Roderick on the Line

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00:00:21 ◼   ► hello hi John hi Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► Oh shaky darn and slop the chicken che I [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► know that there's that Garfield whoa [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► good grab have you talked about that [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► before no you just pulled shucky darn [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► slop the chickens right out of the back [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► here I'm sorry I do that how did I do [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► that that's amazing that's some sorcery [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► I can't say I kinda I kind of just [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► freaked myself out that is freaky yeah [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► that's a that's a deep cut that's the [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► deepest cut um I'm a pretty good morning [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► but just to give you some context here [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► yeah i just realized that poet like a [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► lot yesterday would have been his [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► hundredth birthday i was pretty sure and [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► i went to google to do a quick math [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► calculation and just to check myself i [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► put in two thousand 17-19 17 just [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► checking oh man haha and I thought I [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► almost hit enter I don't you know I you [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► could do that your head buddy and yeah [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► y'all runner and then Google would know [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► that about you forever Google would be [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► like hmm arithmetic people have his [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► question also slop the chickens shucky [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► darn and slop the chicken uh I'm trying [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► to present john who said that John say [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► that that's right oh yes he was an OD no [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► it was John cells or OD talk I've tried [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► to get my daughter into Garfield and it [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► hasn't quite taken my daughter loves it [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► oh man yet you got you keep it your [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► bathroom right does she have a car if I [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► do I got all the old Garfield she loves [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► it she doesn't understand a word of it [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► yeah but she just is just like read me [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► these Garfield's hmm nice and then she [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► learned to read and I was like read him [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► yourself yes I read all right yeah I [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► read him a lot oh good shucky darns slob [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► the chickens John goes back to visit the [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► farm all right right and he's talking to [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► this is weird brother remembered John's [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► weird brother tell I tell him I gotta go [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► look up balding guy with the with the [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► wearing overalls shucky darn and slump I [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► think and I think I did think it [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► actually might have been Garfield [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► leaning on a fence leaning on fence [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► they're talking about life on the farm [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► hi dad welcome home city boy hi mom and [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► mom brings out of turkey says eat eat [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► eat eat Garfield's thinking we'll shucky [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► darn and slap the chickens I think I'm [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► gonna like it here uh that's an old one [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► Johnny don't soldier field do you have a [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► date on that let me see if I can zoom in [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► I can't let me see it looks like it's [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► probably exit 1980 I can't tell you know [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► remember when everyone he was more kind [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► of bulbous it before Jim Davis had [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► streamlined Garfield it's not [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► streamlined mm-hmm he's a he that's what [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► bad that's when back back when Garfield [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► was a prince sonality alright huh mr. [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► principalities Prince uh oh I don't know [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► you lost me on that one I don't know [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► your mom is so your mama's so fat she's [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► a principalities oh she sits around the [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► house I right right right I do goodness [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► that sounds like a terrible terrible way [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► problem that must be really debilitating [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► I just thought of that today I was [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► coming down the stairs and I was like [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► that guy's a principality uh-huh and [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► then immediately I found a way to work [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► it in he sure did I think we've reached [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► peak dad Jack so beyond the Omaha Street [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► talk that's something fifty percent of [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► the dad jokes that can be mined all the [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► easy stuff we've already gotten from now [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► on it's gonna be dead just all the way [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► down I feel that is some real play in [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► the Dozen stuff that's I'm like street [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► corner doo-wop oh but uh for the longest [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► time at the same image I have the same [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► image when I said three gonna do on [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► everything we hear that song in my head [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► I imagine this multiplicity I don't [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► remember the original video for longest [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► time but in my head it's some like early [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► CGI of Billy g5 Billy Joel's in [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► blackface that's not like no no they're [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► all wearing papa doors and oh and I mean [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► called sensen yeah yeah yeah that's it [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► that's the Italian street culture [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► Italian Street do up oh yeah like you [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► get your frankie valli type situation [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► right valleys yeah exactly yeah your [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► Frankie's your Frankie's Valley [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► attorneys general I what was I gonna say [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► the person on the other person that's [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► ever cuz i've been saying it's like [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► shucky darns lab chicken since 1980 okay [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► that comic cracked with that particular [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► comic cracked me up so hard this video [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► is very compressed if you go I just 70 [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► in the skype if you go and look at it it [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► is very very compressed humor they he [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► jams a lot of funny into three panels he [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► does here comes mom she's already got a [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► turkey in her hand yep enjoy feel dizzy [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► sided that's all moms do right yeah and [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► and then so shucky darn and slop the [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► chickens right and I got it I got all [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► the levels of humor of it and I just let [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► I I rolled on the floor tears streaming [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► down my face shucky darn and slop the [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► chickens I'm gonna like it here and so [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► it immediately entered into my uh my [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► lexicon I never stopped saying it I've [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► said it for him what now is 40 years and [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► there's only one other time that I said [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► shucky darns off the chickens and [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► somebody went whoa is that Garfield and [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► I married her I think Shawn Nelson and I [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► dawn Nelson yeah there it is so you and [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► he I mean there's a reason that we're [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► all together right now we deserve each [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► other no we're not but oh my god tricky [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► dark yep now the secret's out now we've [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► given it we've given it to everybody go [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► and spread this is gonna go viral as [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► they say John there it is i was i was [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► online last night and i don't know why [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► yeah as does he do and i was looking at [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► vintage one piece ski suits [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► and this makes it's like a zip up [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► jumpsuit yeah that's right that sounds [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► like a like a Wes Anderson kind of [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► outfit uh well so surprisingly or maybe [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► not surprisingly I considered that era [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► of ski wear to be the most hideous right [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► but but of course since since the [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► millenniums are all about normcore and [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► dad core and plain core and and core [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► core definitely that was a dad joke that [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► was that wasn't even deep the worst era [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► of ski wear is now like very fashionable [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► among certain certain segments of the [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► population and so all these terrible [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► neon pink purple ski suits are all like [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► fetching top dollar fetching tough cop [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► and I'm just picturing all these all [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► these young people who are wearing these [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► like multicolored ski suits in kind of [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► like we know we saw it we saw blade [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► runner and we were like oh my god it's [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► how the future is going to be like wow [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► it's so intense but what we didn't [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► anticipate is that it wasn't going to be [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► just dirty and decaying it was also [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► going to be dirty decaying and totally [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► Gotti like it's gonna have gold spray [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► paint on it and people are gonna be [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► wearing neon ski suits that's the thing [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► that we didn't predict there's I'm [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► looking here at Frankie a calm I'm [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► remembering a moment from The Simpsons [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► it's from the star-studded Lollapalooza [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► episode where homer becomes the guy who [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► gets shot in the stomach by a cannon at [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► Lollapalooza and becomes kind of a [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► hipster sensation and as a shot of these [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► two guys in the audience one guys [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► shirtless wearing some kind of like [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► hippie necklace with a nose ring and as [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► glad as a baseball cap on sideways the [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► other guys hair shaved on the sides one [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► get one gets that oh who comes that [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► cannonball guy he's cool the other kid [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► goes are you being sarcastic dude and he [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► said I can't even tell anymore [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► there it is that's it eh I got an ironic [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► hat yay oh what a blight what a blight [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► and see this is the problem this is why [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► we have so much to learn from The [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► Simpsons I don't think people can even [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► tell if they're being ironic anymore no [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► they don't know they don't know we don't [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► know we don't know is he a great man [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► busy Christian can you get land on a [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► fraction yeah but raining the wedding [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► day I'm not I'm a small man yeah the [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► thing is he's in a cage she can't get [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► away right isn't that that situation [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► dennis hopper's explaining the great [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► man's of him and you see like a tiger [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► cage yeah he's in it well yeah he's in a [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► tiger cage not Dennis Hopper Dennis [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► Hopper man he's outside he's the [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► photographer he's got all the cameras [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► yes yeah yeah that's right he's got he's [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► got all the cameras and he's got his he [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► drank the kool-aid mmm you know what I [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► mean that's right what I mean I know she [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► drank them yeah he dropped like he drank [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► the kool-aid and that's where that comes [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► from Colonel Kurtz is a charismatic [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► leader now here's the thing you learn [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► from Dungeons and Dragons this is why I [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► think all my kids should be taught [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► Dungeons and Dragons you learn about the [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► idea of you get these qualities right [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► you got you got strength you got wisdom [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► the wisdom is differentiated from [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► intelligence right and right and that's [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► differentiated from charisma now [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► charisma it can mean like you need to be [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► charisma ish enough if you're going to [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► be like a monk you got to be a little [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► handsome right charisma is ultimately [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► not about how good-looking you are [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► although that factors into it it has [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► more to do with how likely people are to [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► follow your lead and trust you because [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► reasons i think colonel kurtz i'd like [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► to see what his character his player [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► character sheet looks like i can i I [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► roll occurrence here lady no you know [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► what I he'd be a fighter magic user oh [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► let's see I think it's I think he's like [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► a think you would be like a paladin mage [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► like an anti paladin and yeah right and [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► that would be a paladin and I'm trying [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► to member cuz you get you cuz paladin's [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► a ball or roll because you're definitely [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► a fighter [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► you gotta be if memory serves you have [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► to be lawful good don't you look hard [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► enough oh yeah and anti paladin I think [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► has to be chaotic evil yeah you gotta be [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► lawful good oh I think you what is it [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► let's see no no meat on Fridays so thing [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► about a mage though is that it can be [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► you're not necessarily magic you can [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► just be sage well and again now in the [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► club i'ma say this is back back an old [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► school now I have not kept up with the [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► the trades on this but if memory serves [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► you have a distinction between and we've [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► talked about this distinction between a [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► magic user and an illusionist those are [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► different character classes and I don't [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► remember what the difference is although [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► I bet it's a little bit like Penn & [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► Teller vs David Copperfield hmm well [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► some magic user is actually using real [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► magic whereas a illusionist is just [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► making you think well there it is that's [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► that's all you need to know I there's so [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► much to go on oh my god did you know so [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► Dennis hoppers rant in I was thinking [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► about this the other day yeah Dennis [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► hoppers runnin Apocalypse Now may you [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► know it's another one of our great film [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► roles a great film quotes you thinking [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► yourself wow this guy's really good he's [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► really inhabiting this character he's [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► quite a quite an act here and then you [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► learn more yeah basically when they [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► weren't shooting it was Dennis Hopper [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► they had to be kept in a tiger change [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► well yes and so so but there's there's a [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► kid there's a key thing about that quad [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► cuz I looked this quote up the other day [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► uh you know the his long rant there yeah [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► and a lot of it is just what you a lot [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► of it is just what you remember right [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► like hey man you don't talk to the [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► colonel you listen to a man that type of [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► thing Yeah right you know I'm trying to [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► look enough right now there's a great [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► there's a great one right there in the [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► middle where he says uh you know you'll [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► say the whole I've got it now you you'll [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► say hello to him and he'll just walk [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► right by you he won't even notice you [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► and then suddenly he'll grab you and [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► he'll throw you in a corner and you'll [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► say do you know that if is the middle [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► word in life right if you can keep your [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► head about you and I when all around you [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► they're losing yours you know like the [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► blah blah blah but then right at the end [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► uh-huh right after I'm a little man I'm [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► a little man he's he's a great man [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► I should have been a pair of ragged [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► claws scuttling across floors of silent [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► seas that's Prufrock that's the last [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► thing he says as he as as he's accessing [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► information in his head he pulls out [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► some Prufrock yes no I think yeah that's [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► what that is right i had never i had [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► never heard it before you know what I [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► mean like I in the air I just never [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► heard of just like I know that quote I [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► know that hole yeah well but like Denver [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► never heard that the like random TS [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► Eliot like clapping out of his slices so [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► going bananas yeah so one through nine [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► no maybes no suppose is no fractions [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► can't travel in space yeah go out into [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► space you know without like you know [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► with fractions would eagle and on won't [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► go on quarter 38 so what are you gonna [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► do when you get from here to Venus or [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► something that's that's dialectic [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► physics okay so help me out did he how [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► much of that was written and how much of [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► that did he just come up lord knows lord [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► knows I mean he's absolutely not in [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► character as we learn he's absolutely [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► isn't he like if ready he was pretty [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► like I thought that was very much into [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► his acid casualty phase right yeah and I [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► uh I feel like somebody somebody along [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► the line uh actually took him to Vietnam [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► told him the war was still happening you [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► know like give him some cameras and told [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► him he was a photojournalist like that's [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► how he that's how he prepared for that [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► role he thought it was he thought it he [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► thought it was all happening he also it [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► says here I might be get my quotes wrong [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► says here when he's babbling about the [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► religious fervor of kurt's he babbles [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► out portions of the poem if by rudyard [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► kipling hmm alright i might be getting [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► this wrong is that the if is the middle [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► word in life I didn't realize there's [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► layers to this John we gotta return to [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► this movie oh here we go the poem quoted [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► did it a lot about a pair of ragged [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► claws lovesong of j alfred Prufrock [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► somebody needs to get into this IMDb and [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► vet these things we need extreme vetting [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► of these gangs because i'm i'm on a very [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► popular American podcast and I do not [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► want to be spreading misinformation no [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► no no and I I am DB whoo boy I don't [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► want to go [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► that I don't want to go down that worm [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► oh my goodness substance I don't want to [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► forget her no such gotta break was [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► rampant across the casting couch Dennis [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► Hopper got teenaged Laurence Fishburne [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► addicted to heroin jiminy Christmas [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► somebody needs on we need extreme [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► vetting on this page I'm going to call [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► upon Roderick nation I want all you [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► people to go out there I want you to vet [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► these quotes yeah find find me some [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► detailed evidence that Laurence [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► Fishburne got addicted to heroin at the [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► hand of Dennis Hopper during the filming [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► of Apocalypse nests so this is coming [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► back to me now now I'm remembering some [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► of the things i think i remember or [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► learned definitely comes from his wife's [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► documentary your talk about your talk [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► about apocalypse the other the other [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► movie i think it's called a medical [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► heart of darkness the one where the [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► documentary of the making where you see [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► everybody just losing their all the shit [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► that goes wrong and basically everybody [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► including coppola like losing their mind [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► while making that movie but that feels [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► like a hotel room cooked drunk i am the [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► unrest parently real and also like they [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► had rented all very well known but you [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► know they had these incredibly [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► complicated blocked scenes where there's [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► gonna be all these explosions and they [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► basically rented helicopters from i want [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► to say the philippine army it was the [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► tie-dye all right who like came in with [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► their own dudes and like just like they [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► had to go i don't get a donut or [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► something they just took off in the [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► middle of shooting and they know i think [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► there was some kind of like rebel [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► incursion in northern Thailand and they [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► were like oh gotta go fight a war for a [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► second man a that's still in Saigon no [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► see now now I listen the other night [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► much to my wife's frustration I think I [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► talked to the lady in the tube the first [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► thing I said was play goodnight Saigon [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► mmm by billy joel alexa don't do that [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► please don't do you stop that i'm gonna [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► you know I don't like editing things and [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► then the other one was asking to play [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► out of the song allentown I'm here to [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► tell you I think those are both really [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► good songs Allen sounds amazing [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► allentown's the first of all the [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► greatest Billy Joel song it's and it's [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► so Teufel its and everything about the [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► production is great [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► it's like it's his it's his pink it's [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► truly his picture but nothing else is [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► any good well includes a goodnight [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► Saigon in that yeah yeah no it's a [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► lovely cute it's at this treacle that's [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► his like what does he have to write [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► about Saigon he's got nothing what is [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► the term what is that there's a greek [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► term for this maybe it's sucking but [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► there's this there's a term for this is [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► it it's not into this isn't into the [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► cyst but it is this term in in Greek [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► rhetoric for like the this thing I did [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► it did that thing I'm gonna call it into [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► thesis antithesis so but there's that [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► there's so much of this oh god we came [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► as fast act like tameless horses we left [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► in plastic as numbered course that the [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► corpses little on the nose but he does [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► this remember Charlie remember Baker [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► they left their childhood on every ache [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► you know this is a little on the nose [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► it's a little sorry yeah pretty [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► definitely deeply on the nose we held [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► the coastline they held the Highlands [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► and they were sharp no no it's terrible [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► it's literally terrible what do you do [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► you like do you like that though they [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► rule the night night night it's like go [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► on it it's like the when you're in the [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► studio for the first time in your and [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► you realize that a pan knob can make the [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► sound go from left to right let me get [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► out of every tune look at me I'm axis [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► bold as love Wow and you just imagine [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► rows of guys and like wearing wearing [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► their hats with pins on them with the [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► prosthetic parts coming really they [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► counted the rotors and waited for us to [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► arrive together so really okay so no [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► goodnight Saigon for you allentown is [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► the one that you will allow all in [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► allentown is a tremendous sir it's [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► tremendous song he gets he has all that [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► he gets to do all that like super [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► literal like nail on the head and he [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► left he gets to lay out his whole like [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► America used to be great right now you [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► know we've got it like he's doing his [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► whole like Chevy add thing that [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► everybody was doing [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► you know my reef with my beef with [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► allentown and I feel like this could [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► have been fixed pretty easily I know [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► I've told you this before but the line [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► it still just takes me totally out of [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► the song because I'm I'm a dick so the [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► graduations hang on the wall no that's [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► not a graduation that's a diploma Dubrow [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► graduation that would be a bunch of 17 [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► and 18 year old kids well I but I'll [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► even let him I'll work it out of hands [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► you know what because it maybe it's [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► dialect they never was a dialectic figs [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► they never taught us what was real iron [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► and coal and chromium steel and we're [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► waiting here in Allentown yeah maybe up [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► there in the mountains of Pennsylvania [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► it's like it's like in The Sopranos they [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► call spaghetti sauce gravy oh sure [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► you're up there they call him graduation [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► speaking of gravy because none of them [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► have it right there like hey this guy's [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► even got graduations on the wall I got [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► needled by a pal of mine yesterday who [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► is going to be on the cruise and he [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► needled me about how much gravy he's [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► gonna have at the jammer is this is he [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► is he is this some kind of Laurence [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► Fishburne is he getting you addicted to [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► heroin is out to me energy yeah she's in [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► the dragon I just get enough white gravy [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► fucking max Temkin lorna house always [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► like all Yelp Google hangout with John [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► Roderick a neat gravy I was like I hate [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► you so much here's max Temkin for you in [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► a nutshell yeah let their here I'll do [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► my max Temkin impression ok all right I [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► hate cruises I'm never going on another [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► cruise I hate cruises I'm max cuz I like [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► to look at my phone I don't even know I [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► don't even want to go on the cruise I [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► said he's not taking the pledge she's [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► not taking the pledge well you know [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► nobody takes the plan maybe we can take [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► the pledge you know it's like anyone can [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► take a reservation but you have to hold [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► the reservation that's really the [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► important part the thing about the [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► pledge yeah is that I'm sure that all [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► the all the joco tech dorks have been uh [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► been working their ass off for a year to [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► get really really good internet which [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► has always been a problem on the cruise [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► because the cruise ship is like we don't [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► need to get in and add everybody else on [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► here