Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► this episode of Roderick Online was [TS]

00:00:02 ◼   ► recorded on Monday January 22nd 2018 [TS]

00:00:05 ◼   ► it's a good hi Marilyn [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► how's it going slow slow slow though [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► mm-hmm is my tempo mm yeah me too I had [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► a migraine last night Oh Merlin yes yes [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► I'm sorry oh you know I'd complain but [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► who'd listen me I I ate the booger I [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► I've discovered that I I really enjoy [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► some herbal teas like a celestial [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► Seasonings so I've been drinking a lot [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► of that and apparently I think I [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► neglected to drink anything with [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► caffeine in it all day yesterday Oh [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► which I didn't notice until about nine [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► o'clock last night Oh [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► nine o'clock headache you'll clear right [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► up I'll just go to bed o-genki [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► oopsy doopsy I woke up at midnight no [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► yeah no but you know it'sit's sometimes [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► I can talk myself out of it I'm no John [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► Roderick but sometimes I can say to [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► myself I am feeling this pain but the [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► pain is not going to bother me I will [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► just feel the pain as a thing and I'm [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► not gonna let it trouble me mmm I want [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► power through this mm-hmm porunn power [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► through this I will be mellow about this [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► and not stress about this and that will [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► be okay mm-hmm and I eventually got to [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► sleep it worked it kind of works I mean [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► I got up and I did the usual thing of [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► like you don't don't they don't stay in [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► bed if you can't sleep so I got up when [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► I took a shower took a hot shower and [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► I'm Monet did this like oh yeah and I [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► put it on that special thunderous [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► setting you know where hits you hard on [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► the neck yeah sometimes if you got a [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► normal headache that can actually help a [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► lot because I think part of it is when [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► you're feeling this is super interesting [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► whenever you got like a pain or a [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► headache or something I think your body [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► overcompensates and tightens up and then [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► that just makes it worse yeah yeah but [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► you don't experience pain oh I could see [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► you choosing to just not allow it [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► the other the other day when you and I [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► saw each other recently a while back the [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► day came out I'm sure yeah somewhere [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► back in the day back in the day was [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► where we were phony award-winning [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► podcasters it was right about the time [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► okay yeah I felt like I was gonna throw [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► up I felt like I was gonna throw up the [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► entire day and and I refused to allow it [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► I refused to some submit and then at the [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► end of the day I did anyway have some [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► throw-ups this is to the fact that your [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► wonderful daughter had thrown up all [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► over you that's right it's the gift that [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► keeps on giving [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► 60 good hours and then I woke up the [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► entire floor of your hotel room so you [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► know I can fight it but then an O in it [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► you know it was terrible [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► also it's not just like that I that I [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► passionately threw up yeah but you and I [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► had a similar last night not not that I [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► had a headache but in the middle of the [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► night two o'clock in the morning I said [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► I'm hungry and of course I wasn't hmm [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► you were sleeping is what you were yeah [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► but I was like I'm in the state that I [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► was in I I came downstairs [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► I found one hamburger bun that was [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► frozen I took to Nathan's Famous hot [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► dogs i microwaved the the collection of [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► these things I sliced the hotdogs down [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► the middle so they had a flat side and [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► then I cut him in half so that they were [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► little [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► Lynette's wiener ads I piled him on top [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► of this hamburger bun covered the whole [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► lot with a slice of Swiss cheese [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► microwaved it again just for good [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► measure milk cheese and I started eating [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► my ham buy a hot dog burger and my front [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► tooth broke out oh come on your special [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► tooth yeah so now I'm sitting here oh [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► yeah and I well you know and I thought [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► maybe if I go to sleep yeah but in fact [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► now I have to deal with this today Oh [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► John yeah and I I'm I'm hilariously [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► lisping but I know I don't really notice [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► it except when you're making a joke [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► about it yeah but there's a tiny little [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► sip sibilance okay little fib along you [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► know that's so sad you're such a warrior [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► you're like the Magellan of meats like [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► you're so good I'd like just getting out [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► there and saying like I'm just gonna do [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► some stuff with food and see what [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► happens you're really you get in there a [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► lot of people are saying yeah I don't [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► have a proper meal here it seems to me [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► that you are you should be rewarded for [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► your ability to cobble together a [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► delicious super snack out of whatever's [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► available and I salute you for that I'm [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► sorry your tooth fell short for that [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► yeah well like the writing was on the [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► wall it was it had been a long time [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► since I'd had that tooth repaired and [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► honestly my dentist now wants to affect [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► a permanent solution just continuing [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► continuing resolution till February and [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► we'll be fine big man like you with that [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► sound it's really cute yeah did you did [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► you make it quickly okay first of all [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► fuck Dennis but also you know they [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► always got a plan he's got a plan for [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► your life he's got a plan they got a [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► plan they see you they see you as a [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► handful of teeth of the checkbook you [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► know fuck those guys but [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► not including all the dentists that [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► listen to this show though you know you [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► can pay him in dental corner you were of [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► dental Oy it's a new coin for the dental [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► industry denta coin did I mention this [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► to you already [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► does it also rise and fall with the wind [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► can I get rich on dental corn nobody's [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► getting rich on coin so the tooth has [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► been so you've had a surrogate tooth for [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► a pretty long time right long time now [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► ten years yeah so that so there's that [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► time when you had your long [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► rock-and-roll hair and the missing tooth [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► and you just went with it not a lot with [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► it the whole tooth was gone at that [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► point right yep okay and then at some [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► point you used to come to the big tooth [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► and you went ahead and got your thing [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► put back in what's the what's the I [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► don't know what's the lifetime of a [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► replacement tooth how often do you need [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► to get it dealt with well it's a great [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► question I mean like for example do you [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► know when the clock is ticking do you [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► get a warning sign this is getting loose [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► this is getting wobbly so the way that [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► my tooth is is fastened in there is nah [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► not I I think when my dentist goes to [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► her continuing education classes where [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► she gets together with all the other [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► dentists and they talk about all their [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► new technologies yeah she probably does [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► not pull up a slide where she says and [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► in this case this guy won't make a [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► decision and so I have super glued this [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► tooth in between the other two [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► 19:40 stick he won't wear a pontiff [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► which is a kind of like to thinking [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► pontiff or whatever a Pontic uh-huh he [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► won't wear one he refuses to mm-hmm he [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► won't he refuses this all the surgeries [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► and now increasingly he has refused to [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► just get a like a bridge like a like an [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► old like an old person would that's [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► where they say if I understand that [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► correctly I mean cuz my wife's been [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► through some of this you know she had [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► the jaw surgery that was like so [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► involved and involved two things and gum [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► things and she's still getting gum [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► grafts and all this kind of stuff like [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► they want to really get in there they [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► want to make you into like a cyborg [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► they would put like screws in your head [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► and shit right oh yeah they wanna you [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► know they want to get their saws out and [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► cut my cut my whole thing apart yeah I [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► mean remake me the crazy thing is that [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► if you go to most doctors and say my [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► knee is killing me I want to get a fake [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► knee I want to get a robot knee right [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► the doctors say look slow your roll we [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► got other options here well and yeah and [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► the consensus seems to be until your [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► thing until your natural thing actually [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► fails the no matter how good a job we do [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► the fake thing is never gonna be as good [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► and complication-free [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► as even a badly working natural thing [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► so don't fuck with it it's like an old [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► car I'm in some ways right where like if [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► you start replacing parts willy-nilly [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► you don't know what you're undoing with [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► each thing that you're doing yeah I have [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► a my best friend from high school has [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► had back problems for a long time and [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► thank goodness that I have never had [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► back problems oh yeah I don't know about [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► you know I feel so I feel that's one [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► where I feel so fortunate my mom had [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► chronic neck and back problems through [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► my whole youth and she was just [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► miserable the whole time of course I [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► thought it was because she was old and [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► had done something wrong I really was [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► your body gets fucked up yeah on my pal [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► his back went out I was with him when it [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► happened he was 20 for the first time [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► and you know and he couldn't I mean I [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► had to carry him and it was traumatic [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► for us both but he has been suffering [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► with this back problem his whole life [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► and and you know I [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► I've gotten away scot-free I'm pretty [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► I'm pretty big and I I worried that my [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► back was gonna be was gonna you know be [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► in trouble but [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► I he called me earlier this year and [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► said just wanted to call I hadn't talked [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► to you in a while I'm going into surgery [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► I'm having this major back surgery and [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► it involved like going in through the [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► front and the back and putting all this [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► stuff in there and and you know but he [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► was like I'm at the point now where by [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► not getting it done I'm I'm having nerve [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► damage to my feet you know I might not [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► and then it's a whole spinal column [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► thing yeah and even then he called me [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► then a couple of weeks later and he was [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► like we're holding off and it's because [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► the the rate of success is like it's not [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► that it's low it's just that you just [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► enter into a whole other world where you [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► can't go back to not having at the [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► surgery but in the dental world my [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► goodness they are very