83: Live From WWDC 2014, With Marco Arment, Casey Liss, John Siracusa, and Scott Simpson
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backstage and let you guys investigate your order online storage needs not
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gonna get started so the first part of the show i three very special guests
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have the guys from ATP Marco Arment John Siracusa and Casey less
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so we've got each gun Mikes nice soft leather they would put Casey in the
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middle like I was at the age of just just just sit there and look pretty for
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a while even even when they build themselves it's I think it's Marco
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Arment Casey listen john served by surname
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it flows really nicely that way you know the best for last
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the site and it kind of cheated so big I do we all agree this was a big WWDC a
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big game right everybody agrees
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yeah I was sitting in the press section two or three seats away from John and I
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took a picture to come up is it so dark in the area you know with the audience's
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stages but I got a picture of him looking happy amazing we were so
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disappointed because generally for the last few years it's been the three of us
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in the keynote and we were genuinely disappointed that we couldn't see his
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like victory dance and is seen as United I'm assuming that there was some sort of
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complete spaz attack that happened and we didn't experience I don't have much
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recollection of them had already tweeted earlier in the thing is this real life
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when he called Dr Dre that's like really go up to the reality is like wild
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exuberance from John is just like a big smile I should keep their pictures
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so they announced you know it so I forget the exact way they bring to but
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it was we've got to just SDK and it is the awkward thing where Tim Cook had to
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explain you know everybody hurts never heard of an SDK software development kit
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and then there's this weird thing there are words like come on come on really
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good explained with SDK is a developer conference I know that this is being
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simulcast to a hundred million people and there's price in these people don't
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really get it but come on but then you know it was real proud to announce today
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we're introducing a brand new programming language and I look over at
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John and it was still no reaction and then it was like I think his initial
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thought was there's gotta be a catch
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remember when he said that I remember is the audio earnings swift logo and i was
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just a very little recollection of just started I was happy I was just so happy
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that this is really happening and like everyone else is it like to write the
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green shirt like the smile just very slowly to spreads in I can only imagine
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I'm very jealous you got to witness first-hand
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it was the highlight of the keynote for me was seeing his reaction is there
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really wasn't I feel like then they they kind of immediately kind of framed it
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that way where it was sort of a if you've been following this platform long
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enough to hear new programming language and its gonna be another bridge is
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new programming language like new to you it's going to be Python are you going to
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elevate the Ruby you know or is it the real deal is it really a new Apple
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programming language custom-built for our brand marks and as a holy shit yes
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different different syntax not Objective C 4.0 you know all the things that they
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could have done it is the whole 2006 the whole debate amongst all this is why
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they need a new language they just look at how they've improved objective see
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nobody thought they were never settle the debate you know it's it's
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unequivocal looks on like Objective C in anyway so how much of you guys looked at
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swift so far only a little bit and I didn't go to did you know you went to
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the introduction to stress that if we had all just had time to read that big I
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books or PDF know a lot about it but we haven't but I bet if you read that you
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know more than you do from going to that section III pope
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I poked through a poster that bug little bits and pieces to see things that I
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thought were interesting and we were talking the other night about how
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closures are gonna be handled and whether or not you need to do memory
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stop and it turns out yeah you need to do that but I mean really I'm just
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thrilled that it's not parole because dealing with dealing with its own also
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dealing with the smugness
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just being there to enlist rubias Rubio Rubio visits my eye I want you guys
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shine but I listened ATP every week I don't need another episode is that the
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whole you complain about perot and no more prone last time we say that we have
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months of material for our show when is the last time I don't know if I did I'd
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like usual I've done the research when is the last time Apple introduced its
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own programming language off the top of my head I wanna say Apple script Dylan
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maybe ya dil in but Dylan never did it ship could you ever write an actual
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thing in the real world using it I don't know maybe not right
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discourse composer count for anything I don't think it's a program and I think
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Apple script was the last hyper talk no Apple script came after hyper talk talk
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with first I'm almost sure somebody someone in the chat room again right
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no I think I think about the card was like 1989 or so and Apple script came
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out and somewhere in a system seven years so it was i think im 71 right and
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i think that big picture . getting down to the nitty-gritty of the details of
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what Swift is actually like as a programming language zoom out and just
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kind of look at it and get the basics I really do think that it is a very
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happily programming language or at least representative of today's Apple to
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modernize gonna say like Dylan represents the nineties at all and and
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Apple script I think Apple script is very much of language and and by 1991 92
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Apple where you know the whole idea of we're not gonna make programmers happy
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we're going to be a regular people programmers just like the hippy dippy
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kind of academic language like I have a highfalutin idea and I'm gonna body that
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idea a beautiful language or whatever it whereas you know Swift is pragmatic it's
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it's Chris Lattner eyes like it is nine hundred percent like everything else
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they've done it like down brass tacks we need this thing to do X Y and Z and
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we're gonna make it and it's a little bit ugly we don't care
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totally pragmatic yeah and I compared my analogy is to the use of help that occur
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throughout the UI on iOS and now on on OS 10 Helvetica is a great fun and I i
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always been a big fan of it but it's also famously very plain fun some people
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a lot of people considered to be the most neutral find that exists that you
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know they call it's with typography but that it you know I think part of the
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reason that phrase even comes on not just at the Swiss use funds like
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Helvetica but that it's the sense of neutrality and when you use Helvetica
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for anything nobody ever says my god you're so clever you found this amazing
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fun that I never heard of its a very plain fun
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and I think what like when they first unveiled the iPhone I remember people
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complained about it that wow what an uninspiring choice Helvetica I think
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Swift is that kind of programming language where there's no real amazing
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complicated it's got a weird saris though like it is I think so at that
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point the edges I think the more you look into it the more you see some rain
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it's kind of more of a mongrel a medication like that like bats in the
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middle of right it's like Helvetica and they've added a couple of Apple's
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Pacific emo Jai right to the main Langer right to the main characters so you know
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you haven't looked at it yet so well you know I think it's not PHP you know I
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looked at you know for 10 minutes so none of us well there's random sample
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people here they didn't use much of it yet but none of us have really used it
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we're not going to know whether it's a good language or not for awhile you know
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it's gonna get it takes you have to almost master language to really know
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whether it's good or not and usually most languages are and you know
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categorically good or bad there's no blood money so I think right now you can
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look at it the same way that when a whole Russia programmers came to Iowa
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for the first time to make apps for the App Store in the big gold rush
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ever get to see what a weird language all these brackets everywhere and what
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the heck does that met the definition without that weird syntax and it looked
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weird and foreign to them but the language is actually much better than
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that once you get used to it with swift I think we're looking at it now and a
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lot of him saying this is amazing but it might actually being worse than we think
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because we aren't familiar with it yet it's probably gonna be better than we
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think but it's gonna take a while before any of us are familiar enough to really
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make that call I think it has the same effect is like the new look like iOS 7
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or are your sanity when I was saying this I went when they put Objective C up
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on the slides now have two scenes with her while you can't go back to look at
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the old like I mean it whether it's better and I like it is seen it such a
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huge leap over objectives in terms of capabilities and like compactness and
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expressiveness that it's really hard to go back and look at a DEC you see
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examples you see all this noise is not there and swift and I don't think I will
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ever be able to go back into my house with ends up maybe has terrible war
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surreal design problems or whatever it's clear that Apple's committed to it we're
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gonna be using it so it's also kind of weird that like a kind of came out as
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this fully formed idea and they mentioned they're going to revise it
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slightly over time with our feedback but it came out of nowhere and all of a
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sudden boom that's this pretty advanced language of tons of capabilities out of
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the blue and flick fully designed within this little you know subset very small
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subset of Apple Valley design here this is an early language period it came out
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and not only wasn't leagues or rumored it wasn't even on people's wish lists
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like you know
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there was one of us really I don't think any of us expected this would come out
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this year at all i mean many of us myself included didn't expect to get to
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see to be replaced for the next decade and you mentioned it specifically of
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that it's it's Tuesday we've only known about it for 36 hours or so can you not
