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listen aveda to tune feliz navidad can
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Feliz Navidad Prospero and your
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felicidad TT our wish you a Merry
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Christmas i wanna wish you a merry
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christmas from the bottom haha yes he's
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fine meet you all
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the incontrovertible number 173 December
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2013 welcome back everybody to the
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uncomfortable i'm your host Jason still
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and it's still the holidays as we record
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this and release this and we're going to
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talk about holiday stuff again it's
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another holiday themed episode and in
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this episode we'll talk about hopefully
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music which I know is a little bit of a
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departure for me but i think this should
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be a fun holiday topic you'll be the
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judge of whether it was actually fun as
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you listen I have a very nice collection
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of people here to talk about holiday
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music things we like things we don't
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like and to get it all started I want to
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welcome auntie Ashley hi Monty hi are
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you having a holly jolly christmas i set
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up a tree yesterday but I got a bigger
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tree that I have ornaments for it so
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it's really kind of sparse right now
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do you have Holly no do you have jolly
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yes okay
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halfway there just get some molly and
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you're good you're set
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Steve let's is also here hi Steve hey
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Jason that yes I'm here and I'm ill
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prepared and bring nothing to the table
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as usual
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good we'll get more letters then so
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that's it thanks I feel lonely when
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people don't write in and tell me how
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you've ruined the podcast so that the
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next time you get a Christmas card to
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that effect i can only hope
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Erica and sinus back we only receive
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letters praising her presence on the
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podcast hi Erica shucks
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hi you like the anti Steve Corino and
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we're on the same podcast together
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shouldn't things be exploding it that we
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just keep things evened out give it time
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give it time david lawrence also here hi
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David hello there
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Holly and jolly and I z2 excellent
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Wow holly jolly would eat ivy too
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wouldn't you don't even without a
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holiday wow yeah and Tippecanoe and
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Tyler wait a second that has nothing to
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do with the holidays 4440 or fight mares
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eat oats and little lambs eat ivy that
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Voice you heard Lisa's miser who is also
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here hi Lisa
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hi there and she has bells did I brought
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my dish results for missiles on somebody
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you know somebody lyrics
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from her later but for now she has the
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belt and and Phillip Michaels joins us
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our the world's foremost expert on
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holiday music night I wouldn't say that
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I I get when I yeah but i know in a
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minute i notice that i'm also only on
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the podcast with their 12,000 other
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what's up with that I can carry a show
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you know I can your magnetic because we
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just didn't feel we must be here when
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you're here mr. Michaels will now spend
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the next 20 minutes discourses on
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holiday music by himself go and we'll
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just listen we're just here to listen
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man and also you're here to balance that
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Steve so you know yeah now i feel like
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when I'm when Phil's on the podcast i
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don't actually have to say much because
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you will carry the weight I i would like
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letter writers of the future to know
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that i have two pages full of notes
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flights a podcast it's true he does so
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you're really callup counterbalancing me
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who has is ill-prepared but i have no
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Holly because she split in what I have
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notes and my twitter handle has Holly in
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it so dang ok point2 Erica alright fair
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yeah but this is a holiday season it's
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not about who wins or who loses and we
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know he's gonna lose so it doesn't
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really matter so Steve stars skinflint
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column country christmas carol for the
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previous episode for more information
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about that and you can write letters if
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you like
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anyway so holiday music I i wanted to
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start there's so much in holiday music
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so much good so much terrible i thought
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maybe we would start on me on the on the
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positive side and talk about what what
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makes us like holiday music and the
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things about it that we actually like
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but I suppose as always i should ask
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especially for those who have many pages
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of notes if anyone has any opening
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remarks Johnson style this would be a
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good time I I guess I I don't really
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have any opening remarks aight aight i
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have a mixed relationship with holiday
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music some of it as he say I I like
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although the stuff that i like is
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and i'm sure this is fairly typical of
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everyone else on the one in the stuff i
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like is the the stuff that is particular
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to my personal taste I I like bluesy
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bluesy and-and-and country and and sad
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music and so the holiday music I like
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tends to be blues and country and sad
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but I don't really care for is the just
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by way of background here in San
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Francisco we have a radio station kait
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kait yes that the day after thanksgiving
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the day of thanksgiving right on
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Thanksgiving this year they did it the
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day before thanksgiving there there
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stick is that they play nothing but
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Christmas on the month's worth of
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christmas music but their playlist is
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like 24 songs
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yeah because it has the front the
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problem with with stations like koi Dory
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or your local mega mall or our or
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anything is that the wash FM for people
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who might be living in Washington DC as
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the same so now we've covered two cities
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are there any other radio stations in
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this country that play radio how can
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someone let me google that ok you google
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that and I'll keep talking this is
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movable has been to and they started the
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day before thanksgiving so this is a
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scourge that across the country perhaps
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the world know you and and what you want
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when you're when you're picking holiday
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music for a mass-market you want things
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that are happy and upbeat and happy and
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don't really mention God too much
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because that might put people off and
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don't don't and mention lots of snow
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even if like you're living in a portion
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of the country that if it snows on
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Christmas it's a sign of the apocalypse
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something's gone horribly wrong but
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anyhow um a lot of the christmas music
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out there is quite terrible and for a
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while I collected it until I came to my
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senses and and now and it's allowed me
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to seek out things i actually like so
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that there are you know a couple dozen
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songs i would I have a playlist of 24
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songs to Lisa and and accept the things
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that I like and not like Neil Diamond
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doing his christmas album as it was a
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few years ago I i really love that Neil
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Diamond's think the hell out of
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christmas carol well and and this is
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because you can practically hear i'm
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thinking come on back out its well and
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and this is the other thing about about
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a lot of christmas music is cool
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really a cash grab it we rarely someone
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came to to the the the the superstar of
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the day or the the fading legend and
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said hey hey baby love what you're doing
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but they are you better you better crank
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out a Christmas album because people
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people will buy it parts people's brains
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will will see and I thought this was
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gonna start in positive and it's totally
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my mom I think it's gonna stay here with
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friends like people's brains are are are
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disconnected i think when it comes to
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buying christmas music versus other
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users like oh it's called the holidays
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what you mean Brian carry as christmas
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album she has more than 100 by the mall
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and in there like logic escapes you and
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you're like the holiday season yay and
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then you you ask yourself oh god what if
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i don't i have found that i am the
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opposite of that i was i was doing a
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little research for today because weezer
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actually has a couple of Christmas songs
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that I like so i was trying to find them
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and it turns out they did an entire
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christmas album but the Christmas album
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it's just them doing Christmas carols so
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I i looked at the song list and
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immediately when I do not want that i
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will not know no research Steve people
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actually do it
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what I found with my own Christmas
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carols is if I have a strong sentimental
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attachment to the song because I spend I
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associate with a really specific event
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or or or time in my life it doesn't
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matter that it's bad when I think
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perhaps the best example of this and
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this also shows how old I am is I'm a
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huge sucker for band for the band-aid do
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they know it's Christmas and I can't
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help it but it comes on and all this and
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i'm singing along with everyone like now
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you Paul you know King least there will
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be no snow in Africa this chris yeah
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have you ever sat down and dissected the
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lyrics of people that's perfect nothing
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wrong with the clanging times of doom
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okay i have it's it's it's the lyrics
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make no sense whatsoever and and but I
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can just remember being in seventh grade
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and watching the videos like a thousand
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my closest girlfriends at all of us like
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passing out in excitement over watching
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george michael or Simon Lebon or what
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have you and so every time i hear that
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song was that little bit of adolescent
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rush when the boundaries of your
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Christmas are just beginning to expand
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from family to you know your water
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community to your to your girlfriend's
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to the digital resource rituals you have
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with your friends and fit
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I was never a big George Michael found
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always preferred duran duran but it but
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no like and I know objectively speaking
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I know the song is terrible
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objectively speaking it's really
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embarrassing every time I sing along
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with bonduel tonight thank god it's them
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and yet every time it comes on i am
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building along the top of my lungs in
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the car
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how can you even do that there's no
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melody to the song it's just kinda
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meanders here and there and it until it
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gets to feed the world which is actually
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pretty catchy that makes it easy for
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this was a limited musical talent having
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no melody is probably a gift so I'm on
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Lisa side i'm a big fan of do they know
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it's Christmas
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it's that dumbest song the planet and
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yet i really like it i came into that
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song already a fan of bob geldof because
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i love the Boomtown Rats that was
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excited that he was getting some more
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public exposure and then he became super
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famous there's less fun although the
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version of do they know it's christmas i
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have on my Christmas playlist is
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actually by the comedy death-ray choir
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from the podcast comedy death-ray high
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so it's got things like Ryan Poston and
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Doug Benson oh wow really the only
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musical thing to recommend that person
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is the one line that car funko notes do
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so weird al on it
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is by the custard kings and mashes up
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that and Snoopy's Christmas and it's
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called do they know it's Snoopy's
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Christmas why have you not play by play
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that for you under the same every year i
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play it for you you can block it out
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because you're like waiting for Simon
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Lebon to show up and take you away from
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all this
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it's true like I am he can we all agree
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that that Vince Geralt ease uh Charlie
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music do you give me that
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oh yeah yes listen to that year-round
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best Christmas out my own and I own
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quite a few i agree although the music
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is not really christmas-related right
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now is interesting
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my friend group who had never seen the
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Charlie Brown Christmas special and she
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got introduced to the album is an adult
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can't hang on i don't like it so I
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wonder again I think objectively
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speaking it's it's I like his piano
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style i like the arrangements but i also
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wonder how much of it is also is
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strongly says
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it with seeing and enjoying that the
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specialist as a child to doesn't matter
