The Incomparable

00:00:01 ◼   ► the incomparable [TS]

00:00:05 ◼   ► number 329 December 2016 welcome back [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► everybody to be uncomfortable i'm your [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► host Jason Snell and it's that time of [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► year it's December you know what that [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► means star war is yep its star wars [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► season from now until forever until it [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► becomes unprofitable and although we are [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► going to do a couple episodes about road [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► one once it comes out i thought i would [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► take this time II [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► early in december for us to talk about [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► something happy and heartwarming about [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► Star Wars and that is why i am [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► presenting to you the uncomfortable Star [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► Wars travesty draft in which we will [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► choose mostly things that are kind of [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► bad about the thing we love which is [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► star wars in different categories [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► joining me to discuss travesties of star [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► wars are these people who are not [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► travesties at all [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► dan more'n hi Dan hi Jason good to have [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► you here Joe steel hello hello Monty [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► Ashley hi hello John siracusa may the [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► force be with you [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► I comfort myself by thinking this [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► episode can't be as bad as the holiday [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► special episode David Sparkes is here [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► hi David hi Jason good to hear happy to [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► be here [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► the force is strong or is it and David [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► lower happy life day everyone alright [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► here's how this is gonna work we have a [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► bunch of different rounds in each round [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► will be a category i have randomized are [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► picking order it will advance by one as [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► we move through the round so not [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► everybody you know everybody get a [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► chance to pick first in each of the [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► categories as we go [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► it's all handled randomly blame [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► random.org wait even you know you're [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► giving away the secret is I'm always [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► last [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► everybody else rotates i will always be [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► last because I'm your host and hostess [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► that would be not host like to go [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► anything but last so our first category [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► around one of the travesty draft is this [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► and this is the this is what started it [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► all the concept that started at all [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► which is I want everybody to pick a [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► change to an existing Star Wars work [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► made after it was originally released [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► this is your opportunity to pick apart [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► terrible things about the star wars [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► special editions [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► for us to discuss we will also if you [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► have comments about someone else's pic [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► feel free you can you can make those [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► it's meant to be a discussion and not [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► just a dr list of things because that [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► would be a boring podcast Dan Morgan [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► what would you like to choose as a bad [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► change i get to go first in this round [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► well in that case i'm going to take [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► probably the most obvious choice right [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► off the table which is of course the [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► change to grito shooting first I think [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► we can all understand pretty easily why [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► it's a terrible terrible change not only [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► does it totally ruin the sort of [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► narrative arc this Han Solo [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► devil-may-care Rogan scoundrel but it [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► looks terrible [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► it just looks really bad i remember [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► watching it in the theater and thinking [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► as they had this weird little like head [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► jerk almost that Harrison Ford seems to [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► do to avoid video shooting him you know [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► that it's like well what was that like [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► it looks it just looks terrible [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► it's it's implausible to me that even [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► someone is inept as grito could miss a [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► shot from the truth feet away like [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► that's that's pretty dumb and and the [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► whole rationale behind it seemed [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► ridiculous as well I mean it seemed like [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► the only sort of pathetic or you know [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► explanation they can give is that they [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► didn't want Han Solo to be the kind of [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► guy who would shoot someone down in cold [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► blood and it just seems to me like I ate [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► it seems so unbelievable and it seemed [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► so damning to his character to have him [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► be more via you know to not have him be [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► that kind of cold shrewd calculating guy [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► that I feel like it just seems it seems [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► crazy it seems crazy and so I you know I [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► obviously it's spawned many means and [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► it's a two-point great contention for [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► star wars fans with the with George [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► Lucas but yeah it harkens back to that [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► that brief change I think they changed [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► it back when et where they took out the [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► guns right when the walkie-talkies and I [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► think they changed it back at a [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► subsequent versions of their names like [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► well that's that's dumb [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► I'm so yeah same George Lucas [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► unfortunately did not get quite the [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► benefit of that later hindsight but yeah [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► I think we can all agree that among [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► travesties that is perhaps the one of [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► the greatest travesties of the [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► specializations i agree that was mine [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► berwyn pick as a wise man once said [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► everybody knows the greater never even [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► fired 100 services sets up his entire [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► mortal journey [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► plus it's cool it is cool he's exactly [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► the kind of guy who shoots in that [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► scenario come on he has a moral journey [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► but doesn't have a moral journey if he [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► starts off a good guy ends up a good guy [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► yeah exactly well that's a great choice [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► I think we all have to tip our cap to [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► Dan who was randomly selected to choose [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► a grieving father set and now we move on [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► to Jojo do you have a special edition [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► change that you would like to throw on [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► the bonfire that already has Darth [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► Vader's toasty body on it but let's [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► throw some other things on there [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► I do however it's not strictly speaking [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► a special addiction it's the version [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► from 2011 change that George Lucas made [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► when he was releasing the blu-rays [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► they're all special Joe they're all [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► special editions and they certainly have [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► a special place somewhere and [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► anatomically speaking but this [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► particular change in sense to me because [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► I didn't know about it until he was [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► watching the digital version last year [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► to do our episode and the focus and they [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► have grafted in the know from episode 3 [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► the infamous know that no yeah they [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► grafted that in to a scene that had a [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► emotional gravity probably one of the [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► better parts of Return of the Jedi where [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► everything comes to a head and it's the [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► Emperor luke and vader and it's turning [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► Vader against the Emperor and saving [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► Luke and they totally botched it [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► I I absolutely loathe that there is no [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► reason that change needed to exist and [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► it just it sullies what otherwise is [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► probably one of the the pivotal pump [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► points of the entire three movies that [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► you the first we'll see [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► so i just i don't understand the [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► changing on it infuriates every just so [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► angry flames flames on the side of my [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► head he says it twice to that's the [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► worst part is like as he's looking he [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► says and it's so on-the-nose is no very [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► shortly and it's like really and then he [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► and then he grabbed the Emperor go to [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► oh and throws him and and doesn't seem [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► like someone just trolling all of us and [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► I'm the Emperor else to when he goes [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► down the shaft [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► it's just awful makes me so angry [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► because it's one of those things just [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► like a damn had said there's the [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► execution of an idea and there's the the [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► concept of an idea in this case it [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► doesn't matter how perfectly they had [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► executed this if it didn't seem like it [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► was recycled stuff that was added later [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► it's still just conceptually is flawed [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► and there's no reason for that dialogue [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► to exist [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► he's just he's very obvious that he's [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► throwing him over the thing he doesn't [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► need to be so literal when he's a man [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► he's saying what he's gonna do like and [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► now i will throw the Emperor over this i [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► am for her go away and you can kind of [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► see that their blood their weird [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► rationale there was like well he's [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► wearing a mask so you can see this [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► journey plywood on his famous saying [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► that mask is so expressive i agree with [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► you John I feel like it is very [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► expensive i think that's their flawed [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► reasoning for it the mask is more [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► expressive than any of the actors who [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► played the character well Joe that was [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► on my list i watch those i watch the [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► before-and-after earlier today it is [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► ridiculous and I I spent so much time [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► with the specialized positions now that [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► I had never had heard about it but I'd [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► never seen it it is [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► yes flames anger it's so terrible i [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► think i saw the YouTube clip of it that [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► was it huh [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► it's so terrible for more seriously [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► about about the mask being expressive [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► like we say that because we have empathy [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► with the character remember watching it [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► but that empathy obvious doesn't cover [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► the mask which doesn't actually move it [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► comes entirely from the plot that has [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► led up to that the camera you know the [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► editing and when they show him the [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► Emperor than him the Emperor and the [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► music and like there's so much there you [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► don't need you don't need any facial [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► expression established because that mass [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► does not change shape at all there's [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► subtext right and then this erases that [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► in favor of like let's just bring it all [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► out on the table and so you didn't you [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► didn't need anything in his face and [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► they're like well we don't we don't have [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► faced can we make him just say what his [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► teeth but he's feeling we haven't just [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► say it [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► yes and we have any audio of that [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► actually we do have some audio of that [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► word so such bad decision-making well i [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► would i would say in addition to the [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► music and the cutting you know and the [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► camera angles i think there's even some [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► good body language that David Prowse [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► yes that shows you his tension and he [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► keep you know he keeps looking and [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► turning and it's it's you can see the [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► whole dilemma on Darth Vader's face [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► basically in his body language totally [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► unnecessary terrible yeah and I mean it [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► it's another thing where Lucas got to a [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► point where he didn't want to let the [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► audience put the pieces together and [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► that was a moment that was great for [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► that but of course it was directed by [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► someone else [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► there's a bit of subtext that that [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► turned into text like like everything in [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► the prequels a little bit of [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► preeclampsia Vader was going to be the [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► kind of character for mumbles his [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► motivations out loud [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► under his breath constantly that's no [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► Vader right know it [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► this is also many years after everyone [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► was outraged by the the original know so [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► it's not like George Lucas was oblivious [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► to the fact that people like it's like [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► it's the right despite people don't like [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► that no guess what your heart it's [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► totally a troll guys [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► yeah well he's he's totally control so [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► that makes Monte what's a what's a [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► change to an existing work that really [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► bugs you [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► well joe went for a change that was [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► after the special editions the one [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► that's always bothered me is from before [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► the special editions Empire Strikes Back [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► came out in 1980 and then the original [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► movie star wars was re-released on April [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► 10 1981 and that's when it was renamed [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► to star wars episode 4 colon a new hope [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► now I don't find the episode 4 part but [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► i'm not calling that movie a new hope no [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► one knows what you mean that movie is [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► called Star Wars yep and it's really [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► weird to change the name of your movie [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► four years after you made it [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► it's the biggest movie in the world [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► people its branded already it's too late [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► how do you feel about indiana jones and [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► the raiders along I kills me that causes [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► me alphabetization problems everyday but [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► if you watch raiders of the lost ark [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► they didn't change the title in the [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► yeah just on the box but they changed [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► the title of star wars 2 episode for a [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► new hope on screen during the running of [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► the movie and I I people who notice that [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► we know we have [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► people here who call it a new hope John [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► calls a new hope I i we have a service [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► i'm not one of those people i am a star [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► wars person that movie is called Star [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► Wars that's the name of the movie [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► see here's the thing is like as someone [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► who is younger and like really I mean I [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► didn't see it in theaters right so most [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► of my ex you know I i was exposed video [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► on the video tapes & and so basically i [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► had seen it as that for my entire life [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► and and just when talking about it with [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► friends [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► it was always simpler to call we just [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► call aah because like if you said Star [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► Wars you know you well you know terms [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► it's in precise right like you can [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► referring to the whole frame the whole [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► franchise and its own just to be you [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► know avoid confusion we used to be used [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► to just call it an image and that's why [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► I called me up on podcasts like I grew [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► up going star wars and i always think of [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► it as stars but for the purpose of [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► discussing movies on podcast especially [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► when were usually discussing like the [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► entire series right that's why I'm [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► calling in to help because it [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► distinguishes it immediately think I've [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► never called episode 4 [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► honestly I never call it episode 4 I [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► would never find myself doing because [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► the episode thing I reserve entirely for [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► the people haha but i do like how the [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► prequels have taken over so if you say [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► episode one never knows what you mean [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► episode 1 [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► everyone groans and God knows what you [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► mean but the confusion of whether that [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► movie or the series called Star Wars is [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► George Lucas's fault and he made that [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► decision and it came out in April 10 [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► 1981 and if he'd done anything else and [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► just left that will be called Star Wars [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► everything would be better we call to [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► start two wars star wars ER start with [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► the motion picture first one is star [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► wore the sequel star wore out that for [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► you and the stars and more until [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► everyone is a great star wars list [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► alright these are great uh you know [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► nobody has disappointed me John what's [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► up people of the stolen a lot of my [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► stuff so I got back from my backup Syria [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► think I'm gonna have to know it's a swap [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► of the order here and i'm going to go [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► with adding java to Mos Eisley in a new [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► hope also noticed [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► also on my list right so that was filmed [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► like it's originally filmed him he [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► wanted to do it come with the big guy [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► wearing the the fur coat and everything [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► and you know now we have the technology [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► we go back and we can add that scene [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► kind of like the grito seen it looks [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► really bad another two versions of this [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► both of them look really bad because it [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► was shot with you know Harrison Ford [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► walking around the guy with the fur coat [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► and so they lay in Java not really to [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► the right scale because he's got to kind [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► of fit in the shot with him [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► yeah and then they have him walk behind [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► him and go over his tail and this crazy [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► cut-and-paste where they floats up in [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► the air goes back down like so that says [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► the terriblest but also it's pointless [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► because it doesn't add any urgency to [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► haunt situation like we we know he's on [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► the run we always got problems us seeing [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► the person who he owes money to branches [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► down the tension up because Java is not [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► impressive or intimidating or scary and [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► and if you're a crime lord you don't [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► show up yourself right that's why grito [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► is there it's like there's a bounty on [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► him job doesn't come out there and slid [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► his way into the hangar and and give him [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► a