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gonna say hey on when I rewrite the overcast download manager for the fifth
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time I'm going to use swift but you know but it does seem like it seems like one
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of the ways that I think it I wouldn't bet heavily on it
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working out and very quickly you know like in a way like that whatever you
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thought about the iOS 7 look when it first came out whether you loved it
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right away or you hate it or whatever I think a gyro in to the other week when
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you look back at the old iowa's it's who you know it's really looks bad it looks
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old and I think that it's not going to take long before Objective C takes on
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that look of my god
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already there is absolutely i mean during the presentations will flip back
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and forth between slides Objective C and slides and swift and just like jon said
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the moment you get back to Objective C it's like well that feels Christian
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familiar but that it's like an old girlfriend or boyfriend right you know
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it's like at the time that would but I really liked him or her but now ten
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fifteen years on who didn't do too well after that
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and I think that it's gonna get up take quickly is one is that there they still
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have all the same frameworks the frameworks are the same it's a new
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language on top of the framework so they're not saying we've introduced this
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new thing and it's all new and it's the next generation thing and you kinda have
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to go on and it wants and we've only done this much of its a fire it's
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already all of the frameworks and I think that's huge and it means that you
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can still think about starting the user right away and I think the other thing
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is the way that they're really encouraging and emphasizing a lucid I've
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seen so far just in the first day that you can start taking existing apps and
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just rewrite one class using swift and you know just go like that or just start
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adding your new you know new features in swift and keep the old said you don't
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have to rewrite the whole app you don't have to have a swift out for an object
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of Seattle they're just Coco apps and parts are written in Objective C in
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parts are written in swept this before with are going to two years ago some
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like that it was a similar situation where that's really cool thing and you
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can use it selectively here and there but clearly it's in everyone's best
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interests in Apple's best interest it's in our best interest to to embrace this
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and really run with it and so it's a very similar tact as to what what
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happened with are also pretty confident that you know if you think about I think
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the chances of this being a very good language or very high because you see is
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a very good language and in a lot of ways I I'm a big fan of it I know it I
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PHP but that's we all know but if you think about the the amount of thought
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and criticism that must have come to this language during its development
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from the people at Apple who decide what programming language they use those
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people are probably not only in very smart but also extremely critical and
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careful when making a change like this and so I think there it's very very
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likely to end up being a very good language because of how it came to be
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about the small group of people that have seen this visit has been so secret
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and some some groups inside Apple have been looking at it like I think
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developers here in the audience when they showed you dot dot dot dot dot and
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explain how they were different video right after they told you about how they
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don't have a cow falters in the case statements and require brackets on the
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absent but then we made a mistake but you're gonna regret twenty years from
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now made two different operators that differ by a period
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behave differently to make I don't think that would have survived by contact with
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the outside world and so it shows that the group that they have inside Apple
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like me i'm not saying it's like insulin but they have to keep secret for years
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alright timeout explain her reign job yet but there's thousands of people out
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there listening to the show later I'm talking to them so there's some called a
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range operator and you can write like the digital one dot dot dot 5 and that
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returns an array of 12345 it builds in with it knows if it are integers it
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knows that one in the middle are the dot dot dot and counting to the audience but
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if you only used to die if you do one dot dot 5 it doesn't return the last
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item it returns 1234 the missing dot means don't give me the last one and so
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no more dots includes more anyway I didn't come without uses just two dots
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worry about it but yeah but like no that's that's the type of mistake that
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makes me wonder about about it and they said that we reserve the right to change
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its syntax we hope will get feedback so it's not a big deal but like you know
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effects it really says something this feature is so bad it's not even in PHP
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aspects from anything even something visual and it I think Apple runs into
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this time and time again with the secrecy and the way you keep stuff
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secret is by keeping it a small team and not going outside the team and then the
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smaller the team the more likely that there's some sort of blind spot on the
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team and when we ever we see a major new initiative I think I was seven is a good
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example and I probably wasn't a super tightly held secret within the company
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but it was secret enough that there weren't screenshots that leaked and what
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they showed us a year ago at WTC had a couple of really glaring like really
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you're gonna go that in on the fun for mail that I can't see it it's not so
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much a blind spot is that the group that's doing it has a hierarchy and so
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even if there is a feedback within the group that we think this is a bad idea
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if enough people in charge don't think it is the overweight the masses whereas
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when you put it out to the public then it's you know what however many million
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I was programs out there sending feedback and that is like a week and
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there's no hierarchy among them it's just a you know that's the public
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telling all there is
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it's not it is not as straightforward as reporting relationships inside Apple
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corporate so so one of the other things I took away from the chemo yesterday is
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and I think it's fair I don't see how anybody could deny it I think it was a
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year ago at the All Things D conference now it's the rico conference but I think
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that's when Tim Cook said that he was gonna go double down on secrecy you know
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I think that the question was most all along the lines of hey you guys are so
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famously secretive but you've had some leaks are you guys going to open up some
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more is a no no we're going to double down on secrecy were more committed to
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another we think our customers like to have a surprise and we think
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competitively as to our advantages and then other stuff
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leaks you know mostly hardware and everybody black satin cook says a
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doubling down on secrecy but look at all the stuff that leads I think it's very
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clear at least there might be some exceptions somewhere that I'm thinking
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but in general terms the only stuff that leads from apple recently is hardware
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from the supply chain in asia that it just seems like there's too many places
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there where there's factories and bribes and too many people who are seeing these
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prototypes shelves coming out and too much money from the case you know the
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people who make the cases to put on the phone
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want them and willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars to get them so that
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they can have their case ready before their competitors but in terms of stuff
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that just happens at Apple's campus the secrecy i think is better than ever
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especially you know the whole programming language the screenshots
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like yosemite everybody had guess is what was gonna look like but to my
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knowledge not a single actual screenshot League yeah I mean that's one of the
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most impressive part about the keynote is how much stuff blew our minds and
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only because it was major but because we didn't see it coming you know and like a
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great example you know it even like a week ago two weeks ago you were
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predicting that they would have problems with how to deal with Windows shadow
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in a new flattened environment because we were all predicting iOS 7 was a
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radical redesign and so therefore this is going to be a radical redesign and
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it's gonna look nothing like it did before it turns out it looks a lot like
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it did before it just it's a it's you know it's an evolution of the design and
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it's a little bit it's a bigger step than the usually taken one revision but
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you could see them like making small steps over the next four releases
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getting where it is anyway you know and and so all these crazy prediction that
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we have it would look crazy you know just totally unfamiliar totally
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different everything's all flattened with them lines that didn't come to be
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and what they gave us is something that just makes a lot more sense yeah it
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doesn't look like iOS it looks related to iOS you know like siblings who don't
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even look that much alike but they kinda look clearly like siblings it's
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definitely not like iOS running on the iPad which is what I was kind of worried
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about ya oh yeah I think we were all pretty worried about that and and I you
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know I think when they when they were about to show I think we were all year
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ago they're gonna kill every level back its gonna be really weird and I get used
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to it but we don't have to do that it you know it's it turns out it's fine
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what about the icons is that to me is the one thing that everybody loves to
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gripe about and and and iOS 7 I would say like like that this time a year ago
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I would say eighty percent of what I was hearing was about how fuckin ugly 2007
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icons were alright that's just even concede the point that these icons are
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ugly the whole OS was redesigned can we talk about something else and I feel
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like with the Mac OS 10 they they didn't go to a unified shape which is what I
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kinda thought they were gonna do it just seemed to be the same as iOS four ever
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be a circle but I kinda thought they would cause it seems like that's the
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direction they're going but they didn't it's you know they're just a little bit
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more iOS you but not really did three shapes yeah it's free it's like the its
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circular and then like it tilted rectangle rate and
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then in a rounded record something along those lines and I actually really like
