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Top Four 36: Misheard Eddie Vedder Lyrics

 

00:00:00 ◼   ► hi everybody welcome back to top 4 we

00:00:02 ◼   ► have a special episode well well yeah

00:00:06 ◼   ► it's our normal fodder work it's a

00:00:11 ◼   ► little bit different format this month

00:00:12 ◼   ► because we weren't quite sure how to do

00:00:15 ◼   ► this but it's something that we've been

00:00:16 ◼   ► wanting to do for a while so we're gonna

00:00:18 ◼   ► just see how it goes and then maybe fix

00:00:20 ◼   ► a lot of problems in editing yeah don't

00:00:22 ◼   ► don't talk about editing so no one wants

00:00:24 ◼   ► to hear that

00:00:25 ◼   ► alright I'm gonna start it yeah hi

00:00:28 ◼   ► everybody welcome to a totally normal

00:00:30 ◼   ► episode of where nothing is different or

00:00:33 ◼   ► wrong so anyway what we wanted to do for

00:00:40 ◼   ► a while is some bringing something about

00:00:45 ◼   ► the incredible unintelligibility of

00:00:49 ◼   ► Eddie Vedder's lyrics Eddie Vedder lead

00:00:51 ◼   ► singer of Pearl Jam although he's also

00:00:53 ◼   ► done some solo work but I think he's

00:00:54 ◼   ► mostly known for his Pearl Jam work you

00:00:56 ◼   ► may have heard him from such songs as

00:00:59 ◼   ► and then also the great hit did yep

00:01:05 ◼   ► pretty much everybody knows how his

00:01:07 ◼   ► songs sound but it's really hard to know

00:01:10 ◼   ► what he's actually saying in a lot of

00:01:12 ◼   ► them and I don't know the I mean I think

00:01:15 ◼   ► a lot of this is just a style that was

00:01:17 ◼   ► born of the early 90s growing movement

00:01:20 ◼   ► but it was who he he he is definitely

00:01:23 ◼   ► the master of just making sounds with

00:01:27 ◼   ► his voice that sound good because like

00:01:29 ◼   ► we love his music it sounds good but if

00:01:32 ◼   ► you try to actually listen to what he's

00:01:34 ◼   ► saying it's really hard it's our new

00:01:37 ◼   ► favorite game in the car yeah whenever

00:01:40 ◼   ► we put on a mix of like 90s music from

00:01:43 ◼   ► whatever radio station the car picks for

00:01:45 ◼   ► us because we are led by robots and

00:01:48 ◼   ► whenever an Eddie Vedder song just pops

00:01:50 ◼   ► up it is our favorite thing to do to try

00:01:53 ◼   ► and figure out what exactly he's saying

00:01:56 ◼   ► in his songs so we wanted to bring that

00:01:58 ◼   ► joy to our audience and try and rank the

00:02:02 ◼   ► top four most unintelligible Eddie

00:02:05 ◼   ► Vedder songs yeah and this is

00:02:07 ◼   ► surprisingly hard to narrow down because

00:02:09 ◼   ► there are a lot of Pearl Jam albums and

00:02:11 ◼   ► and even he

00:02:13 ◼   ► has many songs yeah each I apparently

00:02:16 ◼   ► has has good number of songs so it's

00:02:19 ◼   ► what I tried to do is narrow it down to

00:02:21 ◼   ► at least songs that people would have

00:02:23 ◼   ► heard mostly from the first two albums

00:02:25 ◼   ► 10 and vs. yeah I think like kind of

00:02:27 ◼   ► their bigger hits would be yeah more

00:02:29 ◼   ► interesting for people to hear it's it's

00:02:32 ◼   ► really quite something else to try to

00:02:34 ◼   ► understand these lyrics to the point

00:02:35 ◼   ► where there's an entire youtube genre

00:02:37 ◼   ► called misheard lyrics where they like

00:02:41 ◼   ► basically put like funny words over the

00:02:44 ◼   ► song while it's playing in a YouTube

00:02:45 ◼   ► video some are a bit of a stretch most

00:02:47 ◼   ► and this is think most of them aren't

00:02:49 ◼   ► that good most of them aren't that funny

00:02:51 ◼   ► there and this is also a little bit

00:02:53 ◼   ► unusual in that I think we're both gonna

00:02:55 ◼   ► I think we already both know what our

00:02:58 ◼   ► number ones are going to be yeah

00:03:00 ◼   ► it's probably the same one for both of

00:03:02 ◼   ► us so it's a little bit unusual in that

00:03:04 ◼   ► but we'll work up to that so let's start

00:03:06 ◼   ► out with the earlier album and the

00:03:08 ◼   ► earlier song on it probably most

00:03:10 ◼   ► people's first Pearl Jam song they heard

00:03:12 ◼   ► even flow I mean just try to figure out

00:03:15 ◼   ► what is the first thing he says

00:03:19 ◼   ► freezer is a freezer its breather a

00:03:29 ◼   ► pillow in a concrete okay it's with the

00:03:32 ◼   ► freezer it's a cold pillow the he

00:03:34 ◼   ► probably has a cold temperate aquilo

00:03:36 ◼   ► because I had when my tempur-pedic

00:03:39 ◼   ► pillow is cold it's very hard it feels

00:03:42 ◼   ► like concrete so that's it it's freezer

00:03:45 ◼   ► so even flow is about using a

00:03:48 ◼   ► tempurpedic pillow in the winter I think

00:03:50 ◼   ► so let's let's hear a little more

00:03:54 ◼   ► [Music]

00:03:57 ◼   ► maybe you'll see a little better set of

00:03:59 ◼   ► Daisy said of days uh what is what is

00:04:02 ◼   ► that that been dazed it's okay so it's

00:04:04 ◼   ► just it's a really cold weak form yeah

00:04:12 ◼   ► then again in been again ahead down

00:04:15 ◼   ► these for getting familiar I don't I can

00:04:18 ◼   ► understand some of these lyrics yeah and

00:04:20 ◼   ► see this is specifically better like

00:04:22 ◼   ► Queen you can you can hear like maybe

00:04:24 ◼   ► every third word very clearly and

00:04:27 ◼   ► there's a lot of just sounds in there

00:04:29 ◼   ► like yeah or it's like it sometimes

00:04:31 ◼   ► those are actually words and sometimes

00:04:33 ◼   ► they're not

00:04:33 ◼   ► he also seems to give the audience a lot

00:04:36 ◼   ► of credit for being able to complete

00:04:39 ◼   ► words for him in our minds because he'll

00:04:41 ◼   ► often say like the first two-thirds of a

00:04:44 ◼   ► word and then just kind of trail off and

00:04:46 ◼   ► just stop it's fine wait

00:04:53 ◼   ► so can't help but his happy looks and

00:04:56 ◼   ► when is puffing oh his puppy yeah here's

00:05:01 ◼   ► a Pomeranian okay they kind of always

00:05:02 ◼   ► look insane Jack Russells yeah he just

00:05:07 ◼   ► took a dump cleared his throat

00:05:09 ◼   ► [Laughter]

