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Top Four 7: Halloween Candy

 

00:00:00 ◼   ► so hi special top 4 it is a special

00:00:04 ◼   ► November first episode

00:00:06 ◼   ► yes November first episode of top for

00:00:09 ◼   ► Halloween candy special because everyone

00:00:12 ◼   ► knows that November 1st is the day that

00:00:14 ◼   ► everyone picks out on their kids can

00:00:15 ◼   ► Halloween candy wait we're allowed to do

00:00:17 ◼   ► that oh yeah you totally get the stuff

00:00:19 ◼   ► they don't like oh I don't know that yep

00:00:22 ◼   ► and fortunately for us Adam doesn't like

00:00:24 ◼   ► chocolate so we get to eat all of his

00:00:26 ◼   ► chocolate-covered something I feel kind

00:00:30 ◼   ► of bad like I feel like gotta be like a

00:00:31 ◼   ► one for one swap I mean he really

00:00:33 ◼   ► shouldn't he's three years old he

00:00:34 ◼   ► shouldn't be eating that much candy

00:00:36 ◼   ► should I go out and get like a whole

00:00:37 ◼   ► bunch of Smarties and like we can

00:00:38 ◼   ► replace them like one by one no I think

00:00:40 ◼   ► that's okay I don't you know Smarties

00:00:42 ◼   ► didn't make my list

00:00:42 ◼   ► no they're in the middle there - in the

00:00:45 ◼   ► middle yeah they're good they're not bad

00:00:47 ◼   ► they're not good so anyway so now that

00:00:49 ◼   ► our son is old enough to appreciate and

00:00:51 ◼   ► participate in Halloween he actually got

00:00:55 ◼   ► a pretty good load of candy this year so

00:00:58 ◼   ► we want we started talking about our

00:01:02 ◼   ► favorite and our least favorite

00:01:04 ◼   ► Halloween candies because everyone has a

00:01:07 ◼   ► preference of what they're gonna go eat

00:01:09 ◼   ► first or save for last however you like

00:01:12 ◼   ► to reward yourself with Halloween candy

00:01:14 ◼   ► and so we decided to do a quick top 4

00:01:17 ◼   ► special so you want to start with worst

00:01:21 ◼   ► and then we'll do best end on a high

00:01:24 ◼   ► note

00:01:24 ◼   ► yeah alright okay do you want my short

00:01:26 ◼   ► list of worst how many do you have

00:01:29 ◼   ► I had a hard time naming eight Halloween

00:01:32 ◼   ► candy I have 10 on my short list of

00:01:34 ◼   ► worst okay Wow let's do it all right

00:01:36 ◼   ► well I have Milk Duds these are ones

00:01:39 ◼   ► that all these are so guys forgot about

00:01:41 ◼   ► those Milk Duds whoppers tootsie rolls

00:01:43 ◼   ► or Tootsie Roll pops almond joy dots

00:01:47 ◼   ► mounds the pumpkin candy corn I hate the

00:01:51 ◼   ► pumpkin shaped candy corn

00:01:52 ◼   ► Twizzlers Baby Ruth and the banana Laffy

00:01:55 ◼   ► Taffy I hate banana flavored candy I

00:02:00 ◼   ► think that fake banana is so disgusting

00:02:02 ◼   ► but even runts do runts qualify you

00:02:05 ◼   ► don't like the bananas I don't like I

00:02:06 ◼   ► don't really care for the bananas and

00:02:07 ◼   ► runs Wow

00:02:08 ◼   ► usually those go first everyone likes

00:02:10 ◼   ► them well I know that's why we're meant

00:02:11 ◼   ► for each other because I give them to

00:02:12 ◼   ► you really the best

00:02:13 ◼   ► I think is probably the pink one but

00:02:14 ◼   ► yeah and I kind of like the lime ones

00:02:17 ◼   ► even though we spent that one time

00:02:18 ◼   ► throwing them out of the sunroof of your

00:02:19 ◼   ► car while we were driving because we

00:02:21 ◼   ► eaten every other flavor and no one

00:02:23 ◼   ► liked the lime ones but now you like

00:02:24 ◼   ► them yeah I kind of like I like them

00:02:26 ◼   ► better than the banana well so out of

00:02:30 ◼   ► the so my short list for worst I'll just

00:02:34 ◼   ► uh I'll just go through it because mine

00:02:35 ◼   ► are already ranked oh okay I have

00:02:37 ◼   ► rankings in there you want mine let's

00:02:40 ◼   ► let's do I mean okay yeah do you tell me

00:02:42 ◼   ► your rankings because our okay our candy

00:02:44 ◼   ► taste overlaps quite a few but we both

00:02:48 ◼   ► dislike different things so they don't

