Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello John how are you hi marlon good [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► morning how are you I'm doing I'm doing [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► well had some tater tots I feel pretty [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► that's a good breakfast i'm not saying [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► you're Merlin Mann theme because I've [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► i'm tired of people thinking they know [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► me huh [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► he may know what I'm gonna do and [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► knowing your movements at a time [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► yeah I don't like it so I'm some thrown [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► a curveball I think about it okay [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► I think it's great i think is totally i [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► think is totally on brand you take [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► different reality that you talked about [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► this a little bit you take different [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► routes sometimes if you can sell every [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► time even if it means anything it means [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► i have to drive on the sidewalk for some [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► portion of my route i'm going to take a [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► different way but in this case you know [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► where with the with with our [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► conversations I started to feel like [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► you're I was becoming as becoming theme [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► attic and I don't want to be that wide [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► open my own man [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► good for you i didn't really even [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► thought about these things [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► well because I saw you this week because [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► I saw you in person [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► sure i'm pretty sure who I got on an [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► elevator and there was a guy in there [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► who the people is wearing a leather top [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► at he said his name was Marilyn man talk [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► I looked like I know Merlin Mann protect [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► I mean they might be castor Lincoln he [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► was very convincing though so let's see [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► what term would be like forecaster [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► Lincoln castro Lincoln guest or like his [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► letters but he's he lives in the castro [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► but it's of course he does well i mean [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► that's that's his home in the East live [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► in illinois now that he was born in [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► Kentucky and then was in Illinois [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► alright what it a blinkin yeah listen I [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► didn't come here to talk about Abe [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► Lincoln wow you keep you don't have had [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► I could ask that morning [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► here's here's the thing you know though [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► improv comedy uh philosophy that you [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► know you never say no you always say yes [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► and who I don't believe in that [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► sometimes you just say no I think we can [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► all agree this and [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► good idea ah haha I i agree to disagree [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► with that statement [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► uh-uh I don't like talking about [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► computers but i didn't notice yesterday [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► that I i looked in on my internet feed [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► and saw that someone had stipulated what [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► we can all agree on to you directly [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► yes i was i was tempted i was tempted to [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► jump into a bunker or something [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► a fellow podcaster actually so one who [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► has never listen to my podcast i'm [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► almost certain guys you hear that you [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► hear my heart breaking up because he [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► can't get on his Victrola uh I lately my [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► braces have been really bothering me huh [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► and last night they were they were [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► really cutting up my lip so you know [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► when you have braces that give you this [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► wax huh [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► you're supposed to put on the braces to [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► keep it from to keep what is evidently [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► barbed wire in your in your mouth from [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► tearing your face apart and i slept with [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► this wax on my braces last night i just [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► i just realized that it's the wax is [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► still in there so if you can hear it in [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► my voice [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► don't be confused i didn't buy my tongue [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► or anything i just have wax on my braces [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► doesn't make you what's the weather like [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► marble mouth doesn't make it harder to [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► articulate and I don't go to the I think [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► it's the huge slashes in my inner lip [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► that make it harder to talk I last night [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► I was walking home about four o'clock in [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► the morning i'm walking through the [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► neighborhood where these two people [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► walking side-by-side very slowly both [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► dressed in Canada who leather trench art [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► not trying to go to leather car coats [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► you know what I mean like a duster not a [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► duster know but like like a leather like [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► a puffy leather jacket that just goes [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► down to the to the bottom of your wallet [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► ok ok sure a mid-length and it's and [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► it's 4am and generally like two people [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► walking slowly in puffy leather coats [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► and 4am but it's a kind of thing that a [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► lot of people would walk to the other [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► side of the street or or you know or ask [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► themselves like mi what's happened in my [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► life that I'm here with these two people [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► I'm sending me their jackets i'm not [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► super familiar with the culture we [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► talking like a Capitol Hill or [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► neighborhood toughs [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► well that was that was hard to discern [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► from behind but i can say i can say in [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► the great like hipster fashion chase [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► where the kids the hipster kids are [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► always trying to find the last good [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► thing at their stores and turned into a [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► new fashion meme the puffy leather car [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► coat has yet to they have yet to adopt [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► it you know what I mean like when you [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► see a puffy leather cargo particularly [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► two of them you can be pretty sure that [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► the people don't also have handlebar [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► mustaches but it's a that that is still [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► the purview but the puffy coats are [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► still the purview of actual poor people [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► or bad people see begin at the end of [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► story and you decide them up a little [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► bit before i'm trying to size him up and [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► there and there are a couple of halfway [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► houses on this street so I'm like mm I [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► don't you know and one of the halfway [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► houses for is for drug abusers and sex [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► offenders and the other halfway houses [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► for people who are developmentally [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► disabled and have committed a crime in [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► between and make a whole house there are [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► a whole way house looks like i don't see [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► the block party for this but you know [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► the one the halfway house that's for [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► just like criminal people is a is scary [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► because there's you know they're bad bad [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► people there but the halfway house for [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► four like people who have mental and [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► emotional problems and are also [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► criminals is this really the one as [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► you're walking kind of near it [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► you have to be have to be ready for [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► anything [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► ok so it isn't just pick up a good we'll [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► sort of like occupational therapy thing [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► it's like these are people who probably [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► did a couple of bad things to end up in [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► the halfway house [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► yeah maybe watch for a while before they [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► move the other half exactly ok so anyway [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► I'm why I'm in this vicinity and had a [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► mocking behind these two people in the [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► car coat and then one of them the bigger [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► of the two when I'm about 15 feet behind [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► them and getting into you know you're [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► about 15 feet here within your then [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► range now if they wanted to turn around [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► and throw something at you so I get into [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► get into a little bit more of a my [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► posture doesn't change but I'm it my [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► readiness is in [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► danced and then the the bigger of the [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► two suddenly starts crab walking like [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► like sinks his butt down displays his [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► feet apart and starts like click 10 crab [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► walking like sideways [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► well he still hasn't seen me they don't [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► know i'm behind them but if using a kata [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► he's kinda walking his feet are pointing [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► an object directions and he's walking [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► like a Charlie Chaplin accepted Charlie [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► Chaplin was trying to walk over a yoga [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► ball and so now my readiness is really [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► in hands because that's what's this [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► little hairs on the back of your neck [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► for reasons you can explain your [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► starting to start a little bit yeah [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► something about something quite right [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► what's this new wrinkle FN so as I go [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► around them there they are argued the [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► the the the the thinner one of the two [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► is looking at the crab walking one and [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► like trying to figure out what's going [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► on [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► that's what I go around them the bigger [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► one says you gotta listen to voice goes [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► our got such a bad rash and I realized [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► they had their own problems that I [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► didn't need my readiness went back to [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► zero i went back to DEFCON 10 that's [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► miserable [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► oh its remit there right it's pretty [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► humid you make all right well i don't [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► think the rash is a product of his [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► humidity I think the idea of the puffy [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► leather coat first