Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello a John I'm Marilyn I don't [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► remember John uh-huh but I don't make [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► people cringe be reluctant because they [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► fear the Queen boy I you know you know [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► what anybody who fears the Queen [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► shouldn't even be listening to this [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► podcast you have other ideas other [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► things like that that would be helpful [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► people and deciding what this is right [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► for them [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► Oh some some like a litmus test or a [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► little checklist [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► let's get some quick tips may be a [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► top-10 but you know litmus test would be [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► good to they can know if their basic [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► yeah regular acidic or said or somewhere [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► between um you know I i prefer to think [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► of it in terms of those quizzes that you [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► get in [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► Mademoiselle magazine but where you find [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► out if your boyfriend is cheating on you [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► have to change the name a damn but it's [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► much larger now it's not like like like [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► that just leaves the quickly go in there [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► you could do this while you're while [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► you're doing your laundry or enjoying a [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► pedicure you go through and you find out [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► by answering a series of questions [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► whether your boyfriend's cheating on you [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► yeah right exactly like a those he act [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► weird [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► yes he does does he keep having sex with [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► other ladies [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► oh my god I think he's cheating on me a [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► definitely be almost certainly here's a [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► tip here's a tip for our female [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► listeners your boyfriend's cheating on [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► 222 how much of a certainty you can [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► almost guarantee currently like that [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► right now [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► likewise we do this i don't know it [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► depends doesn't work from home [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► oh this is and I think you're getting [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► you are moving into the field of what i [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► would call self-help the questions to [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► ask yourself why you're getting a [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► pedicure should you be back at home [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► keeping an eye on that guy [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► my are you getting a pedicure is full [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► stop [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► who cares he said it's about nails you [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► have strong feelings about not having [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► feelings about nails I feel like the I [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► feel like nails of all the things they [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► goals but like my grooming your nails is [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► the thing you really can do [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► satisfactorily by yourself with a [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► pocketknife and we on that if you're [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► spending more time on your nails then [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► you can accomplish with a pocketknife [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► and maybe like a an emery board and [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► everything ok [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► they're saying if you keep you can make [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► the upgrade from your front teeth until [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► like a leather man like me you've [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► already you you have evolved [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► sufficiently right move on [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► go check out that a fucker at your house [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► was probably getting a handy from what [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► now is somebody works with is it [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► somebody what do you think what do you [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► think that sort of trouble comes from [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► give a sense that's the thing it could [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► be anybody could be the UPS girl [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► it could be the PS girl that's gonna use [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► that you know what I mean it could be [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► the milk made it could be the milk then [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► I did she milked the callous did she [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► bring the milk milk maid she brings the [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► she brings the milk she potentially does [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► everything milk related inside of the [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► household in the neighborhood [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► yeah you know the thing is now that [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► women are welcome in all fields so all [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► walks of life it could be the meter [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► reader it could be the could be the maid [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► the mail deliver here hehe kinda [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► slightly open the window and sticks his [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► head out good night's clipboard a nice [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► reflective best at the other people see [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► you at night it could be the there could [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► you know the postwoman Always Rings [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► Twice first sure especially if he asked [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► the stone does um now what about what [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► about scullery maids and very interested [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► in scullery maids I think that might be [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► pretty like in the household in those [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► very it's like it's like royalty and in [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► duchies in in Europe Duchess em and I [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► think your scholarly major you're about [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► as far now and it's kind of like me in [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► the piss boy or the dishwasher at a [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► restaurant I don't this play's [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► restaurants but you eat with a scholar [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► in my sensitive side on the San [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► Francisco's a different kind of town is [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► so we don't know this boys here anymore [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► not at all i know is that legislation or [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► like Portland where you gotta like have [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► people humping gas just kind of [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► initiative you have something that's [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► something where [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► a little pissed boys were and they were [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► selling the piss on the open market and [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► it was determined that we just need to [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► recycle it's like got his license with [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► recycling rights it's all a scam [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► yeah oldest pendulums a recycling scheme [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► Angeles is a lot of things I you know I [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► think he gives me a run for my money in [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► terms of signal to noise ratio [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► I wonder often when i put something in [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► the recycling when I when I look into my [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► recycling bin that has newspapers tin [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► cans glass plastic bottles and then I [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► put up you know like a cardboard in [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► there and I think what now [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► how is all this going into the right [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► into the right decision that's going to [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► be at that that's gonna be a park bench [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► for multicultural children [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► ya know this this is that this is super [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► train is going to solve all of this I [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► didn't want I didn't want to bring it up [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► because i don't know if it's something [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► where I don't know the stage development [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► or funding that you're in [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► I have a feeling super she is going to [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► take care of a lot of our recycling [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► issues super glamorous and super to [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► create a super train gets a second or [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► third claw it's not gonna be too fucking [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► sort no no for sure it's not it's get me [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► to speed up the conflagration super [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► train is going to super train is going [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► to start with mobile home parks and it's [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► just going to recycle them with all [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► their contents [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► uh-huh but I my feeling is that that [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► week you know we just put a space rocket [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► in space a private space rocket I don't [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► know if you watch that I heard something [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► about a private space rocket there's a [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► private space rocket and the Fantastic [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► Four did that 1963 for as well yeah [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► discontinued that that was that's all [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► under cover of The Secret legion of doom [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► but but uh but they just put a private [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► space rocket into space i was watching [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► it on the on the internets and they [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► actually like the people that were [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► announcing it you know like the normally [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► you would have some some guys with crew [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► cuts and slide rules in the front pocket [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► going t minus 72 you know initial [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► second-stage defibrillation whatever [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► they say i don't know i do best [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► because if you had said he had a slider [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► about you can really nail it [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► and these three like the guy had a [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► handlebar mustache and Anna like ironic [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► afro and they were like we did it [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► Iraq is it hasn't really got its got in [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► that it's gotten that bad at NASA