342: MH AH 👻 😬
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- Hello and welcome to Connected, episode 342.
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It's made possible this week by our sponsors,
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Fitbod, ExpressVPN, and StoryWorth.
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My name is Stephen Hackett
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and I'm joined by Mr. Federico Vittucci.
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- Hello, Stephen.
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Hi, how are you?
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- Hello, it is Friday and it's weird, but we're here.
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- Very true.
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- We're also joined by Myke Hurley,
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who is always introduced correctly and on time.
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- Yep, we've gotta get down today, haven't we?
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- Yes, gotta get down on Friday.
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♪ It's Friday, Friday ♪
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♪ Gotta get down on Friday ♪
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- Oh my God, how many years ago was that song?
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- Couldn't even tell you.
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- I would say 10, all right?
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- Gotta get down on Friday.
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- Rebecca Black.
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- Was released in 2011.
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- Oh my God.
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- Exactly 10 years.
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- It's 10 years ago.
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- February 10th, 2011, so almost,
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I mean, you just missed it by a few months.
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Oh man, can you imagine if it was today?
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Like, how exciting that would have been if it was today.
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She's back though, right?
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Like, I think I saw this recently.
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She's releasing music again.
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Sometimes I wonder, like, and maybe this is one of the future Pro topics
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for Connected Pro members.
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Myke, where can people sign up for Connected Pro?
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GetConnectedPro.co
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Perfect. But sometimes I think about, like, and I kinda, I don't know,
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maybe it should be like a TV show, maybe it should be a podcast, like,
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what happened to like people who were quote unquote famous, I think about this a lot,
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or like a meme for a while and then disappeared. Like I think about this a lot, especially
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in the context of what, what are they doing now? What did they, I think that's the thing,
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isn't it? What are they doing now? How did they use their money or temporary celebrity
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status? And I also think about this a lot in the, in the context of the damn Daniel
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guys. What is he doing now? I bet they just got a YouTube channel or something. I think
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more of this about not so much the meme people but like musicians who had like three good
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songs. Okay, so I gotta be honest with you. Right, what do you do next? Okay, so a few
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months ago I was driving with Silvia and I was thinking about this again and I told her
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you know what I would love to do at some point someday in the future when I have more free
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time, like a show that is entirely about like every episode is a single song from an artist
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that just had that famous song.
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So one hit wonders.
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A show about one hit wonders.
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And I just think that's such a fascinating topic.
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Like just talking to these people and asking them, how do you feel about being a one hit
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Because on the one hand, you think about it, it maybe kind of sucks, right?
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everybody just knows you because you did that song, but also on the other hand I
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would say how like it's not like everybody can be known globally for a
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song so you're still pretty fortunate if you think about it. I don't know if people
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really look at that and think they feel fortunate because you always want to
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continue it right? Anyway if this is the kind of conversation that you enjoy
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- There's a lot more of it available for you
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at getconnectedpro.co.
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These are the exact kind of conversations that we have
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that the three of us like to have,
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but then Apple get in the way
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and we can't have those conversations.
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So that's, we have to actually talk about other stuff today.
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- We do, but we've got to start with some follow up.
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Just two quick things.
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The first is related to the studio doc, Federico,
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that you reviewed a couple of weeks ago.
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You still have it, I guess, on your desk?
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- It's still here, looking at me.
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Yes. How does the new iPad Pro, how's that going to work with it?
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Well, it's not clear at the moment because the new iPad Pro is half a
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millimeter thicker than the previous generation model.
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Will it fit the Studio Doc?
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Who knows, right? I don't have an iPad Pro yet.
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And even if I did, I at this point, I guess I shouldn't tell you.
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But I don't know at the moment.
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But I really do not have one, by the way.
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But anyway, I don't know. My theory is that there may be some issues here, guys, because
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it was already like a tight fit before, and I wonder if 0.5 millimeters is enough to to cause
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some incompatibility problems with this thing, especially with the connector that
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attaches to the iPad Pro. Obviously, the StudioDock is an expensive device,
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and Kensington was the maker of this accessory. They don't sell any replacement parts
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to say if you have a new generation iPad Pro, get this different attachment, for example.
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I don't know. We'll see when we have the new iPad Pro. I'm not feeling good about it,
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personally, because I know that it was already a tight fit before. And again, 0.5 millimeters,
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though, I mean, it's a very small difference, but apparently it was enough of a difference to cause
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issues with the older generation Magic Keyboard made by Apple. We just saw today that the Magic
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Keyboard they released last year, so that if you bought a Magic Keyboard in 2020, you will not be
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able to use it with the new generation iPad Pro.
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This is sad stuff.
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Which is unfortunate news for a $350...
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Yeah, because your $1100 iPad just became a $1500 iPad!
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Which is a bit unfortunate.
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Now is that because of the thickness?
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Is that because of a difference in the camera cut out?
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I would say it's thickness.
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I bet it's the thickness.
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Because it closes completely, doesn't it?
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So if it's thicker, it's probably not going to fit.
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Which is really sad and unfortunate because it just came out.
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As Zach in the Discord is saying, you can use it as long as you don't close it.
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I mean, sure.
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That's not a bad point.
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If you want to be, you know, hashtag productivity mode all the time, just leave it open right
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there without closing it.
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it's just like using a laptop as a desktop computer.
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Now it will be even worse for the studio doc though.
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Yes, definitely worse for Kensington than Apple, I think.
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I'll let you guys know.
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I just want to say, this was the thing that we said at the time, right?
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it seemed like a real bad idea to release a product seemingly weeks before a new iPad.
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And that if you bought that product, you were asking for trouble because I think the type
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of person that would buy that product would buy this new iPad.
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And I tried my best to tell everyone that.
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I feel like anybody that would spend the money on that thing is very like, uh, early adoptery,
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And this new iPad actually has some cool stuff going on.
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We'll talk about it later that I think you would go in for it.
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So iOS 14.5 comes out next week.
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Do we know when?
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OK, so sometime next week.
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So next week's episode will feature the condensed 2021
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Unless, well, are we going to do it anyways?
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What if 14.5 comes out on Thursday?
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I think we do the Jeremy's either way. We'll do it anyway. Because they have to have 14.5
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out before air tax starts showing up for people. So I guess it'll be maybe Thursday at the
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latest. We do have a topic we want to get into a couple little topics before we get
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into judging the Ricky's. And the first is Apple podcast subscriptions. You probably
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have heard by now, many of your favorite podcasts are discussing this. So we're not gonna tell
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Thank you. We're not going to tell you what this is because you probably know by now.
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I'm only really talking about it because I just want to say something about it, especially
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because me and Steven are both here together. We're still kind of looking over everything.
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I think right now we still can't actually get access to the new Podcast Connect tool
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because of some bugs that have been going on with Apple Podcasts. By the way, if you
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haven't been able to find any relay FM shows in Apple podcasts over the last
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few days should be coming back to life now. My kind of feeling on this is that
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ultimately this whole podcast descriptions thing feels like a pretty
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decent solution for people who have really large audiences in Apple podcasts
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already. So if you have like you know if like 70 80 percent or 60 percent even of
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your audience is using Apple podcasts, this feels like a pretty decent solution for you.
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The tools that they have are quite impressive. There are some parts of it that would be tricky,
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like you have to upload your audio to a different place, it has to be a WAV file so there can't
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be chapters in it and all that kind of stuff. But the way that they're doing some of the
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behind the scenes stuff is really cool, I think. I actually think it's quite clever.
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the sense of if you subscribe, you don't have to subscribe to a separate show. You just
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subscribe and now you get the ad-free content all in the same place as the non-ad-free content
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show, for example. The implementation of it is clever. There obviously are some things
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that I would do differently or that Federico would do differently or Steven would do differently
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if we were in charge. But I think ultimately this is, I feel, about as good a solution
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as I could have imagined Apple doing.
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Right, because there's obviously going to be exclusivity.
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Like it seems kind of wild to me that people are upset that Apple aren't
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allowing this stuff to be consumed in third party apps.
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Like I don't really know what you would have expected.
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Right. To like think that Apple would provide a solution for you to pay them
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and listen to the connected pro feed if we did it in Castro.
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Like that doesn't make any sense for Apple's business.
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Like they want you in Apple podcasts.
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Of course they do, why wouldn't they?
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Because there are already so many tools available
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to do that exact thing, why would Apple do that?
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You would use one of like previous sponsor
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but we use them member for,
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or there's like things like supporting cost and Patreon.
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So Apple wouldn't create that, right?
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They're gonna create something that works well in their ecosystem
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that they can control.
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Because Plus as well, with what they're doing,
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it wouldn't work as well
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if you were trying to listen to another app, right?
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Like it sends us a different thing.
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What I like is that this,
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I think that the terms, I don't like the 30%.
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I think it should be 15.
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I don't really know how they could justify 30%
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because Apple are not bringing the customers
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even in the same way that they would for the app store
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for as much as that could be argued.
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You know, people pay for podcasts because they enjoy the podcasts that they're
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listening to. So that's why you support the show and you want the extra content
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because you've already built a relationship.
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I just don't really feel like Apple is involved in it all.
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But what I do like is that the rest of their terms are, I think, much more
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realistic than we've seen from no other places.
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And then I would have expected like, for example, you can still
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continue having a membership program outside of Apple podcasts even if you opt in to the
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Apple podcast subscription solution. So you could run them concurrently, you can choose to charge
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whatever you want, and you know it's up to you how you want to manage the content, which is not at all
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what we've seen in the app store. And I think even calling it a membership program is not
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Right, like Apple's MO is to open a store and that's what they've done.
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And you can, so you can sell content there, but it's not, I don't think it's full featured
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enough to be a membership program that a lot of people would really consider to be on par
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with what you can get elsewhere.