it like a moisture [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► but yeah I mean you want something going [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► to breathe [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► yeah you'll rust your undercarriage [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► right it's a rookie mistake there's [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► something that tells you that you should [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► wear something loose right and I think [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► looseness is the problem i mean in my [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► experience when I've gotten rashes it's [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► it's looseness is the culprit [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► I mean certainly it's had its you know [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► you know it's a Chad it's a chance [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► provocateur you know like you're not [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► taking showers enough and and probably [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► you know just beyond its not being up up [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► speed on hygiene but in case i think [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► itís tightness helps a rash a lot more [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► than loose in this heat pump at that [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► point by giving up he's probably in this [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► giant s [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► puffy boxers and you needed you need to [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► take a break maybe he went swimming who [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► earlier and forgot to bring a change of [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► clothes and then sat in the backseat of [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► a station wagon for the long drive home [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► vinyl seat a non-vital see with his swim [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► trunks on [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► that's a sure way to get a rash looks [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► like that it's writing the book I've had [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► a few rashes in my day off the [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► cheeseheads I thought you know I'm your [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► show John but I'm i'm super-interested [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► in rashes and I have to imagine a man [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► like yourself you will walk more miles [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► than most people have driven and you [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► certainly driven more mouse unless [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► people are driven by the way i would [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► like to circle back at some point very [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► very with your driving has taken on a [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► degree of certainty that I don't [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► remember being there before [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► it'sit's really admirable but you walk [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► with certainty you can now you can scope [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► out a crab [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► well you know what i want to do long [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► distance walks this is not something I [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► would tell anybody but i'll tell you [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► ok i do long-distance walks especially [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► when i'm walking in Europe for instance [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► i always go by German underwear because [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► the Germans where ladies here to get [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► across the borders [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► well not just that but the Germans wear [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► those little bikini underwear because [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► there's something wrong with them but [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► those are much better for walking there [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► are big voluminous American underwear so [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► on my on my on my especially long walk [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► that I did I trade all my American [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► underwear very early on for German [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► bikini underwear men's bikini underwear [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► over which is great great for great [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► they're really am it's very supportive [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► the worst rash i ever had similar to a [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► lot of laundry soaps [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► ah ok the worst crash i had when i was a [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► freshman in college i bought my i bought [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► my own laundry detergent for the first [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► time because what when you're living at [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► home because you never buy your own [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► laundry detergent so I my college i [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► bought my own laundry detergent i bought [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► the cheapest laundry detergent I could [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► because i'm actually I was an idiot [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► and since i was a freshman in college I [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► had a I had worn every item of clothing [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► that i owned before ever doing a load of [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► laundry right I wasn't you do it was it [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► was the three months in to the to my [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► freshman year I had worn every item of [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► clothing as many times as you could wear [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► them before I needed to do a huge load [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► of laundry I need to I need to wash all [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► my clothes and as you know I'm a little [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► bit of a clothes horse so I had I had [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► Empire isles of laundry and I took it [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► all down stairs to the laundry room in [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► the dorm and I did all my clothes [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► oh yeah I'll now and I card to buy it [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► was a hold it was a good try entire [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► Saturday Carter others like dollar store [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► quality detergent [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► oh yeah exactly was ninety-nine cents [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► for a big huge thing of of what what is [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► probably like lie it's like the [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► component parts are lie like aluminum [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► flakes mercury it's like when they put [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► the glass in the cocaine right yeah [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► right right it's like getting to see him [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► distracted driver makes it seem more [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► effective fiberglass uh-huh so I I hang [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► up my clothes and I have this tremendous [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► feeling of accomplishment i am a full [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► grown person I have done my laundry and [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► I have all fresh longer I can go another [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► three months without doing one and i put [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► on my first change of clothes on my new [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► clothes on Monday morning and I go to [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► class and i'm sitting in class and i [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► start to itch and by the time the class [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► is over and I've made it back to my room [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► from my wrists to my ankles I am red and [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► swollen and puffed out like a like a [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► like a puffy leather jacket except read [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► as a monkey's ass look I know and I'm [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► lying in my bed I'm in torment you know [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► I'm lying in my bed naked like groaning [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► nothing can be done about this rash you [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► know just test them i just have to lay [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► there naked every single article of [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► clothing you own is going to cause the [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► same problem everything that my roommate [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► is appalled [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► he was appalled by me to begin with and [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► now I'm like swollen and naked he's just [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► like so grossed rows down so I think to [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► myself I spent forty dollars on the on [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► laundry are doing laundry I don't want [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► to go spend another forty dollars to [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► rewatch all these clothes so in the [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► middle of the night I take all my [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► clothes down to the communal showers and [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► I hang them up on the other two it's [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► like it such a twenty20 person shower I [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► hang the clothes up all around the [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► shower and I turned all the showers on [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► and i'm washing all my clothes in the [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► shower I'm not watching them rinsing [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► them and so the next day I get called [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► down to the to the priest who [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► administers our dorm and he sits me to [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► sit me down in his chair he gives me [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► electron hygiene and says you realize [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► that you can't just take your clothes in [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► the shower somewhat someone reported [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► that you're washing your clothes in the [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► shower and you know that that doesn't [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► get them clean [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► okay wait a minute it was too difficult [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► to explicitly narc to the Jesuit like [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► somebody somebody somebody she just [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► letter was your judgments something sure [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► somebody's Archon you some kid came down [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► the hall with a towel over his shoulder [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► at 1am thinking like I'll take a [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► late-night shower and then one day they [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► got the pic of the red phone and said [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► you know for syphilis [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► I'm really worried I'm worried about [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► John Roderick yeah well they opened the [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► shower door and I was in there like [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► Mickey Mouse in his wizard had with all [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► my it slide in READ&WRITE get acquainted [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► with all my dancing mushroom close you [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► know I'm animating all my clothes I just [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► know that would regulate though you were [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► not in there in a pair of 50 ones you [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► were naked red and swollen with all of [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► your clothes all my clothes man i would [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► have knocked first [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► well you have from especially since you [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► know normally if somebody's in a shower [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► later now you don't know what they're [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► like that guy still knocks to this day [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► after that that's scarring [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► yeah you got your fingers and be to get [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► that shit out here [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► and this continues to this day now when [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► i was a kid i was very sensitive i think [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► this was pretty common when I was a kid [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► I you know i'm not i don't have you know [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► like head Colton allergies now I don't [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► think I skin allergies i don't have [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► penicillin and a friend who dutch [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► chocolate a milk chocolate would make [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► her sick penicillin to milk chocolate Oh [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► chocolate milk chocolate milk and I can [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► although Borden's opposed to imagine [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► that isn't the worst that's terrible I [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► have it I have a dear friend his son [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► can't have like he gets sick giving the [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► test like he had to go to the emergency [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► room whether we're giving him the test [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► that's how little like milk am I feel so [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► grateful that I want that for me was mr. [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► bubble and I took it only took one time [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► for us to go oh my god this bullshit is [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► killing our child [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► yeah i was i was identified as bad as [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► you