00:02:52 ◼   ► overlap that much alright my number six

00:02:57 ◼   ► is peanut M&Ms oh yeah they just stink

00:03:01 ◼   ► but they're kind of in the middle around

00:03:02 ◼   ► for me there was dating they're not bad

00:03:04 ◼   ► this is like the context as an adult so

00:03:07 ◼   ► it's not this tastes horrible to me it's

00:03:10 ◼   ► this is just not worth the calories like

00:03:12 ◼   ► this is if I'm gonna be having candy

00:03:13 ◼   ► this is like the most boring useless

00:03:15 ◼   ► candy the peanut M&M is just so like

00:03:18 ◼   ► there's so many better choices and

00:03:20 ◼   ► they're better so it's similar to that

00:03:22 ◼   ► my number five is three musketeers which

00:03:25 ◼   ► wait what was so your candy was hemp

00:03:28 ◼   ► what number number six was peanut M&Ms

00:03:30 ◼   ► oh so your oh six okay

00:03:31 ◼   ► my bottom six this is tough number five

00:03:33 ◼   ► Three Musketeers similar wasn't that

00:03:36 ◼   ► it's just it's just not good enough

00:03:38 ◼   ► Three Musketeers yeah it just tastes

00:03:39 ◼   ► like bad chocolate and some sugar like

00:03:41 ◼   ► there's nothing it's not good enough

00:03:43 ◼   ► yeah it's not good enough but it's not I

00:03:45 ◼   ► I don't hate it so I didn't put it in my

00:03:47 ◼   ► worst worse for me is hate well not good

00:03:50 ◼   ► enough for just like they're in the

00:03:51 ◼   ► middle they're not even worth mentioning

00:03:52 ◼   ► alright number four my finally bottom

00:03:55 ◼   ► four here okay number four the plain

00:03:58 ◼   ► chocolate Hershey bar yeah it's pretty

00:04:01 ◼   ► yucky yeah again I hate to I hate the

00:04:04 ◼   ► taste of certain things more than I

00:04:06 ◼   ► dislike the blandness of an a Hershey

00:04:09 ◼   ► bar see there there isn't a lot of candy

00:04:11 ◼   ► that I actually dislike the taste of and

00:04:13 ◼   ► that's why I have to go go to this

00:04:14 ◼   ► method I'm most certain Candy's right

00:04:18 ◼   ► and I don't have that strong opinion on

00:04:19 ◼   ► almost any of it so yet plain Hershey

00:04:23 ◼   ► bar just not worth it you know just

00:04:26 ◼   ► boring not where

00:04:27 ◼   ► that takes of space I'd rather have

00:04:28 ◼   ► something else number three sugar

00:04:30 ◼   ► daddies what it's on your worst list

00:04:33 ◼   ► yeah I have sugar daddies on my best

00:04:35 ◼   ► list no because that's just similar so

00:04:38 ◼   ► Milk Duds III didn't even I forgot those

00:04:40 ◼   ► existed but Milk Duds have a problem for

00:04:42 ◼   ► me that they just are like too

00:04:44 ◼   ► time-consuming and sticky to eat very

00:04:47 ◼   ► very easily like it's just not fun mmm

00:04:50 ◼   ► just like sticks all over your teeth and

00:04:51 ◼   ► everything

00:04:52 ◼   ► sugar daddies have a similar problem for

00:04:54 ◼   ► me they are sticky yeah well if you get

00:04:56 ◼   ► the sugar baby ones they're sticky I

00:04:59 ◼   ► don't like those they get stuck in your

00:05:00 ◼   ► teeth but the sugar daddy that's like

00:05:02 ◼   ► it's like a toffee ish lollipop maybe

00:05:06 ◼   ► I'm thinking of the babies yeah you're

00:05:07 ◼   ► thinking of the babies the baby stink

00:05:09 ◼   ► because they get stuck in your teeth

00:05:10 ◼   ► yeah okay I'm thinking of the sugar

00:05:11 ◼   ► daddy is the ones that are like on a

00:05:13 ◼   ► lollipop you you eat those and it

00:05:16 ◼   ► becomes like this tremendous long string

00:05:18 ◼   ► of disgusting wet toffee so but it's

00:05:23 ◼   ► unwieldy it's and then if you try and

00:05:25 ◼   ► chew it like pulls out all your feelings

00:05:27 ◼   ► so I know I was thinking other ones that

00:05:29 ◼   ► donut sticks they're just just

00:05:30 ◼   ► individually wrapped all right so that's

00:05:32 ◼   ► one over three my number two usually the

00:05:35 ◼   ► only thing on this list that I actually

00:05:36 ◼   ► dislike the taste of and that is I

00:05:39 ◼   ► really really hate candy coconut and so

00:05:41 ◼   ► number two is a tie between Almond Joy

