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Roderick on the Line

Ep. 13: "Then There Was Pump Chili"

 

00:00:00   hello hey John how are you hey Merlin [TS]

00:00:08   how's it going boom [TS]

00:00:12   ok you ready I'm ready ready this is [TS]

00:00:15   based on feedback from one really [TS]

00:00:20   keeping track i think is our 5th listen [TS]

00:00:21   are you ready [TS]

00:00:22   we have five with knows well it's hard [TS]

00:00:25   to I think some of them might be [TS]

00:00:25   somebody downloading twice know like [TS]

00:00:28   from their room and their moms room but [TS]

00:00:30   you're getting feedback from them [TS]

00:00:31   you ready for this yeah you ready for [TS]

00:00:33   this I'm ready if you I'm like a [TS]

00:00:35   passcode for this so i asked what do you [TS]

00:00:37   ask a PMI I'm BMI okay i want to let you [TS]

00:00:41   ready yeah haven't rehearsed this is [TS]

00:00:43   gonna be from memory [TS]

00:00:44   okay Roderick on the line [TS]

00:00:48   oh that's nice that's a that's out of [TS]

00:00:51   that is taking who are only melody from [TS]

00:00:54   the long winners [TS]

00:00:55   wow that's the way you put that so [TS]

00:00:57   flatly is really a lot of charm out of [TS]

00:00:59   it up actually songs realize how explain [TS]

00:01:03   explain why i think i have i have the [TS]

00:01:05   times that you don't drink an idea i [TS]

00:01:07   think i told you which of your songs i [TS]

00:01:08   think should be in which commercials [TS]

00:01:09   yeah that's one of the things that [TS]

00:01:12   remember you're the one I told you the [TS]

00:01:13   no-brainer [TS]

00:01:15   no I I probably wasn't listening because [TS]

00:01:19   of the because of the you drink and I [TS]

00:01:21   don't roam you're just watching mr. show [TS]

00:01:24   video and your underwear in my living [TS]

00:01:26   room [TS]

00:01:27   yeah I was just like oh uh huh ah ok go [TS]

00:01:31   ahead and what was the song that was [TS]

00:01:33   going to be in commercial and i have [TS]

00:01:35   worked out the exact instrumentation [TS]

00:01:36   obviously wouldn't be you [TS]

00:01:37   they would be paying I guess BMI or [TS]

00:01:39   Joshua whoever owns 200 music you're my [TS]

00:01:42   home is your modern music no its owner [TS]

00:01:44   its offshore company it's an indian [TS]

00:01:46   court company outside bad that the the [TS]

00:01:50   kind of gets intoxicated or the the kind [TS]

00:01:52   of telephones here helping kong you're [TS]

00:01:56   ready dot dot the absolute completely [TS]

00:01:59   redesigned for new generation integrated [TS]

00:02:02   mp3 players [TS]

00:02:03   their conditioning jetta 2012 more than [TS]

00:02:08   shapes the pause is important and it [TS]

00:02:12   should be moving the middle like a [TS]

00:02:13   landrum like to get together [TS]

00:02:15   yeah dude anyway it's not there's [TS]

00:02:18   another 1i anyway first connect please [TS]

00:02:20   get your feedback on I have literally to [TS]

00:02:22   index cards les is gonna be a very [TS]

00:02:23   difficult call for me up you know you [TS]

00:02:26   could go into the archives [TS]

00:02:28   oh you can start you start over at the [TS]

00:02:30   pond I want more i'm happy i have the [TS]

00:02:33   problem is i have another program that I [TS]

00:02:35   do occasionally and i have as we say in [TS]

00:02:37   the computer says oh guilt [TS]

00:02:40   wait a minute that was pretty good what [TS]

00:02:42   key is that in mm this is a guy i'm here [TS]

00:02:46   Jonathan Coulton home studio now that's [TS]

00:02:48   not it was funny [TS]

00:02:48   how's it going clears out see your AG or [TS]

00:02:51   what is that i picked up this harmonica [TS]

00:02:52   and it seriously is a bass pro shops [TS]

00:02:56   branded harmonicas fisherman's Monica [TS]

00:02:59   the fish fish Monica management stereo [TS]

00:03:02   back in the day it's in the key of C [TS]

00:03:04   button but sadly as I put into my mouth [TS]

00:03:09   the first time I realized that it tastes [TS]

00:03:11   like baby powder oh yeah your left too I [TS]

00:03:13   don't know why you would put baby powder [TS]

00:03:15   on your harmonica is but ok that's what [TS]

00:03:18   i think it was a blind melon Jefferson [TS]

00:03:20   that used to do that on white wine lemon [TS]

00:03:22   melon only know how to find that rittany [TS]

00:03:24   so could you ask Jonathan for any [TS]

00:03:25   harmonica please write the age of baby [TS]

00:03:30   powder that's the sea is well you have a [TS]

00:03:34   capo you can put UK poet [TS]

00:03:36   uh-huh now I haven't died to keep going [TS]

00:03:38   years [TS]

00:03:39   lucky with my record my boy yeah college [TS]

00:03:43   needed no he's not a single good note on [TS]

00:03:48   this instrument I don't want to play the [TS]

00:03:50   marine the from the halls of Montezuma [TS]

00:03:54   keep your special musical episodes i got [TS]

00:03:57   a lot of music that you cannot think I [TS]

00:03:58   said it's about the Marine Corps theme [TS]

00:04:00   is a really that's a that's a very [TS]

00:04:02   useful piece of music to know emotions [TS]

00:04:04   just ride this John start around the [TS]

00:04:06   third hole mmm that's good she's that [TS]

00:04:09   have to do with ping-pong ok no no easy [TS]

00:04:13   ping-pong and you want to do an hour [TS]

00:04:15   later and here's the thing i want you to [TS]

00:04:16   blow in imagine imagine going up one [TS]

00:04:19   note at a time low suck blow suck try [TS]

00:04:22   that one hole at a time start with the [TS]

00:04:25   third hole [TS]

00:04:25   I can't play along against to this too [TS]

00:04:28   much innuendo [TS]

00:04:29   all right here we go you want to get [TS]

00:04:32   back with yes that's not the Marine [TS]

00:04:40   Corps being the inside of mobile with [TS]

00:04:43   the Memphis blues again you ready to [TS]

00:04:46   start [TS]

00:04:47   ok so but the part I really like about [TS]

00:04:50   that is and it's probably a lady singing [TS]

00:04:52   there's a lady kool ad chorus it goes [TS]

00:04:55   with the Marine Corps theme i don't [TS]

00:04:56   think there are any women singing you [TS]

00:04:57   want to be really nice look around at [TS]

00:04:59   seven listen that room for a moment I [TS]

00:05:02   always a floor moments the billy joel [TS]

00:05:04   guy I'm listening was the hair guy who's [TS]

00:05:06   a killer Joe Jerry Lee Lewis now I've [TS]

00:05:08   been listening to fill the other one [TS]

00:05:11   specters actor probably the greatest [TS]

00:05:14   christmas album of all time a familiar [TS]

00:05:17   with that Christmas gift to you or [TS]

00:05:19   whatever it's called pretty sure the [TS]

00:05:21   greatest christmas album of all time [TS]

00:05:23   design I'm steamrollers o generations [TS]

00:05:26   record i learned about mannheim [TS]

00:05:29   steamroller background and i was very [TS]

00:05:31   surprised can I tell you first of all [TS]

00:05:33   you're not from man home [TS]

00:05:34   no team there's no no mannheim [TS]

00:05:36   steamroller that's a service market you [TS]

00:05:38   got Colby my mom you know what I have an [TS]

00:05:42   astronomer right small I've got you only [TS]

00:05:45   have two cards left is where so now let [TS]

00:05:46   me just really quickly because I got [TS]

00:05:47   these two cards i had I i ate a pear [TS]

00:05:50   tart and I'm a little goofy so I have [TS]

00:05:54   gardens are fermented parrot are a no I [TS]

00:05:57   don't drink [TS]

00:05:58   gardening and night Marine Corps oh yeah [TS]

00:06:03   your memory for short i'm gonna write [TS]

00:06:05   USMC and I don't understand the way that [TS]

00:06:09   you used by five cards entirely battery [TS]

00:06:11   dies and leaves anything fat face [TS]

00:06:13   you can't think that's fat writing [TS]

00:06:16   really small writing a whole bunch of [TS]

00:06:17   stuff really small on a three by five [TS]

00:06:18   card is kind of big exactly the opposite [TS]

00:06:21   would help you out of a century [TS]

00:06:22   photograph of my desk [TS]

00:06:24   I've seen your desk you reading my [TS]

00:06:27   actual office office like no no you have [TS]

00:06:29   that since the last time i was in San [TS]

00:06:31   Francisco but i can guess what it's like [TS]

00:06:33   there's like chew spit cups all around [TS]

00:06:36   done since 1999's and uh you're talking [TS]

00:06:39   about I capture that my captors rather [TS]

00:06:41   than the rain dollars of man a poster on [TS]

00:06:43   the wall of a white Lamborghini with a [TS]

00:06:45   bikini girl leaning on it and you're [TS]

00:06:49   like that poster with like 10 garages [TS]

00:06:52   yeah it's different kind of supermodels [TS]

00:06:54   in a driver china on it i am like it's [TS]

00:06:57   like a wet early December CP it's just [TS]

00:07:01   fucking like fucking Dickens in here [TS]

00:07:02   it's all rights it's ready a little cold [TS]

00:07:06   stone shape German assistant wearing a [TS]

00:07:09   scarf and a top-10 morning and purples [TS]

00:07:13   always the Barrows does he have a song [TS]

00:07:15   with barry smith in it or something [TS]

00:07:17   be sure it does I I used to tease him a [TS]

00:07:19   lot about all his songs being about [TS]

00:07:21   pirates and at one point at one point he [TS]

00:07:24   said you know we don't have a single [TS]

00:07:26   song about pirates [TS]

00:07:28   listen to me i went to college where I [TS]

00:07:29   said every one of your songs about [TS]

00:07:32   pirates don't kid me his songs are about [TS]

00:07:34   like secret pirates with master's [TS]

00:07:37   degrees this is like pirates that have [TS]

00:07:39   written a thesis and haven't lost a [TS]

00:07:40   fucking limb mm um can I have written [TS]

00:07:43   down on this is just between you me and [TS]

00:07:46   the harmonic I've written or toilet [TS]

00:07:48   paper and I don't know if you can [TS]

00:07:50   discuss that I would like at some point [TS]

00:07:51   to discuss the toilet paper issue have a [TS]

00:07:53   lot of strong feelings about toilet [TS]

00:07:55   paper as you can imagine you have an [TS]

00:07:56   anecdote that they had me I believe in [TS]

00:07:58   the parlance literally laughing out loud [TS]

00:08:00   no rights [TS]

00:08:01   yes I was [TS]

00:08:02   actually you know that that that [TS]

00:08:04   anecdote actually has now born further [TS]

00:08:07   fruit they make thursday on the line [TS]

00:08:09   okay well I'm come back to that they [TS]

00:08:10   make fun of you in the book about that [TS]

00:08:12   not make fun of me in the book there's [TS]

00:08:14   actually a character in wildwood named [TS]

00:08:18   after me and and and his name is derived [TS]

00:08:23   from that toilet paper incident ok I [TS]

00:08:25   think we should like everything that [TS]

00:08:26   very small here so remaining also i like [TS]

00:08:28   your pal i'm usually talking to that and [TS]

00:08:31   talk over your bell when you get home I [TS]

00:08:32   want to use the bellmore mhm and their [TS]

00:08:35   other songs [TS]

00:08:36   there's one song of yours i thought [TS]

00:08:37   would be really good for a miller beer [TS]

00:08:38   commercial [TS]

00:08:39   I can't remember what but you know a lot [TS]

00:08:41   of they all are ok everyone of America [TS]

00:08:43   if not have anyone from miller is [TS]

00:08:45   listening right now I know I'm not [TS]

00:08:46   supposed to break down the fourth wall [TS]

00:08:48   and talk directly going against our [TS]

00:08:49   audience done but let's say [TS]

00:08:51   hypothetically if someone from Miller [TS]

00:08:53   hypothetically was receiving this [TS]

00:08:55   communication any one of my songs about [TS]

00:08:57   the Miller Brewing Company when walking [TS]

00:08:59   rate to license for a nationwide [TS]

00:09:01   American military that would be on why [TS]

00:09:03   the Austrian there huh [TS]

00:09:06   there's some songs that really get used [TS]

00:09:07   a lot in those commercials and movies [TS]

00:09:09   have you done if you ever noticed that [TS]

00:09:11   you know what I mean wild seeker dude [TS]

00:09:15   dr. rock dude i was at i was at my [TS]

00:09:18   in-laws last night from my [TS]

00:09:19   mother-in-law's birthday and the TV was [TS]

00:09:21   on like it always is the other show [TS]

00:09:23   called on the red carpet that's just [TS]

00:09:24   about people literally being [TS]

00:09:26   photographed on the red carpet [TS]

00:09:28   that's a television show I was talking [TS]

00:09:29   to the Colton's this morning about how I [TS]

00:09:31   stop I don't know that is why don't know [TS]

00:09:33   what you're talking about [TS]

00:09:34   yeah I know it's their new york people [TS]

00:09:36   and and until she's well she's really [TS]

00:09:38   smart all these people are smart [TS]

00:09:40   yeah that's that's the problem is in [TS]

00:09:42   westchester county is that right [TS]

00:09:44   no no they live in in brooklyn i would [TS]

00:09:46   say about the time accident want to have [TS]

00:09:47   an evil don't go back go ahead you have [TS]

00:09:50   any longer York to mrs. mrs. Colton his [TS]

00:09:52   real name i think you're here here's [TS]

00:09:53   their name is Christine here is the the [TS]

00:09:56   funny thing in college I live in Spokane [TS]

00:09:58   Washington for a couple years and one of [TS]

00:10:00   those years I lived in a house that we [TS]

00:10:02   call the amityville because it was [TS]

00:10:04   Barnes shaped like The Amityville Horror [TS]

00:10:06   house and a bedroom and you woke up at [TS]

00:10:08   three fifteen every night [TS]

00:10:10   and we we were like it we tried in that [TS]

00:10:13   way that you do when you're a sophomore [TS]

00:10:14   in college like he popularized around [TS]

00:10:16   campus that our house was a was a party [TS]

00:10:20   house and that you should just refer to [TS]

00:10:22   it as a medieval we all do a big party [TS]

00:10:24   in a medieval is we can come on out at [TS]

00:10:26   that I don't be like this like Graceland [TS]

00:10:28   it just sounds awesome have a name for [TS]

00:10:29   your house [TS]

00:10:30   yeah and I think for for for a couple [TS]

00:10:32   years even after I stopped living there [TS]

00:10:33   they still kept calling the house a [TS]

00:10:35   medieval I don't think I think it's like [TS]

00:10:37   all like all colleges where in the [TS]

00:10:40   eighties you can have 10 guys living in [TS]

00:10:42   a big Victorian house and everybody's [TS]

00:10:43   paying twenty five dollars a month rent [TS]

00:10:45   that's those days are gone now and I'm [TS]

00:10:47   sure there's a family of yuppies living [TS]

00:10:48   in that house and have no idea the [TS]

00:10:50   terrible things that happen their food [TS]

00:10:52   is a lot like let's be honest it's like [TS]

00:10:54   Amityville Horror right inside the [TS]

00:10:57   library was made up as far as i know the [TS]

00:11:00   blood that was on the walls that a [TS]

00:11:01   medieval in spokane was all blood that [TS]

00:11:04   that none of it seeped out of the walls [TS]

00:11:06   it was all like splatter blood for me [TS]

00:11:08   either from yet from you youthful [TS]

00:11:10   hijinks we're pretty deep here [TS]

00:11:14   bell yeah and you know a seven cents for [TS]

00:11:16   writing small oh yeah anyway other one [TS]

00:11:20   so Miller Beer so you know a lot of [TS]

