H.I. #82: God of Bees
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are you ready for my prepared statement
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about the news Brady have you been right
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it's like what you've been doing the
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last three or four days just just just
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handing it that's right yeah I have a
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have an opening statement about the news
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okay there's 20,000 words and I will I
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will truck no direct response afterward
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put a big piece of gaff tape over my
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I have penguin news this is gonna be
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a shaggy dog story okay I'll get
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comfortable and I've thought about how
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to tell that but I've decided to tell it
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chronologically so you can experience it
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as I experienced it so very very quick
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background ER for people who are new to
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the podcast a couple of years back now I
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think it was gray and I were involved in
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a fundraising event at Bristol Zoo
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raising money for South African penguins
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which I found I actually have the
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nickname jackass penguins because of the
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noise they make which was new
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information to me okay anyway and to
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thank us for helping with the
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fundraising the zoo took the very
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unusual step of naming one of their
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newborn penguins
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CGP grey this was only the second time
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they've ever named a penguin the other
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one that has a name is the generic one
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that anyone who sponsors penguins gets a
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certificate about so having a name was a
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big deal we were very grateful and I
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promised to sort of follow the Penguins
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progress and I have to admit besides
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getting some video of its first weigh-in
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and revealing the fact that the penguin
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was a lady mm-hmm that was pretty much
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the last we spoke about
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CGP grey the lady penguin yes you gave
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me a bit of a ribbing about not
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following it very closely but anyway
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only because you said you were going to
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take up the mantle of regular reports
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otherwise I would I would not have
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ribbed you okay Hey look I deserve I
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deserved it I'll take it you got you got
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me anyway some news came to hand a few
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weeks ago who was spotted by the Thames
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not by us that as a result of a tragedy
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in the capital of Georgia city called
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Tbilisi where there was serious serious
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flooding in which many humans died but
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it also was very very devastating
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for their zoo they lost many many of
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their animals and as a result the people
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that oversee zoos in Europe asked all
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the other European zoos to help them
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repopulate their animal population and
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Bristol Zoo was kind of requestor but
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also kind of instructed because how it
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works to give a certain number of their
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penguins to Tbilisi zoo which Bristol
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Zoo did this came to our attention and
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of course the first thing we wondered
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was was CGP grey among the Penguins
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shipped to Tbilisi and we didn't know
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there's the background what has happened
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since here we go okay it was story all
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right so the story has not yet begun the
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story hasn't again that was the vectra's
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was the background okay yeah now in true
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investigative nature some some of the
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more zealous fans of the podcast started
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trying to make contact with Tbilisi Zoo
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and I saw on reddit someone had
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contacted the zoo through Facebook and
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said is CGP grey the penguin with you
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this is easy to find out because CGP
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grey the penguin has a name tag or a
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number tag on the wing a two oh five
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eight three right it's the wing number
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anyway so you could look up databases in
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there and the word from Tbilisi was
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apparently this was their answer I
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couldn't read it because it wasn't in
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English but their answer was CGP grey
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the penguin is not here apparently the
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zoo has a popular penguin that it wasn't
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willing to send presumably CGP grey so
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CGP grey is still in bristol uh-huh and
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there was all chat on reddit about her
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and it was problem solved and well done
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and a second person said actually my
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mum's friend works at Tbilisi Zoo
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amazingly they also made some inquiries
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and confirmed that CGP grey wasn't set
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okay I had been trying to contact
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Bristol Zoo I'd sent some emails to
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various people in their media department
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I wasn't getting replies I wasn't happy
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about not getting replies you were not
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getting the reserved don't say it I just
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want to say cuz I like I know that tone
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of voice I like these people are not
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responding to my emails quick
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enough I know I know how you get pretty
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anyway and then I thought this is not
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the brainy way to be crowdsourcing
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hearsay on reddit or to be waiting for
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press people to maybe reply and maybe
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not especially when the zoo is only 20
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minutes from my house so I this was a
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call to arms and I thought I'm not just
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gonna sit here I'm gonna be a man of
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action I'm going to go to the zoo I'm
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going to find the penguin so I got my
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camera with my long lens Wow
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so okay so I could zoom in I've got a
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special new super long lens and you know
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I'm not going to deny I made bit of a
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hoo-ha on Twitter and on snapchat about
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it made a big deal saying that's it I'm
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coming to the zoo this ends today I said
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I took pictures on the way as I crossed
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the suspension bridge and I was going in
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so I'm you know I was I was not quiet
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about the fact I was doing this were you
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snapchat story about it were you doing
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that I was I wasn't a snapchat story I'm
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okay lie so I arrived at the zoo half
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expecting them to be waiting for me
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right with a red Carson head I
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understand yeah well no not necessarily
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the red car but I thought maybe it would
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be a bit more defensive than that the
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people on Twitter had seen my comments
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and it's at all well we've seen your
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email and we're going to get back to you
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and I'm like now you've had your chance
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and I've played on went straight to the
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penguin enclosure long-lens uh-huh
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and actually it was feeding time when I
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got there and I said to the woman
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feeding Oh have you said I'm looking for
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a specific penguin and she was like she
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wasn't having any of it she was like oh
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I'm not the usual penguin keeper I can't
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help ya she could hey I just love I love
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the idea from this person's perspective
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that like a crazy man with a telephoto
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lens like I'm here for a specific
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penguin yeah yeah anyway so I got out
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the long lens and I started zooming in
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on and then there's loads of penguins
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there yeah then it turns out it turns
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out even with the long lens it was quite
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hard to read the numbers and also the
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penguins don't make your job any easier
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like they face the way they want to face
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branding that's it that's the way they
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can her face so I was always waiting for
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penguins to turn around but sometimes
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the wing tag is flat the wrong way
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around and it's in there like wing pit
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like in that
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okay and so for those ones I had to wait
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for them to flap their wings to even get
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a look at the number some of them didn't
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seem to have a number they just had like
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a a wing band with no number written on
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ER and I was wearing that might be CGP
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grey huh and just as I was giving up
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hope this penguin steps out from behind
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the wall and I look at the number that's
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the number I've been looking for ends
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with the three and it's got all the
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thing I start taking loads and loads of
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pictures of it it even starts posing for
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me I go onto snapchat and say look who
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it is and I like put a fun thing and I
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you know make a big deal that I've found
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the penguin huh then I think I haven't
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got that I haven't got the killer photo
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yet of the wing number on the thing so I
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decided to get one more number before
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leaving the zoo and when I go for that
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photo and I look closely it turns out
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that's not the number that uh it's out
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by one digit it looked just like the
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number but it was out but I double
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checked I found my mistake okay so they
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actually do just number them
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sequentially they don't have check
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digits or anything like that I don't
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know this was a very similar number so
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anyway back to square one some of them
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are sleeping in their little hatches and
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things I'm having to wait for them to
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come out I must have been there 45
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minutes and then suddenly these two
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people appear behind me and this is a
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older man and a younger lady who it
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turns out is the social media manager
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for you know the Twitter person and like
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the head of communications with the zoo
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and they're like oh you're Brady and I'm
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like yeah I am
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I was really friendly really friendly
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yes I am I'm here looking for CTP great
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the penguin and they're like yeah to me
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you know can we have a chair and I'm
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like yeah yeah sure we can late and they
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wanted to take me away from the penguin
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enclosure and I'm like oh we can chat
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here and they're like no no let's go for
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oh they took me ahead of the enclosure
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we went cells bench right they want you
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to have a seats there for a moment
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before we talk to you yeah okay mmm and
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I say before we go like is my penguin
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there I want to take a picture of CGP
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Grey and they say no it was you know in
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the gone to Tbilisi and I'm like oh
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that's great I thought they was scared
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that I was going to be upset they'd sent
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it to Tbilisi mm-hmm so I said don't
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worry like gray and I'll be really happy
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if it's going to timbala see we think
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it's a really good story etc etc you
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know we like that you know we'd like the
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story then Merc head of communication
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says well unfortunately CGP grey the
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and died on the trip to Tbilisi there
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were 19 penguins sent three of them
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actually died on this trip and one of
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them CGP grey the penguin and I tell you
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I have never I cannot think of a weird
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time in my life then sitting on this
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bench at the zoo with these two zoo
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employees either side of me and it was
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like in the movies like when the surgeon
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comes out and says yeah that's that's
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what it feels like that's what it feels
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like it was just like that or like when
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the police come and it was like and it
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was really difficult because like they
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would devastate to have to do this I
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felt really bad for them and I was kind
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of having to console them and I was
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saying putting the armor inside don't
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worry about it look you know this these
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things happen and they're like we're so
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sorry we should have told you we should
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have told you we were moving it and we
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should have told you what happened and
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we're really you know we really said
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that the Penguins died and was this
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really weird thing and then they got
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like the head of birds for the zoo to
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come and meet me and give me like the
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full story of everything that happened
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and his assistant and we're having this
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big long talk and we ended up talking
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for like half an hour in great minutiae
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about everything and then then I was
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like well all right I guess I'll be
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going now then sorry sorry that this
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happened and I left the zoo and CGP grey
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the lady penguin has died I feel very
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strange about this I tell you what I the
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more I think about it the sadder I feel
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because you know when that was just a
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baby we were there we saw it I feel
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attached to it I made that cute video of
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it with the cute music as a baby I
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posted the footage of it being weighed
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and I feel this real attachment and I
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feel I feel sad when any animal dies but
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I feel especially sad about this mmm-hmm
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wondering about those numbers for zoo
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animal transport like those seem like
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pretty high fatal numbers you said
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nineteen penguins went and three of them
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died in transit yeah it seems like a
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high percentage I was told that birds
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dying in transit is more common than say
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a gorilla right okay I have a somewhat
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like if you send 20 gorillas and you
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lose three of them it's really
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concerning I
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receive an autopsy report the zoo with
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all the details they haven't got it yet
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they've actually promised to give me a
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full briefing when they find out what
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happened they don't know exactly what
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happened themselves this is for real
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autopsy going to be done about this well
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there's some kind of report yeah
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apparently that has to happen I guess
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that makes sense that if you're
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transporting zoo animals back and forth
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the sending zoo is going to want to know
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the details it's just it just never
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occurred to me but it's serious it's
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very serious
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so I feel like I have to put this on
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record and fairness to the zoo because
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this is basically a publicity stunt gone
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terribly terribly wrong because of all
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the Penguins that could have died the
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one that like has this like really
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popular podcast following it and this
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like silly guy who made the big ruckus
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on Twitter and stuff mm-hmm
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I feel really sorry for them that they
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tried to do a good thing it's like blown
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up in their face and it's and it's made
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this penguin dying an even bigger deal
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than it would have been mm-hmm and I
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also want to say everyone has different
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views about the rights and wrongs of
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zoos and I can see all sides of the
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story but I do have to point out that
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the zoo does a lot for penguins the
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reason we were raising money for them is
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they have this special program will they
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send their experts to South Africa every
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year and they like rescue all these
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hatchlings and then hand reer them and
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release them back into the wild
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so like this zoo has an above-average
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interest in the welfare of South African
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penguins yeah so for us now to be doing
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a podcast about a penguin that they were
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transporting died I feel a bit sorry for
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them because they're try and do the
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right thing by penguins and it's kind of
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this has kind of gone a bit wrong so I
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feel like I should say that I also have
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taken lessons from it myself good and
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would it would have you learn really my
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first lesson is maybe be a bit more
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careful before you make a big ruckus on
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social media is love what do you mean
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because I was like oh this ends today
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and I was going in there all guns
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blazing and everyone was saying we can't
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wait to find out Brady what's the news
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and then suddenly I was like confronted
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by this horrible outcome mm-hmm and I
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didn't want to then like tweet
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or snapchat hey that the penguin has
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died right which is what had happened
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uh-huh so I kind of had to go quiet
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while I thought about it and that was
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just like getting people more and more
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fired up the suspense is killing us
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where's the penguin how is she maybe I
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played my hand a bit early on the on the
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social media side of things I can see
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how this particular time this worked out
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as an unfortunate outcome for you uh I
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don't think this is like a general
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lesson to learn from the situation like
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it is a lesson gray you know because
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this is not the first time this sort of
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thing has happened to me admittedly
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social media but like I remember this
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another thing that happened to me once
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twice in the course of a week I'd been
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trying to contact you know some of my
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academics around the university about
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making films and sometimes I just wander
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around the university and go to their
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offices just for a chat and I walked
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past a few of the offices of people I'd
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been emailing for a while and one of
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them I walked in and said hey how you're
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doing like jokey I was like why aren't
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you replying to my emails I emailed you
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like three or four times in the last few
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months what's going on and then he was
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like my mum died a few weeks ago and
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then I was like ah sorry and like that
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explains why you're not replying to my
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emails then so I was like maybe I should
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have been a bit more sensitive about not
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replying to my emails and then like a
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few days later the exact same thing
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happened with another academic and I
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made the same joke and again he'd had
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like I think it was a parent died as
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well so I don't know maybe I'm just
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unlucky perhaps there is a distinction
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to be drawn in the difference between
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the lack of Correspondence from a human
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being and the lack of Correspondence
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from a penguin it hadn't occurred to me
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that because of all that stuff that had
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been going on on reddit the idea that
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the penguin could have died had gone out
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of my head right right one never thinks
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of penguin mortality does one write
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until you have to face it directly I'm
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not like going through like you know the
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stages of grief or anything because it's
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just it's just penguin but I am also
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wondering whether I'm partly to blame