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I think there's a reason Apple didn't call it a membership feature membership program
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that it is just a subscription.
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And yes, that's kind of how companies like ours structure our membership, but it can
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also just be for stuff you just want to sell.
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You can just use it like a store if you wanted to.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You can have just pure paid podcasts that don't have a free component at all.
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Look, Relay FM, as I say, we're still looking into this, but we already have our solution
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and it's been working really great for us.
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And it seems to be basically impossible to replicate what we've been doing with Apple
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podcast subscriptions. Right because there isn't a way to have discord and
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all that kind of like you can't do that it doesn't work. Yeah because we don't if
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you if you go through Apple podcast subscription it's just like the App
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Store right like Marco doesn't know who does or doesn't own a copy of Overcast
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because that's private and Apple doesn't share that with developers it's the same
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thing here so if we were to do this and you joined connected Pro and Apple
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podcast subscriptions we would have no way of knowing who you are to get you
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into discord and get you the newsletter and other things that we already offer
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so it's it's incomplete and I think that it's very unlikely for Apple to add that
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sort of thing to this because again a they may not be able to because I'm sure
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it's just built on the same store infrastructure they use for everything
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but - like that's just against their stance on privacy and I respect that and
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And as a consumer in the Apple ecosystem, I like that.
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But creators do want access to those email addresses
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for legitimate reasons.
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And I don't think Apple's going to play ball with that.
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And there is that question of whose customer are they?
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Yeah, they're Apple's.
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We consider our members our customers, but Apple doesn't.
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and that's why they keep that information for themselves.
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So we'll probably talk about this more in the future,
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but I know that if we didn't talk about this today,
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people would have asked for it
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or thought that we weren't talking about it
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for some reason, right?
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But basically it's like,
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we don't have access to all the tools yet,
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so we can't fully assess it.
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But what we've seen so far is like,
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this is a option for people,
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but I don't think it can be an option for us
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because otherwise we'd have to create
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a watered down experience to what we're already offering.
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- And give up 30%.
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- Oh yeah, and give up 30%.
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I'm fine with 15, 30 is too much.
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- I still think it's kind of interesting though
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as an additional option.
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Like I don't understand what the outrage is
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in terms of did anyone really expect
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that Apple was gonna build a membership system
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for other people like us and give us access to the data?
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- And that's why I said what I said.
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Like I think we're and people in our circles
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are overlaying our idea of membership on top of this,
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and that's not what they've built.
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- We just don't have the listener breakup
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for Apple Podcast subscriptions anyway.
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Like, we're a different part of this industry.
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But I still think it's a fine option,
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and it seems pretty well designed.
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There's a few things that I don't appreciate
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that you also mentioned, Myke.
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But I feel like, maybe as an additional option
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for folks who just want to get the ad-free, extended version
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of a show without any other perks.
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And if those people are super into Apple podcasts
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because they like using Siri or they
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like using the HomePod and Apple Watch,
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seems pretty fine for them.
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And it's pretty much like the App Store.
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And that also includes the unfortunate 30% fee,
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which I really don't understand.
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But I don't know.
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As with most cases, I guess I don't understand some of the outrage that I've seen, but hey, to each their own, I guess?
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I understand it if we would have expected them to be doing something altruistic.
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Why would they?
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Yeah, I mean, they have and continue to do some level of quote unquote altruism with Apple Podcasts in general, right?
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The fact that they are continuing to maintain this directory, right? That has an API.
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I'm like, yes, they've added an opt-out in the API, but I don't, that doesn't really
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Um, people can opt out if they want to and then that becomes their own problem.
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And so they continue to have this thing that's available and Apple have stewarded podcasting
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I think that they've done a very good job of it.
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Now they're adding this thing on top.
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Of course it was meant to benefit their business whilst also providing some podcasters with
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Like I don't know how we, it's the same with a 30%.
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I'm not surprised, I'm just disappointed.
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I wish they wouldn't have done it, but I'm not surprised that they've done it.
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And if anything, I'm pleased that they kept the 15 after the first year.
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Is it AirTags or AirTag?
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It depends how many you have.
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Well, Apple never uses AirTags, plural, I think.
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Well, it's like how they never say iMacs.
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More than one iMac is probably what they would say, right?
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It's like they never say "the" and they put "s" on the end of anything.
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iMacs, plural.
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Maybe they do put "s" on other things.
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Would they say iPhones?
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I don't know why.
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They say iPhones.
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But anyway, because AirTag, AirTag, because it starts with one, right?
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So it would be weird to call them AirTags if you're just selling one.
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Well, this is deep.
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It's a question for the time, really.
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It's a question for the linguistics out there.
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Like, I don't know.
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Anyway, yes, they are real.
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Did we get some AirTags for us?
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I don't know why, but I did.
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And while I was at it, I figured I would also get some accessories.
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I mean, why not?
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I didn't get them engraved, though.
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I'm not an engraving type person.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I prefer to put stickers sometimes on things, but usually, like, the selection of emoji
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that you can pick from the tool on Apple.com is limited to just some emoji, and you cannot
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put, like, curse words or other things on the engraving.
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So that sort of...
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Are you sad for that?
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It's like, "Oh, no customers."
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I mean, it removes the fun, right?
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There's some fun options that I could have done.
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So I just got the standard four-pack, and then I got the keychain holder and another
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leather thing that they have.
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I just clicked a bunch of buttons, basically, and I figured, yeah, this and this other one.
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And I don't know how I'm going to use them.
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I don't know why I bought them.
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I think I bought them because of hashtag content, basically.
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So just, yeah, I want to talk about them.
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This was a product that I thought I would want anyway,
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because I do see a value to this kind of thing.
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And then the review videos made them look even cooler
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than I thought they were going to be.
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So I was like, yep, I'm into it.
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You know, I just thought I went with the Hermes one, you know, just like
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just thought I just dropped 500 no I didn't do that I bought four pack mm-hmm
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I wanted to engrave them then I was like I don't know what I want and decided not to
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engrave them but then I was talking to Adina this morning and she was like oh I
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would like one and then I was like okay I'm gonna get the keychain which
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keychain do you want and I showed and she wanted the exact same keychain one
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that I wanted and I was like okay this is gonna get confusing so I did engrave
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them. I did one with MH, one with AH, and then I did one with a ghost on it and one
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with the grimacing emoji on it because I thought that was funny. I just picked the
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ghost, I liked the ghost, and then just like of all the emoji faces, the grimacing
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one, I was like yep I'm into it. It's a very upset AirTag at all times. I got a
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couple of different. I got one of the keychain ones because I do actually want
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to put this on my keys. The loop one and I got one of the little Belkin secure holders as well.
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I just want to try out all of the different options here because I know what I want to do
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with two of them. And Ian is going to have one for her keys, I'm going to have one for my keys.
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I keep hearing people say like I've never lost my keys and as like a reason that they wouldn't
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want air tags. I've never lost my keys. And that's perfectly fine but here's the other thing. I don't
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ever want to lose my keys. So this is the thing that would stop me from doing that,
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hopefully. Like, I don't think it's a good answer. It's like something's never happened,
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so it never will happen. You know? I don't think that that's a way to live your life,
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right? Just having assumed something to this point will mean that it will be that way forever.
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You know, I don't think that life works like that.
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I'm just saying, and I said this before, I'm not a very misplace-y person.
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Yeah, you are.
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No, I'm not.
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You lost a heart rate monitor.
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No, you stole it.
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That was stolen.
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That was taken from me.
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It wasn't lost.
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If you would have had an air tag, you would have known, wouldn't you?
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Well, am I supposed to exercise with an air tag attached to the center, attached to my
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Well, that seems inconvenient.
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Jingle jangle.
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If you keep losing stuff, then you should stick air tags to them.
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I'm not losing stuff.
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I'm not keeping to lose like it's not a thing that that happens frequently to you. It seems no
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No, I think so
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Why would you think that do I give up the kind of vibe that I'm a as a losing person as a losing person
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Okay, what I call you a loser, I don't I don't think so
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Losing how do you call a?
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Somebody who loses things
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Is there a word for that forgetful, I don't know unlucky. I don't think there is a word an unfortunate person
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Steven did you get the air tags? I did I bought the air tag for pack
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I looked on Apple's website and it says what's in the box and it says air tag air tag air tag air tag
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They seem unable to put an S on the end of this word. They refuse so much
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It's not that difficult like it seems pretty inefficient and I will say you know they care so much about the environment
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But they are using more ink or more pixels depending on where it's written. They should recycle those pixels
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That's the thing we can do now even in the support document
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It's all singular just very upsetting air tag air tag. Did you buy the little keychain?
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what did you get? I did so I had there's two Belkin ones on Apple's website one with like a ring and one that's like
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a little string that you loop around it and then I also did the Apple one the Apple keychain just
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To see the difference the Belkin keychain gives me big like
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kids accessory vibe yeah
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Yes, like those things you like the wild cases you get for kids iPads
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So they drop them and just bounce back up into their hands again
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you know what I'm talking about? Stephen you must have seen this kind of stuff.
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Because they hit them on the face, they're so bouncy, they just got to be careful with it.
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Yeah, just like bouncing around the room. Like they seem more kind of like they've got a bit of
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like, I don't know, they take maybe a more extreme sports vibe to them or something like they're
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more protected. There's loads of accessories though, right? Like that are non-official.
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Did you see all of this stuff? Like Moment have got them and Nomad have got them.
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I'm not sure exactly why Nomad's is square. I think they may have been expecting something
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different to occur. Did you see this? Nomad's is square? What?
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Nomad has a square keychain, like a keychain where it's square, and I'm not 100%
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understanding what they thought this product was gonna be.
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Why is it square? Like does it just rattle around inside of there?
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Why is it square? They have a round one and they have a square one.
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Maybe the square one is also used for like tiles or something.
