Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you I'm Merlin I'm [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► fine [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► yeah yeah sound dolorous mm you know I [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► this is the time of year for the lower [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► but I'm a few days ago I i rake all the [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► leaves in my yard and and I literally I [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► literally raped all the leaves in my [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► iron all the leaves that were there then [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► and I put them in piles and I said to [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► myself as one does i said you had better [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► pick these leaves up now before it rains [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► and then I got distracted by a butterfly [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► or something something distracted me and [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► now I woke up this morning and it's [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► raining it's raining on all my leaf leaf [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► piles and which means that [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► yeah well what does that mean is that [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► like going to wash your car it rains [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► things to disperse the leaves are no fun [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► to jump in with the well they're no fun [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► to jump in for sure but no no i have to [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► i can trick him anymore and pick him up [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► with a shovel a giant giant piles of [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► soggy wet decaying leaves the whole [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► different game now I I am I would have [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► to guess knowing you i don't know i feel [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► i know you somewhat well I could see you [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► just want a philosophical level raking [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► leaves as part of a larger process is [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► absolutely true [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► ok it is that only part is probably as a [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► homeowner is a fire hazard you want to [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► keep the the leaf people out of your [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► yard picking around [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► well there's a couple of reasons that I [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► don't subcontract this leaf raking [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► business one of them is that I make my [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► own compost so the the leaves especially [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► from the catalpa tree are are great for [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► producing loamy compost in the spring [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► and also i use the leaves to insulate [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► potted plants that I leave outside over [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► the winter [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► yeah I all this is stuff that you can [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► learn in Sunset magazine it's not an [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► invented at sunset magazine was about [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► new ways to make iced tea [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► well in a way it is you know you [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► remember Sunset magazine when we were [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► growing up was dating a heavy rebrand I [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► like the redesign its it's amazing I [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► mean I i used to love it as a kid but it [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► was all about hottub parties and [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► seventies moms and and how to decorate [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► your bungalow and and again how to make [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► iced tea but now it's about hipster moms [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► and it's a very sexy magazine i have to [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► say that is it's on our bathroom now [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► I've used it [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► oh right yeah no I mean to learn about [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► you know to learn about yeah things [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► permaculture you know the one thing [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► that's missing from the new Sunset [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► magazine centerfold [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► well no remember I don't see him out [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► when he grew up in florida so I'm not [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► even sure you remember the old Sunset [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► magazine I thought was a peculiarly [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► California or maybe west coast well it's [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► just that covers covers Arizona I think [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► California Oregon Washington and Alaska [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► even but the old magazine had a whole [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► section of classified ads in the back [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► one of the main features of which were [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► ads for ads for juvenile detention [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► schools and like fat camps and there [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► were other like three pages of ads in [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► the back of sunset for what to do with [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► your troubled kid and some some of about [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► fat unruly doesn't like raking leaves [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► yeah i'm gonna come down to the same [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► James Academy would be a picture of a [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► chubby girl with tears streaming down [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► her face you know government believes [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► you can't make me and I remember as a [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► kid reading this reading sunset I get to [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► the back and it was like it was like [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► this taboo area because i was constantly [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► sort of idea that I wasn't afraid that [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► they were going to send me away to [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► juvenile camp although you know there [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► was a period in right before 11th grade [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► with you [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► it went good understood it well no she [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► actually got all these she got all the [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► application forms from all these schools [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► and had me fill them out as some kind of [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► tough love program like I've actually [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► filled out these application forms to [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► all these cool not the fat camps all I [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► probably should have gone to those two [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► as a prophylactic well now you know it's [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► never too early to get to get in [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► longhand yeah yeah sure it was an essay [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► portion there were SI portions and this [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► this was where I this is where i [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► thwarted the process by writing [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► hilarious and terrible essays and i [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► iDrive drugged-out the process until it [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► was too late and I know it wasn't what [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► may be the best idea to like have me [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► fill out the applications if you know [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► what I mean it wasn't a thing I wanted [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► to do was she monitoring your results [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► I mean what you know in other words [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► she's getting them for form sanity [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► well yeah but I was pretty good at [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► writing something that passed muster [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► that also said that also on closer [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► closer inspection that for fuck your [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► grandma she your the Marxist in jail his [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► right now a little bits of paper [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► yeah everything is if you if you if you [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► peed on them then the truetype would [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► would become revealed who [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► that's it that's an old spy trick the [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► disappearing ink that you you you can [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► only see one when you pee on the [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► document now where's Len come into that [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► I don't think Len and don't know I'm [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► sorry I apologize not the not the not [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► the the Soviet dictator of the the fruit [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► lemon lemon right it was a big companies [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► limited urine with those big component [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► cryptography well you can write in lemon [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► juice and then I think if you pee on it [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► it is revealed [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► that's got a pigeon drop its well no no [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► this will be this is now used to get [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► having I had a Casper the ghost [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► disappearing ink book but i think that I [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► I probably was not scratching hard [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► enough that i did not get any [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► coded messages i was aware of the [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► perfect ones that I see every with her [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► haha well I think here's the thing about [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► coded messages there have to be two [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► people a senator first of all and then a [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► receiver so if you were just if you were [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► just squeezing lemon juice on blank [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► pieces of paper looking for messages in [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► your radar return is going to be pretty [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► small so that's a very John is extremely [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► healthy approach but i would like you [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► for a moment to just consider that there [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► could also be a problem of having sent [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► coded messages to yourself that even you [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► don't understand what like I called in [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► my thirties [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► uh-huh I mean I was peeing on everything [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► John I was squeezing a fucking lemon on [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► everything that didn't move [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► you know I was dropping pigeons but you [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► know what you ended up married so [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► something must have been working it was [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► always walking on a wire John did you [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► have your and put a note in a bottle and [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► throw into the ocean now I don't think I [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► have what you know I've done stuff like [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► that i tried to put things on balloons [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► and imagine that it would do something [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► interesting but I've never done it in a [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► bottle have you done that you put it was [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► the Puget Sound where you throw that [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► where you throw that out in the Pacific [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► Ocean [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► well I i I'd like to circle back i'm not [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► keeping three-by-five cards but i'd like [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► to strap on six already and I got a lot [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► of follow-up on all of these things like [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► that circle back to the question or to [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► the comment i put things on balloons to [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► see what happens when fresh card and [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► about not do that do you live anywhere [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► like you get google maps to live [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► anywhere near a drugstore you have [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► access to index cards [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► I'm not trying to force it down your [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► throat john i'm just saying you have a [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► lot of problems and if you had some kind [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► of a in now in human-computer interface [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► be called an affordance if you had an [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► affordance for capturing your thoughts [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► in some kind of taxonomical way that you [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► could theoretically put into a pocket [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► i'm not trying to unload try to force [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► anything done anything I'm just saying I [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► don't have time i was that I was at a [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► goodwill yesterday and this goodwill you [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► know