214: The Californian Idea of Food
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- Hello and welcome to Connected, episode 214.
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It is made possible this week by our sponsors,
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Squarespace, Luna Display, and PayPal.
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I'm your host, Steven Hackett,
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and I am joined by my two co-hosts.
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I've got Michael Hurley here.
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Hello, Myke.
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- Hello, Steven Hackett.
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- And I have Federico Vittucci.
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- Hey there, how are you?
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I'm good, we are together, we have lots of things
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to talk about, this document is just--
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- It's out of control.
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- Unending, a lot of stuff.
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- It's unhinged.
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- So I think we should dive right in,
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and we're gonna start follow up,
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and we're gonna start follow up with a set of apologies.
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- First one is to Pixel 2 owners.
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- How many do we have?
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I only see two apologies, is that a set?
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- Well, I'm also gonna demand an apology.
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- Oh, wow, we'll just wait for that.
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- All right, okay, okay, sorry, go ahead.
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- The Pixel had a headphone jack
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and they made a big deal of it.
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The Pixel 2 did not, and I conflated those phones
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and said the Pixel 2 had a headphone jack,
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and I'm very sorry I heard from all of you.
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Please forgive me for being incorrect about that.
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We also accidentally lobbed a grenade
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right into the FileMaker camp,
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And they lobbed it back saying, hey, we're still here.
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We're still alive and kicking.
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We heard from several people who have elaborate databases
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in FileMaker, which I think is awesome.
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I like tools that last a really long time.
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We were not making fun of you, FileMaker user, I promise.
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- There was someone who was like,
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at a FileMaker conference or something.
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That's serious.
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FileMaker's no joke.
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- I'll say this.
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I will go, I will say, if you run a FileMaker conference,
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and you would like an Apple podcast to record live
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during your conference,
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we promise not to make more than three FileMaker jokes.
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- I think that you would enjoy it, right?
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Like if we're at a FileMaker conference
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to make fun of FileMaker, it's like FileMaker roast.
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I wanna do a FileMaker roast.
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So if someone runs a FileMaker conference,
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I'd have to do a lot of research about FileMaker.
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I do not know enough right now to roast FileMaker,
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but I could get there.
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- So is now the time to tell you
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that I've replaced our invoicing tracking system with the FileMaker database?
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No. Do you think there's like bad blood between the FileMaker people
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and the Bento people? Like if you go to a FileMaker conference and you say that you
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used to use Bento, they will look strange at you and be like "I'm sorry sir, but you
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need to leave the room. Now there's going to be security walking you out." Like that
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type of stuff. I wonder actually. Why don't we go? Because the FileMaker team looked at
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like people look down on the Bento people. If you were a Bento user and you
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were ever persecuted by a file maker user, send us an email. Alright so I demand an
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apology from the notes team. From the Apple notes team. So do you remember last week I was having a
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problem with searching my notes? Yes. Listener Yossi wrote in and told me that
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they were having this problem and the way they fixed it was to scroll down to
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the bottom of their list of notes and then they could search again.
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Makes sense.
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Makes sense.
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And it fixed it.
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Now I can search notes again.
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So I demand an apology because this is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever
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come across in software before.
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So to fix the issue, you just needed to scroll.
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To be able to search my notes again, including the titles.
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Like I had titles, it was, so I had like a note which says "October tour 2018" and I
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would search the word "tour" and nothing would come up.
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but so I had to scroll all the way down to the bottom of my list of notes and then it
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would work again.
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I don't understand how something like that could happen.
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It's so weird.
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That's an incredible bug.
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It's almost impressive that it's broken in that way.
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Also do you remember, I predicted in the keynote prediction thing that we did for the iPhone's
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10 situation that there will be a clear case for the iPhone XR nothing was shown on stage
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but there is going to be a clear case for the iPhone XR which I think is awesome I would
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love it for my phone I would love it for my phone.
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This is a weird story so how this came about like you said it was not on stage as far as
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you know it hasn't showed up in any Apple stores but it was in the press release for
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the iPhone XR in some countries, including Canada,
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which said it was gonna be $55 Canadian,
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which is about $40 US, but not in the US press release,
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which I think is how it got missed by so many of us,
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and not on the store and not talked about.
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So maybe these cases pop up when pre-orders open,
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which open Friday, by the way, so you've got--
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- Friday. - You've got a couple days.
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Is this case real, was it real,
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and they're not making it now,
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and it just, they didn't get scrubbed
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from all the press releases.
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Maybe the air power team was in charge of this case
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and they got postponed.
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But, so I guess we'll see if it's actually real.
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I hope that it is, I think it would look cool.
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I don't particularly like clear cases,
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but there's a note in the document that says,
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Federico has thoughts on clear cases,
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so Federico, please share.
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- My problem with clear cases is that I lack them,
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I can appreciate them on principle, but in practice I hate the fact that every single
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clear case that I've ever tried eventually ends up being this ugly mix of tiny particles
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of dust in the back of my phone.
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And it goes a bit yellowy, and it's like every time I try and clean it, I'm like "oh yes,
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I finally did it".
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The clear case is clear again.
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But after 10 minutes, it's the same problem all over again.
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So if Apple can make a clear case that actually attaches to the phone so well that it doesn't
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let any dust particle in, that's awesome and I'm gonna try this case.
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But like every time I try this case it's from Spigen, from what's the other popular brand?
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I don't know.
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Not Anker, there's the other one that I don't remember.
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But like last year I bought two of them and both of them had the same problem after like
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not even a month. So that's my thought on clear cases that they're they're nice looking because
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I can appreciate the fact that I can actually see the back of my phone. But they look ugly
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after a few years because of lint and I think you're right. And I actually kind of have
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the same problem with Apple's leather and silicon cases because you get that same sort
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of grit around the frame where you know where the case meets the phone. And so you're popping
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it in and out of the time to scrub all that stuff free. So I agree with you, like I had
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a clear case probably like on my original iPhone and that's probably the only time I've
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ever used one because of this reason. It's like you don't realize how sort of gross everything
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is until you have a clear case that traps it all. Apple used to sell this keyboard,
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probably like the iMac G4 and G5 days, a white keyboard with lots of like transparent plastic
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at the base. I'll find a link in the show notes for you to see this. But with a keyboard
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it's exceptionally bad because in like all your crumbs from when you eat...
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Oh god, that keyboard was just gross town USA. Like it's the worst thing.
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Yeah, so I'll find a picture of this and it looked, they all looked
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disgusting after about four days of usage.
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Full of hair and crumbs. That's what happened to those keyboards. They're just bad. It's best to
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not know as well because it was accentuated by the fact that there were spaces, right? There was a
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a lot of gaps in that keyboard anyway, right? Which I don't really know why, but it felt
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like there was more opportunity, and plus the keys were high, so there was a lot of
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depth in the keyboard, so when you press down something could fall in quite easy. So there
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were many factors that led to there being more crumbs and human pieces to go in.
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and that was terrible. Did you say human pieces? Yeah, because I was thinking of like skin
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and hair, right? Like it is way, what I said was an abomination of language. Shed skin
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on a keyboard. Well, but there's nothing you can do about it, right? Like that's what dust
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is. That's what dust is. What do you want from me? Like I don't control this. Do not
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say it. Okay. Okay. That's probably, that's probably enough. But yeah, that those keywords
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were gross. Yeah, so there's that. So like we said pre-orders for the iPhone XR open
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on Friday. It's the same thing as with other iPhones. It starts at midnight Pacific, so
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if you're on the East Coast it's 3am Friday morning. They are doing early opening times
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for stores as well. Oh okay. Which I was wondering if they were going to do, but some of the
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London stores are opening at the same kind of time that they open for the XS. Okay. So
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I'm very curious to see how this goes.
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I think it's really unknown how this phone is going to sell.
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I know several people out in my real life who are upgrading to this phone and/or who
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are excited about it.
