out of [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► my hat [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► well maybe two problems [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► well it's Flash Gordon you dealer told [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► me I could find you here dude [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► well this thing's moving man now they're [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► hurtling through the stars on a very [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► special mission [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► I want you to help me find my soulmate a [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► sweet day I with nice peripherals who [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► will never ever hide anything from me [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► basically anything with a female [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► interface port pretty much and they're [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► going to search the very farthest [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► reaches of space [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► well I swear I just saw this huge dude [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► wings in a viking helmet by flying [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► squirrel friends that's proposed the [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► proper posture be that it's absurd [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► hey I'll put on some Queen if they can [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► survive the trip [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► well if I didn't know any better I'd say [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► you were trying to kill me [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► you're being paranoid moose very bull [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► what are you doing out on the wing man [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► and what's with that crazy star baby [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► there there's a Bigfoot [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► it is following us man just ignore him [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► see the film gene Shalit has called this [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► year's best buddy comedy about a [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► psychotic spaceship featuring a [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► perpetually stone talking cartoon moose [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► tristar pictures presents 2420 a space [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► cake odyssey open the Hydra p pop up in [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► the hydroponic very doral I'm sorry most [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► I'm afraid I can't let you smoke that [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► coming soon to try star DVD and blu-ray [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► wow thank you that Hank that has the [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► length of a Steve let's pan epic now the [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► luminous i believe is the word I i think [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► and i am going to i'm going to grant you [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► a bonus point just for making a Cheech [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► and Chong movie out of Bullwinkle i'll [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► even before the judging that's a bonus [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► point for you [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► alright moving on a team young can you [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► tell us three characters you've had to [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► concoct a plot for yes are three [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► characters are diehards John McLean Star [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► Trek's mr. Spock and of course the only [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► logical companion for those two guards [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► from wayne's world excellent party like [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► all young people we defend ourselves in [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► adequately prepared to turn in our [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► homework once we see what people thought [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► we were all supposed to individually do [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► our own plot so we have 3 plus while you [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► were going to make it up in volume [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► that's fine that's right so we are its [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► volume / still be shorter quality [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► yeah it will be minimal and probably [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► true but but no voices so I would not [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► like to go first so who would like to go [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► first [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► Scotty your first that I i will go first [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► now first I have to to give you my quick [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► summary pitch think Downton Abbey Meets [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► The Hunger Games and i think i've [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► already won with that concept so right [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► now actually I think I should just stop [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► right now but i'll continue so here's a [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► little synopsis of the plot here when [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► you receive an invitation to Al Gore [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► park [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► you can't decline constable john mcclane [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► of the double McLain arrives at the [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► manor house feeling out of his [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► f mr. Spock respected scientist is p2 [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► have to leave his research behind Spock [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► McLain are in the crowded main hall the [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► grand old house and in walks Lord Algar [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► Garth to his friends he explains that [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► each participant represents his class in [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► the upcoming games which are compact [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► complicated progression of deadly parlor [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► games waltzing through a minefield [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► poisoned high tea and so on [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► one by one the other contestants die [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► until two or less standing McClain and [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► Spock guards final test is one you'll [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► have to see to believe [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► okay excellent [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► alright i'll follow that up with number [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► two it's Christmas 1992 and John McClane [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► driving cross-country from Los Angeles [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► to New York finds himself snowed in in [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► the little town of Aurora Illinois in [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► the sky appears a quantum singularity [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► and when the dust clears mr. Spock is [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► materialized in the car with McLean [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► Maclean's works and surprise hitting a [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► nearby hitchhiker Garth Algar the [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► singularity manifests its own [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► consciousness claiming that it is taken [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► from their most dearly beloved friends [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► James Kirk al Powell and Wayne Campbell [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► the three must team up to recover their [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► loved ones and discover the true meaning [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► of Christmas find out this holiday [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► season in no stairway okay and so I'm [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► here we go to a cornfield allen and and [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► Johnson you're up [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► very nice i really want to try to get [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► these guys into the some sort of firefly [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► plot but i could not do it so i had to [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► go with my second truck here we go in [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► the far future wars are fought primarily [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► with remote-controlled weapons and [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► warships garth from wayne's world is a [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► camera or a child raised from birth [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► development is the best camera anyone [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► has ever seen [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► america's war effort i called parking [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► garage siracusa America's war effort [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► hinges on Garth skills Garth is our [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► skill so his daring escape from the [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► cafetorium is a major problem for the [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► Department of Defense as the head of an [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► elite Special Forces team is John [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► McClane's job to track down Garth and [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► return him to his control pod but why [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► did guardedly the cafetorium in the [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► first place mr. Spock the head of the [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► camera training facility seems a bit too [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► eager to get Garth back [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► what dark secret is he hiding when [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► McLain finds Garth will return him to [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► the government or grass revelations [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► convince mcclain to turn against the [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► country he has sworn to serve summer [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► okay i'm gonna give you I'm gonna work [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► you guys 3 points4 volume there that was [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► excellent and that makes the score is [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► young team 1914-18 we did you even a [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► sinus points besides that bonus point [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► yeah that was it that was all you got [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► they would have that's what you try too [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► hard I mean I want the audience they [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► made it up no robbery or even if you [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► clarified instructions [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► yeah i think i will just increase your [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► score further ya think the point is [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► reviews wins and every time actually if [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► you're if you're old if the team old [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► skin had been shorter it might have [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► actually got more points but anyway [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► we're going to want to use that the four [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► hours consult a doctor yes we're going [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► to go move on through around six which i [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► like to call parallel universe game show [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► now here's something you may not know [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► about the incomparable it's that we are [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► one podcast in a multiverse of [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► incomparable podcast in fact this [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► podcast exists across the spectrum of [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► multiverses and it just so happens that [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► today i received an mp3 file that was [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► sent to me from a panelist who who was [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► not on a podcast with me and i was very [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► confused and I played it and it turns [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► out it's it fell through a wormhole from [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► a parallel universe it's a session of [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► the incomparable April Fool's Day game [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► show that we didn't record so i was very [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► confused by that [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► instead it featured Tony sindelar dan [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► Frakes ben boychuk serenity Caldwell and [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► your and your host Lex Friedman very [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► confusing [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► I don't know really where it's William [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► however since we happen to have access [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► to the parallel universe and they were [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► doing a game show [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► I thought we would use that information [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► to play a game of our own so here it is [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► they were asked a series of difficult [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► questions either or questions each of [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► the the panelists your jobs are going to [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► be too [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► guess what their answer was a team old [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► serenity Caldwell was asked the empire [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► strikes back or raiders of the lost ark [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► what do you think she said oh how [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► closely with the choices are and i'm [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► very very clear about an hour different [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► because you have not already using [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► Empire she said Pig that bad want that [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► alternate universe ran is just as wrong [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► as this one if if it was Rockets here it [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► was Rocketeer an empire strikes back i [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► could get that but i think i'll go with [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► Empire also i'm pretty sure where you're [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► going with Empire yeah I'm with my dudes [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► this is a cruel cruel decision you know [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► as much as I love Raiders and I do love [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► it dearly i think my first my my heart [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► will have to go to the empire strikes [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► back because on solo growing up was [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► always more by Harrison Ford then nnd so [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► if you had to pick one Harrison Ford it [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► would be hard soul / indie it would be [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► Han Solo yes I mean he has the ship ship [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► beats the hat shipped with the hat and [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► no snakes correct two points to be old [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► to choose Empire alrighty young team [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► Tony sindelar was asked watch men or the [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► dark knight returns own i would assume [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► the dark knight returns but i don't it [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► is he loves he loves Batman he loves [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► Batman a lot they're going to go in and [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► dance a good friend Tony so you think [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► you know [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► yeah I you think I nobody it's it's a [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► little tough with Riggs [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► yeah well because he also most watchman [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► but i don't have to go with his love [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► Batman the Batman is you know he holds a [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► special place in my heart the place in [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► my heart where people get pummeled a lot [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► from that sounds very big watchman is [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► just such a seminal series both in [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► comics but also kind of to me commander [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► watchman was the the collection that [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► kind of got me back into comics when i [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► started reading comics again in the [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► twenties that um I have to go with [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► watchman but i do love Batman pretty [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► much more than you know anyone should [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► love Batman and certainly more than any [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► other [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► our hero i'm gonna go with watchman yeah [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► he chose watch men so y'all can i yeah [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► what kind of friend are you know me [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► uh the brakes with any mold to mold damn [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► freaks was asked blade runner or alien [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► mm Wow [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► yeah i'm i think Dan is more of a blade [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► when I think of him as more cerebral [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► then cuts so then I don't remember Dan [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► piping in back in the day when we were [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► trying to gather interest for a horror [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► themed podcast so I'm gonna go a little [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► blade runner to head not guts if you had [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► said blade runner vs aliens with the [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► right i think the answer would be easy [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► I you know those are both clearly sci-fi [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► action movies you know set in the future [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► and Blade Runner is clearly the better [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► movie there but ill en is it's just as [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► much a sci-fi horror and suspense movie [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► as it is an action flick and so you know [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► in a lot of ways they're a lot less [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► comfortable than if you said aliens [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► that's the name of our children [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► incomparable yeah i know the blade the [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► blade runner's the critics choice you [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► know it's been far more influential and [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► I've long been a fan of watched it [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► god I don't know how many times but I'm [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► gonna go against geek movie convention [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► here and i'm going to say alien no no s [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► is a better overall movie i can hear [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► people screaming all right well you all [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► right Dan Frakes wow alright uh then [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► Boychuk team young ben boychuk was asked [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► Frank Miller or alan moore everyone [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► hates Frank Miller's got to be a lot [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► more [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► ya gotta wait on this is ben allen more [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► and though so that's the little the [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► tourney hates everything is a quality [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► pic yeah Frank Miller's office but you [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► gotta look at the whole body of work [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► when you're asking that question you [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► asked the question but you know is it [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► where we just evaluating watchman vs [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► dark knight returns here or [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► Batman year one no I mean we gotta look [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► at the whole thing and so I'm gonna [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► surprise you a little bit and go with [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► alan moore and the reason is not just [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► watchman but the the series that i [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► really fell in love with that alan moore [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► road was swamp thing I just love that [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► one for a while [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► wow we do the double watch them film [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► didn't already own that deeply points14 [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► young team old serenity Caldwell was [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► asked to name her favorite book ever [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► oh my god it's not an either/or xin de [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► no no we're moving on to round 2 which [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► is where they have to pick things you [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► have to guess what they pick she [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► actually named three different books at [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► various points her choices so obscure [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► that I'm going to let you if you name [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► any of the three you get points for that [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► shot in the dark [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► wow I'm trying to think of what she is [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► mentioned diana wynne jones maybe one of [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► those uh I think if it weren't for the [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► author I'd have to go with ender's game [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► but unfortunately orson scott card does [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► doc a few points from that book I so i [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► will have to go with a little book that [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► was one of diana wynne jones is first in [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► her career called dogsbody oh I should [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► have done I'm gonna stop you right there [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► diana wynne jones one of her books was [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► indeed what she chose and you know what [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► you're going to get a point for that [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► you're not going to get me close to the [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► mat so we're just gonna move on three [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► with three books good job what about the [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► cats what about the cat that dog's body [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► by diana wynne jones was her choice she [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► also mentions even she also mentioned [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► and Julian said she couldn't take it [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► because we discuss you listen to the [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► social media and fahrenheit 451 shields [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► haha that was one of these the few [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► episodes that i was in fact he was on [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► that one yeah that's why he listened and [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► listened to when he's on last year's [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► April Fool's episode team young tony was [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► asked to name his favorite movie ever [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► what did he choose all you damn sure [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► pressures on God's Son favorite movie [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► ever really does like Christopher Nolan [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► reason why but i'm not over the back met [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► Batman gambit again [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► yeah I that I clearly that paid off so [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► well last time a wrap [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► um making going to be like North by [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► Northwest or something i would you pick [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► like it is but it's it's probably do [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► that or one of the you know like a Star [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► Wars movie or something the way he's not [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► as being on those I think um but [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► favorite movie of all time I'm gonna I'm [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► gonna curse myself and I don't remember [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► I guess I'm i guess i'm not getting a [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► birthday present this year you get some [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► movies anyone else would help no okay [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► just me I a batman begins I mean you [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► said it's a big Batman guy and loves [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► kristal Melanie you know which one of [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► the road yeah i don't i don't think that [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► I mean I don't think that's likely but i [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► did you know maybe the best guess then I [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► wake up with your message though I mean [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► like Christopher Nolan yeah I said [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► momento en was your answer is they're [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► gonna get Batman Begins you say it is a [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► a movie that is in fact already been [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► mentioned on this podcast so far which [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► would be the empire strikes back which [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► you know you can get into a long [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► argument about whether empire strikes [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► back for Star Wars is better [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► maybe you know watch what shot at you [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► know asked a damn orange on Syracuse's [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► about that if you want to kill a couple [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► hours [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► oh but I I'm gonna go with that is as [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► one of my favorite movies that I've seen [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► many many times and never get tired of [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► seeing i will mention having recently [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► listened to the incomparable movie draft [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► several movies that i very much like [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► that didn't get mentioned in the [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► incomparable movie draft since you can [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► go