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because if I had done more that penguin
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in terms of coverage and publicity would
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it have become so valuable to the zoo
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that they would not have dared even
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Transporter like if it had become more
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famous did I not make it famous enough I
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think that's undeniable that is true
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if the penguin had been promoted more
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with updates about her weight and her
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health over time and and you had sent
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more people to the zoo through your
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efforts you could have saved her life do
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not think there's any way that isn't
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true like it has to be true that that's
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the case even if I just cold about it
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more often they would have thought
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because one of the things they were so
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sorry about was they were saying we're
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so sorry we didn't tell you it was being
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moved we probably should have told you
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but if I was someone who like you know
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called about it every month and stuff
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they would have known I was watching and
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maybe not had center so yeah that's true
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awful is true I think your negligence
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definitely does have a hand in this
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Brady I think there's I think there's no
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way around that
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by the way just to be clear I did say
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this earlier the zoo kind of did have to
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send penguins to tibula see this is how
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this is how Sue's work by the way like
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there's an overarching body that looks
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after breeding populations and what
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animals go where and if this body says
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you're sending animals here and there
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that's pretty much binding as long as
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where you're sending it is like a legit
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proper zoo and you and it was so yeah
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yeah that's totally understood I saw a
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few things on the reddit where people
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were actually discussing that about how
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I didn't realize that's video that
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there's like a it's like a meta su
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organization that directs the transport
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of animals around like you said for
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breeding populations against one of
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those things like it makes total sense
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once you think about it that that would
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exist it's in the interest of all zoos
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to mix their animals more than they
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would be mixing just within the zoo yes
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but yeah but yeah you can see like it
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becomes a kind of contract where there's
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meta organization directs the movement
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of animals around so okay I'm not I'm
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not holding the zoo in any blame at all
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I'm just saying that you're basically
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just blaming me yeah yeah that's that's
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exist to make it really clear it's not
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the zoo's fault if Brady had acted
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differently could things be different
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the answer is yes that's undeniable
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there's one more lesson from this okay
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this is a lesson to me kind of about
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journalism but also about you could you
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could talk about this in other aspects
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of life and it reminded me of lessons I
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learned in my early days and this I'm
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not making this part of our earlier
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discussions about the media and
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journalism this has nothing to do with
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any of that this is just a general thing
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about being a journalist okay and there
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the best journalism always comes from
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getting off your butt and going to the
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place because I thought the problem had
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been solved by this reddit Facebook
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stuff and also I thought I'll probably
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get an answer from the press department
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eventually although it didn't look like
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I was doing it but really I didn't get
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to the bottom of things as terrible as
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it was until I just like turned up and
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gotten faces and started counting
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penguins and looking at numbers and like
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being there on the spot and making them
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actually come and see me and looking
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people in the eyes and having the
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discussion and it doesn't just apply to
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journalism applies to lots of other
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things in life like if you sit around
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and wait for stuff to get done by other
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people or nothing beats if it's feasible
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and possible going there and being there
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and being on the spot because you always
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find out more and you always get closer
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to the bottom of the things if you are
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like at the place the hello internet
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nation is indebted to your journalism on
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this particular issue really well I wish
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I wish I was the bearer of better news
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but that do you know what when I first
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started as a journalist you know I would
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interview and did lots of things over
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the phone because that's the way things
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work quite often but then often you need
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photographs to go with it and we would
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have these forms you would fill out and
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give to the photograph editor saying I
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need a picture of this or this place or
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this person and you'd organize it all
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and set it all up and then you'd fill
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out the form with the addresses and the
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phone numbers and the times and that and
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there was a box you would tick to say
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whether or not the journalist was going
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on the story or not whether the journals
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wanted to go with the photographer to
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sort of director or maybe you hadn't
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interviewed the person yet so you needed
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to be there so it was a yes or no and I
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would always tick no because I don't
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know maybe a little bit of laziness and
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a little bit of shyness you know I was I
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was still that younger journalist who
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was a bit who wasn't that confident I'll
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always take know and I remember one time
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the photo editor sort of took me to one
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side because I got along really well
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with him and he said you should go on
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some of these stories more often because
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it's good to go there and like see
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things and you know it'll make your
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stories better so then I started ticking
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yes more often and I would just go even
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though I'd spoken to these
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people on the phone often and I already
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knew the story I would go along just to
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be there for the photo shoot and I found
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that so valuable and so interesting and
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it always I always found it so mitt so
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much more amazing stuff and interesting
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stuff and like my stories became so much
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better by doing it that it just became
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my rule when I would take yes for
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everything like no matter what it was I
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just wanted to go and see the stuff and
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be part of the story it got to the point
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where a year or two later the photo
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editor pulled me aside and said do you
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actually have to go on all these stories
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because it's really inconvenient for me
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for the photographer's to always have to
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come back and pick you up and take you
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so it backfired on him but it was a
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really good lesson there's a really good
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lesson if you're doing anything and you
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feasibly can go there there's a lot to
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be said for I like that your enthusiasm
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was causing logistics problems for ya
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the organization that you're working for
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his like yeah okay buddy it's good to be
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enthusiastic but not this enthusiastic
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yeah we're just taking it and we're just
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taking a photograph of the person
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sitting at that desk do you have to be
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there yes I want to be there I could ask
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good query to do a ride-along once every
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couple months right but yeah it's not
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every day not twice a day not three
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times a day that's not what we were
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looking for yeah anyway I there we go
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CGP grey the lady penguin rest in peace
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rest in peace gone to that great rocky
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outcrop in the sky gone to a farm in
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upstate yeah I figured some I figured
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some rocky outcrop in the middle of the
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sea is the penguin equivalent of the
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farm no it's all the farm all the
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animals go to the farm together that's
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how that works that's what they could
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have done they could have put me on that
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bench and said
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CGP grey the penguin isn't here and
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isn't it Tbilisi she's gone to a special
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magical zoo for the firemen Tbilisi
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shall be we shall be running through the
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forest the happy penguin okay that
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doesn't make any sense don't question it
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too much man don't question it we're
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just telling you a story here we need to
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think of something to do about this gray
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I feel like it can't end here what do
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you mean I don't know I feel like this
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can't be the end of the story
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all stories come to an end and death is
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an ending I'm not sure what you're
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looking for here Brady yeah
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with those people who like that timing
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how long it takes
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death to come up in our podcast are
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gonna got a cracking opening opening for
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the Miss time don't we opening stories
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about that when I was thinking about how
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to tell the story like obviously I had
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to tell you and the listeners about this
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I was thinking do I tell it
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chronologically how it happened to me or
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do I just say it from the start look
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before I start the story who the penguin
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is dead and now here's how I found out
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because I was a bit worried as I told
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the story you'd be mr. jokey I Brady
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you're so funny and like you'd be
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laughing and stuff and then like I drop
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the bomb and then you'd feel bad about
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being jokey because that's what happened
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to me you know I was joking about it all
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the time and making a big joke at the
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whole thing yeah yucking it up on social
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media right right right right and check
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that you're gonna have to cache later no
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so I didn't want to put you in the same
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position but I felt like you should
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experience it as I experienced it I
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think there was the appropriate choice
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there breathing and you also had that
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moment that I had when they said
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actually no we want to talk to you
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somewhere else but yeah I know there's
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never good right there this ah ah okay
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whenever whenever people say they want
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to talk to you like how many times is
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that good news the answer is never right
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it's never good news and they literally
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took me somewhere where I could sit down
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yeah yeah if they want to talk to you
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and they also want to change locations
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that is never good right these just you
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just know you know something something
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bad is about to happen there so Marty
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black stump is ticking along there's
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been a lot of online investigations into
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the height of Marty black stump versus
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Telstra house people seem to be in in
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the same way they were relying on sort
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of redder and the internet to figure out
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what happened to the penguin they seem
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to be using sort of you know all this
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Google Earth and visualization stuff to
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settle the matter of which building is
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taller which I don't think is going to
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provide an adequate solution yeah all I
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want to know is if there's if there's
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somebody out there with I don't know
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what are those things people use like
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the little triangle things to measure
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this like the old a lot or something
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like yes okay so one of those things
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right yeah you see them in like old
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manuscripts that's what I want I want a
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dude with one of those measuring Heights
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that that's all we need I want sketches
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I want triangles
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I want trigonometry yeah parchment the
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sketches on a parchment would something
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like that that's that's a we near
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blueprints the thing that is crucial
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here Telstra house which claims to be
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one metre taller it does seem to make
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sense that would be one meter taller
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because it was built a lot later and why
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would you build a new building in
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Adelaide and not make it the tallest
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when you were so close
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you would chuck an extra meter on there
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just for bragging rights yeah of course
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even though it only held the title for
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one year before the other building came
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along but the problem is the mighty
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black stump has this antenna on top that
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Telstra house does not and the antenna
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clearly makes the mighty black stump
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taller if you include that and this
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leads to this can of worms about how do
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you define the height of a building and
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this is a huge issue there's a great
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Wikipedia article about it as there is
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about everything this is not a new
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debate this has been going on since they
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started building skyscrapers really from
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the moment the builders of the Chrysler
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Building put that cheeky spire on top
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that they hadn't told anyone about so
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that they could take top spot and they'd
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head the spire until the last minute
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like do you count antennas
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do you count spires is it from the
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architectural top of the building what's
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the difference between a spire and an
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antenna is that the highest level that
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people can actually habitate you're
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always a guy that has opinions if you
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were defining the height of a building
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what would you use is your cutoff point
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so thinking about this earlier today I
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think there's only two choices to go
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with hmm one is the ground height to the
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top of the structure including antennas
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or spires or whatever just anything
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that's physical anything that's physical
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I think that counts right like okay I
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think that's one measure to do is just
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like if a kid is asking how tall a
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building is I think that's their their
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idea the tallest point but I was
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thinking though I actually like the
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definition that it is
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it's not actually the top of the
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building it's the top most part of the
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building that is like where a person can
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stand that isn't maintenance right
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that's the usable part of the building
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that to me seems like a non Chiddy way
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to talk about what is the tallest
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structure I feel like those are the two
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things that I would go with like what is
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the the place at which someone can
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either have an office or an apartment at
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the top of this building or what is the
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actual tippy top of the building I think
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those are those are two not unreasonable
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ways to try to figure out what the
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tallest building is I hear a Brady sigh
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over there what are you thinking well
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it's fair enough what you're saying is
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fair enough but it just opens more cans
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of worms you know there's a big
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difference between that spire at the top
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of the Chrysler Building which is like a
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proper meaty structure and they're just
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bolting some token flagpole to the top
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to give yourself a few meters some
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rickety piece of wood in a you know in a
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pot I think now I think this way lies
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madness because you're right about that
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I know I know it Jimmy like the Chrysler
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Building is a great example
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it's like hollow on the inside isn't it
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it's just like a hat with the buildings
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wearing it's not a whole lot I think
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there is a difference between that and
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just sticking an antenna up as tall as
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it can possibly go but I think there's
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no meaningful way to try to come up with
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a way to say here's how we are going to
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distinguish essentially antenna from
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decorative adornments on the top of the
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building people do try by the way that
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there isn't a tent okay I'm sure you
00:28:15
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know I'm sure there is but I just think
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there's no there's no way that you can
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possibly get around that you always
00:28:22
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going to be rules lawyer ring about this
00:28:23
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whole thing maybe I'm wrong but I feel
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like the top most usable part of the
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building is a lot harder to rules lawyer
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your way around and I think it gets to
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the idea of why do we want tall
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buildings because they're fun to go up
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into yeah right there like there needs
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to be space for people at the top of
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these tall buildings otherwise what's
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the point of it so you would count
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observation decks yeah I would count an
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observation deck as
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top points like the Empire State
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Building the observation deck I think is
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that yeah is the highest part where
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people can go and that seems to me like
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I think that's where you should measure
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the height from for what the tallest
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building is I mean also it comes down
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here to whether we're counting things as
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buildings or structures because I think
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they're two different categories what
00:29:09
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you're talking about is a fair
00:29:10
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categorization of a tallest building
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maybe but not a tall structure okay you
00:29:16
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know so like a red so a radio masts
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could be a taller structure but it's not
00:29:20
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building obviously hmm okay all right
00:29:23
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yeah I think you have a point there
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right because the structure is going to
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be a place that doesn't have any human
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usable space on the inside of it there's
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a certain definition to our current
00:29:32
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member water is off the top of my head
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that precludes the CN tower from being a
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building but it is a structure even
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though it's got that lovely observation
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deck because so much of it is just Tower
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and lift mm-hmm to get you to what is
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basically just a floating observation
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deck that gets crossed off there's some
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definition of a building I don't know if
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it's a percentage of the structure that
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can be habited or you know I can already
