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     - Hello and welcome to Connected, episode 342. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's made possible this week by our sponsors, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Fitbod, ExpressVPN, and StoryWorth. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     My name is Stephen Hackett 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and I'm joined by Mr. Federico Vittucci. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Hello, Stephen. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Hi, how are you? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Hello, it is Friday and it's weird, but we're here. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Very true. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - We're also joined by Myke Hurley, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     who is always introduced correctly and on time. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Yep, we've gotta get down today, haven't we? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Yes, gotta get down on Friday. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     ♪ It's Friday, Friday ♪ 
     
     
  
 
 
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     ♪ Gotta get down on Friday ♪ 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Oh my God, how many years ago was that song? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Couldn't even tell you. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - I would say 10, all right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Gotta get down on Friday. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Rebecca Black. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Was released in 2011. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Oh my God. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Exactly 10 years. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - It's 10 years ago. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - February 10th, 2011, so almost, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I mean, you just missed it by a few months. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Oh man, can you imagine if it was today? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like, how exciting that would have been if it was today. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     She's back though, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like, I think I saw this recently. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     She's releasing music again. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Sometimes I wonder, like, and maybe this is one of the future Pro topics 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for Connected Pro members. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Myke, where can people sign up for Connected Pro? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     GetConnectedPro.co 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Perfect. But sometimes I think about, like, and I kinda, I don't know, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     maybe it should be like a TV show, maybe it should be a podcast, like, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     what happened to like people who were quote unquote famous, I think about this a lot, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     or like a meme for a while and then disappeared. Like I think about this a lot, especially 
     
     
  
 
 
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     in the context of what, what are they doing now? What did they, I think that's the thing, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     isn't it? What are they doing now? How did they use their money or temporary celebrity 
     
     
  
 
 
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     status? And I also think about this a lot in the, in the context of the damn Daniel 
     
     
  
 
 
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     guys. What is he doing now? I bet they just got a YouTube channel or something. I think 
     
     
  
 
 
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     more of this about not so much the meme people but like musicians who had like three good 
     
     
  
 
 
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     songs. Okay, so I gotta be honest with you. Right, what do you do next? Okay, so a few 
     
     
  
 
 
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     months ago I was driving with Silvia and I was thinking about this again and I told her 
     
     
  
 
 
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     you know what I would love to do at some point someday in the future when I have more free 
     
     
  
 
 
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     time, like a show that is entirely about like every episode is a single song from an artist 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that just had that famous song. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So one hit wonders. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     A show about one hit wonders. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And I just think that's such a fascinating topic. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like just talking to these people and asking them, how do you feel about being a one hit 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     Because on the one hand, you think about it, it maybe kind of sucks, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     everybody just knows you because you did that song, but also on the other hand I 
     
     
  
 
 
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     would say how like it's not like everybody can be known globally for a 
     
     
  
 
 
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     song so you're still pretty fortunate if you think about it. I don't know if people 
     
     
  
 
 
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     really look at that and think they feel fortunate because you always want to 
     
     
  
 
 
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     continue it right? Anyway if this is the kind of conversation that you enjoy 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     - There's a lot more of it available for you 
     
     
  
 
 
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     at getconnectedpro.co. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     These are the exact kind of conversations that we have 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that the three of us like to have, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     but then Apple get in the way 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and we can't have those conversations. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So that's, we have to actually talk about other stuff today. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - We do, but we've got to start with some follow up. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Just two quick things. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     The first is related to the studio doc, Federico, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that you reviewed a couple of weeks ago. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You still have it, I guess, on your desk? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - It's still here, looking at me. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Yes. How does the new iPad Pro, how's that going to work with it? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Well, it's not clear at the moment because the new iPad Pro is half a 
     
     
  
 
 
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     millimeter thicker than the previous generation model. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Will it fit the Studio Doc? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Who knows, right? I don't have an iPad Pro yet. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And even if I did, I at this point, I guess I shouldn't tell you. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But I don't know at the moment. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But I really do not have one, by the way. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But anyway, I don't know. My theory is that there may be some issues here, guys, because 
     
     
  
 
 
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     it was already like a tight fit before, and I wonder if 0.5 millimeters is enough to to cause 
     
     
  
 
 
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     some incompatibility problems with this thing, especially with the connector that 
     
     
  
 
 
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     attaches to the iPad Pro. Obviously, the StudioDock is an expensive device, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and Kensington was the maker of this accessory. They don't sell any replacement parts 
     
     
  
 
 
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     to say if you have a new generation iPad Pro, get this different attachment, for example. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't know. We'll see when we have the new iPad Pro. I'm not feeling good about it, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     personally, because I know that it was already a tight fit before. And again, 0.5 millimeters, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     though, I mean, it's a very small difference, but apparently it was enough of a difference to cause 
     
     
  
 
 
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     issues with the older generation Magic Keyboard made by Apple. We just saw today that the Magic 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Keyboard they released last year, so that if you bought a Magic Keyboard in 2020, you will not be 
     
     
  
 
 
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     able to use it with the new generation iPad Pro. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     This is sad stuff. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Which is unfortunate news for a $350... 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Yeah, because your $1100 iPad just became a $1500 iPad! 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     Which is a bit unfortunate. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Now is that because of the thickness? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Is that because of a difference in the camera cut out? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I would say it's thickness. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I bet it's the thickness. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Because it closes completely, doesn't it? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So if it's thicker, it's probably not going to fit. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Which is really sad and unfortunate because it just came out. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     As Zach in the Discord is saying, you can use it as long as you don't close it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I mean, sure. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     That's not a bad point. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     If you want to be, you know, hashtag productivity mode all the time, just leave it open right 
     
     
  
 
 
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     there without closing it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     it's just like using a laptop as a desktop computer. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
 
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     Now it will be even worse for the studio doc though. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Yes, definitely worse for Kensington than Apple, I think. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
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     I'll let you guys know. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I just want to say, this was the thing that we said at the time, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     it seemed like a real bad idea to release a product seemingly weeks before a new iPad. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And that if you bought that product, you were asking for trouble because I think the type 
     
     
  
 
 
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     of person that would buy that product would buy this new iPad. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     And I tried my best to tell everyone that. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     I feel like anybody that would spend the money on that thing is very like, uh, early adoptery, 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
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     And this new iPad actually has some cool stuff going on. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     We'll talk about it later that I think you would go in for it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So iOS 14.5 comes out next week. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Do we know when? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     OK, so sometime next week. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So next week's episode will feature the condensed 2021 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     Unless, well, are we going to do it anyways? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     What if 14.5 comes out on Thursday? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I think we do the Jeremy's either way. We'll do it anyway. Because they have to have 14.5 
     
     
  
 
 
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     out before air tax starts showing up for people. So I guess it'll be maybe Thursday at the 
     
     
  
 
 
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     latest. We do have a topic we want to get into a couple little topics before we get 
     
     
  
 
 
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     into judging the Ricky's. And the first is Apple podcast subscriptions. You probably 
     
     
  
 
 
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     have heard by now, many of your favorite podcasts are discussing this. So we're not gonna tell 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Thank you. We're not going to tell you what this is because you probably know by now. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I'm only really talking about it because I just want to say something about it, especially 
     
     
  
 
 
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     because me and Steven are both here together. We're still kind of looking over everything. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I think right now we still can't actually get access to the new Podcast Connect tool 
     
     
  
 
 
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     because of some bugs that have been going on with Apple Podcasts. By the way, if you 
     
     
  
 
 
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     haven't been able to find any relay FM shows in Apple podcasts over the last 
     
     
  
 
 
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     few days should be coming back to life now. My kind of feeling on this is that 
     
     
  
 
 
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     ultimately this whole podcast descriptions thing feels like a pretty 
     
     
  
 
 
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     decent solution for people who have really large audiences in Apple podcasts 
     
     
  
 
 
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     already. So if you have like you know if like 70 80 percent or 60 percent even of 
     
     
  
 
 
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     your audience is using Apple podcasts, this feels like a pretty decent solution for you. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     The tools that they have are quite impressive. There are some parts of it that would be tricky, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     like you have to upload your audio to a different place, it has to be a WAV file so there can't 
     
     
  
 
 
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     be chapters in it and all that kind of stuff. But the way that they're doing some of the 
     
     
  
 
 
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     behind the scenes stuff is really cool, I think. I actually think it's quite clever. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     the sense of if you subscribe, you don't have to subscribe to a separate show. You just 
     
     
  
 
 
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     subscribe and now you get the ad-free content all in the same place as the non-ad-free content 
     
     
  
 
 
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     show, for example. The implementation of it is clever. There obviously are some things 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that I would do differently or that Federico would do differently or Steven would do differently 
     
     
  
 
 
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     if we were in charge. But I think ultimately this is, I feel, about as good a solution 
     
     
  
 
 
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     as I could have imagined Apple doing. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Right, because there's obviously going to be exclusivity. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like it seems kind of wild to me that people are upset that Apple aren't 
     
     
  
 
 
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     allowing this stuff to be consumed in third party apps. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like I don't really know what you would have expected. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Right. To like think that Apple would provide a solution for you to pay them 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and listen to the connected pro feed if we did it in Castro. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like that doesn't make any sense for Apple's business. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like they want you in Apple podcasts. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Of course they do, why wouldn't they? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Because there are already so many tools available 
     
     
  
 
 
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     to do that exact thing, why would Apple do that? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You would use one of like previous sponsor 
     
     
  
 
 
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     but we use them member for, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     or there's like things like supporting cost and Patreon. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So Apple wouldn't create that, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     They're gonna create something that works well in their ecosystem 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that they can control. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Because Plus as well, with what they're doing, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     it wouldn't work as well 
     
     
  
 
 
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     if you were trying to listen to another app, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like it sends us a different thing. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     What I like is that this, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I think that the terms, I don't like the 30%. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I think it should be 15. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't really know how they could justify 30% 
     
     
  
 
 
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     because Apple are not bringing the customers 
     
     
  
 
 
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     even in the same way that they would for the app store 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for as much as that could be argued. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You know, people pay for podcasts because they enjoy the podcasts that they're 
     
     
  
 
 
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     listening to. So that's why you support the show and you want the extra content 
     
     
  
 
 
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     because you've already built a relationship. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I just don't really feel like Apple is involved in it all. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But what I do like is that the rest of their terms are, I think, much more 
     
     
  
 
 
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     realistic than we've seen from no other places. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And then I would have expected like, for example, you can still 
     
     
  
 
 
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     continue having a membership program outside of Apple podcasts even if you opt in to the 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Apple podcast subscription solution. So you could run them concurrently, you can choose to charge 
     
     
  
 
 
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     whatever you want, and you know it's up to you how you want to manage the content, which is not at all 
     
     
  
 
 
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     what we've seen in the app store. And I think even calling it a membership program is not 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Right, like Apple's MO is to open a store and that's what they've done. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And you can, so you can sell content there, but it's not, I don't think it's full featured 
     
     
  
 
 
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     enough to be a membership program that a lot of people would really consider to be on par 
     
     
  
 
 
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     with what you can get elsewhere. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I think there's a reason Apple didn't call it a membership feature membership program 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that it is just a subscription. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And yes, that's kind of how companies like ours structure our membership, but it can 
     
     
  
 
 
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     also just be for stuff you just want to sell. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You can just use it like a store if you wanted to. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You can have just pure paid podcasts that don't have a free component at all. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Look, Relay FM, as I say, we're still looking into this, but we already have our solution 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and it's been working really great for us. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And it seems to be basically impossible to replicate what we've been doing with Apple 
     
     
  
 
 
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     podcast subscriptions. Right because there isn't a way to have discord and 
     
     
  
 
 
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     all that kind of like you can't do that it doesn't work. Yeah because we don't if 
     
     
  
 
 
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     you if you go through Apple podcast subscription it's just like the App 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Store right like Marco doesn't know who does or doesn't own a copy of Overcast 
     
     
  
 
 