stern talking-to and then he goes on [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► his way it undercuts the entire thing [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► and it looks terrible and when I think [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► of what they've done to that the you [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► know to the entire trilogy but [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► specifically the star wars it really [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► bothers me that the that scene is there [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► like I just I just really just skip over [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► don't watch it [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► dialogue wise it's very clear that at [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► some point after they shot the job scene [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► they realize they were going to use it [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► and move dialogue into the grito scene [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► and so there's duplicated dialogue it [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► literally makes no sense that they have [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► the same conversation twice they added [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► it back in didn't trim the dialogue in [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► the gross in which is fine because they [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► shouldn't do that but it you watch it as [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► a you know vaguely attentive viewer and [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► you can see they're just saying the same [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► things again it doesn't make any sense [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► it should not be in the movie it [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► undercuts to return of the jedi because [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► return the Jedi seeing job of the fact [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► that you know that's a reveal and why [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► would render it looks now it's tied [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► together job isn't just made up of the [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► third movie was in the first movie look [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► here is we knew exactly what he was [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► going to like you know you didn't he had [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► a gun for code and that's a reveal for [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► the third movie like say it's just it's [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► terrible when it's it's more of a [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► the suspense kind of thing anyway you [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► know it's like it's like the third man [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► he almost Harry Lime almost never shows [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► up in the movie until the very end and [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► everybody talks about him and you hear [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► about Mandy's menacing as a result is [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► the same thing with Jabba if all you [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► have for these minions coming after solo [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► and then you know then it's like in the [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► third movie now we have job you know now [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► it's serious [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► where is this it's like oh he's he's [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► small enough that he can go and visit [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► him in the hangar [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► he's an ugly sad fucking slut guy I get [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► it yeah yeah I've been quiet because I [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► completely agree with everything [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► everybody said i would just like to just [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► gonna pile on and say that this is awful [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► but uh as John said they've done this [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► twice and it still looks terrible and i [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► don't know how many more times they need [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► to do it because i'm not even sure they [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► could do it well if they gave it another [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► shot because it just the movement that [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► is required to replace the actor that's [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► there is so unjust alike from what you [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► see in return of the jedi that ate it [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► would never [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► conceptually function because you still [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► have something that small and moving too [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► fast and you still have Harrison Ford [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► hopping over the back of it i just don't [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► think you're ever gonna get this angel [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► to work at all and I so I I don't even [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► think it's a thing of being overly [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► ambitious with the tools he had i think [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► it was it was something where it's just [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► like oh yeah these pieces will not fit [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► together at all so I should just abandon [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► I'm willing to forgive everything that [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► scene except Harrison forward being [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► clearly just moved up as he goes oh yes [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► just translated he levitates the total [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► two down.of alright David lure it's your [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► turn for a travesty that was a change [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► what do you have [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► well I'm everything has been on my list [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► so far so I'm just crossing off going [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► down and and I actually have a few more [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► but the the 1i think I'm gonna go with [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► because it drove me nuts in the theater [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► at the moment watching special editions [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► every scene that they can shove things [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► in in every section of the frame drove [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► me nuts [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► you know i mean okay yes yes make Mos [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► Eisley bigger yes have all these [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► creatures yes add more ships in the [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► background two scenes but not so many [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► you know and there's so many moving [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► hearts that they throw in there that [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► it's hard to focus once you have you [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► know once you're on the streets of Mos [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► Eisley you have all these things walking [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► around and walking in front walking [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► behind and you know it's like stop it [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► I know you can do this but do it better [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► You Know have an editor have someone say [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► no no not not 30 like five and five [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► things five is good maybe the opening [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► shot and what most isolated is the best [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► example I think of just there's too much [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► stuff there [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► yeah that was the final thing on my list [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► dinosaurs do not make Mos Eisley seem [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► you can see ya in a slapstick robots [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► it's supposed to be a backwater right [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► like it seems always a negative [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► it just seems like I don't know if you [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► look at the circus is in town [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► I don't mind a few more bad guys it's a [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► wretched hi it's like he wants to make [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► it into two like Casablanca but with you [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► know dinosaurs as if they didn't have [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► enough background characters to [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► merchandise they're like oh great we're [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► doing opportunity [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► yeah painful these are all great and [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► terrible at the same time David Sparkes [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► what do you have what so what's a [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► special edition change that you do not [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► approve of [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► well first of all I I second every pic [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► so far should think what one that struck [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► me like a in the theater just like what [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► the heck did they do is the song Jedi [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► rocks minus 1 take it was on my list too [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► yeah yeah i mean there but the song they [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► played in Jabba's palace originally was [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► kind of in universe felt like it then [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► they put this Jedi rocks thing which [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► makes no sense because there's no Jedi [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► around at this point how could who's [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► left to rock and and then the CGI [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► character that they created for it is is [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► terrible and the whole thing is just the [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► CGI character could be described as a as [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► a bad actor you could do it with that [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► character that it is just that the guy [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► who liked keeps coming up to the camera [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► and backing off and the other moment [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► we'll see Jackie here is that hole yeah [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► it's terrible [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► random guy could you take it down from [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► like 11 [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► really playing this card and it led even [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► do a shot where he opens up his mouth [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► and you see us alive in the back of his [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► foot [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► yes they couldn't do like ray-traced [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► reflective slice which is this mushy [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► almost no glue like metallic thing it's [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► it's gross [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► uh is it is really disturbing i just [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► don't know what a just makes me you're [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► suddenly in the Looney Tunes cartoon or [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► something else [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► Newman and his tonsils like that's not [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► that's not a thing we do is start what [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► happened here to read we change on a [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► frozen and you just can't get the scene [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► is that a great scene as as I grew up [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► with it but then it like just takes you [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► out and it's terrible [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► max Reeboks maximo gets like totally [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► sideline he would get a couple shots but [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► he is everybody's favorite blue alien [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► bandleader and he's totally just a [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► puppet sorry Bloo adium bandleader [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► puppet and he's totally sidelined in the [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► in the redo to which is no good so yet [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► and even the makeup on the new backup [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► singers it doesn't look anything like [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► the rest of the film [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► well my choice is also a musical [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► replacement in Return of the Jedi [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► oh cuz you know what I'll i want you but [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► the end I want you know at the end I [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► don't want orchestral music and shots of [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► planets from the prequels as the final [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► victory is celebrated in you know I [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► don't [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► yup knob you know it was a weird choice [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► and all that but expect we spent two [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► hours with those little teddy bears on [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► their little forest moon we're gonna go [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► with you dub and into a race d climax of [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► this great trilogy