is just going on they're checking [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► their key no numbers Yeah right but no [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► you don't need to record max is gonna [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► try and record an episode of our show [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► from the show ok ok ok baby you know [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► that's an experiment [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► ah yeah i agree but they were acquired [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► you get the you know the pauls and [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► storms is is and they put a lot of work [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► into that so that you can you can check [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► aquino numbers yeah they do but you're [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► you know we're going to be out in BB ye [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► so uh there's no like there's not gonna [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► be a unit you know what I'm saying no uh [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► so the other day the other day speaking [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► of this Billy Joel problem of the nose [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► of the nose awning yeah i was listening [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► i decided wait a minute what about the [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► fix i haven't listened to the fix in a [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► while oh I'm super interested to hear [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► your thought on this and I went and I [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► listened to the the incredible song one [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► thing leads to another that yet I mean [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► that's how do you ever top that just uh [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► just an awesome work all the way around [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► even the music video which is bad is [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► good every sec run around in a hallway [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► yeah he's in like a tube yeah and he's [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► he's got his you know it's kind of suit [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► is like falling off of him and it's just [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► like water and the guitar part is crazy [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► second then psych Curtis name is that [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► that sigh sigh that I remember that [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► nuttin slapping the chickens that i can [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► remember iris side of the seams line so [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► then I go down the list right and I say [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► x 0 I thought saved by zero was great uh [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► red skies at night was not as good as I [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► remember it that one's a little pleased [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► with its Billy Joel stop production if [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► memory serves red skies at night red [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► skies at night red skies at night too [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► much production you can just hear it [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► from the beginning but i'm already hear [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► you say it i'm tired be the only one who [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► says that i'm glad to hear you say that [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► but then here comes stand or fall and I [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► was like you know I've always wondered [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► about this song stand or fall education [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► tonight steger beast tonight put your [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► beast a beast it's the euro nature peace [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► tonight who's getting these things we [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► need extreme peace with like like a [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► peace symbol peace okay right yeah so [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► then I go on and I read the lyrics of [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► stand or fall and it is Billy Joel level [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► not very good uh like a Berlin Wall era [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► Cold War [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► we're all going to die in the apocalypse [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► crying parents tell their children if [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► you survive don't do as we did a son [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► exclaims there'll be nothing to do her [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► daughter says she'll be dead with you [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► yeah foreign affairs are screwing us [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► rotten oh why morale has hit rock bottom [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► hmm Diane burst and forgotten talks of [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► peace being trodden I mean so bad it's [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► like it's like it's like sting sting [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► sting sting get off a subway and some [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► papers fell out of his briefcase and [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► Silas like I was walking along he's like [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► what's good oh shit are these for anyone [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► if they hit someone since thing was like [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► oh man I was working on something [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► amazing Umi rhyming dictionary yeah oh [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► you know sting you does used I remember [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► the first interviews I ever read was [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► sting they remarked on the fact that he [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► had a copy of Lolita and a rhyming [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► dictionary at hand all the time really [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► yeah yeah that for synchronicity i we [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► you know what we can't get into it tema [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► can't get into the synchronicity I'll [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► because I think we have very different [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► opinions on that what I think's trash [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► you do not like the synchronicity album [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► no no I think it is I think its [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► ambitious but very dated and not their [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► best material by a long shot I'm a I'm a [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► you know I like the big three I like the [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► big three in the middle we don't often [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► end up just as you're saying this I'm [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► just realizing we do not often have a [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► situation where you are saying a record [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► is garbage and I am defending oh it's [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► you tonight the other way around okay [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► let me let me temper this a little bit I [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► have not sat down and listened to all of [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► synchronicity in a few years I did [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► listen to it a few years ago my feeling [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► at that time was this is better than I [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► remember but it is pretty pale in [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► comparison to what they were doing with [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► something like every little thing she [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► does is magic but you you didn't like it [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► at the time is that right I liked [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► synchronicity too is that the one that [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► really upbeat one synchronicity to is [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► the scary one whether they were the [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► monster it's about Loch Ness mom [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► oh then maybe it's it's the one breath [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► on yeah well no synchronicity I like [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► that one I think I just you know what it [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► is a tie bar it's a high bar situation [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► it's like you know is magical mystery [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► tour a bad album it is not a bad album [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► but for any variety of reasons it's it's [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► it was from a bad time for them they [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► were I think that was when that was the [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► most of the beginning of the end but [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► don't you think I mean like magical [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► mystery tour had some singles and some [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► other stuff it's got great stuff on it [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► but it doesn't it's not an it's not a [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► great album if you took me to say [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► magical mystery tour is not a good out [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► well I think like yellow submarine which [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► is just a bald marketing move if you [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► take the singles off of it it's not a [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► good album no it's like it's just you [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► know George Martin jacking off on a [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► fiddle mmm I'd listen to that I you know [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► but but but I'm just I'm I'm just very [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► it's very unusual visual I'm usually the [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► positive one yeah to be in a position [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► where I'm like this Sal bhum which is [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► basically all singles and I have to be [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► honest when I say synchronicity is a [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► great album I have never listened to [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► synchronicity yeah but did you see the [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► quote from I'm sorry to interrupt you [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► but there was a great quote on somebody [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► was quoting something there's a woman [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► interviewed on NPR a woman interviewed [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► on NPR said she loved Trump's speech [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► because it reminded her of the movie [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► lala land which she had not seen and the [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► robot friend 11 retweeting it wasn't [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► rich Deacon there was you know I I never [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► have any compunction about commenting on [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► everything that I haven't seen or read [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► but synchronicities got like five [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► singles and a couple of them I really I [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► I liked in the time and I don't k songs [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► it's got good songs on it yeah but here [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► let this let me just quote the the top [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► line from the wikipedia page yeah entry [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► under the title songs synchronicity one [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► starts the album off with a sequencer [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► line that repeats throughout the song [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► its lyrics which is like okay good for [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► sentence it's lyrics include a term from [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► the second coming spiritus mundi [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► literally spirit of the world which [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► william butler yeats used to refer to [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► the collective unconscious [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► another of Jung's theories walking in [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► your footsteps features lyrics [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► containing about concerning the relation [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► between extinct dinosaurs and humans and [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► it's followed by the jazzy oh my god the [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► song recycles some lyrics from two [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► earlier police songs 3o clock shit which [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► was never recorded on an album but was [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► widely bootleg from live performances so [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► it's just like right away whoa nope nope [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► none of that nope I'm not having it oh [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► yeah sting is the only person that can [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► that that would like described in an [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► interview like how young is affecting [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► his songwriting right it can we can we [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► think of another songwriter in history [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► who would say both Yates and young like [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► in innocent within within one sentence [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► in describing their own work is there [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► someone else that I mean even bono um [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► campano telling that solemnly oh hello [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► look got a hat and gonna have to edit [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► that out no no it's not a criticism I [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► could very much see him name checking [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► your abs Yates yeah it keeps me on your [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► side but while it is on mine to dreaded [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► sunny day so I'll meet you at the [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► cemetery gates well just do it right in [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► a song you will miss the sun salutation [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► to the dawn there's a lot going on over [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► here at my house right now because [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► here's what happened yeah you've been [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► busy you've been moving around no it's [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► not me though yesterday a moving truck [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► showed up across the street oh they're [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► coming they've arrived no the moving [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► truck showed up no they were Gary at all [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► we're still over there in their full [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► flower moving truck pulled up pulled up [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► really close to the fence such that it [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► blocked the gate and then the moving [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► truck stayed there for two days and I'd [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► never seen that before right usually a [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► moving truck comes they loaded up the [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► drum the moving trucks are like a [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► printing press like they're only making [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► money when they're moving yeah but this [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► was just parked over there like how do [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► you get it's a full moving truck like [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► how do you get that just sits that [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► at one point I got in my truck one point [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► I it was time for me to leave and I [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► could hear Gary out in the street and I [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► was like I don't want to go out there as [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► a moving truck Gary's in the street I [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► don't want to deal with it so I I [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► actually this hardly ever happens but I [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► went out my back door and snuck around [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► the perimeter and got in my truck [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► started it up and then as I was pulling [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► out and driving away i could see Gary in [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► my rearview mirror walking down this [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► kind of walking toward the truck kind of [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► like hey hello John's truck that's [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► moving or whatever I mean it was like he [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► was trying to maybe trying to [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► communicate with me maybe he was just [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► talking to my truck but then uh but then [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► yesterday I'm upstairs I here like some [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► banging I look out the window just in [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► time for the moving truck to like drive [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► away and the gate is wide open and the [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► like front door the house is wide open [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► and I'm standing there like what just [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► happened and then three cars pull up [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► like right in through the fence like the [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► end of road warrior well where you know [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► the like finally the humongous and his [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► gang have have access to them to the oil [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► refinery they're all I with you and it's [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► the Washington State Cougars [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► repossession League the house slippers [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► all right I they all pile out of their [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► cars and they're standing there looking [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► at the thing and I waited first blow was [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► it the name you've given them wife and [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► state cougars house flippers yeah uh [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► yeah i mean i don't i don't have a name [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► for them yet i'm sure they should get [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► satin jackets shirts before anyone or [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► something i don't know what what do [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► people go know people that go to [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► Washington State University are all [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► named like Brendan so this episode of [TS]