but basically every part of me that [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► was inside the Cincinnati bathtub was [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► well as pink as a Miss as a mr. bubble [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► because you're blowing my mind right now [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► because that's someone gave me a bottle [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► of mr. bubble recently [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► well they claim it's hypoallergenic now [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► but I i used some mr. bubble i put it [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► into the right put into my bubble bath [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► rotation because i have several [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► different kinds of bubble bath and so [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► I'm gonna karl was like mr. bubble why [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► why not why not add it to the to the [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► pickup let's get bubble right in the [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► name [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► yeah that's right into pink bottle [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► honorific problematic and and so I so I [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► put into the rotation but i have to say [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► the bubble bath i took mr. bubble was a [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► shorter one but I did start to feel that [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► tell tell tell tale bitchiness tingle a [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► little bit of a tingle a little bit of [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► pre itch and I got out of there [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► I got out of there fast but now it now [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► now when it was mr. bubble comes up in [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► the bubble bath rotation i'm not i'm not [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► ready to take it out of rotation but I [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► skate keep skipping it keeps skipping I [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► go right to the tea tree oil well all I [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► like some teacher ltl you know is a way [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► to call it is good for everything you [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► know anything that's in a got an [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► adaptogen that i was going to say Apple [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► visible to people to get the people my [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► ticket for drug test to know what about [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► bath time here but doesn't it that the [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► whole bunch of stuff [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► you take tea tree oil shampoo for a drug [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► test don't get the shampoo can get a [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► picture [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► all i see is very distinctive smell very [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► distinctive smell it doesn't it's [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► tingling is taking on cold sores is good [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► for cold sores [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► I didn't know that it's good it's got [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► its it tingles in the wrong way to put [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► on your testicles [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► oh I wouldn't put anywhere near my [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► dingus personally but but now I mean I [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► always try it with any kind of Bath [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► product always tried on my on my [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► genitals all you do that little sample [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► patch like I'm trying out like a carpet [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► cleaner [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► you're kind of you're in there with him [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► yes it's nice to know what's going to [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► happen that you delete that before you [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► put it on dt like a they called [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► titration like what haha you don't you [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► put just purity trail and your dingus [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► I'm not a loser you know whether a lot [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► of things that say dilute with water and [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► I'm i always take it straight lucky dr. [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► bronner yeah in the event the problem of [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► course with that is that there are a lot [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► of concentrates now all the products are [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► concentrated yeah and and I i use them [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► undiluted at first or am i use the the [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► what I would the amount that i normally [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► would have used in the unconsecrated [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► form and I actually I actually had to [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► call the the washing machine service guy [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► at one point I was like my washing [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► machine's broken and he came out and [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► spent all day with his with his tools [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► played all over taking it apart and put [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► it back together he was like there's [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► nothing wrong with this washing machine [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► and I said well it keeps shutting off it [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► keeps it doesn't it won't do a full load [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► over and he said how much laundry [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► detergent Ernie putting in and I showed [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► him and he said that's enough for ten [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► loads of laundry [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► oh man what's happening is you're [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► creating so much foam that is shutting [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► the system down [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► ok so ever since I learned how much [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► larger detergent to use now everything [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► works fine i can't get I can't get my [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► daughter to understand that that like [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► she likes getting lots of soap on your [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► hands the soap is fun but you know as a [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► man as you know as somebody who has [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► learned to shave without so water is the [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► most important part is the water water [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► water you can use it's all about the [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► water water and concentrated thing I [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► think that's something that's happened [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► especially gosh specialist 10 years but [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► really last 2530 years because i think [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► what they do is this concentration mean [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► concentration means you take out water [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► you take out liquid and you can put it [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► in a small [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► a bottle right here with this makes it [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► less costly yeah the shipping cost [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► shipping carton and I mentioned this in [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► passing just because i have made my [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► detergent problem i was at it like it's [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► okay so you like your engagement shower [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► with all of your clothes and your puffy [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► like isn't there some part of you that [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► goes okay i hope i hope it doesn't get a [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► hundred times worse than this but this [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► is just got this this is bad this sucks [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► right yeah i mean like for me I was at [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► this nadir of you know the kind of near [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► you can have when you're in your early [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► twenties but I was a pretty low point I [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► didn't have a lot of money I've been [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► doing a lot of drugs mom and I i had a [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► relationship that I really like and i [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► think i was out of blank cassettes like [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► there's a lot of things that were [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► mitigating against me and to top it all [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► off my my mom happy I went to school [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► that you're having kind enough to gift [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► me with a bottle of concentrated era [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► which is which is no no not like your [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► stuff is very high-end right arrows good [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► good good gear that's right like I think [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► it keeps the colors and gets the whites [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► white I don't really recall but I had [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► this big red bottle of era and let's be [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► honest like you i wanna say like you but [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► for me lyk soos stench was a big leading [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► indicator for laundry that really [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► rigidity when you're close to become [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► rigid and and there's so many things [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► that could become rigid about laundry [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► let's be honest that could be a towel [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► that could be a German pant and for me [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► it was certainly the pits of my shirts [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► where they would start to crack a little [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► bit while discussing yeah I putting dump [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► to dump structure and cracks a little [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► bit [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► well you see i'm a person that doesn't [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► that has no body odor so my clothes I [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► can wear many many times [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► I'm not in right now on a car there's so [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► many there's so many problems with that [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► I don't make the elders coming from [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► something i don't know if it's your body [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► i don't know if you've got some kind of [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► an Indian politics that you're wearing [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► but you know if you smell if you smell [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► smell on me who it's usually what's in [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► my pockets [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► it's not i don't smell it's just that I [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► collect things as I go down the road and [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► they're really in my pockets can just [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► get my era story I want to hear about I [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► want to hear about your pockets you know [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► you know what all you need to know about [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► this is that i had not done hardly any [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► laundry the whole year is the end of the [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► year my life is falling apart and I've [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► run out of dish liquid and so I start [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► washing my dishes with [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► large amount of concentrated laundry [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► detergent that's frozen now i'm drinking [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► water and eating macaroni and cheese out [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► of dishes that were washed with [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► concentrated laundry detergent and i [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► lost my fucking mind and I wasn't sure [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► why it's what happened that I was making [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► a lot of MDMA contact you were getting [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► high off a boat laundry soap i was [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► getting I was getting something [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► orthogonal hi was in the opposite of how [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► I wasn't even getting you know I was [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► gonna concentrate it was the problem and [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► my mom finally had sex she came and she [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► drank a coke out of a company said i [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► think i was quite right here she might I [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► don't really remember my memory is [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► really sketchy I think she might have [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► said this tastes like a laundry [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► detergent moms are so good with that [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► stuff they really can they can tell from [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► your moms can be an important check [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► valve in your twenties [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► yeah they're like wait a minute two [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► pockets done by your pockets [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► is this not working you know what the [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► best laundry soap is what's that sheer [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► free chair free its cheer haha right but [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► it's free and not not not that it's [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► inexpensive understand but that it has [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► no it has no fragrance no dice 00 dies [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► no it's just pure whatever soap is made [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► of its pure tyler durden fat [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► accumulation and it's great i used here [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► free and i never have a bad reaction and [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► that's better than the cause of your [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► concentration bubble problem is just too [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► much chair too much chair but i but but [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► but it would never gave me a rash [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► now as for my pockets who I i have I [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► there's a part of me that is still five [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► years old and that as one Leslie your [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► country but one of those one of the ways [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► that manifest is that that that I felt [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► my pockets as I walk around the world [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► with stuff that I find and at the end of [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► the day I I disgorge my pockets on to [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► the over-the-counter and i sift through [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► all the little thing all the little [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► beach glass and snails and stuff that i [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► picked up along the way and sometimes [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► sometimes like particularly if i put [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► sand dollars in there or a like if I [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► have five like I was on the beach the [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► other day and there was a there was a [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► dead baby see honor [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► and I was it was everything I could do [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► to not take the dead baby sea otter with [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► me thank you felt bad for it [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► well no it was just like how often do [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► you get one of those I you know what it [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► wasn't a question of Viking funeral was [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► not a question of this will work in my [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► art collection [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► it was just something where you said it [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► would be a shame like again like the [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► seats that you encounter and you gonna [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► be a shame if somebody who didn't [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► appreciate this something with that [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► order your man who appreciate a daughter [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► yeah well the thing is the sea is coming [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► in there are turkey vultures circling [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► around there are a lot of things on this [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► Beach turkey vultures first among them [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► and a lot of and very many things in the [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► sea that are going to uh they're going [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► to want to find they're going to be very [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► glad that they got this baby sea otter [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► because it represents dinner to them or [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► something but to me I mean there there [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► are so many things I could do with a [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► baby see honor a dead baby see her but I [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► realized that to take it with me was was [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► good was a very I was a very [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► four-year-old thing to do because I was [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► not this baby otter was not going to [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► travel well uh huh but it was it was [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► hard for me to leave it on the beach huh [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► now when you go through your beach glass [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► in your crustaceans are you is it a 4 is [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► there any curation to it i just kind of [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► like rubbing your fingers on them and to [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► sort them or do they just going to like [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► a larger pile like it sounds like it [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► sounds like you're doing a kind of like [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► woods and productivity it's a collection [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► process you're not really thinking about [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► like exactly where it will go or what [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► it's for but you need something in your [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► brain are in the back of your neck says [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► this is a sea otter baby step baby I [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► could use right or not right and you [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► know that was so at what point is it at [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► the point of empty your pockets at the [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► end of day one is the curation come into [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► well the curation is ongoing right at [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► first you sort you empty your pockets [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► you got a sand dollar you have some [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► beach glass dead baby sea otter half a [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► sandwich that you made yourself I don't [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► pick up somebody else's half sandwich [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► but you know what you've got a [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► pocketknife you've got it so you you [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► sorted then the first sorting is how [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► many of these things that were in [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► my pocket belong together and then [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► generally you know generally don't pick [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► up groups of things you have one you [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► have one wish rock you have one you know [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► like distortion pedal that you found on [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► the side of the street you know they [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► don't belong together so you put them in [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► you put them with the with their like [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► items in your home that you already have [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► a collection of distortion boxes you [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► already have a collection of of A Wish [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► rocks but that's what you look like a [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► rubbing stone which rock is a rock that [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► has been through some kind of geological [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► process has a ring around it okay if [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► there any it's a ring [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► it's a ring of other kind of rock that [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► goes through the center of the rock and [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► if you find one of those you make a wish [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► and throw it into the ocean sedimentary [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► that's wha ye well it could be that [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► there was a crack formed in some igneous [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► rock and then some different kind of [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► rock came into the middle of the it in a [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► ok like lick some different kind of [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► liquid rock went into the crack I think [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► I'm in metamorphic rock is a real thing [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► that always sound kind of made up to me [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► well I leave the geology to the [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► geologists let's circle back so you get [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► your rocks with rings you got your [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► orders which meeting with chandeliers [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► rock you're supposed to make a wish and [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► throw it into the ocean but I can't [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► bring myself to throw them back so I [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► bring them home [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► I have a big bowl of them with rocks so [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► then you sort of but then the then let's [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► say it's a rainy Saturday it's a rainy [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► Saturday and for this is the thing about [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► the dead baby otter I don't have other [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► ones so i would have to find i would [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► have to start a new collection a or i [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► would have to find some collection that [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► a dead baby otter belongs in i'm still [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► trying to think of one but that's this [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► is this is part of your gift though is I [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► mean I think it's a little cynical to [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► say i'm not going to pick up a dead baby [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► otters because i don't have six other [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► ones well like how does that begin right [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► at some point you go [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► this is this is like a cool guitar pick [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► we're gonna go or like this is a nice [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► key or we could let's say you get a baby [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► otter you can hollow it out and make a [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► hat [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► you could if I think you'd have to [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► hollow it out no matter what you want to [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► do that real fast unless you can't [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► reason with you freeze it and then use [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► like a like a like a hit now tabletops [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► are or like a router so it's called well [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► the problem with it with freezing [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► something like that if you got a thought [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► again eventually [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► and that's not going to be a good [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► process that's gonna be fun you you're [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► right you want to get to you want to get [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► to hollowing it out right away and that [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► its that's it that's part of the [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► inhibiting mean I'm on the question I [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► have been thinking about your schedule [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► you might have been thinking I need to [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► pick up some some brace wax or or jacket [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► swaps and and therefore I may not have [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► time to do this order the honor that it [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► would need to be a really suitable hot [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► for me even though you have literally [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► hundreds of heads [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► yeah and i'm on the beach so I don't [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► know i mean this is not a part of town [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► where I know all the taxidermists who [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► not like you know if I was in my [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► neighborhood been to a taxidermist know [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► my dad my dad was a sportsman and one of [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► his best friend's was a taxidermist [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► really yeah yeah i mean my dad was [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► really believe it or not he was a real [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► sportsman he you know he had a water [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► buffalo [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► um he hunted like the kind of things you [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► hunt if you lived in the midwest you [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► know varmints well yeah whatever need [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► never needed killing with but I don't [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► think you're gonna be Jews in the sea I [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► was avoiding the ping-pong or near [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► indiana so we have to be careful as [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► claimed country the no butBut he was a [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► visitor traffic fishermen a lot here we [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► catch a lot of really amazing like [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► bigmouth bigmouth bass and stuff like [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► you know I think you're smaller kind of [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► canines you know like a like a fox type [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► type thing maybe something like that [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► anyway he had a buddy who was a really [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► good you know the taxidermy i don't know [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► i think i think taxidermy is a lot like [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► dentistry or hand jobs or whatever [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► haircuts [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► let's say you get so over if you've got [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► a comb-over you keep going to that same [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► barber because you don't have the steak [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► right so you know when you don't have to [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► say make it look like I got here here [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► you sit down and you don't hopefully [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► don't talk to each other with the sports [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► page or penthouse and then you walk out [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► of there looking more or less like you [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► wanted to look right now but the [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► comb-over is more an expression of the [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► barber than it is of the person living [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► under the country think so i really do [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► you think you got 25 BBQ five different [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► come over [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► yeah i mean because because like you're [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► saying the comb-over is an opportunity [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► you're reading Penthouse the comb-over [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► is the opportunity for the for the [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► barber to create a hair nest where there [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► was none over and and if he if he make [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► some choices if he makes you look like [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► mo from the Three Stooges you you're not [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► going to question it you're not gonna go [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► hey because you already feel you already [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► feel ridiculous going in there and [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► having him you know make a hair helps [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► you imagine there must be people who [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► specialize in that I i have to admit [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► I've thought about this a lot and I'd [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► what god bless you anybody's gonna come [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► over I'm not [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► don't let the showing you have [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► accomplished I'm not criticizing the [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► president but really let today be the [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► day and you know what if you gotta go t [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► to let's just go ahead and give that [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► little extra thought too well no no what [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► kind of go to you're talking about [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► because there are several kinds if you [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► still got the name is going to you know [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► exactly what Cody moi do know that i'm [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► not talking about queens of the stone [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► age like i'm not i'm not talking about [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► like chinstrap Lincoln canon sometimes I [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► like to rock a colonel sanders you like [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► a VanDyke it's not a VanDyke exactly [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► it's a mark twain it's like you got the [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► got the mustache you can underneath but [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► they don't connect ok here's here's the [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► thing though it's somebody comes in and [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► i have no idea i'm so curious about how [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► this works [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► looking at the stories about how any [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► warhol I had a guy we hired a guy to [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► come in every few weeks and act like he [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► was trimming his wig haha so there's a [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► guy who would come in and I and and so [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► things have noticed armature look at how [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► do you make that phone call you go high [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► on this guy who makes really famous pop [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► art I obviously have a wig and i would [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► like you to come over and pretend to cut [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► it or you know it's probably something [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► much more subtle than that and this is [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► why I should go to a prostitute [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► I know so little about how this kind of [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► stuff works and i'm guessing the guy [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► comes over he's got it takes his tools [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► out because he's probably doing a closet [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► or something in his house right he's [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► he's a busy guy yesterday and I bet when [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► he's getting his haircut everybody [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► babies doing it right in the middle of [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► the room and somebody's making a film [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► about it and somebody's doing an [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► interpretive dance about it he's not [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► gonna miss that opportunity [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► oh I see this is this is not so [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► different from the the dead baby otter [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► you know I mean it's a serendipity [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► anyway somebody comes over as part of [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► its a part of a performance and I i was [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► trying to I was trying to think of how i [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► could incorporate this dead baby honor [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► into a performance i couldn't i don't [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► doubt for a second that you can [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► incorporate it but I mean I'm not saying [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► is I thought about this a lot because if [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► it were mean and I'm fortunate to be at [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► least for now a largely be haired man so [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► I'm not in a position to say anything [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► about this i'm saying is like when you [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► first go in it seems like there's got to [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► be a first-time where you come in and he [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► probably speak in you know anything is [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► again now if you're getting hand jobs [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► every day you know exactly what to say [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► and you're not embarrassed about it you [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► say i would like this kind of a handjob [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► don't have this much to spend [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► this is the thing that fascinates me [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► about people to talk about sex [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► uninhibited you're not gonna talk about [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► comb-overs are you alright go ahead no [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► go ahead [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► no no I'm interested to hear because i [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► know you're you're fixated on your own [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► hair [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► I am so not fixated stream a get-well [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► dollar haircut John I know but you get [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► at $12 haircut but how much time do you [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► spend talking about your haircut before [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► you get it [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► I'm sure that I'm sure that you could [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► pay overtime me you could pay the barber [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► fifty dollars and still not have [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► compensated him adequately for his time [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► I have very fine hairs on your nerves [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► tremendous and that is why your your [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► haircut fixation is a is such a such a a [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► source of joy for me [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► we act like being a barber is a typical [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► sort of like blue-collar trade you know [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► and really there's no such thing as a [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► typical blue-collar traders huge amount [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► of expertise this is a person think [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► about this you're bringing in if you're [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► dealing with comb-overs you're dealing [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► with psychology you are dealing [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► certainly with physics you're dealing [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► with a lot of mechanical skills and also [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► to handle money you're an artist you are [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► an artist because you're going to have [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► to say to that person and again you're [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► going to overtime that should that not [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► evolve you probably can't rock the same [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► color if you were doing the mo for a [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► while and that was working right you [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► know and then probably know but pretty [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► soon and dealing with natural hair [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► you're also a time traveler because you [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► are you are cutting hair and you are [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► extrapolating with this haircut is going [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► to look like in six weeks [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► I mean you're way ahead of your way out [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► of everybody else because the halfway [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► houses they probably aren't always on [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► top of the game financially they [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► probably have hard times right correct [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► is it possible that you could help them [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► up [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► that honor and somebody could make that [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► into a hairpiece hmm i don't think that [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► the skill set that the people in the [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► halfway houses have I don't know I don't [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► think their skill sets overlap taxidermy [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► taxidermy so hard [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► taxidermy is not what people think it is [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► did your dad have taxidermy animals in [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► the house [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► oh yeah we're who inherited those uh [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► there's a very very very large canada [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► geese at my mom's house [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► mm there I thought you got it but you [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► don't have a single like little little [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► angry fox in your house a little angry [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► Fox perched on a personal log I don't [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► want to say the super obvious thing but [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► I find I'm incredibly impressed by [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► taxidermy because I i want to listen to [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► understand taxidermy is not what it [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► sounds like they say stuffing and no [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► you're not you're making a sculpture of [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► that animal rights its own people have [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► no idea they think when you hear it [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► stuffing an animal you think you know [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► you cut it open like a carpet stick a [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► bunch of cotton balls then but sometimes [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► that if you've ever seen somebody's [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► somebody's taxidermy dog that was done [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► poorly and i hope you never have to see [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► that but if you have never watch [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► television and older relatives house and [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► they have a small dog mounted on top of [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► the TV [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► oh you're not be able to focus on the [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► price is right here that guy's going to [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► go over the mountains you steering this [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► little fucking googly eyes [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► well that's terrible and also you're [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► slipping on the plastic-covered couch [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► while you're trying to avoid that week [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► the gaze of their poorly taxidermied [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► former Penn and the cats all the cats [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► but the now anyway but we can move on [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► but i'm saying is when i was in there [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► though [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► ok so answer question no I don't because [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► I find it incredibly creepy to have [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► stuffed animals around when we go to you [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► can see it's a skin of an animal over