very enthusiastic [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► about these men these major surgeries [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► that involve your entire face and I've [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► never had anybody say and I've talked to [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► a lot of people about it it's not just [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► one person never had anybody say well [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► you know whatever problem you're having [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► it's probably gonna be in the long run [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► less of a big deal than sawing your face [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► in half and grafting it together with [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► titanium bolts and you know don't worry [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► we've got that all fake it's a very [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► personal area we're like a little kid [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► and you have a loose tooth and how it [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► like even when it's just loose let alone [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► like close to coming out it changes the [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► way you feel like the way that you bite [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► the way your whole face feels yeah and [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► they're very careful here about saying [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► well we got a whole program we can go [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► through here I learned about any [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► newsletter there's a whole thing you saw [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► your face in half we put in some screws [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► and then your life will be you know [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► different yeah I told I told you I mean [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► the the shocker for me was that for [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► years and years they'd been saying we're [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► gonna break your lower jaw saw some [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► piece of it out and move your lower jaw [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► back so that it fits with your yes my [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► lady had done [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► right man when she was in that state you [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► saw that one time I don't she was that's [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► a hell of a thing [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► massive thing she was really laid up is [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► that right I don't know that is no my [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► teeth just comes straight on - ha [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► there's no over I got like a raptor yeah [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► the over-under is that I am just like a [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► yeah like a like a Wolf Trap and and I [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► guess one of the things of course is [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► that your teeth do wear whereas your you [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► know like I well honestly that's the [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► story of getting old everything wears [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► here's my my knee creaks because it's [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► just wearing out just like your car does [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► not start an infinite number of times [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► every if you if you're the kind of nerd [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► that I am you know that when you buy a [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► laptop and you turn it on and you go and [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► look at the battery information your [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► laptop is rated for 1000 charges but if [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► you think about it in terms of like [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► years you go oh I think this thing [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► should be good for three four five years [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► we think about in terms of after 1,000 [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► charges I'm off the reservation this [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► thing just may not work anymore and then [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► pretty soon you get like Donald Trump [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► you start stressing in your body's a [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► battery and you should ride and ride in [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► a car when you play golf every time you [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► start your car that's one less time your [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► car will start yep yep [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► every time I bite into a late night hot [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► dog sandwich it's you know there's not [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► an infinite number of those in my future [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► oh sure I mean that's the thing when [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► you're young you think like you got hot [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► dogs am just stretching to infinity well [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► let's think how many more times am I [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► gonna make that sandwich I know I know I [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► in my life how many how many times will [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► I be in a position where I will be [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► allowed to make that sandwich you ever [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► calculate how many Saturdays you get [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► before your kid stops liking you don't [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► do it but-but-but the term of the [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► terminal moment with the dentist's was [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► the time I went in to talk to a [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► specialist and he was this like [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► he was a diminutive man with a big white [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► sort of Einstein haircut who drove a [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► Porsche 911 which is how you know you [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► have got a good dentist and and I think [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► he was probably wearing driving shoes [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► and maybe even driving gloves and he [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► said he said and I was like wow you know [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► everybody wants to break my jaw move it [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► backward and he laughed at me as though [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► that was my idea right and he was like [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► let me ask you a question what what do [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► you think happens when you when you like [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► move a jaw back does it does it improve [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► your airflow or what it constrict your [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► airflow and I'm like it's just a I [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► didn't know there was gonna be a test [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► Yeah right [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► I have no dog in this race why don't you [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► tell me and he was like no no we don't [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► do that anymore we don't move the jaw [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► back because it just makes your airway [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► more constricted and I was like I don't [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► like the sound of us constricted airway [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► he says exactly [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► he said now we cut the your top palate [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► off and then it improves your that [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► sounds so much if it's the top and not [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► the bottom my gosh Wow how could you [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► refuse like yeah Wow a piece of pizza [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► too fast and my palates ruined for three [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► days they were just moving forward my [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► airflow of you greatly improved they [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► wouldn't get mouth meat anymore oh but [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► this you know like in the and I think [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► this is true of all the surgeries right [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► in the back surgery world there are [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► people walking around or maybe not [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► walking around whose backs were or were [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► operated on thirty five years ago and [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► they put they put like two big metal [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► bars in there and screwed it together [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► put gaffers tape around it and stand [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► together with drywall screws and [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► nowadays they go in and you know they [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► they they whistle while they work and [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► they put some fiber-optic cable in there [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► and you've got CCTV and it's a whole [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► different game but it doesn't make you [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► feel like [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► this is the other problem of Technology [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► right where you feel like now the [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► technology of right now the top forward [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► technology right now is as good as a [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► thing is gonna get mm-hmm but what do [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► you do you get back surgery and then six [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► weeks later somebody puts up a slide at [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► the continuing education dinner and says [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► we've figured it out never do that again [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► let me introduce you to patients 35 [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► fuck-all about medicine but it's always [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► seemed so strange to me the way that [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► drug trials work especially when it [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► comes to something like like a [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► life-saving drug like an AIDS drug or a [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► cancer drug and the only as I understand [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► it the only really scientifically valid [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► way is to have a test group in a control [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► group yeah so like half of the people [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► getting it are getting you know a sugar [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► pill yeah because that's what you got to [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► do for the science but like when you go [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► in you got the guy with the Porsche and [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► the driving shoes it kind of feels like [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► this guy is gonna be on my side this guy [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► has the great state of the art [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► technologies but then it just comes down [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► to like I don't know Star Trek versus [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► Star Wars people and like oh you know no [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► this is definitely the way this is [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► definitely the way you you don't want it [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► you don't want to get with this off the [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► bottom half guys those guys are [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► hucksters off the top top train it's [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► like the Dead Kennedys say you know one [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► thing's fixed and the other falls apart [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► Jesus Christ Wow huh jello so right now [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► trust your mechanic you know what I'm [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► saying trust your mechanic this episode [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► of Roderick on the line is brought to [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► you by Mack Weldon you can learn more [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► about Mack Weldon right now by going to [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► Mack Weldon calm ma si que wel tion calm [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► just like it sounds and when you go [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► there and shop you will get 20% off your [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► order using the promo code ro TL and [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► what kinds of things we find in your [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► order well I'm here to tell you I'm a [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► huge fan of Mack Weldon I buy tons of [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► their clothes with my own money and [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► you're gonna find great stuff there [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► because Mack Weldon is better than [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► whatever you're wearing right now [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► because Matt golden believes in smart [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► design premium fabrics and simple [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► shopping this is really true their [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► website is so easy to use it's so easy [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► especially we've ordered from them [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► before it makes it easy to go back and [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► get the stuff you want again they have [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► so much great stuff they have [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► comfortable socks underwear shirts [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► undershirts hoodies and sweatpants so [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► much great stuff [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► I am a [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► huge fan of their pima cotton long [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► sleeve tee I am wearing one of them [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► right this second is the green one it's [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► very attractive I just love their [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► undershirts they're just beautiful white [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► long-tailed much like the Chris Anderson [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► article Google long tail on the shirts [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► that will stay tucked in there the best [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► it's like wonderful aircraft engineering [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► to the best maybe they're best known for [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► their underwear they've line of silver [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► underwear and shirts that are naturally [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► microbial so they eliminate odor listen [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► Mac one wants you to be comfortable so [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► if you don't like your first pair of [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► Underpants you can keep them you know [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► what they'll still refund you no [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► questions asked how about that not only [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► does Mac Waltons underwear socks and [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► shirt not only look good they perform [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► well too [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► they're good for working out going to [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► work going on dates or just everyday [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► life just the best honestly for reals [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► this is it this is a great sponsor and a [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► very good company they make very very [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► good stuff and I can personally give [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► them my okey-dokey and official [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► recommendation so go right now you go to [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► Mac Weldon calm and remember for 20% off [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► your order use that very special offer [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► code are OTL are thanks to Mac Weldon [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► for supporting Roderick on the line and [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► all the great shows I typically as you [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► know try and go through this you know [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► life on this on this big bloop Big Blue [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► Marble in space by relying on as few [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► things as I can right I don't try and I [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► try not to rely on technology I try not [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► to rely on comfort you talked about this [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► a great deal in the past it feels like a [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► lot of it a lot of it comes down to like [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► your will and wanting to make sure that [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► you can get by but you said rather [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► candidly that you want to limit the [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► number of things that might go away [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► after an apocalypse and you'd have no [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► way to get it back now what not now you [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► know you're hooked on jaw surgery for [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► the rest of your life a buck is to trade [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► for that I mean I there are I'm sure all [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► kinds of benefits that attend someone [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► who attaches themselves like attach [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► themselves to hoses and eels like John [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► Travolta in know in spaceship earth oh [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► okay we're like the guy from Dillon [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► Channing that movie where he's a pod boy [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► we've got [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► houses in him he's got the neck thing [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► yeah big guy with the hoses in the neck [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► face hoses the neck thing I needs a [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► battery for a robot planet until they [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► figure out all this is the matrix red [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► pill red pill red pill mental if you [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► want if you want a battery pack for a [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► robot planet I'm sure you get a lot of [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► good stuff I know the surgery is gonna [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► be good free land put this thing in the [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► back of your neck it's gonna be really [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► it's a yeah right like just put your [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► credit card information in just you know [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► like scan your iris the free try and [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► then when you drive around town every [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► time you get a ticket for running or a [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► yellow light it take it'll go right to [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► your bank account you don't even have to [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► think about it that's right we'll just [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► capture all the data yeah so good for [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► you isn't that convenient [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► but I tried to like limit the number of [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► those particularly the ones where the [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► the ones that people do voluntarily [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► without thinking about it like I've got [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► it I've got a conditioner that works [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► with my hair and it costs whatever cost [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► seventy dollars but if I don't have my [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► conditioner than my hair just doesn't [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► let's let's tear the veil away a lot of [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► people shampoo and condition way too [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► much whoa oh yeah yes they do if you I [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► don't want to take you off your story [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► but I'm here to tell you if you get off [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► that particular merry-go-round you'll [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► discover that you can mostly wash your [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► hair about once a week and you'll do way [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► better because you know what it is it's [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► like Carmex for your head you're you're [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► drawing out all the things that your [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► head would do naturally and now you're [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► addicted you're addicted to Neutrogena [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► yeah don't put Carmex on your head tap [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► with carbon technology no no the thing [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► is now you know now you're just a slide [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► in slide show you're top of mind for him [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► your healthcare is top of mind for the [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► German driving dentist yeah he's just [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► he's just knock him down he can see [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► those fighter planes mm-hmm but so I try [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► to limit that stuff but the problem is [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► at a certain point [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► right here I am I'm sitting I'm I'm a [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► man in his forties and I have a missing [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► tooth today and there is a better [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► solution there is a better solution and [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► that solution is to get something [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► slightly more permanent yeah now I have [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► I was putting my little pills in my [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► little pill box today mm-hmm [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► because once I started taking my pill [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► for my bipolar and I discovered that it [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► worked for me and it was a medication [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► that I actually endorsed then then [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► another doctor who had been saying to me [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► for a long time you have high blood [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► pressure you have hypertension is what [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► they say and I was like yeah yeah yeah [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► just the same as I had said about [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► everything that every time surprise [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► surprise another doctor who has a [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► diagnosis about what's wrong with me and [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► so I was like all right what's the story [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► you know now I'm taking this one [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► medication what's the story with this [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► high blood pressure and he and the dad [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► know then I switched it all over to the [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► lady doctor that had yelled at me about [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► bipolar and I was like you're my new [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► doctor I want you to tell me I want you [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► to yell me about everything because [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► you're good at it she passed muster [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► right she did and she said to me I don't [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► think I yelled at you before I think you [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► I think your story has become inflated [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► Sheila's a nice oh yeah okay and I said [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► you absolutely did I I marked it down in [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► my book of quotations in your mind [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► Palace and she was like I don't know [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► that doesn't sound like me and I was [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► like it sounds exactly like you listen [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► to you now into her analysis of how [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► things are going like if anything else [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► needs to be put into your tiny pill box [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► yeah you have hypertension you need to [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► take this pill so I took it it was just [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► a you know it's just a diary you got a [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► diuretic it's just like drinking coffee [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► okay and she was like yeah okay it's [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► doing okay but now you need to take a [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► second one because a lot of times we [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► don't get it on the first pass you need [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► to take two I was like okay you know [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► what you're you're a doctor lady you're [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► thrown pills at me that's [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► you know I'm not fighting you anymore so [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► now I got those two that I put into so [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► then I was like well shit now I need a [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► pillbox um what about ya [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► and I went and I looked because I wanted [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► a cool pillbox old lady pillboxes and [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► having embroidery on it you install or [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► something fucking steampunk you know [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► what the big type on it that's like [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► Monday morning Monday afternoon I'm not [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► one of those I wanted something cool and [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► every day in my freaking Instagram feed [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► some ad pops up for something that's [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► like dude well and it's a but you know [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► like order a box and it's got a knife [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► and a hatchet and mustache wax and like [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► you know like all this crap that nobody [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► needs that's like sandalwood Kipple box [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► they send you stuff you don't need you [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► subscribe to that you get another eel [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► now you're getting a free bar well not [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► free you're getting a subsidized box of [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► shit every month yeah it's leather Kerry [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► John asked Yulin sometimes yeah it's for [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► daily care everybody carries that what [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► they call it yeah well there is some [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► there's there's aspects of everyday [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► carry but if something's coming every [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► month that means you're presumably [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► changing your everyday carrier don't [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► give you a bandolier one give you a [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► Chewbacca belt yeah and I feel like your [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► everyday carry people your you know yeah [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► the ones that are real scientific about [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► it they don't want a new thing every [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► month they want to hone it down to like [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► the fishing line that can also be used [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► as a garrote you can also be used as [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► like like a radio for finding freshwater [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► yeah you do is you do a Gorka you get [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► maybe a couple pistols a knife and a [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► tourniquet yeah and a divining and a [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► divining or defining a wire that you [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► could also use for a curette a divining [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► rod wire right you can use to escape to [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► see you know if you throw it you could [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► bind an adversary find an adversary [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► there it is [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► every day yeah you want to have one I [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► have a knife which is also a hatchet but [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► which is also something that you can [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► hook up onto a roof and that knife rely [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► on fucking Bluetooth no it doesn't it [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► does not no no no no you have an [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► untethered hatchet [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► that's right but I'm looking at these [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► things and I'm saying all right where's [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► the you know like where's the bespoke [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► pill box yeah that's what I want right [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► now I want a pill box here's what I want [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► I want two weeks worth of little doors [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► so that's fourteen of them fourteen [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► little submarine torpedo tube doors [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► Monday to Sunday Monday to Sunday Monday [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► to Sunday that's sitting up you know [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► it's not torpedo tubes it's like an ICBM [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► it's like a like a missile submarine [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► okay they're 14 doors on the top okay [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► each one each one's got a missile in it [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► okay I want it to be small enough to [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► throw in a bag when not notice it I want [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► it to be and so I wanted to have kind of [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► round edges I don't want it like too [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► square [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► okay I want the doors to help me [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► disabuse me here part of it is you're [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► trying to avoid the stuff that you see [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► near the magnifying glasses at Walgreens [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► I don't want it to be like a rainbow [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► colored plastic okay I want it to be [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► something cool that's the individual [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► right that belongs to me [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► and I and so I've been out looking at [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► it's like old apothecary things an old [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► drugstore stuff and like you know [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► searching all the weird bins for to [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► repurpose a thing that has 14 doors [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► because that's my favorite very creative [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► way to approach it the 14 doors yes [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► that's what I'm trying to that's what [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► I'm trying to accomplish and I wouldn't [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► mind if it was silver mm-hmm and had a [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► little blast that's the top return I am [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► getting when I search for a cool pill [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► case or a box yep I'm seeing a nice [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► looking silver one I'm seeing a lot that [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► look like fruit one that's got a Cthulhu [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► on it yeah I don't want that okay but I [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► want to be able to see into the little [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► containers because you want to know [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► which ones are full and which ones are [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► empty you forget what day it is that's [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► right which happens to me every single [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► day but I want it to be you know I want [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► the when the doors are closed I want [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► them to stay closed when the doors are [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► open I want them to stay open mm-hmm so [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► I want this and I'm searching everywhere [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► and nobody's making artisanal pill cases [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► because I guess the artisanal people are [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► all 38 and they're not they're not [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► taking 15 pills and their knees don't [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► hurt anyway then so I had these I had [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► three pills going on and then I was like [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► well I live in Seattle in the wintertime [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► I get a better throw some vitamin D in [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► there since I'm taking pills anyway [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► you could probably do us in b12 too well [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► then I put a put a big bee bee in there [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► except I try and get B in there I feel [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► like I should take a bee I've heard that [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► bees are good for people like me you [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► know back in the day before I was taking [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► all these pills I would throw out [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► sometimes to buy a bottle of B and take [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► it and I it it worked it made me feel [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► better [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► okay huh how's your mood right yeah yeah [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► yeah it does and then uh and then about [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► a year ago a year and a half ago [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► millennium girlfriend started taking [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► Elysium Elysium [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► now come on that sounds like a science [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► fiction thing you remember Elysium [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► Elysium believe you should I asked my [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► doctor if Elysium is right for me I [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► don't think you should talk to your dog [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► is it a new puppet the thing is that the [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► more people know about Elysium unless [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► there is for us well I think that's [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► right because Elysium leas iam will [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► allow you to live forever oh yeah [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► because it binds to your neuro toxins [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► and it takes your health of ease and it [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► turns him into alpha C's analyses are [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► what you need [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► alpha C's are what plants crave it comes [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► down to the alphas you gotta switch your [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► office sure and that and what happens is [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► if you get in there and get your beta [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► blockers that will like anti oxidize [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► your your you know your neural net [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► cancerboys well and what it does is it [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► takes your block chain breaks me see it [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► breaks the RNA okay and converts it into [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► RNP it changes the dispensation to [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► ladder chain exactly okay I'm funny here [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► Elysium health live healthier for longer [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► with science that's right and Elysium so [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► Elysium was this miracle pill that came [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► out that was and part of their [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► stratagems mmm [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► word that they had all these scientists [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► they got all these Nobel scientists to [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► send a lot of white guys and ties and [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► you were like will you endorse this will [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► you endorse this and all the scientists [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► were like yeah sure sure [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► sounds like good science [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► and they were there a bunch of guy a [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► bunch of these scientists on their board [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► of directors they actually put them on [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► the board no these guys look like [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► potatoes with eyeglasses so when they [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► land they all won the Fields Medal and [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► and that's why they're so mad at Matt [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► Damon that's because he won't just to [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► the mansion oh no he won't do the math [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► because they won the Fields Medal for [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► crying out loud okay [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► so okay this stuff this Elysium [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► I'm losing track a little bit here so [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► you got you've got your you've got your [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► brain pill your lady doctor gave you [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► yeah you've got a blood pressure pill - [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► blood pressure field - so up to three [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► pills one of them is a little a little [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► pink pill and one of them is a little [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► very strange little mustard colored pill [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► okay [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► oh they're different kinds you're on a [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► cocktail yep yep drink no so there's [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► three there's three pills and I threw a [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► D in there and then I threw a B in there [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► okay all right thrown the D I threw the [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► d3 I threw in Deez Nuts once anyway so [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► then I'm then I'm hearing this elysium [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► talk around them you know that this is [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► the this is the pillow talk that I had a [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► certain point this is what we're talking [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► about around the breakfast case we're [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► talking hanging out with Generation snap [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► yeah Elysium yeah they're buying glasses [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► from from vending machines yep that's [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► right get a knife from the Elysium [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► Elysium is one of these things where you [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► it's like a it's like a every pill costs [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► a dollar or every pill cost two dollars [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► or something like that but what price [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► for life yeah what price Merlin no no [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► there's how do you put a price on [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► eternity how many extra Saturdays do you [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► want while your daughter still likes all [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► I mean the roughest the problem is [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► that's a finite number they might be a [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► pill to reboot her at some point I'm [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► hoping I think what happens is you get a [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► bunch of Saturdays after she stops [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► liking you yeah that's where the that's [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► where the extra Saturdays come and [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► that's not necessarily where you want [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► them okay no okay you want getting [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► front-loaded okay so at this point [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► you're up - well now wait a minute so I [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► wasn't entirely on board with the [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► Elysium okay but I mean you worked we're [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► up to three or four five ish by five [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► arrests five pills okay [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► oh okay so before the Elysium my mom [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► came to me and said I'm taking these [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► pills which are good for your joints is [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► it closed min chondroitin yes and I said [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► what evidence do you have these are good [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► for the joint [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► I think dr. Oz likes it and she said [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► there is no evidence that it's good for [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► the joints but I take them on faith huh [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► okay because it's made out of them these [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► pills are made out of the collagen that [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► we use in the joints in the joints so if [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► you had more of it anywhere to go is it [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► like repairing the ladder DNA it knows [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► where to go it seeks out the joint areas [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► and then replenishes none like some kind [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► of a supply mission this is what we [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► don't know but if you give your body [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► more of this stuff it can hurt I mean [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► what's it gonna do it's what you pee it [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► away it's like a vitamin C for your [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► joints you know or the little dudes and [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► hardhats that live inside your body that [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► move like eyebeams around okay are gonna [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► be like we got some more that's right [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► exactly was a little sergeant-major [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► that's like put that in there cuz I got [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► this bum knees that I got when I jumped [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► off the Billy out the outfield wall at [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► RFK Stadium during a Grateful Dead [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► concert in 1990 oh and this is unrelated [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► so when you fell off that piece of [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► equipment at the dump it's a completely [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► unrelated this is a bad knee that goes [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► all the way back to 1990 okay it's [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► basically Jerry Garcia's seog bad knee [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► yep that's right and so why not because [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► when I go to the doctor about the bad [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► knee and I'm like eyelet knee is kind of [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► killing me the doctor says you don't [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► want to do a knee surgery until you have [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► to like oh so what you're saying is I [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► wrap an ace bandage around it and I [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► pretend everything's fine taut and the [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► doctor says wrap an ace bandage around [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► it you don't have to pretend it's fine [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► [Laughter] [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► maybe you pee him out maybe you don't [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► but what you know what do you want to do [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► is it's a dollar a day how many [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► Saturdays do you want right right anyway [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► so I look up I look at this amazing [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► house I could get turned against you Oh [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► everything gets turned against you yeah [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► that's how they get you that's how they [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► so the man who if memory serves I [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► brought you theraflu one time and you [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► didn't want to take you or deathly [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► deathly ill you had to show a great [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► American you were very very sick I think [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► I brought you some ephedrine and a [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► theraflu and you didn't want either one [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► because you doesn't like to put that [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► stuff in your body well what happens [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► with the theraflu hmm back in 1991 when [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► I knew a lot of junkies I knew more [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► junkies in 1991 than I know now sir it [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► was I know I I think that that might [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► have been peak junkie although I the [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► thing is now I know Seattle I think in [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► West Virginia they're doing pretty good [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► right now [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► well that's right it's all flipped [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► around yeah back then being a junkie was [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► the thing that you did if you were now [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► it's just if you're living in if you're [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► living in West Virginia and you're [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► working on cars we got to talk about [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► that someday that is so fucked up it's [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► really terrible every time I read about [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► I'm more completely freaked out it's a [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► crime against humanity it's sickening [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► that you don't think about when you [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► think about the CIA and the government [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► intervening in populations you think [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► about them putting aids into the gay [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► community or you think yeah right yeah [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► you do not think about are you it isn't [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► typically thought of as a concern as [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► they concede you one paragraph I [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► screenshot yesterday did have the heart [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► to post it but this is I think I want to [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► say from Washington Post article I [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► forget this one paragraph that just had [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► me back on my heels the epidemic has [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► also made some pharmaceutical companies [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► very rich no a real barrier to getting [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► the industry to buy into change okay [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► hang on sales of prescription opioids [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► almost quadrupled between 1999 and 2014 [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► you know Forex in 15 years as the number [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► of prescriptions soared [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► by 2010 there were more than eight [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► opioid prescriptions for every ten [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► people for Purdue Pharma the makers of [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► oxycontin have sold more than 25 [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► buh-buh-buh billion dollars worth of the [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► drug in the past decade hmm Jesus Christ [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► so you're not on that right now as far [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► as you know if you gave if you backed up [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► the oxycontin truck [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► and you poured that stuff in you know [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► and you gave me as much as I could take [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► yeah I would a take zero but if you gave [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► me if you forced me to have it in my [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► house I would take it out I'd dump it in [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► the pool and little office and let the [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► worms figure it out somewhere downstream [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► some fish in Lake Washington like whoa [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► start chasing the dragon I don't want it [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► I don't want it around yeah you ever not [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► - yeah and and the thing is then the [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► junkies that I knew back in the 90s were [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► like shooting shooting up that was how [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► you were a junkie been like needle based [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► heroin the whole thing you cook it there [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► in your spoon you do that you do the do [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► you and then if you're lucky you don't [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► die sitting on a toilet at the that's [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► the you know the Cafe Roma and make the [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► employees try and force the door open [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► and then call the ambulance and then the [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► cafes that sucks [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► well they don't make them it's just like [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► who the hell you know it's the employee [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► that's like knock knock knock are you [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► done in there hello managers in back [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► shooting up he's got other people into [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► the toilet exactly okay now now what I [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► know I do know a lot of junkies now but [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► they're all these maintenance junkies [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► where they're like I'm not a junkie I [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► just have to take these pills for [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► anxiety and pain yeah it's like ah fuck [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► your 48 years old and you're fucking [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► strung out yeah tell it to the robot [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► apocalypse I mean you want to talk about [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► an eel yeah no shit the ultra eel