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see here from the Wikipedia page right
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that they have three categories they
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have buildings structures and towers
00:30:02
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yeah so I guess I'm just going to make
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it up but I'm presuming then that our is
00:30:07
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a thing that a person can go up into so
00:30:10
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it has some limited amount of usable
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space versus the structure which
00:30:13
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probably has none like a radio tower but
00:30:16
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which is a structure within these
00:30:17
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definitions I'm gonna guess it's a mess
00:30:20
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but but and you know this is what
00:30:22
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happens when you deal with mighty mighty
00:30:24
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buildings like the mighty black stump
00:30:25
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these kind of questions need to be
00:30:27
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answered so there is some definition by
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which the mighty black stump is taller
00:30:32
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than Telstra house cuz it's got this
00:30:33
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wispy little antenna on top mmm but the
00:30:36
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jury's still out
00:30:37
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there's still a lot to go this is not
00:30:39
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the last you've heard of it but despite
00:30:41
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Grey's wishes once again I'm looking at
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these two buildings in the 3d rendering
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and it looks like Telstra house might
00:30:50
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have higher usable space but it's hard
00:30:52
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to tell are those just elevator banks on
00:30:55
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the top what is that I don't know who
00:30:56
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knows who knows someone needs to go out
00:30:59
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there in person to take care of them
00:31:01
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they using all this visualization
00:31:03
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software I don't
00:31:03
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what it is and what they've been doing
00:31:05
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is they've been like virtually going to
00:31:07
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the top of the mighty Black Star and
00:31:09
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when they do that they can like see onto
00:31:11
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the top of Telstra house and then they
00:31:13
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virtually go onto the top of Telstra
00:31:15
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house and you can't see onto the top of
00:31:17
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the mighty black stump so they're saying
00:31:19
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look it's proof it's proof but I don't
00:31:21
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►
even know what this software is like I
00:31:22
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don't know what's going on here it's not
00:31:24
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satisfactory to me they said this needs
00:31:27
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►
to be done I'm sorry this needs to be
00:31:28
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done in person this is not something
00:31:30
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►
that's going to be solved virtually
00:31:32
◼
►
google earth is not going to cut it for
00:31:34
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Brady that's what's happening here
00:31:35
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that's right I wasn't real earth in this
00:31:37
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particular case if the Black Star
00:31:41
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building manager had shown me the
00:31:42
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respect I deserved and had let me onto
00:31:45
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the roof I would be a lot closer to
00:31:47
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knowing the answer to this that's true
00:31:48
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that's true but he didn't let me up
00:31:50
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there so we don't know someone who had a
00:31:53
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lead has to be able to get access to
00:31:55
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those rooms I think that that's got to
00:31:57
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happen of course immediately following
00:31:59
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our discussion there was and there was a
00:32:01
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total lockdown of all Wikipedia pages
00:32:03
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pertaining to Adelaide buildings I'm
00:32:06
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getting a little bit upset about
00:32:07
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something and I've been dealing with
00:32:08
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this a lot on reddit and online but I
00:32:10
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►
want to have it on the podcast so that
00:32:12
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everyone has heard it the black stamp is
00:32:14
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a legitimate long term nickname for the
00:32:19
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Grenville Center it was cold that when I
00:32:21
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was growing up you can go through
00:32:23
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newspaper archives it's referred to all
00:32:25
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the time there is nothing wrong with the
00:32:27
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Wikipedia page referring to this
00:32:29
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building as the black stump the word
00:32:32
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mighty has been added by grey to be
00:32:35
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facetious no one calls up the mighty
00:32:37
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black stump in Adelaide that is a joke
00:32:39
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of course it should not be on the
00:32:40
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Wikipedia page but the black stump is
00:32:42
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completely legitimate and it's driving
00:32:45
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me crazy that people keep deleting
00:32:47
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references to the black stump saying oh
00:32:49
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this is just some hello internet joke
00:32:51
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and nuisance makers there is not
00:32:53
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nuisance making the black stump is 100%
00:32:56
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legitimate and it's driving me crazy
00:32:58
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that people now think it's some joke hmm
00:33:01
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and we do have a primary source for
00:33:04
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being called the black stump because we
00:33:07
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have a primary source of t-shirt sales
00:33:09
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that say is the mighty black stump
00:33:11
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I've gone and I've pointed people to old
00:33:14
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newspaper articles that predate hello
00:33:17
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►
referring to it you know Real Estate
00:33:19
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►
Sale articles referring to the black
00:33:20
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►
stamp but I just I can't win this one
00:33:23
◼
►
it's this Wikipedia vandalism backfiring
00:33:26
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►
on me I blame you me with your stupid
00:33:28
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mighty yeah because you because you put
00:33:31
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►
my tea in there and have confused
00:33:32
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►
everything if I have caused some kind of
00:33:35
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►
Wikipedia trouble I'm terribly sorry
00:33:37
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►
I've never wanted to cause I would like
00:33:39
◼
►
to get it on record here that I have
00:33:40
◼
►
never wanted to cause Wikipedia trouble
00:33:42
◼
►
I have never encouraged Wikipedia
00:33:44
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►
trouble I'm just saying like I think we
00:33:46
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have a primary source that shows that
00:33:47
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►
it's called the mighty black stump the
00:33:49
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►
I've never seen a primary source for
00:33:51
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►
saying that it's called the black stump
00:33:52
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►
and the mighty black stump is just a
00:33:54
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►
better name but you know like I'm sure
00:33:55
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►
people will sort it out in the Wikipedia
00:33:56
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►
like that's how this works the truth
00:33:58
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►
will triumph Brady now last episode just
00:34:01
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►
very very quickly last episode we spoke
00:34:03
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►
about something that both you and I
00:34:05
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►
disliked and that is April Fool's Day
00:34:07
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mm-hmm I'm adding to that list from my
00:34:11
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►
and at least Star Wars day as another
00:34:13
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►
completely naff day that everyone jumps
00:34:16
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on and thinks they're the master or dead
00:34:19
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►
jokes and they look like complete idiots
00:34:21
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stop it with all your may the 4th be
00:34:23
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with your jokes stop your corporate
00:34:26
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people photoshopping Darth Vader into
00:34:28
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whatever your corporate picture is to
00:34:29
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make it look like you're down with the
00:34:30
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Star Wars fans you look silly Star Wars
00:34:33
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►
day was cool for a couple of years it
00:34:35
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►
was funny for a couple of years now it's
00:34:37
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been co-opted by the idiots and anyone
00:34:39
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►
else needs to get the hell out of Dodge
00:34:41
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whoa wow that's just my opinion
00:34:45
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you for die yeah yeah pretty intense
00:34:48
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about this what about you you think Star
00:34:51
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Wars days you know oh is the last best
00:34:54
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breathing I don't want to be lumped in
00:34:57
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with you as this grump
00:34:59
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►
who doesn't like fun That's not me I'm
00:35:01
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about the fun and a holiday based on a
00:35:05
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pun like man I couldn't imagine
00:35:07
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something that'd be more down for I
00:35:09
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think that's a fantastic idea and yeah
00:35:13
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I love seeing corporate cross promotion
00:35:16
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I love seeing dad jokes I've loved
00:35:18
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everything about it so so don't get me
00:35:20
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listening audience Brady is the
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curmudgeon here I'm I think it's great I
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think it's awesome is it purely the pun
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or is there some link to the data
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well like it wasn't the date that the
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film premiered or anything was it is
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purely the patent I think I think it's
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literally just a pun that's all it is
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Star Wars day Wikipedia yeah it's
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entirely just a pun it's just a pun
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based holiday I'm perfectly in favor of
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I think it's like a good pen yeah yeah
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it's my favorite it's it's the best I
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think Brady the problem is you just
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don't like things when they get too
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popular you like Star Wars when it was
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just you and your friends who knew about
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it yeah when when virtually no one had
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heard of Sarah was except me in my
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friends exactly just you and your
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friends back in the 70s had watched Star
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Wars right but now that everybody knows
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about it now you don't like it I think
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that's what's happening here
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yeah yeah I like Star Wars before it was
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popular so like that's like a day before
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really liked Brady it was a picture of a
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guy installing his newbie house his new
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apiary wearing the nail and gear did you
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see this photo I'm looking at it now
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he's a handsome man
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it's a handsome man I have to say I gave
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him credit for not wearing the bee suit
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if you look closely in the photo he has
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bees all over him is that his real
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Bader's you got one of those babies oh
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it's good question ah let's enhance I'm
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enhancing click to enhance that is a bee
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beard Wow ok there's actually way more
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bees on here I first thought super
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impressive I wanted to mention this
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photo because this one made me really
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smile because you might think this is
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crazy I have this idea Brady that when I
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retire from the internet when I give up
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the tremendous volume of outputs that I
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create when I hang up my reddit user
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name and retire I have this like crazy
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idea that you know what I left you in my
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I'd love to raise bees I don't know why
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I have this idea that like I'll get a
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bee house and I'll tend to the bees this
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is just like this little idea that I
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have as an old man hobby I love a cgb
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gray why that what of all the old man
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hobbies you could have like you know I
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mean you know if you'd said I want to
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build a train set I'd be like oh yeah
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I'm totally on board and then who
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doesn't want to be able to I can awesome
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train set I don't want to build an
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awesome train set now that seems that
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strikes me as incredibly tedious
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that sounds uninteresting why the bays
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then why the base good I have no idea
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this is one of these things that I'm
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just aware that okay so sometimes I
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watch these property shows I think I
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mentioned before on the podcast I
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watches property show called escape to
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the country where people who live in
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London decide they're going to go retire
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out in the country you've just melted my
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brain why have i melted your brain
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that's like a TV show you don't watch
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hey how do you even watch that what
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device do you watch that on its you know
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you can you can find you can find the
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show I can't believe you watch escape to
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the country I'm so sure I've mentioned
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this before to you Bri this is a bigger
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shock to me than the penguin dying
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hahaha it's fantastic it's a great show
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it is a great show but I can't believe
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you watch it or like it it's a great
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show of essentially for pensioners my
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wife and I will make a cup of tea we'll
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put a blanket over our legs like we're
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80 years old and we'll watch escaped to
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the country and it's fantastic do you
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think you could ever live in a rural
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location with your base here's where I'm
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going with this right is because I watch
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this show and there's a funny thing that
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always happens on the show we're like a
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couple who's lived in London their
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entire life they're like oh we're gonna
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go retire and they'll be describing what
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they want to have in a house when they
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retire and they'll be like okay we want
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this feature we want that feature we
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want this other feature and then the
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husband will always say something dumb
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like oh and I want a really big yard
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because I'm going to manage goats right
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and there's like have you ever taken
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care of goats before he's like now
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that's just a thing that I want to do
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and I'm watching the show and I always
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feel like what an idiot like this this
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guy thinks he's going to be managing a
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herd of goats in his retirement like
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that's a disaster like we all know how
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this is going to end
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goats roaming the country free once
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they've escaped from his backyard right
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or if they're all gonna die like who
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knows it's just not going to end well
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like is idiot has never raised goats
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this is what he things he's want to do
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but like I have this same crazy idea in
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my head like at some point in my future
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I'm gonna be raising bees and I don't
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know why I don't know why I have it
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there Brady but it's just like it's this
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idea my old man hobby and it's a
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contradiction because I'm aware that I
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am totally disdainful of other people
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who on a TV show that I watch have
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essentially the same idea for their
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retirement and I'm like Otto's idiots
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right but now but me this somehow feels
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different I think this is gonna happen
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at some point Brady do you like honey
00:41:50
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yeah it's good honey's good are you
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allergic to bass ah seem like you would
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be do I that's a good question I've been
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stung but wait why do we why does it
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seem like I would be allergic to bees
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how can someone seem like they're
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allergic to bees
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I don't know you just seem like an
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allergic kind of guy oh yeah like all
00:42:11
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kinds of things I should just be
00:42:12
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allergic to them this is the way it
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seems let's just the vibe I get like you
00:42:16
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don't look sickly or anything but you
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just I get an allergic vibe from you
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yeah I've been stung by bees as a kid
00:42:22
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okay can you get allergic later in life
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I don't know I have no idea do you wanna
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hear my base tongue story of course you
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have a bee stung story tell me really I
00:42:31
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grew up with a swimming pool in
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Australia my parents had a swimming pool
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so my sister and I had a swimming pool
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by default and I remember one day my mum
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took us to the shops and bought us lots
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of fun stuff for the pool like
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inflatable stuff and these big plastic
00:42:46
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oars and things like that so we were
00:42:48
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going to have like the time of our life
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playing with them in the pool but for
00:42:52
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some reason I was going to go to my
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friend's house first to play cricket my
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sister and I because were little kids
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we'll funny about you know not getting
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to play with the toys first so we made a
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pet that when I got back we would play
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with the toys together one of us
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wouldn't get to enjoy the toys before
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the other one and my sister who's a lot
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just completely sweet just agreed to
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that and said yes that's fine so we put
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all the toys around the pole and said
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we'll play with them when I get home but
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first I'm going to go over to my mates
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house to play cricket and we were
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playing cricket and then after a while I
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said to my mates we've got all these
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awesome new toys in the pool my sister
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thinks I'm going to play with them with
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her but why don't we put our bathers on
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secretly and run around and go and play
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with them before she gets the chance
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because that would be like you know just
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to just a tormentor because that was
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what brothers do to sisters right yes so
00:43:37
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we changed into obey this and my sister
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was like watching TV in like a living
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room that looked out over the pole and
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we came storming into the backyard
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nobody was going whoo-hoo-hoo and we
00:43:46
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picked up all the inflatables and one of
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the oars was sitting by the side of the
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pool and I threw the inflatable in and
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picked up the yaw and jumped into the
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pool with the or ready to go rowing and
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my sister came into the backyard crying
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because what was terrible thing we were
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doing to her and tormenting her and
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suddenly I had this tremendous pain in
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my hand and I'd been stung by a bee and
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that was on the or and it turns out
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while I was playing cricket my sister
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had rescued a bee from the pole using
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the oar and had like fished it out and
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let it be or by the side of the pole
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because she's so humane
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she wanted the beach you know dry out
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and fly away right so when I'd come
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running and picked up the oil from the
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side of the pool my hands straight on
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the B and got stung that's how I got my
00:44:32
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I learned my lesson I got my comeuppance
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Oh believe you did that
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oh I was getting all angry after what I
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just done there so you learned to never
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torment your sister again isn't how that
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works that was the last day I ever
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tormented her ever that was the last day
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that's good yeah that's good I'm glad
00:44:47
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you learned that lesson it weren't
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pretty yeah my stepfather's a beekeeper
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oh yeah really hmm interesting I've
00:44:57
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never gone and seen his bees or hives he
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kept them on another property away from
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the house when I was growing up and yeah
00:45:03
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but he would sometimes go away and tend
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to his bees see even I like just the
00:45:07
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idea of it like it just sounds romantic
00:45:08
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like Oh tending to bees huh yeah of
00:45:10
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course that sounds like a great thing to
00:45:11
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do I've caught myself sometimes reading
00:45:13
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about how to keep hives and like what
00:45:15
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the hell am i doing right it's like I
00:45:17
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can't I can't help myself this is
00:45:19
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definitely one of the strangest things
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that I find my mind like vaguely drawn
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to every once in a while you can't leave
00:45:26
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them alone gray you could get an
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allotment somewhere and just go once a
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week just go check on them leave the
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allotment people to deal with life of
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ease that Ferguson I guess some around
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the country I can see why that would
00:45:39
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appeal to you because there's like you
00:45:40
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know because bees are all about
00:45:41
