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00:00:00 ◼   ► [Applause]

00:00:18 ◼   ► Sorry, the beginning of the shows are always awkward because I have to hit record and stream and stuff, so you're just hanging out.

00:00:25 ◼   ► [Howl]

00:00:27 ◼   ► How is everybody? We are very excited about what we have in store for you

00:00:36 ◼   ► tonight. The first and honestly probably last Relay FM Family Feud. I have a

00:00:43 ◼   ► couple of people to bring out. First our scorekeeper and my co-founder Myke

00:00:48 ◼   ► Hurley.

00:00:50 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:00:53 ◼   ► - Hello, San Francisco.

00:01:02 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:01:05 ◼   ► - And now, the man of the hour.

00:01:08 ◼   ► - Is he?

00:01:09 ◼   ► - He is the man of the hour.

00:01:10 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:01:12 ◼   ► We are now all in the Snell Zone.

00:01:14 ◼   ► Give it up for Jason.

00:01:15 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:01:18 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:01:21 ◼   ► - Did people know they were signing up

00:01:30 ◼   ► to come see a game show when they bought these tickets?

00:01:34 ◼   ► - I don't wanna say it was a trick,

00:01:36 ◼   ► but it wasn't not a trick.

00:01:39 ◼   ► - Well, we wanted to figure out a way

00:01:42 ◼   ► to get many, many Relay FM, Relay.fm, Relay.fm.

00:01:47 ◼   ► - Hey, hey.

00:01:48 ◼   ► - Switch on?

00:01:50 ◼   ► - Switch on.

00:01:52 ◼   ► - Hosts on stage, as many as possible.

00:01:55 ◼   ► And how do you do that?

00:01:57 ◼   ► How do you do like a talent show

00:01:59 ◼   ► and people juggle or something like that?

00:02:00 ◼   ► What do you do?

00:02:02 ◼   ► And we said we're gonna make them play a game show

00:02:06 ◼   ► live on stage, 'cause what would be worse

00:02:09 ◼   ► for them than that?

00:02:10 ◼   ► - I mean, if we were juggling chainsaws, that may be worse.

00:02:15 ◼   ► - Well-- - Really?

00:02:15 ◼   ► - I'm still young.

00:02:16 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:02:18 ◼   ► That's round three.

00:02:19 ◼   ► - Then all winners. - Spoilers.

00:02:21 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's a members only special.

00:02:23 ◼   ► - It's more like dismember.

00:02:26 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:02:29 ◼   ► - Good luck Jason. - Sing.

00:02:35 ◼   ► - You took Steven's bad joke, made it a good joke.

00:02:37 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:02:40 ◼   ► - So we are going to be playing something called

00:02:42 ◼   ► the Relay FM feud, which for those who don't know is not totally not based on a very popular

00:02:50 ◼   ► game show.

00:02:51 ◼   ► The idea is that we did a poll, we did a survey in the last few weeks, we got what, 4,000

00:03:01 ◼   ► responses?

00:03:02 ◼   ► 3,000, Kathy is telling me.

00:03:07 ◼   ► Our producer Kathy Campbell.

00:03:08 ◼   ► - So just to round up the poll.

00:03:09 ◼   ► - Mrs. Soup in the chat room telling me 3,000.

00:03:12 ◼   ► 3,000, normally the Family Feud gets 100.

00:03:16 ◼   ► We got 3,000, so thank you, we love our listeners.

00:03:18 ◼   ► The way this works, however, is that this is not

00:03:20 ◼   ► a quiz show where we ask our contestants

00:03:22 ◼   ► for the right answer.

00:03:23 ◼   ► Instead, we make them guess what you, the relay FM,

00:03:27 ◼   ► relay.fm, switch on, listeners,

00:03:29 ◼   ► how you answered the question.

00:03:33 ◼   ► So you don't have to be right, you just have to be

00:03:36 ◼   ► like thinking like a Relay FM listener.

00:03:39 ◼   ► - Can I give the question and answer

00:03:41 ◼   ► of one of the non-used questions from round four?

00:03:44 ◼   ► Just 'cause it's very good.

00:03:46 ◼   ► Which is the technology movie question.

00:03:48 ◼   ► - Sure.

00:03:49 ◼   ► - So we asked 3,127 people,

00:03:51 ◼   ► what is your favorite technology movie?

00:03:57 ◼   ► The top answer was The Matrix.

00:04:00 ◼   ► - Now, to be clear, in The Matrix,

00:04:04 ◼   ► Keanu Reeves is a computer programmer

00:04:06 ◼   ► and he has a Sony mini disc player.

00:04:07 ◼   ► I don't know what your--

00:04:08 ◼   ► - But the rest of the answers are like sneakers,

00:04:10 ◼   ► piracy Silicon Valley, the social network,

00:04:12 ◼   ► technology movies, The Matrix is not a technology movie,

00:04:16 ◼   ► but it was the top answer, so.

00:04:18 ◼   ► - The entire Matrix is itself a computer program.

00:04:21 ◼   ► - We should move on.

00:04:22 ◼   ► - It doesn't work like a--

00:04:23 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:04:24 ◼   ► - Think like a relay FM listener.

00:04:25 ◼   ► All right, let me introduce our first two teams.

00:04:28 ◼   ► We're gonna do a little tournament here.

00:04:30 ◼   ► They're gonna be two rounds with our four teams,

00:04:33 ◼   ► and then the winners will go on to a special

00:04:35 ◼   ► championship round later in tonight's show.

00:04:38 ◼   ► So first-- - There are trophies.

00:04:39 ◼   ► - There are trophies, they're over there.

00:04:41 ◼   ► There are five trophies.

00:04:43 ◼   ► One of them is a special Founders Trophy

00:04:45 ◼   ► that we'll be giving out later,

00:04:46 ◼   ► as well to one of our beloved founders.

00:04:49 ◼   ► - The best one.

00:04:50 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:04:51 ◼   ► - I look forward to taking it home.

00:04:53 ◼   ► - The best one to be determined who that is in another game.

00:04:56 ◼   ► All right, so first, the team that we're lovingly

00:04:59 ◼   ► referring to as Team A.

00:05:01 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:05:03 ◼   ► Micah Sargent, underscore David Smith,

00:05:07 ◼   ► Brad Dowdy, and Julia Scott, come on up.

00:05:11 ◼   ► (audience cheering and applauding)

00:05:15 ◼   ► All right, Micah Sargent,

00:05:29 ◼   ► co-host of Clockwise on Relay FM.

00:05:32 ◼   ► What's your team name?

00:05:34 ◼   ► - Well folks, I am happy to say

00:05:36 ◼   ► that we are Team Stick Bikini,

00:05:40 ◼   ► and all of you can thank Tiffany Arment for that.

00:05:43 ◼   ► Yeah.

00:05:44 ◼   ► - All right, excellent, yes.

00:05:45 ◼   ► Who is not here to have to deal with that name?

00:05:49 ◼   ► Which is kind of brilliant, kind of brilliant.

00:05:53 ◼   ► All right, lovingly known as Team B,

00:05:55 ◼   ► you see where I'm going with this.

00:05:57 ◼   ► It's Alex Cox, Flow Ion, David Sparks, and Quinn Rose.

00:06:02 ◼   ► Come on up.

00:06:03 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:06:06 ◼   ► Alex Cox.

00:06:16 ◼   ► What's your team name? - Yes.

00:06:18 ◼   ► - Do you remember it?

00:06:19 ◼   ► Do you need me to prompt you?

00:06:20 ◼   ► - No, I remember it.

00:06:21 ◼   ► We took this very, very seriously.

00:06:23 ◼   ► - Okay, good. - Mm-hmm.

00:06:24 ◼   ► We are the Power Chargers.

00:06:26 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:06:29 ◼   ► - I have positive chargers on the card, is that the?

00:06:32 ◼   ► - Did we change it?

00:06:33 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:06:34 ◼   ► Okay, so yeah, I do need to be--

00:06:35 ◼   ► - You have the chargers.

00:06:36 ◼   ► - We're the positive chargers.

00:06:37 ◼   ► - All right, that's fine.

00:06:39 ◼   ► It's all good, it's all good.

00:06:40 ◼   ► All right, here's how this is gonna work.

00:06:42 ◼   ► We're gonna take turns with the team captains, we'll start.

00:06:46 ◼   ► You're gonna come up here.

00:06:47 ◼   ► Alex, Micah, why don't you step up to the podium

00:06:51 ◼   ► with your microphones.

00:06:52 ◼   ► - Oh boy, here we go.

00:06:53 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:06:55 ◼   ► Oh yeah, it's serious now, it's serious.

00:06:57 ◼   ► They both have bells.

00:07:00 ◼   ► Why don't you give the bells a little test tap?

00:07:03 ◼   ► (bell ringing)

00:07:05 ◼   ► All right.

00:07:06 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:07:08 ◼   ► (bell ringing)

00:07:10 ◼   ► I gotta be able to tell them apart, okay.

00:07:14 ◼   ► - Oh, I see.

00:07:14 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:07:17 ◼   ► - Buzz in when you know the answer to this question.

00:07:21 ◼   ► And I'll just remind for those who don't know,

00:07:23 ◼   ► The person who chooses an answer with the most correct votes from listeners will get control of the board.

00:07:31 ◼   ► Boy, I feel like a game show host now. I said control of the board.

00:07:34 ◼   ► Here's your question. Name an Apple executive.

00:07:39 ◼   ► Micah.

00:07:41 ◼   ► Tim Cook.

00:07:43 ◼   ► Okay, the board, by the way, being operated by our very own Myke Hurley.

00:07:46 ◼   ► Hello.

00:07:47 ◼   ► Myke.

00:07:48 ◼   ► It's an Adobe Air application.

00:07:50 ◼   ► Yes, it is.

00:07:52 ◼   ► It is very complicated. I had to reboot my machine twice to install it.

00:07:57 ◼   ► Myke, Micah said Tim Cook. Show me Tim Cook.

00:08:01 ◼   ► Micah, you have control of the board if you want it. Do you want to pass or play?

00:08:10 ◼   ► We got to, we got to play.

00:08:11 ◼   ► Always play. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Oh yeah. I forgot. I bring it back.

00:08:16 ◼   ► You bring it back. Hand it off to me. Underscore David Smith.

00:08:21 ◼   ► Name an Apple executive.

00:08:22 ◼   ► - I'm gonna go with Eddie Q.

00:08:25 ◼   ► - Eddie Q, Myke Hurley, show me Eddie Q.

00:08:29 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:08:32 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:08:34 ◼   ► - Oh no.

00:08:35 ◼   ► - All right, we have six answers.

00:08:37 ◼   ► You've got two, you have no strikes.

00:08:39 ◼   ► Three strikes and you're out

00:08:39 ◼   ► and the other team gets a chance to steal.

00:08:42 ◼   ► Brad, can you name...

00:08:44 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:08:49 ◼   ► - Tell us in the pen addict, can you name an Apple executive?

00:08:52 ◼   ► - Do they make pens?

00:08:53 ◼   ► I'm not sure if they make pens.

00:08:54 ◼   ► I know a little bit about hair,

00:08:57 ◼   ► so I'm gonna go with Craig Federighi.

00:08:59 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:09:02 ◼   ► - Good answer, good answer.

00:09:05 ◼   ► Show me Craig Federighi.

00:09:08 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:09:09 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:09:11 ◼   ► Number two answer, number two answer.

00:09:13 ◼   ► All right, State Bikini, you have the number one

00:09:18 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:09:20 ◼   ► Two and four answers and no strikes.

00:09:22 ◼   ► You're doing really well.

00:09:23 ◼   ► Julia. - I just wanna point out

00:09:24 ◼   ► that I have Asperger's, so I'm gonna take that literally

00:09:26 ◼   ► and as a compliment.

00:09:28 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:09:29 ◼   ► I'm gonna say Steve Jobs.

00:09:32 ◼   ► - Show me Steve Jobs.

00:09:34 ◼   ► - Ooh, you ooh'd.

00:09:36 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:09:39 ◼   ► - Number five answer.

00:09:41 ◼   ► You're doing great, you're doing great.

00:09:44 ◼   ► Micah, it's back around to you.

00:09:45 ◼   ► We have four of the six answers.

00:09:47 ◼   ► I wish I knew when this survey was done.

00:09:51 ◼   ► - It's three weeks ago.

00:09:52 ◼   ► - Micah, Steve Jobs is on the board?

00:09:55 ◼   ► - Fair, fair, okay.

00:09:56 ◼   ► - I think you're okay.

00:09:59 ◼   ► - Again, you're not listing what's on the Apple webpage

00:10:02 ◼   ► of executives, you're listening to what our listeners

00:10:04 ◼   ► who we love answer.

00:10:06 ◼   ► - We love our listeners.

00:10:07 ◼   ► We love our listeners. - Our complicated listeners.

00:10:09 ◼   ► - Let's go with Sir Johnny Ive.

00:10:13 ◼   ► - Show me Johnny Ive, is he on the board?

00:10:17 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:10:17 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:10:19 ◼   ► - I was building suspense there.

00:10:21 ◼   ► - Yeah, Myke with the dramatic pause before revealing.

