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Top Four 21: Fifty Flavors of Lies

 

00:00:00   hi uh good

00:00:03   hey good hey to YouTube good hey to you

00:00:06   as well it's fall it's good hey season I

00:00:09   don't know I still are the different

00:00:10   even hay and straw are we talking about

00:00:12   top 4 grass types here yes but you know

00:00:14   a lot of but he's never gonna talk about

00:00:16   something we know almost as much about

00:00:18   and that is top 4 Jelly Belly jelly bean

00:00:22   flavors now we decided though to mix it

00:00:25   up a little bit because Jelly Belly

00:00:28   flavors easy I assume everyone knows

00:00:30   what these are these are the fancy

00:00:31   little jelly beans the Jelly Belly a

00:00:33   stamp in the side that are really good

00:00:34   and way better than regular jelly beans

00:00:36   the problem is that many of them are

00:00:38   really really good and I think both of

00:00:40   us have a very hard time picking our top

00:00:43   four favorite flavors and I think almost

00:00:45   everybody who loves Jelly Belly's has

00:00:48   the same problem that we do which is we

00:00:50   like so many flavors really we like

00:00:53   almost all the flavors except a handful

00:00:55   of flavors that we absolutely hate so

00:00:57   we're going to be doing top 4 worst

00:00:59   jelly bean flavors Jelly Belly jelly

00:01:02   bean flavor is it because I don't know

00:01:04   about you but I am just vilely opposed

00:01:09   to certain flavors like they just oh I

00:01:13   remember that we were throat we threw

00:01:15   stuff out of car windows once I'm

00:01:18   getting off the rails here those that

00:01:19   was runts I'm so confused

00:01:21   yeah anyway but they're terrible and

00:01:23   they go instantly in the garbage we pick

00:01:25   out our worst flavors and we throw them

00:01:27   away so we have compiled some lists and

00:01:30   we also happen to have a huge box of

00:01:34   jelly beans ready to go with all 50

00:01:37   flavors and we're sticking to the 50

00:01:39   we're not gonna go to like the booger

00:01:41   beans or whatever the heck they have yes

00:01:43   it's what's currently the 50 official

00:01:45   flavors now there was some question

00:01:46   about how many official flavors there

00:01:48   actually are I always thought they were

00:01:50   40 do you know there you go they're all

00:01:53   here in this tray what's nice about

00:01:56   about the tray as opposed to like the

00:01:58   just getting like a big big jar of them

00:02:00   or a big bag is that the the tray has

00:02:03   I'm all separated by flavor and they has

00:02:04   like it has a big legend on the lid so

00:02:06   you can clearly see what the 50 flavors

00:02:08   are and you can tell them apart from

00:02:10   each other we sorted yea pre-sorted we

00:02:12   went with the luck

00:02:13   shuri pack yeah we couldn't be bothered

00:02:15   sorting beans yeah we shouldn't even

00:02:17   believe it was a little jewy as $15 on

00:02:19   Amazon mm-hmm anyway so I was on their

00:02:21   website unlike you I prepared and did my

00:02:23   homework and there are certainly the 50

00:02:26   beans the 50 flavors that are the

00:02:29   quintessential like solid flavors that

00:02:32   are available from Jelly Belly there is

00:02:34   50 it's a clear list sometimes they

00:02:38   change but very rarely and then you have

00:02:40   like all the bonus flavors that are in

00:02:41   different packs so we are totally

00:02:44   ignoring the bonus slavers and we're

00:02:45   just going with the 50 flavors and let

00:02:48   me tell you it is hard to find a bag

00:02:50   like 50 flavors because I went to like

00:02:52   seven stores looking for them and all I

00:02:55   could find were the little little dinky

00:02:57   xxx flavor packs it's like come on just

00:02:59   put 20 more beans in each bag and it's

00:03:01   like all the flavors just go forth why

00:03:05   what is happening at this Factory just I

00:03:07   don't know just duh well III think like

00:03:10   when you when you have these these giant

00:03:12   like gift box style ones like most

00:03:14   people who are just buying it for

00:03:15   themselves they're gonna be buying just

00:03:17   the bags or the jugs or whatever like

00:03:20   the the tubs but they're not gonna be

00:03:22   buying like these these big fancy gift

00:03:23   boxes most of the time and they take up

00:03:25   a lot of space in a store shelf so I can

00:03:26   see why it's hard to find yeah but I

00:03:28   mean but in the little bags they have 30

00:03:30   flavors in those little tiny bags in all

00:03:33   the grocery stores in everywhere that I

00:03:34   went but it it leaves out 20 flavors and

00:03:37   so I was assuming because we were

00:03:39   planning on doing our worst the most

00:03:41   hated flavors because it was only 30

00:03:44   flavors in a bag that they would

00:03:45   probably eliminate some of the worst

00:03:47   flavors because let's all admit there

00:03:49   are horrible flavors so yeah we had to

00:03:53   make sure that we had all 50 so that way

00:03:54   we can try and you know reassure

00:03:57   ourselves that yes this is terrible and

00:04:00   honestly though I think of my list I

00:04:02   think they would all be they would

00:04:04   certainly all make the cut for 40

00:04:06   flavors I think they might also be in

00:04:08   the 30 flavors I'm gonna do some

00:04:10   research and see but the ones that I

00:04:11   have as my worst I I think we would have

00:04:15   had them also in these smaller flavor

00:04:17   things because certainly there are times

00:04:19   when I will buy like a small pouch of

00:04:22   beans to snack on like you know if on a

00:04:24   trip or something or Furla plane

00:04:26   knocking beans yeah of course and and I

00:04:30   almost always encounter my least

00:04:32   favorite flavors no matter what the

00:04:34   packaging is that the beans came in all