it's [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► not an ounce of though it's it's some [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► san francisco startup they launched it [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► down sorry of course must be from [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► Cupertino's off the you know off the [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► back of a tortoise I don't know what [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► they're doing is fucking Holocaust we [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► cannot we cannot get something off the [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► pad in this country and its people [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► running around and fucking flip flops [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► and afros just picking shit go up in the [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► air [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► that's a long that they maybe put like [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► three Priuses they had a bungee cord [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► very wise very quiet rakesh super super [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► super efficient second news NPR station [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► and the classical station but but they [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► can put a rocket into space now but they [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► can't make a home recycling trash [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► compactor deal you can use metal in the [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► microwave [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► you know you know like you should have [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► at home you should have a thing where [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► you take your you take your cardboard [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► and you put in this thing and it [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► immediately starts to move shit and mash [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► it down into that Bush who and then you [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► would you call it a slurry yeah you make [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► a slurry right so you've got your you've [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► got a little slot where you put your you [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► put your paper products and it starts to [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► slowly I mean you put your glass [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► products and it breaks it down and turns [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► it into you know glass dust or you know [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► you should be able to do the first stage [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► of breaking all that shit down at home [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► so that when the recycling truck comes [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► you just hand them like a brick [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► it's like here's the glass break here's [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► the metal break here's the here's the [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► paper brick I think I think you're [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► really honest I was like Wally you make [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► a little on the low keep the trash it's [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► very efficient it's like smashing down [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► your cans when you're like going [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► shopping cart guys you know isn't funny [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► also then and you know and I just [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► literally cannot think of anything I can [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► think of almost nothing that i would [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► rather talk about less than recycling [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► it's it's it's literally one of the [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► things I at least want to talk about [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► your back to scullery maids because they [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► actually do that [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► yeah I just like it's fucking funny that [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► like you have a gas driven giant [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► rock that comes to your house so that it [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► takes away it takes away your dainty [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► imported beer bottles so that somebody [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► is getting whatever eight dollars an [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► hour can sort through them on a conveyor [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► belt to make sure they don't have too [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► much beer in them and will screw up the [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► works and you know i just and you know [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► i'm right i just want to just close the [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► thread i think what I hear you saying [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► also if I'm hearing you correctly is you [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► should not need a truck at all if you [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► want to make that in the glass art that [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► could be the way you slurry if you want [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► to slurry that into literally a park [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► bench you get you get let's say you keep [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► you waiting to get seven or 800 empty [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► milk cartons and nobody should really be [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► drinking that much milk but if you do [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► you get all those and you can literally [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► make a park bench or table you should be [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► able to this every uses better than [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► recycling I think slurry is better than [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► reuse that's that's super flexible john [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► III feel like this list that's the [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► slurry is the first stage on the way to [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► then having a second machine in your [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► house which then converts that stuff [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► back into like you take the take the [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► slurry and then you make it back into [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► your own printer paper or you make it [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► back into your own you know glass [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► bottles you have a little distance [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► Spencer that like you wore loop and it [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► makes a bottle for you can make an NPR [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► talkback mic and turn it into like that [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► sort of like am and how they have like [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► two fer ki maybe they could have a suit [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► it's like cute but it's not jute yeah [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► it's nude nude nude all I'm going to [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► capture that and use that you made with [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► the high fructose corn syrup new new [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► jutsu I like I think they want to look a [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► little bit ping pong but like i said [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► it's not the Orthodox jute no no it's [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► nude [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► ok what about record-keeping my form [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► jute I think you can be there is that [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► there there's there's there's this new [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► kind of like a sort of conservative [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► reform dude you can be like and i'm [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► sorry i really like about the seller is [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► something I thought of when i was in the [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► shower this morning right discuss today [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► with not that it matters today is [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► Wednesday and I think you're showered a [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► charity whether you did or not but you [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► talked about the president has see [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► acetic ambulance service [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► yeah who drives on Friday nights [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► oh my god I hadn't even thought of that [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► you know you know about like kosher [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► elevators right you know you know about [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► the insane the same it and then with all [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► due respect to a great great religion in [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► Greece they really are there are [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► wonderful people and let's not [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► we're going to say I have a huge amount [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► of respect for the Jutes but here's the [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► thing that I'm going to Sabbath there's [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► all kinds of things you're not allowed [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► to do right I told you about the wire [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► that goes around the neighborhood [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► I told you about that i told you about [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► that i told you about that's what about [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► it in Miami I told you about that the [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► wire that goes around the neighborhood [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► it's a hack [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► it's a hack and once you get the wire [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► around your neighborhood this is true [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► there's a bit the place where we [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► remember the Holocaust fist i showed you [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► it's that same area it's super Jewish [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► super Judy and you put a wire around it [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► and then it's technically all the rules [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► are off right because you're inside the [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► wire [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► yeah i think it's brilliant and the wire [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► is charged with a little with the with [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► God power / that I i think it's Yahweh [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► you're not allowed to pronounce it don't [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► say it [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► ok said I think there should be some [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► kind of a onomatopoetic for that but now [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► i'm captain do you want to have [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► elevators are called the non-kosher [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► elevators because they don't they don't [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► have any kind of meat that unless you [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► put him there which you could do i think [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► on Sunday but not on Saturday because [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► that's not their day they don't care [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► about Sunday's you play golf right like [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► I want a gentleman but here's the thing [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► you know do you know what day is it not [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► pass over what a Sabbath i'll have you [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► heard of the Sabbath elevator [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► tell us about the Sabbath LOL here's the [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► thing this is where things get super [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► hairy for the Jutes is you're not [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► allowed to cause a fire to be made right [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► this goes back if you read one of those [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► books you know what the old books [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► probably one of the prophets it's very [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► repetitive very morally edited with all [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► due respect right I'll talk to fire on [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► the far no fires no fires a big is a big [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► part of general light switches no [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► buttons [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► you got it because if you turn on the [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► air conditioner you're making a little [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► flame you can you can so you know what [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► you do you hire a scullery-maid you hire [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► somebody i think i think it's called a [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► sabot the scullery and somebody can come [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► in turn on the air cushion for you but [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► it's a boy [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► it's ok that is a real term is not going [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► so good and so now another thing is you [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► have to act like you don't know they [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► work for you because you can certainly [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► can't pay them that day because that [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► would involve lighting a fire you you [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► have to here's the thing maybe there's a [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► place where you just leave [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► any and accidentally drop your address [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► and then people show up in turn on your [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► fucking air-conditioning is my name is [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► very hot with a wire notwithstanding [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► it's a very very hot community John well [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► the thing is if you turn your air [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► conditioning on before the sun goes down [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► on the Sabbath you can just leave it arm [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► all getting cold [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► well no you don't have to turn it off [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► you just leave it on you have not [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► started a fire with fire is in the [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► process of going whatever Hardware your [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► power goes out you have to go to a [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► circuit breaker d-did they have a [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► Sabbath electricians see that I think [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► that I think that was on now I think [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► that might have been paranoid paranoid [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► you can definitely you can conduct [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► several description you can definitely [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► go wires on the lads you know you are [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► that's like that Sabbath bloody Sabbath [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► please continue [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► you are not i think i think that the the [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► question of who drives the ambulances in [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► the Orthodox ambulance service is is it [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► is that is the question because anything [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► else you can you can just hire a boyish [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► person to do [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► ok now what you think the whole purpose [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► what would if you have a few exactly but [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► you can't you can't have like a fill-in [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► driver on models [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► I mean maybe they do maybe they have [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► maybe they have a dominican guys right [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► now not going to the Cotton Club to get [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► a circumcision I don't think that I [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► don't think that works at all here's the [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► thing [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► sabaton here I'm going somewhere with [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► this two things first of all google [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► which is very silly nowadays they are [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► developing a driverless car point to a [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► Sabbath elevator is an elevator that [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► automatically stops every floor so you [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► can get on without having to make a fire [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► with the button on Sabbath elevator [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► stops at every floor it's very [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► inefficient I would just take the steps [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► and unless they involve the lighting a [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► fire but if you lived on the 47th floor [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► well maybe you should have thought of [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► that about that because of your face [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► maybe you get a jute hang glider or some [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► kind of a jute rope internal matters why [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► that is why uh Orthodox people all do [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► live in communities together so that [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► they don't have to Johnny travelocity [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► most the most Orthodox Jews live very [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► near the first floor [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► well they they they tend to live within [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► walking distance of their synagogue so [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► that they cannot the recent like not the [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► wire synagogue [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► yeah well I mean yeah about the wire is [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► usually around an actual synagogue [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► under the interactions undergarments and [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► Florida it goes around like look at like [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► a neighborhood like bigger than a [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► subdivision [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► yeah there's one like that in seattle to [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► but there's a synagogue in the middle of [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► that but they couldn't do that on [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► Sabbath I bet they had to have somebody [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► to that they had to get a am either had [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► to have a green wire hanger or or uh [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► sabbath in circular i'm going to imagine [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► that wire has to be hung by a rabbi I [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► would want to research a rabbi there to [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► make sure that everything was kosher and [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► i would also have a pretty high up [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► because although a lot of the just with [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► all due respect a lot of folks aren't [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► super tall a lot of us are like you're [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► pretty tall man you can easily walk into [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► a synagogue wire [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► yeah it's got to be high enough but it [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► doesn't you don't want to you know what [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► bird sitting on it maybe they do because [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► you're not gonna like that is the rest I [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► you know I have not read as much of the [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► tall mood as I should and maybe this is [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► all covered in there [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► hmm how will you know when you've had [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► enough well I think when when when no [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► one can ask me a question about Judaism [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► where I don't have the answer already [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► hand I think we have moved from Socratic [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► to tell music I think we're having a [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► Talmudic discussion right now mmmm [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► well I believe I can't believe that the [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► question that these are all questions [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► that are that are you know they're not [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► they're not explicitly in the Torah they [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► are part of the tunnel the tradition [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► that's because I'm looking as i speak [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► right now I'm looking at a book called [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► the joys of Yiddish by leo rosten that's [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► interest rate popular in the seventies [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► the job he had the choice of unit has [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► all the and as all the diagrams and when [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► you were a kid you would go looking [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► every other ladies and armpit hair [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► yeah Shalom Aleichem we remember [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► thinking about another lady and her hair [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► my god the choice sex was repulsive to [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► do so and the guy with that that that [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► beard that like it hung off of him like [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► his penis and his beard hung in exactly [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► the same way i have droopy i have to say [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► that the the people in the joy of sex [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► did not look like they were enjoying [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► what they were doing [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► no no they look like they were the last [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► two people are getting picking kickball [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► their last two people to keep partying [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► neither of them are happy [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► yeah yeah but that but they somehow felt [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► obligated to go through all seven [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► hundred positions [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► maybe they were low key from fine deal [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► and Steely Dan although is there wasn't [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► there was one interesting one [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► where the what was it the guy is always [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► consistently licks her armpit or [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► something i'm sure i don't know why but [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► i'm sure i flipped past that as fast as [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► I could but there was one where the guy [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► was on his back and he had his feet up [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► in the air and she was like on the [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► outside of his legs but somehow like on [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► top of him in such a way that that but [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► it was like she was like she was the boy [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► horse rights but basically that's got [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► scandalizing the butterfly he was like [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► feet in the air full-on like but she but [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► she was doing the cheese doing the work [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► that's always intrigued me [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► yeah um I've gone to the internet to [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► find out what a scullery maid is in [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► first kind of just suggest just not now [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► because we I think we would have to edit [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► a lot of it out [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► go look at the images for scullery maid [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► it's it's it's unexpectedly hot because [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► the scullery maid [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► mr. so