and listen to a lot of about the [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► empire strikes back on the incomparable [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► but three other movies that I like a lot [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► that didn't get mentioned city of god [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► the procedure and the blues brothers are [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► all are three movies that i also like [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► all great deal but probably are not [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► quite at the pinnacle of favorite movie [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► alternate universe Tony easy with you [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► see I don't even know him anymore he did [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► mention the prestige as one of his [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► deputies another one you like I'm i'll [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► have time to mention that was earlier [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► yes Tiana's christmas and i don't mean [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► young is eating their young now 70 mold [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► damn freaks was asked to name his [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► favorite TV show ever [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► Oh what do you think he said Adams [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► family sorry this joke [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► favorite TV show ever 3-2 series you [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► said yes [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► Rockford Files have any of us ever met [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► Dan friends them I know down a bit but I [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► don't know is a word that have come up [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► it's not supernatural I know that [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► yeah that would begin to notice that the [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► different us is it long as it lost was [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► he big lost family member i think we're [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► doing now is were playing the randoms [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► things that might associate with his [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► name things [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► well clearly with start was the rich [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► Star Trek next generation because of the [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► names and it Babylon 5 edition right [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► yeah five edition started avalon five [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► the just take the dynasty take a guess I [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► was a lot less they lost lost it Kenny [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► young stainless steel [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► yeah II you can see you can say i don't [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► know whether oil award-winning points [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► what do you think John I don't think but [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► dan thanks for tonight had a list of [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► like 10 shows i went through and them [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► one by one in the end the one that I [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► think I enjoyed the most while I was [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► watching and look forward to every week [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► was the west wing and the west wing of [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► course my my background education is in [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► public policy so I'm sure that played a [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► role there but it had a phenomenal cast [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► at great characters and some of the best [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► dialogue of any show ever and it took [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► something that you thought people would [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► really be interested enough to sit down [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► every weekend watch the inside baseball [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► of Washington politics and and made it [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► popular and sometimes even even [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► educational I mean the writers completed [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► artistic license but the show it showed [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► viewers you know quite a bit about the [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► way Washington actually works [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► I don't know [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► oh I've met Josh Malina do I get points [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► for losers going to dominate points for [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► landing [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► yeah yeah I was minus one right there [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► for winning oh no it's just hurts like [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► told me and Tim young this is this is [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► your last question then boy check was [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► asked if you could erase one work of [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► fiction from existence forever [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► what would it be like this [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► this includes across all anymore you [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► can't you can't get rid of all the [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► prequels that know as if you have to get [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► rid of one of those that have to be [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► Phantom Menace write it and I think I [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► don't know stuff and but Michigan pics [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► he's not gonna pick that if he has to [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► pick one thing about how about the [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► george clooney vehicle Batman and Robin [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► I that that just continue with our [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► Batman be having all of which is good [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► and being wrong about Batman [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► yeah alright let's just go with that now [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► there we go we're sticking to it i'll [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► get bigger [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► yeah Batman Robin yeah Mr Freeze is gone [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► you know this is such an easy question I [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► thought you were gonna ask me we have [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► which one of my children I love now I I [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► understand why you might ask that [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► question because you know I i am on [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► record saying that the Phantom n Menace [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► threw me into a funk and a deep dark [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► depression for at least a week and so I [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► could very easily do a kind of pale [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► imitation of you know that that was a [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► Patton Oswalt routine where he talks [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► about going back in time and and and [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► beating you know George Lucas to death [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► with a shovel [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► I could do that but then this would be [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► over in a minute in half and and that [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► wouldn't be interesting or entertaining [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► at all or incomparable like or [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► incompetent no I could I mean it and and [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► you know any work of fiction at all i [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► have [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► thousands of years with which to work [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► right but but no I'm going to I'm going [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► to do I'm going to go with the [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► sentimental choice and this is an [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► example of how there's there can be no [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► arguing with matters of taste and the [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► work of fiction that I would eliminate [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► is Tank Girl the film the film for the [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► simple reason that I thought lori petty [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► deserved better career and that movie [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► just that movie just killed it for and I [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► liked her a lot and that movie after [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► that she was doing bit parts and it was [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► just it was just a crying shame really [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► wow girls nice of them [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► that sounds that was my second guess you [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► have to take he did it for me that you [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► doing it you would have gotten points4 [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► Phantom Menace but no but he did it for [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► her