00:04:36   right so I'm gonna start here and first

00:04:39   of all my number four least favorite

00:04:42   flavor so it is the least less favors of

00:04:46   the flavor the flavor that you are least

00:04:48   offended by out of these four I guess so

00:04:51   uh well then that's not the same thing I

00:04:53   want to start with my number three

00:04:54   because I wanted to talk about this

00:04:56   particular one first because I already

00:04:58   started so the one I want to talk about

00:05:00   it's cinnamon cinnamon is horrible it

00:05:04   ruins everything you think you're gonna

00:05:05   be getting like a nice sweet cherry or

00:05:09   strawberry or a watermelon I don't know

00:05:12   there's like a lot of red beans you

00:05:14   think you're just gonna pop in something

00:05:15   sweet and you get cinnamon and there's

00:05:18   two terrible cinnamons so there is a

00:05:20   sizzling cinnamon and a regular cinnamon

00:05:23   but what the heck why are you wasting a

00:05:26   bean flavor on a sizzling cinnamon so

00:05:29   they are literally in this box they're

00:05:30   they're legit there's a cinnamon and

00:05:32   there's a sizzling cinnamon and they

00:05:34   both look pretty much the same and I'm

00:05:36   gonna try them to make sure I hate them

00:05:38   that's always good so interestingly

00:05:42   wrestling cinnamon is dotted yeah the

00:05:45   sizzling cinnamon has little orange

00:05:47   flecks on it so you can't like they're

00:05:49   both red beans I'm just gonna come out

00:05:51   right here and say cinnamon was my

00:05:52   number one because for for similar

00:05:55   reasons I also am highly offended when I

00:05:57   encounter one unexpectedly because the

00:06:00   regular cinnamon like I've learned the

00:06:03   speckled orange ones are also terrible

00:06:04   cinnamon and I I too have no idea why

00:06:07   this is two separate flavors could I

00:06:08   taste them both a few minutes ago and it

00:06:11   tastes the same to me I really can't

00:06:12   tell them apart like okay and the

00:06:14   regular cinnamon looks exactly like the

00:06:16   very cherry or the sour cherry and again

00:06:18   why are the two cherries pens are that

00:06:20   different from the red apple because

00:06:21   pick a cherry put the sour in with the

00:06:24   sour ones that are totally separate

00:06:26   group why are they involved in the 50

00:06:28   flavors I don't know alright sizzling

00:06:31   the cinnamon is the first one up I'm

00:06:32   going to try to make sure I hit it

00:06:37   yeah the worst thing is like when you

00:06:39   eat cinnamon like it ruins your palate

00:06:41   but the next couple of minutes like you

00:06:43   just taste cinnamon in your mouth like

00:06:44   it ruins everything for it for a bit I'm

00:06:46   having a problem but I kind of like this

00:06:48   it tastes like what big red gum yeah

00:06:52   that's also terrible i cynical flavor it

00:06:55   by um I don't know whole rant and I'm so

00:06:57   angry this is the egg bagel thing oh no

00:07:00   my world alright are you call the

00:07:03   cinnamon ones i I've just so well

00:07:05   sizzling cinnamon was good let me try

00:07:07   the regular cinnamon what's the

00:07:08   difference I hope that's all we're doing

00:07:13   I'm eating it on the other side of my

00:07:15   mouth to make sure is that fair

00:07:17   alright I think your tongue symmetrical

00:07:22   with their taste but maybe and I front

00:07:24   to back is not they taste identical

00:07:26   that's not see Danakil that's what I

00:07:28   thought

00:07:29   like there's no reason to hat so like

00:07:31   the main problem with cinnamon is that

00:07:34   right it's hard to avoid if you're gonna

00:07:36   eat any of the red ones there's a high

00:07:37   risk here to accidentally bite into a

00:07:39   cinnamon one at some point why have the

00:07:41   one that is unmarked why not just keep

00:07:43   the sizzling cinnamon that has the

00:07:44   orange flecks on because they pretty

00:07:45   much taste the same any nuance of

00:07:47   different flavor just isn't it's it's

00:07:49   not different enough yeah it is matter

00:07:52   anyway maybe cinnamon even though I kind

00:07:55   of just liked it Rick just now it might

00:07:56   make the list because it's annoying yeah

00:07:59   mine it's my number one because it is

00:08:00   both the most offensive taste to me and

00:08:02   the hardest to avoid well I don't know

00:08:04   what's happening today because I really

00:08:05   just like that Wow the world has turned

00:08:08   upside down

00:08:09   alright Sinan's all Celeste I can light

00:08:10   it Wow you gotta find a new number 3 yep

00:08:14   that's ok I have a whole bunch I'm ready

00:08:16   to go yes alright what do you want to

00:08:17   talk about one I kind of just did I told

00:08:19   you sometimes with my number one but

00:08:21   right you see it back to you well you're

00:08:23   the one that went and tasted all the

00:08:24   beans before we started recording and I

00:08:26   was trying to be cool and taste all the

00:08:28   beans kind of like with everybody cuz I

00:08:29   had no way to rank you didn't have like

00:08:32   an idea no I had some ideas but I really

00:08:35   wanted to see them and to see like how

00:08:36   bad are they really my decision was that

00:08:39   most of them are that bad but you might

00:08:40   be going the other way

00:08:41   ok I have found that like you mentioned

00:08:44   earlier that like that you were like

00:08:45   like some of them just seemed very vile

00:08:47   to you my opinion of the ones I disliked

00:08:50   was much stronger

00:08:51   when I was younger and maybe that's

00:08:53   because I had like more taste buds they

00:08:54   hadn't all died off yet I don't know

00:08:55   what the reason is maybe I just had

00:08:56   stronger opinions or were just more

00:08:58   uptight I don't know but as an adult I

00:09:01   find the flavors I don't like less

00:09:04   offensive than I did when I was younger