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i haven't seen that in years I don't
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even remember them you know there's an
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adorable cartoon characters dancing in
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your head
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our daughter is currently obsessed with
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the Charlie Brown and special so what
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we've seen it every night for the past
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five nights I think it's pretty well all
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I remember that age
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oh yeah it's a great though it's a great
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album it I i enjoy it a lot that's
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present wrapping music that's that's
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what I put on when i go to wrap presence
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and it's it's just that's what puts me
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in the spirit that's the official start
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of the Christmas season for me
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ok so Steve you say you've got a lot of
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christmas music what what's the stuff
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that you have that you like oh there's
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actually you know I'm i was going to say
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I was surprised because i sat down to do
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my usual intensive preparation for this
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might get em and and I was expecting to
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dig out a couple dozen songs that I
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really really didn't like and I found a
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few but mostly as I was kind of
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strolling through the Christmas genre of
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my ipod I i just kept finding song after
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song that I'd that i would say oh hey I
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like that song it's pretty good
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oh yeah that was a classic oh yeah this
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is great and it eventually I had like
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maybe 30 songs written I'd like which I
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will not go into detail on here but it
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surprised me a little bit because I i do
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generally kind of think of a lot of
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christmas music is being overly small
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tea and no really sakura and kind of all
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buy a template and yet there's a lot and
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it's not just stuff that I remember
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hearing when I was a kid although
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there's an aspect of that but there's a
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lot of holiday music that I really enjoy
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so i was very surprised by that
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wow your heart grew three sizes that day
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Steve it really did
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yeah you know I very ready to come
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there's a combination of nostalgia
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there's the stuff that you were around
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when you when you were a kid and that's
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that's a part of it because especially
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as a as a child in the holidays I mean
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that you're obviously form a lot of
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impressions then but then there's the
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there's the you know your shift to the
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pop music kind of kind of Christmas and
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I i remember for me people of a certain
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age and this is a little bit like saying
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do they know it's christmas but when
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that a very special Christmas anthology
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came out in the was that the mid to late
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eighties
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nothing like that something like that
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was that was that moment like who pop
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stars are making christmas music and i
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think i have the one on iTunes and yeah
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yeah and that was my that was that was
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that moment where it's like oh there's
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this whole leverage on route there and
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and so I have you know I've got I've got
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a little from column A&A little from
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column B right I've got some stuff that
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I consider sort of classic and standard
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and those are more nostalgic and older
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and then I've kind of like over the
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years collected christmas songs and
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holiday songs from bands i like or you
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know or songs I heard and I thought were
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pretty cool and that's like a in a
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totally different different categories
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so it's a little a little from each is
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sort of what I would make some my my
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playlist
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I don't even have a playlist how do you
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know it's Christmas Bob Geldof would
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like to know because there's no snow in
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Africa money doesn't yet know as soon as
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there's no snow in Africa you know it's
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Christmas
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mhm that make sense yeah I don't really
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do anything that's all that Christmassy
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we don't even really exchange gifts in
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our family anymore we just sort of get
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together and have dinner
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haha wow not that i don't like it i I'd
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enjoy the fact that people are excited
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are you on this episode to do X us is
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that what you're not have that turkey
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that's as big as the boy she's a crypto
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Christmas fascist a sleeper cell in the
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war on Christmas this is the festivus
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songs episode right I actually i only
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found songs that I like they didn't come
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up with anything i dislike so I mean I'm
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definitely not not bah humbug and you
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know it is guys i'm just lazy
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christmas is work I'm with you on that
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yeah so I don't wrap presents and I
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don't I don't you know decorate anything
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but i enjoy all the Christmas lights
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that are all around but not other people
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yeah you can tune to that radio station
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yeah alright so it's so to answer your
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question Jason which we kind of got away
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from us and and i'm not going to go
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through my whole list because then that
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the draft forever
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yes there's a draft and God knows we
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don't want to draft so a few from the
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the nostalgia category i'm a big fan of
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holly jolly christmas which you already
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brought up mainly because Burl Ives
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voice is the sound of Christmas to me
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he's got just an utterly magical voice
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and is probably the closest we'll ever
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come to having Santa Claus
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yes a Christmas song i am no longer the
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anti Steve because I completely go see
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fill it fill their exchanges here it's
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every yeah let's stay positive for now I
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want to hear what Steve likes and we'll
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go around and get Phil will probably
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disagree with all my other ones too and
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then we can Duke it out later okay no in
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the heart of the holidays sure this one
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a bit of a guilty pleasure i'm a fan of
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the chipmunk song i was god dammit we
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are doing the same wavelength here but
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there's a specific reason for that
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though and that is I remember one
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Christmas as a lab we were dropped on
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your head
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waking pats haha there is that that's
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okay see this will be great when they
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read the angry letters about you on this
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episode some compromise right that it
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just being up at two in the morning not
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being able to sleep and trying to find
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something to do and that came on the
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radio and just being so so happy and in
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anticipation for what the morning would
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bring and there was this goofy song with
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the you know Alvin Simon and Theodore
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and you know just made me really happy
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and it still does
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that's one of those ones that can bring
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me back as candy barking dog version of
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jingle we do not think i might be
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trolling us
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I can't wait to hear what songs you
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don't like yeah it that it came on our
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Lord how can you not like the barking
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dogs doing jingle bells i have ears
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yeah I don't love it as a song but i
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love it as a as if you say the Porky Pig
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version of blue christmas i am going to
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read a study the microphone
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ok let's see well let's let's will
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happen if we go through the classics
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here then and if there's a lot more
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modern ones we can talk about those like
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later because i don't want to just take
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over the podcast alright with my awful
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yeah not and then there are the classics
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i will bring up the classics as well and
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mainly for me the the classic Christmas
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songs that really really work are the
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two nights
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oh holy night and Silent Night both of
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which are just just have such a
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beautiful kind of sad sounding melody
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awful atheist for my entire life but for
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some reason those songs both kind
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choked me up a little bit because a
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hinge hinge on the interpretations
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heavily on the singer
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yeah that's true so that's an especially
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oh holy night that is extremely you were
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absolutely right there but when done
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properly both of those songs can make
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this non-believer feel almost moved
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which is what you're referring to share
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their i am referring to share also
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Mariah Carey does a version of a holy
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night which she seems well enough but
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it's it's basically we'll listen to my
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my multi octave range and despair
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humanity loud is the new girl yeah it's
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it's it's really quite quite a bombastic
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whereas you know silent night that's it
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that's a high particularly enjoy the
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Dinah Washington version i like the
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Mahalia Jackson one
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well beautiful David you have some
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favorites oh god yes I mean I always
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loved Christmas music because I grew up
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with you know my mother was a choir
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director church so every year yet all
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the classic hymns and you know trying to
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figure out what modern stuff you might
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work in there and so I mean I'll just
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assume all the traditional Christmas
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but then the more I got into theater and
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doing sound design and theater and every
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year you have a Christmas show of some
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sort so i just i would gather more and
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more christmas music and find all kinds
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of cool stuff and so I mean Vince
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obviously the diet diana krall christmas
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album became a perennial as soon as that
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came out like the whole family just like
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who i like that and you know when when
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you have a three-year-old going play the
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jazz album play the jazz I'm okay you
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got it and i love the new england
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Christmastide collections which are
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classic Christmas carols played on
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antique instruments and authentic
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instruments from the period when the
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songs are written which is kinda cool
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and a couple years ago we did a show
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where I just decided to to use the Blind
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Boys of Alabama as the music had nothing
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to do with the story had nothing to do
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with the setting but it was like this is
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fantastic these people need to hear it
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and actually the the owner of the venue
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where we performed after the show she
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oh cool see their their album go tell it
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on the mountain is just fantastic and
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which are three songs good king kong
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looked out a little town of Hackensack
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logo on Uncle John I actually quite like
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a lot of those sort of they're not
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classics but they're not particularly
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new song sort of the the middle era that
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Johnny Marx wrote a ton of Christmas
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songs he was Jewish but apparently he
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specialized in christmas songs
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go figure Irving Berlin like Neil
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Diamond yeah he wasn't busy on December
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25th so he did a lot of songwriting that
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I don't love Jingle Bell Rock it's just
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one that i am ok with but stuff like
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rockin around the Christmas tree that
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that was Johnny mark song he also wrote
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer which is
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fine and weirdly enough to run Rudolph
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run which chuck berry recorded which is
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not one of my favorite songs but I those
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are the kind of radio christmas songs
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that I'm a more ok with then some of the
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more obnoxious papi
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mariah carey style ones but but what I
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really like is bands that I like writing
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christmas songs because so often they
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are not in any way
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traditionally Christmassy or not even
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necessarily happy i mentioned earlier a
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couple of of Wheezer songs they have to
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christmas songs one is called the
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Christmas song and one is called
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Christmas
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celebration and they are both incredibly
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depressing which is something you might
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expect if you know how rivers cuomo
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works when he's writing songs but the
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the Christmas song is about a fellow who
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is waiting for a girl
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uh who didn't show up even though she
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said she was going to like one of the
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main lines of the song is here i sit
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waiting beside the tree all by myself
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like that's my kind of christmas huh
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depressing and christmas celebration is
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just kind of about how annoying
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Christmas can be and it refers to Santa
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is that man is so because he can't get
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out the door it's just it's just not
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nice but but i do like some of the
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happier type of those songs as well
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fountains of wayne has a song called i
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want an alien for Christmas you know
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which is just it's just upbeat and fun
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and it's the the narrator of the song is
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basically asking for an alien the way a
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little kid would be asking for a puppy