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Maybe it's also compatible with the tile. Yeah.
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They also made a sunglass strap.
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Okay, so we need to have a talk about the sunglass strap, okay?
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Yes, because I feel like the sunglass strap has the same energy of the Bluetooth headset guy
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kind of person.
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you know, you're walking downtown to your big legal firm for work and you're talking to the
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with the Bluetooth headset and you're also wearing sunglasses with a strap. That to me
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paints a whole picture, you know? I feel like they chose the wrong sunglasses for the sunglass
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strap imagery. No man, people who wear sunglass straps with air tags in them, they wear those
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their sunglasses. They wear Ray-Bans? I was imagining more like, man we're upset so many
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people here like Oakleys or something. Maybe so. As an option here, what would maybe more
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fit because it's maybe at least more like hiking-y or something or sportsy. I don't
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think the Ray-Bans, the Ray-Bans don't work for me in this. I appreciate Nomad making
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something different like they've definitely cornered the market on AirTag
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sunglass straps. I also think what Moment have done is quite clever too
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where they've made basically these like little plastic discs that you put an AirTag
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in and you can stick it to something and I think that's quite clever too.
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Yeah I want to try sticking an AirTag to my car and so this would be perfect for that.
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Oh well can you just put it in the car?
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would it being in the car inhibit you seeing it via bluetooth or you want think
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so I don't know look cuz then it would never work at all with it if you put it
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if you put an air tag inside of any enclosed space it no longer what the
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cars like metal and glass you know so yeah just just open the oil cap drop the
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air tag in like a treat and close it up put it with the battery and it will
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probably keep it powered. Maybe that's how that works. You just stick it to the
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battery and it'll keep it powered. True. I'm very pleased they went with the
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replaceable battery thing. Mm-hmm surprised. Yep. It would have just been so
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wasteful, right? Because I've used products from other companies before and
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it's basically like when the batteries dead you get a new one. Which is wasteful.
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And that's wasteful. Why do you think there's a maximum of 16 per Apple ID? Why
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did they choose that number? Because if you're if you're losing more than 16
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objects in your life you maybe have a problem that you need to fix before getting more.
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Why not 15? Do you think it's just because it's divisible by four?
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Yeah you can get four four packs. You can spend four hundred dollars.
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Hang on, we missed the best accessory. Did we? The Spigen AirTag Case Rugged Armor. I'm putting it
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in the Discord. It's got a carabiner on it, isn't it? It has like a tactical carabiner.
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Oh, you could like use an air tag when you dangle off the roof.
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Is this, has that got a bottle opener on it?
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I think it has.
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I'm sure it does.
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I'm pretty sure that's a bottle opener there, that little rivet.
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So what kind of person wears this?
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The same person who buys the sunglasses thing.
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This is like a whole kit for that person.
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I mean, obviously the photo on the Spigen website, the key fob is for a BMW, obviously.
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Right, right, right.
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Right, right, right.
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Okay, do you want to know the features?
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Rugged build dominates everyday bumps and drops.
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Oh my god, this is the kind of, alright, that's the kind of person this is for.
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Durable zinc alloy and stainless steel carabiner doubles up as a bottle opener to open a cold
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Yeah, when you're drinking with them boys.
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To open a cold one with the boys.
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Lightweight builds to hook onto your essentials.
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Here's what I want to do.
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I want to start a new website and all I do is review AirTag accessories.
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Uh-huh, I feel like you'd have a pretty good start.
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There's a lot of them.
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I'm not doing it.
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Nor am I buying a domain.
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Because Apple will sue you and take your domain.
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Also self-restraint, because I just got a hover bill that was quite exciting.
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Why do these accessories exist?
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Like what are you doing with this thing attached to your belt?
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Have some sense of style.
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I mean, come on.
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What is this?
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I mean it's a style Federico. Yeah, it's a wrong style. I didn't say that. I did say that I do I don't care
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Well Spegan's leather one is backordered 30 days
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Because it isn't ready no one actually made this thing backordered means we're still inventing it
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Yeah, we're gonna see so many of these just there's gonna be tons of them. Why not? Why not mix and match, you know
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Something for every style where else would you want an air tag so bags keys?
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Maybe a car what else would you want to attach an air tag to you? I like sauce. I'm gonna put backpack maybe
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Backpack I mean travel in suitcase obviously yeah, not everyone has a Federico looking out for them
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That's true right very true
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Also some people were saying I'm gonna stick one to the
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the color on my dog or something.
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Apple does not advise you do that.
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Also, I don't know if I want to put like a Bluetooth accessory,
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you know, right by my dog's little brain.
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I don't know. It's just kind of weird.
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-And I don't think you should worry about that for how much
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Bluetooth is pinging around inside of your house all the time.
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-Yeah. You got an Apple Watch on your wrist.
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-Yeah, you got Bluetooth firing off in there all day,
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left and right, up and down.
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-Bouncing around.
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between the vaccines of 5G.
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What's next, microchips?
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- Have you microchipped your dogs?
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Is that a thing?
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- I'm kidding, it's a joke.
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Yeah, yeah, I did.
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Yes, obviously.
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- So why not give poemantag?
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You put chip inside of their body.
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I'll put chip inside of you, see how you feel.
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- You think I should, like,
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Why wouldn't you?
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I'm gonna sell Silvio on the idea though.
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Nah, just do it.
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I don't know exactly why Apple's saying not to put them on animals, I bet it's just something
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like legal thing, right?
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Like if the air tag doesn't work, then you'd be like "Oh, Apple killed my cat" or something,
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It's always so tragic.
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That's the kind of story, you know?
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That people would try and write.
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Yeah, no dog, no children. Shouldn't put it on a child, I think for the same reason.
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Marquez, MKBHD, made a really interesting point that I hadn't considered, because I
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was just like, "Oh, I would put it inside my bag," right? Like, put the air tag inside
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the bag. And he was like, "No, you should put it on the outside so if people find it,
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they know there is one." And I was like, "Oh, that's really smart." Right? Because
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if these things continue to... No wait, you lost me. What do you mean? Right, so if I... my natural thinking about my backpack, right,
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is to put the AirTag just inside the bag so it's not on show all the time. Just put it in the bag, right? Okay.
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But if my bag is lost...
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Right. Unless someone starts going through my bag,
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they're not gonna find my AirTag and even if they do, they might not because I might put it in an inside pocket or whatever.
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That's a good point.
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So if you use one of the little loop things and hang it in such a way that it's visibly on the outside of the bag,
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if somebody finds your bag they very easily just scan the air tag for you and
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call you. He said it's like you would put a luggage tag on the outside of a
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suitcase. You don't put it on the inside of the suitcase. You know I
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once found someone's wallet right under... Did you steal the money? No, so I was walking the
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dogs with Silvia. It was late at night and I see this like passport photo on
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on the ground. I was like, "Wait, what is that?"
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And I actually kind of, you know, touch it with my shoe.
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It's like, "Oh, it's someone's wallet."
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And it was open.
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You touch it like a shoe as if it could come alive at any moment?
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Yeah, it was just, you know.
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Maybe there's like a giant...
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What if it's a tiny person?
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I don't know, it's just a giant lizard under it.
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I don't know. I'm just poking it.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You didn't want to touch it because there might have been a lizard underneath it?
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Is that a thing that happens a lot?
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I don't know. I kind of wanted to poke it before...
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It's a lizard wearing the disguise of a wallet and that's how they get you.
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Alright, so I'm poking the thing and then I confirm that it's a wallet, okay?
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And so I take the... it's like, okay, it's a wallet, it's someone's wallet and we gotta return this.
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It's a responsible thing to do. So we get the wallet and there's an ID inside.
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And so we find the... I actually kind of broke the law, I think, because I...
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So I saw the ID and in theory you're supposed to go to the police station, right?
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And say I found this person's ID, yes to the Policia or the Carabinieri, Myke.
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You're supposed to go there and say, "Hey, I found somebody's ID."
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Is the Carabinieri what you put the air tag onto?
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It's spelled like that.
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Come on, come on.
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They have bottle openers attached to them.
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So in any case, I couldn't be bothered to go to the police station.
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And so I... so let me try to be vague here.
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So in any case, I was able to find this person's address through other means,
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and it was very convenient, so I didn't have to go to the police station.
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And it turns out that the guy lived like just under, you know, at the end of the same street where I live.
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And so we go there and basically we ring the bell and it's this younger guy who was like
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in his twenties and he's drunk and in his underpants.
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I see what if you'd lost your wallet.
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Opens the door like, Hey, he's like, Hey, what's up? Like, like, um, are you, you know,
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I don't know, Tom. Okay. I don't remember his name. Like, uh, I think I found your wallet.
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And so this guy is drunk in his underpants, obviously smelling like alcohol. And he basically
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has this huge smile and it's like, Oh my God, thank you. And he goes for the hug. And so
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I find myself with my girlfriend at 10 PM hugging a drunk guy in his underpants.
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Oh you accepted the hug.
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I mean, he went for it.
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What are you going to do, right? You want to push him? You stole his wallet, you know?
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And it's like I found, and also kind of, I don't know, it was kind of embarrassing, man.
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One of the things, one of the many things that happened to me.
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You have, you do get into some scrapes.
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Yeah, but it was actually very like, for a drunk guy in his underpants, it was very lovely
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and you know, charming.
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All's well that ends well.
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So why are we talking about this?
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I think it's too thick to put in a wallet, which is a bummer.
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I don't even worry about losing my wallet. I lost my wallet once.
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You lost a wallet!
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Yeah, that's why I don't worry, because I knew how easy it was to handle replacing everything.
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It wasn't that bad.
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That was mostly sad, just because I lost the wallet. I liked the wallet, you know?
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Couldn't care about your ID.
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I mean, an ID's so simple to replace.
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Or your company debit card.