00:09:06   all right I'm gonna go to another

00:09:08   typically hated one and that is licorice

00:09:12   and then I'm gonna try that see where

00:09:14   that you should try that I agree all

00:09:17   right so I will begin this discussion by

00:09:19   saying licorice wasn't my number three

00:09:21   because ah yeah do you like licorice I

00:09:26   don't I don't know I mean like so I in

00:09:28   my research before the show see I did do

00:09:30   some homework

00:09:31   I discovered that I'm knitting it out

00:09:33   though well I suppose with me

00:09:35   so I discovered that anise and fennel

00:09:37   are not actually the same thing as

00:09:39   licorice like they're not the same plant

00:09:40   I always thought that like anise was

00:09:43   licorice flavor but it's not it they're

00:09:44   similar tasting but they're not the same

00:09:46   plant and I like anise and fennel

00:09:48   flavors in a lot of things sometimes but

00:09:51   licorice just always seems too extreme

00:09:54   for me and I tried this before the show

00:09:55   and I did not actually like it it was

00:09:59   like one of the only ones that I was

00:10:00   really like I really don't want this

00:10:02   again I didn't spit it out though what's

00:10:04   happening to you I don't know I had all

00:10:07   these ideas do we have to change the

00:10:09   topic of the show uh to the topic of top

00:10:12   four Jelly Belly flavors that TIFF

00:10:14   thought she didn't like but turns out

00:10:16   she doesn't hate that top four

00:10:18   turnarounds I just keep going because

00:10:21   this is yeah just keep going it's a TIF

00:10:23   show so what did you want to say about

00:10:25   licorice before you f you try didn't

00:10:26   realize that you secretly liked it all

00:10:27   this time I was gonna say I don't like

00:10:28   it moving on to another flavor that I

00:10:34   typically do not like and I'm really

00:10:36   scared that I might like it now and

00:10:38   that's bubblegum since I have no list

00:10:40   that's a good one bubble comes a good

00:10:42   one I that that one did not make my list

00:10:44   but I find it I have something something

00:10:47   related that kind of includes this

00:10:48   embalming licorice so it's kind of a

00:10:51   weird combo they have their whole recipe

00:10:53   book to I don't know if I want to dive

00:10:54   into that but oh yeah we definitely want

00:10:56   to do the recipes so what do you thing

00:10:59   about we'll go yeah I don't like this

00:11:00   one at all yep so bubblegum I I don't I

00:11:05   wouldn't say I hate it but I would

00:11:07   certainly be disappointed if I if I

00:11:08   found myself eating one and then

00:11:10   actually it's getting better

00:11:11   oh my god it's sugar its sugar that's

00:11:14   what it is you like sugar and they

00:11:16   something like all these flavors even

00:11:18   the flavors that taste gross when you're

00:11:20   a kid like they're still just sugar and

00:11:22   so like sugar is good you know you're

00:11:24   still gonna enjoy a part of it I feel

00:11:26   like I feel like the Jelly Belly

00:11:28   corporation is pulling something over on

00:11:30   us because we would throw away these

00:11:33   flavors and now I still do I we have

00:11:36   like a little short like like a little

00:11:38   like 4 ounce cylinder of these in the

00:11:41   cabinet that we bought a couple weeks

00:11:42   ago on a trip and I've been snacking on

00:11:45   them but I've left behind all the ones I

00:11:48   don't like because I'd rather just and

00:11:50   part of it is like I'd rather not even

00:11:51   spend the calories on flavors I don't

00:11:54   like very much just a bean yeah but I

00:11:56   like to have like you know a small

00:11:58   handful of them like all right do you

00:12:01   have one alright so while we're on the

00:12:03   subject of the pink the bubblegum flavor

00:12:07   my number four so we've already talked

00:12:09   about my number one and three here are

00:12:11   your crazy ordering my number four is

00:12:14   kind of a meta category all of the

00:12:16   various pink ones because what do you

00:12:19   have against pink man the pink Jelly

00:12:21   Belly flavors there there's lots of

00:12:23   flavors that look vaguely pink and

00:12:25   they're all pretty mediocre and it seems

00:12:28   and this is probably just like I'm sure

00:12:31   this is some kind of bias that isn't

00:12:33   real but it's it seems to me that

00:12:36   whenever I get a container of Jelly

00:12:39   Belly's that I seem like I'm always

00:12:41   fishing through a million different pink

00:12:43   ones to fish out the better flavors that

00:12:45   I actually want to eat candy is awesome

00:12:48   why wouldn't you like candy it's just

00:12:50   none of all the Penguins I don't I don't

00:12:51   like hate any of them it's just they

00:12:54   just don't there's all mediocre there it

00:12:57   just tastes like a sea of mediocrity to

00:12:59   me and like I really like all I love

00:13:01   someone like the fruit flavors like the

00:13:02   citrus ones I love the toasted

00:13:04   marshmallow and the Frank vanilla and

00:13:06   though and the pear the juicy pear is

00:13:07   wonderful like I love swinging these

00:13:10   flavors strawberry cheesecake you don't

00:13:12   like that one it just is just pink it's

00:13:14   all the pink one they all taste I mean

00:13:17   they're fine but it

00:13:18   it's not like they're not amazing you

00:13:20   know I will say that the strawberry

00:13:22   daiquiri is the one because I recognize

00:13:25   the look of that that's the one Bible

00:13:27   that I will pick out and eat if I if I

00:13:28   want something think but all the rest of

00:13:31   them just kind of clutter up the

00:13:32   container and get in the way as I'm

00:13:33   trying to fish around for the good fruit

00:13:35   flavors strawberry daiquiri and

00:13:36   strawberry cheesecake tastes very

00:13:37   similar see I think I think 50 flavors

