Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you hi Maryland's [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► are you well her the man was my song for [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► you know yet do you wanna ride on my [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► John roundover got update that if you [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► like it then you should put John nothing [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► we should have somebody recorded [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► versions of those songs and in fact i [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► think given what I've discovered from [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► having a podcast with you all I need to [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► do is suggest that and by the time [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► tomorrow rolls around there will be two [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► studio recordings of those songs for [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► Lynn man so you don't sit in our power [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► of the powers of podcasting social media [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► at large social media that's exactly [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► that's exactly right social media social [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► media [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► yeah I have become very a enamored with [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► social media because I understand now [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► something about it that I didn't used to [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► do you remember when I do you remember [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► when I called you on the phone this is [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► back when I used the phone and I said [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► Merlin can you tell me why the long [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► winters would need a website and you you [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► laughed and laughed you left like you're [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► laughing now that's like that's like Ben [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► Franklin looking at trying to tell Ben [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► Franklin why he might want an iphone 4s [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► that iphone 4 there's a lot of [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► technological dependencies that we would [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► have to unpack when i'm imagining like [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► reading off a card got like reading [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► glasses on the end of your nose [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► why would I little website am i [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► pronouncing that correctly but you are [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► you did you unpacked it for me over the [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► course of many many many long hours of [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► scheduling meetings to talk about it [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► then we would have to reschedule but [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► eventually you did explain why we why we [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► needed a website and now fast forward [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► several years and here i am a maven of [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► social media and I do i use maven right [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► I'm not sure I'm going to get that [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► tipping point book and I i use those [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► terms but I don't understand [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► kind of me then yes I use them properly [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► yes your your style maker you're like [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► that definitely like a guy evoke you're [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► like Andre tay the guy used to be on the [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► show cindy crawford exactly what you are [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► black gay guys vote get it was like [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► getting this podcast and not already [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► said big black gay guy [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► well lucky i usually can constrain [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► myself not now couple things about that [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► second about you don't even need that [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► site so much anymore which makes me sad [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► i mean it's a bummer because now all [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► this stuff that's happening you know is [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► happening on all these other social [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► media sites but first i'm wrong but [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► nobody needs a website anymore i haven't [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► moved beyond websites and we're in a [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► post website world that brings me to [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► part one in some ways which is I I don't [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► remember talking to you about that [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► because I say so many things [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► yeah I remember I help you make your [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► website beat i know i used to i just [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► can't no I can't I can't like right now [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► I'm sick i've got a virus i think i'm [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► sorry No thank you but I mean I think I [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► think what marijuana it does not make me [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► interesting and into shreds my immune [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► system so quickly [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► mhm I'm just saying like nobody likes a [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► paranoid guys coughing a lot [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► well I mean less security [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► yeah mmm yeah i got us onto the tea [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► party already see how things back now [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► here's the thing that way that I learned [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► this when i used to have but we're like [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► jobs and if you want if you want to do [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► something well if you want to do [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► something and you think it's a good idea [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► obviously one of the things you must do [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► is basically offered to do it yourself [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► but if you get some some bonehead that [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► you gotta convince is something you [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► gotta make them think it's their idea [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► and we have the the bone her and it's [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► completely hypothetical John I say okay [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► and so that's why i said to you that now [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► i think the two parts is that you guys [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► that you've got to show them I'm gonna [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► make it seem like the idea but you also [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► i think with you i think it's useful to [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► show how something [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► on the continuum potentially [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► theoretically makes you more rather than [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► less powerful and i suspect that the [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► pitch that made you want to do this was [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► control as you would control the message [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► you you could decide what you want to [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► look like you got you wrote your [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► wonderful things for the site i suspect [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► that's what it was and that's why i say [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► i think it's kind of such a boring [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► little just a few minutes okay let's say [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► about this like this why this is why i [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► like the Facebook thing like bothers me [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► the twitter thing like you [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► it's so ephemeral and there's really not [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► that much incentive to try hard and then [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► it kind of just goes away [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► so yeah you get to control your [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► messaging and like whatever you know be [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► a big douche in front of people but you [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► don't really own it and the way you deal [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► with your insights oh so you but you [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► were still using the Royal you you're [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► not talking about me I'm always talking [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► about you John are just too soon but [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► whenever you hear anything positive i'm [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► either i'm talking about your I am [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► implicitly thank you because i don't [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► like to be the douche in that analogy [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► but but you know whenever I say anything [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► about social medias you know that I'm [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► being facetious do I i hope you do ya [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► hear you're sick and it's making you a [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► little impenetrable now see I'm not that [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► sick I i only get like half a hotdog i'm [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► having a mexican coke and i'm having [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► some water and trying to recover on [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► charges but I i tried to do it before i [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► got on the phone call let go back to [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► that I don't talk about peanut butter [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► peanut butters become a very complicated [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► topic and I have a lot to ask you about [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► that it's huge around around here but I [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► don't want to get into that because you [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► literally kill people now with the [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► peanut butter you know that will [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► literally die [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► Oh from people that don't have peanut [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► allergies that's just one of the things [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► that's what like one bullet on what [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► let's let's go back to the peanut butter [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► okay well and so the website thing [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► though is that the social media thing is [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► that you know I like social media like [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► the idea of this thing where you can [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► talk to people but like it should be an [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► environment that's conducive to talking [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► people talking to people you know like [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► talking to people on twitter is weird [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► it's it's [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► you know I mean regardless of I mean if [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► you if you have a relatively like modest [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► number of followers and people you [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► follow and you really are just there to [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► talk to each other well I mean like oh I [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► don't know why you wouldn't use aim or [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► IRC or something for that but you know [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► if you don't have a public conversation [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► with somebody okay fine but but you know [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► you have a full-service mm that's right [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► that's right it's like that that the [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► guise of additional husband she did a [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► nice job with the singing by the way you [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► hear that all of the sports and she's [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► saying it to sing at the sports [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► no I didn't see it you know what I'm not [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► crazy about the way that she sings but [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► she did great and you know she didn't [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► show some goofy she didn't like [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► christina aguilera and she didn't do the [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► active think guys like shouldn't do any [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► of that bullshit like she's saying the [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► fucking song and it was pretty and I [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► would just like to say to America if [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► you're going to sing the fucking song [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► make it pretty [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► don't get around don't you come around [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► that you know what shuck and jive go to [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► go cover paid in full go have some fun [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► that's a great song but in this case you [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► know what I think we should start doing [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► paid in full before a sports event [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► well done master flattened ain't nothing [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► but that the christina aguilera fication [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► of the national anthem started with [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► mariah carey she's the one who ruined [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► everything right and and it has it has [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► spoiled