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written for Hanson and never recorded by
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boy band Hanson so they record that
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themselves which is why it's very
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kid-like you know and it's just it's
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charming and delightful and wonderful I
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I like a few of the classic Christmas
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carols as well like for some reason up
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on the housetop was always my favorite
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song to sing one else who's an
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elementary school my mom was an
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elementary school music teacher so
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occasionally we would get her to play
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the piano and we can have little
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sing-alongs in the basement but my dad
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really hated Christmas carols so for the
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most part we didn't listen to them in
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the house a whole lot but we did get to
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hear the Nutcracker Suite over and over
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again because my mom loved that my dad
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was fine with classical music so that to
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meet the nutcrackers is the sound of
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christmas i'll have no up on the rooftop
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in this household young lady
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click click click new carolers taken
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outside if you like stand out in the
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yard and bring the boombox hearing it
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right it will get no figgy pudding out
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I think that's actually how caroling
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started as somebody said I don't want to
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hear that stuff go outside walk around
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and take into the diverse yeah maybe
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they'll like it but actually my favorite
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Christmas song r is from mystery science
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3000 it is a patrick swayze Christmas I
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know Jason mentioned when he was not
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talking about santa claus conquers the
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options that was that was actually a
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sing-along
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my household for a few years I i was i
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was a member of the fan club back in the
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day I sent my money off the best brains
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and in return
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one of the perks i got was a videotape
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with a plain white cover that was called
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play misty for me and had a bunch of the
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songs collected and I think that's the
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only VHS tape that I saved when i move
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that the only 1i still in the early days
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of mystery science theater fandom I was
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the first person to transcribe that for
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all TV mst3k wow wow
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most of the day's Monty what do you have
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as favourites up
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I like a mixture of what I'm going to
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call classic Christmas songs like I
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think all of the johnny mathis andy
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williams or Dean Martin songs i have our
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christmas songs like I can I can get
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behind Tony Bennett saying singing
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winter wonderland I'm pleased by that
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yeah I don't want an actual winter
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wonderland of snow is weird and foreign
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to me but somebody else claiming to
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enjoy i like and i also for some reason
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really like kind of alternate funky
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christmas songs
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there's this one song the Christians and
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the pagans by dr. Williams that is a
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really good i think explanation of why
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christmas is nice although it's also
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explanation of why winter solstice is
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nice and it's just about families
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getting together and it makes me feel
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warm and cozy nice but yeah I like
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myself some Tony Bennett Randy Williams
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just in this part of the year
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yeah I've got many artists that are
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those classic artists that I don't have
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a lot of music of but I've got their
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christmas stuff and I and I like it yeah
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there's something about it's it's it's
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good and and comforting in some way
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nobody's mentioned to get so i will say
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that fairytale of new york by the Pogues
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with chemistry and online listen to talk
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about hi there are nearly enough there's
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the songs containing the phrase you're
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an old slut on junk
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I first heard that song like only like
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four years ago or something I'd never
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heard it before and Andy anarcho
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actually because he done his website he
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does his musical advent calendar every
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year and I and that's a great song it's
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like it's like you're taking a a journey
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it's like a whole story that happens in
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that song yeah it's pretty awful story
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to that way it is but it's amazing
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starts out in the drunk tank with the
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guy dying next to him on the floor I saw
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shane macgowan live a few years ago and
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i could not make out a single word he
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said yeah so it's free to pretend he was
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doing all my favorite poems songs and
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for some reason i noticed a lot of the
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Christmas songs i have on my list aren't
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actually about Christmas like let it
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snow let it snow let it snow
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no just regular thing yeah it takes
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place during winter same for winter
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wonderland for Frosty the Snowman well
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there's that divide there's the
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traditional religious you know and a him
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based music and then there's the secular
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holiday Winter Festival music and
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they've all kind of push together in the
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popular culture but they're definitely
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two different genres and I and you know
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you listen to the lyrics and if they're
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very basically about a messiah then
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perhaps there in the one camp and get
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the half
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have yourself a merry winter solstice
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yeah I feel like there's three
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categories there's this straight Jesus
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type like do you hear what i hear or
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silent knight riders Santa based
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Christmas like say there's just been
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going here its class Santa based
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Christmas you're right you're also
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you're also forgetting the Commerce the
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Commerce bass songs like silver bills
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and and and legal business look a lot
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like Christmas yeah but I i agree with
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Marty's basic do it
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delineation of the the Christmas tax on
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his Christmas yes right yes I'm glad we
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structured Christmas so well Lisa what
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about you what are the ones that work
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for you what kind of stuff do you like
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unfortunately film I don't have very
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similar tastes in Christmas music
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unfortunately I asked you first so you
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gotta just great
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yeah i should mention my dad was in the
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mind my dad was basically that the Big
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Ten ordeal in our church choirs growing
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up and my brother always played in
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Orchestra and band and jazz ensemble
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know that so we grew up listening to a
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lot of um orchestral arrangements and I
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could probably come you the entire
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Nutcracker Suite in my sleep but i still
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really enjoy it and I enjoy the modern
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mandolin quartets interpretation of the
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Nutcracker Suite it's just this very
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light very pleasant very sprightly take
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its not excessively saccharine it
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doesn't get all all-russian bombastic
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it's it in its light and bright and
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something that i can safely play in in
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you know mixed create audiences as it
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were and to me that's the quintessential
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Christmas soundtrack some of the other
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songs on my list i consider under
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African skies by Paul Simon to almost be
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a christmas carol or just because it's
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got the beautiful verses about you know
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Joseph Joseph and Mary usually christmas
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songs about Africa idea that category
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all ladysmith black mambazo um Jane
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summaries got a beautiful song called
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calling all angels that I like to play
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around this time of the year for the
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same reason
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um it's just this really pretty i'm and
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I've always played kind of tandem with
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what are your friend nearby Dan Wilson
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cause those arms or are about taking
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stock of of your life is that as the as
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the planet turns and we when we reset
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the calendar neil finn has sweet secret
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piece which i think is beautiful
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I like to listen to that one too i love
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nancy wilson version of what are you
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doing New Year's Day like seven years
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eve and this year i downloaded Curt
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Smith formerly of Tears for Fears or
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perhaps still of two structures I don't
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keep up with them but he just called
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this is Christmas that I i I've really
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been enjoying to and for my daughter
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there's an artist like listen to
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elizabeth mitchell who has just released
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a collection of old American folk carols
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and there's like twenty four of them and
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it'sit's just against very gentle very
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focused very low key and that
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that's some traditional ones like lo how
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a rose e'er blooming Mary was the queen
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of Galilee and children go where I send
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the withdrawal classics that I like and
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then I've got a couple there so they
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hadn't heard of before but I've been
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enjoying that album too so it's in other
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words is pretty much the opposite of
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what Phyllis all right Phil it's your
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it's cranky uncle bastard's turn well
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would not believe the negotiations we
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it's well I'll play to type here and
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he'll come unless the the the Christmas
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songs I kind of dig that no youyou can't
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I like father Christmas by the kinks
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oh yeah that's which is a wonderful song
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about privation at the holidays and
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robbery and robbery yes thank you money
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I like i won't be home for christmas by
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blink-182 which is a peppy little song
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in which are our hero is thrown into the
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clinic for for christmas i hate to see
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Christmas come around by jimmy
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witherspoon which is a nice little blues
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song about oh I he's got troubles jimmy
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witherspoon and you know it's that's
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very enjoyable but I i also like songs
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that don't make you want to open a vein
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so I like mele kalikimaka chris isaak
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version is quite quite Pepe and
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delightful i mentioned Dinah Washington
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silent night
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it's not really a Christmas song at all
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but hepcats holiday by cat and the
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fiddle is is just it a delightful little
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tune and that that gets me in the
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holiday spirit
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I won't say which holiday i like the
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barenaked ladies Sarah McLaughlin not a
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jam on God rest ye merry I like that one
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too a lot
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well there you go see we do like things
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this is true like the whole it's a
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Christmas year
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we don't like that you were the one who
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originally suggested that we actually
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bring a whole bag full of an appropriate
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instruments
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I've met inappropriate instruments not a
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jingle bell yeah i was gonna bring in
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Morocco's in and a mouth harp
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where's my open horn and today uh you
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know please come home from christmas by
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uh dad I think Charles Brown does the
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version like bring that Cadillac back oh
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this is back in the saddle christmas
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songs by the dock back the orchestra
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little woman you've done wrong me so
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give me back that Cadillac I gave you is
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basically the theme of that song sort of
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us equal to santa baby
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yes units if it's like it's like the the
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bitter echo of santa baby quite right
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Steve thank you and I like you're all i
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want for for christmas by the
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persuasions that's a really nice offer i
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love it every time you play free makes
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me happy so there there are those of the
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proper Christmas songs to listen to you
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didn't celebrate Christmas the Philip
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Mike so noted so notice a fistful of
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bourbon and a heart full of hate is ever
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too yes you you know you want an album
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called Christmas the film Michaels way i
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do or cranky uncle bastard it could also
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become our fist full of bourbon in there
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and listen to that I've got a few that i
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wanted to mention so I i have Frank
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Sinatra's christmas album with with that
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Frank Sinatra swing and christmas is
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that it would be produced a lot of
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christmas albums I i like to envision
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Sinatra would walk into the studio and
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like where we're doing this in one take
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baby boom I've got a girl back in the
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hotel room and storms out and so yeah he
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got attacked the highlight come on i
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have a jolly christmas from Frank
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Sinatra which is is a couple of the
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tracks are really great and are cure
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Frank Sinatra voice & Christmas music
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and it's just magic and then there are
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the the ones where it's very much like
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the producers like oh I don't know at
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and it's totally laden with backup
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singers
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everything that's a sign of something
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terrible right that is everything that
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is every Sinatra christmas album because
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i have a Christmas with Sinatra i think
