The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► it's not brain science its rocket [TS]

00:00:01 ◼   ► surgery this is cool cat saves the kids [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► the Intolerable number 307 july 2016 [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► welcome back to being comfortable rocket [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► surgery where we watching a movie that [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► is a sort of dubious value and merit and [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► that that ubs didn't like we go decade [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► by decade and we've chosen the decade [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► we're in now which means world culpable [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► i guess in a sense for being [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► contemporaries of cool cat saves the [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► kids a direct-to-video educational film [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► sort of by a gentleman named Eric savage [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► and it is a amazing it is amazing i'm [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► just gonna say good good movie right up [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► front [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► yeah a good movie i sorta like a final [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► judgment in quicksand stupendously good [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► joining joining me to talk about this [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► latest in our series of rocket surgery [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► movies the following steve lets hello [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► hey everybody it's me Steve lots and [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► I've got a grant astok story to tell you [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► what I also want to Ashley I'm a bully [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► and I don't like your sandcastle here is [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► Philip Michaels I don't have a cliff [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► lines from the movie I I just would like [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► to point out when i recommend on things [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► for old movie club if you people [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► ditching me for like making you watch [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► lion in winter I never make you watch [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► kool Kat shoot the shoe is on the other [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► fit foot now [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► yes it is and it pinches uh-huh and and [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► i'm the host of the show and now i feel [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► like i need to introduce my final guest [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► so that's what i'm about to do but [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► haven't described it out loud it's brian [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► able to lose i'm going to about to [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► introduce but I haven't introduced him [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► yet but now i'm going to brian hamilton [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► welcome [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► it's a podcast i can take it to school [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► and take everyone's lunch money always [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► gonna be fat time for you shut it [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► bonehead [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► so let's explain kool Kat can we uh [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► oh I was certainly no mission fail [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► there's a guy named Eric savage he has [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► an interesting web page where you can [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► discover things like that he was a he [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► appeared in a an issue of playgirl at [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► some point he has a series of books [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► including books featuring kool Kat he [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► has some other merchandise as well that [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► he's selling but he decided to make a [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► feature-length film if an hour and 15 [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► minutes crosses the bar about about [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► using his character cool cat who has [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► appeared in some illustrated books i [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► guess that he that he wrote and cool cat [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► saves the kids is the result it was a [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► trailer was released and i have no idea [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► who sent me the trailer when it came out [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► but i have watched that trailer like 50 [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► times and it makes me cry with laughter [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► it is so bizarre and badly edited and [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► just amazing and i thought to myself i [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► don't want to watch cool cat saves the [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► kids the full 75 minutes because it's [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► just it cannot be as funny nor as [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► incompetent as the trailer and I'm here [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► to tell you ladies and gentlemen I [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► couldn't have been more wrong you're [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► wrong needed spectacular leave more of [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► what was in the trailer it is war of [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► what was in the trailer it is so [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► incompetent it actually goes around the [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► that they're the insert navigates the [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► globe it actually reaches an event [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► horizon of competence that you youyou [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► this looks like a movie but it [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► something's off horribly off this movie [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► makes tommy was a look like Orson [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► freaking wells [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► hi I'm just gonna say it it's so bad [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► movies you know there are there are [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► movies that are made by professionals [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► and they go wrong and then there are [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► movies that are made by people who it [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► you know it's not true but it appears [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► like they've never seen a movie and I [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► recall them describing the the flophouse [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► described faithful findings that way [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► which is an amazingly bizarre movie that [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► i recommend you see if you would like to [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► see pictures of people's feet and it was [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► this movie is like that [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► let's clarify this is not porn it's not [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► know the movie is based on the book [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► kool Kat stops bullying which sounds to [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► me like kool Kat was bullying people and [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► has decided to stop and warm [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► yeah so it is an educational film [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► innocence that there are some messages [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► that trying to get a cut across to teach [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► kids they do this by explaining the a [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► message immediately acting it out and [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► then explaining that they just acted it [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► out and this happens many times or [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► they'll explain a message immediately do [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► the exact opposite and then explain it [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► again which they do three separate times [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► that if that is true so it is a [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► spectacular spectacular thing of it i [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► think many of these movies that that [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► wrap all the way around his Phil said [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► come from you know there's just it's a [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► guy with a vision and he's gonna make [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► his movie and he doesn't maybe know [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► anything about actual filmmaking but [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► he's going to figure it out to get his [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► thing out there into the world and so [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► you see it with tommy wiseau and you see [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► it with a with the guy from faithful [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► findings of neoprene Christina brings up [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► no relation brother know later brothers [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► are usually related but he's never seen [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► him in the same place at once and it is [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► true with the Derek Savage who is the [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► visionary who brought us cool cat so [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► should we should we should I walk [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► through the storyline be deep luxurious [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► storyline of cool we do I i want to [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► point out two things ok false statement [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► i'm going to call this your opening [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► statement [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► sure okay why not if you are a child and [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► you've been presented this movie as a [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► film educational film of some kind take [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► everything that is said in this movie [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► and do exactly the opposite because [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► these messages are you wrong [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► oh yeah i mean what we'll get to that [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► when we get there but cool captives [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► terrible advice [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► one of these things will get you beaten [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► some might get you killed [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► I it's a bad idea to follow any cool [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► cats advice in any one cool cat is a [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► terrible role model for one second we [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► should be aware that the film that we [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► are reviewing I guess I could say there [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► will be going through tonight is [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► actually the the director's cut of [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► sorties special edition that was recut [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► by Derek savage after the original was [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► savaged by various youtube savaged by [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► Derek I was going to say was their [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► studio interference reply yes [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► you ruined my vision [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► but basically what happened is the first [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► one we got some notoriety because it was [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► largely because of that wonderful [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► wonderful trailer which is probably the [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► best two-and-a-half minutes ever put to [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► any kind of a film medium digital or [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► otherwise and in various youtube [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► reviewer types laid into it and one in [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► particular you your your movie sucks i [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► think pointed out many of the things [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► that kool Kat was doing and saying that [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► are 180 degrees from what should [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► actually be done and or said and several [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► instances where kool Kat did exactly the [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► opposite of what he suggested should be [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► done mere moments before and so I was [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► surprised having watched that before [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► seeing this film when we watch this that [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► several of those things have have been [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► fixed at this point yes you can tell [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► because cool cats voice which is [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► initially throughout this so let me [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► explain kool Kat is basically a man in a [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► suit [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► it is a mascot essentially acting [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► throughout and i believe his dialogue [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► throughout the film is largely just a [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► man shouting through his suit picked up [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► your microphone believe his microphone [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► is actually directly outside of his mask [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► so that it there are several occasions [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► where he touches his chest and you hear [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► an audible pump they did not did not go [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► into the the sound studio and loop it [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► afterwards it was not it it is not [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► dubbed in know because his mother is [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► dubbed in and it's very obvious and the [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► parts where they've realized the [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► dialogue to try and address issues [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► brought up by reviewers is also audibly [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► different than the rest of the kool Kat [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► the kool Kat dialogue but sees seems [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► uh I think have to put that on the pilot [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► not only is this a movie that seems to [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► have been made by a person who doesn't [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► really understand how movies work in any [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► anyway but it also seems to be somebody [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► who while well-meaning about wanting to [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► educate kids seems to not understand [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► lots of things that are important to [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► teach kids and tells teaches them the [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► wrong things to be minimally fair to [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► Derek savage this is three separate [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► videos that have been crudely stitched [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► together languages we explain some of [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► the story problems [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► Sam us but not all so there's two ways [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► that you can look at this recut [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► to fix things uh the charitable thing to [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► think about this is that this is proof [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► that the derrick savage really is is it [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► has heart in the right place and he's [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► genuinely trying to make a film that [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► will teach kids to do the right thing in [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► situations where they're being bullied [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► or run across a gun or whatever and so [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► it was important to him that he you know [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► actually say things that are reasonable [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► and accurate [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► the other thing you can say is that this [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► might be the single most incompetent [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► thing that he's done because he's [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► selling these things to people that want [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► to watch this train wreck in its [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► original trainwreck form and if UD train [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► recognize it [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► he's gonna lose a lot of sales I don't [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► know that it's completely decreed [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► rectified it's not all it's absolutely [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► no no there's still plenty of trainwreck [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► to go around so it's even more pointless [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► because it's still a mess it's still you [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► still wouldn't want to deliver it to [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► kids is some sort of a reasonable path [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► to follow for their lives but he's also [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► to strict out some of the things that [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► made it so enjoyable to anybody else I [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► think so early on you realize what kind [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► of journey you're on just in the credit [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► sequence where it's cool cat dancing [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► around playfully to that reddits some [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► mighty erotically ironically sure [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► kool Kat himself has an associate [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► producer credit on the movie that was [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► really good i hope he gets points he [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► makes a really bitchin hang loose [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► gesture when now the derrick savage [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► producing writing credits shows up it [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► that is it [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► it's charming in a demented sort of way [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► it was my favorite part of the movie [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► because then i had to watch the rest of [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► the movie so as we go through this film [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► will be pointing out the the [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► distinctions between the original thank [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► you can't kool Kat usado well we've got [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► we've got a scholar on her hand that's [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► right got the peter bogdanovich kool Kat [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► movies so uh cool cat begins with first [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► of all during the credits there's also [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► uh we were righteous right after the [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► credits we're we're treated to some sort [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► of a montage is explaining to us that [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► bullies are out there and they are a [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► problem as we discussed before the best [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► thing about any movie is the montage [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► spinning head [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► audience laughs and this movie does this [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► twice and get it first it's a bunch of [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► spinning headlines about up the epidemic [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► of bullying plague in the city [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► my favorite headline being from the [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► catnip news late addition they they have [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► a late addition can't stay up late the [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► nocturnal well that there's a headline [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► that are there any heroes with an [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► exclamation point threat rather than a ? [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► well it seems that they have the cats [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► have trouble with the grammar because [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► their follow-up edition reads kids loves [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► kool Kat can tell he's going to be also [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► has a really love ! because that [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► headline has an exclusive yes it does so [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► clearly that is the catnip news that has [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► the Cali cartel of the last get the cool [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► cat images on the fake headlines are [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► that are spinning to us are [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► illustrations that are from the covers [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► or insides of the cool cat books that [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► are also available to sell so I [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► recognize there but it's good you'll see [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► throughout these images are reused yeah [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► time and quality are you can totally [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► understand why they would want to make [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► as much use of those as possible i also [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► enjoy during the montage the shot of the [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► girl who's screaming for help because [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► she's being bullied and she's standing [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► right outside a restaurant called the [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► bullies diner [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► yeah I don't want a victim blaming here [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► really done before but if you are going [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► to go outside the bullies dieter a [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► chance you're gonna get pull eat really [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► now you're kind of your kind of Trenton [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► on not I don't go outside the murderer [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► cafe and expect not to be murdered in [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► males [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► oh you don't walk home through Crime [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► Alley about the charming little girl [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► afterwards he was just in a field crying [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► for help as well and there's no dine [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► around there that drives home the point [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► of bullying that he took her out to a [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► cornfield and left [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► that's a girl in a cool cat loves you [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► shirt that who just basically jump since [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► is kool Kat because that someone's [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► daughter now when we say a cool cat [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► loves you sure you mean the one cool cat [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► loves you shirt that different people [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► have to wear throughout the movie there [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► may be more than one I don't know [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► anyway the spinning headlines are [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► updated to say not only kids love school [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► cat but cool cat is here [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► cool cat saves the children and kool Kat [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► stops bullying so all the bullying is [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► done finally cool kinda stopped his for [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► more rain and people with this is a time [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► when the bullies are on the back running [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► yeah yes this is foreshadowing it's not [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► it's this is a common technique used in [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► filmmaking it's not based on kool Kat [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► stop bullying and he stops the bullying [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► before the movie even starts [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► I know that wants that good that's [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► that's what we need ok so finally we are [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► here at the at the proper legitimate [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► beginning of the movie which I have [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► written down as a car pulls up in front [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► of a house because it's meant to be a [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► majestic dolly shot of a neighborhood [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► but it really is just a car slowing down [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► in front of a driveway a cameraman [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► visible in several places enters front [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► door of a house and moves through the [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► house you see the cameraman shadow [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► several times and then we get a cool cat [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► who is talking to assign that he is just [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► apparently constructed although it [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► appears to just literally be something [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► that was printed out of a printer and he [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► says the opening line that will stay [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► with you forever [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► there you go sign i would like to say I [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► think about the sign [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► ok although it appears to be the most [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► important thing to kool Kat they don't [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► show it to us know you never see the Sun [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► not properly you can see it upside down [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► its kool Kat for school president it's [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► what I only made like five of them so [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► you will see it again i believe on this [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► over and over again as that's good work [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► at some point you and you would have a [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► cut shot to the percent of cool cat to [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► see the side is is so very important to [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► him [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► yeah that that to me is the one thing [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► that keeps this opening shot from [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► rightfully of the steadicam shot good [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► effects when they're walking honey but [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► the couple cabana otherwise very similar [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► what does it come close though yeah boy [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► this addition to being comfortable is [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► brought to you by Casper asleep brand [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► that has created a perfect mattress sold [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► directly to consumers eliminating those [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► horrible Commission driven sales and [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► inflated prices it's an award-winning [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► sleep surface it was developed in-house [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► and Casper has a sleek design and is [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► delivered in this amazingly small like [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► how do they do that small [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► all sized box in addition to the [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► mattress