a list the start of sporting [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► events for me which used to be a time of [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► contemplation it's one of the few times [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► you can enjoy a sporting events what has [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► started you make a little if you make a [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► little steeple with your hands [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► who do you think haha yes sports and [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► then you put your hand over your heart [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► or you take your hat off and then now [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► that somebody is like strangling a bag [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► of cats [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► oh and i think they're fucking Aretha [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► Franklin yeah they're not stop doing [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► that that's wrong [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► I'm glad to hear that so i didn't i [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► didn't mangle it but you know she's a [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► classy lady she knows right now i know [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► i'm just saying i just do you know if [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► she's cute as a bug's ear but you know [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► sometimes [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► whoo-hoo anyway problem with social [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► media for me I feel it is ruining my [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► brain I I can actually feel my brain [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► being ruined and the end of one of the [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► complications is that I'm becoming I'm [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► an old man now so my brain is it [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► being ruined by every a dish additional [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► day that it's on the earth right it's [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► being bombarded with photons and and I'm [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► losing for my Chris anyway but I'm gonna [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► stand outside that's a Twitter thing [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► that the losing it [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► well it's a it's certainly a Twitter [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► thing but it's also you know I if you're [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► communicating it just in text based [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► applications email texting tweets [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► Facebook updates which I'm which I [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► prefer to do i actually prefer it to [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► just speaking to somebody but a problem [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► with that is that I'm i get into all [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► these I mean I'm gonna have a dozen [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► crazy filled with people [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► let's start you still steaming oh I'm [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► just feeling with everybody feeling with [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► gonna believe you I can't believe you [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► let yourself be provoked into this thing [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► so that's the thing i'm not even [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► provoked into the most of the people [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► that most of the people i'm feeling with [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► have no idea i'm like Tom sharply I'm [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► feeling with half the world and they [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► don't even know that it's happening i'm [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► so mad but it's it's it's just it's a [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► it's some kind of reciprocal thing where [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► I send out a text and I haven't I have [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► some expectation of what the kind of [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► text i want to get in return is and when [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► i get a different kind of text when [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► somebody writes back and goes fine or [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► they say see there and what I was [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► expecting was some kind of something [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► different [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► who then it plants the seed plants the [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► seed and as for this gets the source of [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► the steam the photons well it's the [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► beginning of the photons team is that [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► and and that's a that's a problem of [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► physics right really photons team i [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► don't know i don't i mean like you can [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► take classes about water and your [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► science i think that's best part of that [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► you know you can just say another word [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► plasticity and don't you know as you get [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► all up in your young you know everything [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► right turning turning into something [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► it's like it's like if i don't know like [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► if I'm a bomb back and like Andy Rooney [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► just got all fucked up and then had a [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► kid like that's me but sick you know and [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► i'm turning our baumbach I fucking hate [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► it but here's that's not so bad she died [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► man she said you know she passed a while [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► back she did a lot of people died that [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► doesn't mean you're going to die [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► Maryland [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► I learned about that from malcolm [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► gladwell from malcolm gladwell from [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► uncle blood well I didn't three years [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► knows I'm sorry I apologize no Malcolm [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► Gladwell the Kantian hair fake here here [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► yeah I know used in Canada you know over [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► forty percent of everyone in canada will [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► die and one that yes and apparently my [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► friends in Canada by now and potentially [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► could be going up all the time and um [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► there's a long time and I warned this um [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► i like most people in that from canada i [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► wanted to a restaurant in Canada one [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► time and that idea that well first of [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► all you're absolutely right there are [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► seven kinds of bacon in Canada but it [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► was a Mexican restaurant and staffed [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► entirely by anglo-saxon can come on they [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► got it backwards from our thing [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► it's weird no right we talked about this [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► you get the Chinese filled with done by [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► the Mexican people that you go up there [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► you're telling me you go into a [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► quote-unquote mexican restaurant in [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► canada and it's populated by by like [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► western parts of Canada it's absolutely [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► true [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► I thought hauling that's probably where [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► even in washington state here as you [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► move over the mountains as you go into [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► the more rural parts of the of the state [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► you don't have to go that far before all [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► of a sudden it you know all of the jobs [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► that in the city you you in the city [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► these jobs have been held by immigrant [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► populations for so long that you just [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► you when you see a white teenage kid [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► working one of the men working at one of [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► these jobs it's a it's a shock to the [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► mind because you you haven't seen you [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► haven't see I told I tell you what you [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► mean no she mean it gets kind of we [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► talked about last time of the whole [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► later we had worried that ignites take [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► waiter it see it is it's disappearing [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► tradition little man and he's a waiter [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► it's a later thing he knows he knows [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► he's a waiter it used to be not amazing [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► and it used to be not amazing that a [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► white kid would be pushing a broom in a [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► restaurant but living in Seattle or San [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► Francisco last time you saw a white [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► teenager pushing a broom was the [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► seventies nexus dad was hitting [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► when I was in a hotel a few days ago and [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► the housekeeper was a hundred percent [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► like Caucasian only up shoes from [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► Romania I better or Ukraine uh that [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► would be hot [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► I I guys seem that it was like an Air [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► Marshal thing I figured there was some [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► version of air marshals for hotels where [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► she was kind of link undercover she was [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► watching you are my hope so i dance-like [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► she was watching you wait a minute and [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► sing like no one could hear i can never [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► remember that guy's name who said that [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► somebody like baseball age as I can [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► remember I was in a hotel in Romania one [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► time and though and the UH the the maid [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► housekeeper came in to change the sheets [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► and she was wearing fishnet stockings [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► and as she was changing the sheets so [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► I'm sitting in the chair and she's [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► changing the sheets on the bed and she's [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► bending over at the waist to change the [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► sheets on the bed and there's a and her [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► fishnet stockings have up there is a [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► portion of them in the upper back area [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► where the stocking is a stocking part is [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► ripped trips to the point of being [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► missing entirely and I began to suspect [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► using my powers of divination that she [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► was a multi-purpose housekeeper [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► ah IC but I was very busy at that time [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► with a very busy i was very busy with a [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► project of my own and so I shoot her way [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► choo-choo she also i mean you know if [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► that's something that's not bothering [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► her i would guess i would guess that in [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► a lot of guests have been in that [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► particular piece of romania and I so i'd [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► be super careful about that right well [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► if this was a this was a very very [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► off-the-beaten-path part of Romania [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► right i think most of her normal guests [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► were either other Romanians or german [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► sex tourists the bush i hate everywhere [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► to that and people mistake people [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► mistake me for a german sex first when [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► I'm overseas especially when you gotta [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► Thailand with rolls of quarters [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► well i just looked like one for some [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► reason [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► and when other when an actual german sex [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► tourists see me in foreign countries [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► they always like a beeline for me sidle [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► up to it like so are you doing and why I [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► don't know why I'm talking like a weird [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► count chocula was tucking my always [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► under my normal at all right I see Larry [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► wonder what advice would you like to [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► submit a boy I'd turned into a [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► Transylvanian