Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hey John [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► hi Marilyn how's it going good [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► yeah that's early literally I don't have [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► enough coffee i just got a coffee but I [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► don't like it's like a coffee [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► yeah I have that problem a lot but I am [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► I can look I can overlook at in [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► situations like this work early [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► seems like in your line of work you [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► first of all I mean as as well again I [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► wouldn't cut this out if we have to but [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► a man of your stature who's learned to [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► harden himself to the world in so many [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► unnecessary ways it seems to me that in [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► your line of work you can't afford to [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► become a coffee snob right you're [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► surrounded by by a certain kind of [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► coffee snobbery and yet as a man you [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► don't know we're gonna wake up tomorrow [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► you might need to go on the run [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► you might need to go play a gig [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► somewhere you might be a holiday inn [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► express em right you need your coffee [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► right now right [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► you need your coffee but you can't sit [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► around and spend three hours i tried to [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► find an artisanal coffee place i might [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► be a holiday inn express where the [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► breakfast consists of a crescent [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► actually a little piece of the moon a [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► crescent and son some some jam and jelly [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► but that is all sort of in the marmalade [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► family no no raspberry jam just like [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► orange Jam can just be really honest 50 [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► john and i want to live on any fucking [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► continent where that's a breakfast i'm [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► afraid that the only place that that is [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► a breakfast is in the American middle [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► section really like if you go to Europe [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► you can europe with numerous times you [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► go and that's that is that the titular [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► continent of the breakfast is that is [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► that accurate [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► yes well be so the continental breakfast [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► that does have the patience or even the [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► word makes me angry and hungry [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► it does have these elements except it [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► has been perverted and pasteurized in [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► America in in Europe the continental [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► breakfast has fresh orange juice part of [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► delicious coffee a hard-boiled egg some [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► blood sausage maybe a piece of a like [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► calf brain sliced thin and then there is [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► a not a crescent roll but like [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► a call Saul or a hard brown nutty roll [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► some kind of German you know like [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► doorstop role does the store stop in the [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► store stopping and then several platters [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► of a of you know that kind of meat that [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► has olives and pistachios in it [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► yeah you're talking about me it'sit's [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► yes yes so it's almost like a breakfast [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► and pasto yeah precisely yeah a ipod [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► nano breakfast on the continent is a [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► wonderful thing but here in America and [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► help breakfast is some minute maid and a [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► crescent with some marmalade well and [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► there's you don't get an egg [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► now that's the whole point they would [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► then that I think they would a priori [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► say that that is no longer a continental [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► breakfast because that what you just [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► difference on the car there's three [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► things you just described about a [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► preference on the continent 900 [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► understand you're not going to get thin [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► slice calf brains everywhere you may [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► have to accept like a lamb or something [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► but you three things they thought ahead [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► they tried they spent money and I think [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► those three things are completely absent [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► from what they call a continental [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► breakfast in America because it seems to [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► me that you don't need to think ahead [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► these Ivy you don't have to prepare very [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► much [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► you don't have to do things like get [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► oranges to squeeze you certainly don't [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► have to try you just have to get a [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► retiree to come in 25 which she probably [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► do anyway we're here [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► this is it says she and and spend spend [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► money you got us been a little too if [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► you want to have a kid if you don't have [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► a you know a calf brain you got to find [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► a calf and a lot of people are going to [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► that seven in the morning [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► generally in Germany what you have that [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► you don't have here in America is that [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► you have frauen math you have these [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► frauen whoo-hoo [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► they are Frau's just translate frown [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► into English ok and further Frau's and [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► they they take a little pride in what [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► they're doing they're wearing some like [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► a costume and they have sometimes they [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► would a daily in their hair and they [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► come in they make sure that you're [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► comfortable they make sure that you have [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► enough coffee like you don't ever sit [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► there like a totality engagin [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► mm no I'm sorry about various just say [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► but Varian for help for is that right so [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► it's a it's a very informal help for we [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► don't have those in America you know now [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► step we just have all the ladies here is [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► that you know this is funny your word [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► guy but you know as soon as you said you [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► know Franklin right that's the plural [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► that's women with my front line is is a [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► girl throw line [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► yeah throw line okay and then you know [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► in in America we have all kinds of words [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► for women that have different you know [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► connotations some of them silly some of [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► them and but then you know I heard about [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► in France maybe this is just one city in [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► France but I heard that they gave not [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► only done away with Mademoiselle but [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► they banned Mademoiselle have your one [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► now craw it's it's it's it's only sir [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► lala salama damn now you're either a [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► monster or you're my damn Mademoiselle [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► was seen as I think being you know that [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► diminutive what's the word that you [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► something insulting you know it's a it's [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► like it's like it would be like calling [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► somebody a girl or you know what I mean [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► or or try to give a good example [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► well miss in America I like Miss yeah [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► but it but remember there was a whole [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► movement to replace it with moves MIT [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► layout and now look at you last time you [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► consciously use the word mins [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► oh I i hate use miss and ms both very [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► often and for completely opposite [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► reasons to use moves as a YouTube ms [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► like ironically nice to meet you Miz [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► we'll see [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► excuse me move these and you're standing [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► on my white loafer I think Miz is the [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► young woman's version of dr. right if [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► you call it call anybody dr. very few [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► people are gonna be mad if you call them [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► doctor so I like this on and learn this [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► put this church which I know you didn't [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► go to which I don't want to get into [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► been to church if you never know what to [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► call somebody in anybody especially like [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► an old man thinks is important you [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► always call him doctor because he's [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► probably one of those dipshits that's [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► god bless him speak [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► who's been to the seminary mm well I see [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► that right [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► no but here's the thing and this is very [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► widely accepted at least in the Midwest [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► in the you know the church of christ [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► area and you call you call your Minister [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► of that area though where the river [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► comes through town and right and just do [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► the guilt falls right off the trees you [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► call you call your Minister Dr they [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► called the land of milk and apologies [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► huh and so you say your ministry you say [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► what you just said you know there's this [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► one guy who's like insisting on being [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► dr. Cottle and he was like he was he was [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► the the the wise man of our church she [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► was like the head of the elders yeah the [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► elders and you get deacons it's kind of [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► like they congress right [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► the elders are like the Senate and the [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► deacons are kind of like you know the [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► house of Congress and their the [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► governing body and then you got the the [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► head Minister which is you know [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► obviously like the President and so [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► anyway but being a doctor Carter all you [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► call mr. Connell you'd be in trouble [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► I'll be calling like calling you know [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► somebody with a PhD mr. it's just not [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► done right so here's what here's the [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► thing you meet somebody especially in [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► these religious circles are obviously in [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► the in circles of the academia you call [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► from a dr. you never go wrong worst case [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► that are they saying no you know dr. [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► Katz is my father's name call me John or [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► whatever