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     because that's private and Apple doesn't share that with developers it's the same 
     
     
  
 
 
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     thing here so if we were to do this and you joined connected Pro and Apple 
     
     
  
 
 
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     podcast subscriptions we would have no way of knowing who you are to get you 
     
     
  
 
 
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     into discord and get you the newsletter and other things that we already offer 
     
     
  
 
 
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     so it's it's incomplete and I think that it's very unlikely for Apple to add that 
     
     
  
 
 
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     sort of thing to this because again a they may not be able to because I'm sure 
     
     
  
 
 
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     it's just built on the same store infrastructure they use for everything 
     
     
  
 
 
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     but - like that's just against their stance on privacy and I respect that and 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And as a consumer in the Apple ecosystem, I like that. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But creators do want access to those email addresses 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for legitimate reasons. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And I don't think Apple's going to play ball with that. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     And there is that question of whose customer are they? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Yeah, they're Apple's. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     We consider our members our customers, but Apple doesn't. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and that's why they keep that information for themselves. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So we'll probably talk about this more in the future, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     but I know that if we didn't talk about this today, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     people would have asked for it 
     
     
  
 
 
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     or thought that we weren't talking about it 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for some reason, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But basically it's like, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     we don't have access to all the tools yet, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     so we can't fully assess it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But what we've seen so far is like, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     this is a option for people, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     but I don't think it can be an option for us 
     
     
  
 
 
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     because otherwise we'd have to create 
     
     
  
 
 
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     a watered down experience to what we're already offering. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - And give up 30%. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Oh yeah, and give up 30%. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I'm fine with 15, 30 is too much. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - I still think it's kind of interesting though 
     
     
  
 
 
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     as an additional option. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like I don't understand what the outrage is 
     
     
  
 
 
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     in terms of did anyone really expect 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that Apple was gonna build a membership system 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for other people like us and give us access to the data? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:15:35
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     - And that's why I said what I said. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like I think we're and people in our circles 
     
     
  
 
 
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     are overlaying our idea of membership on top of this, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and that's not what they've built. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:15:45
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     - We just don't have the listener breakup 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for Apple Podcast subscriptions anyway. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like, we're a different part of this industry. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:15:54
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     But I still think it's a fine option, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and it seems pretty well designed. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     There's a few things that I don't appreciate 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that you also mentioned, Myke. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:02
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     But I feel like, maybe as an additional option 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for folks who just want to get the ad-free, extended version 
     
     
  
 
 
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     of a show without any other perks. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:14
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     And if those people are super into Apple podcasts 
     
     
  
 
 
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     because they like using Siri or they 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:19
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     like using the HomePod and Apple Watch, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:22
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     seems pretty fine for them. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:23
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     And it's pretty much like the App Store. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And that also includes the unfortunate 30% fee, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     which I really don't understand. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:33
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     As with most cases, I guess I don't understand some of the outrage that I've seen, but hey, to each their own, I guess? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:41
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     I understand it if we would have expected them to be doing something altruistic. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:46
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     Why would they? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:48
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     Yeah, I mean, they have and continue to do some level of quote unquote altruism with Apple Podcasts in general, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:16:57
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     The fact that they are continuing to maintain this directory, right? That has an API. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:03
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     I'm like, yes, they've added an opt-out in the API, but I don't, that doesn't really 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:17:09
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     Um, people can opt out if they want to and then that becomes their own problem. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:13
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     And so they continue to have this thing that's available and Apple have stewarded podcasting 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     I think that they've done a very good job of it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:22
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     Now they're adding this thing on top. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:23
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     Of course it was meant to benefit their business whilst also providing some podcasters with 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:28
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     a way to make money. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:30
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     Like I don't know how we, it's the same with a 30%. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:35
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     I'm not surprised, I'm just disappointed. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:39
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     I wish they wouldn't have done it, but I'm not surprised that they've done it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:17:42
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     And if anything, I'm pleased that they kept the 15 after the first year. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Let's take a break and then talk about AirTags. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     your exercises are going to be on the iPhone. But after a little while I don't 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Is it AirTags or AirTag? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It depends how many you have. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:20:44
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     Well, Apple never uses AirTags, plural, I think. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:20:47
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     Well, it's like how they never say iMacs. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:20:52
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     More than one iMac is probably what they would say, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:20:55
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     It's like they never say "the" and they put "s" on the end of anything. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     iMacs, plural. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:00
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     Maybe they do put "s" on other things. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:04
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     Would they say iPhones? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:21:06
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     I don't know why. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:07
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     They say iPhones. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:08
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     But anyway, because AirTag, AirTag, because it starts with one, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:12
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     So it would be weird to call them AirTags if you're just selling one. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:21:18
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     Well, this is deep. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:21
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     It's a question for the time, really. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:24
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     It's a question for the linguistics out there. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:26
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     Like, I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:28
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     Anyway, yes, they are real. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:31
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     Did we get some AirTags for us? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:21:35
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     I don't know why, but I did. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:38
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     And while I was at it, I figured I would also get some accessories. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:21:42
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     I mean, why not? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:43
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     I didn't get them engraved, though. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:46
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     I'm not an engraving type person. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:21:52
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     I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:53
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     I prefer to put stickers sometimes on things, but usually, like, the selection of emoji 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:21:58
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     that you can pick from the tool on Apple.com is limited to just some emoji, and you cannot 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:06
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     put, like, curse words or other things on the engraving. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:10
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     So that sort of... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:11
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     Are you sad for that? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:12
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     It's like, "Oh, no customers." 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:13
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     I mean, it removes the fun, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:17
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     There's some fun options that I could have done. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:21
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     So I just got the standard four-pack, and then I got the keychain holder and another 
     
     
  
 
 
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     leather thing that they have. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:31
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     I just clicked a bunch of buttons, basically, and I figured, yeah, this and this other one. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And I don't know how I'm going to use them. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:37
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     I don't know why I bought them. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:39
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     I think I bought them because of hashtag content, basically. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:43
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     So just, yeah, I want to talk about them. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:45
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     This was a product that I thought I would want anyway, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:50
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     because I do see a value to this kind of thing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:22:53
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     And then the review videos made them look even cooler 
     
     
  
 
 
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     than I thought they were going to be. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So I was like, yep, I'm into it. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     You know, I just thought I went with the Hermes one, you know, just like 
     
     
  
 
 
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     just thought I just dropped 500 no I didn't do that I bought four pack mm-hmm 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I wanted to engrave them then I was like I don't know what I want and decided not to 
     
     
  
 
 
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     engrave them but then I was talking to Adina this morning and she was like oh I 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:23:21
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     would like one and then I was like okay I'm gonna get the keychain which 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:23:25
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     keychain do you want and I showed and she wanted the exact same keychain one 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that I wanted and I was like okay this is gonna get confusing so I did engrave 
     
     
  
 
 
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     them. I did one with MH, one with AH, and then I did one with a ghost on it and one 
     
     
  
 
 
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     with the grimacing emoji on it because I thought that was funny. I just picked the 
     
     
  
 
 
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     ghost, I liked the ghost, and then just like of all the emoji faces, the grimacing 
     
     
  
 
 
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     one, I was like yep I'm into it. It's a very upset AirTag at all times. I got a 
     
     
  
 
 
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     couple of different. I got one of the keychain ones because I do actually want 
     
     
  
 
 
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     to put this on my keys. The loop one and I got one of the little Belkin secure holders as well. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I just want to try out all of the different options here because I know what I want to do 
     
     
  
 
 
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     with two of them. And Ian is going to have one for her keys, I'm going to have one for my keys. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I keep hearing people say like I've never lost my keys and as like a reason that they wouldn't 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:24:23
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     want air tags. I've never lost my keys. And that's perfectly fine but here's the other thing. I don't 
     
     
  
 
 