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00:35:16 ◼   ► so now I'm listening to them through the [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► wall and they're over there throwing [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► stuff in it I mean I'm hearing clanks [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► and bonks and thrown stuff in dumpsters [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► I don't know what's going on but it's [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► just a clarified folks who haven't [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► caught up are we talking about the [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► couple who bought the house and let the [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► lady continue to live there and [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► presumably Gary and and they were they [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► were kind of putting the arm on you to [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► provide intel on what was happening over [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► there well right and they weren't [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► letting her do it they were going and [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► throat you know they were pounding on [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► the door they were leaving notes in on [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► various colored paper they were what [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► like to say like hey you've gotta move [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► yeah not only that but like legal oh you [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► like put tight likes putting stickers on [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► the door kind of stuff yeah vacate these [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► premises I hate seeing that then you [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► know the first I told you the first day [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► they they came over was like Dave to two [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► days before Christmas something like [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► that oh god and you know I don't I got [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► nothing I got no particular dog in the [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► race but I'm sitting here today thinking [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► now wait a minute was that the was that [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► the last I'll ever see Gary it can't be [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► like looking in my rearview mirror with [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► Gary going like truck truck that's it [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► maybe he's like a dinosaur like we're [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► like as long as you stand still he can't [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► see you I think so well you know I [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► started the truck and it was the truck [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► takes a while to warm up and it has a [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► very distinctive exhaust note and so and [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► it's only at that point 20 feet from [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► Gary and it's like her rip [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► develop gary has no doesn't notice it [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► does not notice I've climbed in and [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► started my truck didn't pick up on any [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► of that because he was standing by the [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► moving van giving the movers some advice [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► really he's a really helpful guy he was [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► he was like I won't have it on moving [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► company ah and uh and so I just SAT [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► there warming up my truck and my truck [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► takes 12 minutes to warm up and so I was [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► just waiting for him to come over and [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► knock on the window and say rawr but he [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► didn't notice it right until it was in [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► motion he had he has specialized he has [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► special is is like his tongue could feel [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► the heat right okay and but is that the [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► last time in it is that is that are they [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► gone never really ready for these things [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► no I didn't I didn't I was I kept [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► waiting for them to come over and knock [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► on the door and either ask me for a [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► screwdriver or more likely say can we [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► store 50 boxes in your barn like one or [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► the other thing was going to happen but [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► no they're just gone and all of a sudden [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► I have these new neighbors so it's [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► really it's all done as far as i can [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► tell them there would never be a [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► situation where the two parties were in [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► the house at the same time right the [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► Washington State cougar house slippers [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► how slipping guild who are over there [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► now are you know you can see by their [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► body language that the former tenants [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► left some stuff mm-hmm that they that [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► the new owners don't want in the house [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► they're kind of walking around like buck [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► right this uh but but I don't know you [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► know am I gonna get a am I gonna get [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► call at some point to say like oh by the [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► way we moved out I mean you know what [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► there was at least one person in that [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► house that I liked a lot and yeah phone [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► number so anyway it's a lot it's a lot [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► going on and you know I'm leaving and so [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► you were just out of town are you I mean [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► so you're right yeah your house right [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► now no no no i'm at my i'm at my deluxe [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► office okay with you in in in [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► quadraphonic hydrants [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► you got hydroponics and you still you [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► still got your internet running which is [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► nice yeah it's nice to have internet my [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► step in and so but then your win is the [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► crew is pretty soon right isn't it like [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► coming up yeah the cruise is coming up [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► mm-hmm cruises crumb coming up and and [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► you know like like in all things that [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► you they wait for all year then when it [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► arrives you're like oh god we have to do [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► this oh yeah but you know but that's how [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► I feel about everything no god I [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► understand I I have become such a [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► creature of habit we're like I just to [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► disrupt the idea of like even doing fun [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► things is like nope hard pass thanks I'm [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► good yep yep hard pass gonna go watch [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► the OA again I'm just going to have [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► another night in I believe what is the [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► OS eoa is a netflix series by starring [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► brit marling is a very interesting [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► actress and producer who it's this [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► there's something mysterious that has [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► happened with this woman she gathered a [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► group of people together it's kind of a [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► it's a sci-fi ish thriller supernatural [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► thriller kind of supernatural what I [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► would say I'll tell you what Serkis have [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► told me go watch the first episode and [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► you're gonna get a pretty good feel for [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► it isn't that interesting how some shows [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► the advice is you have to watch a few [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► episodes absolutely and some of the [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► shows the advice is just go watch the [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► first episode and you'll and that will [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► explain it to you yeah I mean there's [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► sometimes where a night you know we can [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► all agree on cheese we can all agree or [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► disagree about these things but I think [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► there are definitely some kinds of media [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► properties where there's a good starting [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► place where you could say to somebody [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► okay and I do this a lot and I feel free [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► to disagree with me people but I'll [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► frequently say like okay before you get [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► real into this or get real invested or [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► buy lots of things go and watch this [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► episode it's not what I'll frequently [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► think or say it's not the best episode [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► it's not my favorite episode necessarily [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► but it's a really representative episode [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► it's a good representative episode so in [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► other words that's what I'm trying to [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► give people is the opportunity to say if [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► I hate this episode it's a really [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► adjustable TV or I hate this particular [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► comic that's a pretty good indication [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► you're not going to warm up to it [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► suddenly after watching 70 [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► hmm no no I'm saying well I know that [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► you do that you you're often saying like [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► this you know here's the song that that [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► you should this this song is the door to [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► this band this episode is the door to [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► this to the TV show yeah I of course [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► will always be somebody that was like [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► must start at the beginning that must [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► yeah that I'm credit unlike yet and I [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► appreciate why people are but like for [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► example like with the with band REM like [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► for example something like was a guy now [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► see I'm not gonna come up with a good [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► example like even though reckoning is my [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► favorite album I could not tell you that [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► that's the best place to start I I would [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► be very open to someone saying even [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► something like life's rich pageant that [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► might be a better place to start well if [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► you listen to the long winters a catalog [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► in the are in the order that we [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► presented them right the first song of [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► the first album we intentionally made it [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► totally not representative of the sound [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► we are glop it was a great pop songs no [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► I'm sorry give me a moment is how it [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► starts in my head always starts with car [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► parts but well right I think that's how [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► it that's probably a legit started [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► that's how a normal album that's I mean [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► it's how it feels it starts because the [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► first song is six-minute long like tape [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► loop click confusion party a few pianos [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► gotta stay down the stairs tape loop [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► confucian that's what it is yeah it's [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► gotta get reminds me in my head I [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► haven't listened to in a few months but [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► in my head it caused my Neil Young just [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► a little bit mmm-hmm not nothing that's [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► aping it but it's got that kind of leg [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► uh yeah Senate yeah but anyways I do [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► what your brother better I did not [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► intentionally do that but Neil eons you [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► know major influence on me and and and [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► that that kind of feeling that's the [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► feeling I was going ok good way to put [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► it but the but and I think I think when [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► you think about my influences as a as a [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► fan of music none of them are present in [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► my own recorded music but the feelings [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► are I hope right [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► that really that that it be provides a [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► lot of clarity yeah yeah so so yeah but [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► that you know that song was the