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Again, really easy to replace. You just give people a call, send that stuff out to you.
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And, you know, my ID is a provisional driving license, not even a real driving license.
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So, I just got a new one. Easy.
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Now that we're talking about it, I actually don't know why I bought them.
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It's my realization.
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Just put it in your wallet. Put it in your wallet case. Stick it to your iPhone. I don't know.
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I can't really do that.
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I don't know. Why did I buy them?
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It's a... You did it for the content.
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You're right.
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Okay, well we are going to test them, we are supposedly receiving them in a week, right?
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So I guess not in the next episode but in the one after that we're going to be talking
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about our AirTag experience.
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I'm sure by that point all of our listeners will really want to know our opinions.
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Sure, everybody's waiting for us, like I'm not going to purchase our tag, singular, until
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the connected guys talk about it.
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That's right.
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not AirTag AirTag AirTag AirTag no way I did mine for in-store pickup because my
00:41:07
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store is offering that again and I haven't been anywhere I was like I'm
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gonna go to the Apple Store and pick my AirTags up don't have to brag because
00:41:14
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you got a vaccine and you can go places it was an option for me too but I
00:41:19
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couldn't be bothered for this product it's like not I'm not so excited day one
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Like I'm fine, but with this one I'm fine. Like if we if we order an iPad for Radeena, I'll probably do it
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But maybe for the Apple TV remote, I'll do it but
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Not for the AirTag. AirTag, AirTag, AirTag, AirTag. All right, let's take a break and score some picks. All right
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Time to judge the Ricky's
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Excuse me while I get comfortable here. Okay for this segment. Mm-hmm. Ah, can you feel that guys?
00:43:52
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the sweet smell of victory
00:43:55
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Stephen I hope you have a bleep sound ready because this is gonna know don't don't do that to me. It's Friday
00:44:05
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Editing this show is the only thing between me and the weekend.
00:44:07
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Ah, that feels so good.
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Alright, round one.
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Do we need to read the rules?
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Go on, read them.
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Go on, read the rules.
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There are two types of Ricky's.
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Annual Ricky's and keynote Ricky's.
00:44:23
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What's up with my favorite songs?
00:44:24
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The winner of the annual Ricky's is named the annual chairman and retains the rights
00:44:29
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to the corresponding Twitter account for the full year.
00:44:31
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This position is awarded every January.
00:44:34
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The keynote rookies winner is named the keynote chairman and retains the rights to the corresponding
00:44:40
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Twitter account until the next keynote is held
00:44:43
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Annual winners roll over to preserve the order of picks for example the 2019 annual winner got to go first for the next annual picks
00:44:51
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Order of the keynote rookies is based on the previous Apple event the loser goes last
00:45:00
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To earn any points everything written down in the prediction document must come true
00:45:05
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No half points may be awarded in any round and picks cannot be reused
00:45:10
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One point is awarded for any pick deemed correct in the first two rounds
00:45:15
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Two points will be awarded for correct picks in the risky pick round if your risky pick is wrong
00:45:21
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You will lose a point and the other two hosts must agree that your pick is risky
00:45:27
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For the keynote rookies the scoring window starts when the event begins and closes when the picks are scored which is now
00:45:34
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The winner of the regular plus risky picks must be granted access to the annual or event chairman Twitter account
00:45:41
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It will retain access until another winner is named as a reminder Myke is the current annual chairman
00:45:47
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And I am the current keynote chairman
00:45:49
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We also have the flexes which I'll explain when we get there guys
00:45:55
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The keynote chairman Twitter account is on the line
00:45:57
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On the line and cash, but we'll talk about that and in the flexes. We'll get to so round one
00:46:07
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The iPad Pro is updated to a variant of the a14 chip
00:46:11
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Couldn't have been more wrong here. How did that go technically the m1 is based on the a14?
00:46:16
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How do you know are you Johnny's Fuji?
00:46:19
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We had this exact conversation last week where we 100% said
00:46:24
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that you cannot state this. It isn't true. We had a whole talk about this. Yes we have
00:46:30
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already established this previously. So I got I got this one wrong. I don't know
00:46:35
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about you guys but when Turnus, is it John Turnus? Yes. I think his name's John.
00:46:41
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He basically started doing the run-up to this announcement right of like
00:46:46
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"oh it's so good like we've heard other people might want it" I was like oh my god
00:46:51
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they're doing it. Because I didn't expect this, right? Because of all of the questions
00:46:57
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that are now going to be asked for the next at least seven weeks about why would you put
00:47:05
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the Mac chip in an iPad? You could have put the same chip in there and called it the A14X,
00:47:11
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but they have now called it the M1. The M1 is the Mac chip. So now the question on everybody's
00:47:17
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lips is, "Well, why? What are you gonna give to me?" Yeah, I mean, lots of people have
00:47:23
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referenced this, but Jason's piece on Macworld, "The iPad Pro is a killer machine, but its
00:47:28
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software is killing me," is exactly what we're talking about. Fedoruk, I want to know what
00:47:33
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you think about this, because we can all sit here and talk about this, but you're the person
00:47:38
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who actually is in the trenches using your iPad as your main computer. Does the M1 bring
00:47:44
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anything to what you're doing or do you kind of think like we do that it's already fast enough and
00:47:50
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this is a big promise without delivery yet? Well, it is a big promise and it doesn't really do
00:47:57
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anything at the moment for me. I'm not a video editor. I don't have to export all this 4k footage
00:48:04
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that other people have to. I think it's incredible if you're that kind of user. If you do photo
00:48:10
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editing, if you do video, if you do 3d modeling, I know a bunch of people that do that and I think
00:48:14
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it for those kinds of users I can already see the upside of this, right? But for the
00:48:20
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rest of us, you know, folks who write, who do research, who use the iPad as a laptop,
00:48:24
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but not for those kinds of CPU and GPU intensive tasks, it is a lot of promise, but it feels
00:48:32
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like one half of a story that is incomplete at the moment. And when I linked to Jason's
00:48:40
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article on Mac stories, I added as a note that the last time this happened, it was in
00:48:47
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the fall of 2018, when we got the first, the original sort of modern take on the iPad Pro,
00:48:54
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the 2018 iPad Pro. And at the time, we all said, sort of the consensus was, "Well, this
00:49:01
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is a beautiful machine, it's so powerful, but why is it so powerful?" Because at the
00:49:07
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time when Apple announced the 2018 iPad Pro, iOS 12 was the software that ran on it. And
00:49:14
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so the last time that this happened, that this exact situation occurred, we all asked
00:49:19
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that question. And seven months later, Apple delivered iPadOS. So the first OS made for
00:49:26
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iPad, with multi-windowing and all those changes to multitasking. So if history is of any indication
00:49:33
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I guess this is happening again, but on a shorter time frame, because WWDC is in 45
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days or something, it really does feel like, why would you put all this power? Why would
00:49:47
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you put the M1 and a Thunderbolt port and a better display? All these things, extra
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storage because you can now get a 2TB iPad Pro. Why would you do all these things?
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Why are they listing the RAM on the website?
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are you listing 16GB of RAM as an option?" And you still have the same limitations as
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before. To me, this feels like you get this iPad now and don't you worry, more is coming
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in software in the next update. And this is also the kind of thing where Apple
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can't get mad that we're asking these questions because they chose M1, right? They would have
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put the A14X in it and be like "oh that's an M1, we know that". We wouldn't be asking
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the same questions, because it'd be like "well this is the continuation of the iPad". But
00:50:37
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they've taken what I think seems like a bit of a turn, and so I'm expecting there to be
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I think so. I mean, otherwise why do it?
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What's the other... let's think about it this way. What's the other potential outcome? That
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they release an iPad Pro with these pretty incredible specs in May 2021, but the software
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for it actually comes out June 2022? Seems unlikely to me.
00:51:09
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I mean, if that was the case, I don't know why you would say it has the same chip as
00:51:15
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the Mac in it. I don't think that that was necessary, but this is the route that they've
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chosen to go down. My first pick, this one hurts me, 12.9 inch iPad Pro ships later than the 11 inch.
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The reason this hurts me is I might still be right. But you can't know. I can't know. We can't know.
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We're not gonna know until next Friday. But I think I will just say now, obviously I'm wrong
00:51:44
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in the pick, I still think I'm right because they're like second half of May. Like why would
00:51:50
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you say that it's such a weird ambiguous timeline and they said it for most of
00:51:55
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their products which is very strange but still you know it is upsetting to me but
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I do not get the pick because the we heard it in the rules it happened now
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but I just wanted to state for the record that I still think that I'm
00:52:08
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probably gonna history will show me as correct on this one but it will make a
00:52:12
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difference because we're scoring right now that's right the the third one
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Federico. My first pick was at least one of the new iPad Pros will have a
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Thunderbolt / USB 4 port similar to the M1 Max. The funny thing about all of this
00:52:33
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is this entire round one we were all completely convinced that everyone was
00:52:37
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gonna get their points. Mm-hmm. And only Federico got a point. We've kind of
00:52:45
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talked about this but it does bring faster speeds, fractional storage, it can
00:52:50
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push Pro Display XDR now for the two people who want to do that but I mean
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it's sort of the same thing with the M1 this is a unfulfilled promise I think.
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Yeah I mean this is exactly the story of the USB-C in the 2018. Yeah and we got
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like jump drive support. Yeah we are literally having the same conversation
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that we had three years ago.
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Just we keep saying the same sentences,
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the same lines over and over.
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Just this time it's about Thunderbolt and USB4.
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But yeah, we'll see.
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I guess now you can transfer data up to 40 gigabit per second.
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It's four times faster than before.
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And you still have to use the Files app for that.
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So if it doesn't crash on you.
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- Yeah, so this is round one.
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- All right, so round one, Federico has one point.