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it is and it's a lot of his early stuff
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but it that their sons that the sominex
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backup singers join about we're gonna
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squirt anything it is quite dreadful you
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really want to cover up Frank's voice oh
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yeah especially is his early voice when
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he could still saying and there's a
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version there's a there's a cut on the
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album that i have where it's Frank
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Sinatra sings you the lord's prayer
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which really does not school just not
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forever regardless of what you think of
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the Lord's Prayer and and i'm in favor
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of it generally listeners but I not
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really not really deserves that
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no it is it is my uncle actually saying
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the Lord he's an opera singer sing the
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Lord's Prayer at a couple of funerals
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and made me cry so I'll ok good it works
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well your uncle is better than Frank
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Sinatra's and Frank Sinatra doing is one
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take and then storming out of the studio
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to go Neal the gardener yeah yeah so
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anyway that Frank Sinatra you take it
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you take the rough you take the i
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actually enjoy doing the shuffle that
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includes the entire album because you
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you'll get it you'll be like a Frank and
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then a couple tracks later like 1000
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break no don't do it
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so there's that I nat king cole's
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christmas album I mean obviously you're
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there for chestnuts roasting on an open
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fire the Christmas song which is a
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classic and that's one of those that
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hits me you know right right in the
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heart that's just that that that's
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that's the sound of Christmas for me but
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there's some other nice stuff on there
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and that again is a nice traditional
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christmas album lots of Chris lots of a
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traditional songs and I like that one a
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lot i'm not going to- yet so I'm not
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going to mention that thing with several
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some some songs that I like uh Eric
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already mentioned fountains of wayne but
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i really liked your song the man in the
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Santa suit which is about a sweaty
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backup Santa who was called into action
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with because the first Santa has has a
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gotten sick that's really enjoyable the
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life of our department store Santa I i
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enjoy Guster's carol of the meows which
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in many ways be modern updated version
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of the barking dogs
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well then it's alright with me yeah
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which is the carol of the bells except
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with the young like cats
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no son by men who are singing like I am
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in my own the story the story's me I'm
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history is that all rock are a kind of
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all folk band cut Guster when they were
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releasing one of their albums in the
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heyday of Napster they released a
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version of on the internet properly
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labeled but what they did was they
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replaced all the vocals on it with them
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just now saying instead of the lyrics
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and uh and it became actually kind of a
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cult hit was later released as a meow
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only album on itunes anyway they did
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carol of the bells version with just
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meows and it's actually delightful i
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enjoy spinal taps Christmas with a devil
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far more than I should and you know
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that's there's nothing there's nothing
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wrong with that
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there'll be no father christmas because
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its evils holiday that's you got it and
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I feel so bad about Uncle John yeah
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exactly
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I i really enjoy uh a song called i hear
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the bells by Mike Doty that is a kind of
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fun christmas christmas song that i
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really like I insist the bells are
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ringing by they might be giants as a
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christmas song even though other people
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like Lex Friedman disagree i find a very
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Christmasy and a and a condemnation of
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Christmas commercialism and I i bought
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John jonathan coulton John Roderick's
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christmas album last year and I thought
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it was a you know it's the batting
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averages about half really good songs
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and half kind of their songs but the
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good ones are great including a
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fantastic song called 2600 which is
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entirely about me because it is about a
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kid demanding only one thing for
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Christmas and that's an atari 2600 so
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those those songs that I like a lot
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the day you go you all refused to adhere
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to my totally arbitrary way of
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partitioning out the podcast i now have
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to sneak in later with more modern
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sounds before although i forgot to
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mention one that I like four as a kid
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which is a John Denver and the muppets
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doing oh yes is coming
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yes it's a good song around with Miss
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Piggy scooter and gonzo over this bouncy
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little Caribbean rhythm some other that
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it's a very good album some of the cuts
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don't hold up so well and after the
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years but that one is a that sensational
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you know the song about screw
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from up and christmas carol is very good
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although I don't really think that's a
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Christmas song i guess i should because
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it's about screwed though I was always a
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little disappointed they never did a
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rendition of please daddy don't get
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drunk this christmas it but I like
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christmas is coming a lot and I don't
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think Phil had heard that song untill
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you married me
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no I hadn't known i've grown I've
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actually grown i used to not like it and
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now I did kind of do
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yeah what's all my god my father please
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daddy don't get drunk this christmas is
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as now I kinda like that what i love
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about that song is the children's course
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that kicks in at the fine anytime you
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bring in children's chorus into the song
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with potential for to go horribly wrong
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is is just trembling on the precipice
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but but everyone's well it's deployed to
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great effect you know the thing with
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please daddy don't get drunk this
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christmas i don't know what the big deal
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is I mean daddy gets drunk and mama
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cries but he really doesn't do much
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other than role in late knock over the
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Christmas tree that maybe bar finish
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stocking and pass out under the tree but
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he heard no one let him be no no he
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knocks over the tree Steve pay attention
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to the lyrics he Christmas trees fall
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over pretty easily mine fell over twice
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follows putting it up and how much were
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you drinking not okay come on
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I think Steve's point is he's not an
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angry drunk is kind of a is kind of a
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light-hearted cordial trancas might be
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invited on podcast it's probably better
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that he gets drunk this christmas i'm
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just thinking maybe mom is overreacting
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just a little the others are some actual
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modern stuff that I was gonna mention i
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really like this tune by gorky's zygotic
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monkey to Welsh band songs called
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Christmas Eve and it's just the world's
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prettiest little acoustic guitar melody
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and and then at the very end they come
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in with this sort of angelic sounding
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vocal and all these things is the star
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you fell in love to comes out on
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Christmas Eve and and it just somehow
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perfectly evokes standing out under the
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stars in a snowy field with your with
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your true love on christmas evensen just
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a nice little song I've I enjoy a song
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by Elvis called feliz navidad ax which
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Feliz Navidad I'd and public image which
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bizarrely works perfectly with Feliz
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so that's a good little tune I also a
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big fan
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of thanks for Christmas by i think they
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call themselves the wise men but it's
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actually just XTC which is just a
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perfect pop christmas song it's got this
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wonderfully be totally piece of music
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that would've been a great too and even
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without the Christmas elements but then
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they also throw in that the bells and
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the harp and this totally cheesy lyric
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that nonetheless sounds kind of
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heartfelt so I'm big fan of that one
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and lastly i think i have to mention Bob
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and Doug McKenzie doing the twelve days
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of Christmas and beer beauty on the
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first day of Christmas my true love gave
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to me beer here in a 35 golden 264
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pounds back bacon three french toasts I
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like that version because they speed the
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song up penis
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yeah they just gave up after like eight
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I get pretty impatient with parodies of
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twelve days of Christmas because it just
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takes so long to get to each new line
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towards the end of the song they get
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today seven and I think they just jump
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straight to welcome to day 12 i did
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remember to other things
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Duke Ellington has a fantastic
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Nutcracker and his musics not bad either
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but seriously no it's it's a wonderful
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set of the Nutcracker and the Bob's too
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many Santas is just a lovely album move
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very silly songs including they have one
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with jonathan katz as a guest vocalist
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called Santa's got a brand new bag that
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again just delightful alright attention
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listeners this ends the part of the show
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where we're positive about christmas
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music if you don't want us to ruin your
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happy feelings for warm fuzzy feelings
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about the holiday season by tearing
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apart some beloved holiday music you
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should stop listening now consider this
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the end of the show thanks for listening
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happy holidays we love everything see
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you next week
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okay we've reversed the streams and now
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we're going to talk about things that
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are awful
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thanks for sticking with us again if you
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are a super positive person who doesn't
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like anybody saying anything negative
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about anything
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abandon all hope can we get negative now
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Steve oh yes weekend I'd like believe we
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can do this in many ways is like a
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Christmas gathering where everyone tries
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to be nice for the first hour and then
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sends and then everything goes to hell
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that's right all right let's get
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negative can I can I just posit at and I
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realize this may be going out on a limb
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but that that in Christmas it's a
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marshmallow world is the worst Christmas
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song ever written
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I'll never heard of that no tell you
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head-butted is quite bad
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this is this is I'd never really heard
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it before and then I was listening to my
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my television provider also has you know
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digital music channels and we had a tune
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to the Christmas channel at course as
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you do and this is a few years ago it's
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like five or ten years ago and and the
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song came on and and I i was
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increasingly horrified the Dean Martin
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version i'm thinking of is the laziest
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Sallust most pathetic set of lyrics it's
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it's yeah to to continue the Sinatra
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metaphor where he storms into the studio
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does one take and storms out Dean Martin
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started staggers into the studio set a
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pattern let's sing a song now and then
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he does the the song and does this one
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taken i was that there was a great okay
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i'm at her ear and so the way I'm going
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to well Frank nearly regard
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yeah so marshmallow world christmas that
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is that is Dean Martin at his Dean
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Martin yeast yeah it's not a fan I think
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that went bad that that actually is the
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thing that I have the most impatient for
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uh other other than yes the pop star pop
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album where they take some song that had
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some sort of nuance or meeting and they
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built the heck out of it and they do a
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lot of different runs and stuff to show
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that their voices are great and compete
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like you're talking about jessica
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simpson i feel i was i was going to go
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back to mariah carey but sure yeah that
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works too jessica simpson track from
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when we did the compilations of like the
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worst and values do because we send out
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see we have I saw Mommy Kissing Santa
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Claus first I hate that Carol anyway
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yeah yeah there's not a good version of
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that but Jessica Simpson's brings it to
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a whole new level of disgusting and full
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yeah like to make it soulful know trying
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to make it sexy
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yeah she's kind of like she's kind of
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that Santa will gesture over and then
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we'll be some elbow you have to actually
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if there is ever a song that you say you
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know what let's not make this one sexy
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it sighs softly kissing santa claus
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let's not sex that one that time my kids