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organization and colonies and all those
00:45:44
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sort of things that you find so
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interesting you know organizational
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structures so being like the god of some
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organization I would quite a people to
00:45:51
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that's what I'm doing it for it's the
00:45:52
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power trip yeah that is I am the god of
00:45:56
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this hive you nailed afraid of yeah
00:46:00
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you've gotten to the core of my they're
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interested obviously I don't think you
00:46:05
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want to do it to be the god of bees but
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I can see why like you know studying and
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looking at it would be interesting to
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you I can see why I'd be an interesting
00:46:12
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hobby tea yeah it's just that just it
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captures my attention what are you going
00:46:17
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to do in your retirement breeding I
00:46:18
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would like to spend more time in
00:46:20
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mountains and walking up I'd like to be
00:46:22
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one of those people who like goes to
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Scotland and captures Monroe's you know
00:46:26
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how there are people who try and get to
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every peak in Scotland and stuff like
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that I would like to climb Hills in your
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retirement yeah how people do it it's
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not like you know cramp
00:46:36
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and an ice axe and stuff it's just okay
00:46:38
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Pleasant walks up Scottish Hills okay
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alright basically tell me that you're
00:46:44
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gonna be you're gonna be some budding
00:46:45
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peaks in your environment which seemed a
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little bit like I've got bad news for
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you yeah I think I would like to do that
00:46:52
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I like hills and mountains I like that I
00:46:57
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think that's that's a romantic image of
00:46:58
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a Brady when the Brady retires you'll
00:47:01
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see him on the Scottish hills in the
00:47:04
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distance walking around
00:47:06
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that's a Brady will do bagging another
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peak yeah bagging my list crossing it
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off my list I like there I like taking a
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pointing selfie at the top pointing to
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the the style or whatever's up there the
00:47:18
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trig point will say I like this will
00:47:21
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have relaxing retirements Brady mmm
00:47:23
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maybe maybe this is a good point to move
00:47:26
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on to Mount Everest then as you know I
00:47:27
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love talking about Mount Everest it is
00:47:29
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as we are recording at the moment we're
00:47:32
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just coming into the Everest climbing
00:47:33
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season it should be more accurately
00:47:35
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described as the Everest death season
00:47:38
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because that's when we start here start
00:47:40
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hearing all the stories about people
00:47:41
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dying at Mount Everest which seems to
00:47:42
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becoming more and more common more and
00:47:46
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more people go every year right isn't
00:47:47
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that how that works is it like a busy
00:47:49
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place now Everest
00:47:50
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all the tourists have ruined it there's
00:47:52
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a Starbucks at base camp there's not a
00:47:55
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stat bucket there's very good Wi-Fi at
00:47:56
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base camp I give it time not be a
00:47:58
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Starbucks there eventually right there's
00:48:00
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better phone reception at base camp than
00:48:01
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where I live that's for sure that is
00:48:03
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true you live in the center of a black
00:48:05
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hole of reception that can be crazy
00:48:06
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every time my droughts I'm like it feels
00:48:08
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like I'm in the third world as far as my
00:48:10
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phone is concerned like why can't I get
00:48:11
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no signal in your house it's crazy
00:48:14
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making a good place for Bay's though out
00:48:18
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here but the first death that was
00:48:20
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reported was not of a tourist or some
00:48:24
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amateur it was actually as far as
00:48:26
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Mountaineers go it was a guy who is
00:48:28
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probably the superstar of mountaineering
00:48:31
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at the moment is a guy called Ueli Steck
00:48:34
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or his nicknames the swiss machine and
00:48:37
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he's like a really famous mountaineer
00:48:39
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he's really good at climbing Peaks
00:48:40
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quickly and he was getting ready to try
00:48:43
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and do an unusual Everest climb this
00:48:46
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season and he was just kind of
00:48:47
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acclimatizing and
00:48:49
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warming up sort of sort of thing and he
00:48:52
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was actually just going up a little side
00:48:53
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peak called nutsy it's funny Mount
00:48:57
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Everest to my mind is really three
00:48:59
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mountains kind of joined together
00:49:02
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lot C and nutsy and yet they all are
00:49:05
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treated separately and lot C in fact is
00:49:07
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the fourth highest mountain in the world
00:49:08
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but actually I just it's really just
00:49:10
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like a southern peak of Everest hmm
00:49:12
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anyway so there's these three sort of
00:49:14
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mountains join together they form like a
00:49:16
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little cradle around this western room
00:49:18
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and he was sort of doing an
00:49:21
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acclimatization climb on nutsy and has
00:49:24
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fallen to his death which is terribly
00:49:27
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sad thing to have happened but an
00:49:29
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interesting thing about him is you ly
00:49:30
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stick is actually the star of my
00:49:33
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all-time favorite YouTube video which I
00:49:37
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actually have since found out I think
00:49:38
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maybe a little bit of a free boot but
00:49:40
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it's been free booted so much now I
00:49:42
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don't really know what to say this it's
00:49:43
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a clip from a longer film where he's
00:49:46
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climbing the Eiger in record time and
00:49:49
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it's got a really cool song that I
00:49:51
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really love to it as well this is the
00:49:53
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video that you sent to me before the
00:49:55
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show started of this again thing didn't
00:49:58
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even occur to me but obviously there's
00:50:00
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going to be records for how fast people
00:50:03
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can summit yes and it seems like that
00:50:06
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that was this guy specialty when I'm
00:50:08
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watching this video it starts off by
00:50:09
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he's saying oh you want to go quickly
00:50:11
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but you can't make any mistakes
00:50:13
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yeah and I'm just thinking like of
00:50:14
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course that's any kind of climb you want
00:50:16
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to get up quickly because you want to
00:50:17
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get to the top or you want this
00:50:19
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experience to be completed it didn't
00:50:22
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occur to me that people would be racing
00:50:25
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for time which just seems so crazy to me
00:50:28
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it's that you're doing an already
00:50:30
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dangerous thing and you're turning it
00:50:33
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into a vertical race but the video is
00:50:37
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very impressive to see him moving up the
00:50:40
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mountain at quite a rapid pace it's an
00:50:43
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impressive little video and I'll put it
00:50:44
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in the show notes I'm pretty sure it's
00:50:46
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the North Face of the Eiger which is
00:50:48
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that the famous Face of the Eiger and is
00:50:50
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also you always hear about North Face I
00:50:52
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think that must come from the North Face
00:50:53
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of the Eiger it's the famous difficult
00:50:55
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climb he would go up with you know very
00:50:58
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little equipment and super super fast so
00:51:01
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when I saw that this person had died
00:51:03
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oh that's the guy in that video isn't it
00:51:05
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and I went back and sure enough so so
00:51:07
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that was sad news that video is like
00:51:10
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quite beautiful though isn't it like did
00:51:12
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what did you think watching that video
00:51:14
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like it's beautifully filmed it must be
00:51:16
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really quite breathtaking to be in these
00:51:19
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locations and and that that shot of him
00:51:21
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right as he's like walking along the
00:51:24
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crest of the mountain right toward
00:51:26
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towards the peak it says I can't imagine
00:51:27
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what that experience is like to have the
00:51:31
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mountain plummeting down on on either
00:51:33
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►
side of you as you're as you're walking
00:51:34
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along this Ridge towards the top like it
00:51:36
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must be an amazing experience well I'm
00:51:38
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glad you said that that leads me to the
00:51:40
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thing that this has had be thinking over
00:51:42
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the last week or so obviously he died
00:51:45
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falling off a mountain and when that
00:51:47
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happens it's like well that's just a
00:51:49
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total tragedy but he was a guy who was
00:51:52
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very aware of the risk he talked a lot
00:51:53
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about the risks of what he did he wasn't
00:51:55
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like a cowboy he knew he was doing a
00:51:57
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risky thing and he obviously made this
00:52:00
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decision that it was worth it and when
00:52:03
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you see that video and you see the sorts
00:52:04
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of things he was experiencing it did
00:52:07
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make me think about how do you make this
00:52:09
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calculus of risk in your life versus
00:52:13
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getting to experience that sort of
00:52:14
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amazing stuff astronauts who walk go to
00:52:17
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the moon people who do amazing things
00:52:19
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and see amazing things but risk their
00:52:21
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life doing it and like how does one make
00:52:24
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that decision and it's very easy you
00:52:26
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know the week after the person dies to
00:52:28
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say well he made the wrong decision
00:52:29
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because he's died at the age of 40 but
00:52:31
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like I don't know I kind of think I get
00:52:34
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why you were doing it but I think it was
00:52:35
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and I kind of think it was worth the
00:52:38
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he you know he got to see and do lots of
00:52:40
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amazing things that you and I will never
00:52:43
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get to experience he got to experience
00:52:44
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what it's like to go up that snow field
00:52:47
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at the top of the Eiger on your own
00:52:48
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after having just climbed the North Face
00:52:50
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and that's pretty amazing stuff and I
00:52:52
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guess you could say what counts for
00:52:53
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nothing when you've died but I've been
00:52:55
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thinking a lot about that calculus to
00:52:57
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the last week or so because of his death
00:52:58
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well we're all dust in the end Brady
00:53:00
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like that doesn't change things but I
00:53:02
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don't think a guy like this makes these
00:53:04
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calculations I think people like this
00:53:06
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are I mean this in the best possible way
00:53:09
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►
I think they're total freaks
00:53:11
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►
I think someone like this is
00:53:15
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they're not doing any kind of like risk
00:53:17
◼
►
reward calculation and feeling like I'll
00:53:19
◼
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see amazing things if I do this very
00:53:21
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►
dangerous thing I think this is just a
00:53:22
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person who was more or less born to do a
00:53:25
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►
very extreme thing and you probably
00:53:27
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couldn't possibly stop them whenever you
00:53:30
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►
see people doing like really extreme
00:53:32
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►
sports or or even things like astronauts
00:53:35
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►
all right like someone becomes an
00:53:36
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astronaut like those people are just
00:53:38
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such extremely driven people as to be
00:53:43
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►
such a small percentage of the human
00:53:45
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►
population that it's it's just like of
00:53:47
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course you were going to do something I
00:53:49
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►
don't think this is a calculation as
00:53:51
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happens in the human population like
00:53:54
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there's going to be somebody who wants
00:53:55
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to do this sort of thing they almost
00:53:58
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►
can't help themselves I think I think
00:53:59
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►
that's the way that works out okay is
00:54:02
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►
that not what you want to hear Brady no
00:54:04
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I mean yeah it makes sense um but I mean
00:54:07
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I feel like I make the calculations like
00:54:08
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I just I've gone to every Space Camp a
00:54:11
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couple of times you know despite this
00:54:13
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dicey Airport that some people are a bit
00:54:15
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►
scared of and walking at the altitude
00:54:17
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►
because I thought you know I waited up
00:54:20
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and my desire to see this place and go
00:54:22
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there was greater than mmm my fear that
00:54:24
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►
you know I'd come to an untimely end but
00:54:27
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on the other hand I really want to go
00:54:28
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and see k2 and there's like a trip that
00:54:31
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►
I've been looking into to go there
00:54:33
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►
but it does involve going through a few
00:54:35
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►
places that are not considered very safe
00:54:36
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►
for sort of political reasons and I've
00:54:40
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been put off that and I've decided not
00:54:41
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►
to do that at the moment because I don't
00:54:43
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think it's worth it you know when I've
00:54:45
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►
weighed everything up so I feel like I
00:54:47
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►
do make those decisions and I just
00:54:49
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wonder yeah but precisely precisely you
00:54:52
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►
making those decisions is the reason
00:54:54
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►
that you're not doing speed runs up
00:54:56
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►
Mount Everest right that's precisely
00:54:59
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►
what I'm saying right as I like I don't
00:55:01
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think that there's another person who's
00:55:02
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doing the calculus in the other way like
00:55:04
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yes no I think this is gonna be worth it
00:55:06
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►
I think someone like this is just like I
00:55:08
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got a client like I gotta climb
00:55:09
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►
mountains fast and I just I don't know
00:55:11
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►
why but I just have to do it like I
00:55:13
◼
►
think that's what this is so you think
00:55:15
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►
when he would do tall I know you haven't
00:55:17
◼
►
followed his career or read interviews
00:55:19
◼
►
with him but you think when he would do
00:55:20
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►
talk about you know I'm aware of the
00:55:22
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►
risks and I weigh things up you think
00:55:24
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►
that's just lip service and really he
00:55:26
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►
just had this drive that was
00:55:28
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►
all-consuming
00:55:29
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►
yeah lips lip service isn't exactly
00:55:32
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right but it's like I just think that
00:55:33
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the like the way the person's brain is
00:55:36
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set up is doing this calculation in a
00:55:39
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►
very different way than anybody else
00:55:40
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would do it that's what I mean is like
00:55:42
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the adrenaline reward wired in his brain
00:55:45
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is like way higher than it would be for
00:55:48
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somebody else right and it's also a
00:55:50
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person who's probably had like just the
00:55:52
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►
right experiences to be this sort of
00:55:55
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person so that's what I mean by like
00:55:57
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people who do this kind of stuff are
00:55:59
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►
freaks in a particular way I often use
00:56:04
◼
►
this example of like like Richard
00:56:06
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►
Branson as a business person who I think
00:56:09
◼
►
is this similar thing he's like oh he's
00:56:11
◼
►
like a broken human being but he's
00:56:13
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►
broken in such a way that he can't stop
00:56:16
◼
►
starting businesses I think it's just
00:56:18
◼
►
things like kind of hardwired into him
00:56:19
◼
►
it's not a thing that's about whenever
00:56:22
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►
you're looking at anybody who's in like
00:56:23
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the top point Oh 1% of people in any
00:56:25
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category you just it's crazy to think
00:56:28
◼
►
that they'd be like a normal person
00:56:30
◼
►
who's just decided to do something else
00:56:32
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►
like I think all of those people are
00:56:34
◼
►
sort of freaks who can't help themselves
00:56:37
◼
►
that's why like you're saying they're
00:56:39
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►
thinking about all the political
00:56:40
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►
problems and wherever I need to fly
00:56:41
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►
through to get to k2 like yeah that's
00:56:42
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►
why you're not that's why you're not
00:56:44
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►
climbing up k2 I mean maybe in your
00:56:46
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►
retirement brain yeah you have more time
00:56:47
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►
to it you'll you'll do things a little
00:56:49
◼
►
bit differently but that's kind of my
00:56:51
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►
take on it like I just don't think these
00:56:52
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►
are normal people I think like
00:56:54
◼
►
definitionally they have to not be
00:56:56
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►
normal people he was the same age as me
00:56:59
◼
►
and he twice won this award which is
00:57:02
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►
like the Oscars of mountaineering I like
00:57:04
◼
►
that there's like mountaineering has
00:57:05
◼
►
this rewarded for you how does that even
00:57:06
◼
►
mean the Oscars of mountaineering that
00:57:08
◼
►
doesn't make any sense I can't pronounce
00:57:10
◼
►
that the payload or which French for the
00:57:14
◼
►
golden ice axe the annual mountaineering
00:57:16
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►
award given by the French magazine
00:57:17
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►
Montag's I don't understand how that
00:57:20
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►
could work I think it's if you do
00:57:23
◼
►
something that year that's like
00:57:24
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►
pioneering lucky you know you piety or
00:57:26
◼
►
some new route or you do you climb
00:57:28
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►
something in a new way that hasn't been
00:57:30
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►
done before it's like I don't know I'm
00:57:33
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trying to I'm trying to get a nice
00:57:35
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►
little precis of what it's given for but
00:57:36
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►
I can't really find it anyway
00:57:39
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►
there has been another death at base
00:57:41
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►
camp he was attempting to become the
00:57:44
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►
oldest man to climb Everest he had been
00:57:47
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the oldest man before his record had
00:57:50
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►
been taken from him so he was trying to
00:57:52
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get it back and he was 85 and he died
00:57:56
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►
bassist here he died he was Nepalese so
00:57:59
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he was quite he was quite good at
00:58:01
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►
altitude but he died at base camp they
00:58:04
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►
think of a heart attack which you know
00:58:07
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►
again very sad hard to be completely
00:58:09
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►
shocked when someone really old dies
00:58:11
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trying to climb the highest mountain in
00:58:13
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the world yeah I'm not surprised when 85
00:58:16
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►
year old man dies of a heart attack at
00:58:17
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►
Everest base camp
00:58:19
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►
that's not exactly shocking news no this
00:58:22
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►
is the thing I wanted to ask you about
00:58:23
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was that the authorities now in Nepal
00:58:27
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are considering an age limit on people
00:58:30
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climbing Everest you have to be over 16
00:58:32
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to be allowed to climb Everest to get a
00:58:34
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permit they're now considering putting a
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limit on and for some reason I'm not
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exactly sure why I've got a theory why
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but I don't know they're thinking of
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setting the limit as 76 so okay I need
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to know your theory is what why do you
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think 76 this Nepalese guy that would
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held the record before did climber at
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the age of 76 so I wonder if maybe
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they're using that could the record know
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is 80 a Japanese guy who was 80 broke
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the REC broke the record but this this
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Nepalese guy that used to have the
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record was 76 when he did it so I wonder
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if maybe that number is being used
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somehow there could be other reasons I
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don't know but what do you think about
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setting an age limit on climbing Mount
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Everest because you're all into like you
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know freedom and people can do what they
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want yeah stuff that seems crazy I mean
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I there's a thing that I don't like
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which is rules for what I imagine are
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really rare circumstances how many
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people over 65 are trying to climb
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Everest every year how many people can
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that possibly be I'm imagining it's not
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a huge number and it's like if if
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someone someone who is older wants to
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try to climb Everest and presumably you
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know you have to sign some waiver or
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whatever be like yeah I know I'm
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climbing Everest I know is going to be
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dangerous like I don't I don't like this
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kind of stuff
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like why what what is the point of this
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to stop people from dying on Everest