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Myke and I are tied at zero points,
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which is a real bummer.
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- Let's do everything to play full.
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- That's right.
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- Don't worry, everything can change.
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- Round two, I went first.
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The big iPad Pro is updated with a feature
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that is unique to it.
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Fancy new mini LED display
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that makes even the Pro Display XDR look kind of sad.
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- How do you feel about that as a Pro Display XDR owner?
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- You're gonna have a bad year.
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I'm predicting this right now.
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Steven's gonna feel real bad by the end of this year.
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- Tell us, how do you feel?
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- If he was able to just use sidecar with whatever
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Mac comes out. - Yeah, I've got a Mac Pro
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and a Pro Display XDR.
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I mean, it's fine.
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I don't use the Pro Display for all of its really cool stuff that it does.
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Wait, you don't do color grading?
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No, it's weird, right?
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I thought you only watched HDR Zoom video.
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Like calls or whatever.
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You know, too bad Apple doesn't make a display for normal people and we're stuck with this
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I mean, it is truly-
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They do, it's called the LG Ultrafine.
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It's truly impressive.
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I know it is fine.
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time while I saved up for this monstrosity. It is amazing to me what
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this technology can do like 10,000 LEDs in the backlight it is up from 72 I
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think was originally in the previous iPad Pro. 2,500 local dimming areas where
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the Pro Display XDR only has 526 so this will be something that Apple continues
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to roll out their rumors that this is going to be on the big MacBook Pro that
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we'll see some point later this year probably and it's it's cool to see it
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here first and this is one of those things it's like it's kind of it's kind
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of a bummer that a lot of people can't get to an Apple store to see it because
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I feel like this is something you've got to see and decide if it's something you
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care about or the if it will like blow you away in person or not. Does anyone
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ever count those things? Like does anyone actually go there and count all the mini LEDs
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and all the demons and so on? Do we just... I bet I fix it, try. Do they actually count
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them? I don't know. Or do we just take it for granted? Like if I went out and said,
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you know on Mac Stories we have 2 million pixels, whatever. Like... I would believe
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you. See? Like how would you start counting that even? I mean I wouldn't worry about it.
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I don't know.
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So just like the XDR, you can get a super expensive stand for it.
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Did you guys see this $400 stand for the new iPad?
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It's made by Kensington.
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It's called the Studio Doc.
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Interesting.
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I guess that kind of is it, right?
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Myke, I would give you a point just for that if I could, but unfortunately I cannot.
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I guess the Kensington Studio dock, provided it works, is the display stand for this XDR
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display, I guess.
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I remember the first time I saw an XDR doing its thing, you know.
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I was really impressed by it.
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The brightness in certain areas and stuff really is quite impressive.
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I was watching a demo and it was like a dark street and there were street lights and the
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illuminated street lights was so incredibly bright, right? Because it's doing this the
00:57:28
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1600 nits thing because it was just certain areas. And I was very impressed by it. Like
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I felt like I hadn't seen a screen like that before. So I am really intrigued to see how
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content looks on this iPad, right? Like I, if it's, if it gives that kind of experience,
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like that's going to be a very attractive thing.
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It should be even better.
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And my guess is that if you didn't know and you just
00:57:56
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saw this big iPad Pro, that you may think it's OLED.
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If they can really dim it the way
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we think they can with that many zones.
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Because that's the plan, right?
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It's to try and achieve what OLED can do without
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the complexities of trying to put an OLED screen in an iPad
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I mean, I'm very intrigued by it.
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I think it could end up being great for all of the things
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that you would want to use an iPad for, right?
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From content creation, but also to consumption.
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You know, like I bet it becomes just like
00:58:26
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a very beautiful screen to watch HDR movies on
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and stuff like that.
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So I am very intrigued to see what it looks like.
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- All right.
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Myke, this is you.
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- The iPad Pro gets 5G.
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This is only really interesting
00:58:45
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because it shows that the M1 can do 5G.
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Yep. And if it's not ever on a Mac notebook, we're going to be sad.
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Well, cause then it's like, there's no reason except for, I mean, well,
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the reason I guess would be Mac OS.
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The Mac OS doesn't know what to do with it.
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It is simply showing that. I mean, this was so obvious, right? Like this just,
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cause if you cast your mind back, uh,
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we all thought that the iPad Pro was going to be the first device to get 5g,
00:59:10
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right? But they just never updated the iPad Pros at the time that we thought they
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were going to, which was last September. So.
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5G. 5G. Alright, Federico. My second pick was only the big iPad Pro gets a new display
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technology. I'm so bummed out about this. Hey, where's my bell? Oh. Thank you. I'm so
00:59:36
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bummed out about this. Yeah, it was rumored we sort of knew this was happening, but it's
00:59:41
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still, like, I still don't understand what exactly the role of the 11-inch iPad Pro is
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at this point. I was already thinking this before, especially since the release of the
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iPad Air. Now it seems even more true, like, why would you get the 11-inch iPad Pro when
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For software? I mean, like, this would be the thing, it's like, if the iPad Pro is the
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only iPad that can do something incredible that we think's coming...
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Right, we'll see.
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it's like, well now you would get the iPad Pro because the iPad Air can't do this or
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can't do this nearly as well. It all comes down though to the USB port though at that
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point. Or the M1 chip. The M1. If at some point they said, I don't think it would be
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this summer, but if at some point a few years from now they said, hey, you gotta have an
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M1 for this or that feature, then you would be sort of bummed out. But I think the reason
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the 11-inch exists is that 12.9 is just too big for some people. That's laptop
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sized. And I think some people, including myself, just view that as an iPad that's
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just too big. I'm just very sad that they didn't put-- that they couldn't put the
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XDR display in the 11-inch. It'll get there. That's what I would have wanted. You know,
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eventually. Mm-hmm. What are y'all gonna do as far as purchasing? Are y'all gonna
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upgrade iPads? Yep, obviously. 12.9. Mm-hmm. What about you, Myke? I will not be
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buying any for me, no. We are going to upgrade Adina's 12.9. She's using
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mild 2018, and she uses it for illustrating, and did a thing that I
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didn't know you could do. You can actually wear away the coating on the
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iPads if you use the Apple Pencil enough. Did you know that that could happen?
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Yeah, and this is the thing, I've found that it's possible, if you are an artist, especially
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will have this, because you would typically be drawing in the same spot of the screen,
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and if you do that enough, you start to wear away the coating that's on top of it, and
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it continues to work, but you can get this thing sometimes where she'll draw one straight
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line and it will skip in a few places.
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It's kind of weird, didn't know that could happen.
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I mean, you know, this is an iPad that's been in very heavy use for this,
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and it's multiple years old.
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And my thinking was that I was going to upgrade my 12.9 inch iPad Pro,
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then she'll get my 2020 and then I would get a 2021.
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But I'm not using my 12.9 inch iPad Pro.
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So there's no point in in doing that.
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I think she's just going to get one instead.
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I'll get the chance to see what it looks like, the screen and stuff,
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but it won't be for me.
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I am holding out, like if they end up announcing something at WWDC that takes advantage of
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the M1 iPad Pro, I will replace my 11 inch.
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But there isn't enough on the 11 inch iPad Pro for me to want to upgrade from my 2018.
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For the usage that I'm getting out of it with the 11 inch, I don't really know if there's
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much of a reason right now to upgrade.
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If you are an 11 inch iPad Pro user of any kind, I don't know if they've shown enough,
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seem fair to say? Mm-hmm I think it does. So I mean I was maybe the only person in
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the world to upgrade from a 2018 to 2020 and now I'm not upgrading to 2021. I'd forgotten you had done that.
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My niche is a 2018 and I don't really see any reason to upgrade at this point
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either. I'm not planning on it. But I'm holding out for whatever might happen
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later on. So you reserve the right to upgrade later. I reserve the right to
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upgrade post WWDC. So at the end of round two total score Federico 2, Myke 1, and I
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have 1. Federico is leading. We'll pick this action back up on the other side of
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of the show and relay FM is time to judge our Ricky picks. My first one, we see some
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sort of AR focused hardware.
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Well, we told you, I mean, come on. We right. I mean, you knew you were not going to get
01:05:47
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Did you genuinely feel like it was possible?
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I thought it was possible that the iPad would pick up something new, like beyond the LiDAR
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sensor and that that would answer my pick. I wasn't betting on the glasses.
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I feel like we tried to explain this to you, that we would not have given you that pick.
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But the letter of the law, you would have had to.
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Suggests that it's not AR-focused hardware.
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If it was like some new LiDAR array and they were using it for ARKit, that would have been
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AR focused hardware.
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But they didn't do that, so I didn't get the point.
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It's not AR focused hardware, because then you're suggesting that the entire focus of
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the iPad is AR.
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No, no, no, the focus of the new LiDAR hardware or whatever it was going to be.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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That's like camera focused cameras.
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No, it's not.
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Right, like that doesn't make any sense.
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You wouldn't say that.
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This is my phone focused phone.
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That's right.
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This is my day focused phone.
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Does none of this make any sense?
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for none of this makes any sense you were never gonna get this pick well
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neither were you wasn't gonna happen no but I knew it two sizes of iMac
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announced I knew I wasn't gonna get it but it was Ricky it was all one size I
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was six colors plus silver yeah I love it I love the way it looks I think it's
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beautiful I love it I adore it I'm gonna order one to review I've decided of
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Of course you could flip flop flip flip flop.
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I'm not moving to a 24 inch iMac.
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Well you say that.
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You might change your mind.
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I can't go to a 24 inch screen.
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We'll see, maybe you will.
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I have a Mac Pro.
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Could you plug your Pro Display into it?
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I'm not doing it.
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Oh that's 54 inches now.
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No this machine doesn't meet my needs.
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I want a bunch of storage inside a computer.
