H.I. #89 -- A Swarm of Bad Emoji
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saying as you and I are both wearing
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hello internet merchandise at the moment
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you wearing a reunion swamp in t-shirt
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and me that mighty nailing gear who it
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does remind me of a question I've been
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meaning to ask you for a while yeah I
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don't want to put you on the spot here
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but I am I had made for you and had sent
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to you Oh a pair of hello Internet
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limited edition sneakers Oh
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oh yes I didn't really expect you to
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wear them cuz you know you're you but
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I'm curious as to what's happened to
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them well I mean Brady I I think you
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know I'm a real sneaker head I'm a big
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fan of collecting sneakers yeah one of
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the things when you're in the sneaker
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head world or the sneaker verse as we
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call it right is you you want to keep
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your really special sneakers in mint
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yeah absolute pristine mint condition
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suniverse is a good name as well who
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universe I'll pass that on to the other
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sneaker heads and see okay see how that
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gets accepted on the ICQ where we chat
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don't get me wrong I mean I have a pair
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I wear and a second pair in mint
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condition so I have my mint condition
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pair I'm just wondering where your mint
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condition pair is oh you want to know
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where it is yeah I don't think you're
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wearing them okay it's pride of place in
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the house Brady they're in a box which
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is behind my laundry hamper so that it
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is as safe and as protected an item can
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be in the house
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if robbers were ever to show up they
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won't find the hello internet sneakers
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I'm impressed they're in the house I'm
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happy with that I'll take that do you
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feel like that's a victory yeah
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did you honestly think Brady that I
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might tell you that I had thrown away
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the hello internet sneakers that you
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have lovingly handmade well I didn't
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think you'd tell me you had but I still
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think there is a chance you have I think
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it's more likely you've read them like
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you sent them to a relative or someone
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who listens to the show mm-hmm with my
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same shoe size is that who I would send
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it to well yeah I imagine you must have
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some relative with the same same shoe
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size as you probably yeah family trees
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are quite extensive but now you haven't
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reqif didn't know they're in my house
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Henry gifted they are in mint condition
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and shall remain so for ever I think
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maybe I have been ever mint condition
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conundrum at the moment hmm because for
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my birthday which was back in June
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mm-hmm I really wanted the Saturn 5 Lego
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rocket that was released around that
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time with 1969 pieces it was one of the
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most impressive Lego things I'd ever
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seen so I said to my wife because she
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never knows what to get me for my
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birthday I said that's what I want
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mm-hmm so she got it for me I was over
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the moon I was very pleased with it but
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I haven't made it partly because I
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haven't had time but also like I like
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that it's in its box and in mint
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condition and like I kind of like the
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box and like knowing that all the pieces
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of it and they're all beautifully
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arranged and and I kind of don't want to
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make it I'm seriously wondering if it's
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still on sale whether I should buy a
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second one so I can make one and keep
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one in mint condition in a box as like a
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display think I have some follow-up
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questions here Brady hmm I feel like I
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have ended up with a mint condition item
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in my house through a series of
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extraordinary circumstances but yeah
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I've started a podcast with a friend
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that podcast ended up creating
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merchandise straight from the brain of
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my friend who shipped some right to my
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house it's not ordinary circumstances
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that such a thing would exist
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yeah you however are looking to
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intentionally have a mint condition Lego
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box and I'm imagining this is quite a
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big Lego box like what's the size of
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this thing I would say it's about the
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size of two cake boxes two or three cake
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boxes how the cake box as compared to
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bread baskets I don't know this measure
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you know the hello internet sneaker box
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yes it's about the size of three of them
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okay I have a sense of that but for the
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listeners those who did not acquire
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hello internet sneakers how many
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Audrey's is the box
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how many Audrey's could you fit inside
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the box that's the standard measure we
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you could probably fit three to four
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Audrey's in the box all right the audrey
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has been packing on the pounds lately
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my mental estimate here is you could fit
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ten arteries in but you must be really
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it depends on how tightly you pack them
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and and how much she's been putting on
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the weight oh so I'm aware that these
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Lego things if they're unboxed have a
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greater resale value like years later
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but I never sell these things anyway so
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I don't really think that's my reason I
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don't think it's a financial
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consideration I think it's just for
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liking the neatness and the beauty of an
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unboxed awesome thing right you're not
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investing in Legos here no no and I just
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feel like the boxed rocket and made just
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feels like a nicer thing to me than if I
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made it like if I made it I'm just gonna
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have this big rocker that obviously is
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made of Lego mm-hmm and like I don't
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know where I'd put that or how I'd feel
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about that whereas I really like the box
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I just like how the Box looks and I like
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knowing what's in it and I can't explain
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it I know it's a bit weird I'm trying
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very hard to understand and maybe I have
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used this analogy before when I when I
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try to think of these kinds of things
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but the closest I can come is the
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promise of unused stationery like an
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unwritten in notebook that is true it is
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the promise of what you could write in
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there as opposed to what you actually do
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which which just doesn't live up to the
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ideal that analogy is good beyond what
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you know because when I was a school
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mm-hmm in year 3 mm-hmm so I must have
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been what like around 8 years old or
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mm-hmm yes but right my year 3 teacher
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who I still remember was mrs. delbridge
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and she had this diary which was a
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five-year diary you could keep five
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years in it because of the way the pages
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were configured like oh five years
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schedule do you mean like a calendar for
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five years yeah it was basically yeah
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okay especially what I was I had a
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little lock on and I was completely
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besotted by it mm-hmm and it was the
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prize for the student who did the best
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work in their journal that year we had
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like a daily journal we had to write
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I was just obsessed with winning it and
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it was going to be given at the end of
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the year and while most of the kids
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didn't care about the journal and would
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write stuff about like what they did
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last night or what they watched on TV or
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you know what they did in the holidays I
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decided to turn my journal into like a
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spy novel which I just wrote each day
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and it was this fictional story about
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this spy having all these adventures he
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was called I am I don't know why I
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called him okay it was this epic tale
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spanning to exercise books and there was
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one other girl in the class who kept a
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really good journal and she had much
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better handwriting than me of course she
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also really wanted to win it and I was
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convinced that she was gonna win it and
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I still remember at the end of the year
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mrs. Dilber sang and the winner of the
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Diary is and she opened up the page and
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my name had been written in the front
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where it said this belongs to
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then I'd won the five-year diary which
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I'd wanted all year so I took it home
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and I thought this is amazing this is I
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finally got it it's mine I've coveted
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this for so long and I never ever wrote
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in it or did anything with it because I
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was too scared to ruin the beautiful
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empty diary I didn't want to sully it so
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for the next three or four years I just
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kept this five-year diary thinking next
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year maybe I'll start it when I when my
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handwriting's better and I know I won't
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ruin it as I said your handwriting will
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never be good enough to live up to the
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idea of the diary yeah especially the
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longer you have it as it has gone on for
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two years it becomes like oh well now I
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really need to have something great to
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write in this thing yeah it's like if
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you're keeping a bottle of champagne for
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a special occasion the longer you go
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without drinking the special allure the
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occasion needs to be in order to drink
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that champagne like well we haven't
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drank this for two years now it has to
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be an amazing event you sort of say
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critize an object by not using it that's
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it that's what's happening to the rocket
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mm-hmm say critizing anta yeah I think
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that is what what's happening my
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strategy for this at least with paper
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stationery because I used to use paper
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notebooks all the time
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I can used always have a paper notebook
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with me I used to write in paper
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notebooks for all kinds of projects and
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the stationery used to be a much bigger
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part of my life than it currently is but
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I was always aware of feeling that
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feeling about oh my dumb ideas are not
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worthy of this pristine book and so my
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strategy was to just every time I got a
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notebook intentionally just scribble all
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over the first page like okay now it's
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fine because there's no this first page
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needs to be the opening lines of war in
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I am Dees a critizing but maybe it's
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like degrading the notebook down to my
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normal human level I was like okay well
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now I can write sullying it when I got
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my new iPhone the other day the first
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day I had I happened to go to the gym
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and when I go to the gym I give my phone
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and my car keys and my wallet to my
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trainer and he goes into like a back
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locked room and puts them in his gym bag
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mm-hmm so I said I've got a new phone
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and I hand it over to him and I said can
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you just be careful when you put it in
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that the keys like scratch up against
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the phone Lou and I never say things
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he looked at me funny and I said I just
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got the phone today and you know I don't
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want to scratch it and he was like I had
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no problems I understand I'll be really
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careful when I put it in my bag mm-hmm I
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went back to the gym two days later and
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handed over my stuff to him and he said
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I'll be careful and I said don't care
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any more seriously as the half-life of
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it was to the iPhone is sacred for a day
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and after that I don't care but the
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first day you have it you know you're
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polishing it on your t-shirt all the
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time to make sure there's no
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fingerprints on it and making sure it's
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so beautiful and then two days later it
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was like yeah
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chuck it in it's just my phone now so
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after there's big conversation about how
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your unopened box of Lego is what do you
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think you're going to do here braiding
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it's still open I don't know what you
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might have to do is buy the second box
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build the Lego Saturn rocket and then
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display the Lego Saturn rocket on top of
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with the other one what will I do with
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the empty box will you'll throw that one
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away have you seen how gorgeous the box
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is this is the point in these
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conversations Brady where I feel like
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I've tried to work with you but now it's
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too far you're gonna keep two identical
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boxes of a lego Construction Set in your
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head that's what you're gonna do that's
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the ultimate idea when you were going to
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buy the second one is that you're going
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to keep the two boxes because they're
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beautiful okay but you know that's crazy
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right it would be a difficult box to
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throw away that's all I'm saying I don't
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know man I feel like we're getting close
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to an episode of Hoarders when you're
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telling me that you're gonna keep both
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of the boxes of the Saturn 5 rocket when
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yeah tell me I have a second one don't
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tie me up that your plan is when you get
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the second vote you're going to keep it
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I don't know man
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I could go along with the constructed
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rocket in front of or on top of the box
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of the unopened one but that's a keep
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the two boxes like I don't know I don't
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know what to say to you yeah I don't
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know him what why it's gonna go because
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while they are nice it is a nice box it
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is a little bit childish so it's not
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really in keeping with the look of my
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office you know with the nice green
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walls and lovely framed pictures so but
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it's your office your office is what you
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want to make it you can have Lego
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Rockets in your office if you want to
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yeah but I want it to have a certain
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grown-up look as well right of course
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go on and look do you know quite often
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when I go through feedback like in the
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emails and on the reddit and stuff like
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that I do enjoy it and I am grateful for
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it but it always feels quite like
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sometimes it feels a bit antagonistic
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there is a certain heat to it that
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sometimes can rile you up or you don't
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enjoy especially when people are
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disagreeing on things or disagreeing
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with us it's like manner because you
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know they feel frustrated because they
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can't get their say to us we're gonna
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feel a bit frustrated because we can't
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answer all their comments I've been
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going through a lot of the feedback on
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which is better the moon landing or the
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Mars landing
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oh the which is more impressive and
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there's been lots of discussion about it
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yeah their hands their hands and both
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views are be important you know what
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I've completely enjoyed it mm-hmm I've
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enjoyed the tone of it
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I've enjoyed both sides of the argument
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I still think I'm right of course and
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the moon landing is more impressive than
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the Mars landing but I've enjoyed what
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the Mars landing people have had to say
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I've enjoyed engaging with a little bit
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of it it's been one of the more
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enjoyable bits of civilized feedback and
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discussions we've had as a result of the
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show that's nice to hear baby hmm there
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is also always the problem when you're
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going through feedback if you've made
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anything online and then people are
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leaving comments and I feel like this is
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also one of the fundamental problems of
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the Internet is that there is no
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indication of tone of how the person is
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saying the other thing I think it's very
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easy when you're reading feedback that
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is critical of you that the the narrator
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in your head
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for the comment that you're reading has
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angry tone which might not at all be
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what the person is intending which of
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course is why we have a proliferation of
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emoticons and smiley faces everywhere
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but at least on on Reddit and YouTube
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like the emoji encroachment has not
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reached their to a full extent so I
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think it can be hard to understand how
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did the person mean the comment but I'm
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very happy that you've been enjoying the
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Moon vs Mars feedback I also enjoy all
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those comment threads I still think that
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Mars is more impressive to me but I felt
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myself a bit swayed by the idea that for
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humans on the long scale the moon is
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objectively more impressive I felt
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myself pulled in that direction by the
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feedback yeah I think maybe the reason
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I've found it so easy reading the
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feedback is my assuredness that I'm
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right hahaha
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maybe it's that you're so confident in
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your opinion that it's just like oh yeah
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there's no there's no arguing with a
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Brady on this oh so there was another