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I hope that it does well.
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I think we'll know pretty soon how that goes.
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I think in our nerd community it's not going to be as popular as maybe it is out in the
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wider world, but I would say that if you pick one of these up, let us know what you think
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about it. Because I don't think, none of us are going to have this phone in our household,
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right? Like, I'm not going to. Are you all going to have access to one of these?
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Not directly. I don't know if my mom is upgrading yet. Probably because she's still using like
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a 6S Plus. So she's probably in the market. Yeah, I'm in the same kind of boat. My mom
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Muse is a six and I don't know if she's gonna want the size increase like I
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don't know if she's gonna want to have a bigger screen so I'm thinking about like
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taking her to a store at one point and seeing if it's something you should be
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interested in so that's probably a good way to go about it because because the
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size is so radically different mm-hmm but no I'm not planning on having one
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but I will plan on seeing them somehow.
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- Just wandering into an Apple store.
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- That's what we do, taking pictures on Instagram, right?
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- Yep. - That's what people should do.
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- That's what I do.
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- All right, so we have some follow out,
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which is follow up based on other shows.
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We spoke a little bit about the Apple Watch face frustration
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that some of us feel, and there are really good sections
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of both Upgrade 215 and Cortex 76, both earlier this week.
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- Good shows.
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- They're okay.
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- I think they're pretty good.
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- But they are, both of those kind of tackle us
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from different perspectives, and I think it was
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really interesting to hear, especially Jason's take on
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if Apple's gonna have a monopoly on keyboards,
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and they should do a better job at, you know,
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making watch faces.
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I think I said keyboards, but you know,
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You know what I'm saying.
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I was pasting a picture of a keyboard in the show notes
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and I said keyboard, but I meant watch face.
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If Apple's gonna have a monopoly on watch faces,
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they should do a better job making watch faces.
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- But also, if they had a monopoly on keyboards,
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they should do a better job making keyboards.
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- Yeah, MacBook Pro team.
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- This is also true, it's also true.
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- Sorry, my anger with the MacBook Pro
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just comes out sometimes.
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So I'm curious what you think, what we think,
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if Apple's ever going to open this up,
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And if they do, what sort of guidelines they may have to help shape what these watch faces
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would look like?
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All right, so I'm still listening to Cortex, so no spoilers, please.
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But here's what I'm going to say.
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I'm torn on, like, sometimes I have, like, I see my friends having strong opinions, and
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I'm like, I don't really have a strong opinion.
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But I sort of agree with part of the points being made.
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So I agree that I would love for developers to be able to make custom watch faces.
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I would probably go crazy trying to buy them all and collect them all and try them like
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multiple watch faces every week.
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But at the same time, I don't feel limited by the current system as much as other people
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feel they are.
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I think I'm doing okay with the Infograph faces that I'm using, the modular for workouts
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and the other one for everyday life. I think my main problem actually is not with the fact that
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I want more watch faces or that... like I keep hearing this comment that like the search for
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the perfect watch face, like I don't have that problem. My problem is with complications. I want
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more variety of complications with the watch face that I currently have. Like I can keep using the
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the Infograph phase, I just want to have more freedom to install complications for everything,
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in every single corner of the watch phase. But also, I want complications to be more
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than simple launchers for entire apps. I want complications for specific things, for specific
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actions. Like, there's a music complication. Okay, I want a music complication that starts
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playing a specific playlist, or there's a workout complication that launches the workout
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app, and that's fine, but I want a complication that launches my indoor bike workout. That
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specific one. And you could actually say the same for a specific timer, or launching a
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shortcut which doesn't have a watch app anymore. So my main problem is not actually,
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"Oh, I want to have these dozens of custom watch faces.
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I want to have hundreds of complications,
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and I want them to be more specific and more personalized."
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So I would love developers to be able to make them,
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but actually I think I would prefer if Apple focused
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on revamping the entire complication framework in watchOS 6.
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- I can get on board with that.
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I do wish for more flexibility in watch faces though.
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Like I'm using the infographic modular, whatever,
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the new one, and it's fine.
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I don't love it, but I like it more
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than I like the other new Infograph watch face.
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For me, I think it's just about being able
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to completely customize a device that you're wearing.
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You know, Apple's done a really good job
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on the hardware with that.
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They have multiple finishes, they have bands,
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they rotate out the bands every season,
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So we all end up with a bunch of them that we really like.
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And I could see that being really powerful,
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to just like, hey, this watch can look
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the way you want it to look.
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I do think Apple would have some sort of framework set up
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where there are maybe a couple of overall styles.
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So like, okay, you can make a watch face,
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but you have to have a complication support
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in the four corners, or in this middle slot,
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in this bottom slot.
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Having sort of templates so the complications
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are sort of similar across custom watch faces.
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But I think what we've seen already
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from like Steve Trout Smith and others playing with this
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is that there are a lot of really interesting ideas
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out there that Apple just isn't exploring.
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You know, Underscore made one that showed the weather
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but sort of like around the dial in an interesting way.
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Showing, I think it had like rain percentage
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and something else.
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Again, just exploring new things.
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And I think the argument that Apple is afraid
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of losing control of the watch face is sort of,
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like, I think that's what they would say,
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but my thought is that that's sort of a silly stance.
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Like, I think Apple needs to let go of that.
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Because if you look at all of our other devices,
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we can customize them the way that we want,
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you know, with photos, and we can change the icons around,
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the Mac, you can do all sorts of stuff.
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Like, the watch should do that, maybe even more so
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because it's so personal.
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And if they're not going to, then I would expect Apple
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to spend a lot more time making the watch faces we have
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more flexible and creating new ones, you know,
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maybe on a regular basis like they do the bands, right?
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Like, why can't we have a couple of new watch faces
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a couple times a year?
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And some of them I'm sure would be sort of weird,
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like the new, what is it, the flame,
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and whatever the new ones are with the Series 4.
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I don't know who's walking around with that watch face.
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It's cool, I'm kinda glad it exists,
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because Apple did it in this really interesting way.
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But just keeping the watch fresh this way
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would be something that would be exciting.
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Until the Series 4, I basically used the same watch face
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for, I guess, three years, however long
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the Apple Watch has been around,
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and they sort of messed that watch face up,
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my opinion on the Series 4, so I changed. So I hope Apple just continues to
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explore this to make the watch more flexible and to make it more customizable
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because it should be. It should be a customizable thing. I find it kind of
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interesting really that if you look at the amount of watch faces that get
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introduced every year or whatever, Apple seems to create more that are for
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aesthetic reasons than for practical reasons, you know? So like the
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kaleidoscope gets added and they add a bunch more like character ones and then
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they added the multiple options like effectively three faces of the fire the
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smoke like they add a lot of those and maybe if you added it up it's kind of
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similar but they add a lot of aesthetic watch faces right that are like
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primarily to look good than to be functional well like infograph is
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maximum functionality but then they also added one that makes your watch look
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like it's on fire, right? And there's something that's cool, like it looks really cool, but
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kind of the point that I'm driving towards is, it is interesting to me that Apple makes
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aesthetically pleasing watch faces, or watch faces that are meant for aesthetics, but doesn't
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allow for people to have something that specifically speaks to them. So the reason I think of this
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is I wear a watch now that was completely to my style when I chose it and I could have
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got it from anyone. I could have got a watch from anyone, right? There was a vast array
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of watchmakers out there with different styles and I picked a watch that specifically spoke
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to me. And I kind of think that there should be some kind of link there where Apple clearly
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believes in the ability for people to have watch faces that are aesthetically pleasing
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to them but at the same time people can't customize their watch or get watch faces in
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the way that they would in the traditional watch world where you find a style that works
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for you and you go with it.
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So I just find that quite interesting that like they clearly believe there is a place
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for aesthetics but only the aesthetics that they currently want to choose.
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I don't know if it will change, I think it will.
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I think eventually they will.