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the two terabyte iMac isn't enough free space to hold my home folder anymore. I
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can't do it. What are you doing? A lot of stuff. What are you doing? Federico can
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you get on board to me with this one? You can't get your home folder on a two
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terabyte drive? My home folder is 1.98 terabytes. What are you doing with it? I got all sorts of stuff in here man.
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Well I mean that's clearly... Are you a hoarder, Stevens?
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I mean we knew that already. So part of it is that I used to keep archived files somewhere else and that's a
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terabyte so I guess I could move that to an external. So I want to know now how
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much used storage space is in your Mac Pro? Okay I can tell you right now let me
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pull this up. So Macintosh HD I've used 4.33 terabytes out of 8 terabytes that's
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the boot internal drive. What are you saying? One, a volume I have called
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intersect which is a it's actually two four terabyte two and a half inch SSDs
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rated and mirror with each other on a card. I've used 1.9 terabytes of that 4
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terabyte space. So we're up to 6 terabytes. 3 point, let's see, let's see, 3.7
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plus 1.9 it's 5.6 and then with time machine I have used 8.4 terabytes out of
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12 so all in all I'm using 14 terabytes of data inside my computer out of a
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possible out of a possible almost 20 terabytes what are you doing this is
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pathological. Do you have any data outside of your iMac or your Mac Pro? No, it's all inside the
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computer. What are you doing? My devon thinks databases alone are 100 gigabytes. I've got a lot of stuff man.
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Yeah but that doesn't... What stuff? So it's all a terabyte of his archive so we want to look in here.
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Okay so the relay FM archive. But like videos... The relay FM archive is 470 gigs and it is a copy of...
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But like my question would be, why is your computer the place for that?
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That surely should be done somewhere else, right?
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I mean someone has to have a copy of every MP3 we've ever published that gets updated weekly.
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Who else is gonna do it?
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That's not the point.
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The point is why on your computer?
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A computer in the world should have that, I agree.
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I don't know if it needs to be in your Mac Pro.
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Well it can be.
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Sometimes he just likes to open the folder, click the arrow keys and select,
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"scheme through", you know?
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Put it on shuffle.
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I get it. I kinda get it.
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Browse that folder with cover flow.
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That's right.
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But again, I still feel like there's many terabytes, many, many terabytes.
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Most of the terabytes not accounted for to this point.
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Got a lot of stuff in Dropbox.
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Are you doing Plex or something?
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What are you storing?
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No real movie library either.
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That's on a Mac Mini in the house.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Tell me again how many terabytes?
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On my home folder?
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My home folder was 1.9.
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No, no, no, the whole thing.
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Oh, it was...
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Not the backup.
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Without Time Machine?
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Without Time Machine.
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Oh, gosh, I already closed the tab.
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I feel like you should...
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It was 1.9 on the external but internal drive and then 4.3 on the boot drive.
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So was it 6 terabytes we decided?
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There, there, thereabouts.
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So you have 6 terabytes of used storage.
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But there is no video in that.
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I mean there's video from work but I don't have like my iTunes movie library synced down
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or anything.
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That is unbelievable.
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I cannot fathom this.
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Six terabytes of web archives?
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A lot of archives.
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Is that what it is?
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There's some in there.
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I'm using 873 gigabytes.
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Not very much.
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That's what I'm using.
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No, it's not much, clearly.
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I don't even have an archive.
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So in the cloud, baby!
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Steven, I can't even fathom.
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That's unbelievable.
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I had no idea that it had gotten this bad.
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There's a lot of stuff in here. I mean part of it is like the mythical man month thing not mythical man month
01:12:01
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What's the chat room help me out? What's the theory that like work will take the allotted time?
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That sort of thing like what?
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You know like if you have six hours for a project
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If you have six hours for a project Parkinson's law, thank you
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If you have six hours allotted for a project you only think it's gonna take three it will actually take six
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So like I have this space so I fill it up. You're just expanding within the space that you have
01:12:25
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Yeah, but...
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Wait, what kind of law is that?
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Right, but there must have been a point where you decided to grow it, though, right?
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Like, it wasn't like you went from 256 gigabytes to 12 terabytes.
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I mean, I used to not have a copy of everything that Relay's ever published, for instance,
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so that's newish.
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Devin thinks new in the last year, so that's a bunch of stuff.
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This is about half a terabyte so far, so again, there's still a lot of stuff.
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I mean, maybe I got some stuff I don't know about.
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Are you sure you don't have like a corrupt file or something?
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Yeah, that's just like quadrupling every second.
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Are you sure it's not that?
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Because I mean, if it's not video.
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Let's see how big my user library folder is.
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Because if I have a runaway log--
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It's like a cache or something.
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Yeah, let's see.
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This is truly unbelievable.
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Maybe I do have something wrong.
01:13:17
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Well, my log file is only a gigabyte,
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so that's not too scary.
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Let's see what cache is.
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I mean, six terabytes.
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I apologize. I'm using 1.1 terabytes is what I'm using.
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Yeah, see I'm only 800 gigs ahead of you. So it's not that wild.
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No, no, no, no, no. That is everything I have, Stephen.
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Two gigabytes of caches.
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I haven't got like 70 terabytes scrolled away somewhere. That's everything.
01:13:44
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I know, I got a lot of stuff.
01:13:45
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Look, if there's stuff in that archive that you cannot mention on the show, I understand.
01:13:52
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No. Okay. Oh, but like for instance, I have, okay, I'll show you, I'll tell you some other
01:13:58
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stuff I have. I have 11 gigabytes of mail. Apparently I took a long time to crawl. Um,
01:14:03
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archives. I have every PDF I made at my college newspaper. Like, oh, cause I need those.
01:14:11
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Yeah. But you see, okay. So how big is that?
01:14:15
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Guarantee you don't need. Let's see how big that is. That folder is seven gigs.
01:14:21
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Alright. No, none of this is adding up.
01:14:24
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Like, you keep saying, "Oh, I have all this stuff." It's like 25 megabytes.
01:14:29
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It's not like you just said, "Oh, I have the entire historical archive of the New York Times."
01:14:35
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No, it's 7 gigabytes of PDF documents.
01:14:37
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I mean, I do have...
01:14:39
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I'm using 6 terabytes of space, but everything's broken down into 10 gigabytes.
01:14:42
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So like, most of that intersect drive, which I now see I could just make internal to my boot
01:14:47
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disk so I made it that just to simplify things I do have some stuff on there
01:14:51
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that's like tech history and tech content I can't talk about where I got
01:14:55
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it so like the Apple history folder on that drive is a terabyte so that's one
01:15:03
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six is like Apple history stuff that's not in dev and think and most of that is
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video or PDFs that I just haven't gotten around to putting a dev and think
01:15:13
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man I have 78 gigabytes I don't know we went from AR to this somehow we went
01:15:25
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from two sizes of iMac yes I think the idea was Steven couldn't move to an iMac
01:15:29
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because he wouldn't have in but see did this this idea of internal storage
01:15:33
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doesn't mean anything anyway if you got like a bunch of drives put them in a
01:15:39
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carrier bag and tape them to the back of the iMac it's basically the same thing
01:15:43
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Yeah, and that's how I used to do it with the iMac Pro. Yes. But I don't want to do it, I want it inside.
01:15:50
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I really like this. Yes, I'm aware of this. Okay. I'm just happy you're happy, you know.
01:15:59
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Yeah. Alright, so neither of us got our our Ricky picks, so we have each lost a point. Federico.
01:16:06
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Well, we need to talk about this though.
01:16:08
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So I said the iPad Pro with an updated USB 4/Thunderbolt port features a new kind of
01:16:16
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support for external displays.
01:16:19
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Can I just jump in here?
01:16:22
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Because I don't think you got this.
01:16:25
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I agree, actually.
01:16:28
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So I think in the spirit of the pick, this is not a point.
01:16:33
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But if we were to go down on a technicality here, I think it is a point.
01:16:40
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Because a new kind...
01:16:42
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We specifically said, "Do you want to add all of the things that are in the document
01:16:47
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as part of the pick?"
01:16:48
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And I said, "No, that is just context."
01:16:51
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Going from partial to better, or slightly better, support on the Proteus Lay XDR...
01:16:58
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Technically, up to 6K resolution is a new...
01:17:01
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I don't think this is a new kind of support. I just don't think that...
01:17:07
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And I just want to state for the record, if you didn't get this point, you would still
01:17:12
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Yes. I know. That is not... It's just... We need to debate here because the Bill of
01:17:19
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Rickeys doesn't mention the spirit of the pick.
01:17:22
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But I don't even think this is a spirit of the pick question. I don't think that this
01:17:27
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is a new kind of support for external displays.
01:17:30
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It's a new kind of support.
01:17:34
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But I don't think it is a new kind of support.
01:17:37
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It's the same kind of support.
01:17:38
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It can just drive bigger displays.
01:17:40
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I don't think that this is a new kind of anything.
01:17:44
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It's just more of an existing thing.
01:17:47
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I agree with Myke.
01:17:48
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I don't think you get this because it supported the produce displays here at 5k before, but
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it's not new.
01:17:56
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new, like it's just a little bit better and I think what you really, I think what
01:18:02
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people think about when they hear that pick is, you know, apps that actually use
01:18:06
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the external display. Everything you wrote afterwards, any of those things. Yeah, I don't
01:18:11
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care, I just wanted to get the additional points, I mean I still win anyway.
01:18:15
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You still win, you still win. I mean look, I'm not saying you don't get it here, like
01:18:20
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I'm not putting my foot down, right, or I'm not gonna go on strike, I'm just saying
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my read on this was that it didn't hit the... Yeah, I know, I know, I don't particularly
01:18:33
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care, I just wanted to try, you know, if I can swing it. So are we agreeing that nobody
01:18:39
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got their rookies? Nobody got their rookies. Because if you remember, we then went on to
01:18:44
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talk for a long time about software support and you thought they would do it and I thought
01:18:50
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they wouldn't do it and that was like this whole long conversation, like this is the
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kind of stuff we were expecting. And I agree, that wasn't your pick. We didn't include it
01:18:57
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in the pick. But I think that none of us were thinking it's going to be able to support
01:19:02
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the Pro Display XDR at a higher resolution and that counts.
