312: How September It Would Be
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Good morning and welcome.
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We are so pleased that you could join us today.
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We've got some really exciting product announcements
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As we all continue to make our way
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through these difficult times
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and face the challenges that COVID-19 is causing
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in our communities around the world,
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it's so inspiring how people everywhere have adapted,
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working remotely, learning from home,
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and gathering virtually to stay close to family and friends.
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our products have played in helping people come together,
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carry on, and move forward.
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We know that life won't always be like this,
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and we're all looking forward to better days.
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(upbeat music)
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- Hello and welcome to Connected, episode 312.
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It's made possible this week by our sponsors,
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Smile, ExpressVPN, and Reedle.
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My name is Stephen Hackett,
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and I'm joined by Mr. Federico Vittucci.
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- Hello, hi.
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- We're also joined by Mr. Myke Hurley.
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- Of course you are, hello.
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- Well, what does it mean, of course you are?
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- Yeah, what does that mean?
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- I'm always here.
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- Yeah, what's the implication there?
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- He said, "And we're joined by Myke Hurley."
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And I'm like, yeah, I am.
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I haven't taken any time off.
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I don't take time off.
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How do you feel on this special day, Myke?
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I've come to accept my absolute 100% devastation.
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I lost a draft with Jason yesterday.
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And I'm not feeling good about my chances
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of keeping my title today.
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But I'm looking forward to absolutely annihilating
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the annual picks.
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That's how I feel.
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Still got that in my future. Absolute complete annihilation of the annual picks.
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Yeah, that's where I'm going.
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That makes you feel better.
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And I'm sure that like last time, I'll win the annual picks and then for some reason
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won't get given any accolade for that because we'll create some kind of trophy afterwards
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because that's what happened last time. But, you know.
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What is an accolade?
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Yeah, what is... That's a big word.
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You know in English.
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I can't help you.
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It sounds like lemonade made out of avocados.
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Wait, do you guys not know the word acolytes?
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It sounds like a beverage made with cola.
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What's it gonna say? Is that not in your AP style guide, Steven?
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Does it mean a prize?
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An award, trophy.
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It's avocado lemonade.
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It's avocado... It's fizzy avocado juice.
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I can't imagine anything worse, and I like avocados.
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Mmm, refreshing accolade. It's what all the Millennials drink. They drink accolade.
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The big avocado seed can stop up the top of the can. You got to look out for that.
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Mmm-hmm. You think that you've run out, but really it's just the big pit.
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Has anybody ever tried to smash the big avocado seed with like a hammer, see what happens?
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Like what's inside that thing?
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When you say anybody, do you mean any of the three of us or like anyone in life?
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Any of the three of us or in the Discord? Like has anybody ever tried to break it and
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see what it looks like inside?
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What is in there? I don't know what's in there.
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Let's Google it. Inside...
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Is it cross section? Cross section of avocado.
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Well, this is kind of boring.
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Oh, it's terrible.
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It just looks like another smaller avocado.
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What's inside of that one? An even smaller avocado.
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It looks like a chestnut or something. What is it?
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Yeah, it's not very fun at all. I was hoping it's like...
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It's not fun. It's not gross either.
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No. Like it was like 25 tiny avocados inside.
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Do you think you can eat it if you slice it real thin?
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No, I bet it's... Well, I mean you could try it, but I bet it would like break your tooth or something.
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I bet it tastes bad too.
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I think it's like super tough, you know? Yeah, I bet it tastes real bad.
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Keeping our usual tradition, it was an apple event yesterday and we're talking about what's the inside of an avocado seed.
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Yeah, this is a very busy week, the Apple event, but it's also a busy week two days
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from now on Friday.
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Myke and I will be hosting Podcastathon 2, a six-hour live show on Twitch.
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So we're on video doing a bunch of wacky stuff to raise money for St. Jude.
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As of this recording, yesterday we crossed $200,000 raise this year, which is just fantastic.
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If you haven't donated yet, head on over to stju.org/relay.
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- Although I will say, if you have a donation
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you wanna make, maybe keep it for the Podcastathon now.
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We're so close, you know?
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We've reached such an incredible milestone.
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If you're only gonna donate once,
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you should donate more than once.
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You're gonna donate once, tune into the Podcastathon
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and donate then, right?
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That doesn't seem like a terrible thing to say.
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Just give the money.
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- I mean, as long as they do it.
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- Yeah, that's what I said.
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You gotta give the money.
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That's the promise that you can tell us.
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You gotta do it.
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It's not an excuse not to do it.
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No, you gotta do it.
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But I would make two or three donations.
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And when you donate during the Podcast-a-thon, funny things will happen to me and Myke.
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Myke, you have blown up about a billion balloons in your office that are gonna be there.
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And every time somebody donates, I believe it's gonna be $100, one more balloon will
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be added to the balloon room and periodically through the podcastathon I will be inside
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of the balloon room and you will be able to see how the balloon room is filling. It is
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like a very large, very inconvenient barometer of donations.
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Shall we call it the balloon or the baroom? Just because it feels very inefficient to
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call it balloon room. So pick one of the two.
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or balloon so balloon or baroom I like balloon but with all of these things I'm
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always like okay I need to check that that isn't like some kind of horrifically
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insensitive words in like some language or something so if I just balloon balloon is an independent Japanese record
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label created in 2011 so that one's not not too bad okay what kind of music do they produce?
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they produce. That's a good point. Vocaloid music. Oh okay. Baroom is, I can see a cocktail bar in
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France. It's also, according to the dictionary, B-A-R-R-O-O-M, a room where alcoholic drinks are
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served? Yeah, like a bar room. Like a bar room. Yeah, you see? Bar room. Bar room. I think I like
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balloon. Balloon is funnier, I think. Because also people could think you're saying balloon,
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but you're not, and that's funny. Is he saying balloon right? Is he saying balloon?
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Is he saying balloon with a name? Is he saying balloon? So I think we're gonna go with balloon.
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I too will be having a way to count our progress. It has been a construction project now for almost
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a month that y'all will all see on Friday. No spoilers. Yep. It's not balloons, but it is
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somewhat similar in nature, I think is fair to say, right? Like, things go inside of another thing.
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You've already said too much. Okay, sorry. Federico's gonna be there too. Can we, can we,
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Should we say what we're gonna do?
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Alright, so you know how we play the Jeremy's every year?
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And the Jeremy's, in case you don't remember,
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everybody should remember our naming scheme for everything.
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But for some reason they don't.
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What's wrong with you if you don't?
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Yeah, but the Jeremy's is where we select,
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well, we show Federico all of the new emoji
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that Apple have designed for iOS,
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and Federico has to try and guess the names of these emojis,
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having never seen them before.
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So Federico hides away from the emoji.
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Now we can't play the Jeremy's, but we thought,
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considering Federico always has to be on that side of the game,
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why not turn the tables and we'll play the game on Steven?
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For what I think I will judge the Ashies,
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we are going to show Steven a selection of Pokemon,
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for which Steven must guess the names.
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That is what we are going to be doing during Federico's segment
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of the Podcast-a-thon, so make sure you chew it in for that.
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for the first ever Ashies. And let me tell you, Steven, you're in for quite a time because
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me and Federico picked a bunch and there's some that he sent to me that I feel like I
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have literally never seen. And I don't know how that's possible because I have played
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every Pokémon game.
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Okay, so Myke, I talked to you about this, but I feel like you didn't talk to Federico
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about it. So I'm going to go right to the source. Can I guess their powers or abilities?
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And like that be a point?
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There are no powers in Pokémon. There are abilities. So I mean, good luck with that
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if you want to guess the abilities.
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Steven suggested this to me and I wondered why he wanted to make it harder for himself,
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but yeah, if you want to guess their names and take a stab at what they are capable of,
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I feel like the abilities are almost, the names are just words, right?
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Like most of them are made up, but the abilities are like things that they could do.
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There are some phonetic, um, things.
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There are some that like you could conceivably guess them.
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But you might just have to work out the system.
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Yeah, like wordplay, that kind of stuff.
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So that's what we're going to be doing.
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Are there any like easy ones?
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Like ones I'm guaranteed to get?
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There are some easy ones just to put you in the mood.
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But then it's an absolute disaster for you.
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Yeah, it's like there's a couple that you'll get and then about 20 who definitely won't.
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So good luck to you.
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But yeah, we want you to try and describe the Pokémon you're looking at and then try to come up with, I mean, at least guess a name.
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Like, try and put yourself in the Pokémon Company's shoes.
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If you were in charge of naming this creature, what would you name it?
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So I guess, if you really can't guess, you can at least try that.
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So make sure you tune in on Friday, September 18th, from 2 to 8 p.m. Eastern.
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That's not going to be the entire length of this game we're playing.
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There will be lots of different things.
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Yes, lots of things.
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Lots and lots of great stuff.
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And just by the way, from the Discord, they're pointing out that
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balloon sounds like Pokemon. It definitely, definitely does. I also, if you're on the
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Twitch page for the next couple of days, at least there's a stream for this old Mac, which is this
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joke that I had in my Mac Pro stream and then Gray and Myke made me do it, where I took apart
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Casey Liss's white MacBook on camera and just talked about it and showed people how it came
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apart and I put it all back together and it's, it was fun. I think it may be something that I do,
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probably on Twitch. It's not like a full-blown like 512 video with b-roll and fancy cameras and stuff,
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but I think it'd be a fun thing to do sometimes. Yeah, I enjoy it. So yes, so the two URLs you need
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to know, stjou.org/relay and then on Friday twitch.tv/relayfm. You can follow the Relay FM
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Twitter account. We'll be posting there on Friday reminders and updates kind of what's going on. So
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yeah, it's a big week. I'm really excited. So today, we're going to talk about this later,
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about iOS 14, watchOS 7, tvOS 14 coming out today.
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We'll talk about that later in the show.
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And I guess we'll also get an official update from Federico Vittucci
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on what's going on with the review.
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But obviously everybody is waiting for us to judge the rookies.
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So I guess it is time.
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Do we want to recap the rules?