right now with a lady if you [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► call her ms if it's a young lady a woman [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► young woman not done over girl you call [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► her and call her to call her mrs. Katz [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► she's gonna be happy to call Miss cats [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► your open your open a whole box of cats [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► sure you sure are where my dad's version [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► of that was to call everybody counselor [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► said that's awesome there was a ninety [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► percent chance that everybody he met on [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► the street was a lawyer look so you go [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► all right counselor there is our well i [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► finally go around the back i finally go [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► around the bend and started happening [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► the hobo that I clearly want to be and I [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► really lose and start throwing fucking [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► rice birds i'm gonna start calling [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► everybody your honor when I go to the [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► KFC and demand my free chicken and eat [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► angrily i'm going to say that I get your [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► order [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► yeah like your highness now let's come [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► back to someone come back to your [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► highness and what's this two of those [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► there's your hot and your highness and [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► your majesty and I don't know the [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► difference between those are going to [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► get back to that ok sorry I'm talking a [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► lot because i have i mentioned another [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► program i have a pinched nerve and I'm [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► in excruciating pain [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► right now you could tell kitchen also [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► you're trying to talk away the pain I've [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► done for 45 years and has no I'm sorry [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► you have a printer better very painful [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► could go back to that I'd like to get [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► your advice because i don't mean to do [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► synergy between programs but I there was [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► no suggestion i do acupuncture like a [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► circle back to that and here's the thing [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► you're in a restaurant you get a frow [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► you got you got a comedian far out how [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► do you say that in 304 out a like on [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► Spencer's not have some fro and it's so [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► if it's a like eight ish thish is male [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► right to take the tables boy [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► yeah beer you've already exceeded my [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► useful German i can say is a slide beer [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► danke I can spit current email fucking [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► the station house [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► mmm i learned how to say i'm going to [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► ask where things are the attack was the [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► word the word current senior vagan [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► vocally attack [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► ya know I have my German is just sits [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► confined to the absolute minimum good at [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► least listen to people talk German oh [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► gosh you know jerm jerm you know why I'm [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► not gonna go ping pong [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► I'm just saying three languages three [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► languages oh thanks to them everybody's [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► or everybody sounds mad [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► no matter what oh right i don't see if [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► you can get some one of them Germans [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► that's where the other two and one of [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► them technically a culture with two [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► languages and the third one is a culture [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► whose former incarnation had 10 times [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► would like to try and guess first one is [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► German what is the second one a stand-up [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► comedian [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► what is the deal with the former Soviet [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► Union figure out stand-up comedians is [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► that their delivery [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► the only other time that human-being [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► speak that way is when they're furious [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► what what is the deal what is the deal [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► like Ally the rocket scientists that are [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► coming up it's it's like they speak that [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► they have a big smile on their face but [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► they are they're talking like we just [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► hit their car [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► okay number two um this is kind of true [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► with Cantonese but it's really true with [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► mandarin i really enjoy I i try to ask [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► people to try to explain this to me [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► because there's a musicality to a [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► certain [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► it sounds really stupid because I don't [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► speak mandarin it's really hard to speak [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► mandarin i've learned just enough to say [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► shot but between two people speak [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► mandarin it's it's beautiful like when [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► there seems to be like a familiar [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► version of mandarin it's very musical [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► ever noticed this is it will take that [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► high but that's got a really beautiful [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► sound to it but isn't isn't Mandarin a [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► tonal language of super tonal yes you so [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► it is it's the pitch you might need to [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► say you might mean to say fri waitress [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► and say you're your cock sucker [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► sure just because you changed your [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► register a tiny bed yeah that's it [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► that's amazing I I am I i would I will [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► never understand how to speak a tonal [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► language no but when folks every three [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► hours because i'm a nice big indie rock [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► that's that's extremely don't know food [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► okay the third ones Russian Russian [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► people always want yelling at each other [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► so the indie rock is a tonal language [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► Russian people are always yelling at us [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► we used to go to a why we had a ymca [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► before we had a child and didn't have [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► time to do anything we go to the y530 [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► the morning go to why we do our workout [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► and I would go and sit in the sauna [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► where everyone would spit and that's [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► Russian and Chinese people by the way [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► that's a commonality through all the [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► cultures and lots of spinning right [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► writing floor in front of you and into [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► guys who are obviously was always very [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► kind of heavy like big big Russian guys [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► russian guys are big a lot of time and [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► you tell your pals but but they sounded [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► like they're trying to split a woman I [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► mean it was their furious it sounded [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► furious but that's just that's how the [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► language that you know it is that [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► consonant sound so much consonant sound [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► in Russian and German you think [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► well yeah but our but it may also be [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► that the the culture is one of of like [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► argumentative pneus there's lots of [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► languages like this Italian people you [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► know famously in in stereotypes talk [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► with this do you think there's any [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► language everybody sounds like they're [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► getting along is that Bellingham ease [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► where everyone sounds like they're [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► getting along and i have never heard [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► what when you are in Scandinavia it is [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► and people are talking it's it's just [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► like the sound of a well-oiled machine [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► is it really sound like the like the way [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► they make fun on prairie home companion [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► is really very different very different [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► is really like that one eternity swedish [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► chef I'm trying to subtly to it but when [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► i was very slow whenever they have like [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► a Lutheran minister for sand [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► yeah just hire definitely defeated in [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► sounds very like that [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► yeah it's a pretty close no no it'sit's [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► more German sounding than that [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► ok it's not it's not quite so blue blue [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► blue but but but you know they don't [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► they don't raise their voices really at [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► each other I think it's a lot of things [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► you can get wrong and it doesn't require [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► tonality the other example let's say [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► you've got you've got to compete for out [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► and you would like a little bit more [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► foster and so you can you call to the [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► lid to the waitron at your restaurant [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► now here's the thing and what do you say [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► like if there's a lady in her fifties at [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► a Waffle House and you want her to come [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► over to the counter and we'll give you [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► some more of that coffee they got what [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► if you would like to get her attention [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► ok you're right you're always i say miss [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► that's exactly what I say there's no [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► other thing you need to say that Miss [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► because miss is the waitress version of [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► ms yeah sure you see Miss because if you [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► say madam like what the fuck does that [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► mean for lady or my grandfather used to [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► do you don't do that that's my [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► grandfather tri-gate you say miss [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► because it's based on the on the [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► old-fashioned assumption that if you are [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► a fifty-year-old waitress it's because [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► you never found a husband and this is [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► why it's good to know this story because [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► here's the thing [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► old people like people like to act like [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► they're young and young people like to [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► act like they're important right well I [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► put that poor because i have an [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► extraordinary amount of pain right now [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► but don't stop people like to feel young [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► right and young people like to feel [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► important and so we would like to feel [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► like you think they're young young [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► people like to feel like you're trying [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► to play along with that there's no other [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► person