00:13:39   kind of BS it has more like maybe 36

00:13:43   like unique flavors it's stretching them

00:13:46   out a little bit I don't know all these

00:13:47   people it tastes good to me I laid all

00:13:49   the penguin alright good there's a whole

00:13:51   bunch of them in the cabinet a little

00:13:52   cylinder oh I'm gonna get one with more

00:13:58   dots and that's another thing too like a

00:14:00   lot of these are only identifiable by

00:14:02   their certain dot patterns and

00:14:04   Jellybelly seems fairly inconsistent

00:14:06   with how many dots you get on each one

00:14:09   so he's pretty taste just like bubblegum

00:14:10   yeah exactly because all the pink ones

00:14:13   tastes about the same no tutti fruity

00:14:15   bubblegum

00:14:16   she's totally different one cotton candy

00:14:18   and cotton candy tastes totally

00:14:19   different from the two strawberries

00:14:24   anyway so you're number three is my

00:14:29   number four is all the pink ones number

00:14:32   three is licorice number one is cinnamon

00:14:34   with a honorable mention towards

00:14:36   sizzling cinnamon in number one but at

00:14:38   least sizzling cinnamon has the orange

00:14:40   flecks on it so you can tell it apart

00:14:41   from regular from everything else

00:14:42   whereas real cinnamon is both offensive

00:14:44   and can't be told apart easily from the

00:14:46   cherry flavors I'm adding two D fruity

00:14:48   to the Bubblegum because they're

00:14:50   basically the same yeah that's fair

00:14:51   totally fair alright now I think we have

00:14:54   to make C because the only one left on

00:14:55   my list is number two I have to mention

00:14:57   it cuz I'm sure it's on your list and

00:14:59   it's if I had to guess what is the most

00:15:01   controversial Jelly Belly flavor the one

00:15:03   that is most hated and most liked at the

00:15:05   same time I think it has to be buttered

00:15:08   popcorn everyone either loves it or

00:15:13   hates it and there's there's no there's

00:15:16   no middle opinion nobody is just like

00:15:17   yeah that's that's decent no everyone

00:15:19   either like throws away the better

00:15:21   popcorns like violently out of their car

00:15:22   windows when they find them or they go

00:15:25   and want to buy a whole bag of just

00:15:26   buttered popcorns let me anyone you

00:15:29   should i I I ate one before the show and

00:15:30   and see there's there's also

00:15:32   the new kindle new ish candy corn flavor

00:15:35   which you should also try it looks like

00:15:37   butter popcorn but the the flecks are

00:15:38   kind of orangey instead of yellow and I

00:15:41   I tried them both I found the candy corn

00:15:44   was was okay I don't think I would want

00:15:48   to eat it oh it's like licking a movie

00:15:53   theater oh it's so bad so now I'm

00:15:56   curious all the other ones you hated you

00:15:58   came around to while eating them and

00:16:00   said oh that's actually kind of good is

00:16:02   that going to happen with this one I

00:16:03   feel like it's licking what a movie

00:16:05   theater smells like that's a very good

00:16:11   description yeah all my teeth now we

00:16:15   curious I don't know if you need to if

00:16:16   you want to cleanse your palate on it

00:16:17   but try the try the candy corn one which

00:16:21   it's like airlie caramel corn whatever

00:16:22   it is you're confused as I asked you to

00:16:25   buy candy corn yes because it's more in

00:16:27   season candy corn is awesome all right

00:16:29   so try try the caramel good otherwise

00:16:32   just like a little hard you have to buy

00:16:35   candy corn in season okay caramel corn

00:16:37   yeah caramel corn has some of the same

00:16:41   offensiveness as buttered popcorn but

00:16:42   it's not I I think I think it's it's a

00:16:45   better taste but that is vile too that

00:16:47   is terrible

00:16:48   interesting so neither of these flavors

00:16:51   have redeemed themselves do you see I

00:16:53   actually found like like the the the the

00:16:55   caramel corn one was not offensive

00:16:58   enough to make my bottom for however I

00:17:00   still won't eat it if I come across it

00:17:02   in a bag of Jelly Bellies okay but

00:17:05   sitting here really thinking about it

00:17:07   really tasting it absorbing the flavor

00:17:09   of the two corn flavors they are

00:17:12   terrible but I didn't spit it out

00:17:18   and it's kind of fun getting a terrible

00:17:20   one in the middle of a whole bunch of

00:17:21   stuff I have to say that's kind of fun I

00:17:24   think you've just uncovered why they do

00:17:26   this I think so too because it's fun

00:17:28   anyway so let me try I also had banana

00:17:31   on my list cuz I usually hate the flavor

00:17:32   of fake banana so I'm gonna go this is

00:17:35   even on here I couldn't see it I know

00:17:36   it's usually yellow with brown specks

00:17:38   where there it is hot banana top banana

00:17:40   that's

00:17:40   I'm the top banana see I can't enjoy

00:17:43   that so like I have an actual real-life

00:17:44   banana allergy we're being as an avocado

00:17:46   just give me a massive stomachaches your

00:17:48   top banana thank you and so because of

00:17:50   that even within a flavor I can't enjoy

00:17:53   anymore because I feel like it'll give

00:17:55   me a stomachache even though it doesn't

00:17:56   in this kind of flow yeah bananas not

00:17:58   good and so I just I can't like it just

00:17:59   tastes like I shouldn't be eating it I

00:18:01   do not like the banana so that also

00:18:03   doesn't redeem itself after after

00:18:05   tasting no you want to a sponsor and I'm

00:18:08   gonna eat some more all right now I need

00:18:12   to reconstitute my list here so I'm

00:18:14   pretty sure both of the corns and some

00:18:17   banana and Toodee free okay all right we

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00:20:12   better way to cook okay I found a new

