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the incomparable number 135 april 2013
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this is the incomparable podcast and on
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this episode we're going to do something
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that seemed like a good idea at the time
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we are going to play a game of Dungeons
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and Dragons on the podcast joining me
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i'm your host Jason snail joining me on
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this edition of the incomparable are Dan
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more in high dam by Jason so good to be
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it's good to have you serenity Caldwell
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is also here she joins the party hi hi
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I'm excited to roll some dice yes
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exciting for real or virtual either way
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Steve let's is here he is playing a
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character who sings in his female hi
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hello Jason I brought my pouch that's
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good i'm glad all prepared yet and Tony
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sindelar is here as well
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he joins the party and he knows more
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about dnd than the rest of us put
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together except for dan will be shaking
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his head a lot during this episode haha
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i play D&D with me regularly he shakes
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his head a lot bear to hear you will
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have caused fire
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hi Tony hello it's good to have you Tony
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it's good to be here and I left one
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person out of course and that's the
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person who's going to take us the rest
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of the way you know him you love him he
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is the guy who has read every book but
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more importantly he is our dungeon
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master and for the rest of this episode
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he is running the show it is Scott
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McNulty
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thank you Scott oh please more long as
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fuck out of the name now
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yeah i think that I'm gonna go on record
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and say this is the episode of the
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uncomfortable that i will speak the most
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in but I'll portion could fill a high
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bar to leap
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I know it's it's it's different area bar
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so why don't we start off by everyone is
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telling each other what your characters
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are we'll start with dan explain your
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character damn
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hello I'm glad God and the foie gras
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wrong show
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no more accents I'm egg laughs the
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Goliath barbarian egg laughs really
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Berserker egg laughs egg laughs what'd
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you make for my name is close to
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eastridge it nevermind pancake sob
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wasn't taken
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Wow walking so far it's a traditional
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Goliath name i'll have you know
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ok sausage tutor oh dear Jason your
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character I am Carlos the dwarf well
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actually technically in in this world i
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am a mul we just have to work half-human
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but either way I'm Carlos and everybody
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who get to watch freaks and geeks knows
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that that's a reference but i am also a
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character not just a reference to a
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judge me as a reference to your father
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human human mother right correct that's
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gotta be real treat for my usually she
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doesn't live at red was very drunk at
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the time
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read what is your character i am a son
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elf warlock named honest Rihanna I
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believe it up i dribbled Daniel I blame
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someone else for like that's not a fan I
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played him from anyhow but in Darkseid
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no she-she's in a lab you're in a ladron
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please leave there the el theist of the
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elves I don't like speaking about my
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heritage I'm trying to keep it on the dl
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don't forget packs all those things
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oh that kind of weird-looking toady iím
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know how to explain myself I am radar
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and I'm just just a normal kind of guy
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human feeling really not much to tell
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the strange world
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contrary to all evidence at the moment
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I'm just a simple man just he's you know
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just trying to make my way up or family
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you know just Steve Tony off his board
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he take you about your character
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I'm a good female 3 crane barred by the
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name of patch gap and also pirate it's
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short for catch chicon haha alright well
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that is our adventuring band for tonight
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you all your characters all know each
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other because that's easier with and I
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you know origins are the worst thing
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Andy if you ask me so everybody knows
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each other for my clutch mates
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reveal or be dark some equivalent of
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vehicle transactions and try this and
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Steve you get a hundred XP for a strike
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rate joke reference it amuses me so
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you're all in a tier which is one of the
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big cities in dark son jackson has
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several large cities they're all ruled
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by sorcery sorcerer kings that have
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magical abilities all of them except for
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tier which was very until very recently
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ruled by sorcerer King who was killed
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and now there is one of his chief
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Templars isn't charged and they're
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trying to figure out what's going on
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there's a revolutionary council the city
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is in upheaval it's an exciting time for
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freedom in dark sun you are find
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yourselves in a tavern as one often does
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at the beginning of a DVD adventure
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oddly enough and you're that you're
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sitting there drinking a dark ale
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perhaps some tea carbonated yak milk
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perhaps when a dwarven messenger
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approaches your table and he says all
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right you looking for work for you
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adventures
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now beat it we're enjoying our beer the
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end everyone I speak dwarf he was
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speaking common but he can also he will
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speak to love it if you like into orbit
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i'm going to say so what's the deal are
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you trying to get us all killed or are
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you cool is this okay and he responded
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or fit i I'm just a messenger
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I have no no I mean you no harm I just
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want to do much up i think we should
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kill the messenger
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I think this dude is ok guys I i we have
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a dwarf thinking dorvan he told me it's
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only are looking at every opportunity or
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are we not stressed car he has Carlos
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scroll and he slowly backs away from the
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table and quickly leaves and this better
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not see you around here anymore i I'm
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sorry my friends are horrible racist i
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say it or that
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can read the scroll whatsits what is the
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same sorry excuse me excuse me can
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Carlos read most malls can't it's true I
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did learn dark sun just that that is
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true you are you are you are a slave eat
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it Carlos
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wait a minute did you already deployed
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to eat it for like five minutes in and
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you're already haha busting out to eat
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this is going well i got us the scroll
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do you want me to eat the scroll down
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because there's no adventure a glass
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I i have a lot of messengers pancake
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come on pick you want me to give you the
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scroller what up i will show you a
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pancake who's a reader i don't think i
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can read you want to fight a gloss I
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vote for the way you either the smart
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elf or the that are totally normal human
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get gentlemen gentlemen you know you
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don't want to talk too much attention i
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believe you may recall that you know
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until recently literacy was outlawed i
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am going to give the scroll to the very
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nice elf lady and not the mouthy human
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guy oh yeah I make it happen when I
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drink so is a very nice lady notices
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that the scroll is sealed in wax with a
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seal of three dragonflies on it if
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anyone wants to roll to figure out what
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that might mean you can if you don't
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care you can also skip it
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that would be as your wings are
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cannibals do it that would be Street
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wise now I got that too
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alright i can go i had a plus-10 on that
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oh no I give to the bard the brand 11
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whoa reimu Burrell flee that was so
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impressed everybody wants her all feel
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free 2009 so that the 13
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nice going out and with that is enough
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to know that that is the seal of how
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shaam which is one of the large trading
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houses on Atlas which is the planet that
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you're on and you will know that
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yes trading house how intriguing
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alright I'm going to break this sucker
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do because i don't care much for
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fancy-pants seals all right way this
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came with pants CLC seals don't work
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it's to that car listed oh alright i
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will read the what is on the scroll
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because I did not want to type it out
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earlier so says greetings from house
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shaam we've sent messengers throughout
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tier to deliver this communication to
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those of mercenary guys if you be such
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that you wished guys we're person very
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guys and ladies history except for
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except for you too boy if you be such
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and wish to earn a great reward
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read on do you do you wish to read on
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I I wish to get a gram or bear i don't
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know what reading is money buys a lot of
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beer my friend desert Raiders her ass
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and disrupt our caravans yet the
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revolutionary cap of counsel of tier
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will not lift a finger to help
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thus honest merchants must find a dell
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swear the Raiders claim that our
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caravans know the site of a ruined
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temple called the face in the stone they
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say if we give up the location their tax
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will cease but we know nothing of the
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moreover shaam caravan seeking to find
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the face in the stone never return our
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request is this find the face in the
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stone learn the fate of our lives lost
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caravan and provide assistance to any
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survivors all we have concerning the
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ruins location is a line from an old
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song where the devil's horn threads the
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tunnel in the sky a stony visit rarely
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blinks its hollow I return with your
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findings to our Emporium in tier and you
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will be heralded as heroes of house
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shaam regards delam shaam guys I'm just
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saying backward kallik was in charge
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there was a lot less spam scrolls
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getting delivered back door has injected
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I was just me or they did not actually
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mention money at the end of that come on
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reelect kallik as heroes don't know how
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I feel about heroes i would like to hear
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that actually rendered in song
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casco to oblige no I'm drinking
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we need a bard guys the perfect time for
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characters would know that Catholic who
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Tony's character just mentioned was the
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previously a ruler of the city and who
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was just murdered allegedly murdered
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allegedly by his own men
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so you know not a very popular person
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but ok just look among some of us though
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justjust well he sacked we are where we
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are running out of money and that means
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that that the three creams running out
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of beer so I think it might be a good
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idea just to make sure he stays well
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lubricated probably a good idea for us
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she it's a she she's days I can't tell
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the difference between you and racers
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don't berate man good good tho ivory
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money good money buys more beer and axes
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I recommend we ask around the tavern and