by the way Casper also offers [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► an adaptive pillow and soft breathable [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► sheets they are on my bed right now and [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► they are glorious [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► listen mattresses can often cost over [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► fifteen hundred dollars but casper [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► mattresses cuz 504 twin all the way up [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► to 954 King a shockingly fair price they [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► combined spring latex with support of [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► memory foam to create an award-winning [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► sleep surface with just the right sink [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► and just the right balance time magazine [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► named it one of the best inventions of [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► it's the most awarded mattress of the [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► decade and you can sleep on at the [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► in-house team of engineers spent [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► thousands of hours developing the casper [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► and it's breathable design helps sleep [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► cool to regulate your temperature [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► through the night [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► this hot summer months that's very [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► important and buying Casper's risk-free [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► Casper offers free delivery and free [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► returns with a hundred knight home trial [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► if you don't love it they'll pick it up [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► and refund you but you're going to like [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► it because i like mine and I think you [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► will be like me and enjoy the good [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► feeling of a Casper mattress so get [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► fifty dollars toward any mattress [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► purchased by visiting Casper dot-com / [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► smell and using offer code smell terms [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► and conditions apply thank you Casper [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► for sponsoring being comfortable cooking [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► and also within this point is it uses [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► his his smartphone including a great [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► shot of him taking his giant mascot [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► finger and placing it down the home [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► button to unlock it apparently and and [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► this will be a recurring theme for this [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► is a film that really doesn't care about [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► mascot hands can't manipulate objects [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► and just makes the guy in the cool cat [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► suit keep on trying to open doors and [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► pick up pins and use your own roles and [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► hang hang up phones and it never cars [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► are ya people and never goes well [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► never goes well because whatever [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► happened to willing suspension of [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► disbelief Jason my breasts into letting [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► the the director take you on a journey I [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► think when the director literally asks [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► in the movie if the guy in the suit [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► needs help getting into the car and they [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► leave that and that's where it in so [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► cool because making signs it his friend [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► mr. Derek who is the writer and director [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► and creator of cool cat mr. Derek mr. [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► Derek who we were still at this point [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► the movie unclear what the relationship [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► is that the [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► ya later yeah i frightened by turn to my [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► wife is we were watching this and I said [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► cool cabins with a dude okay here I [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► thought he's his cat he's it makes [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► perfect sense his cat he's eight easy [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► big and report but he's just a pet cat [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► but that's not true no that's only [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► slightly less terrifying than the actual [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► fact of the thing yeah so cool cat cool [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► cats friend Maria comes over and they're [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► going to go outside and make more signs [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► because he's running for school [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► president and Maria has a very clever [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► name to the place that they're going to [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► go to outside it is the cool cat for [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► president office [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► that's what she likes to call it yes [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► Maria announces that she has laid out a [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► blanket and some more sign-making [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► supplies on the lawn which is really odd [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► because moments ago we saw her skipping [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► down the street empty-handed from the [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► opposite direction was gonna mess [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► overnight [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► oh yeah what it was like she had to hold [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► the column and then had to go home and [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► like put the scissors or whatever away [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► or the the extra materials that she [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► didn't write and then came back to get [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► cool cat and bring the matter guys all [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► him because previously she tried to ring [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► the doorbell and daddy Derek wasn't [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► there to get it for him right [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► but there is by the way a great deal of [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► skipping in this movie was ok goes [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► anywhere he's skipping or doing this [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► weird running in place they clearly this [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► movie was underwritten by the American [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► skipping society to promote skipping the [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► cookies to movies he has the skipping [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► move and he has the running in place [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► while moving his hands forward in some [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► strange blender like configuration as [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► there is moves that he really also has [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► the walking very gingerly up and down [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► the stairs let's head pointed straight [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► down so we can see on the hole in the [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► mask move which I never get tired of [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► watching because if he's a guy in a [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► mascot head [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► yeah and then we get started the entire [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► time going up the stairs which is it [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► takes like amazing it is amazing you [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► have two flights of stairs also amazing [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► is cool cats wardrobe which consists [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► entirely of shirts that is a cool cat [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► ercole cat loves you doesn't it it is it [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► is literally like kool Kat cannot wear [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► anything not affiliated with the kool [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► Kat brand and I was trying to imagine [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► the kind of response i would get if i [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► printed up some hats with just my head [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► and the word Steve let's loves you on [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► the night [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► do you have not be good i would be happy [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► that you love me [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► yeah sounds like good news I would be [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► concerned that you loved everyone that's [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► all that had Steve I would be very [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► concerned i have a sense that maybe I [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► would be bullied so I'm a little [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► concerned about that [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► well boy do I have the movie for you I [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► guess I'm kind of victim-blaming here [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► again but it seems like he's asking for [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► it is what i'm saying i don't think [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► there are any sign making supplies out [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► on the blanket either i think there's [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► just like their signs around and then [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► they sit down [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► well the task of making signs seems to [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► largely involved kool Kat rubbing his [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► mascot hand across the front of it [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► yes there are no sign making supplies at [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► know the kitchen island there you know [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► that's the problem with not having [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► opposable thumbs i think probably so I [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► also one of my notes at this point is [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► just the inner life of a mascot that's [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► what we're really getting here it's like [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► what you like it home [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► what does he think about what does he [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► worry about what does he do with his [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► time now we know and they're like we're [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► jump cuts in here to wear life where [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► there are some that this movie isnot [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► competently edited but they're there are [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► few places that are spectacularly [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► incompetent in there editing and this [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► the this little segment has a has a few [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► we're jump cuts but it doesn't matter [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► because our are antagonists of the film [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► appears at this point across the street [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► watching them [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► butch the bully which the bully it's a [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► family name [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► yeah again this is kinda nominative [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► determinism going on here who that when [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► you when your last name is the bully it [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► seems like that's what you're gonna grow [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► up to do I don't want to pick on which [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► the bullying he's just he's a bully [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► it's not his fault he got cast in this [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► movie it's the fault of the [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► quote-unquote casting director with the [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► comma csa after his name which [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► theoretically makes a member of some [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► sort of professional casting society now [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► but which the bully strikes me as the [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► kind of kid who would be so quickly [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► bullied by every other child on the [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► street including the weird mascot man [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► i'm gonna i'm gonna fight you on this [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► because i think it's the bully maybe the [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► best character in this movie [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► he's wonderful don't get me wrong yeah [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► that s was obviously has turned he has [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► turned her bullied because when you're a [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► doughy albino with [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► you got to be the hunter and the hunted [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► am i right [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► yeah alright lets out there that was [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► what i was trying to avoid saying but [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► it's out there now you've got to use [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► weapons and his weapons are his wits and [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► his crew laughs yes it just strikes me [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► as odd to to give the most lines in your [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► movie to somebody who cannot speak when [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► I really