01:19:06
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Sorry, Federico. So at the end...
01:19:10
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No, sorry for what I won.
01:19:12
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Yeah, you're the winner. There's no apologies necessary. You won.
01:19:16
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So here's the score. Federico won. So congratulations.
01:19:21
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keynote chairman, so you will get access to the Twitter account this weekend. I have zero
01:19:28
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and Myke has zero. So we have to flip a coin. Now historically, I have never won a coin
01:19:33
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toss. And I always win them. And you always win them. I believe, and again, maybe someone
01:19:39
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will have to check this, I believe I have won every coin toss that we've done. Maybe.
01:19:47
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We should add some spice to this coin toss this time.
01:19:53
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We should ask not Siri, but Alexa.
01:19:58
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And we should ask Alexa in Italian.
01:20:01
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But how are we going to be able to verify?
01:20:04
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Well, you're going to have to trust me on this.
01:20:08
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Okay, I trust you.
01:20:09
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Also, I'm going to Apple pay you 20 bucks.
01:20:14
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Steven, you can pick.
01:20:16
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Okay, I pick heads.
01:20:18
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So for context, heads in Italian would be testa and what's the other one?
01:20:26
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Tails would be croce.
01:20:28
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So instead of doing heads or tails, we do heads and cross for whatever reason.
01:20:35
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So Steven, who are you?
01:20:40
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Alexa, testa or croce?
01:20:45
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How's your echo treating you now, friend? Oh, let me get the smart one involved.
01:20:51
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Oh, Siri's so bad. Is Italian not enabled for the bedroom, Alexa?
01:20:58
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Really? Oh, look at this. Look. Oh, it's so confusing.
01:21:00
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Nobody knows how it works. You've got to enable things.
01:21:03
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You think you'd use Italian in the bedroom? Hey.
01:21:07
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Why do I do these things? Why do I do these things to myself and have this too?
01:21:11
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you've done now you're like how about we bring a being a smart assistant into this conversation
01:21:16
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see it wasn't it wasn't set on the double language of course it wasn't uh english italian obviously
01:21:25
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updating your language may take a few minutes see jayce it was not a problem of the echo obviously
01:21:32
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it sounds like it was a problem no it was my fault i just started talking to you
01:21:38
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forgot to set it to English Italian.
01:21:41
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OK, so let's try again.
01:21:42
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See if the setting actually took over.
01:21:46
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Alexa, test of crochet.
01:21:49
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Well, it's not doing anything.
01:21:51
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Oh my gosh, for sure.
01:21:52
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I just beat--
01:21:52
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Just ask Siri.
01:21:54
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Yeah, the amount of anticipation now it's building.
01:21:59
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See, it's tails.
01:22:01
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Did you guys hear that?
01:22:03
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Does that mean I won?
01:22:07
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Oh, excellent.
01:22:08
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she said crotchey so i win again so steven you are oh is it best of one best of one hero
01:22:15
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to zero yeah it's always a one thing hero to zero we've gone from keynote chairman to
01:22:19
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loser wait people are saying that they couldn't hear but we trust you yeah we trust you so
01:22:24
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that's that okay no it was fine no i accept i accept
01:22:34
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I'm pretty sure if you listen again you can make that out, I'm sure.
01:22:40
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So up next we have the Flexis.
01:22:42
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Let me remind you of what the Bill of Rickey says about the Flexis.
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Loser of the Flexis must compensate the winner of the Flexis by donating to the charity of
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the winner's choice.
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The amount of the donation is $25 per wrong Flexi made by the loser.
01:23:03
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In the case of a tie, the ratio of correct to incorrect flexies will be taken into account.
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Each host must make a minimum of 5 flexi picks.
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Flexis may be reused as future flexis or regular picks and the money must be donated on air.
01:23:27
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All right since I won the previous time I get to go first
01:23:32
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The iPod touch is taken down from sale in the wake of the event
01:23:38
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It's still for sale. Yeah, we see Jaws introduce something
01:23:51
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The next one we probably need to talk about the magic keyboard for iPad
01:23:55
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goes unchanged
01:23:58
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It's been changed in two ways so it comes in white now
01:24:02
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That's the change is it and it's and it physically is different dimensions now
01:24:09
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So I lost another change that way you lost that one I
01:24:12
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Actually technically get this one right Apple did not say air tags. No mention of air tags
01:24:19
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No, get out of here. Get out of town. Nice try.
01:24:22
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A new iPad comes in a new color for its line. The poor iPad mini didn't even get mentioned.
01:24:29
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Apple announces something with podcasts.
01:24:34
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So I have one Flexi. It's not good.
01:24:39
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Mine were. Apple talks about app tracking transparency in iOS 14.5. They did not.
01:24:46
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Yeah, they just didn't say anything.
01:24:48
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So I have a question. My next one is new iPad Pro accessory. Now Logitech...
01:24:53
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No, no, no, no, no.
01:24:55
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No, no, come on, listen. Wait, wait. Logitech worked with Apple to create the combo touch
01:25:06
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No, I'm not gonna get that?
01:25:07
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Logitech worked in collaboration with Apple Incorporated to create...
01:25:17
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You don't need to spell out the full business name. It doesn't sound more convincing if
01:25:23
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you do that.
01:25:24
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No, this is not going to fly. I'm trying my hardest here.
01:25:29
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What does the Discord think? Is Logitech working with Apple Incorporated? I don't think it's
01:25:37
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a point, Myke.
01:25:38
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Would you say Ryan says they didn't discuss it in the keynote? Ryan, that's not the end
01:25:41
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of the rules. It is anything that we know about by the time we judge. Wow, people say
01:25:46
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no, overwhelmingly.
01:25:47
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I mean of course it's no, I'm not an idiot, I'm just trying!
01:25:51
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I know this doesn't count!
01:25:54
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But see, I respect the strategy.
01:25:56
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I will give you a point just for that.
01:25:58
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I know that this doesn't count.
01:26:00
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Like, whilst technically it is a new iPad accessory, it's almost like if I would have
01:26:04
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suggested about all of the Belkin AirTag things.
01:26:07
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This isn't what I meant.
01:26:08
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Everybody knows I meant Apple creating a new Apple Pencil or something.
01:26:12
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Or not a new Apple, like a brand new type of thing.
01:26:15
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14.5 dropping within 24 hours?
01:26:17
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That's not happening.
01:26:18
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AirTags unveiled.
01:26:20
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Now this one's the real heartbreaker for me.
01:26:22
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You can buy AirTags in a three-pack.
01:26:24
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Oh man, you said three-pack.
01:26:26
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I said three-pack.
01:26:27
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Why didn't I just say multi-pack?
01:26:29
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I don't know why I needed to state three.
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That's what the rumor was, I think.
01:26:36
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Yeah, if you would say multi-pack,
01:26:37
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you would have had it green.
01:26:38
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Oh, I need to give you a bell for your AirTags.
01:26:41
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There you go.
01:26:42
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Oh, thank you so much.
01:26:44
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And the camera on the iPad Pro moves to the long side.
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It's ultra wide and does a weird thing where it can shift around the image to keep you in frame.
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Center stage, yes.
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But no long side iPad Pro camera.
01:26:59
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So what is it, one one, me and Steven, right?
01:27:03
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Yes, we now get to my fun flexes.
01:27:07
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So, number one, new case colors for the iPhone.
01:27:13
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sure. Purple. A bunch of other stuff. Number two, Driver Kit comes to our website to let
01:27:23
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more kinds of accessories be supported on iPad. I mean, I am probably going to reuse this at WWDC
01:27:30
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at some point because it sure does feel like... Yes, and we can reuse Flexi. If this had been your
01:27:36
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risky pick you cannot reuse it. Yep, yep. Number three, shortcuts gets new actions or triggers
01:27:44
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for USB connections on iPad. You were really expecting a lot in that release. I was, I mean,
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but it gets better, hold on. Number four, hypervisor comes to iPad to allow for virtual
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machines. So again, I do think, especially now that there's the M1 in iPad Pro, I really do
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feel like at some point in the future they will support virtualization like they do on
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Mac OS. But not today. So, yeah. Now, I put this in yellow, but I think it's a point.
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Apple updates the standard Bluetooth Magic Keyboard.
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I don't know how there's any contention this is a point. They did.
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No it's not. No, no it's not.
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It's not a point.
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Bluetooth Magic Keyboard did not get an update. The keyboard that comes with the iMac did,
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but you can't buy this on its own. No, that doesn't matter. It's the Ma- It is the standard
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Bluetooth Magic Keyboard. No it's not, the standard one is that anyone can go in and buy,
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and you can't buy one of these. No, no, no, no. Standard was only in there because he meant not
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iPad. That's what that meant. No, then he should have clarified. It doesn't get it. No, I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry man, he gets this. I think this is a point. I think this is a point.
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Would you want to just lose another coin flip? Because that's how it's going.
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I got a coin flip with you either way.
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Well, no. Well, no, Myke is the loser.
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No, we each made six picks.
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Oh, yeah, you gotta flip a coin.
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Remember, if Myke had stuck with five...
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Yeah, I put the sixth pick in there.
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I would have lost, but he went with the sixth one. He got greedy.
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I mean, come on, they literally announced a bunch of new Magic Keyboards.
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But it's not...
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Federico, I am with you on this.
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I am with you on this.
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It's not the regular keyboard.
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It is, it is.