00:11:21   these to get some of these songs that [TS]

00:11:23   you know for me it's died down one of my [TS]

00:11:26   least favorite things eric clapton has [TS]

00:11:29   ever done and I have a lot and where do [TS]

00:11:32   you start that list well you know he's [TS]

00:11:33   one of those ones that have to be honest [TS]

00:11:35   Jeff Beck and jeff beck is I think jeff [TS]

00:11:37   beck is important because he helped us [TS]

00:11:39   get Eddie Van Halen put things back on [TS]

00:11:42   after morir dinner [TS]

00:11:45   I'm not gonna sit here and defend jeff [TS]

00:11:47   beck don't touch don't defend you what [TS]

00:11:49   there's that I mean there's some it's [TS]

00:11:51   guys elements but it's a good guitar [TS]

00:11:53   player let's just leave it at that [TS]

00:11:55   we're confident in the connection really [TS]

00:11:57   be into back ola and I was just like [TS]

00:12:00   I've listened to it I'm like I'm [TS]

00:12:02   blow-by-blow like we don't homer and I [TS]

00:12:04   was like I just yeah I'm just as you [TS]

00:12:06   know what is it skipped a generation i [TS]

00:12:08   just could not not like the yardbirds [TS]

00:12:10   but I couldn't get into that all that [TS]

00:12:11   all that music that you're supposed to [TS]

00:12:13   like none of it's like the yardbirds are [TS]

00:12:15   not did not age well it's now lets up on [TS]

00:12:18   three [TS]

00:12:20   so you can make a lot of dough and he [TS]

00:12:22   throws out a Budweiser commercial nor [TS]

00:12:25   was it michelob I don't remember food [TS]

00:12:28   remember the time for a while and [TS]

00:12:29   budweiser i think was was hiring [TS]

00:12:32   actually hiring the actual talent behind [TS]

00:12:33   a lot of famous songs and getting them [TS]

00:12:36   to do them like to the tune of that one [TS]

00:12:38   Budweiser song oh I think Ronnie James [TS]

00:12:41   Dio did one to the tune of rainbow in [TS]

00:12:42   the dark [TS]

00:12:43   speaking of ronnie james dio love that i [TS]

00:12:45   was walking through JFK yesterday [TS]

00:12:49   airport and they're playing a they're [TS]

00:12:53   playing christmas carols how we back and [TS]

00:12:56   I'm walking to the airport in there you [TS]

00:12:57   know it's like rockin Christmas carols [TS]

00:12:59   like rockin Santa Claus new year [TS]

00:13:02   whatever i'm walking through in the end [TS]

00:13:04   the music turned up a little bit louder [TS]

00:13:05   than you would then you normally get [TS]

00:13:07   music in public spaces who [TS]

00:13:09   and anyway and I and I hear this voice [TS]

00:13:11   singing christmas colory I'm like I know [TS]

00:13:13   that voice whose voice is that [TS]

00:13:16   walking I've got my bags i'm listening [TS]

00:13:18   with one year and I'm like broccoli [TS]

00:13:22   bulimic don't know anything about your [TS]

00:13:25   allowance this is over the general just [TS]

00:13:27   over the general PA and I'm thinking [TS]

00:13:28   rainbow in the dark [TS]

00:13:30   that's Ronnie James Dio and that's [TS]

00:13:32   Ronnie James Dio see a christmas carol [TS]

00:13:34   it can't be [TS]

00:13:35   I haven't had a chance to google whether [TS]

00:13:37   or not he did but his voice is [TS]

00:13:38   unmistakable [TS]

00:13:39   but it was associate Christmas version [TS]

00:13:41   it was not rainbow in the dark yells hey [TS]

00:13:43   it was it was it was Ronnie seeing in [TS]

00:13:50   his rainbow in the dark voice it was [TS]

00:13:53   from that area you could do the [TS]

00:13:54   production queues were from her that it [TS]

00:13:56   was was it like a traditional like [TS]

00:13:58   Ritchie Blackmore kind of all time funky [TS]

00:13:59   song [TS]

00:14:00   no no it wasn't it was like Rudolph's [TS]

00:14:03   rockin Christmas want to look this up [TS]

00:14:05   that's right was that's terrifying there [TS]

00:14:07   were like three things about it that [TS]

00:14:09   were terrible and it made me think at [TS]

00:14:10   first that first one before i could [TS]

00:14:13   quite place his voice was like is that [TS]

00:14:16   David Coverdale it has to be David [TS]

00:14:18   Coverdale he's the only metal vocalist [TS]

00:14:20   with with so little taste the hinge on [TS]

00:14:25   wed could do a hell of it do it but but [TS]

00:14:28   it turned out I mean I swear to you it [TS]

00:14:29   was it sounded funny [TS]

00:14:32   you couldn't there's nobody else's voice [TS]

00:14:33   I think he's pretty he first of all [TS]

00:14:35   interviews he seems really cool when I [TS]

00:14:37   didn't say so he passed you did huh just [TS]

00:14:40   reason my friend my friend Matt did [TS]

00:14:42   something and I think it was 2004 that I [TS]

00:14:45   helped out with when you remember i will [TS]

00:14:47   all of it was crazy about the howard [TS]

00:14:48   dean oh yes we started a site called and [TS]

00:14:51   asked was because it was the first big [TS]

00:14:54   internet you know driven thing like it [TS]

00:14:56   was the famous first like giant internet [TS]

00:14:58   president so we started do for America [TS]

00:15:00   and we had a whole thing website about [TS]

00:15:02   running still running for president and [TS]

00:15:03   like everything going horribly awry he [TS]

00:15:06   threw a priest in a river there was a [TS]

00:15:08   gonna be a woman to me out for look out [TS]

00:15:11   you have to be born in America to be to [TS]

00:15:14   run for president [TS]

00:15:15   it's see I thought he was from New York [TS]

00:15:18   it's very New York accent when he talks [TS]

00:15:21   Oh running view is an english i'm almost [TS]

00:15:25   I know exactly I'm just almost but I'm [TS]

00:15:28   almost positive these from New York i [TS]

00:15:29   will check this out and find out where [TS]

00:15:31   this is going to be awkward for me if he [TS]

00:15:33   is if he is an American he should [TS]

00:15:36   somebody is listening to this right now [TS]

00:15:37   I'm going you guys are just your candle [TS]

00:15:39   with in campbell Vivian Campbell is oh [TS]

00:15:41   my god do is American eastern New [TS]

00:15:44   Hampshire yeah that is really love the [TS]

00:15:47   granite state that's awkward for me I [TS]

00:15:49   guess I'm just never know you're there [TS]

00:15:52   are certain people who wear a lot of [TS]

00:15:54   chainmail you just assume are from [TS]

00:15:56   England because that's where people will [TS]

00:15:59   wear chain mail or if you go to goodwill [TS]

00:16:01   in England you're going to literally [TS]

00:16:01   find chainmail with short email and like [TS]

00:16:04   leather gauntlets and stuff and deal [TS]

00:16:05   wore a lot of dawn what had got let's [TS]

00:16:07   see is a tall man you know they've been [TS]

00:16:09   called health because he's a little bit [TS]

00:16:10   very very small guy and I just assumed [TS]

00:16:12   he was English [TS]

00:16:13   I'm so embarrassed my metal credibility [TS]

00:16:15   just when John let me talk you off the [TS]

00:16:18   ledge my friend I i think that i thought [TS]

00:16:20   the same thing for a long time because [TS]

00:16:21   all I ever heard was will mainly rainbow [TS]

00:16:24   black sabbath and di I mean no elf but I [TS]

00:16:27   mean I think it's very easy just look at [TS]

00:16:30   the who is running with right now but I [TS]

00:16:32   mean come on birmingham's finance [TS]

00:16:33   digital cameras in heaven and hell [TS]

00:16:36   what do you think course i think that is [TS]

00:16:39   one of the most underrated records of [TS]

00:16:41   forever and certainly I would just go [TS]

00:16:43   down and just say it is easily one of [TS]

00:16:45   the best buy [TS]

00:16:45   except albums ever you did well that's [TS]

00:16:47   quite a statement but you didn't you [TS]

00:16:49   didn't smoke a ton of pot and sit around [TS]

00:16:51   like dark dingy places with metal heads [TS]

00:16:54   and and get all dark did you I don't I i [TS]

00:16:57   never think of you as being like even [TS]

00:16:58   like melons are stoner no i'm not a [TS]

00:17:00   Melvin stoner I never was yeah Melvin [TS]

00:17:02   stone whatever you never did it ever [TS]

00:17:04   since i was i was a Melvin stone her for [TS]

00:17:06   quite awhile there you like to say it [TS]

00:17:08   seated him and like and like like not [TS]

00:17:13   chatting just sitting in everybody's [TS]

00:17:15   staring at a at a at a wet spot on the [TS]

00:17:18   floor you know and not not like happy [TS]

00:17:20   that drugs for happy drugs for sad [TS]

00:17:22   you're eating algee and lemon tree house [TS]

00:17:25   together [TS]

00:17:25   I mean when I yeah when I first smoke [TS]

00:17:28   but later on no it was all like going to [TS]

00:17:31   the world's coming to it coming to an [TS]

00:17:33   end and where the work you know [TS]

00:17:35   yeah that's it the apocalypse is [TS]

00:17:37   happening in it's just going to be us [TS]

00:17:39   sitting here watching watching some guy [TS]

00:17:42   play in a world of warcraft try to think [TS]

00:17:45   i did have different bands for different [TS]

00:17:46   drugs I i think i did smoke a lot of [TS]

00:17:48   part one point but it was not I don't [TS]

00:17:50   have one specific kind of band for hat [TS]

00:17:52   for hash it was Joy Division four women [TS]

00:17:54   susan the Banshees mom and the story I [TS]

00:17:57   told you before I will always associate [TS]

00:17:59   the call table nitrates rush locker room [TS]

00:18:02   with England mom steamy see I told you [TS]

00:18:04   you you you went through [TS]

00:18:06   mmm nitrate phase but you know that's [TS]

00:18:08   like a gay sex drunk [TS]

00:18:09   yeah i know i didn't know that until [TS]

00:18:11   it's too late um yeah no no it's a cheap [TS]

00:18:14   I you by the sex store when you're you [TS]

00:18:16   know a kid and you can go in there you [TS]

00:18:18   know I'm up when you're a kid at the sex [TS]

00:18:21   store [TS]

00:18:21   I don't think you understand the story [TS]

00:18:22   you're trying to tell me right now you [TS]

00:18:24   know what kind to say for somebody who [TS]

00:18:25   used two different kinds of influence i [TS]

00:18:27   do not need a lot of attitude from you [TS]

00:18:28   about this [TS]

00:18:29   alright alright I'm stopping off you [TS]

00:18:31   know you let a little nitrous but the [TS]

00:18:33   sex the more than shapes that's where it [TS]

00:18:35   was sold you go in there in it with a [TS]

00:18:36   cut rush [TS]

00:18:37   yeah well it did you like walk past all [TS]

00:18:40   walking adolescence front eyes front [TS]

00:18:43   don't look at the dildos just going here [TS]

00:18:45   for the I get your ex extra I should [TS]

00:18:47   have nothing an extremely tight sailor [TS]

00:18:49   suit I'm not gonna lie to you but you [TS]

00:18:52   know and the things I've been working [TS]

00:18:53   out a lot you know home yeah [TS]

00:18:56   yep yep also had a you know what's weird [TS]

00:18:59   paid for it with a roll of silver [TS]

00:19:01   dollars then I happen to have you pulled [TS]

00:19:03   out a yeah my zipper terrible [TS]

00:19:07   yeah anyway ah that's what that story [TS]

00:19:10   right was snorting snorting rush at [TS]

00:19:12   ac/dc concert and I i thought i was in [TS]

00:19:15   an obtrusive place i thought i was you [TS]

00:19:17   know nice and high up in the stands [TS]

00:19:18   turns out i was just a few feet from the [TS]

00:19:20   cannons oh hello [TS]

00:19:23   but the phone's about to rock and are [TS]

00:19:25   nothing but instead of playing headache [TS]

00:19:27   you get with this stuff just like we [TS]

00:19:29   were there is the invaders ACDC this is [TS]

00:19:31   more like they're whatever maximum [TS]

00:19:32   overdrive past the primary i was there [TS]

00:19:34   to England but yeah anybody who never [TS]

00:19:38   really had a prime arm and his videos on [TS]

00:19:41   YouTube are so worth watching [TS]

00:19:42   so this is the this is the thing about [TS]

00:19:44   people who lived in the United States [TS]

00:19:45   who like get that you cannot get like do [TS]

00:19:49   you cannot understand what it was like [TS]

00:19:51   to be a kid in Alaska in the seventies [TS]

00:19:54   and eighties because everyone in Alaska [TS]

00:19:57   loved heavy metal but no heavy metal [TS]

00:20:00   band I with the exception of the [TS]

00:20:03   Scorpions no heavy metal band deemed [TS]

00:20:07   Alaska worth a stop on their tour so we [TS]

00:20:10   were sitting up there starved for for [TS]

00:20:13   ac/dc to come through or van Halen to [TS]

00:20:16   come through and and all we got were the [TS]

00:20:19   third tier metal bands we would get you [TS]

00:20:21   know like Dokken would come through or [TS]

00:20:24   rat would come through like they're [TS]

00:20:25   gonna change [TS]

00:20:27   I mean I those were great the those were [TS]

00:20:29   great at the time they they scratch the [TS]

00:20:31   edge but I talked to talk to people now [TS]

00:20:33   my age were like oh yeah I saw like it [TS]

00:20:35   was mostly 7r and dry for 20 minutes and [TS]

00:20:38   see like you know van Halen anyone [TS]

00:20:40   invasion didn't happen impossible no [TS]

00:20:42   chance though the one exception that was [TS]

00:20:44   Ozzy did come in 1980 with randy rhoads [TS]

00:20:48   and played a concert at West High School [TS]

00:20:51   Auditorium in Anchorage it was the [TS]

00:20:53   biggest event I mean it's an event [TS]

00:20:55   people still talk about Ozzie at West [TS]

00:20:57   High Command any reslife at a high [TS]

00:21:00   school auditorium [TS]

00:21:02   and i could not go because I was in [TS]

00:21:05   seventh grade and my mom said no you [TS]

00:21:08   can't go to a heavy metal concert and [TS]

00:21:11   what was amazing is that a simulcast or [TS]

00:21:15   not I'm sorry they didn't broadcast the [TS]

00:21:16   concert but on the local heavy metal [TS]

00:21:18   rock star not heavy metal but the local [TS]

00:21:20   album-oriented rock station the djs like [TS]

00:21:24   went to the concert and just live [TS]

00:21:25   broadcast from the parking lot [TS]

00:21:27   we're here at the Ozzie show dude [TS]

00:21:31   everybody's going in [TS]

00:21:33   it's your ways and stickers now we're [TS]

00:21:35   gonna play some more Ozzy whoa dude [TS]

00:21:37   antigen and and so i sat at home in my [TS]

00:21:41   air force flight suit my orange Air [TS]

00:21:43   Force jump suit that I wore at that era [TS]

00:21:45   all the time [TS]

00:21:47   anytime I wasn't in school clothes i was [TS]

00:21:49   in this orange flight suit and i sat at [TS]

00:21:52   home and listen to the Ozzie concert [TS]

00:21:54   process like a scene from a strip club [TS]

00:21:56   like a sec okay guys should see it the [TS]

00:21:59   bosoms on these legos know these girls [TS]

00:22:02   are totally very good and then reading [TS]

00:22:05   like jokes from playboy like that's [TS]

00:22:06   appropriate [TS]

00:22:07   yeah and so I was really good at all and [TS]

00:22:10   a lot of my friends went and saw the [TS]

00:22:12   show and you know and still I'm sure [TS]

00:22:14   still if we if we SAT and talked for an [TS]

00:22:16   hour they'd be like oh dude you totally [TS]

00:22:18   missed it [TS]

00:22:19   so anyway but so we never saw any of the [TS]