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them I don't know if it's like I'm just excited about something new but I
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actually really like them I don't like them as much as John likes to Settings
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icon which is a lot but but but I do I do like them overall yeah and I think
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it's if you look at what we have to do today in previous two to yosemite it was
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looking at it when you have a doc full of all these icons are already different
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shapes and some of them have been updated in a decade it does kinda look
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dated and I think this is a nice a nice way to modernize it without being too
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restrictive to ISE and maybe the reason why we got these this flexibility of
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having three shapes to choose from work strapless flexibility I may be that
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actually like they're recommending you choose one of those is the
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recommendation people can do whatever they want their icon right but they've
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officially said though that these are the three shapes you should choose from
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that phone book to be looked at like this always somehow that doesn't get the
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nice treatment I didn't know that and I think that I think that's why we got
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these options because I bet even Apple internally could not decide on any of
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these shapes to have all of their icon become that shape so we got choice when
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the one thing I'm also very excited about is perhaps the sea of blue icons
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on my dog at least it'll be like a circular blue icon and a tilted blue
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icon and that's where the orange now I think that about iTunes is red I think
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it's safe to say I'm gonna pull the audience in a second but you think it's
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safe to say that the USMNT design is far less contentious than I was only because
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I was seven came first though this game before I was seventy flipping out as we
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wouldn't know that they taking bars on the buttons was even an option if I
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wasn't until now like thank God the boxes around them and everything's fine
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honestly might buy I think I texted Dave wickets afterwards were talking about
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you know how we're going to Vespers from acting like I just like all capped it I
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was like buttons look like buttons I have it I have a review unit apples of
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gaming running 10 ate already so I've spent a couple hours on it today and you
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do too but you guys haven't really you i mean it's only one day you guys have
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installed care about them only half of us get press passes he does have a Mac
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just a Mexico right i mean i havent texted six what looks good I played with
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the playground stuff for swift and that looks really awesome but I i'm the only
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stuff on Yosemite obscene is watching over John shoulders he was fiddling with
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it earlier today we're not special enough to get review units I dunno just
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poking around and going through settings and stuff it I'm surprised maybe even in
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a good way I i think in a good way that it's really is mostly is skin deep
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change it's really just a new team and and very little else is changing even
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little things that I really thought we're going to go away like the blue or
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graphite highlight color choice thing which you know I know why they did it
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back in 2001 it was everybody flipped out because my god bright blue you know
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I don't like bright blue and their legal right here you go there's something
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weird I've been running for fourteen years but that option is still there
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exactly the wording is unchanged the you know I think we're all afraid I was
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there was gonna be like Windows 8 we're like finders gone all it is is excited
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by it sweeps in from the side that has a grid of icons launch pad is the new
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Finder or System Preferences now is a full screen app icons are giant like
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it's not it's just like you said every strength then there's an awful lot of
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apps that to me just look just the theme is different everything else is pretty
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much the same there's a lot of apps that are just unchanged
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I'm pretty happy about that and the new look at like when it's on the slides you
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like I'm not sure about it or whatever but when you see it when you see it in
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the elements like a look at the new Safari with all kind comes together like
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alright it's go hearing it is all of a piece whether you like it or not it
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doesn't look like something slap together you can kind of see a
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continuous static on it which apps that have not been completely converted like
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you just take your aptitude never knew existed launched it may be that a
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lookout but Apple's own after leading the way in a reasonable way of saying
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this is what it could look like check it out there are simple there like one
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title bar once I Barna source list or whatever like I don't know what
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Photoshop should look like they used to view of it I think when I have seen the
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screenshots and little damage using here and there like the most jarring change
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to me is the change which we were all you know like we've been saying we've
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been thinking for a long time
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oh yeah well they're probably gonna change the font is probably gonna be a
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variant had to deal with that along with as they blow up the interface you know
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and that ends up that's like that's like the biggest most noticeable change now I
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also think that it looks it looks natural on a Retina display and maybe
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that's because that's the review unit the game is a retina MacBook Pro so
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that's what I've seen it on but I i've never thought that Mac OS 10 look quite
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right on the retina display until now because it just always look to me faith
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like fake version of Mac OS 10 ginned up for a movie version of movie actors make
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a right
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yeah that's what it always looked like to me it's like end and part of it is
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fun but Lucida Grande whatever you know ever greater was in 2001 2002 with their
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big fat pixels on CRT displays back then and the way that all the hunting helped
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the strokes fall on the pixel grid we don't need to worry about that shit
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anymore I mean we've retina displays and nobody doing 309 output whatever use
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Lucida Grande thing about the old look was that all the interest was in the
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service details this looks like it's kind of made out of metal and it looks
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like it's kind of shiny or whatever and when you take all that away and they did
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take it all away with the flatness
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everything the only thing you have left to lean on ethically speaking its
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sharpness and so this looks great honor I think it doesn't look as if not read
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this letter and display it's like what we have here is cleanliness sharpness
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and this team takes advantage of that and I think this would not be a
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successful Brenda didn't exist no I don't I definitely think so I don't
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think you know no way that it would look and I don't think iOS would either you
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know I don't think there was any world where the iOS 7 look what I've ever hit
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before those devices always there for the poor iPad Mini first gen that's a
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device there really is gonna be all bottom because they were so small so
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light and now that the red ones exist and you look at that first of all I like
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how long are they going to actually keep supporting the A five like you know we
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we lucked out this year but it's now the minimum so I'm thinking it's not get my
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last nine Apple PR will never they're all everybody works there's no pro and
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no never ever even off the record a single word that is against Apple's
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interests because their PR people that's what they do and I remember at WBC last
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year after the keynote when I got the briefing and the you know what you think
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but I was seven and have any questions I get asked questions and one of my
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questions was everything your show this all looks great I really liked it I
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think it's great direction but every device you're showing it to me on as a
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Retina Display what about the iPad Mini is it going to get the same luck and I
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guess yeah and I was like I see it and they're like oh yeah and I was like is
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it gonna look good and there was like no ads
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looks fine and then they are you know somebody was there already with another
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question like you know how is your son and they're still selling those new
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a lot of disappointed I mean on retina iPad Mini owners in about a year
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you know I hope this fall daily stop selling them and then you know next year
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I was not announced no more a five devices
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there's a lot of a five devices out there totaling the last big ticket thing
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is that to me it was the keynote yesterday was a sign of how Apple is
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playing a very long game in most of these regards and I think they've got a
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years-long road map and plan and we only see them on these four months six-month
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intervals of here's what we have ready for you now and it's so easy and I think
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so many people misunderstand the company think that in between one and the next
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everything they've done is what they've done in between the next that everything
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they announced today is all the stuff that they've decided to do in the last
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12 months since last WWDC and so you see a you see it with the keyboards on the
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third party keyboards for iOS and there were questions be by in the press area
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have to ask you what made you change your mind on these what what you know is
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it because they're so popular on Android you know as it did
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customers are asked for it and they didn't we've been working on this for
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years you know that we really you know and you can argue maybe engineering lies
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it shouldn't have taken years but their explanation is that they're thinking
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about it for a long time I mean we've been talking about XP see WBC is four
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years of inner application communication and how are they going to do it and I
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think that you know typical Apple they wanted to get it right and that's just a
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sign it short memories though that wasn't last year's the BBC or
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third-party keyboards like guaranteed a lock for the key november that rumor
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that the press to be fair you know that the press usually mostly martes martes
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you they most of them
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you know they we asked them to remember alive in this business we we asked them
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to remember a lot like can you can you name the whatever phone 12 months ago
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just they just cant remember simple things like that you know products take
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more than a year to develop the one thing they announced yesterday that I
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years is iCloud drive because it seemed to me that maybe that was just the spin
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at the time before they had the find function but it seemed to me that there
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are an awful lot of people who were saying okay with the iCloud documents I