in great houses and she's working [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► a huge got a barrel all that's gonna [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► fairly got a barrel and mop is here's [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► the thing in Great Houses scullery maids [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► with the lowest rank and often the [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► youngest of the female servants haha [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► acted as an assistant to a kitchen maid [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► mmm i think they did a lot of modeling [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► because you insisted including [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► vegetables plucking foul and stealing [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► fish she was John she can plug that [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► she's got super strong fingers [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► oh can I just say ringing out the mops [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► not like new mops not like nice mops [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► like world maps but it's been moving [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► dirt around she has to squeeze that so [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► hard with our hands and this is this is [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► this is something that I've thought [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► about for many years and and part of it [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► was I had I I had an uncle who was a [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► rich man he was a he was a member of the [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► of the one percent and as he got older [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► like a lot of those guys who have made a [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► lot of money as he got older what he [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► what he wanted to do was just keep [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► making more money and my dad who was not [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► a rich man but who lived like a rich man [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► who thought like a rich man my dad used [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► to say to my uncle [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► well then I'm gonna do it in his voice [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► what the hell are you doing here for 76 [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► years old he were you working 80 hours a [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► week when I want to get a young girl and [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► you get a young girl and go to the [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► worker to describe it work like stop [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► working get a girl and go sit on a beach [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► somewhere like you made it you got all [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► the money in the world you don't need [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► more money go get a young girl and go [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► sit on the beach somewhere that's what [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► you know that's how you spend your money [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► and my uncle was just like I get it you [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► know you don't know what you're talking [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► about [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► I've got I've got more people to ruin [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► but but but my thought is like there's [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► so many rich people in the world and you [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► know some of them you know most of them [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► are still like getting up in the morning [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► like I get up in the morning every day [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► and make more money because I'm an [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► asshole but but there's got to be some [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► that are like you know what i have i [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► have scullery maids to help the kitchen [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► maids like they're doing it right [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► the in the sense that they are enacting [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► a medieval fantasy in a castle that they [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► built for themselves on Lake all their [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► their make the gentry right that they [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► are actually like like a they are you [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► know defenestrated their enemies and [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► they are they there there impaling the [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► heads of their of their i totally agree [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► glad you guys on stakes around their [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► house and stuff you know you can tell [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► you until does that like people who yell [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► at the waitress you know I is this [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► seriously if I can I don't know this is [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► your this is your show it is your chance [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► to help people but if I could give one [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► piece of advice to people if you're [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► about to go into any kind of [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► relationship with anybody and whether [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► that's going to be a partner or somebody [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► we give it to Handy's or somebody where [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► you were more money is exchanged first [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► of all it's very important that you eat [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► out with him several times this will [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► tell you a lot about them if they always [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► were to the stake and this is a really [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► nice stick to probably kind of boring [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► if they if they put too much salt on the [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► field without tasting it [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► good to know because they're probably a [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► little bit reckless and not very good [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► with their judgment but here's the thing [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► they will travel it they will try to be [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► nice to you write your own dates [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► stuff they're gonna try to be charming [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► you know a point but not to make it [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► super weird if that person fucking does [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► anything but is a complete gentleman or [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► gentlelady with the staff of the [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► restaurant there fucks name [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► hmm interesting theory because that is a [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► small person who needs a disparity in [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► class and power in order to feel like a [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► whole person and they will fuck you over [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► 11 times from sunday if you get anywhere [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► near them and you'll never find out into [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► it slept till it's too late and suddenly [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► you're the waitress you're the you're [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► the lady horse and you're the one not [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► going to tip if you know what I mean [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► have you had this experience John you [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► eat a lot i do it out a lot but well and [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► and and i think that i think i need to [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► make to do i need to make at least one [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► distinction which is that yes agreed [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► I i have never been I've never been in a [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► situation where someone was like rude or [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► aggressive with a waitress because i [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► feel very strongly that I have a I have [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► enough sense to pick to a to have [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► already excluded those people like super [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► music business stuff we've had to go [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► have dinner with some big with the cigar [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► in hundred-dollar bills you've never [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► seen this most of the most of the time [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► most of the time they are you know that [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► they at least they at least are smart [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► enough to know that that how they treat [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► the waitress is also going to be some [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► someone how they're judged by you know [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► if they're trying to like oh you know in [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► our guy they want to be with you how [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► they're like you the area exactly but I [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► but there is an epidemic I think among [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► liberal uh people in their thirties or [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► forties of what i would call like [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► condescending reverse a obsequious two [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► waitresses churches condescending [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► reverse obsequious two waitresses [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► yes ok which is over politeness and [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► deference to waitresses as a as a way of [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► expressing that you understand how hard [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► their job is and you really don't want [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► to make any imposition on them but can [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► you please have you know can I get [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► please just get one more and I'm [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► really sorry to ask but can I please get [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► one more piece of cheese for my moment a [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► minute and that like over deference to [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► waitresses is a kind of condescension [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► that liberal people pay when in fact o [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► bein waitress is a is a proud and and [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► dignified position and what your [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► waitress wants is for you to say what [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► you want in the with the absolute [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► economy of language and get the fuck out [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► of her hair and let her get on with the [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► job it's a java yeah so if your [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► hamburger comes and it is wrong you [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► don't say I'm sorry but them mean that [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► you just say i miss I i ordered this [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► without the thing and it has the thing [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► and if you get if you say it it with [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► with an economy of language that I i [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► have been at dinner with so many people [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► and music business people to where the [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► waitress when I say miss i ordered this [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► with the thing and does another thing [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► and she goes okay and she comes and [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► grabs a plate and the person across from [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► me says turns to winter goes I'm sorry [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► all big mistake [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► that's a big mistake if you do that to [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► me oh man the corrections worse than the [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► crime right and the waitress kinda looks [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► over at the other person goes there's no [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► problem and they walked off to the [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► kitchen and then then the person who has [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► protected me is in for a little like a [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► mini lecture for men about how they [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► should given mini-lecture you're like [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► how they should a shut the fuck up at be [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► how you know how bitter that they can be [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► they can be like condescendingly a over [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► polite as much as they want in their own [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► transactions with people but not to [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► impose that bullshit on my interactions [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► and I I've been in long arguments with [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► people where like I had a guy one time [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► say to the two waitress when I was [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► saying and I'm gonna you know i got like [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► this and I am NOT of this the guy turns [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► to the waitress the guy doesn't know me [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► that well but he turns the weight room [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► goes he's obviously never waited tables [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► oh man and this is the guy that I know [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► for a fact had never waited tables is [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► that was the old west that would be the [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► equivalent of him calling you yella well [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► hon was shot first in that situation if [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► that was the old west i wouldn't even [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► stood up I would have shot him just from [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► under the table [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► oh no he would not have finished his [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► indifference [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► before he be splattered all over the [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► cantina that's ridiculous [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► in fact I have waited tables before and [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► I waited tables for years yet you [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► managed to place full of grunge drunks [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► brunch Drunk so tell me about customer [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► service and this guy is trying to like [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► he's trying to cuddle up to this [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► waitress by like obviously he's never [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► had to do a thing before because he's a [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► rock star and I'm like you know you know [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► you know you got a master's degree you [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► know and you got a master's degree in [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► business like you've never waited [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► fucking tables guy and a and you know [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► anything but it's it's part of this [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► culture of like and I think it started [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► in the eighties when one waiters started [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► actually coming up to the table and [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► sitting down in the booth you're going [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► hi guys what what are you going to have [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► today what are we having tonight I'm [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► just having on your server [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► yeah i'm skipping your server we having [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► tonight you want to get some jalapeno [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► poppers [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► I'm a customer I'm trying to have a [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► conversation and that you know and and [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► so all these people that were kind of [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► raised in that environment they think [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► that that is the that's the dynamic with [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► waitresses like hi how are you oh my god [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► I'm so sorry that you have to work a job [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► John this is one of the many important [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► corners in your much larger development [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► wrong if i could you see the german word [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► for a minute you haven't seen Marty [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► Barrett not sure you don't like you [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► don't like fake nice i don't write [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► there's a variety of things that this [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► fits into into your fake nice masks evil [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► more than it the more than it promotes [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► oh yeah I think Karl Marx said that the [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► road to hell is paved with apologizing [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► for John Rother can restaurant.com know [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► how is Friedrich Engels the carpet I'll [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► i think you're a well that's gonna make [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► phosphor junk but there never funny I [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► but here's the thing just one person [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► that's listening to this podcast it's [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► like oh dammit of once i was going to [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► but I can't know that [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► here's the thing you on you i could make [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► this very functional if I could say and [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► this gets into the stuff that I care [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► about method is a Venn diagram somewhere [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► here which is that clarity [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► we've got to have clarity we should have [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► clarity about our roles like it doesn't [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► have to be like weird [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► it makes it the opposite of weird if we [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► are clear about our roles i am coming to [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► this place to be served food by people [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► who serve food in exchange for that give [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► them money they have a job to do right [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► so you know what and John I don't want [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► to make it about handjobs but i think [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► this is Stu [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► right in the fucking handjob wheelhouse [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► because you go in there and you gotta [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► tell him what you want and in this [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► instance you don't you don't you know [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► what the guys get the hand next to you [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► say up i'm sorry that he was so [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► aggressive and talking about his balls [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► let's fuck that no that's right and in [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► this case you want to talk about your [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► balls you talk about me but you know [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► what you do I think they're dirt there's [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► the thing is i think most weight Ron's [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► which i think is the gender neutral way [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► to say it was terrible terrible word [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► well we'll enjoy the clarity just like [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► summers and giving a handy and I don't [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► want to say that all waitresses give [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► handjobs because I that's I just in my [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► experience that's not the case but if [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► you go in there and you say to them [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► um hi I I wanted this medium rare and [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► this is really closer to medium well [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► could you could you take it back and get [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► me another one [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► you know I there's nothing unclear about [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► that like anything and any waiter that [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► has a problem with that anyway that [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► rolls their eyes are like oh my god they [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► apologized and walk away they go they do [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► the thing they go well but a waitress or [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► waiter that has a problem with it is in [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► the wrong line of work and there are so [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► many priestess kind of say baristas yeah [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► oh my god but you know I the the you're [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► right i don't know where it came from [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► underneath was the eighties a lot of [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► terrible things came out of the eighties [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► but I think you're absolutely right i [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► think i think there's this theory is [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► this culture now let's be honest people [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► like my friends got Simpson me my entire [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► life is predicated on trying to make the [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► way just like us because you guys [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► apologize profusely bleeding and I i [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► have told you how sorry I am about that [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► but it's really true [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► we just want to make the witches laughs [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► innovation and what and what it really [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► is about is it's about the demographic [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► shin of the great class of servers that [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► has happened over the last noble the [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► noble tradition i disagree John I think [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► because I could still try to make the [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► way just like me but then I could also [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► be nice but here's the problem is when I [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► started like a crazy person is like this [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► place we go in our neighborhood place [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► you've been to before and we go there we [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► get burger sometimes and something out [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► of the language barrier i don't know if [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► it's the fact that almost nobody can [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► ever understand what I'm saying no [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► matter what right conclusive but I went [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► in there and I said can I get the [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► cheeseburger medium rare with fries and [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► can also please do this for a kid so we [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► started with this is for a kid that's [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► code it means finding listen to this [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► right this is for kid [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► yes a question and you go anything only [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► please is there is there sauce on that [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► it's for [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► kid right and they go whenever necessary [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► so you might as well be saying is [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► there's shrimp on there because [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► otherwise my child will die [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► that's how seriously you must take it if [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► I have to walk home with something that [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► has any sauce on it i'm gonna be coming [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► back there and I'm not gonna be happy [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► and they're going to be that guy a [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► little bit so I say I please have to [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► have the the cheeseburger special but i [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► would like nothing on I didn't say no [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► cheese [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► I said I want nothing on the burger [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► except burger on a bun so please no [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► sauce no cheese no anything please [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► please note to use no songs no anything [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► and so of course it immediately turns [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► into a money python routine and she goes [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► so cheeseburger I said yes I want the [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► burger but with no cheese like Lenin and [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► you can't see but i'm making this [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► horizontal gesture with my hand flat as [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► I have to say I there will be I will [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► solve the land this is scorched earth [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► it's moving now [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► yeah yeah I'm making a 90-degree [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► horizontal swing to indicate flat [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► fucking land [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► yes try nothin bout right right doesn't [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► want to see his burger on a desert [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► that's right and I want you to have [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► between here he says and so of course [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► she responds you know in that amount of [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► overconfidence that this particular [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► witches hasn't always trying to remember [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► my order and getting three things about [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► it wrong and she's focused on the side i [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► said here's the thing i want you to the [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► plastic box and put some some of those [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► crinkle-cut fries in there and I want a [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► burger with literally nothing on it but [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► a piece of meat on a bun so you can [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► guess how this what goes on here it [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► comes out it's fully dressed [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► it's got everything on it and I say and [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► I I'm and each time she said like your [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► orders almost ready i actually because [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► this place makes me crazy by getting if [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► they got my order wrong and seven out of [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► eight times and then stopped going there [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► if they got my order wrong one out of 39 [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► times it wouldn't matter right in my [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► order wrong one out of seven times is [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► crazy making yeah it's just enough to [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► make you feel fucking nuts and so I said [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► remember remember that for the kid [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► so nothing on it you don't do that [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► murder and being that guy you hate but [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► i'm going to make sure and the current [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► comes out fully dressed it's got shit [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► all over it right so you now can you can [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► fucking guess [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► did you throw it out her huh I said you [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► remember this [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► did you push up against the wall and I [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► didn't say I don't see many little it is [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► a very rare i said ray [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► err no no no they took it back and you [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► know exactly what that what that [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► cocksucker in the back did know that's a [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► myth together but they're not spitting [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► on your food no no no no I would know I [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► didn't check i checked carefully enough [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► to see that he had skull raped the [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► cheese off great the other stuff oh I [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► got it got a fresh bun and that was the [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► extent of it [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► oh boy yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't and [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► then I i open it up because I always [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► check my order there now I gotta fucking [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► hate myself for the last 35 minutes of [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► what I've been saying but now there's a [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► little bit of cheese on the fries [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► ya gotta get you know what we're just [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► pulling at that point you burn the [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► restaurant down that point you burn the [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► restaurant down you stand out in the [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► street take all your clothes I've got [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► sense of when it's really time to put [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► the restaurant down girls ask you yet [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► that is not purely emotional emotion [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► plays a role in it you're like [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► Wolverines brought you to where you are [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► but you have to have some sense in your [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► mind when the line has been crossed and [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► it is time to fix something why did [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► Mookie grab that trash can and throw [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► through the front window of [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► self-preservation he had enough you know [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► what is it had enough it was time with [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► it was time it was time to break down i [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► don't think that was all that bad [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► no no I didn't either i was surprised [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► when movie through the trash can be [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► surprised at the time I was like well [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► what why don't i don't get it i don't [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► get it sounds good movie but Mookie and [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► had enough it was time it was just time [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► to burn that restaurant down and this in [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► this situation when there's do it now [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► you got sauce on the fries [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► it's too it's too much to explain to get [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► it right I think you just got to go out [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► in the street take your clothes off [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► throw a trashcan through the window and [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► burn it down because it's hard to [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► identify what your hoodie and otherwise [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► naked you wouldn't hoodie [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► ah you know there was a time when I [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► would have worn for nobody but now I [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► think you just you just get you just get [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► naked and it because here's the thing [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► about I'm about what's wrong with having [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► a chance to get naked it's interesting [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► to think about burning a restaurant down [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► and get naked first people are less [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► likely to grab you people are less [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► likely to grab a naked guy first of all [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► that's why you're like you're like the [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► Iron Sheik you got no hair to grab grab [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► your ass good clothes off and then you [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► automatically got a circle of you got it [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► you got it like a buffer zone of 20 feet [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► where where most white hats most good [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► Samaritans are not going to break that [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► barrier with a naked guy and definitely [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► when they're gonna think twice and [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► possibly six times [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► yeah a guy that would otherwise flying [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► tackle you before you burn this [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► restaurant down is going to stop at that [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► 20-foot line and go I see if it's in [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► nervous-looking teenager who's got like [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► a cannon gasps and looks like they [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► masturbate a lot [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► I think that kid gets a fucking flying [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► tackle and gets into cloth super [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► trinkets that kid in the clock good and [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► fast baby so I think if you see a man [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► with a lot of dignity for a minute here [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► and a middle-aged man with a lot of [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► technique does his own haircuts little [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► tall me and he is out there with his [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► justice to either this chin up and his [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► chest out [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► second it's got a little bit probably [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► could have a driver's license got in [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► case somebody's taking pictures or if [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► you think there's not ladies out there [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► who like firebugs when they come [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► Firebirds what they call them by our [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► firebugs firebugs ok you know I their [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► thing is there are ladies that like [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► Firebirds to and if you have a firebird [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► trans by a fire about 3am especially you [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► know and it's like my girls this is my [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► friday night is a good date night [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► because the the gene pool is a little [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► bit limited i'm not saying this genetic [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► difference but a lot of people are at [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► home not enjoying their air conditioning [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► and not driving their cars so anyway the [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► point was that if you have the acetic [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► ambulance you could maybe have a [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► self-driving ambulance now what if you [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► all