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     ever want to lose my keys. So this is the thing that would stop me from doing that, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     hopefully. Like, I don't think it's a good answer. It's like something's never happened, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     so it never will happen. You know? I don't think that that's a way to live your life, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     right? Just having assumed something to this point will mean that it will be that way forever. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You know, I don't think that life works like that. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I'm just saying, and I said this before, I'm not a very misplace-y person. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Yeah, you are. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:24:59
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     No, I'm not. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:00
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     You lost a heart rate monitor. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:01
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     No, you stole it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     That was stolen. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:03
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     That was taken from me. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:04
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     It wasn't lost. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:05
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     If you would have had an air tag, you would have known, wouldn't you? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Well, am I supposed to exercise with an air tag attached to the center, attached to my 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
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     Well, that seems inconvenient. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Jingle jangle. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:16
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     If you keep losing stuff, then you should stick air tags to them. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:25:20
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     I'm not losing stuff. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:21
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     I'm not keeping to lose like it's not a thing that that happens frequently to you. It seems no 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:28
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     No, I think so 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:30
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     Why would you think that do I give up the kind of vibe that I'm a as a losing person as a losing person 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:39
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     Okay, what I call you a loser, I don't I don't think so 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:44
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     Losing how do you call a? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:25:46
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     Somebody who loses things 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Is there a word for that forgetful, I don't know unlucky. I don't think there is a word an unfortunate person 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     Steven did you get the air tags? I did I bought the air tag for pack 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:04
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     I looked on Apple's website and it says what's in the box and it says air tag air tag air tag air tag 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:10
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     They seem unable to put an S on the end of this word. They refuse so much 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:16
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     It's not that difficult like it seems pretty inefficient and I will say you know they care so much about the environment 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:24
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     But they are using more ink or more pixels depending on where it's written. They should recycle those pixels 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:31
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     That's the thing we can do now even in the support document 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:37
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     It's all singular just very upsetting air tag air tag. Did you buy the little keychain? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:44
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     what did you get? I did so I had there's two Belkin ones on Apple's website one with like a ring and one that's like 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:50
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     a little string that you loop around it and then I also did the Apple one the Apple keychain just 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:26:56
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     To see the difference the Belkin keychain gives me big like 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:01
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     kids accessory vibe yeah 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:04
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     Yes, like those things you like the wild cases you get for kids iPads 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:10
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     So they drop them and just bounce back up into their hands again 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:12
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     you know what I'm talking about? Stephen you must have seen this kind of stuff. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:15
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     Because they hit them on the face, they're so bouncy, they just got to be careful with it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:18
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     Yeah, just like bouncing around the room. Like they seem more kind of like they've got a bit of 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:25
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     like, I don't know, they take maybe a more extreme sports vibe to them or something like they're 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:30
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     more protected. There's loads of accessories though, right? Like that are non-official. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:35
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     Did you see all of this stuff? Like Moment have got them and Nomad have got them. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:39
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     I'm not sure exactly why Nomad's is square. I think they may have been expecting something 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:44
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     different to occur. Did you see this? Nomad's is square? What? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:48
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     Nomad has a square keychain, like a keychain where it's square, and I'm not 100% 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:54
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     understanding what they thought this product was gonna be. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:27:58
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     Why is it square? Like does it just rattle around inside of there? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:04
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     Why is it square? They have a round one and they have a square one. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:09
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     Maybe the square one is also used for like tiles or something. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:12
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     Maybe it's also compatible with the tile. Yeah. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:14
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     They also made a sunglass strap. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:16
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     Okay, so we need to have a talk about the sunglass strap, okay? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:28:23
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     Yes, because I feel like the sunglass strap has the same energy of the Bluetooth headset guy 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:33
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     kind of person. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:36
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     you know, you're walking downtown to your big legal firm for work and you're talking to the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:43
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     with the Bluetooth headset and you're also wearing sunglasses with a strap. That to me 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:49
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     paints a whole picture, you know? I feel like they chose the wrong sunglasses for the sunglass 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:28:55
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     strap imagery. No man, people who wear sunglass straps with air tags in them, they wear those 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:00
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     their sunglasses. They wear Ray-Bans? I was imagining more like, man we're upset so many 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:07
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     people here like Oakleys or something. Maybe so. As an option here, what would maybe more 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:13
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     fit because it's maybe at least more like hiking-y or something or sportsy. I don't 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:20
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     think the Ray-Bans, the Ray-Bans don't work for me in this. I appreciate Nomad making 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:26
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     something different like they've definitely cornered the market on AirTag 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:29
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     sunglass straps. I also think what Moment have done is quite clever too 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:35
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     where they've made basically these like little plastic discs that you put an AirTag 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:42
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     in and you can stick it to something and I think that's quite clever too. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:46
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     Yeah I want to try sticking an AirTag to my car and so this would be perfect for that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:50
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     Oh well can you just put it in the car? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:29:53
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     would it being in the car inhibit you seeing it via bluetooth or you want think 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:00
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     so I don't know look cuz then it would never work at all with it if you put it 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:06
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     if you put an air tag inside of any enclosed space it no longer what the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:09
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     cars like metal and glass you know so yeah just just open the oil cap drop the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:15
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     air tag in like a treat and close it up put it with the battery and it will 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:21
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     probably keep it powered. Maybe that's how that works. You just stick it to the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:25
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     battery and it'll keep it powered. True. I'm very pleased they went with the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:29
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     replaceable battery thing. Mm-hmm surprised. Yep. It would have just been so 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:33
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     wasteful, right? Because I've used products from other companies before and 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:38
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     it's basically like when the batteries dead you get a new one. Which is wasteful. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:41
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     And that's wasteful. Why do you think there's a maximum of 16 per Apple ID? Why 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:47
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     did they choose that number? Because if you're if you're losing more than 16 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:51
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     objects in your life you maybe have a problem that you need to fix before getting more. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:30:56
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     Why not 15? Do you think it's just because it's divisible by four? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:00
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     Yeah you can get four four packs. You can spend four hundred dollars. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:04
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     Hang on, we missed the best accessory. Did we? The Spigen AirTag Case Rugged Armor. I'm putting it 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:12
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     in the Discord. It's got a carabiner on it, isn't it? It has like a tactical carabiner. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:20
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     Oh, you could like use an air tag when you dangle off the roof. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:24
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     Is this, has that got a bottle opener on it? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:25
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     I think it has. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:26
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     I'm sure it does. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:27
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     I'm pretty sure that's a bottle opener there, that little rivet. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:30
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     So what kind of person wears this? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:32
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     The same person who buys the sunglasses thing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:35
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     This is like a whole kit for that person. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:36
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     I mean, obviously the photo on the Spigen website, the key fob is for a BMW, obviously. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:45
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     Right, right, right. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:46
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     Right, right, right. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:47
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     Okay, do you want to know the features? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:31:50
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     Rugged build dominates everyday bumps and drops. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:31:54
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     Oh my god, this is the kind of, alright, that's the kind of person this is for. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:31:58
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     Durable zinc alloy and stainless steel carabiner doubles up as a bottle opener to open a cold 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:32:05
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     Yeah, when you're drinking with them boys. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:07
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     To open a cold one with the boys. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:10
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     Lightweight builds to hook onto your essentials. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:13
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     Here's what I want to do. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:14
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     I want to start a new website and all I do is review AirTag accessories. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:19
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     Uh-huh, I feel like you'd have a pretty good start. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:22
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     There's a lot of them. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:32:24
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     I'm not doing it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:25
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     Nor am I buying a domain. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:27
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     Because Apple will sue you and take your domain. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:29
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     Also self-restraint, because I just got a hover bill that was quite exciting. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:33
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     Why do these accessories exist? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:36
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     Like what are you doing with this thing attached to your belt? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:40
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     Have some sense of style. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:41
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     I mean, come on. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:42
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     What is this? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:43
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     I mean it's a style Federico. Yeah, it's a wrong style. I didn't say that. I did say that I do I don't care 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:51
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     Well Spegan's leather one is backordered 30 days 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:32:55
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     Because it isn't ready no one actually made this thing backordered means we're still inventing it 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:00
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     Yeah, we're gonna see so many of these just there's gonna be tons of them. Why not? Why not mix and match, you know 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:33:08
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     Something for every style where else would you want an air tag so bags keys? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:14
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     Maybe a car what else would you want to attach an air tag to you? I like sauce. I'm gonna put backpack maybe 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:20
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     Backpack I mean travel in suitcase obviously yeah, not everyone has a Federico looking out for them 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:27
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     That's true right very true 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:30
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     Also some people were saying I'm gonna stick one to the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:35
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     the color on my dog or something. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:38
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     Apple does not advise you do that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:41
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     Also, I don't know if I want to put like a Bluetooth accessory, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:45
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     you know, right by my dog's little brain. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:50
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     I don't know. It's just kind of weird. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:52
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     -And I don't think you should worry about that for how much 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:53
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     Bluetooth is pinging around inside of your house all the time. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:56
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     -Yeah. You got an Apple Watch on your wrist. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:33:58
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     -Yeah, you got Bluetooth firing off in there all day, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:01
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     left and right, up and down. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:02
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     -Bouncing around. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:03
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     between the vaccines of 5G. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:34:08
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     What's next, microchips? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:14
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     - Have you microchipped your dogs? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:20
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     Is that a thing? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:21
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     - I'm kidding, it's a joke. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:22
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     Yeah, yeah, I did. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:23
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     Yes, obviously. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:24
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     - So why not give poemantag? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:25
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     You put chip inside of their body. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:27
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     I'll put chip inside of you, see how you feel. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:30
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     - You think I should, like, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:32
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     Why wouldn't you? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:34:36
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     I'm gonna sell Silvio on the idea though. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:39
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     Nah, just do it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:40
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     I don't know exactly why Apple's saying not to put them on animals, I bet it's just something 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:44
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     ► 
     like legal thing, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:47
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     Like if the air tag doesn't work, then you'd be like "Oh, Apple killed my cat" or something, 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:34:53
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     It's always so tragic. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:54
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     That's the kind of story, you know? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:57
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     That people would try and write. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:34:59
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     Yeah, no dog, no children. Shouldn't put it on a child, I think for the same reason. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 00:35:07
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     Marquez, MKBHD, made a really interesting point that I hadn't considered, because I 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:13
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     was just like, "Oh, I would put it inside my bag," right? Like, put the air tag inside 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:18
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     the bag. And he was like, "No, you should put it on the outside so if people find it, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:23
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     they know there is one." And I was like, "Oh, that's really smart." Right? Because 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:29
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     ► 
     if these things continue to... No wait, you lost me. What do you mean? Right, so if I... my natural thinking about my backpack, right, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:35
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     ► 
     is to put the AirTag just inside the bag so it's not on show all the time. Just put it in the bag, right? Okay. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:41
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     But if my bag is lost... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:44
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     ► 
     Right. Unless someone starts going through my bag, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:47
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     they're not gonna find my AirTag and even if they do, they might not because I might put it in an inside pocket or whatever. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:52
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     That's a good point. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:35:53
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     So if you use one of the little loop things and hang it in such a way that it's visibly on the outside of the bag, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     if somebody finds your bag they very easily just scan the air tag for you and 
     
     
  
 
 
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     call you. He said it's like you would put a luggage tag on the outside of a 
     
     
  
 
 
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     suitcase. You don't put it on the inside of the suitcase. You know I 
     
     
  
 
 
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     once found someone's wallet right under... Did you steal the money? No, so I was walking the 
     
     
  
 
 
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     dogs with Silvia. It was late at night and I see this like passport photo on 
     
     
  
 
 
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     on the ground. I was like, "Wait, what is that?" 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And I actually kind of, you know, touch it with my shoe. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's like, "Oh, it's someone's wallet." 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And it was open. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You touch it like a shoe as if it could come alive at any moment? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Yeah, it was just, you know. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Maybe there's like a giant... 
     
     
  
 
 
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     What if it's a tiny person? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't know, it's just a giant lizard under it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't know. I'm just poking it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You didn't want to touch it because there might have been a lizard underneath it? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Is that a thing that happens a lot? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't know. I kind of wanted to poke it before... 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's a lizard wearing the disguise of a wallet and that's how they get you. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Alright, so I'm poking the thing and then I confirm that it's a wallet, okay? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And so I take the... it's like, okay, it's a wallet, it's someone's wallet and we gotta return this. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's a responsible thing to do. So we get the wallet and there's an ID inside. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And so we find the... I actually kind of broke the law, I think, because I... 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So I saw the ID and in theory you're supposed to go to the police station, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And say I found this person's ID, yes to the Policia or the Carabinieri, Myke. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     You're supposed to go there and say, "Hey, I found somebody's ID." 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Is the Carabinieri what you put the air tag onto? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's spelled like that. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Come on, come on. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     They have bottle openers attached to them. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So in any case, I couldn't be bothered to go to the police station. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And so I... so let me try to be vague here. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So in any case, I was able to find this person's address through other means, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and it was very convenient, so I didn't have to go to the police station. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And it turns out that the guy lived like just under, you know, at the end of the same street where I live. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And so we go there and basically we ring the bell and it's this younger guy who was like 
     
     
  
 
 
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     in his twenties and he's drunk and in his underpants. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:38:23
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     I see what if you'd lost your wallet. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:38:27
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     Opens the door like, Hey, he's like, Hey, what's up? Like, like, um, are you, you know, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:38:37
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     ► 
     I don't know, Tom. Okay. I don't remember his name. Like, uh, I think I found your wallet. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:38:42
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     And so this guy is drunk in his underpants, obviously smelling like alcohol. And he basically 
     
     
  
 
 
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     has this huge smile and it's like, Oh my God, thank you. And he goes for the hug. And so 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I find myself with my girlfriend at 10 PM hugging a drunk guy in his underpants. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:00
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     Oh you accepted the hug. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:01
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     I mean, he went for it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:02
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     What are you going to do, right? You want to push him? You stole his wallet, you know? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:07
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     And it's like I found, and also kind of, I don't know, it was kind of embarrassing, man. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:13
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     One of the things, one of the many things that happened to me. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:15
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     ► 
     You have, you do get into some scrapes. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:19
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     Yeah, but it was actually very like, for a drunk guy in his underpants, it was very lovely 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:24
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     and you know, charming. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:27
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     All's well that ends well. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:34
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     So why are we talking about this? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:35
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     I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:36
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     I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:37
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     I think it's too thick to put in a wallet, which is a bummer. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:40
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     ► 
     I don't even worry about losing my wallet. I lost my wallet once. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:43
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     You lost a wallet! 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:44
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     Yeah, that's why I don't worry, because I knew how easy it was to handle replacing everything. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:49
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     It wasn't that bad. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:39:51
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     That was mostly sad, just because I lost the wallet. I liked the wallet, you know? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:56
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     Couldn't care about your ID. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:57
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     I mean, an ID's so simple to replace. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:39:59
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     Or your company debit card. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:01
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     Again, really easy to replace. You just give people a call, send that stuff out to you. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:06
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     ► 
     And, you know, my ID is a provisional driving license, not even a real driving license. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:11
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     So, I just got a new one. Easy. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:15
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     ► 
     Now that we're talking about it, I actually don't know why I bought them. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:18
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     ► 
     It's my realization. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:20
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     ► 
     Just put it in your wallet. Put it in your wallet case. Stick it to your iPhone. I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:24
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     ► 
     I can't really do that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:27
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     ► 
     I don't know. Why did I buy them? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:30
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     ► 
     It's a... You did it for the content. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:32
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     ► 
     You're right. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:33
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     ► 
     Okay, well we are going to test them, we are supposedly receiving them in a week, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:40:40
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     ► 
     So I guess not in the next episode but in the one after that we're going to be talking 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:44
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     ► 
     about our AirTag experience. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:46
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     ► 
     I'm sure by that point all of our listeners will really want to know our opinions. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:51
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     ► 
     Sure, everybody's waiting for us, like I'm not going to purchase our tag, singular, until 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:40:58
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     ► 
     the connected guys talk about it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:00
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     ► 
     That's right. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:01
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     ► 
     not AirTag AirTag AirTag AirTag no way I did mine for in-store pickup because my 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:07
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     ► 
     store is offering that again and I haven't been anywhere I was like I'm 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:11
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     ► 
     gonna go to the Apple Store and pick my AirTags up don't have to brag because 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:14
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     ► 
     you got a vaccine and you can go places it was an option for me too but I 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:19
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     ► 
     couldn't be bothered for this product it's like not I'm not so excited day one 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:26
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     ► 
     Like I'm fine, but with this one I'm fine. Like if we if we order an iPad for Radeena, I'll probably do it 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:35
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     ► 
     But maybe for the Apple TV remote, I'll do it but 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:41:39
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     ► 
     Not for the AirTag. AirTag, AirTag, AirTag, AirTag. All right, let's take a break and score some picks. All right 
     
