Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you hi Merlin [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► surely it is early it's too early for me [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► to sing our theme song for your theme [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► I'll and then you're 16 you see you and [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► bring I don't think that guy gets the [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► credit he deserves [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► I think it's more than enough credit by [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► think all she can more credit here [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► you're starting off today by by [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► stipulating that Coates gets all the [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► credit he deserves it all more more than [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► the credit your ears and Oates gets too [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► much credit but I i I'd probably put [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► them poorly because it's very very early [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► our listeners due to the asynchronous [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► time-shifting nature of media today will [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► probably be already be drunk and we'll [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► be late at night when you're listening [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► to this but for our purposes this is by [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► far the earliest we've ever tried to do [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► anything it's maybe the earliest i've [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► ever tried to do anything after sleeping [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► i have not slept [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► that's part of the problem no come on [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► well I didn't sleep i asked my lady [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► about this see I was worried about that [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► now I'm just saying that there may be [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► times that you have decided to for [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► whatever reason clean one of your [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► sidearms at three-thirty but I'm just [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► saying that's probably because you [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► haven't slept yet em right i can last [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► somebody was like something a tree down [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► in the next yard you probably don't like [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► normally wake up this early [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► no i don't and I'm certainly not [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► accustomed to considering oats [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► I'm sorry I you know my name like only [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► don't think that is saved for after [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► lunch [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► dads like a delicious mustachio dessert [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► it's an aperitif to sit and think about [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► what's this place in the rock pantheon [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► but i agree that Daryl Hall is one of [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► the great stylists I made fun of him for [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► a long time if there's two artists / [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► bands that I realize we're way better in [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► some ways than I thought and I don't [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► want to talk about journi but journeys [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► one of them and other one is way better [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► than I thought and then the other one is [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► absolutely daryl hall i had had no idea [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► if you last night manager crap you don't [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► appreciate what it terribly gifted man [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► daryl hall is absolutely true and you [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► know and I i think this is this speaks [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► to the value of the greatest hits [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► compilation it's a great greatest hits [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► I did not understand how good journey [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► was until I dug into journey's greatest [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► hits now obviously this was 20 years ago [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► that i discovered journey that's fine [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► you can stop right there that was more [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► than fine but up to give you stop that [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► separate ways [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► you were pretty good yeah maybe a little [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► before before that upper ways [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► yeah that's but I mean I'm talk about [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► greatest hits i'm not talking about hits [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► just know that was like the wings on the [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► cover I think it might have had a s [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► carolina is that a scarab had a scare [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► but maybe maybe the Scarab was a wasn't [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► a spaceship to there was leaving Earth [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► yeah there was something that was a [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► really flimsy like flimsy on the level [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► of like Zen arcade story I think to the [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► album covers like they're supposed to be [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► you know was discovery and escape and [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► monetization haha well it's like all the [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► Boston album covers where the city of [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► Boston as a pod is that what that is [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► yeah the city of Boston is a is enclosed [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► city in a glass pod okay and then it [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► blasts off through outer space and I [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► think in the final Boston cover it is [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► revealed that the city of Boston is [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► actually on a giant guitar displacing [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► the last it's a glass pod on a flying [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► space guitar and also explains why the [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► pot has so much compression on it [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► there's a lot of compression someone [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► likes your playthrough a rock man back [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► in the day of course everybody did had a [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► fake ID knockoff rockman I had like a [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► stock plan or something [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► the original Rahman was pretty pretty [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► cool for yes in around document [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► yeah that catalytic cannot plug adapter [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► Reagan the budget directly from Kansas [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► City electronics such as John Stockman [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► is that his name [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► no John's doctor that the guy that a [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► city where bro [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► the Utah Jazz this confused guy that ran [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► a civilization in Vietnam number and [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► marks here and we're running for vice [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► president with ross perot stockdale [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► stockdale right to set up the river he [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► went up the river he went up hard I mean [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► that guy it's a shame that that's our [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► memory of him because that guy he was [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► hard core you know you think he's a [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► crazy man but he's not a crazy man can [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► land a fraction and take a look at you [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► can't land i want to memorize that so [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► that any time I get bad customer service [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► i can go into dennis hopper's monologue [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► apocalypse now i think i've been trying [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► to memorize it for a long time but it is [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► so hopper is so stoned [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► damn it and it's so improvised that I [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► it's very hard to get inside his mind [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► like a unlike Michael Corleone's speech [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► in the italian restaurant before he [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► shoots [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► oh yes I was hopin you know when he was [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► what about this again when he says what [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► I want Carl doesn't guarantee no more [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► attempts on my father's life and then [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► you know it- on the next one with my [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► family sleeps and it looks like it when [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► my family sleeps where my children play [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► with their toys in my arms and that's [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► before he started yelling allied that's [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► not when oh man that's seen it and you [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► know what we have time for this because [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► we got to shorty today but if you ever [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► get a chance to see I only like a couple [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► things on blu-ray and one of them is the [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► godfather trilogy and watch two of them [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► and the documentary about the recent [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► restoration of that is amazing it's [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► amazing what you watch that scene now [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► and you can see he's got tix like his [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► face is quivering in that scene its you [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► would never see that in a shitty print [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► columbia was passing off in the eighties [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► yeah it's a mystery print what do you [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► see [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► no listen as somebody who cares about [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► this bullshit with music it's gonna blow [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► your mind what they did there was not an [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► extant usable negative of the Godfather [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► anymore so what what happened he does [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► get on your stations had to scan it [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► frame-by-frame at 4k like and good [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► looking for x 1080p and go through and [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► like hand like pixel by pixel go and fix [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► it to the original and not and not take [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► out the noise that's the key [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► this is always something like always in [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► certain losses on blu-ray well of course [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► it is dickhead [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► it's generally accepted that are [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► complaining about the blu-ray boys [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► fucking people [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► ok you go back let me go back a minute [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► there I just adjust that body long as [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► large televisions not for myself but for [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► the front of your child a close friend [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► yeah now that my mother of my child is [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► 11 months old I figured it was time for [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► her to start to start time for me to [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► introduce her to the director's cut of [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► Blade Runner right and so I bought where [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► I didn't actually buy had a hand in that [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► you thought let's call the final cut of [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► Blade Runner was much better i was [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► present for the purchasing of a very [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► large television and i find it now very [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► distracting to see how ugly people are [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► now that they're blown up so much larger [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► hunting gun O'Brien and Cameron TS Wow [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► Cameron Cameron Diaz let's get popped [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► off course not a good way [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► yeah I have never I i never understood [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► Cameron Diaz I i remember when that [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► movie something about mary came out and [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► everybody was talking about always the [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► funniest movie huh [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► click the kmart Julia Roberts I when I I [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► didn't see it in theaters but as soon as [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► it was available on VHS tape a lady [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► friend of mine at the time and I rented [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► this movie and kinda we lay down lay [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► down in bed facing the you know with our [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► feet on the pillows like facing the [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► television like a Chin's propped up on [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► our