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the same company that allowed for custom keyboards will at some point find a way to allow people to
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make custom watch faces but they just need to find a way to do it. But I have been thinking about this
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other thing which and I don't know what I think about this but like watches are expensive for a
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couple of reasons right like actual watches and that you buy are not smart watches they're
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expensive because they are intricately made right like there's a lot of little pieces depending on
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and how it's made. But then there's also a significant markup for style reasons.
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You know, you make something expensive, it's more luxurious, people understand that, right?
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Like that's how fashion works, right? You have high markups because it makes it more
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exclusive, blah, blah, blah, right? We're all on agreement with this point that that
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is kind of how fashion works. Like there is, you know, it's harder that they put more effort
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into making it, but then they also increase the prices. What if there are really expensive
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Apple watch faces. Like someone charges $300 for a watch face because it's branded by such
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and such company. Do you think that will happen?
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I think anything can happen. I don't think it would be too insane to imagine. I mean,
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they make a physical watch with a brand on it.
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Yeah, the Hermes watch, right? I mean, but you could argue that a lot of the cost goes
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Into the strap right because it's the physical thing. It's a really good leather and nuts you but right
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That's a little apple and orange isn't it? Because like Hermes can do that because the the brand the straps are
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Sort of their brand we're like say that your watch
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Company whose name has escaped me now. No most like no, what do they?
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What would they gain for making an Apple watch face and charging? Oh, I'm not saying it's gonna be like Rolex making one
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I'm just wondering if like
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Some companies will come in and do it
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Right like that. There are maybe companies like fossil or whatever that might come in and be like, oh, yeah
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This is our 90 dollar watch face or just like any type of fashion house
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Maybe it doesn't already make watches could come and say like oh we've designed this thing
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And it cost this much and that it becomes a thing. I just wonder if that could be a part of it
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I think we're all mostly thinking like wouldn't it be great for third-party watch faces because
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developers could make really cool functional ones but I wonder if they could...
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Subscription based watch faces.
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It loses two minutes a day until you pay.
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So funnily enough my watch actually does lose time.
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There you go.
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It's a feature.
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It will lose time until I reset it again.
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This is just a thing with watches that are made with springs and cogs.
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It loses an amount of seconds every day or whatever.
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Mine is too.
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Not my Apple Watch, my other one.
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Can you imagine the outrage if your idea came to pass?
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There's no money in the app store unless you make games.
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If you're making a utility app, you're just out of business.
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But if you make a watch face, you can buy a yacht.
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That's the holdout for high prices in the app store is watch faces.
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would freak out. But you know, everything is a race to the bottom, so I don't really
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see it. I think the idea is interesting, but I think ten years of the market and the App
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Store shows that these things will be a dollar apiece. Which is a shame, but I think it's
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where we are.
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Possibly. Yeah.
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So, next episode of this very podcast, episode 215 of Connected, we will be recording live
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in New York City, one week from tomorrow. We're going to record the show Thursday evening.
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It'll be Myke and I and a secret special guest. We won't say who, but it's a surprise, unless
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you already know, in which case it's not a surprise, but keep your mouth shut.
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It's not a surprise.
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So anyways, we'll be in New York. If you have a ticket, we're really looking forward to
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seeing you. And if you don't have a ticket, we're going to have the show out, I'm hoping,
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Thursday night, but definitely Friday morning. The live show will be up in this feed as normal,
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but we're also going to do Upgrade Live on Monday of next week in Chicago. So if you
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listen to Upgrade, there'll be a live episode of that. And if you listen to Ungenius, the
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show Myke and I have about weird stuff we find on Wikipedia, the next two episodes will
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be live. We're going to record one in Chicago and one in New York, and we'll release them
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And the pan addicts will be in Toronto.
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Yes! We'll talk about that for a second.
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You forget. Well yeah, we're just going up to the Toronto Pen Show,
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and we're going to be doing a bunch of stuff there. So I would assume though that if you
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care about that you probably already listen to the pan addict and you know.
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Right. You never know, you can convert to thousands of people just now.
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Could have done. Could have done.
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Just waiting. Just waiting.
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So yeah, so we're looking forward to being on the road next week, something Myke and I have been
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been planning for a long time and we're going on tour how great of phrase is
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that I loved saying that to people oh what are you doing next week I'm going
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on tour yeah it's great gonna go that's so good gonna go on tour so if you have
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a ticket we will see you there and it's gonna be gonna be fun the live room the
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live chat room people are asking if these shows will be live streamed if we
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can do that we'll announce it on Twitter beforehand but I don't want to promise
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We have to talk about bagels.
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I know that's what people tune in for.
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So the iOS 12.1 beta, the next version of Unicode's emoji set, includes a bagel.
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We talked about it a while back.
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And Apple has redesigned it.
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So the 12.1 beta has a new design of this.
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There's a link to some Jeremy Burr's tweets and a blog post.
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Jeremy has the best job on the planet.
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He is on the ground in Bagel Town.
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Can you say that?
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I don't know if I would want to have been Jeremy over the last two days.
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Well we're gonna get into that. So we should talk about the bagel emoji itself. We should
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lay the scene. So the bagel emoji used to just be a bagel, just sliced in half so you
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could see the bread.
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It isn't a thing that we have yet. I'm just saying it used to be. I just want to say it
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never got released other than in the bagel channel.
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Yes, yeah. So it was there for select people. But there was nothing on the bagel. As plain
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as a plain bagel can be sliced in half, sort of offset. You could see what it was, but
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people thought that that was not descriptive enough or whatever. And so now the bagel is
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more textured. I think it looks faker than the previous one. It looks kind of like a
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bagel out of a Nintendo 64 game somehow. It looks like an old Xbox. I mean, it straight
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up looks like they took a photo of a bagel and then did something to it, right? Like
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It's it is fought. It's like they decided they would make the most detailed emoji that has ever existed
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As a way to try and stop people complaining and sometimes that works
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So the fried egg emoji is one of my favorites like a black skillet with a fried egg in it and it looks super realistic
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But it's perfect. This has gone too far. This is too real
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It's still cut open and sort of the top is sort of knocked off a little bit and you can see
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what I would say is a pretty healthy dose of
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Cream cheese spread on this so someone went to town on this thing
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But not everyone is happy and I don't eat bagels or cream cheese
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So does someone want to explain to me why people are upset and then I think Federico you have some thoughts
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Honestly at this point I can't explain why people are upset but but but people
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Mostly on in New York or or an honor around the East Coast are still unhappy with the representation of the baby
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So we need to be careful because we're going to New York next week and we don't want to
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be run out of town.
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I will say New York bagels, one of my very favorite things in the entire world, like
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love New York bagels.
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Like I enjoy pizza in New York.
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It's very good.
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I like pizza in New York a lot.
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So I'm very excited to go back to New York because I'm going to eat my way through it
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I love the food in New York.
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But I honestly at this point personally, I can't see what's wrong with this anymore.
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I mean the first one I could look at it and still know it was a bagel, although it did
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look a little bit more like a donut. But now, I mean, I look at it and I'm like, "Yeah,
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okay. You took a photo of a bagel, right?"
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That's what it looks like to me.
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Shrank it down.
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Yeah, so, you know, I know that people are still unhappy. I can't tell you why. I don't
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think that any of us are adequately bagel-knowledge'd to tell you what's wrong with it now.
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This isn't the accidental bagel podcast. That's somebody else.
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No. ABP. My favorite show.
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I can't speak for bagels specifically, because I'm not from New York.
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But I have, I have a, I want to talk, you gotta give me five minutes to talk about like
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this bigger question, this bigger topic, this bigger topic of should we let, in this case
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Apple or any company based in California, dictate the style of, and the representation,
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visual representation of food emoji based on their own American and specifically Californian
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idea of that food. And this is like, if you look in the show notes, there's a link to
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my tweet that actually gained a bit of traction. I actually shared it as a joke, complaining
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about the pizza emoji. This is something that I've been sharing with my own circle of friends
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for a couple of years basically, that the pizza emoji, it doesn't really look like pizza.