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Just listen to last week's show.
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It was mostly rules.
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It was. That was a very long chapter.
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Very good rules, by the way.
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The best rules.
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I go back and listen to that segment.
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You may think you know the rules, but you don't really know our rules until you listen to the latest version of them.
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So, that would be my conclusion.
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It's like Apple, really.
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And even though we've just clarified them, they're still open to some level of interpretation.
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Again, just like Apple.
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Well, that's your opinion.
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Round one, normal picks.
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We will each read out our picks and I guess we can grade them
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because we should all know the truth of each pick.
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I said Apple unveils a new Apple Watch and they did.
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Oh no, you didn't. Wow.
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And they did and it's a Series 6 and I was correct.
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This is the new Apple Watch Series 6.
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The perfect combination of powerful features and beautiful design.
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Series 6 is our most colorful lineup ever.
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There's a new blue aluminum case,
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this updated classic gold stainless steel finish,
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a new gray-black stainless steel called graphite,
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and for the first time,
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a stunning new Apple Watch product red.
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Now on the inside,
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Series 6 is packed with incredible technology,
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including a new health sensor
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that enables an amazing new capability.
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Let's take a look.
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With Apple Watch Series 6,
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you can measure your blood oxygen right from your wrist.
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The new health sensor in series six shines red and infrared light
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onto your wrist and measures the amount of light reflected back.
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Advanced algorithms use this data to calculate the color of your blood,
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which indicates the amount of oxygen present.
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The new blood oxygen app lets you take a measurement in just 15 seconds.
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I piggybacked on that and said the Apple Watch Series
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six will use the series four and five design.
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You give me three bells you got for yourself there.
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I don't know why you got three. I only got one. I heard. Why do you get three?
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Well, we didn't read the rules.
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If we had read the rules, you would know why that what the different bell
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Should we stop and talk about this Apple watch a little bit before we move on to
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federal cost.
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I find it to be a very interesting year for the Apple watch.
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The series five was so good with the always on display for a lot of us that
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really changed how we feel about the Apple Watch. The Series 6 builds on that
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and I think the headline here is the blood oxygen sensor which is cool it
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lets them do a lot of fitness tracking with VO2 Max and all these other things
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that we can just pretend we all understand. Is VO2 Max the bigger version
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of VO2 like the iPhone? Is that how they do that? Yeah. So they have regular VO2
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and then VO2 Max if you have big oxygen. And the VO2 Mini won't get updated and
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everyone to be sad yeah I think it used to be called vo2+ what do you two think
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of the the Apple watch series 6 I'm gonna be honest I I kind of don't care
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about it like it doesn't I'm excited for all really but plus I'm a little bitter
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because they got rid of ceramic which I really like. So help me understand here
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Mykey you are now wearing an Apple watch again. On and off yeah. Okay. It's in my
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rotation of watches so like I have like a small selection of watches the Apple
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watch is one of them and sometimes I want to wear the Apple watch but I
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wear the Apple watch as a choice for how I'm feeling or if I think it will match
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what I'm wearing on a day or whatever or my mood right like I make the choice to
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wear the Apple watch like any other watch when I do wear the Apple watch it
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is permanently on do not disturb got it okay not not very good Apple watch user
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to be honest hmm but I do wear this one I do wear it you know maybe once every
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couple of weeks I'll put it on but that's kind of what I do I wear each of
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my watches for like a week at a time but you wouldn't say you are enthusiastic
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about the Apple Watch? No, no, not really. Actually, not at all. No. Actually, I kind
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of hate it. Actually, I'm gonna throw this thing straight in the trash. No, I just, I
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don't, I personally don't feel a great need for the majority of features that most people
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really enjoy about their Apple Watches. Right? Like, that's kind of just how I feel about
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the Apple Watch now. Is it safe to assume then that we're still gonna all the
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three of us we're gonna get a Series 6? I mean, it doesn't sound like my case. Did you just hear what I see?
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Are you listening to what I said? Why do you think it's safe to assume? I still think you're gonna get one. No, I'm not gonna get one.
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Yeah sure. Look, because they've removed the only K-Star that I like, which is
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ceramic. Like, I don't like... And you sure you're not... and you're not gonna get
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the blue one or the red one? I like the blue one but I don't want it but like so
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the only reason I got the series 5 was because they added the always-on display
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right if they had never added the always-on display I never would have
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bought it and the series 6 adds no functionality that I'm interested in
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it's like I didn't buy the series 4 either right I like the look of the
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series 4 but I didn't get it because after I bought one for my wife I wore it
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for like a day just to try it out and didn't like that the screen went off so
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I was like, I don't want this.
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I like the Series 5 because I can see it's green
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all the time, and that was fantastic.
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But the Series 6 adds no functionality
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that I personally want, so I'm not gonna get one.
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- Yet I still don't believe you.
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I still think you're gonna get one,
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Steven is gonna get one.
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Steven for sure.
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I think Steven for sure is gonna get one.
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I know I'm getting one.
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- Yeah, but I'm not gonna get one.
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You wanna put some money on this?
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- Yeah, we'll see about that.
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I need to think about it.
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You do seem pretty convinced yourself.
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I am convinced. I am.
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Yeah, but you change your mind often.
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I do change my mind, yeah.
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So here's a way to look at it, Myke, if, you know,
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heaven forbid, you smashed your Apple Watch.
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About accidentally.
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And it was too expensive to fix.
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Would you go, would you replace it?
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Or do you live without it?
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I live without it.
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Or if some, you know, someday you wake up
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and you have that urge, that craving for a blue watch.
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and it needs to be satisfied, right?
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What happens in that case?
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- I would go to a regular watch website
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and find a blue watch.
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- Nah, that's boring.
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- Any particular reason at this point?
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- Let's see in three months.
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- All right.
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- I really feel like, I mean,
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I know that the only new sensor is the blood oxygen
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monitoring thing, but I just feel like the new colors
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and the brighter screen, they just feel like really nice updates,
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even though it's not like a radical design change.
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No, like look, I'm not saying that it is a bad update for everyone.
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It's just the updates they have made
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are not things that I am particularly that focused on.
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If I was an everyday Apple Watch wearer,
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there would be enough in here for me to go ahead and get it.
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But as it stands right now,
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I can't see any reason why I would want this product.
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Even if they had said something like, this wouldn't be it for me, but if the battery
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life had gotten a lot better, that might be a thing.
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But it hasn't, which I'm quite surprised about.
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So I don't see, I don't have a need for this product.
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I'm getting one.
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I'm thinking about the color still.
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I think I'll just go plain boring.
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Do you have an order to get them?
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No no no no.
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What do you have now, Federico?
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I have the series 5 with these, I think it's called the stainless steel with the gold finish.
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What do you think about the new gold finish? It's gone back to yellow gold and stainless
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I haven't actually looked at the website at all.
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So I'm gonna do this now.
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You're busy?
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Why? Why haven't I looked?
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Because I was busy and I forgot. Yeah, why do you say that with that kind of tone?
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Because I'm referencing a little joke about the fact that you're obviously very busy right
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I'm very busy.
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Right, so it's like a wink-wink.
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Haha, Federico's so busy.
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So okay, what's diff...
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I guess it's more yellow than before.
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Yeah, they actually refer to it as yellow gold, right?
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Because they had a rosy gold before.
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You see, the aluminium has retained the rosiness, but the stainless steel gold is more of a
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yellow gold, which I personally don't like.
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I don't like it.
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I don't like it.
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What's the regular steel?
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Yeah, probably regular steel this time then.
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My favorite thing about the color options is that they have introduced another dark
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color and given it another new name.
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So they have a color in stainless steel called graphite and I don't know why they've done
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Like why is this just not space gray?
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And the titanium one is now space black, which used to be the dark stainless steel.
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I don't understand.
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I don't know why graphite is a thing that exists now.
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This is very confusing to me.
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Okay, so I see the graphite is the new steel color.
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Steel, yeah.
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So it's called graphite, but it's not made of graphite, it's made of steel.
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And graphite is the color, okay.
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Imagine a watch made of graphite, actual graphite, that would be fun.
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Would that be hard?
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I don't really feel like I know enough about graphite.
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What properties would I get from a graphite watch?
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I don't know, I don't think it can exist.
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No, I think I'll just go with regular stainless steel.
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The gold, the new gold finish is too gold. I preferred the rose tint from last year and
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the aluminum watch. I don't want to get an aluminum watch because it, I don't know, I
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just gotten used to the steel one. The way you used to the way, do you like the way I
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do? I really do. I really do. And the other one just feels kind of cheap at this point.
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Like a few weeks ago, I put on Sylvia's watch. She's using the series for aluminum, a rose
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gold whatever it was called. She had the smaller one than you too? Yeah she does but even then
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like the the material and it just feels kind of cheap compared to the steel one so I'm sticking
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with steel but the gold finish I don't like. No I don't like the gold. If you guys scroll down look
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at the Hermes watch they introduced this new band and I think it makes the watch look ridiculous.
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I want the double tour. No, no, they always have double tour. This is I think it's atelage is the is the style of band
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Where the lugs are like in the middle like they don't go all the way to the edges
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And it makes the watch look like the size of a billboard
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It's very strange. Where do I find so you go to the go to apple.com?
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Shop slash buy the hat - watch slash Apple - watch which is that memorable URL that everybody knows
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Or if you just click the buy page you go to this page of just an obscene amount of Apple watches
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They put on this page. Oh my you scroll down and you'll get to the Hermes one. You keep going
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It's like the big picture of it. They have it on the page
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And I think it looks really not nice. I don't like it. It's a very peculiar look underscore
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So which one don't you like?
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the Atelage doubletor
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Atelage doubletor. Do you see what I'm saying?
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So like the lungs which like the little like metal parts that attach to the band
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They are way more towards the center than the edges of the regular bands. Yeah, and it looks really weird
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That's all I have to say on the matter. Yeah, it's not nice right it
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It makes the watch look like it's too big or something.
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It's a very strange design.
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But I've always found the Hermes watch a weird thing anyway.