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big space event since we last recorded
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and this was the Cassini space probe
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which had been doing the business around
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Saturn for years now and send you back
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all these great photos mm-hmm that
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mission finally came to its end and it
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was sent plunging into the atmosphere of
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Saturn for a big dramatic finale because
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they didn't want to leave it just you
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know cruising around the orbit of Saturn
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as space junk yeah basically and I have
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in the past been critical of height and
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space sheer pressure and things like
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that movie and admittedly when this was
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happening I did go on Twitter and I was
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a little bit naughty and made a few
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provocative tweets just for fun but I
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will say overall I thought the level of
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Cassini hype in my timeline at least in
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the social media I was saying was
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pitched just perfect it was right this
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time I was very pleased
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I thought the mainstream media may be
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slightly under played it but of course a
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space note is always going to think that
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but the space cheerleaders around the
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place I thought it was about right you
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know they were passionate and emotional
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and I teased them about it a little bit
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on the Twitter particularly when I said
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that taking nice pictures of Saturn is
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low-hanging fruit
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but overall I thought it was about right
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and I wish they're all science events
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were treated about that tone
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there was a proportional response you
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think taking pictures of Saturdays
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low-hanging fruit yeah it's a bit oh
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we're isn't amazing we got these
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beautiful pictures of a satin I mean
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anyone with the 2005 Nokia pointing
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vaguely in the direction of sad could
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take an amazing photo set but don't get
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me wrong I did like the scene II
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preferred the Voyager missions myself
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well you will have a Voyager man I said
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that on Twitter as well
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I said I'm more of avoid you man I was
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impressed by Cassini and it was a really
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cool mission its Voyager 2 still going
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I'm just realizing I don't know is is
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that yeah I think they're still getting
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signals from both of them there's a new
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story every few weeks that they've
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finally left the solar system as the
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definition of the solar system keeps
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changing for PR reasons really you're so
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cynical there hasn't been a void you
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left the solar system story for a few
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weeks and actually so I'm sure we can
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redefine the edge of the sun's magneto
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sphere once again has the true edge of
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the solar system so we can get that
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story and just quickly can I praised
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SpaceX for a minute and you're trying to
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win over our commenters Brady I think
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they did something I like credit where
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credit's due
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they posted a YouTube video montage of
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their greatest failures and crashes it
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was this brilliant montage of rockets
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exploding and everything that went wrong
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and I really enjoyed it I thought it was
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really cool and I liked that they were
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able to take the mickey out of himself
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in that way it hacked back to a famous
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scene in the film the right stuff where
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they show a whole bunch of rocket
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failures so maybe - and the stage would
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kick in again but it was a really cool
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video this was on the official channel
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they published a compilation of their
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failures yes
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is this it how not to land an orbital
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rocket booster it probably is yeah you
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know what I've got to give a company
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credit for doing that kind of thing yeah
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I mean to be fair if you've got that
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incredible sexy footage why not use it
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because there's not many things more
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amazing to look at then a rocket going
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wrong but still some companies would not
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couch it in this way so good on them I'm
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watching the video now it's pretty good
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and it certainly helps if these are all
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rockets yeah it did occur to me that the
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first time something goes wrong with a
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rocket with a person on it that this
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video is gonna maybe come back to bite
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them on the backside which is why the
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companies would do it that's exactly it
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you're putting something out there in
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the world for people to hold against you
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but I'll give a company credit for doing
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that kind of thing this is definitely
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some impressive explosions yeah they're
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nice nice footage I'll put it in the
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show notes for people to watch so
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speaking of your approval of the Cassini
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news coverage there's something I want
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to touch on from two shows ago there was
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a topic that came up briefly and it was
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when you were discussing the overhyped
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eclipse in America yeah the eclipse of
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the millennium I believe was what it was
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being called I know when you're poking
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me on purpose I'm not even gonna bother
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correct was that because they're not
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right I might be mistaken I don't know
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by the way I do realize when you'd like
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to deliberately say things wrong like a
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dad you know who does it just to whine
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the kids up okay you keep not
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understanding what akka means I do know
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you do that on purpose by the way
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oh I understand what akka mean it's
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great I think I understand I got better
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than you I think you're too close to it
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and you can't understand what akka
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really is all right but yes I was
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critical of the eclipse of the century
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hype coming from our friends across the
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Atlantic yeah so you made some comments
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about the American centric nests of
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American news and speaking of feedback
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in the comments there were about a
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bazillion comments in the reddit where
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people were jumping on this bandwagon
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about how American centric the news is
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and I am NOT one to defend the news
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people might be aware of that but this
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is one case we didn't touch upon it at
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the time but I have to say reading the
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comments where people were complaining
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about how American centric the news in
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America is I'm fine with that
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of all of the myriad of things I could
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complain about American news the fact
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that it focuses on America is like the
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most minor of complaints that could
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possibly be I think it's actually
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totally justified for example there was
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a comment that I'm I'm sort of picking
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at random but I think works well as an
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example where there was someone from
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Brazil who was complaining about having
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moved to America that nobody in America
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knows anything about
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right that it never comes up on the
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American news they were you know sort of
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making fun of Americans for saying
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Americans would ask him if he speaks
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Brazilian as a question about like
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what's what's Brazil like or not knowing
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where in the world Brazil is that's like
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I kind of get that it's funny to make
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fun of Americans for not knowing these
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things but what I was thinking about was
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I was trying to think okay what is to
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Brazil as Brazil is to America
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how do we measure the different sizes of
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countries and this may not be a perfect
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comparison but I thought I think you
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could use the GDP of a country as a
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rough first order approximation for how
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important is it in the world I'm not
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saying that's a perfect measure but I
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think we can ballpark that yeah and it
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works out just about perfectly that the
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Brazilian GDP is one-tenth the size of
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the American GDP and of course the
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United States GDP is the largest in the
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world by a pretty decent margin so the
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country that is to Brazil as Brazil is
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to the United States is a country like
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the Czech Republic or Romania and I just
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kind of would love to know how often the
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goings-on of Romania or the Czech
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Republic are in Brazilian news and if
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someone from Romania could be like oh
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the Brazilian news doesn't cover Romania
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as often as they think it should but it
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would feel like well of course it
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doesn't how does the Czech Republic or
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Romania impact Brazil like not really a
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lot and so I really feel like American
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news is American centric Ness it's
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totally fine and it's a thing that I am
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very happy to defend as far as American
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news goes well maybe I didn't put my
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case properly mm-hmm I think it is ok
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for news to be parochial mm-hmm I worked
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on the newspaper in Adelaide and
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everything was about what's the Adelaide
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angle if a huge disaster happens on the
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other side of the world the first thing
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we wonder is I wonder if anyone from
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Adelaide was there Pirozhki onus is fair
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enough I think the American news does go
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too far like I think they're too
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cool I think they could just turn that
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dial down just a little bit but I'm
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alright with Pirozhki or news coverage
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because you got a play to your audience
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mm-hmm but my problem is they're kind of
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it's almost kind of like a well I hope
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it's a willful ignorance for example if
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a new building got built in America that
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was taller than every other building in
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America but it was shorter than the Burj
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Khalifa which is the tallest building in
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the world and say it was built in
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Chicago and then the American news in
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the Chicago News ran a story about this
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new building and called it the biggest
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building ever I'd be like no it's not
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the biggest building ever it's the
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biggest building in America mm-hmm
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that's like how the finals of the
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baseball in America is called the World
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Series that's the classic example isn't
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it this is not the World Series to
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decide the world champions they crowned
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the world champions of baseball every
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year based on who won a domestic us
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competition well it does include Canada
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greatly this is more where my problem is
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it's kind of this this ignorant of the
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bigger picture mm-hmm and I think that's
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the problem I think you need to know how
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you fit into the world
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I don't mind skewing the coverage and
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you know not covering every minor
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incident that happens in Romania mm-hmm
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but I think it's degrees and I think
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America goes a little bit too far there
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are some TV channels in the UK when
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they're covering the news and they try
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to be all high and mighty and be really
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international and I get really bored I
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think yeah enough of all this boring
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stuff about the stuff that's happening
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in other countries this is so worthy
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tell me why there was a big traffic jam
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on my motorway today you know I want my
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local news so you can't go too far the
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other way and be to unsend Trek but I
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think America goes the other way it's to
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America centric I want my porridge is
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just right is that too much to ask
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I mean look as a man who wants to bend
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the entire world to his will I
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understand you want your porridge just
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right I can sympathize there I think of
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a lot of this stuff in life like it I
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don't know how to articulate this very
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well but it's a bit like everything in
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life is a series of dials and it's like
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yes of course we would want the dial to
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be tuned just
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right but you can never know when it's
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tuned just right so you have to think
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about it in terms of like well what
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happens if this dial is tuned too much
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little and think about like what are the
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consequences in in these directions
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because you just don't know where the
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exact correct setting is and I look at
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the American centric nests of American
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news and and feel mostly like well of
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course this dial is going to be turned
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way to one side and it's because the
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United States is it's like such an
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incredibly large and important
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economically in political country in the
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world and very few other countries can
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impact the United States in any
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meaningful way
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and essentially the only foreign news
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that Americans get is about the
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countries that may be able to impact the
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United States and in some way and that
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is a tiny handful of countries and to
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expect that it's much broader beyond
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that I think is kind of unreasonable
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like the stuff like the world series is
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just funny and that's why the eclipse of
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the century was a perfect example
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because as you said last time I was like
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how is this being measured like there's
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no there's no objective way it's the
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eclipse of the century except that it's
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happening right now in America like that
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stuff is funny my personal peeve is a
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kind of beating on Americans for not
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knowing about the world outside and I
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think it's because it's such an
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asymmetric relationship like people in
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other countries know all sorts of stuff
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about America because what America does
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affects those countries but Americans
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don't know about the countries that
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their policies affect because one
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there's vastly more of them and and two
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like well frankly those countries their
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actions don't really affect the United
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States nearly as much so like II just I
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just think it's not surprising that this
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is the situation that we're in that's a
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bit of a shame mm-hmm I can spare for
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shame that's something so powerful and
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that can affect so many other people is
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so unaware of those people but I hear
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argument I guess it bothers me mostly
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because I remember coming to the UK a
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long time ago and getting into
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conversations with people about how like
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oh it's amazing how you don't know
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anything about all of our countries and
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I was originally on the side of like oh
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I should I should feel totally ashamed
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but then eventually I kind of changed my
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mind I'm like wait a minute what like
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why would I know the details of like how
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the politics in France works like why
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would this ever be a thing that would
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come across my attention before having
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having moved to Europe like it never
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would in any meaningful way so I
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shouldn't feel bad about not having
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known it when I showed up so I think
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that's why it's like a little personal
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thing for me I'm okay with you defending
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your countrymen but I do think one
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should strive for more information and
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more knowledge in life in all ways and
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that includes knowledge of the world and
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you know we should know how the
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electoral system in France works I don't
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but I shouldn't be proud that I don't I
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should say I wish I did I wish I knew
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everything but I do feel like a
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statement like oh we should all strive
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to know more about the world like it's
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very easy to say but it's very hard to
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agree with the specifics of what exactly
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does that mean because there's an
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infinite amount of things to know about
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absolutely everything and so if we
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accept that as a premise we immediately
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have to start filtering out almost
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everything about everything it's not
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possible to know about all of the things
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so there there has to be some sort of
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filter again that's why I'm not
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surprised that Americans they know about
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there's been another announcement from
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the temple the temple Apple has
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announced new iPhones for all the fans
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and I'll tell you what if you went to a
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dictionary and looked up unimpressed you
00:29:49
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could put a photo of me watching the
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iPhone announcement there yeah as far as
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I can tell and you set me straight if
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I'm wrong but this new iPhone don't can
00:30:01
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I call it iPhone X I know I'm supposed
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to call it 10 okay no let's let's get
00:30:05
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this on the record here I am boycotting
00:30:07
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the 10 they're not going along with
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their it's iPhone 10 it's like I'm sorry
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if you're gonna put the big letter X
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there I'm calling it X it's it's not