00:10:24 ◼   ► - I've learned I have that power now.

00:10:26 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:10:27 ◼   ► - 'Cause he can click on the right answer

00:10:29 ◼   ► or he can click on the big X that's scary.

00:10:31 ◼   ► - I really wanna do the X at some point.

00:10:32 ◼   ► - Okay. - So good luck Dave.

00:10:34 ◼   ► - This may be your chance.

00:10:35 ◼   ► Underscore, you have a chance to clear the board

00:10:38 ◼   ► and get all the points in this round

00:10:40 ◼   ► if you can name number three out of the six.

00:10:45 ◼   ► go with Phil Schiller. Myke? Well done, you cleared the board, you showed us how it's

00:11:04 ◼   ► done. Now Myke is going to press a very important button here that is going to give you 100

00:11:08 ◼   ► points and hopefully not the other team. Alright, before I press this button, I need to just

00:11:13 ◼   ► explain something. I have two buttons, score left and score right. The problem is it is

00:11:23 ◼   ► reversed from my vision. So I have a note in front of me that says left equals team

00:11:29 ◼   ► in front, right equals team far away. Let's see if I get that right.

00:11:35 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:11:38 ◼   ► - Alright, Jason, this is going great.

00:11:46 ◼   ► - Yep, yep, the old technology working flawlessly.

00:11:48 ◼   ► I'm sure it's not gonna have any trouble later at all.

00:11:51 ◼   ► - Somewhere, somewhere, I don't know,

00:11:54 ◼   ► I don't know where he is, but there are some

00:11:56 ◼   ► former Apple executives who are really sad.

00:11:58 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:12:00 ◼   ► Gil Amelio, anybody?

00:12:01 ◼   ► He's just, I gotta boo?

00:12:04 ◼   ► - Someone boo Gilla Milla or boo me.

00:12:06 ◼   ► - All right, flowion_davidsmith,

00:12:10 ◼   ► take the microphones and come up to the buzzers.

00:12:13 ◼   ► - Oh boy.

00:12:14 ◼   ► - Technically they're bells, they're bells, they're bells.

00:12:16 ◼   ► - Okay, okay, okay.

00:12:17 ◼   ► - Okay, hands over bells, get ready to answer

00:12:21 ◼   ► when you're sure you've got a good answer.

00:12:23 ◼   ► To this very technology-focused question,

00:12:25 ◼   ► name a kind of pen.

00:12:29 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:12:32 ◼   ► David.

00:12:33 ◼   ► - Ballpoint.

00:12:34 ◼   ► (audience laughing and applauding)

00:12:38 ◼   ► - Show me ballpoint.

00:12:44 ◼   ► David, would you like to pass or play?

00:12:50 ◼   ► (audience shouting)

00:12:53 ◼   ► - I think we're gonna play.

00:12:54 ◼   ► - I think you're gonna play.

00:12:55 ◼   ► - Jason.

00:12:57 ◼   ► - Oh, did she get the answer?

00:12:59 ◼   ► - It wasn't a top answer.

00:13:00 ◼   ► - It's the number one answer.

00:13:01 ◼   ► - It was the number two answer.

00:13:02 ◼   ► - Oh my God, I've ruined everything.

00:13:03 ◼   ► We would like to pause for a moment to remind everybody of the rules.

00:13:06 ◼   ► Not a technology failure though, it's just a human failure.

00:13:09 ◼   ► I'm told the human element is what makes sports great. Flo,

00:13:13 ◼   ► can you name a pen?

00:13:14 ◼   ► Can I name a pen?

00:13:15 ◼   ► Name a kind of pen.

00:13:16 ◼   ► Uh, crap.

00:13:19 ◼   ► Uh,

00:13:25 ◼   ► this is a lot of pressure. Uh, calligraphy pen.

00:13:32 ◼   ► [laughter]

00:13:34 ◼   ► Show me calligraphy pen.

00:13:36 ◼   ► [buzzer]

00:13:37 ◼   ► You know what? It's alright, it's alright. I had to get that one. It's okay.

00:13:41 ◼   ► So we wasn't sure, right? 'Cause now I have an X.

00:13:44 ◼   ► Now it's... so they can't...

00:13:45 ◼   ► You can click the X again.

00:13:47 ◼   ► [buzzer]

00:13:48 ◼   ► See?

00:13:49 ◼   ► Good.

00:13:50 ◼   ► [laughter]

00:13:52 ◼   ► I know where it works now.

00:13:54 ◼   ► This is the software thing.

00:13:55 ◼   ► Yes, we're going to play.

00:13:56 ◼   ► You're gonna play, I know, I know.

00:13:58 ◼   ► Does it go to Brad or does it...

00:13:59 ◼   ► It does go to Brad next.

00:14:01 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:14:03 ◼   ► No pressure, Brad.

00:14:04 ◼   ► Now, Brad, I just wanna point out

00:14:06 ◼   ► how embarrassing this will be if you get this wrong.

00:14:08 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:14:09 ◼   ► Brad, Brad, Brad, is your co-host here?

00:14:12 ◼   ► - Yeah, so it's very-- - Just don't forget,

00:14:13 ◼   ► it's multiple thousands of people.

00:14:16 ◼   ► Who wants, just wanted to remind you.

00:14:17 ◼   ► - Okay. - All right.

00:14:18 ◼   ► - It was very important that David went first

00:14:21 ◼   ► in this category, because I would've butchered that,

00:14:24 ◼   ► but now I know where to go, so we'll go with fountain pen.

00:14:28 ◼   ► - That's what I meant to say.

00:14:29 ◼   ► - All right. - I'm so sorry.

00:14:31 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:14:32 ◼   ► Myke Hurley of the Pan-Attic Podcast, show me fountain pen.

00:14:36 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:14:37 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:14:38 ◼   ► Number one answer.

00:14:40 ◼   ► All right, number one and two are off the board,

00:14:44 ◼   ► but you've gotta get five, so there are three more to guess.

00:14:47 ◼   ► Julia, can you name a pen?

00:14:49 ◼   ► - Rollerball.

00:14:51 ◼   ► - Rollerball.

00:14:54 ◼   ► Myke, show me rollerball.

00:14:58 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzes)

00:14:59 ◼   ► (audience groans)

00:15:02 ◼   ► - Oh, all right, Micah, to you.

00:15:05 ◼   ► - Oh wait, I still have to go?

00:15:06 ◼   ► - Still looking for 345, yes, you still have to go.

00:15:09 ◼   ► No sleep in here, we've got three more pens.

00:15:12 ◼   ► - Please, show me gel pen.

00:15:16 ◼   ► - Oh. - All right.

00:15:18 ◼   ► Did the real AFM listeners love a gel pen like I do, Myke?

00:15:22 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzes)

00:15:23 ◼   ► (audience groans)

00:15:26 ◼   ► - I know, I know.

00:15:27 ◼   ► - It was going so well.

00:15:28 ◼   ► Underscore, you got two strikes now.

00:15:30 ◼   ► So I just want to point out, David,

00:15:32 ◼   ► if you don't get this right,

00:15:33 ◼   ► Brad doesn't get to answer any more pen questions

00:15:35 ◼   ► in this show.

00:15:36 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:15:37 ◼   ► - I am aware of this.

00:15:39 ◼   ► That is how the rules work.

00:15:40 ◼   ► Can you show me Sharpie?

00:15:47 ◼   ► (audience gasping)

00:15:50 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:15:51 ◼   ► - Here, I got one, right here.

00:15:53 ◼   ► But is it on the board?

00:15:57 ◼   ► - Oh no!

00:15:58 ◼   ► - Guys, we need one, we need one.

00:16:00 ◼   ► - Jason, please explain what happens now.

00:16:03 ◼   ► - Okay, now the Chargers get to confer

00:16:05 ◼   ► and they're already doing it, they're conferring.

00:16:08 ◼   ► They get to talk, this is the one time

00:16:09 ◼   ► where the whole team gets to talk.

00:16:10 ◼   ► You remember the show, everybody's like huddled up.

00:16:12 ◼   ► And then they get to give me one answer

00:16:16 ◼   ► and if that answer is up there,

00:16:17 ◼   ► they get the points for this whole round.

00:16:19 ◼   ► And they've got three that they could possibly guess.

00:16:22 ◼   ► What are you thinking over there, Team Chargers?

00:16:26 ◼   ► Space pen.

00:16:27 ◼   ► Space pen.

00:16:29 ◼   ► Stephen Hackett approves of the space pen.

00:16:33 ◼   ► There's one right in front of me.

00:16:35 ◼   ► Yeah.

00:16:35 ◼   ► Myke, show me space pen.

00:16:38 ◼   ► [ding]

00:16:39 ◼   ► [cheering]

00:16:41 ◼   ► [applause]

00:16:47 ◼   ► That's 74 points to the Far Away team.

00:16:50 ◼   ► Let's see what happens.

00:16:52 ◼   ► Phew.

00:16:53 ◼   ► [cheering]

00:16:55 ◼   ► All right, now we need to reveal what didn't get guessed.

00:16:59 ◼   ► These are excellent answers,

00:17:01 ◼   ► and thank you to everybody who sent them in.

00:17:03 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:17:06 ◼   ► Any guesses, Brad?

00:17:08 ◼   ► - Pilot?

00:17:09 ◼   ► - Sailor, or Retro 51.

00:17:12 ◼   ► - Brad, Brad, 4,000 people.

00:17:15 ◼   ► - 3,000.

00:17:17 ◼   ► - Oh yeah, my round up.

00:17:19 ◼   ► - Myke, show me the number three answer so people can cry.

00:17:22 ◼   ► - Oh!

00:17:22 ◼   ► - A Bic pen.

00:17:25 ◼   ► - How is it?

00:17:26 ◼   ► - A Bic pen.

00:17:28 ◼   ► - Is number five Bic for her?

00:17:29 ◼   ► - I would like to point out.

00:17:31 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:17:33 ◼   ► Real pen, real pen that exists.

00:17:35 ◼   ► I believe not represented on stage tonight.

00:17:40 ◼   ► There's a relay podcast called Thoroughly Considered.

00:17:42 ◼   ► - There is.

00:17:43 ◼   ► - And they have a pen, don't they?

00:17:44 ◼   ► - They emotionally do.

00:17:46 ◼   ► - The Mark One.

00:17:48 ◼   ► - Mark One.

00:17:48 ◼   ► - Wow, that's pretty fun.

00:17:50 ◼   ► - Some love for Studio Meat.

00:17:51 ◼   ► - Good job, listeners.

00:17:52 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:17:54 ◼   ► All right, we move on to the next category.

00:17:57 ◼   ► The software's working, it's a miracle, okay.

00:18:01 ◼   ► David Sparks, Brad Dowdy, come.

00:18:07 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:18:09 ◼   ► To the stage.

00:18:11 ◼   ► Get ready to buzz in when you are certain

00:18:15 ◼   ► you've got a good answer to this question.

00:18:18 ◼   ► Name something you'd expect to see

00:18:20 ◼   ► on stage at an Apple keynote.

00:18:23 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:18:25 ◼   ► - Brad.

00:18:26 ◼   ► - iPad.

00:18:27 ◼   ► - Myke, show me an iPad.

00:18:31 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzes)

00:18:32 ◼   ► (audience gasps)

00:18:33 ◼   ► - Now it's on me.

00:18:34 ◼   ► - I'm sorry, Brad.

00:18:35 ◼   ► - Wow.

00:18:36 ◼   ► - Sparky.

00:18:37 ◼   ► - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

00:18:38 ◼   ► - New iPhone.

00:18:39 ◼   ► - Show me an iPhone.

00:18:41 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:18:45 ◼   ► Number two answer.

00:18:46 ◼   ► - You guys wanna play?

00:18:47 ◼   ► - There are five you have to get.

00:18:48 ◼   ► You're gonna pass or play?

00:18:49 ◼   ► - We're gonna play.

00:18:50 ◼   ► - You should always play.

00:18:51 ◼   ► - We're playing.

00:18:52 ◼   ► It's in the rules, but you should always play.

00:18:56 ◼   ► Quinn?

00:18:58 ◼   ► - Hello.

00:19:01 ◼   ► - Other than an iPhone, name something you'd expect to see

00:19:03 ◼   ► on stage at an Apple keynote.

00:19:05 ◼   ► - Tim Cook.

00:19:07 ◼   ► [laughter]

00:19:10 ◼   ► - All right.

00:19:11 ◼   ► I will explain that over the many iterations of this game

00:19:14 ◼   ► on the "Incomparable Game Show" podcast,

00:19:16 ◼   ► we have realized that when a question says some thing,

00:19:21 ◼   ► Thing is very liberally interpreted.

00:19:23 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:19:24 ◼   ► So let's see, Myke, is Tim Cook on stage?

00:19:27 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:19:29 ◼   ► Yeah. (audience cheering)

00:19:32 ◼   ► Number three answer.

00:19:33 ◼   ► 16, number three answer, all right.

00:19:36 ◼   ► Moving on to Alex.

00:19:38 ◼   ► Number one, four, and five are still to play for.

00:19:42 ◼   ► Something you would see on stage at an Apple keynote.

00:19:44 ◼   ► - New watch bands.