every goodwill is organized [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► differently by whatever you know to [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► conform to the same mind what everyone [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► around back to that because I've always [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► been obsessed by who decided it's like [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► it's wooden souvenirs no one ever needed [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► like that a section people get promoted [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► up the corporate ladder at goodwill and [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► they become a manager I think first a [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► manager of a certain section and then [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► romance there's just something simple [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► like short like shirts common [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► short-sleeved think their sessions that [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► it'sit's these people these individual [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► people's obsessions that dictate how [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► within the within the the the you know [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► the general principle of a goodwill how [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► the thing is organized and this goodwill [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► was being managed by a seemed to me he [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► was a he was almost 60 50 60 year old [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► nigerian man huh who was very elegant [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► son of a prince but he had terrible body [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► odor and he obviously was obsessed with [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► office supplies because there was it was [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► that it was a section of the office [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► supplies which is usually relegated to [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► like a little corner of the area where [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► the old carburetors and battery charges [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► are this guy had office supplies for two [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► whole rows paper and three-by-five cards [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► unopened stacked to infinity and I was [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► walking through this area tonight and I [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► thought of you I was like oh my god it's [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► it's it's it's the treasure of the [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► sierra madre for Merlin man look at this [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► these are vintage three-by-five cards to [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► this isn't like the amount you're [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► grasping they knew how to make them I'm [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► i have to be honest with you Jon I'm [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► reluctant to talk about any of this [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► because like if this had that girl in it [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► would pretty much be my fantasy you got [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► you got good will you got organization [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► you got nigeria and and you've got [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► something that as recently as this [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► morning and I don't take us off track [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► here but as recently as this morning [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► these these uh let's say problems that's [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► a gift that I have where evidence in the [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► cells I i like to be very focused [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► sometimes and some of my daughter wants [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► to play with something I i will organize [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► the parts i love or no no no [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► well organized organizer magna tiles I [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► organizer plastic animals don't do it [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► I've talked site i have different [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► buckets now for all of her little [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► plastic plastic toys that are [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► anthropomorphic and/or people because I [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► got different buckets for that but also [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► the Toy Story ones are in their own [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► because they should be able to play [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► together but the big tube cats cats go [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► in alongside the the creepy-crawly I [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► don't go into much detail now I can tell [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► it's very easy [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► there's a limited set of colors legos [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► you know the thomas ones i have three [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► different boxes of thomas stuff i'm glad [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► that we're talking about this because [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► when your daughter is a teenager and [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► comes to me and says uncle john i have [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► so many problems you let the coated with [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► us and she can't understand yeah i'm [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► going to say but let me give you let me [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► give you some insight into where some of [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► your where some of your anxiety you came [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► in pretty late in the movie but you [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► still know a lot about the second act [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► but I mean but you know I'm just let's [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► put it this way if there is a torn and [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► felt the index card with teenage girls [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► here and on it please handle it [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► carefully [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► you don't get it do care i will i'm you [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► know i cherish items like that when we [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► got we got nine shows you don't even [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► know where to start that the goodwill [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► thing though the organization we have [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► got to come back to ads too well but [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► never let you go [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► yeah let me just let me just interject [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► there's you and your daughter are [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► looking for something to do as an [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► activity you live blocks from the [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► Pacific Ocean and I suggest that you go [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► down there periodically write a letter [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► to whom it may concern put it in a [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► bottle put a cork in the bottle and [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► throw it in the ocean know i know i know [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► in San Francisco's night cream it's not [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► create the pollution police are gonna be [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► all over you but this is big stuff this [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► bottle in the ocean stuff is big big [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► stuff maybe throw off the body couldn't [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► throw it off the bridge that you did [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► know somebody would occupy you can get [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► occupied i have one minute car that says [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► do not discuss occupywallstreet it's all [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► one card he did you write in big letters [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► do not discuss running again a second [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► card but you gotta throw you have to [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► periodically write a note was great on [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► so many levels John it works on so many [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► levels even if these the theoretical [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► purpose never happens i think that the I [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► used to explain to her when when when [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► she was a baby I walk up the street and [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► say that specific ocean is the biggest [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► body of water in the world and if you'd [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► like to know you and I said to my [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► daughter every morning I said that's the [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► biggest body of water in the world i [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► said and it you could you could get in a [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► boat and go all the way across that to [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► another country and I said if you can [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► you can if you want to manage projects [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► and put up with bullshit you can do [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► anything in life and i will tell her [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► that every morning huh [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► because my wife is a minute my wife we [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► need to make it hard to get a shower [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► when you have a kid so we give her a few [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► minutes I'd go up and I would explain [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► the world by pointing to the largest [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► body of water in the world [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► listen that's the largest body in the [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► world and if you're prepared to manage [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► projects and put up with bullshit you [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► can do anything [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► mmm it also helps to ask people things [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► as a favor he never done that [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► write that down write that down no car [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► because that's that that's a pet peeve [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► oh you know you know you know who hates [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► that who you know who hates that i think [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► his famous line is a sign i was it [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► sometimes it does hurt to ask this man [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► must lie but that is all I look no no I [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► was a goodwill sweeper I used to go with [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► all the time and let's clarify here [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► we're talking about when you and I were [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► going to the good ones back in the day [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► this is a whole different world entirely [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► different world entirely different world [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► is for Kim Gordon ruin vintage fashion [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► and they started to so no we're not so [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► helpfully she's having a hard time right [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► yeah let's talk all right and now it's [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► her base standard tuning base [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► you know I've never I've never went into [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► the fetishizing Sonic Youth alternate [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► tunings right but she did no indeed [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► going to easy dismissiveness that was 85 [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► 86 United that it did that I went [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► through that phase ready dismissiveness [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► but you know that the people were [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► talking about us on accuse you no [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► alternate tunings and then you see all [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► those pictures of like yeah it's a jazz [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► master and you stuck two drumsticks in [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► there and he's hitting it with a hammer [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► I think he's the one that has 4 d's on [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► it what fucking alternate tuning matters [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► and that's it Joyce he's gonna go with a [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► hammer this is the problem i saw them [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► and then the next night their equipment [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► was stolen it was I was not involved but [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► it sucked because they didn't even know [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► how some of the cars were tuned and they [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► were pretty sure they couldn't replicate [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► it so i think i think Tom Tom violence [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► potentially shadow over that I think I [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► think there are certain songs that just [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► had to come off the replicator that [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► anymore because I guitar was 21 some and [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► never to begin but you're never getting [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► that this gets respect to the goodwill [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► how many really really good guitar [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► screwdrivers you can find in pairs be [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► honest because it depends on how its [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► organized and this is my this is my [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► concern [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► I think the problem is you going to [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► goodwill and as you're describing this [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► nigerian prince you could see a level of [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► organization that reflects a certain [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► certain human Felton song that