00:30:16
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gonna happen I Apple but I feel like
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like pulling out the X in any branding
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time it's like your big gun isn't it and
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that's like okay it's time it's time for
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the X version of whatever we've got
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mm-hmm so I expect it to be pretty
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awesome like game-changer and as far as
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I can tell this is not a game changer
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this is just more faffing around the
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edges and I think they've wasted their X
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I think they've gone early on the X
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whether it's out of desperation or they
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were just running out of time because
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they were approaching them pretend and
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they thought that was when they could
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you they had to use their X you know
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well I would argue that they had if they
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didn't want to use the 10 they could
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have had several more years
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of not using the ten right because yeah
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because they they have their little s
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their little in between years so we had
00:31:06
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seven they could have done seven s 8 8 s
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9 9 s and then count to 10 so they could
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have had what was at six years I heard
00:31:15
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there was some technical reason they
00:31:16
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couldn't use 9 I find that hard to
00:31:18
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believe but okay
00:31:19
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what do I know about this stuff but
00:31:21
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anyway I am disappointed from what I've
00:31:25
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I'm not yearning to get one from a
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thousand pounds
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am I wrong should I want one what would
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you want the X to have what would make
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you feel like wow that's the kind of X
00:31:36
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you want to see in the world emojis that
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move when I fuck move my face no well
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good news for you feels like it should
00:31:44
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be like a new birth it should be the
00:31:46
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monolith descending from the sky if I
00:31:48
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knew the answer to that I would either
00:31:49
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work at Apple or I would have a really
00:31:52
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trendy cool designed monochrome blog
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where I wrote about it every day I'm not
00:31:56
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thinking of one in particular by the way
00:31:58
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because I don't know any of them that is
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what they all sort of seem like to me
00:32:00
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all these like really minimalist design
00:32:03
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blogs I'll tell you another thing about
00:32:06
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podcasters that annoys me is when they
00:32:09
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refer to the fact that they wrote about
00:32:10
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something like that's a big deal but you
00:32:13
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know yeah I can talk on a podcast all
00:32:14
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day but actually I wrote an article
00:32:16
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about that like suddenly that oh hang on
00:32:18
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you wrote an article about that well
00:32:21
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►
that's different political podcasts are
00:32:23
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really bad for this like political
00:32:24
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journalists who like just waffle about
00:32:26
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politics and they'll say actually I
00:32:28
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wrote an article about that this week
00:32:29
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they're probably worse than the Apple
00:32:31
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people for that like it's somehow now
00:32:33
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it's scripture cuz it's written down and
00:32:34
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it's more important than just waffling
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don't you think it is though Brady I
00:32:38
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mean this is one of the things I like
00:32:39
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about podcasts is I mean you and I we've
00:32:43
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just shown up we're having a little chat
00:32:44
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here even though we were just talking
00:32:47
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about the American centric mists of
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American news and I feel like that's a
00:32:50
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very different conversation than if I
00:32:52
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sat down and I was going to write an
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article defending that same topic right
00:32:56
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if you write something I think it is a
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bigger deal than - doing a podcast cuz
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in the podcast you're just talking right
00:33:02
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yeah okay I see what you're saying but I
00:33:04
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think it puts an importance on what's
00:33:06
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written basically just on a blog on the
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Internet into some kind of important
00:33:11
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fear they'd like that's not like it's
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gone through peer review
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and it's more right you're still just
00:33:17
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some Joker who wrote an article on a
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blog actually I wrote now - cool about
00:33:21
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that so now now what I'm saying like has
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more credence or something like no it
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doesn't you just also wrote down what
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you think I guess I know what you're
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saying but I still feel like they're
00:33:33
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very different things what is your you
00:33:35
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don't like your one that when they're
00:33:37
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simply referencing that's like oh I have
00:33:38
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an important piece of work and you're
00:33:40
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listening to a podcast and you're
00:33:41
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thinking like hey you're a guy listen to
00:33:43
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talk about politics all the time what's
00:33:45
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the difference if you've written it down
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versus you're talking about it it just
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sort of seems irrelevant it's like okay
00:33:49
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good for you i'm listening to the
00:33:50
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podcast like it's okay if they say like
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there's a lot of things about that that
00:33:55
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you know I'm not gonna say now so you
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should be the article but they just they
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just sort of say it as an aside
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oh yeah wrote an article about that and
00:34:01
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then they go on to regurgitate sort of
00:34:02
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the odd I don't know there's something
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about it that just rubs me up the wrong
00:34:06
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way it's like a paper cut mm-hmm
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the thing that's funny to me about this
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is I just always feel like we said
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before everything we're talking about on
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this podcast is sort of off the record
00:34:15
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because we're just talking like on my
00:34:17
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Wikipedia page I sometimes see quotes
00:34:19
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from things that I've said on the
00:34:20
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podcasts like on my own Wikipedia page
00:34:23
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explaining a thing and I always feel
00:34:25
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like weirdly annoyed by that like but it
00:34:27
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was just I was just talking like but now
00:34:29
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this quote of a thing that I just said
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offhandedly is like the representative
00:34:33
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thing on this topic whereas I would feel
00:34:36
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very differently about that if I had
00:34:37
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written an article and then the
00:34:38
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Wikipedia article was like quoting the
00:34:40
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article that I had written it just it
00:34:42
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does feel like they're very different
00:34:43
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things to me Brady yeah I know I know
00:34:45
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you feel that way that's fair enough
00:34:46
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and also like it is also just
00:34:47
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cross-promotion and I mean we often talk
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about things and I'll say I made a video
00:34:51
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about that it's completely extraneous to
00:34:55
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►
what we're talking about so I'm guilty
00:34:56
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►
of it too so Mia Copa you should make a
00:35:00
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►
video about it Brady I should I haven't
00:35:02
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►
made a video about the new iPhone or
00:35:04
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►
read an article about it or seen one you
00:35:07
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►
guys you have to do an unboxing really
00:35:09
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►
do you unboxing channel yet there could
00:35:11
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►
be more popular than all your other
00:35:12
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►
actually I make calculator unboxings
00:35:14
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we'll put a link in the show notes I
00:35:16
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think you should really spin that off
00:35:17
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►
into something else it could be a
00:35:19
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►
full-time dad wore f-- numberphile
00:35:21
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immediately is the iphone x a big deal
00:35:24
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this is the one time like you're really
00:35:26
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asking the wrong person Brady because
00:35:28
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I didn't actually watch the keynote this
00:35:31
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year I was in an extremely low Internet
00:35:35
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area so I haven't actually seen the
00:35:37
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presentation or anything I just read a
00:35:39
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couple of those articles afterwards
00:35:40
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people wrote down their thoughts to get
00:35:42
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a summary of what's going on I'm not
00:35:45
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saying people shouldn't write articles
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or write down their thoughts by the way
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like technology articles and blogs are
00:35:50
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not only like good I like them and I
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I'm not against writing you heard here
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first people Brady : against writing and
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there's some good ones there are a few
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people who we know who I think write
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really cool tech blogs it's when
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someone's on a podcast saying I wrote an
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article about this Azlan okay that's
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good but obviously to your podcast at
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the moment so let's talk let's have a
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little chat I feel like I've
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misrepresented myself but anyway let's
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move on to the new iPhone yeah but you
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know what thank god this is a podcast
00:36:19
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and people can hear that in the
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conversation as opposed to every was
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just transcribed and written in an
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article then it seems like it's
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something set in stone are confused
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thoughts about about these matters I
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don't know man like I'm not the person
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here who's gonna try to sell you on an
00:36:31
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iPhone X have you ordered one they're
00:36:33
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not able to be ordered yet but I mean
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yes I will order one as soon as I can
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but I think that is also for anyone who
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has listened to this podcast and has
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heard both of us do our various iPhone
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switches over the years in the past what
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is it now four years of this design I
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have been unhappy with and and
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frustrated with the phones at at both
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sizes so I am excited far less because
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of the technology that is in the phone
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and far more simply because oh thank god
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it's a different size after four years
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and maybe I'll like this size better
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than the phones that I've been living
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with in the past what size is this one
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what's it massage off it's in between
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the two sizes it's like a little bit
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bigger than the regular iPhone and it's
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as if that iPhone was all scream except
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obviously for that notch at the top so
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I'm hoping the fact that the screen size
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is larger if not the body size is much
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larger we'll get rid of some of my
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typing frustrations that I've had with
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the phone that is the reason that I'm
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ordering it is I feel like please let me
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if you're looking for someone to
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evangelize how technically impressive
00:37:47
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the iPhone X is you are with the wrong
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podcasting partner for this one I'm
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sorry baby I cannot tell you on this
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device I'm worried about the lack of the
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home button because whenever I have to
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swipe things from the bottom of my
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iPhone as it is now I'm so hopeless at
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that I'm like oh oh it takes me about
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eight goes to bring up that swipey thing
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at the bottom so if the home button is
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anything like that functionality it's
00:38:09
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bad news for me remember look Brady we
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all know that the future is no buttons
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all right all of the buttons go away I'm
00:38:16
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sure someday we won't have volume
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buttons on the side it'll be nothing but
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swipe gestures all over the place that's
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what's going to happen there you're
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passing on the iPhone X yeah 10 would
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you like it more if it was called iPhone
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Pro Brady I would suddenly be tempted if
00:38:32
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they cracked out the prairie I think
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this exact same phone if they said it's
00:38:35
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iPhone Pro you might feel the call of
00:38:37
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Apple tugging on your wallet yeah I'd be
00:38:40
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thinking oh well I'm not supposed to be
00:38:42
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a professional person maybe I well
00:38:44
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haven't I got a pro do you not Brady
00:38:46
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literally watch videos professionally on
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your phone is that not one of the
00:38:50
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primary use cases I probably will have
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to get the prayer mmm
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yeah when they do that that's when
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Apple's gonna get your money yeah did
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you hear that Apple that's how you get a
00:39:00
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Brady on the hook there's a few bucks to
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be made over here in the UK one customer
00:39:06
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waiting for the pro well we'll say I'll
00:39:08
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have a look at yours when you get it and
00:39:10
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decide from there I'll talk to you on
00:39:11
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the podcast about it but I won't
00:39:12
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actually believe what you say until
00:39:14
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you've written article on your blog no
00:39:17
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Brady the one topic that relates to
00:39:20
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YouTube that never stops is copyright
00:39:26
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copyright on YouTube is the topic that
00:39:29
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never ever ends and we're talking by the
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two shows ago we were talking about it
00:39:34
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last show with regards to h3 h3 and
00:39:38
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their copyright lawsuit that has gone on
00:39:40
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and I thought oh we've gone through the
00:39:43
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copyright topic we probably won't talk
00:39:44
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about it again but just recently another
00:39:46
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thing has occurred in YouTube land with
00:39:48
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regards to complications over copyright
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that I I thought was a tricky case
00:39:55
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I just kind of wanted to bring up yeah
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are you aware at all of what's been
00:40:00
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going on in the world of PewDiePie and
00:40:03
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video game copyright is this a story
00:40:05
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that's crossed your radar what's your
00:40:07
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guess I'm gonna guess no correct no idea
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what you're talking about
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yeah this is one of these funny little
00:40:15
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moments where I feel that we do live in
00:40:18
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these non-overlapping bubbles of what's
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going on in the world do you know what
00:40:23
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happened with bricks and negotiations in
00:40:24
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the last couple of days I literally
00:40:26
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didn't know exit negotiations I love it
00:40:29
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I love it but you know all about what's
00:40:31
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happening at a video game channel on
00:40:33
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YouTube this is the moment where again I
00:40:35
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can be very sympathetic to your position
00:40:37
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because I am sitting here thinking I
00:40:40
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kind of can't believe that as someone
00:40:42
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who makes their living on YouTube like
00:40:44
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you haven't come across this thing
00:40:45
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that's going on and into some way shape
00:40:47
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or form but obviously you haven't but
00:40:49
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you are you would be quite right to say
00:40:51
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you can't believe that is someone who
00:40:53
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lives in the UK and has professionally
00:40:55
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made videos about the politics of the UK
00:40:57
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I have not heard anything about brexit
00:40:59
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we're as bad as each other we are about
00:41:01
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it is there anything I need to know
00:41:02
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►
about brexit is there anything I should
00:41:03
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►
worry about Brady just before Justin
00:41:06
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yeah it's still a big bows up okay great
00:41:09
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so I haven't met anything yet than that
00:41:10
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►
all right well let me tell you about
00:41:12
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something that really matters it's okay
00:41:14
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tell me what's happening on YouTube and
00:41:16
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with PewDiePie I'm gonna do a very
00:41:19
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►
high-level overview of what's going on
00:41:22
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here because in some ways I don't think
00:41:24
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that the details really matter but I
00:41:25
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think the broad point is more
00:41:27
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interesting okay so PewDiePie the
00:41:30
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largest subscribed YouTube channel at
00:41:33
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the time of recordings got 50 million
00:41:35
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►
something subscribers crazy number that
00:41:37
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makes no sense
00:41:38
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►
he's also recently gotten in to live
00:41:41
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►
streaming so playing his games live on
00:41:44
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the internet and he got himself into a
00:41:46
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whole world of trouble by saying a very
00:41:49
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bad word that he shouldn't have said
00:41:51
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what was the word it was the N word
00:41:54
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Brady oh okay right yeah that doesn't go
00:41:57
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no it doesn't go down well he said
00:41:59
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nobody read but not the word nobody it
00:42:01
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was even naughtier met he said it
00:42:03
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naughty word but it wasn't that N word
00:42:05
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that's not the word that misaeng yeah so
00:42:07
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he got himself into a whole load
00:42:08
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yeah so now PewDiePie has made videos of
00:42:13
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a video game called
00:42:16
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fire watch right in his past he's
00:42:18
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recorded them they're up on his YouTube
00:42:20
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channel he didn't say any naughty words
00:42:22
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in those it was just very typical he's
00:42:24
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recording himself playing a video game
00:42:26
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and putting it up for his fans
00:42:28
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yeah so then what happened was the
00:42:31
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company that makes that video game
00:42:35
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because of the thing that he said on his
00:42:38
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livestream yeah decided to file DMCA
00:42:42
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takedowns against all of his videos
00:42:45
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featuring their content rah and he got a
00:42:49
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copyright strike against his channel now
00:42:53
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►
in the YouTube world getting a copyright
00:42:57
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►
strike getting an official real strike
00:42:58
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against your channel is a pretty big
00:43:00
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deal because if you get three strikes
00:43:03
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your channel is just totally removed
00:43:06
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from YouTube all of your videos are
00:43:08
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deleted the channels just gone I think
00:43:11
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they elapse after a certain amount of
00:43:13
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time I'm not 100% sure about that but
00:43:15
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getting three copyright strikes is a
00:43:19
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super big deal yeah I feel like this is
00:43:23