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it's like well it seems like lots of
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well died on Everest what difference
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does it make if they dive they're old
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well I can give you a point if you want
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one just to make the argument and that
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is when people get into strife on
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Everest that actually can cause a lot of
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other people strife because inevitably
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sometimes they'll try to rescue them
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it's very costly to try and rescue
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people people can lose their life trying
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to help other people who are losing
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their life so getting more people on the
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mountain who are incredibly likely to
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get into strife has that implication you
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know if you send someone up there who's
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almost definitely going to get
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themselves into trouble and then
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everyone else is going to have to try to
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save them suddenly you're risking a
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whole bunch of other lives so that's
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that's an argument I have a question for
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you because I don't I don't know is
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there some kind of qualification that
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you need to do to climb Mount Everest
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do you need to prove yourself physically
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in some way I actually do not know the
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answer to that famously that people
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complain that you know any old tourist
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can get dragged to the top practically
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by their guides but I don't know how
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much that's an exaggeration and you have
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to prove some kind of ability I imagine
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most of the companies that help you get
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to the top of Everest would reply and
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say yes we have a vetting process we
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don't take any Tom Dick or Harry up
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there how stringent that is I don't know
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and I don't know I don't know that the
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answer is I don't know I guess I mean
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like what I'm wondering is like okay
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let's say I go out and I buy some boots
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and then I fly to Nepal and I all right
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I'm walking up that mountain with what's
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gonna stop me from doing that you would
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have to get a permit from the government
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okay to go above a certain height so if
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you are not doing it with a company and
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you're just going on your own right I
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don't know how easy it is to get permits
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for that and that I don't know what the
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government would require from you I
01:01:40
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don't know how they check so there
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exists some sort of permit yes to go
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above a certain height like I went to
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base camp if I when I was there I sat or
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I think I got the kubu ice fault and see
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how far I can get I would be breaking
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the law okay like that was as far as I'm
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allowed to go without a permit right and
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then the Everest police would grab you
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when they bridge whenever is Jail okay
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and the permits are super expensive all
01:02:02
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right my feeling and this is whatever
01:02:05
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you need to get the permit like that
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that should I just don't like this
01:02:08
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artificial like for your own good rule I
01:02:12
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would be totally fine if
01:02:13
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there was like Oh as part of the permit
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process when you arrived in Nepal
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there's a exercise room and you have to
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be able to complete a certain number of
01:02:21
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physical tasks to demonstrate that
01:02:23
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you're able to do this right yeah and I
01:02:25
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was like that's that's fine that's
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totally fine like I wouldn't have any
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problem with that I don't like the age
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limit seems to be arbitrary yeah it
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seems a bit arbitrary right but it's
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like if you have to go into a room and
01:02:36
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you have to be able to do 100 pushups
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yeah and if you can't do 100 pushups
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they don't let you climb the mountain
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yeah that seems fine right I would be
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okay with that if a bunch of pensioners
01:02:46
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want to freeze to death on Mount Everest
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thumbs up from greater that that's fine
01:02:51
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met someone who made a strong case for
01:04:32
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the Apple watch
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really I almost feel a little bit
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insulted by the way you started this
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conversation because I feel like how
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many times have we discussed here we've
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discussed this many times Gray has often
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over dinner and over a drink
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you know women not podcasting I
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sometimes say to gray gray sell me on
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the Apple watch and he tells me why he
01:04:49
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likes it how it fits in with his life I
01:04:51
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understand the logic of the things that
01:04:54
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gray says the honey makes sense and like
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okay you know if that's if that's how
01:05:00
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your brain works and that's what you
01:05:01
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want I can get it but the case you make
01:05:04
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never seems compelling enough to me it
01:05:06
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doesn't it just never lands and they're
01:05:08
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really like like even in your case I
01:05:10
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think the things you're saying it helps
01:05:13
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you with don't seem strong enough to me
01:05:15
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for what I think the pleasure I imagine
01:05:17
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you could get from having like a nicer
01:05:19
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watch that's just me that's just me no
01:05:22
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it is like I wanted to get you on record
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for that because I do always think it's
01:05:26
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funny because it's it's not just that
01:05:27
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you find my reasons unconvincing for you
01:05:30
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you find my reasons unconvincing for me
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yeah I kind of play I kind of do I can't
01:05:35
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I mean obviously it's your decision and
01:05:37
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obviously the case is compelling enough
01:05:39
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because you wear an Apple watch and you
01:05:40
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don't wear the other watch but I feel
01:05:42
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almost a bit I know it sounds really
01:05:43
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arrogant but I feel almost like if only
01:05:45
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you knew but I know like I know yeah we
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have is like I can see it in your little
01:05:50
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baby eyes yeah but you're thinking like
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Oh gray I know better than you on this
01:05:55
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topic and if only I get that's how I
01:05:58
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feel that's how I feel but I spoke to
01:06:00
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someone the other day thinking it would
01:06:01
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the discussion would go the same way and
01:06:03
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at the end of it I was like now okay you
01:06:05
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should have an Apple watch okay I have
01:06:08
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to know what is this argument well he
01:06:10
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was the person driving me to the airport
01:06:12
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okay so he's our like a car driver
01:06:15
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he runs a car service for a living and
01:06:18
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he used to have nice watches and then it
01:06:23
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was an Apple watch tumbler why do you
01:06:24
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why do you wear the Apple watch tell me
01:06:25
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and the two reasons that seemed
01:06:28
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completely compelling to me and they
01:06:30
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were both relating to his work one is
01:06:33
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he's always driving and just being able
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to fix his wrist while still holding the
01:06:38
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steering wheel to see what's going on
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is a strong case as opposed to fishing a
01:06:42
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phone out which is not only dangerous
01:06:44
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but it's illegal mm-hmm and I don't want
01:06:46
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any driver fishing their telephone out
01:06:48
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and checking their phone all the time
01:06:49
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but he can just flick his wrist at the
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wheel and he's driving all day long row
01:06:53
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so but the second part of that is is the
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business case he's self-employed he
01:06:59
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needs to get bookings it's an industry
01:07:01
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where booking cars I'm like this if I
01:07:04
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try to book a car with someone and they
01:07:05
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don't get back to me really quickly
01:07:07
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I'll just book one with someone else
01:07:08
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because I want to get it done so he
01:07:10
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can't afford to miss opportunities so he
01:07:14
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needs notifications to him are so
01:07:17
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important and he's driving all the time
01:07:19
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so being notified every time an email
01:07:22
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comes in from someone who might want to
01:07:24
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book him seems really compelling and
01:07:27
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like it would start to hurt his business
01:07:29
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if he was missing those messages those
01:07:31
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emails and those opportunities so the
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fact he's always driving combined with
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his really really compelling need for
01:07:39
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notifications which I think's much
01:07:41
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stronger than your need for
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notifications as you've told me he sold
01:07:44
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me on and I was like all right I still
01:07:46
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think your watch looks a bit Nath
01:07:48
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but I see why you're wearing it it
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sounds like you're just making a case
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for distracted driving that's what it
01:07:55
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sounds like that's like a prayer so I'm
01:07:57
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listening this is like this guy doesn't
01:07:59
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need an Apple watch that the all I'm
01:08:00
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hearing is like I'd be trying to talk
01:08:02
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this guy out of his Apple watch that
01:08:03
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sounds it's like oh great now I've got a
01:08:05
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guy who's looking at his watch a hundred
01:08:07
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times while he's driving this is no good
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hey dude look at his watch once the
01:08:10
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whole trip but I was soda I was Arthur
01:08:12
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okay I can't visit the worst argument in
01:08:15
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the world and this is what you feel like
01:08:16
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you finally see someone has a compelling
01:08:18
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reason to use the Apple watch I can't
01:08:20
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believe this no because you are like a
01:08:22
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mumsy about safety you're thinking mom
01:08:24
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say something something that is this
01:08:26
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slanderous there's a slanderous
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accusation where you are a bit you are a
01:08:30
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bit of a little you're a bit careful so
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I think so when I tell this story you're
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set you're seeing the horror of someone
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looking at their watchin crashing
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whereas I see more just a glance oh
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that's something I need to deal with and
01:08:42
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I will you know at the next petrol
01:08:44
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station I don't see it as a safety
01:08:46
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concern but I can see how the gray eyes
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of safety are seeing it somewhat
01:08:51
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differently he could just he could just
01:08:53
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check his phone at the pet
01:08:54
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no station instead this is a keg I feel
01:08:56
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infuriated that this is the argument you
01:08:58
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feel like is landed for you for an Apple
01:09:00
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watch this is crazy this is crazy
01:09:02
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Wow I think people using their phones
01:09:04
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while driving is like really really bad
01:09:06
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yeah of course and at least this is a
01:09:08
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bit safer and you're never going to stop
01:09:11
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people connecting while driving you just
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can't do it it's an impossible it's
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impossible gray like you cannot stop
01:09:19
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people wanting to check emails and
01:09:21
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Internet's and things and social media
01:09:23
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while driving it just can't be done and
01:09:26
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if the watch like scales that back a
01:09:28
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little bit okay I'll take it I'll take
01:09:32
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it okay so you're doing this thing is
01:09:34
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like it's not that he's going to be a
01:09:35
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responsible person and check his
01:09:37
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notifications at the petrol station you
01:09:39
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are saying it's less distracting for him
01:09:41
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using the watch but he's still doing a
01:09:43
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bad thing that's what you feel like here
01:09:45
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that's your argument
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I'm not doing anything I'm trying to say
01:09:48
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something I'm trying to say something
01:09:50
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nice about the stupid Kaka toy Apple
01:09:53
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watch for once and you're slapping me
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down because this is a little chunky
01:09:58
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silly thing and I'm like I'm trying to
01:10:01
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throw you a bone and now you're saying
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he should check his phone at the petrol
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station okay and get yourself a nice
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watch too while you're at it that's what
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I'm thinking this guy should this guy
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should be checking his phone at the
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petrol station and he should get a nice
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watch so I just disagree disagree we can
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never we can never come to a meeting of
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the minds on the Apple watch Brady until
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eventually one of these days you will
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end up with a SmartWatch just like I
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know you will it's only a matter of time
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so Brady I need an update on something a
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little bit more first-hand journalism
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hmm I know you've been to the US and I
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probably have very many US stories but
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there's one thing that I want to know
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which is tell me are the at-ats are they
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still a Dulles are they still there they
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most certainly are
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oh thank god yeah so I've just been
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there it was my first time at Dulles now
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gray has spoken rather negatively about
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Washington Dulles Airport uh-huh over
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the course of this podcast it's true
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Stan he made it sound pretty terrible so
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this was my first
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saying it with my own eyes and I have to
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say I'm inclined to agree with gray okay
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thank God I was like I was I was wait I
01:11:17
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could feel myself building up like this
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this tension because I don't like Brady
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Brady's gonna spout a bunch of nonsense
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about how it's not so bad and he's hard
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as nails okay so but you're on my side
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with this one I arrived but I was a
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little bit excited I was going to get to
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see these ATS maybe if they were still
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operating we didn't know if that there
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was there were rumors that they were no
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longer operating because of some train
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that's being built but anyway I got off
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my plane and I didn't quite realize how
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these ATS would work but it was like we
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were a bunch of dazed prisoners being
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led off the plane and before we could
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even like get our feet and figure out
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we're going you'll kind of Shepherd it
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around this steep corner into this
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holding area and then like cattle you
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have shuffled into through this door and
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you don't know what the door was to okay
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don't worry no it's not obvious where
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you're going and like you're not
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prepared for it don't say you're gonna
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get put on this thing there's no like
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chance to do anything else and suddenly
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you're in this weird room with carpeted
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walls that doesn't even seem like a
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vehicle mm-hmm and then it does it's a
01:12:25
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weird thing where it changes its height
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and starts driving the lack of
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communication about what's going on when
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you've just gotten off a long-haul
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flight it was really disappointing so
01:12:35
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anyway I chugged along in the app and I
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saw all the other ones crawling around
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and that was kind of cool I mean it was
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kind of otherworldly because I got this
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sort of late at night so seeing these
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things crawling all around the airport
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was kind of cool I was just one gate
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away from the cursed gate which I think
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was b50 I saw it from a distance but I
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didn't get to take a photo of oh and
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then I got and then the adapter posited
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us at the arrivals you know immigration
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area which again was kind of not a very
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pleasant place and not a very pleasant
01:13:08
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experience these places really are to be
01:13:10
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honest but this was particularly bad and
01:13:12
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they were pretty rubbish with what
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queues to put us in and then I got moved
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from Q to Q and I was thinking ah this
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couldn't get any worse and just when I
01:13:20
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thought it couldn't get any worse
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almost as if gray had arranged it that a
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little kid a little tiny kid standing
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next to me some toddler suddenly got
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down on his haunches and started
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vomiting before so some so I'm waiting
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in queue next to a pile of vomit Dallas
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you know I'd like to be sympathetic but
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no no this that's like though nobody is
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sympathetic to children when they're
01:13:48
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traveling right this is like lose a kid
01:13:50
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your only job is to be quiet and that's
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it to be quiet I know don't don't expel
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anything from your body right yeah just
01:13:59
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be silent and miserable like the rest of
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us yeah so like I finally got through
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and got my bag and then I had to join
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some other queue with my bag which was
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even longer than the immigration queue
01:14:10
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where they just wanted to take a piece
01:14:12
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of paper off me and let me continue so
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and then you know and then I ordered my
01:14:17
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uber and my uber guy phoned me up and
01:14:19
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wanted to figure out where I was going
01:14:20
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and just obviously decided I wasn't a
01:14:22
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good fare and canceled on me so I was
01:14:24
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having over problems as well I'm falling
01:14:26
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out of love with you but I can tell you
01:14:28
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that right now
01:14:28
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yeah and but that's a whole other story
01:14:30
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there anyway so my Dulles experience was
01:14:34
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terrible and when I left Washington
01:14:36
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I went via Ronald Reagan Airport which
01:14:39
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is lovely I'm realizing that you didn't
01:14:41
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actually you were barely in the CD
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terminals I didn't even have you know
01:14:46
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experience all the things you hate about
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it I had a quite limited exposure and
01:14:50
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even that put me offer it is now on the
01:14:52
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list of places that hello internet
01:14:55
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listeners can check off that they've
01:14:57
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gone to on a worldwide - hello internets
01:15:00
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scavenger hunt
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I guess so I'm glad I'm glad now that
01:15:04
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all this have been there yeah that's
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exactly what it is yeah I'm glad the
01:15:08
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both of us have been there
01:15:09
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so yeah I'm fun for you I'm sorry that a
01:15:12
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child vomited in line I'm sorry that
01:15:14
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you're falling out of love with uber it
01:15:16
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sounds like difficult travels but did
01:15:17
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you make it to your math festival on
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time I did I enjoyed Washington it was
01:15:22
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only my second time I'd spent any time
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there and I really enjoyed her mm-hmm I
01:15:26
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was there for this national math
01:15:28
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festival which was interesting it was
01:15:30
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really good it was I really loved it
01:15:32
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it coincided with the March for science
01:15:34
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which was held in Washington
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which I think there was some worry that
01:15:37
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it might sort of you know the Nerds
01:15:39
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might do the match for science instead
01:15:40
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of the math festival but I think the two
01:15:42