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It's an atrocity.
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Oh, Federico.
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We will just translate.
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It's your Twitter handle.
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You're @tendrils.
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This is so good.
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So the pizza emoji, as an Italian, and like, if you know the history of pizza, you know
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pizza was invented in Italy. It's an Italian food that was exported over the course of
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multiple decades overseas and all over the world. And pizza is an Italian word and everybody
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calls it pizza because it's made in Italy. Like originally it was created in Italy. But
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if you look at the apple emoji, it doesn't look anything like an Italian pizza. First
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of all, it's a single slice. It's got pepperoni on it, which is not something that we have
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in Italy. The cheese is kind of yellow, it's not white mozzarella. The mix of cheese and
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tomato sauce, and there's no basil at all. It doesn't look like an Italian pizza. And
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the crust is, I don't know, it looks like some kind of frozen pizza or bread. I wouldn't
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know how to describe it, it looks horrible. Ask any Italian, and they will tell you this
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is not pizza, this is some kind of American idea of pizza. And the fact that it's a single
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slice sort of speaks to the idea that this is an American take on pizza. Because we,
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like when you go, our idea of pizza, if you ask an Italian, close your eyes and imagine
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a pizza, you would imagine a whole pizza, not a single slice. So this idea of why, why
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do people, because I shared this tweet and I got so many replies, most of them from Italian
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people saying, "You're totally right. We should do something." Some of them, actually, many
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of them saying, "No, because that's American pizza, and that looks like our pizza." And
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that's where my problem lies, of this sort of American exceptionalism, of thinking that
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that pizza, American pizza, is justified in the emoji because that's what the Americans
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think, and that's what the Americans eat. I think, and this is where the core of this
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discussion lies for me, it's just an emoji, right? So it doesn't really matter, but, like,
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a silly thing to argue over. But the idea of respecting the culture of food and respecting
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where a specific type of food originates from, I think it's important for certain countries
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where food culture is really important and where we hold close onto our traditions and
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our history and our heritage because in Italy, food, I wouldn't say that our lives revolve
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around food, but food is a…
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Having spent a long weekend with you, I would say it does quite a bit, right? Like, just
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the amount of time that a meal can take, like it is a very central part of the culture,
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which I love, I think that's why people love it.
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Most of all, we care about preserving our traditions. In Italy, every single region
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has their own recipes and their own traditions. Every single city could be associated with
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a typical meal or a typical food or a typical ingredient. It's something that we really
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care about. And it's something that I think in Italy we do a good job at respecting our
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own tradition, but also respecting the traditions from other countries. If you go to a trattoria
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in Italy, they don't serve you sushi because they would tell you "we don't know how to
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make sushi". It's possible that you can go to a generic restaurant and say something
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like "I wanna eat Mexican", but it's very uncommon and it would be very unusual for
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an Italian restaurant to be that kind of place. We have sushi places, we have Mexican places.
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minutes done I don't care we try we try to we try to respect our own traditions
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we try to respect of additions from other countries and so when I look at
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this emoji and I look at you know for example the controversy that there was I
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think last year over the paella emoji once again there was actually it was a
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campaign in Spain people from Valencia which campaign in
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in Spain falls mainly on the plane.
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Yes, but people in Valencia are saying like that paella emoji doesn't look anything like
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our paella and so Apple actually changed the emoji.
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I think the idea of…
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Well then you know what you've got to do, don't you?
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I know, but the idea… this is my… the single comment that I want to make.
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That the idea… not the single, but the most important.
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The idea that an American company thinks that they can design food the way that they think
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it looks like, without expecting these kinds of comments, I think it's a bit silly. And
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I think it's important to acknowledge that certain types of food come from certain countries,
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and that it's important to respect the culture and the history of that food. And so the pizza
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looks extremely wrong. I understand why people from New York would complain about the bagels,
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even though it's a silly thing, and even the pizza it's a silly thing, but I understand
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why people complained about the paella, I understand why people from other countries
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are saying that their food is not represented in the emoji, that is not something that Apple
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can fix because it's a it's a Unicode thing, but Apple can totally and should fix the representation
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of the emoji font in iOS, and saying that people in America eat pizza that way is not
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an excuse for what pizza, real pizza, real Italian pizza, because it's an Italian thing,
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should look like. You can make an American pizza, you can make a French pizza, but the
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original is from Italy. Just like you can make Italian sushi or you can make German
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Tiramisu, sure, but like you I'm not a
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I'm not saying that there's pizza and there's mistakes even though I've said that in the past
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But I realize that's a bit of an extremism type of comment
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But there's variations and there's the original and the emoji should be the original
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So done I mean I will just provide a
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Couple of points the emoji is actually called slice of pizza
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And I think you may have mentioned this during your seven minute discussion, that that is
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why I think it is represented in the way that it is because it is actually called in Unicode
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"Slice off pizza" which does mean Federico that there is space for a pizza emoji.
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You know if you want to make a, what do they call it, there's like a whole process you
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can go through where you can suggest an emoji.
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Yeah, you just text Jeremy and it's done.
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Well, see, I've tried this and he just sent you the forms now.
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There's like this whole thing that you can do.
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And many people have done it.
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And like, it's a thing that that app that, you know, if you want to, if you want to
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go for it right, you can, you can go for it and you can try and get a pizza.
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Um, Apple do call this one pizza, but the, the, the, there, there is space in
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Unicode for a pizza emoji because the current one that exists, it's just slice
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The other thing that I wanted to just say on this is I would like to exclude
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myself from opinion on this pizza emoji and the bagel emoji. So if and when people write
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in... Why? What's the controversial about what I
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said? Because the thing is... No, try... Help me understand. What is controversial?
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I don't want to make you understand anything. My point is just that like...
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Just do it. Just rip the bandaid off. I understand completely what you're saying,
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Federico. That like, to you pizza is an Italian thing and it is in a certain way.
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But like, to people in some parts of America, like, pizza is a different thing
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to them and they think of it as this. Why do we need to respect people in America?
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Is that like the general question or are we talking... Why should the emoji look like
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what Americans eat. Why? Why just Americans?
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Let me ask you, I'm not sharing an opinion, but let me ask you a question then. Is the
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way to fix it, Apple and these other companies, making their emoji more reflective of the
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culture that item comes from? Because I think it's what you said, that's what you want.
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Or is this like a broader problem in emoji and Unicode that these things are not flexible
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enough. So I can long press on the astronaut, I can change their skin tone. Should I be
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able to long press on the slice of pizza and pick Chicago pizza, New York pizza, Italian
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No. Yeah, not under any circumstances should that be what we do because that would be a
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nightmare. The problem is, the problem is, this is just a blanket issue with emoji, right?
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that you have to pick something. So they pick something. And if you are an American company,
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this is what you will do for pizza. A slice of pizza with pepperoni on it is probably
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going to be to the large American population and maybe to a lot of the world at large.
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easiest to see at a small scale what a pizza is. I understand 100% what you're saying Federico
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that like this actually just doesn't look like a good slice of pizza in the amount of
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way you're from. The apple emoji, it just doesn't look.
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The Twitter one's even worse. Look at the Twitter one.
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I don't like Samsung's one. I don't know why there is onion on the pepperoni pizza. That
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seems like a nightmare. Where is the Twitter one? Oh yeah, the Twitter one.
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It's like it looks like they cut a piece out of a clown trousers.
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But like, you know, I feel you. I get you. But like this problem is way too hard to fix
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and I don't even know if it can or should be.
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It's just frustrating after decades of having American culture and businesses take over
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many parts of the food industry. Like if you look at McDonald's, if you look at Starbucks
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that is coming to Italy now. Like all these big corporations coming from the United States
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and sort of taking over the culture of food and all over Europe.