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see if anybody knows anything about this
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horn this temple thank go anywhere else
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suppose you're looking for it's called
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the face you guys go ahead I'll be right
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here face in the stone this in the stone
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is the name of the temp I got no
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charisma no diplomacy so don't have me
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me neither
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yeah all right I'll do it
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Bard's what can you say who is it who's
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around here uh the the tablet is full of
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a motley crew haha not actually motley
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group but a motley crew of you know your
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your lab normal temperature colors there
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are some doors a party of dwarves that
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are drinking some very strong ale a
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couple 3i cream are ordering amongst
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ASCAP ok so there are 23 I Creed they do
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not acknowledge you
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that's road i try to get their attention
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ok they look at you they say yes yes i'm
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going to ask them about if they know
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anything about any temples lost in the
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well I we there have been many things
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lost in the desert
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you'll have to narrow it down for us if
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her face in the stone ask him about
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facing the stone what was what was the
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song that business with the song out
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where the devil's horn threads the
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tunnel in the sky the devil's horn
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threads the tunnel in the sky
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alright let's ask them if that makes any
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sense to him I'm something about a visit
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and I yes study visits rarely blinks its
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hollow i wear that general press the
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panel that something temple pops out of
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the air the shake their head but do you
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know where that is or should I keep
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saying you should stop singing
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I know I don't know where that is
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I've not heard that song before but it
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does have a certain dwarven hints to it
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but I don't know it's a motley crew
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sauce I ask nikki sixx they clearly have
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no idea what to tell you they've got
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another alright let's try the doors
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ok so there are four doors of
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indeterminent sexes they look like so
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you don't know
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although I index on tour not Harry so
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they don't have any period but maybe we
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should send the mold talk to all right i
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can go to I'll go talk to the dwarfs it
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seems like a good idea
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ok walk over to the door so if they say
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hello brother che I'm Carlos shower
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moment you know what
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hi carlos it's good it's good to see you
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a we just got this
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we just got the scroll that's about this
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face in the stone temple you know
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anything about that any idea about what
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that was from the guy with three
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dragonflies any ideas
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well I had heard we've heard that how
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sean is looking for adventures and they
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have a3 dragonfly seal i'm not sure what
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they're looking for but i I've heard
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they lost the caravan somewhere and I
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don't know who would attack how Sean
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caravan but that's bad a bad idea to ask
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me which in fact you did so i just told
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you that I didn't it
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do we have any idea who might do such a
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thing could we ask her i mean is there
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we know who their enemies i will you
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would know that are the trading houses
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in general don't get along they
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generally try not to attack each other
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though because the only way that the
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city-state's can stay afloat as if trade
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can flow through so the sorcerer kings
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frowned upon trading houses attacking
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one another on the game yet but that's
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you do know that I mean it's dangerous
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to go out into the desert and that's
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what these these caravans go out into
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they go out usually they're well-armed
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so you can imagine that whoever attacked
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it was also was better armed or they'd
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be felt some kind of natural disaster of
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some sort which is not uncommon and
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there are plenty of a beast of the
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desert that attack and kill people
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regularly perhaps we could make some
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inquiries about where the caravan was
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going and when it was last heard from
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you can if you like
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yes let's do it who would be a good
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person to ask about that it seems like
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that might be beyond the realm of just
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our immediate surrounding you know how
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shaman has an Emporium in a tier in the
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marketplace so you could try that go out
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there and also you also know if you do
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intend to go out into the desert and
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track down this place and look for this
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Caravan that you will need more supplies
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that you have now
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suddenly feeling very strong pole to
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check out the important i'm not sure why
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seems like it might be a reason I assume
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that you're going off to the market is
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this correct
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indeed sounds like a plan that you make
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your way to the marketplace and it's
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very and it is a lively place so these
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the tall gentleman RR half Giants
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they're like dance character the praying
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mantis is a try cream shop right here so
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their discussion i did their stalls it
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served it's a very busy place
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i hustle bustle and he heyguys heyguys
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up on the rooftops that I don't think
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there's a radio
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oh those ranchers oh I will tell you
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what's happening we can move it
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wait a second we were lured to this
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emporium what I'd like a hot lay on the
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ground and hide as much as possible from
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the archers that are going to shoot us
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okay that may not be feasible but when
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you were finalized our chairs huh what
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those doing here we meet hey we got a
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scroll we have somebody showing the
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scroll shown the scroll
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it's cool we got a scroll don't you
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don't you have a scroll another
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successful Sylvester so lonely
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stop or my mom will present her scroll
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that threat great for something
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yes it is you know what is more dudes
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showing up this is not good
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are you familiar with our mating ritual
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it's pretty great dude there's someone
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back there by that stall
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oh there's like eight people everyone
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else abuse we created yet just to try
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his first right here okay so you're in
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the marketplace you walk in you're
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looking for the Emporium and as you're
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walking down the lane as you want to do
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in the marketplace
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I you here
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well you see this guy by the the cart
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here and he is a human
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I'm just telling you what what all these
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people are human there are three days
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the dwarves are three dwarves shockingly
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there are 23 I cream and up on the roof
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r5 LG's I know and you hear yellow
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surprise an alarm mixed with the sound
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of heavy boots and
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claws on tears cobbled streets from one
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end of the lane 23 i cream are bounding
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in your direction on the overlooking
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rooftops a handful of elves throw off
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cloaks and snatch throat throwing catch
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cos catches I don't know those are the
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cottage cheese tell you are the 3i Crean
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bladed throwing stars basically catch up
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my friend did you remember to play or
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bart air have from the other end of the
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street three burly doors hostile towards
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you behind the doors tried to determine
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looking human in a long cloak P&P bears
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the insignia of Eric a roaring lion
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eric is another city state who still has
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their source working so the guy who's
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wearing the insignia says this is your
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lucky day
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dogs of tier human on the lion God has
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chosen you to join the ranks of his
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worshippers you should feel honored
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however I'm afraid this is going to hurt
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a lot and so you know that a cone on is
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the sorcerer King of the city of Eric
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and it is clear that he wants to fight
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so what do you do anyone have anyone
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want to say anything before we do
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something they all appear to have ill
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will towards us this the seems to be a
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ambush and they do not seem to be happy
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to see you
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what the hell is wrong with this game
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Scott what is going on
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we're just here for some just looking
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for rentals and stuff fresh fruit man
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always a concern when they don't list
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the reward on the scroll we can always
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try to talk her way out of it but
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something tells me that's not today are
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not very interested in talk
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but maybe just maybe we can sing our way
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out is it so is it our impression that
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these that this was all this all
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happened simultaneously the path right
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green and the guys on the roof and the
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dwarves are all they're all in it
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together with mr. clokey so as soon as
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mr. clokey started talking the elves
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uncovered themselves now and the throat
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cream jumped over down bored yeah and
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then you know it is a to basically to
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have you kneel before him he says you
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know we can do this the hard way or the
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easy way if you just want what's the
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what's the easy way is that you submit
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to my will and we make you loyal
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subjects of who the the lion God you
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know I'm going to approach him and say
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tell us more of this lion guys the
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circle of life
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well he says stay where you are don't
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get too close
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ok I'll go right there one space it's
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cool it's just one spaceman
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alright well good so I we we need more
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agents in this city and I have heard
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tell of a certain temple that has been
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lost and I i have also heard that you
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are looking for it
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tell me why are you looking for this
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temple what's there
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what secret weapons are you going to try
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to get spy City alright but i have no
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idea we're in this for the money that's
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what they all say we are merely
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sightseeing we heard interesting things
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about the gods and those who had been
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worshipped at this temple and we wanted
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to learn of it
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Oh some say this temple is the site of
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strange disappearances we are but poor
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circus folk
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well everyone who is lying role of bluff
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role for me Bluff is under your skills
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you will roll a d20 and then add your
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whatever that number is next to it
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rights that we were in it for the money
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and I'm definitely if you are not like I
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I said there were strange disappeared
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the fact that we all set different
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things but maybe not
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optimized our story just a hair we are
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travelers
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hey Scott yes can i roll history to see
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what I know about that temple
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yes you can I don't know if it's too
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yeah it's i rolled my Justin fine Tony
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ironic i rolled a pyro the one you