pimp but no thanks I'll up [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► and i'm not even gonna try German accent [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► store now and I don't german sex to [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► recycling it was just stop it right [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► it's crazy it's crazy let's sit with [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► them you know III you accidentally fine [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► German Foreign sometimes I don't [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► understand how babies ever get made [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► because from what I can tell they hit [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► each other and poop and then after the [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► entire thing they don't know where so [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► much so much poop and it's like you know [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► I I don't want to see that and I i I've [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► tried to put things in place where I'll [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► see less of that but like you know you [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► just gotta get comfortable with the fact [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► that you're just going to see a lot of [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► cocks and you know what I'm fine with [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► that the big ol big old beaver what I'm [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► trying to find a record by the kinks [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► mine don't want I don't want I don't [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► want to see a very important face like i [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► don't and i can see that there's a lot [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► of you know that phrase I can't unsee [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► that who I used to hear that and wonder [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► what the help more time but like what [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► are you talking about appearing on the [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► plan for 40 years there's nothing i want [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► to unsee right because I've never been [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► witness to a genocide or anything but [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► the last six months I have started [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► actually searching the internet not [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► searching the internet but but trolling [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► the internet in a way that I never you [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► troubling are trawling em like ru ru has [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► like some kind of a gill net thing [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► you're doing are you literally walking [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► around going [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► your ass is fat justin bieber all-new [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► show like that i'm not trolling it but [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► you know I used to I used to just go to [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► Wikipedia and read it all night and then [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► you know and then I put some slippers [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► and take a bath and now i'm actually [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► going further out open you keep bringing [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► up for Chan I think for chance at big [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► unsee it kind of late and that's the [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► problem I you are you looking for change [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► on it doesn't make a lick of sense but [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► it does because because I have [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► iris you might have a virus you should [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► check out the virus right now i have is [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► a mac and they're impenetrable no no I [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► mean in your brain [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► I mean do you have a brain virus i want [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► to come back to that because i think you [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► get steamy photons and a lack of [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► plasticity and i wanna talk about [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► magical thinking so let me get back to [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► that it was your on 4chan well-organized [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► everybody's everybody's being silly that [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► follows you know you you go from there [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► out into this other this darker world [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► and they're terrible things on the [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► internet just terrible where I'm where I [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► think to myself I do wish i had could [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► unsee that now i wish i could unthink [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► that idea because it is not it's an [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► ideal you can sit and think about stuff [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► you can think about the silence of the [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► lambs and say oh but it puts the it puts [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► the lotion on the skin but when you see [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► people out in the world who are acting [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► out these fantasies are you see you even [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► even if the videos are fake and I saw a [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► video the other day of a guy some one of [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► these Mexican gangsters cutting a guy's [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► head off with a chainsaw and the guy was [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► still alive [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► oh I what makes you click the button on [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► that John well yeah because there's a [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► part of me that does but here's why I go [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► here's where testing your testing your [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► boundaries that we had no it's not that [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► it's that it's that that's that the idea [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► of anonymous is very appealing to me [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► because I feel like everything [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► everybody's doing on the internet now is [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► a form of look at me look at me like [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► ever there are so many concentric [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► circles of famous and everybody I mean [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► literally everybody i encounter on the [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► internet is trying to expand their [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► circle of famous try next larger circle [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► of famous I think you to do that to John [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► Hodgman his wife 60 times so that's why [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► i remember hearing that describes that [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► it's that whole bridge the whole premise [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► of just like yes you know follow me look [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► at me [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► here look what I did look what I did and [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► so the idea of anonymous which is that [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► people are doing something and there's [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► no and there's no possible way for them [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► to a crew same to themselves their did [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► it appealed to me because I think [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► maybe there's some genuine maybe there's [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► some genuine material being a created [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► that that that that anonymity wipes away [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► some of the uselessness of what people [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► are saying you even when i read [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► something that's really good now i have [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► to contextualize it in within the within [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► the framework of this person said that [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► in order to direct attention to their [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► tumblr page which is directing you know [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► which eventually they're going to try [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► and sell ads on or something [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► yeah no I'm i completely disagree about [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► the first part III almost totally agree [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► on the second part I think you're [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► totally right and you can start again [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► I don't remember is totally exhausted [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► its totally exhausting and like I have [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► some friends who really are [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► uh I assume and ironically into all of [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► this social whatever it is you know [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► whatever i'm not that old guy i get like [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► what a lot of this isn't fun and I'm [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► kind of good at parts of it but like the [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► whole like checking into foursquare [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► thing and then you check into foursquare [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► and then that goes on the Facebook and [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► Facebook is on it's like it's you know [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► it's bullshit all the way down and it's [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► like pretty seems like where is what you [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► know it's just you're constantly armed [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► your ass is about to quit myself from [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► twitter but I'm not gonna let you know [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► you're constantly trying to find some [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► way that like arm [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► I mean everybody in some ways we know [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► you want to be noticed and you want to [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► be liked and you want to be admired [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► but the I just want to be feared I don't [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► I don't want to be liked or admired I [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► just want to be feared [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► you should cut off some dudes head with [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► a chainsaw to be like yeah I could use [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► instead of the myth because decency [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► busters you could have a show we just do [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► all kinds of hauling stuff always any [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► investments [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► yeah and you could happen you could go [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► anywhere and be anonymous at all I [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► haven't I am Otto determine sex to the [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► anonymity [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► mmm [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► chocolatey ma good yeah here's watch [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► this woman fall down and the first to [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► eat poop [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► yeah there's poop all over her now I'm [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► going to kill her with now i have put a [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► picture of the cat on her and they'll be [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► like Arnold Schwarzenegger I don't have [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► my accent it's completely gone to shit i [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► have to i used to be so good at that [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► I don't know do things that have filled [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► me with fear in recent days and one is [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► somebody posted a thing on my facebook [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► page and i replied to it and they [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► supposed to admit that they didn't send [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► me a message right they had to post it [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► on my page and i got a phone call 20 [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► minutes later from somebody pissed off [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► about some piece of information that was [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► that some one confirmed piece of [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► information that was posted by a [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► relative stranger on my facebook page [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► and I was like oh right this compulsive [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► sherry algorithm that facebook is is [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► that s ages for my card [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► Sh ar e dash y yeah i would put this [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► compulsive sherry algorithm says yeah I [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► think that's a on this one is elephant 6 [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► records my love those guys hate that [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► before they all well lit the report [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► somewhere but I don't like Olivia [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► control control have found a porch and [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► all those guys all live under report to [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► change their name and got a theremin [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► anything that was the thing about [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► elephant six it after two records you [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► have to go live under report is that [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► right yeah and then all tomorrow's [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► parties would call you back up and you'd [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► be the greatest thing that ever happened [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► but i want to say your not Bruce Vilanch [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► I