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can build something that is just like Dropbox right long story short list just
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like Dropbox but takes my club credentials and then it's you know it's
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not like a nasty finder hack it's built into the system and their answer was you
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know I don't know
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maybe you know maybe who knows maybe even those in the audience are some poor
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years and you know non-stop with the original vision that is exactly like
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what they announced yesterday but I don't know it makes me think that maybe
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they thought they could get away with not having a here's where you're going
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to save your files experience on iOS and maybe they've come to conclude that that
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was wrong or short-sighted you know when I first when I first launched the
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magazine I tried not having a Settings panel was like you know settings panels
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are clunky hack let me see if I can just get away with not having any settings at
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all just make good decisions and I'll let you know
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surface things to textually and it turned out that that was a bad idea it
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was required meet you do other bad hacks that made the overall product actually
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worse and I had to eventually backtrack on that iCloud document model stories
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and iCloud file story I think had a similar problem where they designed it
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in with with this goal in mind let's get rid of files and folders exposed to the
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user and and let's make this thing just saying any help you know I never had
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never heard that from the start so let's just give these little silos inside of
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each app and they'll have these flat lists of files in that app and it won't
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be able to talk to each other it'll be fun that's kind of how it works and then
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they brought to match their kind of this hidden folder buried somewhere deeply in
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the hierarchy that you're not supposed to deal with just trust us there
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somewhere
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files somewhere and I think that proved to be a model that they they had this
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goal in mind the simplicity but the reality of that the practicality of
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people using that and multiple a productivity and things just simple
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things like where are these files so I can back them up you know the simple
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things like that the reality made that idea
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worse and practice and they would have had to do a bunch of crazy hacks they
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tried to do lunch tracy has to make it work out that actually made a worse
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overall experience and so I think this is then recognizing you know one common
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place where you store files that behaves like a folder full of other folder
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hours people are okay with that you know that give people a little bit of credit
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that folder might not be where you want to be it might be their desktop but
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people do that they are ok with having all files live in one place for all
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applications within the subfolders maybe for some of the Paisley that's a model
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that works Dropbox has proven it computers before that people are okay
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with that i think thats that'll realizing like if we're gonna start
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breaking down some of these productivity barriers between iOS and Mac everything
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that they interact indications are that this is this will go a long way if we
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could give up a little bit of our vision about what I was supposed to be so are
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you at all nervous John about the fact that they are putting a lot of eggs in
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the basket and I know it's almost trendy 22 bitch and moan about how I club
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doesn't work the way they say it shouldn't and so on but I mean it seems
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to me like they're they're going all in on iCloud and that could be dangerous
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like how do you feel about dangerous how just because we especially as developers
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and a lot of us don't have anything in the fact that iCloud is really strong
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stable available etc and so now they're now Apple saying no really we are all in
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on iCloud so you guys are you might as well come along and I didn't go to the
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cloud kids session today but I've heard unbelievably positive things about it so
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do you have like how does that make you feel you nervous already I think it's
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inevitable I don't need to have a choice I think that again I might be reading
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into this John you might notice you were actually at the conference all day and
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sleeping but I it seems not doing away with it because if you're already using
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it to him again but it seems like the thing to do no longer talking about is
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iCloud core data syncing talking about the end of the cloud get session they're
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likely at all is iCloud things when should I use each one remember the
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marquee value storage and it documents in the cloud and iCloud Core Data and
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Cloud kit and they went through a mall and get down to iCloud card it up
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they're gonna say never but they didn't mean to put a brave face on it but it
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does a lot of similar things like in a different way I'm not sure they didn't
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come right out and say we're deprecated in the ways that didn't work and this is
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the new way but they have to have a suite of things under the umbrella of
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iCloud and some of them are better than others I'm hoping these new ones are the
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best yet find out you know I think I think they'll make it work I because I
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think the day no I don't think there's any doubt that they know that they have
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to do well at it I think the things you have to worry about without blur the
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things where it seems like they don't they don't seem to think it's important
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well be committed to the club the first time when jobs up there and set up no I
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didn't know the clouds in the middle lines come out from that that seemed
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like a recommitment to it but then what they offer and was like some good some
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bad now I'm getting a better buy from the new stuff it seems like all the
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things that you like that worked well about iCloud these are more like those
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or in the case of cloud get this is more like what everyone was doing instead of
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using iCloud card and they were forced to do their own thing and they would use
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you know people like databases like Pepsi model FMD beer whatever this is
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like that but with an apple two piston really awesome and everything and that's
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actually pretty similar to what happened between core data plus iCloud and now
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the new client is actually very similar I just saying about the Callaghan their
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original view original vision of this is how we're gonna do iCloud its gonna have
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this magical simply just keep using Core Data everything's just magically sings
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and of course that that wasn't a server problem that was a design problem and
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appreciated I closed the problem call card data it would be great to put up a
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sign that says that it works on iCloud and then everything will be fine but
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let's base and they basically an ounce CoreData Franklin the didn't so I think
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cloud kid is then again it's like it's similar to how they kind of made i
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fouled file picking a little more like Dropbox that's what people actually need
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and it's a it's a better overall design in reality I think loud kit is solving
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so many of the same needs as iCloud core data but it is a much better design for
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reality the one thing then you know no surprise and everybody knows Apple is
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ecosystem company and that they want you know stuff is supposed to work better
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and we're gonna have time to get into all the continuities topic on duty stuff
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is an acknowledgement that that if if you have an iPhone and Mac you get this
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amazing feature that you could not have if you use an Android phone where you
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can start writing an email and switch to the Mac and I played with that and i got
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a demo of it and it works it's very very cool I can definitely see using it but
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that they're adding all these other developer things though I think with the
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hopes of getting more apps to go apple only you know like I think the idea
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would be like taking a plague Instagram that had enormous server-side costs
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because it's photos and lots of users and they want to be social name when I
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get a lot of people to sign up and I think that iCloud cloud kid is sort of a
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hey you want to build a thing like Instagram don't even worry about the
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server stuff and we'll give you really really generous amounts of storage and
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bandwidth well for getting it off the ground right and the end there's a big
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question mark like they were like here it's free and you get all this for free
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and then there was no like what happens after that I think what happens is you
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get a phone call from Apple and and they are a weenie dog I'm guessing it's gonna
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be pretty price competitive I should I think it's hard to know if you're
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looking at let's let's let's build a business on this you know let's talk
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about Vesper right so the limit that they've been published in public
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documents like I don't know what the NDA at the India situations we are too kind
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of unspecified who knows but the limit is it something like a hundred megs per
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user for like you know blob storage and then one meg for database storage now
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that those sound load me like you couldn't it would be irresponsible for
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you to design something like Instagram knowing that as soon as one of those
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users had a hundred megs of photos something would stop and who knows what
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your options would be at that point whether you'd even have any options or
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whether like the call to clog it was just fine
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with narrow parameters it's it's a lot of stuff it's only be outside your
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control right and that's kind of it would be irresponsible to build on that
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knowing that like there's this wall that you could bury you know it's not like
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the limit is 50 terabytes per user like these are legal limits that are very
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plausibly hit and exceeded and so you know what do you do and you just hope no
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one hit that that's not very smart if you're going to build a service like
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this that's like a network-based service that is like a cloud backend you gonna
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do it on Apple only about platform and I get there maybe I mean maybe eighty
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eight players in the service side space and then you're going to like this you
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start getting bigger all we're getting big we should make an Android version we
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should be the Kindle oh you can't like your your cat you're putting a cap on
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your potential if you ever want to be the next Instagram
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building block it but it's great for people who are not gonna be the next
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instagramers want to have a great application like me again with Vestberg
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you build that iCloud iOS on the Mac you could use cloud could do you know who
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knows what we would have done a year ago of cloud kid came out a year ago but I