00:05:17 ◼   ► what what's like butterflies evenflo

00:05:20 ◼   ► comes around like butter what is that

00:05:23 ◼   ► what this is this isn't like I've heard

00:05:25 ◼   ► this song a million times this is the

00:05:27 ◼   ► chorus of the song I have no idea what

00:05:29 ◼   ► it says I got butterflies but it makes

00:05:39 ◼   ► you feel really good when you get the

00:05:40 ◼   ► one RIT lyric though that you do

00:05:41 ◼   ► understand yeah exactly you don't know

00:05:45 ◼   ► we don't know

00:05:49 ◼   ► he chases them away he chases away the

00:05:51 ◼   ► butterflies well they're by a million

00:05:53 ◼   ► while he's trying to sleep on his hard

00:05:54 ◼   ► tempur-pedic pillow in the winter I'm

00:05:55 ◼   ► not sure what he doesn't know yeah he

00:05:57 ◼   ► doesn't know something he doesn't know

00:06:02 ◼   ► he never knows he can begin his life

00:06:07 ◼   ► again what

00:06:09 ◼   ► oh he's repeating even the repeats of a

00:06:14 ◼   ► lie and sometimes they're not like I've

00:06:19 ◼   ► occasionally like throughout my youth

00:06:20 ◼   ► and you know sing you know sing so many

00:06:22 ◼   ► songs in the car I've occasionally tried

00:06:24 ◼   ► to look up what the lyrics are to some

00:06:25 ◼   ► of them and some of them actually are

00:06:27 ◼   ► that tricky where like it'll be two

00:06:29 ◼   ► things in a row that sound pretty much

00:06:31 ◼   ► the same but are actually two different

00:06:33 ◼   ► words I'm curious like do the lyric

00:06:36 ◼   ► sites or whoever is like collecting and

00:06:39 ◼   ► I'm never going to look up these lyrics

00:06:40 ◼   ► because I don't want to know well that's

00:06:43 ◼   ► neither toothy though there are some

00:06:45 ◼   ► where it's actually funnier to listen to

00:06:48 ◼   ► if you know what he's supposed to be

00:06:49 ◼   ► saying because you're like really that

00:06:51 ◼   ► was supposed to be that we'll get there

00:06:53 ◼   ► we'll get there moving on to glorified G

00:06:56 ◼   ► [Music]

00:07:06 ◼   ► [Music]

00:07:08 ◼   ► is this glorified version of a pelican

00:07:10 ◼   ► yeah an American plant play it again

00:07:13 ◼   ► play order I like it is like it's like

00:07:23 ◼   ► about like you know manliness and stuff

00:07:25 ◼   ► but like no get played again like I got

00:07:31 ◼   ► to

00:07:35 ◼   ► [Music]

00:07:36 ◼   ► horrified version of a pellet gun Oh a

00:07:49 ◼   ► pelican isn't that just a bird I think

00:07:52 ◼   ► so is it pellet gun it could be either

00:07:57 ◼   ► really well I mean pellet gun makes more

00:07:59 ◼   ► sense I guess but I like pelicans better

00:08:02 ◼   ► what would a glorified Pelican be a

00:08:04 ◼   ► pterodactyl that's pretty cool I feel

00:08:13 ◼   ► the pterodactyls part it's probably the

00:08:15 ◼   ► glorified version of all birds maybe

00:08:18 ◼   ► like a dragon and all these years I

00:08:25 ◼   ► thought this was about pelicans but now

00:08:26 ◼   ► I think it's about guns that sucks no

00:08:29 ◼   ► all right whipping don't need a handle

00:08:38 ◼   ► don't need a helmet got a hard hard head

00:08:40 ◼   ► see I didn't understand that don't need

00:08:43 ◼   ► a handle

00:08:47 ◼   ► what he's already bred

00:08:54 ◼   ► don't need a panda bears too much

00:08:58 ◼   ► [Music]

00:09:03 ◼   ► whoa whoa we have what is loving can we

00:09:09 ◼   ► do that verse again please

00:09:11 ◼   ► [Music]

00:09:14 ◼   ► all right doesn't it raincoat he's

00:09:16 ◼   ► already wet he doesn't need a panda

00:09:21 ◼   ► if they'd know don't need a panda bears

00:09:24 ◼   ► too much you're so right

00:09:30 ◼   ► with the whip whipping whipping I think

00:09:33 ◼   ► this is on my list

00:09:34 ◼   ► yeah

00:09:39 ◼   ► see the song is called whipping is he

00:09:42 ◼   ► saying that there it sounds kind of like

00:09:43 ◼   ► it would be

00:09:45 ◼   ► [Music]

00:09:47 ◼   ► we think is pretty good it's I can't

00:09:49 ◼   ► understand the chorus even

00:09:51 ◼   ► [Music]

00:09:58 ◼   ► don't hand there's always a part

00:10:00 ◼   ► attached there's all these arms to test

00:10:02 ◼   ► oh I thought was there's always arms

00:10:04 ◼   ► attached which doesn't make sense

00:10:09 ◼   ► [Music]

00:10:13 ◼   ► I must reach rust all these rusted rails

00:10:16 ◼   ► mmm sure that's what he'd saying No

00:10:26 ◼   ► see is it there would be the or their or

00:10:29 ◼   ► their whipping the song is called

00:10:31 ◼   ► whipping but I don't hear that no I

00:10:34 ◼   ► don't hear that either

00:10:39 ◼   ► you know a he's at the whooping gah I

00:10:42 ◼   ► understand actually most of this

00:10:44 ◼   ► it just doesn't I said most just doesn't

00:10:47 ◼   ► make a lot of sense I might get him to

00:10:49 ◼   ► give this an honorable mention okay all

00:10:51 ◼   ► right there's also on the list of

00:10:54 ◼   ► horrible songs on Vitalogy there's a few

00:10:56 ◼   ► I think bugs is the worst but pry to

00:10:59 ◼   ► nobody likes bugs don't play bugs whoa

00:11:07 ◼   ► [Music]

00:11:10 ◼   ► this is alright I think we were going

00:11:16 ◼   ► all about this all wrong we were

00:11:18 ◼   ► listening to the popular song so try and

00:11:20 ◼   ► make it better for our audience but

00:11:22 ◼   ► really the crazy comes out in between

00:11:25 ◼   ► all the popular songs

00:11:27 ◼   ► what was he just saying I don't this

00:11:30 ◼   ► yeah this is why I can't listen to

00:11:31 ◼   ► Vitalogy that it was a song put onto an

00:11:34 ◼   ► album intentionally yeah like those

00:11:36 ◼   ► placed it took a slot new album and

00:11:40 ◼   ► right after that is one of my favorite

00:11:41 ◼   ► songs corduroy got the one about the

00:11:43 ◼   ► bear who loses the button in the

00:11:45 ◼   ► department store it is that Paddington

00:11:47 ◼   ► there's that something else no I think

00:11:49 ◼   ► that's a train station yes with a hat

00:11:52 ◼   ► yes the train station has a hat

00:11:54 ◼   ► [Music]

00:11:59 ◼   ► [Music]