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actually no less than united five
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minutes ago so you are well I'm a little
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a strategy template even know what I'm
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talking
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well I am good i was gonna draw on at
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him about the lengthy history that I
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know about the temple and i think i just
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go ahh and then I get to structural
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wheels i had it was right there so Steve
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you were definitely like so what would
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what did you roll a bluff j9 ok so he
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does not believe you
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shockingly and this is what what why
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would you like to be clearly you're
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covering up something and now he signals
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to attack so let's roll for edition
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yes thanks deep so I got never trusted
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the right green her trust
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that's right sorry Scott what what am I
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where do I need to roll them roll a d20
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11 ok and now add your word says
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initiative on your sheet should be in
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the bottom left of page 10 so that makes
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it 14 area that's exciting
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alright give me a second i just rolled
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initiative for the exciting that's what
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i was saying it's exciting
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I'm sir what did you watch your
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initiative Steve 1515 okay Cody what's
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your initiative 77 what's your plus out
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that well that's with the plus you have
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what what is your plus sorry plus 1 okay
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you probably left red eight better than
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Jason 14 and Dan 17 th you have a 17-2
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didn't I got 250 250
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I added my modifier ok alright so
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forthright green go first the bad throw
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runner the 3i Crean jump next to Carlos
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Matt and Carlos my friend they are going
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to claw at him huh
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they're each Carla's well whatever like
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your people it's and Carlos what is your
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armor class little shield Jason 1660
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okay so you got hit twice each of the
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three Creed you need some Eric their
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claws across your torso I doors out i
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like to break you I don't know and you
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take this part you take 40 in the 14
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points of damage man now how many points
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do you have Carlos well 20 now
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alright so you are not blood with you
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get to have half your hip landslide
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remember the clothes but i'm not there
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yet so next the dwarves go the enemy
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doors that is that huh
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and they are they're holding weapons
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called gouges which are basically like
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flattened pointy shovels now for gougeon
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after that but that sounds scary
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hi they are they don't they don't look
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are we sure their weapons and not
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nevermind they're gonna go by the shovel
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they're not just happy to see us
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yeah okay so what
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thank you for catching that Jason
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revolution what is going to attack a
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Steve I know it's only right it is only
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right so Steve what is your armor class
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well I rolled a 9 i'm going to
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assume that probably misses you Steve
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yeah i got an 18 AC so good you're good
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like you better than that your little
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shrimp uh who is this let's see who that
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tony i'm going to one attacks you and he
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gets a 1700 yeah alright so hehe gouges
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you with this couch out later and you
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take 11 points of damage and finally ren
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16 16 verses you ren oh yeah it's gonna
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hit areas so you also you take for 10
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points of damage and then points of
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damage as they they slice across now the
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Elven sniper scope
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yeah we got to go before us d they are
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you guys they got the drop on you didn't
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roll very well not so much at seventeen
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team so two of them were going to attack
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them bring it harder they fall
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true so let's see two so i won
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mrs. completely the other is a 22 which
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i'm assuming hits that will hit so you
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get five points of damage and let's see
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who else we got here think they're going
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to go for Carlos to are going to attack
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Carlos the dwarf they both hit so that's
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10 points of damage to Carlos well I
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bloody now Carlos sweet and wife
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let's see if I can figure out how to do
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the work might need some healing group
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could be such a small target too and uh
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one left will go for let's roll readily
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12 is dead 34 is ready 5 6 is well it's
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for John siracusa I'm a tank if you like
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job but I don't think of 14 hits use it
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does not
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well there you go now next up is dad
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Sweden are ever being uh under a hail of
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fire for the snipers who are on the
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rooftops of these buildings there are 23
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I cream that are attacking Carlos couple
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dwarves and the human male has not done
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anything yet the one who seems to be in
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alright well since I'm next to the the
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threat green i will start by using a
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minor action to activate my defender
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ok so basically a there is an aura that
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last round me it's about every space
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adjacent to me
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anybody who has any enemy in that space
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takes a minus-2 penalty to attack
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someone that is not me
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don't worry yeah and if they try to move
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or attack someone who's not me i can hit
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okay but I'm going to start by hitting
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that guy who is directly next to me I
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attack that three cream that is to the
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south-west of me with a jarring smash
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all right bring on my sister
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alright so I rolled pretty bad that
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looks like a 12
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ah you did not hit i don't know i said i
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bet because of a jerk apparently was so
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you did I hit so you what what weapon to
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use i have a great sword
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it means ok ok so it's okay to feel that
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great it it rebounds off of the witness
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you know exoskeleton of the thread creed
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and if this frustrates me and I roar it
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clicks I it's just to get a minor action
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that is a free access free action mr.
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Steve your dresser so you have a you
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have you are surrounded by hostile doors
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I see that that's that's a temporary
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situation here i'm going to first
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evolved draw my my gift the gift card
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which I who knows where I keep it uh you
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don't want your pouch and ipod touch my
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dice bag your disco up which does not
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actually consume my minor action because
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i have four arms that script i'm going
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to use my jump and leap these guys which
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does not provoke an opportunity attack
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prayers and go straight for the human
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oh and i'm going to attack him with
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cutting words which actually could've
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called man i was but i usually the
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winner gets made fun of for using the
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stupid barred power names but i'm gonna
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use today I get rates that I have a
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power called vicious mockery for my
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shock that's all
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you call that a haircut cuts deep
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cutting words is a ranged attack which
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means that that would draw an attack of
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opportunity you would know this so that
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he was a true yeah alright then I best
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not do that i mean you could you could
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jump like Lander 1 square shapes I of
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America and that could be that way I
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guess the dwarfs can probably reach me
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next turn anyway let's do that
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ok let's make this let's make this thing
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happen but let's do it cutting words man
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you're bad roll a d20 plus 6 verses will
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is what I that sounds pretty awesome so
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roll20 ice world 20 that's with this
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that's why i wrote with mods ok was
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gonna say not a natural well you needed
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exactly that so you hit beauty that's
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1d8 + 40 d 8 with the plus for that's 27
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all right he did not hit the stop please
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him cutting words rarely please they're
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targeting Carlos way it is unleashed
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wore em as this adorable i also pull the
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target two squares incidentally hope you
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what you want to pull him towards you
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I've sucked him in Carlos yes you are
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you have a threat you have 23 i cream
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next to you and a guy with an aura your
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is good for you
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I like the aura fact if you want to move
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so that they're both next to me that's
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even better
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and you're also draw blood i don't know
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how many points you have but 10 if I if
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I may make a modest suggest please I
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would hit one of those guys
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and then basically shift which is
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basically move one square to like here
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okay because then you will draw them in
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and they will both be affected by my or
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and I can keep them from trying to hit
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you right
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can I do that Scott yes how tiny is your
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aura it's it's every square size the
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size doesn't matter
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yeah it's how i use it yes no that's not
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the effects of the aura not the size but
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in this case it's just one of the
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smallest which is five feet here or as
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small i mean it's it's a small list
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alright so Scott right look at each one
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if i'm doing if I'm doing this right do
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i do I assume the battle wrath stamps
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and then you should totally understand
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bonus that'll wrap it up and then and
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then i'm going to attack the the dude to
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the West that Dan didn't attack
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ok i do that you can the urology 20 then
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add whatever you should add strength for
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Stacy ok so added 10 to the d20 yeah
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okay so i get 10 plus 10 20
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alright so what weapons you-you an axe
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is that right but it's a fancy acts a
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tree i'll try call so you leave it in
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nice and it is dead oh nice thing suede
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yeah you missed the mole Lila because at
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all then your career is that right
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yeah thats dark now now that I'm really
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angry and bloodied I also i'm gonna hide
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behind dance or you might want to
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scrunch down a little bit
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oh it's pretty small that's that nice
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book but I'm pretty small
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alright read you you have it is your
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turn you've seen Carlos dispatch one of
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the 3i cream the good 3i cream has
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jumped towards the human who seems to be
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the ringleader you have some dwarves
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near you
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no one has done anything about the
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snipers as of yet and that there is a
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very angry clutch mate of a dead thread
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green next to your half giant boy
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all right so is the person standing
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right adjacent to me is that a dwarf is
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that of angry dwarf this one
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angry to work yeah he's he's an angry
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dwarf peter dinklage yes one that I just
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drew all over
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don't worry bankrate drawn him that one
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yeah he is he's a bad
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ok always well since he's standing right
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next to me I mean it seems a shame for
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me not to throw you know eldritch magic
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in his face
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so I'm going to curse him with the
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Warlocks curse
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Oh always on because he's the nearest
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phone I can see em and i get to deal
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extra damage to him bring and in
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addition to that I'm i think i'm just
