Roderick on the Line

00:00:05 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you I'm Merlin you [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► well I am well get you sound you sound [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► terrific did you make coffee or [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► wow thank you for saying that no I had a [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► kind of a tumultuous morning but it all [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► worked out who I i had an orthodontist [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► appointment the that I had I had already [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► rescheduled to different times one of [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► which time I arrived at the orthodontist [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► so late that they said they couldn't see [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► me and they had to reschedule and then i [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► had to reschedule it again and this [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► morning it's a disappointment at ten [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► o'clock in the morning and this morning [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► I set my alarm at nine [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► i woke up at nine and I lay in bed [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► playing solitaire on my phone until nine [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► fifty and anna and so then I I looked at [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► myself I was like I didn't actually look [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► at myself but I said to myself are you [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► are or what is the matter with you and I [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► jumped out of bed at nine fifteen I ran [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► downstairs and I got in the car and i'm [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► speeding across town you know it takes [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► it it takes 30 minutes to get to the [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► orthodontist [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► I'm weaving in and out of traffic [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► banging on the steering wheel you just [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► yelling at myself like what is the [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► matter with you and I called the [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► orthodontist was like can you please I'm [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► sorry I'm gonna be late to meet 30 [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► minutes late [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► can you please see me and they and they [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► were like I don't know [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► and so I'm driving across town and I'm [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► like I'm on the verge of putting my hand [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► through the through the windshield i'm [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► so mad 494 and I did this to myself for [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► no reason at all just like dread of [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► going to the orthodontist or something [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► i SAT and played solitaire on my phone [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► which is like clicking I mean it [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► seriously as I myself sitting it's like [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► a four year old man's teddy bear [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► yeah it's like sucking my thumb it's [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► like getting there sucking my thumb and [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► sucking your phone it's like sucking on [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► my phone [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► it's like wow you bed you know what [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► you're in the cards point are you in [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► traffic at this point you're not [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► punching the windshield but you're in [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► traffic [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► I'm weaving in and out of traffic I'm [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► unsafe at any of the slide while you [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► played up today I'm infuriating but the [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► other people on the road playing [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► solitaire talking on the phone tweeting [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► and driving but I find I make it to the [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► orthodontist they take care of [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► everything like they extend my [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► appointment and then I stop and have a [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► nice little sore leisurely rest of the [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► morning and i get home i make a pot of [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► coffee and i'm talking to Merlin and [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► everything is back in place right where [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► it should be in spite of all this [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► self-sabotage here i am right and [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► everything is right with the world so [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► inspired in spite of all of that it's [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► weird though you know it's hard to know [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► you know what they said Peter Schaffer [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► in that exquisite moments snap together [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► like magnets [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► you know that's not a good movie it's [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► pretty good potatoes looking work i get [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► north and south [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► I despite this is my daughter with her [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► trains she's not very bright but you [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► know who knows who knows why they [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► started great i don't know how you how [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► you up all that down i would like to [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► point out one thing that allowing nine [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► minutes to get there something he [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► discussed before I think I think I don't [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► want to take us off track but i think [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► one thing is you might want to slightly [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► recalibrate your what odometer barometer [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► this whatever whatever the broken meter [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► in your head is that says it only takes [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► nine minutes to get anywhere because i [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► think that the solitaire is a way of you [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► making it nine minutes to get somewhere [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► yeah we've talked about this before like [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► do you think it takes nine minutes to [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► get places including from San Francisco [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► to New York City it often takes longer [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► than nine minutes and and I and I swear [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► sometimes I i get places and I'm late [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► and the person at the other end of the [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► thing is like you're supposed to be here [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► half an hour ago and I'm like mad at [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► them for being so far away [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► there's so many reasons to be mad at [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► them you know whatever they're far away [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► why is your office so far across down [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► from me there far away there on time and [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► they noticed two three strikes you're [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► out three strengths but but but this was [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► that this is a special i mean this [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► wasn't a case of me like lollygagging [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► around the kitchen having an extra cup [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► cup of coffee trying to decide what [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► shoes to wear for half an hour [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► this was a case of me watching the clock [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► tick away as i did the dumbest thing [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► that a human can do I mean playing [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► solitaire on your phone [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► I mean is there a dumber thing even even [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► stacking rocks [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► tick tock tick tock tick is stacking [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► rocks in the garden you have a black [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► Queen black Queen red jack of rocks when [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► you're done right you can you can come [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► back an hour later be like see that [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► stack of rocks i made that but the but [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► the solitaire on the phone there it's [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► like you leave no passage it's like [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► walking across the rice paper over and [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► leaving no passage and then you are some [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► foo it that's it maybe is there so many [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► hands I don't know where to pick up this [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► luggage on this dick nigga three-by-five [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► cards [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► oh speaking of which I found some [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► three-by-five cards no kidding [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► yeah some old ones that i had lying [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► around so I'm I i put them in a in my [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► stationery file that's the file it [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► doesn't move [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► that's my file that never moves over the [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► principal is your pal the principal was [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► never my tell the principal called my [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► father that ruins and holy monastery was [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► an internal muscles and said i would [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► like I would like your permission to use [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► corporal punishment on your son and my [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► dad set and visit this guy i'm seeing [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► this guy's always students sitting in [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► this guy's arm and he has he has a [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► cricket bat it has offered like I'd like [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► permission to use corporal punishment on [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► your son I'm sweat is pouring down my [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► face I'm thinking to myself come on dad [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► come through for me come through for me [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► dad and I can hear my dad on the other [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► ahead beat the shit out of him did he [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► hit you with a cricket back a cricket [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► bat he bent me over his freaking desk [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► more than once and hit me with a cricket [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► bat John that is that is so so not about [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► trying to help you [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► this is old-school this is a public [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► school to this i'm not i wasn't in some [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► Catholic penitentiary i was in right i [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► was in public school was prayer was [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► prayer a lot of the time i think you [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► could probably pray at the time with the [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► transition period [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► yeah i was between beating the shit out [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► of kids and make them not have helped [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► will see you and I are this you and I [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► are [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► of an age where the public school [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► curriculum was designed to beat the [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► Russians into space we discussed this [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► I've said this before it's totally true [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► and it really would be you and they [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► would try and beat Jesus into you guys [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► don't think that's what they were doing [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► to the Russians and they're doing it [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► harder and that's why you're guaranteed [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► that the one was a hand yeah who is it [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► now whose hand was the second one to go [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► up and the first one the second one to [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► go ham the monkey is a chimp [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► yeah he went first grade Aaron went next [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► are you sure i think the second mammal [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► in space there's a Russian and then [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► there was that there's a chimp and her [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► did not end well [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► although the dog like a light go was the [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► first that was a camera know like the [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► dog like the dog was the first and they [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► electrocuted those animals to train them [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► to you know that well that's how they [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► treated us in America we're sitting [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► around we're walking around in America [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► afraid electrocute animals and that's [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► why