00:22:22   grey rock shows none of those bands ever [TS]

00:22:23   came to Alaska except the scorpions who [TS]

00:22:26   came to alaska every single time because [TS]

00:22:29   those guys are the those guys are the [TS]

00:22:31   working man of of heavy metal rock [TS]

00:22:33   wasn't it was it to get to Asia where [TS]

00:22:36   yeah they wanted to pan or something but [TS]

00:22:38   they stopped and played a sold-out show [TS]

00:22:39   at are at our big arena the solvent [TS]

00:22:42   arena and and actually I think there's [TS]

00:22:45   some there's some Alaska there's some [TS]

00:22:50   Alaska recordings on worldwide live the [TS]

00:22:52   Scorpions famous eighties live album [TS]

00:22:54   with that idea with the kiss style [TS]

00:22:57   screaming audience at it in right it [TS]

00:22:59   really really the audience was stolen [TS]

00:23:04   it's about cost minor is that correct [TS]

00:23:07   like spotless mind you I said I could [TS]

00:23:09   finish reading The Canterbury Tales but [TS]

00:23:11   i can't tell you how much time I spent [TS]

00:23:12   with the guitar for the practicing [TS]

00:23:14   musician article 101 like you that [TS]

00:23:17   intervening roxy is the only well I by [TS]

00:23:20   massacre both of them but I spent so [TS]

00:23:21   much time just on no one like you can [TS]

00:23:24   have a great that was crying like back [TS]

00:23:25   quick right now you know that he really [TS]

00:23:29   a guitar player was faster she not not [TS]

00:23:34   not really training as this not dieter [TS]

00:23:38   dieter das Dorfman Moses named get a [TS]

00:23:42   cell wall [TS]

00:23:44   I know this is a guy this is a guy yeah [TS]

00:23:46   i know is that weakens our attack i saw [TS]

00:23:49   i saw them in spokane a few years later [TS]

00:23:50   and and I was you know you used to get [TS]

00:23:53   right up on the wall because I was a big [TS]

00:23:54   kid I I I could I could force my way [TS]

00:23:56   right to the front even when I 17 18 [TS]

00:23:58   years old and right up there with all [TS]

00:24:00   the tough guys and I was at a scorpion [TS]

00:24:02   show and he looked at me I'm i can write [TS]

00:24:05   over and looked right at me was like [TS]

00:24:07   yeah rock dude you you dude rock and I [TS]

00:24:10   was like we rock [TS]

00:24:13   du bist rockin and now I don't even [TS]

00:24:15   remember his name a-are you talk about [TS]

00:24:17   the guitar player look at the guy with [TS]

00:24:19   the white explorer with the black stripe [TS]

00:24:22   right there are 2 i'm gonna break my [TS]

00:24:24   rule any of our five listeners were [TS]

00:24:26   women [TS]

00:24:27   nobody awesome idea sobs but his jabs [TS]

00:24:31   right on the test [TS]

00:24:32   that's the thing over pronounce that a [TS]

00:24:35   little bit of money is your jobs maybe [TS]

00:24:37   that's maybe how he pronounces it but he [TS]

00:24:40   called him with Matthias jabs anyway so [TS]

00:24:43   yeah there's a problem here is that [TS]

00:24:44   there's a detailed color timeline for [TS]

00:24:46   this on the wikipedia page is they're [TS]

00:24:48   all the different guitar players of [TS]

00:24:50   hello everybody Rudolph shaker you got [TS]

00:24:53   the ahmardians yobs or sometimes jobs [TS]

00:24:55   friends over for i think was they tried [TS]

00:24:59   to make him the guitar player and no I'm [TS]

00:25:02   sorry I might get Michael Schenker [TS]

00:25:03   friend is trying to Michael shaker to be [TS]

00:25:05   the main char player and he kept like [TS]

00:25:07   screwing up he couldn't he couldn't [TS]

00:25:09   couldn't stay off the drugs or something [TS]

00:25:11   and so they got Matthias jabs in there [TS]

00:25:14   and he's a he's a workhorse [TS]

00:25:15   I was a big scorpions fan is up how [TS]

00:25:18   could you not be they were they were the [TS]

00:25:19   great yeah that's not the time they were [TS]

00:25:21   and they were but they were also a [TS]

00:25:22   little weird and it's a single oh yeah I [TS]

00:25:26   ever tell you about the time I played in [TS]

00:25:27   the church basement with one hour [TS]

00:25:29   practice they were talking about that [TS]

00:25:30   that was the name of the band won our [TS]

00:25:33   practice you have a name [TS]

00:25:34   come into play at somebody's and you [TS]

00:25:35   know it's the dumb story but you know me [TS]

00:25:37   you know I can't sing now imagine me [TS]

00:25:39   singing still loving you [TS]

00:25:40   we try to look for her stones about I'm [TS]

00:25:42   I'm sorry those tapes don't survive when [TS]

00:25:45   God again all the way from the start [TS]

00:25:49   Andrew was not an awesome song I the [TS]

00:25:54   days that things that is how i love that [TS]

00:25:57   the Indigo's mama pride has beaten long [TS]

00:26:01   so strong that i can make it to [TS]

00:26:04   determine rare bell what a great name so [TS]

00:26:06   good so did I think i'm thinking of you [TS]

00:26:09   Dierks Neider that was the night from a [TS]

00:26:11   centrifuge from exception and he looked [TS]

00:26:14   a little bit like Lars Eller ecstatic [TS]

00:26:15   got two balls to the wall man I wasn't [TS]

00:26:18   the thing is you know the reason that [TS]

00:26:20   music was so resonant i think at the [TS]

00:26:23   time was and this is something that we [TS]

00:26:24   forget a or at least I find other people [TS]

00:26:27   forget I don't forget i remember is that [TS]

00:26:30   those were real heavy cold war years who [TS]

00:26:33   and the fact that these bands were [TS]

00:26:35   German gave their heavy metal a kind of [TS]

00:26:39   deeper import you know they're there was [TS]

00:26:43   more frisian to their apocalyptic [TS]

00:26:45   scenarios in there there big power [TS]

00:26:48   balance because they were facing [TS]

00:26:50   annihilation at the hands of the red [TS]

00:26:52   army at a moment's notice [TS]

00:26:55   right i mean that was 99 lift balloons [TS]

00:26:57   that hole when I was a great pop song [TS]

00:26:59   but maybe they're going to the music of [TS]

00:27:02   a Falco exactly pleased about it when he [TS]

00:27:06   said amadeus amadeus oks amadeus amadeus [TS]

00:27:10   amadeus at am XL is also dead [TS]

00:27:15   yes Harvick past well let me let me let [TS]

00:27:17   me just take that in a little bit of [TS]

00:27:18   mrs. dash to it i had a max lxl two on [TS]

00:27:21   one side of it was talk with 3 by Falco [TS]

00:27:24   and on the other side was Robert [TS]

00:27:26   Palmer's [TS]

00:27:27   the lone thicket to love right that's a [TS]

00:27:30   great mix tape or a great double side [TS]

00:27:33   that was an outlier for me in 1985 or [TS]

00:27:36   whatever that was that was a little over [TS]

00:27:38   an hour [TS]

00:27:38   I have so much to follow up on here John [TS]

00:27:40   anything but with the way that you refer [TS]

00:27:42   to people what made you say when someone [TS]

00:27:44   has died you say they pass and the south [TS]

00:27:47   and it and it's it's believed that when [TS]

00:27:49   Jesus dies i think that you know I this [TS]

00:27:52   is this has come up a lot recently [TS]

00:27:54   because of my mom was going through a [TS]

00:27:56   phase talking about the baby where she [TS]

00:27:59   would refer to the baby having bm's and [TS]

00:28:03   I was like don't stop saying that okay [TS]

00:28:04   with you know it's okay to say boo [TS]

00:28:06   she's like the baby had three beams [TS]

00:28:08   today I'm like a tad and that makes me [TS]

00:28:11   very uncomfortable I feel like a minute [TS]

00:28:12   I feel like I'm in some kind of hospital [TS]

00:28:14   again like like not not a hospital like [TS]

00:28:19   a medical hospital but like an insane [TS]

00:28:20   asylum where you would talk about what [TS]

00:28:23   you would talk about people's BM right [TS]

00:28:25   like you did something you would talk [TS]

00:28:26   about an adult who was proved successful [TS]

00:28:28   it seems like menses it's one of those [TS]

00:28:30   things where it's at yeah just to you [TS]

00:28:32   know it's a it's a it's a word that's [TS]

00:28:33   just a little too technical [TS]

00:28:35   you know i love bolus I like bolus i [TS]

00:28:37   love that word olas I think it's a kind [TS]

00:28:39   of poo [TS]

00:28:40   oh honey when you shop around past yeah [TS]

00:28:43   it's not it's it always sounds to me [TS]

00:28:45   like and it's just too little too [TS]

00:28:47   it's like it's like you would say it's [TS]

00:28:49   it's like a doctor talking to somebody [TS]

00:28:53   to talk to you about your aunt [TS]

00:28:54   oh she passed yeah pastor passed away i [TS]

00:28:58   think that's that's to where you say you [TS]

00:29:00   say somebody died died she died I think [TS]

00:29:04   it must be a southern thing I picked up [TS]

00:29:06   yeah well the south is always very [TS]

00:29:08   euphemistic in the South almost [TS]

00:29:11   everything is communicated by what is [TS]

00:29:12   not said I I that might that sounds [TS]

00:29:15   ridiculous but I really really believe [TS]

00:29:17   that as somebody who literally never [TS]

00:29:19   stops talking [TS]

00:29:20   I was having a lot always had trouble [TS]

00:29:21   communicating with people because [TS]

00:29:22   everything smoke there's a certain kind [TS]

00:29:24   of code isn't just about you know racing [TS]

00:29:26   class that has a lot to do with it but [TS]

00:29:28   there's so much that's based on what you [TS]

00:29:30   never say right and you kept talking [TS]

00:29:32   past [TS]

00:29:34   you kept talking right through that I [TS]

00:29:36   you know yeah yeah but I mean you know [TS]

00:29:40   it's not even just like the super easy [TS]

00:29:41   passive-aggressive suburban stuff like [TS]

00:29:43   there's just certain kinds of stuff that [TS]

00:29:45   nobody needs to say and the fact that [TS]

00:29:47   nobody says it is what makes a powerful [TS]

00:29:49   right right [TS]

00:29:51   it was like that Alaska to some extent [TS]

00:29:53   right no Alaska culturally is much more [TS]

00:30:00   like the the things that the things that [TS]

00:30:05   don't need to be said are that you're a [TS]

00:30:09   fucking faggot food you know like shut [TS]

00:30:12   up and get out of my way type of theirs [TS]

00:30:15   you know what I mean like uh there's no [TS]

00:30:17   there's no there is no cultural milieu [TS]

00:30:20   in Alaska that needs to be navigated [TS]

00:30:23   it's just like are you going to bulldoze [TS]

00:30:26   that acre of land or should I had our [TS]

00:30:29   unity is your photos are we going to use [TS]

00:30:31   my bulldozer how's that distinct from [TS]

00:30:33   Manhattan [TS]

00:30:34   oh well in manhattan now you know like [TS]

00:30:37   in the new york city area cause I mean [TS]

00:30:38   there's a certain kind of famous not [TS]

00:30:42   candidness but but certainly like I get [TS]

00:30:43   the fuck out of my way [TS]

00:30:45   kind of but in New York you're dealing [TS]

00:30:47   with the the reason for it is that there [TS]

00:30:49   are 10 million people here all trying to [TS]

00:30:50   use the same public restroom at the same [TS]

00:30:52   time right so you're so so you have to [TS]

00:30:56   you have to say what's on your mind [TS]

00:30:57   because you have you have other people [TS]

00:30:58   to navigate in Alaska you have the [TS]

00:31:00   opposite problem everyone has one square [TS]

00:31:02   miles of land that could be theirs alone [TS]

00:31:05   and so the question is much more like [TS]

00:31:08   why are you here why are you why are you [TS]

00:31:12   sharing why are you breathing my air if [TS]

00:31:15   you don't have a reason then you don't [TS]

00:31:16   you move on you know it isn't the same [TS]

00:31:19   as here where it's like you know we both [TS]

00:31:22   have to stand on this team corner of the [TS]

00:31:25   sidewalk right now and so there better [TS]

00:31:28   not be many mistaking like who's bo [TS]

00:31:30   you're smelling type of both of them [TS]

00:31:32   seem very stressful both both of those [TS]

00:31:34   kinds of ways of living you know depends [TS]

00:31:37   on what your thresholds for other people [TS]

00:31:40   none i mean like it's just I'm [TS]

00:31:41   constantly anxious about things like [TS]

00:31:43   that [TS]

00:31:43   we'll see then in Alaska you would go on [TS]

00:31:45   fun because you never have to see [TS]

00:31:46   another person if you don't want [TS]

00:31:47   but like you know I would have to see [TS]

00:31:49   the person at the general store well [TS]

00:31:50   that's okay that's a good example [TS]

00:31:51   because going to like a 7-eleven in [TS]

00:31:53   florida i felt so much more sense of [TS]

00:31:57   danger in Menace at a suburban 7 11 then [TS]

00:32:00   I felt like walking through really [TS]

00:32:01   sketchy parts of San Francisco it feels [TS]

00:32:03   much more happiness like from the chili [TS]

00:32:05   dogs themselves or from just the doing [TS]

00:32:08   without you even I don't get hot food [TS]

00:32:10   from 7-11 anymore [TS]

00:32:11   even I have stopped that is really into [TS]

00:32:13   the called a biggin hahaha this is an [TS]

00:32:17   implied ' before the you for beginners [TS]

00:32:20   the is the hot dog wrapped in a burrito [TS]

00:32:22   no John it's a microwavable cheese [TS]

00:32:25   burger with chili on if memory serves [TS]

00:32:26   oh right this is a time when I my friend [TS]

00:32:29   Sam and I would hang out and talk to the [TS]

00:32:32   guy at 7-eleven that's what we would do [TS]

00:32:33   we would hang out and talk to the guy at [TS]

00:32:35   7-eleven because he's from New York he [TS]

00:32:37   had stories we have stories right huh [TS]

00:32:39   yeah we used to get two hot two chili [TS]

00:32:42   dogs for ninety-nine cents at 7-eleven [TS]

00:32:44   and you could put as much chili like [TS]

00:32:47   pump chilly chilly out of a pump and [TS]

00:32:49   cheese out of a pump as you could fit so [TS]

00:32:52   you put the two chili dogs on one of [TS]

00:32:54   those paper trails chili sounds like a [TS]

00:32:56   german porn movie I felt this little [TS]

00:32:58   chilly [TS]

00:32:59   it wasn't an aerosmith record pump [TS]

00:33:01   chilly but but you put these two hot [TS]

00:33:03   dogs inside this this paper boat and [TS]

00:33:07   then you could fill it you could fill [TS]

00:33:08   the boat up so the chili dogs were not [TS]

00:33:11   just covered in jelly but floating in [TS]

00:33:12   chile and then put like where i got like [TS]

00:33:16   a new yorker cartoon of a desert island [TS]

00:33:17   except there's a hot dog in the middle [TS]

00:33:19   especially if there's a little amount of [TS]

00:33:21   hot dog under there and then and then [TS]

00:33:23   you can put a melted nacho cheese over [TS]

00:33:26   the whole top don't think you're [TS]

00:33:27   supposed to I think that I don't think [TS]

00:33:29   that she's ever intended to go on your [TS]

00:33:31   Island dog but I'm telling you for [TS]

00:33:33   ninety-nine cents you could you could [TS]

00:33:35   avail yourself of any of the condiments [TS]

00:33:38   and if you didn't if you didn't float [TS]

00:33:40   those hot dogs in in a in a chilly see [TS]

00:33:43   who and then cover it with nacho cheese [TS]

00:33:45   you were not exploiting early on your [TS]

00:33:48   money on the table [TS]

00:33:49   that's right that's right [TS]