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going to cast my eldritch blast on him
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and despite it being a ranged attack it
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does not provoke opportunity
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oh I'm awesome and I have reached the
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coast after this yes Casper official
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years something like that
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alright alright i'm actually gonna roll
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with my real died because i don't trust
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this horrible thing I don't trust you
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so here's a dice it's d20 I promise and
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rolling
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I trust you 02 30 i got a 12 + 7 I gotta
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1919 you you blast relax in his torso
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with your Eldridge might and you deal
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ideal a lot
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let's see I don't get anything 1000d 10
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and then 2d6 is that right down there
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are 26 plus 1 d6 so that's gonna be fun
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I do like warlocks and yes ideal eight
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and four ideal 12 damage plus 5 17
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damage then i see well then he's just a
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puddle now
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no he's still standing and he's not
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blood yet either so those are the tough
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guys for top router that is good to know
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anything else
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serenity ah
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don't think I can yack a face step would
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would make an opportunity attack yeah i
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know it's a teleport through okay maybe
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I'll do that because i don't like
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standing so close to this guy who can
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probably obviously do massive damage so
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I'm gonna tell por SI by teleport here
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can i still see everybody I you would
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not be able to see the human all that
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well actually you would because that's a
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little boost yeah i'm going there is a
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stepped alipore you want me to move you
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hmm yes I would
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magic I did all right now in the human
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everything the human ships back he
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raises his fist points at the throat
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cream and a deer attacks 25 vs AC i do
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believe hits you
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yes it does so you take 18 points of
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psychic damage dude as a psychic image
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of a large fist flies out of his head
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slams into you and push you back 10 i'm
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down to nine which means i am blooded
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are already due to deck is alright so
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that was not everyone
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Jodi you go oh
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regular red car is going to back up
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because he does not like being dwarfed
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adjacent and I'm happy concerned about
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those okay with being mala Jason well
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you know I like being defender or
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adjacent but those snipers also seemed
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pretty threatening yeah so you know I
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mean it's not really a warrior but if
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Lightning were to accidentally strike
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them huh
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you know you might be involved in that
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so i'm going to use dark lightning so
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this targets the elves reflex which is
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probably pretty good at that but we'll
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see how this works
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so I scott i get to target to up to two
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guys so let's target the i'll go with
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the two guys on the red building
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ok so i'll call this is the first one
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the first one is I wrote the 14 and it's
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plus 6 that's 20 verses refi ok and the
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second one I rolled a crit ok so they so
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they both explode
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okay well yes for each so I don't need
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to roll damage for those in the know
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these are waiting when you hit something
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and it dies almost instantly these are
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minions
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so basically they have one hit points
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they're just there to be obstacles and
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and annoy you
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sometimes they can be hard to hit
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mission accomplished
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you know so they're okay do not like
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this get I'm still a little concerned
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about our odds so i think i will take an
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action point and try and do that again
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for the other roof topic i get on so i
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work from right to left so left-right
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Hebrew do this is much lower
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that would be 11 verses reflex nope and
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15 verses reflex and that does not hit
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ok so i totally not worth it
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Archy out from his head you see this
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lightly you all know that magic uh is
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your very distrustful of magic
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nobody likes magic here in AZ so you
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just assume that he used some sort of
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perhaps it was a coincidence or it was
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you know I was just I was gonna just
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electricity strange when you're out here
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yeah maybe yes he was rubbing a balloon
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on his head or as you do I ok so that
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was for Jason and Steve that was that
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was a route 1 in our encounter so there
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everybody has got your all you've all
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survived off into this primarily barely
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there are three deadbeats so that's
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always good and now we start again with
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a threat green the surviving fried green
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who is a very unhappy and only has one
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choice he must attack the the half jam
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and so he will and let's look he will
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he's very very angry Todd try Korean
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generally look my friend but he is he's
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he's not happy to see you this buddy
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just got split in half by door facts are
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true are you gonna do she's gonna I hate
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when that happens slashes claw across
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your face within 24 and you pick seven
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points down okay I guess that's what
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he's gonna do that's what it's going to
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do and then he was going to so much for
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your aura down that mean that's my point
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the point of the aura is to stop them
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from hitting you guys and make them hit
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it's true we all die in the first
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encounter that would be a very short
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episode will actually stay there except
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it wouldn't because it's are you know no
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other not as fast movie game and now the
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daughter is gone so there's a dwarf next
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to this bloody 3i created so he's going
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to attack the bloody thread Curry who
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have opportunity on me
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uh-uh not letting this is just a normal
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yeah because you're next to him and he
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doesn't like you
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so he's going to not very nice he's
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going to sing a song you sing a song you
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should sing a song 17 but you have an AC
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of 18 I think right yeah so it bounces
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off of your armor your chain back
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doesn't do anything
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see that are that armor i recommend you
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purchase workout every thank God for
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that but another i'm not entirely sure
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how a bug where's chainmail but you know
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well especially casually it's another
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setting where patches of it here and
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there runs over to attack the throat
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cream and he hits what I was
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re you and I've got you attack nightfall
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to attack their boss man for 12 points
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of damage which I believe brings you to
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00:43:51
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negative 2i would be unconscious yes- to
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right we're going to put actually you
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said 12
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yes that's actually negative 30 will put
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a little X over you you collapse in the
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agony there and we'll pay guys isn't he
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00:44:08
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the one that's supposed to heal us will
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get anybody trained in heel but we'll
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get to your saving throw vs. death later
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and now we have what dwarf left where
[TS]
00:44:20
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should he go he's gonna go attack Tony
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17 vs AC Tony minus 2 because he had
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next 15 vs AC that was the difference
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that i needed all right rail and in
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addition because he attacked my buddy
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oh do i get to make an attack on him
[TS]
00:44:37
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please do so you sense that this attack
[TS]
00:44:39
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would have gotten to you but some aura
[TS]
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or something has got my sword i get in
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the way there other ants magnetism and
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Dan attacks i'm going to roll in mainly
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basic attack
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yes or d 10 plus 9 right on with 25 that
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would hit yes and in addition because
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this is my vengeful guardian i get to
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deal a 1d eight extra damage on top of
[TS]
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my normal institute and this is this is
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the the already-injured dwarfs oh
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alright so that's a 1d 10 + 44 the
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normal damage plus an additional d8 so
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that is 14 damage or two damaged so he
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is bloodied good for him is he bloodied
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no he's not actually I can't do this son
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of a monkey
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00:45:27
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oh no wait yes he is yeah he's dorsal
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it's hard to see with Zach with urea
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i've just i've just done the math is
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hard math is hard as it as a DM I know
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00:45:38
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likes to say I'm just gonna drink and I
[TS]
00:45:40
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here guys just go on without me back
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00:45:42
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okay but that alright so that's what
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00:45:45
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unhappy bloody dwarf the elves go so we
[TS]
00:45:50
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still have we to alvin snipers have died
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under mysterious circumstances
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we have we have three left so let's see
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00:46:01
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who's over here so they're going to
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00:46:02
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dan Tony and Carlos everybody knows my
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name my name is easy to remember it
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00:46:11
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jerks true so let's see
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they call me a just call me check on if
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thats pancakes eggs watch out there
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00:46:18
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shooting at you pancakes is a pretty
[TS]
00:46:20
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good afternoon nickname waffles let's
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00:46:24
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pancakes is 25 verses that will hit well
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00:46:33
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we got the last part right you got five
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00:46:35
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points of damage there
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ok Carlos is a 13 which I believe will
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00:46:40
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miss you yep and tony is 23 i'm going to
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get did I don't get anything from being
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in dance or any more right and New York
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it's just a defender thing so it's only
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preventing people from mainly people
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from hitting you or next to me
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00:46:58
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oh it's oh I didn't know there was like
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an asterisk only good for melee attacks
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yeah sorry buddy
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00:47:04
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alright maybe maybe you should talk to
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take it up with whoever likes the
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Lightning people in your in your name
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oh how much damage did I takes life
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don't like is the spitting things they
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playing at you they cut across you
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you're only wearing cloth so you know it
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leaves a big trail blood falls out and
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they spin back into the hands of the
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snipers pretty cool
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ok i am bloody book by that and now it
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is a pancake stern world tourist
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campaign how excited I don't try to
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change him back this dorsum or just take
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out the three cream i thought if i had
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about three grand to write down our I
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only know just whacking the dwarf well
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00:47:49
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you do know so you know that the threat
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screen is a not as tough as the dwarf
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yeah and you know the dwarf is bloodied
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alright that's all you okay i will i'm
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going to hit the nitride jarring smash
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on the dwarf
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00:48:07
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let's try that so I prefer to call it a