what about this what about you got [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► to go paddles clear what do you do when [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► you get to resuscitate somebody with the [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► paddles like I think you're I think [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► you're you're were all the way it would [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► we can't go like into details now [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► there's got to be some this is all the [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► book it's got to be in a book [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► there's gotta be some way around the [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► Hasidic ambulance service but here's the [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► problem with you and with pickles [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► the problem with are trying to [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► understand the Hasidic community is that [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► they don't go online and tell you all [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► about themselves [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► you know what I mean like it Orthodox [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► people of all stripes are generally not [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► interested in letting you know all their [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► the peccadilloes who because you know [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► there's a kind of I think as as religion [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► gets more orthodox people are less [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► interested in converting other people [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► and more interested in just blowing it [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► up especially and i don't mean this [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► isn't and honestly I mean this isn't as [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► an insult but especially as your [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► community becomes a more closed one [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► like amongst the friends if you more i [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► think that his seed expect that's it [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► that's it is a closed community by [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► definition as you become more orthodox [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► or your community becomes more insular [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► what about Unitarians i do not know [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► about Orthodox unitarianism i'm not sure [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► i think unitarianism by definition does [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► not allow for orthodoxy does it [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► I just think it makes you a little [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► faster because you know this is that [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► they fuck like bunnies the Unitarians [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► you get them in a lock-in and there's [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► going to be some serious trouble you're [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► going to want to fucking damp cloth and [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► some dim lights because this here's the [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► thing about unitarianism you get that [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► song kumbaya [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► I mean just saying those words i'm [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► getting a little bit of a time it kind [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► of sounds like come on my face a little [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► bit who by are just like that means no [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► my lord kumbaya kumbaya my lord [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► huh somebody off of i come by and I was [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► gonna laugh when I was Amy's come by [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► here i think is what it means when I was [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► a little kid my mom took us to church [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► because she wanted me to know all the [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► things about people about the world and [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► we went to methodist church and uh huh [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► o.o you got a problem with methods like [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► a problem method as I got probably two [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► threads i get a heat problem Baptist I [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► got a lot of problems see you thinking [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► and kinda just literally begging i could [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► start our religion except as much as you [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► need to tell this story but you know I [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► in our long conversations I never get [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► the chance to tell you how many [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► religions I don't like it please [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► continue [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► well in any case that it was during this [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► was in the seventies and so there was a [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► famine in Ethiopia i think at the time [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► and I think I hit the hip famine the [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► seventies was China oh no there were [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► some great African families it was it [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► was but it was after by after i think [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► but it was easy oh piya was the big [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► famine that was the big unicef family at [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► the early eighties yeah but um we had a [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► we had a thing are a one time where we [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► we made a we made like a it was [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► basically a haunted house where you got [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► down on your hands and knees and had to [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► crawl through a succession of tunnels [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► and the tunnels got smaller and smaller [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► and smaller until you have to kind of [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► push your way through this through the [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► last stage of this tunnel [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► and the idea was that that gave you a [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► sense of what it was like to be starving [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► that sounds like something that it is [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► uniquely designed by someone who has [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► never missed a meal [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► you know what I mean like that my sense [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► of this point when your body starts to [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► break down and literally eat itself [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► that's a lot like being in a two-bit [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► church is a lot like being in a tube in [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► the basement of the church on this was [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► this was the yeah what is what I mean [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► what you could you make any sense of [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► that at all [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► as a kid I could make no sense of it and [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► I remember going through the tunnel and [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► getting to the part that was tight [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► it was not it wasn't like tight around [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► my waist even it was just like tight [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► around my shoulders as i pushed through [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► this tube and I was like hmm [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► this does not feel like being hungry and [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► I came out the other side was like wow [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► you know then there were a bunch of [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► adults they're like yeah heavy stuff [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► right right but that's not really really [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► makes you think that it's so Sophie [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► that's why we are raising money that's [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► why we are collecting pennies and old [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► newspapers for the people who think they [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► I think now I'm not a Methodist by any [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► means but I i could think of a a much [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► more effective way to do that because [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► what you always got snacks you got [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► snacks and you get lunch let you know [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► what it for the sake of argument even [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► after the bell rang or the cross fellow [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► whatever happens let you know the class [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► is over [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► like what if you just have them stay in [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► there longer lately and like maybe four [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► to six hours and you SAT there and ate [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► in front of them maybe you know what [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► maybe you get in the tube and make a [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► yummy noise while you're having having [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► food is going to amplify you know what I [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► mean it's got like you have look at the [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► gay a you know a plate reverb effect and [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► the second when you get to eat i'm [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► pretty sure that this so that that that [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► the solution or or rather that the the [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► ultimate goal should not be the ultimate [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► goal in getting a group of seven year [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► olds to empathize with people in [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► Ethiopia should not be to try and get [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► them to feel starving but it's so [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► fucking white I think you think I mean [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► it is so white to think that you cannot [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► have [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► empathy for other people without doing [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► some kind of a firewalking our ropes [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► course that's so stupid [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► yeah well yeah sorry to hijack your [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► point and no no I mean I and I mean I [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► don't know I see this is it still [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► happens all the time all these all these [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► people who make documentary films about [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► Africa and everybody talks about it on [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► their facebook page so I yeah I mean I'm [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► it's i think it's it's it's all just [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► like crawling through a tube and trying [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► to imagine that that's what being [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► starving feels like it really really I'm [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► you know I'm John I gotta tell you I'm [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► gonna get a tube i'm going to think [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► about it for a while may get in the tube [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► you know what I'm gonna have an order a [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► tube when I assumed there must be some [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► kind of an online Methodist or i could [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► get this and I'm sure portion of the [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► proceeds go to charity whatever the fuck [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► that means but i will order a tube and [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► you can I just say I'm not going to tell [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► them what size and war how tight i want [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► it i'm gonna have arrived must think [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► about it i'm gonna