I [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► struggle with it I struggle with it yeah [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► I don't want to be back on it so hard [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► that I think about the apocalypse [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► everybody wants it you know it's not you [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► know it's hard it's not that it's easy [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► to not do it yeah it's fucking awful and [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► then you know plus or minus five pills [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► well the thing is the reason I don't [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► take theraflu is that the junkies back [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► in 1991 used to huddle around their [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► little fucking Bic lighter fire and say [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► to each other [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► the secret junkie language that I that I [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► learned epidemic they would say when you [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► can't get junk and you're starting to [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► like get the bads you're starting to get [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► some pts there [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► flew theraflu if you take theraflu it [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► takes the edge off yeah [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► you drink there you shoot it no you [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► don't shoot it my god I could see people [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► suffering people love snorting things [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► yeah I think it would drink you drink it [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► bye bye quelling the flu : food like [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► symptoms [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► it takes down your heebie-jeebie bats [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► that's right it's called it it's that [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► that should have been that should have [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► been there other what when there's sound [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► it's like label usage yeah you want you [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► want to say their slogan should have [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► been theraflu takes the edge off and so [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► I started to think in the early 90s that [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► theraflu was powerful medicine because [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► if it is helping that if it's helping [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► those creepy crawlies yeah if it's [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► helping the feeling that like flies are [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► burrowing in your arms then it's [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► probably stronger than I need one I've [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► got a cold so I typically only employ [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► theraflu when it's like alright I don't [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► even give a shit anymore if I ended up [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► on oxycontin because of this whatever [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► fine drug I'm so freakin sick right now [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► I don't care anyway so I'm up five pills [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► okay [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► but then the Elysium thing feels like [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► it's just got it's just they spent a lot [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► of money on the logo and the label there [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► it seems like a executive drug if you [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► know what I'm saying oh yeah that's what [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► they call know it tropics where these [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► whole class of Unicom drugs it could be [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► herbs it could be some kind of all these [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► things that have very little to zero [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► FDA evidence of everything and that goes [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► back to like the st. John's wort the [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► ginseng like all of these things that [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► have this rap for doing a certain thing [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► you got all the where they call the [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► homoerotic so what are the ones that [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► don't do anything like the asila cockney [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► what are you ready call as homeopathic [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► well you know you P go to Germany and [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► you tell those people that they don't do [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► anything they're gonna get real mad at [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► you you know there's a big lawsuit over [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► st. John's wort there wasn't there [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► didn't they then they crack it down the [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► thing about the Germans and you know we [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► don't know well you know they're hard on [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► Scientology so well and that's the thing [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► like if you're if you are mad about [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► Scientology not not being a real [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► religion yeah but you [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► that the that the cure for an allergic [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► reaction is to give you a micro dose of [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► fucking you know collagen fly wings I [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► feel like you got it you got it easy too [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► much to do the real homeopathy the [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► smaller the doses the more effective it [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► is [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► you have pseudoscience I you know they [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► don't let you take they don't they don't [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► let you take f adran now for where your [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► bad nose sniffles in Germany because [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► they think it's a controlled substance [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► but they give you some you know they [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► give you some tincture of like monkey [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► sweat yeah and they think like oh this [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► is the real this is the real cure you [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► got to get with the program Germans [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► invented aspirin you know they pioneered [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► most of the drugs that we use now a day [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► over then in the Germany at first I [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► thought you said germs invented aspirin [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► and I was wrong this is a new theory I [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► had not heard no no I don't believe in [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► germ theory okay so you're up to five [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► you got 70 pills a week and you're [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► saying yeah you Elysium are you hearing [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► the so let me you're back with [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► millennium girlfriend back in the day [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► and were you persuaded to give Elysium a [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► throw so like with my mom's magic [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► collagen pill I went and did some [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► separate research and the research [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► around and the collagen pill has on the [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► label like this is not we are not at all [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► saying that this does anything but you [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► know but if as long as we have said that [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► we're also gonna say this is amazing [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► and with Elysium it was a thing where [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► they had this substance which was called [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► n ad plus 90 plus NID NAD+ which is [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► nicotinamide something something [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► something nicotinamide something [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► something something plus plus and [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► nicotinamide is pretty easy and cheap to [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► get but if you combine it with some [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► other things an A and a D there's some [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► kind of die mix it against any nicotine [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► in my diet you get this this stuff and [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► then you had a plus on the end [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► and it turned out this is the amazing [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► thing about the story it turned out that [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► there's only one company in the country [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► that makes NAD+ and Elysium gets their [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► NAD+ from this same company that [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► everybody else does because there's only [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► one company that makes it oh they're [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► just white labeling something that's [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► almost a commodity yeah Elysium [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► commercial bespoke formula No [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► okay no they just discovered Elysium [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► 'he's discovered that it did this other [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► amazing stuff those all the 50 nobel [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► scientists all were the ones that were [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► like [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► and i think they combined it with a [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► separate a second ingredient so so it's [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► not just nad plus its nad plus plus [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► that's the plus it's some kind of plus [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► it's the other plus it's the reason that [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► japanese-made i've been as tube [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► screamers sound better than [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► american-made i beneath korean-made i [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► because because the plus plus okay [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► hippie to a second ingredient that's [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► right it has a diode [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► okay that's second diode there's light [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► emitting so I said well if the active [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► ingredient in Elysium is nad plus why [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► don't I just get my nad plus from the [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► bulk supplier and the answer to that you [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► know the pillow-talk answer was well [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► Elysium is something else and basically [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► like don't fight city hall it's got all [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► these it's got all these scientists the [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► design of this jar it's it's very very [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► modern sure you put that on your counter [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► and people say why did I go up with like [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► a Whole Foods plastic bag full of powder [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► is cool what's it called basis by [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► elysium have that sit on your desk or [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► sorry I can't raise Hotelling desk or [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► your standing desk or your units like [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► it's sitting on your desk right next to [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► your like five five steel ball clacker [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► [Laughter] [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► you have nap cubes go take a nap in I [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► actually asked a person who had nap [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► cubes in their office does anybody ever [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► go and take a nap in there and they're [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► like what no you would be definitely I'm [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► looked at askance if you went in there [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► and took a nap [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► yeah trap a lobster trap they're gonna [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► see which kind of who the dopes that [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► grab a beer out of the copiously stocked [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► a fridge and who the people who actually [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► use the NAP cube we told you to please [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► use yeah that's right if I worked in an [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► office I would use that NAP cube twice a [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► day and the person I was talking to is [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► like you would be fired it's like it's [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► right there it says nap cube on it right [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► and and they were like oh you doesn't [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► say pivot E box search we're encouraged [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► that PAP cubes but no one ever goes [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► anywhere close yeah anyway so I decided [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► I was gonna start taking I didn't want [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► to get left behind it's a thing when [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► Matt Damon goes up to the to the Elysium [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► and starts kicking ass with all the [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► people that are living in a in a [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► terrarium up in up in wall-e super [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► spaceship I didn't want to be the one [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► that I don't believe I'm gonna picture [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► do like Google for then does he have a [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► science spine in that is that what that [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► is [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► whoo yeah he has a science spine and [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► looks like he's got a GoPro in the back [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► of his head okay [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► because in the future everybody has a [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► science spine and everybody is a karate [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► master but they all live they all live [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► down on earth in like Johannesburg while [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► this bet while the specials live up in [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► Elysium in like the wall-e thing except [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► they're not they're not chubby okay the [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► wall we knew they got peloton or like [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► one of those things up there the well [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► the thing is I think they're taking in a [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► B D plus plus it's got any D plus yeah [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► so I was like look I'm not gonna sit [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► here and watch you take a Liam every day [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► and not also do it but I don't want to [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► be I'm calling would that be for her to [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► outlive you well and things she's [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► already younger than me I now she's got [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► she's got an edge so I wanted all the [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► Saturdays I wanted more Saturdays so I [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► started taking nad well [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► then so that goes in the pillbox and [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► then I was when I started taking the [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► bipolar medicine I started to feel like [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► I wasn't remembering certain [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► conversation thinkable over a couple of [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► gingko biloba what is taken oh so so I [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► went online [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► uh-huh everything I get is online yeah I [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► went on that's the biggest deal of all [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► online your than oxycontin online is [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► your big deal they're gonna raise your [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► price on prime you can be so mad they're [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► like guess what prime is born I didn't [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► want it in the print place I paid more [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► for it now yeah now I got to watch 40 [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► movies a week just to pay it off so oh [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► yeah an Hodgman gave me clear clear [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► which lets you go through the airports [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► without talking to anybody [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► alright but you passed that on is it [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► like nobility do you yeah you have to be [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► like you have somebody that knows you [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► they vouch for you yeah United but then [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► the way Claire works is after you've had [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► it for a while on yeah if you've had [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► Hodgman clear then they're like we build [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► your account for your payment for clear [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► they pay for it you pay you big house [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► would you keep out the smokes [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► yeah you're keeping Snorks out who don't [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► who don't have the money to pay for it [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► nobody else would being clear I want to [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► clear the woman didn't even she walked [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► past she gave she gave the Heisman to [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► the TSA guy she's like she was like this [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► guy's with me and she walked me right up [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► to the pret Upton thing and I was just [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► like whoa yeah okay one day I feel like [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► I'm gonna get in that clear line and [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► instead of putting me on the flight that [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► I'm taking to Atlanta it's gonna put me [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► on a flight to Elysium and they're just [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► gonna say don't worry about it with this [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► you're not going to Atlanta anymore cuz [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► Atlanta doesn't exist we're going up but [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► the problem with it is if you amateur [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► eyes it [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► you gotta fly 40 times to make it seem [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► like it's real all jiminy would you play [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► would you pay $10 to not have to put [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► your gruel should be more like an [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► airport lounge where if you can go in [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► like there's been times when I'm like [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► shit yeah I'll pay 50 bucks to sit in [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► this place for two hours [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► you'd not be with the Snorks but I [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► wouldn't want to have to be charged for [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► it every month if I'm not using I'll you [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► get charged you get charged huh the [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► number of times I fly a year it's right [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► at the line where it's like I'm paying [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► $15 per time I fly no now is that [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► there'll be one time when that is a [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► hundred and fifty thousand percent worth [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► it right and then a bunch of times when [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► maybe they're letting you know they do [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► the freebie days where the Snorks get to [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► go through you've seen that it's clear [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► but there's the one where you get to go [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► to one of the special lines like oh yeah [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► today free trial you get to go through [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► the special line over here because we're [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► not very busy today no no that's not [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► gonna be clear cuz clear requires [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► clearly wants you to do a retinal scan [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► and all this okay all right you have to [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► be you know you have to be willing to [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► endure you have to be willing to wear [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► your privilege on your sleeve if you're [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► going to go through cure or clear [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► there's no better place to wear [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► privilege if you've not though at an [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► airport yes that's a perfect place for [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► privilege oh that's true too but if [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► you're at the airport and you're looking [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► over there and there's a guy there's a [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► guy with a corncob pipe and he's got two [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► chickens on his shoulders and he's like [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► The Simpsons the Seinfeld music and I I [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► was I got dropped off by my lift uh-huh [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► and I was sitting at the gate in six [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► minutes [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► but terminal terminal 1 terminal is that [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► open again yeah that's the [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► yeah they got a big like Calder mobile [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► no they don't but they should it's the [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► type of thing where they keep them [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► straight I think United is 3 well [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► there's international which is totally [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► baller [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► that's where version is I don't fly [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► United and I think one used to be the [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► odds and sods one and I think they [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► really did it [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► ok all right you did it it is that's a [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► six minutes is insane it's insane [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► it's almost like how it used to be to go [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► to the airport just right use login you [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► get here's my bags could be anything in [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► there I don't know walk on through give [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► you say hot sam back in the day when my [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► dad would walk me down to the gate yes [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► on the plane and play with the person [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► and just say on the strength I promise [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► to get off the plane yeah yeah yeah will [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► they be like all right everybody that's [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► not flying get off the plane now my god [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► be like alright here's the drink on the [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► way out here's a check for your mother [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► don't lose it like my dad would walk me [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► down to the gate sometimes and they'd be [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► like oh we've closed the gate and the [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► jetway is pulled away and my dad would [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► say I'm Dave Roderick let me tell you [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► why you need to bring the jetway back to [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► the plane and they'd be like all right I [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► mean that happened more than once if we [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► bring the jetway fact we withhold here [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► at some point your millennium girlfriend [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► had gotten you on to the Elysium so I'm [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► taking an 8020 bus but then I started to [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► I started to like people would say well [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► I remember you when you were talking to [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► that girl and you said this and I was I [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► remember right what do you mean and my [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► memory is is like a big part of um yes [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► my self-identity it's your brand I mean [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► I know I remember I remember things and [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► all of a sudden the thing is I still [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► could tell you all about the Grateful [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► Dead concert where I broke my knee but I [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► couldn't remember having met this person [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► a week and a half ago and it's it [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► spooked me and so I went on maybe maybe [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► it retards ate part of my saying here [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► retards aging by losing memories so you [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► feel like you're younger right right or [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► you just throw your lef encumbered by [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► the weight of metal it's like a clear [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► line for experience [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► I didn't want that no and so I go online [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► and you know if you if you look at the [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► contraindications of drugs they all say [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► the same thing which is this drug may [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► may give you the following symptoms [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► which is every conceivable symptom that [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► you could feel as a human being like [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► memory loss or you might not be able to [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► hold your poo in well there's always a [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► diarrhea headache yeah and then but [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► there's one like I've watched too much [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► NBC which is increasingly making me [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► realize what an old person network is [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► because it's all old person ads but I'll [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► be like you know uh salon tricks treats [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► do not take if you're allergic to [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► cilantro excellent tricks may cause [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► suicidal ideations like really right [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► right so in Turks might make your [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► mustache fall off so there's a lot of [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► things I can ukulele music one of the [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► things that they said on the line was [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► they said yes if you take lamictal [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► lamotrigine the limit to lamotrigine i [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► used to well it may affect your memory [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► but the thing that helps your memory it [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► may also the black box warning indicates [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► you might also get a deadly skin rash oh [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► that's right and that's the bad stuff [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► because every once and every once in a [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► blue mood somebody is taking lamictal or [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► lamotrigine in their skin falls off oh [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► my shrink who is like he was like a 9r [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► and like psychiatrist he would give me [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► anything but he's like look look in my [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► eyes seriously be very you're gonna [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► start with like 1/10 of a pill we'll try [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► that for a week then we'll go to like [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► 1/8 of a pill like this is this stuff it [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► is serious and it will hit you fast if [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► you if you end up being one of the [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► people it's a black box warnings one of [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► those rare things that's like high [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► really big warning you will die if you [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► take this wrong you'll die in a really [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► bad way your skin will fall off which is [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► a bet your skin died yes if you have to [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► lose one thing your skin shouldn't be it [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► memory serves its on label for epilepsy [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► if he serves an off-label for I got a [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► from mood stabilization [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► yeah well and the mood stabilization was [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► the thing that they had they hadn't [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► approved for epilepsy and then it was [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► just one of those like licking the toad [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► in the Amazon rainforest touching such [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► patients since they're like wait a [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► minute all these people that had both [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► severe epilepsy or severe seizures let's [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► call them and also seem to be bipolar [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► wow look at this [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► they're not sad anymore and they're not [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► they didn't gamble their house away this [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► week which is a big improvement for them [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► no they lost is their skin [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► no they lost is their skin [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► as you see my largest organ so so I go [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► online and they're like if you are [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► suffering from memory loss from taking [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► lamictal the thing that works is if you [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► take an AC plus or minus [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► just regular Prime it's NEC prime MA see [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► there's no plus or minus it's like an [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► asset island Castaway salons they're [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► doing a lot of work in those letters [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► they are NAC not an on crash test [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► dummies plus and so I was like well this [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► is confusing because I'm already taking [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► NAD+ are you telling me I'm taking NEC [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► now to to to stave off the memory loss [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► from taking lamictal lamotrigine and you [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► know oh this is how they get you yeah so [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► I said all right [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► shit shit dawg I got a pill case now [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► that is the size of a Honda Civic it's [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► got 14 doors I'm just throwing pills in [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► here [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► so I ordered some NAC and the problem is [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► as soon as the NAC showed up they both [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► have because they don't have Elysium [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► style labels they just have whatever [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► junk junk style labels when I run out of [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► one of them I can't remember whether [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► it's the NAC or the nad oh no no I very [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► different no they look but is it just [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► see I take a bunch of stuff that's just [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► like white stuff in a capsule yeah along [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► that's what this is and it just looks [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► like German tinctures right because [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► neither one of them is like is is FDA [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► approved for any I mean yeah you know I [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► think is approved for asthma attacks [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► yeah but it also restores your memory [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► and nad+ is basically like a placebo [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► that makes you think you're gonna live [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► on a speech you need a really good tilt [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► case is what you need I do what [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► basically I need one that's a fanny [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► packs [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► step but strapped to my leg like like [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► Tomb Raider I'm feeling a little bit [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► memory weird [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► Kapow my memory might be better but I'm [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► not sure I'll stop taking it down that's [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► the other thing with the limit tellers [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► yeah taper off - don't don't do that [TS]