and replace it with [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► kind of some new music and a lot of [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► fireworks because everybody's got [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► fireworks ready to go in case of [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► anything good happens anywhere and the [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► shots of khorasan and all that you know [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► what a what a UH a bitter way to end the [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► watching the special edition trilogies [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► to have the the final capper be this [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► kind of generic rewrite and promotion of [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► material from the prequel trilogy it [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► doesn't make any sense with what we know [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► now right like because it's not like [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► everybody was just like a the Empire's [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► done [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► yeah right like that that make that made [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► no sense to me at the time because all [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► of a sudden you realize like how did the [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► news get from like all the way over [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► there and then everyone's like oh yeah [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► we're free like there's still a ton of [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► people left like the Empire still around [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► so yeah we always struck me as very like [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► a hollow victory thing and so it was [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► weird to have it like echoed over all [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► these planets [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► yeah at and including Coruscant doesn't [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► make any sense that wasn't setting and [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► committed any of these films are you and [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► the ones that i didn't know that I had [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► my list that didn't come out by the way [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► were r2d2 hiding behind the cgi rocks [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► redoubling of Boba Fett's voice with the [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► and with the actor who did Jango Fett [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► from the original prequels and of course [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► the placement of hayden christensen as a [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► horse yeah it among the many disastrous [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► things that happened at the end of [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► Return of the Jedi return of jedi for a [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► movie that would seem to not have that [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► many changes at first glance and then [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► you realize know it i think it fares the [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► worst of all of the movies in terms of [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► the changes that they made yeah they're [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► a lot like they tried the hardest to [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► because I feel like maybe they felt like [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► that was the one they were most [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► dissatisfied with her that George was [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► most dissatisfied with and so it felt [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► like he charged tried really hard to [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► like make it better and it was like you [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► overcompensate [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► yeah you know that everybody wanted to [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► get hired for the prequel so they're [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► trying to outdo each other this is right [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► yeah we see the SES yes man you could [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► possibly be enough about Rick McCallum [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► the two things i had that didn't get [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► mentioned where the two to David's point [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► out the Masai changes the Empire changes [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► in Cloud City where they're running [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► around the lb suddenly outdoor carrot [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► the corridors which is just again [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► unnecessary and then there's that weird [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► scene that they shove in an empire where [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► he says bring my shuttle and I always [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► felt like that just it just totally [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► ruins the pacing yet I I that was [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► someone used footage from Return of the [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► Jedi they just like how will we get we [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► got an extra shuttle landing let's just [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► put it in here because we need to make [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► sure the audience knows how he got back [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► up to the ship happens like I don't know [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► how it's terrible it's such a bad scene [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► just because it ruins what again like [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► what is probably the best you know and [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► most coherent of all three of them light [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► is the most it's tightly edited like [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► Empire and so it's shoving that in there [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► all of a sudden you just get like [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► whiplash because you're like wait what I [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► was I was engaged in like that what's [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► going on down there [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► vampire one of the obscure things on my [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► list is the change of the line when our [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► to get spit out by the closure and sega [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► and the original line is dorky comedy [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► totally in fitting with that whole [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► setting which is you [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► you're lucky you don't taste very good [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► but just true he probably doesn't taste [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► very good and they replace that with you [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► were lucky to get out of there it was [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► not and is worse doesn't it [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► then again that is just totally puddling [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► it's like they shouldn't effort on that [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► I can't we don't know they didn't David [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► they did not like you're really it's not [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► on the right it's almost as if that [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► they're trying to say like do it [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► happening jokes that are corny and and [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► don't land we should fix those and they [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► misidentified one that is its it lands [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► just fine lands as well is every other [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► line in dega and I said we need to fix [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► that instead of punching it up they [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► basically got you know someone to come [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► in and punch down the script can you [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► punch that down [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► sure how about you were lucky to get out [TS]

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00:25:18 ◼   ► I think something like that involves [TS]

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00:27:02 ◼   ► alright let's move on to round two in [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► this round we will be picking the worst [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► retcon anything that was stated in film [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► and made later that changes our [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► understanding of something that came [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► before and just kick us off this time [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► will be Joe steel [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► ok so there are a lot of changes that I [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► disagree with and say things that just [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► reaching back altered something that I [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► really enjoyed one of those things is [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► the origin story for c-3po III don't [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► know why and you can need to build him i [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► don't know why having him in all three [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► of the first movies and then wiping his [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► mind and then saying he was there the [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► whole entire time but not really and [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► then having r2d2 along [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► I'm not wiping r2d2's mind and so he [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► knows all the stuff too and it's just [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► like this is a really strange choice IE [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► really up really bothered me because I [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► actually really like c-3po and I know [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► that he's not anyone's favorite [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► character except for probably but uh it [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► just didn't work and the rod puppet was [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► ridiculous and the reasons that he made [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► a protocol droid for his enslaved mother [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► are not Apple existent you know [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► yeah so is always my pic that's why was [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► my number one picture I wasn't saying [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► someone else added boy those minor [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► leagues API was inexplicable origin [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► no it's not gonna nobody remembers now [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► when you watch the original trilogy any [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► type c-3po systems like thank the maker [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► as he's sinking into the oil bath you [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► have yup yup come on the fader but it [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► does give you all these hilarious [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► conspiracy theories like there's a scene [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► in Empire where uh you know but with [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► that goes to shoot chewy when he's [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► freaking out in the carbonate chamber [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► and Darth Vader like pushes his gun down [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► and i had a friend suggested me like no [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► it's because he recognized the c-3po he [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► doesn't want to shoot c-3po like [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► stormtroopers already shy nobody's alive [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► at that point it's like it's like that's [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► a great conspiracy theory [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► alright c-3po I i agree it was on my [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► list too [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► yea Monty what what's your bad redcon c3 [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► feels ok but I like r2d2 you know i like [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► about rtd to use this cool robot who [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► rolls around everywhere and you can do a [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► lot of things [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► oh and by the way it turns out he can [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► fly he could've been flying this whole [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► time I mean that he could have avoided [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► that whole problem John was talking [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► about with the catcher in the swamp all [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► it is it the jags that is that fuel they [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► never refilled them [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► yeah maybe it was just broken he well [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► maybe it was like c-3po we're gonna wipe [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► your mind already do [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► it's like what's the rocket pack gonna [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► be five min and James Bond get oil [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► slicks he's got a booster rockets there [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► i think he was here all along tax come [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► out behind him by the time you get to [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► clone wars the cartoon which is still [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► cannon he's flying all the time [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► consuming just completely ran out of [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► rocket fuel [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► just before episode 4 which is why he [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► couldn't just fly over all those sand [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► dunes and avoid all the Jawas i do [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► teachers