one that [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► we literally cut the two-inch tape into [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► into pretty tiny pieces and threw them [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► up in the air and reassemble them wow [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► really I never told you how we made that [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► song that's very European if you if you [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► look if you listen to the first minute [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► of that tune Chris wall and I SAT with [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► the two-inch tape machine and we made a [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► shock my kick and snare as the tape went [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► over the head you know you go oh my gosh [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► and then find the little find the hit [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► that's an old world craftsmanship at [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► once this was back back before computers [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► my friends right that's right we'd make [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► the little chalk mark there and then we [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► took razor blade and cut the tape into [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► all these sections which was every [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► between every kick and snare section and [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► those sections of taper you know 2 feet [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► long probably because the tape is moving [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► so fast across the head but then we have [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► this whole pile this spaghetti pile of [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► tape that represented at all these drum [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► parts and and I had piano and everything [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► on it we threw them up in the air [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► arrange them completely chaotically and [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► then taped them all back together and [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► had no idea what it was going to sound [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► like until we we press play right you [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► put it all together it was like hope [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► this is cool and then it ran through and [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► it's that it's that all and dannan and [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► it can tank to do back you know it's [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► like that was I I kind of can't believe [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► it was that chaotic because it it's [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► really it really works yeah and it [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► doesn't work as like you know [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► stockhausen or something it doesn't work [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► as like craziness like it works as like [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► slightly menacing opening sort of like a [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► little bit like Berlin David Bowie kind [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► of feeling well of course it's chris [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► waller why did I even say that that was [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► a dumb thing to say well what's [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► interesting is that isn't he a giant fan [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► of that yeah do you know like this stuff [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► with the mics with the delay and so yeah [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► you put the mic in the toilet and get [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► this over here you put the rat in the [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► toy [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► I see which one survives a James Bond [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► reference you fill you fill the drum [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► with rats fill the drummer threads put [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► Mike's put the drum inside the mic try [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► that I thought you got oil I didn't know [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► in a snare no I die I would like no I [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► would like to see what Javier Bardem uh [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► would do producing your album I think [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► that would be a very interesting choice [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► for you I would like it I would like [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► Javier Bardem to do it but I would like [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► him to do it while he was learning a new [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► language right so I would like esta bien [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► I like this right i would like the i [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► would like to go to Iceland and have an [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► entire Icelandic studio where we find [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► the five people in Iceland who are [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► recording engineers but also don't speak [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► very good English okay it's gonna take [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► your needed some kind of like producers [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► some second units to probably work out a [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► lot of this yeah because there are only [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► three hundred thousand people in Iceland [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► and my sense is that two hundred and two [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► hundred and ninety-nine thousand of them [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► all speak English proceed gnomes that [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► they believe it I believe they didn't [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► believe in gnomes okay yes uh where that [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► gnomes they uh so we'll get them there [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► and then Javier Bardem will be there but [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► he'll be learning Icelandic oh this is [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► so good right so he'll be doing all of [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► the production workers he's not a [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► stretch there on tennis balls at r lee [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► ermey like let's really see what you can [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► do here that's right that's right that's [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► right let's put the drum inside the mic [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► let's not put them against trouble mind [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► blown he's gonna be sitting there just [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► like you know the google translate why [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► is there no icelandic in here ya going [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► uh okay prendo and I'm they're trying to [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► get my vision across yes yeah but you're [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► all performing and you're interacting on [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► a much more pure level on his real ID by [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► languages they call it sapir-whorf [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► effect it's it's a this is really too [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► early to mid-2000s indie-rock talk right [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► here yeah nobody does this anymore no [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► right everything [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► everything's computers now everything it [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► nap ok so what was the phrase put the [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► drum inside the microphone mm-hmm set [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► shot Rome in EE had your name hmm is [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► that it is that out how it said I mean [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► I'd rather robot read it to you handle [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► students Alexa did do that again like a [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► hand so I'm doing through my headphone [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► now imagine how have you are Javier [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► Bardem saying that sure saying that [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► takes out his teeth and then they and [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► then they look at each other uh-uh-uh [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► from underneath their little gnome hats [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► and the lady is that like a big red [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► dunce cap yeah exactly and then they run [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► into their little earthen mound and yeah [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► and I'm like okay here we go ready 1 2 3 [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► wood wood Europe be involved York yeah [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► absolutely she's the she's the [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► governor-general of Isis she lives in [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► the back god I love that I love that [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► song so much see now I need to equip [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► myself with more bureau I've been I've [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► been informed that is being abused EDD [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► York and I'm told that that's wrong mmm [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► give a thought on this is it hbu well [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► whenever I am in Perry mmm I like to [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► think that i will take a trip to [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► deutschland yes and i will i see [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► nicaragua and that will meet with my [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► friend uh helmet cool to go ah roma ma [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► take a tran to ro ba-uh so yeah I mean I [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► don't change the capital used to be [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► called gypsies better was conceived [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► ensive they had to change Healy Healy [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► Hanson here Hanson it's a Moog [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► synthesizer gotta move the look like [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► looks like it says Boog because 2 o's [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► together is ooh in a lot of languages [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► let's be honest well it's like good [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► where the canonical [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► double vowel sounds right but but if you [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► want to say it's a big hug I'm not come [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► you know what I was about to say I'm not [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► gonna argue with you but in fact I will [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► argue with you because I have been [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► trying to figure out the right way to [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► pronounce that for 25 years and it isn't [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► a question of the right way to pronounce [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► it because it's been established that [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► it's mug yeah the question is how what [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► is the correct way to pronounce it in [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► any given social situation I think this [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► is super interesting because it's really [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► easy to find yourself looking like an [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► asshole and I think in this day and age [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► it's important to make to pick your [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► sides make your decisions about when you [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► want to be an asshole right and and you [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► know what i mean by an asshole I know [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► somebody who's caught is frequently [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► pointing out to you that you're [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► pronouncing me all wrong or something [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► like that right you know the the world [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► that in which we grew up our educational [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► world like at what point did you start [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► pronouncing goethe like correctly / [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► that's a great example of backspin great [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► example of the internet pronunciation [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► problem which we all are very familiar [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► with where you could have somebody you [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► run across something many many many [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► times and you've never had to actually [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► say it out loud right and we never say [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► we say internet internet product [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► pronunciation i would say because the [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► dictionary said its ghost I would've [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► thought was ghost but then I with the [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► college and he said good to write but [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► that was long before the internet that [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► was your encyclopedia pronunciation [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► that's true right Goethe the first time [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► you're in college and you say well so [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► are we reading Goethe this quarter and [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► then they're just as just pile on oh [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► yeah now you're not kind of nestled [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► right but the but there's Goethe and [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► then there's get that or there's like [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► the then you put the real like if you're [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► if if your professor has written a book [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► in German you and put some mustard on [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► that sausage your gear tag it but you [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► you on track I told you the electric [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► right mmm you you can watch me pronounce [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► you pronounce the vowel like you [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► normally would good now let's say let's [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► say look let's say you want to say [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► ish mr. stuff you make an O you say a no [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► but you make your mouth in the shape of [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► an e while you're pronouncing the Oh try [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► this and see if your minds blown you [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► your oh okay good okay um you can't do [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► it you can't do you got the wrong shape [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► mouth