want to see is the wide [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► sargasso sea of uh cool cat saves the [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► kids which is the movie told from [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► witches perspective yes maybe we really [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► do we get it [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► oh sure he's the villain in cool cats [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► telling of the story but i think if we [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► saw this movie through bushes shoes we [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► get a different picture interest i think [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► yeah I think butch is my not only my [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► favorite character in the movie but I i [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► actually think that that this kid is the [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► best actor in the movie [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► well that's goes without saying what is [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► he saying he's great or even good or [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► even not bad but and he doesn't hide [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► large that he's not directed very well [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► he rushes all of his lines he has a he [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► has a speech impediment makes it hard to [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► understand his accent changes in a few [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► scenes but I love his maniacal laugh [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► which has to do repeatedly was really [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► great at the bed being and doing it [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► because that's hard like kid you gotta [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► say you're terrible dialogue and then [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► cackle maniacally and he does a good job [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► just say things like I love being a [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► bully [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► it's great that he's found something he [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► loved us well he's found the perfect [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► victims kool Kat and Maria are so easily [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► bullion oh man everybody thinks they are [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► a little bit thick hard day they are [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► really the doc so so here's here's how [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► we we meet butch hehe says oh look [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► there's kool Kat Maria I'm gonna Punk [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► them which is our first indication that [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► Derek Savage has no idea what the term [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► Punk me and he says Maria is pretty so [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► i'll text her she's ugly [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► he says yes and then uh and so he sent [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► her a text [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► you're ugly and your hair looks like [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► rats yes but before he they see that we [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► get the first important lesson from cool [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► cat which goes almost verbatim it's not [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► good to open text from a stranger but [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► I'm here so it doing it see what if you [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► want to cut and this is the children you [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► step in here and point out that yes this [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► is the one line in the film where [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► mysteriously cool cats [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► this doesn't sound like it's coming from [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► inside a man and that's because [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► originally kool Kat said there's only [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► one way to find out [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► so see what it says well somebody [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► pointed out that it's not a good idea to [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► open text from a stranger so now that's [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► what kool Kat says in a slightly [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► different voice but yes previously even [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► that terrible message was what he's [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► there so it's ok and this is one of the [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► points that I wanted to make about who [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► kool Kat is I'm very confused about cool [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► cats identity because he is running for [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► school president so he's apparently a [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► student in the school with the kids and [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► yet at the same time and several points [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► it seems like he's more advanced than [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► the kids including here where he is a [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► he's a figure who says it's okay for her [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► to see what the text is from the missing [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► person I don't really understand where [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► his what his place in the world is maybe [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► age of adulthood is lower for cats [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► I don't know well he loves her as he [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► loves all kiss and so he figures that [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► you know he can help her along through [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► whatever trauma is you have to come but [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► he's is not a kid himself if he's going [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► to school [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► he's a kid who can drive a convertible [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► uh but yeah generally a you typical cat [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► kid yeah anyway this is one of the first [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► times I back i've actually had a moment [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► where I've said hey they dubbed in that [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► mascots voice in a questioning tone [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► because usually that would be what they [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► did but not here so you're ugly and your [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► help hey your hair looks like rat hair [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► and she goes huh and Butch goes haha [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► it worked being a bully so I'm going to [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► stir again from 20 feet away but is in [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► you just some sort of documentary crew [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► it looks like he'slooking just off the [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► camera talking to nobody [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► I imagine this movie is just a [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► documentary about books to pulley with [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► kool Kat as an incidental or can you [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► imagine I would love to see that I want [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► to watch the bully documentary haha [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► alright so which sends out his second [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► text and here we get our second change [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► in the special edition [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► I so again the text arrives and instead [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► of saying you know it was a bad idea to [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► open that we were right the first time [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► cool cats responses maybe they feel bad [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► and want to apologize yeah we do well in [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► the original version before that happens [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► and you can see the very big blank spot [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► on the film before he says maybe they [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► feel bad he has this big emphatic [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► sure so he's really like do it man [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► open it up we learn to read the comments [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► on that outlines story effectiveness [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► also i like because the effect of this [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► is this inner life of a mascot that i [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► was talking about because because of [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► that pause what ends up happening is [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► it's like cool cat is going to another [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► place where he's like having visions of [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► who-knows-what because he this is how it [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► comes out in the final dub it's you know [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► maybe they feel bad and I'm like what is [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► it looks like the thousand-yard stare [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► from kool Kat like what I even do here [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► is like yeah maybe they feel bad i don't [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► know and it's not like his lips are [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► moving it's really easy to dub in [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► anything you want and they did he dumped [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► inside a thousand-yard stare at this is [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► so this is got some amazing things too [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► because they they see this and you know [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► it's a it's a it's another bullying text [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► but right right in here cool cat does [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► one of these things that he does [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► occasionally which I find just totally [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► bizarre which is he suddenly begins [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► addressing the camera i guess or us at [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► the audience and telling us about [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► himself so all of a sudden he's in this [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► scene with Maria they're being bullied I [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► can accept that we're in a scene in a [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► movie and he suddenly declares I'm kool [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► Kat and I love all kids just like okay [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► that's good [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► and then he reassures maria in a [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► chilling scene he reassures her you're [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► very very pretty [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► his election signs by the way read kool [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► Kat is the cat and vote now captain many [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► things all kids are like who are you [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► voting for [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► oh the cat right that's what monster [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► no I know this week's edition of the [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► uncomfortable is brought to you by like [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► splash that's like splash one word like [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► splash it is your one-stop app for a [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► whole bunch of different interest movies [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► restaurants songs books podcast apps and [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► more they're all rolled together in one [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► beautiful app so instead of having a [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► whole bunch of different apps that [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► you're tapping from one to another and [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► swiping and finding in folders you're [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► into movies restaurants books songs you [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► might end up with a whole collection of [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► apps in order to explore your interests [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► like splash solve this problem by [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► instantly linking you to all of your [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► favorite apps and services they're all [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► set up for you you don't have to open [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► all those different app [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► send it gets better with a few taps you [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► can also explore collections of favorite [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► movies songs books and apps collections [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► created by your friends or other users [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► who share your interests like splash [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► also offers another interesting feature [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► remember how you just forget all about a [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► TV show or movie your friend recommended [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► or maybe it's an awesome new restaurant [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► that just opened up [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► it can happen a lot like splash late to [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► bookmark those movie songs books and [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► apps anything you fancy it's organized [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► into categories and once again instantly [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► connected to your favorite apps and [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► services [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► it's like a very super version of [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► bookmarking so check it out like [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► splashes on the App Store you can click [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► the link in the show notes or go to [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► bit.ly/b i TTLY / get like splash that's [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► bitd ly /g tlik ESP la sh thank you like [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► splash one app for all your interests [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► for sponsoring the incomparable