a [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► plastic armature everything about it is [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► made up they look at and photograph lets [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► the fish one particular interest me [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► because it's you know I don't know a lot [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► about it but it's all I'm saying is it's [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► something that more people should [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► respect as incredibly fucked up and [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► creepy as it is it's it imagines making [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► a fucking deer look realistic you have [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► to build a sculpture of a deer you [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► choose those are the deer's eyes that [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► the pic eyes that look like they do it's [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► it's it's a it's like what's his head [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► that hyper-reality guy umberto eco it's [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► like you're making like a simulacra dear [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► from scratch practically right well [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► there are some deer parts that you do [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► use which parts like the little puffy [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► tale of the skin of the deer [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► so you cut that in a certain way that is [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► going to keep it intact like you would [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► do with an apple or an orange she tried [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► to kill the deer ok and then you make up [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► then you make a plastic dear how did [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► they get the inside that without tearing [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► that's the magic that's the magic of [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► taxidermy now unlike handjobs and colors [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► you can go into a taxidermy place and [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► say this is official i got please make [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► it look like this fish that's a [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► transaction that seems very [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► straightforward you can say that in a [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► hand job parlor to you want to look like [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► well you can say this is a fish oh I [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► want you to make it look like this [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► oh and the handjob prepare goes [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► mm okay i'm playing along I've heard [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► some people say hey if you liked this [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► haircut take a picture of it and bring [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► it back [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► do you think you can do that with [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► handjobs locate let me be the first time [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► could you bring in like maybe a shotgun [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► your iphone you bring in a video of a [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► handjob you've enjoyed just I'm asking [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► for a friend or if you've got a hand job [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► you've been shooting the handjob while [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► it's happening can you bring it back [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► later that same he's not there [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► you bring it in and can you do you think [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► you be able to replicate that maybe they [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► say you know what that's not the kind [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► idea that's not my background I think [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► that every hand job is different because [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► every day is a new day [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► you know this is my America's great John [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► it really is unlike a taxidermied [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► animals which is which is stuck in time [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► right it's never going to grow more [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► Morpher yeah he's gonna lose for ya you [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► are constantly shutting off your skin [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► cells so so next week [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► your penis is a different penis who then [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► it was the week before you can go in and [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► say I took a video of my last handjob I [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► want to do it exactly like this because [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► you don't know what your friend your [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► penis is different let's be honest and [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► ladies has different this is fucking he [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► replied to stay one that's a really good [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► point John has a Heraclitus would be a [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► really good name for a hand job portal [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► other one [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► Wow Heraclitus 'as you never dip it in [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► the same hand twice their Heraclitus is [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► a about parlor of mystery [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► I'm just gonna go well what do you want [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► to put up the parmenides parlor has a [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► certain rigidity so it does who does so [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► I yeah I would feel like what you would [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► do to get what you would try to [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► approximate the handjob you got last [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► time by saying some you know you by [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► saying some of the same [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► I mean I think that we have friends we [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► have mutual friend now you and I who [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► could address this topic just quite [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► directly [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► this is this is this the friend that you [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► ran into that day uh I right I run into [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► people all the time I win the heart when [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► you're in the handjob district and you [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► ran into somebody I was it was this is [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► my house with my run into the hand just [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► your help friend and just watch it you [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► don't think so yeah yeah you know what [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► seems different things when I didn't [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► have got a public schools i was in [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► Seattle's handjob district he told the [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► story is a terrific story anyway I but I [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► feel like I feel like in order to get [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► the handjob you want you say you have to [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► say some things directly and you have to [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► say some things obliquely right you [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► don't want to really do you really think [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► so you don't go in and just say here's [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► what I want [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► get her done I disagree and ask to be [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► there has to be a you have to have some [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► amount of like pretending but I make my [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► adopt me briefly very cuz i dont IM not [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► in any position to do this with you but [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► me I get slightly Socratic for a minute [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► please do i would you agree that doing [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► handjobs for a living is a kind of [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► business [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► yes okay would you seed that those [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► people have probably before choice [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► awards don't use the word can't let me [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► start over [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► which means through spellings and say [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► what you inseminate that the people that [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► give handjobs probably have more [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► experience with giving handjobs then you [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► and know the business [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► yes okay and is it fair to say that with [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► those things in place that they are in a [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► position to appreciate candor further [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► customers so that they can deliver the [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► best product for the correct price [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► yes I believe that's true ok so somebody [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► comes to you and says we want to so I [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► hurt you i don't want people I like that [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► stuff you could you know you want to go [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► com play fucking concert at the club [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► it's this much right you don't want to [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► come in bellingham the people with a [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► whole bunch of like I don't know what [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► that is a verb [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► well I mean I'm turning it into a verbal [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► that's good can you just a rough idea [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► transitive verb to bellingham was enter [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► the city of Billingham is the plant is [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► the is the city in the most north [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► western corner of the United States you [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► could say the push for [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► out in out in little Peninsula is more [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► is further west but it's not as far [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► north a bellingham is where the present [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► where the west coast sort of passive [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► aggressive mealy-mouth we can all agree [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► on cheese tendencies as you move further [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► north and further west those ten traits [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► are concentrated until you get to the [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► city of Bellingham where no one can make [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► a decision no one can ever express uh-uh [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► opinion no one has no one no one can [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► ever get into an argument it is [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► impossible to get into an argument with [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► it was something about him because they [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► will go oh I see the ax plus 8 valley [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► oh my god oh my god is that I mean in [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► the same way that the Mississippi Delta [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► products so much rich blues music is [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► this where don't yell at me music has [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► its basis do you think this is where [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► don't miele music came from it is where [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► don't yell at me culture comes from you [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► go you go up there and people you know [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► if you start talking in an unvarnished [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► way about a about your feelings or about [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► some ideas you had people will throw an [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► Icelandic sweaters at you and just so [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► muscle or give a redacted version of the [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► anecdote on tumblr tomorrow with like [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► ellipses so I'm beginning to feel like [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► just going having things is the thing [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► but I opposed to I want to stay i want [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► to put a stop to bellingham and um but [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► but so you don't want to go into a hand [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► job parlor [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► and-and-and bellingham the woman but at [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► the same time there is an element of [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► fantasy necessary for for you to become [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► truly around you can't unless unless [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► you're like a very unless you really are [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► unless you're a sicko unless you're a [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► sociopath and you're like I want you to [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► whack me off right now and I want to [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► watch and I want you to start a little [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► taxicab meter and I want you know I was [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► that some people like it because of that [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► though the dirtiness only like the [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► dirtiness but there has to be there has [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► to be some element i think the dirt [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► people like the dirtiness wire to be an [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► element of degradation and the people [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► who don't like the dirtiness want there [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► to be like some the some pretend