     
  
 
 
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	 00:43:42
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     ► 
     Time to judge the Ricky's 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:43:44
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     ► 
     Excuse me while I get comfortable here. Okay for this segment. Mm-hmm. Ah, can you feel that guys? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:43:52
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     ► 
     the sweet smell of victory 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:43:55
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Stephen I hope you have a bleep sound ready because this is gonna know don't don't do that to me. It's Friday 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:05
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     ► 
     Editing this show is the only thing between me and the weekend. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:07
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     ► 
     Ah, that feels so good. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:09
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     ► 
     Alright, round one. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:11
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     ► 
     Do we need to read the rules? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:44:13
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     ► 
     Go on, read them. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:14
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     ► 
     Go on, read the rules. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:44:16
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     ► 
     There are two types of Ricky's. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:20
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     ► 
     Annual Ricky's and keynote Ricky's. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:23
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     ► 
     What's up with my favorite songs? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:44:24
     ◼
      
     ► 
     The winner of the annual Ricky's is named the annual chairman and retains the rights 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:29
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     ► 
     to the corresponding Twitter account for the full year. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:31
     ◼
      
     ► 
     This position is awarded every January. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:34
     ◼
      
     ► 
     The keynote rookies winner is named the keynote chairman and retains the rights to the corresponding 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:40
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Twitter account until the next keynote is held 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:43
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Annual winners roll over to preserve the order of picks for example the 2019 annual winner got to go first for the next annual picks 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:44:51
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Order of the keynote rookies is based on the previous Apple event the loser goes last 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:00
     ◼
      
     ► 
     To earn any points everything written down in the prediction document must come true 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:05
     ◼
      
     ► 
     No half points may be awarded in any round and picks cannot be reused 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:10
     ◼
      
     ► 
     One point is awarded for any pick deemed correct in the first two rounds 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:15
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Two points will be awarded for correct picks in the risky pick round if your risky pick is wrong 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:21
     ◼
      
     ► 
     You will lose a point and the other two hosts must agree that your pick is risky 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:27
     ◼
      
     ► 
     For the keynote rookies the scoring window starts when the event begins and closes when the picks are scored which is now 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:34
     ◼
      
     ► 
     The winner of the regular plus risky picks must be granted access to the annual or event chairman Twitter account 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:41
     ◼
      
     ► 
     It will retain access until another winner is named as a reminder Myke is the current annual chairman 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:47
     ◼
      
     ► 
     And I am the current keynote chairman 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:49
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     ► 
     We also have the flexes which I'll explain when we get there guys 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:55
     ◼
      
     ► 
     The keynote chairman Twitter account is on the line 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:45:57
     ◼
      
     ► 
     On the line and cash, but we'll talk about that and in the flexes. We'll get to so round one 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:46:07
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     ► 
     The iPad Pro is updated to a variant of the a14 chip 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:11
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Couldn't have been more wrong here. How did that go technically the m1 is based on the a14? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:16
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     ► 
     How do you know are you Johnny's Fuji? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:19
     ◼
      
     ► 
     We had this exact conversation last week where we 100% said 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:24
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     ► 
     that you cannot state this. It isn't true. We had a whole talk about this. Yes we have 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:30
     ◼
      
     ► 
     already established this previously. So I got I got this one wrong. I don't know 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:35
     ◼
      
     ► 
     about you guys but when Turnus, is it John Turnus? Yes. I think his name's John. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:41
     ◼
      
     ► 
     He basically started doing the run-up to this announcement right of like 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:46
     ◼
      
     ► 
     "oh it's so good like we've heard other people might want it" I was like oh my god 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:51
     ◼
      
     ► 
     they're doing it. Because I didn't expect this, right? Because of all of the questions 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:46:57
     ◼
      
     ► 
     that are now going to be asked for the next at least seven weeks about why would you put 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:05
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     ► 
     the Mac chip in an iPad? You could have put the same chip in there and called it the A14X, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:11
     ◼
      
     ► 
     but they have now called it the M1. The M1 is the Mac chip. So now the question on everybody's 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:17
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     ► 
     lips is, "Well, why? What are you gonna give to me?" Yeah, I mean, lots of people have 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:23
     ◼
      
     ► 
     referenced this, but Jason's piece on Macworld, "The iPad Pro is a killer machine, but its 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:28
     ◼
      
     ► 
     software is killing me," is exactly what we're talking about. Fedoruk, I want to know what 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:33
     ◼
      
     ► 
     you think about this, because we can all sit here and talk about this, but you're the person 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:38
     ◼
      
     ► 
     who actually is in the trenches using your iPad as your main computer. Does the M1 bring 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:44
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     ► 
     anything to what you're doing or do you kind of think like we do that it's already fast enough and 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:50
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     ► 
     this is a big promise without delivery yet? Well, it is a big promise and it doesn't really do 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:47:57
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     ► 
     anything at the moment for me. I'm not a video editor. I don't have to export all this 4k footage 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:04
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     ► 
     that other people have to. I think it's incredible if you're that kind of user. If you do photo 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:10
     ◼
      
     ► 
     editing, if you do video, if you do 3d modeling, I know a bunch of people that do that and I think 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:14
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     ► 
     it for those kinds of users I can already see the upside of this, right? But for the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:20
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     ► 
     rest of us, you know, folks who write, who do research, who use the iPad as a laptop, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:24
     ◼
      
     ► 
     but not for those kinds of CPU and GPU intensive tasks, it is a lot of promise, but it feels 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:32
     ◼
      
     ► 
     like one half of a story that is incomplete at the moment. And when I linked to Jason's 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:40
     ◼
      
     ► 
     article on Mac stories, I added as a note that the last time this happened, it was in 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:47
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     ► 
     the fall of 2018, when we got the first, the original sort of modern take on the iPad Pro, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:48:54
     ◼
      
     ► 
     the 2018 iPad Pro. And at the time, we all said, sort of the consensus was, "Well, this 
     
     
  
 
 
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     is a beautiful machine, it's so powerful, but why is it so powerful?" Because at the 
     
     
  
 
 
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     time when Apple announced the 2018 iPad Pro, iOS 12 was the software that ran on it. And 
     
     
  
 
 
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     so the last time that this happened, that this exact situation occurred, we all asked 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that question. And seven months later, Apple delivered iPadOS. So the first OS made for 
     
     
  
 
 
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     iPad, with multi-windowing and all those changes to multitasking. So if history is of any indication 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I guess this is happening again, but on a shorter time frame, because WWDC is in 45 
     
     
  
 
 
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     days or something, it really does feel like, why would you put all this power? Why would 
     
     
  
 
 
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     you put the M1 and a Thunderbolt port and a better display? All these things, extra 
     
     
  
 
 
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     storage because you can now get a 2TB iPad Pro. Why would you do all these things? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Why are they listing the RAM on the website? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     are you listing 16GB of RAM as an option?" And you still have the same limitations as 
     
     
  
 
 
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     before. To me, this feels like you get this iPad now and don't you worry, more is coming 
     
     
  
 
 
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     in software in the next update. And this is also the kind of thing where Apple 
     
     
  
 
 
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     can't get mad that we're asking these questions because they chose M1, right? They would have 
     
     
  
 
 
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     put the A14X in it and be like "oh that's an M1, we know that". We wouldn't be asking 
     
     
  
 
 
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     the same questions, because it'd be like "well this is the continuation of the iPad". But 
     
     
  
 
 
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     they've taken what I think seems like a bit of a turn, and so I'm expecting there to be 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     I think so. I mean, otherwise why do it? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     What's the other... let's think about it this way. What's the other potential outcome? That 
     
     
  
 
 
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     they release an iPad Pro with these pretty incredible specs in May 2021, but the software 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for it actually comes out June 2022? Seems unlikely to me. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I mean, if that was the case, I don't know why you would say it has the same chip as 
     
     
  
 
 
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     the Mac in it. I don't think that that was necessary, but this is the route that they've 
     
     
  
 
 
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     chosen to go down. My first pick, this one hurts me, 12.9 inch iPad Pro ships later than the 11 inch. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     The reason this hurts me is I might still be right. But you can't know. I can't know. We can't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     We're not gonna know until next Friday. But I think I will just say now, obviously I'm wrong 
     
     
  
 
 
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     in the pick, I still think I'm right because they're like second half of May. Like why would 
     
     
  
 
 
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     you say that it's such a weird ambiguous timeline and they said it for most of 
     
     
  
 
 
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     their products which is very strange but still you know it is upsetting to me but 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I do not get the pick because the we heard it in the rules it happened now 
     
     
  
 
 
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     but I just wanted to state for the record that I still think that I'm 
     
     
  
 
 
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     probably gonna history will show me as correct on this one but it will make a 
     
     
  
 
 
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     difference because we're scoring right now that's right the the third one 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Federico. My first pick was at least one of the new iPad Pros will have a 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Thunderbolt / USB 4 port similar to the M1 Max. The funny thing about all of this 
     
     
  
 
 
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     is this entire round one we were all completely convinced that everyone was 
     
     
  
 
 
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     gonna get their points. Mm-hmm. And only Federico got a point. We've kind of 
     
     
  
 
 
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     talked about this but it does bring faster speeds, fractional storage, it can 
     
     
  
 
 
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     push Pro Display XDR now for the two people who want to do that but I mean 
     
     
  
 
 
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     it's sort of the same thing with the M1 this is a unfulfilled promise I think. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Yeah I mean this is exactly the story of the USB-C in the 2018. Yeah and we got 
     
     
  
 
 
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     like jump drive support. Yeah we are literally having the same conversation 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that we had three years ago. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Just we keep saying the same sentences, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:53:18
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     the same lines over and over. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Just this time it's about Thunderbolt and USB4. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But yeah, we'll see. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I guess now you can transfer data up to 40 gigabit per second. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:53:30
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     It's four times faster than before. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And you still have to use the Files app for that. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     So if it doesn't crash on you. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
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     - Yeah, so this is round one. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - All right, so round one, Federico has one point. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Myke and I are tied at zero points, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     which is a real bummer. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Let's do everything to play full. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - That's right. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - Don't worry, everything can change. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:53:56
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     - Round two, I went first. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:00
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     The big iPad Pro is updated with a feature 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that is unique to it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Fancy new mini LED display 
     
     
  
 
 
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     that makes even the Pro Display XDR look kind of sad. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     - How do you feel about that as a Pro Display XDR owner? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:54:17
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     - You're gonna have a bad year. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:20
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     I'm predicting this right now. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:21
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     Steven's gonna feel real bad by the end of this year. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:25
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     - Tell us, how do you feel? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:27
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     - If he was able to just use sidecar with whatever 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:32
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     Mac comes out. - Yeah, I've got a Mac Pro 
     
     
  
 
 