00:20:14   one I hate the most

00:20:16   Wow more than liquor or night so what's

00:20:19   the deal so licorice you decided you

00:20:21   kind of liked it was it's like tolerable

00:20:24   I don't know okay so licorice and

00:20:26   cinnamon you will know I kind of like

00:20:28   the commercial tolerate I don't know is

00:20:31   happening to me I'm getting old

00:20:32   something's happening in my mouth and

00:20:33   these things that I used to hate I'm not

00:20:36   hating some of him are you okay do you

00:20:37   like go see somebody or I don't know I

00:20:39   don't know I don't know okay anyway

00:20:43   lemon lemon is the worst so let me try

00:20:47   let me tell you why lemons the worst

00:20:49   because it tastes like floor cleaner it

00:20:51   is terrible you did not just eat a lemon

00:20:55   did you there's two different lemons see

00:20:56   you just ate the Sunkist lemon yeah the

00:20:58   Sun cos lemon is good lemon drop it

00:21:01   you've got to have the lemon drop

00:21:02   because that was earlier it's bad yeah

00:21:04   it tastes like Lysol

00:21:06   it really does Oh Terry it's a very bad

00:21:08   yeah it was not bad enough to make my to

00:21:11   make my bottom four lemon behinds all

00:21:13   that so it tastes like yeah yet a lemon

00:21:15   drop flavor is really quite revolting

00:21:17   because I completely agree it tastes

00:21:19   like lemon chemicals like it does not

00:21:20   taste like actual lemon the actual lemon

00:21:22   flavor so the the lemon drop flavor that

00:21:25   we're talking about is should be

00:21:25   cleaning your house with it yes eating

00:21:27   it is a clear issue yellow bean with

00:21:29   with opaque white spots on it and the

00:21:33   regular lemon is just the clearest

00:21:35   yellow bean yep Island punch was pretty

00:21:37   bad too but yeah lemon the lemon drop

00:21:40   you're talking about Lemon Drop terrible

00:21:42   that is my new number one Wow might even

00:21:45   be worse than licorice that's pretty

00:21:47   impressive is that are you interested

00:21:49   about this now because I made those

00:21:50   macaroons last week to taste like lemon

00:21:51   lemon flavor no I just always I never I

00:21:54   didn't like those macarons either well

00:21:56   any terrible yeah but lemon fake this

00:22:00   fake lemon is really really bad at least

00:22:03   licorice taste like real licorice and

00:22:05   I've never cleaned anything with a

00:22:07   liqueur

00:22:08   cent lower flavor that tastes like the

00:22:10   way this lemon tastes maybe because you

00:22:12   know you like lemon think that maybe we

00:22:14   should only leave lemon things

00:22:15   maybe we should only clean things with

00:22:17   flavors that we don't like so that way

00:22:19   they won't ruin any flavors that we do

00:22:20   well because I still like lavender and

00:22:22   mint and all that kind of stuff but this

00:22:24   is just lemon is different than whatever

00:22:27   this was is there anything else you want

00:22:29   to eat or if you just eaten them all

00:22:30   secretly without me I've eaten all these

00:22:32   the whole time no I mean like I I really

00:22:35   do love a lot of these flavors I'm a

00:22:37   huge fan of jelly but that's why I

00:22:38   wanted to do this episode because I

00:22:39   can't like I like almost the entire set

00:22:41   there's only a few that I really really

00:22:43   don't like but really most of them I

00:22:45   like a lot I also will give honorable

00:22:49   crappy mention to coconut coconut almost

00:22:52   made my top my bottom for here what Kobe

00:22:55   that's one of my favorites what I don't

00:22:57   like about it it's similar to your to

00:22:58   your lemon issue

00:23:00   it tastes like artificial coconut

00:23:02   flavoring Sunkiss lime is also terrible

00:23:04   really let me say where's oh my gosh

00:23:06   it's just the same as the lemon one but

00:23:08   a lime version mm-hmm that's bad no that

00:23:12   one I like mmm it's getting worse hmm Oh

00:23:18   No

00:23:19   the worst ones the pear one no the pears

00:23:22   good no the pet no I'm trying the lemon

00:23:27   lime for comparison it's just gonna be

00:23:29   both of them together in one awful bean

00:23:31   lemon lime is excellent it's one of my

00:23:33   favorites Sunkist lime I I don't I'm not

00:23:36   as offended by it as you are but it's

00:23:38   it's not too bad I wouldn't I would

00:23:41   still eat it you know

00:23:42   all right I'm changing my list because

00:23:43   now this is Terrell the worst one is

00:23:46   pear the second one is lemon and the

00:23:50   third worst one is lime I think then

00:23:52   followed by um banana oh my god who are

00:23:57   you who are you these are horrible at

00:24:01   least at least now I like you're not

00:24:03   gonna be competing for me with the pears

00:24:04   that often times the pear it like I save

00:24:06   it for last in in a grouping because I

00:24:09   like it so much that the pear if I had

00:24:11   to pick my number one favorite flavor it

00:24:13   would be a tough call between probably

00:24:14   pear toasted marshmallow maybe some of

00:24:16   the citrus ones lemon lime is just as

00:24:19   bad as the other one

00:24:20   it seemed like you just really do not

00:24:21   like the citrus flavoring method they

00:24:23   use no it is okay yeah Wow pear lemon

00:24:29   lime lemon lime whichever ones you want

00:24:32   which of these 50 flavors of Lies they

00:24:34   are oh I wish we had that kind of title

00:24:41   maybe we should use it yeah so I'm

00:24:46   pretty much done III the main things I

00:24:49   don't like about about the the flavors

00:24:52   that I chose to put here keep talking

00:24:53   and keep eating okay

00:24:54   my the main things that offend me with

00:24:56   Jelly Belly's are when a certain flavor

00:24:59   is very difficult to distinguish from

00:25:01   what I like and it tastes very very

00:25:03   different from what I'm expecting from

00:25:04   that look so that's why I like cinnamon

00:25:06   is my number one because it looks so

00:25:07   much like the cherry ones it's almost

00:25:10   impossible to tell them apart the the

00:25:12   buttered popcorn sometimes the the

00:25:14   yellow spots on the white bean are a

00:25:17   little faded and and not that many of

00:25:19   them so sometimes buttered popcorn hides

00:25:20   and you think it's like a coconut or

00:25:22   french vanilla or toasted marshmallow

00:25:24   and you find out very much so it's not I

00:25:26   try to avoid the ones that will confuse

00:25:28   me into thinking there's something good

00:25:29   when there's something very very

00:25:30   different have you tried the margarita

00:25:31   one I don't know it's good it almost

00:25:34   hates alcohol II just kind of neat it

00:25:37   can be very easily confused with all the

00:25:38   other green yeah which one of which

00:25:41   isn't lime and terrible sorry Sunkist

00:25:43   lime

00:25:44   sorry Sunkiss bad branding when did they

00:25:47   start doing this cross-promotion brain

00:25:48   anything but like so many the flavor is

00:25:49   now labeled Sunkist something well dr.