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sort of played off each other quite well
01:15:44
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and luckily for the math festival it
01:15:46
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absolutely poured with rain in
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Washington that day so I think a lot of
01:15:49
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people who were thinking I'll do the
01:15:51
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March and then go to the festival or
01:15:52
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I'll go to the festival and go to the
01:15:53
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match thought bugger that I'm just going
01:15:55
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to go to the math festival that's why I
01:15:57
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thought maybe the winners for them I
01:16:00
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love that Lee who have come all the way
01:16:02
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to protest oh but it's raining
01:16:04
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how much do I really care turns out not
01:16:07
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rains worth much it was a great success
01:16:10
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that match for science anyway and I must
01:16:12
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speak positively about it if only
01:16:13
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because our friend Duke from the Vatican
01:16:15
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was one of their like hosts of it and I
01:16:18
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didn't catch up with him for a drink in
01:16:19
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Washington the wave function that is
01:16:21
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Dirk did spread to Washington so I got
01:16:24
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to see him while I was there I didn't
01:16:25
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know he was there for that yeah he was
01:16:27
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the guy he was the guy up on the stage
01:16:29
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you know showboating around in the dry
01:16:31
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no doubt covered by the stage yeah ya
01:16:33
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know for for that pretty face they can't
01:16:35
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let him get wet no that's not happened
01:16:37
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exactly as sunshine machines at the top
01:16:40
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of the stage to keep him nice and warm
01:16:41
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I'm sure that's how that works
01:16:42
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so now you feel like you have to speak
01:16:44
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positively about it that's funny
01:16:45
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interesting I can show a bit of
01:16:47
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solidarity so the math festival well I
01:16:52
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obviously got there early mm-hmm and I
01:16:55
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had to do these like three presentations
01:16:57
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two of them with Matt Parker and one
01:16:59
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with cliff style who have people in
01:17:01
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might numberphile videos and there was
01:17:04
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just like really big room that we were
01:17:06
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doing it in and like I'm thinking
01:17:08
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there's no way people are going to come
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to this room hmm I get really nervous
01:17:12
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about that like I just imagine like
01:17:14
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three people turning up because I'm like
01:17:16
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who's going to want to come to this and
01:17:18
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then after that I knew I had to do this
01:17:20
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slacker they'd set up this kind of
01:17:23
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meet-and-greet thing for me like meet
01:17:25
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Brady from numberphile which I was a bit
01:17:27
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uneasy about and I want it to be as
01:17:29
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low-key as possible and then I went to
01:17:32
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the place where it was going to happen
01:17:33
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which was this huge area at the
01:17:35
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Convention Center in Washington that I
01:17:37
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swear was three times bigger than an
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aircraft hangar and then there's this
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one tiny desk over on the side with a
01:17:46
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sign saying meet Brady from numberphile
01:17:48
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and like a chair and like ropes and
01:17:50
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stuff and I'm like why their ropes that
01:17:54
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makes it like you do not need crowd
01:17:56
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control this is not going to be a big
01:17:58
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thing I felt really like really uneasy
01:18:00
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about it and really embarrassed about it
01:18:02
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hmm so so luckily lots of people came to
01:18:06
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the presentations there was a really
01:18:08
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good audience there were lots of Tim's
01:18:11
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my met the guy that does nerd stats on
01:18:13
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reddit okay you complain to him about
01:18:16
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that worth the weight measurement the
01:18:17
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terribly means worth the weight
01:18:19
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measurement I didn't I didn't really get
01:18:20
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time to discuss that but if I had I
01:18:22
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would have he was disappointingly normal
01:18:25
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I was hoping he'd be a bit nerdy abut
01:18:27
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anyway he seemed kind of normal but
01:18:29
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anyway anyway so I met lots of Tim's saw
01:18:33
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a few nailing gears around the place and
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then I went up like a three o'clock
01:18:38
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whatever I went up to this desk well I
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was going to have to sit for hours which
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I thought was going to be the most
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embarrassing moment of my life and I was
01:18:45
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going to be sitting at a table for like
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three hours on mine there are a few
01:18:48
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people milling there when I got there so
01:18:51
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I'm like hi and liked it signed a few
01:18:53
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things and did a few selfies and then
01:18:55
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amazingly like it was never like a long
01:18:59
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key like a you know VidCon where like a
01:19:01
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thousand screaming people line up to
01:19:03
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meet some vlogger but there was always
01:19:06
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just like 10 people like for the whole
01:19:09
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three hours like I think people would
01:19:12
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come along and think other queue there's
01:19:14
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a key oh there's no queue I'll join the
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queue now so like for the whole three
01:19:17
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hours that never stopped like I was able
01:19:19
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to just spend three hours meeting people
01:19:21
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which was nice and also incredible
01:19:24
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relief for my like personal pride really
01:19:27
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really what I love I love this stuff
01:19:30
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because it's like it's like you don't
01:19:33
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know who you are Brady if you're worried
01:19:35
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you worry did all these events that
01:19:36
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nobody is going to show up but you want
01:19:38
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like you're the mighty Brady Haran yeah
01:19:40
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you are a number file at a math
01:19:43
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convention like you think nobody's gonna
01:19:45
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to say hello like do you have any
01:19:47
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concept of who you are in the situation
01:19:50
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I'm amazed at that you weren't mobbed
01:19:52
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right the fans didn't dare you limb from
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limb screaming and excitement to see you
01:19:55
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there right it's like it's it's just
01:19:58
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it's so funny to me cuz like I saw the
01:20:00
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same thing at VidCon really like wonder
01:20:02
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anybody's gonna show but like now dude
01:20:03
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like you're Brady Haran you had a math
01:20:06
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convention like I think you're going to
01:20:07
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be fine for a meet-and-greet like I
01:20:09
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think you're gonna be just fine all
01:20:12
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right that's not that's that's fair
01:20:14
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but having said that and they were quite
01:20:17
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and quite a few hello Internet listeners
01:20:18
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came just for hello Internet I probably
01:20:20
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went who probably weren't numberphile
01:20:22
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fans but my favorite people who lined up
01:20:25
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and there were a few of these and I
01:20:27
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remain bamboos would buy them people who
01:20:29
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were waiting in line for maybe you know
01:20:32
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15 20 minutes because sometimes I would
01:20:34
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talk to people for a while and someone
01:20:36
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would get to the front of the queue and
01:20:38
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I'd say hey how are you mm-hmm and they
01:20:41
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would say to me yeah I'm good thanks who
01:20:44
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are you I saw this queue of people or
01:20:46
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people wanting to know so I thought okay
01:20:48
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I want to find out who you are and that
01:20:50
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I would have to like to a total stranger
01:20:51
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who've been waiting in queue to meet me
01:20:54
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I would have to say oh well my name's
01:20:56
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Brady and I make these YouTube videos
01:20:57
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about mathematics and some people like
01:21:00
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them they're like oh really oh that
01:21:01
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sounds really interesting how long have
01:21:02
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you been doing that for and I talk to
01:21:04
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them for like five minutes they had no
01:21:06
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idea who I was and then and then there
01:21:09
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would be oh can I have a picture with
01:21:10
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you I'm like yeah of course you can't or
01:21:13
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can I have a signature yeah yeah you can
01:21:16
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yeah and then they would just walk away
01:21:17
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I feel like I can't believe that that's
01:21:20
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real it's true it happened three times
01:21:22
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one of them was a family it was a mum
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with like all her kids and then I had to
01:21:26
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like have pictures with the kids and
01:21:28
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none of them knew who I was I really
01:21:30
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almost can't believe that what kind of
01:21:32
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person would do that and I were just
01:21:34
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saying a cue and thought maybe I was
01:21:35
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someone interesting or famous but like
01:21:38
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it's not like this is Soviet Russia and
01:21:39
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you see a line and you just have to get
01:21:40
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on the back of it because maybe they'll
01:21:42
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be bred like it there I don't oh my god
01:21:45
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I don't know I cannot him okay I mean I
01:21:49
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was grateful for them because they kind
01:21:50
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of you know patted out the line a bit
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but but I've kind of felt a bit sorry
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for I would find out the strangest
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moment to be in a way justifying the
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existence of the line to see you like
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someone gets at the friend like you
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don't seem that impressive who are you
01:22:07
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that is so weird I can't believe that
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that happens at all let alone like if
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you told me one person did it I'd be
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like well obviously there's some
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in this world but three people hmm
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that's one an hour on average I don't
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understand how those people can exist
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that is very strange to me I'm sorry
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that you had to go through that so from
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Washington I went on to Miami and like
01:22:33
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I'm not going to talk for ages about
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Miami but it was a weird place also were
01:22:42
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there expectations that you are going to
01:22:43
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talk for ages about Miami because
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everybody knows it's a place that you
01:22:46
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talk a lot about I have never been to
01:22:47
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Miami tell me how about a Brady I'm not
01:22:49
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going to go too much into Miami because
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you know I don't want to turn hello
01:22:52
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internet into what Brady did in his
01:22:54
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holiday but there was one thing that
01:22:57
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struck me as interesting and this was I
01:23:00
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mean probably the thing that's most
01:23:03
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famous for and its greatest essay is
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it's lovely big long beautiful beach big
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long sandy beach beautiful water always
01:23:11
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great weather all the hotels look out at
01:23:15
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the beach I had a hotel room looking out
01:23:16
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over the beach everyone sits by the
01:23:18
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pools at their hotel that are oriented
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so you can look out over the beach or
01:23:21
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you sit on the beach itself mm-hmm and
01:23:23
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everyone gazes this marvelous Vista so
01:23:26
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being America obviously this is seen as
01:23:29
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an advertising opportunity and they have
01:23:32
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lots and lots of planes dragging ads
01:23:35
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behind them and I actually quite like
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that I find that quite quite quaint and
01:23:40
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I'm in favor of those planes dragging
01:23:44
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ads through the sky on one condition
01:23:47
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they have to be those ads that are like
01:23:49
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made of like letters that have obviously
01:23:51
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been you know taken from a stockpile of
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letters and they just rearrange the
01:23:56
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letters depending on who the advertiser
01:23:57
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is you know that you know that cliche
01:23:59
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kind of I'm talking about right well I
01:24:01
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get would you want letter like you you
01:24:03
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want letterpress here like like a
01:24:05
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Gutenberg rearrangement of the letters
01:24:07
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for the advertisement because what
01:24:09
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happens now is some of the planes are
01:24:10
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dragging behind them like these huge
01:24:12
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obviously like silk-screened posters
01:24:14
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with like pictures of women holding
01:24:16
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machine guns saying come to our firing
01:24:18
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range and that sounds pretty awesome I
01:24:20
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think I could be sold on that that one
01:24:23
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was awesome but generally those ones I
01:24:25
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don't approve of it's a bit too
01:24:26
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high-tech but when there's those ones
01:24:28
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just like dragging
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like letters I feel like I've gone like
01:24:31
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to the 1960s or something and it's quite
01:24:33
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I feel like I'm in like Scarface or
01:24:36
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something and I'm back in Miami in some
01:24:37
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cool time okay but it but if it's like a
01:24:39
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bottom third banner advertisement on a
01:24:42
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YouTube video that's not cool
01:24:44
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that you don't like yeah what I want the
01:24:46
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letters I want the printing press
01:24:47
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letters so they're okay but there's
01:24:49
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another kind of advert that I was
01:24:51
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horrified by and that was every sort of
01:24:54
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20 minutes or so probably about a
01:24:57
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hundred 200 meters out to see this
01:25:01
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slowly chugging boat goes along like you
01:25:04
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know from right to left and then left to
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right along the whole stretch of the
01:25:08
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beach with this giant TV screen facing
01:25:11
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back to all the people on the land
01:25:13
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playing video ads at them and it just
01:25:15
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chugs along and you've got to watch all
01:25:17
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these video ads from this advertising
01:25:19
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boat that just chugs up and down the
01:25:21
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beach all day and I do not approve of
01:25:23
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that I'm gonna say that might be one of
01:25:25
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the most offensive kind of ads I've ever
01:25:28
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heard it was terrible
01:25:29
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it was terrible I cannot believe they're
01:25:31
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allowed to do it I think right below
01:25:33
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that the kind of ad that always bothered
01:25:35
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me the most is and it particularly see
01:25:37
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the minute in in Las Vegas is they have
01:25:41
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these in quotation marks I wanna say
01:25:43
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like trucks like their little trucks but
01:25:45
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on the back of them they're carrying
01:25:47
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nothing except a gigantic vertical
01:25:49
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poster right in either direction and
01:25:51
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those things always bother me because it
01:25:52
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feel like your whole job little truck is
01:25:54
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to drive up and down some of the busiest
01:25:58
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streets in a city just causing more
01:26:01
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traffic while advertising you offend me
01:26:03
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here at least don't have the
01:26:04
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advertisement be actively in the way of
01:26:06
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everybody else on the road and I've seen
01:26:09
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them in London every once in a while too
01:26:10
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and I was like those really bother me
01:26:11
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but to have someone essentially
01:26:13
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literally drag a TV across an ocean view
01:26:17
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yeah I feel it I would make me furious
01:26:22
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if I was on vacation that is horrific
01:26:24
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it's the way you know it's your thing
01:26:26
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it's their beautiful thing it's why
01:26:27
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you're there and like I like I said I
01:26:29
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can get on board with the planes because
01:26:32
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I don't know it's like from another era
01:26:34
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but the TV screens that's like a crime
01:26:37
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against humanity
01:26:38
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that's that looked like to me come on
01:26:39
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Miami sort yourself out yeah those
01:26:44
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quick sports ball corner gray doesn't
01:26:47
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involve a bowl this is from the world of
01:26:49
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athletics and something that I thought
01:26:52
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you might find interesting
01:26:53
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mm-hmm and there is obviously you know
01:26:56
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who wins things is quite important in
01:26:58
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athletics you get your gold medals and
01:26:59
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stuff but a sub important thing about
01:27:01
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athletics is who has the World Records
01:27:03
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who has you know run the fastest 100
01:27:06
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meters or who was throwing the javelin
01:27:07
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the farthest right now because of all
01:27:10
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the problems that athletics has been
01:27:13
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having with doping and things like that
01:27:15
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and drug cheats a controversial proposal
01:27:18
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seems to be close to becoming a thing
01:27:21
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and that is they are thinking of
01:27:24
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scrubbing the record books of any world
01:27:28
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record that was set before 2005 and
01:27:32
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that's because before 2005 they didn't
01:27:35
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keep samples since then they do keep
01:27:38
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samples so as they come up with like
01:27:39
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better drug tests and better ways of
01:27:41
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finding cheats you mean they can run in
01:27:43
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blood samples I think blood or urine and
01:27:46
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things like that I'm not sure exactly
01:27:47
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sure which I think I think that's the
01:27:49
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reason I'm pretty sure that's the reason
01:27:51
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so basically the rule the rules are such
01:27:54
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for World Records to be recognized it
01:27:57
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has to have been achieved at a
01:27:58
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competition that's unlike a list of
01:28:00
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approved events where I guess they have
01:28:01
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you know the right clocks and tape
01:28:03
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measures and stuff right the athlete has
01:28:05
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to have been subject to an agreed number
01:28:07
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of doping control tests in the months
01:28:09
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leading up to the event okay
01:28:11
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and the doping control sample that was
01:28:13
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taken from them after they set their
01:28:15
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record has to have been stored and
01:28:17
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available for retesting for ten years
01:28:20
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and basically up until 2005 that didn't
01:28:24
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happen since then they've had these more
01:28:26
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stringent requirements so I think for
01:28:28
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like the integrity of the sport because
01:28:30
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some of the some of these World Records
01:28:32
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for example the world records set by
01:28:33
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Florence Griffith Joyner who was a
01:28:36
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American sprinter and her records are
01:28:39
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►
considered pretty suspect but they still
01:28:41
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stand they've decided we can say that
01:28:44
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because she's died so we can defame her
01:28:46
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but anyway is that how that works okay
01:28:50
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yeah all right that's okay I'm not
01:28:52
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better than this I don't know how that
01:28:53
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in caves in defamation so what they've
01:28:56
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said is for sort of the integrity of
01:28:58
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these records they've decided to take
01:29:00
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this heavy-handed broad brush approach
01:29:03
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and say let's just wipe out all the
01:29:05
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records from before 2005 and of course a
01:29:08
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whole bunch of people who probably are
01:29:10
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clean and certainly say they're clean
01:29:12
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►
are saying hang on this is really unfair
01:29:14
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►
we're losing all our world records but
01:29:17
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this is the decision that there seem to
01:29:18
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be coming to let's wipe the slate clean
01:29:21
◼
►
start World Records from then I was
01:29:24
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wondering what you would think of this
01:29:25
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this is an interesting decision my first
01:29:27
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impression is you're telling me that
01:29:29
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somewhere in the world there's a vault
01:29:31
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with ten years worth of athlete's blood
01:29:35
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►
and urine samples like this that's what
01:29:38
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I'm getting out of this story's like
01:29:39
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somewhere they have these samples stored
01:29:42