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     and a Pro Display XDR. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:36
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     I mean, it's fine. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:38
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     I don't use the Pro Display for all of its really cool stuff that it does. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Wait, you don't do color grading? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 00:54:48
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     No, it's weird, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:49
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     I thought you only watched HDR Zoom video. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like calls or whatever. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:52
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     You know, too bad Apple doesn't make a display for normal people and we're stuck with this 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:54:57
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     I mean, it is truly- 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:54:58
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     They do, it's called the LG Ultrafine. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's truly impressive. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:55:03
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     I know it is fine. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:55:04
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     time while I saved up for this monstrosity. It is amazing to me what 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:55:11
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     this technology can do like 10,000 LEDs in the backlight it is up from 72 I 
     
     
  
 
 
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     think was originally in the previous iPad Pro. 2,500 local dimming areas where 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:55:27
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     the Pro Display XDR only has 526 so this will be something that Apple continues 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:55:33
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     to roll out their rumors that this is going to be on the big MacBook Pro that 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:55:38
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     we'll see some point later this year probably and it's it's cool to see it 
     
     
  
 
 
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     here first and this is one of those things it's like it's kind of it's kind 
     
     
  
 
 
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     of a bummer that a lot of people can't get to an Apple store to see it because 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I feel like this is something you've got to see and decide if it's something you 
     
     
  
 
 
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     care about or the if it will like blow you away in person or not. Does anyone 
     
     
  
 
 
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     ever count those things? Like does anyone actually go there and count all the mini LEDs 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:56:05
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     and all the demons and so on? Do we just... I bet I fix it, try. Do they actually count 
     
     
  
 
 
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     them? I don't know. Or do we just take it for granted? Like if I went out and said, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     you know on Mac Stories we have 2 million pixels, whatever. Like... I would believe 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:56:19
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     you. See? Like how would you start counting that even? I mean I wouldn't worry about it. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:56:27
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     So just like the XDR, you can get a super expensive stand for it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:56:31
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     Did you guys see this $400 stand for the new iPad? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:56:36
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     It's made by Kensington. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's called the Studio Doc. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Interesting. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:56:40
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     I guess that kind of is it, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Myke, I would give you a point just for that if I could, but unfortunately I cannot. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I guess the Kensington Studio dock, provided it works, is the display stand for this XDR 
     
     
  
 
 
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     display, I guess. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:04
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     I remember the first time I saw an XDR doing its thing, you know. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I was really impressed by it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:13
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     The brightness in certain areas and stuff really is quite impressive. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:18
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     I was watching a demo and it was like a dark street and there were street lights and the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:23
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     illuminated street lights was so incredibly bright, right? Because it's doing this the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:28
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     1600 nits thing because it was just certain areas. And I was very impressed by it. Like 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:33
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     I felt like I hadn't seen a screen like that before. So I am really intrigued to see how 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:39
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     content looks on this iPad, right? Like I, if it's, if it gives that kind of experience, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:47
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     like that's going to be a very attractive thing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:50
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     It should be even better. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:52
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     And my guess is that if you didn't know and you just 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:56
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     saw this big iPad Pro, that you may think it's OLED. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:57:59
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     If they can really dim it the way 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:01
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     we think they can with that many zones. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:58:04
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     Because that's the plan, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:06
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     It's to try and achieve what OLED can do without 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:09
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     the complexities of trying to put an OLED screen in an iPad 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:58:15
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     I mean, I'm very intrigued by it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:17
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     I think it could end up being great for all of the things 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:20
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     that you would want to use an iPad for, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:22
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     From content creation, but also to consumption. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:25
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     You know, like I bet it becomes just like 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:26
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     a very beautiful screen to watch HDR movies on 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:30
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     and stuff like that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:31
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     So I am very intrigued to see what it looks like. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:34
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     - All right. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 00:58:39
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     Myke, this is you. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:41
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     - The iPad Pro gets 5G. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:42
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     This is only really interesting 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:45
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     because it shows that the M1 can do 5G. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:48
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     Yep. And if it's not ever on a Mac notebook, we're going to be sad. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:52
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     Well, cause then it's like, there's no reason except for, I mean, well, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:56
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     the reason I guess would be Mac OS. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:57
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     The Mac OS doesn't know what to do with it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:58:59
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     It is simply showing that. I mean, this was so obvious, right? Like this just, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:03
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     cause if you cast your mind back, uh, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:05
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     we all thought that the iPad Pro was going to be the first device to get 5g, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:10
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     right? But they just never updated the iPad Pros at the time that we thought they 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:14
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     were going to, which was last September. So. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:17
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     5G. 5G. Alright, Federico. My second pick was only the big iPad Pro gets a new display 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:27
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     technology. I'm so bummed out about this. Hey, where's my bell? Oh. Thank you. I'm so 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:36
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     bummed out about this. Yeah, it was rumored we sort of knew this was happening, but it's 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:41
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     still, like, I still don't understand what exactly the role of the 11-inch iPad Pro is 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:47
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     at this point. I was already thinking this before, especially since the release of the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 00:59:52
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     iPad Air. Now it seems even more true, like, why would you get the 11-inch iPad Pro when 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:00:01
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     For software? I mean, like, this would be the thing, it's like, if the iPad Pro is the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:05
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     only iPad that can do something incredible that we think's coming... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:08
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     Right, we'll see. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:09
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     it's like, well now you would get the iPad Pro because the iPad Air can't do this or 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:13
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     can't do this nearly as well. It all comes down though to the USB port though at that 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:19
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     point. Or the M1 chip. The M1. If at some point they said, I don't think it would be 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:25
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     this summer, but if at some point a few years from now they said, hey, you gotta have an 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:31
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     M1 for this or that feature, then you would be sort of bummed out. But I think the reason 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:36
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     the 11-inch exists is that 12.9 is just too big for some people. That's laptop 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:41
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     sized. And I think some people, including myself, just view that as an iPad that's 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:46
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     just too big. I'm just very sad that they didn't put-- that they couldn't put the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:51
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     XDR display in the 11-inch. It'll get there. That's what I would have wanted. You know, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:00:55
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     eventually. Mm-hmm. What are y'all gonna do as far as purchasing? Are y'all gonna 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:01
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     upgrade iPads? Yep, obviously. 12.9. Mm-hmm. What about you, Myke? I will not be 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:10
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     buying any for me, no. We are going to upgrade Adina's 12.9. She's using 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:17
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     mild 2018, and she uses it for illustrating, and did a thing that I 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:23
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     didn't know you could do. You can actually wear away the coating on the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:27
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     iPads if you use the Apple Pencil enough. Did you know that that could happen? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:01:31
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     Yeah, and this is the thing, I've found that it's possible, if you are an artist, especially 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:38
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     will have this, because you would typically be drawing in the same spot of the screen, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:42
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     ► 
     and if you do that enough, you start to wear away the coating that's on top of it, and 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:48
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     it continues to work, but you can get this thing sometimes where she'll draw one straight 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:52
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     line and it will skip in a few places. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:01:55
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     It's kind of weird, didn't know that could happen. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:01:57
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     I mean, you know, this is an iPad that's been in very heavy use for this, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:00
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     and it's multiple years old. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:02
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     ► 
     And my thinking was that I was going to upgrade my 12.9 inch iPad Pro, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:08
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     then she'll get my 2020 and then I would get a 2021. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But I'm not using my 12.9 inch iPad Pro. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:15
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     So there's no point in in doing that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:18
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     I think she's just going to get one instead. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:21
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     I'll get the chance to see what it looks like, the screen and stuff, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:25
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     but it won't be for me. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:27
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     I am holding out, like if they end up announcing something at WWDC that takes advantage of 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:33
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     the M1 iPad Pro, I will replace my 11 inch. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:36
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     But there isn't enough on the 11 inch iPad Pro for me to want to upgrade from my 2018. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:43
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     For the usage that I'm getting out of it with the 11 inch, I don't really know if there's 
     
     
  
 
 
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     much of a reason right now to upgrade. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:02:50
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     If you are an 11 inch iPad Pro user of any kind, I don't know if they've shown enough, 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:02:57
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     seem fair to say? Mm-hmm I think it does. So I mean I was maybe the only person in 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:03:04
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     the world to upgrade from a 2018 to 2020 and now I'm not upgrading to 2021. I'd forgotten you had done that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:03:10
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     My niche is a 2018 and I don't really see any reason to upgrade at this point 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:03:16
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     either. I'm not planning on it. But I'm holding out for whatever might happen 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:03:20
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     later on. So you reserve the right to upgrade later. I reserve the right to 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:03:24
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     upgrade post WWDC. So at the end of round two total score Federico 2, Myke 1, and I 
     
     
  
 
 
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     have 1. Federico is leading. We'll pick this action back up on the other side of 
     
     
  
 
 
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     of the show and relay FM is time to judge our Ricky picks. My first one, we see some 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:05:33
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     sort of AR focused hardware. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:05:35
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     Well, we told you, I mean, come on. We right. I mean, you knew you were not going to get 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
 