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I would just buy, honestly I would just buy this one just to say the word "double".
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If you just bought two Apple watch bands and connected them together, you could turn any
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band into a double tour.
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Yeah, I can say I have the double band.
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You could say you have the double tour sport band.
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Just get two of them.
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How did the French say sport?
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Did they just say sport?
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Uh, don't know, man.
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Double sportif.
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Is that something they would say?
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Yeah, let's go with that.
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Double sportif.
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That's what you have.
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That's what you have.
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It's a one-off Puerto Rico phone.
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This is a serious Apple podcast.
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So do we have anything more to say on the Apple Watch?
00:24:53
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Maybe we'll come back to it in a little bit more detail later, but do we want to move
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on with your first pick Federica?
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Wow, you're just going to skip over me and what I'm going to do with the Apple Watch?
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What are you doing?
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We just want to see if you're buying one.
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Good job, good job.
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I mean, you picked correctly.
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It's using the same design.
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Yeah, I've got the Series 5 in titanium, which I really like, but it was really expensive.
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what I should do because I generally upgrade every year is I should go to aluminum and I actually like
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the light weightness of it
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But I've had two aluminum watches over the years and I scratched the screens to Kingdom Come like they're just that ion glass is not
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scratch resistant enough for me
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Which is why I've gone nicer because you get the sapphire and my titanium watch a year later. I'm looking at now
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Other than one little nick in the corner. It looks
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Brand new like no scratches. No scuffs. It's really held up. Well, I really like the titanium
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But that's a lot of money for a year of your update
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So for now, I'm sitting out now I guarantee this Stevens gonna get one like, you know
00:26:05
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We can we can say about me but like, you know, I talk about mr. Flip-flop of it, right?
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Mmm, you're on board of this Federico
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Stevens gonna buy one. Oh
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Absolutely. Yes. Yeah. Yes, mr. Flip-flop
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I don't even know what we're arguing about these things anymore
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Well, I look because I am NOT going to get one this whole dance of Willie or wonny like it's gonna get one just
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Giving time. Oh, by the way, I bought an iPad mini today. Oh
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I think you're gonna like it. It's a nice place for the reasons that you have one, but I did buy one I
00:26:47
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Can I tell people how this happened because yeah, you guys give me a lot of trouble for justifying
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But this morning in our group thread
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I'm just scrolling up because I want to read exactly what you wrote. Normally we don't do this
00:27:01
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Normally, this is private, but I want to read what you wrote basically like what now I can't find
00:27:05
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There's so many text messages in here. What do you want? You should have been come prepared. Okay, so here it is
00:27:11
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so I want a screen during the podcast of on to have what's
00:27:15
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that's always on showing me the live stream blah blah blah
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Blah blah blah the reason you're saying I had no reason you've just blah blah blah the reason but I want it to be small
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So it doesn't distract me
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I can only think of the iPad mini as a good use case
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But I don't have one if I was going to get one
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help me for what I could use it for and then we suggested things like smart home controller and reading and
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we tip you over the edge I
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decided to I needed another screen during the podcastathon
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I only have a small space that it can go on on the cart that I have all of the gear on that's being moved
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From place to place because I also need to be able to make sure I can see what's going on on the live stream
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Because on the laptop that I'm using that's where I'm gonna be seeing like the video call, right?
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And I didn't have a computer that would fit in that space because I don't have
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My iPads are too big plus I need them
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for the Podcastathon itself.
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And then I was thinking, well, do I have a phone
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that I can do this with?
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I was like, yeah, but none of them can stand up.
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And I thought about getting a stand for a phone,
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but I was like, I don't know what I would use
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that would give me a big enough screen.
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'Cause I need to be able to see the screen
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from far enough away when I'm in,
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what was we going with, balloon?
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It was balloon, right?
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- When I'm in balloon, I need to be able to see the screen,
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so it needs to be big enough.
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But I don't want it to be so big that it's distracting me.
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and the iPad Mini seemed like the perfect use case for that.
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So I wanted to get one for that, but then I was like,
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well, I don't want to just buy it and use it
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for this one thing, so help me think of other things
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that I could use it for.
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And then Steven recommended a smart home controller
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and stuff like that, which would actually be really useful
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for the studio, so that iPad will live in the studio
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and can be used for things to be done here.
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So yeah, I did need justification from the both of you,
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but there was a genuine reason behind it.
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And I just thought that I would say,
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Like this is the Apple product that I bought after the September event was an iPad Mini.
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Yeah, where they specifically avoided the fact that the iPad Mini exists.
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I bought the gold one with one of the blue cases, the light blue cases.
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I think it's going to look really nice.
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Oh yeah, that's what I have on mine.
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The light blue Smart Cover.
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I really like it.
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The nice thing about the iPad Mini is that you end up finding reasons to use it once
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you get one because it's just nice to hold and to use. So I think you may have a specific
00:29:47
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purpose for it right now this week, but I think you will end up using it for more things
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once you realize just how cute and convenient it is.
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I'm interested to go on their journey and I will report back in a future episode about
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what other things I use it for.
00:30:04
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All right, Federico, what was your round one pick?
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So I said at least one of the new non-Pro iPads will have an iPad Pro inspired design,
00:30:13
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and the sub-clause here was "The flat sides are key".
00:30:18
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So obviously, yes, thank you, the base model iPad was also announced with no design change,
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so it still looks like an old iPad, but the new iPad Air has that iPad Pro design with
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the liquid Retina display and the flat edges and support for the Magic Keyboard and Apple
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Pencil 2 so obviously iPad Pro inspired design and yeah that was my my first
00:30:41
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pick. Do you want to talk about the iPad now? Let's come back to the iPad
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So my second pick was that Apple unveils a new iPad, not Pro.
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And we got, I mean, I kind of like one and a half, right?
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So we've got the new iPad Air and also the quite boring iPad 8th generation, but cool
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that it still exists.
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It's a good price.
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Our customers love our iPad 7th generation
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because it delivers a beautiful 10.2 inch Retina display
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with support for Apple Pencil
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and the full-size smart keyboard,
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all in a thin, light, and affordable design.
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And our customers love all the things they can do with it,
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from taking notes as they learn something new
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to playing their favorite game.
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So this year, we're taking its beloved design
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and cranking up the performance with this.
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iPad 8th generation. It's more capable than ever and it starts with the a12 bionic
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I'm not begrudging its existence. I think it is a great product to exist at the price that it's at
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I think it's great, but it's not an exciting product right like it doesn't
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Who's who's fire is it lying on this show? Okay, that's what I wanted to get to because it is an important product and
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I think that it's I think you're probably right that they got a lot more time than it deserved
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It is weird that they updated this now like
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This is an education purchase. I mean that they kind of aim it towards education
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It's $2.99 for schools, which is still a lot of money
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But like why are you updating in September when they're not gonna buy anything for schools until April or May like it's just
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I just feel like this product, like Apple needs to decide if it's for the public or
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if it's for education and trying to do both on a fall release schedule just doesn't work
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for anybody.
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All right, up next, I said that at least one new non-pro iPad would switch to USB-C.
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Yeah, I had a lot of doubt in that.
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We said it was kind of risky even for a regular peak, so good job in believing your assumptions.
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I think that this this pick is a you know, like how we're saying we mean for a couple
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it was risky because it seemed like too much too soon. This iPad Air feels the whole product
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I could describe as it feels too much too soon to me. Like it has taken such a leap
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towards the iPad Pro and passed it in some areas. I'm very surprised about this product.
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It is it feels almost too good in the lineup.
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The new iPad Air starts with a gorgeous design.
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The all-new thin in-light enclosure
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and narrow border design
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features a beautiful all-screen display.
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Each element of iPad Air is meticulously crafted,
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from the precisely machined top button
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to the sculpted detail around the camera.
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And the new iPad Air design comes in five gorgeous colors,
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including a new rose gold, green, and sky blue finish.
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Our customers are going to love these colors.
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And this new design features a stunning liquid retina display.
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In the same footprint as the previous Air,
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the new iPad Air features a larger 10.9-inch liquid retina
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display with a resolution of 2360 by 1640.
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To give our customers this beautiful all-screen design
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meant finding a new home for one of the most popular features--
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So we designed a next generation Touch ID
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and integrated it right into the top button.
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I am very excited about the iPad Air.
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I think it's a very compelling product.
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We actually have an entire episode of ADAPT,
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Ryan and I coming out tomorrow.
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Where we discuss about the iPad Air in the context of,
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you know, we both use the iPad Pro.
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But I think it's very exciting
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and it's a very compelling product in 2020
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to be able to have, considering, you know,
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something that Apple also said
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at the beginning of the event,
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all these people now, unfortunately,
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working from home and having to communicate from home,
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to create from home, to have all of those key iPad Pro
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features, like the second generation
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pencil, like the new liquid reading on display,
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like the Magic Keyboard, all those things coming
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to an iPad that is much cheaper than an iPad Pro that removes
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some of the features for--
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doesn't have a lot of--
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all the same features of the iPad Pro,
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but arguably features that maybe for a lot of people
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are non-essential.
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So to have a cheaper iPad that is arguably as powerful as an iPad Pro
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without some of the niceties of an iPad Pro and much more powerful than a base model iPad.
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I think it's a very interesting and fascinating product to release in 2020
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considering all the things going on.
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So I'm very excited to try this out.
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I think like if you wonder why people love the iPad Pro so much
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or if you think, "Oh man, I would love to work like that,
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but the iPad Pro is maybe a little bit outside of my reach."
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This is a product that can give you basically all of the benefits of the iPad Pro.
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Really, honestly, this is the iPad to buy right now.
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I have always said that the 11-inch iPad Pro is the best iPad Pro for most people.
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The 12.9 inch iPad Pro is a device that you should only buy if you know you need it beforehand
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because it comes with some trade-offs due to its size and the weight and stuff like
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And that the 11 inch iPad Pro is the superior for most people in most cases.
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And I really think that the larger iPad Pro is a much smaller use case.