because fuck you do that you go [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► you knew you know when you make the day [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► it's a nice thank you that you orange [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► looks great on your lips but I find that [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► this thing that you're talking about [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► what the young people where they want to [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► feel important to it you can you can [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► really you can put a stop to that pretty [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► fast as you have a couple tricks for how [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► you like to do them [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► I you know when they say something when [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► they went when you say miss and they go [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► um um it's ms or whatever just you just [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► keep looking at him for a while without [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► saying anything back [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► it's not you're not stared at him it's [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► not a hard look is that is they're just [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► yeah you're just letting that hang in [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► the air for a while so that all the all [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► the other sort of attending thoughts [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► like what what did you just say you know [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► it also says it says it says I'm just [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► here and you know what I'm not thinking [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► about this but now you are but you just [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► let it sit there for a second and then [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► so you share another person might as [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► well have said no please call me [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► Superman or lex luthor 37 no actually [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► it's Lex Luthor and you just sit there [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► with no expression on your face and let [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► them marinate on that form it [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► yeah i mean there are plenty plenty of [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► things that i will that I welcome being [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► corrected on-site gonna get evaluated a [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► very small card for this i'm guessing [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► and guessing planning means almost none [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► but there are certain other plenty [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► plenty of things that I did that I that [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► I am better welcome correction but what [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► people people in the world who the [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► second guess my word choice that is one [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► that I i really i do not welcome other [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► people's input into the words that I [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► have chosen you know what I mean like I [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► choose I choose my words and then it's [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► not like a I don't need I don't need a [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► copy editor like standing out on the [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► other side with a liquor you know some [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► kind of commentary i feel that i feel [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► that way sometimes because I but don't [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► worry I'm very careless and fast talking [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► about a lot of things but sometimes I've [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► chosen a word very carefully because it [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► means not only does it mean this thing [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► as closely as possible to what I'm stuck [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► trying to say but perhaps more [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► importantly it doesn't mean these ten [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► different things and that's why didn't [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► choose any of those 10 different words [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► yeah yeah i said i had was in a [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► conversation with a with the young lady [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► the other day I said I wasn't a [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► freightliner I'm not without it was a [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► Miss ok and and I said something to the [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► effect of where i was talking about a [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► third person I was like you know he's a [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► really nice guy better [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► is it you know it is his arrogance gets [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► in his way sometimes and she said don't [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► you mean his excitability what's that [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► doesn't that doesn't make a lick of [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► sense [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► no it doesn't but she was trying to [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► because it's self-importance she could [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► have said pride she was trying to find [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► she was changing the topic is what the [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► fuck she was doing was trying to steer [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► me in the direction of being nice and if [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► you don't you don't you mean enthusiasm [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► yeah and in the process of trying to do [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► that she was also like that you know [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► butchering the meaning of what i was [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► saying whatever but you but that kind of [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► corrective that way that you would talk [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► to a kindergartener whatever you know [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► there's a visible surprisingly common [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► now and I i did that thing right [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► I just SAT there expressionless and the [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► room got quiet and I said I know the [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► difference between those two words and I [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► can't stand with you that my guest and [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► then she she looked down into her lap [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► they say anyway we're at along i think [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► you meant to send it to say I'm sorry [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► let's a as as joss whedon would say [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► let's get in a time machine and go back [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► 30 seconds before you said that [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► what's that from I just read that in [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► Wired magazine the other day some some [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► guy it was you know some guidance [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► production staff said right here i think [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► we should put a line with it where he [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► says like I'm getting too old for this [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► shit [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► sweet and said let's get in a time [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► machine and go back 30 seconds before [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► you told me where a line should go [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► before you said that the line should be [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► I'm getting too old for this shit that's [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► that that's a lot of wonderful way for a [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► person in power to say something that's [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► really good [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► yeah because it's so much nicer than [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► your an idiot right you don't like [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► throwing your coffee in his face [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► this year you're fired [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► who is this guy like a lot of people [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► secretly one time machines it makes me [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► crazy [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► I mean I have a it makes us do not have [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► a time machine it makes you nuts that [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► people want time machine I don't get [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► that doesn't talk about politics but you [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► know just people man fucking people [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► people service that's it helpful [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► ok so you don't think ahead you've got [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► friends not your highness Your Majesty I [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► can probably just look this up if you [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► ever dealt directly with royalty in your [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► quarters of power you know well TTYL t [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► monarchy you use different words for [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► this as well you are you a few episodes [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► ago you refer to a barren and is not [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► somebody who can't have children but [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► somebody who is part of the European [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► yeah i think he said aristocracy right [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► aristocracy monitor these are different [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► terms of what is what is an aristocrat [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► risk the Aristocats what is the way [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► so what is an aristocrat somebody born [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► born into 10 to power with blood [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► yeah an aristocracy is that is a as a as [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► part of the lola garki the the ruling [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► tribes a monarch is a is a king or ruler [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► a single a single love pontiff right the [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► higher the hot guy guy the normal one or [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► two out workout or or gal you're right [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► you're absolutely right or gal stock but [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► they you know the there are a lot of [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► words that to describe all this all the [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► all the permutations of like born born [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► class and they can get very confusing [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► you can say you can kind of say the [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► wrong thing pretty fast in that world [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► right the only time you know like most [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► Americans I was um I've always been [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► fascinated by European nobility and I [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► like em overawed by it in one way in the [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► sense of like wow really [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► yarra your Viscount how man [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► cool i think you meant to say Vikan [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► uh-huh [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► but on the other hand like I'm an [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► American right so the second that [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► somebody stepped in front of me my in [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► line at the post office because they [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► were you know because they were an [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► aristocrat I would be like what no way I [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► step to the side fool but I was in a [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► little town in germany at one point and [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► was you know is casting in my hotel room [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► and it was afternoon and I heard I heard [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► the dulcet tones of some tubas off in [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► the distance and you know nothing [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► attracts me nothing gets me down out of [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► my hotel room like the sound of tubas in [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► a small german town because when the [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► Germans get the tubas it's something's [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► gonna happen you know what I mean that [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► is that's how they get going that's how [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► that Sami starts with two mins that's [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► how the shit starts in Germany and flew [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► boom boom boom boom [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► and if you hear that off in the distance [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► you're like ok they're getting there [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► later hosing on and they are loading [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► their gun pretty soon they're gonna be [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► retailing the factories so I come down [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► my hotel room and i'm walking around [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► this town i'm following the sound of the [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► tubas and and they're all coming from [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► behind this tall wall i'm i'm going to [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► circle around this wall trying to find a [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► way in and pretty soon I kind of find [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► this town hall building and go through a [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► gate and overhead or whatever and I find [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► I get into this this this big yard and [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► the yard is full of guys all dressed in [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► these pretty elaborate costumes and the [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► tubes are going