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00:00:07   From Relay, this is Connected, episode 521.

00:00:10   Today's show is brought to you by Squarespace, ExpressVPN, and KRCS.

00:00:14   I'm one of your co-hosts, Mr. Federico Vittucci,

00:00:18   and I'm so happy to be joined by Stephen Hackett.

00:00:22   Hello, Stephen.

00:00:23   -Hello, Mr. Federico Vittucci.

00:00:25   -I like calling myself a mister.

00:00:27   -It's good.

00:00:28   -Yeah, yeah.

00:00:30   -It's good. You're kind of the man of the hour today.

00:00:32   We're going to talk about that.

00:00:33   -Am I?

00:00:34   -Your big iPhone story. We'll get to that.

00:00:36   -Well, I'm the man of the year, so.

00:00:38   -Wow. Well, technically, I think our next host,

00:00:41   the Ricky Benchman, is the man of the year.

00:00:43   -Yes.

00:00:44   -Ricky Benchman and Mike Hurley, welcome to the program.

00:00:47   -I'm the man of the year and also the man of this current period

00:00:51   until there's an Apple event.

00:00:53   -The man of this period.

00:00:55   -Yes, but I'm both year and period, remember,

00:00:57   because I have the annual and keynote, hence Spencer.

00:01:00   -Right, right. You're a man of many timeframes, I guess.

00:01:03   -That's me. And Relay co-founder champion and draft champion.

00:01:08   -Right, right, right.

00:01:10   -I'm having a winning year.

00:01:11   -And St. Jude content creator of the year.

00:01:15   -Yes. -But we share that.

00:01:17   -We do share that. We do. But I still am it, you know?

00:01:20   -Yeah.

00:01:22   -And you're also our friend.

00:01:24   -Which is the best honor of all.

00:01:26   -There's also that.

00:01:27   -Ah, you know?

00:01:30   -Yeah. Yeah, I'm in a good mood today.

00:01:32   -Good. -I had my tea.

00:01:34   I had some tea today before the show, instead of coffee.

00:01:37   It's nice.

00:01:38   -We also spilled the tea in the pro show,

00:01:42   GetConnectedPro.co.

00:01:44   If you want to hear Steven explain to me and Federico

00:01:46   all of the drama around WordPress, go there.

00:01:49   And if you want to hear mine and Federico's

00:01:51   immediate takes to that drama, also, GetConnectedPro.co.

00:01:55   It's good. I, in honor of the Meta Orion headset,

00:01:59   am drinking a smoothie.

00:02:01   -A.I. did not tell me how to make it.

00:02:04   -Oh, okay.

00:02:05   I was struggling to understand the reference,

00:02:07   but then I got it.

00:02:08   -Yeah, it's a little demo joke for y'all.

00:02:12   We'll get to that later.

00:02:13   But first, first, we have follow-up.

00:02:18   Anthony asks, "A week in, what photographic styles

00:02:22   are you using on your new phones?"

00:02:25   -Okay.

00:02:27   By default, standard, tone set to -0.5,

00:02:35   although I like editing after the fact a lot.

00:02:40   And so for a bunch of pictures,

00:02:42   I gravitate toward amber or gold as the style.

00:02:48   But it depends on the photo.

00:02:49   So, when I shoot, I shoot in standard with -0.5 for tone.

00:02:55   Some photos, I like to change to amber or gold.

00:03:00   -I'm using natural with no additional adjustments.

00:03:04   -Natural? -Yeah.

00:03:05   -That's a choice. Okay.

00:03:07   -It's a little cooler than standard and a little flatter.

00:03:12   Like you, I don't love it on all photos,

00:03:15   and I've definitely been tinkering with it.

00:03:17   And if you've got a Mac with Sonoma, no, Sequoia, geez,

00:03:23   if you have a Mac with Sequoia on it,

00:03:24   you can edit those on the Mac, the same UI shows up.

00:03:28   I do like gold and amber as well for some stuff,

00:03:31   but natural so far has been my go-to.

00:03:35   -I absolutely have not internalized the Mac OS name.

00:03:39   -The two S's in a row. -I actually genuinely --

00:03:43   You just said it.

00:03:44   I forgot it by the end of my sentence.

00:03:46   -Sekoia. -I couldn't remember what it was.

00:03:48   -Sekoia. -You know, I will just not --

00:03:50   I just figure I just won't learn it.

00:03:52   -Just call it Mac OS. -Just let it go.

00:03:54   Just Mac OS. -They should go back to animals.

00:03:57   They should do dogs for the next Mac OS release.

00:03:59   -Can you remember those?

00:04:00   Everybody knows what a dog is, you know?

00:04:02   -Yeah. -Yeah.

00:04:03   -Snow Retriever is the best one.

00:04:06   -Mac OS dog. -Mac OS Beagle.

00:04:09   -Mac OS good boy. -That's what I want.

00:04:10   -Mac OS good boy. -I want dog.

00:04:11   I want Mac OS monkey. -Oh, just --

00:04:13   -Mac OS giraffe, you know?

00:04:15   -Man, give me Mac OS monkey, like, right now.

00:04:19   I need Mac OS monkey. -Exactly.

00:04:20   -Yes. -Mac OS elephant, you know?

00:04:23   Like, that's what I want.

00:04:24   I want to go real, like, "And the Mac OS says moo."

00:04:28   You know, that's what I'm looking for.

00:04:29   -Incredible. -I use gold,

00:04:32   the photographic style gold.

00:04:34   I don't have yet, like, a standard adjustment.

00:04:37   I've been kind of, like, adjusting the images

00:04:40   within the gold preset kind of where needed

00:04:42   because for just taking photos of objects,

00:04:47   I like it kind of regular, but for taking photos of people,

00:04:50   I kind of dial down the tone a little bit.

00:04:52   So, I'm still -- I may settle on a number,

00:04:55   but I just haven't dialed it in yet.

00:04:57   If you want a bit more information about this

00:04:59   and some good kind of, like, presets,

00:05:01   Tyler Sohrman's iPhone 16 photographer's review video

00:05:05   is really, really good. I'm, like, halfway through it,

00:05:06   but Tyler does a great job of explaining photographic styles.

00:05:10   -He killed it this year. -Yeah.

00:05:13   He just knows what he's talking about, you know?

00:05:15   And he does a good job of showing that.

00:05:17   -You know, he's a lot taller than you would think.

00:05:20   He's really tall. -Well, Mike believes that.

00:05:23   -I mean, Mike knows he's taller, but...

00:05:26   -Yeah, I mean, I have met him,

00:05:27   and I genuinely don't remember how tall he is,

00:05:30   but just to see him that I'm looking up at him,

00:05:32   which says a lot about Tyler, I guess.

00:05:34   -He and I went for a walk one year at WWDC for, like, an hour

00:05:36   and just talked about life, and it was very enjoyable.

00:05:40   -Yep. Good dude.

00:05:41   -Jonathan wrote in about the Apple Watch speaker.

00:05:44   Jonathan has some words for us.

00:05:46   "I was disappointed not to hear follow-up

00:05:48   from my favorite Shower Speaker podcasters

00:05:51   on how audio on the Apple Watch performed while lathered up,

00:05:54   so I went into the field to test this for myself."

00:05:57   Okay, first of all, Jonathan, you don't shower in a field.

00:06:02   Shower in a shower. -Steven.

00:06:05   Steven, come on.

00:06:07   -Here are my findings. -We're better than this.

00:06:09   -Here are my findings.

00:06:10   "Unfortunately, the audio works okay when washing your hair.

00:06:14   Water immediately gets in the speaker holes,

00:06:16   muffling the audio and making it impossible

00:06:18   to hear when not near your ears.

00:06:20   This is extremely problematic

00:06:22   when washing my average-length eyes."

00:06:25   -Okay. -I mean...

00:06:27   -Yeah, cool.

00:06:28   -I wouldn't have bothered to try it

00:06:30   because I would have known this would have happened, you know?

00:06:33   Like, if you take your phone in the shower

00:06:34   and any water gets on it, it's like...

00:06:36   "That happens very quickly."

00:06:39   So you kind of got to get the phone

00:06:41   out of the way of the water.

00:06:42   The watch is on your wrist.

00:06:43   It can't be more in the way of the water, you know?

00:06:47   -Still, though, I appreciate how this follow-up was sent.

00:06:52   Clearly, Jonathan knows how to --

00:06:54   you know, all the references, the thighs, you know?

00:06:58   -I also like that they just did it

00:07:00   rather than asking us to do it, you know?

00:07:02   The best follow-up is where you've already done the work

00:07:05   and you just tell us what happened.

00:07:07   -Yeah, this is how you do it.

00:07:08   This is how you do the work for us.

00:07:09   And then send us the follow-up.

00:07:11   Yeah, yeah. -Send us the follow-up.

00:07:12   -Well done, Jonathan. Well done.

00:07:14   -Well done.

00:07:16   Don't shower in a field.

00:07:18   -David. -That's not what --

00:07:20   -It's pretty good!

00:07:21   -No, no, no. -No, it really isn't.

00:07:24   If you have to say a joke twice, it's not good.

00:07:29   -Please clap.

00:07:30   Please stop. -[Sighs]

00:07:37   -Speaking of Jonathan. -Yes.

00:07:40   -Let's now defend Jonathan, but a different one.

00:07:43   -A different one.

00:07:45   So, I, back in the spring, wrote this blog post.

00:07:48   We talked about it, about the Jonathan,

00:07:50   this weird concept computer from the '80s at Apple

00:07:54   that was a bunch of modules you stuck together,

00:07:55   like, physical, like, book-sized modules.

00:07:59   And that blog post did very well.

00:08:01   It's one of the only handful of blog posts

00:08:04   about the computer on the Internet.

00:08:06   I did a bunch of research.

00:08:08   So, I got an e-mail last week from a reader named Jeff,

00:08:12   whose uncle worked at Apple, did a bunch of stuff at Apple,

00:08:16   and was involved in the Jonathan Project.

00:08:19   And his uncle, whose name was Tom Toteman,

00:08:25   wrote a memo to John Sculley, Apple CEO,

00:08:29   trying to save the project when it was going to be canceled.

00:08:33   And he sent me a copy of the memo, and I republished it.

00:08:36   So, I'm #leaking now, internal Apple memos from the '80s.

00:08:42   And it's just fascinating to see this little glimpse

00:08:45   into this story.

00:08:47   The project seems to have been further along

00:08:49   than I or I think anybody else thought.

00:08:51   Like, they had packaging materials ready to go.

00:08:53   I don't think you do that just for a prototype.

00:08:55   So, now, you know, now I'm wondering, like,

00:08:58   is there one of these out there somewhere?

00:08:59   Is there someone has a Jonathan in their attic?

00:09:01   I don't know.

00:09:02   Hit me up.

00:09:03   - Somebody at least made a model.

00:09:06   - Yes.

00:09:07   - Right?

00:09:08   - Definitely.

00:09:09   Yeah, 'cause they're photos of a model.

00:09:11   - Oh, of course, that's not a render.

00:09:12   They didn't have renders back then.

00:09:14   - Yeah, yeah.

00:09:14   The photo in this blog post is of a mock-up.

00:09:19   And then, in the original blog post, I had renders.

00:09:21   - Like, a billion dollars to render in the '80s.

00:09:24   - Yeah, yeah.

00:09:25   (laughing)

00:09:27   So, yeah, just super interesting.

00:09:28   I just wanna point one thing out.

00:09:30   This memo is incredible.

00:09:32   But in a section called Obvious Non-Obsolescence,

00:09:37   he wrote, "This design quote and all capital letters

00:09:40   "removes the fear that this computer

00:09:43   "will be obsolete next year."

00:09:45   Removes the fear.

00:09:47   Pretty good.

00:09:51   This person definitely had skin in the Jonathan game.

00:09:54   - It seems like it, yeah.

00:09:55   - So, on last week's show, we spoke a little bit

00:09:58   about Federico switching to the iPhone 16 Plus.

00:10:03   I don't know why that name,

00:10:06   I still got stuck on that one, too.

00:10:08   But Federico, you wrote an article

00:10:10   about your experience of switching to the Plus.

00:10:14   Is there anything that you wanted to touch on

00:10:16   about it on the show?

00:10:17   Or do you just say to people, go read the article?

00:10:19   Which they should also do, anyway.

00:10:21   - No, I mean, yeah, people should read the article.

00:10:24   I don't know, I just feel like

00:10:26   it's been going really well.

00:10:29   And in a way that I was not expecting

00:10:33   to sort of have so much fun with the 16 Plus.