which [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► turns his bullying to kool Kat and sends [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► him he calls him and says why do they [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► call you kool Kat they should call you [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► dumb cat which is pretty sweet and [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► replies is this which I want I can't but [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► just not like disguising his voice he's [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► he's talking like Madeline Kahn and [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► blazing saddles is that it's very easy [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► to identify Butch's voice it you know [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► which by sight which they because he's [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► across the street [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► yeah also he's across the street quite [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► you call yourself dumb cat also maria in [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► a moment we'll say he's always bullying [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► and he has no friends [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► so maybe that's who's bullying you in [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► retrospect it was probably a bad idea to [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► give him all of our contact information [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► so they see him across the street and he [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► and he immediately runs away [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► it begins monologue what is wrong but [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► what is wrong with you [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► well he schools are for dummies yeah [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► then once it as soon as he's out of the [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► way he starts saying dagnabbit [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► that's Derek savages his deep [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► understanding of street patois which he [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► busts out repeated and sometimes is 1920 [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► sometimes it's like [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► something out of boys in the hood and [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► and sometimes it's a it's having a [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► little boy say well la dee dah dah dah [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► explaining to me his next to plans [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► because it looks to me like he finds a [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► box and says great [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► a bully with whatever is in this box [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► takes out a can of spray paint [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► let's do some very low-budget vandalism [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► by drawing one line across one of the [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► cool cats campaigns but the paint blows [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► in his face and he says stupid wind so [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► dumb wind blue paint my face not not [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► since the storm scene kid we're as [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► someone so eloquent curse the elements [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► because not even the simplest action in [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► this film can go unannounced by whoever [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► is performing it so he goes back to the [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► box and gets another can of spray paint [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► is clearly exhausted through its one [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► slight little spray that it got and into [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► his face so he goes back to the box of [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► mischief and there's another canvas of [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► spray paint and now he's delighted he's [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► got a brand new plan now that he has a [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► can of spray paint see aren't exactly [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► what he had two seconds ago you got it [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► you figured out what's the question [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► what's the wind resistant bring us up my [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► question office honey how come Maria [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► said he has no friends when clearly he [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► has two pals who are not really that [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► interested in being his sight but think [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► he kind of bullies and they're not his [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► friends they kind of forces the mind [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► forces them into so he knows the [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► boneheads and we'll get to them a minute [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► but I want to know no one of them is [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► named jamie and the other one is [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► apparently named you bonehead yes [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► because here first of the two kids and [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► Jamie bone and you bonehead that's true [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► that's true I I took it as a collective [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► boneheads a family it's like it's like a [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► band Jamie and the boneheads jamie is in [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► the boneheads but also is one it is just [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► a mere yeah i mean the boneheads is my [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► new cover band so i want to point out [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► that songs that I asked questions about [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► Maria's family life because that when [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► they see the wind blow paint in which [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► his face it she says my daddy calls that [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► payback and my daddy says what goes [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► around comes around to which I asked is [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► Charles Bronson your daddy [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► yeah they're here is a real of revenge [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► fantasy aspect too cool cat saves the [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► units that was kind of uncomfortable for [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► us for an educational PSA kind of movie [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► but cool cat is always the optimist they [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► declare will turn lemons into lemonade [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► I love lemonade it's so good there will [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► be a call back to that later with her [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► oh yes there will Steve yes yes the [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► right away impressed [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► perhaps the most clever bit of dialogue [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► in the movie which day it is so clever [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► that they use it twice which recruits [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► the boneheads into this into their gang [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► the bad boys he's declared it and [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► they'll paint Abby yeah for the bad boys [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► and they end and the the jerks who are [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► the boneheads who are in this big new [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► gang startup gang with him just wanted [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► one of them said content that just the [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► one kid is about bet the B stands for [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► bush and not bad boys 2 which point [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► which has the clever rejoinder know it [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► don't shut up shut up shut up you bought [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► that kid is smart that kids figured it [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► out he knows this is all just for the [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► ego trip a butch the bully and they're [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► not they're just cogs in the wheels i [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► think they really should workshop that [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► bad boys name a bit more [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► did you know maybe gotten a whiteboard [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► come up with some of your ideas yeah [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► like one word bad boys [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► yeah it should be 2 b's that they should [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► be tagging things with which could also [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► still be butch the bully so there's no [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► particular reason why they couldn't [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► start share so I'm this moves into our [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► next next keyport plot point which is [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► that uh another girl named Madison who [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► later is referred to essentially without [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► a name as a baby but i think that has to [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► do with the fact that these are multiple [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► video stitch together [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► Madison appears and she she reveals that [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► there is shocking vandalism happening in [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► sandboxes throughout the neighborhood [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► which makes kool Kat very upset and and [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► as a result not be able to say any words [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► that make any sense at all [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► he's he seems incoherent for for a [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► period of time that the rest of the [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► movie not only our sandboxes being [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► graffiti upon making all of the kids cry [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► but most horrifyingly a toy shovel was [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► stolen from with them so they cannot [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► build sandcastles indeed and that's at [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► that point [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► cool cat takes a really bold stand where [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► he says it's so [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► hard to steal it's not cool paint on [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► someone's wall [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► kool Kat really is it back off kool Kat [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► let's not go crazy with these radical [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► positions [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► this is where we get almost immediately [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► vb stands for butch joke comes back [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► almost immediately yes actually the [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► second kid says it to both Jamie and you [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► button it Smithers can point out why do [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► have a question at this point though so [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► but which is just about to graffiti this [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► wall yes and we hear that at the same [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► time that sand boxes around the county [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► or the town or whatever being defeated [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► Amon so the question is is is butch just [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► a symptom of a sick society where [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► sandboxes get graffitied on or is he [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► responsible for every bit of crime in [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► the entire county [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► he's the mastermind i think i think so [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► that will if you give your neighborhood [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► where people leave boxes of mischief [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► just laying around outside of their [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► fences I guess they're kind of all [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► asking for well not just boxes of [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► mischief also guns you know we'll get [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► well those aren't Boxley we are all but [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► you can you could argue that the box of [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► mischief is in fact the true villain [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► here and that any child who comes in [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► contact with it becomes the bully [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► Oh entrapment I like to think it's a [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► kind of Pandora's box that really warps [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► whoever finds it into manipulating the [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► people around them into doing whatever [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► it is they want with whatever kind of [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► graffiti they can come up with and if [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► it's that if it's be then you got the [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► boneheads and what do you do you really [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► need all your friends there you go [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► that's how it works [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► apparently smart in the chat room makes [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► a very good point which is that cool [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► cats version 2 graffitied sandboxes [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► probably because nobody wants to be [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► reading graffiti when they're in the [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► bathroom and I said that's how it works [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► but kool Kat stops them and you know how [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► cool cat stop them he shouts stop in the [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► name of anti-graffiti before you break [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► my heart [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► in the name of an anti-graffiti I don't [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► know who andy graffiti is and who who [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► her