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But the current generation iPad Air is as good in many areas, better in some others
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and depending on where you're coming from could have like if you don't like face ID
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right you've got touch ID built into the power button which is great now I would say after
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having used face ID on an iPad I wouldn't want to go back to touch ID because I actually
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prefer face ID at the moment on my iPad to my iPhone because I'm only using my iPad when
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I don't have a mask on because I'm indoors right and but if you've not had face ID on
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an iPad before, then you have no, like you don't really have something to compare it
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to so you can just keep using Touch ID and you still get all the benefit of the bigger
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display with the thin bezels.
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I think this is a very cool product and I think the thing that is the most surprising
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is the fact that they put the brand new chip in this before anything else, right?
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And I know that this is just a set of circumstances that led to this occurring, like this obviously
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was not the plan, but it's still kind of cool that it's happened anyway.
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Something I said on Adapt, which I also want to repeat here, is that I feel like up to
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this day, whenever we said, you know, the 11-inch iPad Pro is the best iPad to buy,
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and I think a lot of people were buying an iPad Pro even if they were non-pros, because
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it was the best model, because it was the best option, now they don't have to anymore,
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Because the iPad Air is the best option for those people.
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Now if you're a pro and you actually need an iPad Pro because of the, you know, more
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memory, more storage, all those other promotion, all those other features, then fine.
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So it's like you're not forced to buy an iPad Pro anymore.
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And I think that's great news for a lot of people, especially, you know, if you don't
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want to spend X hundred dollars more on the Pro.
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The only downside for me is that it starts at 64GB.
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Yeah, I know.
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I think that's...
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That's unfortunate.
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That's not good.
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Like what does the iPhone 11 start at size-wise now?
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Yeah, it also starts at 64GB.
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But I just think an iPad at 64GB, for a lot of the uses that people have for iPads, you're
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going to bump into that quite fast.
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I would have liked to have seen them start that at 128GB.
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I think it's time to move on from hard disks in Macs, it's time to move away from 64 gigabytes
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in iOS devices. It just is. There are games on Apple Arcade that are like 1.5 to 2 gigabytes.
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I think we spoke about this, right? Did we speak about it on this show where I basically
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said that I'd run out of space on my iPhone? Was that a conversation that we had? But yeah,
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Yeah, I've run out of space on my iPhone.
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Wait, hang on.
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You talk to other people?
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It's all private conversations.
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But I actually had to delete some stuff off my phone recently, well, like yesterday, to
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download iOS 14.
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I'm out of space on my iPhone, boys.
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It's bad news.
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It's because I keep all my photos on there.
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But there you go.
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All right, time for my second regular pick.
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I said, Apple introduces a new lower-end Apple Watch model in addition to the higher-end
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And sure enough, there's the new Apple Watch SE.
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The second thing we're doing to make Apple Watch available to even more people is to
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create a new model that combines elements of Series 6 design with the most essential
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features of Apple Watch.
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All at a more affordable price.
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We call it Apple Watch SE.
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Apple Watch SE has the features customers love.
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It has everything you need to stay connected,
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be more active, and keep an eye on your health.
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And like Series 6, Apple Watch SE
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uses our largest and most advanced watch display,
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allowing you to see so much more at a glance--
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more information and apps on your watch face,
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more in messages, calendar, and maps,
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and larger and easier-to-read metrics
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while you're working out.
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And for fast access to information and apps,
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Apple Watch SE uses the S5 chip
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for up to two times faster performance than Series 3.
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And staying connected is even easier
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with the cellular models,
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which allow you to make phone calls and messages and more,
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even without your phone.
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And with family setup,
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cellular models of Apple Watch SE
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will also be great for kids.
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Customers love using Apple Watch
00:43:02
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for fitness and working out,
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and Apple Watch SE has the same accelerometer, gyroscope,
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compass, and altimeter as Series 6.
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And because it has the latest motion sensors,
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Apple Watch SE also supports fall detection,
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a feature that's made a life-saving difference
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for many Apple Watch wearers.
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With all of these features and more,
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including the new capabilities in watchOS 7,
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we think Apple Watch SE will be the perfect watch
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for many new customers.
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Apple Watch SC starts at just $279.
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- Does it have the same chip as the Series 5,
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but it doesn't have things like the Always-On Display
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and the ECG, doesn't have a bunch of features,
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but it's cheaper and it's a more affordable way
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to get into the Apple Watch ecosystem.
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So I really like this addition,
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especially in the context of somebody
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who maybe wants to give an Apple Watch
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to a parent for example, to an older relative or to a child,
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this is a much better way, well maybe not to a child
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because the new family stuff doesn't work on the,
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doesn't new family stuff work on the Apple Watch SE?
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- It works on the SE, not the Series 3.
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That might be the story that you're confusing.
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- Right, so it works on the SE, okay.
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So yeah, I think it's a great way
00:44:19
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that you can now buy a more affordable Apple Watch.
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Doesn't have all the fancy features,
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but if you wanna, especially as a gift,
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I think it's a very nice gift.
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mean you can get it $279 for the GPS I mean it's $329 for GPS and cellular so
00:44:33
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that's a very good deal and if you want the family one you have to get the
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cellular version yes yes I think that I think that price is too much you think
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so yeah I think $329 is too much. $329 is too much? I'm talking about it in the vein of the family thing right so like
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the family thing with the stereo positioning. I think $329 is too much.
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I mean it's still a cellular watch though. I know but I think it's too much. I think
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it's too expensive. I mean look the Apple have the the ability to create any
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product that they want right and this is the product that they decided to make.
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You could have kept the LTE series 3 around or brought that back and sold
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that for 250 and included that in the family plan but they decided not to do
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that I think that for what people were expecting right like when you when we
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heard the rumor of there's gonna be two watches I think our expectation was that
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well one I don't think anybody thought the series 3 would stick around after we
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heard that rumor and that the watch that replaced quote-unquote replaced the
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Series 3 in our minds would have been towards that price and I think that starting at the
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best part of $100 more, it doesn't feel like a cheaper watch. It just feels like a watch
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that's in the middle still. I'm just going to say I don't think that this is priced very
00:46:02
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well for most people, especially in the idea of this is the watch that you buy for your
00:46:08
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12 year old child. I don't know, I feel like if I had a 12 year old and they were
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were constantly going to school or to soccer practice or whatever, it's probably an investment
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I would make just to feel safer myself. I don't know, maybe it's just me.
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I'm not saying... Okay, so in those exact circumstances, I would consider that. But
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I still think that price is too high. Yeah, it's not cheap. But can you... I don't
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know. I tend to prefer spending money on things that make you feel safer. I think it's always
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a good investment. So maybe I'm, you know, I'm biased here because I have the peace of
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mind of knowing that my kid is safe and I can monitor, you know, and I have all these
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other features. I get it. It's not cheap. However, it's also a good investment, you
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know, for your safety and for your family's safety and your peace of mind. So I don't
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know. I'm just saying that it doesn't feel like an absurd purchase if you're that type
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of parent. Maybe. I know I would be.
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Yeah, I understand what you're saying. I just think that the pricing is very strange. It's
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not strange what they're offering, but I think this lineup does not match what I thought
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the lineup was going to look like. The way that it seemed logical to me anyway. I also
00:47:29
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think that the feature differences from the SC to the Series 6 are also maybe a little
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wider than I expected for the difference in money.
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Like, the SE is actually way closer to the Series 3 in a lot of areas, but it's actually
00:47:47
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further away from that in price, and it's closer to the Series 6 in price, but you,
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for example, don't even get the always-on display, which I think is quite a downside.
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Let's take a moment and talk about the score.
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So right now, so round one we all got correct, round two we all got correct, so we are all
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tied at two points.
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So now moving into the risky picks.
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Myke, you're up first.
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A non-pro iPad gets a LiDAR sensor.
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This didn't feel as risky to me.
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I thought I had this one locked, but I did not.
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I can't believe all the things that iPad Air got and it didn't get this.
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Something's gotta give, right? I mean, they were bringing all these features to the Air.
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And obviously they needed to cut something. And what got cut was Face ID, ProMotion and
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LiDAR. So, um, but that's what made the pick risky, right? We knew that it wasn't going
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to be an exact replica of an iPad Pro. Some features were getting cut in the transition,
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you know, trickling down from the Pro to the Air. Obviously, it's not like they were going to make
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another iPad Pro. And that's what made the pick risky. And yeah, unfortunately, Lighter is not
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part of the feature set. Steven, what did you pick? Oh boy. All right. We told you, we warned you,
00:49:25
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We told you that the rumors were seen in 2021, and yet you didn't listen.
00:49:30
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The iPad mini will be updated with a new design inspired by the iPad Pro's design.
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Didn't get it right off the bat. Right off the bat, Tim Cook was like,
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"Today, we're updating the rest of our full-size iPad lineup."
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And I knew then that I lost this one.
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And my risky pick is what eventually, I guess, decided this show.
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I said a new Apple Watch has at least one new built-in app
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because of an exclusive feature not found on existing watches.
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And so my reasoning for this was if they're adding a new sensor
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for blood oxygen monitoring, there must be a way to actually see this data.
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And I thought when they did this before for ECG,
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They didn't just add more features to the heart rate application
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They actually made it a separate app. And so I thought if they're gonna add blood oxygen monitoring
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They're also gonna make an app for that and sure enough watchOS 7 on that Apple watch model as the new
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What's it called? Just blood up?
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That lets you very nice-looking by the way. Is the app called blood?
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I think so? I think it's called blood
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That's not really his name.
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Which we should double check, but I think it's...
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I mean like the other one's called ECG.
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I think it's called blood oxygen.
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Yeah, I think it's blood oxygen.
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It's called blood oxygen?
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Okay, that's a bit better than just the blood app.
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It's a bit better, but still the word blood is in there.
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Wait, is it called blood oxygen?
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Are you positive?
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I tried to find this earlier and was struggling a little bit.
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So Blatto 2, let's see.
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Is there any way to...
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The chat room says Blood Oxygen is the name.
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Yeah, Blood Oxygen. Okay, so the new Blood Oxygen app is...