think you might be the Bruce Vilanch [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► of your vertical space if somebody if [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► another person says Bruce Vilanch around [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► me i'm going to come to have a hissy fit [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► and channel share the radio Twitter and [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► pop them in the nose [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► I cut down any more cards I want to come [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► back to so many things I but anyway so [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► the couple make sure we close this [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► thread on Bruce Vilanch could have a lot [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► of questions I want to talk about [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► magical thinking I want I don't want [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► talk about 4chan of the tea party but I [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► feel like I need to write more things [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► down [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► I don't interrupt you John your flow but [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► you're also know I understand you want [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► to be fearful but right now two things [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► carry a full feared I don't want to be [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► fearful you're scared about two things [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► this weekend you want [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► fearless somebody released information [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► on your Facebook page and you gotta call [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► I got a phone call an angry phone call [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► from somebody who is close enough to me [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► to have my phone number saying i read [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► this thing that came up in my facebook [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► feed and i was like Christ so I I went [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► on my facebook page immediately and [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► changing all the settings so that it [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► doesn't share anything with anybody you [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► basically my facebook page now is [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► completely closed system where only i [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► can see it and it's just i just i'm [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► going to go in there and run around [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► naked I guess throwing my poop in the [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► air I got the other thing I hear is me [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► and this is back to 4chan who watched [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► those freaking kids on 4chan ruin [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► people's lives [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► that's what the whole idea is this is [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► why we must stop talking about it right [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► now you're right you're not supposed to [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► talk about it [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► well I you know it'sit's we know when [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► those nuclear war type things but yeah [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► the fact but oh I know what i was [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► talking about the fact that your phone [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► and everything puts a little GPS code on [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► every picture you take yeah there are [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► people out there who will come to your [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► house [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► yeah I mean there's somebody put out a [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► really creepy app that would basically [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► but it fascinating proof-of-concept I [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► mean that's part of the problem a lot of [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► this stuff is that that a lot of people [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► our age don't get or in my case don't [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► love is is that there's an extremely [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► interesting technology that's really [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► just showing you something isn't hacking [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► or cracking anything it's just showing [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► you what you've done [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► like in public and so it was really [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► super creepy but like this this somebody [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► put out one person put out a thing that [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► basically has a little regular [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► expression thing that like sweeps [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► twitter for indications that they aren't [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► at home and it is a webpage we could [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► find out who's not at their house are [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► you are you putting this metadata up on [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► our little metadata box or you're not [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► doing that anymore you're not doing that [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► anymore with me right now [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► yeah I don't remember in the early days [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► of this podcast 10 look more day to mark [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► look more what where do i click more [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► coral go like a detail page sorry John [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► go to the go to the website which [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► website [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► I'm so angry [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► here's the thing there's is yes that's [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► got to get the EXIF data you got the [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► location date and all that stuff it's [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► just you know sometimes i think it's [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► it's a shame that we can't divorce the [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► awfulness of what people are doing with [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► some of this stuff from the fact that [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► their stuff we can learn from it [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► my for example and this is really boring [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► so I don't know this is an educational [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► podcast I'm I'm I've been reading the [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► reviews I worry my concern is that is in [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► as as much as you would like to help [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► everybody [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► or perhaps that you demand everybody [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► helped drive it slightly differently [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► thats collecting service or you might [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► concern for you John is I i don't i [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► don't want the plasticity of your [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► photons to become too watered down and [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► my concern is that if you help people [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► who truly is not that they don't need [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► help but they they can't be helped in a [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► way that scales [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► my concern is a lot of people are going [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► to miss out on being set straight by you [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► and I think that we can't afford that we [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► can't afford that you get too wrapped up [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► you go into some you start you start [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► wrestling some fucking tar baby and you [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► are not going to be able to go set [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► people straight that are causing a lot [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► of problems for me in particular happen [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► to me you're absolutely right you've [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► seen this before I seen the tar-baby [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► yeah i do i get tangled up your prayer [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► you're a bear Roderick I'm Broderick is [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► that you don't think anyone is thinking [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► maybe that was that calls the tales of [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► the South southern racism [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► what's that called us out song the sound [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► right south and I got into an [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► interesting conversation about it the [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► other day because they look we have [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► facebook not on Facebook this was [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► actually having a cafe Kevin wrote an [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► article for the Seattle Weekly is your [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► reverb this is the reverb jobs in my [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► instapaper haven't read it yet i always [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► enjoy when you get that please go ahead [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► but it wasn't so i made a comment so i [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► quoted i quoted somebody that i had a [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► Twitter exchange with and and it she was [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► like a she made some point about [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► feminism that women somehow er yeah you [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► know second-class citizens or something [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► that is that like an essential oil or [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► minerals and seven museum don't remember [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► there was that there is a great cover of [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► like bust magazine where they said it's [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► been you know it's the 30th anniversary [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► of feminism and they misspelled feminism [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► and now way that i was i was working at [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► a magazine like bra-burning meets [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► magnesium it was so great [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► Germany's IAM what on the driver [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► actually yeah actually have the copy of [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► it because it [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► I don't know what it said it's not that [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► I wasn't trying to prove the point that [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► people that put out feminist magazines [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► don't know how to spell feminism that's [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► not the point I was trying to prove it [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► was just a nice thing that was like my [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► Braille Playboy's it was something that [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► I like to keep around but anyway so i [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► made some guy was talking i'm sitting [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► around they'll talk about separate bro [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► playboys [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► well Playboy's any good um I was talking [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► to some rock musicians and I said I got [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► into this the this this gal was angry at [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► me for misquoting her in this article i [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► wrote about a Twitter exchange that we [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► had when I called her a fake feminist [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► and the rock musicians I was talking to [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► said oh is it girl so-and-so and it was [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► they called her out she's a she's some [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► she's like a feminist critic music [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► critic and I have nothing against her [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► personally or against her feminine easy [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► mhmm but I'm uh now I've lost completely [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► lost my don't show up at the thing was [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► your reverb and you're talking to meet [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► musicians and something's gonna happen [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► try to guess what the story she finds [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► out you were talking about her though [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► she was mad yeah right [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► oh my god the photons are pouring out of [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► my ears right now that's what I want to [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► get back to measure thinking I have a on [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► it's like a photon fall you know what [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► you need anything I'm gonna send you [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► some index cards [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► oh wow i am at index cards in years not [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► since i did my book report on the life [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► of a cell [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► haven't I ever given you index cards at [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► all that was me actually giving you i'm [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► giving you a lot of index cards again I [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► think giving eric index cards [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► I'm not Eric index cards and i think i [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► might I'm embarrassed to say this I [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► might have given Eric my index cards [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► that you get that's fine that's fine [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► it's it's fine especially in the sense [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► that now you're struggling and now who's [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► the matching