husband uncle graffiti yes uncle gun [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► control but that that's all it is [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► required because Bush the bully Jamie [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► and you both heads is flea are butch [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► fleas and and leaves Jamie and/or you [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► boneheads holding the can [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► but but just cool cats declaration is [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► enough for Madison to say we'll get so [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► brave [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► he really is no he he's laying it all [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► out on the line there everyone's [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► thinking it someone's gotta say it [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► this episode of the incomparable brought [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► to you by Harry's Harry's great shaving [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► stuff stop compromising your shave get [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► started with Harry's for too long you [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► have probably paid too much for a [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► comfortable shape or you settled for a [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► low price low quality razor has got a [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► great shave at a fair price they make [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► their own razors they cut out the [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► middleman they ship them directly to you [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► and half the price of the leading brand [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► it's pretty simple you need to get a [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► good shape and a good price with Harry's [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► i use Harry's razors every time I shave [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► every other day unless I'm doing [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► something fancy on because that's i work [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► at home now I can do that but I used to [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► shape with them everyday great shave i [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► love the multi-blade I the razor i love [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► the handle [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► I've got the orange handle right now [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► which is pretty great a little stand and [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► the shaving lotion makes me happy too i [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► like the faint faint smell doesn't [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► linker it's very good so what can i do [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► to get you in a Harry's razor will not [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► in like get it on your face [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► how do I do that Harry's starter set is [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► called the Truman it's a great option [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► for new customers amazing deal $15 you [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► get a razor handle you get moisturizing [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► shave cream and you get three of the [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► fantastic five blade german-engineered [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► razors plus a special offer for you [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► because you're listening to be [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► uncomfortable five dollars off your [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► first purchase you use promo code smell [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► my name go to Harry's com [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► look for the Truman set H Arry s.com [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► enter code smell check out you'll get [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► five dollars off and help support the [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► incomparable stop compromising give [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► Harry's a try today thanks Harry's so [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► there's a long lecture here we're cool [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► cat talks to the kids about how terrible [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► what they're about to start they were [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► about to do is and this is I think the [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► cruelest kind of all in the special [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► edition because in the original version [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► of this of the film at this point as [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► he's talking you can see across the [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► street some random guy walks out of his [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► house realizes that something is being [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► filled and then slowly take several [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► steps back into his house [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► out of the shot but in this version that [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► doesn't happen which shocks me because [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► it suggests that they shot this in more [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► than one take [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► yes this may be the only place where [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► that second take was was made because [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► they'd it's definitely different take [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► that vocalizing is different and [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► everything it is the same lines so it's [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► not like they just cut it out so I feel [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► like maybe what happened there is they [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► realize that guy was there they took the [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► second shot and then Derek forgot to put [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► it in something that happens all in this [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► movie repeatedly is a cool cat dispenses [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► his his special wisdom [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► yeah and the people who are misbehaving [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► immediately agree with everything he's [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► just said turn around a hundred and [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► eighty degrees and are on board for all [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► time after that or so they say when [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► someone says to you [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► with friends like that you better not [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► have in the end of us you get you get on [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► board what does that even mean [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► with that kind of water tight elastic [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► line with friends like that you better [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► not have any enemies [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► it's kind of a tragic tale as it turns [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► out because the kids are only tagging [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► because nobody loves me nobody cares [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► nobody cares for us one of them so [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► that's what they say but really they [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► were just standing there and Bush said [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► let's go tag stuff they're like yes the [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► mere moments earlier kitchen pressure [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► them into it we saw it happen but now [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► they have Dave there there it through [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► read in retrospect they realize nobody [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► loves them but that's not true [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► cool cat loves them which leads to some [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► amazing dialogue that i wrote down that [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► I want to share with everybody right now [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► yes go for it true integrity means you [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► do the right thing when no one is [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► looking in other words be cool when no [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► one's around to which the kids reply [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► yeah let's have some integrity [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► I'm down with that man that's groovy [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► yeah that's a saying you can take to the [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► streets will know the whole line is that [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► i wrote this down to because it's almost [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► as good as with friends like that you [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► better not have any enemies you have the [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► kids power you can be anything you want [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► to be [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► you've got to work hard and make it [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► happen and that's a saying you can take [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► to the streets yeah he says directly at [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► the camera and yet another yeah fourth [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► wall breaking my listeners if that [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► doesn't sound very convincing you have [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► to imagine that being said by a guy that [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► outfit waving his hand spasmodically [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► with some word so amazing i would follow [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► that cat the gates around I think we're [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► doing because that's where he's taking [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► I think Maria's follow-up line to that [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► is might be my favorite in the scene and [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► that's where she points out i bet those [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► kids have never been showing so much [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► love people her friend yeah disturbing [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► and wonderful inequalities mama whoops [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► bonehead so that would be our first [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► uncomfortable moment of the night [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► Oh your first really i don't know you or [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► nine for me to get far far worse yes [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► yeah that's so cool gets home life we go [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► back inside and eric says mama cat made [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► something tasty for you guys today and [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► this is when I started to ask myself [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► wait a second is Derek married to mama [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► cat are they perhaps like is he like [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► kool Kat stepfather is and he's married [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► to to do to a cool cats mother I was [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► telling myself for a long time to the [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► movie that Derek was he just married [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► into the cat family [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► cool cat keeps calling him daddy Derek [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► which is gross remember Derek wrote this [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► yes but daddy Derek could be something [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► you call your stepfather who married [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► your camera mother share [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► absolutely there is a scene later on [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► that I think ruins yes it always has [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► you have to assume and that in fact [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► daddy Derek and mama cat made spawned [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► this how created [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► oh yeah real cool cat in fact yes out [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► well let's let's let's let's cut right [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► to the chase here all right mama cat is [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► another person in the cast [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► yes that not even mad filled with [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► shipping know it's a person in the same [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► Akash is a person in the same cat suit [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► but with address and uh and a and and [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► like eyelashes eyelashes and like a lip [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► prosthetic to make it it seems sort of [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► different from kool Kat but when they [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► appear in the scene together it is a [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► very a questionably composited split [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► screen effect honestly the split screen [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► is pretty good [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► like that's where they put most of their [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► post-production effort was creating the [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► illusion of having to catsuits and by [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► pretty good he means it's awful if you [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► take more than half a second to look for [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► I couldn't see the seam right away in [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► that one scene at the table yeah so what [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► we learn is it is easier to do a [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► locked-off split screen video shot than [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► it is to buy a second cat soup [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► yes apparently so to focus a little [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► more on this Mama and Daddy business [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► they are referred to [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► he's referred to differently at several [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► points throughout the film and I don't [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► know whether that's because this is [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► three things split up and they had [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► different ideas for what he was in those [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► three different videos but he's called [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► daddy