00:12:01 ◼   ► and see this is mostly okay but all of

00:12:04 ◼   ► his lyrics really are on the verge it

00:12:05 ◼   ► kind of makes you have that feeling

00:12:07 ◼   ► where I feel a little bit smart for

00:12:09 ◼   ► knowing exactly what he's saying but but

00:12:12 ◼   ► you got a it's you've got a really pay

00:12:14 ◼   ► attention to be able to hear a lot of it

00:12:16 ◼   ► like sometimes all of Merlin's

00:12:18 ◼   ► references yeah I think your brain is

00:12:21 ◼   ► working overtime

00:12:22 ◼   ► yeah you can't play Pearl Jam 1.5 X

00:12:24 ◼   ► you'll miss it so yeah he'll cut off and

00:12:31 ◼   ► have kids

00:12:33 ◼   ► [Music]

00:12:35 ◼   ► whoa what whoa that was a good one what

00:12:39 ◼   ► I don't wanna what I got nothing from

00:12:41 ◼   ► that I got nothing I don't know okay so

00:12:44 ◼   ► what we're concluding is that you can

00:12:47 ◼   ► sing along to a certain point and then

00:12:49 ◼   ► everyone becomes that I don't know the

00:12:51 ◼   ► lyric person and it sounds like it yeah

00:12:54 ◼   ► I think he is becoming that

00:12:57 ◼   ► [Music]

00:13:07 ◼   ► what he doesn't want to wait for them to

00:13:09 ◼   ► law and I want to lay

00:13:12 ◼   ► [Music]

00:13:21 ◼   ► what what pay it off in blood in IV wet

00:13:25 ◼   ► I mean I played off in blood let I be

00:13:32 ◼   ► wet it sounds like that but okay all

00:13:34 ◼   ► right I'm gonna start looking up some

00:13:35 ◼   ► lyrics this is going to be the official

00:13:38 ◼   ► yeah look at the corduroy what are they

00:13:40 ◼   ► what are they saying good song man okay

00:13:49 ◼   ► it's that the the waiting drove me mad

00:13:52 ◼   ► you're finally here and I'm a mess I

00:13:55 ◼   ► take my entrance back can't let you roam

00:13:58 ◼   ► inside my head I take my entrance back

00:14:01 ◼   ► [Music]

00:14:03 ◼   ► I don't want to hear from those who know

00:14:06 ◼   ► what that's that

00:14:09 ◼   ► [Music]

00:14:12 ◼   ► he doesn't want to hear from those who

00:14:14 ◼   ► know that's it oh I would never have

00:14:16 ◼   ► gotten that they take they okay then it

00:14:19 ◼   ► says they can buy but can't put on my

00:14:22 ◼   ► clothes okay see that I hear that now I

00:14:33 ◼   ► would never gotten there well they could

00:14:36 ◼   ► buy his clothes but they can't put them

00:14:37 ◼   ► on right Wow I don't want to limp I

00:14:44 ◼   ► don't want to limp for them to walk wow

00:14:48 ◼   ► I didn't even I never limp is there is

00:14:50 ◼   ► there a like that was like I don't want

00:14:51 ◼   ► to wait for them to okay this is is

00:14:53 ◼   ► there any M&P sound in this I don't want

00:14:58 ◼   ► to lay like he doesn't even try a limp

00:15:01 ◼   ► he's not even trying on that word I mean

00:15:03 ◼   ► poetry wise it's actually very clever

00:15:05 ◼   ► but not saying these words

00:15:08 ◼   ► [Music]

00:15:09 ◼   ► Fiona near-death that's clear

00:15:14 ◼   ► what is that I'll pay it off in blood

00:15:17 ◼   ► let I be Wed what does that mean I don't

00:15:22 ◼   ► know man it means whatever to whoever is

00:15:25 ◼   ► listening to it is it cut up n I'm all

00:15:31 ◼   ► going to cut up and half dead

00:15:33 ◼   ► how dead I'll end up alone like I began

00:15:36 ◼   ► yes some of those words you you can

00:15:38 ◼   ► everything has chains at absolutely

00:15:40 ◼   ► nothing's changed everything has changed

00:15:44 ◼   ► oh my god

00:15:48 ◼   ► there it is oh my god this is my

00:15:50 ◼   ► favorite part of this song I've met I

00:15:52 ◼   ► never cook so is that absolutely nothing

00:15:58 ◼   ► to change or that another chains

00:15:59 ◼   ► absolutely no that's changed everything

00:16:03 ◼   ► has chains absolutely nothing and then

00:16:05 ◼   ► listen to this I don't even know if this

00:16:07 ◼   ► is a word okay take my hand not my

00:16:09 ◼   ► picture spill my pink sure that yeah

00:16:14 ◼   ► it's that's another word I was just kind

00:16:16 ◼   ► of gloss over and singing along

00:16:24 ◼   ► a tincture is a medicine made by

00:16:26 ◼   ► dissolving a drug in alcohol oh oh yeah

00:16:30 ◼   ► vocabulary I always thought that was

00:16:32 ◼   ► teacher and I mean it didn't make sense

00:16:33 ◼   ► but vocab lesson with Eddie Vedder oh

00:16:36 ◼   ► man this song I have a good idea he is

00:16:41 ◼   ► saying words that we literally don't

00:16:43 ◼   ► even know exists like the he just he's

00:16:45 ◼   ► teaching us you think all this time it

00:16:47 ◼   ► just been like he has an incredible

00:16:49 ◼   ► vocabulary you know much greater than

00:16:50 ◼   ► others not that we're miss hearing

00:16:51 ◼   ► things he's speaking like an archaic

00:16:53 ◼   ► language and we're just not sure of the

00:16:55 ◼   ► words they're not in our everyday life

00:16:57 ◼   ► that we are you know the he's just a

00:17:00 ◼   ► genius that's what it is all right we

00:17:02 ◼   ► need to go back I mean he's definitely

00:17:03 ◼   ► musical genius like we need to go back

00:17:04 ◼   ► to even flow and I'll read the lyric

00:17:10 ◼   ► we're gonna listen what we think it is

00:17:13 ◼   ► freezer right

00:17:16 ◼   ► yeah freezer rustles head on a pillow

00:17:19 ◼   ► made of concrete okay it's freezin so

00:17:21 ◼   ► okay close so it still could be about

00:17:24 ◼   ► tempur-pedic pillow zanter

00:17:31 ◼   ► so okay I think what he's trying to say

00:17:35 ◼   ► is feels like maybe he'll sleep better

00:17:37 ◼   ► in seven days but doesn't okay he's lost

00:17:40 ◼   ► over a lot of same feeling

00:17:42 ◼   ► it makes this seems like this is a

00:17:44 ◼   ► person's name Oh feeling yeah like

00:17:46 ◼   ► Ophelia but Oh feeling Oh feelin maybe

00:17:49 ◼   ► he'll see a little better any days Wow

00:17:52 ◼   ► maybe he'll see a little better

00:17:55 ◼   ► any day are these what's the source of

00:17:59 ◼   ► these lyrics see it just says Pearl Jam

00:18:06 ◼   ► [Music]