we do not have we don't we never put [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► a monkey on the moon because we were so [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► afraid of electricity it might take a [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► couple more cricket back service to [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► really straighten things out [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► there's a lot of things are we're afraid [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► that are keeping us down and one of [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► those things is saying bad words to [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► people just like to say bad words to [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► people now and and john i'm going to [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► write them okay here's what i'm doing i [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► have one card this is bad and all caps [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► and other ones his words because it is [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► so important that we circle back to that [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► and that there's no way I'm letting you [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► go on the Cricut bad thing though so [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► because I think there's something to [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► let's get this guy this is the [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► significance new members names in there [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► something you know Frank kupil Frank [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► Cooper will be a frame for the cricket [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► back sadist [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► he wasn't even the principal the [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► principal was some ineffectual guy with [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► like a would like a little uh Trotsky [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► beard who never came out of his office [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► but Frank google google took this [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► cricket bat he drilled he drilled hole [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► it from behind there more [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► yeah we drilled holes in a cricket bat [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► and and this is an Alaska like who would [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► ever seen a connection sure this [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► happening sure this isn't as Oprah [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► memories [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► no I swear to you because I you always [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► hear about the teachers who had drill [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► holes to make it hurt more [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► oh no this was real he had a he had he [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► had a collection in his office a law of [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► coke cans from around the world that's [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► former students and sent him is what he [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► was doing he was it [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► music music nut he was pretty cool to [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► see the vice-principal like latino boys [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► or something like that it was the he was [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► the vice principal and another thing he [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► did he would walk around the lunchroom [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► with a tennis racket that he had duct [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► taped two one-pound weights to either [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► side of the tennis racket and he was [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► just he was just like lackadaisically [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► swing this tennis racket back and forth [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► just practicing his back and practicing [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► his forehead was walking around London [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► front of everybody [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah he's on duty is clocked in [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► yeah if he could if he could have been [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► doing that if he could have taken his [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► shirt off he would have done if he could [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► have walked around that luxury with his [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► shirt off he was equally as a fit guy he [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► was a fit guy he was a mean he's the [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► type of guy that walked around [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► practicing his tennis serve like [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► absent-minded professor duct tape duct [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► tape 2 1 pound weights one on either [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► side of the tennis racket [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► I don't think this guy's this guy's got [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► that corpse is under the under the [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► floorboards god you have no holy shit [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► job quick how are you eat you know [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► here's the thing you would come in your [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► office you bring a picture of your kids [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► you bring your international cokes and [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► you bring a fucking cricket back with [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► holes in it [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► nobody's asking any questions about that [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► sort of the creek bed probably frankly [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► to Frank tell me more about the holes in [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► your cricket bat and then he beat a [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► couple of kids and he was like this [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► isn't working and he took it home and he [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► drilled some holes in it and then I [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► always something he rated it [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► yeah Usher within a year or two [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► this was nineteen eighty nineteen [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► eighty-one 1982 maybe within a year of [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► that there was no way he could ever [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► gotten away with beating a kid with a [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► bat again right i mean that was 92 was [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► to possibly the last year this is last [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► days this icon you were his your his [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► helicopter pontoon I was the kid I was [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► the labs the guy on the stairs right and [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► the helicopter took off his ring down [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► easily and all those people still try [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► stairs right there was one there was a [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► last helicopter can't use baby and it [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► hits you with a fucking cricket bat that [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► was me that is so weird I man if I was [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► interviewing you know I think focus for [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► soldiers to get out of the way I think [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► if you're going to interview people who [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► are in a position to even consider [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► corporal punishment they should have to [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► bring with them the object that they [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► intend to use to hit children because we [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► should be actually because they say on [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► the table you should be able to talk [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► about that that should be a bubble up [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► box on the form to talk about that now I [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► there's any this is this is the item i'm [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► going to use this rubber hose right like [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► bring us in a big stick of crazy so we [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► can understand a little bit about where [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► you're going with this look how are you [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► going to solve these incredibly complex [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► problems of kids who aren't sure where [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► they are [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► what will you hit them with now when I [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► was in elementary school this was still [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► a huge thing i'm happy to say I have [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► never had the corporal punishment [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► happening as terrified that I'm really [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► gonna get kid i was there was you know I [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► was terrified kid [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► yeah i think at one point we [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► collaborated on an idea for a shirt for [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► me that was going to say in not too big [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► probably pretty small block letters [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► because of the nature of the shirt [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► driven by fear up one of the shirt we [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► worked on [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah and uh and that's one of [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► my favorite police songs to i'll driven [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► but that's that is pretty good and then [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► you go into the turn down my VCR the I [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► got bad words bad as your mother bear is [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► gonna come back to Edwards um ok so [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► second grade mrs. rightly she had [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► recently come down she was probably [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► right about 4 bucks choosing the [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► emotions close to 400 pounds and she had [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► and this was before that was fashionable [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► it being a fatty [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► yeah this oh yeah 400 being a [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► 400-pounder was a serious lifestyle [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► commitment I mean now you can be 400 [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► pounds and you and you have a lot of [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► peers [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► this is eddie eddie van halen was at the [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► time he was 10 years old and had a [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► sticker on his on his I'm a guitar that [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► says yes please fatties cannot possibly [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► having a big event the Buster until [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► nineteen eighty mrs. Bradley was very [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► large she looked like a cross between [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► like I think like I would say Oliver [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► Hardy and Iran and we talked a little [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► bit Dorothy Parker and that's a good way [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► that's a strange combination but I see [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► and I see where you're going and did she [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► warehouse dresses and my viral correctly [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► in 1970 be you know for whatever if you [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► weighed 400 pounds your number of [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► clothing choices was fairly limited it [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► was is mostly like how stresses me out [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► of curtains and what [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► if you get the camping section yeah yeah [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► she's big thick ankles and I assume and [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► she had a ping-pong paddle shipping big [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► ping-pong paddle that she was there was [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► kept in like a special place [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► it's the ritualism this two freaks me [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► out when you say big ping-pong paddle [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► you made bigger than a normal ping pong [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► paddle I have a slightly larger I could [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► have been my eyesight or like some kind [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► of I don't know there's there's like [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► regulations about how big your ping-pong [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► battle you mean now in table tennis play [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► like professional yeah yeah I don't [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► think they're I don't think anybody's [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► gonna it takes a lot of money to tool up [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► a ping-pong paddle factor you're seeing [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► how you're saying you're a second-grade [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► teacher since know how you're not going [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► to be hiring somebody in ICM career [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► Japan come up with a prototype ping-pong [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► battle using table tennis table time [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► sitting there working i think my phones [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► racists ping-pongs racist up ping pongs [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► races that's my sister Kim jong-un say [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► that no I'm saying that I don't think i [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► don't think there were bigger ping-pong [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► paddles I think they're always been the [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► same size and that you will change like [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► Pete like baseballs and now let's go [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► back to your friend let's go back to mr. [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► accomplished Frank couples are correct [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► to cool off of someone from home loan [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► got the recent / is you google not now [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► he has a large head or standard head [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► because you remember your pork around [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► that area started seeing the large head [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► tennis Erica think I think he had a [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► large red tennis racket I think that was [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► where all wait a minute no no that would [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► have been before the lord I don't think [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► night 1981-82 I think if this is the [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► kind of fellow that is going to [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► literally duct-tape weights on to a [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► tennis racket I don't think he's gonna [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► be playing with the latest technology [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► he's got a standard head standard had [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► cricket bat and a standard head is [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► really wasn't aware i i'm i'm i'm having [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► a cents memory now of it and i think it [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► was one of those transitional rackets [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► between the Smallwood old ones that we [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► learn to play Tennyson and the big [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► massive headed ones that came later I [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► think it was one of those aluminum ones [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► from the interim period that was kind of [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► halfway in between getting a content to [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► get comically large though they're [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► ridiculous now but remember when they [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► started talking about the sweet spot and [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► then this racket had a bigger sweet spot [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► and that sweet spot moved around and [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► this was I think from that era with that [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► when the concept of sweet spot was [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► brand-new for people's understanding [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► that so that's it was especially not [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► circa nineteen seventy-four this [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► was not a technology that was going into [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► corporal punishment devices like a table [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► tennis / ping-pong paddle there's not a [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► large head ping-pong paddle mrs. Riley [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► had probably i'm betting not i'm betting [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► if there was she didn't have access to [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► like the cosby talks about the belt you [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► know for Phaeton and Oksana and wouldn't [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► you know it like you imagined it being [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► worse than it actually was so i might be [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► i might be misremembering a large head [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► yeah yeah just seem big coming-out you [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► been anyway but she never hit you with [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► that you're saying she didn't she didn't [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► but but it was always there and it looms [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► large mr. fenell circle fifth-grade [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► african-american guy looks a lot like [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► gay [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► who's the little fishing guy down [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► Travolta was the other guy single [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► Jacksonville and he looks a lot like [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► samuel l jackson dressed as a seventies [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► guy and he had several Jackson dress [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► another way I thought that was his I [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► didn't get in nigeria shrimp [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► yeah I don't know that's a good question [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► that's not all right so anyway yeah I [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► don't see him earlier he tried to have [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► dinner for me head try to have dinner [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► together they have to be in a soundproof [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► room along with robert evans and Jerry [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► less salt was all had these fantasies [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► about insufferable people trying to eat [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► together and like just imagining what it [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► would be like to try to even order with [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► Jerry Lewis there that is that based on [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► some of the dinners that you and I have [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► had together [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► I have to imagine now mr. Farnell I [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► think this is something he had made [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► himself [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► I think this was a project that he had [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► made in some kind of a woodshop he had a [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► multi-ply paddle that was kind of like [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► you imagine like a regular paddle but [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► kind of like with an octagonal corners [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► cut off type situation and it was really [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► was scary it was kind of a dark wood [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► like him [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► it was like I had kind of mahogany kind [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► of thing now but now you knew Mr [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► phenomena business he was the PE [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► teachers this is right around the time [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► we went from gym to PE remember that [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► needs to be jamming with PE I think that [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► right about the time I went to PE ice [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► I did everything I was when I started [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► doing everything in my power to stop [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► letting you go to PE called dressing out [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► J I didn't want I didn't want a dress I [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► wanted to I wanted to go to the darkroom [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► more or get some exemption is racist [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► I i also hated that the transition from [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► library to media center that still [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► sticks in my craw and we didn't have [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► that we were in Alaska I mean it [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► having just having like books on tape [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► was mr. mr. fenelby here's where he took [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► an eternity as he had this big-ass [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► paddle that he had made selections be [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► clear here [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► you're not making a lot of dough as an [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► african-american PE teacher in 1977 but [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► he took the time but she got something [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► on the side that's a good point that he [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► might have been cricket batting so then [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► click about this is this is Florida [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► after all you see are you implying that [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► he's a cocksman or that maybe they [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► didn't exotic dancer singer know i'm [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► thinking i'm singing wasn't that the era [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► in Florida where every single person was [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► importing cocaine from our nuts is back [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► in Ohio so you might have been busting [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► in yellow Ohio remember a goon who [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► could've been a good you might have been [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► a paddlewheel goon em you know that's [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► the kind you can slip in [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► it's like I looks Blackjacks the copies [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► to carry around with you know those guys [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► might have might have liked larger scale [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► ping-pong paddles if you forgot about [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► union-busting Ohio goons so you're [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► saying anything [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► Frankel careful is that right to full he [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► might have been he might have been a [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► union buster [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► you never know well in Alaska aboard the [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► Teamsters ran a tight ship but you [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► wouldn't get away you wouldn't go far [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► they trusted us to use your situation [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► ok here's but ok this is getting dull [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► but Mr finnell he was very tall [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► african-american what he would do is he [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► had his paddle and that paddle came out [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► he was like you get one morning and then [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► I remember one day going into class [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► because everyone knew what mr. fenell [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► did when he hit you with the paddle or [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► not easy being grown-up he he came four [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► digit something is dolphin shorts [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► everybody knew what mr. fenelby that [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► what did he do [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► terrific hurry information I am Scott my [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► friend itty-bitty crouch down and put [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► his hands over his eyes when you came [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► while you hit somebody more than a [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► couple of times they're gonna happen [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► it's got to be somewhere deep in the [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► Cincinnati Public School System there [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► must be a of like a form somewhere a [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► very very very very general form it's [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► gonna have to be filled out in [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► triplicate [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► he's gonna get the goldenrod you know [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► saying there's no probably not [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► I hope I pray John that there is not so [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► specific form as a 57 stroke 15 came in [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► dolphin shorts while hitting child [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► ok ok gonna get the goldenrod better [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► he's gonna get the goldenrod this is [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► going in your essay of gym three more [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► times and we're gonna have to talk going [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► to the permanent record [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► yeah did you get gave him pay for his [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► laundry probably right well the thing [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► about remember those who you know PE [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► coach shorts at the time where were [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► impervious to the liquid right my [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► football football short one said those [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► were made us for that this is still in [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► the dolphin like waving from a parade [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► float kind of shorts the ymca type [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► shorts [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► ok so you remember me graphs remember [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► you get the testing you smell it not you [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► I'm not a lie I one of my first the [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► first things I ever get my the first [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► thing in school that I did to try and [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► distinguish myself from the other kids [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► that I knew were just in my way between [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► me and greatness i started in second [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► grade I started publishing my own [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► newspaper and I i was the only reporter [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► and the artist [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► hi night and it was like a broadsheet we [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► also the Ombudsman I was I was the [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► editor in chief chief reporter I didn't [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► we didn't have an ombudsman but i would [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► go out on the playground and I would I [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► would you know I would investigate [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► goings-on in any case at one point the [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► teacher got tired of many a graphing my [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► newspaper for me although the the [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► teachers loved it and and they taught me [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► how to use the mimeograph machine and so [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► I i had special access to the teachers [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► you know broom closet and I would go in [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► there and I would run off cop [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► of my little second grade newspaper that [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► poems I'd written and you know and [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► events of the day and I would just sit [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► in there and just soak in that [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► mimeograph smells so nice just it was [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► like back in the old days when they had [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► leaded gasoline and you would and you [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► would sit out when your parents were [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► putting gas in the car Tony just tough [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► as much gas as he possibly could [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► while you're standing out there like oh [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► that smell but the mimeograph there's [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► nothing better than a million ground [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► well you know like you know that death [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► by a thousand cuts to the Chinese people [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► would take like a few hours to cut into [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► little pieces [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► you know that rice the people being [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► among you you know about that it's all [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► sure it's done right alesund country her [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► death by a thousand cuts it actually was [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► a thing it was heavily exaggerated in [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► western reporting but this was a thing [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► that the word out what which would you [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► prefer death by a thousand cuts or drawn [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► and quartered electronic quarter in a [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► heartbeat [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► you take drawn and quartered understand [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► that they cut off one of your limbs and [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► then wait awhile they cut off your nose [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► and then wait a while or they literally [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► not a thousand cuts is unusual the point [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► being it's excruciating do not read the [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► wikipedia entry no matter what but we [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► would do now the thing is what they [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► didn't say all the time is that give you [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► at if you could basically I think you [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► could bribe them and your family would [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► family could bribe them and they could [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► come and give you a shit ton of morphine [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► and a lot of times apparently they would [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► give you morphine before this because [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► it's just pretty awful the whole thing [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► i'm gonna give you more freedom than [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► give you death by a thousand cuts that's [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► something that's counterintuitive you [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► don't know anything about the first [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► thing about justice john you're trying [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► to hurt the person why yes you are yes [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► you are but you're it's mainly the other [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► people see them being hurt [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► this is that this is the kind of thing [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► they were doing right ok we're going to [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► teach you some kind of an object lesson [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► we're going to stop at the femur now you [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► get it let you go now it's four other [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► people that's why you hanging from the [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► that watch college at the corner at the [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► thing else is the front this is what [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► happens when you subcontract sadism out [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► to non Satanists like first i thought [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► this up [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► was it was clearly a sadistic person and [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► then it became popular and they're like [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► we need more death by a thousand cuts [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► people were going to contract this out [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► over and then there were all these [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► people that job a backlog said the idea [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► of these people that had been sentenced [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► to death by a thousand [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► and there were there were not enough [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► sadists and so then they got these guys [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► they're like I don't really want to do [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► that that's seems mean time consuming [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► and they're like sorry that's the [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► sentence and so yes maybe if I slip him [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► a little bit of morphine little it's [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► just I it's better than saying that [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► works across purposes that's like [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► somebody going and feeling like mr. [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► cuticles cricket holes [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► yeah right for somebody like oh I've got [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► coupons cricket bat but I'm you know but [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► I'm gonna like put a book I'm gonna have [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► you hold a book between the baton your [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► but you know I don't hurt you but I want [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► other kids to know that I'm like I want [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► them to hear though the sounds [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► that's like let's like strangling [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► somebody with a comfortable electric [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► cord you know exactly the that's [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► pointless is it is i mean it works at [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► cross-purposes if you're going to [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► sadistically torture somebody put your [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► heart any you shouldn't write you should [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► be reveling in how much pain you're [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► causing this is what I want to come back [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► to John Wayne Gacy here's the point I'm [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► saying that like the morphine i think [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► when they give you the math quiz you get [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► a little bit of a if that's nice and [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► fresh get hit you'll hit off the of the [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► mimeograph I think it takes the edge off [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► of the long division so mr. Pennell who [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► took the time with what I imagine is lay [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► there tabletop saw or maybe somebody was [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► keeping in his basement he made a [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► homemade paddle that without any for [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► authorization he brought to school and [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► should use to hit kids now here's what [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► he did in addition taking that time he [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► then took the time to me a graph like a [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► little not a five-star a little [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► five-point like little magical squares [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► like two inch by two inch squares to do [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► with me graph purple stars on them he [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► would tape to the paddle and hit you [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► until the star broke one he would meet [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► took the time so he thought this out he [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► ki graph probably got out of protractor [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► Andrew a ruler and a pen to get the mini [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► graph paper he went and he made him a [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► graph little stars that he taped onto [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► the paddle and they hit you with the [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► paddle until the star broke now what not [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► and then he would stand by the doorway [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► after the class has changed with his [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► arms folded holding the paddle with the [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► busted a star on it and I don't ya [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► horribly weeping child one of the only [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► see which one of the children was [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► horribly sobbing oh wow yeah i mean this [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► get so many levels to that I mean that's [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► like this guy's not running for the [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► Republican nomination right now talking [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► about the Tea Party I love this guy this [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► is a baklava of problematic problematic [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► behavior John it'sit's I I don't see [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► anything problematic about it this guy [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► this guy it deserves a Congressional [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► Medal of Honor any family center [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► I really feel like I feel like he is he [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► wasn't not in an era when being a nut [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► was was right up the middle isn't it was [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► encouraged it was bred he found the [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► place the Ohio Public Schools you know [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► where he could be [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► I mean you know this poor sandusky guy [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► now with his diddling boys in the shower [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► ok so what you're saying is three years [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► ago I was like you didn't even need a [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► license [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► whoo you didn't even need to start a [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► charity you could just be a public [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► school teacher and so you can see it is [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► better you now I'm fine with it [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► you're saying mr. Finelli in some ways [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► not only was channeling his energies [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► into the right place but maybe avoid [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► going to jail because he found a place [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► where it might not have been okay to hit [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► people with a mimeograph star until it [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► broke on his homemade paddle is a kind [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► of interesting kind of what I'm saying [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► is right now if you if you wanted to do [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► that you would have to drive around in a [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► white van and grab boys off the [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► playground and do it and then you have [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► to kill him and stuff of their body in a [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► culvert there's no pension [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► I mean that you're not going to get away [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► with that somewhere there's no a week [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► even if you want to Thailand they'd find [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► I happen to the rock'n'roll chi that's [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► what happened to him that's exactly [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► right here a lot of trouble with that 40 [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► years ago you do you could retire and [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► and and and have her but he probably has [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► that paddle or he's probably dead now [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► but he probably had that paddle like [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► mounted in his den ya all the memory [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► what about the dolphin shorts now people [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► don't I i I'm going to get rid of those [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► this guy's doesn't let you know what [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► parts to keep and what parts to get rid [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► of it so what is that the soul the the [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► that only recently have we started [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► fetishizing things like the clothes that [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► that's the that stuff happened in you [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► know what I mean like all those are the [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► shorts that I wore me out my channel [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► analysis gallons or something yeah i [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► don't i don't think i mean because [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► otherwise like where's Napoleon's hat [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► right they've got Napoleon's hat you [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► think they have Napoleon somebody that [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► you think somebody's got to pull inside [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► oh I finding the book of lists it's one [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► of the most costly things ever auctioned [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► off at you know what I I there's nowhere [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► I could go to look at something is I [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► think if there if I think if if there [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► was Napoleon's how is still around but [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► I've seen a picture of it because that's [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► the type of thing that I searched the [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► internet keeps you up at night i would [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► have I would have followed some chain of [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► links to a picture of Napoleon's and I [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► would have stared at it for an hour so I [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► don't have i but but even when leaving [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► Napoleon's had a side like right now I [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► just I happened to read in the New York [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► Observer the other day but they're [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► having some auctions of elizabeth [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► taylor's estate she pass [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► I'm afraid she's coming Fred she's gone [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► now what's your perfume couple diamonds [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► no it was called so one white shoulder [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► like diamonds white diamonds screen [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► click originally she's mentally she's [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► honest hours i don't remember but [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► continued their actually writing off [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► Elizabeth Taylor they're having other [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► having an auction of elizabeth taylor's [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► material that lasts [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► it's five full days of auction maybe [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► they got an incompetent auctioneering [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► he's talking really slowly [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► oh no no this is this is that this is [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► being done by christie's this is like [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► this is the auction event of the season [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► they're having one day for her just for [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► her legendary jewelry and then a second [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► day for her run-of-the-mill jewelry and [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► then a day for like undergarments and [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► there's a day for for the for the [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► cocktail napkins that she doodled on I [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► mean there's we have serious like a [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► whole panting day such as this is that [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► subsumed inside of just the day of the [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► auction your kind of embarrassed to be [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► at yeah it's the auction where where it [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► you're really be going by elizabeth [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► taylor's olds pantaloons like it just [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► doesn't [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► I don't understand I mean a granted i am [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► not a fifty-year-old gay male so I don't [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► know why you would go to an Elizabeth [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► Taylor or-or-or Liza Minnelli auction [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► for instance Malik ass [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► I think Liza Minnelli is still dead but [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► when she arms are still alive when she [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► dies [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► yes there will be five days of auction's [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► of her undergarments and blood she was [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► married to Peter Allen which is kind of [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► kind of funny things happen Ellie yeah I [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► know how you can see that one coming [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► yeah no no I and is now that neyo go to [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► Rio feelings for what did you have a [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► later husband who was like who seemed [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► like he had been crafted out of heart [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► David something not David Furnish you [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► know he looked like he looked like [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► something had been discarded from a [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► naugahyde factory [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► yeah right like like like someone had [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► had gone through through a Morgan just [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► taken like random like that second that [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► I was that guy was super disturbing have [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► you ever been someplace we have to look [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► at like famous close people famous [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► cornwall like okay so you got the big [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► Paul Allen museum there but I don't know [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► how this happened but what's already [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► have tricks is closed [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► ok i wanna hear about that one time I [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► don't know how this happened just might [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► be one of those open memories but i'm [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► pretty sure that one time I saw it maybe [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► was when we were in Washington at [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► sansone i'm pretty sure I saw a really [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► really really really long big display of [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► first ladies gowns [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► oh that does sound Smithsonian it's like [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► going to the sewing store it's one of [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► those trips you remember that if your [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► mom is crafty like that but having to go [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► to some kind of a store when you're in [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► kid with his chest it's like having to [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► go to like the members our fabric [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► stories that is the canonical the Ben [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► Franklin or whatever it is not a single [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► item in the entire place like a Snoopy [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► applique that you can take out of the [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► things like the most amusing thing is to [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► get the styrofoam stop foam you put the [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► plants in and get plastic flowers and [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► and then is like like ladies and smocks [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► that's not even remember going to the [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► carpet store right where was like her [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► house full of roles and roll [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► all the different carpet you know what [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► mr. Phelps should have done I don't tell [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► mr. know what to do because that's [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► probably racist did mr. fenell it the [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► pastels w I think if what he should have [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► done is you know what should have done [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► one of those on mr. hand type situations [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► pulled up and it's probably really cool [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► purple car and then taking book carpet [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► store taking you in carpet store 48 [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► hours just folded his arms and stared at [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► you through mimeograph stars as well the [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► thing about don't want to lose you as a [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► small swatches known as I would get is [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► why is it in my carpet was somewhat [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► carpet what was nice about the [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► Smithsonian was that the Smithsonian had [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► it divided up in completely separate [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► buildings right so there was the air and [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► space there was the building that had [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► the first ladies gowns that you just you [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► didn't even have to go in I mean or or [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► you could you can probably part of [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► American history of the american [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► musician okay here's the thing I've only [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► been watching a couple times the [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► American stuff pretty good i would say [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► focus on Natural History and air and [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► space and as you know John I'm not gonna [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► I'm not good yeah was theoretically i'm [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► not good at time management but I knew [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► that every minute I spent looking at [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► ladybirds gown I was not checking out [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► like an Apollo right we're going to be [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► x1 I was not seeing like the the Wright [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► brothers you know hanging from the [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► ceiling or whatever that remember the [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► the whatever that you go to see the film [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► where that your first person kind of [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► flying movie where it goes off a cliff [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► and everybody in the room gasps like an [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► imax type situation yeah yeah but that [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► was before I max existed you know my [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► first time actually was to mount st. [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► Helens now james cameron's titanic I [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► think mount st. Helens a little bit the [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► regional yeah that's true where you have [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► that was about Gunther gable Williams [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► who's come through cable will you [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► remember that the dead lion tamer guy [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► with the giant blond hair who is the [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► star of Ringling Brothers for a really [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► long time maybe I saw him from a [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► distance [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► yeah you probably a lot of tension to [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► like who the Marquis character and [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► rainbows of the first time axis it was [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► him his children just doing things with [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► animals but doesn't seem like something [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► that would need to be I'm [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► x yeah like that could be like a [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► magazine really it seems like it's been [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► super 8 things like you would have [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► gotten a lot of the action like night [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► riding a roller coaster that kind of [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► thing i'm actually want to go to clown [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► school I think you can think you know i [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► don't okay all right did you want to go [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► to clown school is that why you're [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► bringing it up [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► no I mean if I'd gotten a scholarship to [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► clown school I want to turn it down if I [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► could say I think you're contaminating [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► two things that are very similar which [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► is that the tiny silly school that I [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► went to in Florida he was on the grounds [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► of two of the Ringling Brothers homes [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► and adjacent to the Clown College of the [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► club also where it was also with the [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► clown's went in the winter right because [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► in summer they're up by their up in [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► Wisconsin there's a triangle of the case [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► a lot of clown cases are being tried in [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► the summer and they can't be adjudicated [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► how to sarasota that's not i think that [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► was in the Magna Carta the clown a lot [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► clowns you know pee-wee herman will pee [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► wee herman used to live the used to live [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► in sarasota heavy cloud influences that [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► where he got arrested for masturbating [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► in