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00:48:11
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canning smash is it 13 which is not very
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00:48:18
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good that does not hit well that's nuts
[TS]
00:48:21
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to that alright as a minor action first
[TS]
00:48:24
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I'm going to use my stones endurance
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which means i can resist 52 all damage
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until the end of my next turn
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00:48:29
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ok and then I'm going to use my action
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00:48:32
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point try that again
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00:48:35
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bring it on since the dwarf alright
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00:48:37
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bring it on
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00:48:40
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don't don't fail 27 how about that does
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00:48:43
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that work for you know it actually hits
[TS]
00:48:45
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you hit the door but what damage that is
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a d-10 much damage plus one plus four he
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takes 10 damage he now grants combat
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advantage so if you are attacking him
[TS]
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you get a plus to him because I've
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00:49:02
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really jarred him you did and he does
[TS]
00:49:05
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not he looks pretty beaten up
[TS]
00:49:08
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he is not long for this world you sense
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with your keen combat reflexes Chaka
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Khan yes sir are barred it is your turn
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so what do i do role for death here
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yah Rollo role of teacher alter alter
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not die roll doubles stabilize it
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doubles you get out i didn't put
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anything but d20 in the thing or deform
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an magic missile nobody has any magical
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spot haha not true
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it's a one that's that's a lot that were
[TS]
00:49:38
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actually failures right there that's
[TS]
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really bleeding out here guys
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that's not good so I should sing a song
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about you can and I'm checking the
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little failures by the moment believe
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all right so you failed so everyone in
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your party knows that things are not
[TS]
00:49:55
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going well for shock i notice they're
[TS]
00:49:57
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not rushing to my aid but we're a little
[TS]
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busy you know there's a dude over here
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the cast magic magic not cool
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Carlos one together one of your your
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adventuring party is down
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yes you see one of the 3i cream has been
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yes you notice that what your fellow
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dwarf there is
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is uh not looking good you also know
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there are three snipers above you
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yes you also know there are two doors
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that have not been hit at all
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yeah and the human who you saw deal some
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kind of massive psychic crazy fists
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thing yeah which laid low your friend
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how also seems perfectly happy
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yeah there's a lot going on here so in
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in a in a move in return
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what what what am i sorry water miles i
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can i can move and attack an attack and
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move can move and then attack you can do
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a minor action so any of your powers
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that's a minor you can use that as well
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you can use any of your daily power or
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you don't have two hours you could use
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any of your counter powers
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you can also then use an action point so
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that you can do two things to standard
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actions
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alright I'm gonna I'm gonna
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so if i use an action point that I could
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like move and attack again but you could
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move you could you could move twice and
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then attack for example so if you need
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to get further or you could move and it
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can attack two times and attacked two
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times okay i'm going to move to the last
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remaining three i cream and attack him
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and again i am still in battle wrath
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oh and you're still in dance this career
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and i am still in dancer and i'm going
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to attack that a guy hoping to cleave
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him in half as i did his friend it
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smells of maple syrup attack pancake
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anybody come on people keep up with make
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that references references acknowledged
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so what so what am i doing to at a
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glittery and add that must say modifier
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from your melee basic and athletic
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attend i believe so
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21 alright you cleave this this trike
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read in half
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whoo cleavage cleavage which brings the
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the total of leverage the total of death
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record on the board 233 well now you're
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not including certainly not and that all
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right dad he's just already think I'm
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getting better
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can I use my my action point you
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arranged attack on that dwarf whose you
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can bloodied yes you breaking I can't go
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to him right
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I don't have the ability to direct that
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is correct ok so then then I'm i'm going
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to do my range basic attack that I have
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go for it do it ironically Carlos ok so
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I roll a d20 yes and I and I do my I do
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my range attack which is a plus 6i guess
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and that's 11 alright well I don't know
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what your what
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what is your ranged attack with you what
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do you use it's the did java or as we
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say south-of-the-border day haha oh I
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cannot but would that be Miguel or
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Reuben digitata it looks like a
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highlight thing essentially a dummy girl
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like you put a rock and I laughing so I
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got you missed
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I just wanted to know what you missed
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with crap i don't think that's more than
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it is it is not right not Anna and I
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something-or-other okay are you are
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Crouch probably not really crushed your
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behind the booth you could see everybody
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you also see your bard is laying
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bleeding out around if I green sticker
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that is a problem just doing my job acre
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I don't even know there are two very
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fine-looking Wars alright sorry
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well and the the towers my the the
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tailor this I'm killing you from Ricky
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uua recognize that he is a he is
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channeling the sorcerer kings might
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through head self really don't like that
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he's looking at you kind of feel like I
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should handle these bitches first haha
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probably good let's see
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Murphy Murphy another door fee well you
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know what they're a little scary and I
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don't like that are bars just kind of
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sitting there so I'm gonna I don't like
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it either
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can you could help them yes oh it is
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going to happen her i'm going to move
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let's see it
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whatever steve yeah he's good help she
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the one where there is ok I'm gonna cast
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the Warlocks curse on this guy I'm
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closest to that one okay yeah so he's
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he's crist he's cursed and then i'm
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going to pop a daily and decree or Tyrod
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like popping a wheelie means yeah yeah
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so just late
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this is a blast 3 which I can draw
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theory yes when it gets both of them
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against both of them but not all your
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friends its enemies only okay yes I'm so
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pale blue flame appears approve your
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brow as you order a condemnation that
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makes foes mistake allies for enemies so
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having that conversation go is it
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something like I know that you know that
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I know that you know it's basically me
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speaking a lot of liberation a lotion
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having them I know where you did last
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alright good good yeah alright so this
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is the next thing I say will be the
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truth the previous statement was a lie
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ere are around in theory before the
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attack you slide the target two squares
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so I'm number one dude up here I want
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him to go there and their poop awesome
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then number two you can i slide him thru
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the dead barred oh my dead body
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a lot of travel travel travel time code
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why are you kicking me why are you
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laughing
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right over me and now you're having
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somebody over my corpse and i'm dead i'm
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dying and i'm dead
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alright so I'm gonna roll that was that
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would happen whether or not I actually
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hit i'm going to now attempt to hit hit
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them on the on-deck first first guy is a
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14 verses well that works alright and
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second guy is much more 17 + f 24 verses
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well that does not work
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no it doesn't i'm getting time d alright
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so number one
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well let's do number two a chute number
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two door first let's have number two
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dwarf attack first and he's going to
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attack his sorcerer King channeling guy
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really basic don't know that's me huh
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yeah let's see who all right thanks
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I he misses okay well then he takes 1d6
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plus actually no he takes to d6 because
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of my fancy curse who takes four he
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takes nine damaged or missing and then
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the other dude is going to whack him
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back immediately faced yes with a male
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basic or he could i just put this out
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there you could attack the bards corpse
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offer but I think now just just so you
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can only ride on the ground right there
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coup de Gras anyone
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okay roll my role yes your choice your
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role already rolled let's see you do
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oh he it's all right he hits for 10
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points of damage
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sweet they built they look thoroughly
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confused this is last more than your
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I think it's just my turn
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I don't actually know probably well that
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was exciting
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now it is the Templars turn so he guys
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we should have not opened that scroll
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you could steal everything was much
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better when we are getting that bar
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drinking beer still be in that tavern
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that much more is going also much more
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look Steve yeah so I the the Templar
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fixes Anna with a gays he looks right at
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you and he is right back
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manatee Leo in your head and attack
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it's all in your head to all in your
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head 19 vs AC that will hit all right so
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he's not in my head
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well that's what you think
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17 points of psychic damage oh goody
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and you get slapped against the wall of
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Oh of this house here as the the weight
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of his glare just press you up against
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the wall
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he's a tough character i can tell there
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if it's good to have our party isn't for
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with the eye and with Larry three cream
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Barry bloodied right now so let's let's
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read well no it's chilly start so to go
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ahead I'll recap for you though so your
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throat cream is unconscious your warlock
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has been thrown against a and outside of
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your site you can no longer see her but
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you heard a squelch as though she were
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bloody Carlos the door
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bloody Carlos the door
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also bloodied your your half giant hora
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pancake bloodied you in factor also
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bloodied and there is a dwarf who does
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not look so happy
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standing next to you but there are on
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the plus side to death right cream and
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two dead snipers who died
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fortuitously as you were looking for
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sure I don't know if anything to do with
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you but who's to say I I mean maybe this
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is a good time to mention to the group