Derek several times [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► it's called mr. Davis in this scene they [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► referred at one point to mr. and mrs. [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► cat yes that's just the derrick is Derek [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► cat [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► yes it's just interesting either he took [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► her name which is surprisingly [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► progressive for your very aggressive or [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► he was already named Eric cat which [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► would be a crazy coincidence man named [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► cat who's been married a cat get em and [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► without that ability flaws but he is [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► called Derek savage later on by mr. [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► Erica's yes and well in that yet but in [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► that scene he's also referred to as the [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► creator of cool cat which is a very [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► weird we talk about being a bandit just [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► as my father is the creator me to get an [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► executive producer credit he laid his [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► seed within my mother and I are okay but [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► you'll notice this little family party [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► it's a credit for playing kool Kat mrs. [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► cat does not get a credit in the [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► creation of cool can explore abs with my [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► babies custom cat I think we need to lay [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► it on the line here this man had [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► conjugal relationships with it's very [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► clear and after one more quick at it is [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► is very clear he has no idea what's in [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► there it could actually be a cat in a [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► cat suit haha and i think this explains [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► why [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► kool Kat is unholy him well I believe [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► that Derrick savage met a woman who you [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► know they hit it off and after six [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► months or so she revealed that she liked [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► to wear mascot suits in time when [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► they're not on dates so what I'm [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► wondering is if when they got married [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► presumably and had kool Kat as a baby [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► presumably they just kept buying the [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► human child they made progressively [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► larger cat mascot suit to wear [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► throughout his life and that's just part [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► of his identity [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► oh my god you think we roomed him to be [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► like them he doesn't know that's not the [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► real skill it's either that or after [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► like month eight of their relationship [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► she introduced this other guy who's also [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► into cats suits but has daddy issues as [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► well you have to guard the suit makes it [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► better for be [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► so I that's a much darker thing that I [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► was going to suggest which is just [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► literally it turns out that if a man and [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► a woman wearing a catsuit love each [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► other very much they may magically [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► produce a cat baby a fully-grown man [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► also wearing a catsuit [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► can I get cool cats a restaurant review [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► out of the way by the way all the eating [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► scenes feature people sitting with [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► half-eaten sandwiches to indicate that [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► they have eaten some lunch although we [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► never see them eat the half-eaten [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► sandwiches and they may be indeed the [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► same half-eaten sandwiches and all the [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► scenes but I I didn't want to point out [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► cool cats restaurant review when asked [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► how he enjoys his lunch [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► kool Katz response not something i pick [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► any human would ever say which is my [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► belly feels great human suno was with [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► that I just got her into that doesn't [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► sound that bizarre well as it turns out [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► this is a perfect segue into what i was [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► going to say which is that at several [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► points throughout this film cool cat [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► scratches his own belly and all his leg [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► shake [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► can I don't work like that there's this [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► one of the scenes of the donkey and [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► Maria run back to the picnic blanket [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► which is strong on the long like three [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► days later he throws down on it starts [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► scratching his belly and kicking his leg [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► and it looks disturbing it quickly but [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► yes that's a dog think that's not a [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► Catholic and in my feeling is if you're [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► going to make a movie that runs an hour [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► and 15 minutes long about a cat [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► it seems like you should have actually [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► experienced ook at some point in your [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► life [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► we're told there's a point they're [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► having an appointment to Hollywood which [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► doesn't really make any sense right [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► and by cool cat is that's gonna happen [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► tomorrow so cool cat needs to go to bed [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► so cool cat surfs the web a little bit [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► look at me i'm surfing the wisdoms a [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► little song for certain i'm surfing the [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► web surfing the web which is not one of [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► the songs listed is like one of the [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► official songs now it's a little bonus [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► kool Kats bedroom we see it's got lots [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► of printouts of cool cat taped over [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► pictures that have been hung on the wall [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► to cover them up [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► that's an interesting decorating choice [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► to frame and hang a portrait and then [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► tape printed out pictures of yourself [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► over this seems like a lot of extra work [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► something I've been wanting to talk [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► about this whole time which leads me [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► into the fact that [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► this is derek savages own projects that [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► he's funding and he's producing he's [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► doing everything with his project and [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► one can only imagine this is his house [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► that he's filming in so why wouldn't he [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► go the extra three or four steps to [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► actually take down the things that he's [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► going to be using the film and then put [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► up actually cool cut things its own [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► house you can ask what I think that's [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► not his house because it doesn't want to [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► set things so he he puts take kool Kat [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► things over the pictures he put the the [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► towels over the headboard of the bed [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► right chairman mao did not have that [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► many pictures of himself hanging around [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► places that kool Kat but also can teach [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► us interesting things he gets he gets a [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► message that that is makes him angry and [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► he anyone to repair a John Doe from john [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► dale right up that by the way is wow I [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► had email from a John Doe maybe he wants [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► to be friends probably just open any [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► email you get kids Kevin Spacey I've [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► always want to be friends with you this [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► Twitter egg might have valuable things [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► to say to me make money fast but he has [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► an important lesson decision which is [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► what i write could stay on the internet [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► for a long long time boy that's true [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► yeah anyway cool cat goes to sleep at [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► very rapidly after this and has a dream [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► sequence [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► this is the first of several sequences [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► where we see kool Kat go to sleep [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► yes and wake up this is the only one [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► with with a dream sequence and how do we [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► know he went to dreamland it says going [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► to dreamland yes it's great and it's the [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► most coherent part of the movie which i [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► think is funny and he talks to the [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► audience in dreamland which if that were [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► the only time you talk to the camera [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► would have made perfect sense that would [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► have loved it [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► this does can contain my favorite [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► individual moment in cool cat saves the [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► kids which is which the bullies floating [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► head appears ok punches it [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► ah it's Zardoz like and it's distressing [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► this to the maze there's a little [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► sprawling it's great [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► cool cat wakes up and he leaves [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► dreamland what's really depressing is [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► that dream land has a fantastic [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► entranceway with rainbows and music and [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► it says going to dreamland and then [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► dreamland is just black nothingness with [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► smoke it [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► so depressing and then leaving dreamland [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► you get to be treated back to rainbows [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► why would you ever dream if you can just [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► stay in going to dreamland land road [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► thing with all the rainbows it would be [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► fantastic but note he has to deal with [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► which the bullies flying head on a black [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► campus and it's also like the loading [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► screen is way better than the actual [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► game is what you're saying [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► oh yeah that's why I'm pretty sure he's [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► got ahold of some bad window pane and [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► he's not actually saving 04 could happen [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► so he gets up in the morning and daddy [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► Derek said has their this incredible [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► level of detail here it's like don't [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► forget to go out back and say goodbye to [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► your mom before we go which we don't see [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► and doesn't happen and doesn't matter [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► and doesn't go anywhere i don't know why [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► that is represent cool cat with a big ol [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► bowl of fruit for breakfast his entire [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► breakfast consists of a giant bowl of [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► fruit