that's sort of selfless it is it had [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► we should get a point for that now [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► now i'm gonna close up the parallel [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► universe podcast but that the bat you [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► all I demand a recount and it awarded [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► and my my alternate universe counterpart [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► Nathan l will be closing our alternate [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► universe counterpart and I think with [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► the quality prime comparable universe [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► and that will be how will they know you [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► and I get the not that well at all and [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► we're gonna move on to Round seven team [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► young leading by one point entirely [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► because Glenn dropped one of his clan [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► references time I don't know Glenn can [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► we have that point because Glenn will [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► point out that he actually has met your [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► mailman so it so we'll work it all turns [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► back around seven is something I like to [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► call i am a star trek android I've asked [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► each of you to prepare a an analogical [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► statement that will make my head explode [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► Allah the statements that Captain Kirk [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► would make two androids who were poorly [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► designed on the original Star Trek who [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► would like to try and make my android [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► head explode [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► I I got shot alright alright [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► android Jason yes dad [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► the only way for me to win this fight is [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► to kill every single life-form in [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► existence but if you know every [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► life-form you are a life form you will [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► kill yourself and then you will be dead [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► how could you win that is illogical [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► illogical li my god his head is smoking [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► lookout point for Dan who else would [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► like to confuse I'd like to try all [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► yes granny way to win the the only way [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► to win is not to play I have to see that [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► movie it was excellent i especially like [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► the whopper [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► no points all skin is just an excuse for [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► that voice who I didn't you pull out [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► that quality robot voice when it was [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► your time to do your phantom menace like [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► well we'll see ya at phantom my dad my [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► Empire yet not phantom and a salad [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► well we haven't done the transition [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► manager yet empires robot cowboy coming [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► through yeah alright coming through got [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► to get that cardboard or anybody else [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► got a logical fallacy for me i'll go [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► alright go you go ahead to take your [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► pictures and steep [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► alright i feel i ran a little long in [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► the last segment so I'll make this short [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► first I would I would sit you down and [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► show you star trek five and its entirety [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► and then I would tell you they made a [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► Star Trek 60 i love it i am kind of [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► robot cowboy coming through here i love [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► that movie that was a great movie star [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► trek five and had that ship in the guy [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► that other guy with a pointy is a no-go [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► I want to see more i'm glad they made a [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► 617 these robot cowboys and their [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► impeccable logic alright i learned out [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► on the Prairie when you may go ahead now [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► alright android Jason all android phones [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► are free people like free things if you [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► give some of the phone they make calls [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► if you teach in the program apps are set [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► for life [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► android tablets are not android phones [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► people will buy android tablets I your [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► statement valuables me error error error [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► error error error or sectarian 1002 [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► window we had to do with spout nonsense [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► at that and high-volume aight i was [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► legitimately baffled there and my [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► favorite is I thought I followed and [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► austin honor your baffled that's ya see [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► your battle this one over yes plan that [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► very kiss you just get bonus points for [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► causing all of our heads to smoke [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► yes perhaps uh everyone's gone John do [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► you have a logical fallacy for me [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► yeah i'm going i really really wanted to [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► go with what I got in my pocket but I [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► figured you happen to like so uh huh i'm [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► gonna skip that and go with the other [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► one that I have which is considerably [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► more lame but more tuned perhaps to a to [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► the spirit of this contest that being [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► you sleep [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► yeah that had this beard being like a 20 [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► or false true or false computer things [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► are more like they are now than they've [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► ever been [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► say that again please [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► got your drink their presentation i [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► think it means I win does it not [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► things are false thing more like they [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► are now than they've ever been this is [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► true that is a logical statement not [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► illogical at all but in fact perfectly [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► logical you are one [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► not us you two are an Android i have my [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► foot i think if you think about that [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► enough to realize it's not a tautology [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► who do you know any of my buddy [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► Bullwinkle ok seems like you did get [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► longman Scott Mykelti I am so overworked [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► Android but I well I have perhaps the [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► lamest one of the haha excellent when [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► our it's it's more of an odd piece [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► though you're a real genius is that your [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► statement with no real genius is neither [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► real nor genius that's all I so I too [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► saw that movie although i found it did [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► not have the emotional depth of war [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► games [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► I i find that the character played by [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► the killer is indeed a genius and [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► therefore your statement is incorrect [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► you're just making the android mad yeah [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► don't