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Maybe this explains why then, because they do it because people want it. So what can
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you do? Right? Like at large, the people, they want the American food.
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Well, the burger looks like an American burger. So that's our problem.
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Well, there was a whole big thing about that. Do you remember that with the Google and the
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I remember that. But like when you're... I feel like when you're trying to represent
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local foods with a clear history, with a clear origin.
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But I don't think they're doing that.
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Why do you need to design them?
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Again there's precedent for this if you look at the paella that they got wrong initially.
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Why do you need to design them through the lens of the United States?
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Paella is very specific, right?
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is like that is a dish which is kind of like localised to Spain. And I think at this point,
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pizza is much more universal. There are lots of places that claim their own pizza in a
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way that I don't think people claim their own paella. I don't think there is a New York
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paella. I would love to see it if it exists but I don't think it is like widely accepted as a thing
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but I'm sure you could you could drum up enough of a fuss and start a campaign if you really wanted to
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I feel like maybe I'm unable to make the point as strongly as I could make it in Italian or with
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Italian people, I feel like I'm not doing a good job at explaining my position or maybe
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it's just it's and this is not like a negative comment for you guys, I feel like maybe this is
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not the right audience to have this kind of discussion. Well yeah because you're talking
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to mostly Americans about why Americans shouldn't be able to control emoji. Having this discussion
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with Italian people like either on Twitter or with my friends or with my girlfriend like it's a point
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that comes across extremely clearly and everybody agrees. Because we really care about the food that
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we invented and that we exported, and seeing the representation that is installed on billions of
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devices through emoji, be it the American version, is a bit demoralizing. That's all.
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Well, if it's any consolation, I think that we understand. And while we can't fix it,
00:45:36
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I think that we hear you. So, uh, and also our country's probably going away anyway,
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so it doesn't matter. Let's talk about something nicer after our next break.
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So there is another new beta of Shortcuts 2.1 and it includes a bunch of goodies.
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Zefirik, why don't you walk us through this?
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So there's a... the new beta has new clock actions.
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So you can stop using your Siri suggestions to start a timer or set an alarm, because
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now it is possible to toggle alarms, like existing alarms, by name to create new alarms
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directly from the shortcuts app.
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Very happy about this.
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Good work, shortcuts team.
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We needed this.
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It's brilliant.
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I would still like shortcuts to be able to detect if you're creating an alarm that already
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exists, like an alarm with the same name, with the same time.
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Right now it just creates a duplicate.
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So there should be a way to check if it already is in the clock app, but still, that's pretty
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And also you can set a timer by passing a variable to the action, so you can actually
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set a number and say set a timer for 30 minutes, which is basically, I think we're looking,
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effectively, we're looking at what shortcuts should be in IAS 13.
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that executes something in an external app and you can pass input, you can pass data,
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you can pass variables to the action. So you can say set minutes or no set hours or set seconds
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and then let me set this specific number. So this is exactly what shortcuts should be for apps, for all apps going forward.
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This type of rich interaction that you can use in the shortcuts app.
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So that's pretty good. I'm gonna use a bunch of these for
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writing so I can have like a timer kick off for 30 minutes and also a toggle shortcut in the background
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I'm going to yeah, I'm going to use
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the alarms to
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Rethink my goodnight
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Shortcut and I'm pretty sure that Myke is going to take advantage of this and he's 25 alarms that he sets in the morning
00:50:38
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It's more like 10. But yeah
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it's more like 22, but I
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I believe in accurate representation of my sleeping habits.
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Yeah. If you had to buy the bigger phones, you could load them all on one screen.
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That's why you did it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the only reason I like the big phones is so I can toggle all my alarms at
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once. I had this funny thing this morning, right? Because my alarm shortcuts are totally broken
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because I'm on like 2.1 beta 1 because it kind of seems like the only person in the world right now
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who has beta 2 is Federico. I don't really know what's going on there, but I know I don't have it.
00:51:13
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I don't have it so but Federico's got it but anyway what was that? Did you make some salad there?
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Yeah I care about pizza. It's very good very it's like I almost can't tell who's speaking.
00:51:32
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It's a very good impression. I'm very skilled at this. But anyway so at the moment I can't use my
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shortcuts because it loads every single alarm and I have to tap something right
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so I asked a good friend theory and I said disable my alarms and it said which
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ones and it showed me a little like pop-up right and I said all of them and
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it said sorry I can't do that so I cancelled it and then I said disable all
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my alarms and it said okay and did it not make sense I got just how it's the
00:52:07
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same request just given in a different step and it's like I just don't understand why
00:52:14
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But the inconsistency is consistent with Siri.
00:52:17
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That's true actually. That's true. I should have expected the inconsistency, really, if
00:52:23
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you think about it. There's also new sharing controls, right?
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Yes. So if you previously shared a shortcut that you want to delete, you want to wipe
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completely from Apple's iCloud servers, which happened to me before.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want to remove a shortcut that has your friend's phone number
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in it from your website, you can do that. And with the press of a button. I wonder,
00:52:50
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I do wonder, listed like hypothetical terms, how this feature got added.
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I mean, hypothetically, you find yourself in the situation of texting Apple to please
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remove a shortcut, then you could see why. Phil, Phil, take it down!
00:53:08
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I don't know if that scales, but everyone can text an engineer, and say please.
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I mean, those business chats, there could have been a business chat feature. I don't
00:53:18
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know, 800-remove-shortcut, there could have been a phone number, something like that.
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One 800 emergency shortcut. It was like a digit too long.
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So the way that it works is you can reopen one of your old iCloud links. They will relaunch
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the shortcut app and you will see the shortcut come up in the gallery. And if it's your link,
00:53:45
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because your link is associated with your device ID I suppose, you will see in your
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iCloud account, you will see an ellipsis button in the top right of the window that appears
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and you can say stop sharing and the shortcut will be removed, the link will be killed on
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Apple servers and all the data will be deleted.
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So that's convenient.
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I still wish though that the shortcut had like a screen in the settings to say something
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like "here's all of the shortcuts and all of the links that you ever shared with your
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iCloud account".
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Right now if you shared like me hundreds of iCloud links, good luck finding each one of
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them if you want to delete them.
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I mean I have a website so it's kind of easy for me but I can imagine like people
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sharing them on Twitter or Reddit.
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Like you need to go through every single comment and find your links.
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Also every single time you share a shortcut a new iCloud link is created for you.
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So it gets messy very quickly.
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if you have a single link like happened to somebody that we all know a few weeks ago,
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you can now reopen the link and delete it from your...
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Somebody we know.
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Right, right. Everyone knows them.
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What else? So also, Apple got kind of sneaky with this one. There's new measurement actions
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allow you to convert units and measurements inside the shortcuts app.
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But these actions, Myke, if you open your shortcut app 2.1 beta 1, you will find
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them because they were pushed, I think, with an over-the-air update, which is
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something that Apple can do. What's happening here? Search for measurement in your
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shortcuts 2.1 beta 1. Now, what you up to over there, Apple? Now that's different, isn't it?
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How interesting.
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I got comments from a bunch of people on Twitter saying "Why am I seeing them now, but I wasn't
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seeing them before?"
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And the only logical answer is that either an Apple engineer grabbed your phone when
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you were sleeping and installed a different beta, which could be likely considering how
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crazy with their working schedule they are, or Occam's Razor would suggest they just pushed
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an over-the-air update with the new actions, which is interesting.
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Some interesting possibilities down the road, maybe.
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Did you know that 10 fathoms is 18.288 meters?
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What's a fathom?
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Everyone knows that.
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What is a fathom?
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What's the spelling of that?
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F-A-T-H-O-M.
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Can't fathom the fathom.
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And did you know that 10 parsecs is 308 trillion, 600... no, it's like... what's the one after
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Quadrillion?
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Quadrillion?
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It's 308 quadrillion, 600 trillion meters.
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Honestly, I don't even know.