ability to fly affects a lot of [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► scenes [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah alright John what's a bad [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► redcon you're gonna disqualify this is [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► not a red card but i think it doesn't [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► have a little bit of supporting evidence [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► in the much-hated prequels Padme dies [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► during childbirth pretty inexplicably of [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► a broken heart of sadness losing the [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► will to live [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► never happens with the robot honest and [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► that's a problem because in return of [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► the jedi Alaska she remembers her mother [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► just a little bit she says she died when [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► I was very young [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► yeah very young apparently you know what [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► do you remember about her she says just [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► images really feelings well she could [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► have seen pictures of her because she [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► was very beautiful kind but sad you you [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► never spoke to her you never knew her [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► and it's it's weird that if your mother [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► died during childbirth that they would [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► tell you when you know like it doesn't [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► it doesn't make any sense [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► so I is considered a retcon and it's a [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► dumb retcon because by the time the [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► prequels end we don't we don't need we [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► don't need to see her die we know that [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► she's had these twins and their split up [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► and but you know she could die [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► there's so many different ways you can [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► die and decide you're gonna die you know [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► because the plot says you're going to [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► for reasons we won't get into with these [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► terrible medical drugs that could be [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► should be sued for malpractice across [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► the galaxy because they're so bad at [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► their job [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► yeah it's a it's just upsetting you're [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► right that is absolutely a retcon [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► because I thought about that many times [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► and in fact i have a pic later on my [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► draft board that is related to this very [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► idea so yes yes later remembers her [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► mother and you could argue that maybe [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► that that's a that's a her adopted [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► mother if Jimmy Smits let's say he says [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► he looks as your real mom I don't [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► remember is already know it's you yeah [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► it doesn't mail this ends nailed it [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► absolutely agree a hundred plus the [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► Padme stuff in episode 3 is terrible on [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► so many different levels and and in this [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► case totally unnecessary and contradicts [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► the cannon what that that was that was [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► also on my list are David what's your [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► read con there's one big giant bullseye [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► that I'm surprised it's still on the [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► board but I couldn't leave it on the [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► board because the one that drove me [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► crazy was a red conning boba fett yes it [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► did was was Boba Fett to cool did did we [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► have to like give him this huge tragic [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► backstory and make him a sad little [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► whiny kid upset at the the Jedi for [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► decapitating his dad wait a minute why [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► he seems a little harsh I'd be sad if [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► that happens [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► we have true true but but did we need to [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► see that isn't it ok free him to just be [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► a bounty hunter [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► I mean boba fett boba fett barely lived [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► up to his hype in the original movies [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► because you know he gets he gets the I [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► keep it gets knocked into the Sarlacc [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► goodness the Sarlacc thank you [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► you know how pathetic is that he has [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► like one really cool moment in the [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► original movies but now you know he's [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► just oh yeah let me tell you by the way [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► just as an aside since we've been [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► talking about red cards and changes of [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► all the things they did return of the [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► jedi how the hell did they not show a [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► shot of Boba Fett cool crawling out of [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► the Sarlacc that stage everybody wanted [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► to see I don't do that [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► boba fett doesn't need a tragic [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► backstory can you not just be a bounty [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► hunter does he have to have it pass [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► intertwined with the rest of everybody [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► in the universe whose in this movie [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► no no he doesn't David Sparkes what's [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► your worst redcon well thanks David I [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► think you can help me out by not picking [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► the obvious one because when I was nine [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► years old when this movie came out i [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► believe that i had the force inside of [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► me i'm almost certain i moved to spoon [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► I certainly tried enough and I always [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► felt like it was this mystical thing and [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► turns out you just need a blood test and [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► if you got these midi-chlorians then you [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► have the forest and if not tough luck [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► buddy that just crushed me when I saw [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► that that that was the point for me in [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► episode one where i went from well maybe [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► this will get better to know this is [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► going to be a terrible experience for me [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► and I have never recovered from that why [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► on earth did they do that why did they [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► have to put a blood test in for the [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► force be add a little salt layer of [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► science on your totally magic thing [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► that's still totally magic but now it [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► has some science on top of the magic [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► I hate the midi-chlorian so much me that [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► in my mind that I just pretend they [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► don't exist and i bet you're never going [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► to hear the word again and it's in [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► movies [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► I didn't have that on my list is not i'm [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► a big mclaren defender but logically [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► speaking it made some sense to me [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► in that the force is strong in my family [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► is a whole big thing it's inherited [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► so if you have that you know it sounds [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► like there should be a genetic component [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► to it otherwise why would follow family [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► lines and it also makes some vague kind [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► of sense that in this earlier age when [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► they were more Jedi around and it wasn't [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► so mysterious that they had a better [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► handle on [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► hey this force is strong in your family [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► and it's an inherited thing that we know [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► how that works kind of the ages and that [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► much earlier it's only like 18 years [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► earlier [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► you've got like Harry Potter right we're [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► like you have bloodlines that have like [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► Wizarding powers and in some ways that's [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► done better than its time here because [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► here they try to apply something stupid [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► yeah i mean like the worst thing about [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► it i think is that it's brought into the [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► story as a more concrete version of what [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► you already knew with that it's in [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► hereditary but they never do anything [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► with it no it's not as if that is [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► pivotal to the rest of the story that is [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► this important that in this universe we [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► in this phase of history we know exactly [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► how this works and sees midi-chlorians [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► because that's not that's not part of [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► the plot at all it's just like hey we [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► can nail this down further and then move [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► on with our dumb story i just feel like [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► it would've been so much better if it [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► didn't exist [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► it just doesn't have anything I'd rather [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► be so mysteriously it's not measurable [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► it's something you you know people that [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► can wield the force can feel it and [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► other people but you can't take a blood [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► test I don't know just a qualifying just [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► defends me at so many levels [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► I'm surprised they didn't show that [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► scene in the force awakens where when [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► Ray arrives at the rebel base she's [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► immediately given a blood test for [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► midi-chlorians strangely that didn't [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► seem to happen [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► dan what's your choice for worst redcon [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► a lot of good the ones that are on my [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► list of been taken off the table but i'm [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► going to pick one that's a little weird [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► but it bothered me a little bit and that [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► is the stottah Lynn consistency and lack [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► of understanding about force ghosts [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► which is this thing right in the in the [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► original trilogy you know we want dies [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► his body disappears he shows up later as [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► a ghost Yoda dies body disappear shows [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► up later as ghosts or theater dies [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► alright well we don't really know what [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► happened there it's kind of weird be [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► still shows up later as it goes like you [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► about the body's gone only the suit is [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► being cooked at that point again [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► yeah I guess it's just a you wanna you [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► wanna you wanna BBQ your suit is quite [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► gone dies in episode 1 and not so much [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► anything happens with that and as I [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► recall is the time there was this whole [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► question about it and they're like oh my [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► god actually the one who figures out [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► like he can become a force ghost and [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► you'll see that later [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► it never gets gone back into EndNote in [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► the prequels it gets alluded to in clone [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► wars i believe a and even then and [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► rebels i think a little bit too maybe [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► and even then it doesn't entirely make [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► sense and so it's kind of weird because [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► you have this whole idea and I guess [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► they decided well why aren't there are a [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► million Jedi ghost running around all [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► the time which does seem to present its [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► own problems but I always felt like it [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► just bothered me that they're like me [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► all the Jedi in the original trilogy [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► seem to be able to do this and none of [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► the Jedi in you in the prequel seem to [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► be able to do this and what what why [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► like you know again I don't want stuff [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► over explain like oh they had a really [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► high midi-chlorian count i guess they [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► could do this but you know the idea even [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► that there was some sort of discipline [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► or whatever that they learned that allow [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► them to do this it just it's weird it's [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► weird inconsistent and I felt like they [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► tried to say oh no we totally know why [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► that is and then like never actually [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► explain why it was so well I realize [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► that's a little nitpicky but it was [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► either that or their pronunciation of [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► course aunt which I hate it when and [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► kind of related redcon for me with the [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► force ghost is you know why is it in the [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► new return of the jedi that you know why [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► is it Alec Guinness and old Yoda and [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► hayden christensen yeah doesn't make any [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► sense why is before this gray truck did [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► David obviously there's a lot of [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► questions about like if you lose your [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► arm in real life and then you become a [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► force ghost do you get your arm back [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► that I think are left are left [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► unanswered but the having a you die in [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► the game dude I don't realize it [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► guys this is all covered in that [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► youngling Jedi class [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► okay good uh I i think the reality is [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► that Lucas didn't really know what to do [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► with the if you strike me down I shall [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► become more powerful than you probably [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► could possibly imagine and was like yeah [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► we'll just [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► finesse that not talking about hatch he [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► doesn't see that powerful voice overs [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► and he whispers at people that's his [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► best for very inspirational do you feel [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► like he's dissing Anakin's imagination [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► there's like yeah you suck it Matt [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► yonder you're gonna be ghosts whispering [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► and Luke's here [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► yeah okay you got me that he was pivotal [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► to the for the trench shoring up his [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► look in theory would have missed if you [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► just tried to use the computer so Ben's [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► like some the district and I really good [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► time if you strike me down I will become [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► more pivotal than you can possibly that [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► it was it was just a mistranslation [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► there was no way he was gonna fit in the [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► x-wing behind Luke whispering to him [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► like so he had to be a ghost in order [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► for that to work but his force ghost [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► helped it go into the right spot to [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► that's house although that was all Luke [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► Luke you know you gotta slow the film [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► down you can see ghostly Alec Guinness [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► out there pushing the torpedo sideways [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► yeah that's right yeah and I'd also [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► argue that you him getting them to yoga [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► was super important to her but oh yeah [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► either but your phone kind of phone that [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► one is like going to do system.out [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► vastly that fast power more than you can [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► imagine but not really anyway I here's [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► mine a lot of good choices here I think [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► the one that I'm gonna go with that's [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► left on the board is in the original [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► trilogy obi-wan tells Luke your father [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► was a great pilot when I met him there [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► is a serious implication that obi-wan [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► meets Anakin Skywalker when they are [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► young men and then episode one comes and [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► not only do they meet when he's just a [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► little kid but that little kid now [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► because of that dialogue has to already [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► be a great pilot from which we get [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► podracing and the accident launch of the [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► spaceship that he flies around and all [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► these other completely ridiculous things [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► that happen completely ruining the idea [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► that they met as young men and he was [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► already an established pilot at that [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► point and instead now he's a child [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► prodigy slave kid from a desert planet [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► who somehow has become a great pilot [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► because mid maybe midi-chlorians I don't [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► know maybe they work that way on his day [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► off from being a slave he takes flying [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► lessons clearly plus it totally screwed [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► the you and mcgregor kind [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► screen with a little bit because he's [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► clearly supposed to be much younger in [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► episode 1 than he actually is right like [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► I think he's supposed to be like a [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► teenager essentially yeah because their [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► day when he gets older they see and and [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► Anakin end up being more like peers [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► right and yet if if you you and McGregor [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► is his actual age there which is [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► probably like 30 probably like it [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► doesn't really make any sense anymore [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► yeah well it's like I'm $1 age it goes [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► back to live Lucas's misguided concept [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► for episode 1 which was Colette show [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► Anakin when he's like a eight-year-old [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► kid and it's just a huge it's a huge [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► mistake and everything else comes out of [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► that decision but this is an example [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► where like it's very clear and dialogue [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► you can you can fake it and so they did [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► fake it but there's no way that this is [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► what was intended and what was supposed [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► to be in people's minds when when that [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► dialogue is in the first movie hate it [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► hate it [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► yeah let's move on to round 3 in this [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► round I'm going to ask you to pick [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► something that's dumb [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► in the original trilogy and and I i'm [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► going to specify before it was meddled [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► with something that's original to the [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► original trilogy that you think maybe [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► it's not so good [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► Monty now people have internalised [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► justifications for this but they are [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► ok wen Han Solo says the Millennium [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► Falcon made the Kessel run on left and [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► follow our sex that is not because he [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► was good at navigating near black holes [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► that wasn't because he was delivering to [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► moving ships it's because George Lucas [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► doesn't know what a parsec is I'm sure [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► he does now and I don't receive any way [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► they put they put the Kessel run in 12 [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► parsecs line into the force awakens just [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► to Jabba people like me but it's just a [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► fundamental mistake and for all the [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► times they've messed with the dialogue [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► to fix things they could have fixed this [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► it's just dumb are 64 distance not time [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► you know if they fix that I would have [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► been one of the things I complain about [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► no there's no pleasing everybody agree [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► especially me [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► it's just sort of two too late to fix it [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► it's become kind of iconic which is why [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► it's great that they do that reference [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► in the force awakens but yeah [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► anybody who knows anything about like [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► astronomy knows [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► parsecs is distance it's a but the [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► retcon like the right kind of the [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► nerdiest of all red cons because it can [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► be read con because you can say well you [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► just assume that the run that what you [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► want to do on a run is doing the least [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► amount of time but that's that's you [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► know that's just your assumption in fact [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► and then they you know yeah it and [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► explain away right with Lucan all the [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► details of that clearly Harrison Ford [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► learn this line phonetically and [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► assuming that it made sense my own head [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► Canon