and the beer is flowing [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► and I walk over and you know kind of [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► trying to make myself in conspicuous [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► over on the side and just kind of [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► watching what everybody's doing their [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► they're wearing you know hats with big [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► feathers in them and milk very military [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► uniforms and so I'm standard for a while [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► and I can tell that they that that [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► they're watching me like people are [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► looking at me out of the corner of my [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► eye [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► the corner of their eyes from boom and [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► eventually and I'm just kind of walking [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► around like do to do to do and i noticed [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► the bartender's there you know they have [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► a kind of trailer that serving beer and [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► the bartenders are teenagers to these [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► two teenage boys but 15 years old [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► servant beer and eventually a guy comes [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► over and he's like you know what are you [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► doing here you are you're not from here [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► these teeth speaks a little bit like [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► yeah yeah check 29 he speaks a little [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► bit like like schultz from Hogan's [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► Heroes except the higher pitch that's [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► not saying what are you doing [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► and I said are you know just coming [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► through town he said this is a private [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► event and I was like oh uh I'm sorry you [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► know i believe it was like very it's [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► okay you know you can come have maybe [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► one BR and then then you go because it's [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► this is private and so I he takes me [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► over the bar and you know night I get a [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► coke which everybody thinks it's [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► hilarious [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► now all these guys are talking to me and [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► it and it's and there it is a it's it's [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► shoots and fest who should invest which [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► is a which is the shooting festival [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► where everybody dresses up like a sort [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► of like Napoleon and then they and it's [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► it's like a it's a sort of a summer [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► festival but they have is it a is it a [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► funky number is kind of like we're [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► having a taking the mickey out kind of [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► fun thing or is it is a solemn no no [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► it's very fun they're having a it is a [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► it is a just a big beer drinking [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► occasion which uh which most holidays in [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► Germany are but but but it's kind of a [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► tradition you know it's one of those [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► festivals in Germany where it's rooted [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► in the idea that they're all they're all [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► hunters who and so anyway so I'm I'm [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► they're the shit and fast and then all [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► of a sudden everybody gets really [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► excited and we alternate we're looking [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► back at this city hall thing [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► and on the balcony of the city hall this [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► very well-dressed man steps out with a [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► with an attractive young lady and a [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► couple of little girls and they step out [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► on the balcony and everybody goes our [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► Robert Robert barrar and they all kind [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► of runaround and they get and they they [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► form up in ranks and the guy that it has [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► sort of appointed himself as my my tour [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► guide he's like ah it's the it's the [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► Duke the Duke a real Duke he's like yes [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► it's the Duke and and that and I was [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► like is that the city hall and he's like [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► no that's the Dukes house and this is [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► the big moment you know and the Duke [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► comes out and I learned very shortly [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► that the two teenage boys who are [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► serving beer or the Duke sons how that [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► is not a mini Duke like guys some kind [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► of yeah it's like a petite Duke i know [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► i'm not sure they're the pro probably [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► those two guys right now or down in [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► Kurra Sal somewhere killing American [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► girls on the beach someone HD but a butt [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► so the Duke is there and then all these [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► guys at which they're all the [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► townspeople you know from around this [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► area they all form up in ranks and start [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► marching around the the yard and as they [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► and so they're marching now and they're [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► all drunk and as they walked past the [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► Dukes part portion of the house like [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► they're marching in a square basically [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► marching up and down the square and as [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► they walk past the Duke they break into [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► goose-stepping all come on this YouTube [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► is still playing at this point where I [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► swear to god yes the tubes are playing [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► purpepulons you know there's some other [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► horns and they they're there [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► goose-stepping the only time in my [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► entire life when I've seen like real [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► spending the last 30 years this happened [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► on this happened 10 years ago and you [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► know and it and there's nobody at this [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► party except the people and me I'm the [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► only outside observer and I was really [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► like flabbergasted [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► I was by primarily flabbergasted that I [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► was meeting these [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► these German aristocrats and then the [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► goose-stepping really put it over the [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► top and did that nobody nobody like kind [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► of anyone [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► Russell around kind of uncomfortably no [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► no but as the evening progressed after [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► the goose-stepping and then just turned [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► into like some serious drinking at that [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► point I had many long conversations with [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► those guys about how about how they [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► missed Hitler he wasn't that bad [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► for real too bad about the g is it okay [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► is it a little bit like states rights [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► kind of thing is look the thing is in [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► reading this book and you know how to do [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► everything and you stuff started eating [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► like it or not you start to realize that [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► part of the whole thing with the south [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► is they just didn't like being pushed [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► around [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► sure didn't like their primary but isn't [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► awful that we can talk about this [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► without some kind of like implicit [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► apology it's fucking history people did [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► not like having their livelihood [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► threatened him [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► first of all by anybody nobody nobody [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► likes that right but then the whole idea [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► of of somebody in in the North like [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► telling them that they're wrong [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► modern Christian mm and doing something [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► that must be stopped and then having a [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► law about it stopped pretty poorly with [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► a lot of people in the South setting [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► aside the fact that the only human [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► beings which is not super cool to do em [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► and is that kind of the case here didn't [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► I did they miss the certainty i mean [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► that they missed the snappy outfit where [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► they miss you know it's only strictly [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► didn't miss genocide that doesn't come [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► up you know just the third rail [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► yeah we got nobody driving driving the [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► tri-rail nobody in freaking horse for [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► whatever town is in you know was [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► conscious of genocide there the you [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► talking about people that have lived in [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► the same 600 person town their whole [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► lives right you know they they're just [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► they just remember when they were on top [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► and it always every every person in the [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► world thinks that 30 years ago was [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► better than now [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► or 40 years ago was better than now you [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► know it's it's just that's a really can [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► modern and perhaps contemporary conceit [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► how do you mean well it seems to me that [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► there was a time when people understood [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► for a variety of reasons maybe it's [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► because they didn't read a lot of books [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► about history maybe it's because [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► somebody ever their family had always [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► farmed and they've always had a couple [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► kids die every generation there was [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► probably for for a lot of people for a [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► hundred years things kind of state [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► mostly the same is like they SAT around [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► and let you know I wish Norman Lear was [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► still making TV shows there is there's a [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► lot of you know sameness there is a [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► saying the same hymns you don't mean [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► yeah but there was always I can't [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► imagine that throughout history there [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► wasn't always a guy who came into the [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► town and said it's the latest greatest [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► saddle this is the newest way to make us [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► make a horseshoe and i'm going to [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► revolutionize the way you make [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► horseshoes and as soon as that was that [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► was adopted the new horse she was [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► adopted [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► there was some guy sitting on a hay bale [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► that was like man in my day or [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► shoemaking was a art you know they're I [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► I think you can you improve this because [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► it's already as good as it can get [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► I think sentimentality is basic is a [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► basic human if it wasn't you know you [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► read books going back all the way and [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► people are like boy is there any like it [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► used to be [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► it's just the most common the most [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► common response i think to 2am and that [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► it in America to the the the south by [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► the time of the Civil War you know this [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► conflict between the North and the South [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► had been going on from the very [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► beginning it was already a hundred and [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► fifty years old so the South wasn't just [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► like don't push us around the south will [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► savory savory i mean i started in like [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► what like 1640 something like that it [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► was it you know it's been around for a [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► while but then i'm pretty sure it was in [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► the north in some places for awhile it [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► was just that most if I again I'm not a [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► historian but if i remember correctly [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► it's just that all the northern states [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► had stopped doing it [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► gone you know this is kind of fucked up [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► they had done that pretty long time [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► before the Civil War [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► oh yeah a very long time but the [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► conflict between the North and the South [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► was much it was rooted in in the fact [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► that the South was settled by care i say [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► it aristocracy you know the the people [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► that settled in virginia were generally [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► the second and third sons of royalty in [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► the in the UK who were not in line to [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► inherit the mansion that's like sweat [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► Scotland and stuff like his last [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► Scottish people in the South right well [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► the Scottish people came to the South [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► much later the original Virginians were [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► all from from southern England who and [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► they were you know they were the they [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► were rich they were the Cavaliers they [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► had class they had money they rode [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► horses and they farmed and they were you [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► know they were people they were sword [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► fighters and they were they had [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► gallantry those were the people that [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► settled but you came down for a lady [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► right exactly the people that settled in [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► the north for Puritans and we're very [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► like a had a extremely different culture [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► uh that was very dismissive of that [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► cavalier kind of the kind of gallantry [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► and they were they were much more you [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► know they had they had a work ethic they [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► were industrious and that so that [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► conflict in the in america between the [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► sort of prudish finger-wagging north and [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► the swash buckling South was written in [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► it written in the cards from the very [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► beginning this is a really productive [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► and you should correct me on this if i'm [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► wrong but at one reductive way in my [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► mind but what you're saying is that a [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► lot of people in what we call in North [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► arrived here looking for religious [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► freedom or freedom from religious [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► persecution [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► I wonder if on some level people in the [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► South came here looking for [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► entrepreneurial freedom absolutely other [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► people from the South headed for a long [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► time no interest in breaking ties with [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► the United States or with the with the [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► United Kingdom or I guess England and [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► you know they were just [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► it in the choice was either stay in [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► England and be the third son of the Duke [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► or come to America and be the new you [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► know the new Prince of your 50,000 acre [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► farm in Virginia so totally different [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► cultures and cultures that did not see [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► the CII work attempts with a [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► contemptuous of each other from the very [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► start [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► you know again I think you see that you [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► see that in the continental congress [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► when they're trying to write the [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► Constitution you know the the attitudes [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► of of delegates from the Carolinas vs [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► massachusetts they're just coming from a [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► completely different place [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► yeah it's amazing that could happen at [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► all can return to the sentimentality and [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► think for one second because there's [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► something you talked about man [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► yes please he said something after we [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► stopped recording a few years ago and I [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► wish we could talk more about it because [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► he should just tell the story but is [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► that wonderful a wonderful phrase we've [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► all heard attributed to people who lived [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► under Stalin and people who lived under [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► Mussolini and I remember you tell me [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► which one it is but there's a phrase [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► here right what's that phrase [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► oh yeah right I who I learned this is [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► upfront with the straight version with [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► the straight version everybody knows all [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► the straight version is you know [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► yeah sure Mussolini was was a bastard [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► but at least the trains ran on time [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► right at least the trains run on time [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► that's the thing that everyone always [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► says about fascism it's the it's the the [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► apology for fascism that despite all the [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► concentration camps and despite all of [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► the you know the marching through the [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► streets with torches at least the [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► transform Africa and it's usually in my [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► mind anyway it's spoken in the voice of [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► the oppressed people who shrugged their [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► shoulders in their simple peasant garb [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► and go well it's bad news but at least [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► at least he made the trains run on time [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► rain right and also if it's I think in [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► some ways it's primarily spoken by [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► intellectuals who are trying to find who [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► are trying to say like that that the [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► that the good side of fascism [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► that there is a good side to fascist you [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► know it's a day it's the classic sort of [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► New York response like always the trains [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► run on time it's you can't you can't [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► dismiss dismiss fascism out of hand [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► it's surely think that's what they're [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► saying it's well it's shorthand for [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► shorthand for trying to understand like [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► how did how did how did these systems [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► but seemingly work how was their Soviet [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► they can actually give it is in a given [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► you an excuse for not excuse i think of [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► it as a reasoning for culpability we go [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► like oh my gosh how could people sit [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► around all these awful things happen you [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► know the rape of nanking or I know in [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► their tracks run exactly well you know [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► the peat the reason that people didn't [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► repeal was that they didn't have the you [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► know they didn't write the weapons and [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► the trains run on time right that is [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► exactly right [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► excuse excuse for culpability in any [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► case my friend what my friend Wesley [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► states the author and performer under [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► the name John Wesley Hardin his father [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► is a was a professor and his father [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► lives in Italy and his father had this [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► tremendous insight recently and is [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► speaking to Italians that Wesley [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► communicated to me which was that [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► initially that statement was spoken [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► ironically that the Italians were saying [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► not only did fascism do all these you [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► know commit all these brutalities but [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► the trains didn't run on time the trains [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► have never run our time they didn't run [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► on time for Mussolini in front of it [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► they're not running on time now it was [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► it was spoken ironically at least the [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► train [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► well at least the trains from which [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► completely completely changes the [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► meaning it flips it absolutely upside [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► down and and when one was explained this [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► to me [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► I burst into tears it was so it was so [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► profound the understanding that but that [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► trains never ran on time and that [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► somehow that had been garbled in [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► translation and my entire life people [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► have been saying it to me [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► as you know as this apology for fascism [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► or this excuse for culpability as you [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► say and and to understand that no that [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► was that was meant ironically and always [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► was [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► you would never an Italian would never [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► say that with unconscious of the fact [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► that that that they were being sarcastic [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► i just i cried and cried i was so happy [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► I was so happy and so just devastated [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► like oh my god for the 412 of like just [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► the just the tinge of pronunciation you [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► flew for the 12 that i've been i've been [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► walking around under this [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► misapprehension my whole life is amazing [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► trains never rent on time yeah yeah and [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► you think they you know what we should [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► we should avoid the Hitler talk [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► no no we have been a long time since we [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► talked about Hitler I was thinking about [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► that I was realizing that both the [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► ping-pong and Hitler had largely fallen [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► to the side now trying to decide that [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► you know it's not that it's good or bad [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► was always observing and I was merely [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► observing it [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► I you know i'll talk about it all day [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► now don't get me started [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► yeah I know I know how you feel about [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► Hitler um I've been listening carefully [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► everything you said but I just sent you [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► like I've been also been reading about [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► the different titles for wealthy and I [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► can I just make 11 [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► first of all year you are you are the [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► person I've got this quote from a couple [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► times but you're the one who I free a [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► free quote you having said even Bono has [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► a boss [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► yeah right in the context of saying well [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► you know everybody's got somebody that [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► they've gotta please [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► well you know what in fucking royalty [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► there's always somebody who's over you [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► I'm realizing in in the sense of this [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► page i sent you was what royal noble and [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► chivalric ranks and farcical how many [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► different than what are.what bureaucracy [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► there is to this stuff you think [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► yourself okay well obviously at the top [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► you got a king [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► let's say but you know what you can have [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► a High King a hiking is a king who rules [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► over lesser kings and you're saying [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► yourself will obviously if you're the [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► high king in a charge of other kings and [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► then and then you got the Emperor mm [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► you're the caesar in this cases are you [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► got somebody who's in time and come on [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► that's that that is that's that seems to [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► me like noble inflation [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► well I'm not only that they have a noob [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► Emperor it certainly in Europe you have [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► all those situations where you Queen [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► Victoria and the and + Tsar Nicholas and [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► and Frederick Wilhelm they were all [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► cousins they were like first cousins [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► they all had a bailar the same [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► grandmother [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► I mean how and and you're fighting all [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► the fighting World War one and it's it's [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► like you're your it's like a family [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► dispute and everybody's a little German [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► right is that what it is isn't there a [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► lot like my friend my friend grant I [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► think you've met is from South Africa [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► but he's somehow weirdly related to a [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► German royalty it's like an almost [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► everybody on the planet is somehow [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► almost German royalty i think yeah the [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► Germans had a lot of well that's the [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► amazing thing about it they had a lot of [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► little principalities and little little [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► uh the the nobles their kind of held [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► onto their autonomy a lot longer like [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► the it in the UK there was a the King of [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► England right and he and so you could be [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► you could be the Duke of umbria or [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► whatever but the king was in charge in [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► in in in Germany I think they they [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► maintained they maintained their little [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► borders a lot longer so if you have a if [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► you had a third daughter and you were [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► trying to marry her somebody and and [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► somebody said i am the Prince of [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► Yugoslavia and someone else yeah I'm the [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► you know I'm the Viscount of some German [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► hole-in-the-wall some some bend in the [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► river here in the ring gear i think you [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► picked the German over the Bugis love in [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► general for your third thing I think [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► you're looking two tickets to the [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► journey got some German royalty who [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► wants some French or English land based [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► on everything I've seen on television [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► I'm pretty sure and in films i think [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► you're always start with the German and [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► then you end with a farm somewhere in [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► England or France you know that's [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► accurate at the Catherine about [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► aquitaine you know you got that's but I [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► can't think of any other ones but listen [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► of course that I want to save you some [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► trouble here because not enough to make [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► the same error [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► did you know the distinction between [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► your [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► finest in your Majesty are you aware of [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► this i had to look it up no tell me I [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► see here's the thing and then you get [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► your Royal Highness write your royal [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► majesty and all this stuff here here's [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► the according to wikipedia which is [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► always right [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► this is the distinction Your Majesty is [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► the second person form of address for [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► somebody who is greater than a prince or [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► princess your highness is the second [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► person population which i think is also [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► a mountain chain for someone who is the [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► king or queen [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► I think that's I think that's what it is [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► your highness yeah sounds like maybe you [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► would say to somebody about weed from [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► thank you your highness but what is so [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► who is higher than a prince or princess [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► except for a king [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► well if you like I can go through this [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► we've got you got you got I'm going [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► strictly English and avoid all this this [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► is this Arabic stuff and unwind icons in [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► the Maharajah's and I'm going soft stars [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► in the Caesars in the once you get your [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► you got your kings and your Queens [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► they're pretty high up in a few i'm [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► leaving out the hiking thing is frankly [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► that sounds fucking made up [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► I mean it's kind of like it's kind of [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► like a special olympics of loyalty [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► you're just trying to it's almost like [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► the kim jong-il thing like you just give [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► yourself titles another my caring i [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► think you are in a george RR martin book [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► is a science fiction [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► I don't know I've never read them I just [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► was 420 420 I was hoping that would [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► connect with with our audience our [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► campus is open there we go [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► yes a reference to the thing that I know [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► well you get injures get the kings and [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► queens and then you got the princes and [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► princesses and everything fucking falls [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► apart you got Archduke's Grand Princess [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► Dukes princess doll fans and in Infante [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► and that's with Infante as though the [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► Spanish what the what the what the blood [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► disease electors Marcus's mark graves [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► and Marquis MIT land grades count v [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► kant's fri hairs that's a high-level [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► bear and then you got parents from there [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► you go to baronet dom dom ness nights [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► patricians nobles Esquire and then if [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► you're just a regular fucktard I guess [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► you're a gentleman [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► mhm and I'm just I'm just fucking scan [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► in this this is a very extensive article [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► but there's always ever you know bottle [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► bot we're gonna fit in this bond is a [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► prince [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► no i don't well in in rock-and-roll yeah [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► yeah Bono's a Duke for sure [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► ok so he's got a Duke has a Duchy [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► right the Duke is is I always think of [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► the Duke as being the highest nobility [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► under the royal family under the prints [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► on you know the king and the prince are [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► part of the are the leading family but a [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► Duke is the next highest he has the I [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► mean I guess an Archduke an Archduke [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► function from this is fucking ridiculous [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► Johnny statcom job i moved to california [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► to work at calm and of course it was a [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► debacle but you know you know how I like [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► on The Daily Show [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► I mean I i hope people get this bit but [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► it's a great because every correspondent [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► is a senior correspondent uh-huh right [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► you know we've got our senior you know [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► I'll electoral election food [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► correspondent or whatever and at one [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► point this is this more the great [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► indignity that brought it upon myself in [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► my quote unquote career so as I've been [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► at the dot com and i've been there for [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► the grandson of like approximately like [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► nine months you know and i was making [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► pretty good bank especially if you have [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► a ping-pong table that don't say that [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► it's called table tennis [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► actually that's a funny story is that [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► was when our boss who might as well have [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► had a snidely whiplash mustache in giant [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► bags with dollar signs running out of [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► the place [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► finally he was so used to being like a [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► guy who made the trains run on time that [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► when he keep he had that my boss had to [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► gradually say it had to say to him he [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► didn't gradually say this but he was [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► gradually accepted he said look you know [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► that these people here and working [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► online you know it's California you [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► should you should