00:05:43 ◼   ► and mounds hmm you know the two popular

00:05:46 ◼   ► coconut flavored chocolate bars I just

00:05:49 ◼   ► don't I will never want to eat an Almond

00:05:51 ◼   ► Joy or mounds bar that's so funny

00:05:53 ◼   ► because I totally have mounds and I'm

00:05:55 ◼   ► enjoy on here is my least favorite

00:05:57 ◼   ► that's your number one uh some of my

00:06:00 ◼   ► least favorite ones okay my number why'd

00:06:02 ◼   ► we give you my number one yet oh okay

00:06:03 ◼   ► I'm sorry that was our number two Oh

00:06:05 ◼   ► tied for number two your lists or so

00:06:07 ◼   ► yeah tie for number two difficult to

00:06:08 ◼   ► keep up with you're not that much better

00:06:10 ◼   ► recently I'm Way better well my number

00:06:14 ◼   ► one worst Halloween candy gum got any

00:06:19 ◼   ► particular kind of gum just in any kind

00:06:21 ◼   ► of gum but there are bad gums and there

00:06:23 ◼   ► are good gums no there aren't

00:06:25 ◼   ► gum I mean first of all gum in general

00:06:26 ◼   ► it would be like pretty bad but those

00:06:28 ◼   ► like pink chalky

00:06:30 ◼   ► why does a live I tell ya know the

00:06:32 ◼   ► cylinders this though the silver worse

00:06:34 ◼   ► yeah the the pink chalky cylinders of

00:06:38 ◼   ► like bubble gum those are

00:06:40 ◼   ► pretty bad well because the the problem

00:06:42 ◼   ► with gum especially in the context of

00:06:44 ◼   ► Halloween candy is that it just ends the

00:06:48 ◼   ► eating and the flavors like you know

00:06:50 ◼   ► you're supposed to chew them for a

00:06:51 ◼   ► little while at least I don't know how

00:06:53 ◼   ► long those people take but you're not

00:06:54 ◼   ► supposed to you just like chew it until

00:06:56 ◼   ► the flavor runs out and then spit it out

00:06:57 ◼   ► even though that's what everybody wants

00:06:59 ◼   ► to do and the flavor last like three

00:07:00 ◼   ► seconds yeah especially those pink

00:07:02 ◼   ► chalky ones and they come in purple -

00:07:03 ◼   ► purple chalky I don't think I've ever

00:07:05 ◼   ► seen yeah the purple chalky gums they

00:07:07 ◼   ► have a slightly better flavor but it

00:07:09 ◼   ► just stays there two seconds then

00:07:11 ◼   ► they're over yeah so that's so just gum

00:07:13 ◼   ► in general like the last thing I want is

00:07:15 ◼   ► to end my candy consumption at all while

00:07:19 ◼   ► eating Halloween candy and if I'm going

00:07:20 ◼   ► to end it

00:07:21 ◼   ► the last flavor I want in my mouth is

00:07:23 ◼   ► not stale gum all right that's fair

00:07:25 ◼   ► alright well my list is number four is

00:07:29 ◼   ► the banana Laffy Taffy which for some

00:07:31 ◼   ► reason always ends up in when I was a

00:07:35 ◼   ► kid in my Halloween bag or now there's

00:07:37 ◼   ► one hovering in Adams and yeah so curse

00:07:41 ◼   ► and number three is the mounds um enjoy

00:07:45 ◼   ► combo cuz it's pretty much the same

00:07:47 ◼   ► candy so you made fun of me for

00:07:49 ◼   ► including those as one entry in the list

00:07:50 ◼   ► and you also include them as one and

00:07:52 ◼   ► well I did after you did because you set

00:07:54 ◼   ► a precedent before I only had mounds on

00:07:56 ◼   ► here and I left out the almond joy

00:07:58 ◼   ► because at least it had some almond to

00:08:00 ◼   ► like placate the terrible coconut in it

00:08:04 ◼   ► but anyway number two for me is any kind

00:08:08 ◼   ► of Tootsie Roll Tootsie Roll pops

00:08:10 ◼   ► tootsie rolls I don't it just they are

00:08:12 ◼   ► terrible they look like little turds and

00:08:15 ◼   ► they taste like I don't even know what

00:08:19 ◼   ► they taste like they taste like they

00:08:22 ◼   ► taste like dirty candy like just like

00:08:24 ◼   ► muddy candy mud candy anyway so and

00:08:28 ◼   ► number one for me is whoppers I hate the

00:08:33 ◼   ► flavor of malt anything let me hold on

00:08:36 ◼   ► let me get the long island in their malt

00:08:38 ◼   ► much it anything nothing malted don't