is that he says it and obi-wan [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► gives them this look like yeah pull the [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► other one like he's testing them to see [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► how much they actually know about flying [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► at the speakership when I realized that [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► is totally headcanon yeah i'll be want [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► to chew our old pals so they don't even [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► need that yeah that's not my god why [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► pick that well ok John something that's [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► done in the original trilogy actually [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► had trouble trying to think of this [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► because I have something that feels [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► about Derek original trilogy that like I [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► mean because it's phrased as dumb right [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► yeah and so there's not much the dome [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► where technology except interpreted as [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► you want [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► I handful of things but everything is [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► the robot could be a robot you never [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► know to just take a shot my number one [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► is no metal for Chuy yep I why is that [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► dumb [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► um so there's is the obvious things like [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► looking there's a certain number of [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► people who are up there on the stage who [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► were pivotal in the victory here and [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► they're getting medals and she is there [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► and he is important is the copilot [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► Millennium Falcon I was pivotal to the [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► victory right to let Luke take the shot [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► but no metal for him and it just kind of [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► feels kind of a not racist butts pcs [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► whatever the word is 44 [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► it's racist no spaces yeah space races [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► know right but more broadly like no [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► metal for Chuy's is the the capsule [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► summary this but more broadly in the end [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► of a new hope it's a celebratory endings [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► you're supposed to feel happy that they [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► blew up the Death Star but two ended in [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► a medal ceremony is a little on the nose [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► like a lot of people died during the [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► assault on the Death Star and the rebels [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► are victorious but it is is the right [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► note to be like forget all those people [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► had died reward the [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► two heroes of the movie with like with [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► metals like and they're so happy to get [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► the metals and they're just smiling and [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► I mean it should be a little bit more [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► someone saying they should have like a [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► down or anything like oh all the rebels [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► have died because we have a vampire for [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► that but just just thinking about the [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► medal ceremony in general made me think [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► that but if you're gonna have a medal [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► ceremony two against one [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► he's standing right there put around his [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► neck so it's not like they have even won [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► the whole war right like that's kinda [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► kind of celebrating before before they [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► really put the cap on it [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► there are Millennials they need to get [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► rewarded after everything jury yeah you [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► did such a good job long up at that star [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► but the tester could kill a planet i [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► think they are entitled to a little [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► ceremony little ceremony I just feel [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► like it's at odds with him being like a [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► scrappy little rebellion they've got [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► like everybody lined up they've got this [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► very like procedure this protocol [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► they've taken the time to make metals [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► can't they melt that down and use it for [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► war material and some sort on it was [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► like going to go into like the school [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► play but your kids not in it you just [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► gotta stand there at attention with all [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► time that went slowly because the metals [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► around these two people's necks and they [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► just don't get the truth is everyone [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► just wants to leave she should at least [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► get a participation trophy the solemn [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► memory of like memorial for those who [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► died in the mission that happened before [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► we we cut to that in the slideshow [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► showing Porkins yeah it's alright hold [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► your applause till the end didn't chewy [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► probably fire the laser shot that sent [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► Darth Vader spinning away from the Death [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► Star [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► I think that's what's under spinning [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► away was the other type of them into the [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► laser shot the ways it's right there was [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► a bank shot is a bit of a bank shut the [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► laser had one tie fighter than you know [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► typewriter saw that his friend had [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► swerved off course and he freaked out [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► and bumped into her later yep [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► really boy that's major was a much [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► better pilot when he was a young kid [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► yeah turns out alright David something [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► that's done in the original trilogy [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► well my my wife went because I i sent [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► all these to my wife because she was [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► always the bigger star wars fan in the [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► house and of course the prequels killed [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► that she's totally done now and but I [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► said you know here's some things and her [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► her first reaction was he walks and i [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► said no i'm not saying he walks know [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► my-my one dumb thing is [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► is again boba fett slamed us i mean even [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► in the original trilogy you know all the [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► hype we had for him and and all of all [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► when he really acts cool when he's [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► really effective is in the holiday [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► special in the cartoon and in the movies [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► he's pretty much he's standing around he [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► gets his orders he standing around again [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► he doesn't exactly capture anybody and [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► then he gets knocked into the Sarlacc [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► pit you're selling short he an empire he [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► has this time the sunday he they have a [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► group of bounty hunters who are tasked [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► with this and the group bounty hunters [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► presumably goes out to try to do what [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► they're all tasked with doing but he's [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► the only one who knows [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► did see that the console is going to [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► flow with the garbage he is clever and [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► he is a worthy adversary for harm but [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► the only thing he did was hide in the [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► garbage and everything yeah yeah he [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► didn't he didn't actually capture [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► anybody when they get to cloud city [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► there's Vader you know I mean there's no [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► no well you know what he did his job was [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► no one else could find him and he was [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► smart it shows him being that the [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► smartest and most capable of the bounty [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► hunters and a Jedi a totally undercuts [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► that but and then he gets knocked into a [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► monster by a blind guy he actually is [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► accidentally partnership in the garbage [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► chute it was definitely all right [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► Boba Fett is a yeah you know return to [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► China he's not so great he is he's good [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► at Empire Sparky what is your pick [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► um like John i love these movies so much [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► the original moves this was a hard one [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► for me to but because i watch them off [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► and there's one logic problem i have [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► every time i watch the movie they leave [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► the Death Star and Leia says they're [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► tracking us that was too easy so then [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► let's go straight to the rebel hideout [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► if I think what why did they do that [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► why didn't they go get a different ship [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► or you know I don't understand why if he [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► knew they were tracking us straight to [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► the plate the last place in the universe [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► you want them to find no one listens the [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► women that's why they're tracking us [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► yeah okay alright I think about that [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► every time because the whole reason the [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► Death Star is about to blow up their [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► their moon is because they went back [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► there they let them and they know it and [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► they know it and they still go back [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► there but the only one who knows those [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► land she is not able to convince the [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► others he says you call that easy [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► it's gonna don't forget it i think [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► that's it's the third act they should [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► have just gone somewhere in like retire [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► heard settle down in Iceland moon well [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► they could they could like a ditch the [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► rebellion you do it staged the falken [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► briefly and I searched it or deactivate [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► which the falken what you just said mind [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► the park it somewhere in a junkyard and [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► then get back later I don't know I'm [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► sorry ginger said that was too easy but [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► didn't go the extra step of saying [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► they're tracking us so you know they [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► didn't believe her once they arrived at [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► the rebel base and layers if not in [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► charge at least one of the bigwigs in [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► command she could have said now that [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► we've landed please have your tech crews [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► come on board and search for tracking [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► devices name is probably that too late [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► it's not too late because apparently the [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► death star can go from system to system [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► but once against the system it takes at [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► least what 10-15 minutes at getting [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► inside of the road hyperspace is not [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► precise like that [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► well there's an intern who jumped them [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► into the wrong side of the system that's [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► right that's like asking to take us like [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► what at least 25 minutes that the inside [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► of the rebel base just enough time for a [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► trench run again ah damn what's a dumb [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► thing from the original trilogy alright [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► okay i had a lot of trouble with this 12 [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► we're making it hard Monty suggested [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► this because he's a monster and I think [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► that exercise for everyone [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► he's on monkeys on my monster list now [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► it's because i feel bad for the special [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► editions and the prequels which had many [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► people working on them and all they get [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► is dumped on I want the old movies [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► dumped on cap [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► ok so here's what i came up with it's [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► actually fairly big one but i think it [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► and maybe people will be able divided on [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► this but i think the the thing that [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► bothers me one of the most about the [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► original trilogy is the Lucani a love [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► triangle [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► yeah that's on my list for exactly the [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► reasons I think we all like realize [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► which is that George Lucas once again [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► did not know what he was setting out to [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► do when he started this off and so yeah [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► it makes a certain amount of sense to [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► have Luke you know catapult across the [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► galaxy by this you know beautiful young [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► woman etc but like the whole especially [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► when that it goes up a notch in empire [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► with the kiss like it for everybody who [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► seemed like the first time I guess your [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► watch that you'll be like oh that's fine [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► like not knowing what's coming next but [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► the million times that you really watch [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► it after that it's just awkward [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► every single time and it's not even that [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► convincing of a love triangle because [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► like honestly once that part passes [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► is like II nobody's really under any [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► illusions that lady is gonna end up with [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► anybody other than Han Solo I feel like [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► and you know it provides some tension [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► towards the end but like you know that [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► even that last scene where the way [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► explain sohan that Lucas his brother [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► like he's are like starts smiling but at [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► the same time you feel like you maybe [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► should be a little bit more disturbed [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► about it so I don't know it struck me as [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► a no and I understand you know this is a [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► saga there's the romance and epic and [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► you know I think it's unnecessary [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► I think they could have been executed in [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► a way that did not necessarily leave you [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► with that awkward taste in your mouth at [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► the end of the of the trilogy and so I [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► also don't think it provides anything [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► super interesting in terms of luke and [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► Hans characters when it comes to that [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► like I don't think you know it provides [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► enough tension that it feels like it [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► provides interesting drama [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► it just sort of provides a weird [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► obstacle that seems very artificial and [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► you know most of all as i said like [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► George Lucas they clearly didn't plan [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► this one up front it feels like and so [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► it makes for some very awkward awkward [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► scenes and I can never stop imagining [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► this like just thinking about the [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► sponsor of the mind's eye book and well [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► yeah Luke is like daydreaming about haha [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► so it makes it so awkward so very [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► awkward so I feel like you there's a [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► better way to execute on some of the [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► ideas that need to happen from this [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► without having to get as involved in [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► this really really awkward love triangle [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► but it's like it I can give it a pass in [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► episode 4 episode 5 they should have had [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► it all figured out and they should have [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► known that doesn't make sense it is on a [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► blood test guys haha you have a lot of [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► midi-chlorians and you're related and [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► it's only briefly it's only kind of [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► alluded to an empire right because it's [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► just the Yoda there is another line he [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► doesn't find out she's actually a sister [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► until yeah but don't you think that [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► helps a lot like this that I think that [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► helps me a lot of it like that the the [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► revelation that the kissing and the [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► revelation don't happen in the same [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► movie that they they have the first [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► movie we got nothing [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► they got the second movie where you got [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► kissing and a reference but still still [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► nothing and then they wait to the whole [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► third movie which yes does ripple [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► backward in time make you think the case [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► is creepy but its way [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► better dribble back in time for 93 1982 [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► rebel back from you know two hours into [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► the movie 2 30 minutes the problem is [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► obi-wan is there the whole time and [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► knows all of us doesn't tell me ya guys [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► come on [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► agreed and well you know he's a force [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► ghost but he's got places to go to I [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► mean he's not there or you wouldn't like [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► us don't have time for that extra sense [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► go to take a bar by the way later Susan [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► was just waving supermarkets like oh and [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► i gotta stop off here you know you must [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► go today was an ok I'm but this market [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► are two could have told them once he [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► knows once Luke knows he sits on that [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► information while they go off on [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► definition it's just like okay yeah just [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► ask me about it again sometime [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► oh yeah that's that's why hon finds out [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► you know he's my brother his first [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► question should have been ok how long [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► have you had this information is known [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► as the entire time I've known you or did [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► you find out like three seasons ago [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► because that's important as for everyone [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► maybe he had a really attractive sister [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► too [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► we don't know boy uh hey Joe [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► tell me something that's dumb in the [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► original trilogy ok well i am just go [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► with something probably doesn't bother a [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► lot of people but at Luke's Luke's [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► planned to rescue hahn at the beginning [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► of Return of the Jedi doesn't make a [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► tremendous amount of sense to me when I [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► tried a diagram out the order of how [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► these things were supposed to go [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► including the part where Lando and [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► Chewbacca went to Jabba's palace and [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► c3po even has a line at the beginning [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► like though they never returned from [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► this awful place only Chewbacca is not [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► there and he seemingly never was but [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► Lando infiltrated it and then she [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► becomes later and so now Luke is risking [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► four of his friends and then lay also [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► comes in and then Luke finally also [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► comes in it's just like this seems [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► really dangerous for a lot of reasons [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► because they're there's all kinds of [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► things that could have happened [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► something tripped and fell and died [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► you don't you know if they was it is [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► really precarious formal logic [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► perspective java could have just had [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► enough of c-3po and and killed him like [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► pretty abruptly to hit him a couple [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► times but it it doesn't seem like this [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► was well thought out at all it just [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► seems like the kind of thing [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► you would construct if you just wanted [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► to like keep bumping up the detention [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► for how dire the Straits were getting [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► for them and guess what I do [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► yeah just why there aren't very many of [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► them left [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► that's a really bad plan a part of the [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► plot point is that Luke is overconfident [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► to this point he is he is cocky as [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► compared to him and his low point in [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► Empire when he comes in the jedis like [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► he is totally he's talking about [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► everybody there that you don't know what [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► I could do it you know he finds out [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► pretty quickly it is in over his head he [TS]