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don't think we would have done anything differently I haven't seen anything that
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really makes me regret doing our own back and because of that issues like do
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we have plans to write an Android app well I don't think Brent knows how to
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write and read absent minded maybe down the road you know right we could do a
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Web Beacon even do a web app and we want to have those options and are thinking
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in broad strokes was well we could maybe do something quicker if we build on
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Dropbox or you know I had an option to do Dropbox or had an option to do
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something with the core data iCloud syncing and then we'd work on her own
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thing that would roll out but I think whenever you make it
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engineering decision like that and you think what we'll do this stop-gap first
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cuz it's quicker and dirtier and easier and will ship something first and then
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we'll do the real good virgin then you never do the good version you're stuck
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with the crappy ones data migration will kill you
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so if we wanted to do it eventually then we should have done it first and I think
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that we did it the right way I think spike it is the same sort of idea the
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idea was to break it and it's a good one it's not all about locked in its not
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surely cynical hey write your game with spray kit and you'll save all this work
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but then you'll be stuck with an iOS only game I think it's you know from
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Apple's perspective it's win-win that's what cocoa Cocoa Touch have done for
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close to 30 years is take DDM away from programmers and do a really good
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framework that you can count on but I wonder I don't know what the uptake is
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under great kid because it just seems to me like most major effort mobile games
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more than any other kind of at because of the nature games want to be
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cross-platform or wanna be cross-platform eventually and so I just
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don't know if it's ever gonna really take off I think we're looking at this
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from the point of view of me i'm looking at some like loud kids well from my
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point of view of wanting to design a really big web service that has gonna
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have you know the six year life span and or or more than that maybe and and you
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know possibly get to a billion dollar valuation somehow like that's yeah it
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might not be good for that but there's a massive class of problems that these
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kind of framework solve that are on a much smaller scale and most developers
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are not working on things like that most developers are working on much smaller
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apps that like if the alternative is no back and then cloud it is really nice
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because it's it's a backhand you can use for limited value for limited purposes
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but that's that's enough tons of applications spread get very similar
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like yeah you're not you're not going to make the next you know Rovio company on
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that because you're not going to be able to address all these other platforms
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that hiring people to rewrite the engine for all of them eventually recovered
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OpenGL or whatever but that's not what it's made to solve it and it's made to
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solve much smaller needs for a far larger number of hours and you know once
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you exceed those limits on these things then you're probably big enough that you
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can't afford to migrate yes so for those of you with an ATP I've talked on and
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off about how I really just want a really solid apt to share grocery list
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with my wife and reminders will do it but it's crummy in other apps out there
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for me if I wanted to write something I don't want to have to worry about VPS is
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I don't have to worry about a lot of other things and so something like Cloud
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kit is perfect for this app that I want to write really to scratch my own niche
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and you know if I make a few bucks off its sweet but I'm never gonna be a
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Vesper I'm never gonna be in Instapaper and overcast anything like that and
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that's okay say that shipping out that's true and 11 last topic on the dirt paths
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the way I think it's very telling about where Apple is today in a keynote
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especially at WWDC keynote because the event ones are more focused is it a
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we've just got this new iPad we want to show you but WABC you can see what Apple
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thinks is important based on what kind of stented gets on stage right there's
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the basic level of there's this thing and I'll just tell you in a bit of a
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slide the thing and then it's on to the next topic then there's like bring out a
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special guests and bring out like you know that I get too far and is I bring
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out like a third party and say we brought them here a month ago we tied
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them up in a room and made them write this thing and the one that got that the
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only third-party that came on stage yesterday was epic and that was for
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metal and yeah that's really goes against the idea that they were focusing
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on the consumer stuff right medal and it's a replacement for OpenGL and blah
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blah blah you know millions of triangles per second but Apple clearly sees it is
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important because they spent a lot of time on it
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and big demo and I think it's so interesting about where Apple is a
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company today because it's not just that they've replaced OpenGL is that they've
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gotten out of now the headache of OpenGL as I can open it's got like a consortium
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behind it and so they want to get improvements to OpenGL so that it runs
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something Apple 10 years ago could have done because Apple wasn't big enough
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direct tax you're gonna program to direct tax and game developers said yes
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don't make OpenGL we don't find the standard we work with the consortium but
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the middle and they pulled the name right and you know it's like aim
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dismantle its game developers wanted this game developer and what can apple
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to apple can't make their own direct taxpayers that's not what we want we we
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know exactly what we know what the GPU is capable of just give us more control
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level and that it's because developers wanted it
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what lower-level well and then I think the other way that it work and I'll get
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up take is that they've clearly this is one of those things where they were
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engines that provide the higher level API that most game developers spend most
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improvement but I don't think people maybe some people don't really think
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calls but just get it together about your crap make one call because doing
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dont have to do that anymore now do this careful batching and been trying to play
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nice with OpenGL I can just send the calls and I mean I don't know the name
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of the details of it but it's like it is a kind of a teller pic benchmark oh I
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got 10 X in this particular operation but that particular abrasion happens all
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the time and you can work around the away but it was annoying and it said
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geez just let me talk to the GPU the way wants me to talk about how to deal with
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the stuff alright whatever
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let's take a break I want to end up the nerdy part of the show it was pretty
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good but I have a surprise I have a surprise guest from our friends at Apple
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and I know it was in the news last week
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know better I have a gift for you Marco and it's here from Dr Dre ladies and
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gentlemen dr dre I know that you love high-end headphones you can go ahead and
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open that I'll hold this I think it would be fair for you to throw those on
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real quick so we really so I had read called ray and you know it takes phone
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calls he answered right on his Mac and I said ray his number now I need the best
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headphones in oral does this guy is really fucking picky I mean I sent him
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the URL of his head punk America is a wholly shit man neck I really knows his
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shit I got just the phone forum Beats Studio special edition of the fighting
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you know actually have all the beats
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ones that they make way to ruin the bed and their overcast team to totally yeah
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top-secret my color is orange one of our sponsor for the episode who do I want to
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thank and that is our good friends at market circle markets organized to great
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apps you've probably heard of them both because they've sponsored my show before
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they sponsored the site but they've Billings pro nafta time tracking and
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invoicing out so anybody does freelance work we have to talk tractor times and
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invoices if you have a lot to billings pressure not great AB they've got
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clients for all your devices and when you make your invoice they've got
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templates and themes and they come out looking great so it's not like some kind
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of ugly thing what looks like a 1978 packs printed out your invoice really
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really top-notch design great stuff and daylight daylight is a software for
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organizing your business the way they describe it is its CRM with productivity
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features first as opposed to the other way around so you can actually organized
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Mac or iOS app not some piece of crap typical CRM stuff so markets are you go
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to market circle dot com and check out their great stuff but they helped
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sponsor the show and it's great and the other thing I want to do is I want to
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mention a so age is the guy from market circle he's been a longtime fan of the
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show and he a couple weeks ago I got a nice email from somebody at iTunes about
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the explicit tag on this podcast and the fact that it wasn't there and and and it
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the last five for 34 that have the explicit at you because they're swearing
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obviously the show's writing an app to have the explicit and that very day I
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got any mail and it just said subject my son and the talk show and I thought god
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son and he's a huge fan of the show as it wow ten years old my son does not
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listen to me talk about any of this stuff that's amazing ten years old and
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show he likes to listen to and so AJ said that he'll listen to the talk shows
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he's been a long time was in our enemies i driving his son to school or sacrifice
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because he's already listened to Amazon wants to listen to him anyways some play
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soccer and and a week or so ago he was playing any I got injured he got a
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concussion and he's been laid up since can't play soccer can even listen got
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headaches can even listen to podcasts two sons name is creating and I just
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better from this concussion is gonna listen to it and I hope it's a nice
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throw but let's everybody here in the show let's hear it for Caden the 10 year
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old fan of the talk show
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I am i Casey my next guest is my good friend mr. Scott Simpson
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the talk-show Worldwide Developers something's up that I feel like the show
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I realized when I was backstage waiting to go up the show is gonna be a mullet