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Yeah, measuring your blood oxygen levels with the Blood Oxygen app on Apple Watch Series 6.
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I found that too.
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Perfect. So there's a new app and...
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Yeah, that was my pick. Just because I thought if they're gonna do this, it's not gonna be part of...
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It's not gonna be a feature of something else. It's gonna be its own thing.
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And that got me the point.
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I have just sent you an iMessage with a 1Password link.
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Thank you very much.
00:51:56
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For the Keynote Chairman account, which you now are in control of both Twitter accounts,
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which maybe you'll still continue to do nothing with.
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Now that I have full control over this media empire, I'm just going to have conversations
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with myself.
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You just waiting to consolidate power. Now you've got it all.
00:52:19
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Learned from Berlusconi here. It's all about control. No, that's a joke.
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Please continue, Federico. I'd like to hear some more.
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It's obviously a sad joke about the fact that Italian politics were controlled by a media
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mogul for many years.
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Now you control all of this.
00:52:38
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Now I am in control of two Twitter accounts.
00:52:41
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Because I don't have long, it's not long now until I seize control of the annual account
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from you. It's not long now.
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Well congratulations Federico.
00:52:52
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Yeah congratulations Federico, clean sweep. That's the rare Ricky clean sweep. Bravo,
00:52:58
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you got all of it. No coin flips, nothing.
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Yeah I got all of them and actually we're gonna look at the flexes too. That's also
00:53:08
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surprising results there.
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You cleaned up my friend.
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to say for someone who has had historically quite bad luck over the last year when it
00:53:16
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comes to Ricky's, you did a very good job here. Very good job. It's because this time
00:53:22
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I decided to care. Oh come on, don't do that. In the past I always thought, you know, I'm
00:53:28
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going to do this for fun. I thought we were going to get through this. You both started
00:53:33
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doubting me and making fun of me. And so that's when I decided to play hard. And these are
00:53:38
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the results. Yeah. Alright then. Well, you know, I did have a thought to myself today.
00:53:44
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You could lose this in like four weeks. Sure. Want to see how it goes? I was thinking about that,
00:53:51
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like this could be a very quick turnaround, couldn't it? Oh, we need to coin flip for second.
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Yes, we do. I was getting ready to say there is a coin flip we need to do.
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So Federico, you need to do the coin flip.
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So just make sure that Siri always talks.
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Steven, I'm going to let you choose, because I feel like I've always been the one who's chosen.
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OK, so while Federico is setting up Siri, yeah, I'm ready.
00:54:20
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Listeners should know the last two Ricky's, the 2019 annual predictions and WBC 2020.
00:54:27
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I was in a coin toss with Myke in both of them.
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and I lost both of those coin tosses.
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Which is why I'm letting you pick.
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Should I request the coin flip?
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No, Steven has to save first, doesn't he?
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I call heads.
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Flip a coin.
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Is he best of three or best of one?
00:54:54
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No, that's one and done.
00:54:58
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Well, he doesn't deserve this, but Steven, you lost.
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What do you mean?
00:55:06
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Oh, Steven doesn't deserve it.
00:55:07
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I thought you meant I didn't deserve it.
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No, no, you don't deserve this, Myke.
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Just because, as we mentioned before, Steven had more passion in his picks.
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He got a very risky second point for regular pick.
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So Steven deserves our respect and admiration for this loss.
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Which, yeah.
00:55:29
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Steven deserves all of our respect and admiration, but there isn't such a thing as saying that
00:55:34
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I don't deserve winning.
00:55:35
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That's not fair, I feel.
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But it's not winning as much, not losing, which is different.
00:55:41
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Same, same, same.
00:55:43
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Same thing in this case.
00:55:44
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I won a secondary victory, which is the second hand victory given to me by the current victor.
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So you gave me a victory.
00:55:55
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So thank you for that.
00:55:56
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Okay, sure. Look, you know what? I do respect your way of sneaking out of this.
00:56:03
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It does feel like something you would respect, yes.
00:56:08
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It's something I would do, something I would respect.
00:56:10
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Yes, that's good.
00:56:11
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You now deserve your secondary victory.
00:56:13
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Haha, there we go.
00:56:14
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I changed my mind. It's one of my many qualities, changing my mind.
00:56:17
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Are you ready to raise the stakes?
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I think it's important for the flexes that we should actually restate the rules of the
00:58:31
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Okay. Let me read those for you.
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I just think it's important for this section specifically to just give a very quick restating
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of what the flexes are about.
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of the non graded flexes must compensate the winner of the flexes by donating to their
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charity of the winners choice. The amount of the nation is $25 per wrong flexi made
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by the loser. In case of a tie, the ratio of correct to incorrect flexes will be taken
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into account. And each host must make a minimum of five flexi picks and this year I did five.
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I did six and the two of y'all did five. So I say we go through all the mics and then
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all the mine and all the Federico's and then we kind of regroup at the end. How does that
00:59:18
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Yeah, that works. I'd forgotten about the ratio rule. Interesting.
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Yeah, we haven't ever had to enact that. So it might not work. We'll just find out in
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Probably won't.
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Wait, can you repeat that actually?
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Yeah, here we go. Here we go.
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In the case of a tie, the ratio of correct to incorrect flexes will be taken into account.
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Wait, if it's a tie, that'd be the same number.
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Yeah, but there's no...
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No, because in this case, for example, you have six flexes and Myke has five.
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So there is the possibility that we can't tie break, but that's a constitutional error
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that we'll just maybe come across at some point in the future.
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but not today.
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- Maybe not today, we'll find out.
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So these are my flexies.
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Do I wanna grade them as I read them through?
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- Yeah, we'll give you a quick yes or no.
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- All right, details of a new iPad mini.
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- We're updating the rest of our full-size iPad lineup.
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Full-size iPad lineup, full-size iPad, full-size-
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- Someone washes their hands during the presentation.
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- Sadly, no.
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- Can't believe I didn't get that one.
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That one felt-
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- No hand washing.
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- I was hoping for it.
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like a lock to me. New non pro iPad gets second generation Apple pencil. WatchOS 7
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gets the software feature we haven't seen yet. Yeah there's actually lots of
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those right like there were lots of little things. Yeah a bunch of watch
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faces we hadn't seen. Yeah. And we get no specific date for iOS 14 launching
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during the presentation. We got that. Who marked that as red? We got that. We got no
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specific date for yes no we did they said it's launching tomorrow Tim Cook
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said it during the presentation tomorrow someone tried to mock me as wrong
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ridiculous no you are wrong oh sorry I'm reading it incorrectly yeah yeah yeah
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you are wrong man of mine sorry sorry sorry sorry I just told PTSD for a bunch
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of developers I apologize I'm really really very sorry about that I got that
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wrong. So two correct flexes, three wrong ones. Yeah. What's the ratio? I got what?
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40%? I think it's right to wrong. So it's 2 to 3. I was 40% correct.
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Sure. 40% correct. Yeah. Cool. Steven? Jaws wears a non-solid color shirt.
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Well, it was just even there was no jaws man. We don't know what he was wearing. This could have been right
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Yeah, the problem is we've seen more of Craig in those
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One second shots then of jaws in those zero second shots
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Yeah, Craig looked really stressed out almost as if someone told him they were launching. I was 14 the next day with no warning
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Oh my god, I haven't thought that that's hilarious. You know, that's somebody is him. So he makes the call
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So it's kind of his fault. All right, you know
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So my second flexi event looks mostly like WWDC not all on stage in a theater
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but using different parts of the campus or outside world.
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That. Enjoy that bell. Apple somehow sets expectations for when the iPhone will be
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announced. Mm-hmm. Nope. Can't believe they didn't do this. All they did was today
01:02:38
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we're talking about the watch and the iPad and just didn't talk about the
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phone at all. Here at Apple we feel a deep responsibility to keep innovating, to continue
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making products that enrich people's lives in meaningful ways. Today we're focusing on
01:02:54
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two products that have played integral roles in people's everyday lives, Apple Watch and
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iPad. They at least did that, right, like they set it out straight away up front, but
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yeah I was super surprised about that. As an act of courtesy up front, but yeah they
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just as if it's totally normal. Why would you expect an iPhone in September?
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Yeah, what's wrong with you? It's not delayed.
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That's so silly.
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It's not delayed.
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It can't be delayed. We never said it. Well, they actually did say.
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What on earth would be... Yeah, actually they did say it was delayed.
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They actually did say it.
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This was the one time they did say it.
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It actually is delayed.
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Yeah, Luca said it. He actually said it. Those are the words.
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Have you all gotten text messages from people in your life wondering why there's not a new
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iPhone this year?
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- Surprisingly, no. - Oh, I've gotten one.
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- But I do have a friend coming over for dinner,
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and she's probably, like, I'm 95% positive
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she's gonna ask.
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- Yeah, if I had any conversation with someone,
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they would mention it, right?
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Like if I was in some kind of conversation,
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no one's coming out with a blue and saying to me,
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"Where's the iPhone?"
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But if I was having a phone conversation,
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or I was having dinner with someone,
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they would, like any person in my life,
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they would 100% say, "Where's the new iPhone?"
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Like I would know, you know?
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All right, up next for me, the removal of Force Touch
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in WatchOS is framed as the inclusion of Haptic Touch.
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This was a wild one.
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This I still don't fully understand.
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And I said this last week, and I'm going to say it again.
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With this sentence, what you were trying to say
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is that Apple was going to talk about removing Force Touch
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as actually introducing haptic touch.
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But they actually said nothing about either of these things.
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- Any of that, yeah.
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Nothing. - Just, yeah.
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So we don't actually know because there's no,
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I was gonna say, you probably can know
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from the hands-on area, there's no hands-on area.
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So we don't know how the thing actually,
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if it deals any differently with long press gestures
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on screen, given the first touch is gone,
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I assume there's gonna be no difference from the Series 5.
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It's just, if you install WatchOS 7 on a Series 5,
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that's what it's gonna look like.
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- Yeah, 'cause it's gone, right?
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Anyway. - It's gone.
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Well, the hardware is in there.
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It's just disabled now.