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right in the heart of this complicated
00:43:27
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►
topic about copyrights and also like
00:43:30
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YouTube getting into the like the
00:43:33
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business of controlling content on their
00:43:36
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channel and it's like while PewDiePie is
00:43:40
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very difficult to defend in this
00:43:42
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►
situation I think there's something
00:43:44
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really really dangerous and really
00:43:48
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chilling about a company being able to
00:43:52
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like selectively enforce the copyright
00:43:57
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on their content based on whether or not
00:44:00
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they like the creator or not
00:44:02
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when PewDiePie first uploaded these
00:44:04
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Firewatch videos the ones that are not
00:44:07
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naughty did he have their permission or
00:44:11
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had they just turned a blind eye to the
00:44:13
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copyright because it was great publicity
00:44:15
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from a really famous youtuber like did
00:44:18
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he have permission and they're removing
00:44:21
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retrospectively like what was the status
00:44:23
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at the time before this n-word thing
00:44:26
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happened the short answer is the company
00:44:28
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that makes fire watch on their official
00:44:32
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►
web page have an FAQ where they say you
00:44:36
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can make videos about our game you can
00:44:39
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stream this game and you are allowed to
00:44:41
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monetize this game like go ahead go nuts
00:44:44
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okay so the the developers of the game
00:44:47
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did give sort of a blanket permission to
00:44:51
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the world of go ahead you can record
00:44:54
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this this video game and you can stream
00:44:57
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it and that was just sort of given out
00:45:00
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to everybody and that's part of what I
00:45:02
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think is this kind of dangerous thing
00:45:05
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that I really don't like YouTube going
00:45:08
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along with this of him allowing the
00:45:11
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company to retroactively Lee remove
00:45:14
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someone's content simply because they
00:45:17
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don't like that creator anymore there's
00:45:19
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something about that that feels really
00:45:21
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dangerous as a precedent that sets on
00:45:24
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YouTube and it makes me as a sometimes
00:45:27
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very rare game streamer a bit
00:45:29
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uncomfortable with how that has worked
00:45:31
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out I mean there's a certain
00:45:32
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arbitrariness to how you can enforce
00:45:36
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your own copyright like if the Daily
00:45:38
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Mail pinch one of my videos I may go to
00:45:40
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►
town and try to get money out of them
00:45:42
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►
and kick up a fuss mm-hmm but if another
00:45:43
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organization free boots me I might have
00:45:46
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been a good mood one day and do nothing
00:45:48
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I can see how you can be arbitrary on
00:45:50
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who you prosecute for lack of a better
00:45:53
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word for taking your material and
00:45:55
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Firewatch could potentially be within
00:45:58
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their rights if they hadn't said in the
00:46:01
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past this is okay so I don't think you
00:46:05
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can move the goalposts after you've done
00:46:06
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that like if PewDiePie was taking a risk
00:46:09
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and Firewatch had always said this is
00:46:12
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our game you shouldn't be streaming it
00:46:13
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and it turned a blind eye to PewDiePie
00:46:15
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for years and then one day he turned
00:46:18
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into a bad character and they said all
00:46:20
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right now we're gonna enforce like that
00:46:23
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would be a bit douchey but like it would
00:46:25
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sort of seem within the rules but if
00:46:27
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they have already said as you say on
00:46:29
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their FAQ you can stream the game
00:46:32
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and it was done in good faith I think
00:46:35
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that is very unfair it seems unfair I
00:46:37
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really don't like that YouTube has gone
00:46:38
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along with that and has issued a
00:46:41
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copyright strike against PewDiePie it
00:46:43
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seems like two entities deciding that
00:46:45
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►
that for content reasons not for the
00:46:48
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like official rules reasons that they're
00:46:50
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going to enforce the thing and that
00:46:52
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always just kind of makes me a little
00:46:53
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►
bit uncomfortable but it's an
00:46:55
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►
interesting situation because Let's
00:46:58
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Plays and people who record themselves
00:47:00
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playing video games on the Internet
00:47:02
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this is like the greatest of grey areas
00:47:06
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when it comes to a question of what is
00:47:08
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fair use and when we were talking about
00:47:11
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with the h3h3 lawsuit and I kept saying
00:47:13
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oh I think this is the bare minimum of
00:47:15
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what I might consider fair use under the
00:47:17
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►
rules as they were written the live
00:47:20
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streaming stuff and the video game
00:47:21
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streaming stuff is like oh my god we're
00:47:23
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in this fog and there's no ability to
00:47:25
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see in any direction where we're
00:47:27
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actually standing and there is like this
00:47:30
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I almost want to call it like a like a
00:47:33
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date hunt between most video game
00:47:36
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companies and video game streamers where
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nobody seems to want to bring up any
00:47:41
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kind of court case that would actually
00:47:43
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resolve this like it's it is astounding
00:47:45
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to me that this far into YouTube and
00:47:48
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this far into game streaming as a hugely
00:47:52
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popular thing there have been no court
00:47:54
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cases that have set any meaningful
00:47:56
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precedents on the concept of is
00:47:59
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recording yourself playing a video game
00:48:01
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fair use or not no companies want to
00:48:05
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make this move and many many companies
00:48:08
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take the the policy sort of like what
00:48:10
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you were saying before of simply not
00:48:13
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saying anything publicly about it it's
00:48:17
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►
very interesting I kind of wonder if
00:48:20
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this thing between PewDiePie and the
00:48:23
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company that makes Firewatch might
00:48:25
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actually end up becoming one of the
00:48:27
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first precedent-setting court cases
00:48:30
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depending on how far Firewatch wants to
00:48:31
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take it but the very concept of should
00:48:35
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someone recording themselves playing a
00:48:36
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video game count as fair use is a thing
00:48:39
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that I feel like I have no ability to
00:48:42
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come to a decision on that even as
00:48:44
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someone who has streamed him
00:48:46
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of playing video games I will happily
00:48:48
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acknowledge that that feels like it's in
00:48:49
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a really big gray area about how much of
00:48:53
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this content is like transformative
00:48:54
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versus how much of it is just showing
00:48:58
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what the game developers themselves have
00:48:59
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created so gray as you know I haven't
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been following this debate but I do know
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that PewDiePie is not famous for being
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silent on such matters
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has he been kicking up a ruckus and
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saying this is an outrage and going to
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the mattresses he's made a few videos
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about it but of course that's his stock
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he's a controversial character and then
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he gets to make videos about his own
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controversies which become popular as
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well said the guys that are still doing
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feedback an error to the episode look
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you know everything feeds on itself in
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some way or another brady but yeah of
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course he's taken the position as well
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that it's that the copyright strike is
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ridiculous and that he had permission
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from from Firewatch but that's exactly
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the position that you would expect him
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to take I mean my initial thought like a
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minute ago I was thinking maybe this is
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just like for show you know like a PR
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thing and it's just like you know that
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when you get officially sanctioned and
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no one's really angry anyone but you
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said the videos have been taken down too
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so his Firewatch videos were taken down
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he got the DMCA copyright strike and the
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thing that I find a little bit a little
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bit in this like threatening kind of way
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is that the developer of fire watch was
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on Twitter and was calling for other
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developers to issue copyright strikes
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retro actively against PewDiePie and
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it's like man you only need two other
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people to do that and if he gets three
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copyright strikes at once like his whole
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channel goes yeah they're not gonna do
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that to him you cheap won't let that
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happen to their biggest channel well
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this is a topic for another time but
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let's just say I would personally
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suspect that YouTube might not shed a
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tear if PewDiePie of all people were no
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longer the number one youtuber on their
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platform I don't think YouTube would be
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crying themselves to sleep at night
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thinking oh cutie pie he was the one
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that we wanted to hold up our brand to
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the world fair enough and I think
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YouTube would be way more happy if
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someone like Casey Neistat became the
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number one person and then was the
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representative of YouTube to the world
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well objectivity or objectivity of
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course there's the finalist list
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those things it's which one do they
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think they should have represent YouTube
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Kate's famous cave yeah so great what
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are you gonna do what does this mean for
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CGP player whatever you've killed your
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mom Chell my incredible gaming Chapel
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what happens now is this gonna scare you
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off you're gonna like a little
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frightened rabbit are you gonna run back
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into your hole and not make any more of
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those truck things driving channels
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things well luckily my CTV plays live
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streaming channel is a trivial portion
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of the massive empire that is gray
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industries yeah so from a like a
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personal perspective I don't have to
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worry about that because it's a it's a
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separate thing it's not connected to my
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main industry right you've got it you've
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got it registered like on the Isle of
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Wight or something I guess I think
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that's exactly right oh the bank
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accounts are offshore yeah yeah it's in
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a trust the Isle of Wight that's
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actually owning a company in the Bahamas
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right yeah we have three trustees yeah
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it's a very secure situation so the
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people who make Euro Truck Simulator
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aren't gonna be able to get their hands
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on the main channel Dulles no that's
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they're all quarantined yes it's very
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good but it really is like when I
00:52:13
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started doing that just for fun the
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whole copyright issue around this I
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really do find sort of fascinating
00:52:20
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because a lot of the argument for why
00:52:23
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let's play video should should be fair
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use is that the streamers will argue
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it's a kind of performance it's like
00:52:29
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well yes yeah the thing that you're
00:52:31
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looking at on the screen is content
00:52:33
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that's created by somebody else but
00:52:34
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there is a performance that is occurring
00:52:36
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on top of it look if I went out and
00:52:38
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bought at a desk juggling balls and made
00:52:40
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a video of me juggling added s couldn't
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say hey those are our juggling balls
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right you know I was just using their
00:52:46
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thing from our performance right he's
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like oh they have a copyrighted sequence
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of colours on them or the pattern right
00:52:51
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so it's like the Eiffel Tower at night
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you know he can't you can't photograph
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it yeah this is the argument that the
00:52:56
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performance makes it transformative but
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then of course like with all of these
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things there is this slider that goes
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from red letter media being totally
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transformative down to the h3 h3 video
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which is like minimally transformative
00:53:09
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and you have stuff that's in between
00:53:10
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there and Euro Truck Simulator or like
00:53:13
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driving American Truck Simulator when
00:53:15
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I'm doing that there are reasonably
00:53:17
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large portions where I'm simply not
00:53:18
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saying anything then all of a sudden we
00:53:20
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get to this very strange situation where
00:53:22
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it's like okay what is occurring on the
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screen here it's like well a man is
00:53:26
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driving a pretend truck on a pretend
00:53:27
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Road and he's saying nothing is this
00:53:30
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transformative I would say it's not
00:53:32
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transformative at all but it's also just
00:53:34
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a virtual representation of a real Road
00:53:37
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like does anybody own the copyright to
00:53:39
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this road that we're driving along all
00:53:41
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not not really it's so hard to
00:53:43
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understand is this fair use and I think
00:53:45
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is another another example of the
00:53:48
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internet really changing and distorting
00:53:51
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what these laws were originally written
00:53:52
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for and you end up in all sorts of
00:53:53
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situations where it's hard to understand
00:53:55
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how this stuff should apply and and I
00:53:58
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can't come down with any clear decision
00:54:01
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in my mind about should stuff like Let's
00:54:04
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Plays be considered fair use or not I
00:54:07
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think a lot of the companies that are
00:54:10
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making games don't want to push that
00:54:12
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issue either I think they're very happy
00:54:14
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with this date hunt of not saying
00:54:18
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anything but I think that this Firewatch
00:54:20
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thing is the first little breakdown in
00:54:23
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maybe this day tante can't last forever
00:54:25
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and at at some point someone is going to
00:54:29
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have to force the issue and the courts
00:54:31
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will have to decide whether gameplay is
00:54:33
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fair use or not can I just ask a quick
00:54:35
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►
thing about the truck simulator game
00:54:37
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yeah I haven't watched a lot of your
00:54:38
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playing videos but I've occasionally
00:54:40
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dipped in once or twice when I've seen
00:54:41
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people saying you know your pause
00:54:43
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playing now on Twitter mhm
00:54:44
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every time I look at you playing that
00:54:46
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game you seem to be crashing the truck
00:54:49
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into stuff yeah but are you good at it
00:54:51
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am I just happening to watch at times
00:54:53
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when you're making mistakes or because
00:54:54
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every time I've watched you play it
00:54:55
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you're dreadful at it now I want to get
00:54:57
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this on the record I'm very good at that
00:54:59
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game know that the problem is that
00:55:01
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you're drunk no Brady although I will
00:55:04
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say if you ever want to see an actual
00:55:07
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demonstration of how much alcohol
00:55:08
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effects you play a truck simulator game
00:55:10
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because sometimes I play the game on the
00:55:12
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couch like when my wife and I are just
00:55:14
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sort of watching TV and I like to have
00:55:16
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it as a mindless thing to do with my
00:55:17
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hands and it is very noticeable like
00:55:20
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hilariously noticeable that what I would
00:55:23
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consider to be a minimal amount of
00:55:25
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alcohol like oh I have had a glass
00:55:27
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of wine surely I don't feel like I'm
00:55:29
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affected this doesn't affect me at all
00:55:30
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is like truck simulator says different
00:55:32
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like it's it is fascinating to say as I
00:55:35
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I would not have guessed that my
00:55:36
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reflexes were different but they sure
00:55:38
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are different but now when I'm
00:55:40
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live-streaming it's it's a different
00:55:41
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thing simply because there's a whole
00:55:42
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bunch of stuff going on and they're
00:55:44
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people chatting like they're people who
00:55:45
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are interacting with me and so when I
00:55:47
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crash it's because people have
00:55:49
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distracted me in the chat you're like
00:55:50
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texting and driving that is exactly
00:55:52
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►
what's happening when you see me
00:55:54
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crashing on the Euro Truck Simulator I'm
00:55:55
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not drinking it is an advertisement for
00:55:58
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how bad texting and driving is because
00:56:00
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that's essentially what's occurring
00:56:01
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there don't text and drive kids you'll
00:56:04
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crash seriously don't this it's such a
00:56:06
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bad thing yeah it's it's horrific
00:56:08
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I'm serious grey it's bad man I'm deadly
00:56:11
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serious as well yeah I've seen a bunch
00:56:12
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of studies saying that it is as bad or
00:56:14
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worse than drinking a frequent topic on
00:56:17
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the podcast uber I think that that is
00:56:18
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one thing I will I will give drivers
00:56:20
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really harsh ratings for us if they're
00:56:21
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texting while driving yeah and I did it
00:56:24
◼
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recently I gave a dude one-star and
00:56:25
◼
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contacted uber about that this dude was
00:56:27
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driving dangerously because he was he
00:56:29
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was texting through an intersection I
00:56:31
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was like okay forget it
00:56:33
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I wouldn't put up with it if you were
00:56:34
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drinking through this intersection so
00:56:35
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I'm certainly gonna write it up if you
00:56:37
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were texting through an intersection I'm
00:56:39
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off a bit now gray oh really
00:56:41
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what are you doing there's not lift in
00:56:43
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the UK he's there now I'm walking uh
00:56:45
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what are you doing I don't know yeah I
00:56:47