00:10:38   Because I sort of, I mean, that's basically,

00:10:42   I kinda ignored this part of the iPhone lineup

00:10:47   for the past few years.

00:10:49   Just because I always got the Pro Max.

00:10:52   And it's a fun experiment.

00:10:56   And I could tell that, like we spoke about this last week,

00:11:00   I could tell that something sort of felt off

00:11:03   about the Pro Max for me this year.

00:11:05   Or maybe I just had this thought in my mind.

00:11:08   And I ordered the Pro Max,

00:11:10   but that idea never left my brain, basically.

00:11:14   That like, actually you should go with the 16 Plus.

00:11:18   And yeah, just the idea that yes, I'm missing some features,

00:11:23   but not to the extent that I thought I would.

00:11:26   And this is something that happens,

00:11:29   something that I noticed is that,

00:11:31   especially if you are very online, right?

00:11:35   As we all tend to be.

00:11:37   There's this part of the discourse

00:11:42   in the Apple sphere of Mastodon and Threads,

00:11:47   that you should get the iPhone, the Pro or the Pro Max.

00:11:52   Everything else is for quote-unquote normal people.

00:11:56   And we are not normal people.

00:11:59   And--

00:12:00   - I mean, we're definitely not normal people.

00:12:02   I mean, I know what you're saying, but yeah.

00:12:05   - Right, right.

00:12:06   - Maybe in a different way.

00:12:07   - Right, but why?

00:12:09   But why though?

00:12:10   Or I guess, can we not be, right?

00:12:15   Like, I, this is one of,

00:12:19   like an idea that I touch upon in the story where,

00:12:22   like this sort of expectation that some people have,

00:12:26   but it's, as I wrote,

00:12:28   like it's also something that I had for myself,

00:12:30   like something that I convinced myself that I had to do.

00:12:33   Like always get the absolute best.

00:12:35   That's what you're supposed to do.

00:12:36   You're supposed to be getting iPad Pro,

00:12:39   the best Apple Watch, the best AirPods and the best iPhone.

00:12:43   Like, there's an expectation,

00:12:46   because I've seen comments from people,

00:12:48   like, oh, you know, those phones are like for my mom,

00:12:51   which is a typical argument.

00:12:53   And every, but like we,

00:12:55   the people who really care about Apple,

00:12:57   we get the Pro and the Pro Max.

00:13:01   And I feel like I've realized that,

00:13:06   like it was a bunch of things.

00:13:10   When I was watching the keynote, you know,

00:13:12   just all of those announcements sort of glossing over,

00:13:16   you know, just, and being bored

00:13:19   by seeing some of the advanced features,

00:13:22   knowing that I will never take advantage of those myself,

00:13:24   even though I recognize that they are essential

00:13:26   for a lot of folks.

00:13:27   And the thought of having a phone that when I look at it,

00:13:32   it's not the same old boring thing.

00:13:38   I don't know, those ideas stuck in my brain

00:13:42   and eventually I followed through

00:13:44   and I'm absolutely loving the 16 Plus.

00:13:47   So yeah, that's the gist of the story, really.

00:13:52   It's a good phone.

00:13:54   It'll probably get discontinued next year.

00:13:57   But in thinking about it,

00:13:59   like I think it'll be a useful experiment

00:14:01   not to use a Pro for a year,

00:14:03   because if they really do come out with an iPhone Air

00:14:06   that is not a Pro, but has the brand new design

00:14:09   and maybe trades some of the more advanced specs

00:14:12   for a much slimmer profile and a brand new design language,

00:14:16   then it's gonna be useful to having, you know,

00:14:21   having used the 16 Plus for a year.

00:14:22   - Is it not true that Apple sells more Pro phones

00:14:27   than regular phones?

00:14:29   - I don't know, is it?

00:14:31   - Maybe, I know they make more money from it,

00:14:34   but I don't know.

00:14:35   I feel like it depends year to year.

00:14:37   But anyway, I'm not trying to argue with you.

00:14:40   I find the points that you bring up

00:14:43   in the article interesting.

00:14:45   I mean, naturally I bristle at it, right?

00:14:48   Because I am someone who wants the Pro phone

00:14:53   and I do believe that buying the Pro phone

00:14:57   is the best for what I'm doing,

00:15:01   like from a content perspective,

00:15:02   not just because I also want it.

00:15:05   But I don't disagree with where you're coming from.

00:15:08   Like there shouldn't be a requirement

00:15:10   that that is the phone that you use because of what you do.

00:15:15   Like you mentioned this is like invisible social contract

00:15:20   that we have to buy the best thing,

00:15:21   which is a weird thing to have, right?

00:15:24   Like if you feel such a thing, it is a weird thing to have.

00:15:28   - Yeah.

00:15:29   - And it's a well-formed idea.

00:15:30   I don't think that it, you know,

00:15:33   I don't think it applies to everyone.

00:15:35   I don't think it applies to me.

00:15:36   Like I buy the phone that I want.

00:15:39   Like if I wasn't doing this for a living,

00:15:42   I would still be buying the Pro phone

00:15:43   'cause I want the best phone.

00:15:45   Like it's what I want.

00:15:46   And by best, I mean, quote unquote, most features.

00:15:49   You know, I just want all of the features

00:15:52   'cause that's what I like to have.

00:15:54   But it's a well-formed idea that I find interesting.

00:15:59   I will be intrigued to see where you go from here.

00:16:02   So I will be intrigued, like, do you last the whole year?

00:16:05   I'm not saying you wouldn't, but I'm intrigued, right?

00:16:08   - Oh yeah, oh yeah.

00:16:10   - Like it is, you're feeling good about it right now,

00:16:12   which I understand you should.

00:16:14   It looks fantastic. - Absolutely, yeah, yeah.

00:16:15   - But it's like how, and while it's like right now,

00:16:18   you're like these features are all the things that I've got

00:16:21   I want and the things that I don't have, I don't want.

00:16:23   And I get all of that.

00:16:24   It would just be intriguing to me to see like,

00:16:27   do you go the full time?

00:16:29   And then what is your choice next time?

00:16:32   - Oh, if they really do the iPhone Air,

00:16:35   that's gonna be what I get.

00:16:37   - It's probably, I would expect that's the phone we all buy.

00:16:40   - Yeah, I think so.

00:16:41   - In that scenario, just because it will be,

00:16:44   I mean, but this is going back to the original thing,

00:16:46   like this, it will be the interesting one.

00:16:48   It will be the one to talk about.

00:16:50   So like, I actually do see that scenario

00:16:53   that you're referencing, right?

00:16:55   If it comes around to next year and they have this phone,

00:16:57   which is just like dramatically different

00:16:59   from a content creation perspective,

00:17:01   that's probably the one to buy, right?

00:17:03   Because it's going to be the one in which I can have

00:17:07   the most interesting things to say.

00:17:09   And like similarly, like even if we're like six layers down

00:17:13   through the stack now, there might be a part

00:17:15   of your brain Federico that wanted the plus

00:17:17   because you can tell, like in your mind,

00:17:19   you can tell and communicate more interesting stories

00:17:21   by having this phone than having the profile.

00:17:23   - Yeah, I mean, I feel like,

00:17:27   I feel like for the kind of work that I do,

00:17:32   so if you look at the different segments of my work, right,

00:17:36   the iPad has never been boring because like it or not,

00:17:39   there's always been drama.

00:17:41   So it's never been samey.

00:17:43   It's always been something.

00:17:45   The tragedy and the victory, the drama,

00:17:47   it's like watching a soap opera.

00:17:49   The Apple Watch has been also interesting

00:17:53   because like with the Apple Watch,

00:17:54   then they got bigger, then they did the Ultra,

00:17:56   and then they did the Ultra 2,

00:17:59   which was also kind of weird.

00:18:01   Like it's never been boring.

00:18:02   The iPhone has been like an incredible product,

00:18:04   but especially the whole run from 11 Pro Max

00:18:08   to 15 and 16 Pro Max has been kind of samey

00:18:13   year after year, right?

00:18:15   - Oh, but we've been here before.

00:18:16   Don't forget like six to 10, you know?

00:18:20   - Yes, exactly.

00:18:21   - Because I just think this is the kind of product

00:18:23   that is like really hard for them to be daring with.

00:18:27   - Yeah, and I feel like there's nothing bad.

00:18:31   So I guess this is the other idea of the story,

00:18:33   this stigma against the base model iPhones.

00:18:37   And where I'm coming from is there's nothing bad

00:18:40   in prioritizing a product that makes you happy

00:18:44   for reasons that are not your typical tech blog post, right?

00:18:51   If a product makes you happy because it's blue

00:18:54   and because you look at it and you're like,

00:18:55   "Ooh, that's hot," right, that's probably not something

00:19:00   that you would typically find on a tech publication,

00:19:05   but whatever, like if it makes me feel good

00:19:09   and if I'm willing to sacrifice some features intentionally,

00:19:14   right, give them up, because overall,

00:19:18   using this product is more fun

00:19:22   and therefore makes me feel better

00:19:24   and therefore contributes in a way to the work that I do,

00:19:27   then yeah, then yeah, absolutely.

00:19:30   - Me and you were talking about this a little bit yesterday.

00:19:33   And like I was saying to you,

00:19:35   I kind of feel technology for me is best

00:19:39   when I even treat it like it's a tool or it's a toy.

00:19:43   Like if I can find either of those in a thing,

00:19:47   it makes me happy, which is why I love my 16 Pro

00:19:51   'cause compared to the Pro Max,

00:19:53   because its size makes it feel more toy-like to me

00:19:56   because I can kind of just like grab it and throw it around

00:19:59   and like it's easy to use.

00:20:01   And it makes it feel more like a toy than the Pro Max did,

00:20:05   which feels like something more significant

00:20:08   that I have to handle and deal with, so yeah.

00:20:11   In your article, you linked to this thing

00:20:15   called the Arc Pulse.

00:20:17   I see these on Instagram all the time.

00:20:21   These things are mad.

00:20:23   And I get why you would want to go down this route

00:20:26   because it's basically, they claim to give

00:20:30   all of the protection of a case without a case.

00:20:32   So it's like a two piece thing,

00:20:34   which is like a piece of metal

00:20:35   that goes around the camera kind of square

00:20:39   and across to the corners on the top.

00:20:42   And then the second piece, which is just corner to corner.

00:20:44   So it's like protecting the impact zones.

00:20:47   - I just want to use the top one personally.

00:20:52   - Right, okay.

00:20:54   That would look, yeah, that would look better.

00:20:55   I've always found these things

00:20:56   to be like a really interesting idea,

00:20:59   but I just don't like the way it looks.

00:21:02   Like it's, I don't know, it's too jewelry-y maybe.

00:21:05   - Yeah, it is, it is too.

00:21:07   But I feel like the silver with the ultramarine phone,

00:21:11   just the top is going to look extra nice.

00:21:13   - Absolutely perfect, yeah.

00:21:16   'Cause I get the thing of like,

00:21:17   you obviously don't want to put a case of any kind

00:21:19   on this phone 'cause that negates one of your main reasons

00:21:22   for having fun, right? - I have one, I have one.

00:21:24   And I mean, it's a silicone case, you know,

00:21:27   it just completely, like you said,

00:21:30   completely negates the entire design and the entire color.

00:21:33   So yeah.

00:21:34   - Man, they sell a 231 pound version of this

00:21:37   made out of titanium.

00:21:38   - Jeez.

00:21:39   Okay.

00:21:42   - Do you want a 230 pound case for your phone for this year?

00:21:46   - Why not?

00:21:47   - Why not? - I just want the basic one.

00:21:50   But like, there's like almost a month and a half

00:21:54   of waiting times for orders placed today for the 16 Plus.

00:21:59   They're delivering mid to late November.

00:22:02   - At least this means they're doing the smart thing though,

00:22:04   which is they didn't start making them

00:22:07   before the phone came out.

00:22:08   - Yeah.

00:22:09   - Right?

00:22:10   'Cause something like this,

00:22:12   the tolerances have to be perfect.

00:22:14   Like it's a piece of metal that's wrapping around the phone.

00:22:18   Like they have to do it right.

00:22:20   But yeah, that is funny though.

00:22:22   - Yeah.

00:22:23   - It's like, oh, be careful with your phone.

00:22:25   - But yeah, I think with this article,

00:22:27   like I think I'm in an interesting place

00:22:30   in terms of which Apple products I use.

00:22:33   iPhone 16 Plus.