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watch me wearing it
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let's let's talk about I saw Mommy
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Kissing Santa Claus for a minute because
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for me that's probably the worst it's
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pretty bad and I mean the Jimmy Boyd
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original sounds like he's singing with
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his huge old-timey close but in traffic
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and neck and that's that's bad enough
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but the spike jonze overhead which is
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sung by grown man George work is utterly
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egregious I implore you to listen to the
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Jackson 5 version
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yeah wit ya which is all right because
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they're doing the Jackson 5 thing where
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they're all spinning around and it's it
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and and Michael's in and this is michael
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and his end his youngest and cutest and
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his belt and now nevermind quite weird
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and then he's a buddy oh what goes weird
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right at the end I'm gonna tell that it
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was really you know you're thinking oh
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god Joe Jackson's gonna beat his wife
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and joe jackson is gonna be like
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everyone singing a song with a sock full
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of oranges they're the ones that should
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be saying i hope that he doesn't get
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yes yeah that's miss spike jonze
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business though with the fake giggles
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and the oh boy oh yeah creepy as hell he
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sounds like he's being castrated as the
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song is being recorded
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even if there was a good version of that
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dish the story that unfolds through
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those lyrics oh god like santa baby
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which is my other bugbear in a baby
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didn't make a terrible team movie based
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on the song I saw Mommy Kissing Santa
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Claus I believe starting one of the kids
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from home improvement of course they did
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also a concern to a circle of how i
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would say are the happen fide the lyrics
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of something like i'll be home for
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Christmas which is always found
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offensive because that is a sad song
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that is it that was a song
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just happy version of that yeah Oh God
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most of them have been happy fide I have
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you know that it's i'll i'll be home for
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christmas and you know you can count on
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me and it's all like i'll be home for
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christmas literally and significant oh
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I'm on the united flight right now
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yeah yeah and it were originally was
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about servicemen like overseas not being
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home for Christmas exactly except in
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their dreams i know they changed the
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words when that was a big cross B it
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they rerecorded it with changed words to
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make it more positive they also they
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also do that with one of my favorite
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switches have yourself a merry little
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christmas because the original version
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and as says song in meet me in st. Louis
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is actually kind of Graham because it's
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about a never going to see my loved ones
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again because they're moving to
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different places a exactly overall that
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we're all being flung to the the for
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current corners of the earth and death
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waits for everybody but that the lyrics
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get changed over the years I couldn't
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think of a lot of things that I
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absolutely hated except that i'm i'm
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right with you Jason as far as the the
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radio songs where it some pop star
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showing off and thats and they don't
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even know yeah it's just that they're
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just they're singing but it's a modern
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version of the Frank Sinatra swoops in
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to record something where it's like oh
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is this a song okay I've never heard it
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before but i'll sing the heck out of it
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okay I'm gonna go where's my paycheck
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yeah exactly that bothers me and
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actually speaking of radio stations that
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play christmas music I was in edmonton
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with my spouse last Christmas and they
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have not one but two stations that play
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christmas music while continually all
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month long so as we were driving around
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town which we did quite a bit
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we are I like to flip through the radio
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stations while anytime they're just kind
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of get an idea for what the different
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music is like in canada and it's not
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that different but we heard a lot of
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Christmas songs and almost every time I
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just wanted to change the station right
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away because it was often one of those
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obnoxious songs but the one song that
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that came to mind and he's gonna he's
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gonna hate me because we would drive
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around and Stephen would say I just want
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to hear feliz navidad i just went
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alright he was so excited and in my head
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I'm going oh please don't play that the
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one song i do not want to hear cuz I can
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that stand it just gets on my nerves so
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much yeah you're the NTC yeah we're back
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to where I'm back to being anti Steve
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good good all is right with the world
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yes yeah I feel like I feel like we've
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done a good thing here so i want to wish
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you a Merry Christmas we wish you a
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Merry Christmas we wish you a merry
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christmas from the bottom of my MA
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yes Steve high-five my spouse steven is
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listening right now I'm sure you just
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made his night huh and ruin everyone
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else's you all right Steve the two songs
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i hate the most
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our unfortunately to that Erika said she
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liked no jingle bell rock and rockin
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around the Christmas tree that Yuri
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eight let's talk about rockin around the
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christmas tree i wanted to our jingle
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bell rock let's talk about bowl okay
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there's no parking in either one of them
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there's certain ethical cynical songs
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written by people who just wanted to
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appeal to those darn teenyboppers said
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well if we call it jingle bell rock
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that's like writing a rock song look at
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least Rocking song ever written for her
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perhaps the worst Christmas song lyric
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ever is giddy-up jingle horse pick up
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your feet
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I just argue with that it's just a
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tattoo guy like catchy it is catching
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it's evil but it's catchy
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that's what we're saying Phil what is
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your what is your grievance with rockin
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around the Christmas tree
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well I is it which one is the one that
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whole notes does the borough jingle bell
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for for Chico Bell Rock away cuz god
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bless our coats because he is going on
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has thrown only 120 know that's the
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director to say the director clearly
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said to them all right
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haulin oats ear this is very festive and
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you're at a party then they're wearing
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ugly sweaters and before that became an
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ironic thing to do hey what you're
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you're at a party and it's the best
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party you've ever been
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the note said oats took that direction
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to heart because his face is not that
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his face is frozen in this rictus of
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merriment and his moustache might just
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be weighing his muscles down its and
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they are dancing around and having a and
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having a grand old time and it will it
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will haunt your dreams as you watch them
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I I please find it now
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pause this podcast active everyone
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within the sound of my voice
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go to youtube or go to the vh1 and find
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haulin oats singing the song it does the
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both of those songs have the feeling was
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like hey the kids have this new thing
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the rock and roll this is what Monty was
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saying the teenyboppers it
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let's do songs like that but but about
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thought about the holidays then they
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couldn't even be bothered to write a new
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song in the case of jingle bell rock
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just somebody's in an office somewhere
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saying we need a christmas carol that
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the kids will listen to you know
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something like jingle bells but with Rob
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I don't know
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jingle bell rock and or roll David do
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you have particular things that you
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would like to complain about
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well I have 21 which has bugged me for
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well I close to 40 years i guess it's
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it's almost that old Paul McCartney's
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wonderful actress all my god the
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landmine haven't been you know I mean
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that's crap bout but it's lex friedman
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least favorite song of all time you know
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that dude could write a good song if he
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wanted to
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Steve yes simply wonderful christmastime
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simply having a wonderful christmas time
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repeat that your heart is actually ok
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that that little melody is not horrible
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but yes they're gonna rest of the song
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that is a really lutely dreadful and and
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you know it's like he had one line and
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went hey that's good
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ok and you know and it got to the point
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where when when my wife and I were first
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dating that was one of those things that
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Bond's a couple you know it's like oh
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that's all
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brought together by hate that's like a
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deal-breaker if they do like it
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she made me write a parody of it and so
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that was that's punishment enough for
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both of you and that parody turned out
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to be our wedding vows well actually no
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I realized you could sing john lennon's
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happy xmas war is over against simply
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having a wonderful christmas time it's a
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counterpoint it's really creepy so
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lennon-mccartney there you go if you
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work in ringo starr's I want to be Santa
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Claus than you really hit the truck and
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I'm still working on it i have a team
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students that has a research grant for
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that by the way christmas time is here
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again by the beatles is actually a much
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worse song and simply having a wonderful
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christmas time the heat Ringo
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declaration of that on his most recent
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Christmas album it's just wanting to
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Ringo would try to live off the glory of
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the beatles it's kind of hard to believe
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I don't like the phrase most recent
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christmas album
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yeah but i have to say i found a new
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song or a relatively new song a couple
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of weeks ago that I don't know it might
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be even worse for me
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christina aguilera's cover of the
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Christmas song which oh it's I mean go
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again if you can hear this go and listen
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to it especially the holiday remix
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that's the even better version as
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opposed to go above and beyond holiday
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remix of the Christmases it's I don't
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know if if mel torme or nat king cole
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like drowned her puppy when she was a
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child because it's like she wants to
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take this song and pummel it into
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submission it it's every vocal trick x
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10 you know if she does a trail she'll
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do 10 drills at once at the backbeat and
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it i mean it's worse than all I have all
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I want for Christmas is you i mean it is
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suddenly mariah carey is not so bad
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anymore
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well I refuse your dad but another other
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words i'm sorry the federal has no cells
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to listen to it on when you push me for
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I'm sure Mel Torme isn't that mad
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because he wrote the songs what Lisa's
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getting paid for what
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but I think using different actually
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succeed yeah that's when something
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doesn't even have an opinion on his
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errors or are not that man no you shut
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up felt army isn't dead but we talking
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about the velvet fog
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yeah we are on the name he hated i
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believe will live forever but is dead
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wait a minute all right
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hey Phil I believe you've got a whole
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bucket of negativity coming
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why don't you pour it out and let's all
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just witness actually Jason I'm full of
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love and happiness i'm very happy to
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hear that but my wife is fuming and I
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think he wants to talk about things that
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she hates all right i feel you put me on
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the spot here now I just wanted to talk
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about how much I hate time santa baby
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yet which is one of those songs that no
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one can ever do right because the basic
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and fundamental message of the song is
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disgusting and gross that's true and yet
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within that within that spectrum you can
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do it really really really badly
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yes you which is to have the affected
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Betty Boop voice what level of office
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and to maybe going to be because Madonna
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oh you know I think I heard you liek
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Simpson to a cover of it was usually a
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michelle those version of it now i don't
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remember any ear every lady Shion to see
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doesn't every lady chanteuse who's ever
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desperately needs to know that she's
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pretty doesn't cover of it
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yeah you know it's validate me so i just
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checked and you'll be glad to know glee