	 01:05:47
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     Did you genuinely feel like it was possible? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:05:49
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     I thought it was possible that the iPad would pick up something new, like beyond the LiDAR 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:05:55
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     sensor and that that would answer my pick. I wasn't betting on the glasses. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:00
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     I feel like we tried to explain this to you, that we would not have given you that pick. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:05
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     But the letter of the law, you would have had to. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:08
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     Suggests that it's not AR-focused hardware. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:10
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     If it was like some new LiDAR array and they were using it for ARKit, that would have been 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:16
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     AR focused hardware. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:17
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     But they didn't do that, so I didn't get the point. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:20
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     It's not AR focused hardware, because then you're suggesting that the entire focus of 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:24
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     the iPad is AR. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:25
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     No, no, no, the focus of the new LiDAR hardware or whatever it was going to be. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:28
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     That doesn't make any sense. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:29
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     That's like camera focused cameras. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:31
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     No, it's not. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:32
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     Right, like that doesn't make any sense. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:33
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     You wouldn't say that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:35
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     This is my phone focused phone. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:37
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     That's right. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:38
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     This is my day focused phone. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:39
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     Does none of this make any sense? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:40
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     for none of this makes any sense you were never gonna get this pick well 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:43
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     neither were you wasn't gonna happen no but I knew it two sizes of iMac 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:47
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     announced I knew I wasn't gonna get it but it was Ricky it was all one size I 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:51
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     was six colors plus silver yeah I love it I love the way it looks I think it's 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:06:57
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     beautiful I love it I adore it I'm gonna order one to review I've decided of 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:04
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     Of course you could flip flop flip flip flop. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:05
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     I'm not moving to a 24 inch iMac. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:10
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     Well you say that. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:07:12
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     You might change your mind. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:07:14
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     I can't go to a 24 inch screen. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:15
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     We'll see, maybe you will. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:16
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     I have a Mac Pro. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:19
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     Could you plug your Pro Display into it? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:07:23
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     I'm not doing it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:24
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     Oh that's 54 inches now. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:25
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     No this machine doesn't meet my needs. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:27
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     I want a bunch of storage inside a computer. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:31
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     the two terabyte iMac isn't enough free space to hold my home folder anymore. I 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:36
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     can't do it. What are you doing? A lot of stuff. What are you doing? Federico can 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:42
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     you get on board to me with this one? You can't get your home folder on a two 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:48
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     terabyte drive? My home folder is 1.98 terabytes. What are you doing with it? I got all sorts of stuff in here man. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:07:56
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     Well I mean that's clearly... Are you a hoarder, Stevens? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:00
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     I mean we knew that already. So part of it is that I used to keep archived files somewhere else and that's a 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:05
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     terabyte so I guess I could move that to an external. So I want to know now how 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:11
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     much used storage space is in your Mac Pro? Okay I can tell you right now let me 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:17
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     pull this up. So Macintosh HD I've used 4.33 terabytes out of 8 terabytes that's 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:25
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     the boot internal drive. What are you saying? One, a volume I have called 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:29
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     intersect which is a it's actually two four terabyte two and a half inch SSDs 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:35
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     rated and mirror with each other on a card. I've used 1.9 terabytes of that 4 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:41
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     terabyte space. So we're up to 6 terabytes. 3 point, let's see, let's see, 3.7 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:49
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     plus 1.9 it's 5.6 and then with time machine I have used 8.4 terabytes out of 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:08:59
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     12 so all in all I'm using 14 terabytes of data inside my computer out of a 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:07
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     possible out of a possible almost 20 terabytes what are you doing this is 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:14
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     pathological. Do you have any data outside of your iMac or your Mac Pro? No, it's all inside the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:21
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     computer. What are you doing? My devon thinks databases alone are 100 gigabytes. I've got a lot of stuff man. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:27
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     Yeah but that doesn't... What stuff? So it's all a terabyte of his archive so we want to look in here. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:34
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     Okay so the relay FM archive. But like videos... The relay FM archive is 470 gigs and it is a copy of... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:41
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     But like my question would be, why is your computer the place for that? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:47
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     That surely should be done somewhere else, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:50
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     I mean someone has to have a copy of every MP3 we've ever published that gets updated weekly. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:56
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     Who else is gonna do it? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:57
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     That's not the point. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:09:58
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     The point is why on your computer? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:01
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     A computer in the world should have that, I agree. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:04
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     I don't know if it needs to be in your Mac Pro. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:07
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     Well it can be. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:08
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     Sometimes he just likes to open the folder, click the arrow keys and select, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:13
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     "scheme through", you know? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:14
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     Put it on shuffle. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:15
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     I get it. I kinda get it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:17
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     Browse that folder with cover flow. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:21
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     That's right. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:22
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     But again, I still feel like there's many terabytes, many, many terabytes. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:27
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     Most of the terabytes not accounted for to this point. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:10:31
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     Got a lot of stuff in Dropbox. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:32
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     Are you doing Plex or something? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:10:35
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     What are you storing? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:37
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     No real movie library either. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:40
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     That's on a Mac Mini in the house. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:41
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     Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:43
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     Tell me again how many terabytes? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:45
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     On my home folder? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:46
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     My home folder was 1.9. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:48
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     No, no, no, the whole thing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:50
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     Oh, it was... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:51
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     Not the backup. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:54
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     Without Time Machine? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:55
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     Without Time Machine. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:56
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     Oh, gosh, I already closed the tab. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:57
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     I feel like you should... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:10:59
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     It was 1.9 on the external but internal drive and then 4.3 on the boot drive. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:07
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     So was it 6 terabytes we decided? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:09
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     There, there, thereabouts. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:10
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     ► 
     So you have 6 terabytes of used storage. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:14
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     ► 
     But there is no video in that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:15
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     I mean there's video from work but I don't have like my iTunes movie library synced down 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:20
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     or anything. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:21
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     That is unbelievable. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:22
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     ► 
     I cannot fathom this. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:26
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     ► 
     Six terabytes of web archives? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:29
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     ► 
     A lot of archives. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:30
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     ► 
     Is that what it is? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:31
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     ► 
     There's some in there. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:33
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     I'm using 873 gigabytes. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:36
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     Not very much. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:39
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     That's what I'm using. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:41
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     No, it's not much, clearly. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:43
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     ► 
     I don't even have an archive. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:46
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     ► 
     So in the cloud, baby! 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:49
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     ► 
     Steven, I can't even fathom. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:52
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     ► 
     That's unbelievable. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:53
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     ► 
     I had no idea that it had gotten this bad. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:11:55
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     ► 
     There's a lot of stuff in here. I mean part of it is like the mythical man month thing not mythical man month 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:01
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     ► 
     What's the chat room help me out? What's the theory that like work will take the allotted time? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:06
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     ► 
     That sort of thing like what? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:08
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     You know like if you have six hours for a project 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:12
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     If you have six hours for a project Parkinson's law, thank you 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:16
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     ► 
     If you have six hours allotted for a project you only think it's gonna take three it will actually take six 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:20
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     ► 
     So like I have this space so I fill it up. You're just expanding within the space that you have 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:25
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     ► 
     Yeah, but... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:26
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     ► 
     Wait, what kind of law is that? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:28
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     ► 
     Right, but there must have been a point where you decided to grow it, though, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:32
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     ► 
     Like, it wasn't like you went from 256 gigabytes to 12 terabytes. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:36
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     ► 
     I mean, I used to not have a copy of everything that Relay's ever published, for instance, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:40
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     ► 
     so that's newish. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:12:42
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     ► 
     Devin thinks new in the last year, so that's a bunch of stuff. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:45
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     ► 
     This is about half a terabyte so far, so again, there's still a lot of stuff. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:50
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     ► 
     I mean, maybe I got some stuff I don't know about. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:54
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     ► 
     Are you sure you don't have like a corrupt file or something? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:12:57
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     ► 
     Yeah, that's just like quadrupling every second. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:01
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     ► 
     Are you sure it's not that? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:02
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     Because I mean, if it's not video. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:13:06
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     Let's see how big my user library folder is. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:08
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     ► 
     Because if I have a runaway log-- 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:10
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     ► 
     It's like a cache or something. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:12
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     ► 
     Yeah, let's see. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:13
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     ► 
     This is truly unbelievable. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:14
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     ► 
     Maybe I do have something wrong. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:17
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     ► 
     Well, my log file is only a gigabyte, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:19
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     ► 
     so that's not too scary. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:20
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     ► 
     Let's see what cache is. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:21
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     I mean, six terabytes. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:13:23
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     I apologize. I'm using 1.1 terabytes is what I'm using. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:28
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     Yeah, see I'm only 800 gigs ahead of you. So it's not that wild. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:31
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     No, no, no, no, no. That is everything I have, Stephen. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:13:37
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     Two gigabytes of caches. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:38
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     I haven't got like 70 terabytes scrolled away somewhere. That's everything. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:44
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     I know, I got a lot of stuff. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:45
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     Look, if there's stuff in that archive that you cannot mention on the show, I understand. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:52
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     No. Okay. Oh, but like for instance, I have, okay, I'll show you, I'll tell you some other 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:13:58
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     stuff I have. I have 11 gigabytes of mail. Apparently I took a long time to crawl. Um, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:03
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     archives. I have every PDF I made at my college newspaper. Like, oh, cause I need those. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:11
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     Yeah. But you see, okay. So how big is that? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:15
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     Guarantee you don't need. Let's see how big that is. That folder is seven gigs. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:21
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     Alright. No, none of this is adding up. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:24
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     Like, you keep saying, "Oh, I have all this stuff." It's like 25 megabytes. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:29
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     It's not like you just said, "Oh, I have the entire historical archive of the New York Times." 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:35
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     No, it's 7 gigabytes of PDF documents. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:37
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     I mean, I do have... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:39
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     I'm using 6 terabytes of space, but everything's broken down into 10 gigabytes. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:42
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     So like, most of that intersect drive, which I now see I could just make internal to my boot 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:47
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     disk so I made it that just to simplify things I do have some stuff on there 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:51
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     that's like tech history and tech content I can't talk about where I got 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:14:55
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     it so like the Apple history folder on that drive is a terabyte so that's one 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:03
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     six is like Apple history stuff that's not in dev and think and most of that is 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:07
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     video or PDFs that I just haven't gotten around to putting a dev and think 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:13
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     man I have 78 gigabytes I don't know we went from AR to this somehow we went 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:25
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     from two sizes of iMac yes I think the idea was Steven couldn't move to an iMac 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:29
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     because he wouldn't have in but see did this this idea of internal storage 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:33
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     doesn't mean anything anyway if you got like a bunch of drives put them in a 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:39
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     carrier bag and tape them to the back of the iMac it's basically the same thing 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:43
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     Yeah, and that's how I used to do it with the iMac Pro. Yes. But I don't want to do it, I want it inside. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:50
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     I really like this. Yes, I'm aware of this. Okay. I'm just happy you're happy, you know. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:15:59
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     Yeah. Alright, so neither of us got our our Ricky picks, so we have each lost a point. Federico. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:06
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     Well, we need to talk about this though. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:08
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     So I said the iPad Pro with an updated USB 4/Thunderbolt port features a new kind of 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:16
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     support for external displays. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:19
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     Can I just jump in here? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:16:22
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     Because I don't think you got this. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:25
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     I agree, actually. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:28
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     So I think in the spirit of the pick, this is not a point. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:33
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     But if we were to go down on a technicality here, I think it is a point. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:40
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     Because a new kind... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:42
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     We specifically said, "Do you want to add all of the things that are in the document 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:47
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     as part of the pick?" 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:48
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     And I said, "No, that is just context." 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:51
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     Going from partial to better, or slightly better, support on the Proteus Lay XDR... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:16:58
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     Technically, up to 6K resolution is a new... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:01
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     I don't think this is a new kind of support. I just don't think that... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:07
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     And I just want to state for the record, if you didn't get this point, you would still 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:17:12
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     ► 
     Yes. I know. That is not... It's just... We need to debate here because the Bill of 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:19
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     Rickeys doesn't mention the spirit of the pick. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:22
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     But I don't even think this is a spirit of the pick question. I don't think that this 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:27
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     is a new kind of support for external displays. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:30
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     It's a new kind of support. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:34
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     But I don't think it is a new kind of support. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:37
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     It's the same kind of support. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:38
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     It can just drive bigger displays. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:40
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     I don't think that this is a new kind of anything. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:44
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     It's just more of an existing thing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:47
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     I agree with Myke. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:48
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     I don't think you get this because it supported the produce displays here at 5k before, but 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:54
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     it's not new. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:17:56
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     new, like it's just a little bit better and I think what you really, I think what 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:02
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     people think about when they hear that pick is, you know, apps that actually use 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:06
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     the external display. Everything you wrote afterwards, any of those things. Yeah, I don't 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:11
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     ► 
     care, I just wanted to get the additional points, I mean I still win anyway. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:15
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     ► 
     You still win, you still win. I mean look, I'm not saying you don't get it here, like 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:20
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     ► 
     I'm not putting my foot down, right, or I'm not gonna go on strike, I'm just saying 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:25
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     ► 
     my read on this was that it didn't hit the... Yeah, I know, I know, I don't particularly 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:33
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     ► 
     care, I just wanted to try, you know, if I can swing it. So are we agreeing that nobody 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:39
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     got their rookies? Nobody got their rookies. Because if you remember, we then went on to 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:44
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     talk for a long time about software support and you thought they would do it and I thought 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:50
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     ► 
     they wouldn't do it and that was like this whole long conversation, like this is the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:54
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     ► 
     kind of stuff we were expecting. And I agree, that wasn't your pick. We didn't include it 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:18:57
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     ► 
     in the pick. But I think that none of us were thinking it's going to be able to support 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:02
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     the Pro Display XDR at a higher resolution and that counts. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:06
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     ► 
     Sorry, Federico. So at the end... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:10
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     ► 
     No, sorry for what I won. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:12
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     ► 
     Yeah, you're the winner. There's no apologies necessary. You won. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:16
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     ► 
     So here's the score. Federico won. So congratulations. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:19:21
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     ► 
     keynote chairman, so you will get access to the Twitter account this weekend. I have zero 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:28
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     ► 
     and Myke has zero. So we have to flip a coin. Now historically, I have never won a coin 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:33
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     ► 
     toss. And I always win them. And you always win them. I believe, and again, maybe someone 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:39
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     ► 
     will have to check this, I believe I have won every coin toss that we've done. Maybe. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:47
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     ► 
     We should add some spice to this coin toss this time. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:53
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     ► 
     We should ask not Siri, but Alexa. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:19:58
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     ► 
     And we should ask Alexa in Italian. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:01
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     ► 
     But how are we going to be able to verify? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:04
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     ► 
     Well, you're going to have to trust me on this. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:08
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     ► 
     Okay, I trust you. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:09
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     ► 
     Also, I'm going to Apple pay you 20 bucks. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:14
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     ► 
     Steven, you can pick. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:16
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     ► 
     Okay, I pick heads. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:18
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     ► 
     So for context, heads in Italian would be testa and what's the other one? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:26
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     Tails would be croce. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:28
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     ► 
     So instead of doing heads or tails, we do heads and cross for whatever reason. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:35
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     ► 
     So Steven, who are you? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:20:40
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     ► 
     Alexa, testa or croce? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:20:45
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     ► 
     How's your echo treating you now, friend? Oh, let me get the smart one involved. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:51
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     ► 
     Oh, Siri's so bad. Is Italian not enabled for the bedroom, Alexa? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:20:58
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     ► 
     Really? Oh, look at this. Look. Oh, it's so confusing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:00
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     ► 
     Nobody knows how it works. You've got to enable things. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:03
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     ► 
     You think you'd use Italian in the bedroom? Hey. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:07
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     ► 
     Why do I do these things? Why do I do these things to myself and have this too? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:11
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     ► 
     you've done now you're like how about we bring a being a smart assistant into this conversation 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:16
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     ► 
     see it wasn't it wasn't set on the double language of course it wasn't uh english italian obviously 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:25
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     ► 
     updating your language may take a few minutes see jayce it was not a problem of the echo obviously 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:32
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     ► 
     it sounds like it was a problem no it was my fault i just started talking to you 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:38
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     ► 
     forgot to set it to English Italian. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:41
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     ► 
     OK, so let's try again. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:42
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     ► 
     See if the setting actually took over. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:46
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     ► 
     Alexa, test of crochet. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:49
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     ► 
     Well, it's not doing anything. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:51
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     ► 
     Oh my gosh, for sure. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:52
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     ► 
     I just beat-- 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:52
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     ► 
     Just ask Siri. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:54
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     ► 
     Yeah, the amount of anticipation now it's building. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:21:59
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     ► 
     See, it's tails. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:01
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     ► 
     Did you guys hear that? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:03
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     ► 
     Does that mean I won? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:22:07
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     ► 
     Oh, excellent. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:08
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     ► 
     she said crotchey so i win again so steven you are oh is it best of one best of one hero 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:15
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     ► 
     to zero yeah it's always a one thing hero to zero we've gone from keynote chairman to 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:19
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     ► 
     loser wait people are saying that they couldn't hear but we trust you yeah we trust you so 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:24
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     ► 
     that's that okay no it was fine no i accept i accept 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:34
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     ► 
     I'm pretty sure if you listen again you can make that out, I'm sure. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:40
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     ► 
     So up next we have the Flexis. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:42
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     ► 
     Let me remind you of what the Bill of Rickey says about the Flexis. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:52
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     ► 
     Loser of the Flexis must compensate the winner of the Flexis by donating to the charity of 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:57
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     ► 
     the winner's choice. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:22:58
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     ► 
     The amount of the donation is $25 per wrong Flexi made by the loser. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:23:03
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     ► 
     In the case of a tie, the ratio of correct to incorrect flexies will be taken into account. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:23:09
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     ► 
     Each host must make a minimum of 5 flexi picks. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:23:14
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     ► 
     Flexis may be reused as future flexis or regular picks and the money must be donated on air. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:23:27
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     ► 
     All right since I won the previous time I get to go first 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:23:32
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     ► 
     The iPod touch is taken down from sale in the wake of the event 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:23:38
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     ► 
     It's still for sale. Yeah, we see Jaws introduce something 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:23:51
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     ► 
     The next one we probably need to talk about the magic keyboard for iPad 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:23:55
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     ► 
     goes unchanged 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:23:58
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     ► 
     It's been changed in two ways so it comes in white now 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:02
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     ► 
     That's the change is it and it's and it physically is different dimensions now 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:09
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     ► 
     So I lost another change that way you lost that one I 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:12
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     ► 
     Actually technically get this one right Apple did not say air tags. No mention of air tags 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:19
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     ► 
     No, get out of here. Get out of town. Nice try. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:22
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     ► 
     A new iPad comes in a new color for its line. The poor iPad mini didn't even get mentioned. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:24:29
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     ► 
     Apple announces something with podcasts. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:24:34
     ◼
      