enter the android ok wouldn't like [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► him when he's saying that was the end of [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► this time mr. trick android we're gonna [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► like too much anyway p equals NP i just [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► go Greg you're free should use that in [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► the in the thing right [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► well that would have required me to [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► prepare that we're moving on to round [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► eight round eight is called you are [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► George Lucas and all i'm not i'm out [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► sound effect that was all killing [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► ourselves and our way you can just roll [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► around on your money instead give me one [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► example of a classic work you would fix [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► to make it in your opinion better you [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► get a chance to take a classic work [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► money is no object perhaps time and [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► space or no object something that you [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► would actually fix to make it better ah [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► George Lucas let's start with team old [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► you just as you are going to you each [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► have one but I each have one yes yes [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► okay ladies has just this morning I we [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► watched Phantom Menace for the first [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► time since I saw it in theaters and i [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► watch The Phantom edit just to see if it [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► was any better than I remembered and it [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► absolutely was not and so the change I [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► would make would be to remove it [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► entirely from history to erase it [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► completely like been rejected with tank [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► girl [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► yes only it would make these are people [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► doing the job and for anything more pain [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► right that simply just removed entirely [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► so basically the opening credits and any [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► credits and then that format the hard [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► drive it was built on all right okay [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► that simple [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► Steve I'll Jason you and I both know [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► that if I were George Lucas I'd be [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► spending every waking hour trying to [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► convince Spielberg that Raiders would be [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► better if it had a gigantic cgi camel [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► better if it had a gigantic cgi camel [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► locks in his hind legs and talks with an [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► indian accent but you know let's go for [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► that sentence since this is in the real [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► world and i'm not in fact George Lucas [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► I'm going to say that i would i would [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► take lost the TV series Lost which you [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► know maybe it's a bit of a stretch to [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► call it a classic at this point but I [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► think it'll be there so is yeah I and I [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► would fix the pacing lost was it was a [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► great show but a lot of people were [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► disappointed in the way it ended and for [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► me the final season felt like it was [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► horribly rushed like like the showrunner [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► suddenly realize you know we have 600 [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► loose ends to tie up and only 10 [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► episodes left to do it so its boom [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► revelation boom revelation and the whole [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► Jacob versus the man in black thing just [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► kind of comes out of nowhere [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► maybe it was really in Damon Lindelof [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► said the whole way through the series [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► but it sure didn't feel like so i would [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► go back and adjust mostly season six [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► stretch it out a bit maybe move a few of [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► the less important revelations back [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► season or two so they are crammed [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► together and then make it all fit i [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► probably hack out greats waves of season [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► 2 which dragged badly for me and in [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► retrospect was almost entirely [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► unnecessary and then go back and pepper [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► a few signposts around the early seasons [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► that point to the jacob man in black [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► dynamic and if i had ultimate power I [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► keep mr. Eko alive and working into the [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► rest of the series because he's a far [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► more interesting character to me than [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► most of the primary cast so basically [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► you do a what an author would call a [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► second draft of loss which the TV [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► producers to get a chance to do because [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► they wrangle right through excellent [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► you're giving me that chance because I [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► multi billionaire george lewis George [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► Lucas I can do whatever I want them it's [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► lost to point out excellent that's great [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► plan [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► well i was going to be better government [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► film by the way 9i thought about all of [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► the be no I thought about all the great [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► science-fiction movies are looked at [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► what was wrong with many of them there's [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► so many that are so good and don't have [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► it is you know a single flaws and I like [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► and I realize there is a movie that I [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► quite like people hated do [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► but the reason I liked it was for the [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► parts that work and not the parts that [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► which was quite a bit of it and so I [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► have an idea that you could redo the [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► film and recast a couple rolls like bad [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► Dory for hated and Dean Stockwell I [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► usually love but i thought was terrible [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► in a key role get a few new actors I [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► mean you know look comic laughlin I [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► think rocks [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► why did I liked him and I also like to [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► course Patrick Stewart you know there's [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► some great people in it but of course [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► you have to pull all the ridiculous [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► internal monologue monologue voiceover [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► in which the characters are voicing [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► their thoughts as if you need to when in [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► fact you can just watch the acting is [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► the acting portrays it so much quieter [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► film with better reveals and a little [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► less talking unless those actors talk [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► the better and let the story that the [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► large sweep of the story and the [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► sandworms and some really terrific [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► visuals carry the movie instead of [TS]