00:22:34   And then on the other end, it's like iPad Pro,

00:22:38   11 inch high-end model, like nano texture display, cellular.

00:22:43   But it's like, it's the thing, right?

00:22:47   It's not because it's the best,

00:22:48   it's because it's the nano texture.

00:22:50   Like it's got that unique thing that I really love.

00:22:55   But then at the same time, I'm using the AirPods 4,

00:22:58   like the base model AirPods.

00:23:00   And to give you another piece of follow-up,

00:23:03   I stopped using the Series 10.

00:23:06   I went back to the Ultra 1.

00:23:08   - You did.

00:23:09   - I did, I did.

00:23:11   Because man, even with the battery health at 90%,

00:23:16   so it's been going down.

00:23:18   It's still like the Ultra is something else.

00:23:23   Like I was using the Series 10

00:23:25   and just having to charge it every day,

00:23:28   I lasted less than a week with that watch.

00:23:33   And so the Ultra, I'm gonna try and cling on

00:23:36   to this first gen Ultra,

00:23:37   because I really don't care about the double tap

00:23:40   or whatever is new in the Ultra 2.

00:23:42   But it's getting old and I can tell

00:23:45   that the battery is not the same as it used to be.

00:23:48   But yeah, I went back to the Ultra 1.

00:23:51   So it's an interesting mix.

00:23:52   Oh, and obviously I also have the decapitated MacBook Air,

00:23:57   which will probably soon be replaced by a small Mac Mini,

00:24:04   if they really do the Apple TV sized Mini.

00:24:06   But yeah, it's like, I don't know.

00:24:10   I feel like, I really like the Apple devices

00:24:13   that I'm using now.

00:24:13   - You're living your best life right now and I respect that.

00:24:16   - Yeah, I think so.

00:24:18   I'm buying whatever I want

00:24:21   and I'm really enjoying the products

00:24:26   that Apple released this year.

00:24:29   Now the software is a different story,

00:24:31   but the products, the products are good, yeah.

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00:26:42   and all of Relay.

00:26:43   - So our campaign for St. Jude Children's

00:26:48   Research Hospital is wrapping up now.

00:26:50   If you wanna still make a donation, you can.

00:26:52   We can go to stjude.org/relay.

00:26:55   It's gonna be closing up at the end of this week.

00:26:57   But we wanted to just say one million thank yous.

00:27:02   - Yeah.

00:27:04   - We've passed a million dollars raised this year,

00:27:08   which is a truly incredible thing.

00:27:10   We also have actually passed another goal,

00:27:12   which is $4 million raised since we started the campaign

00:27:17   five years ago.

00:27:20   - I am really struggling to comprehend this.

00:27:25   It's something that comes in waves of like understanding

00:27:28   and sinking in and then leaving again.

00:27:30   It's an incredible thing that our community has done.

00:27:35   I am so incredibly proud of what we have all done together

00:27:40   as podcast hosts and as working with all SAC

00:27:44   and with our incredible community, our listeners.

00:27:47   This is one of the most united things

00:27:51   that I felt achieving this together,

00:27:54   especially for us achieving it

00:27:56   in Relay's 10th year as well.

00:27:58   This has always been a dream that maybe one day

00:28:02   we could raise a million dollars.

00:28:05   But to have achieved it this year is,

00:28:08   it's made a very special year even more special.

00:28:11   And I'm so incredibly thankful.

00:28:14   - Probably not as thankful as Stephen though.

00:28:17   (laughs)

00:28:18   - We're both very thankful.

00:28:20   - We're both very,

00:28:20   but I think you get a little cherry on the top.

00:28:23   - Sure, yeah.

00:28:24   It is, I mean, it's just incredible.

00:28:26   I was telling somebody today who is aware of our campaign,

00:28:29   but not closely following it.

00:28:31   And he asked how it was going.

00:28:34   I was like, well, we raised over a million dollars this year

00:28:37   and 4 million lifetime.

00:28:39   And we started this just five weeks ago,

00:28:42   counting up to 3 million raised,

00:28:44   which is, the delta being that is absolutely wild.

00:28:48   Yeah, it's incredible.

00:28:49   And to me, what it says is that our community

00:28:52   has embraced this in a way that we hoped would be possible

00:28:56   in the beginning, right?

00:28:57   And what they did for our family saving our son's life

00:29:02   is something they do every day

00:29:04   for families all over the world.

00:29:07   And that million dollars that our community has given

00:29:11   is gonna go pay for chemo.

00:29:14   And food in the cafeteria and stuff in research labs

00:29:18   and flights for families to get in and out of Memphis

00:29:21   for treatment and housing and on and on and on.

00:29:25   We talked a lot about, in the podcast a lot in particular,

00:29:29   that St. Jude cares for the whole family.

00:29:31   And you can see how much money that takes.

00:29:36   And so to be able to hand a million dollars over

00:29:40   from the community to St. Jude is just,

00:29:43   it's astonishing.

00:29:44   So yes, thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

00:29:46   Thank you.

00:29:47   - And if it makes you feel better, it makes me even better.

00:29:51   It makes me feel real great.

00:29:52   You know, every year our community exceeds the expectations

00:29:57   that everybody has.

00:29:58   Like, we work with a bunch of incredible professionals

00:30:01   and every year you surprise them, so.

00:30:05   - Yep.

00:30:06   - That always makes me happy.

00:30:08   - Me too.

00:30:08   - When the fundraising professionals we have

00:30:10   are surprised by just how generous our community is.

00:30:13   And so I love that very much and it makes me feel very proud

00:30:16   of what we've all done together once again.

00:30:19   So thank you so much.

00:30:20   - Switching gears out of that.

00:30:24   - Well, this app has actually been very helpful for me

00:30:27   during this time period, which is Croissant.

00:30:30   - Croissant.

00:30:32   - Croissant.

00:30:32   This is an app made by Ben McCarthy and Aaron Vey.

00:30:39   And it is a cross-posting app.

00:30:41   And so it allows you to cross-post

00:30:43   across multiple social networks.

00:30:46   Ben had told me about this idea a while ago

00:30:48   and we were chatting about it.

00:30:50   I think we may have first spoke about it in London.

00:30:52   Me and Ben took a train ride together

00:30:53   from the Hackney Empire one day.

00:30:55   And I think we may have spoken about it then,

00:30:57   or it was not too long after that.

00:30:59   And I had been frequently begging Ben for a test flight

00:31:04   and ended up being able to get one

00:31:07   the day before the podcast.

00:31:09   And I was like, "Ben, please, I need this tomorrow.

00:31:13   Like, I need it.

00:31:14   I can't be posting manually to all these social networks.

00:31:17   Please help me."

00:31:18   I've really enjoyed this app a lot.

00:31:20   It's been very helpful for me during this period.

00:31:23   It is just one of these apps that is delightfully designed,

00:31:27   you know, and that's what I like about it.

00:31:29   It's got the right amount of flair,

00:31:32   which is some, but not too much, right?

00:31:36   And, like, the visual design is very good.

00:31:38   It allows you to post to Mastodon threads and Blue Sky.

00:31:41   And I've been using it for multiple threads accounts

00:31:45   and multiple Mastodon accounts.

00:31:47   Yeah, I think it's fantastic.

00:31:49   I mean, it's a weird thing that we're in this situation again

00:31:52   where we need something like this,

00:31:54   but your cohost, Brendan, who says so many smart things,

00:32:00   Federico, I'm sure you're aware of that,

00:32:02   but Brendan is a good thinker.

00:32:05   Brendan mentioned, like, even if you're not cross-posting,

00:32:09   I was looking for an app like this

00:32:10   when all of the Twitter Mastodon stuff was kicking off,

00:32:13   which is I'd want an app where I just post

00:32:16   and don't have to engage.

00:32:19   Like, sometimes I just want to post.

00:32:21   Like, I don't need to be in, like, looking at reply mode

00:32:25   or looking at timeline.

00:32:27   And this app is also just good for that.

00:32:29   Like, send things.

00:32:32   And Ben has especially been very open online

00:32:35   talking about the things that they're looking to add

00:32:37   to the app, like it's iPhone only right now.

00:32:40   They want to put it on other platforms.

00:32:42   I really want it on my Mac, especially.

00:32:44   I would definitely take an iPad version

00:32:47   if that's what they want to put.

00:32:49   I'll take the iPhone version, honestly, on my Mac.

00:32:52   I tried using it with, what is that thing called

00:32:57   where I can screen share to my iPhone?

00:32:59   iPhone mirroring?

00:33:01   It did not, like, it just was so upset

00:33:03   about me trying to add images.

00:33:04   Like, this is not a bad thing.

00:33:05   I think this is just, like, that is wonky.

00:33:10   Yeah, I think it's fantastic.

00:33:13   I will say, look, sometimes, once a month,

00:33:17   I have to post something to Twitter, right?

00:33:19   I'm still doing it.

00:33:21   I don't want to do it anymore, and we're probably going to stop.

00:33:24   -Wait, you are?

00:33:25   -I post new episodes of Cortex to a Cortex Twitter account.

00:33:28   -Oh, okay, not with your personal account.

00:33:30   -Not my own, not my own. -Oh, okay, okay.

00:33:32   So, once a month, I'm logging on to Buffer, and I'm posting.

00:33:36   And, like, Buffer's getting real expensive, gang.

00:33:39   Like, let me tell you, I pay so much money for one post a month.

00:33:43   So, I'm going to -- I want to get rid of that,

00:33:47   and, like, I just want them to add Twitter to this.

00:33:49   I know -- I hate it. I don't use it.

00:33:51   I don't ever want to log into it.

00:33:53   That's the point.

00:33:55   But the problem is, it's complicated, like, API-wise.

00:33:58   But I just -- Wouldn't it be amazing

00:34:00   if I could post to everything I might ever want to post to

00:34:03   from this one beautiful application?

00:34:06   Maybe I just need to stop posting

00:34:08   the new episodes of Cortex to Twitter.

00:34:10   Maybe that's what I need to do.

00:34:12   But I'm still doing it.

00:34:13   There's a lot of people there.

00:34:14   Like, I don't use it, but there's people there, you know?

00:34:17   And so, like, what am I supposed to do about this?

00:34:20   It's like, why do I post to anything, you know?

00:34:22   I'm getting a bit existential now.

00:34:24   But anyway, Cross Hunt is fantastic.

00:34:27   If you post to any accounts, I recommend it.

00:34:31   -Yeah, it's really good.

00:34:32   And we should point out Ben's incredible thread

00:34:36   on Macedon and threads that was full of bread jokes.

00:34:40   Like, they absolutely killed it.

00:34:42   And didn't some people get a croissant in the mail?

00:34:45   -So, okay.

00:34:47   -I didn't, and I'm a little upset.

00:34:50   -What would you have done with it, Stephen?

00:34:52   -I got a 10-year-old who loves bread.

00:34:55   -Okay, fair enough.

00:34:55   But I think that's probably the reason.

00:34:57   Okay, so I sat down for coffee in the morning.

00:35:00   Evian was making coffee.

00:35:02   She made me a coffee, and she gave me a plate,

00:35:05   and she said, "This is from Ben."

00:35:08   And there was a croissant on the plate.

00:35:10   And I'm like, "What is happening?"

00:35:12   I think, actually, her words were,

00:35:13   "I heard there's an app coming out today."

00:35:17   And she gave me -- I'm like, "What is happening?"

00:35:19   She's like, "This is from Ben."

00:35:20   And I said again, "What is happening?"

00:35:24   And, yeah.

00:35:24   -So, Ben had arranged for some people to receive croissants,

00:35:28   and that was one of these people.

00:35:30   -I don't take it personally, Ben.

00:35:31   I'm just saying.

00:35:33   -But you obviously do, right?

00:35:34   'Cause when you say, like, "I'm just saying..."

00:35:37   -I'm just saying, you know, adorable 10-year-old.

00:35:41   No, they've killed it.

00:35:43   This app is awesome, and it has just so many little touches,

00:35:47   as you would expect.

00:35:49   It's great.

00:35:50   I'm using it a bunch.

00:35:51   I use it all through the campaign,

00:35:52   and it does lead to a question, though, I think,

00:35:55   of, like, if we want to talk about this briefly,

00:35:58   our feelings on where things are in the social media world.

00:36:02   -Hmm. That's a good question.

00:36:04   -Can I make an observation

00:36:06   about one of the people on this call?

00:36:09   -Okay.

00:36:10   -I think Federico has really learned,

00:36:13   like, a place for some takes, which I appreciate.