     ► 
     So I have one Flexi. It's not good. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:39
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     ► 
     Mine were. Apple talks about app tracking transparency in iOS 14.5. They did not. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:46
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     ► 
     Yeah, they just didn't say anything. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:48
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     ► 
     So I have a question. My next one is new iPad Pro accessory. Now Logitech... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:53
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     ► 
     No, no, no, no, no. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:24:55
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     ► 
     No, no, come on, listen. Wait, wait. Logitech worked with Apple to create the combo touch 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:25:06
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     ► 
     No, I'm not gonna get that? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:07
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Logitech worked in collaboration with Apple Incorporated to create... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:17
     ◼
      
     ► 
     You don't need to spell out the full business name. It doesn't sound more convincing if 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:23
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     ► 
     you do that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:24
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     ► 
     No, this is not going to fly. I'm trying my hardest here. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:29
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     ► 
     What does the Discord think? Is Logitech working with Apple Incorporated? I don't think it's 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:37
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     ► 
     a point, Myke. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:38
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     ► 
     Would you say Ryan says they didn't discuss it in the keynote? Ryan, that's not the end 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:41
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     ► 
     of the rules. It is anything that we know about by the time we judge. Wow, people say 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:46
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     ► 
     no, overwhelmingly. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:47
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     ► 
     I mean of course it's no, I'm not an idiot, I'm just trying! 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:51
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     ► 
     I know this doesn't count! 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:54
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     ► 
     But see, I respect the strategy. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:56
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     ► 
     I will give you a point just for that. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:25:58
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     ► 
     I know that this doesn't count. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:00
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     ► 
     Like, whilst technically it is a new iPad accessory, it's almost like if I would have 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:04
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     ► 
     suggested about all of the Belkin AirTag things. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:07
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     ► 
     This isn't what I meant. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:08
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     ► 
     Everybody knows I meant Apple creating a new Apple Pencil or something. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:12
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     ► 
     Or not a new Apple, like a brand new type of thing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:15
     ◼
      
     ► 
     14.5 dropping within 24 hours? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:26:17
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     ► 
     That's not happening. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:18
     ◼
      
     ► 
     AirTags unveiled. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:20
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Now this one's the real heartbreaker for me. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:22
     ◼
      
     ► 
     You can buy AirTags in a three-pack. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:24
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     ► 
     Oh man, you said three-pack. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:26
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     ► 
     I said three-pack. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:27
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Why didn't I just say multi-pack? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:29
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     ► 
     I don't know why I needed to state three. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:32
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     ► 
     That's what the rumor was, I think. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:26:36
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     ► 
     Yeah, if you would say multi-pack, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:37
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     ► 
     you would have had it green. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:38
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     ► 
     Oh, I need to give you a bell for your AirTags. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:41
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     There you go. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:42
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     Oh, thank you so much. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:26:44
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     And the camera on the iPad Pro moves to the long side. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:26:48
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     It's ultra wide and does a weird thing where it can shift around the image to keep you in frame. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:54
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     Center stage, yes. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:56
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     But no long side iPad Pro camera. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:26:59
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     ► 
     So what is it, one one, me and Steven, right? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:27:03
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     ► 
     Yes, we now get to my fun flexes. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:27:07
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     ► 
     So, number one, new case colors for the iPhone. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:27:13
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     ► 
     sure. Purple. A bunch of other stuff. Number two, Driver Kit comes to our website to let 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:27:23
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     more kinds of accessories be supported on iPad. I mean, I am probably going to reuse this at WWDC 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:27:30
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     ► 
     at some point because it sure does feel like... Yes, and we can reuse Flexi. If this had been your 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:27:36
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     ► 
     risky pick you cannot reuse it. Yep, yep. Number three, shortcuts gets new actions or triggers 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:27:44
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     ► 
     for USB connections on iPad. You were really expecting a lot in that release. I was, I mean, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:27:50
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     ► 
     but it gets better, hold on. Number four, hypervisor comes to iPad to allow for virtual 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:27:57
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     ► 
     machines. So again, I do think, especially now that there's the M1 in iPad Pro, I really do 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:05
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     feel like at some point in the future they will support virtualization like they do on 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:10
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     Mac OS. But not today. So, yeah. Now, I put this in yellow, but I think it's a point. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:21
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     Apple updates the standard Bluetooth Magic Keyboard. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:25
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     I don't know how there's any contention this is a point. They did. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:28
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     ► 
     No it's not. No, no it's not. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:28:31
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     ► 
     It's not a point. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:28:33
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     ► 
     Bluetooth Magic Keyboard did not get an update. The keyboard that comes with the iMac did, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:39
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     ► 
     but you can't buy this on its own. No, that doesn't matter. It's the Ma- It is the standard 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:46
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     ► 
     Bluetooth Magic Keyboard. No it's not, the standard one is that anyone can go in and buy, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:49
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     ► 
     and you can't buy one of these. No, no, no, no. Standard was only in there because he meant not 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:28:56
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     iPad. That's what that meant. No, then he should have clarified. It doesn't get it. No, I'm sorry, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:01
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     ► 
     I'm sorry man, he gets this. I think this is a point. I think this is a point. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:05
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     ► 
     Would you want to just lose another coin flip? Because that's how it's going. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:08
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     ► 
     I got a coin flip with you either way. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:10
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     ► 
     Well, no. Well, no, Myke is the loser. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:14
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     ► 
     No, we each made six picks. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:16
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     ► 
     Oh, yeah, you gotta flip a coin. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:18
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     ► 
     Remember, if Myke had stuck with five... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:20
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     Yeah, I put the sixth pick in there. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:22
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     ► 
     I would have lost, but he went with the sixth one. He got greedy. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:24
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     ► 
     I mean, come on, they literally announced a bunch of new Magic Keyboards. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:29
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     ► 
     But it's not... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:30
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     Federico, I am with you on this. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:32
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     ► 
     I am with you on this. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:29:34
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     ► 
     It's not the regular keyboard. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:35
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     ► 
     It is, it is. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:36
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     ► 
     They're just not selling it with other products, like, because it won't work with the iMac. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:40
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     ► 
     Also, Steven... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:41
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     ► 
     It is the new Magic Keyboard. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:42
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     ► 
     That's what it's going to look like. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:44
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     ► 
     The pic says "Apple Updates", not "Apple Puts Up For Sale". 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:29:50
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     ► 
     That's common! 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:51
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     ► 
     But no, the word "standard". 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:52
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     ► 
     The standard... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:54
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     ► 
     It is the standard! 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:55
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     ► 
     No, it's not! 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:56
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     ► 
     It's just... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:29:57
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     ► 
     It means not magic keyboard for the iPad. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:00
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     ► 
     It doesn't work with 95% of Macs sold and you can't go in and buy it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:05
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     ► 
     It's not the standard Bluetooth keyboard. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:06
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     ► 
     Alright, so if they said "Oh, we're putting it on sale" you would accept that? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:11
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     ► 
     That doesn't make any sense. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:12
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     ► 
     If they had gotten rid of the one that's on my desk and replaced it with one of these... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:16
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     ► 
     Well, they would have had to have gotten rid of it to update it? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:19
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     ► 
     Yeah, they didn't update it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:21
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     ► 
     Yeah, that's... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:22
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     ► 
     I think we need a third party. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:24
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     ► 
     I refuse to give this up. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:26
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     ► 
     So let me see if I can find somebody. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:30:29
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     ► 
     - All right. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:30
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     ► 
     - I'm gonna text Jason. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:31
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     ► 
     - I mean, I'm not a hundred percent sure 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:32
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     ► 
     'cause it's two to one, but. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:34
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     ► 
     - This is like, this is I'm being robbed of my flexes here. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:38
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     ► 
     Like this is absurd. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:39
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     ► 
     Like everybody knows that there's a new Magic Keyboard 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:42
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     ► 
     for desktop and you're hanging this victory 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:45
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     ► 
     on a technicality for the word standard. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:30:50
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - So for context, Steve Trouton Smith is texting me 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:53
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     ► 
     right now saying you totally get that point. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:55
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     ► 
     But I'm not texting him. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:57
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     ► 
     Hang on, hang on. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:30:59
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Are you asking Jason to come on the show 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:01
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     ► 
     or are you just asking him the question? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:31:03
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     ► 
     If anyone comes on this show, I'm asking the question. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:06
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     ► 
     Yeah, 'cause it's between me and Federico. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:08
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     ► 
     'Cause you two can't be trusted. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:31:12
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     ► 
     So if we can find someone to come in 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:14
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     ► 
     and answer this question for us, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:16
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     ► 
     then I'm the one who's gonna be doing the asking around here. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:20
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     ► 
     This is ridiculous. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:21
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     ► 
     The fact that we got this adjudicated. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:31:23
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     ► 
     It's just ridiculous. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:24
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     ► 
     I won't let it go. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:25
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     ► 
     - See, even John agrees. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:27
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     ► 
     Even John, I mean, come on. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:29
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     ► 
     - All right, Jason's gonna come on. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:32
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     ► 
     - We all know it. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:33
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - Aye, aye, aye. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:36
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - All right, I just sent him the Zoom link. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:38
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     ► 
     He should be joining us. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:39
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Hello, Mr. Snell. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:40
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Hello, boys. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:41
     ◼
      