that's a nice that's a nice trick [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► yeah yeah no I'm not me asshole what [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► about this just just made to say mmm for [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► the longest time hey that's that's where [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► it is they're doing that they're doing [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► the whom ye oh nothing but the butt so [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► that so moge moog it like it's a [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► question of if you're if I'm standing in [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► a room with a bunch of icelandic music [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► producers yeah course I'm saying how [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► your and Javier Bardem yeah I'm not [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► gonna get chased out of there but if I'm [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► standing in a group of lay people who [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► will have no idea what I'm talking about [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► because everyone in the world says mood [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► when they look at a thing that says mood [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► you know where did where's the bounce [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► you don't want to say like okay it's [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► well so I was playing a Moog and then [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► the one person in the room just class at [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► the Art Institute right is like well I [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► think it's called mode I look it's this [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► is prom this is the problem with [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► becoming an asshole it's like you know [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► the first of all the person who is [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► really really excited to learn it's this [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► is this is a total interpersonal turns [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► out like when you discover that [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► something that's pronounced a certain [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► way okay there's there's a really good I [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► think extremely good time travel movie [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► called Primmer and it's very low-budget [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► film that this guy put out it's [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► fantastic but the thing is you might not [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► even have recognized what I just said [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► because looking the world calls it [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► primer all right when it was put out the [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► director called the movie premiere but [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► guess what happened everybody in the [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► world pronounced the primer so now even [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► he has to pronounce the primer or he's [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► going to look like an asshole right it's [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► not primer its primer now the people in [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► the interpersonal turns out culture who [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► are so excited to have a new way to [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► correct strangers they are going to be [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► the last person on the fucking planet to [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► realize that they're the asshole and so [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► sometimes and so then what do you do [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► you're in a room with a bunch of little [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► kids with a synthesizer and you go oh [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► have you checked out the mo [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► and look it's go I know how to read that [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► says move and you say well actually it's [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► pronounced mode but here's the thing it [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► was the guy's name it was a guy's name [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► yes and say his name say his name say my [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► name and so then love that here's the [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► thing maybe here's problem you know you [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► know music teachers right this is gonna [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► be the worst so if you did try to say oh [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► that's right that's a Moog synthesizer [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► guess what's gonna happen and well [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► actually and now the music teacher is [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► going to be an asshole and say it's [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► pronounced moge and you got you just got [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► double turns doubt because because the [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► problem is right that there's it there [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► there's another thing in play here which [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► is we're back to the we're back to that [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► guy in Ithaca who said i never tried to [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► speak to people in their own dialect I [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► just talked the way that I talk and they [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► come to me right the guy you met and [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► this is he was God this goes back to [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► maybe the supertrain episode this is the [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► guy and you would you you had a like a [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► you had a little patois were you you got [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► somebody from nawlins you start talking [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► about guarantee right right that's right [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► I thought that was I've in a patois I [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► was thinking that I was that I was [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► blending in that I was getting along [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► better you're gonna help these simple [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► people be more comfortable well their [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► differential isms I did not have a lot [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► of I didn't have a lot of first-hand [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► experience with with with with like [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► dialect right or like you know you grew [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► up in Alaska and everybody speaks like [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► they're from Oklahoma but I guess I have [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► to ask you please tell me that's coffee [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► yes okay could you think that out did [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► you think that after 300 episodes of [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► this show that i had finally gotten to a [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► point where i was just gonna pee in the [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► show oh well I do it all the time but I [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► mute but not none of my Seltzer to you [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► you know I don't have I don't have them [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► I do have a mute button I keep [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► forgetting that I have it yes you do um [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► no I'm making coffee and and I'm making [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► oh my god it's this terrible terrible [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► stuff i my am I my world is all upside [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► down and i'm actually using these weird [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► little nescafe pal no did you run out of [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► free coffee again yeah well it's not [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► that I ran out of it it's that I don't [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► want to deal [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► that get to grind it oh no it's not that [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► it's just that I don't want to I don't [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► want to clean clean up after it oh I [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► hear that we got new grinder I'm very [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► happy with yeah tell me about is a burr [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► grinder okay shit dawg anyways can [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► monster of course it's a burr grinder [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► the problem with the mode problem is if [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► you say mood because you think that [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► you're helping people that that you [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► don't want to sit and have a light be a [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► poverty of diminished expectations yeah [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► and then somebody's like actually it [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► smogged saying you are put in a very [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► awkward position of saying oh well I was [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► seeing it dumb because I thought you [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► were dumb and then you really are like [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► then the crosshairs are on you because [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► huh that actually doesn't that's not as [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► good sounding as you thought it sounded [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► at first you're not helping anybody [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► you're just here just passable yeah [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► you're just can hear maybe you're still [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► not confident that it's mug somebody [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► asked me other day is it Porsche or [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► Portia and I was like oh fuck you know [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► you're now I'm 10 years old again and [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► I'm trying to say like I think it's [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► Porsche but I pretty sure it's portia [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► I've been saying Porsche for a long time [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► but I did once upon a time say Porsche [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► and now you've you sewed that tiny bit [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► of doubt in my head again well obviously [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► the Germans say Portia it is important [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► but a white would say try to rewrite the [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► sentence without you think the word if [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► you don't know what it means if you have [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► to look it up use a different word yeah [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► use a different word drosophila like [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► like Franken right to so that's not a [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► fan of the athletic wear and shoe [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► company from Portland with the swoosh oh [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► that we gay be well I was if I was a fan [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► I was aware er I like Mike didn't you I [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► called him Mike's until 9th grade call [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► them thanks so you know you had to [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► figure out what side you were on which [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► side are you on boy which side are you [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► on are you going to be an IT person you [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► give me a D this person are you going to [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► be an Opie person or are you going to be [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► a lightning bolt person I was a [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► lightning bolt person and I was a Nike [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► person I don't even know what a [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► lightning bolt is lightning bolts shirts [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► no tee shirts lightning vultures [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► lightning bolt shirts [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► am I having a stroke there was a surfy [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► shirt it's a short surface shirt that [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► was popular in the early 80s lightning [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► bolt is that a name of them yeah yeah [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► yeah yeah you never heard of this [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► interesting because I'm you know I'm [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► from the West right we is this some kind [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► of East Coast uh surf where I don't know [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► I don't let me borrow yeah look at that [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► in the big bolt Oh like that there's a [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► there a lot of there are a lot of things [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► growing up in the West that I was very [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► surprised to discover there was an east [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► coast version of hellmann's invest well [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► that for sure but party is in was a [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► carl's jr. and hardee's well no it [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► wasn't so much that stuff it was that [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► the two things that really surprised me [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► were east coast surf culture mm-hmm [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► because my brain just couldn't wrap [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► around the idea that there was an East [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► that there was any kind of surfing on [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► the East Coast and I still don't really [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► believe it i mean i've seen people do it [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► but it just feels like i don't know it's [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► like cute [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► like cute [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► yes something you're doing to prove a [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► point it's all Jamaican bobsled team you [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► know like feels very Olympic today like [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► what the hell are you guys doing this is [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► not this isn't these aren't surfable [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► waves and I'm not even a surfer I'm not [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► saying it I'm not saying it from a place [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► of like did brah that's not even the way [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► if I'm saying like that's just not this [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► isn't your culture at all it was it was [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► invented a long way from here and and it [TS]