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that my daily power is called
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expeditious retreat but it's but it's
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only for me guys I i do not retreat
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well okay i don't like the direction
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this is headed i'm going to shift away
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from the dwarf that's right next to me
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kind of back into the shadow of Michael
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I friend there should i attack the
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snipers or the one of the dwarfs you
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think I'm leaning toward the dwarves so
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i am going karnatak the no no not Carlos
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Carlos is a mall i know the difference
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have read a thing or two about a thing
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alright I'm going to attack the dwarves
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that are hanging out over near my fallen
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friend okay and i am going to use on the
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first one the closest one
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hypnotism who keep no ties the dwarf
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this is this is a little trick I picked
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up so this is versus will simply not
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magic not there yet
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don't I mean it's just it's an illusion
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so that would be 19 verses will I that
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that succeeds
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ok so that dwarf the one right next to
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cut out he's going to turn around and do
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a melee basic on his friend
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alright again this is the second man
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basically is dr. yes friends
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Cherie their relationship and I feel
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like I probably sewing some seeds of
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dissension and Scott he gets a plus 4
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bonus to the excellent
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haha but for being hypnotized well in
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the hypnotism effects seem to have met
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stop his his accuracy since i wrote a
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one and he completely dresses
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oh they're all right I I think that's
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all that that that reg dark can do right
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now right now alright so the throat
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cream are dead not include exterior
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welcome you're welcome for the the Elven
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snipers are not dead
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no I don't want to have they have three
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easy targets right here we have that
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aura still yeah that does nothing for
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this yeah you know writers do anything
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no ranged attacks it works a lot better
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when they're next to us that looks
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pretty again pretty some exceptions some
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exceptions may apply
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not good in here against the Goliath
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we've got 17 a myth against the Carlos
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the dwarf we've got a natural 20 so they
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hid all ah luckily the max damage is the
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damage they do so five points of damage
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boy and he gets a Ragnar I have more
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blood and my bloody no reg are they
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missing is you
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so the only person that hit was a steady
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stalwart Carlos was becoming more and
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more bloodied as the day goes by you're
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killing me here guys let's see this to
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me it's it's really them as to attack
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the Goliath so he was over
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he's going to attack the dwarf attack
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supplies mrs. horribly X and now it is
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the Goliath stirred excellent so as I
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recall last time I hit that worth of my
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drawings match which gave me combat
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advantage until the end of my next turn
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that is correct i still have that combat
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advantage that's fabulous i'm going to
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use my wasteland fury encounter power if
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I use this power well I'm I'm Jason
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smiling so I can't shift firsthand but i
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can still just hit him for
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let's see all right here we go 2400 that
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doesn't back hit excellent you do my do
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one weapon plus ability modifier if I
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have commented Vinci target I deal extra
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damage equal to my primary ability
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modifier
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just another for know that's going to be
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1d temple is eight ok he's dead
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yay but I roll it anyway hey why not x
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yeah 13 alright good time
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he's dead he's i'm having trouble with
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the xrs he's having trouble dying let me
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help you along all right he does hard he
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does i am going to run over here to try
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and help my three green buddy Steve you
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might as well roll 20 now so as I run
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past this guy this guy get egg at attack
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of opportunity on me he does all right
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take it i have a bonus to the
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opportunity text thanks to my heavy
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blade expertise
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alright well let's see does are 24 vs AC
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hit just barely
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so you take 14 points of damage 14 you
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say it is 14 Wow okay that may have been
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a technical error i'm still up i'll get
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the boy well you're being a hero Steve
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did you say to make your city versus
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death was the target
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oh wait haha i still have that so my
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supposed to get my intern i was going to
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tell you
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oh hi did not get a 10 alright that's 22
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down yeah yeah and always Steve sit down
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for the third time I could
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Carlos yes you are your aura has
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abandoned you
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yes you was also nobody near me there's
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no wonder you it's true except for my
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dying you here
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I'm died on the wind I am I was all god
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I a I can't help him if anyone had to do
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was break things anyone can do anyone
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can do a heel check even if you're
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untrained and he'll check will stabilize
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him if you are role more than a 1000
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will feel free to let them know before
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I've rolled too bad saving throws well
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now pick up this you pick up the stuff
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that's outside of them and you put it
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back in and make a suggestion
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yeah that's one to get yes sir if you
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want to go help Steve that's definitely
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a great idea if you wanted to attack the
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dwarves you can also charge which is
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and hid in the same action and i'll give
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you a little bit of a bonus that said
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steve is dying
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I've also got these archers hear ya
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straight well especially also and have
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fewer options for who they are going to
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hit so they have to you also are not
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them you were also not the person was
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probably the best ranged attacks against
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ranged attack this is true it is a
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connect so what was so i can save i can
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try to say Steve you can't so under your
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skills you'll see that there's one
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called he'll yes what is listed there
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one so you have to roll a nine or better
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on a d20 to stabilize the I'm he does
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not have to roll
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uh another DEATH safe now if he it's he
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does not even fifty percent it's true if
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he does not get if he fails his next
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death say it's three strikes and you're
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out here on dark sun so that then why do
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i do that is that my whole turn
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well you would have to move you how they
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have a movement of what 5 i'm guessing i
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don't know what is that where is tell ya
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you can be read you will be able to get
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to him and then you could do your check
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and that would be your whole well in
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fact there are two options in 26 States
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the house my side stabilizing the dying
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i think is actually Dec 15 Scott but he
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can also grant him his second wind if he
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still has it which would give him
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actually give him points
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o or use a 10
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let's plug it in for the remainder or i
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could give myself second wind because
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i'm also very close i mean if you want
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to prioritize yourself over Steve
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absolutely i mean Jason how do you don't
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do it man
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how do you feel about Steve or hyde park
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how does Carlos feel about kotka you
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only have to answer one of ok ok so i
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have everybody loves the part just I
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know that ok everybody watch guys my
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favorites i'm going to use i'm going to
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use the second one on myself
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Oh damning the bard to death
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excellent so you probably know like
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bloodied I get eight hit points right
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that's equal to my search value connect
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and you lose a surge as for that
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nobody expected in the killer rock-climb
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still bloodied I'm telling you this is
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hard okay now come out now can I run
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over to Steve
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what can I do nothing LOL you can run
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over to see are you know because i don't
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have enough range right now you do I
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can't I can't
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ok but you can drive it you cannot do
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anything else though
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let's go attack anybody have an action
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01:09:05
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point of interaction point that's true
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no I i spent my action tonight then then
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you can just let Steve sit there and
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like say hey look I look great
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I healed myself how you might roll
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better than I get so when so i guess i
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gave up my at my attack by moving the
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second wind
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the second wind is your standard action
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oh ok you can do a minor action and most
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don't get the dwarf benefit do that but
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yeah I don't think I have any good minor
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actions though
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oh alright Randy and I can I could use a
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telekinetic grasp but unless there's a
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piece of junk that I can throw at
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somebody it's not going to you could use
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the glowering threat but that basically
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attacking known better yeah so you ran
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you have been you been thrust against
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this wall with under a wall of psychic
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pressure it did not please you watch now
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I so my first question your finger it
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has done I who besides the dead bard is
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most bloody in the party was good
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crushing i would guess I'm gonna say
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Carlos Carla how many points you guys
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need some help
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no Carlos just healed up I have 13 hit
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points so call 40 dan has seven bad at
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seven okay it was not important to keep
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alive at this point
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well Charlie's player characters think
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they are themselves i think that the
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human Templars the most important to
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keep Eliza can you do nothing for Steve
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01:10:32
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I can do nothing for Steve but I could
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potentially do I mean it might be worth
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running up and trying to save him just
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because you can show just for show
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I mean but that's it still try all you
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have to do is run roll a ten or better
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that waste my standard doesn't it it
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does well have stayed out ways to CZ i
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get my kids and your work on existing
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ruling skill to poorly try and heal
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Steve yes
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it worse invisible for return oh yeah
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01:11:09
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that's not gonna help Steve I want to
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talk steep but it'll help one of you
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okay it was alive and can presumably
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help Steve or killed warps I'm about the
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killing
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so i'll leave the healing to someone
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else I'm a killer not a lover
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this is not a healing else is this is
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this is an elf who expected all human
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classes although awkwardly I think I
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01:11:29
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have the best deal school in the group
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01:11:30
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at to your healing person is currently
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got two were so waffles
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alright well lot with all right how