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just got him black cabs the other day I
00:56:48
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was going to install lifts I didn't know
00:56:50
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I couldn't do it in the UK but I hadn't
00:56:51
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actually got around to replacing ever
00:56:53
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okay so you're back on uber that's what
00:56:55
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you're saying well no I'm not back on it
00:56:58
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yeah and I'm not gonna use it in America
00:56:59
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why are you off it they didn't show me
00:57:01
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the respect I deserve
00:57:02
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no do I even want to know Brady what
00:57:05
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happened oh it's a boring corporate
00:57:06
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compensation corner okay alright yeah
00:57:08
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we'll leave it believe it at that with
00:57:10
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there is let's leave it for another day
00:57:11
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leave it for another day I'll let you
00:57:13
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know once it's resolved if it's
00:57:15
◼
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interesting I'll let you know okay for
00:57:16
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now uber or on my blacklist
00:57:19
◼
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okay the breeding blacklist hmm beware
00:57:22
◼
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beware companies yeah I wanna be on that
00:57:25
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hi everyone welcome to my bathroom I'm
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some water going here
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I've got my Harry's or weaponry ready
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here I'm holding in my hand the handle
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satisfying as a new one clicks into
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use the shave cream I like the hair
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use the shave cream I like the hair
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back on with hello Internet his Trip
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Advisor on their blacklist no
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TripAdvisor is not on my blacklist bit
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as you have seen in the notes that is
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what I would like to ask you about next
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I was trying to do a segue their
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breeding they took a leaf out of my book
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back I'm proud of you learning from your
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vice host don't say that baby it's awful
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it's already a thing that genies out of
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the bottle you degrade yourself when you
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say vice host don't do it I already get
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emails from people calling me vice ace
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now all right what do you want to know
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about Trip Advisor buddy so you use Trip
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Advisor presumably like you know when
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you're going places and and so do i it's
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a useful resource my question is a
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do you ever contribute to Trip Advisor
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or are you like me a parasite I am NOT
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like you a parasite yeah but it's just
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by a technicality let me tell you a
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little story reading please two summers
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ago my wife and I were driving across
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America we're going to a family reunion
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and we wanted to get some breakfasts and
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at that point in my life breakfast was a
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very important meal to me at that point
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you're like yeah I don't do breakfast
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anymore it turns out breakfast is
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bullshit you don't need it that's a lie
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but two years ago gray was real grumpy
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if he didn't get his breakfast okay so
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my wife and I we look up on TripAdvisor
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we're trying to find a place and we
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eventually pick a place that looks like
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and has a reasonable TripAdvisor
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so we go into the restaurant hmm and you
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know when you're with another person
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sometimes it's it's a little bit hard to
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judge what's going on in the other
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person's mind and you know how when
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you're traveling you want you have a
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certain amount of like you want to go
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along with things yeah but I walk
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through the door of this restaurant and
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I just immediately thought I don't know
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about this I can't put my finger on what
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it is something is amiss here and where
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I on my own I would have turned around
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right then but you're with someone and
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there's like an inertia that you the two
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of you have rolled through the door
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together and so you just don't say
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anything did you think it was like
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unsafe or unhygenic or like what was the
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feel it's hard to say what it was just a
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little bit of something's not right okay
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the decor in the restaurant was I would
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say quirky but something just seemed off
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and I couldn't place it
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I hope this is gonna end up but from
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dusk to dawn and it was like a vampire
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hangout or something I'm afraid it was
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not a vampire hangout but there was
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nobody else in the restaurant which is
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objective thing one yeah that's a
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problem it's not that's not a good sign
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hmm there's a little bit of confusion
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the waitress eventually shows up with
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what I presume is like the owner who's
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sort of standing nearby by the counter
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like I can't quite figure out what the
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situation is we're looking at the menu
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we order what we're gonna order and they
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go they disappear off back into the
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kitchen the two of them hmm and I'm
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realizing it's super warm in this
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restaurant like uncomfortably warm as
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we're sitting there and then suddenly a
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fly lands on my wife and then I noticed
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there's some flies on the window and all
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of a sudden your senses just tune into
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it immediately like there's flies
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everywhere there's a fly in her hair
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there's flies in my hair I was like this
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is disgusting
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what's going on in this restaurant and
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then as I'm like looking at my wife
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she's looking at me and she's
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recognizing all the Flies all of a
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sudden and we're getting to that moment
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of like uh-oh what have we done yeah and
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then we hear from the kitchen the two
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people are arguing
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they're arguing about how the things
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that we just ordered were supposed to be
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made there's some kind of like great
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disagreement occurring in the kitchen
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yeah and so my wife and I we got up I
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took her hand and I said we're getting
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out of here and we essentially just ran
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to the car and drove away there's so
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many flies this place is so disgusting
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there's an argument occurring in the
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kitchen we're just getting out of here
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they've no explanation required we're
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just leaving that was the last time we
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ever went to big Joe's sloppy buns
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yeah that restaurant is the only time I
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have left a review on TripAdvisor I gave
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them one star and I wrote a review
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warning everybody else away that I go so
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that is my one and only contribution to
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which is now bigs desperately sort by
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tims across the internet aside from that
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one incident I'm essentially a parasite
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I have I have not reviewed anything I
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think you're pretty much parasite and
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the funny thing is I can't think of a
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nice holiday that I've been on where my
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wife and I haven't sat over like a
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lovely meal or a cocktail saying Oh what
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would we write on TripAdvisor about this
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place and we go through all the
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different things we do and like the
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lovely review we write and we always say
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well we must do that when we get back
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that would be really useful so many
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people have helped us with the reviews
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that's right a really useful review of
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this place you get home never do it just
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forget about it you discuss the
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theoretical TripAdvisor review that you
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would learn like we don't like you know
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craft the wording yeah you're not
01:06:01
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writing an article about it now are you
01:06:03
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you're just having a conversation yes
01:06:07
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they're two totally different things I
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completely understand writing an article
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about it would be would be a much more
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important thing to do wouldn't it I
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don't know I feel like people have been
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doing us a service and we can return the
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favor cuz it's not always just like
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praise you know oh this would be a
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useful thing to know and that we don't
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do it I don't think you should feel any
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kind of guilt about this that Brady
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because one of the ways all of these
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kinds of things were like obviously they
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are a useful reference
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but there is a part of it which is that
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if you are writing a review for
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TripAdvisor or Yelp or any of these kind
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of services hmm in that moment you're
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essentially doing advertising work for
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the place that you were visiting well I
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don't think you were advertising big joe
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sloppy buns when you wrote that really
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negative review or you're anti
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advertising you're kicking sand in their
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faiths our read reviews where I've said
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things like you know try to get water
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Villa number seven because it's got the
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best view of the sunset and stuff like
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that like you can get useful information
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in these things yeah but see that's a
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different thing because I feel like if I
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go to a place and there's this is the
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thing this is the good thing to do I
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feel like that's a--that's like a trade
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secret that I want to keep for myself I
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don't want to let people in on what the
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secret is when they when they visit the
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place I'm gonna keep the information to
01:07:24
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myself yeah I mean that's yeah but
01:07:26
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you've benefited from it when you read
01:07:28
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the review in the first place yeah
01:07:30
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that's a bit selfish isn't it fine
01:07:33
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that's okay but that's that's where the
01:07:34
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guilt comes from I don't feel any guilt
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about that kind of thing I'm not sitting
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here wracked with guilt and I don't like
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you know I'm not I'm not thinking like
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I'm the world's worst person and it's
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fine I think TripAdvisor would be more
01:07:44
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useful if more people like me wrote
01:07:48
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reviews mm-hmm it's like when you're
01:07:50
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really angry at uber and by the time you
01:07:52
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record the podcast you've like you know
01:07:54
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you've just lost the fire in your belly
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it's the same with a holiday once you're
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back home you've you've lost your
01:07:59
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creative flame for writing a bit of
01:08:02
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purple prose about how lovely the place
01:08:04
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works yeah I don't feel any guilt here
01:08:06
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because there's there's like what's
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occurring here is the interaction
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between two corporations and a while
01:08:15
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TripAdvisor and and services like it
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they're obviously useful to everybody it
01:08:19
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is also totally the fact that it's
01:08:20
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because of all of the user contributions
01:08:23
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that TripAdvisor has any value at all
01:08:26
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and so even if you don't feel like
01:08:28
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you're doing advertising work for the
01:08:30
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restaurant that you have just visited
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because you're you're writing about how
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there's flies everywhere and they argue
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in the kitchen yeah whatever you write
01:08:38
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you are still then doing a kind of
01:08:41
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unpaid work to build up the value of the
01:08:44
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company of TripAdvisor yeah okay but the
01:08:47
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you're willing to extract that free
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value you're just not willing to put any
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back in right it's fine it's selfish but
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it's fine and it's okay and they get
01:08:56
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their value in other ways I mean they
01:08:57
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are running ads and you know I'm not
01:08:59
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feeling sorry for TripAdvisor here again
01:09:01
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this this is a kind of company that can
01:09:05
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exist very differently in the Internet
01:09:07
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than traditional companies could yeah
01:09:09
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and it runs a ground of some of these
01:09:11
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things and don't give her a I totally
01:09:14
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get what you're saying and I will be the
01:09:16
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first to admit that I am like a parasite
01:09:18
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on the review systems of the world like
01:09:21
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I just I rarely contribute and I
01:09:23
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constantly extract value hmm but I don't
01:09:27
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feel bad about it because I do think
01:09:29
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these companies part of the way they're
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able to do it is that like they
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themselves are treading on a kind of
01:09:37
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social expectation among the users to
01:09:40
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contribute I just can't feel that way
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about the company where it's it's like
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well you you company are making this
01:09:46
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available to me for free and I am happy
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to enjoy your free resource see I think
01:09:52
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the difference between you and I in this
01:09:53
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conversation though is that I'm not even
01:09:55
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thinking about TripAdvisor as a company
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like to me that's an abstraction I'm
01:09:59
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thinking about the other holiday makers
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and me as a holiday maker and the
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relationship between us right I feel a
01:10:06
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bit like you know if I stumbled and fell
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down a pothole in the street hmm and
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then just walked away quietly and didn't
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tell anyone else that was there and the
01:10:14
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next person fell on the pothole I feel
01:10:16
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like oh maybe I should have told some
01:10:18
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people about it I'm not thinking of
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TripAdvisor I'm not thinking of the
01:10:21
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businesses that run holidays and the
01:10:23
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restaurants and the hotel's I'm thinking
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about my fellow your fellow Internet
01:10:27
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citizens yeah I totally get it and
01:10:29
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actually the pothole comparison is great
01:10:30
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because I think it runs parallel to what
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I was gonna say it would be a different
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so the different thing with the pothole
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is we are all members of an involuntary
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corporation which is the municipal
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government like we're all paying taxes
01:10:45
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into it we're all here as part of
01:10:47
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society like this is a coordination
01:10:49
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that's occurring between the large
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number of people and so the like
01:10:52
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reporting a pothole kind of thing like
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yeah I would totally do that I know that
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I have done that kind of
01:10:56
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something like TripAdvisor it just feels
01:10:58
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different because it's a for-profit
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entity if TripAdvisor was something kind
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of different if it was like a
01:11:04
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not-for-profit open-source collaborative
01:11:07
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thing kind of like the Wikipedia is sort
01:11:10
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of like I would feel more guilt about it
01:11:13
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which is why like my wife and I do
01:11:16
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contribute to Wikipedia because it feels
01:11:18
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like it's so much more on the on the end
01:11:20
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of like a social good and people have
01:11:24
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tried to get distributed review systems
01:11:27
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off the ground or things like
01:11:29
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distributed social networks off the
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ground they've never really taken off
01:11:33
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because I think this is a space that
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just ends up being one where commercial
01:11:37
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interests will naturally dominate but
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for me that there is a part of it that I
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cannot ignore that it this isn't just a
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direct interaction between me and fellow
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citizens that there is an entity that is
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profiting from the interaction between
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me and fellow citizens and if it was
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more peer-to-peer in the way that I
01:11:57
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think a government interaction would be
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or the way a different sort of system
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would be then I would genuinely feel
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more guilt for being a like a parasite
01:12:05
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upon the system again they you just
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can't get your brain away from the
01:12:09
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company and the money I will totally
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agree like that is a thing that is
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unlike the owl watches over us all right
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as we're we're contributing those
01:12:18
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reviews I don't agree with you right
01:12:20
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like I feel like I'm the same as you I'm
01:12:22
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a parasite but I feel like that defense
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doesn't work for me and I feel like to
01:12:27
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me that's not an acceptable position
01:12:29
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that you're taking like I don't care if
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you write reviews or not but to me that
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argument doesn't hold water as you make
01:12:35
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it there but if you then said to me I
01:12:38
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once wrote a review on TripAdvisor for
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my fellow man and it was removed by
01:12:44
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TripAdvisor or they edited it then I
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would completely agree with you and
01:12:48
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think I'll hang on a second this is just
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a company this isn't between me and the
01:12:53
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other holidaymakers they're editing
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things because their customers are
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unhappy and they're and then I would
01:12:58
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totally agree with you and actually I
01:13:00
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think that does happen on TripAdvisor so
01:13:02
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so I kind of probably am on your side in
01:13:04
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a way but the single argument that the
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whole system was set up by a company
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that makes money like doesn't stop you
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taking the value from it there is also a
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similar thing which I totally changed my
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mind on which is when self checkout
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machines were first introduced my
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initial reaction long ago was this is
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ridiculous they're having me work as an
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unpaid employee bagging my own groceries
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here I guess is outrageous that the
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grocery store
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wants me to do free work for them I will
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do no such that and now of course as