00:19:48 ◼   ► - All right.

00:19:50 ◼   ► New watch bands, did they get dropped on stage?

00:19:52 ◼   ► Are they just like on the ground?

00:19:55 ◼   ► Myke, show me new watch bands.

00:19:57 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:19:59 ◼   ► It's okay, it's the first strike, you got time.

00:20:01 ◼   ► There's many more products.

00:20:02 ◼   ► Flo, you love Apple Keynotes.

00:20:04 ◼   ► Now, although you co-host an Android-themed podcast,

00:20:09 ◼   ► you also worked at MacAddict and MacLife.

00:20:11 ◼   ► - That was so Mac in the day, but yes.

00:20:14 ◼   ► - We had Steve Jobs answered earlier,

00:20:16 ◼   ► you never know what could happen.

00:20:18 ◼   ► Something you'd see on the stage of an Apple keynote.

00:20:22 ◼   ► A screen.

00:20:27 ◼   ► For the PowerPoint! I'm sorry, whatever it's called on Apple

00:20:30 ◼   ► keynote.

00:20:32 ◼   ► Show me a screen, Myke.

00:20:36 ◼   ► So sorry.

00:20:39 ◼   ► It's okay. Back around to Sparky. Sparky, imagine yourself visualize Apple keynote.

00:20:44 ◼   ► What do you see there? A new operating system.

00:20:47 ◼   ► new operating system.

00:20:49 ◼   ► - If you miss this, Mac power users is in trouble.

00:20:52 ◼   ► - Myke, are they in trouble?

00:20:55 ◼   ► - Yes.

00:20:56 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:20:56 ◼   ► (audience groans)

00:21:00 ◼   ► - All right, state bikini, huddle up,

00:21:02 ◼   ► they're huddling up, they're very careful,

00:21:04 ◼   ► this is great, like, there's,

00:21:06 ◼   ► - The huddle is very intense.

00:21:08 ◼   ► - The microphone is away from the floor now.

00:21:10 ◼   ► They are serious, yeah, they are drawing up a play

00:21:13 ◼   ► on the ground.

00:21:14 ◼   ► - They're watching videos, keynotes.

00:21:17 ◼   ► Inspirational. - They're taking making shots.

00:21:19 ◼   ► - Pump up videos of like, you can do it, beat the ball.

00:21:21 ◼   ► - Myke's face is very intense, I have a good view of that.

00:21:24 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:21:27 ◼   ► I think we're gonna have to rush 'em, Jason.

00:21:30 ◼   ► This is a podcast.

00:21:32 ◼   ► It's true, we can't hear them.

00:21:33 ◼   ► - And we can't hear them, that's the problem.

00:21:34 ◼   ► - It's just me and you now.

00:21:35 ◼   ► From Relay FM, this is Upgrade. - Also Steven is here.

00:21:38 ◼   ► Hi Steven.

00:21:39 ◼   ► - Hello.

00:21:40 ◼   ► - All right. - All right.

00:21:41 ◼   ► - State bikini, I need an answer.

00:21:43 ◼   ► - Okay.

00:21:43 ◼   ► - Something you'd expect to see at an Apple keynote to steal.

00:21:47 ◼   ► One more thing.

00:21:48 ◼   ► (audience oohs)

00:21:51 ◼   ► - Show me one more thing.

00:21:52 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzes)

00:21:53 ◼   ► (audience oohs)

00:21:56 ◼   ► Team Faraway gets those points.

00:21:59 ◼   ► Okay, here we go.

00:22:02 ◼   ► Ready?

00:22:03 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:22:06 ◼   ► How do they take the lead, 118 to 100.

00:22:08 ◼   ► Any other guesses out there that we didn't--

00:22:12 ◼   ► (audience shouts)

00:22:15 ◼   ► Oh, I heard somebody say an AR demo, Myke.

00:22:19 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:22:20 ◼   ► Yeah, that's another answer.

00:22:20 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:22:24 ◼   ► - I am very proud of our listeners for the answer.

00:22:27 ◼   ► - Thank you to the upgradeians especially.

00:22:29 ◼   ► - They're always there, nobody wants them.

00:22:31 ◼   ► - Any other?

00:22:32 ◼   ► Any other?

00:22:33 ◼   ► Alex said a game demo.

00:22:38 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:22:39 ◼   ► (audience gasps)

00:22:42 ◼   ► Now, this last one is just sad, I'm glad it's there.

00:22:46 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:22:48 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:22:49 ◼   ► A Mac, a Mac.

00:22:51 ◼   ► A Mac, I mean literally they have them.

00:22:53 ◼   ► - There's always one there, there is, yeah.

00:22:55 ◼   ► - Yeah, all right.

00:22:56 ◼   ► - Everyone loves a Mac, right?

00:22:57 ◼   ► - I do wanna point out that Federico's iPad, not up there.

00:23:00 ◼   ► My Mac is.

00:23:02 ◼   ► - No?

00:23:03 ◼   ► All right, it is time for round four.

00:23:06 ◼   ► This game is so close now.

00:23:08 ◼   ► Quinn, Julia, come on up.

00:23:10 ◼   ► - We should give an update.

00:23:10 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:23:12 ◼   ► For the listeners at home,

00:23:15 ◼   ► we have Team Steak Bikini have 100 points.

00:23:19 ◼   ► Andy, was it positive charges?

00:23:20 ◼   ► Did we decide on that name?

00:23:22 ◼   ► - Yes.

00:23:23 ◼   ► - Yeah, okay, positive charges.

00:23:24 ◼   ► - 118 points.

00:23:25 ◼   ► - Very happy San Diegans.

00:23:26 ◼   ► - Very close.

00:23:27 ◼   ► And we have two more rounds here,

00:23:28 ◼   ► so everything to play for.

00:23:30 ◼   ► Hands over buzzers, get ready.

00:23:33 ◼   ► - Wait, I'm right-handed.

00:23:34 ◼   ► - Okay.

00:23:35 ◼   ► - Okay.

00:23:36 ◼   ► - This buzzer's been doing really well here.

00:23:38 ◼   ► - Bell.

00:23:39 ◼   ► - Can you name an app developer?

00:23:41 ◼   ► Quinn.

00:23:42 ◼   ► - James Thompson.

00:23:43 ◼   ► - He's gonna be so excited that he just got dinged off

00:23:48 ◼   ► on stage.

00:23:49 ◼   ► Glasgow's own James Thompson.

00:23:54 ◼   ► Myke?

00:23:54 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:23:56 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:23:59 ◼   ► That's the number three answer, you can do better.

00:24:02 ◼   ► Can you name an app developer?

00:24:04 ◼   ► - Casey Liss.

00:24:05 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:24:08 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:24:11 ◼   ► - Casey, kind enough to actually be here.

00:24:14 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:24:15 ◼   ► - Oh boy, can you imagine how that buzzer is gonna feel?

00:24:21 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:24:22 ◼   ► For Casey?

00:24:23 ◼   ► - Casey.

00:24:25 ◼   ► - Myke, you hold Casey's ego in your hands.

00:24:28 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:24:30 ◼   ► - Myke doesn't have hands big enough.

00:24:32 ◼   ► (audience groaning)

00:24:35 ◼   ► I don't know. Is that more insulting to?

00:24:38 ◼   ► [audience laughs]

00:24:39 ◼   ► We'll work it out later.

00:24:41 ◼   ► [ding]

00:24:43 ◼   ► [audience cheers]

00:24:46 ◼   ► Number four answers.

00:24:47 ◼   ► I regret to abuse the software, but I was very tempted.

00:24:50 ◼   ► So the positive chargers get control.

00:24:52 ◼   ► We would like to play.

00:24:53 ◼   ► Alright, get on over there.

00:24:55 ◼   ► [audience applauds]

00:24:56 ◼   ► Do we need to sit down?

00:24:57 ◼   ► [audience applauds]

00:24:58 ◼   ► Oh, that was really exciting.

00:25:00 ◼   ► Casey's the real winner of this round.

00:25:02 ◼   ► Casey loves all 6% of you.

00:25:05 ◼   ► who said him.

00:25:06 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:25:09 ◼   ► I love that you got Casey,

00:25:11 ◼   ► shameless pandering to Casey, but great.

00:25:14 ◼   ► - It works.

00:25:14 ◼   ► - It works.

00:25:15 ◼   ► Alex Cox, name an app developer.

00:25:18 ◼   ► There are number one, two, and five of our surveys

00:25:22 ◼   ► still on the board, so three more app developers to get.

00:25:24 ◼   ► - Marco Arment.

00:25:26 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:25:29 ◼   ► - Who?

00:25:30 ◼   ► - Bit obscure, obscure.

00:25:33 ◼   ► Now Casey could really feel bad, or good.

00:25:35 ◼   ► [LAUGHTER]

00:25:38 ◼   ► Show me Marco Arment.

00:25:40 ◼   ► [DING]

00:25:41 ◼   ► [CHEERING]

00:25:43 ◼   ► Oh, it's the number one answer.

00:25:47 ◼   ► I just want to say, I can see Underscore's face,

00:25:50 ◼   ► and a single tear is welling up in one eye.

00:25:52 ◼   ► [LAUGHTER]

00:25:53 ◼   ► Spoilers, spoilers.

00:25:56 ◼   ► All right, Flo, can you name an app developer?

00:26:00 ◼   ► So is this like, what platform is this?

00:26:03 ◼   ► - There is no...

00:26:05 ◼   ► - It's a good question.

00:26:06 ◼   ► - I'm gonna go with what I know.

00:26:09 ◼   ► - I believe the question I asked was name an app developer.

00:26:12 ◼   ► - All right, listen, I'm just gonna go for it.

00:26:14 ◼   ► John Carmack?

00:26:15 ◼   ► - All right, John Carmack.

00:26:17 ◼   ► Could be, Myke?

00:26:19 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:26:20 ◼   ► It's not.

00:26:20 ◼   ► Good guess, he's a perfectly legitimate app developer,

00:26:24 ◼   ► but not with this crowd, not with this crowd.

00:26:28 ◼   ► David Sparks, two more to guess.

00:26:30 ◼   ► I want to use our enemy in our favor.

00:26:33 ◼   ► Underscore.

00:26:34 ◼   ► - Choosing somebody on the other team is a bold maneuver.

00:26:38 ◼   ► - But good answer.

00:26:39 ◼   ► - Will it backfire?

00:26:40 ◼   ► Myke.

00:26:41 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:26:43 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:26:46 ◼   ► Number two answer.

00:26:47 ◼   ► Number two answer.

00:26:50 ◼   ► Only the lowest rated answer, below Casey Liss even,

00:26:55 ◼   ► is left on the board.

00:26:59 ◼   ► Quinn?

00:27:00 ◼   ► They have one strike, Myke, is that right?

00:27:03 ◼   ► - They have one strike, Jason.

00:27:04 ◼   ► - All right, Quinn, can you name an app developer?

00:27:07 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:27:10 ◼   ► - Quinn looks terrified.

00:27:15 ◼   ► - I've already named everyone I know.

00:27:18 ◼   ► Supertop.

00:27:19 ◼   ► - Supertop, Myke?

00:27:21 ◼   ► Show me. (buzzer buzzing)

00:27:23 ◼   ► - I'm sorry, Jason, I showed you the whole thing.

00:27:24 ◼   ► - I didn't mean to say the whole thing.

00:27:25 ◼   ► - I apologize.

00:27:26 ◼   ► - Just rejected.

00:27:27 ◼   ► - Very excited.

00:27:28 ◼   ► - Rejected.

00:27:29 ◼   ► - Alex, you have two strikes.

00:27:30 ◼   ► You're gonna give them a chance to steal

00:27:32 ◼   ► if you can't get number five.

00:27:34 ◼   ► - No pressure.

00:27:34 ◼   ► - Name an app developer.

00:27:37 ◼   ► Alex is lost in thought.

00:27:42 ◼   ► - Lickability.

00:27:44 ◼   ► - Lickability.

00:27:47 ◼   ► - I don't know.

00:27:48 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:27:49 ◼   ► - All right.

00:27:50 ◼   ► - That was the third strike, Jason.

00:27:51 ◼   ► - Oh, state bikinis, they're already huddling up.

00:27:53 ◼   ► They're already huddling up.

00:27:54 ◼   ► - They love a good huddler's team.

00:27:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, they are good.

00:27:56 ◼   ► - They should have been called Team Huddle.

00:27:57 ◼   ► - So Micah, for those who are not watching

00:28:00 ◼   ► because there are only 300 people here

00:28:01 ◼   ► and everyone else is listening on a podcast,

00:28:03 ◼   ► Micah looks great, he's got a suit, he's got a tie,

00:28:05 ◼   ► and he's like a basketball coach, like, charting a play.

00:28:09 ◼   ► Like, we're gonna inbound it to Brad,

00:28:11 ◼   ► and then Underscore's gonna set a screen,

00:28:14 ◼   ► Julie's gonna take the shot.

00:28:15 ◼   ► - What I like the most is you are making jokes about Micah.

00:28:17 ◼   ► He has no idea.

00:28:18 ◼   ► I have never seen somebody more focused

00:28:21 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:28:22 ◼   ► than he is right now. - This is serious.