01:03:00 ◼   ► trying to make it a science-fiction [TS]

01:03:03 ◼   ► Lynch film and he didn't even like the [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► way can either [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► alright that's a good answer client [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► alright team young how about you Dan [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► more'n one yeah so yeah again a as with [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► lost i don't know if this is this more [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► of a recent classic but i would take the [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► TV series Battlestar Galactica the [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► recent one which I thought started out [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► well enough there's a great sort of mini [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► series with this sort of apocalyptic end [TS]

01:03:30 ◼   ► to this civilization and that's being [TS]

01:03:32 ◼   ► encroached upon by this artificial life [TS]

01:03:35 ◼   ► form of their own creation and that's [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► sort of a classic man versus machine [TS]

01:03:38 ◼   ► take and humans are on the run and [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► they're running out of resources and [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► they've got to figure out how to get to [TS]

01:03:43 ◼   ► this sort of lost colony and a great [TS]

01:03:46 ◼   ► premise but the show kind of lost its [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► way I think really starting in the [TS]

01:03:51 ◼   ► second season started getting distracted [TS]

01:03:53 ◼   ► lots of filler episodes that would cut [TS]

01:03:54 ◼   ► out a bunch of the filler episodes i [TS]

01:03:56 ◼   ► would really trim it down into maybe a [TS]

01:03:58 ◼   ► couple seasons i loved the occupation [TS]

01:04:01 ◼   ► arc that they that they do where they [TS]

01:04:04 ◼   ► sort of have a parable to the at the [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► time the war in iraq was very [TS]

01:04:07 ◼   ► interesting and disorder what science [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► fiction does best about making us [TS]

01:04:10 ◼   ► reconsider our own current environment [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► through a different lens and i would get [TS]

01:04:14 ◼   ► rid of sort of the hippie-dippie stuff [TS]

01:04:16 ◼   ► in the later episodes in the religion it [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► just got a little crazy [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► they started throwing key characters [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► around making decisions that didn't make [TS]

01:04:22 ◼   ► any sense there were some real [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► bizarre episodes that seemed off the [TS]

01:04:26 ◼   ► wall and the ending really just sucked [TS]

01:04:29 ◼   ► so travel a lot of that make a nice lean [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► ship running for a couple seasons would [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► have been fantastic alright excellent [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► full credit for that [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► Scott what do you think is since i'm [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► george lucas a I cannot resist meddling [TS]

01:04:47 ◼   ► tamper improving star wars one more time [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► because you know the kids today they [TS]

01:04:53 ◼   ► like to start work but they don't like [TS]

01:04:54 ◼   ► it they can't connect to these these [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► actors they don't know who the actors [TS]