hands [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► sweet image on a boy we're gonna watch [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► this really funny romantic comedy that [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► everybody likes so much and the movie [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► came on and I just felt like it was the [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► most it was it's so dead inside so [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► cynical and so unfunny and so so just [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► dead [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► yeah that the image that Cameron Diaz [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► portrayed of what was apparently every [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► guy in America's dream girl [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► it was just so so Ron where I admired [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► the first five minor anything that [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► involves jonathan richman but also i [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► admired the attempt to make a little [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► world like Amy that world was not [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► successful for you but I think the idea [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► of this overly ridiculously generous [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► woman and this guy who calls the retards [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► is is pretty funny I thought that was [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► funny [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► now they're very broad they're very [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► broad much those guys the other broad [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► abroad for me [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► they also made him carry popular which [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► has been [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► really hard on me you know the one movie [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► I ever walked out on was a nice mature [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► for first of all I've already started [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► lying because I walked out on multiple [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► movements a house you start making a [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► list were just guessing but but the the [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► movie that I remember walking out on a [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► rope walking out on where i actually [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► stood up at the at the front of the [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► theater and threw down my kid gloves in [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► disgust and made a point of walking out [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► made a point of stomping my feet as [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► eleven-and-a-half I went out not just in [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► a huff but I was like I was indignant [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► that everyone in the theater didn't get [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► up and follow me like I thought I i [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► thought this is a movie that I'm going [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► to stand up and I'm gonna say gentlemen [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► good as a i'm not going to stand here [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► and listen to you badmouth the United [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► States of America gentleman haha that's [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► a good movie i think we could all stand [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► up and march out to the to the feet from [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► the bridge over the River Kwai and you [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► and then nobody followed me everybody [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► else is like the chewing their cud like [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► a bunch of cows [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► that's why we lost the Cold War [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► attitudes like that it was it was Dick [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► Tracy who is broad Dick Tracy sorry [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► Madonna and then all the makeup there's [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► a lot of makeup [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► oh my god it was and here's the problem [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► here's the thing here's the thing about [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► Dick Tracy I made the terrible mistake [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► this is a long time ago I made a [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► terrible mistake of smoking a joint [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► smoking some marijuana before I want to [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► see this movie who which is usually good [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► usually it like it gets you into the [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► thing but it but the but the being [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► stoned took me completely out of the [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► movie i could not relate to get it done [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► k that acting yeah right exactly that's [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► exactly right [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► it's like watching sex dolls make a [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► movie yeah well i don't think i'd like [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► that at all especially they all looked a [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► little bit different and they looked a [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► little bit like people you knew but like [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► with bigger nose is super shiny it [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► depends on who the costars are on the [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► second text i'm starting to think about [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► sex i am too never seen a lot of dollars [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► ever seen this love doll have seen the [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► love dogs I've never seen one in person [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► intrigued by love dolls I don't know if [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► I want to be with one for a long time [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► but i'd like to just at least meet 1 i'm [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► afraid one day I'm going to go [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► somebody's gonna say like Oh [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► come over to my house I've got some [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► files for your whatever it is that Wow [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► however it is the people and i'm going [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► to open and close it and I'm gonna be at [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► their house and be like hey hang on just [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► a second I got to go in the back room [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► and get the files and I'm gonna be [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► walking around their living room like [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► open doors or whatever as you do and i [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► opened the closet door there's going to [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► be a love doll in there and I'm gonna [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► I'm gonna do not know you don't just [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► like you with a fake beard [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► I'm not gonna go whether to grab her and [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► run into the bathroom real quick and [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► have sex with her and then put her back [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► I i had so many things to ask you this [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► week John that I'm I'm very as I feel [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► like I shouldn't say this but I have so [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► many questions about sex dolls look at [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► the love doll in particular so I mean [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► I'm gonna let you pick I well [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► here--here's the thing that I have been [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► thinking about love dolls that's the [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► thing i recently discovered about love [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► dolls that that they have tried to [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► because people are gonna wonder why I [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► know so much we should explain what I [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► love doll is for the the want the people [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► who are gifted in lucky and fortunate [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► enough to not know what a lot of dollars [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► there have for years been usually as a [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► as a usually a sight gag in a movie [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► involving Steve Guttenberg mean by the [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► great comedy geniuses although his [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► performance in Coon was if you mention [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► that one more time i swear i got our [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► show is over [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► I what I would say to you is this i will [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► say to you just this is called a Segway [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► that the first movie I ever remember [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► walking out of was short circuit [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► oh man well considering it had a robot [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► and Ally Sheedy you i would ruin a [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► short-circuit the robot [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► yeah you know he become so human I'm not [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► gonna sit and listen to people talk [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► about America like that of so for years [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► there have been these jokey things that [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► like you let us step in sex shop is not [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► real over sex [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► well yeah and there they look at the [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► like a beach ball with holes and it's it [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► barely looks like anything the men's [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► super creepy the women was super creepy [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► but the idea was it has this thing that [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► you could put your wiener in and have [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► like a mouth big scary why mouth [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► ok so first couple of places you can put [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► your winner they have anything there was [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► her back to her there was the other area [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► down there [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► yeah and it had a little like a shock of [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► a weird-looking you probably animal hair [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► with a little lady here would be there [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► was a beach ball with some of the shock [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► of vegetable that penetrable and hirsute [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► beach ball [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► right especially the old days that's the [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► only day is yeah so loneliness to point [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► out came along in the late nineties and [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► I first remember this because it was a [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► really pretty website that that we just [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► couldn't stop looking at called love [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► that was actually called love comments [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► still around and you just went there [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► because the website was pretty you just [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► wanted to see you want to see the HTML [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► well like John I have a lot of really [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► weird sex things i like but like the [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► love doll does not ring a lot of those [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► belts out where my three-by-five cards i [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► need to start writing this down like I'm [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► talk about this here the line look love [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► dolls are on 2nite oh no well no that's [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► the thing it's like I would admit to you [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► if there was one of them [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► I'm comfortable talking about this [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► intellectually not good as you're not [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► turned on but you know there's a [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► documentary about this right [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► I didn't know oh yeah i guess it was [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► actually do people have i would say i [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► don't know if there's an opposite of sex [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► against the opposite of sexy st party [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► but i have not looked like the type [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► right now I'm not gonna do that anymore [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► the notion is that the love doll from [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► the get-go day 0 they wanted to make the [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► most frightening Lee lifelike right doll [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► his ex it actually has an inner sort of [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► skeleton Skeletor did kind of like you [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► can bend and mold the liquor everything [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► the skin gives like human skin would [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► give them the finger at knifepoint the [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► landlady holes are extremely detailed [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► it's like something NASA if NASA had to [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► make it nasa had to make a rectum this [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► they would make this is a NASA style [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► rectum and AJ I think that there are [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► people who listen to this podcast who [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► work for NASA my life I got to be [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► content i ride ticket and holy shit [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► homie