game [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► where the woman actually likes this [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► right she's going to take on [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► hitters she's doing because she enjoys [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► watching you have pleasure even though [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► the woman at the hand job parlor doesn't [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► care about you now Germany German goes [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► in there is a german one taxi meter [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► well the German once the woman to take a [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► poo on him haha i periodically run [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► across German pornography on the [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► internet and i'm struck constructed [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► there is any way that the German whatnot [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► race what's the word I'm looking for [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► I don't know how German people have [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► babies because it seems to involve a lot [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► of improvement over the old to point out [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► there's very little penetration of the [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► proper holes it's a lot of poop and [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► hitting yeah [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► poop yeah poopin hitting nobody was in [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► the many years in college that I spent [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► learning multiculturalism has taught me [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► to respect and admire the German group [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► Culture PSX culture [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► I don't judge know if you can't judge no [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► um yeah I can I see what you're saying I [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► see what you're saying I guess what I'm [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► saying is like I guess we should not [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► make it all about handjobs but let's [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► talk about haircuts [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► let's say you go in and get a haircut [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► and you want to touch your balls how do [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► you ask is it something where you see [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► that directly or do you do you make out [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► like a pointing south thing like if [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► you're getting if you're getting a [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► haircut and you want to to do it a [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► little more rigidly at the top [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► uh-huh I think you pulled sylvester [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► stallone at that point eat eggs in class [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► now the sylvester stallone is a one [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► point he was making a film here in [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► Seattle and him having someone to make [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► it was one of those alone movies where [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► he's driving a car around and they're [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► filming chase scenes in a city over and [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► if you live in the city you realize that [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► one shot to the next he's gone 15 miles [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► and now he said that happens in bullet i [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► just made great time you get to potrero [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► hill really fast [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► how did he do that how does he keep [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► being on the top of the hill keep [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► driving downhill and now he's on the [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► topic and must be when Van Ness had a [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► trebuchet but yeah so yeah just flings [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► himself all the way over [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► uh this alone movie is one of these [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► terrible movies where where he's a spy [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► and there are no spies in Seattle first [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► of all I know that for a fact and he was [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► sized him up he's a spy and he's driving [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► around a puppy leather car coat because [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► it happened during that era and it one [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► minute he's on this side of the town and [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► the next minute he's on that side and a [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► lot of people i knew a lot of people in [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► the Seattle because she was trying to be [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► a film town at that time I a lot of [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► people were working on this film and so [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► I heard this story firsthand if he had [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► he had like.he was Mike for sound right [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► well they're filming the movie and then [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► when he he's not in this scene or [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► something like that he's back at his [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► trailer but he's got the microphone [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► still on about know and he's getting oh [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► yeah is this really true [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► yeah he's getting a blowjob from us some [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► some production assistant lady [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► oh I put pretty sure it's a lady can not [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► that part of the story was never [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► stipulated but i'm pretty sure it's a [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► live one here and and but everyone in [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► the sound truck they're all listening to [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► him get this blowjob and i have never [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► heard a recording of it but I have heard [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► the story from multiple people and it's [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► always the same hands and but the pole [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► quote the pole quote from Stallone is [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► cradle the balls working shaft cradle [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► the balls work the shaft two-and-a-half [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► on the side splendid on top and told [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► josh Josh in the early nineties when [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► this story made that made the rounds the [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► idea i think that you could say to [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► someone cradle the balls [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► work the shaft that was kind of a [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► revelation because you know you're used [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► to that when you're in your early [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► twenties and you're getting your first [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► or your too late teens let's say i don't [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► know i don't know when people get their [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► first blow jobs maybe that happens in [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► their early teens not for me kind of [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► touched on a blowjob here [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► yeah it was something that is something [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► that that I I really kicked into gear [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► with a little bit later in life but you [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► know you like to start out slow when you [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► first start getting blowjobs [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► yeah you're you're the only thing that [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► ever comes out of your mouth the only [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► thing you ever say is thank you i think [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► it's just it seems like an awful lot to [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► ask of any thank you that's so amazing [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► thank you even if it's a terrible blow [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► job which as you get all [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► do you realize there can be really [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► terrible blow job absolutely but God [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► think about it from that person is it [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► you don't well I don't know people that [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► they there are enough of them happening [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► right now as we speak [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► that's people like it people like to do [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► it yeah you really think so [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► oh yeah you have to you have to like to [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► do it's not a unit deeply than altruism [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► and gentlemen this is the bellingham [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► problem you think the blowjobs our favor [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► but there but they're not there and it's [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► not necessarily favorites not teaching [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► like going to a place you're going to [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► change in England cottaging you go into [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► places and there are apparently not just [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► in England I guess problems in Germany [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► to you can walk into a place in somebody [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► coupon hit you just because they enjoy [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► that right right or maybe something's in [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► there maybe somebody's in there saying [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► this is occupied [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► please come on in my hair I would be [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► happy to receive your your graciousness [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► there's a side to everything the person [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► who was walking down broadway on a leash [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► in assless leather chaps kids get [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► habitats and leather chaps they're all [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► assless right exactly like that except [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► he doesn't have any pants on under [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► consensual that's consensual they're [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► happy to be chapped he likes to be the [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► one making in chaps and just as much as [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► the guy who's holding the leash likes it [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► and so so i think that i think that is [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► true for blowjobs to but in any case you [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► you it was a revelation in the early [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► nineties to realize that you could speak [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► so directly to someone who is fellating [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► you and say cradle the balls [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► work the shaft like those are two [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► instructions not incompatible with one [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► another [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► uh-huh and he's saying like you got two [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► hands basically put them to work [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► absolutely when you deal with the other [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► one working 2-10 key come on [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► exactly yet we got this other hand [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► you're like running it through your hair [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► trying to look hot because it's your [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► call a production assistant not a [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► production distraction exactly that [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► there's no it is true [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► there used to be an ad that ran in the [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► local newspapers here from for the hot [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► tub place you know the place where you [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► go reread the hot tub for an hour okay [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► like that bathhouse kind of thing well [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► yeah except it was it was it was [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► targeted for straight people i mean i'm [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► sure 99 percent so she was in the cedar [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► instead of a porcelain right okay and [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► the picture that they had was of a the [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► picture they had was a woman in a bath [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► in a hot tub in a bikini [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► and she was drinking a like a [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► cosmopolitan with one hand right and [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► also simultaneously running her fingers [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► seductively through her hair with the [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► other hand and I don't know if you've [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► ever tried to drink a cosmopolitan and [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► seductively run your hands through your [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► hair at the same time but you can't it [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► is it's a physical impossibility try to [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► use it as a field sobriety tests it's [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► like if you even agree to take the test [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► they know you're drunk [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► especially if you're holding a [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► cosmopolitan let's be honest and I would [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► look at this and every time I open the [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► newspaper and infuriated me more [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► infuriating me almost as much as those [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► stupid rosetta stone adds the Iowa farm [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► boy is learning Italian so that he can [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► so that he can get the Italian [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► supermodel that I got a great job an [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► automobile repair by learning Aramaic [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► and but the but the other the Rosetta [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► Stone has pissed me off mostly because [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► that the first time I saw that it was a [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► very effective and then they ran the [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► same ad for five years huh [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► I was like get a new ad company get a [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► new idea there's a second one of those [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► right I'm he he was a Florida auto [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► mechanic she was Japanese but furry I [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► thought that way about a crystal [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► commercial in the early eighties which [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► I'm starting to think might have been [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► with the opposite of mass hysteria [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► personal insanity it was that where they [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► would have testimonials and they talked [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► to a very old Southern woman and they [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► showed her name on the bottom of the [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► screen name is Toby smelly how it's [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► spelled like it sounds [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► Tommy's allies Mel's in another why [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► topic how do you fix you pronounce it [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► I don't think she called herself copy [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► smell it should because the tip a smell [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► yeah so press mine now no this is a lady [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► you know exactly the kind of lady you [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► would seem like candid camera like kind [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► of like a lady in her fifties sixties [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► were like I'm as I remember and I could [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► remember this wrong i'm going to google [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► this and find out that I got this dead [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► wrong but remember there's commercials [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► that were on over and over and over [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► again especially local local commercials [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► but in that case you know ancient [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► chinese secret right like rights that is [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► so pounded into my head [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► and it was so awful and on so many times [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► that you know now it's there it's there [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► it's encoded right on the hard drive [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► whatever that you're looking for a [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► better set of wheels that level stand [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► upon my head to beat all deals with that [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► last car washed well well it turns out [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► that there's it growing up in Alaska the [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► ford dealer was named Cal Worthington [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► that sounds completely made up Cal [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► Worthington and he had this you have [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► this TV commercial where you start from [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► from cheek markdown no galworthy the [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► news is respectable for a whip crack [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► every time you say his name down within [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► 1h well he had a theme song where he he [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► would get up he would get up on top of [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► cars he would dance and he would say I [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► will stand upon my head to beat all [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► deals i will stand upon my head until my [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► ears are turning red go see cal cosecant [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► sounds like dr. suits and he would stand [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► on his head in his TV commercials and [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► you would think I gotta go see cal and [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► growing up in Alaska these commercials [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► were they ran every 20 seconds [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► yes for 15 years right everybody in [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► Anchorage Alaska can sing cowards and [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► seemed song all the way through and her [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► are because he would buy 30-second spots [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► but he would buy one minute spots and I [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► think sometimes late at night there'd be [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► two minutes bother got this song has six [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► verses in the waffle house [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► oh it just goes on and on and on you and [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► he and and he added vs as it as compact [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► cars came in or campers and vans you [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► continue to stipulate that he would [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► stand upon his head [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► yeah if you're looking for a campervan [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► and I will stand upon my head to get [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► your camper van and and so what was what [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► was kind of confusing was that in all [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► his commercials he was standing on his [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► head in in an environment where there [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► were palm trees and it was very sunny [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► outside and the other is for blue [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► screens right yeah he's doing he's doing [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► this out in the world it's not before [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► before a green screen that TV commercial [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► he would stand upon his head in a in a [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► in a studio and they would they would [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► slide in a backdrop [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► and in Alaska we were so we we we were [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► so confused about what the outside world [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► looked like that it never I don't think [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► it ever occurred to anybody that Cal [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► Worthington also had also had chains in [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► california right and he was really a [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► California car dealer who had one [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► dealership in Alaska right but we never [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► put that together and it was just like [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► oh sure he's got palm trees because he's [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► there is Kalin ten courses bomb trees [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► had been in santa monica use it probably [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► in santa monica he probably had a whole [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► he probably 25 dealerships in California [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► and one in Alaska but we I mean I when [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► you meet an Alaskan ceasing the cal [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► worthington theme song and and it's like [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► you like big hugs all around six months [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► if you're from you know southwest Ohio [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► that would be cash hamburg and cash [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► amburgey ksh cash last name amburgey and [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► initially was one of the ambergris Dukes [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► take a journey to the center of my [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► catches caches big bargain barn in south [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► Lebanon Ohio save cash with cash [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► follow the cars follow the signs to [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► catch his big bargain barn in south [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► Lebanon Ohio and that was just always be [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► there forever [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► yeah it's there in your mind it caches [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► big bargain barn fucking love the [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► nineteen seventies yeah you could not [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► you you didn't make it all the way [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► through calculus i'm guessing but you [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► have that in your mind until the day you [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► die [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► is that right did you make it all the [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► way to calculus [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► ok i'm not trying to make you feel bad [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► really i didn't make it all the way [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► through calculus either at geometry in [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► 12th grade John haha i think i have ever [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► believed in 8th graders to take geometry [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► maybe the way is the seventh graders to [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► take geometry i took Jodi sometime [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► pretty early there [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► yeah yeah but I quit I quit taking a [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► quick taking math you gotta gotta be in [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► cursive and cursive huh i don't think [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► they teach that anymore i was wondering [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► about that i wasn't even teach cursive [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► anymore I don't you teach cursive you [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► know you know when we were kids and we [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► will call cursive our parents will be no [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► people my parents or grandparents [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► generation with the cats like what the [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► fuck is cursive mean right it means [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► handwriting that long [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► let me get well you know yeah and like [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► everybody has provided it was eric [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► clapton's original rock nickname before [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► people realized he doesn't have long [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► hands he has a short guitar hey that's [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► all you say is forced perspective like [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► the Jackson think it was like yeah he [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► had a guitar that was made three quarter [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► sized coming up in a ball rock-like is [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► your hand he's the one who is spray [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► paint Clapton is God [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► that's a good question that's your [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► things in a brand or not but you know [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► Brian Epstein you know the story with [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► Brian Epstein with by you personally [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► Barker yeah like the singles the early [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► singles he would make sure there was a [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► sellout because he would personally buy [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► them also brian epstein very into [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► cottaging m gen John Lennon and john [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► lennon now what do you think do you [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► think they ever fooled around [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► yeah I bet you didn't like a fool around [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► with him just to assist just to say hey [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► could ya I'd like to fuck with people [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► you know what I mean like you like to [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► have that he liked to hold that over his [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► head [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► who do you think who do you think was [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► the hand in hand do you think John was [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► getting the getting is getting skinned [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► haircut pretty sure John was a top [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► producer john lennon was a top ok and so [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► do you think do you think he gave Brian [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► have seen instructions [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► no I think he probably giggle that brian [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► epstein i think he probably used he used [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► the shame and fear of fear of Revelation [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► keep brian epstein you know but i bet [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► you know the thing about gay men is that [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► they hunt they know how to give a [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► handjob the penis is not a strange thing [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► to them they've seen one before that the [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► challenge of the challenge of giving [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► handjob or blowjob instructions is that [TS]