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has done santa baby about a hapless yeah
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ryan murphy is a force for evil I
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wouldn't have done it so I just like
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that 1i am have no opinion on baby it's
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cold outside anymore because i always
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keep you like that to rest with their
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wonderful wonderful take off no no no we
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need to discuss this
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this is very important I was ready to to
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let you know baby it's cold outside go
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because you know everyone just say hey
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this is connected with date right about
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date rape URF URF over there that i was
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going to know about that letter not yeah
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a little bit I I think society had given
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up on that song or I thought it had even
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and then last year Lisa M didn't want to
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get emotional on this podcast last year
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john travolta oh that's a little
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newton-john did it didn't happen
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Christmas standards i really wasn't i
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did baby it's cold outside of this
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except except except John Travolta is
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the person who's I hit ya gotta go and
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within just got no I think it's gonna go
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I think I think we're gonna we're gonna
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get busy tonight and high
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I've locked all the doors lock from the
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outside didn't know your truck with my
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judgments coming
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I I don't really think if you can that
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way and love you do John says grease is
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the word baby and it's like the
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heartwarming version of misery
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listen to that song and listen to John
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your focus tired voice as he's just
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cranky i really like signature sobs I
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agree with you that sounds like it
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sounds like a hostage video
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yeah i agree with you there
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yeah i agree with you there
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however i am the video John Travolta's
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thinking is distressed for I stand by my
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stand by my search that key and Peele
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have definitively the date-rape up
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questions to rest with their takeoff
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hmm and I I urge everybody to look for
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for that on youtube because that's
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awesome you know that same gender swap
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two baby it's cold outside was done by
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lady gaga and Joseph gordon-levitt in
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what I'm sure you remember as lady gaga
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and the Muppets Holiday Spectacular from
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like a week and a half ago I i get this
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image is it just gordon-levitt is played
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down for a lot more things than John
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Travolta is that like he seems to me
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like he's an adventurer shame and that
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was maybe the only decent moment that
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whole special gathers depressing special
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there's also oh I really hate there's
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one called mary did you know that comes
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on occasionally and its basic and and
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the whole premise of the songs mary are
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you were that the baby that you're
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holding is going to be horribly
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crucified in approximately thirty-three
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years and and do you realize what a
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grave responsibility is to take this
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tiny child and look at it and realize
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that you're gonna watch and be tortured
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to death for salvation
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did you know that Mary are you okay with
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that Mary sounds uplifting yes yes it's
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like the dude who bought brought
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murderer
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yeah yeah and then she's giving birth in
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a manger like immediately thereafter
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when she's like all hormonal and
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supplementary did you know and and I
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just and whenever somebody thinks that
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they're trying to sing it reverently
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because you're supposed to be you know
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thinking about big thoughts and in
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salvation and so on and so forth and
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what it really comes down to is it would
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be tantamount to someone coming to see
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the mother of a newborn and saying by
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the way said strikes one in 200 yeah
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it's just this horrible program and and
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they play it on the radio like it's
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supposed to be this big spiritual path
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gnosis all my gosh I hate that so we've
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had a lot of fun tonight talking about
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it like that SIDS and and date rape
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there's a few points I want to make
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before we get to the Christmas shoes and
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that is celebrities if you're listening
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to this podcast and i was thinking i
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know that you are please hate you when
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they come and tell you got them
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you've got to make a christmas album
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that just say no Rosie O'Donnell
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mhm i'm going to say no and when they
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say hey Rosie O'Donnell that Christmas
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album was great make a second one please
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at that point say no and and please
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whatever you do don't do a duet with
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I kind of living for the day that you
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decide to punish me by introducing that
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to her daughter that oh no that's not
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gonna happen okay that's not gonna
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happen to you promised me I have to live
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in that house too
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ok yes Rosie O'Donnell and Elmo sing do
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you hear what I hear
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yes and what what what you will hear is
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horror and and sobbing so please
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I for one think the elmo has a lovely
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singing voice
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no it's like a call-and-response Jason
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that's how they do the song as big as a
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it was a star almost as big as the guys
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big as a kite
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the king said Rosie said the little lab
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to the w into the shepherd boy didn't
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get this Shepherd that's right on
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shepherd boy and it looks like this for
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like hours it feels like yeah so you got
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your problems with your Rosie
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O'Donnell's and your Cathy Lee Gifford's
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cutting christmas albums the new was
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here you got your problems with your
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hipsters like your your flaming lips and
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your your Martinez Ibarra's doing there
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oh you really hate that more tuna
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cerbera most wonderful time of the year
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oh wow yeah where the hipsters can't
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even be bothered to say it's the most
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wonderful time
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what gives you oh yeah it is a part of
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the song where Martina so it's America
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actually I don't even know if i'm
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pronouncing your name correctly i don't
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care i don't care now and and she just
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like lets out this plaintiffs I like oh
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I'm so much better than this material
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yeah well not really but I think the
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thing and we could talk about the the
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pikachu pokemon Christmas alvin I think
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people know enough to avoid that what I
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don't think what I think people don't
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avoid is a song i like to call the
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Christmas cat
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the Christmas cat isn't that the time
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for a Doughboy this Michael Jordan
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Rockies bad memories and he's listening
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to this podcast yeah that the Christmas
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cat is a song about a cat who is who's a
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cruel bastard owners thrown out into the
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wintry night because I guess he's being
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a cat and they thrown out into the
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wintry night and there in the snow
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drifts he meets a mouse and he says hey
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mister mouse all cuddle you and and keep
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you warm and during the course sonic at
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freezes to death but the mouse lives and
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and and Santa comes no sense yeah
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because the ratio of any means that the
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heat i don't work out the most maybe
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they cut out the lyric or the mouse cuts
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the cat like a tauntaun and sleep since
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I don't know
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so that is how come the song is called
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the Christmas mouse but I had announced
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like bigger on the inside than the
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outside the have had a good at a certain
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point the mouse is rescued by Santa
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because you know Santa and and everyone
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cries it's a there's an actual lyrics
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and everyone cried in a Christmas song
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and Santa says well because this cat
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gave His life i'm going to you i'm going
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to use mice and powers to assume the
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bodily into heaven as I didn't realize
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that was in Santa's trans- bad you
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didn't realize that was a two-finger
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Santa's mission statement
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it's because christmas is a very
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religious holiday and there ya have it
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has those powers so if you're listening
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to need to get there earlier before ya
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know it will bring him back haha yeah
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well Santa said some things
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it's not like he has powers that allow
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them to travel around the world and one
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night he can't get there in time he
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could have done the thing that Superman
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does in the first superman movie where
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he starts flying around the word bet
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world backwards so that it reverses they
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wouldn't have to deliver all the
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presents again though
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yeah I guess Santa just being a lazy
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bastard I'd I think he's got quite a job
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to do so anyhow if you're planning on
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listening to the Christmas cat don't
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yeah that's my advice to you but of
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course now that I've heard you talk
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about it I have to go
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nada Leon's I definitely don't huh
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I've heard it so I'm safe do it do it
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would youwould you back up my story oh
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god yes
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yeah you can go you can all listen or
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not listen to it at carid.com a whole
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say I'm not kidding here suddenly
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grandma and the reindeer don't look so
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bad a Christmas cat is available on CD
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with the beautiful four-page full color
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booklet insert I can't think of another
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song that we'd want to mention certainly
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not one that involves footwear to buy
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these shoes sir before we get a
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Christmas cobblers involved i want to
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express my incredible dislike for and
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this is probably an unpopular choice
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because apparently some people like this
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but those people are wrong
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uh I really detest Christmas wrapping by
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the waitresses a man I don't know what
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it is somebody mentioned on twitter
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today have you heard it
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merry christmas is curiosity where were
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you in the eighties no no I'm serious
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work because it didn't i was offered
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West ok because it was often played on
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on like Christmas Eve most the local
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rock stations because that was they were
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allowed remember we weren't allowed to
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listen to christmas music in the house
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ah that's right so you either so barely
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like you've never heard while home my
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gosh you should consider yourself lucky
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it is i just got a horrible melody has
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their awful awful repetitive a chorus it
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merry christmas and thanksgiving this
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think i was getting this was your man
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because my gosh let's just stop it oh
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maybe I have to I have heard that song
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oh no i didn't know the name
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I'm having flashbacks to the one holiday
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season i worked at a record so man
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there's going to be a punch-out oh god
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this place is a big fan got this is
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terrible lyrics the whole thing is about
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to get this flaky lady who wants to get
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together with some keep talking over
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books her life other flaky guy but you
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can't really be bothered
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keep digging Your Grave what's the worst
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yeah i have heard it I just blocked it
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out yeah that's that's what you do
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Lisa Steve was saying terrible things
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about Christmas wrapping you have a
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rebuttal
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no because people are allowed to like
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and dislike different songs and
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that is just fine by me that's why they
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make two flavors of ice cream i guess
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you can't think that some people like
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terrible ice cream
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look I can see I can see where the
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criticism is you know see steve is right
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where the lyrics are basically this
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overcook this this overbrook broad with
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a rotten grip on her social life as
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friends all year running around like a
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maniac and there's this trait little oh
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it's a Christmas miracle that I ran into
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my hookup and at the MP on Christmas Eve
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but you know you forgot the cranberries
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to you forgot cranberries to yeah yeah
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and some guy I think you'd enjoy that
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song you have to enjoy the waitresses
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yeah particular approach to pop music
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which is to say it's this really I I get
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the feeling that the waitresses if you
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describe them it's a lot more enjoyable
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than if you actually listen to them you
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know don't think that's all I know what
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boys like yeah I was very frightened or
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boys like works for the square pegs
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themes on for this yeah just it's a
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little too much and it just it feels
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like it goes on for about 20 minutes
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this song because it like covers all
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four seats are accounting the year it's