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about this if I will I will use my can i
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make it yes and i will use my next turn
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01:11:44
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to heal Steve you should probably make
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me invisible so I don't get hit between
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now and then
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sounds like plan ok then I am to do i'm
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going to go ahead at and exercise from
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sites one of the dwarves who is the most
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bloody of the two of the dwarves
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I that was good question well there's
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only one wife was bloodied and that
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would be a well who's hurt at all and
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01:12:16
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that is this one that i'm moving closest
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to the closest to the surface or gotten
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ok good heart
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well that guy also happens to be the guy
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that I asked my warlocks curse on I I'm
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gonna exorcise him from sight
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I don't know what that means but magic
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removes all evidence of ufo's senses
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that you're one of your allies exists
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and also hits him a little bit i'm so
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i'm going to roll up critical fail
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oh that's and it's very sad I guess
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nobody's getting invisible this time I
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am going to spend an action point into
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something else as well do something
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awesome i used up a lot of my awesome
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well i'm still going to shoot an
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eldritch blasted him because you know
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what he deserves to die at the door not
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aware not happy and not Carlos but
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01:13:11
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that's an 18 the door that hit 18 verse
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reflects hits array
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it he's gonna take a butt ton of damage
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01:13:22
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oh yes he's going to take 10-12 70 in
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222 did points of damage
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01:13:34
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22 points of damage he is wait for it is
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bloodied he's not dead he's bloodied
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01:13:40
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haha no wow
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but he looks he looks a like he can see
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death from where he is because he he
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could see the bard ha ha ha ops ii can
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01:13:55
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see when curry from here to there can i
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01:13:59
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hide by that cart if i find that card
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01:14:01
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remember if you move at least three
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01:14:03
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steps my know when I could make a card
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01:14:06
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for you that's closer
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01:14:07
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here you go there's a new cart you can
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01:14:12
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hide behind that cart if you like
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01:14:14
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not the fake cart that Steve is credited
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intentionally going 100 bucks and three
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01:14:22
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four squares to move behind the car
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right here
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01:14:27
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thank you and that activates shadow walk
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which means he says I my turn if I move
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through plus squares from the starting
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square i gained concealment until the
[TS]
01:14:39
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end of my next start you are in inky
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01:14:41
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darkness I like inky darkness don't get
[TS]
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hit you notice of a sudden that you are
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01:14:49
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by yourself really not happen
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01:14:52
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nice i notice right guard notices right
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01:14:55
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never forgets what you do I'm gonna
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01:15:01
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scurry over a little bit closer to my
[TS]
01:15:03
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friends and I mean about the leading
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01:15:06
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them to us
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01:15:07
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I'm gonna hope that no one's looking at
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01:15:09
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me too closely you're gonna buy a hot
[TS]
01:15:11
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I you know our hotdogs are still
[TS]
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available on APIs they're made a skank
[TS]
01:15:16
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oh I am going to sand in San yeah well
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01:15:20
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the roller um I'm gonna do a spirit rend
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01:15:24
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um get don't worry about where that's
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01:15:27
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coming from guys but I'm gonna spirit
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01:15:29
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rend the the bloody dwarf but this is a
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burst one
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01:15:34
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ok so it's all leave each enemy inversed
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01:15:38
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oh yeah so it'll hit both doors and the
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demolition man
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yes so let's let me roll vs on this is
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versus will so let's workout left to
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right all right that's a crit on the
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first one
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ok the one who is not yet the one has
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not been hurt yet that is an 18 verse
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will on the second one that hits and
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that is a 13 verse will on the bossman
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that mrs. that is really unfortunate i
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was really hoping to hurt him
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alright this does sue 3d6 damage 366
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laid on me as i would have liked that to
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a bigger number 14 damage
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ok necrotic damage if it matters it
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doesn't and the target is immobilized
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alright well this this the blood one is
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very immobilized because he is dead is
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just out of curiosity he's not undead
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right he's not he's not undead he's
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choking the power does something
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different if they're Undead
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I i would have let you know that there
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were dwarven zombies
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I would have picked up on that ok
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probably so that was dead her a the
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other one how many points of damage to
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say 60 I 1440 alright the other one has
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been hurt but he is he is immobilized so
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is immobilized I'm sure that there is
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some kind of yeah I i just i toured
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three spirits is what I did or something
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did allegedly I mean you know like I
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don't they see down the street so it's
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impossible t-shirt question their
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existence
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alright so now it is the snipers turn
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yeah they could see the
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spirit terror they can also saw that
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whoops they can see Carlos I I think
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they're all going to attack totally it's
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okay I've got like six points so let's
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see gonna die
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oh yeah so what you're gonna be drinking
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by myself in the bar by 2 haha my AC is
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a 18 and 16 16 16 but i'm going to use i
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have a shield power that I might use if
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you are you're going to use it
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okay yeah i use shield ok which means i
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gained + 4 which is an immediate
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interrupt when i get hit which I am
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sensing that's what's happening
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it's all plus 42 AC until the end of my
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next turn
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what was your AC again sir it was 16 so
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it's now effectively 20 out of 20 so you
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only got hit once instead of three times
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that could have been really bad for me
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so you take five points of damage i'm
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still in a really bad way
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let's just say that can't happen again
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everything's getting hazy oh dear so the
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the dwarf goes he is immobilized you
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can't do anything
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alright and I was dancing yeah alright
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well i will try safe Steve I saves the
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times ready 15 alright Steve you are
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stabilized you no longer have to roll
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versus death you are still unconscious
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data you're not bleeding dreaming sweet
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dreams now I want a weenie where I want
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a weenie
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somebody order me a weenie what I
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recover Costard is not by Carlos your
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oh my turn so you see the throat cream
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has been stabilized you saw the snipers
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all attack a rag dar um my name don't
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well hit with its clothes ready Reggie
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you don't know where that you're like is
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the Warlock seems to have disappeared
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you've got a dwarf and the temple or
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these the snipers are all active targets
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as this
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I don't know if they say that anywhere
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but i am going to to I am I am in my
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excellent battle wrath stance and we'll
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attack that last dwarf ok
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so you have to move so you step over
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onto the thread creates body but y'all
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come on you're not stepping over vital
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organs or anything so it's ok how do you
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even know what vital organs are you know
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anything about the three Crean I don't
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think you do know where i keep my dice
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and it says it doesn't show it in battle
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rather get a plus 2 bonus to the biggest
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that's a damaged roll not to the hit
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role that's correct yeah right i'm still
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so you're angry at 24 that it's okay and
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i wrote for damage and that's going to
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be d 10 plus 9 plus 20 so that's and at
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1616 that was a mighty blow that has
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made our dwarven friend here bloodied
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okay excellent
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leg last 13 pancake friend you're
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crouched behind a cart and coward hot
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dog cart apparently and very lucky you
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your your cloak of darkness
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yes and that's where I shall stay and
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once you purchase raining down here Tony
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sleeping sickness had a if I had
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multiple if I had attacks that hit
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multiple people i would get rid of those
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arches right quick but unfortunately i
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only have single attacks that do lots of
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damage to one person you don't you have
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one is that one too funny dude there you
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have 1i have one burst but it's each
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creature and it's only a burst one yet
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but they're also their creatures and
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there's nobody near them who's our
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buddies
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yes I'm saying it's only a person i
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would only get two of them that's that's
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pretty good at that too is better than
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zero my friends whether you'd rather I
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killed two archers then then try and
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knock out one of those forms or you can
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also attempt to heal the frankly you
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could give him your second wind her
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excuse me her her own second
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oh yes I just say I'm giving all your
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also an option that always seems to be
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at the bottom of the list
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captain good of the three green and i am
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very and forehead points i don't know if
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i can sacrifice those a sari exactly
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what I'm not worth it
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alright so here okay
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how bloody is that door over there
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the enemy or that he is positively using
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these piece you've seen bloody or
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dwarves but he doesn't look particularly
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healthy I think you just inspired a song
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with that cat can i make it can make a
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suggestion if if we take out that dwarf
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than is the only dude that either Carlos
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or i can really hit
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ok see you would I think I think the
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snipers you have range and I think you
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can take out a couple you in and and
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Reggie over there can take out a couple
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of a couple of snipers but i can
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guarantee i'll get at least one
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well in that case i'm gonna kick that
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door sauce on the next turn so I'm gonna
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kill me I mean would leave him well in
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that case I will drop a first one on the
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these fine folks at first yeah the
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lovely snipers so first papers i'm also
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gonna throw a a warlocks curse on the
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leftmost sniper why not