a movie theater [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► yes and it's one less it's what led to [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► are mugshots happening in the exact same [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► room just a couple years apart i'll [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► write your famous mugshot god I loved [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► that mug shot I'd love to know more [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► about what really happened in that [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► theater i still think him something with [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► some kind of a jamup III don't know [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► something so what happened he was he was [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► he was yanking even in Porton but what [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► shoes should have been playing Chinese [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► checkers part myself should be playing [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► checkers [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► what should have been doing it while he [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► was in a point of theater is an exercise [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► in restraint should have been hitting [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► some of the paddle with a star on it [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► what does he didn't know what he was [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► doing theater they masturbate [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► this is the thing about the cops who now [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► you don't have as much experience with [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► the copses as not as likely to rise [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► literally physical letting you live next [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► door to the police but they haven't any [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► release they have never grabbed you and [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► pushed up against a wall [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► i'm guessing but here's the thing about [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► the cops they sit around and and and and [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► they they have seasons there's these [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► seasons of the cops right where it's [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► like when it on a song [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► yeah the seasons of the cob secretary [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► Jack something [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► look please continue I you know I i [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► think i see Donovan all the time now on [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► my facebook because I'm facebook friends [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► with Ione Skye who shot the ones i grew [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► up in the video [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► yeah yeah you know my band had a song [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► called Diane Court really yeah it's [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► actually one of our pretty good songs [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► well I only married Bentley the [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► Australian is much Mary I thought she [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► was married to a beastie boy she dated a [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► bc board but she married Ben Lee who's a [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► loser friend of mine from the musical [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► Bentley the guy we did the Pixies the [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► thing that guy yea he's using adorable [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► what does he know it's like 1600 using [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► he's a great [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► he's a great songwriter a very nice [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► fellow and he and and I love your songs [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► i love that married huh married and they [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► got married in india in a traditional [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► Indian ceremony because ever since [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► Donovan went over with george harrison [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► and the beatles to the Mari she he has [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► PS continue to practice Maharishi ism I [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► guess he stuck with it after Pete [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► Townsend know because the other with the [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► other guy Beach Boys was Mike love and [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► the beatles right and donovan and he [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► stuck to come back and make love at some [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► point and I thought my god of the five [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► shares i'm sorry please computer but [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► anyway so i oniy is at hand and Ben now [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► I mean may like have the dot on the [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► forehead and the whole business little [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► 9i think so I mean I don't think I i [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► don't know i don't know for sure but but [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► but that's how they were married but [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► anyway i see so I see Donovan all the [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► time but we're talking about it guys [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► josh is a lot of threads here I'm gonna [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► need some kind of Ben Franklin visit you [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► so first of all de i think a lot of [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► people to understand that despite your [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► varying degrees of modesty and success [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► you know lots of famous people you're [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► kind of famous in your circles you know [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► a lot of famous people i'm one of those [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► you say when you say zoo-wee we talk [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► about zooey deschanel that's because [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► you're kind of friends with her [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► we're not going then haha i know yet to [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► be vetted right but i want to be clear [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► that you're not just reading your not [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► like Bruce Vilanch you're not just [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► reading magazines [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► it's the verification what he says it's [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► not I always counsel we just see now i [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► would say that Zoe is always not sending [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► me any special messages [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► you called me from jail and said you [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► need to be just bailed out whether you [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► know I know she would please [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► she was like she would not bail you out [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► but she would at least know who's call [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► she's refusing correct [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► uh-oh i don't think i ever tell you what [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► we were talking about was the seasons of [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► the cops punk into that so you're [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► telling me [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► so you were you know what you remember [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► that dude put out all those rock and [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► roll family trees i think there's one [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► guy that made all those awesome rock [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► family trees is a really good one for [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► big stars the one somebody tried to do [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► that with the Seattle music scene but [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► the problem of those is there it's [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► always it's always a the Friends of the [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► people who are making the like there's a [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► there is a battle Robert is really [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► remember these that is really other than [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► the old ones were great but the Seattle [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► rock family tree like the center of the [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► of the thing as it sits this thing and [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► EMP it's a huge thing but like they're [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► all these bands that no one's ever heard [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► of it's just that the people that made [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► the diagram is green river want to drop [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► that's the best name to drop Green River [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► sonics reduced Green River produced [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► members of Mudhoney and also a pearl jam [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► or jam yeah okay he's not hungry he's [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► not hungry is that right [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► he's going hungry i'm not on we're going [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► hungry just going hungry i will want to [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► haul around here or grabbing y'all [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► coming yellow sun that's a better [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► surprise left your girl portrait [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► murderer hero diet letting the play [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► that's like--that's like a double J to [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► make fun of pearl jam in Seattle because [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► they're wonderful guys I get that you [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► told me this troubles with the upass [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► with happily who you pals with I'm not [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► pals with any of them but but but I [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► spicy them around and they're super [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► supportive and nice guys I'm any better [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► is a nice guy when he when he does it [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► down if you take him to 13 coins Danny's [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► wherever that he's gonna he's gonna dial [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► it down only guessing he has to dial it [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► down he's always pretty mellow I'm [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► really intense [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► he seems like Bono meet teenage fanclub [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► hair don't [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► maybe when he was 21 but he's playing [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► his mid-40s [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► he's now and he's a mellow duty likes to [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► surface all this nice i'm glad ok I'm [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► glad for that I'm we're getting the [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► threads are gonna make love card here at [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► this is a mistake early years ago I made [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► fun of the hold steady [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► oh my god you're kidding I mean why did [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► you give something like that I made fun [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► of the hold steady and in cmj magazine [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► or something i said that they I said [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► that they sounded like they sounded like [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► a bunch of guys on coffee break at a [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► software company is based in captivity [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► fake fake singing the employee manual [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► yeah a bit in the style of blue springs [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► oh my god no in fact I think I said you [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► guys really nice because that in the [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► style of John Cafferty in the beaver [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► Brown Bag covering Bruce brings too much [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► the clock baby clock the punch [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► I'm gonna have to find me after my [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► clocked out lunch and ever since I ever [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► said something that was pretty good huh [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► that was nice and it's nice you start a [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► band you should call bacon right back [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► but I I ever since i did that what I [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► what I did that day in making fun of the [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► whole study was that I I kind of a [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► little eliminated the possibility that I [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► could ever be offended by anybody [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► leaving an anonymous comment about how [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► my band was playing on an Internet a [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► message board right [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► like like like I should never have W now [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► your heart you're part of the problem [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► its yeah exactly it's a so many so many [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► musicians when you ask them about other [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► musicians they say good luck to all [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► bands i support everyone her a good [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► times and I thought that for years and [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► years I thought that was incredibly [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► disingenuous because all those musicians [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► say terrible things about each other [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► behind their backs [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► nothing like comics though at well I [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► just almost as Batman comics are way [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► more insecure the middle way but you [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► know what you get a response i've heard [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► that