01:02:33 ◼   ► don't and sometimes I forget and then [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► it's like oh boy it's been a whole day [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► but apparently it stays in your body for [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► like a couple of days so you don't have [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► to freak out your skin won't fall off [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► yeah but with any D when you go online [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► you're like I want some NAD+ I'm looking [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► on Amazon right now they have a life [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► extension brand NAD+ cell cell [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► regenerator Unicode nicotine gum I read [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► both side I was liven Radley Slavin it's [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► yeah reiben flavin was my roommate in [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► college [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► so the problem with NAD+ is that all [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► those things on Amazon so I went on [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► right and I was like what's the optimal [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► dosage of NAD+ and they were like well [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► you can take up to 500 milligrams but we [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► think you pee out the last 200 of that [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► so the so the ideal dosage of this thing [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► that we don't know what it does is add [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► 250 milligrams a day not sure sounds [TS]

01:03:28 ◼   ► that sounds about right that's what I [TS]

01:03:29 ◼   ► would have guessed yeah yeah but a lot [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► of the bottles that you buy because I [TS]

01:03:33 ◼   ► don't want to sit be taking this stuff [TS]

01:03:34 ◼   ► all day a lot of these lobbies come in [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► 125 we might have to double up which I [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► hate this is how they get you your order [TS]