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like everyone's I just called to say I
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love you
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yeah yet you don't actually have to do
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that over the course of a year though
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alright it's time it's time to wrap it
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up with the Christmas shoes
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Phil please take it down so it was the
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single Christmas snow was almost
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Christmas tag
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I can only do like six seconds and then
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we have to pay those bastards royalties
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and I never knew Satchmo did that song
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know what he does
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yeah do it another time except you know
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you never heard anybody doing a cover of
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that song know and and that should tell
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you everything you need to know about it
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so let me take you back to 2000 guys
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let's go back to 2000 good old 2000 i'm
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driving in on the highways and byways of
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Virginia with my new bride and we have
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on wash em one of the radio stations
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that plays Christmas 24 hours a day and
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they got the DJ comes on and says hey
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here's a song we've been getting
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requests for the salted all day long
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it's called the Christmas shoes and we
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listen to this song which is if you
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haven't heard it a little bit
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controversial for the holidays it's a
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song about a young man who's a waiting
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in line to buy a Christmas present for
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his mother because his mother's dying
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and the mean heartless bastard behind
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him in line a doesn't like he's easy
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he's kind of grumpy around Christmastime
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but here's this kids a sob story says oh
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I've got to help out this kid and so he
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kicks in some money to help this kid buy
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a pair of shoes for his dying mother and
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the code of the song and I think we have
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to quote exactly let's not paraphrase
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new song put a lot of effort and thought
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into writing this and this is what they
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came up with I knew I'd caught a glimpse
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of heavens love as he thanked me and ran
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out I knew God had sent me that little
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boy to remind me what Christmas is all
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about which is another way of saying
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yeah I was not really feeling the
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Christmas mood but then God decided to
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kill this boy's mother and I feel good
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about me and now I'm feeling great
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talking about it
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I was fine song but the mouse live
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the point is that Santa Claus saves the
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mouse that kills this little boy's
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mother like murders are dead and so we
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go wee-wee-wee goes to my my in-laws
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house for Christmas and we see him and
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we just heard this horrific song and
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we're counting it yeah and we're gonna
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see it's about shopping and some poor
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kids running around on supervised was
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dying and instead of focusing there's a
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Carter is dirty and neglected and all
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that i should mention there's a choir of
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children at the end syncing with the bit
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about sir will you buy these shoes and
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my mama please and then the song ends
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with this little child listing i wanted
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to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus
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tonight and that's how it ends like with
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a bell on this child was being away its
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dread and so we mentioned this in my
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father-in-law just grows Ashton says
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that is the most beautiful sound that
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has ever been written you less left
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costal ino cynical left costal a
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c-collar are you saying he's wrong and
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description with her now that's the
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thing of saying that and I'm like what's
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that supposed to be something you think
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it's dad why what why are you acting
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like we should be offended by gonna be
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over the ensuing 12 years i think the
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Christmas shoes is his Gunners share
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a woman sat down freedom that is like
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the devolution of man
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hey wait there are three Christmas shoes
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yes there are oh my lord and there are
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four christmas shoes books
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novelizations of the movies
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books is a stocking stuffer one year and
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the it and I believe I i may have read a
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one time I was angry yeah and we call
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those days weekdays there's a reading
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guide for them you know you can happen
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at your book club
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can I just say that reading your spouse
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from the Christmas shoes book gotta be
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the lowest method of intramural fighting
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that I've ever heard that that's rough
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there might be seven of these bahaha oh
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what a lot such I thought I stopped it
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for well the author has written seven
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books that i'll start with the Christmas
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something now looking at Donna's family
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area blessing hope promise secret
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journey and no external energy
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wow oh there's a Christmas no that's
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ridiculous
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oh wow well oh no I have a cynical Left
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Coast elitist I had no idea she had
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continued after the Christmas promise
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yeah alright well what have we learned
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nothing not a thing that I i think there
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was some pretty good recommendations for
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different before it all got ugly yes
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there were you realize relentlessly
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focused on the positive for a while that
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help ya ya kept it from going off the
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rails man for a little while said said
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the man climbing on the record i think
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the rail pointed directly to the
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negativity i think in this podcast Jason
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you are the cat was thrown out of that
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right late at night and in this metaphor
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mouse that lives
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I guess right that's fine who had the
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shoes are in state is steve is the
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shields and sure i'll be granted 200
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really and Monty is the cuckolded dad
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who saw Mommy Kissing lore and done and
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lisa is a living newton-john I guess
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that makes me John Travolta wow well we
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look forward to your next career revival
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it's still just named everybody who was
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on I feel like I don't even have to say
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goodbye to you by name
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you guys wonder why I don't do Christmas
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stuff and just waive all feel festive
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you don't enough
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alright we've got enough damage here we
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spread the holiday cheer
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we spread it in some cases we smashed it
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but it was a lot of fun and now it's
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over and so I'd like to thank all my
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guests again who feel just identified by
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name and their roles here especially
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Steve the shoes
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Christmas is ruined yay pretty early in
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the year this time and so so we say
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goodbye to you and thank you mr. and
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wish you all a Merry Christmas we hope
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you'll tune in next week for something
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something special from us and maybe we
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should just say that we're simply having
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a wonderful christmas soon we are simply
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having a wonderful christmas time simply
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goodbye everybody having a wonderful
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christmastime Christmas stuff that's
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what Christmas is all about Charlie
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Brown lights please
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and just to be clear you're listening to
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human centipede the worst passwords
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podcast app that's it that's been trying
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to make you jealous i will ignite in the
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chat just digital the can be spoken
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please edit out all the jingle bells
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thank you i'm shaking it feel now that
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you know I'm gonna keep this on my wrist
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the whole be able to drive tonight um
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well I'll be drunk by then it's truly
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did stop at mr. I'll be drunk by
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Christmas i was waiting for someone to
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say by then Jesus it why don't why don't
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we draft the format that we're going to
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use for this episode had no you know
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what will create Dungeons and Dragons
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characters and give them all songs to
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sing chick flick
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that's doesn't understand i'll come up
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with something for Carlos the door I
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goblin will sing all be home for
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Christmas except on the desert planet of
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Athos Christmas is a holiday that's
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served as a feast of sand
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yes usually harder that's the only
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reference i can make christmas is what
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goblins eat you're living in a portion
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of the country that if it snows on
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Christmas it's a sign of the apocalypse
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something has gone horribly wrong and
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yea or if you're Australian they might
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be relieved because we feel about those
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fires huh
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some parts up somewhere Australia is
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always burning so if the snow comes onto
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the Christmas me I understand the beds
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are burning quite frequently on there
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the time has come fairly well they're
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passionate people
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it's our midnight oil episode ya know
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about it took an unexpected turn
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I feel like we just get started on the
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film Lisa podcast right this is the best
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who's afraid of virginia woolf overheard
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mark i played the song for you you have
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only talent
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quiet Massa Massa stop laughing and just
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imagine that much everything I have to
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wow this is amazing i deliberately
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trying to laugh wait for the microphone
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because I didn't want to break some
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better microphone 0 and and I let me see
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if I can find the lyrics for that it's
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through the you log on Uncle John
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through the log on Uncle John throw the
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you look through the log through the log
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on Uncle John and it all depends on
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where you put the comma and the whole
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selling is just about doing horrible
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horrible things to Uncle John
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so yeah it's it'll be great to see the
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the faces of the traditional carolers
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when you started singing that like oh
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god that's horrible
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stop so you know and I don't think Uncle
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John would like it either
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not really no no buddy I want us to get
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to you login Uncle John if possible
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position
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thank you goodnight goodnight everybody
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I Christmas it and and and i got to say
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we in Louisville we have 10 6.9 WV easy
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playing the you know the 24 songs over
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and over and over again except they also
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do a contest where if you hear Jingle
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Bell Rock twice in a row be the third
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oh my and you know usually my kids like
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let's do the contest let's do the
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contest and this is a contest where both
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of them are like why do they keep
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playing that song god and so yeah we
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stopped listening to that real quick
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yeah that's like in citement to murder
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the listen to jingle bell rock well
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alright it could be worried i just try
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to stay positive here and I ll rock now
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let's go to you America you can tell us
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about things you like and then
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and then later i'll talk about how
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jingle bell rock is a sign of the
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apocalypse but now we're staying
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positive now that's right i love that
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song but I could say I feel like it's
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kind of cool persons for Jo of auld lang
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syne which is one of the 24 songs that
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gets played on that gets played onkyo IT
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and and you know the whole outline
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design by god morgon berg we're
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database side you mean yeah yeah yeah
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yeah yeah I run into my ex-girlfriend
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the story of my life is so much more
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awesome than hers and we had a drink in
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the car and I got to feel sad more
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Australian and we and like I actually
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either arm or something like that
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because this feels like you could be a
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really fertile genre but in some ways I
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feel like fairytale here is kind of the
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the incredibly cool persons version of
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that song i still love the song don't
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get me wrong i did i just see parallels
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a model Lisa thinks you're really cool
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clearly is true she thinks you're a
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poser is what you say also that I think
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Steve's point is he's not an angry drunk
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he's kind of a is kind of a
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light-hearted quarter on cool might be
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invited on podcast to talk about
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christmas music 70s uptight wife was a
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problem yeah but you to the Christmas
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Jeff that we were going with maybe it is
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Martha today off of John dead Martha is
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the boards are many the right spot on
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mabi alright it i mean this child has
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clearly stumbled onto some seriously
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kinky stuff Coney town and it's like
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David Lynch Christmas yeah i was
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thinking it could only be more
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disturbing if there were a fourth verse
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about dad standing behind the Christmas
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tree snapping Polaroids that I have a
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causal factor in our judge me this is
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the only way i could be jolly son
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his own father cuckolded by jolly old