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There's one, two, three, four... there's five commas.
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That seems like too many for me.
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Fathom is a unit of length equal to six feet
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Chiefly used in reference to the depth of water and one fathom tall is that is that certain from the TV show six feet under
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One fathom below do you guys remember the TV show?
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One more shortcut thing we have to talk about
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All right, Federico, you did what the kids call clickbait. You tweeted, "Yay! I finally
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got air power." Dot dot dot.
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And shortcuts!
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Exclamation point!
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So I'm gonna open this.
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Oh! Look at that! It's the air power sound! It's not someone crying like I expected it
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to be. So how did you do this?
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that also doesn't catch fire. Well, it turns out that in shortcuts you can access some
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system files by using a file colon triple slash URL scheme. So you can look in system
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files. >> How did you find this out?
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>> I was going around on Twitter a while back, and then I sort of -- I remember -- like,
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I saw another conversation on Reddit and I sort of put two and two together and I was
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like "what if I try it?"
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Do you ever sometimes think that you're going to ruin everyone's fun?
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Like when you do stuff like this?
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Not my fault!
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I'm not writing!
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No, no, no, it's not your fault!
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But like I figure this is how it gets killed, right?
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Like when you tweet about it.
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I'm not the one writing the code to make this happen.
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So it's uh...
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My favorite one though is the one you shared afterwards which is just the repeating camera
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Which is just really funny.
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So you're looking in, what's the file path?
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System library core services, system library audio UI sounds.
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But you can also look in system library core services and access the springboard.
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There was a tweet from a while back, I think from Steve Charman Smith, who zipped up the
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springboard in a zip archive.
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So that's fine.
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You may need to email it to yourself for later.
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Like, I appreciate all of this work, but like, why?
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What are you going to do with that?
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Automation, man.
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Don't you ever find yourself in a situation where like, "Oh man, I wish I could make an
00:59:39
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archive of my screen, but..."
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I need to back it up.
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Put it on Dropbox.
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For all the things you could do with that.
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So last night I was playing around with this method and I did a bunch of things that I
00:59:49
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didn't share on Twitter. I extracted system fonts, so I extracted the Apple color emoji
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We all know you need it at 2x.
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Oh yeah, you gotta go at 2x. I extracted a bunch of San Francisco variations including
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the Apple Watch ones, which are embedded in the iOS firmware, of course. It's fun, you
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can do some interesting things. I think it will be probably removed soon, so if you want
01:00:24
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to have access to these, what's the file extension? C-A-F? C-A-F? C-A-F files?
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Yeah, C-A-F. Baby C-A-F.
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C-A-F. What does C-A-F stand for?
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compressed audio format. Core audio format. It was compatible with 10.4 and higher. Mac
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OS 10.3 needs QuickTime 7 to be installed.
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Oh man. They haven't got shortcuts in there though. They haven't caught on to that on
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So, yeah, I mean, shortcuts, the bigger, the more serious comment. I'm happy to see that
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the shortcuts team is continuing to release updates on a regular schedule. And most of
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all, that they are somehow collaborating, not to say convincing, other Apple teams to
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add native shortcuts based on an API that I hope will be made available to developers
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next year, like the new clock actions, or like the new weather actions from the previous
01:01:38
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So we're looking at what I hope is the future of third-party shortcuts, and it's really
01:01:43
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good, I'm really happy.
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I suppose that this is going to launch alongside iOS 12.1, but that is just my assumption.
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Still, I'm getting ready and I will have a bunch of nice examples to share when the update
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goes live. Even nicer than five repeating camera sounds. It's sort of stressful to hear
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that actually. Yeah it is. It's a horrifying thing. I was thinking like how could I prank
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my friends with this kind of shortcut. I actually thought of like a security system where like,
01:02:15
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especially because in the new beta, so if you have iOS, this is a teachy, teachy tip.
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If you have iOS 12.1 beta installed and shortcuts 2.1 beta 2, you will get support for media
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actions playing through the HomePod.
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So you need to have the latest iOS beta.
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What does that mean that I don't currently have?
01:02:41
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So it means that all of your shortcuts that play media, so Apple Music and I think Speaking
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in text will play through the HomePod when you invoke a shortcut via Siri. I still need
01:02:57
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to test this like in depth. On the HomePod though?
01:03:00
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They will play on the HomePod. So all media-based actions that include some form of audio will
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play through the HomePod. All your actions that include audio.
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What I still want is to be able to define this. That's what I want.
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Yeah, I know, I know, I know. That I can run it from the iPad.
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Here's my thought. Here's my thought. I was inspired, Myke, by your control of the HomePod
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via your Canary. And so today I had the thought, if somebody breaks into my apartment, which
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I hope it doesn't happen, so then the thought kind of evolved into, this is maybe a prank
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that I could pull off my mom when she comes visit my apartment, I could do something like
01:03:44
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this, I would get the notification from the Canary and I would leave one of my iPads at
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home, or even my iPhone because now I have my Apple Watch with cellular, I could leave
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it at home and when I get the notification I could speak to the Canary and run the shortcut.
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And the shortcut will play to the HomePod and say very loudly "You're now being photographed"
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and it will play all the camera sounds and play a siren through the HomePod.
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"Poor mom, that's not very nice."
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And continuing to play all the camera sounds, saying things like "We're now sending these
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pictures to the police," and stuff like that.
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"Oh, that's terrible."
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I can put any text in the SpeakText action, and I can play the system sounds, so why not?
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Why not make them believe that 200 pictures are being taken and sent to the police?
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I mean, you know, automation.
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I think this is a good idea. But not to your mother, but like...
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You're like the kid in Home Alone, but in the 21st century.
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I always pull pranks on my mom.
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Like all the time. Like even really bad pranks. Like, "Mom, I was in an accident."
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That's terrible.
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Like, "I'm terrible, I know."
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Why do you do that?
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Because I'm a bad person.
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Your poor mother, why do you do that to her?
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She's now reached a point where she doesn't believe it anymore.
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Yeah, when something bad happened.
01:05:07
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You cry wolf. Yeah. She stays up late reading your reviews, trying to understand why you work with bees,
01:05:15
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and you treat her too poorly. That's really sad. Yeah. No, I mean, I try to, like, she got really
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upset once because I really made it sound believable, like, that something happened.
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So lately I've been trying to pull pranks more in the style of "something happened in Italy," so I
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would say things like "Oh, the pope died" or "Did you see that?"
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What is wrong with you? What is the outcome? What is the desired outcome of this?
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I don't know, just make her believe and listen to her reaction. It's really funny because she
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believes anything, especially when it comes to like news-based stuff like "This famous actor died"
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or like "Something happened" like, I don't know, all kinds of things. It's funny. And she talks,
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this is quite funny, she told me that my dad, my biological father, used to be this way,
01:06:08
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like pulling pranks all the time. And I had no idea, and I had no idea, so it's like a common trait, I suppose.
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In the Vitechy men, that they are mean to just your mum, right?
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Like, because you don't do this stuff to us, why is this just localized to your mother?
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Because it's funnier to hear a reaction, and especially when she discovers that it's a prank.
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Like she gets upset.
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- Well yeah.
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- That's because Sylvia laughing in the background
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all the time, like it's funny.
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- Man, that's not good.
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- So anyway, the police prank with shortcuts
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will definitely happen at some point.
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- So now for the first time in 28 years
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of podcasting together, I can say,
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let's talk about Palm.
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Is everybody ready?
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Everybody as excited as I am?
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- We remember Palm, they had a bunch of phones,
01:07:03
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and then they didn't anymore, and then they were gone.
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- I had a Palm Pre.
01:07:07
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- I had a Palm Pre.
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- I loved that phone.
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- Yeah, it was great. - That was great.
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- I had the Palm Treo before that,
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before my phone, before the iPhone was a Treo.
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They were around a long time,
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but they were sort of a victim of not really catching up
01:07:20
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after the iPhone came out, and they went away.