00:18:08 ◼   ► that's what he says that can't possibly

00:18:12 ◼   ► be like the lyric he wrote in his head

00:18:20 ◼   ► okay so head down faces some both hand

00:18:24 ◼   ► out faces that he sees come again

00:18:27 ◼   ► ain't that familiar what whoa okay okay

00:18:38 ◼   ► I hear that all right there's another

00:18:39 ◼   ► source it doesn't make sense that says

00:18:42 ◼   ► that other line was a feeling maybe

00:18:44 ◼   ► he'll see a little better set of days oh

00:18:48 ◼   ► yeah okay not that much better

00:18:58 ◼   ► all right oat bran he can't happy look

00:19:00 ◼   ► insane Oh dark grin he can't help when

00:19:05 ◼   ► he's happy he looks insane ok that the

00:19:09 ◼   ► second the last part I think was mostly

00:19:11 ◼   ► there sort of but Oh dark grin not oat

00:19:14 ◼   ► bran no not Oprah and smash you smoke

00:19:27 ◼   ► brand you got it yeah gotta go to the

00:19:28 ◼   ► bathroom

00:19:28 ◼   ► yeah it's just a song about his morning

00:19:33 ◼   ► routine

00:19:34 ◼   ► [Music]

00:19:37 ◼   ► oh my god you've ruined the Sun oh my

00:19:47 ◼   ► god all right we brought you this week

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00:21:08 ◼   ► website alright and then the lyrics to

00:21:11 ◼   ► glorified G okay I like the way the song

00:21:17 ◼   ► starts it's a great happy song sort of

00:21:19 ◼   ► until you hear the lyrics just like all

00:21:21 ◼   ► observers he's got a gun I mean right

00:21:24 ◼   ► out

00:21:26 ◼   ► what's the second line even though like

00:21:28 ◼   ► act I got to okay

00:21:31 ◼   ► I got a gun in fact I got to okay that's

00:21:33 ◼   ► I never would have heard that is that's

00:21:37 ◼   ► okay man cuz I love God

00:21:39 ◼   ► yeah that part's easy

00:21:42 ◼   ► [Music]

00:21:43 ◼   ► okay it's definitely pellet gun I can't

00:21:46 ◼   ► believe you heard that I Laura fired

00:21:48 ◼   ► version I've been listening to the song

00:21:49 ◼   ► for literally like 20 you thought it was

00:21:51 ◼   ► about birds shooting birds I thought it

00:21:53 ◼   ► was about Birds Dick Cheney I don't even

00:21:54 ◼   ► really heard the gun part like I mean I

00:21:57 ◼   ► didn't pay attention

00:21:59 ◼   ► [Music]

00:22:03 ◼   ► is it feels familiar with arms feel so

00:22:06 ◼   ► manly when armed when armed ok Wow these

00:22:11 ◼   ► he really glosses really sick oh no this

00:22:14 ◼   ► is a really kind of cool song I think

00:22:16 ◼   ► it's a very anti-gun song oh it

00:22:18 ◼   ► definitely is obviously but like so like

00:22:20 ◼   ► after the but until this recording

00:22:22 ◼   ► really after repeating the word Pelican

00:22:24 ◼   ► which is really pellet gun 10,000 times

00:22:26 ◼   ► the next verse is doublethink

00:22:29 ◼   ► dumb is strength what that's double

00:22:34 ◼   ► thing

00:22:35 ◼   ► dumb is strength what well one lyric fat

00:22:39 ◼   ► says double think other one says don't

00:22:42 ◼   ► think so they can't even agree like the

00:22:44 ◼   ► lyrics eyes don't even know no and then

00:22:46 ◼   ► dumb is strength never shot a living

00:22:48 ◼   ► thing hold on dumb is strength don't

00:22:52 ◼   ► miss that ring that's a stretch that's

00:22:55 ◼   ► head string I like dumb as string bet ya

00:22:57 ◼   ► string is not very smart so the next one

00:22:59 ◼   ► never shot a living thing

00:23:03 ◼   ► yeah that part sounds fine though feels

00:23:06 ◼   ► so manly when armed okay and then the

00:23:08 ◼   ► always keep it loaded and then kindred

00:23:14 ◼   ► to be an American what whoa I've never

00:23:20 ◼   ► heard that

00:23:21 ◼   ► okay that's been there I can feel your

00:23:24 ◼   ► heart I can feel your heart in your neck

00:23:26 ◼   ► I can feel your heart in your neck

00:23:29 ◼   ► [Music]

00:23:33 ◼   ► Wow Wow I never heard that before all

00:23:36 ◼   ► right Wow all right that's a that's a

00:23:39 ◼   ► pretty pretty bold song yeah I actually

00:23:41 ◼   ► kind of like it now I like it better

00:23:43 ◼   ► what whipping did we do that one this is

00:23:47 ◼   ► the one where we couldn't tell if they

00:23:48 ◼   ► were saying whipping in the chorus or

00:23:50 ◼   ► not whipping add they're whipping

00:23:52 ◼   ► they're whipping out of it

00:23:59 ◼   ► don't need a hand there's always arms

00:24:01 ◼   ► attached oh don't get signed I can fall

00:24:04 ◼   ► back

00:24:05 ◼   ► [Music]

00:24:10 ◼   ► yeah you're right I call that why must

00:24:14 ◼   ► we trust

00:24:14 ◼   ► all these rusted rails

00:24:22 ◼   ► rales didn't I make a train joke before

00:24:24 ◼   ► I think I actually might have heard this

00:24:26 ◼   ► mostly correct they don't want no change

00:24:29 ◼   ► we already have

00:24:31 ◼   ► [Music]

00:24:37 ◼   ► Wow there we go yeah not bad mm-hmm all

00:24:40 ◼   ► right well there's also the last song

00:24:43 ◼   ► that we should include his bugs no I'm

00:24:48 ◼   ► just kidding no it's nobody wants bugs

00:24:51 ◼   ► Marco I'm not sure I've ever heard that

00:24:53 ◼   ► song all the way through because every

00:24:56 ◼   ► time I play through Vitalogy or I try to

00:24:58 ◼   ► play through Vitalogy I get like halfway

00:25:00 ◼   ► through I'm just like oh my god I can't

00:25:01 ◼   ► take this anymore I have to skip the

00:25:02 ◼   ► song nobody wants bugs

00:25:03 ◼   ► it's that is by far like I think bugs if

00:25:07 ◼   ► we if we had do an episode on the worst

00:25:10 ◼   ► Pearl Jam songs ever put on an album I

00:25:12 ◼   ► think bugs would have to be number one

00:25:13 ◼   ► and and there are some some weird ones

00:25:16 ◼   ► in there so that's saying a lot but it's

00:25:17 ◼   ► it's got to be bugs it sucks I come down

00:25:20 ◼   ► on suction otherwise pretty decent album

00:25:22 ◼   ► whoo anyway but the number one I think

00:25:25 ◼   ► the master of misheard lyrics has got to

00:25:29 ◼   ► be and across all artists not even just

00:25:31 ◼   ► Eddie Vedder it's got to be yellow

00:25:34 ◼   ► Ledbetter I mean just try to figure out

00:25:40 ◼   ► what is being said here I'm not gonna

00:25:43 ◼   ► spoil the first word because I actually

00:25:44 ◼   ► looked it up a long time ago I remember

00:25:45 ◼   ► what the first word was supposed to be

00:25:47 ◼   ► and it makes no sense

00:25:49 ◼   ► [Music]