00:25:51   pepper yeah well they always had root

00:25:54   beer and cream soda which are now

00:25:54   labeled

00:25:55   AMW I don't know if they always were so

00:25:57   I just tried this margarita one I

00:25:58   actually I'm not crazy about the mercury

00:26:01   one I think it has the similar problem

00:26:03   that you're complaining about with the

00:26:04   citrus ones of tasting kind of

00:26:05   artificial leaf oh no I like that one

00:26:08   awesome yes I agree dr. pepper is a very

00:26:10   good one I also I'm not a big fan of the

00:26:13   various coffee flavored ones it seems

00:26:16   like most of those have been booted out

00:26:17   the cappuccino one is that I think the

00:26:19   only one that's left

00:26:20   honestly watermelon isn't that good the

00:26:22   watermelon does not taste like regular

00:26:24   other candy watermelons I actually like

00:26:27   the water my I don't love it I won't go

00:26:29   out of my way for it I when I was a kid

00:26:30   I loved it a lot more it's it's okay

00:26:33   but I I like the cappuccino I don't

00:26:36   dislike it it's just like it doesn't do

00:26:37   anything for me it tastes like crap

00:26:38   Pacino winter chases which is pretty

00:26:41   much what my brother calls powdered

00:26:43   cappuccino mix all the crappuccino you

00:26:47   have to beat that the cantaloupe one is

00:26:49   excellent is it it really is like I've

00:26:52   always liked this flavor I it's I had to

00:26:55   try it again to just make sure top row

00:26:56   fourth one it it's I love that flavor

00:26:58   it's really good and I don't like I

00:27:00   don't like it we can cloves is that much

00:27:02   like I'll eat them they're fine that is

00:27:04   really good right it looks really good

00:27:06   oh man everyone listening to this you

00:27:08   just get this box and eat because it's

00:27:10   so awesome people put the affiliate yeah

00:27:14   please do because everyone should order

00:27:15   this box and then listen to this podcast

00:27:17   and eat it yeah haha what sorry about

00:27:24   all my wheel noises because we're

00:27:25   rolling back what was in front of the

00:27:27   box what you need to try I tried earlier

00:27:28   the chili mango the top right but then

00:27:30   one in set diagonally from it I I was

00:27:33   not crazy about this because it is spicy

00:27:34   and it was kind of weird to have a spicy

00:27:36   like that kind of heat in a jelly bean

00:27:38   mmm I like that though just wait a

00:27:40   second that's got some serious Heat

00:27:49   Jessie I just read the grapefruit and I

00:27:51   like grapefruit flavor things a lot they

00:27:53   great for it's only just okay though

00:27:54   it's cut it's really forgettable it's

00:27:56   there's nothing really real there are we

00:27:59   sure we've gotten all these flavors

00:28:00   before cuz I don't remember ever

00:28:02   accidentally eating one of these chili

00:28:03   mango and that very good eye well first

00:28:05   of all it's really there's heat there I

00:28:08   know first of all I think we almost

00:28:09   always get 30 or 40 flavors not 50 and

00:28:12   then second of all that might be a new

00:28:14   flavor because as you mentioned earlier

00:28:15   these do occasionally rotate out and get

00:28:17   new flavors in so that that might be a

00:28:19   new one I do love me some peach though

00:28:22   peach vanilla coconut those are like my

00:28:25   go-to favorites but a lot of these other

00:28:28   ones now that we're trying I really kind

00:28:29   of like them like the margarita and the

00:28:31   chili mango that was good in the

00:28:32   cappuccino cherry is a good standby to

00:28:35   also I'm a big fan of the the cream soda

00:28:37   too

00:28:37   and the dr. pepper is very good because

00:28:40   it tastes so much like actual Dr Pepper

00:28:42   watch out for Island plum what is that

00:28:45   and probably a plum that was no island

00:28:47   punch it's not very good there's no

00:28:49   grape is there really no great you know

00:28:52   it's like it's a probably purple no I

00:28:54   mean like every other tracks chocolate

00:28:55   pudding every other jelly bean company