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So, as if it doesn't exist.
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So, I assume it's just, nothing's gonna change,
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and because of that, they said nothing.
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- That's wild, by the way.
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Steven is the resident historian.
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Can you think of a time they've done this in recent memory,
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like disabled a hardware feature
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in currently existing products?
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I guess they do it with the iPhone?
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- No, because if you had a force,
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well, I'm assuming this, if you have a force touch,
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like if you have an iPhone 10 running on iOS 13,
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it still uses the force and not long press, I think.
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Maybe the Discord can help,
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but it's definitely super weird, super weird.
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It's a strange thing to do. It's a strange thing to do
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Up next preview of fall Apple TV content
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Nothing. No, this is too soon my friend and
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My sixth one so this was graded incorrectly
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But I got it right actually Apple will not unveil additional details about the release of the first Apple Silicon Max
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You got that right? So I got two out of six my got two out of five
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So Myke got more right now you see why my idea of the ratio was such a stroke of genius
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Yeah, cuz you got 33% correct exactly because of the ratio
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You lost the flexes. Yeah, you over we don't know what yours are yet. You over flexed Steven you you over flexed
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Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. It was a weird flex not okay in this with flex not okay, so
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Especially that forced touch pic.
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So go down and infamy.
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Okay, so now we get to my flexes.
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[Clears throat]
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Number one, the new iPeraire supports the Magic Keyboard.
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Very surprised.
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But as I said last week, they want to sell a bunch of these.
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They expect this iPeraire to do well, so why not make more money?
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Yeah, they just made $300 potentially more with this budget.
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Yeah, and what's even more clever, they didn't even have to make a specific version for the iPad Air.
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You just can use the existing version for the 11-inch iPad Pro.
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There is no iPad Air Magic Keyboard. It's the 11-inch iPad Pro model that you can use with the Air.
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The iPad Air is slightly smaller than the iPad Pro and it has a slightly smaller screen
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but obviously Apple built it for the dimensions that matter so like you know like if you looked
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at the two devices side by side I'm sure that the smart connectors would be in a slightly
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different place right or the magnets will be in a slightly different place so it can
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still use the case for a product that's slightly different size.
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Number two, Apple launches a new subscription service for virtual fitness classes.
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Introducing Apple Fitness Plus, a new service for Apple Watch designed to inspire you to
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get fit and stay fit.
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The entire Fitness Plus experience is powered by the Apple Watch in some really cool ways.
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Let's take a look at how it works.
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Apple Watch owners love seeing all of their metrics
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right from their wrist during a workout.
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The watch's sensors make it possible to see your heart rate,
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calories burned, pace, and distance.
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And that data helps keep you motivated and on track,
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which is awesome.
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With Fitness Plus, you simply choose the workout
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you wanna do from the catalog of videos
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on your iPhone, iPad, or Apple TV.
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And when you start the video,
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it automatically starts the correct workout
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in your Apple Watch Workout app,
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and it sends those metrics in real time
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right to the screen you're viewing the workout.
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So you have all of your data on your wrist
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and on the screen in front of you,
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and your metrics come to life to keep you motivated.
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For example, when the trainer reminds you
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to check your heart rate, your numbers get larger,
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making it easy to see the details you need.
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When you're in the middle of a tough interval,
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you see a countdown timer to motivate you
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to push through every last second.
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Your activity rings are also right on the screen.
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So you can see how your workout is helping you make progress
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towards closing your rings for the day.
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And if you happen to close one of your rings
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in the middle of your workout,
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you won't miss the celebration.
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You'll see it in real time right on the screen.
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When the workout is over, you get a comprehensive summary.
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- And that's Apple Fitness+.
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We sort of knew that it was coming.
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I noted how it was weird that in the fitness app,
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there were only two tabs at the bottom.
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And sure enough, that was to make room for the new tab
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in the middle of the screen for Fitness Plus,
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which looks very, very cool.
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And I actually wanna subscribe.
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It looks really nice.
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They have an official Instagram account
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and I've started following a bunch of the trainers.
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- I was doing this today.
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I was like looking this up
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because all of these people are public on Instagram, right?
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And it actually lists their handles.
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So you can go and look
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and you can see all of these people,
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what they've done before.
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This is a previous, like, un-Apple-like thing to do, right?
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Because these people are effectively,
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I guess, kinda similar-ish to what the music team does,
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like the editorial music team,
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but the difference, I suppose,
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with the Fitness+ people is you actually see them.
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So they can't be that hidden,
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so it maybe makes more sense for Apple
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to allow them to be public with, I'm sure, many rules imposed upon them.
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Don't take what I'm about to say in the wrong way, because of course, you know, we get to
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know engineers at things like WWDC and Sessions, but it's almost like these are the very few
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people at Apple who are allowed to have a public name, in the sense that, for example,
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the App Store, right? You open the App Store, there's so many stories that you can read.
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And obviously, like, a person wrote those stories, but you never get to see the byline,
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which is a shame.
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Right, but it's like, saying about engineers is a good example, right?
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Like, there are people on Twitter that we know are Apple engineers, they're allowed
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to say that now, but the code that they write doesn't have their name at the bottom.
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Or every app is not introduced by the person that made it.
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And I bet that these videos will be like, "Hey, I'm, you know, Molly," or whatever,
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I could look up someone's name and just close the tab.
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And so like this is much more of that type of model.
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And I was looking so many people up.
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Many of these people were successful like influencers in their spaces.
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So I think it's really interesting.
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So you can follow the account, you can see everyone.
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It says what classes they do.
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I'm really intrigued by this because the implementation of Fitness+ is a much higher level than I
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was expecting.
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Like they've done a good job.
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integration with the watch and the different things that happen between, for example, the
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iPad and the Apple Watch, really, really fascinating.
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Number three is marked incorrect. However, I think it's debatable. Apple showcases at
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least one new feature coming in iOS or iPadOS 14.1. Now, they didn't say 14.1, so I think
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I'll take it as being marked incorrect, but, I mean, Fitness+ is launching with 14.1. I
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I think that's pretty much a given.
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It's the next major version will introduce this.
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- It could be 14 point something, right?
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Like that's the problem.
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It could be 0.2 for all we know.
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- Because of that, I will take it as an incorrect pick,
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but I should have said, I would have got the point
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if I didn't say the version number,
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but just say the will showcase a feature coming
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in the next, in a future update to iOS 14,
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and that would have gotten me the point.
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But because of the, because I overstretched,
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Because I over-flexed, saying point one, that doesn't get me the point.
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Number four.
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At least one segment of the keynote is shot inside Apple's own fitness labs.
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We marked this correct, but I want to talk about this.
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We saw the fitness studio, but fitness lab is like where they...
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Remember there was that story about like fake sweat and then they dump all the watches in
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Well, I assume it's the same structure.
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I don't know.
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I don't think so.
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Why would they have workout people in the same building as the engineers?
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That doesn't seem right.
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Well, they do have a separate building for the fitness stuff at Apple Park.
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And I assume it's all in the same building, both the labs and the studio.
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The thing is, it doesn't really make a difference in the scoring of this, so I guess we can
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just let you have it.
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No, it doesn't.
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Ring the bell.
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There you go.
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And lastly, I said number five, iOS 14 launches in September.
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What a great day of announcements.
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We will also be releasing major OS updates tomorrow.
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Beginning with iOS 14, a huge release that transforms the core experience of iPhone with
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redesigned widgets right on the home screen.
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A new way to organize your apps with the App Library.
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And a new and even faster way to experience apps the moment you need them with App Clips.
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iPadOS 14, which lets you do even more with Apple Pencil,
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provides huge improvements to iPad apps
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and takes the iPad experience even further.
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WatchOS 7 provides a whole new way to discover
01:15:00
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and share watch faces, a new sleep app,
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automatic hand washing detection,
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and provides additional workouts and fitness metrics.
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And TVOS 14, which makes your big screen experience
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even better with improved picture-in-picture,
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audio sharing with AirPods, Apple Music lyrics,
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secure camera feeds from HomeKit,
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and multi-user gaming support.
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All of these new releases will be available tomorrow,
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and all of the products we announced today
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will ship with these OS updates.
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- Oh, little did you know, Federico,
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how September it would be.
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I am so sad that I got this right.
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Obviously, I don't know, should we talk about what they've done with this iOS 14 real estate?
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No, we're going to talk about that in a minute.
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We will in a minute.
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Let's wrap up the flexes.
01:15:53
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So you got 80% of yours correct.
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So, Steven, I do have a charity that I would like you to donate money to.
01:16:05
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So this is a charity that I've personally donated to before.
01:16:09
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It's an animal rescue and shelter organization.
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It's called Fur Kids.
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It's a nonprofit organization that's based, I believe, in Georgia, in Atlanta,
01:16:19
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in the United States. They operate the...
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I needed to double check. I knew this, but I double checked again.
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They operate the largest cage free, no kill shelter in the southeast for rescued
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cats, as well as a no kill shelter for dogs.
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I donated to this organization a couple of months ago when MrBeast did a video on YouTube,
01:16:41
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and now I get the newsletters from them with the pictures of the rescued cats and dogs.
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So obviously it's something that I really care about, and I thought that this would
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be an ideal candidate if I were to win the flexes and ask either of you to donate.
01:16:57
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So the website is forkids.org.
01:17:00
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You can go there, check out the photos, really, really beautiful photos of these rescued cats
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and dogs. And how much do I owe? It's $100 right? $25 per wrong pick. You got four
01:17:10
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wrong? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, well you're gonna do a lot of good to a lot of good boys
01:17:16
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and girls. Yes. PayPal. Oh he's doing it right now. Wow. Doing it right now. He's flexing the flexi. Well if I don't do it now, if I
01:17:27
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don't do it now, listeners, you know, they wouldn't know that I did it. So I got to,
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to do it on the show. That's true, that's true. Do you want to write down the rules?