00:28:23 ◼   ► This is serious.

00:28:24 ◼   ► - This is very important.

00:28:26 ◼   ► Micah? - This is deadly serious.

00:28:27 ◼   ► Please give us the answer for your team, Micah.

00:28:30 ◼   ► Come on.

00:28:30 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:28:31 ◼   ► - We're the captain, do it.

00:28:32 ◼   ► - Oh, God.

00:28:33 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:28:34 ◼   ► - All right.

00:28:35 ◼   ► I'm thinking about all of you,

00:28:37 ◼   ► and I'm thinking about those of you

00:28:38 ◼   ► who love the Material Podcast,

00:28:41 ◼   ► and who love Pocket Casts,

00:28:43 ◼   ► and so I have to go with Russell Ivanovich.

00:28:46 ◼   ► - I feel like a jerk.

00:28:47 ◼   ► - Trust me.

00:28:48 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:28:51 ◼   ► - Former relay FM host, show me Russell.

00:28:54 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzing)

00:28:55 ◼   ► (audience groaning)

00:28:57 ◼   ► - Getting far away gets those points.

00:29:00 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:29:03 ◼   ► It's gonna be tough, it's gonna be tough,

00:29:08 ◼   ► but you still have a chance maybe.

00:29:10 ◼   ► We're gonna do another question regardless.

00:29:11 ◼   ► - Is it exactly possible?

00:29:13 ◼   ► - It's, eh, eh, eh.

00:29:14 ◼   ► - Possibly, we'll find out.

00:29:15 ◼   ► - We'll find out, but first, I have to be honest,

00:29:19 ◼   ► this is my favorite listener answer

00:29:22 ◼   ► of maybe this whole survey.

00:29:24 ◼   ► (buzzer dings)

00:29:25 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:29:26 ◼   ► - Panic.

00:29:27 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:29:29 ◼   ► - It's a really good answer.

00:29:30 ◼   ► - So it's four human beings and a company,

00:29:32 ◼   ► and that's what threw a lot of people.

00:29:34 ◼   ► - That is interesting.

00:29:34 ◼   ► I like the way that that rolled out.

00:29:36 ◼   ► - All right, we're gonna, one last question to round it out.

00:29:40 ◼   ► Alex, Micah, team captains, please return.

00:29:42 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:29:45 ◼   ► - Now we're putting our hands near the bells,

00:29:49 ◼   ► which we didn't do last time.

00:29:50 ◼   ► - We meet again.

00:29:51 ◼   ► - Jason, can I give a score update

00:29:53 ◼   ► before the beginning of this round?

00:29:54 ◼   ► Please, Myke.

00:29:55 ◼   ► And now with the score update, here's Myke Hurley.

00:29:57 ◼   ► - Hello.

00:29:58 ◼   ► Steak bikini, you have 100 points.

00:30:01 ◼   ► Team positive charges, you have 215 points.

00:30:06 ◼   ► - Oh, wait, I'm left-handed. - That's a lot of points.

00:30:08 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:30:10 ◼   ► - Alex, Micah, name an app that you would find

00:30:13 ◼   ► in the utilities folder.

00:30:15 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:30:16 ◼   ► Micah? - Peacock.

00:30:17 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:30:19 ◼   ► - Oh, it's a utility.

00:30:21 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:30:24 ◼   ► - Micah, you should have put those kinds of apps

00:30:27 ◼   ► in the utilities folder, Micah, that's a bad idea.

00:30:30 ◼   ► - Now, now you know, it is a listener survey.

00:30:34 ◼   ► They could have made the same mistake you did.

00:30:36 ◼   ► - They could have made the same mistake that I did,

00:30:37 ◼   ► that's true. - Myke, did they?

00:30:39 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzes)

00:30:42 ◼   ► Alex, name an app you'd find in the utilities folder.

00:30:45 ◼   ► - Terminal.

00:30:47 ◼   ► - Myke, is terminal there?

00:30:48 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:30:49 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:30:52 ◼   ► All right, Positive Chargers.

00:30:54 ◼   ► I assume you're gonna play?

00:30:55 ◼   ► - We will play.

00:30:56 ◼   ► - All right.

00:30:57 ◼   ► Flo, think back.

00:30:59 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:31:01 ◼   ► Think back to Mac life.

00:31:03 ◼   ► Think back to your Mac.

00:31:04 ◼   ► - That was so long ago.

00:31:06 ◼   ► I was still in college.

00:31:06 ◼   ► - They're still using OS X.

00:31:08 ◼   ► Or Mac OS, it's called now, but it's still OS X.

00:31:11 ◼   ► - Okay, okay.

00:31:12 ◼   ► - What do you think?

00:31:13 ◼   ► - Okay.

00:31:14 ◼   ► - In the utilities folder.

00:31:15 ◼   ► - Time machine.

00:31:16 ◼   ► - Okay.

00:31:19 ◼   ► - Thank you.

00:31:19 ◼   ► - Show me time machine.

00:31:21 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:31:23 ◼   ► - I'm sorry Flo, that was a good answer.

00:31:25 ◼   ► - That was your first strike.

00:31:27 ◼   ► - It is in the applications folder I think,

00:31:29 ◼   ► but again, facts don't matter here.

00:31:31 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:31:34 ◼   ► - That was an accident, the software operated by me.

00:31:38 ◼   ► It was the software that did it though, not me.

00:31:40 ◼   ► - That was your first strike, Sparky.

00:31:41 ◼   ► Sparky, MacPower users pride here.

00:31:43 ◼   ► - The old friend, the activity monitor.

00:31:45 ◼   ► - Oh, activity monitor.

00:31:50 ◼   ► Number three answer, well done, well done.

00:31:52 ◼   ► You're leaving some more up there.

00:31:53 ◼   ► Quinn?

00:31:54 ◼   ► - Hello, this is a name and app you'll find where?

00:31:57 ◼   ► - In the utilities folder.

00:31:59 ◼   ► - In the utilities folder.

00:32:00 ◼   ► - Okay.

00:32:01 ◼   ► - It's inside the application folder.

00:32:03 ◼   ► - That's nice. - It's true.

00:32:04 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:32:06 ◼   ► Nobody goes there.

00:32:07 ◼   ► - Not me.

00:32:09 ◼   ► The...

00:32:15 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:32:19 ◼   ► - Ahh.

00:32:20 ◼   ► - You're going to win, don't worry about it.

00:32:24 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:32:27 ◼   ► - You can say anything.

00:32:30 ◼   ► - Notes.

00:32:31 ◼   ► - Show me notes.

00:32:33 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzing)

00:32:35 ◼   ► Actually two strikes this time.

00:32:36 ◼   ► Alex, name a utilities folder.

00:32:39 ◼   ► Resident.

00:32:41 ◼   ► - Disk utility.

00:32:46 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:32:49 ◼   ► - It's right in the name, right?

00:32:50 ◼   ► Disk utility, Myke, show me disk utility.

00:32:52 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:32:53 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:32:54 ◼   ► Number one answer.

00:32:56 ◼   ► - That's the most applause disk utility will ever get.

00:32:59 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:33:01 ◼   ► - We're letting a lot of unloved apps,

00:33:03 ◼   ► that's why I love this question,

00:33:04 ◼   ► 'cause there's a lot of stuff that nobody ever opens

00:33:06 ◼   ► in the utilities folder.

00:33:07 ◼   ► - It's true.

00:33:08 ◼   ► - All right, Flo, it's time for a utility.

00:33:11 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:33:12 ◼   ► - Um.

00:33:13 ◼   ► Um.

00:33:19 ◼   ► - Oh, it's already up there.

00:33:22 ◼   ► Clock.

00:33:22 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:33:25 ◼   ► - Myke, show me clock.

00:33:29 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzing)

00:33:31 ◼   ► - I'm sorry.

00:33:32 ◼   ► - All right, steak bikini.

00:33:34 ◼   ► You can huddle up.

00:33:37 ◼   ► - Oh, Mykey, you can huddle up.

00:33:38 ◼   ► - You gonna huddle up, Micah?

00:33:41 ◼   ► Micah's heart isn't in it anymore.

00:33:43 ◼   ► - I should've studied.

00:33:45 ◼   ► - Micah still reeling from P. Cal.

00:33:48 ◼   ► - Do you wanna go with graphing calculator?

00:33:51 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:33:54 ◼   ► - Yeah, okay.

00:33:58 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:34:01 ◼   ► We're gonna give you grapher.

00:34:02 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:34:04 ◼   ► So you get those points.

00:34:05 ◼   ► - Wait, so this is close? - In front of you.

00:34:08 ◼   ► - I was gonna press the wrong button.

00:34:10 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:34:11 ◼   ► - All right, I did it.

00:34:12 ◼   ► - Not quite enough to win.

00:34:14 ◼   ► By the way, Micah, you're so close.

00:34:17 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:34:20 ◼   ► - Calculator.

00:34:22 ◼   ► - And also there was an app

00:34:24 ◼   ► that isn't actually on the Mac at all.

00:34:25 ◼   ► - I don't understand this one.

00:34:26 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:34:27 ◼   ► Settings.

00:34:28 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:34:29 ◼   ► You know, the Settings app in the Utilities folder.

00:34:32 ◼   ► Everyone's favorite app in the folder.

00:34:33 ◼   ► - Everybody knows.

00:34:34 ◼   ► That's where you find the Settings app.

00:34:35 ◼   ► - That's definitely on Android.

00:34:37 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:34:38 ◼   ► Team Positive Chargers, congratulations.

00:34:41 ◼   ► You have 215 points.

00:34:42 ◼   ► We will see you again.

00:34:43 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:34:44 ◼   ► - We did it, guys.

00:34:45 ◼   ► We did it.

00:34:46 ◼   ► - And Stacey Pini, thank you so much

00:34:47 ◼   ► Thank you so much for playing the relay.

00:34:49 ◼   ► (applause)

00:34:51 ◼   ► Can we go?

00:34:54 ◼   ► - Please leave the stage.

00:34:56 ◼   ► (laughter)

00:34:58 ◼   ► There are hugs now.

00:34:59 ◼   ► Myke is really upset.

00:35:01 ◼   ► - Myke can--

00:35:02 ◼   ► - James Thompson will be happy though.

00:35:03 ◼   ► He got two mentions, so James is the real winner now.

00:35:07 ◼   ► - My guest pressed the button for a new game.

00:35:09 ◼   ► - We are now resetting the game.

00:35:10 ◼   ► I'm scared of this button.

00:35:12 ◼   ► (cheering)

00:35:15 ◼   ► I had no idea the software was going to be--

00:35:18 ◼   ► It is a miracle that the software exists.

00:35:20 ◼   ► I am now importing from CSV.

00:35:22 ◼   ► Yep.

00:35:22 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:35:23 ◼   ► Round two.

00:35:25 ◼   ► All right. Back to play mode.

00:35:27 ◼   ► Let me introduce our teams for round two.

00:35:30 ◼   ► Here are Aline Sims, Casey Liss,

00:35:34 ◼   ► Merlin Mann, and Sheldon Risbon.

00:35:37 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:35:40 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:35:43 ◼   ► Now, Aline, what's the name of your team?

00:35:54 ◼   ► - Well, we are, of course, the C Team.

00:35:59 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:36:02 ◼   ► - We may come back to that.

00:36:03 ◼   ► Let me introduce what we have lovingly called Team D.

00:36:07 ◼   ► It's Rosemary Orchard, Matt Alexander, Myke Schmitz,

00:36:10 ◼   ► and not a relay FM host, but we love him, it's Sean Blanc.

00:36:13 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:36:16 ◼   ► Now, Rose, do you have your team name?

00:36:24 ◼   ► Are you the D team?

00:36:26 ◼   ► - No, we are not.

00:36:27 ◼   ► We are the motivating, youthful, kind, and enchanting team,

00:36:32 ◼   ► but you can call us the mic team.

00:36:34 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:36:39 ◼   ► - That's my favorite team, favorite team.

00:36:41 ◼   ► - That's pandering.

00:36:42 ◼   ► - I might just get the scoring wrong.

00:36:45 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:36:47 ◼   ► - That was not a concern at all.

00:36:49 ◼   ► - With that C team, I am officially renaming you

00:36:51 ◼   ► should triumph every possible Hurley event now, or Steven.

00:36:54 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:36:57 ◼   ► - This isn't how the Founders Trophy gets decided,

00:37:02 ◼   ► but I like it anyway.

00:37:04 ◼   ► - All right, Aline, Rose, please come up to the buzzers,

00:37:08 ◼   ► which are our bells.

00:37:09 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:37:12 ◼   ► Hands over buzzers, get ready.

00:37:15 ◼   ► - Oh gosh.

00:37:16 ◼   ► - Name a place you would see

00:37:19 ◼   ► an Apple product introduction.

00:37:21 ◼   ► Rose.

00:37:22 ◼   ► - China.

00:37:23 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:37:26 ◼   ► - There are more people there than anywhere else.

00:37:28 ◼   ► Myke, show me China.

00:37:29 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzing)

00:37:32 ◼   ► - Aw.

00:37:32 ◼   ► - Aline, name a place you'd see

00:37:35 ◼   ► an Apple product introduction.