cool cats gonna be a rough drive [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► to Hollywood is what every day for this [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► thing all I wrote in my notes was [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► frosting something cool cat screams [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► apropos of nothing [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► frosty at one point earlier he's shot at [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► exquisite for no reason to [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► so so the Hollywood trip that before [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► they go to Hollywood they have to get in [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► the car and this is the point where cool [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► cat tries to open and can't do it and [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► then while Derek is reading his dialogue [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► the man in the cool cat suit reaches in [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► and and and opens the door or like pops [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► the lock and then opens the door and [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► Derek sees him doing this and says oh [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► you need some help there oh you got it [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► buddy [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► and then he goes around the other side [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► because it was better just to use that [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► take [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► then do it again yeah yeah in that it [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► and it's the best thing in any scene [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► where Derek savages forced to to ad-lib [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► and and that is his attempts to play it [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► off as though it was planned he says was [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► it locked and you can hear the guy in [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► the suit is actually a little bit ticked [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► off at this point he says yes it was [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► daddy Derek Derek response to that as [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► well that's for safe for safety purposes [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► yeah yeah we keep that door locked so [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► that nobody can reach through that wide [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► open window [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► the door looks the repo man is really on [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► my face I put a lot of money into this [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► movie oh my god so from a plot [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► standpoint here's what happens now they [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► drive to Hollywood and immediately turn [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► around and drive back home [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► yeah cool cat does get out of the car at [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► one point in front of the hollywood sign [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► and tell us about the grand tastic story [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► about the Hollywood parade so so I was [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► very angry at a scene that has no [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► purpose but I realized what happened was [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► part of this video is cool cat at the [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► hollywood christmas parade odd and the [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► first part of that video was clearly [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► this segment of them in Hollywood and [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► Derek needed a justification to include [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► that so they had to drive to Hollywood [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► splice in those scenes of cool cat near [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► the hollywood sign and then drive back [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► home [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► yeah but the reason they went out in the [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► earlier phone call was he had some sort [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► of appointment in Hollywood but that [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► appointment appears to consist of a [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► phone you know i'm not sure why he had [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► to be in Hollywood they may listen for [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► example call it but it seems like they [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► set up this Hollywood trip all this way [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► and then it is done in a heartbeat [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► yeah I had to rewind because i was [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► circling this is something nope [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► and the whole day is gone yeah it's a [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► that's it that's it because Hollywood [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► called and once kool Kat to be in [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► hollywood parade they come back home to [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► tell mama and this is where you get your [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► first split screen shot which you can [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► tell because the right half of the room [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► is mysteriously much darker than the [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► left and the kitchen island appears to [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► have been damaged in an earthquake [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► because it's right side is about an inch [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► lower that it's left know so yeah they [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► tell mama cat about the good news about [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► the the Hollywood parade yeah she's [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► skeptical here we get what i think is [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► this is a hard 5 thing but I i think i [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► think the creepiest line in the movie [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► here is is where Derek looks at mama cat [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► and says and hey I'm cool with it if you [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► are any wink singh [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► it's like that has been said so many [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► times in this house all of the stuff [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► with Derek and mama cat is the floor [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► million throws yeah yeah we get you say [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► we see Maria kool Kat I think talk to [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► Maria on the phone and we see Maria's [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► bedroom appears to essentially be in the [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► same house as the rest of this movie [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► it has a picture of her and kool Kat [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► about the best thing about that phone [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► call with maria is that he calls her and [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► tells her about the thing and says hey [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► Murray I've got to go now you're the one [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► who did she know all but but he should [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► we see that Maria has also has pictures [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► of cool cat on such a cat thing to do [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► though and when they covering a quote [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► behind it that doesn't seem like the [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► best plan to bring about 100 that need [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► to be covered and then one cool cat [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► hangs up the phone it takes a few tries [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► for him to get it down because he's got [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► big mascot hands again then we get [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► another shot of cool cat going to sleep [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► indeed as he wakes up and we get a [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► little bit of Education which is you [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► should brush your teeth right wakes up [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► and brush his teeth and talk to the [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► camera and tell the camera not to follow [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► him into the bathroom [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► yeah how can I have some privacy please [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► and either the camera is supposed to be [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► nodding at this point or the camera and [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► just loses it over this hilarious joke [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► because it balances all over the place [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► like kool Kat thinks we want to see him [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► brushes teeth [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► yeah you don't know what was on that how [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► you he's a mascot he has no teeth [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► there are no teeth and one of the [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► traffic in fact kool Kat actually like [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► was walking to a litter box itself right [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► but instead of it instead of a human [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► doing well that would have warranted the [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► cameraman shaking the camera or sure [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► that would have been great [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► well the interesting part is later on we [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► do see him rushes to do see we we do see [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► him brushes teeth that's for later with [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► sound effects although there are no [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► teeth but we see him use the brushes the [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► air where his teeth would be yes that's [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► right exactly he has Invisalign Jason [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► mama kat's not downstairs because she's [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► gone to the beauty parlor with vivica a [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► fox stars dance here late for that [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► who's introduces yes pick a fight it's [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► not she's she's out with vivica or she's [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► out with your friend but no no it's we [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► have to drop the entire name including [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► yeah the initial even butch does it well [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► yeah yeah that's that's one of the great [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► lines in the movie later but they're [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► gonna write their gonna write kool Kat a [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► nice song Derek savage takes into the [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► computer room where Derek savage writes [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► a song by typing furiously on a keyboard [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► and the audience watches furiously [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► perhaps his word processor Microsoft [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► Word case i actually took a screencap of [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► the song and I'd like to do a dramatic [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► ocean of it now if incidentally that [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► screencap of a completely different song [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► the one that is probably a second [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► something that is performed seconds [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► later lyrics are quite different [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► this is cool cat song parentheses or [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► quote marks cool cat loves to run [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► oh does he ever cool cat loves to rock [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► yeah cool cats loves to rock [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► cool cat loves to play the guitar and [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► he looks so cool cool cat was to play [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► the drums yeah and he placed them so [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► cool cat loves to rock yeah cool cats [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► loves to rock [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► cool cat loves to play the guitar and he [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► looks so cool cool cat loves to play the [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► drums yeah and he plays them so good [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► yeah Jax is the coolest cat in the world [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► he's so cool yes he is right now do it [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► again in spanish on for several more [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► verses [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► yeah this is this sounds like [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► affirmation else seriously are you not [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► on board with cool cat yet how many [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► times do I have to tell you how cool he [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► is he's the coolest cat in the world [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► which is actually is a light up cat cat [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► in the world somewhere there's a [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► notebook full of him just writing people [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► like kool Kat cool cat is in the loser [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► people like Google get kool Kat has [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► friends [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► cool cat loves you all work and no play [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► makes kool Kat adult cat that what [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► happened oh yeah he probably doesn't [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► those are the lyrics they write in the [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► microsoft word yes but what comes out [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► what next they actually sing are quite [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► so number one then is played Derek [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► savages playing his his van Halen [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► autographed guitar his unplugged van [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► Halen autographed guitar it's [TS]