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Luthor's no it's like I couldn't be
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happier to be packing my own groceries
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yeah so I'm not perfectly consistent on
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this issue but yeah that was a place
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where I felt the same way I was like I
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can't ignore the commercial interaction
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that's that's taking place here like
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look at you grocery store so cynically
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saving money on wages by deferring labor
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to the actual customers and now I'm now
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very happy to be part of that system got
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time for a quick paper cut blitz we
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haven't done Brady's paper cuts for so
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long I feel like every time we do paper
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cuts you say we haven't done paper cuts
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for so long but it seems like we do
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paper cuts all the time maybe one of my
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paper cuts is you not letting me do
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paper cuts enough have I ever stopped
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you from doing paper cuts Brady no never
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no you haven't I stopped you in the Edit
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sometimes in the actual moment have I
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ever stopped you no I never have no you
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just gotta make a cup of tea and let me
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waffle for a few minutes yeah I throw
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down a delete marker and then I come
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back yep all right I'm gonna do a
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lightning round okay lightning round
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lightning round so that people won't get
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bored one of my paper cuts is when I get
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an email from someone usually wanting
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some kind of commercial or work
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interaction and they will make a really
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big point of saying what a huge fan they
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are of my work and they have been for a
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really really long time to try and like
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curry my favor when they get to what
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they want and then I go and look at
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their Twitter and they don't follow me
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and there's no indication that they have
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any idea who I am whatsoever because I
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would do that if someone makes a big
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enough deal about how how much they
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personally engaged by me and how they've
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loved my videos for so long right and
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I'll go and look through the four or
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five hundred people they follow on
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Twitter and none of my Twitter's or
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channels or anything I do is there
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that's like a well you're not getting a
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if you ever want to trick me into
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thinking you really are a fan who wants
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to do business with me right at least
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follow me on Twitter a few weeks before
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you send the email like I'm not stupid
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uh-huh I'm gonna do my homework what if
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they follow hundreds of thousands of
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people on Twitter does that change this
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situation Wow yeah do you feel less
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special then well I can't go through and
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check that so I don't know but sometimes
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that make a really big deal of it you
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can tell they've even gone and done a
01:15:46
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little bit of like sneaky homework like
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oh I loved your recent video on Grahams
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number which is obviously they've just
01:15:53
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gone and had a quick look at the channel
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and seen the first title they could you
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know I'm going to investigate you'd
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further than that before I do business
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with you and if you're not following me
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well you've fallen at the first hurdle
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very enough if you're not a fan and you
01:16:06
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just say I want to do a deal okay
01:16:08
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alright we don't have to be mutual
01:16:10
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appreciation society here but don't tell
01:16:13
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me you are I don't lie
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oh were the problems that Brady has to
01:16:18
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deal with as someone who gets these
01:16:20
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kinds of emails they are hilarious
01:16:23
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sometimes another funny when you get
01:16:25
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when you do a podcast is when people who
01:16:27
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say they listen to the podcast obviously
01:16:29
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don't because that they're willing to
01:16:31
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suggest like one of their clients as a
01:16:32
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guest for your next episode on that
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queue of guests that we've had recently
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I've gotten that one so many times yeah
01:16:43
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it's great I love the show
01:16:45
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you should have my client on as your
01:16:47
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nest guest it's like I've got some bad
01:16:49
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news for you because it lets your
01:16:51
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clients Brady I don't think it's gonna
01:16:53
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be on the show I'll tell you another pro
01:16:58
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tip for the people who have that spammy
01:17:00
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Sayer job and I kind of feel sorry for
01:17:02
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them because you know it's a pretty
01:17:03
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soul-destroying thing to have to do when
01:17:05
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you're like copying and pasting all the
01:17:07
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stuff you're plagiarizing from the net
01:17:09
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to create this impression that you know
01:17:11
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who I am go through and fix your
01:17:13
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formatting so it's all like the same
01:17:15
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font size and color and type like the
01:17:19
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same like don't make it like
01:17:20
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painstakingly obvious that you have to
01:17:22
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copy this from that because that's bold
01:17:24
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and that's in italics and that's four
01:17:26
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points bigger than the word before like
01:17:28
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like if you're gonna do this cobble and
01:17:30
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paste right at least make it look like
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you wrote one coherent
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sentence I have a unique situation that
01:17:37
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occurs that is hilarious to me every
01:17:39
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time where I can tell that some sort of
01:17:42
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algorithm has been involved in creating
01:17:43
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this business the email that's coming to
01:17:45
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me because the email will be addressed
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dear CGP grey and it's CGP like the way
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I write it on the YouTube channel all
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together and then gray but it's capital
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C lowercase G and P and then capital
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gray because like nobody would write
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three initials together I'll cap that's
01:18:06
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crazy talk like the computer just thinks
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like the CG P must be a name so the
01:18:10
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first one must be capital and then the G
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and P must have to be lowercase because
01:18:14
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they're like your name is yeah I
01:18:16
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could've put grey and it's like is
01:18:19
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hilarious every time is like oh okay Ike
01:18:21
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I can see your inner workings here
01:18:23
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algorithm like this is the first line of
01:18:25
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the 10,000 emails that you have sent off
01:18:28
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and you are just scraping data from
01:18:30
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YouTube or Twitter and this one the way
01:18:33
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I happen to format my name just doesn't
01:18:35
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fit your expectations of how the forum
01:18:37
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email is gonna go out all right well
01:18:40
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that was supposed to be a lightning
01:18:40
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papercut but we seem to have gone on a
01:18:42
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bit of a rant there do we ever do any
01:18:44
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topic very quickly I don't think we do
01:18:46
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no it's friendly enough there's a segue
01:18:49
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to my next lightning papercut is to do
01:18:50
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with things being done quickly this is
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dangerous territory because people who
01:18:55
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do this are really proud of themselves
01:18:57
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about doing it but my next paper cut is
01:19:00
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people listening to podcasts
01:19:02
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particularly our podcast at a higher
01:19:05
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speed than it was recorded at this is
01:19:07
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not a paper cut about people who have
01:19:09
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put the feature into their app I'm also
01:19:12
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talking about you know the ability to
01:19:13
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remove silences and stuff like that like
01:19:15
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you know there's these pradhan I've got
01:19:17
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all different names and stuff and it's
01:19:18
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very clever and I have no problem with
01:19:20
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people putting it in their apps because
01:19:21
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that's what the customers want and you
01:19:23
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have to make yes but I think it's
01:19:25
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counterproductive to do it and the best
01:19:27
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example was in a recent episode where
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you called for a moment silence for CGP
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grey the lady penguin and we were both
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silent for a few seconds and anyone
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listening to it with the silence remover
01:19:40
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just then got the start of the next
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sentence straight away and I also think
01:19:44
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like speeding things up or
01:19:46
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moving pauses like just tramples all
01:19:49
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over things like comic timing mm-hmm and
01:19:53
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like a motion can be lost like if I say
01:19:57
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something to you that you can't believe
01:19:59
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because it's just another stupid analogy
01:20:01
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you leave and there's like a few moments
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of silence from you that speaks more
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than a thousand words and yet someone
01:20:07
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listening with all that stuff snipped
01:20:09
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out is missing out on that they're
01:20:11
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missing our art is that what is that
01:20:15
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with them is so do you think that the
01:20:17
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people who listen at higher speeds or
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with silences snipped out their only
01:20:20
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cheating themselves from the poor past
01:20:22
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class experience I think they are I
01:20:24
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think they're missing out on the true
01:20:26
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human experience mm-hmm but I also know
01:20:28
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the people who use these features love
01:20:31
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the fact they use these features so I'm
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not I know I'm not going to convert them
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but it's just a mud it's an annoyance of
01:20:38
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mine you know I do this right Brady yeah
01:20:40
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no no yeah I listen to this very podcast
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2x although I think that's not that's
01:20:46
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not quite a fair comparison but yeah I
01:20:48
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have occasionally by accident sent you
01:20:50
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the 2x version you had I know you always
01:20:52
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enjoy when I make that mistake but
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that's okay you know you do what you
01:20:56
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want but I think you're missing out and
01:20:58
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I have seen some people who say I listen
01:21:01
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to podcast X at high speed but not
01:21:03
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podcast why those people okay I think
01:21:07
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maybe you are using these features the
01:21:09
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way they should be used maybe you know
01:21:10
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some picking and choosing is good but
01:21:13
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overall I don't do it myself because I
01:21:16
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feel like I'm missing out on really
01:21:18
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knowing cuz I I like the people whose
01:21:20
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podcast I was into and I want to know
01:21:21
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what they really like and I think you
01:21:23
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really know what someone's like when
01:21:24
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you've you hear everything about them
01:21:27
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it's all about nuance yeah these things
01:21:29
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are nuanced removers I know what you're
01:21:31
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saying obviously I can't get entirely on
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board because they don't do this I use
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silence removal and on my podcast that I
01:21:39
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have I will crank some podcasts up to
01:21:42
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about one and a half speed which when
01:21:46
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you also then add in silence removal
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gets it very close to 1.8 or 2x but I am
01:21:52
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I'm also in that category of it depends
01:21:55
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on the podcast so I like I have
01:21:56
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different settings for different shows
01:21:58
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are there ones that you
01:22:00
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we'll leave untouched cuz you want to
01:22:02
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hear it you know as God intended if a
01:22:04
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show is a funny show or ever like if I
01:22:06
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just personally find the hosts funny I
01:22:08
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do genuinely think that removing the
01:22:11
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silence messes up some moments it does
01:22:16
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mess up the way the timing comes across
01:22:18
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but I think that like the higher speed
01:22:20
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stuff is totally like I listen to a
01:22:22
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bunch of shows that are sort of like
01:22:23
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tech news II kind of shows yeah and
01:22:25
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there I think it's way more appropriate
01:22:29
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to crank up the speed a little bit on
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that because it's it's not quite the
01:22:33
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same thing it's like I want to listen to
01:22:35
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a show but maybe I don't want to spend
01:22:36
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an hour on it I want to spend 30 minutes
01:22:39
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on I guess it says something about my
01:22:40
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podcast listening to then cuz I like a
01:22:42
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long podcast and like the longer the
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better so the last thing I'd want to do
01:22:46
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is like you know I don't feel like I'm
01:22:47
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like number five needing input having to
01:22:50
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read get everything into my brain as
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quick as possible
01:22:52
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my podcasting is like it's sort of
01:22:54
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leisure time in a lot of ways I wouldn't
01:22:56
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like the idea of just cramming it in as
01:22:57
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fast as I can so I can get onto the next
01:22:59
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it's why I like having different
01:23:00
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settings on different shows and it
01:23:02
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depends on what the kind of show is
01:23:05
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obviously people who are listening to
01:23:07
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this very show right now at 3x with what
01:23:11
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the silence removed if that's the way
01:23:13
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you want to do it as totally fine I'm
01:23:15
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okay with that I will not look down upon
01:23:17
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your choice although if you ever ever
01:23:20
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meet Brady and I in person at some event
01:23:23
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someday it may seem like we are the
01:23:25
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slowest talkers in the world if you are
01:23:27
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used to listening us at at super high
01:23:29
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speed and I do see that comment very
01:23:31
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often when people jump on the youtube
01:23:33
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version of the show because it doesn't
01:23:35
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have whatever their podcast app settings
01:23:36
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are stuck at look like oh I thought the
01:23:39
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two of these guys were drunken and I
01:23:40
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realized oh I'm just listening to it at
01:23:42
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One X speed on YouTube instead of reacts
01:23:44
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like I normally do
01:23:45
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so I've had my paper cuts you know that
01:23:47
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means I think we need a quick episode of
01:23:49
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the buzz CGP grey have you got a buzz
01:23:51
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for me I don't really have a an episode
01:23:54
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of the buzz because there isn't that
01:23:55
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much be news grab a mic for people
01:23:58
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I'm trying to always tell me that
01:23:59
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there's tons of B news there it's not
01:24:01
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necessarily the case I'm just I'm going
01:24:04
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B no don't no you don't need to go click
01:24:06
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into the news tab there is a lot of B
01:24:08
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news great no there's no there's no
01:24:09
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penis I don't need to do that
01:24:12
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I could read you seven excellent news
01:24:16
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►
stories from the last five hours that
01:24:19
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are all that B's it's not true the B
01:24:21
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world is very calm
01:24:22
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it's very staid but okay I just want to
01:24:26
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bring your attention to the emoji pedia
01:24:30
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page for the honeybee emoji I've sent
01:24:34
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you the link okay in iMessage I'm
01:24:37
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looking at all the pictures of the base
01:24:38
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we have brought up emoji fragmentation
01:24:42
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on this show yeah primarily in the
01:24:44
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context of you being upset that the wolf
01:24:47
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emoji no longer looks like Audrey which
01:24:49
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is of course the way it should be
01:24:50
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because it should look like a wolf not
01:24:52
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like a little chihuahua but I've got to
01:24:54
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say this page for what Abby's look like
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so we've got all these different Bay's
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for like Apple and Google and Microsoft
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and Samsung and LG and Facebook and
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Twitter and yeah I don't understand why
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everybody has to have a totally
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different set of emojis and these be
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ones some of them ours are like
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unspeakably terrible can we get our act
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together with the different emojis can't
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we consolidate them why do we have to
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have these different ones why do we have
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to have different communication between
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people if I want to send someone a
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picture of a bee and I think I'm sending
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them like a cute little bee and then I
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actually end up sending them something
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that just looks like a bug we need to
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consolidate these things yeah there is
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some differences in tone that could
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cause problems the question I have is if
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you were in charge of emojis whose emoji
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on this list would you use as the
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default of bees
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well I have an iPhone I have to say
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personally I have always thought that
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Apple's emojis are terrible hmm I've
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never liked Apple going for this little
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3d emoji space they're like too small
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and yet too detailed I have never ever
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liked apples emojis yeah I think for on
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a small scale you should have a flatter
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design for what your emojis look like
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you've clearly thought about this loads
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like I love how you think about this
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stuff but don't you think that makes
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it does make sense yeah it does make
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sense I agree with you I think typically
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emojis are looked at
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well that is changing how small we look
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at our emojis but okay yeah like Apple
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and begin their emojis last year and
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they made them three times larger but
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they're still there's still not huge
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icons right that they're drawn with a
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lot of detail I mean what do you think
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of the Apple ones I don't mind Apple
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emojis I'm not someone who would
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necessarily favor cutesiness and Apple
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maybe is going a little bit down the
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cutesy path but I can see why you would
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favor 2d but in the case of the be out
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an eye you haven't answered my question
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yet which one are you gonna favor of the