goes way [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► beyond how anyone would ever think about [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► buying something used for not much money [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► I think I connection between those two [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► things is virtually non-existent i think [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► at the corporate level I don't even have [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► the corporation they probably probably [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► have a card table somewhere this is [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► goodwill on it but but i think the [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► people this man right [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► and let me just say this last thing on [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► this because I want you to cover closed [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► and then home items but I'm gonna talk [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► about two areas i'm gonna talk about [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► music and electronics now music it's [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► always a complete mess [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► the these are you talking about the [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► music section of Google if you go find [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► records you go to find like a giant [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► thing of cassettes you want to pick up a [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► package single boy feels good to say [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► that Tupac a single huh you want to get [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► any of that like you're screwed I mean [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► what oh yes except if you go to the [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► hipster Goodwill's there are good ones [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► now triple the triple the price on every [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► single thing right now but they [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► organized their music section that's [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► what hipsters just get this topic will [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► so that they can so they can put all the [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► damn Fogelberg records and in in order [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► and they do have all of them they do [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► meanwhile who the the cups and saucers [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► and the tupperware sections are just [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► reject piles of debris and attractive [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► because these these kids are grown you [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► know they're organizing the skinny ties [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► and they're organizing the cds and the [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► rest of the good ones go to hell yeah [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► thanks to google for some of my least [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► favorite places to call boy [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► first-principles here's the problem it [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► used to be that somebody in your family [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► died and whether or not you like them [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► you did not keep their clothes now this [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► is good for us write this but still it [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► every once in a while every one swallow [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► does not started it was actually of I'm [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► like to smell mothballs and i'll run to [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► the back and it's some guy some guy died [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► and I is 25 suits from the fifties are [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► in there but of course they're all 94 [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► small if these little girls by your [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► seats [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► alright it's a it's it's kinda there's a [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► slight smell if there's definitely [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► mothballs mildew and dreams deferred and [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► that go fast because that's going to be [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► some good-ass suits but here's the thing [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► i think they realize that I blame Gordon [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► shown obsessive magazine we're in some [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► kind of fucking further Bella today now [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► there is cherry-picking if I could say [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► going on at [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► every level their cherry-picking no no [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► it's always been that the people of [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► goodwill or salvation army they always [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► get first they get dibs if a boa came in [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► and the shits out the door in Fogelberg [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► got plenty of those for me i'm talking [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► about backroom cherry-pick oh I'm [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► talking about a very high level on this [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► is that this is a walmart style model of [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► distribution will now be have it on put [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► it on the United think I think what [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► happens now is you go drop that shit off [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► at the dumpster and at the goodwill or [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► whatever right and I think that goes to [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► cut some kind of disturbing central [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► processing probably in reno nevada and [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► and and and lots of the Dominican [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► children separate that but they want to [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► hear this is the this is the thing [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► they're 75 different levels of [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► cherry-picking going on at any thrift [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► store you know that's getting picked [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► from its getting picked at central [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► distribution it's getting picked now [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► they have all these are all that they [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► have these boutique sections etcetera [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► etcetera and that's getting picked by [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► the people who work there and then who [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► work at the at the individual places and [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► then that first rung of professional [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► pictures that show up at eight o'clock [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► on monday morning you're talking about [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► the idea the EPA flea market types [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► well and yeah getting SC people to make [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► a living on on reselling shit they find [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► a thrift stores I used to date a girl [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► who was a picker and she and i would go [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► out to these thrift stores out in the [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► middle of nowhere and we'd be walking [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► through the aisles and people would be [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► coming down the aisle the other way and [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► as they let's just call this girl let's [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► say her name is a Maurice that's the [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► lack of a better name but so it can be [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► walking through the island this person [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► would come be walking toward us and as [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► they pass us they say hello Maurice and [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► she go [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► oh hello Stan and there'd be all this [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► like derision dripping off of both of [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► them and you know and then the other [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► person would wheel their cart full of [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► full of nike air jordans and torn [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► t-shirts and and horsehair jackets and [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► whatever else asked us and I would just [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► a little cool cool picker friction [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► yeah and I'd say how do you know that [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► person we're in the middle of were like [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► out in monroe [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► or whatever she's like oh I know all [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► these people and they're like they're [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► like full of hate for each other because [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► because that that's what they do there [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► with my comments like comics people like [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► any of these people who are digging you [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► know and you can you certainly met [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► rendered people like this right now the [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► end and musical instrument people well [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► that's that's different because that's a [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► that becomes a challenge I think this is [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► happening I don't want to sound [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► conspiratorial but i think is happening [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► at a much deeper level now I think the [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► goodwill 95 right by all my Paul [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► Westerberg looking clothes and I think [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► that stuff was going from the dumpster [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► to to the mothball room and straight [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► onto the show floor probably within a [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► matter of minutes [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► what I'm telling you is happening today [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► I think all that stuff is going on [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► trucks to a central center they got [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► photos of Kim Gordon up possibly the zoo [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► deschanel you know or you know who's [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► only with the zoo II know Zoe did she [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► ever did she ever get mad that she looks [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► like a Perry such me it happened [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► sometime astronauts i think i think the [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► best story I ever heard was she was at a [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► baseball game here in Seattle and and [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► some drunk guy and then she made it [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► sound like this happens to her all the [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► some drunk I was like I know you I know [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► you have a super big fan and she could [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► just tell that they thought she was Katy [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► Perry this is before she be soon she was [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► this is before everybody knew her like [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► Elvis al-fara well no after that but [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► when she was still an indie darling [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► before she was a genuine bona fide [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► celebrity shows doing quite well I heard [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► it is [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► yeah it's made her quite famous but in [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► any case this guy's like no dude I [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► totally know you i love your stuff and [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► she's like yeah you think I'm Katy Perry [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► but I'm not he's like oh no what [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► yes maybe and I think that used to [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► happen to her a lot but now I mean her [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► pictures on every dorm room wall in [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► America she's still get it wrong I [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► stuck-up lucky magazine below but let me [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► let me just let me just put the final [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► capper on this goodwill question [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► probably put that you put the [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► penultimate caprica's like a big capper [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► all right well here's my cash and she'll [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► go ahead if you have to you have to [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► approach thrifting so philosophically [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► and one of those things is if you get if [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► you get obsessed with all the things [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► that you are missing out on if you get [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► obsessed with all of the great things [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► that have been picked [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► by thousand thousand levels of picker [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► above you you it will it will get inside [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► your brain and slowly drive you crazy [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► you will not be able to do anything else [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► but think about going to the thrift [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► stores because thrift stores are like [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► they're like a tide pool stuff stuff [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► comes comes in with the tide it goes out [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► with the tide and you have to just you [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► have to just get out of the thinking [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► that there's anything good there you [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► have