00:33:51   this is your big trick you could get you [TS]

00:33:53   can basically get 6,000 calories of of [TS]

00:33:56   cheap of cheap ground something right [TS]

00:34:01   that pump chili chili is five today [TS]

00:34:04   won't you please do something about the [TS]

00:34:06   weight of my cow right i mean once upon [TS]

00:34:09   a time a cow lived in a field and a [TS]

00:34:11   grass and then there was pumped chili [TS]

00:34:14   and whatever happened between that count [TS]

00:34:17   there was booked between that cow and [TS]

00:34:19   that pump on the counter of an anchorage [TS]

00:34:22   7-eleven [TS]

00:34:23   however distance that cow had to travel [TS]

00:34:25   to become pump chilly there are a few [TS]

00:34:28   steps in there I don't want to think [TS]

00:34:30   about this kind of back this goes back [TS]

00:34:32   to your simple butcher right that's [TS]

00:34:34   right that's right the simple but the [TS]

00:34:36   butcher that wrote the new the cow [TS]

00:34:39   yeah and let my favorite sandwich [TS]

00:34:40   Morrison book then there was pumped [TS]

00:34:43   chili [TS]

00:34:43   no no I mean that of a simple butcher I [TS]

00:34:45   think that's a simple Butcher was a hell [TS]

00:34:47   of a that was a hell that I mean I'm [TS]

00:34:49   getting to know my butcher now right [TS]

00:34:51   actually but you told this is the end [TS]

00:34:53   one of our early visit you you want to [TS]

00:34:55   make sure you understood that [TS]

00:34:57   how about how this became pump chili and [TS]

00:34:59   you want to know things about the [TS]

00:35:00   relationship of the steer you wouldn't [TS]

00:35:02   know you know in detail right at a [TS]

00:35:04   certain point in in masticating mean [TS]

00:35:07   machine masticating this countdown into [TS]

00:35:10   a form where it could be pumped out with [TS]

00:35:13   a pump that there are too many [TS]

00:35:15   opportunities for wraps fallen just [TS]

00:35:18   before I felt a cow there there are [TS]

00:35:20   there are not many edible animals that [TS]

00:35:22   are more solid than when I was not a cow [TS]

00:35:24   it's a steer a steer is hard to move [TS]

00:35:26   right after our to get to get a steer to [TS]

00:35:30   the point where it could be pumped in a [TS]

00:35:31   suburb is a lot of abstraction telling [TS]

00:35:34   you I'm telling you it has to be you [TS]

00:35:36   don't do that are a couple of swipes I [TS]

00:35:38   mean that a lot of food and then shoot [TS]

00:35:40   again and then shoot again and then [TS]

00:35:42   buried in the ground for a year and then [TS]

00:35:44   reconstituted like games yeah like [TS]

00:35:48   kimchi it's basically pump chili is the [TS]

00:35:50   kimchi up [TS]

00:35:51   I don't please stop some amazing let go [TS]

00:35:58   there just to see what it looks like i [TS]

00:36:00   know you want to go there right now and [TS]

00:36:01   we're right they want to float a couple [TS]

00:36:02   hot dogs in this might be one of the [TS]

00:36:04   zipper memories but it isn't it like 10 [TS]

00:36:06   here's another question about having me [TS]

00:36:07   hot isn't like ridiculously hot I mean [TS]

00:36:09   in terms of temperature it's like a [TS]

00:36:10   hundred eighty degrees when it comes out [TS]

00:36:12   of the top when it comes out of there [TS]

00:36:13   but I mean you have to stick this down [TS]

00:36:15   their caregiver and he's heard that [TS]

00:36:18   paper you carry like a paper doily kind [TS]

00:36:20   of thing [TS]

00:36:20   well that's the UK and paper doily and [TS]

00:36:22   then you're trying to eat it while your [TS]

00:36:24   friend drives right it's the there's no [TS]

00:36:27   think about a 7-eleven there's no place [TS]

00:36:29   to sit there and eat it I can't actually [TS]

00:36:31   when I get a hot dog I get a hot like [TS]

00:36:32   they are occasionally 49 cents that big [TS]

00:36:34   the quarter pounder and I'll are half [TS]

00:36:36   powder i guess i'm not sure anyway it's [TS]

00:36:37   a very very large hot choc rounder [TS]

00:36:40   should make choices and rugby by should [TS]

00:36:43   pitch it but was wearing an extremely [TS]

00:36:46   tight sailors it huh [TS]

00:36:49   it's not being able nitrates in front of [TS]

00:36:51   the 7-eleven [TS]

00:36:52   well I showed a half-pound weiner up [TS]

00:36:56   that's the castro are you wearing a [TS]

00:36:59   really tight sailor suit and a dog [TS]

00:37:01   collar connected to a boombox it was [TS]

00:37:04   playing giorgio moroder could take it to [TS]

00:37:06   connect typically oh my god Jon now with [TS]

00:37:09   this in Alaska [TS]

00:37:10   oh yeah i mean not that my willingness [TS]

00:37:13   to eat things that are that were pumped [TS]

00:37:16   to me really dropped off after i left [TS]

00:37:20   Alaska like I knew somebody that worked [TS]

00:37:21   at an Arby's that said if you take the [TS]

00:37:24   roast beef you take the big roast beef [TS]

00:37:25   out of the freezer at an Arby's yeah [TS]

00:37:28   like plastic in case roast beef that [TS]

00:37:30   they that they micro slice and then fry [TS]

00:37:33   on a little hot fryer thing he said if [TS]

00:37:36   you take that if you take that roast [TS]

00:37:37   beef out of the freezer and leave it on [TS]

00:37:39   the counter to thaw overnight in the [TS]

00:37:41   morning it's just a bag of liquid it's [TS]

00:37:44   just a bag of life I've heard I've heard [TS]

00:37:46   effort that quote unquote roasted [TS]

00:37:47   equally of our be seen by the way arbys [TS]

00:37:49   is an acronym [TS]

00:37:50   did you know that I think a background [TS]

00:37:52   in pakistan for America's this country's [TS]

00:37:54   best yogurt [TS]

00:37:55   yes America's roast beef yes sir yes oh [TS]

00:37:57   yes I think that's a backronym I had my [TS]

00:38:01   girlfriend and uh [TS]

00:38:03   we talk about when we talk about member [TS]

00:38:05   last time my friend of mine who wasn't [TS]

00:38:07   out of the closet yet who screeched [TS]

00:38:09   about it being a country western [TS]

00:38:09   Albemarle that we talked about yeah we [TS]

00:38:11   did talk about that might've been [TS]

00:38:12   offline but but he was the manager like [TS]

00:38:15   an assistant manager there and my [TS]

00:38:16   girlfriend work there and there's no [TS]

00:38:18   there's like three stinks that food [TS]

00:38:20   stinks like there's the food stink of [TS]

00:38:22   like seafood seafood based italian [TS]

00:38:24   restaurant there's the dumpster at a KFC [TS]

00:38:26   and then there's anybody who's ever [TS]

00:38:28   worked in an arby's and there's the [TS]

00:38:31   smell of that arbys i have been told [TS]

00:38:33   that quote unquote roast beef is not [TS]

00:38:36   even like steak on quality it's it's [TS]

00:38:38   like compressed awful and variety meats [TS]

00:38:41   a lot more truffle would awful you [TS]

00:38:44   pronounce it differently awful i say [TS]

00:38:45   okay I'm gonna say offal and variety [TS]

00:38:47   meats that's what I heard and it's like [TS]

00:38:49   an Australian the Australian to give to [TS]

00:38:52   get from a cow in a field you like [TS]

00:38:54   eating Daniel I'm part you would have to [TS]

00:38:57   go through a pump and I'm thinking that [TS]

00:38:59   the pump me they use at arbys is like [TS]

00:39:01   some kind of pool pump like the same [TS]

00:39:03   pump that you would use to like draining [TS]

00:39:04   swimming pool [TS]

00:39:05   it's like remove frogs and leaves yeah [TS]

00:39:07   you just have to I mean you have to get [TS]

00:39:09   you have to get the cow into the hopper [TS]

00:39:11   first of all ya got the call through the [TS]

00:39:13   aperture into the hopper and then it's [TS]

00:39:15   got to go through 34 first time here [TS]

00:39:17   stealing your little kid his stories [TS]

00:39:19   about hot dogs have fingers and I'm like [TS]

00:39:20   they don't stop the line like when [TS]

00:39:22   somebody's nose goes in or whatever and [TS]

00:39:24   you know whether or not that's true [TS]

00:39:26   there's certainly a lot going on with [TS]

00:39:28   the processing of food at every level [TS]

00:39:30   that is just horrifying but what freaks [TS]

00:39:32   me out is the number number of people [TS]

00:39:34   between that count the pump and the [TS]

00:39:36   number of parts of that process like [TS]

00:39:38   it'd be one thing if there were away [TS]

00:39:39   like some kind of a chuck jones like [TS]

00:39:42   wile e coyote machine we have a final at [TS]

00:39:44   the top and a 7-eleven chili pump at the [TS]

00:39:46   bottom and somebody drops in a steer and [TS]

00:39:48   a little bit of a you know cayenne [TS]

00:39:51   cinnamon in my case [TS]

00:39:53   yeah and then some tail gets in there [TS]

00:39:55   Jackson eyelashes in there but it's gone [TS]

00:39:57   because you saw it all happen it's [TS]

00:39:59   chilly like you know your standards [TS]

00:40:01   should not be super high with chili to [TS]

00:40:03   begin with and if you're getting out of [TS]

00:40:05   a pump but there are too many people who [TS]

00:40:07   have too many people in the process of [TS]

00:40:09   the production who have lost the [TS]

00:40:11   relationship between what they're doing [TS]

00:40:13   and the fact that at a certain point [TS]

00:40:15   somebody's going to eat it [TS]

00:40:16   I see this even happening when I'm [TS]

00:40:18   making a salad at my house stuff falls [TS]

00:40:20   on the floor and the distance between [TS]

00:40:22   the counter where I'm making it and the [TS]

00:40:24   table where I'm going to serve it to [TS]

00:40:25   other people is far enough which is [TS]

00:40:27   six-and-a-half feet that I go back [TS]

00:40:29   that's fine i mean there's a little dirt [TS]

00:40:31   on it whatever it's my dirt came off of [TS]

00:40:33   me so it's my dander whatever not that I [TS]

00:40:37   don't want to discourage you from eating [TS]

00:40:38   at my house because this this is just [TS]

00:40:40   part of the process we all good we all [TS]

00:40:42   do this a certain amount of certain [TS]

00:40:44   amount of dander makes it into all food [TS]

00:40:46   but the more people between the couch [TS]

00:40:50   eating dandelions and the pump chili the [TS]

00:40:52   more dander the more differences a lot [TS]

00:40:55   of a lot of unnecessary extraneous [TS]

00:40:57   stander yeah and this is why I although [TS]

00:41:00   instinctively I hate people who are [TS]

00:41:03   precious about their food particularly [TS]

00:41:05   urban urban people who want to talk [TS]

00:41:08   about where their food touch about that [TS]

00:41:11   a local force [TS]

00:41:12   oh my god I'm so I i want to get into a [TS]

00:41:15   fistfight with every local or I meet and [TS]

00:41:17   that makes me a real pic northwestern [TS]

00:41:19   get happens Portland yes I'm wherein [TS]

00:41:21   said you sent me that the fistfight [TS]

00:41:23   between the two local bore ya chefs wear [TS]

00:41:25   one guy was like that pig wasn't from [TS]

00:41:27   Portland it was from a different area [TS]

00:41:29   code that had to be hospitalized [TS]

00:41:31   yeah i'm getting her leg yeah but even [TS]

00:41:34   in spite of that it's that but the [TS]

00:41:37   question of the question of of because I [TS]

00:41:39   think dander in food is a kind of a it [TS]

00:41:43   follows an exponential process though [TS]

00:41:46   with the second guy is like the way you [TS]

00:41:48   put down put down some mail on the [TS]

00:41:49   counter and then you put a magazine on [TS]

00:41:51   top of that pretty soon the covers the [TS]

00:41:52   counters completely covered you're [TS]

00:41:53   saying gander [TS]

00:41:54   it's an attractive kind of dander exact [TS]

00:41:56   well it like the second guys dander [TS]

00:41:58   doesn't double the first guy standard [TS]

00:42:00   geometric it's at its at times ten [TS]

00:42:03   better lot of second guys hander is a is [TS]

00:42:06   a you-know-what exponential amount it [TS]

00:42:09   exponentially increases the amount of [TS]

00:42:10   dander until until probably that pump [TS]

00:42:13   chili [TS]

00:42:13   it'sit's including it's just dander and [TS]

00:42:16   cayenne pepper [TS]

00:42:17   how many ppl dander is the binding a [TS]

00:42:19   talent agent how many not how about this [TS]

00:42:22   instead of people in your reckoning [TS]

00:42:24   as somebody who has enjoyed a lot of [TS]

00:42:25   pomp chili if you were to go from a [TS]

00:42:27   steering field to 7-eleven with it where [TS]

00:42:30   you're abusing the pump chili how many [TS]

00:42:32   let's just say entities do you think [TS]

00:42:34   you're between I mean you can say people [TS]

00:42:36   that actually influence the food one [TS]

00:42:38   because they didn't you got that you got [TS]

00:42:40   the whoever whoever owns you got the [TS]

00:42:42   people who are like putting down the [TS]

00:42:43   dandelion seed you've got the you got [TS]

00:42:45   whoever shoved it into the sluice right [TS]

00:42:48   at least I hope you got your guy that [TS]

00:42:50   sits there they're really there are very [TS]

00:42:52   solid right now so and you got you got [TS]

00:42:55   to assume knowing what I know about [TS]

00:42:56   people and I get into arguments with [TS]

00:42:58   people all the time because there [TS]

00:42:59   although I although on one level I am a [TS]

00:43:03   Lockean thinker in the sense that i [TS]

00:43:05   believe that man is basically good i [TS]

00:43:08   could they be the degree to which they [TS]

00:43:10   get more in the sense of that your [TS]

00:43:11   philosophy involves looking things up on [TS]

00:43:12   Wikipedia and half understanding it up [TS]

00:43:15   there's that too i guess that makes me a [TS]

00:43:16   Hobbesian Thomas lock didn't have [TS]

00:43:19   Wikipedia jockey was just john locke for [TS]

00:43:21   what it's worth but that's the Thomas [TS]

00:43:22   lock I'm talk about his younger brother [TS]

00:43:23   Tom sorry I think about that later john [TS]

00:43:25   hobbes no no John John John Hobbes was [TS]

00:43:28   the character in the comic strip [TS]

00:43:30   I think if they could have lost so [TS]

00:43:31   here's the problem with hot here's the [TS]

00:43:33   problem is that I ultimately I am [TS]

00:43:34   Hobbesian in the sense that i know that [TS]

00:43:37   people have sex with dead things you [TS]

00:43:41   know I know that this is true I've seen [TS]

00:43:44   enough programs where the where was [TS]

00:43:48   about somebody you mean that is messed [TS]

00:43:50   up more often having sex with a dead [TS]

00:43:51   thing you mean that as a metaphor you [TS]

00:43:53   mean literally it's literally people [TS]

00:43:55   have sex with dead things [TS]

00:43:56   it's a thing that bad people do people [TS]

00:43:59   i'm sure i'm sure there are people on [TS]

00:44:01   the internet right now who are thinking [TS]

00:44:03   about it [TS]

00:44:03   Germans Germans have sex with that not [TS]

00:44:06   all those guys are class minor or money [TS]

00:44:08   and jobs a lot of the problem the the [TS]

00:44:09   Pacific Northwest was home to a lot of [TS]

00:44:11   serial killers we have the Bundy Green [TS]

00:44:14   River River Killer and these guys every [TS]

00:44:17   one of them they would sneak off and [TS]

00:44:18   have sex with these people after they [TS]

00:44:19   were dead and so I have to think that [TS]

00:44:22   somewhere in between that cow eating [TS]