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ones on the lists there cuz I have to
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say that's a bad bunch there's nothing
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that's really great here it's a swarm of
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bad emojis at the top we have apple with
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a fat B that looks like no B I have ever
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seen yet it's still trying to be like a
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like a drawing of a B it's like if you
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had a yellow balloon and you drew a
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couple of stripes on it and you said ad
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C that's a be great you know
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nailed it you're not gonna like me
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saying this but that's almost the best
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of the bunch though it almost is though
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I agree looking down at the bottom
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there's like emoji decks and emoji one
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bees that are terrible looking although
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I've never come across those things I
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don't know what they are the emerging
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one one is okay
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yeah the emoji decks one I don't even
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know what I'm moti Texas but I've got a
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terrible emoji for a bee
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whoever is out there using emoji decks
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I'm sorry that that's that's what your
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thing is I can't even like invent what
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that is in my head what emoji Dex is
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like from the name whatever it is the
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representation of a bee is like a man in
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a bee costume wearing a mask stealing
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some honey that's honey he said okay
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yeah boys emoji Dex
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I do not know anyway come on pick one
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Facebook ones all right it's ugly though
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it's sort of 3d but not really too much
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Brown and not enough black but like the
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Mozilla one looks like I designed that
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that's how bad it is the Twitter one is
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also terrible the Microsoft one like I
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don't know what's going on there
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someone went crazy with the stroke tool
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in Photoshop Microsoft is a big fan of
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thick strokes on their emoji now
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here's the thing I'm actually gonna have
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to say that I would probably go with
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Microsoft or I would go with Twitter but
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part of that is the overall design
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aesthetic of emojis so if you click on
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the icon for the Microsoft B where you
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click on the icon for the Twitter B
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it'll bring up what all the Microsoft
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emoji look like and what all the Twitter
01:29:00
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emoji look like okay and I feel like it
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is it is inarguable that the flat
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designs look more consistent as a bunch
01:29:10
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together than the 3d designs of emojis
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they definitely are more consistent yes
01:29:15
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yeah I really like Twitter's emojis
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I think the Microsoft emojis are very
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good and I think the Apple emojis are
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terrible and I don't like them every
01:29:25
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time and as my wife often points out to
01:29:28
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her great frustration the Apple emojis
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are all also really biased towards
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everything being happy like the Apple
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ones is hard to express a wide range of
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negative emotions with the Apple emojis
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it's it's like we're all locked in some
01:29:41
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kind of black mirror future where smiles
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are the things that are best for us to
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express does your wife who she wants to
01:29:47
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express a bit more negativity in her
01:29:49
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life yes yes that is exactly correct
01:29:50
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she's the most positive texter I've ever
01:29:53
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met like she's the most positive texture
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you ever met because she's doing it
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through the Apple system right and so
01:29:57
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it's nothing but smiley faces right
01:29:59
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that's that's the range of expression
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that she is limited to okay so I'm gonna
01:30:03
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say if I had to pick a B emoji I would
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go with Twitter or I would go with
01:30:07
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Microsoft but that is in the context of
01:30:10
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them looking better as a series of
01:30:15
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consistent flat emojis well that wasn't
01:30:18
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what I asked you for I didn't ask you
01:30:20
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for like you know to appraise the whole
01:30:22
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system I just wanted it to be like a
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versus B the Google one though the
01:30:27
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Google one what's going really I'm
01:30:28
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trying to I'm trying to rock the whole
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world into the way I want it to be it's
01:30:32
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like Whitby emoji is it gonna be I want
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to change all of key emojis the Google
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one is like what were they doing like
01:30:40
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because the eyes are on the same side of
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the face as like the wings yes so it's
01:30:46
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like it's heads been like
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yanked around what do they even know how
01:30:50
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B works yeah the Google B emoji is an
01:30:53
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exorcist emoji right it's it's the B
01:30:56
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should be looking the other way but
01:30:57
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they've given it human eyes and it has
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rotated its head 180 degrees to be
01:31:01
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looking at you as you select it the
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Samsung one is like a cute image but
01:31:06
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it's not an emoji mm-hmm it's like a
01:31:08
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little drawing so I'm going with
01:31:10
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Microsoft I'm going with Twitter that's
01:31:12
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what I'm gonna have to go with here and
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although I generally agree with some of
01:31:15
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your sentiment about the Apple emoji so
01:31:18
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I'm gonna go for the Apple emoji really
01:31:19
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I like that B I'd like to watch it fly
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cuz it's kind of fat and like so it
01:31:25
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looks like it would struggle to fly I'm
01:31:27
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kind of rooting for him a bit like I
01:31:28
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feel sad I'm sorry I can see what you
01:31:30
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mean it almost looked like it's easy a
01:31:32
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bit dopey this is also a case where if
01:31:34
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it's going to be this detailed I feel
01:31:35
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like it should be fuzzy like it like
01:31:37
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bees actually are it's not enough detail
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it just looks like a balloon
01:31:40
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alright gray I'm throwing it out there I
01:31:42
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want to see Tim's design a bee emoji put
01:31:47
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them on the subreddit see if someone can
01:31:49
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come up with a bee emoji that is worthy
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to quickly talk about a film which
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obviously means there'll be a little bit
01:33:40
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of spoiling us but we like to do that at
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the end of shows right so there'll be
01:33:44
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nothing else in the show except you and
01:33:47
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I talking about
01:33:48
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a film called the circle
01:33:52
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starring Emma Watson or Hermione Granger
01:33:57
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as my wife said every time she came on
01:33:59
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screen for the first 10 minutes of the
01:34:00
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film yeah I was gonna say what why was
01:34:02
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this such a question mark at the end of
01:34:03
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her name but that's but that's what it
01:34:05
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was if you're trying to think of what is
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their actual name that's the first -
01:34:08
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Hermione Granger right and also starring
01:34:11
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Tom Hanks and quite a few other good
01:34:13
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actors starring the guy from Star Wars
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whose name I don't know yep and I'll
01:34:17
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tell you what you would be happy I went
01:34:20
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into this as spoiler free as a human
01:34:23
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could almost be because we were thinking
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what film we're gonna watch tonight and
01:34:27
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more so know what about that new Netflix
01:34:29
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one that's got Tom Hanks and him only
01:34:32
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Granger in it and I said okay that can't
01:34:35
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be bad it's got Tom Hanks in oh and I
01:34:37
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had no idea whatsoever what the film was
01:34:40
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gonna be about no idea oh that's
01:34:42
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interesting because you must have
01:34:43
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forgotten that a while ago on hello
01:34:45
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internets we were talking about Tom
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Hanks in a passing way about how he
01:34:49
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always plays a good guy and there were a
01:34:52
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bunch of comments on that episode about
01:34:53
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how oh there's a movie coming up with
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Tom Hanks where he's going to play the
01:34:56
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villain and it's called the circle well
01:34:58
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we'll come to that then we'll come to
01:35:00
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that issue but no I didn't remember that
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that did pass me by Tom and even when
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Tom Hanks was playing a bad guy he's
01:35:06
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still a good guy like in that one where
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he's like a killer for the mob or
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whatever and he's still like a good
01:35:13
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Tom Hanks this is lovely anyway so I
01:35:17
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watch this film knowing nothing and at
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the end of it I thought I wonder what
01:35:22
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gray thinks of this film so I I like
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sent you a text saying gray you need to
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watch this film because I think we
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should talk about on hello Internet and
01:35:29
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you told me you don't he watched it yep
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yep I watched it a few weeks ago with my
01:35:35
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wife it was a simile she was looking
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around on the Netflix thinking who what
01:35:38
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what should have watched and thought oh
01:35:40
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here's the movie with Hermione Granger
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this looks great let's watch this and I
01:35:44
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was happy to go along this is a case
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where I had actually read the book it
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was originally a book and sometimes I
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read a book and like I have a very hard
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time getting into fiction I have a very
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hard time finding fiction books that I
01:36:00
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really like and there is a complaint
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that I would say I've had more
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frequently about fiction books that I
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have picked up which is fiction books
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that feel like they are begging to be
01:36:17
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turned into movies like it feels like
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less like I'm reading a book and more
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like I'm reading a sales
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proof-of-concept that a thing should be
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turned into a movie yeah and like I read
01:36:31
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the circle it was fine
01:36:33
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but that was one thing that I felt
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intentional or not felt very strongly in
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that one is like I think you really want
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this to be a movie yeah and you've
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you've actually just written a book that
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you can sell enough of to convince
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someone to turn into a movie I get yeah
01:36:52
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I haven't read the book obviously but I
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have read books like that and who say I
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understand so you watch the film but you
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had you obviously went in with
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considerably more knowledge then about
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at least what the film was gonna be
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about one could say I had a lot I had a
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head full of spoilers about what might
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happen in the movie unless they took a
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dramatically different turn which they
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mostly didn't so for people who are
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listening who have not seen the film
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that want to hear what we have to say
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about it do you want to kind of just
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like encapsulate what the films about in
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the nuttiest of nutshells it's a movie
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that is very much of its time right now
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the basic plot is that Hermione Granger
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gets hired by a company that is clearly
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a kind of Google stroke Facebook
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amalgamation and she is working at this
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company and the purpose of the company
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is to spread these these very small
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high-resolution video cameras all over
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the world now that's the new product
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yeah that's the new product yeah like
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you say there like a Facebook II social
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media app illegally yeah it's a bit
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unclear precisely what this company
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called the circle does right now but
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it's it's it's like oh there's a search
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engine social network II kind of company
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with lots of everything in one yeah
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exactly yeah and the driving force of
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the plot is that they are manufacturing
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these video cameras that if they're
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going to put all over the world that
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will eventually then be able to record
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all of the information that's occurring
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everywhere like that it that is the
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driving force of the plot okay and then
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yeah and Hermione Granger away she's bit
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of an underling at the company gets
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heavily drawn into it all by a series of
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coincidences and becomes a real linchpin
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to the whole marketing campaign and she
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also then becomes like the subject of a
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test run with these cameras where
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everyone in the world follows her life
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stuff like that so gray you know early
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on I like to get a thumbs up or down of
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which ways the which way is the thumb
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pointing this is one time I'm very happy
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to just say it at the beginning because
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I thought this movie was terrible gray
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uh I think you are over rating it by
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calling a terrible this film like almost
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made me angry taking time away from I
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don't know why I kept watching it I just
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sort of felt like oh I just guess I have
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to know how it ends it was very
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interesting having read the book which
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again I would describe as kind of a meh
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but like fine book but it was it was so
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interesting to have I've read that and
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thought like oh obviously this should be
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a movie like so many of the things that
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are happening in this book would be much
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better as a movie turns out not seconds
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out you really wanted this to be a movie
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and it's funny that you say that because
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I would say that my wife and I have
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watched a very large number of movies
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that I would fairly described as as
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terrible but my wife was also in the
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kind of like angry that she had spent
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time in her life on this film mine too
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mine too it was the angriest I've seen
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her for years I'm not even joking
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she was like really mad as film for
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being so just for being bad not because
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it raised issues that upset her or
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anything just like that's just the
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badness of it like it was insulting that
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it came into our lounge room but yeah so
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this movie was shockingly awful and I
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think it was also interesting that it's
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it's movie with two pretty big stars
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that was just yeah terrible because I
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felt like you're like oh they've taken a
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book that was begging to be a movie they
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put Tom Hanks in it they have Hermione
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Granger as the lead
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they must be super confident about this
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this is going to be great and it was not
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did I read the script
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I mean did Tom Hanks write the script
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that's the thing I always wonder I would
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love to know do actors know that they're
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in a terrible movie this is a question I
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find myself asking all the time I
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suspect not because I think there has to
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be so much that happens after the
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production like a movie must depend so
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heavily on the Edit how things turn out
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in post-production sort of famously a
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lot of the documentaries about Star Wars
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say that this was the case that the
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first cut of the movie john-boy George
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Lucas was unwatchable and bad and it was
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totally saved in the editing and when
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they were filming as well I think some
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of them thought what is this nonsense
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what are we doing Ben Kenobi with has
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these letters that he wrote home to
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friends the house is terrible movie gods
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which is hilarious it's a real I can't
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believe I have to do this nonsense it's
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ridiculous so III do wonder and I just
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have to assume that you don't know as an
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actor that you're filming a thing and
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you just you hope it comes out well but
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you don't know for sure if they know
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when they watch it what do you think
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when they set for the first viewing they
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were like oh my god well that turn that
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bad what do you think maybe that so
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they kind of can still see it through
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rose-tinted glasses I think everybody
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knows bad movies I think Tom Hanks was
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probably a slinking down in his chair at
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the premiere going like oh god this this
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ended up being terrible yeah I think you
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would know don't you I don't know maybe
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you don't maybe when you're in something
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you like you to skip like starry-eyed
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and think oh wow look at me on the
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screen like I'm awesome
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but anyway if you had to just give a
01:42:15
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couple of key reasons as to why it was
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bad for the sake of having reviewed it
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what were your main thoughts about it
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what made it bad here is why I think
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your wife my wife you and me don't just
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think that the movie is bad but sort of
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our angry at it so I have this policy
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willing to watch movies in the house
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which is when you start watching the
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movie movies don't change whatever
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happens in the first five minutes of a
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movie that's probably what you're going
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to get for the next 90 minutes whatever
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the tone is like or if if the first few
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minutes are really bad like that's not
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going to turn around yeah some movies
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managed to have a very clever strong
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opening and then they kind of lose it
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but if a thing is bad like it you are
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you were going nowhere in this movie
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what makes a circle kind of frustrating
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is it feels like it it stayed at the
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level of being like just sort of mildly