00:36:16   -Oh, yeah. -He's threatening it up.

00:36:19   -He's good on threads.

00:36:20   I enjoy Federico on threads.

00:36:22   Federico on threads is like, "I got a take for you."

00:36:26   And you're very good at it.

00:36:27   You have a lot of viral thread posts.

00:36:29   -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You're doing very good

00:36:30   on threads right now. I respect it.

00:36:33   -Yeah, because I don't care anymore.

00:36:35   Yeah, to put it in a way, yes.

00:36:46   Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, that I am using --

00:36:49   I'm noticing that threads can be really good for viral stuff,

00:36:54   even though it doesn't necessarily translate

00:36:56   to much of anything in terms of, like,

00:37:00   are there gonna be more --

00:37:02   Like, of those thousands of people who see my --

00:37:06   Like, today, I saw your thread got 50,000 views.

00:37:10   Cool. Does that mean I'm getting 50,000 new members?

00:37:13   No. It doesn't mean that.

00:37:15   Like, I wish.

00:37:17   But, you know, if even 1% of those people, over time --

00:37:21   Maybe 1% of those people starts following me,

00:37:24   and they're like, "Who's this Bitichi guy, by the way?

00:37:26   Let me see whatever they do at Mac stories."

00:37:28   Like, it's good for the future.

00:37:29   You know, it's a good investment for the future.

00:37:33   It's very good at, like, this sort of, like, visual,

00:37:38   like, screenshots, screen recordings, photos, hot takes.

00:37:43   Unfortunately, it comes and it shares a lot of the same traits

00:37:48   as Twitter back in the day,

00:37:50   which is to say there are types of content that really work.

00:37:56   I'm noticing on threads.

00:37:57   One of them is, unfortunately, complaining about stuff.

00:38:03   That really works because it really fires up the people,

00:38:07   you know?

00:38:08   The other thing is, like, tips, like, teaching people

00:38:14   how to do stuff, like, hidden settings.

00:38:16   -Why is nobody talking about this?

00:38:18   Why did nobody -- Does anybody --

00:38:20   I don't know who needs to know this, but...

00:38:22   -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, there's a lot of that.

00:38:25   There's a lot of that, because it's the algorithm.

00:38:27   It's a social network with an algorithm.

00:38:29   You can't go viral on Mastodon, like, you can't.

00:38:32   Like, that's not how it works.

00:38:34   -Obviously, threads comes with a territory.

00:38:37   You get a lot of awful people in your replies,

00:38:42   but a viral post is --

00:38:46   The side effect is that it is an excellent tool

00:38:50   to mute a bunch of annoying people

00:38:53   that shouldn't be allowed to post online, and yet they do.

00:38:56   So it's great for that.

00:38:58   Mastodon is also excellent for me,

00:39:01   but Mastodon is where, like, "Oh, Mastodon, I got my people."

00:39:04   You know? It's, like, it's the Mac Stories readers,

00:39:08   the club members.

00:39:09   It's a place for the more sophisticated, you know,

00:39:14   readers, like, where I actually discover indie developers.

00:39:18   Like, it's the --

00:39:20   Mastodon is the Mac Stories of social media, in a way.

00:39:25   You know, it's like, "That's my people over there

00:39:28   having serious conversations."

00:39:29   You do get the occasional hater,

00:39:31   but, like, to be a hater on Mastodon,

00:39:34   you really got to go out of your way to do that, like, you know?

00:39:37   I mean, it's easier to be a hater on threads

00:39:41   than it is on the don, as they say, so.

00:39:44   -Yeah, and it's more beneficial, too, which is a shame.

00:39:47   It's a shame.

00:39:48   -I enjoy both places for different reasons, yeah.

00:39:51   -Yeah, me, too.

00:39:52   That's kind of where I am.

00:39:54   I don't know. I have tried to, and I want to do more.

00:39:57   Like, I think I've kind of felt a similar split to you

00:40:01   where I have more followers on threads,

00:40:04   and I get more engagement on threads,

00:40:06   but Mastodon is where I feel like my real audience is,

00:40:14   is kind of maybe the best way to put it.

00:40:18   But I don't know that to be the case.

00:40:20   It's complicated, right?

00:40:22   But it feels like at least the type of stuff

00:40:25   that I see on Mastodon is a little bit more,

00:40:27   like, the typical content that I like.

00:40:31   But I do like threads, too, though.

00:40:32   Like, I actually do really like the threads algorithm

00:40:36   when it's serving me things that it thinks I'm interested in,

00:40:39   not the engagement-bait stuff.

00:40:41   Like, I get enough of that, and you can --

00:40:43   I feel like you can kind of tune the algorithm a bit.

00:40:45   -Yeah, you can, but you still get some horrible people

00:40:49   in your replies.

00:40:49   I'm just going to read you a couple.

00:40:52   This person, engagement-bait detected.

00:40:55   It's either engagement-bait or you are just not very bright.

00:40:58   So when I see this, I'll be like, "Okay, mute,"

00:41:02   and then you go back.

00:41:04   You millennials are really a cursed generation.

00:41:07   -Wow. -What is that in relation to?

00:41:11   -You're just using it wrong.

00:41:13   You're too slow and weird moves.

00:41:17   -Oh, my word. -Mute.

00:41:19   Like, you get a bunch of these folks, you know?

00:41:21   Which is fine, which is fine,

00:41:23   because they got to channel their whatever-it-is anger,

00:41:27   being annoyed, I don't know, somewhere.

00:41:30   But, see, these folks, they have no idea who I am.

00:41:34   I just popped up in their home timeline,

00:41:37   and somehow I have annoyed them, which is okay.

00:41:42   But I also want to say, like, the positive replies,

00:41:47   at least so far, thankfully, outweigh the negatives,

00:41:51   but it's very reminiscent of Twitter,

00:41:53   where, like, it's not like a mastodon

00:41:55   where you get one or two negative replies.

00:41:58   Here, if you have a viral post and you get,

00:42:01   I don't know, 100 positive comments,

00:42:04   you do get 20 to 25, 30 negative ones.

00:42:09   Like, it's a much higher ratio than mastodon.

00:42:12   -Turns out Twitter wasn't really the problem, right?

00:42:14   -No.

00:42:15   -It wasn't, like, the service.

00:42:17   -People are the problem.

00:42:19   -Twitter is not a place. It's a people.

00:42:21   Toddlers have better puzzle-solving skills than you do.

00:42:25   -Okay. -This is from --

00:42:27   Yeah, I don't want to read the username.

00:42:30   Yeah, there's a bunch of these folks like this, you know.

00:42:33   -And this is in relation to something we're going to talk

00:42:35   about later on in the show.

00:42:37   I think these responses are all about issues

00:42:39   you're having with the home screen, right?

00:42:41   -Yeah, I mean, moving icons, you know?

00:42:43   -Yeah. -Yeah, it's tricky.

00:42:44   -Toddlers can do it, Federico. I don't know why you can't.

00:42:46   -Yeah. -Toddlers can do it.

00:42:47   -Dang Millennials, you know.

00:42:53   There's this link that's been going around.

00:42:56   John put it on MacStories called "Forever Notes."

00:43:00   "Forever Notes" with an asterisk in the middle.

00:43:03   -This would do good on Threads. -Yes.

00:43:06   -This does good on Threads.

00:43:08   -I think that's where I came across it the first time.

00:43:10   -Yeah, same. Same here. -Interesting.

00:43:13   I learned about it from one of my favorite websites,

00:43:15   a little site called macstories.net.

00:43:17   That's where I found out about it.

00:43:19   One of my favorite writers, John Vojis, he wrote one.

00:43:22   -Great writer. Yeah.

00:43:23   So, the idea here is that -- Oh, gosh.

00:43:27   I can't believe I'm saying this.

00:43:28   So, are you guys familiar with the Para Productivity System?

00:43:32   -The what? -What?

00:43:34   -Oh, come on. P-A-R-A?

00:43:37   -No. -No? Nobody?

00:43:40   -It's like Para Productivity.

00:43:41   It's like when you have a relationship to productivity,

00:43:43   but productivity doesn't know you.

00:43:45   Is that what that is? -The Para method.

00:43:47   The Para method. -Come on. That was a good joke.

00:43:49   Like, this was -- That was pretty good.

00:43:50   -If you have to say it's a good joke, Mike.

00:43:53   -I didn't say it twice.

00:43:55   That was the thing is if you say it twice.

00:43:57   -So, the Para method would be where, basically,

00:44:00   you break up your productivity system in projects, areas,

00:44:06   resources, and archive.

00:44:08   That's P-A-R-A, Para. -Okay.

00:44:11   -So, basically, forever notes,

00:44:14   which I think is a really clever idea,

00:44:16   they're trying to replicate what people do with P-K-M apps

00:44:22   or Notion in Apple Notes for free.

00:44:27   -This Para thing, this is, like, Notion, right?

00:44:29   Like, this is -- -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:31   -It's, like, all of these things.

00:44:32   -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Notion, Obsidian.

00:44:33   -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Okay.

00:44:34   -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

00:44:36   They're all sort of coming from this creator,

00:44:39   Thiago Forte, I want to say, who sort of is regarded

00:44:44   as the inventor of this method,

00:44:46   which has then been kind of applied to Notion, Obsidian,

00:44:51   Rome, some folks trying -- -It's like GTD again, right?

00:44:56   Like, I'm not saying it's the same thing,

00:44:57   but, like, the idea that, like, GTD was an idea

00:45:00   that David Allen came up with,

00:45:02   and then a bunch of things were built on that.

00:45:04   And, like, this seems like someone came up with this idea,

00:45:07   and now a bunch of tools and systems

00:45:09   have been built on the back of that idea.

00:45:10   -Yeah, I believe the creator of the power method actually --

00:45:14   Steven, you're going to love this --

00:45:15   actually uses Evernote or used to use Evernote.

00:45:18   -Everyone used to use Evernote. -Well, yeah.

00:45:23   Anyway, the idea would be that the kind of,

00:45:27   like, fancy dashboards that you've seen

00:45:29   in Obsidian and Notion for Evernote

00:45:32   kind of wants to replicate that idea in Apple Notes,

00:45:35   which I think is really fascinating.

00:45:38   And it's something that, like, with all of these methods,

00:45:41   I'm always fascinated,

00:45:42   and I want to replicate them myself,

00:45:44   but I always feel weird about, like,

00:45:47   actually straight-up copying someone else's setup.

00:45:50   So what I end up doing every time

00:45:53   is I get inspired by these systems,

00:45:56   but then I came up with my own.

00:45:58   That's what I do.

00:45:59   But at a high level, the idea would be

00:46:01   that you create a central note,

00:46:04   which in Notion and Obsidian, you would call a dashboard.

00:46:07   Here in Forever Notes, they call a home note,

00:46:10   and that home note basically

00:46:12   has a bunch of links to other notes.

00:46:14   That's the high level.

00:46:16   You're using the Apple Notes feature of internal linking

00:46:20   to have this central note

00:46:21   where you link out to other places,

00:46:23   and these other places can be projects.

00:46:26   So, like, a project for me would be iOS 18 review.

00:46:28   It's something that is self-contained,

00:46:31   has a deadline, needs to happen.

00:46:33   it's a standalone entity, or you can link out to hubs.

00:46:38   In the Obsidian world, and I'm sorry for getting so deep

00:46:43   into these terms that I also kind of hate,

00:46:46   but here we are, in the Obsidian world,

00:46:51   people will call them MOCs for M-O-C, or maps of content.

00:46:56   Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

00:47:02   I know, I know, I'm sorry, but in Forever Notes,

00:47:05   your MOC would be what the creator of Forever Notes calls,

00:47:10   in plain English, a hub.

00:47:13   So you have these hubs that can be, I don't know,

00:47:15   family, you know, it's for a better reference,

00:47:20   what in OmniFocus and in things you would call areas.

00:47:24   That's sort of the idea, hubs.

00:47:26   So you have your family hub, you have your health hub,

00:47:29   and in these hubs, those are like other notes

00:47:34   that link out to individual notes,

00:47:37   like you have your health hub.

00:47:37   - Yeah, Notion calls these team spaces and stuff like that.

00:47:40   - Yeah, kind of like that, right?

00:47:42   So the idea would be that you can do all of this fancy stuff

00:47:45   with internal linking and the sub pages in Apple Notes,

00:47:49   and taking advantage of the many features

00:47:51   that Apple added over the years.

00:47:53   Internal linking, highlights, collapsible sections,

00:47:57   rich links, and I think it's very fascinating.