00:44:23   dandelions and chili somebody's having [TS]

00:44:26   sex with the dead cow [TS]

00:44:27   in some part of the dead cow and even at [TS]

00:44:30   every point in that a business called a [TS]

00:44:32   value chain in every part of the value [TS]

00:44:34   chain for crs l am not sure which is but [TS]

00:44:37   every point instantly like this museum [TS]

00:44:39   is liberation they like the brown unlock [TS]

00:44:41   the counter clause in college [TS]

00:44:42   grandfather for money so funny [TS]

00:44:45   the best you know that was pretty damn [TS]

00:44:47   gruesome did you did you know that I [TS]

00:44:49   live down the street from the the bank's [TS]

00:44:52   you robbed now we're at the time now be [TS]

00:44:55   found at the top now now she's it was [TS]

00:44:57   just as a bank go to there was a video [TS]

00:44:58   store nuts now it's just a place that [TS]

00:45:00   used to be a video store mr. up and take [TS]

00:45:03   me inside to see that the players and [TS]

00:45:07   here's videos and she robbed then it was [TS]

00:45:09   a hollywood video and so my point is you [TS]

00:45:15   never taken me better [TS]

00:45:16   um you know like in a closet your big [TS]

00:45:19   night [TS]

00:45:20   oh I have the bank the bank that doesn't [TS]

00:45:22   make delivery and i'm only raw video [TS]

00:45:24   it's like next to like a fun place now I [TS]

00:45:26   don't care what is now but he could have [TS]

00:45:28   stood out there looked at it and talk [TS]

00:45:30   about i photographed yes I photographed [TS]

00:45:32   it so here's the thing i do not i do not [TS]

00:45:35   want to make this classes i do not want [TS]

00:45:36   to make this steerer store pump assist [TS]

00:45:38   but in my reckoning of this and I've [TS]

00:45:41   been listening reckoning a lot so i keep [TS]

00:45:42   using that word [TS]

00:45:43   yeah I want to talk about I want to talk [TS]

00:45:44   about the a day 7 64 because i think i [TS]

00:45:46   mislike synchronicity of the word uh [TS]

00:45:48   when I want to when I was in fifth grade [TS]

00:45:50   my reading never asked synchronicity [TS]

00:45:52   this is before the police song [TS]

00:45:54   yeah so is being good employees though [TS]

00:45:56   please being good at all k before [TS]

00:45:58   synchronicity sorry and I remember my to [TS]

00:46:00   reading books in fifth and sixth grade [TS]

00:46:02   where synchronicity and diversity and [TS]

00:46:04   both of those words were alien to us in [TS]

00:46:07   grade school right the first time you [TS]

00:46:09   they handed you the book and they're [TS]

00:46:10   like here's your new reading books [TS]

00:46:11   synchronicity a none of us knew what i [TS]

00:46:14   meant and it seemed like it was a very [TS]

00:46:16   advanced book like wow synchronicity [TS]

00:46:18   this is going to cover some advanced [TS]

00:46:20   topics like when we asked what [TS]

00:46:22   synchronicity meant the adults struggled [TS]

00:46:25   to explain [TS]

00:46:26   and that was the beginning of when [TS]

00:46:29   school started to talk about things that [TS]

00:46:31   weren't just like cat and dog and was [TS]

00:46:33   such as a reading books social studies [TS]

00:46:36   what was it a reading book like it okay [TS]

00:46:38   like like the I think this was you [TS]

00:46:40   remember when you're in fifth grade and [TS]

00:46:41   you're always had and it was single name [TS]

00:46:44   was like a plural noun always right but [TS]

00:46:46   but you were but if you were reading [TS]

00:46:48   above the level of other fifth graders [TS]

00:46:50   they would give you these books that [TS]

00:46:52   were like this is at the seventh grade [TS]

00:46:53   reading writing is unlikely and round [TS]

00:46:56   like the yellow and the green srs yeah [TS]

00:46:58   and so you're like diversity is that the [TS]

00:47:00   ninth grade reading level really eighth [TS]

00:47:02   grade reading level I don't even know [TS]

00:47:04   what that means [TS]

00:47:05   ninth graders reading reading on the 9th [TS]

00:47:06   grade level meeting a ninth-grade level [TS]

00:47:08   sounds efficient no matter what that's [TS]

00:47:11   about that sounds bad if you're in fifth [TS]

00:47:13   grade and you're reading a ninth-grade [TS]

00:47:14   level that's not bad but right now is [TS]

00:47:16   somebody said I think Marlon man reads [TS]

00:47:18   that about a ninth-grade level right [TS]

00:47:20   announce our be problematic [TS]

00:47:22   we had a in Florida you know you have to [TS]

00:47:25   take a civics class and our book was [TS]

00:47:26   called uppity what um orange flag know [TS]

00:47:30   what to pump chili the point is that [TS]

00:47:32   there's a lot in the value chain in the [TS]

00:47:33   SLA and the CRM and ERP of the the [TS]

00:47:36   getting to the pump [TS]

00:47:38   I'm just saying there's a lot of people [TS]

00:47:39   there's a lot of dander and at some [TS]

00:47:40   point along the way I tried to clear [TS]

00:47:41   John I don't wanna be classist ears but [TS]

00:47:43   I think at some point along the way [TS]

00:47:44   there will be at least one person in [TS]

00:47:46   there was probably having sex with the [TS]

00:47:50   deadpan not averse it's goes through [TS]

00:47:53   their mind [TS]

00:47:53   I'm just saying in the same way that you [TS]

00:47:55   would go like you know what I could [TS]

00:47:56   totally get some of the Tom's chips out [TS]

00:47:57   of that machine more you would go like [TS]

00:48:00   you know I bet I bet when she leaves i [TS]

00:48:02   could get her panties out of the dryer [TS]

00:48:03   you could say that's deer is not moving [TS]

00:48:06   right right i got a break in 10 minutes [TS]

00:48:09   right [TS]

00:48:10   and although i'm not gay no it is about [TS]

00:48:14   it's an opportunity it's a crime of [TS]

00:48:15   opportunity if it's dead does that still [TS]

00:48:18   count if you have sex with a dead thing [TS]

00:48:21   of your same-gender yeah I'd say here [TS]

00:48:24   thank you still get ya ok so that is a [TS]

00:48:26   steer is that correct a steer versus a [TS]

00:48:27   cow they're all these years are boys [TS]

00:48:30   ok here's are castrated boys I guess [TS]

00:48:33   it's castrated then I don't know that's [TS]

00:48:35   this is ambiguous now so you got it but [TS]

00:48:37   as at [TS]

00:48:38   chicken is a class of bird a rooster is [TS]

00:48:40   a potent mail like a stallion and then [TS]

00:48:42   at the chicken always a lady think the [TS]

00:48:45   chickens always a lady [TS]

00:48:46   okay i think it's a it's a cape on right [TS]

00:48:50   if it's a classroom is a pointer pull a [TS]

00:48:52   pullet maybe this is an elongated [TS]

00:48:55   chicken pull it is a long chicken right [TS]

00:48:57   it's very confusing all these magicians [TS]

00:49:00   that that's one of the that's one of the [TS]

00:49:02   things that they're starting to really [TS]

00:49:03   the answer restaurant down I think long [TS]

00:49:06   chicken a lot of chickens but the thing [TS]

00:49:07   is this is why i always wipe the wipe up [TS]

00:49:10   a can of pop before I open it [TS]

00:49:11   oh yeah well I always wipe it on my [TS]

00:49:13   shirttail because of the story and I [TS]

00:49:16   don't remember when this was put planted [TS]

00:49:17   in my brain by what sadistic adult but [TS]

00:49:20   some adults that oh yeah you know those [TS]

00:49:21   truck drivers they go back in their [TS]

00:49:24   trucks and he all over the all over the [TS]

00:49:27   pop cans and at the time [TS]

00:49:29   that's a letter is a long drive to [TS]

00:49:31   Alaska well it is but here's the thing [TS]

00:49:34   when you're a kid you're like oh like [TS]

00:49:36   that makes perfect sense of course these [TS]

00:49:38   guys would go back and pee on the pop [TS]

00:49:39   cans but speaking as someone who has [TS]

00:49:41   driven many many long miles i can open [TS]

00:49:44   that door is gonna go back there and [TS]

00:49:46   climb up in the thing at p going to be [TS]

00:49:48   on the roads are you stop so I said [TS]

00:49:50   you're exactly right you're gonna [TS]

00:49:51   there's so many opportunities to pee and [TS]

00:49:54   so and there's so much work involved in [TS]

00:49:56   getting opening the doors and getting [TS]

00:49:58   back up into that truck right i mean [TS]

00:50:00   there's no chance that a guy would go [TS]

00:50:02   back there just to pee [TS]

00:50:04   he might however go back there to pee if [TS]

00:50:07   he's actually trying to get his pee and [TS]

00:50:09   a lot of people's map or fucking steer [TS]

00:50:11   know this overtime a popular time I guys [TS]

00:50:14   delivering pop now there's no there's [TS]

00:50:16   not gonna be any still think the gang [TS]

00:50:18   loads know like you know when they move [TS]

00:50:20   when you get a moving van a lot of times [TS]

00:50:22   you gotta wait a while because it can [TS]

00:50:23   charge you less than getting load 1 i'm [TS]

00:50:26   wondering when a truck pulls up outside [TS]

00:50:27   of an arby's I bet you it has both it [TS]

00:50:31   has both furniture Papa that the bags of [TS]

00:50:34   liquid beef and the the syrup for the [TS]

00:50:38   different kinds of pop outside 111 like [TS]

00:50:41   resourceful like like pee fetish truck [TS]

00:50:44   driver [TS]

00:50:45   could get his pee on probably the salad [TS]

00:50:48   greens like the whole thing he could [TS]

00:50:49   stand back there and really just [TS]

00:50:51   recently he can hit the potato cakes he [TS]

00:50:53   can hit the turnovers for he saw you can [TS]

00:50:56   hit that horsey sauce is probably [TS]

00:50:57   fifteen percent body fat whore hate this [TS]

00:51:00   night looks like the other thing that [TS]

00:51:01   comes out of that hole horsey sauce is [TS]

00:51:03   so freaky looking [TS]

00:51:04   horsey sauce really you called i can't [TS]

00:51:07   even call it horsey sauce because I I [TS]

00:51:08   just think of a sarah jessica parker I i [TS]

00:51:13   think i think of it as sounding like [TS]

00:51:14   something that you used to inseminate a [TS]

00:51:16   lady horse it's a full of holes of my [TS]

00:51:18   horse right always a baby horse official [TS]

00:51:20   we're going to anyone hey Herrmann you [TS]

00:51:23   have come in could you I taking taking [TS]

00:51:26   that horses always taking get everything [TS]

00:51:28   with that term unless could take and get [TS]

00:51:29   10 get that over Justin you didn't have [TS]

00:51:31   taken you know there's another phrase I [TS]

00:51:33   heard last night for the first time I [TS]

00:51:35   wear to two people are throwing the ball [TS]

00:51:38   back and forth what are they doing [TS]

00:51:39   I toss the ball around well what's [TS]

00:51:42   another phrase 40 like out playing catch [TS]

00:51:46   well thank you so the phrase is playing [TS]

00:51:49   catch what are you doing you're playing [TS]

00:51:50   catch throwing the ball back and forth [TS]

00:51:51   but I'm here in New York with this group [TS]

00:51:53   of new yorkers were watching TV and [TS]

00:51:54   they're the people on TV are throwing [TS]

00:51:56   the ball back and forth and and somebody [TS]

00:51:59   in the rooms oh they're having a catch [TS]

00:52:00   that sounds English sometimes very [TS]

00:52:02   affected so what having it is called [TS]

00:52:05   Colin it's colin Meloy by his carriage [TS]

00:52:07   and is Barry Smith to the to the arena [TS]

00:52:11   to see the baseball play I think he [TS]

00:52:13   would call that having to catch ya well [TS]

00:52:15   in any case as I'm sitting there [TS]

00:52:17   berating this room for people because [TS]

00:52:18   everybody in the room agreed that that's [TS]

00:52:20   what they were doing having a catch [TS]

00:52:21   because they're all from Connecticut and [TS]

00:52:23   whatever I was like having a catch [TS]

00:52:27   who are you people what are you talking [TS]

00:52:28   about and then the character on TV says [TS]

00:52:30   we're having a catch and it and I felt [TS]

00:52:33   like I was an alternate an alternate [TS]

00:52:35   universe like the whole time I was like [TS]

00:52:37   The Truman Show like they've been poor [TS]

00:52:39   I've been being toyed with my whole life [TS]

00:52:41   and everybody else is actually speaking [TS]

00:52:44   completely differently [TS]

00:52:45   this is this is this is not funny but [TS]

00:52:47   you call it pop online you know about [TS]

00:52:49   the whole soda coke pop you know back [TS]

00:52:52   sack poke you know those kinds of black [TS]

00:52:55   folk [TS]

00:52:56   we we drink pop right and we have bags [TS]

00:53:00   you think this regional and like for [TS]

00:53:01   example like where you are right now [TS]

00:53:02   you'll say standing on line which is [TS]

00:53:04   something you hear almost almost nowhere [TS]

00:53:06   when you think he thinks you're fucking [TS]

00:53:09   has any regional flavors to it [TS]

00:53:12   I'm exterior fucking probably emanated [TS]

00:53:15   out from a central steer fucking place [TS]

00:53:17   like you mean it was like I was like [TS]

00:53:20   like the calculus you think maybe he had [TS]

00:53:22   an inventor independently different [TS]

00:53:24   place so i think it was independently [TS]

00:53:25   invented many many times but i think [TS]

00:53:27   that the terms to your fucking you have [TS]

00:53:30   to have fucking already right and steers [TS]

00:53:33   i think that you know that trail from [TS]

00:53:35   from Texas to Montana where they ran [TS]

00:53:38   they ran the cows right up and down that [TS]

00:53:42   is right your truck that ran their trail [TS]

00:53:44   of chili pump tears looking for lawyers [TS]

00:53:46   you can't steer piercing through the [TS]

00:53:49   years yeah you could call it our BRB [TS]

00:53:50   penetration you canada your piercing I [TS]

00:53:54   don't know kinda like that that's that's [TS]

00:53:57   way more castro the sheriff fucking dead [TS]

00:53:59   be yeah well let's see i mean not [TS]

00:54:03   metaphorically [TS]

00:54:04   I don't think I don't think I've had to [TS]

00:54:05   do some things that were spiritually [TS]

00:54:07   dead [TS]

00:54:07   what about Jake Hoover do you think he's [TS]

00:54:09   gonna fuck the JFK think there's any [TS]

00:54:10   truth to that [TS]

00:54:11   that's a terrible thing to say you know [TS]

00:54:13   the story right on you know this [TS]

00:54:15   conspiracy theory though right [TS]

00:54:16   the exit one thing no but I can't do [TS]

00:54:19   that without you know I've been going [TS]

00:54:20   through as a indicated to you be going [TS]

00:54:23   through extraterrestrial encounter phase [TS]

00:54:26   as you do is what this is it's actually [TS]

00:54:28   topic for you and so well no I don't [TS]

00:54:31   believe in the I don't believe in the [TS]

00:54:32   program but I do but but where where my [TS]

00:54:35   interesting conspiracy theories lives is [TS]

00:54:38   all the way is purely in the giant [TS]

00:54:41   government cover-up about the [TS]

00:54:43   extra-terrestrial secret Overlord [TS]

00:54:46   government not really interested in this [TS]

00:54:49   conspiracy theories about the about the [TS]

00:54:51   the Kennedy assassination [TS]

00:54:54   but you know that could switch I six [TS]

00:54:57   months from now I could be all about the [TS]

00:54:58   Kennedy government is capable of the [TS]

00:55:00   conspiracy at this point no I don't [TS]

00:55:02   think it ever was i don't think there's [TS]

00:55:03   anyone smart enough [TS]

00:55:05   here's here's here's the the basis for [TS]

00:55:07   work or can keep a secret well enough [TS]