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that is weird
01:29:43
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►
that is really weird to think about I
01:29:45
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think they would only keep the ones of
01:29:46
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people who have like won the medals and
01:29:49
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set the World Records I don't think like
01:29:51
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anyone who ever does anything has
01:29:52
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everything kept although I imagine they
01:29:54
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must have to try and keep 4th and 5th
01:29:56
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and 6th maybe they do it for all the
01:29:57
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►
finalists you've gotta keep a few right
01:30:00
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because we're gonna we're gonna go back
01:30:01
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►
in time and we're going to reset who's
01:30:03
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the record you're gonna have to test
01:30:04
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who's number two as well right yeah
01:30:06
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otherwise you're just filming the lead
01:30:08
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►
golfer all the time right and that's no
01:30:09
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to film everybody okay so after you get
01:30:12
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over the shock of the way in the blood
01:30:14
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►
no but isn't that interesting to you
01:30:15
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►
like do you think they're all in one
01:30:16
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►
place where do you think they I want to
01:30:18
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►
know where their caps I don't know I've
01:30:20
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seen like reports and stuff before from
01:30:22
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►
these facilities that do this it's like
01:30:23
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►
a whole industry you know checking
01:30:25
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►
athlete's samples for doping they always
01:30:28
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►
just look like big giant labs with
01:30:30
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fridges and freezers and if they decide
01:30:32
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►
to pass this new rule and then let's say
01:30:36
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one of the facilities that's storing all
01:30:37
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of the blood and urine burns to the
01:30:39
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►
ground do all of those people then lose
01:30:41
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►
their record there is an interesting
01:30:43
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►
question I think I think maybe there's a
01:30:45
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degree of higher powers there and people
01:30:48
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►
would say well that's not your fault
01:30:49
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you're not going to lose your record for
01:30:50
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that I think this 2005 thing is they've
01:30:53
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said we didn't really get our act
01:30:55
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►
together in terms of you know having
01:30:57
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good mechanisms in place to stop
01:30:59
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cheating into 2005 let's make that our
01:31:03
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►
new start point let's reset the clock
01:31:05
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you know and if there's a whole bunch of
01:31:07
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people who are saying they're sort of
01:31:08
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►
innocent victims but I mean I mean World
01:31:11
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Records are funny things anyway because
01:31:13
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it's not like they're it like you don't
01:31:15
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get medals for having a world record
01:31:16
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►
they're just like they're just pieces of
01:31:18
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►
information anyway yeah and even if
01:31:21
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someone new has the world record for the
01:31:22
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hundred meters
01:31:23
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women's hundred meters everyone's going
01:31:26
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to know it was run quicker you know in
01:31:28
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2002 but that one doesn't count yeah
01:31:30
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everyone's everyone's going to know that
01:31:32
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yeah that's how that works
01:31:34
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►
hmm I thought it was an interesting
01:31:35
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decision that you might have thoughts on
01:31:37
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because I I never really know where you
01:31:38
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stand on drugs in sport anyway I kind of
01:31:40
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part of me thinks you think maybe there
01:31:42
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okay so I'm pro doping really yeah it
01:31:47
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►
seems like a stupid arbitrary thing to
01:31:50
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say like oh we can do all of these
01:31:52
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►
things that are sports training which
01:31:55
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►
are all about manipulating the chemicals
01:31:57
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►
inside your body
01:31:58
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►
through physical means yeah and you can
01:32:00
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eat healthy food oh that's not fair you
01:32:02
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ate too many carrots that's making you
01:32:04
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really strong it's dumb like I'm all in
01:32:06
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►
favor of doping I don't even mean that
01:32:08
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as a joke I won a hundred percent I'm in
01:32:10
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favor of doping I think it's it's dumb
01:32:13
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that it's not allowed point people then
01:32:16
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like put their own lives at risk as I
01:32:17
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sort of push themselves to the limit own
01:32:19
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sports be more exciting when people are
01:32:21
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at people's lives are on the line or the
01:32:24
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game what's the downside here alright it
01:32:26
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seems like it's all upside the sport
01:32:27
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gets more exciting you're gonna have
01:32:29
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more impressive physical feats which is
01:32:31
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the whole purpose of it I have no
01:32:33
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problem with this I've no problem with
01:32:34
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►
this whatsoever
01:32:35
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well it amuses me that you think that I
01:32:38
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think it would be a little bit
01:32:39
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irresponsible if we allowed doping in
01:32:42
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sport yeah cuz sport is filled with
01:32:43
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nothing but responsible necessary
01:32:46
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responsible field it's all aboveboard
01:32:49
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everything's fine there's nothing you're
01:32:51
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responsible about the whole notion of
01:32:52
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professional sports in the first place
01:32:54
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but doping no that is too far sir right
01:32:57
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that work definitely that's not allowed
01:32:58
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I mean like all that crazy stuff about
01:33:01
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people doing like high-altitude training
01:33:02
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and like taking out their blood and then
01:33:04
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like pumping their own blood back into
01:33:06
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them it's like well that's not doping
01:33:07
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because it's your own genetic material
01:33:08
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like this stuff is crazy I'm totally
01:33:10
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fine with it like you want to take some
01:33:11
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steroids to be a better athlete I'm okay
01:33:14
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with that I have no say yes saying let's
01:33:16
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make sport like you know technological
01:33:18
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arms race and just take it to its
01:33:20
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wherever that is that it's that already
01:33:22
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like yeah yeah I got a camera where I
01:33:25
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came across it I came across something
01:33:26
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which was just talking about even like
01:33:29
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sports records as they relate to like
01:33:31
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baseball bats and tennis rackets and all
01:33:34
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kinds of things where you just you don't
01:33:36
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even really think about it but it's like
01:33:37
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oh of course of course there's actually
01:33:39
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quite a lot of technology that goes into
01:33:41
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a tennis racket and how it responds yeah
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this is all like a thing anyway that's
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that's about progress yeah I mean your
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people so are countries with the best
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you know chemists will start winning all
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the medals but as it stands now the
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facilities win all the medals so I
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there's like a human safety element to
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some of the drug stuff that probably is
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worthy of consideration don't get me
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as well start genetically breeding
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people to be more receptive to those
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drugs to compete in our sports and we'll
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conclusion of this and it'll be an
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through my bubble net which is we're
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going to have an election here in the UK
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a snap election a snap election how
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exciting the Prime Minister Theresa May
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is just decided let's have an election I
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thought this new law where you had an
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election every five years which was new
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to the UK was designed to stop this
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being like a thing you were allowed to
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do but obviously it's not I don't
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actually know what that new five-year
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law is for now if you can call snap
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elections anyway I don't understand how
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she's allowed to do it but it's
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happening so yeah we're we mentioned
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this once when the law first came out
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and my understanding is that that law
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was primarily to just shorten the
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maximum length between elections in the
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UK it was six years before wasn't it oh
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okay okay so this new this law whatever
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it's called about having a set election
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every five years on a set date is just a
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fancy way of saying the limit now is
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five years between elections that was my
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understanding of it and that seems to be
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the case background for Americans right
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there's there's this thing in the UK
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just very briefly where you can have an
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election at any point and then you have
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its what six weeks is the whole whole
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cycle before
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the election actually takes place like
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this is a thing that can happen in UK
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politics and it can happen either
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because you have a coalition government
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that falls apart or it can happen as has
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happened in this case where the party in
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power thinks that they can more firmly
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lock in their power and you can just you
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can have an election and the thing that
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happens now which i think is interesting
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is that it looks like it resets the
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clock so it's again the next election
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can be no more than five years from this
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election is the way it works so we don't
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have like a fixed election cycle in the
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UK in the same way that the United
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States does yeah and that is what has
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happened most recently with Theresa May
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calling the snap election in the UK and
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for those who don't follow British
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politics pretty obviously what's
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happened is the the opposition party in
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the UK is in such dire state and it's so
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far behind in the polls that I think the
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Prime Minister here thought it was a
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fait accompli that she would win an
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election and win it handsomely and
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probably increase her mandate and not
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only would it reset her clock she's
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probably arguing it'll give her a bit
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stronger mandate for all the bricks at
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who her and stuff that's to follow so
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it's sort of a opportunism isn't it or
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shrewdness or whatever you want to call
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it I saw your tweet I saw your tweet but
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which one tweet I don't even remember
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what we don't have a gate wait I think
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it was I think it was right because it
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was one of these things where obviously
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I don't follow the day-to-day of
01:39:22
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politics I have no interest of this but
01:39:23
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this did burst through my bubble from
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bunch of people sending me stuff about
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the election happening as soon as I saw
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it I thought it wouldn't have occurred
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to me but it does seem like there was a
01:39:34
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very clever move on her part some of
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those things in retrospect it seems
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almost obvious like it's a good decision
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for her to gain more power and to sort
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of lock in more more victories for her
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party I mean it may disgust for months
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and months but she just kept promising
01:39:51
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she wouldn't do it it wasn't a shock
01:39:53
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because no one thought she would do it
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like everyone thought it was a really
01:39:56
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obvious move but she just promised that
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she wouldn't do it so the reason it was
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a shock was because it was such a
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a brazen break of her promise I have a
01:40:04
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hard time holding someone to the notion
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of like if you've had the opinion once
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you have to have that opinion for
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forever yeah right yeah I wouldn't even
01:40:12
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pass it off cynically as like Oh
01:40:13
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politicians you can't trust them it's
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just like no you know you don't
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necessarily know what reasons like why
01:40:17
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things change even if it was just
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straight-up strategic to say like oh
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we're not going to hold an election and
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then later we're gonna do it anyway it's
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like yeah people have their reasons some
01:40:25
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I can never like fault someone for
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changing their mind I think it's okay to
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change your mind I don't think it's okay
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to lie for strategic reasons when you
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are a leader of people because then
01:40:36
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people could make decisions like if
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before an election you promised you
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would do something mm-hmm and you knew
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for a fact you wouldn't do it and
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everyone voted on you on that basis and
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then you did the other thing what hope
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have we got for democracy if like Strich
01:40:51
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eat like I'm not saying it will stop
01:40:52
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happening but if it's like acceptable
01:40:55
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and everyone's saying I know it's fine
01:40:56
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yeah yeah it's okay to lie I think when
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you do strategic lying that will never
01:41:01
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stop but I think you need to be cold on
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it and slept over the wrists I think if
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we create a world where strategic lying
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is like fine then what hope have we got
01:41:11
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as like voters but what like what like
01:41:14
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we dislike we're just flip flopping in
01:41:15
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the wind now because they can just do
01:41:17
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whatever they want there has to be some
01:41:18
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penalty for your strategic yeah and too
01:41:21
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much strategic lying has to result in
01:41:23
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you like you know getting kicked out
01:41:25
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we're a little bit of strategic lying
01:41:27
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you kind of get away with it yeah it's
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funny because it's like when I when I
01:41:31
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was first saying that I was having in my
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mind like I was going to go to some like
01:41:34
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World War two analogy about what will a
01:41:36
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leader say on the radio that's a dirty G
01:41:38
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collided like win a victory it's like
01:41:39
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yes but at the other end of that
01:41:41
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spectrum is just straight-up lies that
01:41:43
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we can all agree you're like terrible
01:41:45
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like I'm never gonna fulfill this
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promise at all lies so yeah obviously
01:41:48
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there's got to be somewhere there's got
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to be something that's somewhere in
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between there yeah I'm okay with being
01:41:56
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strategic about when you want to
01:41:57
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announce a snap election feels like it's
01:42:00
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someone who is already in office trying
01:42:04
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to time a thing I feel like I'm okay
01:42:08
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with that but maybe maybe much further
01:42:11
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is not okay is it a little bit like that
01:42:13
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because I know you're someone who is
01:42:15
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really opposed to gerrymandering ie like
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you think you think that's pretty poison
01:42:20
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thing that happens in the u.s. yeah
01:42:22
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right and that is a prime example of the
01:42:25
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people who are in power being able to
01:42:28
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manipulate the electoral system is snap
01:42:31
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elections another example of that they
01:42:33
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like she had the power and she's
01:42:36
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manipulated the system by calling the
01:42:38
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election at the moment that gives her
01:42:40
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the maximum opportunity to win not like
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an arbitrary fair time that's been
01:42:44
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decided this date in the future is this
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not like a kind of gerrymandering how is
01:42:50
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it different so yeah I think you're
01:42:51
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right that in a way this is a kind of
01:42:53
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gerrymandering but I'm more okay with it
01:42:56
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because I think this is again we have to
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talk like in the abstract about how do
01:43:00
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you have a government yeah system work
01:43:02
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like we're not talking about this
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particular election yeah I'm kind of ok
01:43:05
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with it because I think this is just the
01:43:07
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natural consequence of the way this
01:43:10
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system is set up that you could also
01:43:12
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have a moment where you have like an
01:43:15
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impasse in the government and then you
01:43:17
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can have an election that that occurs
01:43:19
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when there is an impasse and the
01:43:21
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election is like the thing that solves
01:43:23
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this political impasse if a coalition
01:43:27
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government isn't able to stick together
01:43:28
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and I think it's very hard to imagine it
01:43:31
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like a set of rules where you can have
01:43:34
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the government dissolve but not have it
01:43:37
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dissolved strategically this is like the
01:43:40
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consequence of the way the system is set
01:43:42
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up but I totally agree that there's this
01:43:45
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what has occurred now is probably the
01:43:47
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situation where someone is strategically
01:43:49
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dissolving the government in order to
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win by a bigger margin I mean she's
01:43:55
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pretty upfront about that just to
01:43:57
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quickly come back to this practical
01:43:58
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example they were mainly talking in
01:44:00
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abstractions I mean there was no real
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impasse in the UK and no one has even
01:44:05
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pretended there was she she basically
01:44:07
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has said I want a stronger mandate you
01:44:10
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know going into the next few years with
01:44:13
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all the things that are ahead for the UK
01:44:14
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and to be fair the opposition all the
01:44:17
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other parties lay down and approved it
01:44:20
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like you know it went through the
01:44:21
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Parliament so it's not like they all
01:44:22
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said cried foul and said stop that so
01:44:25
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but I don't think it's not even like
01:44:29
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she manipulated the system and created
01:44:31
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some bill over which no one could agree
01:44:33
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that would result in the Parliament
01:44:35
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collapsing she just basically said I
01:44:37
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want more votes what do you all say who
01:44:41
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and you know what opposition isn't going
01:44:43
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to approve an election because you look
01:44:46
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cowardly if you say no
01:44:47
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putting aside the particulars of the
01:44:49
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policy this was just a totally brilliant
01:44:52
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game theory move right because I think
01:44:56
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this whole situation with brexit and
01:44:58
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then the UK having another election
01:45:00
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she's able to do the like do you want to
01:45:04
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vote to make us stronger in a
01:45:06
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negotiation or do you want to make us
01:45:08
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weaker in a negotiation it is such a
01:45:10
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killer electoral move and to time it at
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a place where yet the opposition party
01:45:17
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seems like they are particularly weak I
01:45:20
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don't follow the details of a day to day
01:45:22
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but I expect that the Conservatives are
01:45:24
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going to walk away with like a huge a
01:45:26
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huge victory over this one it's hard to
01:45:30
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imagine how that that wouldn't happen I
01:45:34
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do think that that she's right in a way
01:45:36
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that the more resounding of a victory
01:45:40
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she can win like the better it makes it
01:45:43
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for the UK negotiating with the European
01:45:46
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Union and it's like oh god like what
01:45:48
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like you're trapped in this in this
01:45:49
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position where is she's made it almost
01:45:52
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feel like if you don't vote her way you
01:45:56
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were voting against the best interests
01:45:58
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of the UK that's why I did think like as
01:46:00
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soon as I like I heard that the election
01:46:02
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was occurring and then I saw her little