00:48:00   I wrote in my IOC team review

00:48:02   that I do believe Apple Notes is,

00:48:05   the Notes app is the best app at the moment

00:48:07   that Apple makes, and I stand by that.

00:48:09   It's an incredible app that I'm using more and more

00:48:13   for just personal notes.

00:48:16   I do all my writing in Obsidian.

00:48:19   Nothing's ever gonna change that at this point,

00:48:22   but Apple Notes, for this sort of setup,

00:48:26   I have been doing that myself,

00:48:27   but not with this kind of structure.

00:48:29   I always feel a little weird about sort of like

00:48:34   following a strict structure, right?

00:48:40   Like that, oh, I have to use forever notes,

00:48:43   and all of my notes need to be formatted

00:48:46   in a very specific way.

00:48:47   But I still think it's fascinating, and I don't know.

00:48:52   I kind of want to give it a try.

00:48:54   - I want to see someone show me this, right?

00:48:59   'Cause I'm looking at the page,

00:49:00   and I feel like I can only surface level understand

00:49:04   what is actually happening here.

00:49:07   Like, and I've even seen some of the videos,

00:49:08   and for some reason it's not fully clicking into my mind,

00:49:11   but this seems to me--

00:49:13   - I can show you mine.

00:49:14   - I would love that, actually.

00:49:16   But this seems to me,

00:49:17   like building something like this in Apple Notes

00:49:19   seems terrifyingly tenuous.

00:49:23   I think it's more slow than tenuous,

00:49:25   because I think the system is pretty good.

00:49:28   Like the internal linking is just as smart as Notion,

00:49:31   for example.

00:49:32   If you change the name of your note,

00:49:33   the internal links will be renamed accordingly.

00:49:36   It's just slow, because Apple Notes

00:49:38   doesn't have a template feature, for example.

00:49:40   So all of those links,

00:49:42   and that metadata that you're adding at the top of the note,

00:49:45   you gotta do it manually,

00:49:47   because there's no template functionality.

00:49:50   So it's, yeah.

00:49:52   - I see something like this, and I find it really interesting,

00:49:54   but I'm like, why don't you just use Notion, right?

00:49:57   - Ah, because I like using Apple Notes, that's the thing.

00:50:00   - I don't mean you specifically,

00:50:01   I just mean like, it's like a general thing, right?

00:50:03   Like, there are tools that do this stuff,

00:50:07   like maybe they just don't do it the way you want,

00:50:09   which I kind of understand,

00:50:10   but yeah, when I see things like this, it makes me nervous,

00:50:13   'cause I'm just like, something's gonna happen,

00:50:15   and it's gonna break this,

00:50:17   and then you're kind of like out there on the sea.

00:50:21   I don't know, very intriguing, very, very intriguing.

00:50:25   I would like to see it in action,

00:50:26   'cause I think I'm just struggling to get it.

00:50:29   - I'm just over here using folders and subfolders,

00:50:31   like a plebeian.

00:50:33   - Nice.

00:50:34   - I guess, I guess the Steven system.

00:50:36   - The Steven system, yeah.

00:50:38   It's folders, and then inside there, more folders.

00:50:42   - Mm, wow.

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00:52:15   iOS 18 has been out for a couple of weeks now,

00:52:19   and things aren't going super great

00:52:23   in some corners of things.

00:52:25   We're gonna start with this story from Zach Hall.

00:52:27   Mike, what did Zach discover?

00:52:29   - All right, so there is, or has been, a bug.

00:52:34   Maybe it's been fixed by now,

00:52:36   but there was a bug a couple of weeks ago

00:52:39   where if you shared an Apple Watch face

00:52:45   with someone over iMessage,

00:52:48   it would crash iMessages.

00:52:51   Okay, sorry.

00:52:52   You needed to share,

00:52:55   so I would say share my Apple Watch face with Steven.

00:52:58   If Steven double-tapped on it and replied,

00:53:01   you know, you can reply to a message,

00:53:03   this would crash messages.

00:53:05   - Oh, okay.

00:53:07   - And it would crash messages so bad

00:53:10   that every time you open messages,

00:53:13   it would crash messages.

00:53:16   And the only way to fix this

00:53:18   is to delete the conversation completely.

00:53:22   But the problem was every time you open messages,

00:53:26   messages crash.

00:53:27   So real bad, and I expect by now this has been fixed,

00:53:32   but this is an example of some of the funny

00:53:36   and peculiar bugs that have been occurring

00:53:39   as part of the iOS 18 cycle.

00:53:41   But my favorite is one that Federico let me know about,

00:53:44   one of his viral thread posts, which is about iPad OS 18.

00:53:48   - Which doesn't exist anymore for the M4 iPad Pro.

00:53:52   It's straight up gone.

00:53:55   It was pulled a couple of days after it was released

00:54:00   for the M4 iPad Pros.

00:54:02   So the latest ones that came out in May,

00:54:05   because it was breaking some iPads,

00:54:07   some M4 iPads got bricked by iPad OS 18.

00:54:11   And to my knowledge, as of at least yesterday,

00:54:15   because I haven't been so online today,

00:54:17   but it was never re-released.

00:54:21   It's just gone.

00:54:23   And so I think it's very strange.

00:54:27   I have, of course, iPad OS 18 on my iPad

00:54:30   because I'm running the 18.1 beta,

00:54:33   but the 18.0 release was pulled for the M4,

00:54:38   never came back, nobody knows what's happening.

00:54:41   Some people got their devices bricked by the update.

00:54:45   I hope that Apple support took care of them.

00:54:49   But yeah, it's a strange story, right?

00:54:53   I mean, it's been what?

00:54:54   - I had no idea about this.

00:54:56   I did not know this was happening.

00:54:58   And I mean, I will say that like, I'm sure I saw it.

00:55:01   I've kind of over time, I ignore the news on iOS day

00:55:07   'cause this always happens, right?

00:55:08   Like a device breaks, right?

00:55:13   Or like some subset of devices break

00:55:15   and they have to reissue iOS, this happens so often.

00:55:18   So I guess I would have seen this and was just like,

00:55:21   oh, you know, it happened.

00:55:22   I didn't know that it then led to there is no iPad OS 18.

00:55:27   Like there just isn't an iPad OS 18.

00:55:30   They've pulled it and they've never released it.

00:55:32   - Well, just for those models, just for those models.

00:55:35   - Just for the M4, sorry, yeah, for the M4 iPad Pro.

00:55:38   My expectation is they're probably

00:55:39   just waiting for 0.1 now, right?

00:55:41   - Yeah, probably, probably.

00:55:42   - Yeah, but it's still very peculiar.

00:55:45   - Something must have gone horribly wrong

00:55:47   in that release for the M4 iPad Pros.

00:55:50   I just checked on Reddit.

00:55:51   There's a thread in the iPad OS subreddit.

00:55:54   As of last night, it was not out, iPad OS 18 for the M4.

00:56:02   So it was pulled, never came back.

00:56:05   It'll come back eventually, I hope.

00:56:08   I mean, and then of course I joked on threads

00:56:12   that it's not like you would have noticed anyway

00:56:13   that you were running iPad OS 18.

00:56:16   (laughing)

00:56:18   But there it is, yeah.

00:56:20   - Man.

00:56:22   - You just sent us something, Steven,

00:56:24   that there is potentially a version of i18.0.1 coming out?

00:56:30   - Yeah, I mean, the Mac Roomers article is basically like,

00:56:34   it will be coming soon and it will hopefully

00:56:37   fix both of these issues we've talked about so far.

00:56:41   - Hopefully. - Okay, we'll see.

00:56:43   - But it's been what, it's been two weeks

00:56:44   since iOS 18 came out.

00:56:45   I'm a little surprised we haven't seen anything else.

00:56:48   It's still 18.0 running around out there.

00:56:50   - Why is nobody talking about this?

00:56:52   - Why is no one shipping software, you know?

00:56:55   - Yeah, I have a weird bug.

00:56:56   Now, I'm on the 0.1 beta, right?

00:56:59   So like, that's worth knowing.

00:57:01   But this is just one of the strangest bugs

00:57:02   that I've come across.

00:57:04   So I have always had the camera app on my home screen

00:57:09   and I've been a defender of this

00:57:10   because it gave me quick access to the camera

00:57:12   and one-tap access to my photo library, all in one app.

00:57:16   - Sure. - But now I have

00:57:16   camera control, I've gotten rid of it.

00:57:20   I replaced it with photos.

00:57:21   So I put the photos app, I've gotten rid of the camera

00:57:24   from my home screen, I put the photos app,

00:57:25   and I did this on, like I have multiple focus modes

00:57:28   and a few of them have their own home screens, right?

00:57:32   So I changed it out in all those places,

00:57:34   like in my sleep home screen, my travel home screen,

00:57:37   my regular home screen, and my weekend home screen,

00:57:39   now these.

00:57:40   Now, whenever my focus mode changes,

00:57:45   it removes the photos app from my home screen, completely,

00:57:48   and I have to add it.

00:57:49   And this happens every time.

00:57:49   So every time my home screen changes--

00:57:52   - Wait, what, wait, what, wait, what?

00:57:54   - Every time my home screen changes,

00:57:56   the photos app just is gone.

00:57:59   It's just removed.

00:58:01   - It's a little shy, okay.

00:58:03   - It's a little shy.

00:58:04   - I'm having this 'cause I switched

00:58:05   between light mode and dark mode, day and night,

00:58:08   'cause Federico talked me into that,

00:58:10   and it's really good, actually.

00:58:12   And when I switch into dark mode at night,

00:58:16   a bunch of my icons disappear,

00:58:18   'cause I have the icons changed, too.

00:58:20   So like, I'll put-- - So it's not just me.

00:58:22   - I think I sent y'all a screenshot in iMessage.

00:58:24   I'll put it in Discord.

00:58:25   But it's of my second home screen.

00:58:27   And it's like a bunch of holes are punched in it

00:58:29   where apps are missing.

00:58:30   But the labels are there.

00:58:33   Do you have the label for photos still?

00:58:35   Do you know?

00:58:36   - No, no, it's gone.

00:58:37   And the apps have reflowed, which is also funny.

00:58:41   It doesn't leave the gap.

00:58:42   - Okay, that's not what I'm seeing.

00:58:44   You're seeing a different thing.

00:58:45   - It's straight up gone.

00:58:47   Like, it's just gone.

00:58:48   And I just tried it now.

00:58:51   Like, I just set it to my weekend focus mode.

00:58:53   It's not there.

00:58:54   It's just not there.

00:58:55   And I don't understand what's happening.

00:58:58   And I have to keep adding it every day

00:59:02   at least once to a home screen.

00:59:04   It's incredible.

00:59:04   - So good.

00:59:05   Some people on Discord are saying that they see it, too,

00:59:09   which is wild.

00:59:10   Emma asked, "Why is it so broken?"

00:59:13   Yeah, that's a good question.

00:59:16   - That's a really good question.

00:59:17   - Also, we're at a point-- - I mean, this is a beta.

00:59:18   - It is a beta.

00:59:19   - I am genuine.

00:59:20   I'm on the beta, right?

00:59:21   So like, I'm giving them some slack.

00:59:23   But it is, it's just funny.

00:59:25   One thing I'm happy about, though,

00:59:27   on 18, the app library didn't have the kind of, like,

00:59:32   frosted look behind it.

00:59:35   But on 18.1, it's back, which I'm very happy about.

00:59:37   'Cause I found that quite disorientating in a reason,

00:59:39   in a way that I'm not sure why.

00:59:40   - Oh, really?

00:59:41   - I'm happy about that.

00:59:41   Yeah.

00:59:42   - Oh, yeah, look at that.

00:59:43   I've got a 18.0 phone here on my desk.

00:59:46   Yeah, that's awful.

00:59:48   - But I don't know why it looks so bad,

00:59:51   but it just doesn't look right.

00:59:53   - But on point one, it's back to the way it used to look,

00:59:55   which is having the kind of frosted glass look.

00:59:58   - That's good.

00:59:59   - Now, what we were talking about earlier on

01:00:01   that Federico was getting told

01:00:03   that he was a toddler about is,

01:00:05   you posted a video of, like, just how hard it still is

01:00:10   to move icons on the home screen.

01:00:15   - Yeah.

01:00:15   - Which is really weird.

01:00:17   Like, I will admit, like, to move them and keep spaces.

01:00:21   I've not done this.

01:00:22   I've not really played around with this

01:00:23   'cause it's just not something that I need to do.