00:25:56 ◼   ► on the ceiling on the voice of glitter

00:25:58 ◼   ► fairy that's yeah like that's that I got

00:26:01 ◼   ► that's I didn't read that that's that

00:26:03 ◼   ► I'm going on the so I don't I don't know

00:26:08 ◼   ► it's like I know what it's supposed to

00:26:10 ◼   ► be so I'm not gonna say the rest of that

00:26:11 ◼   ► sentence but like that does not make any

00:26:14 ◼   ► sense

00:26:14 ◼   ► like it's not it's nowhere close well

00:26:17 ◼   ► I'll just tell you I'm pretty sure if I

00:26:19 ◼   ► remember correctly that is supposed to

00:26:20 ◼   ► be unsealed on the porch a letter sat

00:26:24 ◼   ► nope

00:26:25 ◼   ► [Music]

00:26:30 ◼   ► notes on the voice of glitter fairy

00:26:34 ◼   ► that is totally it's like it's hardware

00:26:38 ◼   ► I can't listen any harder to those

00:26:40 ◼   ► lyrics and come up with anything else

00:26:45 ◼   ► landfill I want to leave it again I

00:26:50 ◼   ► would also want to leave a landfill

00:26:52 ◼   ► landfill I want to leave it again ok on

00:26:55 ◼   ► the feeling on the voice of glitter

00:26:56 ◼   ► fairy landfill I want to leave it again

00:27:00 ◼   ► it's like there's no it's I have no idea

00:27:04 ◼   ► what that's supposed to be I think that

00:27:06 ◼   ► one line I remember go for another line

00:27:07 ◼   ► yeah one bizarre him one bizarre him

00:27:13 ◼   ► okay

00:27:13 ◼   ► [Music]

00:27:18 ◼   ► on the beach whether slathered houses on

00:27:23 ◼   ► the on the on a beach of weathered sand

00:27:25 ◼   ► on the beach no houses he says house is

00:27:27 ◼   ► how it's supposed to be on the beach of

00:27:28 ◼   ► whether it's an

00:27:32 ◼   ► on the on the Beast of weathered houses

00:27:36 ◼   ► obviously what it is and I know he

00:27:39 ◼   ► doesn't say sandy says houses on the

00:27:41 ◼   ► beast on the I don't hear that B's don't

00:27:44 ◼   ► I don't know what I am NOT a Mon Mona

00:27:52 ◼   ► said Mona here Mona okay at the song

00:27:56 ◼   ► about Mona uh-huh and she definitely

00:27:59 ◼   ► wants to leave it again yeah we don't

00:28:01 ◼   ► know when she left it the first time but

00:28:02 ◼   ► she wants to leave this glittery beast

00:28:04 ◼   ► on some sand she wants to leave it again

00:28:06 ◼   ► no there's no sand its houses sorry on a

00:28:16 ◼   ► wizard on a whale on a wheel on a wizard

00:28:24 ◼   ► on a whale it can't possibly be that on

00:28:31 ◼   ► a wheel on a weasel it's you know on a

00:28:42 ◼   ► wizard on a way it's gotta be an oyster

00:28:44 ◼   ► in a whale that's I'm totally agreement

00:28:46 ◼   ► there's nothing else that that could be

00:28:48 ◼   ► listen as hard as you possibly can and

00:28:49 ◼   ► try and hear anything else please I'm

00:28:51 ◼   ► thinking it's on a weasel on a wizard on

00:28:53 ◼   ► a whale No

00:29:01 ◼   ► whoa okay what on a cold

00:29:05 ◼   ► I got enough is it okay is I'm not a

00:29:08 ◼   ► cold night I I heard on a pill I want to

00:29:10 ◼   ► pull out again

00:29:16 ◼   ► and I called out again okay but yes this

00:29:20 ◼   ► is a hard one day ok so I can't wait to

00:29:22 ◼   ► read I need them and you called and I

00:29:25 ◼   ► called and I called you back and then

00:29:27 ◼   ► you call and then I thought I don't want

00:29:28 ◼   ► to call you anymore it's like it what is

00:29:30 ◼   ► that but different he's going phone text

00:29:34 ◼   ► about phone tag on a glittery beach all

00:29:37 ◼   ► right okay well the whale is there yes

00:29:39 ◼   ► and a wizard I don't know we haven't

00:29:41 ◼   ► quite figure out the wizard role yeah

00:29:42 ◼   ► is the wizard the one calling well the

00:29:44 ◼   ► song is not over yet let's find out and

00:29:46 ◼   ► the wizard

00:29:48 ◼   ► [Music]

00:29:51 ◼   ► and the wizard on a leave a combine yo

00:29:57 ◼   ► that says okay go back

00:30:00 ◼   ► [Music]

00:30:03 ◼   ► on the wizard I'm gonna leave a combine

00:30:06 ◼   ► oh oh

00:30:07 ◼   ► that's obviously that's what Wizards do

00:30:10 ◼   ► on beaches dinner full of glittery bears

00:30:12 ◼   ► or whatever this was again with the

00:30:17 ◼   ► whale he doesn't want a whale in a box

00:30:19 ◼   ► or a bag I don't want to wear a box or a

00:30:21 ◼   ► bag no he's back to the whale is the

00:30:23 ◼   ► whale glittery or was it just the Bears

00:30:25 ◼   ► no the wizard

00:30:26 ◼   ► well maybe the Wizards glittery and he

00:30:28 ◼   ► put some glitter onto the whale oh

00:30:29 ◼   ► that's his wizards can make sparkly

00:30:31 ◼   ► things happen right but where is Mona

00:30:33 ◼   ► can we do we don't have the power to

00:30:35 ◼   ► like vacuum up glitter in a permanent

00:30:37 ◼   ► way obviously create the glitter out of

00:30:39 ◼   ► this keep playing malaria

00:30:40 ◼   ► [Music]

00:30:44 ◼   ► okay we're very clear about this box or

00:30:47 ◼   ► a bag

00:30:47 ◼   ► we are very I said I don't want to wet

00:30:50 ◼   ► it to a boxer I know he doesn't want the

00:30:53 ◼   ► whale in a box or a bag

00:30:54 ◼   ► yeah just keep laying I mean it have to

00:30:56 ◼   ► be a pretty big boxer bag to fit a whale

00:30:58 ◼   ► in it

00:30:59 ◼   ► [Applause]