00:55:10   well it isn't it you get two people [TS]

00:55:12   can't keep a secret right only one [TS]

00:55:13   person can keep a secret [TS]

00:55:14   really but but when you're when you're [TS]

00:55:18   out walking around in the course of a [TS]

00:55:20   day of course of a day of interacting [TS]

00:55:22   with other people do you ever meet [TS]

00:55:23   anybody that you think how often do you [TS]

00:55:25   meet somebody where you're like that [TS]

00:55:26   person is smarter than me Mike often [TS]

00:55:28   does that happen that person is smarter [TS]

00:55:30   than me huh [TS]

00:55:31   honestly yeah I don't know not very [TS]

00:55:34   often [TS]

00:55:35   I'm guessing you mean very like like as [TS]

00:55:37   in one or or is in my head I'm just [TS]

00:55:39   having an exchange with somebody and [TS]

00:55:41   encounter you can tell somebody smarter [TS]

00:55:42   than you right [TS]

00:55:43   how often does it happen I mean haha i [TS]

00:55:47   feel arrogant I feel like no don't feel [TS]

00:55:49   like it's all right nobody's judging you [TS]

00:55:51   it doesn't happen i'm not a lot a lot [TS]

00:55:53   not like I feel like like that person [TS]

00:55:55   has better social skills are shoes than [TS]

00:55:57   me like i feel that a lot [TS]

00:55:58   that's right now how easily how easy do [TS]

00:56:01   you find it to keep a secret a real like [TS]

00:56:06   juicy one that I juicy secret that you [TS]

00:56:10   secretly feel other people should know [TS]

00:56:13   mm Oh something like an important secret [TS]

00:56:16   right i'm not talking about like oh I [TS]

00:56:17   have to keep a secret for I you know I [TS]

00:56:19   one of my good friends is sleeping with [TS]

00:56:21   somebody on the side and I don't really [TS]

00:56:23   like his wife so I'm not going to tell [TS]

00:56:25   her because I don't care about her right [TS]

00:56:27   I don't feel very good about my friend [TS]

00:56:29   doing this but I don't have a dog in the [TS]

00:56:31   race of telling the wife last night only [TS]

00:56:33   when I talk about the kind of see where [TS]

00:56:35   it's like oh shit there's like arbys [TS]

00:56:38   beef is seventy-five percent bandar and [TS]

00:56:41   right now helping now the chili gets [TS]

00:56:43   pumped and like yeah and I don't care [TS]

00:56:44   about the people at arbys I'm not trying [TS]

00:56:46   to protect them [TS]

00:56:47   people should know about this but right [TS]

00:56:49   set but but whoever the last guy in the [TS]

00:56:51   dander chain asked me not to tell and so [TS]

00:56:54   technically it's a secret [TS]

00:56:56   well like I should just let you make [TS]

00:56:58   your point but but but if it was that [TS]

00:56:59   kind of thing i think i would probably [TS]

00:57:01   feel like I probably had to tell people [TS]

00:57:03   i know that's right answer but i would [TS]

00:57:04   feel it will be hard for me like you and [TS]

00:57:06   I were hanging [TS]

00:57:07   out and like I saw you about to make [TS]

00:57:09   making chili island with pump I I'm i [TS]

00:57:11   would probably say you know what its [TS]

00:57:13   electron try the notches that's a lot of [TS]

00:57:16   dander in that well here's the thing now [TS]

00:57:18   that and my exposure to the corridors of [TS]

00:57:20   power is perhaps a little bit more [TS]

00:57:22   intimate than your average price is [TS]

00:57:24   about being arrested [TS]

00:57:25   well no it's not that it's that my [TS]

00:57:27   father was a politician and so I i I'm i [TS]

00:57:32   have known the US senators i have known [TS]

00:57:35   more than more than two US senators and [TS]

00:57:40   that then they have known me you know [TS]

00:57:41   like i know these people as you know [TS]

00:57:44   someone not like oh that's my u.s. [TS]

00:57:47   senator and we met one time but these [TS]

00:57:49   are people that my though we know that [TS]

00:57:51   our family right for the people that we [TS]

00:57:53   know and those US senators who some of [TS]

00:57:57   one of whom in particular was a very [TS]

00:57:59   powerful u.s. senator with a lot who [TS]

00:58:02   wield a lot of influence these people [TS]

00:58:05   are not any different than you or I they [TS]

00:58:07   are not any more capable of keeping [TS]

00:58:09   juicy secrets they are not anymore [TS]

00:58:13   certainly not any smarter and and so it [TS]

00:58:19   raises the question like it [TS]

00:58:21   yes they are charged by their duty to [TS]

00:58:24   keep more secrets than you or I in the [TS]

00:58:27   typical week but really there's no [TS]

00:58:30   there's no way that they that all the [TS]

00:58:33   conspiracies in the world like I I'm [TS]

00:58:37   afraid from from firsthand experience i [TS]

00:58:39   can say no there's no no no one that no [TS]

00:58:44   one in the quarters of power is any more [TS]

00:58:46   capable of keeping things hidden than [TS]

00:58:50   you or I right so I just I feel like you [TS]

00:58:53   think they would even tell the senator [TS]

00:58:54   sell well again one of the one of these [TS]

00:58:58   senators that I that I knew well who was [TS]

00:59:02   a was chairman of the committee that [TS]

00:59:07   mines this business like the black I [TS]

00:59:12   don't think I was John but you know [TS]

00:59:14   there's a way to look up everyone that's [TS]

00:59:15   been a senator and everything in it and [TS]

00:59:17   tell us what do [TS]

00:59:20   I'm just saying like it i sat down with [TS]

00:59:22   microsoft excel i am guessing based on [TS]

00:59:25   what you've said very slowly i could get [TS]

00:59:28   down to 45 people let me get this man [TS]

00:59:30   it's a man isn't it it is a man ought [TS]

00:59:32   i'll just you know I'm just gonna come [TS]

00:59:34   right out of Daniel in a way senator [TS]

00:59:36   Kendall who was chairman of the Armed [TS]

00:59:39   Services Committee you've met him he [TS]

00:59:41   knew your name Ted Stevens new york [TS]

00:59:43   senator ted stevens was my uncle Jack's [TS]

00:59:45   law partner in the sixties before she a [TS]

00:59:50   before he was appointed to the Senate [TS]

00:59:52   and he was my heat so of the Alaska [TS]

00:59:55   senator-elect elected to the Senate but [TS]

00:59:58   no the lab they are senator dot [TS]

00:59:58   no the lab they are senator dot [TS]

01:00:00   I didn't plane crash what happens [TS]

01:00:01   sometimes happen i'm sorry this is in [TS]

01:00:04   the sixties things and ted stevens was [TS]

01:00:07   appointed to the to the seat to fill out [TS]

01:00:09   the remainder of his term and then was [TS]

01:00:11   elected in the next election and then [TS]

01:00:13   elected every year every election sense [TS]

01:00:15   because your home he brought home the [TS]

01:00:16   bacon right it really did I went to I [TS]

01:00:19   went to a party and now this is terrible [TS]

01:00:21   time gossiping but I went to a party so [TS]

01:00:24   don't hate about John Roderick he's [TS]

01:00:25   always gossiping about dead senators i [TS]

01:00:28   went to his t40 they write a sentence is [TS]

01:00:31   dead right he did he died in a plane [TS]

01:00:33   crash which is how Alaskan senators how [TS]

01:00:36   they want to go you know it's like [TS]

01:00:38   saying a Viking on fire right just a [TS]

01:00:39   little better way for him to to go out [TS]

01:00:41   then I'm crashing this plane into a [TS]

01:00:43   mountain or not his point but he was in [TS]

01:00:44   a plane a small plane anyway I went to [TS]

01:00:47   the party [TS]

01:00:48   sighs the mountain has been paid for [TS]

01:00:49   with taxpayers dollars but I went to the [TS]

01:00:53   tune is 40 years in the Senate party and [TS]

01:00:55   I'm i'm sitting at a table with my dad [TS]

01:00:57   and and the could there's no curtain but [TS]

01:01:02   you know there's a stage and out on the [TS]

01:01:05   stage come for different four-star [TS]

01:01:10   generals jaja an Air Force general [TS]

01:01:13   Marine Corps general an army general and [TS]

01:01:16   a navy admiral and they all have four [TS]

01:01:17   stars and they walk up to the stage and [TS]

01:01:22   the band starts down and now down down [TS]

01:01:27   and not and these four generals put [TS]

01:01:30   their arms around each other and start [TS]

01:01:32   doing a candy and singing the this is [TS]

01:01:38   song baby enough work they are in full [TS]

01:01:41   dress fucking gold you know you there [TS]

01:01:46   you are blinded by the light coming off [TS]

01:01:47   of their medals and they are doing a [TS]

01:01:49   can-can and singing a body song about [TS]

01:01:54   ted stevens and how they will get down [TS]

01:01:56   on their knees and do whatever he asks [TS]

01:01:59   because he controls the purse strings [TS]

01:02:00   this for for the for the Armed Forces [TS]

01:02:04   long you had you know how much you have [TS]

01:02:06   to do to become a four-star general [TS]

01:02:07   don't you go I do [TS]

01:02:09   yeah but that's like 40 40 years in the [TS]

01:02:11   Army or something and I'm looking around [TS]

01:02:13   this room and every other person in the [TS]

01:02:15   room at this party in Anchorage they're [TS]

01:02:18   all shit-faced drunk and they're also [TS]

01:02:20   either like at the sea level at an oil [TS]

01:02:24   company or part of the [TS]

01:02:27   military-industrial complex or somebody [TS]

01:02:30   who's you know who's wearing like a [TS]

01:02:32   hundred and eighty thousand dollars [TS]

01:02:34   worth of raw gold you know like this [TS]

01:02:37   this party [TS]

01:02:38   I mean these people are literally [TS]

01:02:40   cannibals right i mean that the the [TS]

01:02:42   appetizer course that this party was [TS]

01:02:44   like they would saw off the top of [TS]

01:02:46   somebody's head and everyone take a [TS]

01:02:48   spoonful of their brains like this was [TS]

01:02:50   this was this is right at the center of [TS]

01:02:53   of the real real the regional monsters [TS]

01:02:58   and I'm there because this is in certain [TS]

01:03:01   whether these are my people and I i I'm [TS]

01:03:02   I'm 19 years old or something like that [TS]

01:03:04   and most of these guys are not wearing [TS]

01:03:06   ties they're wearing below times during [TS]

01:03:10   bolo ties that are made out of actually [TS]

01:03:12   tied it says fuck you [TS]

01:03:13   that is the fuck you time that is the [TS]

01:03:15   oil company if you see a guy working for [TS]

01:03:17   an oil company or or sitting in in any [TS]

01:03:20   kind of government hope like corridor of [TS]

01:03:22   power and he's wearing a polo time but [TS]

01:03:24   goin SiC you know that's the only made [TS]

01:03:27   out of old easy that was it's their [TS]

01:03:30   watches you look at their watches and [TS]

01:03:31   you realize like oh shit that's a [TS]

01:03:33   two-hundred-thousand-dollar watchband [TS]

01:03:35   it's solid gold sees got the terrifying [TS]

01:03:38   and it's terrifying to being around not [TS]

01:03:39   scalable lot of rock and laughing oh [TS]

01:03:42   they're laughing and the and the humor [TS]

01:03:44   is the kind of humor of like yeah [TS]

01:03:47   suck it suck it you know like everybody [TS]

01:03:50   in there knows who's in charge that is [TS]

01:03:53   what we set a pregnant mother on fire [TS]

01:03:55   these generals are making light of the [TS]

01:03:58   fact that they have to that they have to [TS]

01:04:00   basically suck off this US senator to [TS]

01:04:02   get their new submarine their new like [TS]

01:04:05   80 billion dollar submarine platform and [TS]

01:04:07   they're making a joke out of it because [TS]

01:04:09   they because at this party [TS]

01:04:10   the only people that are invited our [TS]

01:04:12   people that that are there right there [TS]

01:04:16   is no Outsiders they don't see me i'm a [TS]

01:04:18   kid right I'm there with my dad and so [TS]

01:04:20   I'm like yeah I'm the only person there [TS]

01:04:23   that's under the age of 60 and and I'm [TS]

01:04:26   just on my eyes are as big as saucers [TS]

01:04:28   I'm like I whatever conspiracy theory [TS]

01:04:32   you think is happening this is what's [TS]

01:04:36   really happening [TS]

01:04:37   I mean these guys are they think it's [TS]

01:04:39   hilarious and they're talking about at [TS]

01:04:42   their talk about billions of dollars and [TS]

01:04:43   it's just like we're here at Ted Stevens [TS]

01:04:44   birthday party in this left just a [TS]

01:04:46   little yuk it up for saying so where [TS]

01:04:48   we're sitting around you know doing rush [TS]

01:04:52   and eat chili at chili dogs and thinking [TS]

01:04:53   about like who's covering up the aliens [TS]

01:04:55   and saying like oh who's being [TS]

01:04:57   tight-lipped and what you're saying here [TS]

01:04:58   like this is one of the most appalling [TS]

01:04:59   things you've ever seen in your life and [TS]

01:05:00   they don't consider it a secret [TS]

01:05:02   well and one of the greatest things I [TS]

01:05:04   ever saw in my life like you want to [TS]

01:05:06   know how it's done [TS]

01:05:07   that's how it's done I mean it sounds [TS]

01:05:08   like a hunter s thompson made-up thing I [TS]

01:05:10   mean that's a completely me it's [TS]

01:05:11   absolutely true except hunter s thompson [TS]

01:05:13   wasn't making it up either you know like [TS]

01:05:15   it is it's hunter was talking about that [TS]

01:05:19   scene except like a convention of state [TS]

01:05:22   troopers and I've seen it where it is a [TS]

01:05:26   convention of four-star generals and [TS]

01:05:28   they are at and their humor their sense [TS]

01:05:30   of humor is at the same level as a [TS]

01:05:32   gathering of the right people to take [TS]

01:05:34   your be just like hey boy come over here [TS]

01:05:36   and freshen up my drink and you know [TS]

01:05:38   he's holding the drink right in front of [TS]

01:05:39   his little paw to read a birthday [TS]

01:05:43   yeah so anyway so here's my way to say [TS]

01:05:47   yes [TS]

01:05:48   nobody's gonna over there were there's [TS]

01:05:49   no conspiracy there's no theory these [TS]

01:05:51   guys these guys are literally dancing a [TS]

01:05:53   can-can dance you can and about about [TS]

01:05:56   blowing about blowing a senator [TS]

01:05:58   yeah and they know you know they know [TS]

01:05:59   like what side the bread [TS]

01:06:00   but unlike I'm sure each one of those [TS]

01:06:02   guys flew up to Alaska in his own c-141 [TS]

01:06:07   right like every one of those guys [TS]

01:06:08   budgeted somehow of a [TS]

01:06:11   half-a-million-dollar flight in an Air [TS]

01:06:13   Force transport this is this is this is [TS]

01:06:15   that where the pump jelly coach under [TS]

01:06:16   this part I can't this is the part I [TS]

01:06:18   can't stop thinking about I mean [TS]

01:06:19   obviously the visual of this is amazing [TS]

01:06:20   in the guy in the cold suit but but the [TS]

01:06:22   the part that blows me away is like four [TS]

01:06:24   of probably when you say there in like [TS]

01:06:27   the top two or three percent of the most [TS]

01:06:29   powerful and busy people in America [TS]

01:06:30   probably they had somebody had to like [TS]

01:06:33   coordinate their calendars they probably [TS]

01:06:35   had to cancel something they find their [TS]

01:06:37   John they had to rehearse [TS]

01:06:39   you forget i'm doing and can if you're [TS]

01:06:41   referring to your old man who's [TS]

01:06:43   listening to you wrote it [TS]

01:06:44   yeah let you know how many is like [TS]

01:06:46   four-star generals there are there are [TS]

01:06:47   not a lot of four-star generals well [TS]