01:00:26   I like how my home screen is,

01:00:28   but you've wanted to kind of move them around,

01:00:30   and you post a video where it's kind of showing

01:00:32   that, like, they're just seemingly unnecessarily moving.

01:00:37   Like, if you want to move an icon,

01:00:41   it tries to put something in its place,

01:00:43   which doesn't need to happen anymore

01:00:46   'cause you're allowed to have gaps.

01:00:48   - Exactly, exactly.

01:00:49   - Especially when the selling point of iOS 18 is,

01:00:52   and I checked apple.com again.

01:00:54   They literally say place your icons wherever you want.

01:00:58   So, like, but it seems that under the hood,

01:01:03   the system is still kind of following the old grid layout.

01:01:08   And so they're still doing the reflowing,

01:01:10   the placing another icon in the spot that you just emptied.

01:01:14   So there's still a grid underneath,

01:01:16   and it just gets in the way.

01:01:18   And the consensus seems to be

01:01:20   that if you really do want to place your icons anywhere,

01:01:24   the only method to do it,

01:01:27   so that you don't go crazy like I did last night,

01:01:32   is you got to create an empty page and start from scratch

01:01:35   and place your icons one by one

01:01:38   in the layout that you want.

01:01:39   That is, and that's what I've done.

01:01:41   Eventually, I just gave up, and I'm like, okay, fine.

01:01:44   I'll just create a new page,

01:01:46   and I'll drag the icons one by one exactly where I want them,

01:01:50   because if I try and edit this existing page,

01:01:53   it's not gonna do it.

01:01:54   Like, it's not gonna do it.

01:01:55   And it's not just a home screen.

01:01:58   Control center is just as equally bad

01:02:03   in terms of, like, you're trying to drag something,

01:02:05   and you're like, okay, I want to take this control,

01:02:08   and I want to drag it down in the left corner.

01:02:11   And then as you do that, another control puts up

01:02:14   and be like, hey, I guess I'll go up now.

01:02:17   And it just, and it takes the spot of the previous control.

01:02:21   It's like, no, just stay there.

01:02:23   I just want to drag this one, and it doesn't do it.

01:02:26   So I also want to say that for a minute this summer,

01:02:31   it got better.

01:02:34   There was a moment this summer

01:02:36   where dragging things around the home screen

01:02:41   was kind of perfect, and then it wasn't anymore.

01:02:45   And it really seems like it was a person at Apple

01:02:50   that came up with this new logic, and it was great,

01:02:54   but somehow that person got fired,

01:02:57   and we went back to the previous drag-and-drop logic.

01:03:01   - But I think this is an example of my favorite phrase

01:03:04   I've ever come up with, which is institutional one-personism,

01:03:08   where there was somebody at Apple who's like,

01:03:11   yeah, but what about the people that are going to be confused

01:03:14   that the apps aren't moving on their own?

01:03:17   There is this fake person that is created

01:03:21   that everybody's worried won't understand

01:03:23   how to move their apps anymore.

01:03:25   And so then they kind of go to this weird halfway,

01:03:29   where you can move them where you want,

01:03:32   but not if they're already in place.

01:03:34   And it's like, okay, so I can do it,

01:03:38   but there is this fear that if they change it completely

01:03:41   from the way that it used to work,

01:03:43   that people aren't going to understand what to do.

01:03:45   And I find that kind of stuff to be really peculiar.

01:03:47   And I would be more willing to accept this

01:03:50   if I had any indication that Apple did use a testing.

01:03:54   Like, 'cause it may be, genuinely,

01:03:56   that they put this thing in front of a thousand people,

01:03:59   and they couldn't understand

01:04:01   how to make their home screens work anymore.

01:04:03   And so they kind of made this weird half-step.

01:04:05   But I'm not convinced that Apple does that kind of stuff.

01:04:09   - But are we really sure

01:04:11   that the automatic reflow is even good?

01:04:15   Like, isn't it easier to explain to somebody,

01:04:18   take this icon and place it whatever you want,

01:04:22   and nothing else happens?

01:04:23   - I think so.

01:04:24   'Cause you end up in a scenario where moving one icon,

01:04:27   you have to move two icons.

01:04:28   - Exactly, like it's exactly backwards.

01:04:31   It doesn't make any sense.

01:04:33   Like, the easier solution would be just, yeah,

01:04:36   take this icon, place it whatever you want, that's it.

01:04:40   You don't, because with this method,

01:04:43   you're introducing something else you need to worry about,

01:04:46   which is I'm moving this icon,

01:04:47   but other icons will also move, so yeah.

01:04:51   - While we're on this,

01:04:52   I have enough of a funny thing that I find.

01:04:55   I feel bad, sometimes I feel bad for software developers,

01:04:57   and this is one of them.

01:04:58   So in Control Center, there is a type of action,

01:05:02   I think that is just called home,

01:05:04   where you can create essentially a,

01:05:08   by default, this like home control

01:05:12   will just select a recommended set of home,

01:05:16   like things in your home, right?

01:05:19   But this is the same as the widget on the home screen.

01:05:21   But you can uncheck a toggle, it says use recommended,

01:05:26   and choose your own accessories, right?

01:05:29   - Yeah, yeah, you can.

01:05:30   That's what I do.

01:05:31   The problem is, if you do this,

01:05:34   the layout order that you choose

01:05:37   is divorced from reality, all right?

01:05:42   - What do you mean?

01:05:44   - So I wanted to have the top two home controls

01:05:49   in this list, right?

01:05:52   If the things that I've chosen rather than the recommended,

01:05:55   to be here at the studio, I have a lamp, I have two lamps.

01:06:00   I have a lamp in the lounge and a lamp on my desk, right?

01:06:03   So naturally, you would assume,

01:06:04   if you want your first two options at the top of a list,

01:06:09   that you would choose option one and option two, right?

01:06:15   So you go like one, two, in a list,

01:06:19   and then when you go to the actions,

01:06:20   you would see the first one is on the left on the top row,

01:06:23   and the first one is on the right on the top row, right?

01:06:25   That makes sense?

01:06:27   That's not how it works, I don't know why.

01:06:30   So I'm gonna give you an example, all right?

01:06:32   What I want is for my top two rows to be lounge lamp,

01:06:37   recording lamp, and then left radiator, right radiator,

01:06:41   right, one, two, three, four, top two rows.

01:06:45   The way I've had to arrange this

01:06:46   is lamp one, radiator one, lamp two, radiator two.

01:06:51   - That sounds a little bit how you rearrange things

01:06:57   in CarPlay, which is a grid,

01:06:59   and you move them up and down a list on your iPhone,

01:07:01   and just hope they end up in the right place.

01:07:03   - It doesn't make sense, like what is it,

01:07:05   what is the grid that it thinks is happening here?

01:07:08   - I don't know.

01:07:08   - Because that doesn't make any sense,

01:07:10   because my grid is two by five.

01:07:13   To truly understand what I'm saying here,

01:07:16   you have to try this out for yourself.

01:07:18   Like you go to the home action, you tap it,

01:07:21   you turn off recommended and choose your actions,

01:07:24   it's bewildering the way that you have to construct the list.

01:07:29   It like doesn't make any sense.

01:07:30   For me, the only way I've been able to get things

01:07:32   where I want is I have to just keep moving things by one

01:07:35   and seeing if it's ended up in the place that I like.

01:07:37   It's incredible.

01:07:39   It's a really, truly mad bug that I love.

01:07:43   Look, I understand what's going on here.

01:07:48   I know what's going on here.

01:07:50   It's been all hands on deck for Apple intelligence.

01:07:54   Like that's what's happening this year.

01:07:55   - Maybe AI could fix your widget.

01:07:57   - Maybe it could.

01:07:58   But I try to be even kill with this,

01:08:03   where it's like I can have a little bit of sympathy,

01:08:05   but also this company has infinite resources.

01:08:08   But in this scenario this time,

01:08:12   I do kind of feel a little bit more sympathy

01:08:15   than I do in other years when they have weird bug stuff

01:08:17   where it's like, they're trying their best out here,

01:08:21   but everybody's being pulled in every possible direction.

01:08:24   However, they have the ability to fix this.

01:08:27   - Yeah, and maybe 18.01 has taken a little more time

01:08:31   to knock a bunch of this stuff out.

01:08:33   - Yeah, I mean, these bugs that I'm talking about,

01:08:36   they're still here in point one.

01:08:37   - But so 18.0 and 18.1 are very similar.

01:08:42   Like during the beta process,

01:08:44   bugs got fixed in both branches, and so.

01:08:47   - So I would expect maybe things to be,

01:08:51   some of this stuff to be fixed in,

01:08:52   well, if I'm gonna use 18.2.

01:08:54   - Maybe. - It would more likely

01:08:56   be there, maybe. - Maybe.

01:08:57   - It's very confusing. - Or maybe it would just,

01:08:58   stuff will be really broken for a long time.

01:09:00   - Yeah, yeah, welcome to Federico and I summer,

01:09:02   running these things like it was, it got weird.

01:09:05   The last thing I wanna mention, WatchOS 11,

01:09:07   some people, including Dan Morin, our friend of Clockwise,

01:09:12   Apple watches just stop telling time.

01:09:14   They don't update the time until you tap on the screen.

01:09:17   Which is. - Sure.

01:09:18   - About the worst thing I can think of

01:09:19   for an Apple watch to do.

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01:10:42   - So do you guys want to talk about glasses?

01:10:45   - Always, here we go.

01:10:47   - Obviously I'm referring to the Meta Orion prototype,

01:10:50   which has, I don't know.

01:10:53   I feel like it's been interesting to watch the reaction

01:10:56   to Meta announcing the Orion prototype.

01:10:59   I would, as I always do, I would urge connected listeners

01:11:02   to also listen to the segment on upgrade

01:11:06   that you and Jason did about the perception

01:11:09   of the Meta Orion prototype.

01:11:11   Meta Orion prototype and what it means for the Vision Pro,

01:11:13   what it doesn't mean for the Vision Pro,

01:11:15   what it means for Apple in general.

01:11:17   I feel like it's,

01:11:21   okay, I guess I'm gonna share the hot take.

01:11:25   I think Meta did the right thing

01:11:31   in showing off the prototype.

01:11:33   And I know it's a prototype, right?

01:11:37   I know what that word means.

01:11:39   And I know that it's not gonna be a release product.

01:11:43   But I think people who really like Apple on the internet

01:11:48   are getting too fixated on this idea that it's a prototype,

01:11:54   that it's not something that it's gonna ship.

01:11:56   Because they're not considering the consequence

01:11:59   of sharing a prototype, which is the public perception.

01:12:03   And that is something that is intangible,

01:12:06   that you cannot buy, that you cannot explain.

01:12:09   Right now, to the eyes of the people,

01:12:13   people like my mother who asked me about this,

01:12:16   because she saw them on TV, to the eyes of the people,

01:12:20   Meta is further ahead than Apple, right?

01:12:24   This is one of those cases where I know it's kind of silly,

01:12:29   and it's untrue, right?

01:12:31   Because for all we know, Apple may be further ahead

01:12:33   than Meta in their labs.

01:12:35   We don't know.

01:12:36   - It's not untrue.

01:12:37   This is like a Pandora's box kind of situation, right?

01:12:39   - Exactly.

01:12:40   But as a PR move, because this is a PR move,

01:12:43   as a PR move, it's an excellent move, right?

01:12:48   And to combine that, it's not just an announcement,

01:12:53   to combine that with hands-on, right?

01:12:56   With videos and interviews from other creators,

01:13:00   it's just a masterstroke, in my opinion.

01:13:02   And it's sort of the perfect follow-up

01:13:07   to all the things that Zuckerberg has been saying

01:13:10   over the past year about the Vision Pro

01:13:12   and Meta's different approach with the Quest, right?

01:13:15   I just feel like, and obviously, I mean, the product itself,

01:13:18   we all, I think we're all in agreement.

01:13:21   Even the people who absolutely love the Vision Pro

01:13:23   are all in agreement that this is the future, right?

01:13:26   This is the kind of product that we're sort of

01:13:29   speed running toward, is the glasses that can project

01:13:32   an inner phrase in front of your eyes.

01:13:33   This is the thing, this is the goal.

01:13:36   And it's, I will share the sentiment that Jason shared,

01:13:40   that I thought this was gonna be like 10 years from now.

01:13:43   Now I think it's probably four to five years from now.

01:13:46   It's a much more accelerated timeline than I thought.