day i'm sorry i'll cut that out is [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► he doesn't he doesn't listen to this [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► podcast is I know by now [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► well the elbow it's embarrassing to hear [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► something I kind of arms now I'm [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► starting to think about a NASA made [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► rectum [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► well think about this velcro there are [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► probably a lot of people said don't [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► bother right like tang they probably [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► said you burn cycles on this and now [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► today we have a better lifestyle because [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► tags no longer popular but we still have [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► velcro backing a long time the other [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► thing now if I know what's interesting [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► kind [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► dad fucking damnit i don't even know [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► where to start with this time let's and [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► let's get through the big parts the skin [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► feels and again we all know what the [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► uncanny valley is which is essentially [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► things have you seen one another but [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► everybody says the same thing there [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► currently are so creepy really they're [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► not real [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► I can you know there's an FAQ has a [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► thing on how to make her skin warm it's [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► totally creepy [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► internet giant microwave or something [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► because gotta love microwave it's very [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► large and address is right is the loved [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► it loved all uncanny valley problem [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► k which is that they have addressed now [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► loved all the love doll people loved a [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► link has addressed the uncanny valley [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► like it there by making a new version of [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► love dolls wield all fuck real doll for [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► real dollars i really like i do that [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► version of real dollars God which are [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► less realistic and more cartoony exactly [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► what I was gonna say oh yeah good luck [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► getting along the ones now right you can [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► get crazy ones that look like manga [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► cartoons [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► ok let's play like cosplay looking and [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► people are super psyched about these and [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► it has addressed the problem of like I [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► have a dead rubber girl in my club now [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► Jonathan rubber girl you have a you have [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► a fetish item you have a cartoon like a [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► cartoon rabbit like its it appeals to [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► people who are like first since I was a [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► friends who are furries they're not [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► having sex with a rubber rabbit girl [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► that's not weird at a dead girl looking [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► guys [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► oh my god the guys have all look like [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► god John wait [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► well here's the thing from the dummies [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► think about guys is the guys are ugly [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► even realize Iran [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► Oh criminy John don't have enough you're [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► looking at this one looks at one looks a [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► lot like post plastic surgery Bruce [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► Jenner uh not get on with what I mean [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► right now is vintage Porsches ok i just [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► have a bunch of vintage portions up on [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► my boy gallery that's when you want to [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► look at [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► ok so let's get this get past this right [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► according to I guess according to what i [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► have read these these dolls which are [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► made for you to put your penis in and do [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► other things with you can dress them up [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► in doing this on them you don't have to [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► put it in and do whatever you want it's [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► yours now you bought it right exactly [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► it comes in this well speaking arrives [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► in this big box [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► and it'sit's very well cared for you [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► gotta see we gotta look up this this [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► documentary I forget what it's called [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► I'm sorry got the name offer for [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► everybody who works at real-time sorry [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► no disrespect to work if anybody is [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► listening to this podcast works a real [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► doll and you want to send trial Real [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► Dolls I'm to John and send some money [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► masters she was like at what you like [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► that you know John I don't like a [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► ping-pong here but you got a lot of [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► options here i'm sure you can get you [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► get asian people get you could get like [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► a you get relegated an african-american [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► lady with blonde hair and like kinda [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► like chinese lady eyes [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► well here's the here's the thing here's [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► the thing this is the problem I like [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► girls who have a good kind of have a big [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► know the Jewish you want to just like I [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► liked I like garlic Judy girls who and [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► that is a thing that they uh that no no [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► one in the fantasy girl manufacturing [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► business two main issues from this week [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► thinks that that is a UH think that that [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► is an advantage right they're all trying [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► to put look perky little noses on girls [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► this and and they don't they don't [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► feeling you want you want you want [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► tapping against you want to feel punk [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► punk punk you want hitting your lower [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► abdomen my write-up model top of the [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► fantasy girl manufacturing with industry [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► or business with an industry industry [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► industry i'm making some industry [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► because that's terrible that's a Shonda [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► you should let them know that they could [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► make a lot more do I look at this new [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► route linking the cyber little signal [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► over here in the middle east yes be [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► buying real dolls if they just had ones [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► that had a little bit of more of a [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► because I considered a law i think it is [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► considered a law because no no no [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► animals were killed to make a rule so [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► the rabbi was there when they put the [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► ladies JJ on that could conceivably get [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► the K on and maybe get a to maybe get a [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► Jewish has big gain a circle I'm not a [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► circle k place but you know what I'm [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► saying [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► well I'm sure there's someone there [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► someone in dubai there's some like I'm [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► not remain me there's some guy in [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► tomorrow some some mom in dubai who has [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► issued a fatwa on an effect was not [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► always negative doesn't shoot a proper [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► positive flaw like it's like a [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► suggestion box nice job that's like I [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► think that this passes i think the [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► Prophet Muhammad would have [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► root of this this dead girl photo so i [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► don't like it i guess i have to imagine [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► there are precious few men who are [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► anywhere between browsing you know just [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► kind of browsing casually to collecting [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► these whoever besma rubber girl that'd [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► be a pretty song [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► well this is dead rubber girl yeah it's [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► a dead milkmen nothing i'm at a girl and [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► she was shiny on her skin is there is a [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► hygiene if you're listening you know [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► that you know that somebody from from [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► from the banned list or show i'm very [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► excited because that's a band i really [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► like a lot [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► well i know i do too and I did not [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► realize that oh no this is the kind of [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► thing i'm facing now is realizing the [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► people we know listen to the show and [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► freaks me out and it's just super nice [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► you have got to fix that bug her people [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► bug here's the thing right now one less [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► day I'm saying that in the entire side [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► well there's not one link in the side [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► rail I don't want to click I don't click [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► on female realdoll female to male real [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► doll doll closet i'm so not clicking on [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► that was exactly what was that be great [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► name for a bar we had real dolls [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► you know i mean you can meet us there [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► anything that's right there money at [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► some other point that it was big money [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► to pretend the defense but here's the [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► thing here's the thing about a real doll [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► locations was the last one time I want [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► i'm a friend of mine was like he needed [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► to help a friend move his something or [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► couch or something and he was like hey [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► will you come help me help me move this [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► couch for this guy and I said yeah of [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► course and we got in his car we drove [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► over to this neighborhood that I never [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► went to and here's this guy super nice [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► guy [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► we're hanging out and we're gonna move [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► his couch for him and it too and then it [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► turns out he has a cockatiel right he [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► has a big white cockatoo like burning at [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► redbird yeah and so I'm fascinated by [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► this Bernie brings the burden i'm like [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► oh my god this bird is so amazing in the [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► bird gets on my finger and I'm i feel [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► like i'm really getting to know the bird [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► and the bird is getting to know me we're [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► really it's a smart bird were [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► interacting with each other [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► we're having a moment right and the guy [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► is remarking on it like wow he doesn't [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► usually like other people and this bird [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► is it my bird is really like [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► he digs you man like yeah your birthday [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► to me and I take your bird and we're [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► kind of where we're looking at each [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► other we're looking at each other's eyes [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► and that and the bird leans down and [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► kinda like gently grabs onto my lip with [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► his with his beak but he's being very [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► gentle and I'm like this is this is nice [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► he's he's giving me a kid at first I was [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► scared for now it's kind of let lift and [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► then the bird slips me the tone on man [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► bird puts his talk confidently well yeah [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► like a kiss and I went haha wow weird [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► and the guy the bird owner gets all bent [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► out of shape and he's like hey man why [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► you kissing my bird [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► y-you french kissing my bird dude and [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► he's pissed off and I'm like I didn't [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► French kiss your bird your face me I'll [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► just please understand i was young i was [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► holding them on my finger and looking [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► him in the eye and he pitches out he's [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► like he gives me a little blue tongue in [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► the mouth and the guys like give me my [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► bird back and it gets the bird is like [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► you know why don't you guys get out of [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► here like I don't even want you to move [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► my couch and he literally kicks us out [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► of his place we didn't do it we didn't [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► do the favor that we came to do and as [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► we drive off he's standing there on the [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► street like like kissing his bird and [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► all all hacked off of me because I was [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► like ghosts a copy to feel or whatever [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► and i was i was both offended and a [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► little disgusted when i realized that i [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► probably had salmonella at this point [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► but I feel like the problem with a real [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► doll is the same thing you if you [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► because these things are not inexpensive [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► know but I'm gonna get the sense that [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► there's a lot of craftsmanship and so [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► you buy one of these things you dress it [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► up you interact with you spend a lot of [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► time with it and then some guys come [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► over to move your couch and you're like [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► I want you to meet somebody like you [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► could you almost couldn't help you gotta [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► watch this you gotta watch this movie [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► its kind of actually it's sweet in its [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► way that it's there there's these a lot [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► of these guys sure there's like that [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► definitely somewhat sexual component to [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► it there forever alone [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► these guys that determines that a hyphen [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► it forever alone who afraid that that is [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► an internet meme ok but the young people [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► that from for chance I'll see I'm not [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► supposed to talk about it okay [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► I appreciate that trying to figure this [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► out cause I may have something here that [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► merits some funding and possibly some [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► kind of a series let's see okay sorry [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► Sam but in this case I just want you to [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► know they're made down by LA so if you [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► look around we could go to the factory [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► you can get a factor to her just one [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► should do that it's just I I'm trying to [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► all I'm trying to in advance figure out [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► what the etiquette is if somebody [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► introduces you to there right there dead [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► rubber girl do you put your tongue in [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► her mouth [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► I no not you know what else has been in [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► her mouth [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► I mean what did you put her hair do you [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► how do you interact that's a real it's a [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► really good question but i think i think [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► the first watch want to be clear that i [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► can I do apologize to the people of real [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► doll trade marketing was the same time [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► Marcus one of those fake cities in [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► California San Marcos unreal [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► scent-marking that's obviously made-up [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► they said they are the industry leader [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► since 1996 of the industry leader [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► yeah well that's that's that's a big [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► vertical space i guess it [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► they're just they're just talking all [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► the other dead rubber girl manufacturing [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► oh yeah because 3s yeah yeah exactly [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► faked all [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► yeah uh haha where the mcdonalds fuck [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► dolls now listen I have a feeling there [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► are places that are priced flora that we [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► could go to where we could get a lot of [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► extremely specific tests but here's what [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's gonna [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► be like a combination of being [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► introduced to somebody's younger than [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► she should be girlfriend not underage [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► but you know like old guy with lady in [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► her twenties kind of thing like meeting [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► her like to be that guy wonder you know [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► combined with a siamese cat and maybe a [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► nice car like I think all of the things [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► that you would observe [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► ok so in other words don't say she has [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► nice tits don't put your hands in her [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► mouth and don't start rubbing the [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► upholstery I think that's the kind of [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► thing somebody would respect you come in [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► you treat you treat my real dollars [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► respect just like you treat me and I [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► think the problem is that birth at Birth [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► sounds I I don't know a lot of guys you [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► know i'm not an alien sex expert John [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► but i think that that bird might have [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► been a little bit bird promiscuous or at [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► least let these human curious [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► I you know after all after I was a few [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► miles down the road I thought maybe the [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► bird was maybe that was a crime [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► for help maybe the person get me out of [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► here i'm imagining one of those [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► sequences were like suddenly because you [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► can get the bird out of your mind a [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► little bit of tongue is very slowly stop [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► stop you're still tasty bird seed [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► cockatiel okok 237 bird this was the [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► birth back anything they've been [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► together [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► yeah sure but I did I didn't do it [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► cytokines are fried and even know what [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► gender the bird was taken with that [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► could have been a totally gay experience [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► that I had with that bird it depends the [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► idea said beyond it being a french [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► kissing I think stipulated that if you [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► fuck something dead that the same gender [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► as you are it's not a gay thing [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► now what about what about an animal that [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► we talk i mean we got into this a little [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► bit right okay and what's this weekend [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► remember those guys that were down here [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► in woodinville that we're going out in [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► the middle of the night and having sex [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► with horses and then one guy got he died [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► can essentially well I i can't say how [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► much a horse can consent to having sex [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► with a guy with the taps twice and Cara [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► that hurts [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► hey one of the guys guys guys just not [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► you like carrots the horse was the horse [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► was having sex with him and Andy he [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► broke something on his inside on the [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► horses in science on the man's insides [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► of the horse he was the man in in this [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► scenario the horse he was the man [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► character they call that whore stopping [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► and the human man was the lady character [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► and and it broke something him and he [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► said I think that they were videotaping [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► it because that's what you do you don't [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► want to be having you don't want to let [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► this moment go undocumented and the guy [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► said Oh something just is wrong now and [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► they raised him to the hospital paint [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► horses have three large penises [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► I believe that's true i have i have its [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► there's not even a word close accidental [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► animals they sure are i think i think [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► this generally proportional thing [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► you know what I'm going to say this all [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► I'm gonna say is I you know I think if [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► you make yourself a lady horse I think I [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► don't say you get what you have coming [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► because god bless you anybody who's [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► happy doing what they're doing at the [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► horses into it i think they were hoping [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► that they got what was comin right but [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► it i think you're right if you make [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► yourself a lady horse it is on you [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► literally the burden is on you right to [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► not die from being a lady whore you [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► think you would call the next day waited [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► you know i think it's a it's a thing [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► where the owner of the horse did not [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► approve this sounds like we could be [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► getting into something tell mudak notice [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► seeking around but well this is [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► something like this is the condition a [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► lot of complexity in this and I think [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► because it did you just say no offense [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► as though I would be offended by you [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► making it might be something went from [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► there might be something in the pen took [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► i'm not sure but i think this is the [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► kind of thing where whether or not you [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► agree with this matter whether you want [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► think being a lady horses ethical [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► regardless of your religious background [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► I don't wanna get into religion I think [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► there are people that would have this [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► discussion about about about some of [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► these very things valentine's day is [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► Valentine's Day something I need to do [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► assuming you are not killed by the horse [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► that's fucking you what is the [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► obligation of that horse did that horse [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► internet freely have what the judge [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► Wapner is called a meeting of the minds [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► I think these are these are things you [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► think about because you know there's a [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► lot of stuff happening in the world [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► today John and I think I think we're [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► going to be facing more and more of the [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► lady horse type situations necklace is [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► necklace movie [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► no compliment yeah I I don't know a lot [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► about horses [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► although my cousin runs a horse [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► rehabilitation clinic outside of Austin [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► yeah but in my mind that existed even [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► drinking no no not for alcoholic courses [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► for like racehorses and thoroughbred [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► horse alcohol so like that's later on [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► that date for the racing no no it's that [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► they get hurt okay but you don't get [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► used to a horse would get hurt and you [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► shoot it because that because it was the [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► old west and and that's what you did in [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► the Old West if something you didn't [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► know what to do something he shot it but [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► now they have other they can do other [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► things they can get the horse they can [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► make a six-million-dollar horse that's [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► better faster stronger then obviously [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► the scene with a skirt and that's going [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► to describing to the parts where he'd be [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► able to do now [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► and for another thing i did not write [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► this is against my better judgment you [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► now have a bionic horsecock yeah super [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► an antenna I'm but I but my my [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► experience of horses is that if you if [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► you make yourself a lady horse for a [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► horse and the following day you don't [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► know what to get them [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► alfalfa haha a horse will always [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► appreciate a bouquet of alfalfa and it [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► and it really works for any situation it [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► works if they're recovering from [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► six-million-dollar horse surgeries for [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► success if you were a lady horse for the [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► night before in here wish I the next day [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► alfalfa I I know your link i just way [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► too early i don't think i don't think [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► horses contrived in the same way that [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► people do I think horses like dogs which [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► people also liked to be fucked by I [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► think I think horse snorts is mainly [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► want to please us they weren't feel [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► useful like border collies their earnest [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► earnest animals [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► yeah and so I I don't know see this is [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► the problem now i feel like i'm outside [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► I'm outside my element and i'm going to [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► say things that are gonna get me in [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► trouble but I don't think horses [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► overthink this stuff but the other [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► problems horses don't have phones at [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► least not in the same way that we do [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► right maybe that could be on the [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► facebook or something [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► this is very complicated today John i [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► said this before but i think the [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► valentine's Day is a test I think it's a [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► way to find out what somebody really [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► thinks about you and I personally we can [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► I just say like a lady horsing aside i [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► think i would love to be in a [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► relationship where was that clear that [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► when we love each other we have for sex [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► and then give each other alpha with [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► could you can you think back over the [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► last 20 years how much simpler [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► everything would be if i could have just [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► given a bouquet of alfalfa and [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► everything would be right there so many [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► garter belts I want to take back here's [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► the thing about domesticated horse you [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► remember that a horse does not is not [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► automatically domesticated horses is [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► free in the wind and you have to break [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► the horse horse of course you have [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► haha you have to put a saddle on the [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► horse and make the horse learn to like [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► it and ok now you get into my territory [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► in that sense i saw i saw an ad at the [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► albertsons isolate the albertsons [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► probably six weeks ago dressed up in her [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► getting ready to ride a horse outfit [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► oh and I almost my car flipped over my [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► kitchen is just a pile of like girls [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► like groceries and goldfish crackers and [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► soups oriented because because she had a [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► riding crop and I know whenever the [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► crowd part of it just does pants do [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► something two ladies behind [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► yeah you know I'm a big behind guy make [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► it seem wider as with the day that they [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► make it seem well cared for those are [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► expensive pants and a woman in a pant [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► parents like that yes it has an [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► expensive bottom you know it's a very [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► expensive bottom and you know what [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► that's the lady who sought them some [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► things through [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► you don't just fucking show up at [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► albertsons in in the giant boots and [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► then the tight pants and a little hat [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► you just do that that's crazy [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► she knows what she's doing yeah like I'm [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► sexy nervous like fuck that this is this [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► is this is the real thing that now i [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► want to cover more thing she's been to [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► the Korean spa and had a lady tweeze [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► every last little little piece of downy [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► fur out of her bottom [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► did you get that from horse always talk [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► about bleaching know her own down if [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► ever came out just thinking get your [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► butt bleach know about that I didn't [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► know about that [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► okay here's the thing that one thing i [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► want to close the door close the hole on [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► the real thing here's the thing [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► now you when you go in I haven't got to [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► I'm really I gotta be honest with you I [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► look at a lot of terrifying things on [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► the internet but I'm there's so many of [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► these links I'm not clicking on just [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► because I can't write but if memory [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► serves this is a this is like what this [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► is like buying a pc in the late nineties [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► you go in and you give them a lot of [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► specificity about what you're looking [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► for if memory serves down to things like [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► fingernails like you don't want that [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► creepy French manicure thing right like [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► I don't know I think maybe when you [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► choose the body types on i can't say i [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► give abyss creations of San Marcos [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► California a lot of credit because [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► because they put the power in the hands [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► of the horse man here I hope they [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► sponsor us after this i would like to i [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► would like to get if not a free dollar [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► at least some money on something like [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► you might like to least get one he's got [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► one of these ladies to spin [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► you know what take around the block who [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► I'm not going to deny it [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► Iran curious i think that i would have [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► some remorse i think the next day I [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► would show up with a with some alfalfa [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► and try and yeah smooth it over [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► that's right shine the saddle but not [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► know if I could set you know what I [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► don't know what you like in bed always [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► been as Gentiles and remanding have you [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► ever met a man who cared about a woman's [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► manicure that is that is an example of a [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► thing that women do for one another [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► I i can't i can't see how I was like oh [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► your fingernails [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► oh my god when i get this real doll I'm [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► gonna have I'm gonna have a I'm gonna [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► get her fingernails a certain way like I [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► certainly I have never looked at a [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► woman's fingernails and thoughts really [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► good cricket bat for me okay i think i [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► think there is a i can personally to [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► answer questions i don't think i have [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► but i think there's this whole [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► constellation ok so there's all the [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► bullshit that every move likes what i [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► wanted to have boobs and then is on the [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► other side which is like I want her to [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► have a prosthetic leg and be named Amy [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► me right and then all between the song [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► she just flipped the switch is re [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► actually Amy I was at the store for that [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► importantly the day she got a new one [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► here at the prosthetic limb prophetic [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► prosthetic limb store is called the [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► plaintiff is