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interesting enough that you wanted to
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keep watching it while failing to
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deliver on any of the satisfactions that
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good storytelling would actually do so
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it's like if the movie was worse we
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would have stopped watching it sooner
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and just been like well that's terrible
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and turn it off but it was just at that
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threshold of I'm still watching this but
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it is awful it is absolutely awful but I
01:43:40
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can't quite make it stop I think that's
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why the movie is angering yeah I mean no
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that's not my opinion but yeah why do
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you think it was so terrible the classic
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reason of bad storytelling is Kay like
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the motivation of the characters
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particularly the main character
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so utterly baffling mm-hmm like why she
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says the things she says and why she
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does the things she does she just
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changes and like one minute you think
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like she's like me and she can see that
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this is all wrong like she's doing these
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look she's got this look like this seems
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so wrong you know you think she's gonna
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be the Crusader and then suddenly she's
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like becomes the villain and like she's
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saying oh yeah we need you know we need
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to do more of this and this is really
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good like I completely do not understand
01:44:27
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her as a human being like she's so
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poorly written that I'm not blaming Emma
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Watson like you know she was just like
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and she just she read the lines but like
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the motivation of that character and all
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the other characters is so completely
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unrealistic and crazy and like the
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villains like the villains of the pace
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like who I guess is supposed to be Tom
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Hanks and his offsider who hardly ever
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speaks but I think we're supposed to
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hate as some kind of villain like we
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never know anything about them so like
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at the end when they supposedly get
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their comeuppance and get stitched up
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I'm like what did they do wrong yeah
01:45:05
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like in fact they were kind of nice yeah
01:45:08
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like when things started going bad for
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Emma Watson they're like you know take
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some time off you know do whatever you
01:45:13
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want they were in violence they were
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just like guys who wanted to be
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successful in business and thought their
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product was pretty good so I didn't
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dislike the villains if the hero I
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thought was just a complete lunatic who
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like I never knew what she was gonna do
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because I don't know what she was but
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also just the whole idea and the way
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like technology and the internet and
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social media was portrayed it was like
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it was written by some corporate
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executive that just learned about
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Facebook like it felt like it was
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written by like an old person who
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doesn't get it it kind of had this
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feeling of like it's about like five
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years too late mm-hmm and all like these
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like hmm how what thought-provoking
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ideas you're posing about surveillance
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and social networking and the way
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relationships work in the online world
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this is so fascinating these insights
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you're putting before me it felt like
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naive like have you got anything else to
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poorly executed in so many ways
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obviously had some money and I could
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kind of looked all right like you know
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the sets were good and the campus where
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it was filmed like the you know the the
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Apple Campus Tech place was filmed
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mm-hmm was okay you know
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it was InFocus see the movie poster now
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the circle all right pictures of the
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actors it was a focus the whole art of
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making a movie is is a thing that I find
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kind of fascinating I'm like why is a
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movie good why is the movie not good
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it's often harder to articulate what
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like why something works or it it
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doesn't this was a movie where I felt
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like okay your premise I am so ready to
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get on board your premise that a global
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surveillance society might not be an
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unmitigated good that if we have cameras
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that are recording everywhere in public
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all the time and everybody is also
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live-streaming their life all the time
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that maybe there are some downsides it's
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like I am so ready to get on board but
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then I'm watching this movie where the
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whole premise is this is a bad thing I
01:47:29
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feel like you're not selling me on it
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movie I feel unconvinced but also there
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was no understanding how anyone was
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motivated by anything like her her old
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friend her old friend who's like you
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know the guy that lives in the cabin in
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the woods why is he so anti Internet
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what happened to him that made him so
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against it to a point where he like you
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know drives off a bridge because he's
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scared of being filmed like I don't get
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why he was so scared of cameras like
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your reaction made no sense to me like I
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know it's not nice but you just
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overreacted and the other guy you know
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the the genius lurking in the shadows
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ooh was he always able just to hack into
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everyone's emails like all the bosses
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like he does at the end like and what
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what was he motivated by what happened
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to him that made him so want to go off
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grid and be so auntie his invention and
01:48:16
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how did he get access to all this stuff
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and when they announced this invention
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and they're saying we're gonna film
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everyone in the world 24/7 everything
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like that's so obviously like a
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pantomime villain idea but no one ever
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questioned it like it would have been a
01:48:33
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bit more realistic if someone said yeah
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I know you're gonna have some privacy
01:48:37
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concerns and we understand that but
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we've looked into it and we've got this
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and that like that would have made it
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realistic but it was so unrealistic that
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everyone had just like be all gooey odd
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and go oh what a great idea let's all
01:48:50
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clap like it was like a parody of like
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you know an apple launch event you
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needed some kind of realism some kind of
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questioning some kind of grittiness to
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it like everything was just such a
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cliche it was so cliched like I said
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before it was so lacking in any nuance
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that it made well didn't make it
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unwatchable because I watched the whole
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bloody thing but that makes it worse
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that was the fear you couldn't turn it
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off either I should have turned it off
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yeah you'll never get those hours of
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your life back but it was an
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impressively bad movie and they said
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things made no sense or Hermione Granger
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most of the time I feel like she's just
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like with the TripAdvisor stuff she's
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like being a chump who's doing all this
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work for the company and becoming like
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the spokesperson of their huge products
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you like to what benefits to her it's
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never clear at all why she would want to
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do this it's like it makes no sense at
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all she's she's sitting in some board
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meeting that's being live broadcast of
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the world and like all these ridiculous
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things are being said and she suddenly
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pipes up with let's make every single
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person in the world be a member of you
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know our Facebook circle like and make
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it compulsory right and like where the
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hell did that come from
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I didn't think even Tom Hanks was
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thinking of that look obviously he was
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that was supposed to be like the Senate
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but it was like she was so nothing at
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the end of the film do you understand
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the end of the film it makes no sense
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like she she brings down the supposed
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villains who as far as I could tell have
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done nothing wrong they've just been
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normal company owners right with that
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except they're trying to sell except it
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turns out they have secret email
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accounts so obviously that been up to
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maybe there are two villains that I
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don't know what they were doing and like
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you know maybe they were putting bad
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things in the water whatever but then
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she says to everyone come with me like
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you know Oh lead the way and I think I
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don't want her leading the company she's
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the one who's been coming up with all
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the terrible ideas and then at the end
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she's like being filmed and everything's
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being filmed and it's like okay so this
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is this confused premise of the ending
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Hermione Granger is live-streaming her
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entire life which is portrayed as a
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thing which is kind of ruining her
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entire lives ruining her family
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relationships is ruining her personal
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relationships but she loves it and it's
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great and it's fantastic yes
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she's like this is great she's rising up
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through the company as the spokesperson
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for how live-streaming should work and
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the comeuppance that she gets the
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villain Tom Hanks is by just sort of
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tricking him onstage to agree to
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his life as well but this is all just
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part of everyone will livestream all of
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their lives so that is the conclusion is
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like hahaha we got what we pulled one
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over on Tom thanks we're gonna make him
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livestream his life but as part of just
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making everybody live stream their light
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it's like what's the victory here I
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don't understand I don't understand how
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this is supposed to be like ha ha ha
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she's won like the music is telling me
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that we've won but I don't understand at
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all what's occurred here it's also again
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so lacking in nuance like if tomorrow
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Apple came out with this invention us
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and everyone you know you have to wear a
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camera so we can watch every single move
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of your life right it would be five
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seconds before someone said well I hope
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Tim Cook's gonna be the first person to
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wear one right that would take five
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seconds like that's such an obvious
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thing but here it was like but you never
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saw that one coming and you've got no no
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out Sephora or no like way to wiggle out
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of it the CEO of the company using their
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own products this never occurred to me
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like if he doesn't want to wear a lot
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surely he would have already thought
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about this a million times and had all
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these clever arts
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and yes I'd like to wear the camera have
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only Granger but for legal reasons and
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to do with the you know share price of
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the company or like you know I'm sure he
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could come up with a thousand reason yes
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not where and not just sit there like a
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stun mullet and thing yeah oh you've got
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me I'm pretty sure broadcasting some of
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those secret meetings would be like an
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SEC violation right like I think they
01:53:10
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were taking about two seconds to come up
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with legitimate reason why he couldn't
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do and if that guy who hacked all the
01:53:15
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emails has always had the ability to get
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look cuz she goes to him doesn't she
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that she goes to this mystery handsome
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man who says I need you to help me like
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she obviously just said to him that
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night before can you go and get all the
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bosses secret emails
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well if he's like really worried about
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this company anyway and he's always been
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able to do that ah
01:53:34
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so I'm sorry gray this is what bad
01:53:36
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movies do to you right they they bounce
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around in your head and and you feel
01:53:40
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like you need to vent them out it's like
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you gotta get rid of this terrible movie
01:53:44
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this one upset me in a different way to
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say the hobbit' I think the reason maybe
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is because it's such a a black mirror
01:53:54
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wannabe and black mirror is so good like
01:53:57
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nerd did all this stuff so well yeah
01:54:00
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it's like daytime TV black mirror I also
01:54:03
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personally feel like it's a horrific ly
01:54:06
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wasted premise and opportunity because I
01:54:09
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genuinely think there is some
01:54:12
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interesting discussion to be had about
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these kind of giant technological
01:54:17
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companies that run our lives in a in a
01:54:20
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very different way from what's occurred
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before do you not think that's been if a
01:54:23
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hack made like cliche discussion though
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I know I know what you're gonna say but
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it's like I'm very fortunate that I've
01:54:29
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had the experience of being on the
01:54:31
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campuses of a bunch of these companies
01:54:32
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and it's just deeply weird in a way that
01:54:37
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is hard to articulate there is something
01:54:40
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that is interesting there to be
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discovered and to be explored
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hmm I dunno what you're saying about it
01:54:47
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being a hackneyed conversation about
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like oh you know weyland-yutani is an
01:54:52
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evil company that's trying to destroy
01:54:53
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all of our lives but I do think that
01:54:56
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there is something different in the
01:54:58
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world now about really living in a place
01:55:02
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a very few companies have such
01:55:05
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tremendous power and and influence going
01:55:09
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back to just touch very briefly on the
01:55:11
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on the copyright thing but it is one of
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the reasons why like the goings on of
01:55:16
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how are people able to express
01:55:18
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themselves on a place like YouTube we're
01:55:20
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on Twitter it's so central to the
01:55:22
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conversation because those places are so
01:55:24
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incredibly important and silencing
01:55:28
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people on the on these platforms is like
01:55:31
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I think we're way past the point where
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you can just say like oh oh it's just a
01:55:34
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company and they can do whatever they
01:55:35
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want it's like these are companies with
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power that rivals governmental powers
01:55:40
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and so I really do think like there
01:55:43
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could have been a much better version of
01:55:46
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this movie which which might have had
01:55:48
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something to say on on these topics and
01:55:51
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the setting of like in real life like
01:55:54
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Facebook is such a such a surreal
01:55:57
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setting for a movie to take place and
01:56:00
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that there's a way to like show the
01:56:01
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viewer how this place is so different
01:56:03
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and I almost want to use the word like
01:56:08
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cult-like then normal company
01:56:11
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experiences mm-hmm but that's where the
01:56:14
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the circle just failed to deliver across
01:56:17
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all of these areas and so it just feels
01:56:20
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like oh you wasted a great premise and
01:56:23
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you wasted a great setting on a movie
01:56:26
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that makes no sense which is what makes
01:56:29
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it twice as infuriating as it would be
01:56:32
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if it was just a bad movie if it feels
01:56:34
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to me more like oh it's this could have
01:56:36
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been great but it was terrible do you
01:56:39
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disagree yeah okay I mean to sort of
01:56:43
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slightly exaggerate what you've just
01:56:46
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done it's almost like you've watched a
01:56:48
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really really bad detective movie and
01:56:52
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you're saying oh this could have been a
01:56:54
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good detective movie it was good yeah
01:56:57
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but it wasn't it was bad like yeah okay
01:57:00
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I agree that you could make a really
01:57:02
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good film and you're right there
01:57:03
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probably hasn't been a lot of films
01:57:04
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about that sort of things yeah oh yeah I
01:57:06
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will complete I really I think you can
01:57:08
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make a good movie about anything I find
01:57:10
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myself more frustrated when
01:57:13
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I feel like there's a particular setting
01:57:16
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that has has been kind of wasted so if
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you feel that there hasn't been or they
01:57:20
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haven't been enough or any really good
01:57:23
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movies really critiquing the culture of
01:57:25
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these big mega tech companies yeah I
01:57:28
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think this is this is a cinematic
01:57:30
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universe that has not been portrayed in
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a way that I feel like you know what
01:57:33
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this really nails
01:57:35
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what's so deeply weird about the
01:57:37
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Facebook campus I feel like that is that
01:57:40
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is a an area to be explored that has
01:57:42
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that has not been explored properly yeah
01:57:45
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fair enough fair enough
01:57:46
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so you're not gonna recommend that
01:57:48
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people watch the circle if they've made
01:57:49
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it to the end of the part you know
01:57:50
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whatever you do for the love of God go
01:57:53
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and check out some objectivity get some
01:57:58
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Keith watch some Keith what you cut the
01:58:02
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gray videos too if you want