01:04:57 ◼   ► are and I have all these digital experts [TS]

01:05:00 ◼   ► who can just replace these actors and so [TS]

01:05:03 ◼   ► Princess Leia january jones kids they [TS]

01:05:07 ◼   ► love january jones Luke Skywalker is now [TS]

01:05:11 ◼   ► Channing Tatum because he's hot today [TS]

01:05:13 ◼   ► the kids they like him [TS]

01:05:15 ◼   ► uh Han Solo and how did you actually get [TS]

01:05:17 ◼   ► George Lucas on this possible hard solo [TS]

01:05:20 ◼   ► I think a guy pearce will do a good one [TS]

01:05:23 ◼   ► so obi-wan Kenobi sir ian mckellen [TS]

01:05:25 ◼   ► perfect c-3po another British actor who [TS]

01:05:28 ◼   ► I enjoy kenneth branagh his little his [TS]

01:05:31 ◼   ► sassy sidekick r2d2 when you say sassy [TS]

01:05:34 ◼   ► sidekick you think Eddie Murphy and I [TS]

01:05:37 ◼   ► oddly enough Darth Vader mark hamill [TS]

01:05:40 ◼   ► because he is great with the the voices [TS]

01:05:43 ◼   ► wow that you get a bonus point in [TS]

01:05:46 ◼   ► addition to full credit that's got that [TS]

01:05:48 ◼   ► was spectacular [TS]

01:05:49 ◼   ► i think i did an early defend the [TS]

01:05:50 ◼   ► indefensible and does the r2d2 Eddie [TS]

01:05:53 ◼   ► Murphy the the kid-friendly Eddie Murphy [TS]

01:05:56 ◼   ► or the big shredded brown shark came [TS]

01:05:59 ◼   ► eddie murphy i think it was like Gary [TS]

01:06:01 ◼   ► Coleman but for that you could fit in [TS]

01:06:04 ◼   ► there so there's anything smaller all [TS]

01:06:06 ◼   ► the time to what you talking about your [TS]

01:06:09 ◼   ► video get so well but George Lucas [TS]

01:06:11 ◼   ► doesn't have the power to raise the dead [TS]

01:06:12 ◼   ► every college me if you can just you [TS]

01:06:14 ◼   ► know it's all be there by yeah I don't [TS]

01:06:18 ◼   ► like you say it's your turn to be George [TS]

01:06:20 ◼   ► Lucas I know you've waited for this day [TS]

01:06:21 ◼   ► so I'm glad that I'm not the only one [TS]

01:06:24 ◼   ► who took this assignment the same with [TS]

01:06:26 ◼   ► Scott did i'll let you be the judge hair [TS]

01:06:28 ◼   ► up the movie that if I was George Lucas [TS]

01:06:30 ◼   ► that I would fix would be the Godfather [TS]

01:06:33 ◼   ► which is almost perfect but just [TS]

01:06:36 ◼   ► it's not quite not quite seems like it [TS]

01:06:37 ◼   ► just a few little changes could make it [TS]

01:06:39 ◼   ► better in particular i'm thinking about [TS]

01:06:41 ◼   ► the scene and pitching tent where [TS]

01:06:44 ◼   ► Michael goes to the get the gun that [TS]

01:06:46 ◼   ► Clemente hit behind the old-style water [TS]

01:06:48 ◼   ► closet type of toilet and he comes out [TS]

01:06:50 ◼   ► of the bathroom at the gun and he sits [TS]

01:06:51 ◼   ► down at the table and listen to slot so [TS]

01:06:53 ◼   ► talk for a while and then he shoots lots [TS]

01:06:55 ◼   ► go and mccluskey and and leaves now [TS]

01:06:59 ◼   ► Michael character was never supposed to [TS]

01:07:00 ◼   ► be like this but we had a lot of trouble [TS]

01:07:02 ◼   ► shooting of that scene and a lot of the [TS]

01:07:04 ◼   ► footage was lost was supposed to happen [TS]

01:07:05 ◼   ► is that he comes out of the bathroom [TS]

01:07:07 ◼   ► with the guns down at the table [TS]

01:07:08 ◼   ► McCluskey get suspicious of Michael and [TS]