00:28:58   or whatever makes grape they're always

00:29:00   the purple one and so like if they don't

00:29:02   really need to make great chocolate

00:29:04   pudding could be better that's not

00:29:06   terrible

00:29:06   cream soda is still amazing I'm also a

00:29:08   big fan of orange sherbert like it's

00:29:10   these these are flavors are just like

00:29:12   remind me of childhood because they

00:29:14   existed forever ago like when I first

00:29:16   discover these as a kid and they like

00:29:19   every like no kid is offended by the

00:29:21   flavor of cream soda or on short word

00:29:23   like that's pretty much universal like

00:29:25   then I wouldn't put them in like my very

00:29:27   very top list but I always will hit

00:29:29   those when I'm grabbing a handful sour

00:29:32   cherry tastes awesome sour cherry just

00:29:34   like all the things that were candy with

00:29:36   in the eighties plums good

00:29:38   I like the plum yeah I've had that one

00:29:40   I've had them a lot before alright

00:29:42   I'm definitely sure pear is the worst I

00:29:45   love the pear it is the worst

00:29:48   I wonder if payors is controversial but

00:29:51   a popcorn because I like butter popcorn

00:29:55   way better than I like that pear but you

00:29:57   know that crazy about paired I buy a

00:29:59   pair a little time and you never eat one

00:30:00   no I don't cause I don't like pear right

00:30:02   so there that might have something to do

00:30:05   that because the flavor of the pear one

00:30:07   is fairly authentic like it does taste a

00:30:09   lot like real but I'm okay with like

00:30:11   little pieces of pear in my salad that

00:30:13   doesn't really count that's like I'm

00:30:15   okay with pair of all I can cover it

00:30:16   with dressing and a billion other

00:30:18   vegetables that cheese I don't put

00:30:21   cheese on my salad

00:30:22   sometimes your salads includes you if

00:30:23   you're getting a salad that is prepared

00:30:25   by somebody else that has pear in it it

00:30:26   is very likely to also have goat cheese

00:30:28   okay possibly walnuts I'm going with

00:30:30   pear lemon lime and then lemon lime you

00:30:36   got that yeah what is it so I'm very

00:30:38   confused what is it what is your what is

00:30:40   your list my list stays the same as what

00:30:42   I said earlier

00:30:42   what is your list again alright the ones

00:30:45   that I thought would be the most

00:30:45   offensive I'm not offended by as much as

00:30:48   I am offended by and my number one worst

00:30:50   one is pear number two is lemon number

00:30:53   three is Lyman number four is lemon lime

00:30:55   Oh

00:30:59   my remain number one cinnamon number two

00:31:01   buttered popcorn number three licorice

00:31:03   number four all the pink ones I can't

00:31:05   believe I like licorice more than all

00:31:08   four of those flavors well it's all

00:31:10   yours I'm shocked I don't really want to

00:31:12   eat it though

00:31:13   but I don't want it I would eat it

00:31:14   before I do all of those other ones so I

00:31:16   guess that that's why the list is the

00:31:18   list all right so it sends you these

00:31:20   combos recipes yes so the the Jelly

00:31:23   Belly box has come with a recipe book

00:31:25   that gives you a couple we have six here

00:31:27   there's six combos that form recipes

00:31:30   seven there's seven combos there's one

00:31:32   on top

00:31:33   oh the banana split is on top we almost

00:31:34   forgot the banana split how could we

00:31:36   possibly forget that one you can't have

00:31:38   it so I'll make myself I can have it oh

00:31:40   right it's a real stomachache it just

00:31:43   reminds me of the real stomachaches that

00:31:45   should be fun yeah so let's let's read

00:31:47   some and split here we get me need a

00:31:49   banana excuse me a top but you read and

00:31:52   I'll make all right so your apron yes

00:31:54   made two copies all right a top banana

00:31:58   french vanilla strawberry jam chocolate

00:32:02   pudding and very cherry so we just like

00:32:06   shove it in our mouth and chomp them all

00:32:08   up basically at the same time yeah

00:32:19   [Laughter]

00:32:25   [Music]