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businesses over its party hi my name is Scott Simpson I worked at Apple for
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about eight years and then I left to do stand-up comedy about a year and a half
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ago for the money
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know that Marcos looking at my but right now it's right down and it's been going
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well and if you don't know who I am that's fine I assume you're freakin or
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some type of hill person that's fine though and I was talking to a friend of
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mine like hey how can I get my name out there more as a comedian now that I'm
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doing comedy and he was like well what's your theme song as i do what do you mean
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things I did you get a theme song as I don't have a theme song if you have a
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theme song that people remember it they know it's you sound like a great idea so
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i sat down with my guitar in my office and I i not down a little theme song you
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guys wanna hear it all right let's listen to my the theme song that I wrote
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thank you thank you it was really fun to work with Lil Jon on then my friend
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Jesse chart has a great idea about Lil Jon 2014 we have exactly the right
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amount of a lil jon like Lil Jon's not food allergens like a spicy on too much
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lower John my little joke I take that back to my people and they were like you
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know what that's great but it's a little maybe a little edgy for your for your
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crowd so I went back to the drawing board and I I tried I tried another day
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another route so let's let's hear that next one
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I agree with you guys that want sex so there was too old so I tried like
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sounded really good on that track that same voice and like some setting and
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then you know we realize like it does need to be a little more current a
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in terms of energy so let's give this one a listen
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we we got to this guy
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are you as bored of this joke as I am but you was a rhetorical question
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clappers dammit I that's what I said on this one is it are you booing me mother
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turndown forced got I feel like that the best way to live with that
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of you folks traveled here from elsewhere over the weekend I want to
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tell you this brief story I went to Indiana to perform in a Comedy Festival
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other amazing things happened to me when I was in India is anybody hear from
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Indiana clapping from Indiana alright that's a decent number here's what I
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as I was driving from Indianapolis and the airport was driving on the highway
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was so beautiful as they drove a majestic waterbird like a heron or a
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train a four foot wingspan came and flew next to my car for about a minute just
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was like I'm pretty sure I got Sept by a heron it was awesome is like it was like
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matter but I was riding along with his goddamn hearin it was beautiful
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now we have to use the explicit tags I'm sorry I'm sorry Katun Katun man I know
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applause bro fucking kidding me seven Scott for that kind of thing
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the word fireworks as I left the fireworks store with a bag full of way
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more shit than I can use in three days I thought to myself this is amazing this
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is jus amazing human achievements you too amazing human perceptions in one day
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the majesty of using some shit to blow other shit up right it's great like I
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feel like that is more to us as people whether you believe in God or not you
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recognize that the world is a magical wonderful place and sometimes you want
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fireworks not dancing on the ceiling
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hello I listened to hello on repeat in my underwear surrounded by bottle
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rockets and Roman candles and I thought to myself god dammit heartland
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they come but I loved being in Indiana has you know what if a dumb meeting bro
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perspective like certainly I believe that a woman has a right to a legal and
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safe abortion thank you I think if you believe in it why don't we clap for that
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legal unsafe right to enough fireworks to freak out all the cats in her
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neighborhood writes like both of those things that's great what i was gonna say
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times in technology like there's a partisanship between two opposing sides
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the other thing you got those sweet beats you sweet beats from now have you
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guys ever heard of a place called Draper University now have had they been here
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ever heard of Draper University a few a few people ok ok you might not like the
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next half an hour but we talked about think you guys thank you so much for
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booze and Jesse charged so I do a lot of stuff in San Mateo I spent a lot of time
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at the public library and San Mateo because they have the most relaxed
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sleeping policy and I've often walked by this place that is an old converted
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hotel and I walked past the other day and in the window where two giant
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photographs one of Steve Jobs and one of Elon Musk looking like he needs some Sun
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like he always does like what is this place so I did some research online to
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find out what Draper university is and i thought id share with you
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mostly because I feel like as good people like I feel like we should combat
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the douchiness in our midst and technology often encourages a lot of a
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lot of that behavior it's rampant out and about yeah oh yeah exactly and so
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that's where that's why this is so I looked it up online Draper University
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and I i got this I got this information
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located in Silicon Valley Draper University of Heroes the first sign like
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University of heroes and then I remembered like a bunch of like young
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people walking around town wearing this t-shirt that just says hero on it did
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you did you save a cat from a burning building you don't look like it and I
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realize that their attendees of Draper University University of Heroes is the
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master i think is a good stand-in for a Silicon Valley produce like like like
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the last generation like you know like he's got like a fun tie and he hates all
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I thought when you said it I never heard it I thought it was maybe like Don
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Draper University and I feel like anybody who enroll thinking along the
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lines of thinking is probably going to be very disappointed when the classes
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classes going to start like that that's what we do a shot and then we learn how
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to harass you unlearn all those classes he took only two very different
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University it is so what they say on the website
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an unconventional world-class residential an online school for the
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brightest young entrepreneurs from around the world
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our core curriculum our core curriculum includes some of the following topics
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media training negotiations various topics in finance gloss over the stuff
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that's actually a school subjects and then a dive into other things like lean
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startups creativity crash course design thinking innovation and some other
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terrible stuff and so I was like what what is it so I looked for their I
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watched a video is a great video online about Draper University instead of desks
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students sit in colorful bean bag chairs and the video is great because like
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obviously had this idea is like this would be great
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will be unconventional as fuck will just sit and bean bag chairs and bandy about
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great ideas for how to change the world and you see the kids in the bean bag
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chairs and they're like sliding down did you have a bean bag chair when you're
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grown up now I wanted one that I was not allowed to have one because I was told
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before we ever even tried it that it would break and make a ginormous mess
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you are good parents like the bean bag chairs the great life like the Hungry
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Hungry Hippos of chairs like it seems like the best thing in the world and
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then you get it and somebody as well as a marble in your the emergency room
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every common area in hallway is covered in white board paint for brainstorming
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and there's a shot of the class schedule at one point one of the classes is
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called future ology making up words and then there's a there's a quote from an
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article about the University earlier that day I watched Draper change the
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agenda line for a planned activity a gathering of Draper you students and his
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daughter's college friends he changed it from mixer with sorority 20 a thon the
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private school is not accredited and never will be Draper says that's above
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we don't want to be put in 20 the actual University box so here's my favorite
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part and then have a question for you are you guys at the end of the session
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each student doesn't receive a dar es or again an actual degree every student
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receives a CA which stands for can you guess what CA stands for creative
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achievement that's a terrible guest John
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actually find yes stands for change agents which sounds like what a bullet
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turns into when its human catchable we we could have given John six months and
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he never would have thought of that because it's such bullshit that's right
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that's right you just proved yourself to be bullshit alright so here's my
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favorite part in lieu of diplomas jury peruse students receive masks and
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superhero capes printed
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said no
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they receive masks and capes printed with their superhero nicknames gets
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better and are instructed to jump on each of a series of three small
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trampolines placed in a line in front of them while band bouncing from
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trampolines trampoline they're told to shout up up and away then they assemble
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for a group photo
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what about it so why why are we doing this show instead of doing a show where
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all of us go there and videotape that would be great I also thought maybe we
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could do a Kickstarter we all send John to it again it's called University it's
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an eight week course of course they caused $10,000 which frankly is not that
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crazy from you get breakfast
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I thought maybe we could we could because actually the application
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deadline is true the application deadline for this summer
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order I think they call it even though that's a lie is tomorrow on the
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application by the application screen it's an online application there's one
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box it just says tell us a story which I love but then I realized that you have
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to be 18 to 26 to go there and I don't think like we could doctor know the fuck
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out of you with some makeup but I don't think there'd be enough to to make you
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look to make you look 26 yeah but then it got me thinking to look Draper you
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let's just work to combat that elements of bullshit text speech and
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entrepreneurial mumbo jumbo mumbojumbo I just said but I thought maybe well
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here's my dream my dream is this not Draper you my dream is grouper year