00:37:36 ◼   ► - Steve Jobs Theater.

00:37:38 ◼   ► Show me the Steve Jobs theater.

00:37:41 ◼   ► [ding]

00:37:42 ◼   ► [cheers]

00:37:43 ◼   ► [applause]

00:37:48 ◼   ► They're gonna play, alright. Thank you both.

00:37:50 ◼   ► Aline is a great captain. I think you actually asked, "Shall we pass or play?" I like that.

00:37:54 ◼   ► I don't think Micah did that. I guess he always assumed they were playing.

00:37:58 ◼   ► Although like game theorists say, you should always play, but you know.

00:38:01 ◼   ► I don't know why you would pass.

00:38:03 ◼   ► Why would you do that? If it's really hard, maybe?

00:38:05 ◼   ► - Really hard, maybe?

00:38:06 ◼   ► - 'Cause if you're so convinced

00:38:06 ◼   ► that they're not gonna get it,

00:38:08 ◼   ► then you would wanna get as many points as possible,

00:38:09 ◼   ► throw it to them, they won't get it,

00:38:11 ◼   ► and then you get the points, right?

00:38:12 ◼   ► - Oh, well maybe you should pass.

00:38:13 ◼   ► I don't know, we'll find out.

00:38:16 ◼   ► - If you think they're good but not good enough,

00:38:18 ◼   ► then you would pass.

00:38:19 ◼   ► All right, Casey Liss, answer to previous question.

00:38:22 ◼   ► Name a place you'd see an Apple product introduction

00:38:24 ◼   ► that is not Steve Jobs Theater.

00:38:27 ◼   ► - So this is either going to be brilliant

00:38:29 ◼   ► or a hilariously bad mistake.

00:38:32 ◼   ► I'm going to go with WWDC.

00:38:34 ◼   ► [laughter]

00:38:36 ◼   ► That's a good answer! Good answer!

00:38:39 ◼   ► Good answer. Good answer.

00:38:41 ◼   ► Yeah, I mean, sure.

00:38:43 ◼   ► Myke?

00:38:44 ◼   ► I'm gonna make him wait.

00:38:46 ◼   ► Why do you do this to me?

00:38:48 ◼   ► You gotta be brought down a little bit.

00:38:50 ◼   ► What's a place?

00:38:51 ◼   ► WWDC is totally a place. A place I go. A place I can see an introduction.

00:38:54 ◼   ► Be kind.

00:38:56 ◼   ► Yeah.

00:38:58 ◼   ► Number two answer.

00:39:00 ◼   ► 17%.

00:39:02 ◼   ► You're killing it here, Team Steven.

00:39:06 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:39:08 ◼   ► Shelly, name a place you'd see an Apple product introduction.

00:39:11 ◼   ► The top five answers are on the board,

00:39:12 ◼   ► so you have three more to get.

00:39:14 ◼   ► - And I only have to give one.

00:39:15 ◼   ► As we say in Texas, New York City.

00:39:18 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:39:20 ◼   ► - New York City, Myke.

00:39:23 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzing)

00:39:24 ◼   ► - Aw.

00:39:25 ◼   ► - It's a good guess.

00:39:27 ◼   ► They just did one there.

00:39:28 ◼   ► Merlin Mann.

00:39:32 ◼   ► - Hi, Jason. - Hey, how's it going?

00:39:33 ◼   ► - Not great.

00:39:34 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:39:38 ◼   ► - I think you're gonna do great at this one.

00:39:39 ◼   ► - Thank you.

00:39:40 ◼   ► - Name a place you'd see an Apple product introduction.

00:39:42 ◼   ► - Mac World Boston.

00:39:43 ◼   ► (audience laughing and applauding)

00:39:48 ◼   ► - I am so proud of my team.

00:39:52 ◼   ► Myke?

00:39:56 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:40:01 ◼   ► Aline, it's back around to you.

00:40:03 ◼   ► You gave the number one answer.

00:40:04 ◼   ► You still have three more answers.

00:40:07 ◼   ► Oh my God.

00:40:08 ◼   ► All right.

00:40:09 ◼   ► No problem.

00:40:10 ◼   ► You're gonna run the board here.

00:40:12 ◼   ► Someplace you'd see an Apple product introduction.

00:40:14 ◼   ► - You have two strikes.

00:40:15 ◼   ► - No pressure.

00:40:16 ◼   ► I'm gonna go less, slightly less old school

00:40:20 ◼   ► and just say Moscone.

00:40:22 ◼   ► - Oh, good answer.

00:40:24 ◼   ► Good answer.

00:40:25 ◼   ► - Old school Moscone Center.

00:40:27 ◼   ► Many good memories there, Myke.

00:40:29 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:40:29 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:40:32 ◼   ► - Number three answer.

00:40:34 ◼   ► - I go from crushing,

00:40:36 ◼   ► I go from extreme excitement to crushing doubt in myself.

00:40:39 ◼   ► Okay, so no pressure on me.

00:40:41 ◼   ► I'm going to go,

00:40:43 ◼   ► I'm gonna regurgitate my same answer in a different way.

00:40:45 ◼   ► I'm gonna say McHenry Convention Center.

00:40:48 ◼   ► - Ah, McHenry Convention Center in San Jose.

00:40:51 ◼   ► So there's the question.

00:40:52 ◼   ► - Good answer, good answer.

00:40:53 ◼   ► - Name a place you've seen-- - Does anyone really know

00:40:54 ◼   ► that name?

00:40:55 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:40:56 ◼   ► - Apparently not, I'm about to find out.

00:40:58 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:41:00 ◼   ► - They don't.

00:41:03 ◼   ► - No, you, it was three.

00:41:05 ◼   ► No, you gotta give that one to 'em.

00:41:07 ◼   ► - Really?

00:41:08 ◼   ► - You gotta give that one to 'em.

00:41:09 ◼   ► - Oh, swooning in to save the day.

00:41:11 ◼   ► - Sorry, I was making eye contact,

00:41:12 ◼   ► but you were too busy throwing Casey under the bus there.

00:41:15 ◼   ► - That's right.

00:41:17 ◼   ► - Rewind.

00:41:17 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:41:19 ◼   ► We'll give it to you.

00:41:20 ◼   ► - Yes!

00:41:21 ◼   ► - San Jose.

00:41:22 ◼   ► - You are way kinder than I am.

00:41:24 ◼   ► - All right, next time I'll say,

00:41:26 ◼   ► well, why that's in San Jose.

00:41:27 ◼   ► What do you think about San Jose Myke Hurley?

00:41:29 ◼   ► - I would like that.

00:41:31 ◼   ► - There's one more to get, Shelley.

00:41:33 ◼   ► We have heard Steve Jobs Theater at Apple Park,

00:41:36 ◼   ► WWDC, Moscone Center, and San Jose.

00:41:39 ◼   ► - We didn't hear San Jose, he didn't say that.

00:41:40 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:41:43 ◼   ► You said that.

00:41:44 ◼   ► - I feel I should go with what has proved

00:41:46 ◼   ► to be a losing strategy for me so far,

00:41:48 ◼   ► and I don't know any convention centers in this place,

00:41:51 ◼   ► so somebody like to Google for me.

00:41:52 ◼   ► I'm just gonna say Chicago, Illinois.

00:41:56 ◼   ► - Good, it's good.

00:41:57 ◼   ► - What was that?

00:41:58 ◼   ► - Chicago at an iron.

00:41:59 ◼   ► - Chicago, all right, show me Chicago.

00:42:02 ◼   ► All right, wow, this is really down to it.

00:42:05 ◼   ► So there's Team Myke, you should huddle up

00:42:08 ◼   ► and you can confer on this one, Micah Sargent style.

00:42:11 ◼   ► - Sean Blanc has gone for the Micah style, as we'll call it.

00:42:15 ◼   ► - They're leaning in. - Nice pick there, Jason.

00:42:16 ◼   ► - One place to see an Apple product introduction

00:42:18 ◼   ► we have gotten and missed on Chicago and New York.

00:42:22 ◼   ► - Thanks, Jason. - And Boston.

00:42:23 ◼   ► - I knew that. - And Macworld Boston.

00:42:25 ◼   ► - Yep.

00:42:26 ◼   ► - But we got Apple Park.

00:42:27 ◼   ► - That was a strong answer.

00:42:29 ◼   ► - WWDC, Moscone, San Jose.

00:42:32 ◼   ► I could probably say the answer right now

00:42:34 ◼   ► and they wouldn't hear me.

00:42:35 ◼   ► Alright.

00:42:36 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:42:39 ◼   ► Okay, Team Myke, what's your answer for the steal?

00:42:43 ◼   ► - Wow, what a moment.

00:42:44 ◼   ► We have so many good ideas, it was hard to pick.

00:42:50 ◼   ► Town Hall?

00:42:53 ◼   ► - Town Hall, yeah.

00:42:54 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:42:55 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:42:56 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:42:56 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:42:57 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:42:58 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:42:59 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:00 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:01 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:01 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:02 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:03 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:04 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:05 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:06 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:06 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:07 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:08 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:09 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:10 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:11 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:11 ◼   ► - That's where that icon was.

00:43:12 ◼   ► - Of course. - Take that, Myke.

00:43:13 ◼   ► Now, before we go on, I wanna say again

00:43:16 ◼   ► that I love our listeners.

00:43:18 ◼   ► I thought this was a very gettable answer,

00:43:20 ◼   ► but nobody thought of it,

00:43:21 ◼   ► because where is a place you would see

00:43:23 ◼   ► an Apple product introduction

00:43:24 ◼   ► if you're not a privileged journalist or podcaster?

00:43:27 ◼   ► At home, or on the internet.

00:43:32 ◼   ► - How's your media process now, huh?

00:43:35 ◼   ► - Oh well.

00:43:38 ◼   ► All right, moving on.

00:43:41 ◼   ► Casey Liss, Matt Alexander,

00:43:42 ◼   ► you've already gotten yourself up here.

00:43:43 ◼   ► It's very, I like the initiative.

00:43:45 ◼   ► Good job, you know how this works.

00:43:46 ◼   ► All right.

00:43:48 ◼   ► Hands over Bells.

00:43:49 ◼   ► Name, I'm looking over at Stephen Hackett,

00:43:52 ◼   ► name a color of iMac.

00:43:54 ◼   ► Matt.

00:43:57 ◼   ► - Blue.

00:43:58 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:44:01 ◼   ► - The laughter, the derisive laughter there.

00:44:08 ◼   ► Myke, show me blue.

00:44:10 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:44:10 ◼   ► - That's the number one answer.

00:44:13 ◼   ► - Good.

00:44:15 ◼   ► I'm very proud of you, Matt.

00:44:18 ◼   ► - It's the number one answer, very well done.

00:44:20 ◼   ► - Nobody's ever said the word blue like that before.

00:44:21 ◼   ► - Blue?

00:44:22 ◼   ► - Blue?

00:44:23 ◼   ► - Blue?

00:44:25 ◼   ► - Myke Schmitz, you have two through five.

00:44:28 ◼   ► You have four answers your team needs to get.

00:44:30 ◼   ► - Go on, Team Myke.

00:44:32 ◼   ► - Team Myke, name a color of iMac.

00:44:35 ◼   ► - Orange/tangerine.

00:44:38 ◼   ► - I'm gonna say that from my own heart.

00:44:41 ◼   ► - Alright, show me Tangerine.

00:44:43 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:44:44 ◼   ► Number three answer.

00:44:45 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:44:48 ◼   ► Very good, I feel like the listeners

00:44:49 ◼   ► did a great job with this question.

00:44:51 ◼   ► Well, so far, we'll see.

00:44:52 ◼   ► Sean Blanc, name a color of iMac.

00:44:55 ◼   ► - Space gray.

00:44:57 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:45:00 ◼   ► - Show me space gray.

00:45:02 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:45:03 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:45:06 ◼   ► Number two answer, 19.

00:45:08 ◼   ► Rose, name a color of iMac.

00:45:10 ◼   ► - Indigo or purple.

00:45:11 ◼   ► - Indigo or purple.

00:45:14 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:45:16 ◼   ► Strike either way, sadly.

00:45:18 ◼   ► Matt, it's back to you.

00:45:20 ◼   ► Colors of iMacs, two left.

00:45:23 ◼   ► - Don't start laughing before I've said anything.

00:45:24 ◼   ► - I wanna see how you say this color.

00:45:27 ◼   ► - I will have you know, I named this team after you.

00:45:29 ◼   ► - I know, I knew it was you.

00:45:31 ◼   ► - There was an elaborate plan and none of it panned out.

00:45:36 ◼   ► - Silver.

00:45:37 ◼   ► - Silver, very monochromatic, very Johnny Ive.

00:45:41 ◼   ► Show me.

00:45:41 ◼   ► - Silver a color?

00:45:43 ◼   ► - Calm down, Myke.

00:45:44 ◼   ► - Yes, it is.

00:45:45 ◼   ► It doesn't matter as long as they said it.

00:45:47 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:45:49 ◼   ► Number four answer, 7%.

00:45:52 ◼   ► That leaves the last answer here, team, still to be guessed.

00:45:56 ◼   ► Number five, Myke Schmitz, name a color of iMac.