00:31:03 ◼   ► can you see them oh yeah can you see

00:31:05 ◼   ► them out on the porch yeah but they

00:31:13 ◼   ► don't wave wave

00:31:16 ◼   ► they don't wait you know there on the

00:31:18 ◼   ► porch but they're not waving they're

00:31:19 ◼   ► unfriendly neighbors they're jerks no

00:31:22 ◼   ► wait who's on the porch the 180 the

00:31:23 ◼   ► Bears no Mona oh ok so Mona is not

00:31:26 ◼   ► waving to the wizard and the sparkle

00:31:28 ◼   ► bears yes okay no the wizard is going by

00:31:30 ◼   ► on the whale Ramona's not when there's a

00:31:34 ◼   ► there's a team with sparkling bears

00:31:35 ◼   ► following it and the wizards like a

00:31:37 ◼   ► freakin who's rares there's no bears in

00:31:39 ◼   ► this one all the other song had bears no

00:31:42 ◼   ► this one has the sparkle bears no the

00:31:43 ◼   ► agenda with the bears no I'm getting

00:31:45 ◼   ► confused alright yeah this is it's hard

00:31:47 ◼   ► to keep track of all these metaphors

00:31:48 ◼   ► okay I don't even know if they are

00:31:50 ◼   ► metaphors you might have actually seen

00:31:51 ◼   ► this just keep going

00:31:53 ◼   ► [Music]

00:31:57 ◼   ► do you see them around the front way

00:31:59 ◼   ► around the runway on the Oh uh is there

00:32:03 ◼   ► an airport

00:32:04 ◼   ► yes nation now they're at the airport

00:32:05 ◼   ► okay wait maybe does the whole thing

00:32:07 ◼   ► take place at an airport have a

00:32:09 ◼   ► sparkling things he's seeing and maybe

00:32:10 ◼   ► Wizards are like like maybe he can't

00:32:13 ◼   ► believe that planes can fly so cool so

00:32:15 ◼   ► he's like maybe he thinks the pilots are

00:32:16 ◼   ► Wizards now you're just being silly

00:32:18 ◼   ► [Music]

00:32:23 ◼   ► I know I know I don't want to say or

00:32:26 ◼   ► save now he knows he doesn't want to

00:32:28 ◼   ► save the contents of what he just did in

00:32:30 ◼   ► his document I know I don't want to save

00:32:32 ◼   ► no make maybe why make me fries it's

00:32:37 ◼   ► probably making me fries but it's got

00:32:39 ◼   ► its a fly baby fly make me fly oh maybe

00:32:42 ◼   ► it's making me fly

00:32:43 ◼   ► well we're on the airport right make me

00:32:45 ◼   ► cry make me fly

00:32:47 ◼   ► I'm thinking it's cry I like making me

00:32:49 ◼   ► fries yeah but it might be make me fly

00:32:52 ◼   ► if we're if we are indeed back at this

00:32:53 ◼   ► airport and he thinks the Wizards are

00:32:55 ◼   ► controlling all the planes because he

00:32:56 ◼   ► doesn't know how planes work then maybe

00:32:58 ◼   ► he's asking the wizard pilots to make

00:32:59 ◼   ► him fly maybe he's trying to buy a plane

00:33:01 ◼   ► ticket and a really read about way okay

00:33:04 ◼   ► I am going to let the letter on the

00:33:06 ◼   ► porch was an advertisement for a plane

00:33:09 ◼   ► ticket and he went to the airport and

00:33:11 ◼   ► he's like look baby stop calling me but

00:33:12 ◼   ► I'm gonna call you back but call me back

00:33:14 ◼   ► and call you back and please could I

00:33:15 ◼   ► just have a ticket to get on this plane

00:33:16 ◼   ► it's gotta be right I don't know why

00:33:26 ◼   ► there's something else maybe oh yeah

00:33:29 ◼   ► that sounds pretty good

00:33:33 ◼   ► on a combine on away unaware on a

00:33:38 ◼   ► combine unaware Hatton okay

00:33:40 ◼   ► then we're back to the combine I'm not

00:33:41 ◼   ► entirely well-versed in farm equipment

00:33:44 ◼   ► but how could you possibly be not aware

00:33:46 ◼   ► that you're on a combine aren't they

00:33:48 ◼   ► pretty large they're really big yeah

00:33:50 ◼   ► they're probably one of the biggest farm

00:33:52 ◼   ► equipments you could be on I mean you

00:33:53 ◼   ► have to like you have to have drank a

00:33:55 ◼   ► lot to not realize that you were on a

00:33:57 ◼   ► combine I mean maybe he just was never

00:33:59 ◼   ► told it was a combine he doesn't know

00:34:06 ◼   ► where there's a box or a bag so he's not

00:34:08 ◼   ► he's not aware of the box or the bag or

00:34:10 ◼   ► the combine I mean do people usually

00:34:12 ◼   ► keep boxes and bags and combines I've

00:34:14 ◼   ► never been in one is there like do you

00:34:16 ◼   ► keep like a bunch of crap in the cabin

00:34:17 ◼   ► so you can like you know maybe

00:34:19 ◼   ► castellane bags yeah he's an employee

00:34:22 ◼   ► for the song it's a clerk and he's he's

00:34:24 ◼   ► packaging things up for people

00:34:26 ◼   ► he's just bagging somebody's groceries

00:34:27 ◼   ► he's like I don't know where to put this

00:34:28 ◼   ► I can't find a box or a bag mm-hmm maybe

00:34:30 ◼   ► this is the combine like a store in the

00:34:32 ◼   ► south and he worked at oh maybe it's the

00:34:34 ◼   ► name of a store yeah who knows they have

00:34:35 ◼   ► weird names down there

00:34:40 ◼   ► [Music]

00:34:41 ◼   ► he's asking me is he asking can you see

00:34:44 ◼   ► a boxer bag anywhere anybody can you see

00:34:47 ◼   ► there's a box or a bag can you see them

00:34:51 ◼   ► that's it that must be it

00:34:56 ◼   ► code on the port Oh easy backup no no

00:35:00 ◼   ► he's on the porch and he's asking if

00:35:03 ◼   ► they see the box or the bag out on the

00:35:05 ◼   ► porch and they've so okay so he's hoping

00:35:07 ◼   ► that the letter carrier will come and

00:35:09 ◼   ► take the packages he's trying to send

00:35:11 ◼   ► that he put out onto the porch but that

00:35:13 ◼   ► didn't sound that sound like port that

00:35:15 ◼   ► was like definitely not porch see

00:35:20 ◼   ► there's no more port e that's port like

00:35:23 ◼   ► so I'm thinking like now he's on a dock

00:35:25 ◼   ► or pier alright so now we're loading

00:35:27 ◼   ► things onto a boat called the combine

00:35:29 ◼   ► that he's a grocery store clerk on this

00:35:32 ◼   ► is like somebody's a weird nonsensical

00:35:34 ◼   ► dream it is it's like oh you were there

00:35:36 ◼   ► but you weren't there and it was your

00:35:37 ◼   ► house but it wasn't yeah and we were in

00:35:39 ◼   ► an airport but it was really a boat and

00:35:41 ◼   ► we're that's whales there was a car only

00:35:42 ◼   ► and there's this wizard on top of the

00:35:44 ◼   ► whales that's what it is and we were at

00:35:46 ◼   ► the grocery store but I couldn't find

00:35:47 ◼   ► anything to put your groceries in okay

00:35:49 ◼   ► yep

00:35:50 ◼   ► [Music]

00:35:51 ◼   ► but they don't wait

00:35:55 ◼   ► [Music]