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Gruber University I don't know not have heroes but I don't know what they look
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like I thought maybe you guys could help me out with them I think like madmen
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University sure it's still called Draper University
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so there's a lot of drinking there's no suits tho morning classes now no morning
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classes have class you'll have class at two in the morning morning that's a good
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question I don't feel like I'm in a position to judge I feel like it's like
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you guys maybe but better ideas than me it was the curriculum anything outside
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of mythology is that pretty much the extent of it all other interests
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fund very good that's right
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went to school things you were at school newspaper you did all that students at
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the University universities gotta take you through that are like once he was a
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good student didn't belong to the newspaper and then you got a transition
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into the Don Draper oh yeah that's genius the groomer memorial rotunda that
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tells the story of your life from a young shitty kid middle aged man I i've
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been haunted my entire life by dreams and it's very common everybody else but
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dreams of school on preparedness exist you know in the dream it's exam day or
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there's a big homework assignment and it's got a blew it off but why would I
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blow it off until now it to do now
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yet and you know and it's a very unpleasant dream and I feel stressed out
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because when I was young I wanted to get good grades of cedras' it but I've
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started like in the last few years it's really mean the dream now and I don't
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literally had a dream that I grew up my parents house is across the street from
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the elementary school I wanted literally across the street I had a dream that my
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high school's social studies teacher whose great great guy mr Joyce any toxic
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civics and stuff and and shifted high schoolers like a when cops come to your
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door to let me and we use that like high school parties to take no you cannot
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come in and nobody else knew that he was a great teacher and in my dream he's
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teaching in elementary school but it's in high school and he's just like and
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I'm there and its people are noisy and I'm annoyed
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mr Joyce I could use a fuckin drink and I said idk when my parents house across
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the street and he goes he'll be great and and I said what you wanna make it
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look like water ice cream I had and the dream I thought I was like no it's not
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my dreams of being in school now it's just me and my gal get a drink and i won
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across her in a funny thing is I got my good gin and tonic and he told me in a
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dream to me to put extra
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the teacher is my parents are gonna have jenin house in my dream world they do I
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think I would go visit them a lot more quickly quick aside somebody in the
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front some of your friend have an iPhone that they would be willing to use would
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you be willing to use it would you keep track of the grouper university core
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curriculum for us but see 99 attempt at 10 a.m. is blank
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32301 is Yankees 301 or 302 is that lady gets on matriculated grading evaluation
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of the students in jeopardy University you know what you said about you know
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used to care a lot about grades until you got smarter and realized you know so
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just forgive me this is this is this is a bit of a rest but probably not how
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many of you out there were a student's ok how many of you out there were see
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students this these students always have a way more fun reaction to them how many
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I would guess that on average and this is totally out of my ass on average see
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students probably do better in reality that he students because the seasons of
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themselves to the seasons were the ones who figured out that you don't have to
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do about eighty percent of what they assign you in school right so I think
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part of Draper university would just be you know you don't tell anybody this for
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a while and then like you know senior year whatever last week of it you take
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any everyone with a GPA above 3.0 and you get stale sorry that's brilliant
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million you wasted way too much time studying exactly thats you that
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everything we asked why didn't you question that you know that there I
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remember when he was the president and and you know famously was not the
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sharpest pencil in the box and didn't have a difficult school record there was
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actually news stories about that there is a correlation to achieving c-level
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positions in major Fortune 500 corporations and having extraordinarily
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mediocre scholastic records that
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there's even a phrase raise the gentleman see that you know that that as
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long as you put up a modicum of effort and you know you're not going to never
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show up for class you're going to show up and you're going to take the exam and
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feel terribly well at least give you a sea and that is the people who take
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advantage of that ruling might well wait a second
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the worst I can do is to see I can do nothing yeah i i'd never did homework I
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literally did 0 homework for my entire academic career and I always almost
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failed some classes here in there and got A's in the easy classes here and
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there and I came out ok I graduated so I think we can I think we can probably
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guess the dead that description does not apply to john gets like doing homework
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at all I just did enough to get A's but it at all
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did not want to do homework at all I thought it was an affront that I should
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ever have and now my son comes home and thinks it is like the worst injustice in
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the world that when he comes home from school to do but you're nobody would
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ever accuse you of being a Type A personality is I've gotta be
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valedictorian and salutatorian I'm gonna find a loophole where the valedictorian
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you know weird class and seventh-grade narrow four-point osha for 3.99 that's
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not you my report card every year for my whole life not working up the potential
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of all saved and everything but I don't think anybody's surprised by this I
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think comes very clear and and and your baseline of the minimum work to get an A
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and you probably did more work to figure out what the minimum mortgage to get a
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than the actual work that you did you probably knew exactly like subterfuge
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how many notes home can I hide my parents before our final on a CPAN
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module somewhere to calculate grades are you ever surprised by the report card as
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you know your great great I was with the nerds like valedictorian is my best
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friend with the nerds
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where you look where you are sir
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I'm the one who's gonna get beat out for sure you can pass I think Casey Casey to
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me you're a mystery man where did you fall on this kind of high school
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students when I was in grade school when I was in middle school
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total like I will do every bit of homework I'll ask for extra credit total
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freaking nerd and then around then around high school I realized I just
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i think could probably get into a pretty serious pissing match over who was the
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worse student in college but yet so then I just realized it's enough to get by
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and all that matters in the end of that I have a degree not a word was change
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agent certificate of authenticity whatever it was and that's all I need
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good college too much like Casey at a certain point I realized that that that
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stuff was an important and I stopped being as as rule following as I was for
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me that moment came when I was 37
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it was the wrong thing and I finally lake was like ok I can I can jump out of
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this this path that I thought I had to be on my I was stressed throughout my
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college career because I I went to Drexel on Drexel stress as a slogan much
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their slogan I i forget it we're told the story of this can be too long but
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medal level and scored very very high this is in the early nineties before
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S et le she did back then you say what schools you want it sent to for free and
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I did hadn't done any research on where to go and I think basketball schools
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that I like I picked North Carolina villanova
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ACC and i no intention of going into these schools and and there is still
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open slots and my friend who's with me is just window dressing was put down
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of schools and it was a lot more practical and drexel burnham listen bob
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somebody is I got somebody from Drexel University and want to speak to John
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Gruber and I said yeah that's me and he said yes we'd like you to come to Drexel
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on a full-tuition scholarship and I said well what we have to do and I'd already
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been filling out all these essays for scholarships to other schools he was
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like can you play badminton they the answer was you you will you need to
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apply and I was like alright already I was like I was then then what
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it's a more efficient way to say it and and and I was like what that demon thats
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all I have to do is apply and then I go for free and they're like what is
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tuition accident do any research in early 1991 so it's a means by $50,000 a
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year now they're like it sixteen thousand dollars a year and as I can I'm
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penny of it and they're like yeah and I was like oh and I got the phone and my
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dad was like who is that and I was like I don't know if drexel I guess I'm going
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money for colleges gets great damage caused this complicated thing where we
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scholarship and the backstory of it is that drexel is really well maybe the
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really low average safety scores they were like a safety school and so their
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good school cuz you can pay for it but then I figured out halfway through my my
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incredibly close but I never did dip down and I never got the letter I think
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about this a lot especially having moved from the east coast to the west coast so
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it was on the East Coast also was the early nineties let you go to college
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it's just what you do obviously but then coming to the west coast and seeing all
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these people achieve amazing things without ever having gone to college and
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also watching college tuitions go from super expensive to what Kate in car for
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college tuition at compiling a really really nice car you can buy a nice car
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like the whole you might like four cores for the forty years so you could you buy
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for tests as for the classic goes to college costs as the market you'll find
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out how many people here went to college
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well we can't see said
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how many people graduated from college and how many people never went to
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college i love u guys in my view phone number there the people who got smart at