00:08:42 ◼   ► like the malted stuff tastes like honey

00:08:47 ◼   ► it's just like an assault it's a mouth

00:08:49 ◼   ► assault it's so bad I like mostly early

00:08:53 ◼   ► I don't think

00:08:54 ◼   ► first of that great but just like in

00:08:56 ◼   ► general and that's malt flavor

00:08:57 ◼   ► surrounded by Cory talk ilat right so

00:09:00 ◼   ► they're just terrible

00:09:01 ◼   ► right like I I like malted things in

00:09:04 ◼   ► general but I think whoppers are not

00:09:07 ◼   ► among the better ways to get malt flavor

00:09:09 ◼   ► just because you're right you know it's

00:09:11 ◼   ► it's a crappy it's a crapoly made candy

00:09:12 ◼   ► but I don't I don't disagree with the

00:09:15 ◼   ► flavor but so many people love mothballs

00:09:18 ◼   ► my whole family loves everything malted

00:09:20 ◼   ► you like malted things anyway but I

00:09:22 ◼   ► wanted did you did you listen to my list

00:09:25 ◼   ► my big shortlist well I had dots on here

00:09:28 ◼   ► yeah I know how you feel about dots yeah

00:09:30 ◼   ► they're so awful can I tell you dots are

00:09:32 ◼   ► in my top list I figured they would

00:09:34 ◼   ► that's why I want to bring it up right

00:09:35 ◼   ► now while we're talking about the worst

00:09:36 ◼   ► because of dr. the war alright so

00:09:40 ◼   ► they're so stupid they're just like oh

00:09:44 ◼   ► they're they're just like gummy color

00:09:47 ◼   ► like yeah but and so the color doesn't

00:09:50 ◼   ► taste like anything oh it tastes like

00:09:51 ◼   ► color sugar so much better so so my my

00:09:56 ◼   ► best list is also again in the context

00:09:58 ◼   ► of an adult so it's not necessarily what

00:10:01 ◼   ► tastes best but what I am happiest to

00:10:04 ◼   ► see in Halloween candy specifically

00:10:07 ◼   ► right and so one thing here so and this

00:10:09 ◼   ► is anyway we got to point out that these

00:10:10 ◼   ► are the mini versions of things so

00:10:12 ◼   ► you're not committed to eating an entire

00:10:14 ◼   ► something or a huge role of something

00:10:17 ◼   ► that you know you would just pick up at

00:10:19 ◼   ► a CVS or a drug store or a pharmacy or

00:10:22 ◼   ► anywhere that sells candy you know this

00:10:24 ◼   ► is the the one bite that's what we're

00:10:26 ◼   ► focusing on so it's okay to include

00:10:29 ◼   ► candies that you normally wouldn't buy a

00:10:31 ◼   ► whole chocolate bar of but it's fun to

00:10:32 ◼   ► get in a Halloween candy wear and that

00:10:34 ◼   ► not really that right there is the

00:10:36 ◼   ► premise of what maybe pick the ones I

00:10:38 ◼   ► did as my favorites because we're not

00:10:41 ◼   ► really big candy people most of the time

00:10:43 ◼   ► and if I were to like go to the

00:10:45 ◼   ► drugstore and buy a candy bar well I

00:10:48 ◼   ► really never do that but if I was gonna

00:10:50 ◼   ► do that whatever bar I would pick would

00:10:52 ◼   ► be different than what I have on this

00:10:54 ◼   ► list here because what I have is listens

00:10:56 ◼   ► like things I like having a little like

00:10:57 ◼   ► you know trial baby size of and a lot of

00:11:00 ◼   ► things don't come in the trial baby size

00:11:02 ◼   ► and even if they do they're kind of rare

00:11:04 ◼   ► so I wasn't like inclined to include

00:11:06 ◼   ► them nobody makes like a little mini

00:11:07 ◼   ► whatchamacallit bar

00:11:08 ◼   ► even that whatchamacallit bars are one

00:11:09 ◼   ► of the best full-size bars you can buy

00:11:11 ◼   ► mm-hmm yep although not as good it's a

00:11:13 ◼   ► score bar but anyway so this and also

00:11:17 ◼   ► that the the flipside of what you just

00:11:18 ◼   ► said is that many of these candies you

00:11:21 ◼   ► don't really ever see except for

00:11:23 ◼   ► Halloween like you don't really see or

00:11:25 ◼   ► you wouldn't buy it so like glaring you

00:11:27 ◼   ► I don't think I agree with that all

00:11:29 ◼   ► right well anyway so let me start so so

00:11:31 ◼   ► my number seven is Reese's peanut butter