01:00:25 ◼   ► does yeah it feels like i remember in [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► and beautiful using the word western [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► because Western seems a little bit [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► America centric i would say surfing [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► feels like what i will call a Pacific [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► Pacific that's precisely right yeah I I [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► went back to Anchorage in 1991 or [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► something and went to a bar and there [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► were a bunch of guys standing around [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► with chain wallets and loser has shirts [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► you know like like beanie hats and and I [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► was like you guys this isn't from here [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► don't do that changing all adult you're [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► not grunge that's you know this is that [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► it didn't import like that but of course [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► at that point it was that was happening [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► all around the world right there are [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► people in Miami that were walking around [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► that look we don't know I remember when [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► it first arrived in Florida a friend of [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► mine sort of wearing what i would think [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► call a truck or wallet and I was like I [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► think he'd maybe lived in bhinda New [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► York or living in New York and I say it [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► seems so peculiar to me it seemed like [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► one of those affectations like suddenly [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► getting into macrame really sure that's [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► where you want to go with this the first [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► time I saw a trucker wallet though it [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► was absolutely uh the the province and [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► I'm talking about in the in the 70s the [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► the it totally represented like Smokey [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► and the Bandit land oh it's a reason [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► it's called truncal every trucker had [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► that wallet that's right but then by the [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► time the 90s came around there was it [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► was pure ironic truck wall like what I [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► have keepin in there like a ear plugs in [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► your vape pen like what are you what are [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► you doing with that is you would carry a [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► huge amount of cash plus the currencies [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► of the world currencies of the world [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► that's right and every and every ticket [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► stub that I for every show that I [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► everyone but I you know that my first [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► trucker wallet in fact mime [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► the trucker wallet that that was with me [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► for ninety five percent of my truck or [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► wallet years was a trucker wallet that [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► I'd been given by my brother Bartley um [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► in about nineteen eighty only realize it [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► had been his and it would it had [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► hand-tooled leather and it was it had [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► already been really like like broken in [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► really broken in and the leather was [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► that color of kind of like uh almost [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► caramel it wasn't like a light leather [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► but the but the tanning had been worn [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► off of it for so long it was well this [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► shade of like like a pair of well worn [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► boots and he gave it to me in nineteen [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► eighty and even then I was only 12 and I [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► looked at it was like are you kidding me [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► like I'm I'm like going to college and [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► stuff so why would I want this piece of [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► white trash ephemera right like this is [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► just what it is is he giving something [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► when if you're cold misc exactly [TS]