00:32:26   it just tastes like a whole bunch of

00:32:29   jellybeans yeah I mean it's been a very

00:32:32   very long time they've had a banna split

00:32:34   like since childhood I think but I'm

00:32:37   pretty sure this tastes nothing like it

00:32:40   just tastes like a whole bunch of

00:32:41   jellybeans yeah okay next one that one's

00:32:46   ant yeah banana splits definitely a dud

00:32:49   all right tiramisu is next so it's cream

00:32:50   soda

00:32:51   cappuccino two cappuccinos yeah two

00:32:56   cappuccinos each yeah well I guess they

00:33:01   don't have like a Kahlua flavor or a

00:33:03   ladyfingers flavor so they can't they

00:33:05   can't make a true tiramisu and chocolate

00:33:07   pudding

00:33:08   yeah just for being so dough might

00:33:11   actually make it better to have like

00:33:12   fewer flavors

00:33:13   feeding for attention all right here

00:33:15   goes yep you know what that's kind of

00:33:19   good I think that one works so I've had

00:33:23   a lot of tiramisu recently like I have

00:33:25   it all the time like we were at

00:33:26   restaurants we definitely taste the most

00:33:28   like the crappuccino I would say it

00:33:31   tastes almost nothing like tiramisu and

00:33:35   it tastes mostly like a bunch of jelly

00:33:36   beans but this time the the chocolate /

00:33:39   cappuccino flavor is strong enough that

00:33:41   it tastes you know the first one tasted

00:33:44   like an explosion of sugary fruit this

00:33:46   wouldn't taste like an explosion of

00:33:47   sugary chocolate okay yeah it is mostly

00:33:50   the cappuccino since there were two

00:33:51   beans yeah all right what's next all

00:33:53   right next is fruit salad which is

00:33:55   probably not gonna help that that issue

00:33:57   it seems it seems like a BS one that's

00:34:02   called jelly beans like just eat jelly

00:34:04   beans in it so I I would also propose we

00:34:07   might want to skip the root beer float

00:34:09   because it's just - root beer than a

00:34:11   cream soda yeah okay next one what's our

00:34:16   next one this one has more promise this

00:34:17   is s'mores

00:34:18   all right so this is although hmm

00:34:21   there's a caramel corn it's a risk all

00:34:23   right caramel corn chocolate pudding and

00:34:27   two toasted marshmallows what's a s'more

00:34:32   s'mores only have one marshmallow no

00:34:34   they have two graham crackers well

00:34:36   bye-bye volume I think they're mostly

00:34:38   marshmallow it's not marshmallow

00:34:40   chocolate oh gosh my mic fell apart yeah

00:34:45   okay that not twist that part I'll just

00:34:47   hold it okay

00:34:52   waggle around look at me I'm a monster

00:34:57   okay all right so let's try these

00:35:01   s'mores one ruined my caramel corn

00:35:03   chocolate pudding into toasted

00:35:04   marshmallows lot chewing and well me my

00:35:08   teeth are starting to hurt why we always

00:35:09   hurt ourselves for the show

00:35:12   hmm no that doesn't taste very good

00:35:15   no and and this is I love the toast

00:35:18   marshmallow flavor by itself it's one of

00:35:19   my favorites I told you it's too much

00:35:20   marshmallow not this much marshmallow in

00:35:22   sports well the biggest thing is like

00:35:24   we're missing the graham cracker like

00:35:25   that's and the under chocolate

00:35:27   putting element here is barely chocolaty

00:35:28   so that doesn't work at all I just

00:35:31   my entire master's taste now like the

00:35:33   caramel corn flavor and it ruined this

00:35:35   perfectly good toasted marshmallows that

00:35:37   I would have enjoyed separately so now

00:35:38   I'm mad okay now the next one is pink

00:35:44   lemonade and this is kind of interesting

00:35:45   because like they didn't reduce their

00:35:49   fractions here it's two cotton candies

00:35:51   and two Sunkist lemon so why not just

00:35:55   have one cotton candy in one lemon no

00:36:00   the Sunkist lemon though not at least

00:36:01   not the Lemon Drop I ate the caramel

00:36:04   corn

00:36:04   so it's cotton candy and lemon yeah this

00:36:07   is supposed to make a pink lemonade does

00:36:10   pink lemonade have an official

00:36:11   definition like what is usually pink

00:36:13   about it there are pink lemons that's

00:36:19   true but it probably was supposed to be

00:36:22   from pink lemons and then we just made

00:36:24   it sugar powder because we're modern and

00:36:27   awesome

00:36:28   that was pretty good I found that is

00:36:32   good yeah that's not here for one well

00:36:35   yep so far it well there's one more

00:36:36   although it's also kind of BSE

00:36:39   chocolate-covered cherries and it's just

00:36:41   chocolate and two very cherry I'm gonna

00:36:44   try one chocolate one very cherry do we

00:36:46   even have two chocolate left we really

00:36:47   have one exactly - all right we're gonna

00:36:50   deplete our chocolate supply for you our

00:36:51   listeners alright so okay so one

00:36:55   chocolate and two very cherry well that

00:36:57   the ratio is off though yeah like the

00:37:01   other one reduced cleanly but this is so

00:37:04   full jellybeans right now do it alright

00:37:06   last one

00:37:07   chocolate-covered cherries that doesn't

00:37:11   taste anything like chocolate-covered

00:37:12   cherries no it's better than some of

00:37:15   these other ones but pink lemonade works

00:37:16   yeah pink lemonade works because it's

00:37:19   only first of all you could reduce the

00:37:20   fractions one of two beans instead of

00:37:22   like the four that most of the ones

00:37:23   require and also it's a much scent like

00:37:26   it's only when you only combine in two

00:37:28   flavors it's a lot better to have

00:37:29   something that's a little like that you

00:37:30   can at least tell what it's supposed to

00:37:32   be

00:37:32   yeah but they think of those combined

00:37:34   combined yeah yeah they did well

00:37:37   together yeah yeah the pink lemonade is

00:37:39   by far the best for these recipes

00:37:40   the rest of them are almost all either

00:37:42   forgettable or kind of BS you like

00:37:44   fruits out recipes not worth it

00:37:47   nope just eat them one at a time or

00:37:49   handful at a time but don't bother with

00:37:51   recipes or lemon

00:37:59   don't drop it don't drop it it's warping

00:38:04   don't be a really good sound but it's

00:38:07   the bouncing all over the floor oh

00:38:09   please don't no it wouldn't