00:11:33 ◼   ► cups because they're very good but you

00:11:36 ◼   ► can kind of get them whenever you want

00:11:37 ◼   ► yeah buying them stand alone isn't that

00:11:39 ◼   ► ridiculous so like you know I wouldn't I

00:11:41 ◼   ► mean I don't I wouldn't do it

00:11:43 ◼   ► necessarily but like if I was like at a

00:11:46 ◼   ► gas station on a road trip and I wanted

00:11:48 ◼   ► like a quick sugar rush for some reason

00:11:50 ◼   ► even I don't usually do that but if I

00:11:51 ◼   ► were to do that I would consider buying

00:11:53 ◼   ► a little two pack of Reese's Cups and

00:11:55 ◼   ► and cuz I enjoy peanut butter things

00:11:57 ◼   ► they're pretty good even a little bit

00:11:59 ◼   ► greasy for me but pretty good in general

00:12:01 ◼   ► okay and I always I always eat those

00:12:03 ◼   ► like near the beginning when I'm going

00:12:05 ◼   ► through Halloween candy my number six is

00:12:08 ◼   ► tootsie rolls but the but only the non

00:12:11 ◼   ► chocolate flavors because like again

00:12:13 ◼   ► when else okay

00:12:14 ◼   ► those don't count they are a new stupid

00:12:17 ◼   ► invention and they're not really tootsie

00:12:19 ◼   ► rolls whatever it is not really tootsie

00:12:22 ◼   ► rolls agreed but I actually enjoy the

00:12:25 ◼   ► vanilla and I think there's a strawberry

00:12:27 ◼   ► they've been on there pretty much at

00:12:28 ◼   ► that point their taffy

00:12:30 ◼   ► sure but regardless so you know the non

00:12:33 ◼   ► truffula tootsie rolls or something

00:12:34 ◼   ► again you never really see that outside

00:12:35 ◼   ► of Halloween candy

00:12:36 ◼   ► so tootsie rolls are supposed to be

00:12:38 ◼   ► chocolate well that's that flavor the

00:12:40 ◼   ► brown one it just tastes like brown okay

00:12:50 ◼   ► I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be

00:12:52 ◼   ► chocolate I mean I think it's chocolate

00:12:54 ◼   ► in the same sense that like that like a

00:12:56 ◼   ► you who is supposed to be chocolate it's

00:12:59 ◼   ► like it's kind of loosely chocolatey

00:13:00 ◼   ► it's brown water

00:13:02 ◼   ► yes anyway so number six non chocolate

00:13:05 ◼   ► it's your rolls number five Mike and

00:13:07 ◼   ► Ikes ah see I like Mike and Ike I know

00:13:11 ◼   ► that you like her and Mike and Ikes

00:13:14 ◼   ► they're good a B you can get them the

00:13:17 ◼   ► rest of the year but they only come in

00:13:19 ◼   ► such ridiculous quantities that you

00:13:21 ◼   ► really feel bad yet

00:13:22 ◼   ► the rest of the year what kind of maniac

00:13:24 ◼   ► loves a Mike and Ike I do they're really

00:13:27 ◼   ► good

00:13:28 ◼   ► sometimes at our grocery store they they

00:13:30 ◼   ► have them in the big bulk bin and

00:13:32 ◼   ► sometimes it'll get like the stupid

00:13:33 ◼   ► little tiny bag of them anyway that's

00:13:38 ◼   ► number five number four Reese's Pieces

00:13:40 ◼   ► see to me that's on my list

00:13:42 ◼   ► yeah reason I like Reese's Pieces and

00:13:44 ◼   ► one and the only reason they didn't rank

00:13:45 ◼   ► higher is again that I really can get

00:13:47 ◼   ► them whenever I want and it doesn't feel

00:13:49 ◼   ► that ridiculous to get a little better

00:13:50 ◼   ► everything feel so Halloweeny yes

00:13:52 ◼   ► they're orange and brown and they are

00:13:55 ◼   ► small candies yep they are small and pop

00:13:57 ◼   ► well yeah and I would say you know

00:13:59 ◼   ► Reese's Pieces for those who don't know

00:14:01 ◼   ► if anybody isn't living under a rock

00:14:02 ◼   ► here they look almost exactly like M&Ms

00:14:05 ◼   ► but wait so what do you say Jesse do you

00:14:07 ◼   ► say Reese's pcs peanut Oh Reese's

00:14:10 ◼   ► Reese's Pieces yeah yeah yeah someone

00:14:13 ◼   ► caught some people call them Reese's

00:14:14 ◼   ► yeah well yeah I heard a lot of that in

00:14:17 ◼   ► Ohio growing up is bouncing things no

00:14:20 ◼   ► it's just wreath wrong Reese's Pieces

00:14:23 ◼   ► pieces of Reese's right you don't say am

00:14:25 ◼   ► antenori see you don't know sometimes I