01:03:44 ◼   ► from Amazon you get it on Prime and now [TS]

01:03:46 ◼   ► it's not gonna fit a goddamn pillbox [TS]

01:03:47 ◼   ► getting the pillbox from Amazon and I [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► was just raised their prices give me a [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► fucking break I thought at one time and [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► it was like you know something like 50 [TS]

01:03:56 ◼   ► doses 250 milligrams and it came and [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► then I turned the bottle over and read [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► it more carefully and it was like [TS]

01:04:04 ◼   ► service emphasized to serving sides - [TS]

01:04:07 ◼   ► yeah and I was just like oh I want you [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► to die a thousand deaths a few people [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► with your fake labels like just make a [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► two hundred fifty milligram pills I know [TS]

01:04:14 ◼   ► you can [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► yeah so make the whole plane out of nad [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► that's right right I so I took I have to [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► take another 45 minutes going and [TS]

01:04:22 ◼   ► searching all these things to find out [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► which one is [TS]

01:04:26 ◼   ► pill container you better hope you don't [TS]

01:04:29 ◼   ► mix them up or have a little spill uh-uh [TS]

01:04:32 ◼   ► nowhere well in every single one of them [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► is slightly different size or slightly [TS]

01:04:36 ◼   ► different color so I I kind of know what [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► their what they're doing but now I'm [TS]

01:04:40 ◼   ► taking a bunch of pills that's like as [TS]

01:04:42 ◼   ► big as a bird's nest like I feel like [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► I'm eating four blue eggs a day can I [TS]

01:04:47 ◼   ► say just on the toss this out hi this is [TS]

01:04:49 ◼   ► not on you I feel like it might be a [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► little bit of a constraint of your [TS]

01:04:53 ◼   ► imagination cuz your thing about pillbox [TS]

01:04:55 ◼   ► what if we take it from a different [TS]

01:04:55 ◼   ► angle what about more like a tackle box [TS]

01:04:58 ◼   ► the tackle box or maybe like a like an [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► artist's supply box yeah very cool art [TS]

01:05:05 ◼   ► of supply boxes it's gotta fit in a [TS]

01:05:07 ◼   ► small bag well but see what the amount [TS]

01:05:10 ◼   ► of things you're taking you might need [TS]

01:05:11 ◼   ► another bag you might be spoke pill [TS]

01:05:13 ◼   ► Filson this is the thing I'm afraid of [TS]

01:05:19 ◼   ► because first of all I don't know if [TS]

01:05:21 ◼   ► some of these oh and then because I'm [TS]

01:05:22 ◼   ► taking a B in the D I figured why not [TS]

01:05:25 ◼   ► throw a fish oil pill in there God is [TS]

01:05:29 ◼   ► the size of Moscow give me an update [TS]

01:05:31 ◼   ► account where you are on a daily basis [TS]

01:05:33 ◼   ► how many was talking about you some [TS]

01:05:34 ◼   ► talking about like nine pills or nine [TS]

01:05:36 ◼   ► pills and I don't know which ones [TS]

01:05:39 ◼   ► counteract which ones some of them [TS]

01:05:41 ◼   ► you're not supposed to drink grapefruit [TS]

01:05:42 ◼   ► juice yeah this one over here says [TS]

01:05:44 ◼   ► there's no soup like I don't get a [TS]

01:05:47 ◼   ► project manager for your life you end up [TS]

01:05:50 ◼   ► being the de-facto project manager for [TS]

01:05:52 ◼   ► all the pills you put in your face and [TS]

01:05:53 ◼   ► how are you doing now you're not a [TS]

01:05:54 ◼   ► physician when all these things are like [TS]

01:05:56 ◼   ► these aren't these aren't prescription [TS]

01:05:58 ◼   ► drugs these are just shit I find it's [TS]

01:06:00 ◼   ► cool there's no lethal dose right except [TS]

01:06:04 ◼   ► what happens I mean like if I sat down [TS]

01:06:07 ◼   ► with the pharmacologist [TS]

01:06:08 ◼   ► which is what they call them and I said [TS]

01:06:12 ◼   ► all right here's all the pills what do [TS]

01:06:14 ◼   ► you think of this yeah they're gonna get [TS]

01:06:16 ◼   ► into your interactions and agonism and [TS]

01:06:17 ◼   ► whatnot yeah and are they gonna say like [TS]

01:06:19 ◼   ► well nine out of ten of these pills are [TS]

01:06:21 ◼   ► just in that one fish oil because that's [TS]

01:06:23 ◼   ► all we any of us really need just take [TS]

01:06:26 ◼   ► one fish oil pill a day [TS]

01:06:27 ◼   ► say if you take this little little pill [TS]

01:06:31 ◼   ► for your heart yeah and this big pill [TS]

01:06:33 ◼   ► for living on a spaceship yeah the two [TS]

01:06:35 ◼   ► are going to combine to [TS]

01:06:37 ◼   ► to turn into a right close I'll abide Oh [TS]

01:06:40 ◼   ► like a healthful Tron or something you [TS]

01:06:43 ◼   ► know something is that gonna is that [TS]

01:06:45 ◼   ► gonna bounce off the free radicals brian [TS]

01:06:49 ◼   ► says synergism synergy well one plus one [TS]

01:06:52 ◼   ► is 158 that kind of thing I can't win a [TS]

01:06:54 ◼   ► fraction what's the opposite of synergy [TS]

01:06:57 ◼   ► like is he a great man is he you know [TS]

01:07:01 ◼   ► like does he does he ride the lightning [TS]

01:07:05 ◼   ► has he ever seen the the fucking c-beams [TS]

01:07:08 ◼   ► glitter off the Tannhauser game like no [TS]

01:07:12 ◼   ► I don't want it working John I can tell [TS]

01:07:15 ◼   ► the pills are working you're lousy with [TS]

01:07:17 ◼   ► Elysium so one so what I need is [TS]

01:07:21 ◼   ► basically a thing that when I sit down [TS]

01:07:23 ◼   ► at the little desk in my hook in my like [TS]

01:07:26 ◼   ► miserable hotel yes because sometimes [TS]

01:07:36 ◼   ► when I'm feeling brave I'm like I'm [TS]

01:07:38 ◼   ► gonna eat all these pills in one gulp oh [TS]