00:35:59 ◼   ► round the wrong way I see yeah see if

00:36:03 ◼   ► when I see them rat around the wrong way

00:36:05 ◼   ► I wait you so okay so what's around the

00:36:09 ◼   ► wrong way the Box in the bag is looking

00:36:11 ◼   ► for know that or the wizard in their

00:36:12 ◼   ► Sparkle bear I it's hard to keep track

00:36:15 ◼   ► there's a lot of things in the song

00:36:18 ◼   ► [Music]

00:36:24 ◼   ► he doesn't want to sleep it off I don't

00:36:26 ◼   ► want to say get out what oh I don't want

00:36:29 ◼   ► to take it off

00:36:32 ◼   ► I don't want to say it all that's that's

00:36:34 ◼   ► a tough one I don't want to say I wanna

00:36:36 ◼   ► say good all I don't want to say it all

00:36:40 ◼   ► I don't know he doesn't want to stare

00:36:47 ◼   ► okay so is it rude to stare at sparkle

00:36:50 ◼   ► Wizards and and Beach bears well he's

00:36:52 ◼   ► the people that aren't waving oh well

00:36:56 ◼   ► why aren't they waving wouldn't if you

00:36:58 ◼   ► saw a wizard followed by Sparkle he's an

00:37:01 ◼   ► American pilots like wouldn't you they

00:37:03 ◼   ► don't wave he that's he keeps repeating

00:37:05 ◼   ► they don't they're just not waving but

00:37:07 ◼   ► what's the Box in the bag

00:37:08 ◼   ► okay he's an old guy sitting on a porch

00:37:10 ◼   ► and people are walking by and they're

00:37:13 ◼   ► not waving and he's just mad and he's

00:37:15 ◼   ► coming up with stories up but like why

00:37:17 ◼   ► they're not waving to him

00:37:18 ◼   ► [Music]

00:37:23 ◼   ► I don't want to stay I don't want to

00:37:24 ◼   ► stay

00:37:31 ◼   ► was that a word that's the last word in

00:37:34 ◼   ► the song so i i i i think i'm even more

00:37:38 ◼   ► confused than ever now like like when i

00:37:41 ◼   ► first okay so look at the lyrics now

00:37:43 ◼   ► okay first of all did i remember

00:37:44 ◼   ► correctly that the first thing is

00:37:46 ◼   ► unsealed on a porch a letter so yes

00:37:47 ◼   ► uncie he is on a porch veal lid yeah he

00:37:55 ◼   ► really draws that out when you said i

00:37:58 ◼   ► want to leave it again then you said saw

00:38:07 ◼   ► her on a beach of weathered sand

00:38:10 ◼   ► hey i got it right on the sand and on

00:38:17 ◼   ► the sand

00:38:18 ◼   ► i want to leave her again okay so when

00:38:19 ◼   ► he says sand yeah that's his language is

00:38:23 ◼   ► are we are we making fun of somebody

00:38:25 ◼   ► who's a really bad speech impediment no

00:38:27 ◼   ► he could actually say these sounds yes

00:38:29 ◼   ► okay i don't know there's no okay hold

00:38:42 ◼   ► on no way weekend I want to wish it all

00:38:50 ◼   ► away yeah that's really a stretch and

00:38:53 ◼   ► they all and they called and I said that

00:38:56 ◼   ► I'll go and I said that I'll call out

00:39:00 ◼   ► again

00:39:03 ◼   ► I know what was that and I'll go yeah

00:39:08 ◼   ► really and out that this is and I'll go

00:39:13 ◼   ► and I will be called and I'll go get

00:39:17 ◼   ► place and I'll go

00:39:19 ◼   ► that's not even go it's he says will he

00:39:21 ◼   ► says go I'll go he wishes it together

00:39:24 ◼   ► play together he called and I know

00:39:29 ◼   ► there's no G sound that's incredible

00:39:40 ◼   ► again really that's again again and the

00:39:43 ◼   ► reason I ought to leave her calm I know

00:39:47 ◼   ► [Music]

00:39:52 ◼   ► I mean I can I can see where I hear

00:39:55 ◼   ► words like Gump and combine and wizard

00:39:58 ◼   ► and it's like if you like I don't hear

00:40:01 ◼   ► any of these I mean this is like okay I

00:40:04 ◼   ► think we should change our top four okay

00:40:06 ◼   ► so yes there were some other songs with

00:40:09 ◼   ► misheard lyrics but this song is

00:40:12 ◼   ► obviously the pinnacle shining star of

00:40:15 ◼   ► the misheard Eddie Vedder lyric I think

00:40:18 ◼   ► we should choose our favorite misheard

00:40:20 ◼   ► line just for the olive or misheard

00:40:24 ◼   ► yellow Ledbetter

00:40:29 ◼   ► what is Ledbetter is that is that a

00:40:30 ◼   ► thing I'm gonna maybe it's one of those

00:40:32 ◼   ► it's like the Tincher I'm sure it's a

00:40:36 ◼   ► smart reference to something or a drunk

00:40:38 ◼   ► reference to something I don't know but

00:40:40 ◼   ► it's like it's even hard to say the

00:40:42 ◼   ► title is um it comes up with nothing

00:40:46 ◼   ► oh my god all right so that's oh my god

00:40:52 ◼   ► [Music]

00:40:56 ◼   ► what said I don't know whether I'm the

00:41:00 ◼   ► boxer or the bag a box that makes so

00:41:07 ◼   ► much sense I don't know whether I'm the

00:41:10 ◼   ► boxer or the bag that's very poetic

00:41:13 ◼   ► it is poetic if you would have actually

00:41:15 ◼   ► said that oh man see this there's no way

00:41:20 ◼   ► that again yeah

00:41:21 ◼   ► [Music]

00:41:23 ◼   ► calm I know

00:41:25 ◼   ► [Music]

00:41:30 ◼   ► he does not say boxer oh hey can you see

00:41:34 ◼   ► them out on the porch yeah but they

00:41:40 ◼   ► don't wave all right you got that

00:41:42 ◼   ► [Music]

00:41:43 ◼   ► I see them round the front way yeah

00:41:50 ◼   ► and I know and I know I don't wanna stay

00:41:57 ◼   ► make me cry all right so let's let's not

00:42:00 ◼   ► make me fries it's make me cry oh man

00:42:04 ◼   ► or make me fly oh I see I don't know why

00:42:09 ◼   ► there's something else I want to I want

00:42:16 ◼   ► to drum it all away does on a comm line

00:42:19 ◼   ► nope I want I wanted to rum it all away

00:42:22 ◼   ► okay hold on

00:42:27 ◼   ► no there's not even close but I wanted I

00:42:31 ◼   ► wanted to rum it all away it's not even

00:42:34 ◼   ► what he says though it's just not

00:42:42 ◼   ► Drummond there's no like dr set like

00:42:45 ◼   ► that that's not there

00:42:47 ◼   ► [Music]