01:06:49   this is the thing you would what would [TS]

01:06:52   what I'm what I what I can't convey is [TS]

01:06:55   how many three-star generals there were [TS]

01:06:57   in the room they get somewhere exciting [TS]

01:07:00   onto the stage someday me right [TS]

01:07:03   I mean I was just walking around this [TS]

01:07:05   thing and I i have to say that i [TS]

01:07:06   mentioned already that I was wearing a [TS]

01:07:07   polo time because I knew that that's [TS]

01:07:09   what I knew the drag I knew what dragged [TS]

01:07:12   to where the finger so I was wearing [TS]

01:07:14   borrowed that from your dad are you know [TS]

01:07:16   I have flex follow times like an Alaska [TS]

01:07:18   I you guys have to know there are [TS]

01:07:21   certain times when you show up wearing a [TS]

01:07:22   real time and you're you're gonna hear [TS]

01:07:25   on the outside ask if you're homosexual [TS]

01:07:26   they're gonna ask they're gonna ask you [TS]

01:07:29   to go back to the kitchen and get them [TS]

01:07:30   or another tray of canap├ęs this but it [TS]

01:07:33   hit case the number of the number of [TS]

01:07:37   other brass that was at this event like [TS]

01:07:40   full bird Colonels 1 and 2 star generals [TS]

01:07:43   who are just milling around trying to [TS]

01:07:45   look busy trying to not get in front of [TS]

01:07:47   the four-star general who's got like who [TS]

01:07:50   hasn't who has a one-star general isis [TS]

01:07:52   82 camp like these there was a real seat [TS]

01:07:54   i like i like i like I'm Alton to the [TS]

01:07:57   patent exactly like you guys like other [TS]

01:08:00   generals whose only job is to stand [TS]

01:08:02   there with a with a spit bucket you know [TS]

01:08:05   for when the guy wants to like hockey [TS]

01:08:06   pocket big water to on the floor [TS]

01:08:10   it was a it was insane and then also [TS]

01:08:12   like the CEO of BP but this is your dad [TS]

01:08:16   wasn't your your dad like just the [TS]

01:08:18   Yankees have you said he's like very [TS]

01:08:20   liberal and very excited about activists [TS]

01:08:25   liberal like apples are red and in these [TS]

01:08:28   quarters of power was the token like [TS]

01:08:33   that the that's a certain level in the [TS]

01:08:36   fifties and sixties there was actual [TS]

01:08:37   actual red-baiting an actual communism [TS]

01:08:41   was a brilliant was a thing that people [TS]

01:08:42   were really afraid of but but behind the [TS]

01:08:48   real curtain nobody gave a fuck [TS]

01:08:49   everybody knew you know who were the you [TS]

01:08:52   know like what threat [TS]

01:08:54   oh you see a hospital or shall I mean we [TS]

01:08:56   know that was all shown he was you know [TS]

01:08:58   ruining ring lardner first for fun [TS]

01:09:00   mostly and so these guys would all this [TS]

01:09:02   was the thing you would walk through [TS]

01:09:04   these events with my dad and guys would [TS]

01:09:06   come up guys with these fat fingers you [TS]

01:09:08   know these hands that were just like get [TS]

01:09:10   the hands that could get stick it in [TS]

01:09:12   between gears to stop a machine like big [TS]

01:09:14   fat scarred hands and put them on my dad [TS]

01:09:17   would be like Dave Roderick a little [TS]

01:09:20   area [TS]

01:09:20   how's the Communist Party and my dad oh [TS]

01:09:23   haha fuck you and the night after night [TS]

01:09:29   you know he would just read you elbowed [TS]

01:09:31   his way through these things and just he [TS]

01:09:33   was the token pinko right so this is how [TS]

01:09:38   it works it was like like that you know [TS]

01:09:40   and when i first learned you always knew [TS]

01:09:41   I know about what a colicky baby I [TS]

01:09:43   always knew that wrestling was it was a [TS]

01:09:45   put-on you know that in your heart like [TS]

01:09:46   you just like you know like you know [TS]

01:09:48   kisses wearing makeup or whatever but [TS]

01:09:50   you know when you really do actually [TS]

01:09:51   hear about like dusty rose in the Iron [TS]

01:09:53   Sheik like in their underwear playing [TS]

01:09:55   cards and you know you really think [TS]

01:09:57   about the level of orchestration that [TS]

01:09:58   goes i don't know how much you followed [TS]

01:10:00   the stuff back in the day but like the [TS]

01:10:01   amount of dance like uh you know [TS]

01:10:06   choreography that goes into not killing [TS]

01:10:09   somebody when you do a suplex you know [TS]

01:10:12   what I mean I mean yeah these guys get [TS]

01:10:13   hurt they get hurt really bad you see [TS]

01:10:14   the prices that make you work movie but [TS]

01:10:16   yeah I mean you know how closely you [TS]

01:10:17   have to work something with somebody to [TS]

01:10:19   look like you're killing them without [TS]

01:10:21   killing them right i mean [TS]

01:10:23   really it's it's extraordinary and [TS]

01:10:24   everybody knows its performance but [TS]

01:10:25   you've heard the term before it's called [TS]

01:10:27   kab know it's sort of like America [TS]

01:10:29   except with wrestling [TS]

01:10:31   oh it's like you know what you know that [TS]

01:10:33   cyclically silence [TS]

01:10:34   yeah yeah absolutely you never the whole [TS]

01:10:36   point baby I think I promise you never [TS]

01:10:38   know you know be in the racket never [TS]

01:10:40   breaks character and reveals that you [TS]

01:10:43   know basically they're the storylines [TS]

01:10:45   and all this anyway it's probably silly [TS]

01:10:47   analogy but you know in that case if [TS]

01:10:49   you're gonna try to get anything done in [TS]

01:10:51   Washington you're gonna have to see it [TS]

01:10:52   as a huh [TS]

01:10:53   oh I'm gonna get you and me like you [TS]

01:10:56   know her always your master wabbit [TS]

01:10:58   didn't ruin the lives of five million [TS]

01:11:02   people you not say I have a picture of [TS]

01:11:04   uh of these guys you know because my [TS]

01:11:06   uncle was a UH who also just recently [TS]

01:11:09   died not but not dunkel that was Ted [TS]

01:11:12   Stevens law partner but a different [TS]

01:11:13   angle was a member of the Bohemian Club [TS]

01:11:15   San Francisco institution and which are [TS]

01:11:20   you familiar with but i think i'm [TS]

01:11:22   confusing it with a thing at Harry sure [TS]

01:11:24   made fun of I'm thinking of the the [TS]

01:11:26   growth people [TS]

01:11:27   yeah that's them believe me I was just [TS]

01:11:29   testing this is all really ok i dunno [TS]

01:11:32   about this is your headaches for having [TS]

01:11:34   have it its it's like that scene in the [TS]

01:11:37   in the matt damon movie where he's a CIA [TS]

01:11:40   spook and and the time about the [TS]

01:11:43   skullenbones retreat up in the up in the [TS]

01:11:46   lake country where they all [TS]

01:11:49   where is Johnny Johnson is not in the [TS]

01:11:51   room with you is he he's not I'm [TS]

01:11:52   actually sitting in his grandfather's [TS]

01:11:54   Yale chair okc I'm just saying like you [TS]

01:11:57   know there's no spare these guys all [TS]

01:11:59   turn down collar bones because they were [TS]

01:12:01   with booth wasn't even a worse one was [TS]

01:12:04   it in like the squirty weenies or [TS]

01:12:06   something even worse news of the [TS]

01:12:07   squiggly whomps or whatever the but [TS]

01:12:09   that's the but the with improved for the [TS]

01:12:11   top of the the feathery chili pumps [TS]

01:12:13   they're the third for the top of the [TS]

01:12:16   acapella singing at Yale when they want [TS]

01:12:19   they want to slap fights up but the [TS]

01:12:23   Bohemian Club you get these photographs [TS]

01:12:25   back from those events and they and you [TS]

01:12:27   know sometimes especially when your [TS]

01:12:29   family like they forget to censor some [TS]

01:12:31   of the pictures and you get these [TS]

01:12:33   pictures looks like George Schultz and [TS]

01:12:36   and Henry Kissinger I like pretend [TS]

01:12:39   making out around a campfire and andy [TS]

01:12:44   and you realize like it's all happening [TS]

01:12:46   there you serious like somebody somebody [TS]

01:12:48   didn't come the carousel and in your ear [TS]

01:12:50   that's the kind of stuff you you really [TS]

01:12:51   get this really happens sure absolutely [TS]

01:12:53   not not just happens but like taking [TS]

01:12:56   pictures make it you know like there's a [TS]

01:12:58   thing at the Bohemian Club where these [TS]

01:12:59   guys one of the one of like the [TS]

01:13:01   traditions there is that they are really [TS]

01:13:05   into peeing on natural like it's a big [TS]

01:13:09   part of the Bohemian Grove everybody [TS]

01:13:11   should be able to just pee wherever [TS]

01:13:13   they've got a pop can incite so these [TS]

01:13:15   guys are like piano over their shoulder [TS]

01:13:17   and stuff like all these these men that [TS]

01:13:19   you think of occupying the very highest [TS]

01:13:22   corridors of power and what they really [TS]

01:13:24   are into is gathering out in the forest [TS]

01:13:26   with each other and like you know water [TS]

01:13:28   sports and third and they forget like [TS]

01:13:33   you know somebody's young nephew is [TS]

01:13:36   going to be looking through these [TS]

01:13:37   photographs and is and scalding his [TS]

01:13:41   eyebrows eyeballs with the shots and [TS]

01:13:44   leveraging that series of tubes and [TS]

01:13:46   later on on his podcast he's going to be [TS]

01:13:49   revealing all the secrets and it will [TS]

01:13:51   finally blow the lid off of this thing [TS]

01:13:53   are you wearing a very tight sailor save [TS]

01:13:57   his chance i swear IM ruin the other day [TS]

01:14:00   I bought a sailor suit what a a u.s. [TS]

01:14:04   likely is no proper black blue wool [TS]

01:14:07   sailor suit that has now that since been [TS]

01:14:10   discontinued as the official sailor [TS]

01:14:12   outfit [TS]

01:14:13   everybody is my greatest thick man sit [TS]

01:14:15   sit [TS]

01:14:16   i bought this thing like it's a chief [TS]

01:14:18   petty officer you know first class or [TS]

01:14:20   something like that and I was wearing it [TS]

01:14:22   around the house like so proud of myself [TS]

01:14:23   and I finally had a sailor suit and I [TS]

01:14:25   caught a glimpse of myself dressed as a [TS]

01:14:27   sailor and realize that you know I'm 43 [TS]

01:14:31   years old I like I look like the worst [TS]

01:14:33   kind [TS]

01:14:34   nobody likes an old seaman you know I'm [TS]

01:14:37   like I'm like the guy with the ship [TS]

01:14:39   docks in Tokyo and this guy comes [TS]

01:14:41   rolling through the streets like all the [TS]

01:14:43   cases run for cover and let your name [TS]

01:14:46   would be salty their shuttering the [TS]

01:14:48   little paper doors as I'm coming through [TS]

01:14:50   this [TS]

01:14:50   hi are our and I'm thinking and i bought [TS]

01:14:54   the sailors who like oh this is great [TS]

01:14:56   this is so cute and realize there's just [TS]

01:14:58   nothing cute about me anymore i need to [TS]

01:15:00   not have a sailor suit it's just [TS]

01:15:02   terrifying [TS]

01:15:03   I don't know I i mean you know i just i [TS]

01:15:08   don't understand how you how you find [TS]

01:15:09   the time the inclination the storage [TS]

01:15:12   space even you've apparently on an [TS]

01:15:13   orange flight suit from what I can [TS]

01:15:15   gather you have the cowboy boots do you [TS]

01:15:18   clean this stuff occasionally i mean i [TS]

01:15:19   don't know what kind of level you're [TS]

01:15:20   playing at these days John but you have [TS]

01:15:22   like like like a old lady store their [TS]

01:15:24   first TD has too few rotate out for the [TS]

01:15:26   seasons you know what I need to do i [TS]

01:15:28   need to have a yard sale as you have an [TS]

01:15:31   ebay yard sale but i gotta i just to [TS]

01:15:35   find the even the idea of that so [TS]

01:15:37   exhausting just thinking about what you [TS]

01:15:39   have to kind of tech just imagine [TS]

01:15:41   yourself what you have to type into it [TS]

01:15:42   like a little texture on a web page [TS]

01:15:43   because every single thing I own [TS]

01:15:47   I have at least two paragraphs of like [TS]

01:15:51   exegesis on it right i mean i need to [TS]

01:15:54   tell you the provenance of this thing [TS]

01:15:56   why it's important [TS]

01:15:58   why this particular pair of cowboy boots [TS]

01:15:59   matters why you should like it's not [TS]

01:16:02   that I'm trying to sell it it's that I [TS]

01:16:04   want you to know it's that you shouldn't [TS]

01:16:07   have these cowboy boots right like we [TS]

01:16:09   like so many like selling your kids like [TS]

01:16:11   I can't let it go without telling a [TS]

01:16:12   couple funny stories I get into this all [TS]

01:16:14   the time when i go to thrift stores i [TS]

01:16:16   found a jacket the other day and you [TS]

01:16:17   know any if you look inside the inner [TS]

01:16:20   pockets of jackets but really old jacket [TS]

01:16:22   sometimes you can find tags that are [TS]

01:16:25   buried [TS]

01:16:26   you know sewn in the liner that tell you [TS]

01:16:28   a lot about the jacket and there's this [TS]

01:16:30   jacket for 2 15 bucks or something and I [TS]

01:16:32   knew right away that it was old really [TS]

01:16:35   old [TS]

01:16:35   and.and I tried it on it was too small [TS]

01:16:38   it's like i'm not i don't buy things [TS]

01:16:40   that don't fit i'm not i'm not running a [TS]

01:16:42   store i'm not going to lie this i'm not [TS]

01:16:44   running a museum but I look I i searched [TS]

01:16:47   this jacket for clues and I find a tag [TS]

01:16:49   that talks about how it was handmade for [TS]

01:16:52   a guy in london in 1939 November [TS]

01:16:56   fourteenth of 1939 was the day that this [TS]

01:16:58   jacket was delivered this hand tailored [TS]

01:17:02   coat was delivered to a guy I'm holding [TS]

01:17:04   this thing it's in a three-story [TS]

01:17:06   bellevue washington i'm holding this [TS]

01:17:08   thing I'm like you know that this was [TS]

01:17:10   made for this guy and I and World War [TS]

01:17:13   two had started like this we made the [TS]

01:17:15   blurring the lilies the Blitz was coming [TS]

01:17:17   right now this was during the early days [TS]

01:17:19   of the Blitz that this jacket was handed [TS]

01:17:21   over to some guy who wore it through the [TS]

01:17:24   Blitz and through whatever else ended up [TS]

01:17:27   emigrating to America at some point died [TS]

01:17:30   and his jacket went to his son or [TS]

01:17:33   something and somehow now it's in this [TS]

01:17:34   thrift store and the next person here [TS]

01:17:36   that this thing fits is probably gonna [TS]

01:17:39   buy it isn't even going to look in here [TS]

01:17:41   and look at this tag and I swear to you [TS]

01:17:43   more when I'm standing in the thrift [TS]

01:17:44   store thinking that it's my [TS]

01:17:46   responsibility to go out to the car get [TS]

01:17:48   a piece of paper and write the story of [TS]

01:17:51   this jacket as I imagined it on a piece [TS]

01:17:54   of paper and tuck it in the jacket so [TS]

01:17:55   that the person X personalize it doesn't [TS]

01:17:58   go [TS]

01:17:59   I mean had bakelite buttons you know [TS]

01:18:01   what this thing was if the right person [TS]

01:18:03   finds it then the story continues but if [TS]

01:18:06   some high school kid it's like I need a [TS]

01:18:07   halloween costume comes in and gets this [TS]

01:18:10   thing it ends up like look at me I'm a [TS]