get some silly stuff [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► for the office and bob was like actually [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► lessons Prince Bob said you know you're [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► kidding me like like a fruit loops [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► dispenser precisely what ya almost that [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► silly but yet understand this is a man [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► who owned all his businesses in Florida [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► uh-huh right in Florida was as united [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► states rights stay any pretty much treat [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► people like states rights you know [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► servants and so with the idea of yes we [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► had a ping-pong table we had 88 in [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► electronic dartboard that made noises [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► mm-hmm and these were brought in and put [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► in in the middle of the room in the same [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► way you know it was it was what I mean [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► it was like it was like some kind of a [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► fat from the sixties kind of thing we [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► could get it you bring it in [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► nobody touches it just takes up space if [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► you're sitting there playing fucking [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► thing or Bob could hear the dartboard [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► going school are like you might as well [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► been sitting there doing bong hits in [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► the office you know but uh but so is [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► this job and you know i was already [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► making pretty pretty ok do for it but [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► like I was greedy and I wanted more and [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► because we had our comm you know IPO [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► cash out yet right and what I was able [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► to negotiate even though i did not have [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► any reports any direct reports no one [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► worked for me I did I was a web producer [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► and I did get a promotion to senior web [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► producer [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► yeah so me and the other web producer [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► but got to be senior producers even [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► though we were the only two web [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► producers right but that's the kind of [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► candy what is called High King of Kings [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► mmm that's so that's a you were you were [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► you're an art students count i think its [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► weak on whatever you know what I love [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► about you though i love that you know [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► all of this shit so well and no [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► seriously no no set aside your [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► mispronunciation I'm sorry to correct [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► you on that 1i fuck you mean I think you [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► mean pass the Dutchie but you've got you [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► so I don't know if I'm I'm getting this [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► right but it seems that you know fucking [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► shit tons about all of this stuff you in [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► your and you don't particularly love any [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► of it like you think it's probably silly [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► that there would be a Duke University [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► great what Fernanda just been a Duke we [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► have stayed out of trouble [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► oh well yeah probably if you just better [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► to he was you know he was next in line [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► just wrapped up right wasn't totally [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► trumped-up how do you mean well I don't [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► know anything much about Walker [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► 1accepted the geography of your piece to [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► be much more interesting not before one [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► did more one you got a lot of [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► consolidation that was really confusing [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► and then we can go back to the last few [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► years right [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► oh well after world war one that was the [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► big point the big point of woodrow [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► wilson's like solution to your problem [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► multi-point plan as big as that's right [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► is 12-point plan was woodrow wilson at [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► the end of the war said here's the [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► problem with the world all these [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► different groups of people all these [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► ethnicities don't have autonomy they [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► don't rule their own countries and so [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► we're going to [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► we're going to give everybody like [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► authority over themselves that was his [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► house his initial idea and of course [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► everyone else on the victorious side in [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► world war one did not like that idea at [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► all and they kind of Thornton him but it [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► was the justification they used it as a [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► justification to do what they wanted [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► they perverted his idea and Wilson was a [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► was an innocent and so he just got [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► walked all over but before the war there [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► was no austria was awestruck [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► austro-hungary controlled all of Central [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► Europe and they just dismantled it they [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► just took it apart they took hungary [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► absolutely part they gave part of [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► Hungary to Slovakia part of Hungary to [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► Ukraine part of hungry a big part of [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► hungry to Romania part of hungry too [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► became Yugoslavia part of Hungary and [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► they might have even given part of [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► hungry to Austria and France to France [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► got sliced up like a fucking birthday [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► cake right well they want me don't you [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► have things like saxony or you've got a [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► sexy but you gotta like alone which is [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► kind of German kind of French right [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► strasburg went back and forth many many [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► times after world war one that that area [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► went back to France and then the Germans [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► wanted it back in world war two was a [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► big part of part you know when you when [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► you talk to people in Hungary about [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► World War two [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► it's the it's the most amazing kind of [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► cultural disconnect because every you [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► think coming from America you think [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► everybody's got the same story about [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► World War to write the Germans were bad [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► and then we all fought them the end [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► right I'm it it's a it's a it's a story [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► that we have talked to us from the very [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► beginning and end it you don't really [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► even have space in your American mind [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► for for many different narratives but [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► there are so many different stories [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► about world war two depending on where [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► you are and the Hungarians think of [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► world war two as being a very very very [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► minor [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► episode relative to world war one which [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► is the big war to them and world war two [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► is just a continuation of it because [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► Hitler went to the Hungarians and said [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► I'm going to give you back all the all [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► the land that they took from you and the [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► Hungarians were like whatever you say [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► because we are still really pissed about [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► this when everybody's got it's almost [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► like you know if you go back far enough [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► is setting something on history is [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► written by the victors or whatever I can [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► you know you can you're not taking [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► account stuff like what like Armenians [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► and in Turks you're not taking into [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► account linking all of these really [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► really giant uh things that just [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► affected millions and millions of people [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► that everybody has it isn't like [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► somebody 10 like you say Hitler Hitler [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► was good and there's bad i mean it is [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► very nuanced many people who worked at [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► BWW probably thought it was pretty great [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► em right well and also the Germans that [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► lived in the czech republic or lived in [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► the check part of Czechoslovakia oh yeah [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► they feel like they're going home huh [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► yeah they were like career my friend's [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► name my friend grant who is from and by [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► the way I'm this week i will have to [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► change this into the history section [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► from philosophy and we're going to do [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► that every week I might do that but [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► grant i'm gonna set the grant grant my [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► first met him you know 1986's like oh [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► yeah you felt South Africa you guys must [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► really love the ANC he's like well [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► actually a lot of the people you know [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► think of them as a terrorist [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► organization because a lot of what they [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► did was blowing things [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► it isn't that we think you know it isn't [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► that you know we're sitting here why [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► people and we we love or hate black [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► people it's a lot more complicated and [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► that's because you might be really [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► pulling for apartheid to go away but [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► then you're shit gets blown up a lot [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► more do it than that [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► yeah i mean the the politics in south [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► africa that that keeps me up at night [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► there's so much to so much to not [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► understand about that about that part of [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► the world you know who I blame and can [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► be honest the Dutch Wow one of the [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► numerous reasons i do not want to get [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► started on the Dutch strong words i keep [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► thinking about that lady in the window I [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► really haunts me like I'm sure as I [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► imagined it haunts you and your lady [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► number two I don't bring this up again [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► but your lady number two from Amsterdam [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► once we're gonna talk about besides been [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► pinched nerve there was one other thing [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► we're going to talk about I don't take [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► my pensioner but there was something [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► else we're going to talk about tubas [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► tubas the one with the notecards yeah [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► yeah well you know I've been trying to [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► listen listen carefully don't write it [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► all