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The brand is back.
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Palm is not a company again.
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It's just the name.
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And it is a name that's been slapped on a tiny 3.3 inch $349 Android phone.
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And the idea here is I think that it's supposed to be a second phone, so not like Federico's
01:07:43
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day phone and night phone, but sort of like a...
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You joke about that, but you know I have a day watch and a night watch now.
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This is a teaser for the next episode, but I have two Apple watches, Series 4.
01:08:01
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But the idea is like a secondary device.
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So something like an Apple Watch,
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like you talked about with the cellular one,
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that you can leave your phone behind.
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You can still get critical stuff on your watch,
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but you don't have the whole thing.
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And the idea is that if you have a phone on Verizon in the US,
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you could buy this thing, again, for $349.
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And it uses a shared device plan, and it rings your phone.
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You get a call.
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It runs Android apps but it's tiny and so the thought is that you don't want to use
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it as your primary phone.
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It's meant to help you with distractions.
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It has a mode that I think is really interesting called Life Mode in which it turns off all
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notifications and also the wireless radios are shut off when the screen is off.
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So if you pick it up, the screen's on, the radios come on, you can use it, but then when
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you put it in your pocket, the radios turn off.
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You can't be reached then, but the battery,
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assuming, lasts forever.
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So it's kind of like a time well spent sort of idea here
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between a dumb phone and a smart phone.
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So what is this?
01:09:11
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Is this the thing that's going to be successful?
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I feel like a smart watch does all these things
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and I only have to carry one phone.
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Does anybody have any thoughts?
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Well, you're not gonna carry both phones, right? Like I don't think that's the point.
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It seems like the point is that you would take this phone when you don't want to be
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disconnected from the world but you also don't want to be distracted, right? Like that you
01:09:46
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take this one out and this is your phone for when you're going to on a picnic with your family
01:09:53
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so you can still take photos which a smartwatch can't do and you can still get text messages you
01:10:02
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can still get maps right like you can still play music via bluetooth to a bluetooth speaker
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but you're not also going to be like wanting to really check twitter because the screen is so small
01:10:14
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so small. Isn't that about as big as the original iPhone?
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The original iPhone was 3.5 inches. This is 3.3.
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Yeah. It's kind of hilarious. But yes, this is so small. It is too small for the types
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of things we do now on our phones.
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Yeah, totally.
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I think "by and large" is a way to maybe better describe it. I think it's not a bad idea.
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Like you know, it really does. I mean, this is the thing, right? You can argue like, would
01:10:40
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you get this or would you get a smartwatch? But like, I don't want to wear a smartwatch
01:10:45
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right now, but I understand the appeal of something like this. And in a way that like,
01:10:54
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I would be more willing to trust I could get whatever I needed done on this thing than
01:10:59
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I maybe would on an Apple Watch. Right? Because it runs all the apps that Android runs, right?
01:11:06
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they're all available right because you could just run them they might not be perfect but you know
01:11:11
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like the Apple watch on LTE can still only do certain things and it still can only I can only
01:11:19
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input into it in like with my voice and stuff which isn't always that useful or works that well
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so I kind of get it do I want it no like even if it was available here like it's not really a thing
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that I want to get, but I think I understand the appeal for it and why people might want
01:11:39
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it with the time well spent idea, right? But without going nuclear on it and being like,
01:11:47
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"I won't have a phone," or like, "I'm going to get a dumb phone and just send text messages,"
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right? I think I understand it.
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I really don't. Why wouldn't you just get a smartwatch at this point?
01:12:01
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Because as far as I said, I don't think smartwatches are capable enough.
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Like, I think people say to themselves,
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"It would be really great to go out all day and not have my phone with me and just have my Apple Watch."
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But I don't think as many people that say that are doing that.
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Well, okay. I'm doing it, but I'm not many people.
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Alright, so tell me, I want to understand, because if you're doing this, you haven't told anybody that you're doing it.
01:12:27
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So explain to me what kind of things you're doing with just your Apple Watch.
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Nothing, that's the point. But if I need to be reached, I can be reached.
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No, no, no, like where are you going and what are you doing when you just have your Apple Watch on?
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To the park, to the mall, driving around.
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Like the usual, like when I'm not expecting like a work thing to occur,
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like I can tell John Ryan I'm going out and I'm gonna be unavailable for like three hours.
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And you have no phone?
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No phone. No phone. Just a watch. Yeah.
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But again, it's like, it's the idea of that there are, of course there are people that do it,
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but I don't think as many people that think that they could do it actually end up doing it.
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Right? But because it's the, when you're faced with the reality of like, no phone,
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I don't think I would be completely comfortable with that.
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because if something does happen that I need to deal with
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it's tricky to deal with
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with using a smartwatch where it would maybe be a little bit easier with a device
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but frankly like I'm not going to do either of those things
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right? I'm not going to get a tiny small phone in the same way that I'm also
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be that comfortable with just doing everything from a smartwatch. I am super
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to hear that you are doing this. I think that that is really cool. I wish I could
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be like you but I
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I can't be. It's not how I'm built.
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Yeah, I think a good part of that is the fact that our businesses run in two different ways.
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I don't need to constantly check my email or reply to many people.
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Like, I'm terrible at email and that sort of helps.
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Like, the way that we work is different.
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Also, like, I can drive around my area without having to use maps.
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So I could use maps on the watch, but it's really not as good if you need turn-by-turn
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So there's a bunch of factors that I think are at play here.
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But yeah, I've been doing it quietly, and I just sort of thought that everybody was
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Now I realize that maybe not everybody is doing it.
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I had an LTE Apple Watch for a year and never did it.
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unless it was like a super short thing,
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like I'm going down to the corner store.
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- You know, the biggest complaint that I have
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is I cannot connect my Apple Watch to my car Bluetooth.
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I've seen some people have success with it, but I did not.
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The Apple Watch gets stuck
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in the middle of the pairing process.
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I really love to have, because I have music,
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I have podcasts on my watch, I can make phone calls.
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Why wouldn't you let me connect to my car Bluetooth?
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I think it's some kind of weird problem with context exchange information between the car and the watch.
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Also, if there's a device that can act as a Bluetooth dongle between my...
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So my car has a USB-A port, has an AUX headphone jack type port.
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There must be some kind of device that pretends to be Bluetooth headphones for the watch,
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but actually passes audio through to the car.
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If it exists, please let me know
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because I really wanna connect my Apple Watch
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to my car somehow.
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So, also it should be a native feature.
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I don't know why Apple is not making that a native feature,
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but still, if you have a workaround, please let me know.
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- How long is the battery life on LTE?
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- It gets, I've noticed that if I go out for like,
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usually like, let's say an hour and a half,
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It consumes between 10 and 15 percent.
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Okay. So it's a much more significant drawer of power.
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Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.
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But also with two watches it's not really a problem, but that's a whole other discussion.
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I'm learning a lot of things about you today.
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You're a prankster.
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You have many Apple watches. You run around Rome with no phone.
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I learned a lot of things about you today.
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But okay, I mean, so basically what, the core of what I think is interesting is what you're
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doing but it's just you're doing it with that device.
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I think that there is something interesting in this Palm device.
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Do I think it is $349 worth of interesting?
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I don't think that.
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Yeah that's way too much.
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Which is, you know, for a little, it's not, it's like, you know, it is, it is, I think,
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probably fairly priced for what you get when you look at how much phones cost now. But
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I don't know if I would want to do it for $349. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like
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that might be past the level that I'm, well, it is past the level that I'm willing to pay
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for something like this. But I can appreciate what they're trying to do. I just don't know
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how much of a market it is specifically because it is currently locked to one carrier in the US.