00:46:01 ◼   ► - Lime or green?

00:46:03 ◼   ► - We're gonna get all the colors tonight.

00:46:06 ◼   ► Green, show me green, Myke.

00:46:08 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:46:10 ◼   ► How many strikes was that?

00:46:13 ◼   ► - Two. - Two, oh good, good, good.

00:46:15 ◼   ► Sean, Sean, lucky you.

00:46:18 ◼   ► How lucky you are, you get to name a color of iMac.

00:46:21 ◼   ► - Trying to remember what Steven's office used to look like.

00:46:24 ◼   ► I'm gonna say white.

00:46:26 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:46:29 ◼   ► - It's that question again, is white a color technically?

00:46:33 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:46:34 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:46:35 ◼   ► - That's the right answer.

00:46:37 ◼   ► - Too far away.

00:46:39 ◼   ► 100 points.

00:46:41 ◼   ► - Good luck everyone.

00:46:43 ◼   ► Proud of you.

00:46:44 ◼   ► - Good job.

00:46:45 ◼   ► - I am so glad Flower Power was not on that board.

00:46:48 ◼   ► - You know, if we had gone a little deeper,

00:46:50 ◼   ► Flower Power was gonna come up,

00:46:51 ◼   ► but we love our listeners, so it didn't.

00:46:53 ◼   ► Myke Schmitz, Merlin Mann,

00:46:55 ◼   ► no, Myke Schmitz, Shelly Brisbane, come to the stage.

00:46:59 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:47:00 ◼   ► Merlin, you're next.

00:47:01 ◼   ► Sean, you're next.

00:47:03 ◼   ► All right.

00:47:04 ◼   ► (audience clapping)

00:47:05 ◼   ► Hands over bells.

00:47:07 ◼   ► This is one of my favorite things about puzzles

00:47:11 ◼   ► and game shows is when you frustrate the contestants

00:47:13 ◼   ► by not asking them the questions that other people

00:47:15 ◼   ► are perfectly good at answering,

00:47:17 ◼   ► which is why I ask both of you,

00:47:18 ◼   ► name a version of Android.

00:47:21 ◼   ► Shelley. - Lollipop.

00:47:25 ◼   ► - Lollipop, show me lollipop.

00:47:26 ◼   ► (bell dinging)

00:47:29 ◼   ► Number five of seven, we have seven Android versions here.

00:47:33 ◼   ► Seven, Myke, can you name a version of Android

00:47:36 ◼   ► that's better than Lollipop?

00:47:38 ◼   ► - Well, he probably can, whether it's fire or not.

00:47:41 ◼   ► - Oreo.

00:47:42 ◼   ► Is that a version?

00:47:44 ◼   ► Myke, show me Oreo.

00:47:45 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:47:46 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:47:49 ◼   ► Well, okay.

00:47:55 ◼   ► Flo is not happy in the audience.

00:47:58 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:48:01 ◼   ► Sean, you have five more Android versions to go,

00:48:06 ◼   ► so get ready for something.

00:48:08 ◼   ► Name a version of Android.

00:48:10 ◼   ► - Jelly Bean.

00:48:11 ◼   ► - Show me Jelly Bean.

00:48:14 ◼   ► Right, number seven answer.

00:48:17 ◼   ► Very good.

00:48:18 ◼   ► Rosemary Orchard, name a version of Android.

00:48:21 ◼   ► - Ice Cream Sandwich.

00:48:23 ◼   ► - Ice Cream Sandwich.

00:48:24 ◼   ► Number three, number three, very good.

00:48:31 ◼   ► Matt.

00:48:32 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:48:34 ◼   ► - Every time.

00:48:36 ◼   ► - Name a suite beginning with the first

00:48:40 ◼   ► 12 or so letters of the alphabet.

00:48:43 ◼   ► - Wow, gingerbread.

00:48:46 ◼   ► - Right, show me gingerbread.

00:48:50 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:48:51 ◼   ► - It was one though.

00:48:52 ◼   ► - It's a good answer, it was a good answer,

00:48:54 ◼   ► it's just not in the top seven.

00:48:56 ◼   ► Myke Schmitz.

00:48:57 ◼   ► - Kit Kat.

00:48:59 ◼   ► - Kit Kat.

00:49:00 ◼   ► [applause]

00:49:06 ◼   ► Two left, number four and number six are left.

00:49:08 ◼   ► Marshmallow.

00:49:10 ◼   ► Alright, show me, marshmallow.

00:49:12 ◼   ► [applause]

00:49:17 ◼   ► We've left number six.

00:49:19 ◼   ► Just to confirm, this was done a couple of weeks ago.

00:49:22 ◼   ► This morning?

00:49:23 ◼   ► Not this morning.

00:49:24 ◼   ► Right, great. Thanks. Thanks, Google.

00:49:27 ◼   ► What happened this morning?

00:49:29 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:49:32 ◼   ► - Like what, no seriously?

00:49:33 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:49:34 ◼   ► - They just, they gave up.

00:49:35 ◼   ► - Android 10.

00:49:36 ◼   ► - It's Android 10. - Oh, they dropped the legs.

00:49:37 ◼   ► - Not with an X though, it's just like one and a zero.

00:49:39 ◼   ► - Oh.

00:49:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's weird.

00:49:41 ◼   ► - I guess they ran out of candy, huh?

00:49:44 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:49:45 ◼   ► Well, it was gonna be Q and like, what would that be?

00:49:48 ◼   ► - I don't know.

00:49:48 ◼   ► - Some kind of salad, I don't know.

00:49:50 ◼   ► - Oh God.

00:49:52 ◼   ► - All right.

00:49:53 ◼   ► - Help.

00:49:54 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:49:54 ◼   ► - You don't get any help.

00:49:55 ◼   ► - I know, I know.

00:49:57 ◼   ► Um...

00:49:58 ◼   ► Oh gosh.

00:50:01 ◼   ► Can I have to rush you, Rose?

00:50:04 ◼   ► Mmm, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm thinking of...

00:50:06 ◼   ► This is a podcast.

00:50:07 ◼   ► Uh, uh, uh...

00:50:09 ◼   ► Butterbeer?

00:50:11 ◼   ► [laughter]

00:50:13 ◼   ► [applause]

00:50:15 ◼   ► I don't think that is not correct.

00:50:16 ◼   ► It could be.

00:50:17 ◼   ► No, it's not.

00:50:18 ◼   ► Sorry, Rose.

00:50:20 ◼   ► Hello, Matt.

00:50:22 ◼   ► Hey.

00:50:23 ◼   ► Matthew, two strikes, back to you.

00:50:24 ◼   ► Blue?

00:50:25 ◼   ► What'd he do?

00:50:26 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:50:29 ◼   ► - Wait, B hasn't been done, has it?

00:50:32 ◼   ► All right.

00:50:33 ◼   ► Wow.

00:50:34 ◼   ► What was C?

00:50:36 ◼   ► Wow.

00:50:39 ◼   ► I'm just sharing all of this with you,

00:50:40 ◼   ► so you can have mine.

00:50:41 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:50:43 ◼   ► Was, I have no idea.

00:50:46 ◼   ► - That's all right, though.

00:50:47 ◼   ► - Was name a sweet?

00:50:48 ◼   ► - Was cookie one?

00:50:50 ◼   ► - Show me cookie.

00:50:52 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzing)

00:50:53 ◼   ► That's not it.

00:50:54 ◼   ► - All right, huddle up, Team Steven.

00:50:57 ◼   ► - Casey has adopted the mic position.

00:51:01 ◼   ► - Six. - Somehow.

00:51:02 ◼   ► - The sixth place entry, which I can exclusively reveal here

00:51:06 ◼   ► was answered by 8% of our audience.

00:51:12 ◼   ► - Same as Jelly Bean.

00:51:13 ◼   ► - Same as Jelly Bean.

00:51:14 ◼   ► It's a little higher, but we rounded it, yeah.

00:51:16 ◼   ► All right, Team Steven, name a version

00:51:20 ◼   ► of Android for the steal.

00:51:24 ◼   ► - Nugget.

00:51:25 ◼   ► - Nugget.

00:51:27 ◼   ► - Yeah, Nugget.

00:51:28 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:51:29 ◼   ► (audience gasps)

00:51:32 ◼   ► - Team Far Away.

00:51:33 ◼   ► - Wow.

00:51:34 ◼   ► - Woo!

00:51:35 ◼   ► - Good one, Myke.

00:51:36 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:51:38 ◼   ► - What the heck?

00:51:40 ◼   ► - Anybody?

00:51:40 ◼   ► - Pie.

00:51:41 ◼   ► - Pie.

00:51:42 ◼   ► - Oh, sorry.

00:51:43 ◼   ► - It was pie.

00:51:44 ◼   ► - I moved forward, it was pie.

00:51:45 ◼   ► - Myke's moving on.

00:51:47 ◼   ► - There you go.

00:51:47 ◼   ► - It was pie, pie was the other one.

00:51:49 ◼   ► - Oh, pie.

00:51:50 ◼   ► - All right.

00:51:51 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:51:52 ◼   ► - Merlin, Sean, this is a good one, you're gonna love this.

00:51:57 ◼   ► It's gonna be good.

00:51:59 ◼   ► - Can I have a minute?

00:52:00 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:52:01 ◼   ► - I love it.

00:52:02 ◼   ► - What the hell's going on with this thing?

00:52:03 ◼   ► - There's a cable management problem.

00:52:04 ◼   ► - They just do that, just name it after food?

00:52:06 ◼   ► - Not anymore.

00:52:06 ◼   ► - Snacks.

00:52:07 ◼   ► - Oh, okay.

00:52:08 ◼   ► - Now they reached 10.

00:52:09 ◼   ► - All right.

00:52:10 ◼   ► - And all operating systems stop at 10.

00:52:11 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:52:12 ◼   ► - And there's only 10 foods.

00:52:14 ◼   ► - All right, hands over bells.

00:52:17 ◼   ► Merlin, you know all about this bell.

00:52:20 ◼   ► Name a failed social media network.

00:52:25 ◼   ► Sean?

00:52:29 ◼   ► - MySpace.

00:52:30 ◼   ► - Oh, show me MySpace.

00:52:34 ◼   ► Those are the failure numbers.

00:52:39 ◼   ► - Number one answer.

00:52:40 ◼   ► - Is it really a failure?

00:52:42 ◼   ► - Facts, facts, facts.

00:52:43 ◼   ► - We just asked.

00:52:44 ◼   ► We just asked.

00:52:47 ◼   ► - We just named it after candy?

00:52:48 ◼   ► It's true.

00:52:49 ◼   ► How kind of operation are they running?

00:52:56 ◼   ► Rosemary, name a failed social media network.

00:53:02 ◼   ► We have six up there.

00:53:03 ◼   ► One has been guessed.

00:53:04 ◼   ► MySpace, the number one answer with 30%.

00:53:06 ◼   ► Ping.

00:53:07 ◼   ► Ping.

00:53:08 ◼   ► Now, Apple would tell you that Ping wasn't a failure.

00:53:14 ◼   ► It was just an experiment that was sunsetted.

00:53:16 ◼   ► but what did the audience say?

00:53:18 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:53:20 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:53:23 ◼   ► - Blue? - Man, Alexander.

00:53:27 ◼   ► Name a failed social media network.

00:53:29 ◼   ► - I'm glad to have a new thing haunting me now.

00:53:32 ◼   ► Google+.

00:53:33 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:53:37 ◼   ► - Google+, show me Google+.

00:53:38 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:53:40 ◼   ► Number three.

00:53:42 ◼   ► All right, we're really rolling now.

00:53:44 ◼   ► Myke Schmitz, no pressure.

00:53:45 ◼   ► - App.net. - You got three out of the six.

00:53:49 ◼   ► - App.net. - App.net.

00:53:51 ◼   ► - Oh. - Oh.

00:53:51 ◼   ► - Too soon. - Too soon.

00:53:54 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:53:56 ◼   ► (bell dinging)

00:53:57 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:53:59 ◼   ► It's there, it's number six.

00:54:01 ◼   ► I didn't remember it, but everybody out there did.

00:54:04 ◼   ► Sean, you got two more.

00:54:06 ◼   ► Number four and number five.

00:54:09 ◼   ► - AOL Instant Messenger?

00:54:11 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:54:14 ◼   ► - AIM, you can follow me on AIM

00:54:16 ◼   ► and follow me on Google Plus later.

00:54:18 ◼   ► Go, Myke?

00:54:19 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:54:20 ◼   ► Oh no.

00:54:22 ◼   ► Strike one, you're doing great though,

00:54:22 ◼   ► you've got two more chances at it.

00:54:24 ◼   ► - That was the sound of the death

00:54:26 ◼   ► of every millennial in the room.

00:54:27 ◼   ► Our youth is over.

00:54:28 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:54:30 ◼   ► - Rosemary Richard, failed social media network.

00:54:33 ◼   ► - It's a risky guess, but I'm gonna go with Facebook.

00:54:41 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:54:43 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:54:46 ◼   ► - I wondered if it was gonna happen.

00:54:53 ◼   ► - So if I'm following you basically,

00:54:54 ◼   ► you are interpreting failure in a very different way.