01:13:50   But I feel like the people who are poking fun at Meta

01:13:54   and the people who are poking fun at other people

01:13:55   who are excited about this are missing the big picture,

01:13:58   which is, it's a PR move, it's extremely clever,

01:14:02   and it serves, is the kind of PR move that sort of

01:14:05   raises all Meta boats in the sense that

01:14:10   it creates the perception that Meta is further ahead

01:14:14   and it contributes to the bottom line of Meta saying,

01:14:17   "But in the meantime, look at our VR headsets,

01:14:19   "where we're also doing AR

01:14:21   "and they're much cheaper than Apple."

01:14:23   So with this combo, Meta painted a picture

01:14:27   of Apple as-- - And the glasses, right?

01:14:28   And also get ready for this. - And yes.

01:14:32   Meta is painting a picture of Apple

01:14:33   as the company that is behind

01:14:35   and what they do have today is too expensive.

01:14:38   That's my take.

01:14:38   - No, it's-- - I think it's good.

01:14:41   Completely correct.

01:14:42   - Yeah, it's good, I agree.

01:14:44   I think it's fascinating how different these companies are

01:14:49   and like Facebook just skipped to the end of like,

01:14:53   this is where this is going.

01:14:54   And they basically defined the next decade

01:14:57   of this category in one move

01:15:00   and Apple waits until they have something that is,

01:15:03   you know, they will let the industry move forward

01:15:06   without them and then they jump in, right?

01:15:07   It's kind of their move with the iPod, the phone, the watch,

01:15:11   maybe Vision Pro, maybe not Vision Pro.

01:15:14   But Meta just is like, "Hey, no, this is where we're going.

01:15:17   "You know, obviously this is not the product,

01:15:19   "but this is what we think the product will be like."

01:15:21   And it does make everything else look old, you know?

01:15:24   The best pass-through,

01:15:25   I think Ben Thompson said this on Dithering,

01:15:26   but the best pass-through is like

01:15:28   actually just seeing the world, right?

01:15:30   Where you don't need the camera and the screens

01:15:33   and everything between you and the outside world.

01:15:36   And clearly that's where they wanna get this to and--

01:15:40   - Yeah, I don't like that take from Ben.

01:15:42   - Really?

01:15:44   - Because that is the assumption that Apple's pass-through

01:15:49   is how they imagine this will always be.

01:15:52   Like when Apple creates glasses,

01:15:56   they're not gonna put screens on the glasses, right?

01:16:00   Like that cover your eyes.

01:16:03   Apple's pass-through is great for the fact

01:16:06   that there will probably always be

01:16:08   some element of a VR headset.

01:16:10   Like yes, of course, but I don't think that it means

01:16:15   that Apple was wrong with all of the efforts

01:16:18   that they put into making great pass-through on the Pro.

01:16:21   - It's what they could do for now, but I think--

01:16:24   - Yeah, but A something like a Vision Pro

01:16:28   will always have screens in front, 'cause you can't,

01:16:32   if there is still going to be a future in the world

01:16:34   of an immersive environment,

01:16:36   these glasses will never do that,

01:16:38   'cause it's not what they're for.

01:16:40   - And maybe Ben is arguing that that was a wrong move,

01:16:44   I don't know, but it is,

01:16:47   if the end goal is not immersion,

01:16:50   if the end goal is I want digital things interlaid

01:16:54   with the actual world, then Orion is closer to that

01:16:58   than the Vision Pro is.

01:17:00   - But I think there are two end goals.

01:17:02   - Maybe.

01:17:03   - There is AR and VR.

01:17:04   Like I think that those are two separate products.

01:17:07   Like you can't watch a 3D movie in something like the Orion.

01:17:11   - No, but Apple talks about AR.

01:17:13   They don't, Apple doesn't like VR terminology,

01:17:16   and so they're talking about one thing--

01:17:17   - Right, but they use immersive, right?

01:17:18   But like you can't have an immersive environment

01:17:21   in something that you can see through.

01:17:23   Like that's-- - True.

01:17:24   - You can't have immersion in that.

01:17:26   Like there are two things, right?

01:17:28   - Competition is good, it turns out, right?

01:17:31   - That's fantastic.

01:17:31   - These are different ideas,

01:17:33   and they're going about it in different ways.

01:17:35   And maybe the answer maybe is right,

01:17:37   there will be distinct AR and VR products,

01:17:41   and you can choose.

01:17:42   Maybe there's something in the middle,

01:17:44   or maybe one dies on the vine and the other takes over.

01:17:47   Like we just don't know.

01:17:48   - Yeah, like Meta makes both types of product, right?

01:17:51   They have the Quest, and they have the Ray-Bans,

01:17:55   and also Orion in that category too.

01:17:57   Like they are two sets of products that they make.

01:18:00   But yes, what they have done here is genius.

01:18:04   Like it's genius.

01:18:05   And it also solves a big problem that Zuckerberg has,

01:18:08   which is what have you been doing with all that money?

01:18:11   - Yeah. - Yeah.

01:18:12   - Right? - Yeah.

01:18:13   - And now everyone's like, yay, spend more money, right?

01:18:16   Because if you're an investor in Meta,

01:18:19   this is what you want them to be doing.

01:18:21   - Yeah, and you can use it as a bargain and chip.

01:18:23   You can say, well, do you want me to keep working on this

01:18:27   or not? - I need more money.

01:18:28   (both laughing)

01:18:31   - I mean, yeah.

01:18:31   And I don't know, I just feel, in the meantime,

01:18:35   I kind of want to wrap it up by saying that in the meantime,

01:18:39   Meta is just there with the Ray-Bans

01:18:42   having an absolutely killer product,

01:18:45   and they're making more versions.

01:18:47   They are my, and I'm gonna write about this

01:18:49   before the end of the year, I promise.

01:18:51   They are my accessory of the year.

01:18:54   Like it's, they're continuing to issue software updates.

01:18:58   They're doing more Meta AI integrations,

01:19:03   which I don't particularly care about,

01:19:05   but other people will.

01:19:06   They're teaming up with Spotify and other music services

01:19:09   for better controls.

01:19:10   Like they're doing what I still think

01:19:14   that Apple should do, which is be humble

01:19:18   and release a product that is not really AR,

01:19:23   but it's a wearable product that has cameras

01:19:27   and that sort of acts as a cheap, maybe not revolutionary,

01:19:32   but very practical and very good looking sort of half step

01:19:37   to get to that point, to get people used to the idea,

01:19:40   oh, you're wearing glasses with batteries

01:19:42   and speakers inside, right?

01:19:44   I think it's really clever,

01:19:46   and I really do wish that Apple changed their mind

01:19:51   about this type of product.

01:19:52   Yes, it's not gonna have UI in front of your eyes,

01:19:57   but still, like imagine this product

01:20:01   with the quality of AirPods

01:20:03   and the cameras that Apple can make

01:20:04   and the Siri integration and Apple intelligence, of course.

01:20:08   Yeah, I think, I gotta be honest,

01:20:11   I thought for a second this week,

01:20:12   like, oh, maybe I should kind of, I don't know,

01:20:15   sell my Vision Pro and get a meta quest instead.

01:20:19   I haven't done it.

01:20:20   I'm not gonna do it.

01:20:21   I'm not gonna do it. - You're gonna take a bath

01:20:21   on it.

01:20:23   - I'm not gonna do it.

01:20:24   - I don't think it's worth getting a quest.

01:20:25   I don't really, like do you wanna play a bunch of games?

01:20:29   Like if that's the reason to do it, do it,

01:20:30   but like their like productivity suite

01:20:33   is nowhere near as good as Apple's.

01:20:35   Like if that's the thing that you care about or want

01:20:37   or whatever, I don't know.

01:20:39   I wanna get a vibe check from you both

01:20:41   on the translucent metaray bands.

01:20:45   - Uh-huh, amazing.

01:20:47   - What do you think about them?

01:20:48   - Incredible.

01:20:49   - Yeah, so good.

01:20:52   - Here's the question I have.

01:20:53   I also love the way they look,

01:20:54   but isn't, it's like this weird thing where like,

01:20:56   isn't the good thing about them

01:20:58   is they don't look like computer glasses?

01:21:00   - Yeah, you gotta know how to pull it off

01:21:03   because like, I don't, yeah, I see what you mean.

01:21:07   They are more in your face than, yeah, yeah.

01:21:12   - It's like, they look really cool,

01:21:14   but what I like about my Ray-Bans is I,

01:21:17   they don't look like I'm wearing computer glasses.

01:21:20   - Yeah, you gotta pull off the sort of vibe

01:21:22   that maybe we don't have.

01:21:24   Like you gotta, you gotta, you gotta have the sort of like--

01:21:26   - Cyberpunk.

01:21:27   - Yeah, cyberpunk or like, oh, I'm,

01:21:30   like, oh, or that other people sort of know you

01:21:33   as a tech mogul, maybe like, oh, he's a tech mogul, you know.

01:21:37   - Do you not think people know you as a tech mogul?

01:21:40   - No, no, no, I don't think they do.

01:21:42   - Stephen, are you gonna get these glasses at any point?

01:21:45   We both have them, right?

01:21:46   As Federico wears them all day,

01:21:48   which I think is incredible.

01:21:49   - All day, all day.

01:21:50   - I wear them as my sunglasses just 'cause like,

01:21:52   that's not the style of like eyeglasses I want,

01:21:55   but do you have any interest

01:21:57   in a pair of these sunglasses, old glasses?

01:22:00   - I mean, kind of, but I don't,

01:22:02   I don't see myself jumping in, to be honest.

01:22:04   I think I know myself well enough

01:22:06   that I would have them and play with them

01:22:08   for a couple of weeks and they would sit on the shelf.

01:22:11   - But they're just your sunglasses.

01:22:13   - Yeah, but you got, you know.

01:22:15   - Because like you don't have to do anything with them,

01:22:17   but then when you wanna take a picture, you can.

01:22:19   - It's true, I don't know, maybe, maybe.

01:22:21   If the translucent ones only come in the smaller size

01:22:26   and I have a basketball head,

01:22:27   if they were in the larger size,

01:22:29   I may have put the trigger on those.

01:22:31   - I think they have a couple of sizes.

01:22:32   I think Neil Apatow was wrong,

01:22:34   or was like talking mad at us about that.

01:22:36   But also the translucent ones are like twice the price.

01:22:40   - Oh no.

01:22:41   - They're like, they're way more expensive.

01:22:43   - Get the regular ones.

01:22:44   - Yeah, and they have a bunch of colors and stuff.

01:22:47   Like, and they have, they have like,

01:22:49   I think there's a semi-translucent one anyway.

01:22:52   Like they, but then they made like a new,

01:22:54   another pair that does this thing.

01:22:56   They're cool, man.

01:22:57   Like seriously, like they're good.

01:22:59   It's a good product.

01:23:01   - Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.

01:23:05   I don't think my wife would like them.

01:23:07   I think she'd be freaked out by the camera thing.

01:23:10   - But just don't tell her.

01:23:11   (laughing)

01:23:13   - Just don't tell her.

01:23:14   - Don't tell her, yeah.

01:23:15   - Yeah, no, I don't think Mary would dig that.

01:23:17   What was the thing that she didn't,

01:23:19   oh, she didn't like the Vision Pro, right?

01:23:20   - She does not like the Vision Pro at all.

01:23:22   - Yeah, yeah.

01:23:23   - She doesn't like that she can't see my eyes

01:23:25   and she doesn't like the creepy eyes on the outside or.

01:23:28   - I don't know, I don't know about,

01:23:29   I don't know about Adina, but so Mary, Sylvia,

01:23:33   Jennifer for John, none of them liked the Vision Pro.

01:23:38   So what's up?

01:23:39   - Adina doesn't care.

01:23:40   Like it just, this kind of stuff doesn't bother her.

01:23:42   Oh, I mean, also I never wear it around her anymore, right?

01:23:45   It's at my office.

01:23:47   But when I was wearing it at first,

01:23:49   like she was with me when I got it.

01:23:50   Like these kinds of things, she doesn't see it.

01:23:54   She doesn't at least communicate to me a particular dis,

01:23:57   well, she didn't about this.

01:23:59   When there's things she doesn't like about technology,

01:24:01   I hear about it.

01:24:02   This one, she didn't really have that kind of,

01:24:05   that kind of visceral reaction.

01:24:07   - You just got to ask her point blank.

01:24:09   Like, do you think I look dumb when I wear the Vision Pro?

01:24:11   - Oh, I mean, she'll tell me that, yes.

01:24:13   But like, I get the sense that Mary, Sylvia and Jennifer

01:24:18   offered that information without prompting.