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All right, to wind to wind out this week's show, we're gonna talk about Adobe event where
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they previewed Photoshop CC coming to the iPad and it's not Photoshop for the
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iPad it's not Photoshop lite this is real like adult version like belt and
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and tie and says like the real Photoshop not kids it will be right like will be
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they're rebuilding it that they're final cutting it right like it's that they're
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going back to the beginning basically I'm rebuilding Photoshop but this is the
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same version that will exist on desktops but they're adding in some more complex
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features later on right like but this is the the ground-up redesign of Photoshop
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yeah and that's what I mean like this this is not going to be separate from
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what you can run on the desktop so I mean like it's the it's the real
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Photoshop experience it's a new experience to your point that they are
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sort of going back and rebuilding Photoshop and starting with the most
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important things but the Verge got their their hands on it there's a video and
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stuff in the show notes where they covered it and is much much closer to
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the Photoshop we know today than anything we've seen from Adobe Adobe in
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the past and this feels like a really really big deal Jason Snell wrote a
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thing of a macworld linked to as well talking about the importance of this to
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the iPad as a platform you know when you think about professional tools it's a
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It's a really wide range of things, right?
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So in our context, it's things like Logic,
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or Adobe Audition, or Forecast, audio tools.
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But if you're in the design world,
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Photoshop is the king, and has been for a really long time.
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You have Photoshop, and you have Illustrator,
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and InDesign, the whole creative cloud.
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But Photoshop is at the hub of so much of that work.
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And it's one of those things,
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like it makes perfect sense on the iPad,
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something you can take with you,
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something you have to pencil.
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And Adobe's spending real time and real money
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to make this happen.
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And I think it's super exciting.
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We can get into some of the details,
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but it is going to be part of the Creative Cloud platform.
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So if you're like me and you already pay for Creative Cloud,
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you can just add this.
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It's not a separate purchase or anything.
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You'll just have access to it.
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They have a new Cloud PSD file format.
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So the old PSD format is compatible with this,
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but it lets you kind of more easily move
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a Photoshop document back and forth
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with either Adobe's cloud solution
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or they showed it using the Files app on the iPad.
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So you can have things in Dropbox or iCloud Drive
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and bring them in as well.
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So like it's integrated with other Apple stuff
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where Adobe in the past hasn't always done that.
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They've really sort of been their own island
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for a lot of this stuff,
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but they're integrating into what's there.
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It's just super exciting.
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As someone who, I use Photoshop not every day,
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but I use it at least once a week for various things,
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having that on the iPad is a good move.
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It feels good, I'm excited about it.
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What about y'all?
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- I think it's, this is probably the first step
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of a major shift that is occurring.
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we're going to see a bunch more desktop apps and entire suites of desktop programs have
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real iPad versions. Not companion versions, not mobile adaptations, but the actual thing,
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the same thing on every platform. And I think it's a clear direction, if you look at what
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Microsoft is doing, if you look at what Apple is doing for now, just the other way around
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with iPad apps coming to the Mac, I think it's clear that we are moving toward a future
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where the same application can be used in multiple places. And it changes, the application
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changes depending on the kind of computer that you're using. So Photoshop on a Mac
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uses a trackpad, uses a cursor. On the iPad you get a pencil and you get touch controls,
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and there's going to be differences between them. But the main idea of, it's the same
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experience and it's based on a cloud, so you don't need to worry about file management,
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and it's based on a subscription, so you fix the problem of how do you let people pay for
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the same thing on multiple platforms, and the idea is people really care about an application,
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they subscribe to it. It doesn't scale for every single app for sure, but for this type
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of important desktop pro apps, I think it's totally the answer. Something that you depend
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on, something you want to pay for, you pay for on a regular basis and you get access
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on every platform. I feel like there's multiple pieces of different technologies, different
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concepts that are sort of all coming together right now in this transition that will occur
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over the next three years, at least. These things take time. But the idea of we're moving
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away from this past of you have the computer and you have the phone and you have the tablet
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but toward a space where the phone is the computer that is always with you, and the
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computer and the tablet are sort of the same thing.
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The idea would be you have a smaller screen that is always with you, you have a small
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screen that's on your wrist, and you have the big screen that for some people could
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be a laptop, for other people could be a tablet, and maybe both of them could be connected
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to an external display on your desk if the rumors about the next iPod Pro are correct.
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So I think I'm excited about this idea of the desktop and the big screen. Maybe it's
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not right to call it a desktop anymore, but the big screen experience is becoming something
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that is more fluid, more flexible, and can move across form factors while keeping consistency
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in the apps, in the software that you use, and ultimately in the things that you're able
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to accomplish.
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I'm very excited about this. I use Pixelmator right now because I'm able to work on things
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on my Mac and on my iPad, right, because it syncs with iCloud Drive. But I find Pixelmator's
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UI on the iPad increasingly frustrating.
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Everything's buried, it's organized in a very weird way.
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I feel like it takes 20 taps to do things that
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take one single click on the Mac. I'm
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looking for something which will provide me
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with consistency in user experience because it's definitely possible
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to do that. The screens are so big on my 12.9 inch
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iPad like I can I can do all of this stuff right if this UI shows on the
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MacBook why can't I see it on my iPad like you know and so that's why I'm
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really excited I will be signing up for this on day one to use it like as soon
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as possible because I I can you know Photoshop is a lot more confusing to me
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than then pixelmator but I'm keen to learn it because I will have
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consistency of experience and that is so important you know I really believe in
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in having that across devices.
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Like it is something that I value greatly.
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It's one of the reasons that I love iOS so much
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because my phone and my main like work device, my iPad,
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they use apps that are similar
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and they use consistency and user experience
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and user interface.
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So it doesn't feel like a jarring change
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when I go from device to device.
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Like I like that feeling, right?
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it's why I am personally excited about the potential future of what marzipan
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will bring in that I may see more consistency amongst the applications that
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I use so I am very excited for this especially because this this really says
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good things for me for the iPad just in general because Adobe will not have
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entered into this project without Apple telling them it was worth them doing it.
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Right, yeah, and they made a big deal out of it, like there's a press release on
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the Apple website. They're both making a big deal out of each other, right?
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Yes, you're right, Phil Schiller was on stage at Adobe Max, like they need each other for this, right?
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Like Apple needs Adobe to do this and Adobe needs Apple to continue pushing
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the iPad. They are both very aware that this is a mutually assured production. I don't
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know, I didn't think of something in time. I'm sorry, I apologize. But they are very
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aware of needing each other to make this beneficial. And I'm sure that at this point now, Adobe
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is helping Apple with future iPad designs. There are specific things which Adobe can
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ask for and Adobe's Chief Product Officer kind of let slip on the broadcast that the
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Apple Pencil is going to be more and more important over time and I am very sure that
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Adobe has had some kind of input on this right because Adobe is saying you know we're effectively
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going to tell all of our customers to buy an Apple Pencil so we would like a button on it.
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That's that's effectively what I think has occurred here so yeah I'm very enthused about
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this just from a software perspective and a hardware perspective so bring it
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on right like I'm super keen to see these next iPads and then I can't wait
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for this software. It's an exciting time no doubt. If you want to find links to
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the stuff we talked about this week you can check out your podcast app or you
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can go over to our website relay.fm/connected/214. While you're there
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you can do a couple of things you can get in touch with us via email for
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host, drop us an email. Or you can find us over on Twitter. You can find Vitici@viticci.
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Federico, of course, is the editor-in-chief of MaxStories.net. There's a really cool story
01:29:13
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on Max Stories right now about old iOS apps that Apple made, that Federico assigned to
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me, that was very challenging but a lot of fun. There's some other stuff too, but you
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You really just want to read the Apple history column.
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That's the best stuff.
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You can find Myke on Twitter as I-M-Y-K-E
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and Myke is the host of a bunch of shows here at Relay.fm.
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Relay.fm/shows.
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If you like connected, you'll find something else
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You can find me there as ISMH and I write 512pixels.net.
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And until our next episode, gentlemen, say goodbye.
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- Arrivederci.
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- See you in New York, everybody.