00:54:58 ◼   ► - No, no, no, I'm interpreting privacy as a failure.

00:55:01 ◼   ► - Yeah, privacy's a failure.

00:55:03 ◼   ► - Because by any standard,

00:55:05 ◼   ► Facebook is a wildly successful company,

00:55:07 ◼   ► unless you measure--

00:55:08 ◼   ► - I know, but what did our listeners say?

00:55:10 ◼   ► - Evil, in which case--

00:55:11 ◼   ► - Are they maybe on my side here?

00:55:13 ◼   ► - You want me Facebook, I guess?

00:55:14 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:55:15 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:55:18 ◼   ► Legitimately the most applause Facebook has received

00:55:30 ◼   ► in a long time right now.

00:55:31 ◼   ► - More than at a Facebook conference.

00:55:35 ◼   ► - Okay, Matt, it's back to you.

00:55:36 ◼   ► We have one left.

00:55:38 ◼   ► One ghost hovers above the social media graveyard.

00:55:41 ◼   ► - Woo.

00:55:43 ◼   ► - Who is it?

00:55:44 ◼   ► - Blue?

00:55:44 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:55:47 ◼   ► - Funny thing is my answer's not that far away from that.

00:55:48 ◼   ► - Does Pac-Man go turn blue?

00:55:50 ◼   ► - I was gonna say peach?

00:55:52 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

00:55:53 ◼   ► - Wow.

00:55:54 ◼   ► - Still around, man.

00:55:55 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzing)

00:55:56 ◼   ► Still around.

00:55:57 ◼   ► Two strikes.

00:55:58 ◼   ► We're down to it here.

00:56:00 ◼   ► - If Facebook is on there, Twitter has to be.

00:56:04 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:56:05 ◼   ► - All right, show me Twitter.

00:56:07 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzing)

00:56:07 ◼   ► - Oh.

00:56:11 ◼   ► - All right, Team Steven, you get a chance to steal.

00:56:14 ◼   ► You've gotta get this very hard to guess answer.

00:56:18 ◼   ► - Or is it?

00:56:19 ◼   ► - I would say yes, it is.

00:56:21 ◼   ► - It's fair.

00:56:22 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:56:23 ◼   ► You really need this one.

00:56:25 ◼   ► You're 100 points behind.

00:56:26 ◼   ► - 102.

00:56:29 ◼   ► Team Steven has 90 points.

00:56:32 ◼   ► Team Myke has 192 points.

00:56:36 ◼   ► That's a lot more points, Steven.

00:56:37 ◼   ► - Casey Liss is down in the Microsoft metrics.

00:56:39 ◼   ► - Yeah, but yours are a gym/basketball coach position.

00:56:41 ◼   ► - It's not a bunt, I don't care.

00:56:43 ◼   ► - He's charting to play.

00:56:45 ◼   ► - Okay.

00:56:47 ◼   ► - They look really confident.

00:56:48 ◼   ► - Yeah, this is really interesting, alright.

00:56:50 ◼   ► - I promised Casey I was gonna project confidence

00:56:53 ◼   ► and I'm over here like.

00:56:54 ◼   ► - Team Steven.

00:56:55 ◼   ► - Hey.

00:56:57 ◼   ► - What's your answer?

00:56:57 ◼   ► - Friendster.

00:56:59 ◼   ► - Whoa.

00:56:59 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:57:02 ◼   ► That's the only time that name has been uttered

00:57:04 ◼   ► this decade.

00:57:05 ◼   ► - Wow, I think I remember.

00:57:06 ◼   ► - Actually, I believe the first time on Relay FM

00:57:09 ◼   ► in the network's history that we've said the word Friendster.

00:57:11 ◼   ► Myke Hurley, show me Friendster.

00:57:14 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:57:14 ◼   ► (audience cheers)

00:57:17 ◼   ► All right, the score is 192 to 190,

00:57:31 ◼   ► which essentially means whoever wins this last question

00:57:34 ◼   ► wins this round, and I need my team captains back up here.

00:57:38 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

00:57:41 ◼   ► The pressure intensifies.

00:57:44 ◼   ► We try to run the gamut with our questions here.

00:57:48 ◼   ► - Oh God.

00:57:49 ◼   ► - And that's why I,

00:57:50 ◼   ► this very serious technology podcast network,

00:57:54 ◼   ► I wanna ask you to name an animated movie.

00:57:59 ◼   ► Rose.

00:58:01 ◼   ► - Up.

00:58:02 ◼   ► - Up, show me up.

00:58:04 ◼   ► (bell dinging)

00:58:05 ◼   ► - Woo.

00:58:07 ◼   ► Number two answer, Aline, name an animated movie.

00:58:11 ◼   ► - I've gotta go with The Incredibles.

00:58:13 ◼   ► - All right, show me The Incredibles.

00:58:15 ◼   ► Number five answer.

00:58:18 ◼   ► All right, Team Myke gets control of the board.

00:58:21 ◼   ► Start thinking about animation.

00:58:22 ◼   ► We have six in this category, two have been revealed.

00:58:25 ◼   ► Four more for the win.

00:58:28 ◼   ► Matt, Alexander.

00:58:29 ◼   ► - Lion King.

00:58:30 ◼   ► - The Lion King.

00:58:32 ◼   ► - It's not animated anymore. - It's a circle of life.

00:58:35 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

00:58:37 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:58:39 ◼   ► - Moves the soul, Jason, it moves the soul.

00:58:40 ◼   ► - Number four answer.

00:58:42 ◼   ► Very good.

00:58:42 ◼   ► Nat knows his Lion King.

00:58:45 ◼   ► Myke, how are you doing?

00:58:47 ◼   ► - Toy Story.

00:58:50 ◼   ► - Show me Toy Story.

00:58:53 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:58:54 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:58:55 ◼   ► Number one.

00:58:56 ◼   ► Number one.

00:58:58 ◼   ► Sean?

00:59:01 ◼   ► - Cars.

00:59:04 ◼   ► Very popular people love the cars.

00:59:07 ◼   ► Myke?

00:59:09 ◼   ► (buzzer)

00:59:10 ◼   ► They don't love the cars, sorry.

00:59:10 ◼   ► I take it back, they don't love the cars.

00:59:12 ◼   ► - Wally.

00:59:13 ◼   ► - Wally.

00:59:14 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:59:16 ◼   ► - All right.

00:59:17 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

00:59:18 ◼   ► - Dang.

00:59:19 ◼   ► Well, you have one left and then you win,

00:59:24 ◼   ► if you can get it, and they have one strike?

00:59:27 ◼   ► - They have one strike, Jason.

00:59:28 ◼   ► - All right, thank you, Myke.

00:59:30 ◼   ► Matthew, it's back to you.

00:59:31 ◼   ► - Whoa.

00:59:32 ◼   ► Jungle Book?

00:59:33 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:59:35 ◼   ► The Jungle Book.

00:59:36 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzes)

00:59:37 ◼   ► That's not it.

00:59:38 ◼   ► - I have two strikes, Jason.

00:59:39 ◼   ► - Thank you, Myke.

00:59:40 ◼   ► - It's okay.

00:59:41 ◼   ► (audience laughs)

00:59:43 ◼   ► - How many now?

00:59:44 ◼   ► - It's two, okay, all right.

00:59:46 ◼   ► (laughs)

00:59:47 ◼   ► Myke Schmitz, name an animated movie.

00:59:49 ◼   ► That's chosen by the listeners of Relay FM.

00:59:51 ◼   ► - I'm hoping there's a lot of incomparable crossover here,

00:59:55 ◼   ► The Iron Giant.

00:59:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's one of my favorites.

00:59:58 ◼   ► Show me The Iron Giant.

01:00:00 ◼   ► (buzzer buzzes)

01:00:02 ◼   ► - That was three strikes, Jason.

01:00:03 ◼   ► - That was three strikes.

01:00:05 ◼   ► All right, Team Steven, huddle up.

01:00:07 ◼   ► You need to give me the number six answer.

01:00:12 ◼   ► - I will order to huddle this time.

01:00:14 ◼   ► Taking the mic a position is caseless.

01:00:18 ◼   ► Let's see.

01:00:18 ◼   ► - There's a lot of humming going on

01:00:23 ◼   ► with some Pixar movies I heard in there.

01:00:25 ◼   ► - Some Disney movies.

01:00:27 ◼   ► Some other animated movies by other companies.

01:00:29 ◼   ► - The animation, now you know,

01:00:31 ◼   ► - The new Lion King and the new Jungle Book,

01:00:33 ◼   ► technically not animated movies.

01:00:35 ◼   ► - Is that true?

01:00:35 ◼   ► - Well, they're not live action.

01:00:37 ◼   ► I guess they're animated.

01:00:38 ◼   ► We'll let Todd Desiree tell us what it is.

01:00:40 ◼   ► - Every movie is animated if you think about it.

01:00:41 ◼   ► - Every movie is animated now, it's true.

01:00:43 ◼   ► - That's true.

01:00:44 ◼   ► - All right, we ran that into the ground.

01:00:48 ◼   ► Team, Steven, I need an answer.

01:00:51 ◼   ► - Come forth, my children.

01:00:53 ◼   ► - All right, mm.

01:00:59 ◼   ► This is very painful.

01:01:01 ◼   ► Coco.

01:01:02 ◼   ► - Coco.

01:01:03 ◼   ► Ooh, controversial.

01:01:06 ◼   ► It's a shot in the dark.

01:01:08 ◼   ► You're looking at the board, you're looking at the trends,

01:01:09 ◼   ► you're making a call.

01:01:11 ◼   ► Show me for the win, Coco.

01:01:14 ◼   ► (buzzer)

01:01:16 ◼   ► (audience groans)

01:01:18 ◼   ► Team Myke in the end came through by a score of,

01:01:23 ◼   ► oh, 283 to 190.

01:01:25 ◼   ► The last one, a little more contemporary,

01:01:28 ◼   ► not really fitting with the theme as much as those.

01:01:31 ◼   ► Any thoughts, any guesses?

01:01:32 ◼   ► (audience murmurs)

01:01:34 ◼   ► Into the Spider-Verse?

01:01:36 ◼   ► Yeah.

01:01:37 ◼   ► (audience applauds)

01:01:40 ◼   ► All right.

01:01:41 ◼   ► The C team.

01:01:44 ◼   ► Team Steven, thank you for playing.

01:01:47 ◼   ► I'm sorry we only have these lovely parting gifts for you.

01:01:49 ◼   ► And Team Myke, you survived.

01:01:51 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:01:52 ◼   ► - To face.

01:01:53 ◼   ► - The final round.

01:01:55 ◼   ► your fierce foes in the final round after the break.

01:01:59 ◼   ► Thank you for being here.

01:02:01 ◼   ► You may now escape the stage, if you like.

01:02:04 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

01:02:07 ◼   ► So, Stephen, what did we learn?

01:02:10 ◼   ► Did we learn anything?

01:02:16 ◼   ► - I think we learned a whole lot.

01:02:17 ◼   ► I think we learned that we need to be more careful

01:02:20 ◼   ► about who we name after certain people.

01:02:24 ◼   ► You wanted it.

01:02:25 ◼   ► That's fair.

01:02:27 ◼   ► Also, Friendster.

01:02:28 ◼   ► Mm-hmm, yeah, who knew?

01:02:30 ◼   ► And Facebook, Facebook the most failed of all social media.

01:02:34 ◼   ► You know, we're in the valley,

01:02:35 ◼   ► some Facebook employees were here

01:02:36 ◼   ► and they left in shame, I think, so sorry.

01:02:39 ◼   ► Oh, they voted for it.

01:02:40 ◼   ► Oh, no, there is one.

01:02:44 ◼   ► Don't like show yourself, I guess, I don't know.

01:02:48 ◼   ► So, Steven, what happens now?

01:02:49 ◼   ► So, we're going to have a little bit of an intermission.

01:02:52 ◼   ► There are drinks here and in the lobby.

01:02:55 ◼   ► And if you're listening to the live stream,

01:02:56 ◼   ► we're gonna keep the live stream going

01:02:58 ◼   ► so you too can get a beverage, I guess if you're at home.

01:03:01 ◼   ► And we'll be back in a little while.

01:03:04 ◼   ► - Yes, and our next up before we get to the finals

01:03:06 ◼   ► of the Feud will be a very special conversation

01:03:09 ◼   ► slash competition between Myke and Steven.

01:03:13 ◼   ► So this is getting serious.

01:03:14 ◼   ► We're getting a fight, so look forward to that.

01:03:18 ◼   ► But until then, there are beverages out in the lobby.

01:03:21 ◼   ► Please take a break, have a beverage.

01:03:23 ◼   ► (audience applauding)

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01:05:05 ◼   ► - From Relay FM, this is Act Two.

01:05:10 ◼   ► (audience cheering)

01:05:16 ◼   ► Steven hi. Hi. Hey Jason. How you doing? Pretty good. This is the ultimate representation of the summer of fun

01:05:24 ◼   ► People wearing suits and sport coats it feels like summer up here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's also fun

01:05:34 ◼   ► It is also fun. It is fun. So in this part of the show, it's it we're gonna play a little game

01:05:40 ◼   ► but yeah, but it's also a

01:05:43 ◼   ► a chance to talk to you guys because you're the founders of Relay.