is now that's what i'm [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► saying which I had index cards around [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► capturing all of this and in a text [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► optimized unless you text analyze their [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► own different cards but and so the [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► feminism is bust magazine [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► yeah thats right thats a lady magazine [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► and the carton is ironic or [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► was a satirical or ironic what kind of [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► name is that bus oh I think that that [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► would be ironic time [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► yeah um and I'm not even sure of buses [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► still in print which would add a further [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► level of irony to the name bust because [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► they may have gone by I seeking an [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► attorney now what about grandi know are [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► there any granting your magazines while [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► there was a grand Royal i love grand [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► Royal yeah I love grand Royal i love Ben [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► is dead [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► grand Royal was seriously the one where [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► mike d put on the mullet wig and went to [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► GI t that was awesome it was is I think [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► that's the sleep scratch perry issue i [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► still have it it's just it's so fucking [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► great [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► yeah and the might you know the guy the [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► guy that once kids to write in the [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► mission did the mic magazine you [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► remember might I was a massive fan of my [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► i might make them fight to it i drive to [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► the store and buy Mike magazine that [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► might might pretend that who's the kid [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► from eight is enough they pretended that [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► he died oh sure yeah yeahs Adam rich it [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► was Adam Richman it was before it was [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► just the beginning of the internet and I [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► really a year is before analogy to make [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► your point in there [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► this is not a heavy internet periods [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► before you would have these back you [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► know this is more in the tradition of [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► spiders and bubble yum Mikey and pop [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► rocks kind of shit right there is what [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► that this was it was certainly before [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► the internet existed for me but it it [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► was in advance of what became a kind of [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► internet-based pranking but this was [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► real [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► in the flesh pranking in a magazine so [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► not in the flesh [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► it was real in the magazine pranking and [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► it was an oniony it wasn't something [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► well and especially in the sense that [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► the headlines are funding the stories [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► weren't it was it was it was it seemed [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► plausible like they talk to people and [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► there was not that kind of like Oh [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► overly winking I mean I guess there was [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► you really stood back and looked at but [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► people if you took one foot one step one [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► foot back from my magazine and realize [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► that everything in it was was yeah but [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► the name a theme like every did they [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► have themes themes they didn't I feel so [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► bad I so stupid it's not bad it's stupid [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► stupid isn't bad but I feel stupid [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► because I was [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► I had every original dave eggers [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► publication in my hands at the time [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► first edition mcsweeney's issue number [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► one all that stuff that's now worth I [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► mean I could probably buy i could [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► probably buy a small economy car with [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► all that stuff if i had had the presence [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► of mind to just keep it or couple boys [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► instead of giving it away i buy a couple [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► of boys we have to have to get it suck [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► your German friends but my centuries [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► sextours money it's like a private [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► thoughts amazon is prime for that my [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► thing with my thing with boys there was [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► a while there I tried to be attracted to [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► boys like an ad like and Thomas mon-kind [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► away [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► well yeah sort of inner inner like that [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► Death in Venice is a Greek um nauseam [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► kind of well yeah sure but a but it just [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► didn't take and I and I and I feel in [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► some ways that i can't really be a [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► public intellectual unless there's a [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► part of me that's like that wants to [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► educate young boys and you got no X's in [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► your buggery column is your problem when [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► you're going to look at a lot of those [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► guys and you sure there's some good for [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► you or something for the younger I I [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► think you might be onto something but i [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► think part of the concern is that you [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► have a very very quick mind and you're [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► very impatient with children so not good [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► children like ours but like all the [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► other children now we are not good and [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► my concern is like you be sitting around [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► and you would start talking you start [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► talking about British steel and they'd [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► say do you want me to fellate you and [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► you say no listen I want to talk about [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► well i don't think a young man come to [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► adulthood but no one safe for a pretty [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► to say make make make candy canes bang [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► that it would be important to be broken [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► English sure how that was i I remember [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► being a teenage boy and I don't remember [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► ever asking an adult if they would like [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► me to do anything so do your homework [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► right i think i think that's a I think [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► that's uh that's another example of [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► adult fantasy world where kids are like [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► me I thought you sir [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► right fact there's what they're playing [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► the playstation tues and the adult has [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► to come in and actually whack them on [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► the head with the penis and say right [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► yeah yeah exactly like if you if you [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► wanna play Galaga you're gonna have to [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► you know get it [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► that's right [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► don't fear the reaper but none of that [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► interest me what I what I think what [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► these kids need is to learn more about [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► Judas Priest and the Thirty Years War [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► you said this to me and John rocky said [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► you said that I needed that strong male [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► figure not pulling on this one has [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► Conway whack you on the head with his [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► penis [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► it's possible that he's everything I'm [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► the student I don't feel like I'm in a [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► position to say oh I don't want to learn [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► that kind of math oh you know science is [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► more important history sold why bother [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► could you please stop hitting me [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► literally with your penis right i feel [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► like i am not the one who gets to pick [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► the syllabus for that right now I may [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► not like the reserve reading but on some [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► level you know as I may have to [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► sometimes you have to kneel to rise if [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► you're in my charge and I decided the [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► lesson plan for today is a little bit of [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► penis penis circulate important related [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► material and that's got you you're right [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► you don't get to you don't get to choose [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► you don't get to choose which parts of [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► military school you like and what parts [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► are fun and which parts you want to take [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► a pass on i was on the drill team [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► military school that doesn't mean it's [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► not the girl with the big thighs you [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► spend the batons III time marched in [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► close to order with a gun so so here's [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► the other thing John I just want to hear [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► em like tap I watched you know what you [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► do not want to show a bunch of boys in [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► military school [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► I'm a movie set in a military school you [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► start apps when you were in military [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► honors a little bit older than that but [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► like what was the one to add Damien omen [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► 200 men involved involved military [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► school [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► I think our up the Academy the Mad [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► Magazine movie there are there are a lot [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► of movies involving and it's like that [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► been on letterman in the first season of [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► Letterman were Letterman and this is an [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► ongoing bit that have such a clear [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► recollection another watermelons off a [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► three-story building that's pretty funny [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► that was later on [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► now he would do movie reviews and one i [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► remember is hitting a movie review of [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► Flashdance by a professional welder [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► right on [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► he just showed he wasn't like [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► over-the-top it wasn't like a bit he was [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► started gotta know me I wouldn't want a [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► job without having long flowing black [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► hair coming out of it [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► that's no way to like that that's the [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► wrong temperature of that kind of metal [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► like you know the thing is the point [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► being that like you go and ask you know [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► it if he if you get you if you go to the [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► people who understand what's on the [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► screen like they're gonna tell you [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► whether that makes any sense or not you [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► know they're gonna go oh now that guy's [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► got an SS thing on when he's actually in [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► this you know Luftwaffe thing or [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► whatever right [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► you know don't you write exactly you [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► know you know a German uniform but [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► here's the thing [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► there's also a lot of posters out there [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► who are just going to get away with it [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► right now me I know I was what i would [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► watch a military school movie on the [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► show I'm going with this but I'm gonna [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► assume it's somewhere and I would you [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► know what that is bullshit right there [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► just happened that way it is long and [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► every way like you guys were not dressed [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► right i mean just wasn't dressed right [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► let's get you were not in line like you [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► are you there you there was no pattern [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► to what they're doing they're just [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► fucking actors fucking walking around in [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► pants that's not marching right so [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► here's the thing i think a lot of [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► pederasty in literature and culture is a [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► little bit fake right [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► I think it's that movie yeah yeah I [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► think it's one of those things were like [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► how was that great Tom Wolfe [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► sa-something something that mouse was [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► the one where they had a letter [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► Bernstein had the Black Panther a [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► benefit you read that it's really it's [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► really great that the total indictment [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► of what you know the kind of fleece [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► people nowadays but the ridge you know [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► little guys a lot of trouble for that [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► because he talked about it because it [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► wasn't true [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► well no just because it because the tone [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► of it you know you know fun with my band [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► scene you know what I mean yeah well but [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► yeah he was in hot water is that right [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► my house is the thing about his [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► interesting thing that you looking like [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► that parents are you nor I were a gay [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► teenager know and so it emits entirely [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► possible that for practical purposes i [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► was almost a sexual I was like yeah it [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► is you know what not even non-sexually [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► shouldn't ignore it sex in it [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► yeah if I was just I was you know I mean [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► even that the the masturbation and I was [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► doing was so depraved that it was not [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► even on a sexuality level it was not it [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► was something that not procreative [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► you're just you're just a [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► performing frontage on on a hollowed-out [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► tree [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► yeah i mean that's just beyond anger [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► there may be a lot of em 25-year old [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► towels running around in florida that [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► I'm I'm responsible for and I haven't [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► paid for school i haven't done any that [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► are you best is gonna be dad pederasty [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► and the fake pederasty I want to come [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► back to interrupt you because it sounds [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► like you're going somewhere I all I'm [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► trying to say is there's a rich history [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► of this right is a rich history of [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► you've got to go [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► could be that you're taking snuff it [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► could be that not like it's not a movie [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► although I want to talk about that to [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► talk about this movie I just heard about [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► you come back to come back to the Grand [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► Canyon don't want to leave that as far [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► as you were saying about yeah you know [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► like the military outfits being [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► inconsistent I've noticed lately I've [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► been pausing movies i'm watching movies [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► at home I've been pausing them and [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► saying that's a hollow-core door whoever [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► built the set of this movie didn't get a [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► solid wood door and they didn't have [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► hollow hollow corridors that at this era [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► and then I push play again [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► watch it for a little while and then I'd [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► say party Bush pause again and say that [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► that that that type of that countertop [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► hadn't been invented when this was [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► supposedly filmed push play again and [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► i'm driving myself nuts i'm gonna come [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► I'm like am I I don't know what that is [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► I don't even know why oh gosh well [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► there's this is this is a whole season [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► to talk about this [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► well there's a whole thing with the [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► groups's you know it on the guy BB whose [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► yeah i mean like i don't know why even [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► look at that cause it always makes me [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► angry makes me angry because I hate when [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► people do that and it makes you angry [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► because I do it [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► yeah i do it without worrying and [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► there's all kinds of movies that i loved [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► as a kid that have continuity I could go [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► back and try to watch stripes again it's [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► a fun movie but the continent in the [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► community is complete bullshit [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► oh no but even like was so high when [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► they're making that move you think so [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► even harold ramis so I about pj soles [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► hi exactly deeply hi it's already nobody [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► on that movie that was super duper high [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► is that right [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► i'm pretty sure i'm going to what about [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► right shift about night shift with with [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► michael keane very high although henry [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► winkler seems like kind of a square [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► maybe he never got high [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► yeah did you ever see the razor's edge [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► with Bill Murray I didn't that's the mom [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► oh my god [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► summer said mom deal right it's somerset [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► mom and it's so bad they're so on [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► cocaine I really the person that every [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► time I see a like a shot or seen that I [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► just see him looking like Carl and [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► Caddyshack not on purpose [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► did he get permanent smirk because the [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► cocaine is is screwing with his smile [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► muscles and it's making him it's making [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► him grimace and smirk [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► he can't even help it there they try and [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► play it totally straight but it's like [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► it's like watching a cast of 200 people [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► dressed as flappers all greeting their [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► teeth OH all grinding their teeth down [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► the stubs because they're gacked out on [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► like seventies coke it's it's unbearable [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► to watch you would think this movie the [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► network of wartime wartime movie right [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► well no it's the Roaring Twenties moving [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► oh no wait no it is a wartime movie i'm [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► sorry i was thought i was about the [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► great gatsby which is another which my [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► mother lies in your mother-in-law's in [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► the great gatsby in the cell anemia just [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► two spots we can see her dancing the [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► shot in providence sorry doctors usually [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► razor's edge is mom I was one of the [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► books i claimed I've read and I haven't [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► sorry but you would we want you would [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► think that this movie was one of the if [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► if it was even remotely good it would be [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► something that somebody scene but [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► nobody's seen it it's like where the [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► buffalo roam nobody'll i love that movie [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► I did you hate it [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► well no I don't hate it but it's not our [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► man with johnny depp gentle at first [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► it's pretty great version is such a lot [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► of the soundtrack the young soundtrack [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► though it's there are a lot of things [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► about that movie i like but the johnny [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► depp one and the Johnny Depp movies so [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► well done if it actually captured for me [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► at least as a as a sober person watching [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► it it conjured up the exact feeling of [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► being on drugs [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► oh so many times and all Oh either good [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► the the well the bad and the worst but [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► some of the good but just that sense of [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► completeness like when he's in the bar [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► might even just like the hallucinating [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► monster stuff but just the fact that [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► everybody's a little bit distorted and [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► that's what matters [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► going to i said this a million different [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► places but i love i was writing is he [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► and you know it seriously fucking go [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► back and read the Kentucky Derby is [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► dedicated to pray it's still fucking [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► amazing and and he just sounds he sounds [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► like he's completely menaced and [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► everything around him as a potential [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► threat that might need to be mayst even [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► the curse of law know which is past his [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► past his prime there's a section there's [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► a there's a section where he is driving [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► i think in Hawaii he's driving a car [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► down a down a sort of a windy road and [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► it is the it it is the perfect [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► application of speeding out of control [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► on a on a dark road in a in a car that's [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► too fast for you you know right but i [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► gotta check that I've got it on my [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► account information from but i haven't [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► read it yet but watching watching that [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► movie and being transported into that [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► into that feeling of paranoia