colliding with my suddenly [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► speaking like Elmer fuck off Amy Amy [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► seven stumptown holster laughs it's [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► actually neighborhood in that pic no [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► it's called Portland stumptown a [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► Portland used to be called stumptown [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► it's alright it was almost a really good [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► joke right [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► yeah that was a great job and moving on [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► the here's the thing i was just a little [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► too smart [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► yeah okay that's it nice to meet you [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► would have said the the the thing about [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► this is uh yes yes absolutely there's a [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► continuum right and there's in between [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► you could call it somewhere between a [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► preference in a fetish and I think like [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► the fetish folks have a pretty good idea [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► of what they're looking for [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► we're not always an easy time getting it [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► but like you know the further off on the [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► continuum you are like the tougher that [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► maybe I think I killed all comes in [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► handy there because i think actually [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► network you its kind of gives you an [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► idea of like if you're going to that was [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► a pretty good job i want to get this [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► well I think they can you can get a kind [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► of handy i think i was like i like how [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► much can I like choke my doll may [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► you gotta break ok alright i couldn't [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► thank you [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► how much can i took my dog do so with [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► the gods later okay with a particularly [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► chocobo the faq number 12 how much [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► weight can the doll support one sentence [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► real dollars can safely support over 400 [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► back and I'm sure I swear to you i'm [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► sure they're guys who have read that [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► make you have gone only 400 pounds darn [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► 14 tell me more about the dolls entries [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► what is the range of dice wasn't better [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► Judas Priest record haha what is the [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► range of the dolls joints may give me a [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► couple more gonna come up can a real [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► dogs fingers closed and grip the hand [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► each that's the Handy we were talking [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► yep there's a lot there's a lot in your [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► home against there's lots of stuff in [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► here stuff whereas we are hemorrhaging [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► listeners right now by the way [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► yeah so many people city point you bring [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► up a really really excellent point [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► though and now we're getting into like [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► anthropology is the thing like okay so i [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► think you're right i think there are [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► some things like let's be honest like [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► mostly things like hairstyles definitely [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► things like general style of dress [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► things like what how you know Steve [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► manicures but how you choose to do [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► things like keeping those like you know [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► like like do you wear a scarf [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► do you have this kind of backpack i [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► think it's a whole bunch of stuff that [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► is like a very much a woman's way like a [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► man's way same is like a man would have [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► like an expensive thing like you're in a [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► nice thing or a signifying thing I think [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► there are people who buy iphones because [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► they want to be somebody who bought an [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► iphone but I think there's a lot of [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► things were yes it could be a telegraph [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► to two other people and I think I think [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► like there's a lot of cute girls [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► important i bought a telegraph absolute [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► em see that was a smart little too smart [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► for once and there's a lot like really [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► really cute ladies in portland I [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► realized that like would never would [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► have anything to do with me but I [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► respect that [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► yeah and its kind can i get customized [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► lobby and nipples as faq number one [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► abhiya yes we are able to do customized [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► genitalia and nipples your pronunciation [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► of certain things is one of the great [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► joys for me [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► whatever i would like to write them and [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► just say could I get salami nipples [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► now you're misunderstanding me yeah no [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► sir I don't [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► mr. game you cannot be so many levels [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► did she call with the lampshade the [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► thing about girls in portland according [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► to this book this them a lot of cute [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► girls in portland well there are but [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► Portland the used to be at least and I [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► think this is still true about it it was [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► that it was the place where punk rock [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► and hippie perfectly Mel great way to [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► put it [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► so that every punk rock girl is about [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► forty percent hippie and every hippie [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► girl is about forty percent punk rock [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► but so often it works it shouldn't work [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► but it shouldn't work at all but it [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► works amazingly so you're driving around [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► here like oh look at that stinky but [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► you're like alright with she's kind of [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► punk and so hot and then you look over [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► here like all that punk girl in here oh [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► wait but she's kind of hippie like it's [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► it's so works and and girl after girl [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► after girl and I've never been to [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► another place in the universe where [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► where the the culture so perfectly [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► combines these two generally disgusting [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► a sort of sort of stylistic and [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► lifestyle choices and and melds it into [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► something that's so appealing [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► yeah in a way that is if I may say [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► organic like it doesn't seem like you [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► just slap into things together you know [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► I mean rights [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► ya know it's absolutely organic right [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► it's like these girls all but you seen [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► people in portland like ladies that you [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► be like say oh that's a very attractive [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► woman like you say like she's very [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► attractive right well this is this is [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► the old idea in your head i went to a [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► different town and the girls are all [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► cute problem [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► well here's the thing if you guys on [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► cisco there are so many cute girls and [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► services you don't even want to do with [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► yourself especially if you just been to [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► LA [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► oh my god that's like that's like that's [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► like real dolls and cars which is a [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► great Buzzcocks song okay here's the [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► problem now under customs also fake you [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► number five can you sculpt a custom [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► header likeness from a photo [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► o course they can the longer one much [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► longer question number 6 under customers [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► can have a doll made of a celebrity [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► model or my ex-girlfriend if i bring a [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► driver's license to you can you make the [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► real doll that looks just like the [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► person in the drivers have been a lot of [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► guys wanted to go to the next step [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► which would be cloning which is that if [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► i can bring the sock that I stole can [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► you can start with the foot obviously if [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► i bring some garbage that i found didn't [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► buy anything by a foot to fuck that you [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► know there's fuckable feet you can buy [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► not only did i know this but I saw one [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► on the internet the other day not just [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► it's not just it's not a lifelike foot [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► then you that you are [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► frottage engaging it's a foot that has a [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► vagina in it [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► I haven't seen that that's a good idea [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► it's a foot and then ok but on the [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► bottom of the foot there's actually a an [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► orifice which doesn't look like any [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► offices you've seen before is it looks [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► like an office that I have seen in other [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► locations [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► I mean it like this i know i have never [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► seen one with a with a with the orifice [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► on the bodies in front door back door [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► it's a front door the front door and [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► it's an enlightened or in a disembodied [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► foot which part which part of the fake [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► rubber foot like it's on your foot and [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► the energy one because old say giant be [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► sold in China as you would say the lobby [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► area is on the soul of the of the foot [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► of the Dead what a great by the way one [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► of the great rejected titles for an [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► outgoing records all vagina and so the [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► thing that I think we still have not [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► fully established is that this is a [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► bespoke fate so we get your term right [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► this is a bespoke it up you do get the [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► pic i was writing this your free [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► discussion and I don't derail but it's a [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► very important question so yes on the [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► continuum on the one side you got really [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► don't want to get derailed from this ma [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► I you know what I'm John we've been [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► friends for several years and i have to [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► tell you I never I'd very some think [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► ahead I'm just very happy to just do [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► things with you as you know but like [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► it's hard for me to think of a [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► non-obvious topic that needs