01:18:12   hobo order news i put doing he did you [TS]

01:18:17   like you like the way a little kid would [TS]

01:18:19   see a puppy [TS]

01:18:19   I mean they would you adopt it no I had [TS]

01:18:22   to leave it because because my mind [TS]

01:18:24   doesn't have like you say there's no [TS]

01:18:27   more room in my head for this kind of [TS]

01:18:30   thing and I can't go out to the car and [TS]

01:18:32   spent 20 minutes telling the story of [TS]

01:18:34   this coat in us in a thrift store that [TS]

01:18:36   has 800 coats in it like i have i mean [TS]

01:18:40   i'm not going to say that my time is [TS]

01:18:41   worth more than that but if it isn't I'm [TS]

01:18:44   doing something wrong you know if my [TS]

01:18:46   time isn't worth [TS]

01:18:47   more than that then just like sending [TS]

01:18:50   I'm like basically that's putting a note [TS]

01:18:53   in a bottle and throwing it into the [TS]

01:18:54   water [TS]

01:18:55   you know the next person that gets this [TS]

01:18:57   coat why do I care whether they know [TS]

01:18:58   what do I care anything about this coat [TS]

01:19:00   you know but i but I do and no I i'm [TS]

01:19:07   totally with you I don't know how you [TS]

01:19:08   left it behind John I know your sense of [TS]

01:19:09   history is really is profound but that's [TS]

01:19:12   the thing i would you like you i would [TS]

01:19:13   have to i would have to own a warehouse [TS]

01:19:15   if I picked up everything but I found [TS]

01:19:17   that I felt had a story that that it's [TS]

01:19:20   not the story needs to be told but the [TS]

01:19:22   story is part of a larger story that i'm [TS]

01:19:26   interested in knowing you know like this [TS]

01:19:28   jacket how did it get here and what does [TS]

01:19:31   it seem like I just want to stand there [TS]

01:19:33   with my hands and its pockets 45 minutes [TS]

01:19:36   there's something really tragic about [TS]

01:19:38   the is really described anyway and as [TS]

01:19:40   soon as you said you don't know history [TS]

01:19:41   this is he said 1939 England I'm like [TS]

01:19:44   wow and end up I'm like wow but I can't [TS]

01:19:48   believe that surviving look at this bar [TS]

01:19:50   oh and then end up us some kid going to [TS]

01:19:52   an arcade fire concert or whatever yeah [TS]

01:19:54   and who knows whether the kind of you [TS]

01:19:55   know like my initially or are right away [TS]

01:19:58   my imagination starts jumping off like [TS]

01:19:59   oh then this guy join the OSS and he [TS]

01:20:02   parachuted behind enemy lines wearing [TS]

01:20:04   this jacket and he's you know and he was [TS]

01:20:07   part of the he was like he was taking [TS]

01:20:10   supplies to the French Resistance and [TS]

01:20:12   that you know and that's why he ended up [TS]

01:20:14   in America because he was part of the [TS]

01:20:15   intelligence community and standing [TS]

01:20:18   watch over the Berlin Wall years later [TS]

01:20:21   all this stuff you know and in fact this [TS]

01:20:23   guy probably was an insurance adjuster [TS]

01:20:25   an actuary yeah [TS]

01:20:26   also the Germans would have known [TS]

01:20:27   English tailoring [TS]

01:20:29   right they would have taken that tag out [TS]

01:20:31   with that looks like the video comment [TS]

01:20:33   becoming the shaving cream so they can [TS]

01:20:35   smell that the Germans wouldn't the [TS]

01:20:37   shaving cream would smell the same i [TS]

01:20:39   don't want to say that you should write [TS]

01:20:40   a book about this because you should [TS]

01:20:41   write a book about but this is the kind [TS]

01:20:43   of thing you should write about you and [TS]

01:20:44   you you're very interesting these kinds [TS]

01:20:45   of things you know that I mean I think [TS]

01:20:47   they would buy it that he would probably [TS]

01:20:48   don't know if you know the problem is [TS]

01:20:50   anybody else interested in them you [TS]

01:20:52   should act like your dad and and write [TS]

01:20:54   your Christie's catalog you know like [TS]

01:20:56   Elizabeth Taylor and Underpants you [TS]

01:20:58   should write your own Christie's catalog [TS]

01:20:59   you and Bruce Vilanch have been peppered [TS]

01:21:00   up with a little I you could do this [TS]

01:21:03   though I on Phoebe is the right place [TS]

01:21:05   the keyword searches for could be a [TS]

01:21:07   little complicated for the kind of [TS]

01:21:08   things you want to discuss you need like [TS]

01:21:10   a historical ebay you need me I don't [TS]

01:21:12   like people selling carefully i want [TS]

01:21:14   people look more carefully at stuff like [TS]

01:21:16   the people at this people with this [TS]

01:21:18   thrift store are looking at the tags are [TS]

01:21:20   pricing things like they're seeing [TS]

01:21:22   oh this is ralph lauren well those were [TS]

01:21:24   fourteen dollars oh this is abercrombie [TS]

01:21:27   & fitch oh that's good stuff you know [TS]

01:21:29   and what they're not doing is taking [TS]

01:21:31   that extra second to dig in and see like [TS]

01:21:34   oh this thing actually kind of belongs [TS]

01:21:36   in a museum if you ask everything else [TS]

01:21:40   I've kept everything I've ever found in [TS]

01:21:42   the pocket at a thrift store [TS]

01:21:43   I mean I've got this old cigar box from [TS]

01:21:45   like high school or whatever that would [TS]

01:21:46   throw like I have a cosmo is called it [TS]

01:21:49   was it was is really where i bought this [TS]

01:21:51   in Florida but it was some bar in [TS]

01:21:54   covington which is like where the [TS]

01:21:55   airport is in Kentucky near Cincinnati [TS]

01:21:57   and it was some kind of like the dew [TS]

01:21:59   drop inn kind of thing in like that old [TS]

01:22:02   kind of like thick soft pencil was I had [TS]

01:22:06   somebody had written a phone number [TS]

01:22:07   inside the matchbook with black one of [TS]

01:22:09   those extent exchanges you know [TS]

01:22:11   yeah right section 5 6 29 or whatever [TS]

01:22:14   and Jenkins 11 you don't throw that away [TS]

01:22:17   yeah i mean even well I mean what's [TS]

01:22:18   what's the least interesting story that [TS]

01:22:20   could be that could be hiding a body you [TS]

01:22:22   know that could be that could be faster [TS]

01:22:24   fellatio it could be like you know [TS]

01:22:26   hillbilly mortgage no idea that number [TS]

01:22:30   could still be operable I should dig [TS]

01:22:32   that up i might be able to might be able [TS]

01:22:34   to get some some cheap property near the [TS]

01:22:36   airport coming in that's weird i don't [TS]

01:22:40   know John [TS]

01:22:41   yeah my mom still talks about [TS]

01:22:43   phone numbers that way she's still like [TS]

01:22:44   oh that's federal 731 to get that [TS]

01:22:48   website is a website you can go to and [TS]

01:22:50   find out what your phone number used to [TS]

01:22:51   be if it thinks there's so many new [TS]

01:22:53   phone numbers now because you know why [TS]

01:22:54   fax machines facts first fax machines [TS]

01:22:56   and their mobile phones screwed it all [TS]

01:22:58   up because they had to make up all these [TS]

01:22:59   new phone numbers [TS]

01:23:00   what's the website that you go to them [TS]

01:23:02   that's something exchange and then and [TS]

01:23:05   where it says something something in [TS]

01:23:06   telephone or something [TS]

01:23:08   I you know in our family you have the [TS]

01:23:11   same phone number your whole life my [TS]

01:23:12   family all had license plates we had [TS]

01:23:15   custom license plates they were all that [TS]

01:23:17   we're not weird vanity plates but they [TS]

01:23:19   were all like in order it was really [TS]

01:23:21   cool [TS]

01:23:22   so my grandparents and they said oh is [TS]

01:23:25   it was like CA 1 111 mi a knucklehead [TS]

01:23:29   cat2 and we had CA 3333 and we might [TS]

01:23:32   have been part of some kind of program [TS]

01:23:34   i'm not even sure that's only government [TS]

01:23:35   plates don't they [TS]

01:23:37   neither do i don't know [TS]

01:23:41   implementing 6-5000 and my uncle work [TS]

01:23:44   for PNG so that that's that's the kind [TS]

01:23:46   of job that if I were going to have a [TS]

01:23:48   front me now for somebody who was doing [TS]

01:23:50   something with you know pump chili or [TS]

01:23:53   dancing generals i would i would put him [TS]

01:23:55   in the paper Department page pge ASAP TP [TS]

01:23:58   and Jimmy P big difference [TS]

01:24:00   PNG some gas and electric vs procter & [TS]

01:24:03   gamble he was a proctor and gamble with [TS]

01:24:04   the gal Procter & Gamble is in paper is [TS]

01:24:06   big and paper that they had the the [TS]

01:24:09   devil worshipping yeah that was rough [TS]

01:24:12   that was rough on them they moved out I [TS]

01:24:15   was no it was a supposedly the not the [TS]

01:24:18   Unitarians the other one then that the [TS]

01:24:20   Universalists the Unification Church [TS]

01:24:21   Unification Church the room with some [TS]

01:24:23   young moon that's right [TS]

01:24:25   yeah yeah well that was during the big [TS]

01:24:27   era where people were having recovered [TS]

01:24:29   memories of all the child abuse that [TS]

01:24:32   they supposedly memories i've been [TS]

01:24:34   reading a lot more from history about [TS]

01:24:35   halfway through his autobiography and [TS]

01:24:37   he's talking about you DNT remember like [TS]

01:24:40   eight late eighties early nineties how [TS]

01:24:42   seriously people took the Satanism thing [TS]

01:24:43   I mean how i'm getting i'm just stealing [TS]

01:24:46   from the book because it brought back my [TS]

01:24:47   Oprah memory of house how much like [TS]

01:24:50   mainstream media took that seriously [TS]

01:24:51   like Judas Priest didn't didn't didn't [TS]

01:24:53   rob halford like have to go to trial the [TS]

01:24:56   whole band went to trial because because [TS]

01:24:58   supposedly they know the cause some kids [TS]

01:25:01   to commit suicide that they were there [TS]

01:25:02   wasn't even backmasking that they wrote [TS]

01:25:04   lyrics in a song that made the society [TS]

01:25:06   QSI do it also said grinder looking for [TS]

01:25:09   meat [TS]

01:25:10   did they said the electric eye in the [TS]

01:25:12   sky how do we not see it John was right [TS]

01:25:16   there right in fact haha you're walking [TS]

01:25:20   fuck I don't wait hang on a minute [TS]

01:25:24   you're telling me that a guy with dyed [TS]

01:25:26   blonde hair in a black leather [TS]

01:25:28   motorcycle outfit singing grinder [TS]

01:25:31   looking for me right now bring chaps [TS]

01:25:34   calves but I I swear to you I had no [TS]

01:25:38   when he went when he came out everybody [TS]

01:25:41   I knew all the metal guys were like oh [TS]

01:25:43   yeah I always doing this again and that [TS]

01:25:46   was the biggest load of bullshit i was [TS]

01:25:47   like i was a huge priest and I had no [TS]

01:25:50   idea he was gay because it just didn't [TS]

01:25:53   occur to miami firearms 15 now I i [TS]

01:25:56   totally I feel exactly the same way I I [TS]

01:25:59   it's one of those things it's like the [TS]

01:26:00   George Bush thing you know whether the [TS]

01:26:02   Douglas wake up don't think of an [TS]

01:26:03   elephant stuff like all you know the [TS]

01:26:05   republicans they they love George George [TS]

01:26:07   W Bush because they like the man they [TS]

01:26:09   didn't want to be smart they wanted him [TS]

01:26:11   to be that way and in this case you no [TS]

01:26:13   evidence to the contrary [TS]

01:26:14   like like like coming out of the sky we [TS]

01:26:18   chose not to see it that way you know [TS]

01:26:20   yeah so complicated i never saw Jesus [TS]

01:26:23   presides unless a lot of metal bands [TS]

01:26:25   minor massages priest i just saw them [TS]

01:26:28   recently and they were terrible [TS]

01:26:31   I saw them with KK downing although he's [TS]

01:26:34   not playing with them anymore but I did [TS]

01:26:35   see them with kk but Rob came out he had [TS]

01:26:38   a he had a key [TS]

01:26:39   name and he kind of limped around the [TS]

01:26:41   stage and didn't really hit any of the [TS]

01:26:42   high notes played a lot of songs from [TS]

01:26:44   the new record like everything that you [TS]

01:26:47   don't want to happen everything that you [TS]

01:26:49   don't want to have happen at a metal [TS]

01:26:50   concert they did like really a lot of [TS]

01:26:53   songs from the new record really come on [TS]

01:26:55   is one of the reasons I always admired [TS]

01:26:59   Alex children you know because I in the [TS]

01:27:02   in the air out like after he'd been in [TS]

01:27:03   big star which is like you know it's one [TS]

01:27:05   of those things like The Velvet [TS]

01:27:06   Underground that even if you've never [TS]

01:27:07   heard of them people drop their name [TS]

01:27:09   which is a shame because I really pan [TS]

01:27:10   but you know they had these two records [TS]

01:27:11   today like but then you know what like [TS]

01:27:13   he'slooking I got to make some dough he [TS]

01:27:15   won't play RB but then he got into one [TS]

01:27:17   of the his package deals where he would [TS]

01:27:18   go out and like play three boxtops songs [TS]

01:27:22   and said thank you very much goodnight [TS]

01:27:24   and get a check i was kind of admire [TS]

01:27:25   that because you want to play 3 hits you [TS]

01:27:27   go on these tours his package tours like [TS]

01:27:29   the guess who or what ever he do is [TS]

01:27:31   three you know it is given an airplane [TS]

01:27:34   and and collect the check I kind of [TS]

01:27:36   admire that and it's got the opposite of [TS]

01:27:38   rob halford literally coming out with a [TS]

01:27:40   cane and saying like you should get our [TS]

01:27:41   new our new album you available tuesday [TS]

01:27:43   at Sam Goody or whatever right that's [TS]

01:27:46   depressing it is depressing but you know [TS]

01:27:51   they're they're doing that now without [TS]

01:27:53   even having came down and got some young [TS]

01:27:54   guy in the cake apart it's hard it's [TS]

01:27:57   hard to make down to business [TS]

01:27:59   I submission of Burma few years ago and [TS]

01:28:01   the music business [TS]

01:28:02   the one that I'm in the business studies [TS]

01:28:03   show that your friend [TS]

01:28:07   it's so just discouraging that's why I'm [TS]

01:28:11   getting into this lucrative podcast [TS]

01:28:12   business [TS]

01:28:13   yeah I feel like there's you know I've [TS]

01:28:14   got to have a fallback and I heard that [TS]

01:28:16   people were making a lot of money at [TS]

01:28:18   this [TS]

01:28:18   you have no idea what that guy from [TS]

01:28:20   five-by-five is just breaking I don't [TS]

01:28:22   know what that is but there is so much [TS]

01:28:25   gold to be mined from this you can now [TS]

01:28:28   talk about audible books you know them [TS]

01:28:30   books on tape oh yeah [TS]

01:28:32   audible books right right I [TS]

01:28:34   I think you know it was on your kindle [TS]

01:28:36   right I don't know [TS]

01:28:37   Barbie's big pic in arby's has a lot of [TS]

01:28:41   rehabilitation to do with their image [TS]

01:28:43   because I'm afraid though that we may [TS]

01:28:44   have just if Barbies is doing podcast [TS]

01:28:48   endorsements we might have just blown a [TS]

01:28:51   shot at it with our rb's conversation [TS]

01:28:56   how do you think fucking 7-eleven fields [TS]

01:28:59   I'll see what I mean 7 11 and then I put [TS]

01:29:02   the band that pump chili [TS]

01:29:03   haha [TS]

01:29:07   that's good that's good [TS]

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