01:05:46 ◼   ► This is the fifth birthday of Relay FM and that's why we're all here.

01:05:50 ◼   ► [cheers]

01:05:52 ◼   ► Just a few days ago.

01:05:54 ◼   ► Woo!

01:05:54 ◼   ► We're in kindergarten now.

01:05:56 ◼   ► Woo!

01:05:56 ◼   ► Oh wait, so I'm going to ask you some questions.

01:05:59 ◼   ► You have whiteboards.

01:06:00 ◼   ► You should pick those up.

01:06:02 ◼   ► This is mostly to keep you honest.

01:06:06 ◼   ► Bending down was bad.

01:06:08 ◼   ► It's a little bit like the newlywed game.

01:06:10 ◼   ► [laughter]

01:06:13 ◼   ► - Five years is not a new word.

01:06:15 ◼   ► - It's not.

01:06:17 ◼   ► All right.

01:06:20 ◼   ► Well, we're gonna do some trivia,

01:06:22 ◼   ► and then we're also gonna talk.

01:06:23 ◼   ► - Whiteboards are really against left-handed people.

01:06:25 ◼   ► So if there's a lot of smudges and--

01:06:27 ◼   ► - More like rightboards, huh?

01:06:29 ◼   ► - Am I right?

01:06:30 ◼   ► That's very good.

01:06:31 ◼   ► I like that.

01:06:32 ◼   ► That was a better joke than you were given credit for.

01:06:33 ◼   ► I think you should say it again.

01:06:34 ◼   ► - Thank you.

01:06:35 ◼   ► I said more like rightboards.

01:06:36 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:06:37 ◼   ► - And you said, "Am I right?"

01:06:38 ◼   ► - Am I right?

01:06:39 ◼   ► No.

01:06:40 ◼   ► - You're not.

01:06:41 ◼   ► You're left-handed.

01:06:43 ◼   ► I would like both of you to write down how many shows are currently running on relay FM?

01:06:47 ◼   ► I knew it.

01:06:49 ◼   ► Active broadcasts, right?

01:06:52 ◼   ► What did we get? 27 from Myke?

01:06:54 ◼   ► 27.

01:06:55 ◼   ► And 29 from Steven.

01:06:57 ◼   ► And according to my judges, Myke was right. #MykeWasRight. 27.

01:07:02 ◼   ► Oh no!

01:07:04 ◼   ► This was a joke between the two of us because this was kind of like a question I hope would come up.

01:07:11 ◼   ► because I lost track of this a long time ago.

01:07:14 ◼   ► That was a complete guess.

01:07:16 ◼   ► Once it got past 20, it just became impossible to keep up.

01:07:18 ◼   ► - And we should say, so we knew there was gonna be

01:07:20 ◼   ► some sort of trivia, and we did no preparation.

01:07:23 ◼   ► - Yep.

01:07:24 ◼   ► No, that was, it wasn't by being lazy.

01:07:27 ◼   ► That was the goal.

01:07:28 ◼   ► Like, it was how much do we just know?

01:07:30 ◼   ► - Right.

01:07:30 ◼   ► - That was what we were going with.

01:07:31 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:07:32 ◼   ► Yeah, so when the network started,

01:07:33 ◼   ► how many shows were there?

01:07:35 ◼   ► No, no, no, this is not a question.

01:07:37 ◼   ► - I know that one.

01:07:38 ◼   ► - You can answer with your words, Steven.

01:07:39 ◼   ► Use your words.

01:07:40 ◼   ► - Five. - Five.

01:07:41 ◼   ► - Five. - Five.

01:07:42 ◼   ► - We got a point for that? - There was one new show.

01:07:44 ◼   ► - Five.

01:07:45 ◼   ► - One new show, which was analog, the rest had--

01:07:48 ◼   ► - You could be answering questions we don't know about.

01:07:50 ◼   ► Stop it. - That's true, that's true.

01:07:51 ◼   ► - Yeah, oh yeah, that's right.

01:07:52 ◼   ► Well, okay, how about this one then,

01:07:54 ◼   ► and this'll be a good point of discussion.

01:07:56 ◼   ► - I'm so nervous. - 27 are alive.

01:07:59 ◼   ► How many have ended?

01:08:00 ◼   ► (audience groans)

01:08:01 ◼   ► Now, we know they're mostly with you or me on them.

01:08:04 ◼   ► - It's true.

01:08:05 ◼   ► So, can I ask a clarifying question?

01:08:08 ◼   ► - Sure.

01:08:09 ◼   ► You may not know the--

01:08:10 ◼   ► I've literally given you all I know right here.

01:08:13 ◼   ► I'm just deciding if we count shows like the prompt

01:08:15 ◼   ► that were retired elsewhere.

01:08:17 ◼   ► No?

01:08:18 ◼   ► The question--

01:08:19 ◼   ► Judge Brian Hamilton--

01:08:20 ◼   ► Judge_BrianHamilton says no.

01:08:22 ◼   ► Did not include previously created products.

01:08:25 ◼   ► Yes.

01:08:26 ◼   ► Products?

01:08:27 ◼   ► Shows?

01:08:28 ◼   ► I was trying not to say what Brian said.

01:08:30 ◼   ► Audio programs.

01:08:31 ◼   ► So how many are dead?

01:08:34 ◼   ► I don't know if I'm going to change my answer on it.

01:08:37 ◼   ► No, I'm just going to go with it.

01:08:39 ◼   ► OK.

01:08:39 ◼   ► I don't know what, okay, Myke says five, Steven says eight.

01:08:43 ◼   ► Do we give them credit for whoever's closer

01:08:45 ◼   ► or do we just give them no credit?

01:08:47 ◼   ► I'm gonna let my, yeah, I'm gonna let my judges decide that.

01:08:51 ◼   ► They're tallying the score over there separately.

01:08:54 ◼   ► The answer is 11.

01:08:55 ◼   ► - Whoa!

01:08:56 ◼   ► - So you guys have vastly underestimated

01:08:59 ◼   ► the number of shows that died.

01:08:59 ◼   ► - We don't like to think about those.

01:09:00 ◼   ► - No.

01:09:01 ◼   ► - No show ever really dies, you know?

01:09:04 ◼   ► - You can put something in the feed at any time.

01:09:06 ◼   ► - You can, and you never know when it might

01:09:09 ◼   ► - You come back with a surprise episode.

01:09:10 ◼   ► - Buzzy puppy story.

01:09:12 ◼   ► - You never know.

01:09:13 ◼   ► - So I get a point, 'cause I was closest?

01:09:15 ◼   ► - Okay.

01:09:15 ◼   ► - Seems like cheating.

01:09:18 ◼   ► - Seems like cheating.

01:09:20 ◼   ► What show on Real AFM has the most episodes?

01:09:25 ◼   ► - Okay, I have another clarifying question.

01:09:26 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:09:27 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

01:09:28 ◼   ► It's the biggest number.

01:09:30 ◼   ► - Easy.

01:09:31 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

01:09:34 ◼   ► - It's Mac Power Users.

01:09:36 ◼   ► - Well, my clarifying question was that Mac Power Users

01:09:40 ◼   ► had the majority of their episodes, I'm gonna say,

01:09:42 ◼   ► before joining Relay FM, because I expect then

01:09:47 ◼   ► that the most episodes of a Relay FM show is Upgrades, right?

01:09:51 ◼   ► - It's Upgrades, it's gotta be.

01:09:54 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:09:55 ◼   ► - 'Cause it passed Connected, and Connected was original.

01:09:57 ◼   ► - Because we take the holidays off, Connected,

01:09:58 ◼   ► but me and Jason never sleep.

01:10:01 ◼   ► So, I mean, the Upgrades, that's when they appear.

01:10:04 ◼   ► - It's true.

01:10:05 ◼   ► - MPU, episode 500 coming September 15th?

01:10:08 ◼   ► - That's wild.

01:10:11 ◼   ► That is so wild.

01:10:12 ◼   ► - Whatever that Sunday is.

01:10:13 ◼   ► - And that is how many years?

01:10:14 ◼   ► Is it 10 years?

01:10:15 ◼   ► - A little over 10 years, right David?

01:10:19 ◼   ► - David's very excited about that.

01:10:21 ◼   ► As he should be.

01:10:22 ◼   ► - As he should be.

01:10:23 ◼   ► 'Cause he's the Iron Man.

01:10:24 ◼   ► You're the Johnny Come Lately.

01:10:25 ◼   ► He's the Iron Man of the Mac Power users.

01:10:26 ◼   ► - Wow.

01:10:27 ◼   ► - You did like four of them or something.

01:10:28 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:10:29 ◼   ► I mean they're good.

01:10:30 ◼   ► Those four are good.

01:10:31 ◼   ► - Thanks.

01:10:32 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

01:10:33 ◼   ► Call me at 504 in episode 1000.

01:10:35 ◼   ► How many shows does your co-founder currently host?

01:10:42 ◼   ► Question crafter Brian Hamilton,

01:10:47 ◼   ► gleeful in the audience at this.

01:10:50 ◼   ► Oh, oh.

01:10:51 ◼   ► I think Steven has the harder question here.

01:10:54 ◼   ► - He really does 'cause I don't even know.

01:10:56 ◼   ► - I tried counting and then I just guessed.

01:10:59 ◼   ► - Alright, Myke?

01:11:00 ◼   ► - Full.

01:11:01 ◼   ► - 10.

01:11:02 ◼   ► Four.

01:11:04 ◼   ► Nine.

01:11:06 ◼   ► [audience groans]

01:11:08 ◼   ► That's good to know. I didn't know that.

01:11:10 ◼   ► Nine.

01:11:12 ◼   ► Yeah, but do any of them have episode 500 coming up?

01:11:14 ◼   ► But look, we've established this.

01:11:16 ◼   ► It's not your work.

01:11:18 ◼   ► [audience laughs]

01:11:20 ◼   ► Some of it is.

01:11:22 ◼   ► And also, I've done more than 500 in total.

01:11:24 ◼   ► You know, the thing I don't remember from five years ago

01:11:26 ◼   ► is the fact that you guys said,

01:11:28 ◼   ► because you did a great relay

01:11:30 ◼   ► QA episode of connected last week. Yes

01:11:34 ◼   ► It was excellent. Everyone listened to it already. I'm sure by the way

01:11:37 ◼   ► This enough people laughed at the dot FM switch on joke to suggest that they did in fact

01:11:42 ◼   ► Listen episode of connected because this will go out in the connected feed. Yes means that I just want to be clear on this

01:11:46 ◼   ► almost

01:11:49 ◼   ► Every host who is not Federico has been on connected and connected this recently in Federico

01:11:56 ◼   ► Is it the beach he's on writing vacation. Yes, 50,000 words don't write themselves

01:12:01 ◼   ► Yet, yeah when he works it out one day will feed Federico into an AI machine

01:12:07 ◼   ► So hey, so what are the scores I think he's winning

01:12:12 ◼   ► My answer was yes. Yes. Myke's winning by one point. I thought Kathy would have my back. I guess not know

01:12:20 ◼   ► What show?

01:12:24 ◼   ► Has the single longest?

01:12:26 ◼   ► episode on the whole network.

01:12:28 ◼   ► - Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

01:12:34 ◼   ► - We're counting like, not like member shows, right?

01:12:38 ◼   ► - Not member shows.

01:12:39 ◼   ► - Alright.

01:12:40 ◼   ► - Regular episodes.

01:12:41 ◼   ► - Who are the chatty Kathys?

01:12:44 ◼   ► Who are the talkers?

01:12:47 ◼   ► Who are the people who don't do what I do,

01:12:49 ◼   ► which is hey, we talked for three hours,

01:12:51 ◼   ► it's a two part episode and we can take next week off.

01:12:55 ◼   ► the talk show yeah you could just answer the talk show if you wanted to is it

01:13:00 ◼   ► clockwise alright cortex upgrade let's shout out to episode 25 of

01:13:12 ◼   ► reconcilable differences

01:13:23 ◼   ► Merlin Merlin how long how long was it

01:13:28 ◼   ► hey such he has the bad cop in episode who's am I in the box who's in the box

01:13:35 ◼   ► today am I in the box it was episode 25 zero droogs three hours and 21 minutes

01:13:44 ◼   ► holy moly people got their money's worth that fortnight I'll tell you Wow it was

01:13:51 ◼   ► - This is mostly Jon talking about how he didn't do drugs.

01:13:55 ◼   ► - Wow.

01:13:58 ◼   ► - He's very hairy.

01:14:00 ◼   ► - What show had the single shortest episode?

01:14:08 ◼   ► - Regular episode doesn't include subnet.

01:14:14 ◼   ► - Good.

01:14:15 ◼   ► - Wait, what else did you say?

01:14:15 ◼   ► - Not subnet or ingenious.

01:14:17 ◼   ► - Not subnet, not ingenious?

01:14:18 ◼   ► - Oh.

01:14:19 ◼   ► (audience laughing)

01:14:22 ◼   ► The average ingenious is like eight minutes.

01:14:24 ◼   ► Yeah.