01:46:03
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speech about like oh you need to you
01:46:05
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need to vote with us or you're against
01:46:07
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us you're against the UK thing I was
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like man it just feels like it's a
01:46:10
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really clever little game theory win on
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the behalf of the Conservatives so I
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just I think it's an interesting
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situation and I'm going to be very
01:46:20
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curious to see how it turns out but I'm
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expecting that they're really gonna
01:46:23
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clean house yeah they're anything I
01:46:25
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disagree with him what you just said was
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capturing it as like some brilliant move
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like she's just solved from ours Last
01:46:30
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Theorem or something I think it was like
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just bit of an no brainer and she was
01:46:34
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just a bit ruthless I don't think you
01:46:36
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know she's pulled off some political act
01:46:39
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of genius like it was just like everyone
01:46:41
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was saying for months
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yeah she'll probably call a snap
01:46:44
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election because she'll crush him and
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increase her majority and then sure
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enough that's what she did it's not just
01:46:50
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calling the snap election it's the it's
01:46:52
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the tie in with brexit that's what makes
01:46:55
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it a stronger position I'm not saying
01:46:58
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that this is like ooh this is some
01:46:59
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strategic 3d chess move it's an
01:47:02
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interesting thing that has occurred in
01:47:05
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the way this system works and I think
01:47:07
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combining it with brexit it just feels
01:47:10
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like a kind of trap for the voters where
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you you have yeah very little
01:47:17
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maneuverability yeah I guess I guess
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that the the sneaky move was calling a
01:47:22
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snap election after triggering yeah yeah
01:47:24
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that's what it is
01:47:25
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it's no longer a revote on bricks like
01:47:27
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bricks that's happening you can't stop
01:47:29
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it now but are you going to sabotage the
01:47:30
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country or not that's probably the
01:47:32
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interesting thing about the timing if
01:47:34
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she'd said I'm not going to call article
01:47:36
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50 until you decide on me as your new
01:47:38
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prime minister then it would have become
01:47:40
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referendum too right it's like oh well
01:47:42
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you know I'm flying this plane we've
01:47:45
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taken off we know where we're going and
01:47:47
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now are you going to let me pick the
01:47:49
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crew that I fly the plane with or not
01:47:51
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we're all on this plane together like we
01:47:53
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needed to get where it's going and we
01:47:55
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can't get you out of the cockpit so it's
01:47:58
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almost crazy to try to like pick people
01:48:00
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who are going to work against you it's
01:48:01
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just that's why I think it's just it's
01:48:02
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an interesting thing it's also sort of
01:48:05
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like sad to see the opposition parties
01:48:07
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are trying to negotiate with each other
01:48:10
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to run candidates or not run candidates
01:48:14
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in various districts based on who was
01:48:15
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going to win or who is like it's just
01:48:17
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you can see all of the side effects of
01:48:19
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the strategic voting that has to occur
01:48:21
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everywhere else it's just you know again
01:48:25
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that's just like a just a very
01:48:26
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frustrating situation take an
01:48:29
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interesting thing about politics cry
01:48:30
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yeah like just to touch on you know my
01:48:34
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consumption of news again I'm really
01:48:36
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into my political podcast at the moment
01:48:39
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there are quite a few I like listening
01:48:40
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to particularly American politics you
01:48:42
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know it's become so interesting now that
01:48:44
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I've really increased my intake of
01:48:46
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American politics stuff and there's also
01:48:48
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like a few like there's a satirical
01:48:50
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magazine that comes out every two weeks
01:48:52
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in the UK called Private Eye which deals
01:48:55
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a lot with politics and it's one of my
01:48:56
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of things to read and I've always got
01:48:59
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great pleasure from these things but the
01:49:01
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problem is because you know I'm a busy
01:49:02
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person and there's so much of this stuff
01:49:04
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you can't consume it straight away you
01:49:06
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know you've got a picture times when you
01:49:08
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go for a drive or you go to the gym and
01:49:09
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stuff and in the last year or so
01:49:12
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politics has just started changing so
01:49:16
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quickly that all of these things become
01:49:20
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completely pointless to listen to within
01:49:23
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hours of coming out it's been a really
01:49:26
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crazy thing I guess I'm helping make one
01:49:28
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of your arguments here in a way but like
01:49:30
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this stuff is changing so soon that if I
01:49:32
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have any podcast about American politics
01:49:35
◼
►
and I don't listen to it that day and
01:49:37
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►
leave it three or four days I may as
01:49:39
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well be listening to them talk about
01:49:41
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Andrew Jackson or something it's so out
01:49:43
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of date like stuff they're talking about
01:49:44
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►
it's crazy I don't know why politics is
01:49:47
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moving so quickly now I don't know
01:49:49
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whether it's changed or I've changed or
01:49:51
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something but it's just everything's
01:49:53
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just happened so fast now it makes my
01:49:55
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head spin has something changed that's
01:49:57
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made politics go into some kind of
01:49:59
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fast-forward or is it just like it's
01:50:01
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just a weird little time we're living in
01:50:02
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at the moment or is it just the way I'm
01:50:04
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perceiving it right I know I know you
01:50:07
◼
►
don't follow it but you must be aware
01:50:08
◼
►
that all this stuff that's happening so
01:50:09
◼
►
quickly now I feel resistant to
01:50:11
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►
arguments about how things are happening
01:50:13
◼
►
faster now than they have ever been I
01:50:15
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wonder because I think that that is
01:50:18
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almost certainly going to be affected by
01:50:20
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how much people are discussing things
01:50:22
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the amount of talking is going to make
01:50:24
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stuff feel faster than otherwise like I
01:50:29
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am NOT saying that things aren't faster
01:50:31
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I'm just saying that like your
01:50:32
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perception of how fast things are
01:50:34
◼
►
essentially what I'm saying here Brady
01:50:36
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►
is I think you might be subscribed to a
01:50:37
◼
►
lot of political podcasts right which
01:50:39
◼
►
are talking about a whole bunch of stuff
01:50:41
◼
►
and you only have so much time to
01:50:44
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►
actually listen to your political
01:50:45
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►
podcasts which then makes you aware of
01:50:47
◼
►
all the ones you didn't get to have
01:50:50
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►
become totally meaningless and
01:50:52
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irrelevant than the time that has passed
01:50:54
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and so then it feels like wow things are
01:50:56
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things are going by so quickly because I
01:50:58
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►
didn't get a chance to listen to these
01:51:00
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►
three other political podcasts about
01:51:02
◼
►
this thing yeah I understand the point
01:51:05
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►
you're making there perhaps I framed
01:51:06
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►
that incorrectly and made it sound like
01:51:08
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►
I listened to loads and loads of them
01:51:10
◼
►
like two or three of them and I do
01:51:11
◼
►
listen to them within a few days and
01:51:13
◼
►
they just seem out of date really really
01:51:17
◼
►
quickly so why do you listen to them
01:51:18
◼
►
then I think a big part of it is the
01:51:20
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►
Fiat the handful I do listen to I like
01:51:23
◼
►
the people as much as anything which is
01:51:25
◼
►
always an import of a podcast I'm just
01:51:27
◼
►
enjoying smart hearing smart people talk
01:51:29
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►
about interesting things in an
01:51:31
◼
►
interesting way so it's not that I'm
01:51:32
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►
like some you know total political
01:51:35
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►
junkie I mean I think what's happening
01:51:36
◼
►
in America is quite interesting at the
01:51:38
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►
moment it's quiet it's quite a show but
01:51:40
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I don't think that's the whole reason I
01:51:41
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think I also just enjoy listening to
01:51:43
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►
these people but like so many things
01:51:44
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►
that landscapes is changing really
01:51:46
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►
quickly it's kind of a bit dizzying
01:51:48
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►
sometimes and the UK doesn't feel that
01:51:49
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►
much different and this snap election
01:51:51
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►
has certainly hasn't helped like it's
01:51:53
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►
just just when the UK felt like okay
01:51:55
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►
let's sped in for two years of brexit
01:51:58
◼
►
slog it's like no no we're having
01:52:00
◼
►
another election she called the election
01:52:02
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►
you know a few days before the council
01:52:04
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►
elections and so there are election
01:52:06
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►
results coming in during the election
01:52:08
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►
campaign and it's like wow man it's a
01:52:11
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►
bit fatiguing to be honest it's a bit
01:52:13
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►
fatigued maybe you should you should
01:52:15
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►
listen to fewer blue and I need a good
01:52:17
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►
beekeeping one do you know any however
01:52:19
◼
►
find some like it I get a good
01:52:21
◼
►
beekeeping recommendation start one it
01:52:23
◼
►
could be called the buzz with CGP grey
01:52:25
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►
and it's just all about that latest
01:52:27
◼
►
happenings in the world of beekeeping I
01:52:29
◼
►
was about to say there's no possible way
01:52:31
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►
that there can be news in the beekeeping
01:52:33
◼
►
world but if there's anything I've
01:52:34
◼
►
learned from the internet right it's
01:52:36
◼
►
that is that everything is a world unto
01:52:40
◼
►
itself right every topic has an infinite
01:52:42
◼
►
amount of depth to it so I'm absolutely
01:52:46
◼
►
sure that there's like beekeeping
01:52:48
◼
►
monthly and a podcast and politics
01:52:53
◼
►
within the beekeeping world every topic
01:52:55
◼
►
is an infinite topic of course there's
01:52:57
◼
►
been another big election though this
01:52:59
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►
has been the French election did you
01:53:01
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►
follow this ah do you know what happened
01:53:05
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no I was already there was been a French
01:53:10
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►
presidential election I wanted to ask
01:53:12
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►
you about their voting system but if you
01:53:13
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►
don't even know what happened you
01:53:14
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►
probably not going to oh I know about
01:53:16
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►
the two-round French voting system yeah
01:53:17
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►
okay I know that okay okay I think you
01:53:20
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►
probably should know that there was a
01:53:21
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►
which presidential election on the
01:53:23
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►
weekend but I totally respect that you
01:53:24
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don't win see and let's think that's
01:53:28
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good because that will make your
01:53:30
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►
discussion completely non-political
01:53:31
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which is which is great how many
01:53:33
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elections happened worldwide every month
01:53:36
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there must be a bunch yeah but from
01:53:37
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France is a pretty big important country
01:53:39
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►
and this is like you know particularly
01:53:41
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in the context of are you saying other
01:53:42
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people's elections are not important
01:53:44
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►
Brady that's what that's what I'm here
01:53:45
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is particularly in the context of what's
01:53:47
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happening in the EU and although we're
01:53:48
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►
not going to go into the details the
01:53:50
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►
nuances of this election you know
01:53:51
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►
involving you know who was running and
01:53:54
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►
what was going on and some of the
01:53:56
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►
implications in a broader context this
01:53:58
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was an interesting one this was why did
01:54:00
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I miss something important like as
01:54:02
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►
someone who missed the whole thing
01:54:03
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►
what's different now than before the
01:54:05
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father runt the final two-person runoff
01:54:07
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was between a centrist candidate and a
01:54:09
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far-right candidate who was very anti
01:54:12
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Europe so it was considered bit of a a
01:54:14
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►
referendum on that was this going to be
01:54:16
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like a you know brick suit
01:54:18
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►
rerun after recent election results
01:54:20
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►
where more right views have prevailed a
01:54:23
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lot of people were thinking is this a
01:54:24
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trend that's going to continue this
01:54:26
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►
woman who was running for French
01:54:28
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president was quite extreme from quite
01:54:30
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an extreme side of politics so there
01:54:32
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were lots of eyeballs on it to see what
01:54:33
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what would happen and in the end the
01:54:36
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sort of more centrist candidate won the
01:54:38
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two-person runoff
01:54:39
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in bit of a landslide but the thing that
01:54:42
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was interesting from purely a voting
01:54:43
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perspective was the round before where
01:54:47
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there was just this right-wing candidate
01:54:50
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and then lots of other candidates who
01:54:51
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were left and centrist in that they all
01:54:53
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►
split the vote amongst themselves and
01:54:55
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the right wing and that did really
01:54:57
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really well so but then what happened
01:55:00
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was when it became a two-person runoff
01:55:02
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all the people then consolidated behind
01:55:04
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the the centrist one so it was just
01:55:06
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really interesting from a sort of an
01:55:07
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electoral Theory perspective so I
01:55:10
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thought maybe you'd followed it for that
01:55:12
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►
now that sounds like the system works
01:55:14
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then that is the French system like it's
01:55:15
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round one one vote per person and then
01:55:20
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you pick the two most popular and they
01:55:21
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face off in the final election it's a
01:55:25
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►
better system than the
01:55:26
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►
first-past-the-post system but that's
01:55:27
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not hard to do because first bad suppose
01:55:29
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is the worst ever is it a better system
01:55:31
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►
than the transferable vote though what
01:55:33
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are the advantages or disadvantages to
01:55:35
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►
run off system versus a transferable
01:55:38
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►
vote just having one round in the first
01:55:40
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►
place and everyone just has their
01:55:41
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priorities and knows that everything's
01:55:43
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going to get shuffled around in the end
01:55:45
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►
to where it should be if I'm going to
01:55:46
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rank these two things I would say that
01:55:49
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the two round system is better than
01:55:50
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first-past-the-post but it's not as good
01:55:53
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as a as a ranked method like single
01:55:56
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transferable vote or Instant Runoff
01:55:58
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►
around it's because you're losing you're
01:56:01
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losing information about preference what
01:56:05
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►
you're essentially doing is you're
01:56:06
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having to first-past-the-post votes one
01:56:11
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►
after the other in the two round system
01:56:13
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►
and so it sounds like in this latest
01:56:16
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►
French election that what can happen is
01:56:19
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exactly this where you get you get a
01:56:22
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►
candidate who has a smaller fanatical
01:56:25
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►
base that sticks together wins they get
01:56:28
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a bunch of votes and then there happens
01:56:31
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to be somebody else who is also has a
01:56:33
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bunch of votes who might be like a
01:56:34
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►
centrist candidate like the round two
01:56:37
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►
essentially is an option to undo the
01:56:41
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►
winner of round one in a way like that's
01:56:44
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what the two round system is doing
01:56:45
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whereas if it was just a straight run
01:56:47
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off of straight first-past-the-post vote
01:56:49
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wasn't happen but the thing with like
01:56:51
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with a single transferable vote system
01:56:53
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or an instant runoff system is you're
01:56:55
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able to say like oh I like this person
01:56:56
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►
and that person is more information to
01:56:58
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work with yeah about how much the people
01:57:01
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like each of the candidates and and what
01:57:04
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their ranking is better than
01:57:06
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►
first-past-the-post not as good as some
01:57:08
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►
other systems even with this you get
01:57:10
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very quickly into this this kind of like
01:57:13
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fun debatable area where with all voting
01:57:18
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systems like I like them because you you
01:57:21
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have to be making some kind of
01:57:23
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negotiation between what the mathematics
01:57:26
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tells you about how systems work and
01:57:28
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then what is it that you are valuing in
01:57:30
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an electoral system which the math can't
01:57:33
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►
possibly tell you and it's why arguments
01:57:36
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about this stuff will never end because
01:57:37
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►
there's no mathematical answer to say oh
01:57:39
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this system is obviously the best you
01:57:42
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can only just say this system meets a
01:57:44
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bunch of different criteria in better or
01:57:46
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worse ways and then ultimately there has
01:57:49
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human judgment about which of the
01:57:51
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criteria matter more than others there's
01:57:55
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no way to just say like oh this is the
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best or this is not the best but we can
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all agree that first-past-the-post is
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I guess the advantage of the runoff I
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mean I think I agree with you I already
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like the transferable vote but I guess
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the advantage of the runoff is once you
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know people's preferences the first time
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around and the landscape changes you can
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like debate again in in the new context
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like yet you know you have the second
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election campaign for a few weeks
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suddenly now that the stakes are
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different and who's against who is
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different you might want to change your
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vote like you might think oh like hey if
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I knew it was good if I knew those two
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were the two most popular I'd want to
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hear what they thought about this and
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that and that it might change the way I
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vote so what I also think is really
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valid in a voting system is this whole
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idea of you know again in theory you
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should be voting for the person that you
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totally like that you agree with more
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and that you like more but let's be
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honest there's there's a huge amount of
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the voting system which is well I don't
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want that person in charge right like
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I'll take anybody but that person and so
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I think the two-round system it gives
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you that moment of saying like okay well
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I didn't like Joe Bloggs but when Joe
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Bloggs is running against Bob logs like
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oh he's that guy's the worst like I'll
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take anybody over here and it allows you
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to do that kind of switch like this
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there's that information change that
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happens between the rounds it's why
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something like a ranked system just
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happens to collect all that information
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upfront by asking you to order the
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candidates because that's implicitly
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what you're doing like would you like
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this person over this person over that
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person and then you're able to run like
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a bunch of theoretical elections like
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that's again that's the main problem
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with just a single first-past-the-post
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election is that you can very often end
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up with a candidate that the majority of
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the citizens all agree they'd rather
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have anybody else than that candidate
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and at least the two round system
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prevents that from happening because it
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allows people in the second round to
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consolidate around a candidate that
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everybody prefers to the other person
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it's fine but I do fine
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it's fine but I do fine
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mildly amusing that this massive country
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which is the nearest country to the
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country you live in just had this really
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like tumultuous interesting presidential
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election and you were just like mm-hmm
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like hell I plodding away driving your
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truck simulator and having the time of
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your life and then I would no idea was