01:17:35
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Log it into PayPal here. Yeah, you want to add to the rules that it must be paid on
01:17:40
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air? Yeah. Okay. And also, like, just let me say this, if you're a listener
01:17:47
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and you're listening to this and you're thinking, "Oh, I should get a dog," please
01:17:49
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don't buy a dog. Adopt a dog. Don't buy dogs. There's lots of really... I mean, I
01:17:57
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I am, you know, I subscribe to the theory that all dogs are good dogs, so maybe I'm
01:18:01
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biased, but there's a lot of dogs that are in need of adoption, so please don't spend
01:18:05
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money on a dog, just go to a shelter, to your local, you know, local shelter or rescue place
01:18:09
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and adopt a dog.
01:18:11
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I did adopt two of them three years ago, best decision of my life, so cannot recommend an
01:18:17
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adoption enough.
01:18:18
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All right, my donation is complete and I got my name right, so I learned from Casey's
01:18:24
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That's always good.
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get a name correct during a live donation.
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Thank you, Steven.
01:18:31
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So actually, it's nice because something good is actually
01:18:36
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coming out of all this infighting and debates
01:18:40
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over these picks.
01:18:42
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So it does make me feel better about all the sore losers
01:18:49
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like Michael, for example.
01:18:51
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What about the sore winners?
01:18:53
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Where do they sit in this equation?
01:18:55
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It makes me feel a lot better about the things that we put our listeners through, because
01:18:59
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something good is coming out of this. Don't you agree? It's like, this is a beautiful
01:19:04
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thing we've done, right?
01:19:05
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Oh, no, I agreed up until the part where you started calling me a sore loser. I just felt
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like that was unnecessary.
01:19:12
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You thought I was going to say something nice, and then I just went and did it.
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I thought it was just going to be a really good thing, and then you ended up using it
01:19:18
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to take a shot at me, I think therefore proving the whole point of why it's a good thing,
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it absolves us of all the bad that we do during these episodes. I've gotten my
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confirmation email so it's done. Congratulations to everybody. Thank you
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awesome. Doing good work. This episode of Connected is also brought to you by
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amazing widgets and support for iOS 14. Let's talk a little bit about their apps.
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Documents is the super app for file action with widgets for files and
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actions, picture in picture support on iPhone, and scribble support on the iPad.
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Spark is an email client for professionals and their teams with
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widgets for both email and calendar. The ability to show the most important
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emails or upcoming events right on your home screen. And here in a couple of days, you'll
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have the option to set spark as the default email app in iOS settings, which is a very
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cool feature of iOS 14. They also make calendars a beautiful and intuitive calendar app with
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widgets for events and tasks series shortcut support, the option to create events with
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your voice and faster search for events. Now, Myke, I believe that you have been a longtime
01:20:44
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Big fan of Spark. Yeah, I've tried out some of the new features coming in iOS 14 and the
01:20:50
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widgets are a nice inclusion because you're able to kind of get a glance the emails that
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you're looking at, which is useful, right? You want to see what's at the top of your
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inbox and you can actually set it. So if you use the smart inbox features, you can change
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it in the customization as to which you want to see in that widget, which is really cool.
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But I am a massive fan of Spark's team features.
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So this is such, it's so well implemented.
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So I'm able to share email mostly with Carrie,
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my sales manager here at Relay FM.
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And we're able to communicate in line about emails.
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So like we could both be on an email chain
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and we want to have a like a side conversation
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during the email chain.
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And we can have that conversation in Spark
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and only the two of us ever see it.
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So it's super easy for me to share emails, delegate emails.
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We can even, if we want to, I haven't used this feature,
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but it is a really powerful feature if you do want it
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to collaborate real time on email drafts as well.
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So if you work in a team and as part of that team,
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you deal with email and you're finding yourself
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constantly talking about emails in other applications
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like other messaging apps, you should really try out Spark
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because having all of that in line
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and keeping all of that history in one place
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is very, very powerful.
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All right, what's going on today? I was 14 or something.
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Is it? It's not out. Well, it's supposed to be out today. Can you imagine if after all of this,
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it didn't make it today. Can you imagine that? Like after the hell that they have put developers
01:22:39
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through over the last 24 hours, if like it somehow like gets a little bit delayed and comes out
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tomorrow. This is a big surprise right Federico? I'm sure you were quite surprised. Yes to say the
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the list, you can say that. I was quite surprised. Yeah, I mean, I sort of started accepting
01:23:03
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the fact that it was coming out in September a few weeks ago when Germin tweeted that the
01:23:09
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new version of iOS was still going to launch in September. You may remember months ago
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how I was hoping that iOS 14 would launch in October, just by virtue of a simple calculation
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that said if WWDC was three weeks later than usual, therefore the new version of iOS must
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be three weeks later than usual as well. And that calculation was wrong, because it was
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based on the wrong assumption that there's a relationship between the date of the keynote
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to WWDC and the release of a new version of iOS.
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Obviously, this is not the case.
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And Apple really likes, apparently,
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releasing iOS in mid-September.
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So good to know for the future.
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Bad for this year, but good to know for the next few years,
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I really-- I can't get my head around
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why they had to do it this way.
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The one day notice is disrespectful.
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That's too aggressive. It's too much.
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I don't understand why the new watch needs to come out this Friday.
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I'm sure there are financial reasons for Apple to do this.
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There's no good financial reason for Derek Oh, there really isn't.
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So, you know, this quarter is an absolute disaster because there's no iPhones in it.
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a week's worth of Apple Watch sales would make such a minuscule difference.
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Like, I feel like this is purely a case of they were like, "This is just what we want
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Like, I can't see any other reason for it.
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And it's like, all right, like you are able to do whatever you want.
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And look, the reality of it is, for developers that submitted their applications last night,
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who went through that amount of work to make sure they got it in, it seems like by and
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and large. Most of the developers that I follow had their apps approved in time,
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so they will get out, but that's not allowing final testing against the GM,
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which is important because if it wasn't important, you wouldn't have a GM right
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like so I just I can't work out why they did it the way that they did it. The GM
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could have come out last week. The watch could have come out next week. I don't
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know why they had to I can't work out looking at what we are able to see why
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they needed to take the route that they've taken with this the iPhone is
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going to come out so much further after iOS 14 so like even if you say like oh
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they wanted to keep today I was 14 release cadence but that also is related
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to the iPhone like they go hand in hand otherwise I was 14 could come out in
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like May, like whatever, right?
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Like it's, they go hand in hand for a reason,
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but they're further apart than they've ever been.
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So it's like, I don't understand why they felt
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the requirement to put it out today.
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Like I think I said this on upgrade,
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they could have put it out on Friday even, right?
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Like, why did it have to come out today?
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Like, this is really, this is really rubbing me
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the wrong way, this thing.
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- You know what I really don't get,
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is a couple of things.
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First, I think, arguably, developer relations right now are not in the best place, right?
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There's a lot of goodwill, you can say, that has been lost between Apple and the developer
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community over the past year, with all the sort of the controversies over in-app purchases
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and rejections and antitrust and all that kind of stuff.
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So it doesn't feel like Apple is in the best position to put extra pressure on developers.
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As I said, it just feels kind of disrespectful to say, "Oh, the GM is coming out now.
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Submissions are going to open in a few hours and you have until tomorrow to test and finish
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everything."
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It just gives the sense and the vibe that you just don't care about developers.
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And that's one thing. And the other thing is, we remember last year, right, the mess that the iOS 13
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rollout was, with I believe eight software updates in just a couple of months. Something ridiculous
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because at some point there was one update after another.
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Well, the biggest thing I think even was that 13.0 ran on no existing products.
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Yeah, there was that.
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It was a whole mess and everybody kept saying, "Why are you doing this, Apple?
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You did so well last year with iOS 12.
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What happened with 13?
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What's this mess?"
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And it got so bad, and I urge you to just google "iOS 13 buggy" and see some of the results from last year.
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Then after a few months, we got the report on Bloomberg saying Apple is changing its testing procedure for
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making sure that this doesn't happen again, starting with iOS 14.
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Now, iOS 14 is not the disaster that 13 was,
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but if you ask me, it's still not good enough.
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It's not the same quality of iOS 12 for sure. I can say that with confidence. It's not stable,
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it's not as reliable just last night.
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I needed to reboot my iPad because the Magic Keyboard stopped working, and I still got these random visual glitches with widgets and
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these random
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lockups on my phone and iPad.
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Even when I do things like installing apps, my device locks up.
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Now I don't understand if you consider all these things, right?
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The relationship with developers, the fact that the iPhone is coming up later, the fact that nobody, literally nobody, is saying
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"You have to release the watch this Friday. Otherwise, I'm done with you as a company." Like, nobody's saying that. What's the pressure? What's the rush?
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Have you learned nothing from last year? It's my question to Apple.
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I don't think... like, besides my personal bias, right, which we're gonna talk about in a minute, I guess,
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but from... and trying to look at this from the outside, I mean,
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people are already skeptical, right, when a new software update comes out.
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Now you finally have a chance for the software update to take a little longer,
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so that you can work on more bug fixes, so that you can take a little more time to polish it, to make it stable, to make it faster,
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and what do you do instead, and not only do you stick to your previous schedule,
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actually a day before, because I believe last year came out on the 17th.
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So not only do you stick to your schedule, but you also, you know, as they say, stick it to developers,
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and actually say, "Well, you have 24 hours.
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I honestly don't get it. It kind of sounds like a joke. It feels like a practical joke
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at this point. This does feel like something that Jon Maltz
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would have written two days ago. Yes.
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Right? I honestly don't get it. Besides my personal
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issues with this, my personal problems, I genuinely don't get it. Nobody, and again,
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Nobody would have complained if iOS 14 was coming out on Friday. If you really wanted
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to come out earlier, it could have been Friday. But honestly, it could have been...
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If for some miraculous reason they were shipping an iPhone on Friday, I would let it go. I'd
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be like, "Look, something's happened. They clearly, you know, their timing's been thrown
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off. They were worried about it getting out. Whatever. It's an iPhone. I get it." Right?
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And then we could have had the like, well, maybe they want to make sure they get it in
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the financial quarter. It's the iPhone. I could have understood all of that. But to
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do all of this just to support the new Apple watches, right? Because that's and because
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the the new iPad, the iPad Air isn't shipping next week.