guy's he and Danielle her our big [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► palace now I'm sure everybody they're [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► all famous friends and everybody's [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► friendly I know you're welcome off the [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► latch on me you know I'm not that guy [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► but I'm sure I'm sure that they I'm sure [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► that that way [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► what if the long winters come up in [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► conversation those guys are like oh yeah [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► that mr. fucking smartass guy you should [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► eat not gonna get too deep for [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► questioning our I got a lot to get [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► I gotta get to love- 0 and document are [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► you be telling me that you don't like [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► hold steady almost killed me you don't [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► like the record it's not really it's not [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► your wheelhouse something I don't like [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► it but I mean I was frankly and I know [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► I'm going to get a lot of angry she's [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► getting scarce but I don't like Bruce [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► Springsteen oh boy ok here's it i just [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► don't feel like you don't tell me you [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► know like Andy's room [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► he's a very nice man ok support his band [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► has a vision [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► there's a lot of good drumming and stuff [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► that happens one of my favorite Bob [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► Dylan songs at done working I'm sorry [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► let's take a step back John is Bob Dylan [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► okay do you like everybody know I do [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► like Bob going are you sure you don't [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► want to just go with my like some bob [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► dylan don't know it grew on me it took [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► me along the street I'm gonna go I just [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► like the early Bob Dylan I understand [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► Bob doing now and I like Bob Dylan very [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► much nobody understands i don't like I [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► don't want nobody understands the [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► contrary I understand Bob Dylan in one [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► of the movies i think not the pennybaker [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► 1i think in i want to say in the martin [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► scorsese one but i forget i look this up [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► on youtube for our extensive shows you [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► enjoy our show notes you know the show [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► notes for the show are better than the [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► show thank you [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► good you guys to show notes and we don't [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► even need to broadcast this podcast you [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► should just you show you should talk to [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► me for an hour and then just write your [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► impressions [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► I'm trying to evolve as a person [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► published over the first time alignment [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► you're harming me on many many levels [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► and moaning that you know what that [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► means but this is one scene and I'm told [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► this is not what it looks like but you [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► know the song uh let me 20 no limit and [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► sunsets and I know the song love plus 1 [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► by haircut 100 so I don't have a dream [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► it's like uh huh something I mean you [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► just you just played the course to sweet [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► Jane how that would be on see [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► yeah keep going [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► oh I don't like when I got to candy says [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► you like that one [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► I'm sorry and I'm gonna solo [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► ok no no stop stop stop until the show [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► this until the show starts up right now [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► ok so hot god this is what we're gonna [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► lose people there's one sitting like [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► music people love music I see my problem [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► is I'm not I'm very very very close [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► I've never been placed the guitar guy [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► i'm getting close skype jam [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► I don't know I just get a little bit of [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► a skeptic I played along with crazy [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► train over skype yesterday and I'm [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► several you feel bad about right now [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► let's get us there like wider and wider [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► Merlyn stopped the skype jam this was [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► epic those people had fish I mean people [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► will listen to anything you find this [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► but you don't do this i'm talking about [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► you know that's not me a little as long [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► as it sounds like every other Dylan song [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► i believe hide its see now where he's [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► sitting there and I office right now [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► doing is doing is listening to this and [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► he's like I was gonna ask that comes out [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► like spinning R&B record now what about [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► little Steven you like little Steven you [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► enjoy this with randos most guys don't [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► spin their own records that's all [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► computer programmed American thing Casey [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► Kasem no no the little steven and Bob [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► Dylan those TV those radio you're saying [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► they need a little spots in between that [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► yeah they sit in front of Mike they [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► talked for half an hour and then [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► somebody else cuz i don't see little [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► Steven doing that because you think he's [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► authentic because you're Bruce [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► Springsteen fan and you think those guys [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► like with and they live in a warehouse [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► somewhere i just want to be clear cuz [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► I'm about to open a new deck of cards [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► are you trying to get you trying to get [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► me to tackle the authenticity you big [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► fucking John fucking rocks right now is [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► working on a motorcycle somewhere and [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► some girl comes in any and offers him [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► like a Khloe my happening [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► God in heaven authenticity are you is [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► this how we're gonna roll we're gonna [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► roll Los Angeles underwear tailored for [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► him i'm sure there's don't have a single [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► pass on the word I some french guy [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► that's like tailoring is underwear [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► here's the barrel here's the fish [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► fucking shut up I didn't mean that [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► here's what I want to cut dammit i had a [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► point to make and I got Liza Minnelli [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► and we still got bad words words better [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► bad words i got into cards that has bad [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► words ok come back to this we should say [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► more bad words to people okay we still [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► do bonus offer for the love of Christ I [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► god damn it everyone I talked to on [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► these programs is making me angry [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► Mike love all you guys got can be like [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► guys with mike love [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► oh my god i would the thing is and I [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► don't have a lot of money John i have [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► almost no money but i would take [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► whatever i've gotten hire someone who [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► never stop kicking him in the balls for [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► eternity [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► I just I think that he should just [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► there's any ideas fucking face I want to [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► just but for eternity you're talking [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► about not that's not a that's not a [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► higher that you can do with money is [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► here is that the more you bounce [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► Transcendental Meditation get the one [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► david lynch does oh that's where you fly [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► yeah don't you balance reply that's fun [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► to watch it watch on youtube you ever [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► seen the flying soon fly so there was a [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► period in i'm going to say 1965 where I [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► you know 50 dispute this but like there [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► was pretty much nobody cooler than Bob [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► Dylan in the true sense maybe like [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► there's a point probably more like miles [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► davis was cooler at some other age you [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► don't mean but like there's this period [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► there was nobody cooler than Bob Dylan [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► because the Beatles now I don't like the [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► Beatles are gonna be loads were really [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► even cool i mean cool about the old city [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► wall set the seagulls thought you were [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► cool [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► you're pretty cool didn't feel like I'm [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► gonna throw out of the weird one here [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► but like mike scott walker like Scott [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► Walker is cool in the sense of like wow [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► that guy is on his own planet i do not [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► get him he's gorgeous and had on cage [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► attributed that have you seen that Scott [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► Walker documentary ah dunno not miss it [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► is on netflix and it's you think you're [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► going to get it then you watch it and [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► there's a turn another turn it [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► completely mind-blowing 65 I'm saying [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► nobody was cooler than down there was [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► this period around the time of the I [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► don't not don't look back [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► so it's called was the one where does [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► subterranean homesick blues [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► yeah yeah that one and then I seen it [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► just seemed room there's a scene in a [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► room there's people floating around and [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► still make me reveal how little I really [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► know about no it's okay i'll always be [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► over before you know it always cover for [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► you say no thank you [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► it's like I've always said though you [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► know and those days we set sliding down [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► the street from the American dream [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► yeah ah he's just in a room he's got the [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► sunglasses on but it doesn't look good [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► dish [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► he's fucking Bob Dylan he's got the cool [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► hair and sit around and you're not [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► trying to be cool he's just fucking Bob [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► Dylan he can't help it and sits down [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► he's trying are you getting any ideas I [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► don't think I think he used to i think [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► is a point now where is good and mad [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► he's mad by 65 he's already mad okay [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► pretty bad by them but the thing is heat [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► breaks so many rules of cool today or he [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► you know what I mean all the things were [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► you and I will go out God get that guy [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► fucking get that guy out here comes in [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► the room he's aloof he's got the [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► sunglasses as pal Donovan is there is [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► maybe tom is there i remember but the [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► point is that simple he sits down with [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► an acoustic guitar and and just start [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► strumming I'll love minus zero and [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► you'll know the song the instant your [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► Madeline's in those anything rather than [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► like the hour than somebody and then [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► I'll he says it didn't and you can see [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► everybody in the room is just wrapped [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► yet again and seriously watch this scene [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► you're just like oh my god this song is [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► fucking perfect it's so good at this is [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► the shot they cut away to this shot of [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► donovan and I've been told this is not [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► what it looked like but the Ottoman [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► sitting there and if you can imagine [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► leaning forward smoking a cigarette with [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► the scientists fake smile you've ever [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► seen another kind of really tense almost [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► like bobbing back and forth fake smile [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► is looking cigarette mr. Donovan you [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► know he's got mellow yellow and talking [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► about bananas and shit but but like [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► Dylan's just sitting there effortlessly [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► playing a fucking three-chord he's [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► basically playing Louie Louie except [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► it's about the human soul and it its [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► supply i just watched that are like God [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► is so brutal to watch but anyway you [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► know his daughter she tied you up until [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► you get your video is Deirdre at a [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► December show going uh out John I'm by [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► spoke poorly I wat ya The Decemberists [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► are their music their why December's are [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► the Dillon to my Donovan Oh fucking give [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► me a break then claim owner does dad [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► let's look at you being serious i [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► thought i do enjoy their you enjoy their [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► music [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► don't say a bad thing about the december [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► and I said you know what I enjoy their [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► music I've been hearing Mumford & Sons [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► everywhere I go [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► recently said that shirt Eddie Murphy [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► we're seeing a movie not a Mumford & [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► Sons is this it's this band [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► but he should talk about for a year I [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► and and I i made a record last winter in [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► in the UK and one of the guys on the [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► record was one of the guys from Mumford [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► & Sons at the time I have heard and I'm [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► like I think it's another name you're [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► making out so we made this we made this [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► record called Mount desolation with the [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► some English guys and some other [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► American guys and then mumford and sons [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► became like the biggest band in the [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► universe and checks out for instance [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► yeah and and they sound they sound like [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► a like the December's if you took most [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► of the character of the decemberists [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► away and just distilled it down to the [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► bits basic elements but these guys are [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► these guys are massive they're like [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► headlining really acid festivals and [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► inoculated won lots of awards their [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► English very big band i believe i [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► believe that they are friends with the [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► g's to also replaces G's which the [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► cheese okay I'm going to rei is that a [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► short name for says it could use special [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► son is that rapper the jeans like jwo [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► not Jeezy not little cheesy [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► ok you have nothing to do a little way [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► in the puppy pussy papi what's up and [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► the genes from the seamless well is the [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► in-laws like g apostrophe s no there's [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► no GM it je easy [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► geez that's not a band that sounds like [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► something out that like like Don [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► Kirshner will come up with for a cartoon [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► no no he is our Lord and favorite the g [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► alright they used to teach about him in [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► public school before they secularized [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► Christmas and turn it into a winter [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► holiday it's really confusing [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► ok I unlost don't you talking about i'm [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► completely confused I'm gonna look up to [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► Jesus got Frank careful careful careful [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► do not present ever tell you how to [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► pronounce unless you want to know what [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► is this is a life hack you want to know [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► that II [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► yeah yeah check it out here is that ok [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► here's the deal you got the diaeresis i [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► pronouncing that right muah muah [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► ok so you've got that over a letter ok [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► so that could be over almost any kind of [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► letter could be over you could be over [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► and I've never stood the end is near [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► think it's no I think you have to be [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► over a bowel right i mean you can't just [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► put in unless you're doing joke yeah [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► metal thing yes correct [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► okay seriously crew ok good example but [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► if in which i think that obviously [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► made-up one but now say the letter that [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► soon loaded looks it [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► you-you-you-you ok but now say it was [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► shaping your mouth the way you would say [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► an e you don't overthink it just do it [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► you have boom that's how you do it you [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► make it eat with your mouth but you say [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► the letter trying to eat with your mouth [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► and you say the letter so you Cee [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► announced that sau e-jets how you do it [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► that's a lie fact i should write a [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► fucking book [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► you sure you should go on the internet [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► do you like Bob Dylan I do like Bob [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► Dylan but here's here's there's always [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► Jesus there's always another city from [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► you use semi-colons at all not really [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► are you i love something so CII [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► everybody says Richard Hugo Hemingway [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► they also don't use some i love [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► semicolons use any problems getting it [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► makes my life is my life any sense of [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► order although you have to remember with [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► a semicolon not you can't just like [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► throw some sentence fragment on the [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► other side of a sentence colon and call [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► it good i think it's what i do i think I [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► literally do that literally there's kind [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► of a sentence fragments on there that's [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► the prob what about an em dash teasing I [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► really ever use em dashes to use em [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► dashes I like em dashes I you know one [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► of the things I've started doing is [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► using asterisk TSA's asked her eyes at [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► the french comic strip ski accidents no [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► excuse excuse excuse excuse an American [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► comic strip astrix is the is the Belgium [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► and this has nothing to do with rent an [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► no but I use astrix is because because [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► apparently it's some kind of HTML code [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► for bolt is a bold and italic you write [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► you a check your writing markdown look [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► at John I saw some how you use it to to [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► reference to 22 I i use it for a while [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► because there's no way to use italics [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► and you want to type in caps and then [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► after a while I just like it [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► I'm just like Oh doesn't dress it does [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► yeah it does but anyway here's the [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► problem with my thing about bobtailing [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► it's my problem with the thing about [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► everything you can [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► here's the thing about your problems is [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► signing I think it's not actually a [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► problem it's a problem that i have not [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► with Bob Dylan but with other people [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► which is that there are so many fans of [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► Bob Dylan the benchmark being a fan of [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► Bob Dylan is set so high people that [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► know every war on Bob Dylan's ass and I [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► don't care about anything that much I [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► don't give a fuck about anything as much [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► as somebody who's not even in the top [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► 40th percentile of Bob Dylan fans you [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► know what I'm saying [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► so I I mean this constant I'm this [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► constant problem when people say are you [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► a fan of warrant reverter hurt sobbed [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► and I go yeah sure they're like Oh [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► remember that scene at the beginning of [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► the movie that no one's ever keep that [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► your fuse Nick I get it's like your [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► country and your refusenik it's it's [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► that I'm it's that i am here it is here [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► it is i'm going to say it in simple [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► words as possible okay i am not a fan [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► period it's not that I'm not a fan of [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► Bob Dylan it's not that I'm not a fan of [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► of of you know like totality arianism in [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► the in the nineteen thirties I'm just [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► not a fan [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► i'm not a fan of anything i am a i'm an [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► observer of things i'm an appreciator of [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► things but i do not my appreciation of [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► things never rises to the level of [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► fandom okay about anything except maybe [TS]