     ► 
     What seems to be the problem? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:43
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - Hello, Jason. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:43
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - Jason, I'm gonna read you a question, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:47
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     ► 
     and I just want you to say, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:50
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     ► 
     well, I'm gonna read you a pic, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:51
     ◼
      
     ► 
     and I want you to say whether this pick was correct or incorrect. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:31:55
     ◼
      
     ► 
     -Alright. -"Apple updates the standard Bluetooth Magic Keyboard, the desktop one." 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:01
     ◼
      
     ► 
     -That's correct. -See? Ha! In your face, Aachen! 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:06
     ◼
      
     ► 
     -Can I make my case to you, Jason? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:09
     ◼
      
     ► 
     -I mean, I already said yes, but sure, go ahead. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:11
     ◼
      
     ► 
     -I mean, what jury brings back a verdict before hearing closing arguments? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:16
     ◼
      
     ► 
     -I don't know. It's the Ricky's. Weird things happen, but go ahead. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:19
     ◼
      
     ► 
     -It's actually just the flexies. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:20
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - We're just arguing over something that doesn't matter. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:22
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - This is a, there's cash on the line though. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:32:25
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - It's for charity. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:26
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - Apple didn't, Apple updated the iMac keyboard, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:29
     ◼
      
     ► 
     but you can't go into an Apple store and buy one of these. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:32
     ◼
      
     ► 
     So it's not the standard Bluetooth magic keyboard. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:35
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - I get, I get what you're saying, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:41
     ◼
      
     ► 
     but this is clearly the, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:45
     ◼
      
     ► 
     as soon as they have enough of them to sell them separately, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:48
     ◼
      
     ► 
     of course they're gonna sell them. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:50
     ◼
      
     ► 
     was so good is I just made this point. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:32:54
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - And so to say, it's like, oh no, no, no, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:32:58
     ◼
      
     ► 
     it's not available to the general public yet. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:02
     ◼
      
     ► 
     And therefore it's some weird side keyboard 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:04
     ◼
      
     ► 
     that will never be, I mean, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:06
     ◼
      
     ► 
     we all know that it's gonna be there eventually. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:09
     ◼
      
     ► 
     And it is the next one. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:33:12
     ◼
      
     ► 
     And also another part of this, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:14
     ◼
      
     ► 
     which I was leaning on Jason was by saying standard, 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:18
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Federico meant not the iPad one. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:21
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - Yes, exactly. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:22
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - So. - Exactly. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:23
     ◼
      
     ► 
     It's a new standard being set right now. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:26
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - Jason, I'm so pleased that you came in 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:28
     ◼
      
     ► 
     to talk some sense into Steven. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:30
     ◼
      
     ► 
     This was a very long argument that you'll hear later. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:33
     ◼
      
     ► 
     This has been going on for a very long time. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:34
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - I look forward to it. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:33:39
     ◼
      
     ► 
     It's, this is what happens when you do connected on Fridays. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:41
     ◼
      
     ► 
     It's very confusing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:42
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Yes, yes it is. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:33:44
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - We're all very upset. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:45
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Thank you, Jason. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:47
     ◼
      
     ► 
     - Thanks for nothing. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:48
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Thanks boys. Stephen I have a question for you. Did you pick Jason explicitly because 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:33:55
     ◼
      
     ► 
     you thought he was going to agree? No. Be honest. Okay, that's fair. I just wanted 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:00
     ◼
      
     ► 
     to know if you thought he would agree with you. Anyway, flexing number six. The new iPad 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:05
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Pro comes with the new gun charger. A lot of people thought you said gun charger the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:11
     ◼
      
     ► 
     last episode? A gun charger! You can charge your water gun. Sure. Like the, what was the 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:21
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Nintendo gun thing called? The Superscope! Yeah, it's like one of those. You shoot it 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:26
     ◼
      
     ► 
     at the screen. Easy. Gun charger. Anyway, that would be two flexes out of six. Clean 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:35
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Clean up, clean up for Federico. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:37
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Making me the winner of the flexes as well. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:41
     ◼
      
     ► 
     So now you get to do another coin flip. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:44
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Now we do, okay, so now let me point the microphone at the... 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:46
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Steven, do you want to choose this time? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:48
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I will let you choose this time. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:50
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Okay, I'm gonna go with heads. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:52
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Always go with heads. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:34:53
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Alright, so mic is heads, which again is testa in Italian. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:34:59
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I'm king of the coin flip. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:04
     ◼
      
     ► 
     It's kind of funny, I have never had to choose a charity or pay a charity for the Flexis. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:09
     ◼
      
     ► 
     It's always been between the two of you. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:11
     ◼
      
     ► 
     So the Flexis, Federico won, then Myke, then me, lost by coin toss, same as the picks. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:18
     ◼
      
     ► 
     So I have to donate $25 per wrong pick. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:35:25
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I had five wrong picks. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:29
     ◼
      
     ► 
     So where am I spending my $125 Federico? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:32
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Oh, oh, you know what? 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:35
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I if possible, let's see, let's see if we can do this. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:40
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I would like you to donate to help out our friends in India. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:46
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Let's see if maybe the American Red Cross, probably the Red Cross. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:51
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I reckon probably the Red Cross. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:53
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Yeah, let's see. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:55
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I'm still looking on their site. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:56
     ◼
      
     ► 
     The Indian Red Cross. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:35:57
     ◼
      
     ► 
     But I don't know if that's true, actually. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:00
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I'm seeing if you can like tell them where to 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:03
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Yeah, put it. It doesn't look like you can but I can donate to them 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:08
     ◼
      
     ► 
     125 I want to support 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:11
     ◼
      
     ► 
     The okay, so I have options disaster relief 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:15
     ◼
      
     ► 
     spring tornadoes and floods where it's needed most your local Red Cross which would be Memphis I guess and then 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:22
     ◼
      
     ► 
     They have like a blood services division. I feel like where it's needed most 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:26
     ◼
      
     ► 
     probably where to give 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:29
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I'm gonna dedicate this gift to a friend or loved one 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:36:34
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Fattichi what if I'm both oh they support Apple pay that's nice 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:38
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Apple pays coming up have an Intel Mac so it takes a long time to realize I'm wearing an Apple watch all right 
     
     
  
 
 
 
 
	 01:36:47
     ◼
      
     ► 
     $125 that was a bad today is not my day 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:50
     ◼
      
     ► 
     No, you have not done well today my friend. I'm sorry 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:36:54
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I was not expecting this kind of end for the Ricky's and the flexes and Jason and all that shouting going on. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:37:02
     ◼
      
     ► 
     I need a drink. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:37:05
     ◼
      
     ► 
     Completely middle of the road. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:37:06
     ◼
      
     ► 
     But I won everything! In your face both of you! 
     
     
  
 
 
 
	 01:37:13
     ◼
      
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     There it is. That's what we were looking for. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Ah, that feels nice. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Ah, back where I belong. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Finally got a win back, huh? It's been a long time for you. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     back where I belong, sitting on the throne. You may only get like seven weeks or so, right, 
     
     
  
 
 
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     with this? Especially if you're going to start talking about Hypervisor again. I think you 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Mira, I think you said another year, right? That's not the annual one. I think you said 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I will continue winning. You said, I think I heard that and I think you're right, Myke. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I want to make sure the best of luck. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     All these events. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Oh, that feels nice. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Where's my password? 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     I'll send it to you. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     You can find Federico on Twitter as Vittici, V I T I C C I. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And he's the editor in chief of max stories.net. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Federico, I have a question for you. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     Tell me about a time where you chose to have mercy on somebody. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     Uh, actually a bunch of times. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Wasn't today. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I could have sued my former and only employer when I was 20 for a lot of money. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like a lot of money. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     And I didn't do that. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Because I was lazy, is the first reason. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like it was a whole thing. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's like... 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't think you can claim mercy for being lazy. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     But no, no, hold on. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I also felt like I didn't want to start off my career as an independent on that kind of 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     You know, like I, so this is probably going to sound stupid. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I felt like it was going to bring me bad luck to do that. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I don't know. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     It's like, you really want to go independent and, and you know, get your money by suing 
     
     
  
 
 
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     somebody? I don't know. So, like, I kind of had merged, and, like, and my family disagreed with me. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     My accountant was furious. But ultimately I decided, you know what, like, it is what it is, whatever. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I didn't want to do that. And also, like, now, looking back, I'll tell you, I'm actually grateful 
     
     
  
 
 
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     for that person who fired me, because it allowed me to do what I do right now and to say these 
     
     
  
 
 
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     words in front of a microphone at this very moment. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Like actually, I'm pretty grateful to that person. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Without them, you never would have won the Rookies. 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     So look at all this joy and victories that that person firing me brought me over the 
     
     
  
 
 
 
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     And so yeah, I guess I was merciful at the time. Now, like, if I were to run into this 
     
     
  
 
 
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     person in Viterbo, I would actually go for the handshake. I mean, if we ever go back 
     
     
  
 
 
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     to that kind of situation. But like, no hard feelings, you know? Like, you fired me, you 
     
     
  
 
 
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     were... let's say an idiot at the time. But whatever, all is good now. So, you know, whatever. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     fine it sounds like you were the bigger person and that's good yeah yeah it's 
     
     
  
 
 
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     also no I don't think it's good energy to to keep you know yeah yeah yeah so I 
     
     
  
 
 
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     like it it was mostly for that reason you could find Myke on Twitter as I am y 
     
     
  
 
 
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     ke he's the host of a bunch of shows here on relay FM and twitch streams 
     
     
  
 
 
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     about keyboards most Fridays at Myke dot live I just wanted to say for people 
     
     
  
 
 
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     people want to check it out. On Monday's episode of Upgrade, we have a really great interview 
     
     
  
 
 
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     with two people who work over at Apple. So they were both in the presentation and we're 
     
     
  
 
 
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     talking to them about the iMac. It was Colleen Novielli and Nevpreet Kolodie. It's a really 
     
     
  
 
 
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     fun interview that I think people are going to dig. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     You can find me on Twitter as @ismh and I write 512pixels.net. Before we go, I want 
     
     
  
 
 
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     I want to tell you about another show here on Relay FM. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:42:00
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     Roboism is a show by Alex Cox and Kathy Campbell, two of our very good friends. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:42:05
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     There they explore how things like AI, machine learning, and digital assistants affect our culture. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:42:11
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     Explore the humanity behind the bots that are quickly becoming a part of our everyday life at relay.fm/roboism 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:42:18
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     Or search "roboism" wherever you get your podcasts. 
     
     
  
 
 
	 01:42:22
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     I'd like to thank our sponsors this week FitBod, ExpressVPN, and StoryWorth. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Until next time guys, say goodbye. 
     
     
  
 
 
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     Adios, adios.