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ok so sniper number one does a 14 verses
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reflex hips no okay what about h know
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another 14 verses reflect nope it was it
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was a valiant effort but failure state
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now anything else
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um no that's everything ok
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it is the humans turn again
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so he's going to attack both Dan and
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Carlos oh yeah had to say something it's
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not going to move back a few Howard
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ground is Howard comfortable carless you
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01:24:05
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to join me down here is not that bad but
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we might be there may be a pilot body
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01:24:09
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there right this and it's fairly soft i
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may just lay down right on top of you
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01:24:13
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Carlos not waiting here he hits both of
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you wear something called a federal glay
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get blazed gays definitely don't for the
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pad game that's later I don't want to
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01:24:25
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know a glass don't have been donated
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so you take 15 mins points of damage
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I'm I'm unconscious I am I also
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unconscious and if you even if you were
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unconscious you would be unconscious
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while because its power so all right
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you're both unconscious just got this
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has been great guys goodnight
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yeah thanks for joining us on the
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uncomfortable and now uh red star
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uh-huh so ya you have seen now let's
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just count down who is conscious you
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rent and somewhere I you don't you can't
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see her I the bad guy and a dwarf is the
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dwarf stolen mobilized i think i am like
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him actually start the bart says yes
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tony is he still immobilized save ends
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David's ok i could have the answers he
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is not immobilized
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01:25:28
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ok so really at this point it's just a
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matter of who can we take out to make it
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really inconvenient for when they bury
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you're gonna have to lift our bodies all
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by yourself
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so in that interest Red Guard is going
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to kinda he's just going to kind of look
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at that uh that one of the elves up on
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the roof and he's gonna kinda pointed
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them and go shot and he'll take a magic
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missile which means the automatically
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takes seven damage and he's dead
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okay and yeah it's going little stern
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they attack you to do elves one hits 45
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what's damaged ok technically still
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there you go the other mrs. sadly that's
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good because you know what this
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situation we very different them now
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it's the dwarfs turn and he charges you
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oh I thought that was Carly Carl's
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unconscious under the frowny face i am
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laying on Steve's body
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yeah i didn't i didn't realize there was
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still a tour feels it's a nice of us to
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die in a convenient pile for the guy
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with the car to come around just give us
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all up what I fell swoop
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18 vs AC that will hit and you take i'll
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give you a hand if it's if it's an
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energy rom in trouble
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it is it is several integers whatwhat
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several 1 832 you pick 140 points
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alright well i'm i'm pretty in trouble
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then um yeah I'm on my way to death huh
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I hear it's nice there alright peaceful
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read i know it
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I've always pretty different unfair
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amount of trust in your abilities to
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sell adjust from certain do
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dan is unconscious steve is unconscious
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Jason is unconscious Randy's conscious
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probably time to stop holding background
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alright so you've seen your friends a
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record our fall you can peek over the
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corner and you see him
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collapse under the gouge of the dwarf
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who he thought was Carlos and that he
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really is here made a mole with a Model
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United war from a distance they they
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look similar
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oh that's what they all here the human
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laughing and saying fear the lion and
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the two you see where the hell are the
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cops to uh Archer archers are still
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there looking for you they can really
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see you can really see them so that's
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good where you are but they do they even
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have lions on FSI likes and lions or
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something
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it is metaphorical lion that's ok that's
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racist by the way
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ok so read your chain well things are
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not going well
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no i'm leavin even the hot dog guard
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tight cart guy is running away he's like
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I'm out here
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yeah he saved his weenie so i might
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again recommend that maybe somebody beg
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for mercy from the powerful dude who's I
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don't know tell him he'll lion or
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something that I lawful believe it for
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me or asking maybe you're not a liar
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like Steve useful artifacts in this this
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temple were looking we were looking for
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about 45 before we dive but you can
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always run away and we did not
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it wasn't attached to these people
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it's true you were just drinking buddy
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so good sign up for this but you know
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maybe i'll give him a parting blow
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because I'm tired of this door beeps uh
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let's see i'm just i'm gonna go ahead
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and curse little laugh about this over
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weenies later
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yeah but laughs and because I am
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technically the closest a live a lie i
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get plus 1
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yeah close the limelight and everybody
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goes the trip exciting
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who are you currently work for the jar
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oh yeah the bloody door open to do
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ok the big dude is not even bloody and i
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feel like if i say hey look at me he's
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gonna look at me and that's gonna be bad
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got nobody else to look at
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it's gonna be okay I think maybe I'm
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gonna hit him for a lot 23 verses reflex
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that those infected
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ok good so that is going to do 10 and 16
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it's definitely more than six you didn't
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do much but we're taking him with us
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excellent i'm sure you could tell me how
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it is you will share a card out to the
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it's 18 all right he is he's totally
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cool sure he's totally dead
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not just partially actually dead he's
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totally his head has been separated from
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his body
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see it's usually a sign when my head
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comes away from the body eh ova now we
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killed all the guys that we're gonna
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have to bury us that one guys going to
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bury like five people three and by
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moving spaces i turn something
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concealment AG and concealment in- Scott
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yes I don't know if you realize this but
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suddenly the hot dog guy steps forward
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hot doctor says I too am a member of
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this party my name is Frank further
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and i am a good hot dog guy and my tongs
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are plus 20 plus 2 togs of workflow whoa
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hey he's gonna life
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he's getting away hot guy I'm just
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saying hot guy but I mean you may be
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back i have another member of our party
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so wait so who's turn is it there is so
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it is the human Templars turd looking
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great and he is going to attack because
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no there's nobody alive to attack but
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there's still one hey I'm stable so I
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might still live
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you're all doing a live technically yeah
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so read you do get bonuses but he's
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going to attack and she's secret I
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thought she's hiding she gets she's
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she's shadowy shadowy but not invisible
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know so 18 vs AC and that well what's
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your AC was that 18 after before after
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yeah haha i'll take that as a it's budge
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she swears more than anybody else
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thought yet so i'm going i don't want to
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say this but I'm going to 20 points of
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yeah or dead ok so you're all harmful
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Scott Scott we've we've been McNulty we
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want to know I want a chance to roll at
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least 4 i'd want a saving throw it just
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in case I got a 20 as we've been in
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worse situations than this haha yeah
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what where we were in a pub and then we
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were here
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so which of those times was worse that
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the service at that pub was awful at
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right ticket point taken is it too late
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for me to take the lion god is my Savior
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is there any chance that we all wake up
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in bed with bob newhart it was all agree
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there's always a chance
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ok so you're all uh unconscious and I an
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indeterminate amount of time passes you
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don't know how much time because you're
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unconscious but you wake up and you're
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all in an alley
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I and you look naked so just another day
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at the pop then basically you are you're
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in tally you you're alone with each
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other and you look at your wrists and
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you see that it now has a lion all of
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your wrists happy lion tattoo even how
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do you tattoo a bug with very short very
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very differently and metallic paint
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their they're not going to show you
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where it's at but I you know just lift
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up the kite pass exoskeleton show you
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it's the soft parts and so that's
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probably a good point to end with that
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was so so so maybe we should have just
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said ok why God sounds good
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you know what i want to do what now
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listen then tattoo it's okay so yeah you
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don't know why he's done this you don't
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know what's going on but you know it's
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probably not good
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stay tuned next time for what happens
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after they wake up apparently your next
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time as the party gets the crap beaten
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out of it again again but at least
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you're not dead
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ok so before we go what do we learn
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yeah okay tactics are important not not
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having our healer die like round one
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yeah that would lead to roughly at the
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most powerful guy in the boy
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yeah bra strap that was probably a
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technical error and next time when we
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next meet you will track into the desert
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and see what fates await Ruth AI think
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you're being real optimistic 30 let's
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let's not go to the desert no desert
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that we might want to practice your car
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in about haha that's what provide us the
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hot guys at the end of the alley
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do you smell that it smelled like sand
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ok on a hot grill where will our
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intrepid party venture next only scott
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knows and he may be just told us until
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then though this has been the
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incomparable podcasts incompetent
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Dungeons and Dragons party i'm jason
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still your host thank you to Dan more in
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serenity Caldwell Steve let's Tony
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sindelar and no thanks at all to Scott
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McNulty who killed us all but none of
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you died
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ok no no where were naked in an alley
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LOL take it was not that that's Papa
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alright we're in an alley
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what will happen next nobody knows
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anyway until the next time this has been
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the uncomfortable incomparable Dungeons
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and Dragons party
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