00:42:53 ◼   ► he doesn't even say boxer no it's it

00:42:56 ◼   ► sounds like where there's a box like

00:42:58 ◼   ► it's not even hold on so it's supposed

00:43:00 ◼   ► to be I don't know whether I'm the box

00:43:02 ◼   ► or the bag I said I don't know whether

00:43:04 ◼   ► I'm the boxer or the bag boxer right

00:43:07 ◼   ► okay and definitely I want to drum it

00:43:16 ◼   ► all away oh I said I don't know I don't

00:43:19 ◼   ► know whether I'm the boxer or the bag

00:43:21 ◼   ► like even with these mobile websites are

00:43:24 ◼   ► saying that that's what it is I mean

00:43:25 ◼   ► that like as a line of poetry that makes

00:43:28 ◼   ► sense but the sounds that are coming out

00:43:31 ◼   ► of his mouth like you can't like

00:43:32 ◼   ► sometimes when you hear when you find

00:43:34 ◼   ► out what a lyric is you can you can kind

00:43:36 ◼   ► of realism and you can hear that lyric

00:43:39 ◼   ► then like being said you just weren't

00:43:40 ◼   ► like hearing it in the right way you

00:43:42 ◼   ► weren't like interpreting the words

00:43:43 ◼   ► correctly but in this case like the

00:43:44 ◼   ► sounds that he's saying do not form

00:43:46 ◼   ► these words no matter how you hear it

00:43:48 ◼   ► it's not even close I'm gonna vote for

00:43:50 ◼   ► my most misheard lyrics oh yeah yellow

00:43:52 ◼   ► Ledbetter to be I want to want to drum

00:43:56 ◼   ► it all away that's really good and that

00:43:58 ◼   ► I don't there's none of those sounds in

00:44:01 ◼   ► there at all and then I think my second

00:44:04 ◼   ► I don't I don't know whether there's a

00:44:06 ◼   ► bot I'm I was the boxer or the bag yeah

00:44:09 ◼   ► that's I mean after that it's pretty

00:44:12 ◼   ► much I don't want to stay I don't want

00:44:14 ◼   ► to stay I don't want to stay I don't I

00:44:16 ◼   ► don't want to stay I I think I really

00:44:19 ◼   ► got a got a give a shout-out to on a

00:44:21 ◼   ► weekend oh yeah that was really good I

00:44:25 ◼   ► want to wish it all away yeah that yeah

00:44:30 ◼   ► that's a and the reason I ought to leave

00:44:32 ◼   ► or come I know that was also like the

00:44:35 ◼   ► reason I ought to leave her calm I know

00:44:38 ◼   ► this is even like I don't know whether

00:44:43 ◼   ► I'm the boxer or the bed like that's

00:44:45 ◼   ► there's just like no there's no sound of

00:44:48 ◼   ► that here mm-hmm like there's so many

00:44:50 ◼   ► completely missing consonant sounds and

00:44:54 ◼   ► sometimes wrong and like differently

00:44:56 ◼   ► inserted consonant sounds that like it

00:44:59 ◼   ► wasn't just that he glossed over some of

00:45:00 ◼   ► the words it's that he actually made the

00:45:02 ◼   ► wrong size for different words and they

00:45:05 ◼   ► called and I said that I'll go

00:45:07 ◼   ► I said that I'll call out again

00:45:10 ◼   ► [Music]

00:45:16 ◼   ► yeah that that's transcribed as I don't

00:45:18 ◼   ► I don't want to stay but I think you

00:45:20 ◼   ► just kind of stops halfway through the

00:45:21 ◼   ► first I don't and this isn't a live song

00:45:23 ◼   ► like it's not being those live right now

00:45:25 ◼   ► studio recording so it's not like he was

00:45:28 ◼   ► having a performance no oh my god well I

00:45:32 ◼   ► do actually have top four songs

00:45:34 ◼   ► I mean yellow Ledbetter is obviously

00:45:36 ◼   ► number one and then between Evenflo

00:45:38 ◼   ► whipping and corduroy I mean they can be

00:45:42 ◼   ► jostled around so III mean it's hard for

00:45:45 ◼   ► me to pick like because I think I'm with

00:45:47 ◼   ► you like you know it's it's pretty hard

00:45:49 ◼   ► to actually rank the songs cuz so many

00:45:50 ◼   ► them were more intelligible than we

00:45:51 ◼   ► thought but a lot of them were pretty

00:45:54 ◼   ► comical but I think nothing compares to

00:45:56 ◼   ► yellow Ledbetter it's it stands on its

00:45:58 ◼   ► own so far above everything else

00:46:00 ◼   ► it falls on its own yeah exactly it

00:46:03 ◼   ► stumbles over on so I honestly I think I

00:46:06 ◼   ► might like my version of the song better

00:46:07 ◼   ► with the Wizards and the glittery bears

00:46:09 ◼   ► and stuff but it's Minh you know the

00:46:12 ◼   ► grocery clerk who can't find a pilot in

00:46:15 ◼   ► the airport like it and but for some

00:46:17 ◼   ► reason on a boat also I'm sure that

00:46:21 ◼   ► everyone can sing along to this song

00:46:22 ◼   ► yeah really yeah it doesn't I'm equally

00:46:26 ◼   ► unstable footing yeah because it doesn't

00:46:28 ◼   ► really first of all no one knows lyrics

00:46:30 ◼   ► when they when you're saying along with

00:46:31 ◼   ► the group people are and no one knows

00:46:33 ◼   ► that the lyrics actually are even if you

00:46:34 ◼   ► do know what the lyrics actually are it

00:46:37 ◼   ► doesn't make sense or sound like that

00:46:39 ◼   ► so you even if you sang the correct

00:46:41 ◼   ► lyrics it would sound like you were

00:46:43 ◼   ► singing the wrong lyrics alright so we

00:46:47 ◼   ► definitely have number one

00:46:48 ◼   ► yo Ledbetter yeah and everything else

00:46:52 ◼   ► after that I mean I guess we have even

00:46:54 ◼   ► flow whipping and corduroy kind of in

00:46:56 ◼   ► the same camp glorified G I thought was

00:46:58 ◼   ► good with the Pelican but that ended up

00:47:01 ◼   ► being pretty clear yeah get out pellet

00:47:03 ◼   ► gun I did yeah even flow I think we had

00:47:06 ◼   ► a lot of good fun with yeah so maybe I

00:47:09 ◼   ► put even plot number two quarter by

00:47:11 ◼   ► three glorified Pelican number four well

00:47:13 ◼   ► what about corduroy oh no what about

00:47:16 ◼   ► whipping whooping was okay I think

00:47:19 ◼   ► Whitman was better than glorified G

00:47:21 ◼   ► alright so you can rank so okay my

00:47:23 ◼   ► ranking is number one yellow Ledbetter

00:47:25 ◼   ► number two even flow three corridor a

00:47:27 ◼   ► for glorified G what is your ranking

00:47:29 ◼   ► okay yo

00:47:30 ◼   ► Leadbetter number one Evenflo corduroy

00:47:33 ◼   ► and then whipping alright thanks for

00:47:36 ◼   ► listening everybody I can't believe you

00:47:37 ◼   ► made it through this I can't believe we

00:47:39 ◼   ► made it through this Thank You Eddie

00:47:40 ◼   ► Vetter for providing years of decades

00:47:43 ◼   ► really of amazing music that we really

00:47:45 ◼   ► do enjoy and for hopefully not having a

00:47:48 ◼   ► problem with this podcast I don't know

00:47:49 ◼   ► whether I'm the boxer or the bag Marco

00:47:52 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah yeah yeah