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Yeah, well, the boring one is. Oh, you already forgot about it.
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But like that doesn't need 14 surely. It's running on A12 and there's a iOS 13 running
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on the A12 architecture. So like, I can't... So like, you decided to do this just for the
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app? Like, it's so weird. That's the thing. You decided to do this, obviously, in the
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year where everybody's feeling behind, press, people like me, and especially developers.
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Literally everybody feels behind. It's been a challenging year for everybody. You, yourself,
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a company are behind because the iPhone is not coming out, and of all things, it's the
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Apple Watch that's forcing you to put this out. An Apple Watch which you chose to release
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now, for no apparent reason other than "I guess it's ready, why not?" And if that's
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the reason, well, I don't know. It just, it kind of feels like a really bad idea considering
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last year, and a really bad gesture toward the developer community who is already kinda
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not, I should say, not ecstatic in your regards. So, I wish Apple the best of luck with this
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release. I don't think iOS 14 GM is in a good place, and I wish all developers, of course,
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best with getting customer support requests and all that. I don't think this will go as
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badly as 13, but I don't think this will go as well as iOS 12 either.
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Yeah, I think 14 is in a better shape than 13.
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Like, I'm having some small problems, but they're small for me. You know, everybody's
01:33:27
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— it's different for everybody, right? But for me, I'm having some small issues, but
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nothing major.
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So, I guess it's just... Personally speaking, of course, I think we've been over this for
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the past month, we've been talking about this for the past month, what happens to my review.
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Well, what happens is that my review is not ready, because I... Like, when I started working
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on this review earlier in the summer, I thought I was gonna have my usual hundred days, right?
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And I was, like... Just to be completely clear and open about this, I was hoping to release
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this review in the first week of October, because my calculation said three weeks later
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than usual means you have until the first week of October. Now, obviously, my review
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is not ready right now. I don't want to wait until the first week of October, if possible,
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but also in talking over this over the past month, I have accepted the fact that, like,
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I could rush it, right? I could put out the review if I wanted in three days, and have
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a really rushed conclusion, no editing, just a bunch of screenshots. I could do that. But
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that would suck, and it wouldn't be my review. It would be the review that I was working
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on that somebody forced me to publish. But the reality is, nobody is forcing me to publish
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this until it's ready. And so I will try my best to make it as special as possible, right?
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Because I feel like, to an extent, I can't shake the feeling that I'm letting people
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down and not having the review out today, right? As much as I'm trying to feel positive
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and understand that this is the best outcome for me, I still feel like I'm letting some
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people down by not giving them something to read today. And I know that people can wait
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and I know I've been getting so many nice messages and I really do appreciate them,
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but there's a part of me that feels like that. But there's a bigger part of me that also tells
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me like maybe the more rational part of me that's telling me it wouldn't be your review if it wasn't
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as polished as you would like it to be. And I think I'm fortunate enough to have readers who
01:35:44
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also feel that way. At least I want to believe so. So what we're doing right now is you may have
01:35:52
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seen a story, for example, today on Mac Stories about app clips, that was meant to be part
01:35:58
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of the review. It's not anymore, because I thought I need to cut at least one section
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from this story, and I decided this last week actually, before I even knew that iOS 14 was
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launching today, and it made sense to cut a feature that was mostly about third-party
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apps so that I could entirely concentrate on first-party built-in Apple stuff. So that
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has relieved me of a lot of pressure to test app clips from third parties and to write
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about the feature. But otherwise, I am on a tighter schedule that I hoped, and we're
01:36:37
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working with Ryan for the edits and with Brian for the graphics and the animations and all
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the things that make the review special, trying to be as fast as we can, but I'm still writing
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myself. I'm not done. And I'm writing during the day, editing at night until like 4 AM,
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5 AM, stuff like that. And I'm trying to get a moderate amount of sleep. But yeah, the
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basic gist of it is that I wouldn't be able to live with the idea that I rushed this thing,
01:37:19
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I didn't edit it at all, I didn't put all the Easter eggs and the little touches that
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I like in my screenshots. So the review will come out later, not today, not next week.
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I don't think so. It will come out ideally this month, and I will do my best to give
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it all those details and extras and perks for club members, of course, and the making
01:37:46
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of, the behind the scenes, the ebook, all those things, and even more you can expect.
01:37:52
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Because of the extra time, I can actually do something that I haven't done, which we
01:37:56
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discussed a while back, but I don't want to confirm right now, but I think I can do a
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a little, some new extras around it. So obviously that it also means that there's going to be
01:38:06
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changes in the overall tone of the review, right? Even the simple things like sentences
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where I say iOS launching today, well, it's not written from that perspective anymore.
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It has to be written from the perspective of something that has already happened, right?
01:38:24
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And also, I have to ask myself, what's the value of covering all of these third-party
01:38:31
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examples if it's going to be a couple of weeks where people have already used third-party
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apps for a couple of weeks?
01:38:38
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So do you need more, do you need less?
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Do I need more, do I need less?
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Do I need to focus on the technical aspect of them?
01:38:44
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So like, you may have seen the widget, you may have seen this shortcut, but do you know
01:38:49
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why it's actually designed or built that way?
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So maybe that's my angle, right? Because I know, I've been talking to developers, I know
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why certain things have been built in a certain way. So this later release does change my
01:39:06
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plans a little from that sort of purely editorial perspective, but not so much that I'm like,
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"Oh no, I need to change the whole thing." It's not like that. And then the review, I
01:39:18
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I mean, it's possible that fewer people will pay attention to it when it's out, right?
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Because they will be like, "Oh yeah, iOS 14, it's old news, who cares?"
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But because it's, you know, it's got that, it's my review, it's my thoughts and my opinions
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and all the details that I care about.
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So hopefully there's going to be people who care about that unique, you know, it's not
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a guide, it's not a walkthrough, it's got opinion.
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Lots of opinions, actually, in it.
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So I don't, to sum up, there's a part of me that feels bad, but there's a bigger part
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of me that feels kind of okay with this. Because I know that there's nothing else I could have
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done to prevent this. Because I'm a single guy fighting against a one or two trillion
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dollar corporation who woke up one morning and decided that this was going to be the
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the iOS 14 release date.
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So there's nothing else I could have done.
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I don't want to kill myself over this,
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and it'll come out when it's ready.
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- Let me ask you something.
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You may not be able to answer this
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until you're done with it,
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but just listening to you talk about,
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maybe your approach this time is,
01:40:39
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you've seen this, you've played with it,
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here are all the details that you may not know,
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or we can go deeper than what you may have discovered
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on your own.
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Like, I find that to be a really compelling way
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to read a review, when it's not just theoretical,
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like once I've spent some time with it
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and see what other people think about it.
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I mean, do you foresee a world where either you publish
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the review later than the release date in the future
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or have some sort of follow-up that really focuses around,
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okay, now that some apps are out,
01:41:11
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now that some features are out, let's revisit some of them?
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'Cause I think that is an interesting angle to coverage
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that we don't see very often.
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- Yeah, I wanna see how this goes, right?
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I wanna see how this review is received
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later than usual this time,
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because I'm of external forces.
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But I wanna see if maybe it could be something
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that I do intentionally in the next few years.
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Knowing myself, I don't think so.
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I think I will, like 2021, knowing that iOS
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is always gonna launch in mid-September,
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I think I will adjust accordingly,
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because this whole mess was caused by two reasons.
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One of them just having less time,
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which is the primary reason.
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Like, Apple may have started working on iOS 14,
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20 days before, but I didn't.
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I didn't have those extra days.
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I was able to start testing this in late June.
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So objectively, I had less time than before.
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And also, I based my work on the wrong assumption.
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So that's why this thing is late.
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But in the future, I think,
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even if I go back to publishing on day one,
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I think it is actually something that I wanna do,
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the proper follow-up, like a month later.
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It's something that it's tricky to do, right?
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Because how do you follow up on something
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with just rehashing, right?
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The thing you already wrote.
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How can you make it interesting?
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How can you make it fascinating?
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Maybe something that I could consider
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is doing sort of like a mini review,
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like another in-depth look at the first 0.1 major update.
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'Cause that usually coincides with new iPhones
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and new hardware, and it's something that I've never done.
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Last year was an anomaly because in my review I covered 13.1 in addition to 13 because 13.1
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was already out as a beta.
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But in the future maybe that's something that I can do.
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I can have my review on day one and then I can have a sort of like a mini review a month
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or two months later when 0.1 drops.
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Yeah, what you want to do is give yourself more work around this time of year.
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There you go.
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I know, but the thing is, like, as much as I complain about this, I'm still lucky that
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this is my job, right? There's far worse occupations in the world.
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So there is also a limited amount of time that you are able to give purely based on
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the fact that you lock yourself away for the best part of three months producing this thing.
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So I don't know. I see what you're saying, but I wouldn't suggest that you commit to
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anything based on 2020.
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Yeah, exactly. Like, it's an interesting idea, but I don't want to… I don't know what
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to think. I mean, this thing isn't even finished, right? So, like, it's obviously
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not an ideal situation. And I, I've felt bad about it for the past month. And then it was
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just in the past week where I started, you know, having the sense that this was actually
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happening soon, that I sort of just accepted it. And now I think I'm mostly fine. In a
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a way, I cannot feel better that this has happened now instead of next week, for example.
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The concern is gone.
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But even if it was next week, if Apple said iOS 14 is coming out next week, what would
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have happened there is I would have rushed. And I wouldn't have lived the following week
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very well. Instead, now this is out. A lot of people are upset about it. And I am too,
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But it's also like it freed me from that burden of, "Oh, the next week I'm gonna work like
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20-hour days."
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Instead, I can just take my time without killing myself over this.
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So in a way, it's actually for the best.
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I think that does it.
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was your first concert you attended? So a concert of a single band, not like a
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festival type of thing. Yeah, let's go single band. Single band Oasis in 2005.
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Alright, that's very on-brand. Yeah, in Milan with my best friend from high
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