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Saint Nick Merry Christmas everybody
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I i believe i believe the subtext is
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that Santa Claus is actually daddy in
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the address and yes it is it's no idea
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yeah you got it marked down to make a
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Bob Crane joke and wants you to make the
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president's travel
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yeah keep quiet Jimmy if you want to
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keep the train sets coming
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your mom's a real holds the lyric what a
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laugh it would have been if daddy hood
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home he's seen listen kid there is
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nothing funny about daddy be humiliated
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on Christmas Day ing hype jolly old elf
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unless he's working through some medical
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issues in which case is this is the best
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Christmas ever my father rifles being
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humiliated i believe it was Sophocles
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who wrote that on her head of us finds
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his Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and then
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blind Santa Claus no serious therapy
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something I've got that wrong
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wow haha I I have a theory that this
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song is actually being sung not by a
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little boy but my a middle-aged man no
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tears and mascara pouring down his face
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and he's singing to another man whose
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gagged and tied with you what's the
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connection
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how are you enjoying this podcast so far
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Jason Merry Christmas
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we're live on five by five tonight enjoy
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the later you're enjoying this text ya
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no no definitely not
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place at least is actually watching the
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YouTube video now my phone because they
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have poor John's buried under a pile of
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presence and it hit I feel like the
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visual sight gags that go along with
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that looking holla notes i feel like i
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am watching a person watching the human
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centipede as she watches this video was
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it take like six presence to bury John
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Oates and doesn't that's the saddest
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part of all is there like thin paperback
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books the matter of modern love Lisa oh
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my gosh and then you've got Terrell
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hallway
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what is with his pants up to write blows
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nipples and they're green
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oh my gosh Wow his nipples or green hey
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really nice to see a doctor about that
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one dressed like to sit and the perma
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where's yes Marty once read in one
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screen yes its fast o.o wow you've
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derailed me feel I'm not the 1w
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introduce the human centipede into this
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podcast but I feel like it's kind of the
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human centipede of Christmas carols
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I can't wait to hear how this goes i do
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have to point out that human centipede
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is one situation where you don't want
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anything to hurry down the chimney you
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know you know he was a baritone before
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he met Kevin Clash a young castrato
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named Elmo I was just three years of
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watching Elmo's World
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every morning the only thing every every
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morning when I was really c'mon we just
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go misty nudo the barrel goes in your
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mouth and NGOs return did not get in
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trouble for doing that they care stately
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we haven't reached that point in our
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life yet I have reached the point right
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I now say oh good elbows in this episode
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of sesame street
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oh okay well thank God almost here
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because everyone will quiet down because
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it's Elmo yeah but then the Stockholm
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Syndrome know how Jesus Christ it's the
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reason that although we all wait for
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that joke was that I go back to the
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human centipede show
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thatthat's the sequel going out today
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because it like covers all four seats
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are counting the year it's like
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everyone's I just called to say I love
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yeah or Neil Sedaka his calendar girl
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and shudders through the podcast yeah
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you know I mean without cop to liking
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the song but I can also see where lots
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of people don't and that's perfectly
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fine i used to do when I did stand-up
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comedy I used to do a bit and I'm sorry
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to even bring this up i used to do a bit
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where was Neil Young would sing Neil
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Sedaka haha
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and so I had no young singing calendar
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girl and it is a miracle the audience
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did not rise as one Jeremy from limb to
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limb because that is just that's a
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terrible terrible bit future stand-up
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comics don't do that we are already been
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all my life comedy killer
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no well no but look there's even there
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even covers of Christmas wrapping for
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example the band save ferris actually
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did a Jewish version of Christmas
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wrapping where they talk about what it's
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like to be Jewish through the month of
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december and they said it to to that
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song instead it was and and to me that I
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don't miss is a lot haha but to me that
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means there's like a little bit of
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cultural resonance when people take the
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song and try to make it their own a
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retail areas like with Christmas shoes
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you don't see like christina aguilera
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trying to say yet
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NP just provided me the world's flat is
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locked haha that's frying in the pan
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nice and hot I vegas 10 boy also man
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here and bury my dad had was a name of
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that enable veteran have been a nuclear
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subs and Soviet waters and he went and
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then worked in military contracting as
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so many military veterans do so all of
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his pals are like former Army Rangers
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and Marines who had polished human
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skulls as i'm not i'm not making this up
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they used to have polished human skulls
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that they use like paper weights and and
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these are men who are generally of the
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viciously unscented military mind and
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apparently liked all of them had been
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reduced to tears by this song because
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our the Lord works in mysterious ways
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and and we
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reminders all the time to watch out for
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those that are more vulnerable than we
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are and my dad got so angry as he
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thought you said about left kostely and
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it's it's it's it's the most it's the
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most banal drink it's basically this own
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small towns we often lose track of each
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other in busy times we have to know
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what's really important and what's
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really important is apparently like
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regurgitating the path that you find
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inside of hallmark cards where the idea
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of providing for your family a secondary
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to appreciating your family and people
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die you have to find meaning in their
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debts and it's just too bad that they
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die but you know that's the way it is as
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long as you've learned something that's
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all good and it's just it's it's that
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values free morality where where the all
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I've learned something important it
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really makes you think and it's it's
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basically it's it's it's I I can't help
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but think the people who founded
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upworthy we're probably raised on these
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books he said we killed this child's
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mother at Christmastime wait till you
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see what happened next exit and it went
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from there
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wait till you see what Rob Lowe does
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next oh yeah no it's just it's awful and
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in the writings pedestrian and and I am
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I believe the books were based on the
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song and the movies were based on the
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books yes that's how it works oh ok
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alright so they're not novelizations of
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the movies
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no I'm not know if you can create movies
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like that out of thin air friend it
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clearly no I'm and apparently interview
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is hiring was like look the reason I did
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that Christmas shoes movies because sa
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ji has a really great insurance but you
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have to work so many hours a year in
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order to get the top-tier insurance and
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I wanted the insurance so i did the
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thanks Obama but I appreciate that he
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was like really upfront with look I just
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did this because I get really great
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ensure that but because you know who who
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can relate to how well you know the job
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sometimes but the benefits if there's a
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lot of killing that goes on in those
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Christmas shoot movies somebody's always
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dying someone is always don't like the
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body count is to the rough
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well that's what I want to see a
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christmas to is dying dying miserable
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people now every every Christmas song
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that doesn't feature good death is
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really a Christmas song wasted which i
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believe is why pattern so easy christmas
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and the Christmas shoes at the two
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greatest christmas songs ever written
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I watched die hard for your body count
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your action movie your Beethoven come to
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the party pal but but the mouse lived
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the Christmas it was the Christmas
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secrets that Chris helmet that is both
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very good to me as holiday happy
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Christmas secret starts with a
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struggling young single mother saving
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the life of an elderly woman who believe
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living like different shall be done
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someone has to die
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the dyson yeah although you know there's
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a war on Christmas alright and Donna's
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and later is the general city people
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into the into the artillery so what's
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really interesting is you like one on
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wikipedia go through and find
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exhaustively detailed biographies on
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almost every character in the DC and
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Marvel Universe you have an author who
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has managed to knock out over ten
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fictional books and all it is is donovan
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only areas in the American author of
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fiction primarily novels about Christmas
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like nobody on wikipedia wants to admit
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that they've read these books or have
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any idea what they're about
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of course it wasn't that sounds like I
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think we've got everything i think i
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think we I think we reveal some of the
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editorial biases of wikipedia no I think
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we have a in conquerable listener
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challenges if the lefty biography of
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alright just please be and if you can do
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the bibliographies to please write up
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summaries for these book for the
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Christmas books they don't have to back
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great we just have to make sure the body
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count is is well again is listed in each
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one yes that needs to be accurate with
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community has standards yes
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so let's summarize here we have we have
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said terrible things about a wonderful
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holiday know we've said terrible things
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that people see about a wonderful
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holiday there's a difference you know
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honestly I was a little down on this
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holiday but now not so much because i
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heard that kid day so that happen no
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dyes in the second one his mom dies in
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the first one a different child dies in
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the second one in the third one mother
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is mo dad and the Christmas tree mark
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it's the kid live look at lives
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throughout he becomes a doctor p would
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if it ends happily he leaves a trail of
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bodies wherever he goes he's not a very
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good doctor now
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yeah he spent a lot of time in a
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hospital as a kid so we just feels
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comfortable there and then he joined the
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sometimes you kind of killing things
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your life has enjoyed clowning as a
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it's a shame the buttons a clown did not
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Bob did not really serious with himself
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with you yet i'll be home for christmas
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i'm on the run for murder but I'm on the
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would you like to stay for awhile film I
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think I need to go here have another
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no I put another log on the fire
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yeah my middle contracts are off the
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chart my pilot is waiting for me
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no honestly I'm not interested to sing
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us out tonight a very special musical
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number by Steve what's
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oh no that's what Christmas ready if I
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can play that at the end right now if ya
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you might want to throw in the after to
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press your route
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Michelle
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you want sure miss
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sweater with sneads
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he was there
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where we
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lunch box whiskey one again
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son of self-love
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nothing but one Christmas stocking and
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Marcus tried
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just and so I say
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what god stop any sake
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some other guy running the show
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as you love
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the guy hanging his balls on your tree
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then someone must ask me
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shot God every guess was a he
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Nicki slip-on and me and him
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just feel dirty
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speaking Spanish and so on
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were you friends
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