00:14:29 ◼   ► do okay anyway so so Reese's Pieces very

00:14:33 ◼   ► good candy if I had to do just absolute

00:14:35 ◼   ► of any candy they would probably be nice

00:14:37 ◼   ► they might even be higher than number

00:14:38 ◼   ► one the number four but just because of

00:14:40 ◼   ► Halloween candy like that they aren't

00:14:42 ◼   ► that special to see for Halloween all

00:14:44 ◼   ► right number three dots because dots are

00:14:48 ◼   ► complete garbage but I like them I can't

00:14:50 ◼   ► explain it

00:14:51 ◼   ► they're complete they were Mike and Ikes

00:14:52 ◼   ► like there and the only the only time

00:14:55 ◼   ► you can get dots outside of Halloween is

00:14:57 ◼   ► generally get movie theaters and you get

00:14:59 ◼   ► this tremendous box and nobody wants

00:15:00 ◼   ► that many dots but my little little

00:15:02 ◼   ► Halloween boxes only have like four dots

00:15:04 ◼   ► in them you love the candies that nobody

00:15:07 ◼   ► remembers exists oh except remember last

00:15:11 ◼   ► year when we have our two years ago

00:15:13 ◼   ► whatever it was that we had all the

00:15:14 ◼   ► mixed candies and what went first buddy

00:15:17 ◼   ► what do we run out of first we ran out

00:15:19 ◼   ► of the dots first oh really yeah so hey

00:15:25 ◼   ► dots they all commented on them and took

00:15:27 ◼   ► them well no no it is because I didn't

00:15:30 ◼   ► know that was our like one of our first

00:15:32 ◼   ► years with with trick-or-treaters in the

00:15:34 ◼   ► house

00:15:34 ◼   ► and I had a whole bunch of chocolate

00:15:36 ◼   ► candies and dots so dots were the only

00:15:39 ◼   ► like sugary chew candies and it turns

00:15:41 ◼   ► out that now the kids these days they

00:15:44 ◼   ► all like the sugary to junk candies and

00:15:46 ◼   ► that is why the dots went it wasn't

00:15:48 ◼   ► because they were dots it was because

00:15:50 ◼   ► they were sugary chew candies and not a

00:15:52 ◼   ► whole bunch of chocolate like everyone

00:15:53 ◼   ► else in the neighborhood gives out and

00:15:55 ◼   ► the kids don't really like I would be

00:15:57 ◼   ► open to that argument if the kids didn't

00:15:59 ◼   ► call them out by name and say hey dot

00:16:01 ◼   ► like they were actually a box well they

00:16:04 ◼   ► were just writing it okay all right

00:16:07 ◼   ► that's my number three my number two

00:16:09 ◼   ► Butterfinger

00:16:10 ◼   ► because Butterfinger is crispity

00:16:13 ◼   ► crunchity peanutty butter to read butter

00:16:15 ◼   ► for you I mean obviously three of these

00:16:17 ◼   ► things have FP butter I'm a fan of

00:16:18 ◼   ► peanut butter and Butterfinger whatever

00:16:21 ◼   ► it is ya own special taste I have no

00:16:24 ◼   ► idea it's like if you start with a

00:16:26 ◼   ► peanut butter kind of flavor and just

00:16:27 ◼   ► cram as much sugar into it you possibly

00:16:30 ◼   ► can to the point where the sugar

00:16:31 ◼   ► crystallizes and forms a bark it's like

00:16:33 ◼   ► that's whatever it is that it always

00:16:36 ◼   ► looks like really good Leakey skin cells

00:16:37 ◼   ► inside boo well when you look at the

00:16:40 ◼   ► inside it's like all the layers like

00:16:42 ◼   ► little skin you know like when you look

00:16:44 ◼   ► at the skin cells under a microscope it

00:16:46 ◼   ► has all like the flaky layers ooh I

00:16:48 ◼   ► didn't say to me it looks it looks like

00:16:51 ◼   ► like a shale kind of rock like like blue

00:16:53 ◼   ► so that's probably way less gross than

00:16:56 ◼   ► skin cells yeah anyway that's my number

00:17:00 ◼   ► two and and again it's I would never buy

00:17:02 ◼   ► a regular-sized Butterfinger bar cuz

00:17:05 ◼   ► that would be way too much yeah yeah and

00:17:07 ◼   ► it hurt your teeth a little you don't

00:17:09 ◼   ► like to range long fun size one at

00:17:10 ◼   ► Halloween that is the perfect size of a

00:17:12 ◼   ► Butterfinger one inch I like the tiny

00:17:15 ◼   ► ones also I like Butterfinger yeah and