deeper [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► penetration in this issue i think we can [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► talk about music we store going to have [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► our Paul McCartney shows i'm gonna [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► bullshit the anybody could guess boy [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► generally gonna talk about toilet paper [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► and food let me go fucking get my anyway [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► so here's the many of my toilet paper [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► and fruit so i can that's why along well [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► that's alright that's right there's a [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► lot of customization available you can [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► get the kind of hair you want to stop [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► this in a minute by trying to scare you [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► can't let me let me know yes now please [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► jump in [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► let me ask here it is what you're saying [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► is it is impossible [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► want to buy a stock realdoll you have to [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► make a custom rules you're going to make [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► me click on things you can't just buy [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► like version a you have to say i want i [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► want with no you're not getting off that [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► easy buddy [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► I want Angelina Jolie lips and i want i [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► want to challenge [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► charlize theron such oh my spirit our [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► King god I'm so sorry I've done breaking [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► all my rules defined i'm typing I'm [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► looking at the internet and i'm sending [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► you a link in the robot I'm sorry [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► portions here I don't whatever her name [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► is you can buy the here's the thing you [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► get a standard female with all three [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► entries first of all from now on I'm [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► calling all of the penetrable lady parts [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► entries holy my goodness that's six [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► thousand dollars for that almost 5999 [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► now scroll down you can get elf ears [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► front if you don't keep going keep going [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► to be in tears skin tone skin tone skin [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► tones expression of cases that looks [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► like tawny kitaen I was sure does what [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► she's the one married to one married the [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► guy in Journey oh I was a tiny Kane tiny [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► tiny can contain me and was married to [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► the guy from whitesnake David Coverdale [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► shemale doll [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► yeah yeah good now John can just be [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► clear that what you're watching a look [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► at the first times under option a [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► detachable penis [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► oh my god that's the king missile song [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► detachable promote detachable penis you [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► know it's disappointing show everyone [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► 200 that's a modest matches the worst i [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► don't regret from from yeah that's his [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► names like John Donne faces on the same [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► doctor dr. Phil what the username San [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► Francisco he seems nice but what you're [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► saying the modest mouse was the most [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► disappointing rock show you've ever been [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► to [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► yep I don't want to get derailed from [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► the shemale real doll but what happened [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► to the modest mouse concert i hope they [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► were high because I hope they were out [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► there either high or I hope they were [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► mad about craft services because I've [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► never been to any more phoned in fucking [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► show in my entire life this is nineteen [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► ninety seven or eight seals around the [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► real size of the real west highway west [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► what the fuck's that they had that they [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► were there huffing modeling glue at that [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► point but they are guys from them you [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► don't you know I i can i can enjoy a lot [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► of things John I like a lot of different [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► kinds of music you know I don't like a [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► low show because I don't like being [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► shushed and being told to sit [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► indian-style yeah I want to go to a low [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► show I mean shush to two different [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► locations for a permanently attached [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► penis with testicles but no vagina add [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► seven hundred and fifty dollars for your [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► order [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► can I just ask is there is there [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► anything to be lost by making it [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► detachable because it seems to me that [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► you know you've got options now let me [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► ask you this when you detach it what do [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► you have there is it is it a bolt is an [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► entry but he has a question then you [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► know you can change you can change to a [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► different size penis attachment [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► additionally this attachment for [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► tutoring for Johnny being cynical about [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► this there are stairs so much to this [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► that we're not taking into account we're [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► coming in and we're just making jokes [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► about this this is flexibility this is [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► what your ability absence see is [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► permanently attached penis no testicles [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► but with the vagina intact and that cost [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► a thousand dollars [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► oh and that's what Jamie Jamie Lee [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► Curtis kind deal you have ever you have [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► every option then can I get you to click [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► on female realdoll to the left rail [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► alright that is not what I'm impressed [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► with his custom skin tones you probably [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► already there are you already there you [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► can get a blue doll what no I all sizes [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► yet you're in the moment with the label [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► realdoll to is what you're so funny you [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► say that cause I've developed a crush on [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► a blue lady in Star Wars needs that name [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► is all whether your name is at Ayla Ayla [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► sakura she and the ischemia could [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► cantina scene are you talking about one [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► of the non-canonical Star Wars no no [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► it's canonical well as canonical in the [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► sense that is clone wars and now when I [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► it's it's a cartoon watching the kids [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► ooic it's one of the team that gets in [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► between two and three [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► it's Star Wars fanfic no no no no no no [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► it's it's a really good cartoon don't [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► look at the later ones that will give [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► you the right idea [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► ok so another thing about I I'm I'm [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► attracted to the victoria model and 10 [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► Layla is kinda nice too huh [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► please continue looking up with that [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► might mean it's Victoria's kind of seems [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► like an Irish last kind of wide faced [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► Irish girl and she seems mad she seems a [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► little drunk and you getting it was nice [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► as the edge like seven minutes long [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► after you come in here there's a really [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► long on piano kota up that too smart [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► they're not smart enough [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► oh IC we talked about this blue cartoons [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► she has that girl was in the original [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► Star Wars well [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► oh here is it wasn't she on on on boba [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► fett Iran the job of the huts sex barge [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► oh no I think again you know she's the [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► same and she's got a two-hour lack I [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► think I've gotten a lot of secure wasn't [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► while I was gone [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► yeah I don't know looking at right no no [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► I know you're talking about you're [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► talking about you're just throwing to [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► the the rank or because he's displeased [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► with her right [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► yeah no no she's a toilet she apparently [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► she wears that outfit because it gives [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► according to wiki wiki pedia because it [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► gives her more flexibility as a Jedi [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► well she's glad she's a fucking Jedi and [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► she's like super confident and blue and [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► her head dependency that she's a [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► twilight they'll have that that so that [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► wasn't why I like you saw John John you [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► even know where wikipedia is on the [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► Internet [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► John just go search for Wikipedia and [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► yes it does have two hours and 2 e's [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► John can I ask you to please click and [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► let's leave let's leave or I'll behind [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► me why don't you know about her right [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► now let's go to female realdoll to the [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► left trail for anybody playing along i [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► hope you can figure all this out again I [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► actually apologized a final time you get [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► a little too I'm bearing that you are [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► they have been the industry leader since [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► 1996 i would like to extend a really [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► serious apology to everybody at realdoll [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► TM of San someplace [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► ok imitating GRU there i don't care [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► about to order form she was she weighs [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► 80 pounds of his five-foot-three this is [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► the problem with not finishing the first [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► part of this this is a really real [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► fucking real doll like it weighs stuff [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► you pick it up and it feels like a lady [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► fielding an honest-to-god actual real [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► dead rubber girl [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► ok so anybody's going to this I don't [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► know here's your skin tone options fair [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► fair asian who medium medium tan the [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► headlight African light African you [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► can't get a dark effort there's no [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► fucking Grace Jones button i click the [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► shit out of that see that that offended [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► now Mara your Bishop should be a darker [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► can I get in tomorrow with a fair they [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► do a preview I but it's not all laughter [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► probably crazy