01:24:21   - Oh, absolutely.

01:24:22   - Yep, yep, yep.

01:24:23   - That didn't happen to me specifically.

01:24:25   (laughing)

01:24:27   - Okay, all right, I may look at these.

01:24:29   I may give these a shot.

01:24:30   - You should try it.

01:24:31   - They're just cameras, right?

01:24:32   And calls and like audio stuff.

01:24:34   - And speakers.

01:24:35   - Cameras and calls.

01:24:36   - They are great for calls and they're great

01:24:38   for like listening to a podcast instead of...

01:24:41   As a person who wears one AirPod, Steven,

01:24:44   you're really going to like them.

01:24:45   - These are perfect for your walks.

01:24:47   - Yes, yes.

01:24:49   That's what I use them. - Absolutely perfect.

01:24:51   What I wish they did, and I think they will do this.

01:24:53   I wish they were one conduction and not speakers.

01:24:56   - Same.

01:24:57   - I hope that they do that at some point,

01:24:59   but like for you walking around your neighborhood,

01:25:02   this is absolutely perfect.

01:25:05   - Yeah, maybe so.

01:25:07   I'd get the transitions in that case then.

01:25:09   - Yeah, yeah, get the transitions, that's what I have.

01:25:12   The transitions are fantastic.

01:25:14   Case is super good.

01:25:15   It is a very good product.

01:25:19   It is like a debut of the year kind of product, right?

01:25:22   In that way of like, they did this thing

01:25:24   and they just, every part of it is executed perfectly.

01:25:27   - Yup.

01:25:28   - Okay, I got the page open.

01:25:30   Y'all may have talked me into a purchase.

01:25:33   - Do it.

01:25:34   Your glasses that you wear, your sunglasses,

01:25:36   look like, they have this way, they are a Wayfarer style.

01:25:40   - Yeah, yeah, they are.

01:25:40   - Sunglasses, so you will enjoy this.

01:25:45   - I'll report back.

01:25:47   - Yeah, go buy 'em and then report back to us later

01:25:50   because...

01:25:52   - In a month.

01:25:53   - I'm taking a month off.

01:25:55   - Bye.

01:25:56   - Bye, Stephen.

01:25:57   - Bye, Stephen. - Thank you.

01:25:59   - Yeah, taking a month off.

01:26:01   Y'all have both been very kind.

01:26:03   All my other coworkers have been very kind

01:26:04   of letting me do this.

01:26:05   Nothing bad is going on.

01:26:07   I just would like a break.

01:26:08   - Please mention that again

01:26:09   because I think the default expectation

01:26:11   is that something's going on, nothing is going on.

01:26:13   - Nothing is going on.

01:26:14   I put this in the blog post.

01:26:15   No one is sick.

01:26:18   There's no secret plot to like take over Relay

01:26:21   while I'm gone.

01:26:22   - How would you do that while you're gone?

01:26:24   That's what I wanna know.

01:26:25   - No, like take it against me.

01:26:26   Like you've pushed me to sabbatical

01:26:28   and then I come back and John owns my half of the company.

01:26:31   - You don't know.

01:26:33   You're a goat.

01:26:34   I didn't tell you to take it,

01:26:34   but maybe a plot has formed.

01:26:36   - No, but also from me's perspective though,

01:26:39   a month off would mean that it will have a lot of time

01:26:43   to hang out, I don't know, at the bank or with lawyers.

01:26:46   - That's also true, that is also true.

01:26:49   - Taking over.

01:26:50   - There are two plots.

01:26:52   There are no plots now,

01:26:53   but maybe there will be two plots coming up.

01:26:57   - But no, the two of you and David Sparks and Underscore

01:27:00   and everybody have all been very supportive of this.

01:27:03   It's just, it's time for a break.

01:27:06   So I'm gonna be gone starting Friday.

01:27:09   I'll be back in early November.

01:27:11   This is not in the blog post, but I'll say it here.

01:27:13   Next week, I have to call in to report

01:27:15   for jury duty selection.

01:27:17   If I end up being put on a jury doing my sabbatical,

01:27:21   my sabbatical will last longer,

01:27:22   'cause that is not a vacation,

01:27:24   but that's what I'm gonna be for a few weeks.

01:27:27   - It's a vacation, but it's not one anyone wants to do.

01:27:29   - It's not the one I have planned.

01:27:31   - I love jury duty as a concept.

01:27:34   I would take it so seriously if it were a thing here.

01:27:38   Like I would absolutely like-

01:27:39   - This is why you would never be selected.

01:27:42   - Yeah, yeah.

01:27:43   - You wouldn't pass the-

01:27:45   - You're like the meme with the maps on the wall

01:27:48   and the red string, like, "No, we did it."

01:27:50   - Yeah, they'll be like,

01:27:51   "Oh, he's gonna enjoy this too much."

01:27:53   - Can we, while you're gone,

01:27:57   as a celebration of you being gone,

01:28:01   can we change the music of "Connected" to hit song

01:28:06   by American singer Kelly Clarkson, "Since You Been Gone"?

01:28:11   - I don't think we can afford the rights to that.

01:28:13   - When he comes back, right?

01:28:16   That's how we present the episode when Steven returns.

01:28:18   "Hey, Steven, since you been gone."

01:28:21   And then we sing the show notes at him.

01:28:24   - That's good, that's good.

01:28:25   Yeah, I'm-

01:28:26   - Important information for this show.

01:28:28   I think there is very likely there will be an Apple event.

01:28:31   - Yes.

01:28:32   - And when Steven told me he was doing this,

01:28:33   I said to him, "You're not allowed to come back."

01:28:36   I don't know how you were feeling,

01:28:37   but I just wanted to make it clear

01:28:39   that you gotta take the time if you're taking the time,

01:28:42   which means if there's an Apple event,

01:28:43   you're not allowed to come back for the Apple event.

01:28:46   - Yes, and so I have named one true John to play for me

01:28:50   if there's an event.

01:28:51   John had a conversation, John agreed.

01:28:53   In Discord today, someone didn't think

01:28:56   that followed the triple J rules,

01:28:58   but sabbatical is not the same as death,

01:29:00   and so I picked my successor in the game.

01:29:03   - If anything, we can create a new rule for sabbaticals,

01:29:07   which is just that you pick.

01:29:09   - That you pick, yeah, we made-

01:29:10   - We have a death rule and we have a sabbatical rule.

01:29:12   A sabbatical rule is you can pick.

01:29:13   - Yeah, if I don't come back from sabbatical,

01:29:15   then the triple J rules take over.

01:29:17   So yeah, thank you all,

01:29:20   and I'll be back in early November.

01:29:23   - Have a good time.

01:29:24   - Thank you.

01:29:25   - I hope you find something to do.

01:29:27   - I'm sure I will.

01:29:28   And some days I won't have anything to do,

01:29:29   which is also good.

01:29:30   - I meant something fun to do.

01:29:34   - Oh, yeah.

01:29:36   I mean, I'm gonna pressure wash my driveway at some point.

01:29:39   - That sounds fun.

01:29:39   - It is fun.

01:29:40   It's very rewarding.

01:29:43   - I'm a little nervous for your wife, if I'm honest.

01:29:46   - What do you mean?

01:29:47   - I think there's gonna be a lot of like

01:29:48   kind of following her around.

01:29:49   - Yeah, too much of you just doing nothing.

01:29:52   - Well, she's like, "Hey, Mary, what are you doing?

01:29:54   "What are you doing?

01:29:55   "What's going on?"

01:29:56   - She is back at work.

01:29:58   She's teaching, so she's not here during the day,

01:30:00   but in the afternoons-

01:30:01   - But that means you'll be really bored in the daytime,

01:30:03   and then when she comes home,

01:30:04   you just will be like, "Hey, so how's it going?"

01:30:06   - How's it going?

01:30:07   How's your day?

01:30:08   - Pause that.

01:30:09   The cat's gonna be terrorized.

01:30:10   - Yeah, she's like, "Please go back to work."

01:30:12   (laughing)

01:30:13   - I'll just say, I think people might be like,

01:30:15   "Why is he doing this?"

01:30:16   And I'm gonna speak for Steven,

01:30:18   whether he likes it or not, right?

01:30:20   We've been running this company for 10 years,

01:30:22   and Steven has not really taken many holiday breaks,

01:30:26   or very few.

01:30:28   This is just like a great time to be like,

01:30:30   "All right, we got 10 years in.

01:30:32   "Let me take some of that accumulated holiday."

01:30:34   - That's right.

01:30:35   That's what HR said I could do.

01:30:38   - Yeah, aren't you technically HR?

01:30:40   - Maybe.

01:30:41   - That's a conversation in the mirror.

01:30:43   - Yeah.

01:30:43   "Hey, Steven, what do you think?"

01:30:44   "That's great."

01:30:45   (laughing)

01:30:46   - Take as much as you need.

01:30:47   - Yeah, and don't worry about it.

01:30:50   So yeah, it was a good time to do it.

01:30:52   10 years old, the end of the St. Jude campaign.

01:30:55   When we planned this, we did not know

01:30:57   there'd be a million dollars,

01:30:59   but that's a nice cherry on top of all of this.

01:31:02   And yeah, gonna have some downtime,

01:31:04   gonna do some stuff around the house,

01:31:05   gonna get some books read.

01:31:06   If you are a member, "Connected Pro,"

01:31:09   or any other show on the network,

01:31:11   I'm gonna be on "Spotlight," recording it on Friday,

01:31:15   and talking about the St. Jude campaign and about this.

01:31:17   So if we're in the Discord, ask "Spotlight" questions,

01:31:20   and maybe we'll get to them.

01:31:22   - So Federico and I are taking over the show.

01:31:23   We're gonna bring in some guests.

01:31:25   We already have next week's guests lined up.

01:31:28   - Yes.

01:31:28   - How do you know?

01:31:31   - I'm in Notion.

01:31:32   His name is just in the document.

01:31:34   - Get out of there!

01:31:35   You're not allowed to look in there.

01:31:36   You're not allowed to be in those pages.

01:31:38   - No, those pages are not for you.

01:31:41   - It's just on the table.

01:31:43   - I don't care.

01:31:44   You can't look.

01:31:44   You have to put a piece of paper over the screen

01:31:46   over your open Notion so you're not allowed to look.

01:31:48   They're not for you.

01:31:49   They're for us. - Don't scroll.

01:31:50   Oh no, don't scroll.

01:31:51   - They're not for you.

01:31:52   They're for us.

01:31:54   They're our pages.

01:31:55   - Our pages.

01:31:56   Okay, well, I think that does it for this week.

01:32:00   If you want to follow us elsewhere on the internet,

01:32:03   you can do that.

01:32:04   Federico is the editor-in-chief of maxstories.net.

01:32:08   Definitely go check out his article about the 16+.

01:32:11   It's great.

01:32:12   And the photos, I gotta say this, Federico,

01:32:14   your photo game on your stories

01:32:15   has really made a job recently.

01:32:17   - Oh, thank you.

01:32:18   - Were they all taken on iPhones?

01:32:20   - Yeah, as always.

01:32:22   - Yeah, good.

01:32:23   You've got good natural light, I think.

01:32:24   - Do. - Yeah, it really helps.

01:32:27   - Yeah, it's good.

01:32:28   That, man, that blue color is, it's so good.

01:32:31   - It doesn't look real.

01:32:32   - It's like too saturated somehow, maybe?

01:32:35   - Yeah, it's good.

01:32:36   - Yeah, I think that's what I like about it.

01:32:38   It looks fake, I love it.

01:32:40   - It is good.

01:32:40   You can find Federico on Mastodon and Threads,

01:32:43   where he's just threatened up a storm.

01:32:46   A vitici, V-I-T-I-C-C-I.

01:32:49   Mike can be found on a bunch of shows across the network,

01:32:54   and you can, of course, find his excellent work

01:32:56   at Cortex Brand, maybe.

01:32:59   - And Steven can't be found anywhere.

01:33:01   Don't even look for him.

01:33:02   - Can't be found anywhere.

01:33:04   - Leave Steven alone for a month.

01:33:07   - Leave him alone, all right?

01:33:07   If you want Steven, he's in his living room.

01:33:09   And if you can't get there, then you're not allowed him.

01:33:13   Leave our Steven alone.

01:33:14   - Well, until next month, guys, say goodbye.

01:33:19   - Well, we're here next week,

01:33:20   so Federico, see you next week, all right?

01:33:23   Steven, we'll see you in a month.

01:33:25   - Bye, y'all.