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They're just not selling it with other products, like, because it won't work with the iMac.
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Also, Steven...
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It is the new Magic Keyboard.
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That's what it's going to look like.
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The pic says "Apple Updates", not "Apple Puts Up For Sale".
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That's common!
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But no, the word "standard".
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The standard...
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It is the standard!
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No, it's not!
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It's just...
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It means not magic keyboard for the iPad.
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It doesn't work with 95% of Macs sold and you can't go in and buy it.
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It's not the standard Bluetooth keyboard.
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Alright, so if they said "Oh, we're putting it on sale" you would accept that?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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If they had gotten rid of the one that's on my desk and replaced it with one of these...
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Well, they would have had to have gotten rid of it to update it?
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Yeah, they didn't update it.
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Yeah, that's...
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I think we need a third party.
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I refuse to give this up.
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So let me see if I can find somebody.
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- All right.
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- I'm gonna text Jason.
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- I mean, I'm not a hundred percent sure
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'cause it's two to one, but.
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- This is like, this is I'm being robbed of my flexes here.
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Like this is absurd.
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Like everybody knows that there's a new Magic Keyboard
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for desktop and you're hanging this victory
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on a technicality for the word standard.
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- So for context, Steve Trouton Smith is texting me
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right now saying you totally get that point.
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But I'm not texting him.
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Hang on, hang on.
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Are you asking Jason to come on the show
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or are you just asking him the question?
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If anyone comes on this show, I'm asking the question.
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Yeah, 'cause it's between me and Federico.
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'Cause you two can't be trusted.
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So if we can find someone to come in
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and answer this question for us,
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then I'm the one who's gonna be doing the asking around here.
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This is ridiculous.
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The fact that we got this adjudicated.
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It's just ridiculous.
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I won't let it go.
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- See, even John agrees.
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Even John, I mean, come on.
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- All right, Jason's gonna come on.
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- We all know it.
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- Aye, aye, aye.
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- All right, I just sent him the Zoom link.
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He should be joining us.
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Hello, Mr. Snell.
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Hello, boys.
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What seems to be the problem?
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- Hello, Jason.
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- Jason, I'm gonna read you a question,
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and I just want you to say,
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well, I'm gonna read you a pic,
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and I want you to say whether this pick was correct or incorrect.
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-Alright. -"Apple updates the standard Bluetooth Magic Keyboard, the desktop one."
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-That's correct. -See? Ha! In your face, Aachen!
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-Can I make my case to you, Jason?
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-I mean, I already said yes, but sure, go ahead.
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-I mean, what jury brings back a verdict before hearing closing arguments?
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-I don't know. It's the Ricky's. Weird things happen, but go ahead.
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-It's actually just the flexies.
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- We're just arguing over something that doesn't matter.
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- This is a, there's cash on the line though.
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- It's for charity.
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- Apple didn't, Apple updated the iMac keyboard,
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but you can't go into an Apple store and buy one of these.
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So it's not the standard Bluetooth magic keyboard.
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- I get, I get what you're saying,
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but this is clearly the,
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as soon as they have enough of them to sell them separately,
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of course they're gonna sell them.
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was so good is I just made this point.
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- And so to say, it's like, oh no, no, no,
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it's not available to the general public yet.
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And therefore it's some weird side keyboard
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that will never be, I mean,
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we all know that it's gonna be there eventually.
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And it is the next one.
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And also another part of this,
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which I was leaning on Jason was by saying standard,
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Federico meant not the iPad one.
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- Yes, exactly.
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- So. - Exactly.
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It's a new standard being set right now.
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- Jason, I'm so pleased that you came in
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to talk some sense into Steven.
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This was a very long argument that you'll hear later.
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This has been going on for a very long time.
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- I look forward to it.
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It's, this is what happens when you do connected on Fridays.
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It's very confusing.
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Yes, yes it is.
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- We're all very upset.
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Thank you, Jason.
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- Thanks for nothing.
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Thanks boys. Stephen I have a question for you. Did you pick Jason explicitly because
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you thought he was going to agree? No. Be honest. Okay, that's fair. I just wanted
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to know if you thought he would agree with you. Anyway, flexing number six. The new iPad
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Pro comes with the new gun charger. A lot of people thought you said gun charger the
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last episode? A gun charger! You can charge your water gun. Sure. Like the, what was the
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Nintendo gun thing called? The Superscope! Yeah, it's like one of those. You shoot it
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at the screen. Easy. Gun charger. Anyway, that would be two flexes out of six. Clean
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Clean up, clean up for Federico.
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Making me the winner of the flexes as well.
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So now you get to do another coin flip.
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Now we do, okay, so now let me point the microphone at the...
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Steven, do you want to choose this time?
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I will let you choose this time.
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Okay, I'm gonna go with heads.
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Always go with heads.
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Alright, so mic is heads, which again is testa in Italian.
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I'm king of the coin flip.
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It's kind of funny, I have never had to choose a charity or pay a charity for the Flexis.
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It's always been between the two of you.
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So the Flexis, Federico won, then Myke, then me, lost by coin toss, same as the picks.
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So I have to donate $25 per wrong pick.
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I had five wrong picks.
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So where am I spending my $125 Federico?
01:35:32
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Oh, oh, you know what?
01:35:35
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I if possible, let's see, let's see if we can do this.
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I would like you to donate to help out our friends in India.
01:35:46
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Let's see if maybe the American Red Cross, probably the Red Cross.
01:35:51
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I reckon probably the Red Cross.
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Yeah, let's see.
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I'm still looking on their site.
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The Indian Red Cross.
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But I don't know if that's true, actually.
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I'm seeing if you can like tell them where to
01:36:03
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Yeah, put it. It doesn't look like you can but I can donate to them
01:36:08
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125 I want to support
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The okay, so I have options disaster relief
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spring tornadoes and floods where it's needed most your local Red Cross which would be Memphis I guess and then
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They have like a blood services division. I feel like where it's needed most
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probably where to give
01:36:29
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I'm gonna dedicate this gift to a friend or loved one
01:36:34
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Fattichi what if I'm both oh they support Apple pay that's nice
01:36:38
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Apple pays coming up have an Intel Mac so it takes a long time to realize I'm wearing an Apple watch all right
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$125 that was a bad today is not my day
01:36:50
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No, you have not done well today my friend. I'm sorry
01:36:54
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I was not expecting this kind of end for the Ricky's and the flexes and Jason and all that shouting going on.
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I need a drink.
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Completely middle of the road.
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But I won everything! In your face both of you!
01:37:13
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There it is. That's what we were looking for.
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Ah, that feels nice.
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Ah, back where I belong.
01:37:20
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Finally got a win back, huh? It's been a long time for you.
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back where I belong, sitting on the throne. You may only get like seven weeks or so, right,
01:37:30
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with this? Especially if you're going to start talking about Hypervisor again. I think you
01:37:33
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Mira, I think you said another year, right? That's not the annual one. I think you said
01:37:41
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I will continue winning. You said, I think I heard that and I think you're right, Myke.
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I want to make sure the best of luck.
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All these events.
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Oh, that feels nice.
01:37:52
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Where's my password?
01:37:53
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I'll send it to you.
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If you want to find links to stuff we spoke about, head on over to our website,
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You can find us all online.
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You can find Federico on Twitter as Vittici, V I T I C C I.
01:38:23
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And he's the editor in chief of max stories.net.
01:38:26
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Federico, I have a question for you.
01:38:29
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Tell me about a time where you chose to have mercy on somebody.
01:38:33
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Uh, actually a bunch of times.
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Wasn't today.
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I could have sued my former and only employer when I was 20 for a lot of money.
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Like a lot of money.
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And I didn't do that.
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Because I was lazy, is the first reason.
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Like it was a whole thing.
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It's like...
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I don't think you can claim mercy for being lazy.
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But no, no, hold on.
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I also felt like I didn't want to start off my career as an independent on that kind of
01:39:24
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You know, like I, so this is probably going to sound stupid.
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I felt like it was going to bring me bad luck to do that.
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I don't know.
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It's like, you really want to go independent and, and you know, get your money by suing
01:39:39
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somebody? I don't know. So, like, I kind of had merged, and, like, and my family disagreed with me.
01:39:47
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My accountant was furious. But ultimately I decided, you know what, like, it is what it is, whatever.
01:39:56
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I didn't want to do that. And also, like, now, looking back, I'll tell you, I'm actually grateful
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for that person who fired me, because it allowed me to do what I do right now and to say these
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words in front of a microphone at this very moment.
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Like actually, I'm pretty grateful to that person.
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Without them, you never would have won the Rookies.
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So look at all this joy and victories that that person firing me brought me over the
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And so yeah, I guess I was merciful at the time. Now, like, if I were to run into this
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person in Viterbo, I would actually go for the handshake. I mean, if we ever go back
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to that kind of situation. But like, no hard feelings, you know? Like, you fired me, you
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were... let's say an idiot at the time. But whatever, all is good now. So, you know, whatever.
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fine it sounds like you were the bigger person and that's good yeah yeah it's
01:41:08
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also no I don't think it's good energy to to keep you know yeah yeah yeah so I
01:41:15
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like it it was mostly for that reason you could find Myke on Twitter as I am y
01:41:20
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ke he's the host of a bunch of shows here on relay FM and twitch streams
01:41:25
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about keyboards most Fridays at Myke dot live I just wanted to say for people
01:41:32
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people want to check it out. On Monday's episode of Upgrade, we have a really great interview
01:41:37
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with two people who work over at Apple. So they were both in the presentation and we're
01:41:45
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talking to them about the iMac. It was Colleen Novielli and Nevpreet Kolodie. It's a really
01:41:49
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fun interview that I think people are going to dig.
01:41:52
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You can find me on Twitter as @ismh and I write 512pixels.net. Before we go, I want
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