down trains on time [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► Virginians yeah according to that book [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► picking richmond is the capital was kind [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► of a weird idea but it was it was hard [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► to defend but you know then [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► and again in Richmond let you know what [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► we should talk about poop but I don't [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► mind hotels that did the side sometimes [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► think too much about hotels but you know [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► if you're you know what I like I like a [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► place i like i like a marriott i love a [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► marriott I you know one sure there's [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► going to be bad marriott's bad [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► everything is run by mormons given [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► answers that big portrait of the two [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► Mormons in every marriott I hadn't [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► noticed that i hardly ever stadium area [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► is that right where do you like to stay [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► well you know I've been turned into [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► these Clinton hotels recently cleaned up [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► it clinically Clinton Clinton it's they [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► run all the hotels where you walk in and [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► there's like a there's not just one [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► superfluous to shaped fuck pillow there [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► like four at 0 UT it's a boutique hotel [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► boutique hotel with for free fuck [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► billows per room and some kind of it's [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► not it's not quite ironic art but it's [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► like a framed tarot card on the wall oh [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► god it looks like oh god what's that [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► magazine where it's all horizontal wood [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► well it looks like 12 it's not that's [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► the thing it's not dwell because there [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► are too many for pillows it's a it's [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► like baroque baroque dwell right so it's [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► just blew my mind so first fathers and [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► there's if there is a definitely a [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► tubular fuck pillow indicator where you [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► can walk in the night we know you enjoy [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► a pillow and and so you can go in there [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► first father's these pills all over the [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► bed and so that's part of what [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► distinguishes alcohol as architectural [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► is a level service you see on the [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► homepage there is a picture of a man [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► very happily drizzling honey from a very [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► high height under what looks like a [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► lobster leg and it's super creepy hula [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► captain it's kimpton hotels and [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► restaurants captain captain yeah so it's [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► a chain of like I [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► a boutique II boutique hotels is it the [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► w kind of thing where they get a [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► urine-soaked hobos hotel and then clean [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► up with some green apples [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► yeah that's the same thing sometimes [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► they'll have a bust of a of Benjamin [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► Franklin but they'll paint it orange [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► they took an eternity race what Lauren [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► says it is it is it all your weight is [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► this is Mae right may the month [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► yeah well right now I get good because i [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► can i can say it I i want silence my [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► visit postmodern how you feel about [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► postmodern I don't even know you know [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► when you just said that I don't even [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► know what that means anymore i think i [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► ever knew it you just used to feel like [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► I really knew what that meant [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► of course she did but I you just said [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► that in that way and i'm just i don't [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► have any idea what postmodern means [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► anymore [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► I i I'm not sure I knew what it meant in [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► 1988 but I'm definitely sure I don't [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► know what it means now I think that it [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► doesn't mean anything i think it's like [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► farfegnugen can bring you can be perfect [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► nude means the joy of driving and yeah [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► but I mean that's a pretty fucking [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► elastic resource John but what about [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► hospital about hospitality on it was it [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► like hospitality on oh you know i don't [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► think i ever knew and hospitality ah no [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► means but I i did I you know what builds [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► very recently I've never been to Miami [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► who is that considered a hot seat of [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► hospitality know what would you call me [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► i don't know what hospitality and I was [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► hospitality i know i think is the spirit [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► of what they would like you to think [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► you're getting an olive garden oh it's [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► an all of garden is an olive garden [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► thing and as my friend remember which [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► one of my friends I think was a plaid [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► but somebody recently pointed out i had [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► never noticed this in 20-some years of [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► going to olive garden in your head can [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► you imagine what the sign / logo looks [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► like it says olive garden and kind of [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► like green letters always surrounded on [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► all lovey write your ticket scholars [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► right you know you're fucking grapes [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► uh-huh so think about that for a minute [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► whoa mhm and olive garden [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► mhm there are no all of c-notes [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► front know it's got a good i'm looking [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► now at the internet website for them my [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► god this place now let me just say yeah [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► you may heart you might find this hard [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► to believe but i have only ever been to [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► the olive garden one time you're [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► dangerously close to that guy right now [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► i know i don't know the TV turns out it [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► turns out it's something I need to [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► really know about the thing and olive [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► gardens are not uh they said there were [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► that I don't think there was an olive [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► garden in Alaska now in fact i know that [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► there wasn't because I we would have [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► gone to it it would have been more [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► costly there in Hawaii anyway but you [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► know you know I you know I'm surprised [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► with you I mean you enjoy you enjoy a [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► hearty meal I do after I think I [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► mentioned this to you before when I was [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► in college we discovered something that [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► you could order when I say off-the-menu [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► I mean you know what would save on menu [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► as they would say in Germany you can [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► order salad and breadsticks was like six [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► bucks and was unlimited salad [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► breadsticks you get fucking ball of [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► alfredo sauce for a buck or two and four [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► like eight dollars you get free refills [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► and use it for four hours just getting [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► high on breadsticks and free salad [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► refills and putting out Fredo sauce on [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► your salad [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► no no you said a dipping sauce [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► no no you said a dipping sauce [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► I see are you just sitting here with a [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► spoon like a tablespoon now you dip your [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► bread stick in it BTW jerk [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► I'm just surprised because it seems to [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► me that you're a man who can't find my [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► say you're a man who can put away some [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► groceries and i don't mean in a cabinet [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► there's a place here in Seattle called a [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► what the hell is that called [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► mmm the Napoli to do italiano restaurant [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► is a chain 14 madura it's a chain one [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► where they have you know they serve a [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► big platters this of spaghetti [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► what's it called Beppo bit about that [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► but booka you do but Babu and I place [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► this shit happen but about that you look [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► nice that we have you look nice today [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► summit at the one here in town and it [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► was it was one of the silliest meals [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► I've ever had in my life [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► yeah just a fake high service thing yeah [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► yeah I'm we have I I've even marry few [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► times that's one that is the novel olive [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► garden equivalent yeah but it thinks [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► it's putting on airs [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► you know I think we're not olive garden [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► isn't putting on airs but that place was [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► when Adam and Scott and I went it was [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► really expensive and had that you don't [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► even get me started on the fucking fake [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► high surface thing it makes me a plastic [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► but i really hate that whole house the [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► moon was gonna get you anything yeah how [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► about you three Phil literally [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► everything on the table [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► how about you how about you just bring [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► me more of everything without saying a [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► word that's what I'd like more of a [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► dickhead [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► yeah they do the depo they do the thing [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► where as their seating you they walk you [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► through the kitchen [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► how come on has a kind of like mr. [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► Sinatra let's take a walk through the [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► kitchen and I'll show you you know show [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► you where the the raviolis could made me [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► call you the tracking shot at hear me [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► yeah exactly [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► Peter you're made to feel like hey get a [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► table in design a look at the young yeah [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► it actually selling that's because the [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► floor is just is that it's just worn [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► down into a trough from all that after [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► the value of these tourists walking [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► through the quoting jug table up front [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► yeah because you know what I really what [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► I really want to know is that a lot of [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► strangers have passed where my food is [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► being made [TS]