00:17:17 ◼   ► the tiny would also give you a better

00:17:19 ◼   ► chocolate ratio like it needs the

00:17:21 ◼   ► chocolate to kind of bounce out a little

00:17:22 ◼   ► bit kind of finish it off and if you get

00:17:24 ◼   ► the big bar if you get way more of the

00:17:26 ◼   ► like peanut butter shale inside and you

00:17:27 ◼   ► don't get enough chocolate to to

00:17:29 ◼   ► properly balance that but yeah so I

00:17:31 ◼   ► would never buy flosses Butterfinger but

00:17:32 ◼   ► really enjoy having the little ones on

00:17:33 ◼   ► Halloween and my number one candy

00:17:35 ◼   ► mmm-hmm nerds nerds no I love nurse do

00:17:39 ◼   ► you have a particular flavor not really

00:17:41 ◼   ► I just like all of them okay I've never

00:17:43 ◼   ► tried it in like I I like nerds but I

00:17:47 ◼   ► don't

00:17:48 ◼   ► I like them in the size of Halloween

00:17:51 ◼   ► candy because I like the big box with

00:17:54 ◼   ► the two openings that like I don't know

00:17:57 ◼   ► they they slice yeah they slide like

00:17:59 ◼   ► little doorways and it's cool and you

00:18:00 ◼   ► could like mix them in your mouth

00:18:02 ◼   ► I like that and I miss that in the baby

00:18:04 ◼   ► ones so let's make my Halloween candy

00:18:07 ◼   ► but I only would have them on Halloween

00:18:09 ◼   ► so that's exactly it like this the

00:18:12 ◼   ► reasons number one is a I like them a

00:18:14 ◼   ► lot they're not very heavy

00:18:16 ◼   ► they they're not really like peanut

00:18:18 ◼   ► butter cups you kind of feel bad about

00:18:19 ◼   ► afterwards who they're so heavy and oily

00:18:21 ◼   ► you can feel all those calories nerds

00:18:22 ◼   ► kind of hide the calories and sugar and

00:18:24 ◼   ► bright colors and the stuck in your

00:18:26 ◼   ► teeth though now they dissolve so fast

00:18:28 ◼   ► those sugar

00:18:29 ◼   ► I have bumpy teeth yeah you're too you

00:18:32 ◼   ► my awesome smooth teeth they don't get

00:18:33 ◼   ► stuck in but so and and and like I would

00:18:36 ◼   ► never as an adult I would never think to

00:18:38 ◼   ► buy one of those full sized boxes and

00:18:41 ◼   ► nerds like the ones are like some packet

00:18:42 ◼   ► cards I would never buy that as an adult

00:18:44 ◼   ► I would never feel like I was allowed to

00:18:46 ◼   ► but the little tiny boxes at Halloween

00:18:48 ◼   ► that's allowed and because they're so

00:18:50 ◼   ► light ish and so fun and so good and I

00:18:53 ◼   ► like all the flavors that is why and

00:18:56 ◼   ► because I would only ever have them in

00:18:58 ◼   ► Halloween that is why they are my number

00:19:00 ◼   ► one Halloween candy that's fun that was

00:19:02 ◼   ► the first thing that Adam ate from his

00:19:04 ◼   ► Halloween candy yeah I pulled out the

00:19:06 ◼   ► Nerds and the rescue tree and I said I

00:19:08 ◼   ► bet you will like these and he tried the

00:19:10 ◼   ► Nerds himself he wanted that one first

00:19:11 ◼   ► yeah and he he tried it and he loved him

00:19:14 ◼   ► he ate the whole box all right time for

00:19:16 ◼   ► my list yep let's do it I'm gonna show

00:19:17 ◼   ► you going to tell you my short list and

00:19:19 ◼   ► then I'm gonna go through my numbers all

00:19:20 ◼   ► right I got sweet tarts Twix Sour Patch

00:19:23 ◼   ► Kids

00:19:24 ◼   ► sugar daddies when you have on your

00:19:26 ◼   ► worst list Kit Kats which I love the

00:19:30 ◼   ► tiny Kit Kats candy corn come on that's

00:19:33 ◼   ► like the ultimate Halloween candy candy

00:19:34 ◼   ► corn is so good butterfingers Reese's

00:19:38 ◼   ► Pieces

00:19:38 ◼   ► swedish fish the tiny bag right cuz nice

00:19:42 ◼   ► and good to have the Junior Mints mini

00:19:44 ◼   ► boxes awesome York Peppermint Patties

00:19:48 ◼   ► again the mini ones and airheads and the

00:19:51 ◼   ► mini ones so I see my peanut butter is

00:19:53 ◼   ► your mint I don't not loudly care for me

00:19:55 ◼   ► like I don't dislike it but I I was a

00:19:57 ◼   ► junior mint Wow