if you got a bar but with [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► fair skin [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► yeah but you know what she'd look like [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► should look like an albino black girl I [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► look at every one of these real doll [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► faces and I see a problem in [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► this relationship with every one of [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► these faces and all my fault you know in [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► high school my high school girlfriend [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► was a redhead girl what's her name her [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► name was Kelly she was a she was a [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► german irish girl she had all burnt hair [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► and freckles [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► Wow is she strong confident she was very [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► confident but we were walking down the [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► street one day and this is in the [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► eighties of course and she had her hair [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► I think she had done her auburn hair in [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► cornrows is because yeah I didn't like [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► it either but it was the eighties and so [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► it was everybody thought that they were [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► gonna be bo Derek for a week and a half [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► right yet she had her she had her hair [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► in cornrows were walking down the street [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► and some rednecks drive by and roll down [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► the window and shout out nigger lover [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► and now their friend out to you and we [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► looked around and we were the only [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► people on the street and then she looked [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► at me and I looked at her and she [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► started laughing she was like they think [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► I'm black God and I looked at her and [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► all of a sudden you know this incredibly [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► light skin to freckle-faced Irish girl [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► with cornrows it transformed in my eyes [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► to an albino black girl who has that [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► kind of you know when the ANC of albino [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► black person they look like a redheaded [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► Irish girl and we had oh my god we're i [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► think you may have found some kind of [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► human wormhole that's really where Jon [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► that's exactly what we realized then [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► that race was a myth well we learned a [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► lesson about love [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► moving on it now for your finger and toe [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► nail color are you going French manicure [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► pink red burgundy or bronze think i'm [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► gonna go I don't like any of these I [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► want just known to get no polish that's [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► not an option [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► what's your guess I guess read it seems [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► kinda also French manicure [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► I hate French manicure so much about you [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► too but you know what time are we don't [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► have time anymore [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► Oh nuts are so disgusting it just says [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► it just says like business is deaf girl [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► now hairstyle this is going to be [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► complicated i get a custom hairstyle i [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► don't want natural lips because those [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► don't look natural looks like peach [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► I wish to hell yeah I wish they'd let me [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► read this on this website forum this is [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► that there's a lot of you I things that [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► they can make a lot easier here I think [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► if i'm only like seven ish yo male [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► converter for 30 yet [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► the John echo slamming has friends would [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► say my hand to God I think we saw that [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► at the exact same second oh boy you [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► don't want to zoom in on that I do i do [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► not i'm sitting out consumed in zooming [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► out i'm zooming out across the room [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► I don't look like let's take either a [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► workout machine or some kind of a frosty [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► drink maker and I don't think maybe [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► maybe a video game like a flight based [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► video game don't see how architectural [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► II that can support a 400-pound man i [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► think i think the little dingus that [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► holds it into the the shell of the dead [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► lady dead rubber lady body is going to [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► be very strong it's going to steal based [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► yeah there's there's titanium or you [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► know what it is it's a terminator body [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► under there [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► ok I was where I was worried that glands [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► just gonna pop right off its it's some [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► kind of Terminator thing and and that [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► way if you can I don't know what you [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► would I mean the only reason to have [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► that appendage that apparatus attached [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► to this girl is that you would sit up [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► and I just figured make yourself a lady [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► horse riding cinema and sit on this [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► well there it is John there is no sorry [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► I don't interrupt you but here is [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► question answered little to the shemale [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► converter that I just sent you that [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► explains that they're using physics but [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► that still doesn't seem like call maybe [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► I'm going to examine it out of silicone [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► responds it's a five basic machines now [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► can John kind of plants all you have to [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► work out for four minutes a day that's [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► right and the exercise machine cost [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► forty thousand dollars that's right it's [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► 30 pounds of solid steel can i point out [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► two things that I just figured out where [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► the real money is so you say yes yes sir [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► you will be paying six thousand dollars [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► for these kind of point out two things [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► oh wait a minute shit i have so much to [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► cover vagina attachment style permanent [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► or removable but look at this [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► ok so good on extra google vagina don't [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► go down to extra options and what do you [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► see one cup just literally one cup size [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► larger breasts how much uh I I navigated [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► away like I couldn't look anymore but [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► now it now you have to walk me back [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► through there but now i'm looking at elf [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► ears is the other page here's the thing [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► like I'm at Comic Con here [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► ok so because it is lots of men like [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► comic-con requires one girl with elf [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► ears around and a lot of men looking [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► mater runner behind surrounded by 6400 [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► round metal hard for me to understand [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► why you won't go to that ok so here's [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► the thing that reason of these these [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► don't come back to that there's a these [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► ladies these real doll ladies is that I [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► say that right real dog again I want to [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► apologize to the real tall people tried [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► Merle damn these these dolls institue as [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► they arrive have what I would describe [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► in context as something very near jugs [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► the two basic models have either so [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► there's the 33 morning there c cups and [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► personally I gotta say of all the cops [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► to see cup is one of my favorite cups i [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► think the C cup is I think it's good [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► amount of like a medium-sized coke 0 [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► underneath the human female converter [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► yes you did not see the click here to [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► see the masterpiece eyes collected on [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► closing that I just above that John [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► please look at one cup size larger [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► breasts and tell me the number [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► 850 bucks for what you want to deke up [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► you're going to pay a hundred fifty [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► dollars Martin out man get you to go to [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► the very bottom of the page and look for [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► the red text because I think this is [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► where it all comes together [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► realdoll express $500 your dollars [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► guaranteed to be manufactured and [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► shipped within four weeks of reform [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► receipt of payment huh [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► Wow normal manufacturing time is [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► estimated at eight weeks could be longer [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► is your question you spent this is [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► something i learned back in the day as [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► you know used to do things with web [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► pages and that well first we under the [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► economic notion of sunk cost fallacy we [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► all know that for example if I get [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► somebody fill out to fill out the first [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► like page of a form let's say all I'm [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► asking for is your name and city just [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► that act of making you go to the next [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► page really stupid oddly enough [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► increases the chances that you'll fill [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► out the whole form because you've [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► already spent some time on it now here's [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► the thing this this i could see somebody [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► getting a bottle of absolut and spending [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► a real long time filling out this form [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► trying some different things I've done [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► this with building max like not inside [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► what if I get this hard drive what if i [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► get that hard drive you get down to the [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► bottom and you've been thinking a lot [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► about all the different ways you can you [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► can fuck you you're dead rubber girl [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► prices begin to the bottom and you see [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► that little clique box for real doll [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► express and you realize your your life [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► there's a fork in the road now my friend [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► you can either wait you can wait for [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► four weeks to fuck a dead rubber girl [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► you can wait for eight weeks to find you [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► could add but you pay big five hundred [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► dollars and cut your time in half [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► you're literally you're literally [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► spending that is why I just clarify one [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► thing I want to apologize to the real [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► doll family [TS]