to walk into every thrift store [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► with the conviction absolutely [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► everything you know is s no you have to [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► have the zest it's a nun curious like a [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► nun curious and curated Museum of overly [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► normal that you write your hipsters want [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► to go and say oh I'm going to place the [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► Philadelphia with the eyeballs or [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► whatever in this case you could walk in [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► there and you're going to learn if [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► you're watching if you're just sitting [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► around going like Oh am I gonna find a [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► for freshman record you know that's [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► going to limit your vision your skin [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► your mad at the guy who got it before [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► you sure i want to speak in philadelphia [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► i went into a thrift store there one [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► time and I found one of these scenarios [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► block John Rocker should have a blog [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► about place to sleep in but start with [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► start with thrift stores [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► I should have a blog stop i wanted to [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► this place and there is a need and I [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► know what you need a Boswell I'm not [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► gonna put your Boswell I got the biggest [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► Johnson's I've ever met and I think you [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► need a Boswell I don't have I am a big [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► johnson but would you find me a Boswell [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► i can find Boswell you know right go one [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► word Sunset magazine that's two words [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► maybe not sunset maybe i would go to [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► like we've got to come back to ads I [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► will not I will literally not stop [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► talking to come back to ads but you need [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► somebody to be capturing all this I'm [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► doing what I can for now i'm john the [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► baptist not Jesus I'm here for a while [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► to help out [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► you need somebody on a more fundamental [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► level opening a blog and literally [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► capturing all of this facebook is not [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► where it needs to go John's knees in [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► front of people like here's the ring i [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► appear to people on the road to Damascus [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► every fucking day and you know what they [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► do they drive around me I'm standing [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► there Michael oh hello waving my arms [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► which are you Paul know which I Damascus [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► well I'm appearing on the road was that [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► all is well he but who appeared [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► Oh JC prime yeah the big JC wipe a [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► tripod scales on his eyes [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► what does that mean [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► remember that this is the scales fell [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► from his eyes that was on Damascus right [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► maybe it was a maybe he was promoted and [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► I'm dreiling this go ahead please [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► continue to academy was Eureka your [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► recapping is that we're decapping when [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► he doing [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► i'm sure i was talking about this love [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► story went into in Philadelphia where I [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► found you on a man's entire wardrobe an [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► entire you know like 15 suits [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► custom-made shirts beautiful beautiful [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► stuff and it fit me perfectly except [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► that this man had incredibly short arms [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► let's say you look like it like a snappy [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► looking Boris Karloff well except that [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► the pants weren't correspondingly short [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► like if the pants had been short and the [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► sleeve or short i would have bought I [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► would have bought all this stuff I want [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► to dropped five hundred bucks in this [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► place to short me to do anything with [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► this is not a question of you you pull a [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► couple stitches and get an extension or [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► talking like a little my level of [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► fucked-up Police these sleeves went [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► halfway down my arms again like a [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► 3-quart like a rock and roll concert [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► jersey and this guy had his it had all [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► this stuff tailored like it was it was [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► handmade stuff and the the pants fit [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► they were the right length he was the [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► right height he was a giant of a man and [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► his arms were were half as long as mine [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► either that or he was like he had his [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► suits his custom-tailored so he could do [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► the dishes without rolling up his [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► sleeves or something I don't know but he [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► had pretty wrists [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► it was devastating to me because it was [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► that it was the Holy Grail right i just [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► found an entire wardrobe about that used [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► to belong to a man with class and taste [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► and distinction a tailored for him at a [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► time when people made things by hand [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► again the steak waiter this is they knew [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► that they were making clothes for people [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► and matter this seems had to hold yeah [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► well but turned out that this guy had [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► like flippers instead of our ok but you [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► understand correctly you're telling me [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► that for obvious reasons because of his [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► purpose you know [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► t-rex to live my problems for whatever [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► reason that was unclear probably not a [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► note in the pocket explaining that don't [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► know but whatever the hell that states [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► LOL i'm just say lockets maybe there was [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► maybe there was a note maybe he had a [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► note so didn't truth to the side show at [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► esa i'm just thinking that his whole [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► house he might have had one of those [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► special houses maybe a helper monkey [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► with something extremely interesting [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► going on there but here's the thing i [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► think this is like like meeting the [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► woman you think is perfect and then you [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► find out that she only listens to fish [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► you know in that case you found [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► something was so disturbingly close to [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► perfect for you but it was yet so [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► fundamentally wrong all this happened to [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► me this exact story [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► Maurice Maurice Maurice or Morris [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► because you don't want more that's [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► probably more and more skip is is how [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► you pronounce that was a different [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► different when I'm Maurice Gibb [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► pronounced his name know I just I feel [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► bad for years i've been mispronouncing [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► that it's Morris really pronounced [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► Morris no past and and if you watch the [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► bee gees a man running behind music [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► fantastic first of all you don't realize [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► how great the bee gees were all we know [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► is that there was a period where they [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► were a lot of our tell me how much I [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► realized how great the bee gees were you [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► got a problem with the bee gees i am a [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► super beauty is fun about Massachusetts [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► like Massachusetts it's all good it's [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► all good here ok so here's my question [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► for you [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► obviously because of these of some [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► unknown a disability or bad decision he [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► needed special clothes a and B you're [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► telling me i'm sergeant Morris Morris [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► past I think I was close with Australian [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► goodwill now have in la i'm gonna happen [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► i gotta hang out with this up he needs [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► but you need special clothes because he [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► was bald [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► oh no that's the other 10 that's the one [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► that's not robbing that would be Robins [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► no Morris Morris past you thinking of [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► robbing and his Jojo let's hear the one [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► Robin there's buried I'm sorry Barry [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► berries berries the one [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► yes yeah I'm you know what strike all of [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► here's the thing was it well you're [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► telling me it was well made clothing [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► oh my god it was so he had the means [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► with bulletproof this guy was he was [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► part of a he was he lived in a big house [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► this guy see that way i would be [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► thinking about that forever everything [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► because somebody had a diamond-tipped [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► cane [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► and I bet the cane was really long I [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► claims and singers the arms didn't reach [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► down to the Almighty Williams ending her [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► I'm Taiwan to tell this story though [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► about this girl I met this girl in a [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► like in Narcotics Anonymous meeting and [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► she was so beautiful and she was so [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► saving all these four paws well she's so [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► smart and she was just choose to call [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► the things that at the time I i thought [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► was what i needed in life and that you [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► know and and meeting her where I did it [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► that all seem to fit and I was like this [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► girl and I we we have this we have [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► allowed the same problems we have a lot [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► of the same gifts and this has been this [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► is a relationship that's this is this is [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► the this may be the one and i went back [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► to her house and on my way to the [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► bathroom I noticed in a corner a shrine [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► I'm not kidding now a shrine to the [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► counting crows like shadow poster [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► no no she had several framed photographs [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► arranged in a shrine like sort of [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► tryptic with Campbell's all come on crow [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► candles and ice and I couldn't let it go [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► unmentioned discounting throws that the [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► thick Rolling Stones banner think that [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► Morrison van or the big van morrison [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► been the film's both managers be the [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► crows the currents the Grossman the [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► black crowes right and Italy that faces [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► cover [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► yeah pretty good they were good cover [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► band yeah yeah actually they had a [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► couple of good this is really mrs. Jones [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► and me write that and then this was back [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► at a time [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► I mean those guys have somehow just [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► threw one jetty like they're still out [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► on the road the counting crows him have [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► converted somewhat by having indie bands [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► open for them i mean i'm not going to [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► say that the counting crows have have [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► have credit of any kind but they're a [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► little close to look at gin blossoms [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► thing where you could go you know what I [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► mean like there's a gym blossom songs i [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► was thinkin there but that yes the [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► dreadlock fat face guy [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► yeah by dating Jennifer Aniston by being [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► like a Hollywood creep he [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► been in her bathtub he had he's he's [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► been he has washed his patchouli so [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► dirty Jesus infinitely innocence [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► bathroom you know how much time she [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► would have this man at home depot just [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► to figure out a solution for keeping all [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► his beard beard and hair shit out of her [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► bathtub [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► although you know she gets she's very [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► time she does and she gives one the [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► impression of somebody who says no you [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► can't shower on my house she seems nice [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► she doesn't seem nice talking about your [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► my mom said I think she seems very [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► pleasant jennifer aniston from the TV [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► show with the hair [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► my mom said one time apropos of nothing [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► she was like you know that meg Ryan even [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► though she always plays roles where [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► she's like a an anxious tidy [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► ball-breaking little bitch she seems [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► like a nice person [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► I don't get that at all but Jennifer [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► Aniston who always plays roles where [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► she's your best friend and kind of also [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► like a little bit [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► she's a little bit tidy but she's like [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► you know always playing roles of like [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► you don't think she seems a little [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► down-to-earth Jennifer Aniston Jennifer [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► Aniston the actress [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► well you know one time I was in the [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► dentist's office and I picked up a copy [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► as well as got a busy week ahead and [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► picked up a copy of architectural digest [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► as one does and I was flipping through [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► the pages get a restaurant and she and [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► there was a spread a photo spread on [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► Jennifer Aniston's new hollywood hills [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► home huh which had been professionally [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► decorated by professional decorators huh [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► and I tried to picture myself standing [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► in that living room in a bathrobe saying [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► yelling into the kitchen [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► jen jen is there i know there was a book [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► on miles van der Rohe in here somewhere [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► and i seem to have misplaced you know [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► where it is [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► I'm sorry honey I didn't hear you i was [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► starting the risotto [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► yeah and and I&I I pictured myself in [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► this room in this bathrobe and I just [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► could not I just didn't feel it but as a [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► man who loves and misses [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► man loves best let's take let's take it [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► as read she's probably got a little [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► extra dough [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► let's say you came in your the new gen [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► bow and first of all obviously you're [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► going to ask that you have the bathtub [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► professionally cleaned to remove all the [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► dirts right now all aspects of Duras [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► you're going to bring in like some kind [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► of fucking CSI team just make sure [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► there's not there's not a lick a [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► dreadlock in there right [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► I i we love a bath without John you love [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► that I knew it wouldn't have occurred to [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► me that he had a fire about but fouled [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► yeah i guess i would have to insist that [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► she move [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► oh ok go and like throw away the [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► mattress and stuff i mean i know that [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► was a long time would you stay there [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► after she moved her place yeah and [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► roadways I don't know quedo she got you [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► gotta move but tell you what I so I'm [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► technical digest sorry Boswell [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► Architectural Digest got damaged on [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► we're gonna have to have four new shows [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► because it can you hear this cute [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► literally here okay [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► architectural digest on her spread and [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► not now here's something i do and i [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► should not do this I should not do this [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► but my wife who you know is one of the [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► greatest people in the world and she's [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► the best and so there's a dumb thing [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► that I do for her [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► that's a dumb thing we both enjoy which [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► is I pick up silly magazines for her [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► that ladies like that they're silly [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► magazines and things you do this you you [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► leave through i go and get something I [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► pick up some half-and-half and maybe I [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► did you do this you come back with an [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► armful of us weekly's and we can we move [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► past those we were past why do mostly I [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► know which month were up to and so i'll [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► get a vogue i will get a bizarre go [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► through the highlight top level ones [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► first right I'll do a vote I'll do a [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► bizarre failing at that I will fall back [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► on a lucky because everybody loves a [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► lucky it's a magazine about the shopping [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► and style and stickers let me hit you [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► with a helmet with a mind bomb who but [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► do you ever go get italian vogue for her [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► that is a very complicated question the [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► very do you wanna know the answer i do [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► okay well this is a tenuous thing that [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► we do like it there any things cost [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► money and stuff and we probably [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► shouldn't be spending money on a silly [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► magazine enjoyment 25 bucks so I'm only [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► kind of allowed to do that so often but [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► yes what i will do is well first of all [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► so 10 [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► vogue no doubt the day it comes out on [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► there i get it i bring out right did you [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► ever see that movie The September issue [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► is a no you gotta know Anna Wintour i [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► think that the big the big guy you look [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► like as in it on telly telly all the big [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► guy look like [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► careful not that way i could be a couple [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► got it right here my holster there are a [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► lot of them actually legit write jokes [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► for the Oscars [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► uh-huh mark John Roderick the block her [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► but i buy these for and then the funny [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► part is and I and you know and it's just [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► yeah but never discuss publicly but it's [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► something i am happy to do she takes [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► care of our daughter and in our home and [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► she's the best person I've ever known [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► and so I get these silly magazines but [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► then I get angry I look at this in [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► magazines i'll be able defecating or [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► occasionally urinating and then the [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► covers of the magazines make me angry [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► I sometimes look through them to see if [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► there's anything you know keep pictures [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► of girls which there are no but you're [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► gonna get in trouble if you look at [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► those four no she's fine with that [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► she's fine with that no no I'm not [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► talking about the naked girls I'm [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► talking about don't look inside women's [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► magazines they contain multitudes of the [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► of of angry making yeah things that you [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► just you you're not supposed to look [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► there don't go there you will turn to [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► stone you will turn into a pillar of [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► salt [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► well and in my racket the heart thing my [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► racket is like I yeah you don't know [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► about this stuff idea from my whatever i [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► do but like I'm going to this idea of [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► like there's not really easy solutions [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► to a lot of stuff and so sometimes i [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► will be confronted with something like a [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► self magazine itself itself is a [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► third-tier magazine if we've gone [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► through the folks if you got through the [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► harper's bazaar's if we've made it [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► through the luckys she does not like a [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► lure lure isn't isn't as a magazine [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► about lipstick on sat for teenagers and [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► lures no good [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► that's right that's right you might get [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► her like a like a 17 but i but I look at [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► herself and itself and I occasionally [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► will take a photo of herself because the [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► cover is is is so rife with nothing but [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► bullshit shortcuts the stuff that you [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► shouldn't be worrying about anyway we'll [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► see