00:20:01 ◼   ► okay so my going from for my number four

00:20:05 ◼   ► is airheads I really like them I love

00:20:08 ◼   ► them mini because they're not committal

00:20:10 ◼   ► and there's so much better than taffy

00:20:11 ◼   ► they have like they taste like I don't

00:20:15 ◼   ► know when Snapple came out with like

00:20:16 ◼   ► those juices are they not like the

00:20:19 ◼   ► regular juices they came out with like

00:20:21 ◼   ► these sugary drinks and cool bottles

00:20:22 ◼   ► like the first thing that they came out

00:20:24 ◼   ► with besides the regular snapples it

00:20:26 ◼   ► tastes like those in candy and I really

00:20:28 ◼   ► missed those

00:20:29 ◼   ► it's just isn't it just like taffy with

00:20:31 ◼   ► air bubbles in it is that what it is no

00:20:33 ◼   ► it's it's sweeter than taffy it's like

00:20:35 ◼   ► cuz taffy I don't know it's just it's

00:20:37 ◼   ► different it's it's different but it has

00:20:40 ◼   ► a similar consistency to taffy okay but

00:20:44 ◼   ► they're very good

00:20:45 ◼   ► number two is a tie between sweet tarts

00:20:50 ◼   ► and swedish fish because I like the size

00:20:53 ◼   ► of different I know they're very

00:20:55 ◼   ► different

00:20:55 ◼   ► I think Swedish fish are gonna have to

00:20:57 ◼   ► go down to the number of my number five

00:20:59 ◼   ► so those are available year-round

00:21:02 ◼   ► everywhere like you I always guess we

00:21:04 ◼   ► just fish like in every candy bowl

00:21:05 ◼   ► everywhere I like the small ones I don't

00:21:08 ◼   ► like when they're too big I don't like

00:21:09 ◼   ► biting into a honkin fish and like

00:21:11 ◼   ► having to take two bites of a fish I

00:21:13 ◼   ► agree I like the mini ones there should

00:21:15 ◼   ► be one bite exactly single bite fishes

00:21:17 ◼   ► so but and I really love sweet tarts but

00:21:20 ◼   ► I don't want to get a whole roll of

00:21:22 ◼   ► sweet tarts I just want the three in the

00:21:23 ◼   ► little pack that's all I want and I

00:21:25 ◼   ► think they're delicious

00:21:26 ◼   ► number three is Reese's Pieces because I

00:21:29 ◼   ► mean come on Halloween they look like

00:21:31 ◼   ► Halloween and they're amazing they're so

00:21:33 ◼   ► good the whatever peanut butter is in

00:21:35 ◼   ► there it's just delicious and my number

00:21:39 ◼   ► one is Junior Mints

00:21:41 ◼   ► I love the Junior Mints yeah and I'm

00:21:44 ◼   ► looking that much I do I really like

00:21:46 ◼   ► them they're super refreshing now have

00:21:48 ◼   ► you have you ever been tempted to buy a

00:21:49 ◼   ► box of Junior Mints outside of Halloween

00:21:51 ◼   ► yes at movie theaters I will always get

00:21:53 ◼   ► a box of Junior Mints but we never ever

00:21:55 ◼   ► go to the movie so you don't know that

00:21:56 ◼   ► right yeah I think woman's last me went

00:21:58 ◼   ► to the movies like college I have no

00:22:00 ◼   ► idea but that is my go to movie candy or

00:22:02 ◼   ► is Junior Mints so I never go to the

00:22:05 ◼   ► movies though the only time I would get

00:22:07 ◼   ► a box of Junior Mints would be at

00:22:09 ◼   ► Halloween

00:22:10 ◼   ► so maybe actually maybe they shouldn't

00:22:12 ◼   ► be my number one because I rather have a

00:22:14 ◼   ► big box of them

00:22:16 ◼   ► hmmm this is a dilemma I know because

00:22:18 ◼   ► they're watching one of my my preferred

00:22:21 ◼   ► candies out of like you know the various

00:22:23 ◼   ► you know stock American candies that are

00:22:26 ◼   ► out there right there are let me get

00:22:28 ◼   ► this I really like fancy candy bars I

00:22:31 ◼   ► would rather eat fancy candy bars than

00:22:34 ◼   ► almost any of this junk

00:22:35 ◼   ► but oh definit we're talking about

00:22:36 ◼   ► Halloween candy so yeah Halloween candy

00:22:38 ◼   ► available in America mm-hmm

00:22:40 ◼   ► so in that case everything else would

00:22:42 ◼   ► just move up a slot and I'd add in

00:22:43 ◼   ► swedish fish so if I if I eliminated the

00:22:46 ◼   ► Junior Mints junior mint well