and and [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► terror of being really really really [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► high in a hotel bar [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► um without you know most of the time [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► when you see it when you see like a drug [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► sequence in the film they you know [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► oh it gets all weird it's like you it's [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► a dream sequence or no and it's sewn [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► it's so unlike was like something from [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► like we're at Sullivan would have girls [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► and go-go boots while there's both [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► bubbles or something like that kind of [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► that kind of like circa nineteen [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► sixty-seven zombies sexy you're on drugs [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► right but yeah but that that fear and [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► loathing movie I don't I i if you have [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► never done drugs [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► mhm and you want to know what it's like [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► I would watch that movie in a dark room [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► I think it's maybe take some drugs just [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► like amplify the effect [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► I'm rod this site I like a lot cause [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► it's called letters of note and I really [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► highly recommend it off put it in the [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► thing and it's everyday they they post [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► some piece of Correspondence want to see [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► ya maybe something historical [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► but just usually something interesting [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► or whatever and like there's like four [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► or five really good ones from hunter s [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► thompson I i'm trying to find this exact [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► because there's one quote where what [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► weíll just was trying to get that was [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► with johnny depp I mean I know he'd been [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► acquainted with hunter s thompson and he [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► just seemed to have seen much interviews [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► and i've got i found let's say I most [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► had bought a bunch of the old cassettes [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► because he would just talk to himself on [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► cassettes right that's what's [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► understands and you just he doesn't sell [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► well no that's like how he would think [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► out loud [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► did you get them now they're out there [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► but there and there you know it's a lot [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► to listen to but it does johnny depp [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► really captures that weird combination [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► of relaxed Swagger and complete paranoia [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► know you know and the shifting eyes and [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► everything good actor he is you know he [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► is a good actor [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► I feel like he's made some terrible [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► movies like that on the whole I have no [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► complaints [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► I want to find this one I'm certainly [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► seemed distracted by the internet I just [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► he writes he writes these these you know [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► he just fire off these faxes to people [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► this is 12 rolling stone and you write [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► the book where father Guido Sarducci [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► sends letter yes very funny [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► it's not you worthless s acid sucking [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► piece of illegitimate shit don't ever [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► send this kind of brain damage swelling [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► here again if I had the time i come out [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► there and drive a fucking wooden stake [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► in your forehead [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► actually why don't you get a job germ [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► may be delivering advertising hand out [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► door-to-door kicking tickets for a wax [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► museum you drab Southland cocksuckers [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► are all the same like those don't battle [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► dingbats at the Rolling Stone office [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► like to kill those bastards for sending [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► me your piece as soon as I kill you to [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► jam this morbid dribble up your ass with [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► your little shooter ship was a better [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► appreciated since y'all is so great at [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► that huh [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► and then you know that that's this makes [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► me think of something i was thinking i [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► was sitting in the bathtub the other day [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► and as i do and i was thinking about my [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► own career and what a what a total [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► wreckage i have made of it [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► look at it later I mean like that as of [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► today [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► yeah i'm in place of in place of like [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► the career arc that that that I but you [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► know that that would be the ideal one [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► where i built on everything that I made [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► and at the end and added a new level to [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► it and then was you know we'd driven [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► your enemies before you and heard the [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► limitations of their women yeah exact [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► that was the plan right [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► lamb and instead you know I spent so [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► much time in the garden some time [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► muttering to myself did a lot of offense [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► working last night scenery [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► you seem like you've done a lot of [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► things offenses been a lot of friends [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► work but also at a certain point I [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► rejected gore-tex and went back to wool [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► and that was a watershed moment was a [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► time-consuming wasn't getting me [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► hello is that who literally watershed [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► because it was shed water that's right [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► that's good but there are a lot of you [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► sure you're not a pederast that was [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► pretty clever [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► thank you well I said I compared their [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► I'm have 6 14 year old boy sitting [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► indian-style sir around me in a [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► semi-circle here and and they're all [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► playing playstation 2 not 1 listening to [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► me at all you bastards [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► but anyway I there are a lot of people [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► up here in the northwest who have shut [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► wool and they're in a completely [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► gore-tex universe and they think that [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► that's north western attire and i'm in [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► this i'm i'm i'm back to wall back to [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► wall back to back to analog back [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► tomorrow no checks again about gore-tex [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► shoes they don't breathe don't breathe [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► then i feel like IM me like I feel like [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► I'm you know I'm not like a really [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► stinky stinky foot person you know I [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► have a lot of problems but that's not [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► one of them and it still I mean it's [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► brutal and they end up i push ice and my [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► shoe trees i always say my shoe trees [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► that's how you rent you bring your shoot [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► back to life with sanding ice and the [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► shoe trees i put them into these shoes i [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► stick them into a sealed bag with baking [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► soda and and I still feel like I'm only [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► taking off maybe twenty percent of the [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► problem [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► it brings just throw your shoes away and [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► buy some nice old mother shoes i guess [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► but anyway I was sitting in the bathtub [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► i was thinking about what up what up yet [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► so you ruin your career [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► ok I ruined my opens not just my career [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► my whole life I've done a terrible job [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► managing it [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► and I thought you know maybe I should [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► just go in this direction that hundred [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► Thompson is doing where I just em I just [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► let it go [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► I just give everybody both barrels all [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► the time and descend into a kind of you [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► know lonely madness but really leave [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► leave a legacy of truth huh you know a [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► legacy of truth is when I think I'm late [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► for you to start having a legacy of [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► truth [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► mmm i know i listen I'm not here's the [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► thing you can always hit the reset [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► button [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► I'm i just i'm just saying that um I [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► don't know it's like it's not like one [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► day you know Picasso decided decided to [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► become a director you know he would have [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► the USA look act like I didn't do all [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► that other stuff i'm saying that you've [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► caused a lot of fuckin problems for [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► yeah and and that well and see here's [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► part of this is where it gets [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► complicated John because your version of [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► the truth is still penetrating I think [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► for a lot of people and I'm saying [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► there's all these 14 year old boys just [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► set up straight and look at me right in [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► the eyes when you said penetrating right [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► well you know you can threaten unplug [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► that game anytime you know I don't know [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► what your game and i'm going to plug [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► something else so i usually just lost [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► some point they lost a couple points i [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► was always going to put you talked about [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► wild and bend you know and Posey the the [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► Marquis of Queensberry son that he was a [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► nice thought he was fucking I i think [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► that now for him that was real but he [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► wanted that Phi you know and I still say [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► to this day the whole reason that he [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► started that trouble with the Marquis of [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► Queensbury is because he misspelled [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► sodomite and I just ice the Dean of the [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► story right yeah yeah sure [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► ok so a cryptography the Richard [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► mammography great biography and and I [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► think it all started because the [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► spelling error [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► yes he wanted to fuck the guy's son in [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► his life like maybe in his knee think [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► you had like a leg fucking thing [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► yeah I I don't understand all the [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► different angles on on on the different [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► kinds of the gay but like I think he was [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► leg [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► here's the leg and leverage man [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► and the Marquis of Queensberry college [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► yeah it gets kind of is if rataj well it [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► depends like fried cheese frontage Jews [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► that for like wait I have a low-fat diet [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► i'm just i'm saying that I'm telling you [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► John rockers like this fucking [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► complicated Oscar Wilde like he was an [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► SAS he was a playwright he was Annie [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► fucker and he didn't like spelling [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► errors [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► ok and this is the eighteen hundreds [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► literally 28 he was certainly he [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► sniffled with right boys they call it [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► that was by the way one of my favorite [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► decima CPC sticking the Rent Boys yeah [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► anyway I'm just saying like you you for [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► the first time I admire the fact that [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► you're owning your mismanagement [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► I mean I think the first thing that [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► manager does is only the things they [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► mismanaged and you're owning it so much [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► it's just rehashing it not my life just [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► like you take a direction night [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► now if I could ask i have to have not [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► had the pleasure of visiting your your [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► home but it strikes me that somebody [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► like like a hunter s thompson like you [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► need a compound does the place where you [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► live have any potential to become a [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► compound there is already a compound you [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► have multiple buildings right are [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► multiple buildings here it is it is a [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► there's a there's an empty swimming pool [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► okay good there's an untended orchard [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► but it's within the city limits my [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► neighbors are all like of the whatever [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► you're doing over there we don't want to [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► quality sound like working working class [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► african-american people [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► yeah that's right but that you know that [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► they when I first moved in here I had [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► had hair down to the middle of my back [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► and I was missing one of my front teeth [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► and that established a certain tone with [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► my neighbors where they were like he's [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► friendly and that's fine so let's just [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► wave to him and don't go on his property [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► and hopefully he'll stay off of our [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► property and it's established a great we [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► have a great dynamic care who they say [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► hi to each other at the mailbox we we [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► actually talked over the fence but but [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► there is like all the all the teenage [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► kids running around this neighborhood [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► causing trouble they will go to the [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► other side of the street when they walk [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► past my house you keep the ball haha I i [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► know i always throw the ball back to [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► them but i do walk around 33 liquid I [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► bet [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► ok I i do walk around the yard with a [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► sword in a bathroom and and I don't [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► think you're in the bathroom but the [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► sword in your hand right I'm in the [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► bathroom and assorted sort doesn't have [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► its own bathroom [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► I'm just absent mindedly going sorties [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► let's take a lot it's just swinging the [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► sword as I walk around thinking about [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► thinking big thoughts and I think the [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► kids in my neighborhood see that and say [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► there are other better places to go play [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► then around this guys house you have to [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► be careful though because you're like [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► you're a big guy like a tall guy and [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► like the probably got the tall guy [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► problem now of like just like I've got [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► the smartass guy problem right which [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► everybody wants to take on everybody [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► wants to take on the tall guy right and [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► so I'm wonder on some level of carrying [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► a sword is also an invitation to to [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► bring that on to cross the fence if you [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► like [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► well here's the thing that I learned [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► many many years ago and that is that all [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► kinds of people want to all kinds of men [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► try and put on the loco eyes mmm to get [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► out of get out of fights or get out of [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► trouble like they'll forgive somebody to [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► localize yeah and that is supposed to [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► communicate like don't mess with me I'm [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► logo but the problem with loco eyes is [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► that all it takes is to have your bluff [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► called one time and localize turned to [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► fear eyes very fast if you're not if the [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► if the localized don't have anything [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► behind them you know oh oh yeah that guy [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► was really tough you when you localize [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► well there are actual localize and I'm [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► sure you've seen them where it isn't [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► where nobody's putting a bond where the [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► person genuinely like to check off thing [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► like person you would not put don't put [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► localize in the first talk to somebody [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► not gonna get shot by the end right if [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► you got localize you just gonna see them [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► long enough [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► like right before somebody gets you you [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► know it's not something everyone is like [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► Appalachian characters just walking [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► around with some correct fucking crazy [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► Snuffy Smith mode like oh I'm gonna get [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► you like I don't think that's compelling [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► and people wonder why i think people [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► really want to hit you if you do that I [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► don't get a sort of a robber or anything [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► like that thing about a person with with [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► truly localizes that they don't care if [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► you if you stick a pin in there I you [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► know they're nuts and so about ball by [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► way of saying I stopped a long time ago [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► putting any kind of local eyes on my [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► face and my face when I look at somebody [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► on the street in and they are giving me [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► some kind of confrontational energy my [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► face communicates exactly what I am [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► capable of doing and I find that that [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► which is writing about it later [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► she's that genuinely is enough writing [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► about writing an angry tweet about it [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► later [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► no I mean I don't misrepresent the the [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► distance in a fight i'm willing to go [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► with someone on the street and that [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► distance is not know distance if you get [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► what I'm saying that sounds really [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► menacing after you play it that way I [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► have I have I have a lot to lose my [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► dedicate my dedication to fisticuffs [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► with you has a nonzero value in the [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► sense of not being defined do you even [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► know the difference between 0 and no [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► because I will explain it to you that's [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► all the difference in the world [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► you understand so at this point the [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► person probably confused they're feeling [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► bad that they hadn't taken more math or [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► like learn perl right i think at that [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► point you use the equivalent of like one [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► of those wrestlers throwing sand in your [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► eyes because now he's on the wrong foot [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► he's wondering does this guy have a robe [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► and a sword and we're what is it all [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► it's like the it's like that scene in [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► great sir where Paul Newman says let's [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► get the rules and the other guy says [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► little knife I kicked him in the balls [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► somebody so 123 123 [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► oh man shit is a it's getting I am [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► let's see okay fuck you want to circle [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► back on i'm never gonna get better than [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► magical thinking I had a thing on [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► plasticity i'm engaged in the compound [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► thing though because it seems to me that [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► i want to tell you why I i think what [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► you're describing here is is really [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► disturbing and extremely diluted and I [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► think that's a good direction for you I [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► see you committing what's the word you [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► use your inhabiting the the voice as I [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► did em right I like that [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► oh yeah right why me also i think you [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► also need to lead with your strength [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► right and it went to number i'm [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► wondering whether I whether i went down [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► the wrong road and what I should be [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► doing like the guy in shazam actually [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► driving across America in a Winnebago [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► but instead of using the power of Isis [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► to solve crimes [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► hmm i should be robbing diamond couriers [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► you know all across America there I'll [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► anti-semitic John the guys get no but [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► that's a here's the brilliant thing only [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► Jewish diamonds couriers right it's just [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► it's a market you leave the Jews alone [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► uh-huh and then and then and by doing so [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► you earn their you earn their respect [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► and he's only knocked over the German [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► diamond couriers of which i'm sure it's [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► a small group but i'm sure there are [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► some if I were going to be a german sex [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► tourist I would want to have [TS]