01:03:15 ◼   ► definitely oh is this the pulley that [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► you use to get the donkey's to pull the [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► stumps out of them how did the Sun for [TS]

01:03:22 ◼   ► gaming you're gonna get lifetime renter [TS]

01:03:23 ◼   ► here's my pick yeah I don't have an I [TS]

01:03:30 ◼   ► don't have a CDL like I don't need this [TS]

01:03:32 ◼   ► I'm gonna go to college I'm taking the [TS]

01:03:35 ◼   ► french 101 oh we don't work he's like a [TS]

01:03:41 ◼   ► son I wanted you to have my old bridle [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► so I just my father's buggy whip case [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► it's not given case I never yeah or [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► worse it wasn't even like a practical [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► thing it was like he handed me his [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► Shriners Fez write something that was [TS]

01:04:02 ◼   ► just like it denoted a subculture I was [TS]

01:04:05 ◼   ► never gonna join but I never thought it [TS]

01:04:08 ◼   ► was just baffling male rituals you're [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► like what is this you know this is my [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► penis pump it was my grandfather yeah [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► but it's like yeah here you [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► son it's a it's a western-style you know [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► like cowboy western style purse on a [TS]

01:04:25 ◼   ► chain right and here you go it likes I [TS]

01:04:28 ◼   ► mean when I said somebody who's just [TS]

01:04:30 ◼   ► seeing them for the first time in [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► probably seventies you think like that's [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► a really big checkbook it kind of look [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► like a checkbook yeah yeah like a like a [TS]

01:04:36 ◼   ► like yeah check the purse checkbook yeah [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► lady might call a clutch clutch that's [TS]

01:04:44 ◼   ► right except it's on a chain and Bart [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► had parted carried this thing through [TS]

01:04:48 ◼   ► all of his trucker years gave it to me [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► and it sat in a drawer for I guess what [TS]

01:04:55 ◼   ► seemed like an eternity but it was [TS]

01:04:58 ◼   ► really only ten years because I got it [TS]

01:05:00 ◼   ► like in early 80s and that and by the [TS]

01:05:02 ◼   ► early 90s oh right are we very very very [TS]

01:05:06 ◼   ► early early on in grunge times i was [TS]

01:05:12 ◼   ► like huh i have one of those and i went [TS]

01:05:15 ◼   ► and dug it out of a drawer was like look [TS]

01:05:17 ◼   ► at that doesn't look so stupid to me now [TS]

01:05:19 ◼   ► and all sudden I had the I had like not [TS]

01:05:22 ◼   ► a trucker wallet that I had just [TS]

01:05:23 ◼   ► recently purchased I had a trucker [TS]

01:05:25 ◼   ► Walden looked like it had been with me [TS]

01:05:26 ◼   ► forever boys talking about a score right [TS]

01:05:29 ◼   ► and then it continued to be with me I [TS]

01:05:31 ◼   ► mean that thing lasted all the way [TS]

01:05:32 ◼   ► through my truck of all ears way past [TS]

01:05:34 ◼   ► when everybody else was like well that's [TS]

01:05:37 ◼   ► not what we're wearing anymore remember [TS]

01:05:38 ◼   ► there was a there was a period where [TS]

01:05:40 ◼   ► trucker wallets turned into giant chains [TS]

01:05:42 ◼   ► that people were wearing all the way [TS]

01:05:45 ◼   ► around their bike ken stringfellow on [TS]

01:05:48 ◼   ► one of our tours or a chain that like [TS]