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an earlier age right so do you believe that college is necessary so for folks
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like this for four you know going in the world of like being a developer
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something like that do you need to go to college still I don't know I think you
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need to go to college if you think you do so that you can learn that you don't
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that's really profound advice but I totally can't believe it with those
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beats around your neck this lends me credibility among the youths right as I
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bought them though you did you say you don't get anything else whether to even
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talk about school and we will wrap up soon but schools great let school school
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is good for the lab stuff like it's good to learn how to drink in college to
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learn how to live by yourself for the first time that's nice
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adulthood element to it is it worth $60,000 a year no but while you know
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open kimono life story pointed out on the table I went to college ID I did not
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drink I started to drink slightly while I was in college but
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didn't really start drinking until my mid twenties I actually had a fairly
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similar experience I vividly remember it was one day over the summer before I'm
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about to go to college and college at Virginia Tech and and my dad sits me
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down my dad just just to note nobody applauded for Virginia it's alright on
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the other guys nobody gets me down and he put something in front of a camera
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wise and he says you need to drink this ok you're gonna drink more than 11 what
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is it and I took a little safe and God knows what it was and I probably showed
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up lol I was 18 because I never really had boost before and did that my dad
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basically SAT me down and said you're getting fuckin hammered tonight so this
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way when you go to school you know what this feels like and you will be ok
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hayseed ranked 11 melon teenies that it was easy on the team needs and why it
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was given million TVs showed up they also make you smoke a pack of cigarettes
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no no no that is not it out but now that that that was my first experience and
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then I know drank a little in college in and now now supposedly drunk me is
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somewhere in the audience so I'm told so therefore drunk AC out now on iTunes
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mystery mystery tweeter used to be a drunk driver account but then the guy
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stopped updating it that's erroneous it took him four went out for John Gruber
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is tried to guess which tweets of mine I tweeted while intoxicated and it was
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because he was pretty good but not that good it was like you know what it is
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pretty late but I'm actually stone cold sober tonight and I actually just
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tweeted you you never really were drinkers are now you got it out of high
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school teens meet the guy with a receding hairline get beer at the gas
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station and we would all drink senior Marcos high school saying there is a
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huge need those people
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bold move for the guy holding Marcos microbe pretty good one that I wasn't
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gonna have Casey come out of your for Casey with the same I'm glad of earn my
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keep after all I did not drink a link in high school I had friends who didn't get
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a parties and I was the official just in case the cops show up this is the guy
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paid attention to mr Joyce has class and knows how to deal with it
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guy yeah right down mister troika dream for 25 that's a class that's a that's a
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yes I'm talking about your dreams that you had about your high school teacher
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we explore what drunk john was like like I got drunk
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I shouldn't be surprised by this but that's terrible i guy just I envision
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like this really chipper happy like touchy-feely job hey man give me a hug
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it's all in your head now that's my dream that's my dream is meeting John
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John what was the high school drinking situation light where you went what is
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it like it go out in the woods type of situation with parents weren't home
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totally right what is wrong with those parents I mean now that we're adults and
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we're the parents the idea that I would leave maybe see like if you were my son
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that I know my house till you know when you've got the kid was gonna have a
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party when the parents better example in Paris but they were wrong because it's
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not like I made the party it's likely parents are home ok everyone go there I
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did not think that we would relate on anything my mother was she she she she
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met a man and she lived in Minnesota and so she would travel to visit him and she
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like well the house is yours take care of it and I was very similar like she
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just trusted me what a bad idea it was it was part it was a party every time
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she left it was crazy it was fun I pretty sure because of those parties I
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was voted most well-rounded in high school but that's the only thing that I
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didn't do sports so I think that was what it was for me so there's actually
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so I I was left alone all summer for most high school summers as it goes they
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forgot about ya and I am actually such a nerd and I didn't do anything bad I'm
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actually more of a nerd than John Siracusa on something nicer friends i
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mean out of people or bad influence on my own I was is roped into it
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area it's their phone you weren't left home for the whole summer yeah my mom is
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a teacher she would go upstate New York for the summer and I would go when I was
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younger than when I get older
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I don't wanna go there I wanted to stay with my friends in high school so yeah I
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was like you know 1718 alone all summer is also just at home like drinking soda
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playing video games pretty much yeah I was doing all this crap programming and
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although that's that's why that's how I got started programming and instead of
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being having a social life just like probably many of you out there I was I
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was doing that at that point you were in college and then you went to the actual
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knowledge to not really do anything productive so that was your college well
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yeah you college I I just found new ways to be a nerd you know just just more
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more I drank someone in college you know I have a very a very vivid memory for my
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freshman year of college dorm and my roommate was a guy went to high school
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with you is actually the guy who told me back in 10th grade to put Drexel and we
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you know when and I didn't take a random roommate at that seemed like a sucker
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move so as I got what we should be roommates even when we were best friends
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but I knew I could live with the guy he pledged fraternity a lot of the guys on
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my floor pledged fraternities and they went to these fraternity parties and I
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remember very specifically what the game was I stayed to play Leisure Suit Larry
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a big boobs right and I felt like I was being pretty bad out there are both in
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the game
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4255 26 where we 56 Leisure Suit Larry a big boobs again later on time I don't
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know if you guys have anything else and myself are right where we wrap it up I
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would like to do some thanks a lot of people
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couple people
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that I would like to thank you Megan here and mezzanine and all staff and
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mezzanine what a great places is we did the show here last year I hope we do it
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again next year but what a great place it's just a great facility but the staff
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in the bar everything great so thanks to making everybody here at mezzanine Jesse
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char she helped reduce the show she's here in San Francisco she runs a place
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she runs the app design development job Pacific Pacific helm dot com they do
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great work there
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do such good work is probably hard to get in on it but if you need to end
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check out need somebody to help you design or develop an app check out
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pacific home great stuff I wanna give a special thank you to someone who should
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I think couple episodes ago but Caleb Sexton Caleb section is here helping
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with this with the audio make sure everything sounds good but he was he is
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at No radio and I should have thanked him couple episodes when I did the show
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in my hero and the last show that I did while the show is unreal like a love has
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been helping me with the talk show ever since I've taken it so low and
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everything good about the audio quality and the editing and finding funny little
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things to stick into the audio for two years
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99.97% of that is from Caleb section and I thank them two weeks ago but let me
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thank him tonight when he's here let's give it up for Caleb sex to my friend I
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want to thank our sponsors Microsoft for sponsoring this event Microsoft at
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checkout has your mobile services if you haven't looked at them they're great
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market circle with a great app stay late and billings pro and probably the
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biggest plus here but our our good friends at which sponsored the bar I
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the email company that cool guys who make it easy to do an email to a lot of
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people don't get it
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oh yeah Belgium now let's hear from you also shouldn't video tonight I don't
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know when it's gonna come out we're going to hopefully releases some point
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but couple of guys here from there put together a documentary called app the
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human story and it's a documentary about the rise of apps as a good thing that we
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care about and I even probably just like a word like the fact that everybody like
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in the developed world knows what happens now they have a website app
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documentary dot com
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gonna do a Kickstarter soon as not open yet but it's a really cool idea for a
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documentary I think it's really sort of story of the decade and tack they're
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here shooting video 22 so we have an archive of the show so let's hear it for
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stay tuned a daring fireball out to eat when I have their Kickstarter
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and last but not least you for gentlemen Marco Arment Casey lists John Siracusa
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and Scott Simpson thank you
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and last but not least thanks to all of you for coming
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blows my mind that so many people come to see us be appearing be dummies
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leopard John's cool purple shirt has branched out give it to him what a
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delightful man John Gruber but for john is the best right
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Provost I think that the end of the show will call that will save the show's over
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where to post a plan I think we're technically supposed to be outta here by
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nine its ten have another I don't know if they close the bar I don't know but
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we don't have to rush hour let's calm and orderly if you want to chill if you
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want to check another drink have another drink it's all on MailChimp but thank
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you for coming but we gotta get out of here ten fifteen minute thanks
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