this is intoxicated psychology today [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► I will not read a psychology oh you're [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► more than i can and i cannot even I [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► can't look at the cover because now you [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► know you notice now they put cute girls [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► on the cover of Psychology Today now all [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► it is it's a giant photo shoot of like [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► of like cute kind of young moms right [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► like overcoming their problems and that [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► isn't a thing that I I don't you know [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► first of all young moms [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► yeah oh I well just start thinking about [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► young moms and I can't even myself and [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► now let's ok [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► my only thought was this and in this is [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► sometimes and just your point now about [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► the the jennifer aniston problem i like [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► that kind of circle back to that because [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► i think you're wrong i also want suggest [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► the one that's unusual move have one [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► counting exactly one counting crows song [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► that I really like a lot and I think you [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► wouldn't hate it so i'll send you a link [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► to that later but the perfect for [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► jennifer aniston anecdote you know I got [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► a lot of problems you may not know this [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► i have a lot of problems with christina [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► aguilera I don't know that all we talked [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► about how she's ruined singing at sports [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► oh yeah she's terrible but but shiny [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► she's very very shiny but a thing a [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► thing about christina aguilera that i [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► have heard from through the grapevine [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► the music business great line is that [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► then that you would not expect this [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► I don't think looking at her or or [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► interacting with her public image but [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► apparently she is a tremendous [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► professional who arrives at the studio [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► on time and works her ass off all day [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► without ever throwing a coffee and a [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► intern or without ever having a diva [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► tense tantrum she busts her little she's [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► a good singer she bust her balls if you [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► will [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► yes in the studio and has earned the [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► respect of all the like pocket called [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► recording engineers that she's working [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► with them that is no small thing so I [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► mean I can deal with a good deal well [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► you know I get a job I don't like that [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► does not actually surprised me i think [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► they have longevity in this business [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► I'm guessing you have to have you have [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► to have some measure that and but also [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► obviously you have to suffer a lot of [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► things like photo shoots but there's [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► just one particularly kills me i wish i [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► could find the photo but it was the [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► spread [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► on her newly remodeled house which witch [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► is which of course looks like a museum [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► designed by a by a gay man with a little [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► too much money and but there's this one [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► shot i love of her and it's her in her [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► like dressing room it's not even it's [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► kind of a closet but it's like in just [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► an extra room like they ran out of new [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► rooms to have in her bedroom that [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► involve clothes and they made a great [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► room there's a great room and it's got a [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► ladder in it because she's got like nine [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► hundred pairs of shoes and it's this [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► photo of her of course is very very [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► shining up the ladder [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► she's standing on the ladder in 6-inch [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► heels totally dressed up like she's and [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► and with the dude with the giant red [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► lipstick and smiling and her child is in [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► that sweet barefoot child way sitting on [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► the floor like playing with some [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► carefully arranged blocks and it made me [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► so fucking angry I almost don't even [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► know what I almost did I was so angry [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► because it was you know the whole like [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► I'm just don't mind me walking around my [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► six inch heels here on a ladder on my [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► child's you know I would be just i would [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► share your anger if a girl up a ladder [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► wasn't like one of my special things [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► oh yeah with the shoes to know [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► everything that's a thing now the pic [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► shoes I don't care about is what it will [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► split the difference with suits or [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► whatever probably gonna wrangle that [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► baby they probably had they had block [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► Wranglers you know when Christina [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► Aguilera sees her baby once a week I [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► swear to use the baby is being raised by [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► very competent employees [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► she's a pro she's a pro and and and [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► she's but she's undoubtedly going to [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► turn out just fine better than Mia [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► Farrow's kids [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► well no she had some complications um no [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► I'm not I'm not hot for christina [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► aguilera but imagining her up a ladder [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► looking at looking at a wall shoes [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► that's where I'll find it for you [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► reminder for you i want to find I want [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► to find something here talk to our [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► audience for 4 30 seconds about [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► something very back I'm gonna cut this [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► out talk to them [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► I'm well let's see well dear audience i [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► know that it is hard sometimes for you [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► to make it through life and so there are [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► things that you could remember too [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► make it easier and one of those things [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► is to keep moving and get out of the way [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► because these are important lessons for [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► to learn we should have PSAs I mean [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► obviously the whole show the ark if you [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► like the I don't know over in a lot of [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► ways is just it's a series of [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► interlocking PSAs it's almost it's like [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► existential legos hmm i took photos this [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► morning [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► now this is the funny thing about o [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► magazine i think what I've done this [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► morning want nothing I said like a [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► little humility your leaves and I stay [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► with my wet piles of leaves [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► yeah and became demoralized just the [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► word dollery uh did I use it well I [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► store do I said dolorous as an adjective [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► and then I have a hard to go back and [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► listen but I think you might have coined [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► the word dollery know I think I said the [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► lower oh how do you spell that t.o.o you [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► are take my color like like take [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► dolorous think the US off take the oh us [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► off this is our Canadian you in that [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► yeah there's a you okay huh [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► dollar a pretty name for a girl no [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► magazines a funny thing is very [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► dollar-for-dollar easy i could see you [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► on that the test the test should be [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► could you yell it off the porch [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► you know what I mean dollery Anastasia [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► you terrine like the no magazine is a [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► funny thing because I can always get mad [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► at the cover of oh I want to talk more [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► about Oprah we don't have time for today [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► I want you at the story about oh hmm [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► thats that French not fix me [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► I make my seating or face the this was [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► on the cover i took a photo of this and [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► i will probably post this this is in the [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► lower left-hand corner of the latest [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► issue of O Magazine and it says bonus [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► colon shows soldiers colon but it's [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► gotta be one of them [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► I've got as i write some Collins I gotta [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► stop pronouncing the bonus Cole wait [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► wait ! sorry Jonas know what the thing [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► is if you can pronounce your ear [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► punctuation mark but you have to change [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► your voice you can't just a bonus colon [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► is a bonus business apply common [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► no known yeah if you're going to permit [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► that if you put if you're pronouncing [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► your leg your punctuation marks i think [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► the implementation of change positive [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► change the register [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► yeah the implication is that there are [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► parentheses around your spoken and [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► spoken word colon ok site bonus bonus [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► parentheses comma parentheses [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► well you can see / n hoes self-awareness [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► workbook all caps [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► that's the head and then so [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► self-awareness work and then under that [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► where they illuminate what that means it [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► says you bring the pencil we bring the [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► Enlightenment encouragement and snacks [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► I mean that again i was self-awareness [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► workbook you bring the pencil comma we [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► bring the Enlightenment comma [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► encouragement comma and snacks no period [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► you know what it by requiring that the [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► people that the and I'm gonna go out on [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► a limb here and say my requiring the [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► women who read this magazine to bring a [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► pencil who this path to enlightenment [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► already has more and has more work [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► involved than ninety percent of the [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► self-help books out there you don't even [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► require that they bring a pencil [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► that's a good point you just get you [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► just gotta bring out a problem in a [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► little self delusion but you're saying [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► okay so you don't because the value [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► proposition there as we say in business [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► development because it's not what I [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► haven't looked at the workbook yet I [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► couldn't bring myself to write somebody [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► suggested that i do the artist way the [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► other day we should talk about that [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► iíve thoughts on that this is gonna be [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► a smaller version of the artists way the [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► workbook and the in the well here's what [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► here's will surprise you is sometimes [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► there was one that was the angriest Oh [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► cover ever for me and it was something [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► like it was one of those blocks [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► something something does it like unleash [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► the artist within kind of things [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► hmm unleashed the artist within and I [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► went all God put it is i opened up and [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► and it was like not someplace missing [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► gold macaroni and comfortable with [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► insulin and then putting it on a purple [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► sweatshirt [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► Merry Christmas don't yell at me hard [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► remember that right there I i was [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► walking down some street somewhere [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► there's listen this cute little old lady [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► was walking toward me with us a [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► sweatshirt she clearly made yourself [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► with applique and [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► and and tensile and it was their [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► embroidery it was like it was a real [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► craft project and as I got closer I saw [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► that it said don't yell at me [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► that's a death cab for cutie shirt isn't [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► don't yell at me no I i ended up ended [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► up using it on a long really long shirts [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► the the White Castle design i sent you [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► so I'm actually coined that as a way to [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► describe everything all the other people [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► on your label well it was that was that [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► was I mean that was what was it morph [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► into at the time this is the genesis of [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► that at the time it broke my heart [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► because I was because smile boys full [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► like awful how nice and then I was like [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► don't yell at me [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► Oh No hello picturing her home life that [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► misses her response to it you know what [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► I'm going to do [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► I'd like to make a sweatshirt that [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► doesn't take five minutes to make know [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► she worked on it she worked on it for [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► four we got you gotta keep thinking [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► that's again can I say John Roderick's [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► if you're going to make a shirt like [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► that you don't make one of those you [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► know anything she probably got a whole [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► series right it's like potato chips are [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► in the course of the animals you don't [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► do that once and then walk away I'm [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► thinking he's got away with what someone [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► says don't rape me up the kitchen sink [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► or whatever [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► sorry I'm imagining I'm that's easy [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► deliberated about what part of what I'm [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► gonna wear that day [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► no no I mean that you maybe think [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► bathroom kitchen utility room [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► it probably happens in the kitchen so [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► which which which which potential menace [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► of sync [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► do I want to focus on i'm thinking there [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► could be some wish I'd done a couple [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► things differently you know but at after [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► I fully absorb this woman in her life [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► into my into my mind and and I process [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► to the tragedy it was it was not very [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► long after that I started interacting [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► with young indie-rockers who felt who [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► probably all should have been wearing [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► like homemade don't yell at me t-shirts [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► and I felt like a boy I need to do [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► something for these people and so I made [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► them i made a long winters t-shirt that [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► said don't yell at me [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► it was a that was in the pretend to fall [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► typeface and yeah early times when it [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► was it was a picture of the White Castle [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► logo right that up in the top of the [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► white castle instead of saying buy a bag [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► of burgers don't you don't yell at me [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► there are many of them out there we sold [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► out pretty fast [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► that's a it's a I'll kill for that I [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► would have another example of an in-joke [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► inside of an in-joke inside of an [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► injunction that is for some reason now I [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► don't understand why my band isn't more [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► successful like I actually I got a card [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► on that i started my online identity it [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► for you on that having the reason is [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► that the shins and the resemblance it's [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► did not have did not encode that many [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► different levels of not that funny weird [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► sad in joke into their t-shirt art they [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► just gave people a simple like they can [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► burn on it and they let me put it out [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► there and they were so much more [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► reluctant to explain why you were [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► listening to it wrong and how you were [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► listening to it wrong all the [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► conversations I've had at the merch [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► table where people are like I love that [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► song you might not get my treadmill in [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► your connect to it wrong but you're not [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► enjoying my music the right way [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► counting crows the picture the ladies [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► also the ads here's the thing about the [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► ads now another thing is that lady and [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► she had found and I want to agree with [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► you about about the classified ads [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► starting with probably boy's life maybe [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► highlights i don't know if they had [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► singles and highlights but definitely [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► boy's life and you open a boy's life and [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► in the back there's all kinds of things [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► for military academies for example one [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► of which I went to heavily advertised [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► important life magazine and then and [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► what you're describing sunset right [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► yes sunsets got lots of like you know [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► your kids died on the morning for drug [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► camps and send it off to do to private [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► school in Arizona and we will get them [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► off the pot and I have a friend who went [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► to one of these he is a he's a local [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► well he's a he's a fairly famous rock [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► drummer and he went to one of these get [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► your kids off pot schools have been the [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► fastbacks [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► he has been in the fastbacks ok and you [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► know he came back to Seattle a changed [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► man in the sense that he learned all [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► kinds of new tricks for lighting weed [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► from other drugs kids but you know you [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► to bring drugs kids from all over the [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► region and put them all in 1 1 school [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► for a year and they teach each other how [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► to how to hotwire gold winning [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► motorcycles and had a you know we're [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► just a shadow you know there's so many [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► things that I'm gonna be wrong about [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► just like historically there's so many [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► things i'm gonna be wrong about with my [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► kid and I i want to share one that I'll [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► probably wrong recognizing her toys but [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► organizer toys for her it's helpful [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► useful for everyone if she wants to read [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► if she wants a red isosceles triangle [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► magnet I'll she knows where that is [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► oh he's not gonna have to sort through a [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► bunch of blue blocks that should be [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► somewhere else is going to join a [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► motorcycle gang it strikes it strikes me [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► that if you've got a kid we were having [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► and I'm ready to be wrong about this and [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► it'll come up and bite me but but it [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► strikes me that right at the time when [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► you feel most like you should really [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► crack down on your dumbass kid and you [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► do stuff you do stuff to remove the [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► Freedom and the options and you you this [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► is this compulsion either give up and [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► sentimental camp or or find some way to [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► otherwise infantile eyes them and and [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► and it is my theory that do that's [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► exactly the wrong thing to do i think [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► what you do I think you send your kid to [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► a third world country with a hundred [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► dollars or or maybe or maybe New York [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► with a hundred twenty dollars you send [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► them somewhere you throw them into a [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► fucking shark tank and let them find out [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► a smartypants video game guy you tell me [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► now what happens next [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► yeah smarty pants video game right you [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► know maybe it goes a little bit Midnight [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► Cowboy you know the lady Mae Tootsie [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► later so I things can change [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► I'm not entirely prepared to throw my [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► thirteen-year-old kid in the New York [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► City with the daughter twenty dollars [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► but here's my version of that and this [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► is my plan and i hope that i lived to [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► see this day which is that what if if my [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► child has started to have problems [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► starts to get willful [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► which they would which happens to some [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► of them the batarangs the kids whose [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► parents saying this sunday they just [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► don't get willful yeah [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► some kids just are nice and respect [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► their fathers all the way through but [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► the ones that don't here's what I'm [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► gonna do [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► I've been you know been wanting to do [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► this for years and even before the idea [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► of having a kid picker to me but now I [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► have a reason and that is i'm gonna buy [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► an old jeep i'm gonna i'm gonna set a [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► price limit right I'm gonna say twelve [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► hundred dollars that's the most i'm [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► gonna pay for a jeep about twelve [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► hundred dollar jeep take the kids out of [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► school put the kid in the jeep and the [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► two of us drive to Tierra del Fuego and [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► you know twelve hundred dollar g is not [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► going to make it all the way to Tierra [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► del Fuego just something you read about [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► the new yorker no no the new yorker [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► doesn't have the balls to think this way [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► not a cheap and we're going to drive as [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► far as this Jeep will take us and then [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► you keep extending then you'll fight [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► when she break down or get stolen then [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► we're on r you know then we have to use [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► our wits either to get them to keep the [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► jeep running with bailing wire and and [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► chewing gum wrappers or by some other [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► means [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► perhaps on the back of a borough we will [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► continue our trek and we will god damn [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► well make it to the end to the Tierra [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► del Fuego and through this process the [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► child will learn the value of a the [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► value of a peso the child will learn how [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► to speak spanish disposition and burrows [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► the child the child will learn exactly [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► how to handle a burrow on a mountain [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► trail the child will learn to respect [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► his or her father positions me because [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► of my commanding I think you're way more [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► likely to find a lady on a ladder than [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► for that fantasy to work done [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► whoa and it can I ask can I ask how the [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► experience the del Fuego incident how is [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► that going to change you John remark [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► well will you come let us full weight we [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► learn lessons i love this is one of [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► these things where I learned a lesson [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► about love that's exactly what happens [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► when I get down there you know and then [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► and I realize well probably that I fall [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► in love with a beautiful Argentinean [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► woman who's a like a dancer and who's [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► who appears to be sort of one of the [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► noble poor but then it turns out later [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► that she's actually an heiress to a [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► giant to a giant plantation on the [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► pompous there and she's just spending [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► like she's spending some time living as [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► a poor woman a noble poor woman before [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► she takes over the management of this [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► hundred thousand acre ranch when we fall [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► in love that's probably what's gonna [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► happen [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► my likes and like so many incredibly [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► rich Argentinian women pretending to be [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► poor [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► she'll just get God just fucking fucking [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► wetter than a hothouse windowed by you [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► haven't really fucked-up kidnapper are [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► she's gonna be all over that you can [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► come on and I got a whole borough room [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► come to directly into my large what they [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► have was a lot of the update on the [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► pompous what do you have you got AI got [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► a ranch what how it's got a big range [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► that big ranchos llamas a llama place [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► there they might be breeding heritage [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► llamas ok it's going to be one of those [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► Reagan style ranches where you mostly [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► have symbolic would know there's beef [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► cattle their beef cattle and argentine [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► steak place it is and she's going to say [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► you know at that point in time in this [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► story i'm going to be 50 years old and [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► have a great beard [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► I'm gonna be a big gray beard American [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► fifty-year-old 20 pounds lighter couple [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► of pounds lighter couple records out who [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► might or might not be a former CIA agent [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► who the knuckles are kind of you know [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► bruised from having been working on the [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► distributor of this $12 jeep and whose [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► daughter by that point is a well-behaved [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► spanish-speaking friendly court also we [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► will have been solving mysteries the [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► whole way so you know what our [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► reputation will precede us that's how [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► will be introduced in the first place [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► because she'll come to me needing a [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► mystery solved [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► it'll probably down your daughter or the [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► rich lady [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► the rich lady will come to my daughter [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► and I and say help me solve the mystery [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► of who killed my father [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► oh that's how that's how will realize [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► she's not a noble poor woman she's [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► actually an heiress but here's the [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► things other dude died under mysterious [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► circumstances yes but here's the thing [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► and this is where it gets a little bit [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► thin man I mean obviously that part [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► doesn't apply but you you go out and you [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► and your daughter with with your [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► crime-solving burrow can go out and [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► track down these details things in our [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► Argentinian fake for women would never [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► realize you might discover that in fact [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► her father faked his death and he's [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► simply he's now in our Nigerian prince [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► working in a goodwill and which point [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► she could collect the many millions of [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► dollars that he had all around so now [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► she's like double rich well what [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► concerns me is that he may be one of the [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► pair father maybe one of the the German [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► émigré is if you will [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► 20 flooded into Argentina told this lady [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► at me with her that everybody knows no [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► sure my father was a World War two [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► veteran so your father also had [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► fantasies about being a former CIA agent [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► let's just say grandfather it's her [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► grandfather who kale right perhaps from [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► a European country that was recently [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► devastated in the interwar and right now [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► he has a bakery we re-established loves [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► ovens [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► oh I think that when I think that's [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► we're gonna cook a steak John Roderick [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► you know stand up and you cook it on her [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► open flame which you have swords you put [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► her in a sword clicking on an open flame [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► that's how they doing in Argentina [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► networking works on so many levels I was [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► skeptical at first but now it's a you [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► see the logic government [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► yeah i guess the rotation program for [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► the for the kid [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► it's a you know it's a it's a way of [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► finding love for me her or realizing [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► that love is real and we get to solve [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► the mystery of who killed her naughty [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► grandfather and we end up living in a [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► giant ranch in Argentina for half the [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► year that's pretty good now would you [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► send the kid back at this point which he [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► lived there in harmony now because she's [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► so well-adjusted it depends if i see her [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► looking [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► any of those little argent time Gauchos [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► I'm standing right back to her mother [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► don't you know because girls girls get [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► into that time of their life I'll uh I [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► don't relish it [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► now you're getting a whole new burrow [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► for that the you know didn't when you [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► said bakery before you before you made [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► your obligatory holocaust joke [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► I don't know what you mean before when [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► you said bakery earlier it reminded me [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► that there was a serial killer in [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► Anchorage who owned a bakery right up [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► the street from my dad's house and and [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► when he got caught there make the reason [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► i mention this is there they're making a [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► movie about it now starring john cusack [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► our Cusack and i keep getting emails [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► from my friends in Anchorage with these [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► john cusack sightings in Anchorage them [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► like what is John Cusack doing in [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► Anchorage always making a movie he's [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► making a movie about the this the serial [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► killer of that on the bakery and what's [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► amazing is that might one of my good [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► friends in high school his father bought [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► this bakery immediately after [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► this bakery immediately after [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► the serial killer got caught and we used [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► to hang out in this bakery all the time [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► and you know and and thought of it as [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► the as the serial killer bakery it was [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► anyway the deed is done on site was it [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► was it did he kill people are mad at the [TS]