maybe i'll of course [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► be eating copiously because that's what [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► I'm able to do is I'm going to start a [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► little too but you can put your finger [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► in it you and your finger will feel like [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► this tiny finger trap set ping-pong [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► bigger box [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► well my kid has a Chinese finger trap [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► it's not that hard to get out of it if [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► you really want to know [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► xiii i'm not i'm not sure that the [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► Chinese finger boxes and part of some [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► kind of I think that's like a sex toy [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► I should take that away from her yeah [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► you should you should let her have been [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► actually sniff it not but i think that [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► tube arrives and I don't even know what [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► to expect maybe it might be like an Iron [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► Maiden inside [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► i meanwhat here's what here here's how [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► you here's how you simulate a family who [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► you buy a tube or some rope and you you [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► put the tube around yourself and you [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► wrap the rope very tight around your [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► middle right very as tight as you can [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► and then you go outside and you sit in [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► the Sun and you don't eat for a month [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► and and then you'll uh so you're saying [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► if you're gonna have this fake empathy [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► yeah it should be it should be by way of [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► something with it's truly an empathic [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► which is putting yourself in that [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► position [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► well I know I don't even believe that [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► because to go to choose to starve to [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► death [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► it gives my friend says you can't jump [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► to join the proletariat like if you if [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► you've got the safety net of knowing [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► that you're in your backyard and can go [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► inside and have a notch with i'm sorry i [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► shouldn't say that you can go and have a [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► snack anytime you feel like it uh-huh [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► yeah exactly you it is not the same [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► whether it's like it's like all this [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► extreme sports stuff writers like [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► anything like bungee jumping with all [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► this fake peril [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► you know what i mean it's it's this way [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► of simulating this kind of you know and [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► I think now we're getting further [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► further into your personal wheelhouse I [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► don't know where houses but i know you [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► can be inside of it and you know the [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► wheelhouses wheelhouse is the little [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► house that sits up on top of a tugboat [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► where the where the cat where that the [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► tugboat driver is and it's just a little [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► you know like the there's not a large [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► cabin it's just a little box with a [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► window where the where the guy that [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► steering the tugboat since and I guess [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► that then extends to any any place on a [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► boat where the steering wheel is for the [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► boat and so that I think the metaphor of [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► in my wheelhouse means like yeah I mean [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► there's a lot of stuff that's on my boat [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► but when you're in the wheelhouse you're [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► really steering the boat at that point [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► ok that makes first of all I want to say [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► that i really want to stop using that [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► phrase it's super super dumped you here [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► all the time that's awful but so you're [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► saying it's kinda like if you mention [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► concentric circles [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► this is very near the center of your [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► expertise you've got a boat right right [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► you got on the boat and had not know [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► anything you're just riding the boat but [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► ones here there's not room in the [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► wheelhouse for somebody you can get hard [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► owner of the boat but you're still not [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► the captain you're still not in the [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► wheel got it be in the well is there [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► anywhere it tighter than the wheelhouse [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► you can get into well you could be in [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► the bilge but I don't think that's where [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► you want to be on a boat [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► ok that was a slurry goes that's where [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► the slurry goes that's where the that's [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► where the oil around [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► I don't know there's something about [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► maids and i'm not talking about the [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► french maids that the french maid thing [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► I got that isn't about dirty maids come [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► aids that are on their hands and knees [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► with your hands and knees scrubbing and [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► squeezing the shit out of some mosques [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► rubbing a stone floor right this is the [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► thing if I was a very very very wealthy [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► perfect like Arnold Schwarzenegger had a [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► baby with his with those made right now [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► that's the kind of opportunity that [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► right well except if you're a super rich [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► guy why would you not present yourself [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► with that opportunity at every up at [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► every opportunity [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► why would you not staff your house with [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► a bunch of 21 year-old Ecuadorian maids [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► pathway wife lives though [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► well I mean clk know if I could say that [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► I talked about the wife that well this [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► takes us back to the pedicure problem if [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► you discover that there are many many [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► Hondurans in your home and they haven't [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► seemed exhausted and their knees hurting [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► aren't scrubbing anything that's [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► something you need to look into I I [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► don't want to make this super weird [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► it seems to me that there are a lot of [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► people that live inside the wire that [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► neither air-conditioning turned on and [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► then there's a lot of rich guys would [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► like to diddle made so I'm thinking [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► maybe you hire your acetic made and you [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► trade that for Arnold Schwarzenegger to [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► come and turn your location on so you [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► know I really specific may die i think [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► that is not a good stratospheric maybe a [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► date like eight a maid who would work [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► for these folks you know it was you [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► because you have a go animate is that [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► allowed [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► oh absolutely i think that that's [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► referred you prefer you see what I'm [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► saying they do little switcheroo you say [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► i scratch my back you you get you get a [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► handy from a lady who knows how to [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► squeeze them op but you come over here [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► you flip on the air for maybe maybe you [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► get out you get a look at phone just for [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► the purpose but that way you're both [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► good you can go over and docs on during [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► lady that works for the Jutes and they [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► get to have their air-conditioned come [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► on because you're not the governor [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► anymore and your wife is super mad at [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► you looks a little bit like a box that's [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► I'm just saying like that this is the [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► kind of thing that we could be using the [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► internet for instead of just sitting [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► around stars and shit [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► it is the it's the rare it is the rare [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► tirade from you where I do not [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► understand any of the the logical leaps [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► that you're making but that was 13 [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► around this way reading something [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► how does one where i know i was at a [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► certain point I stopped reading and I [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► and I'll it leaned back in my chair to [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► concentrate on what you were saying [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► occasion [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► I think I'm not break this down for you [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► i'm a break this down for you know I [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► think I get the gonna get the just think [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► you get anything like it just I think [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► you're far outside your wheelhouse and [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► may have fallen off your fucking belt [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► stone soup here's the thing [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► no you three carats you bring carrots [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► right off they bring salary which [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► doesn't really help all that much [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► somebody else brings I sumeet 1i bring [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► the stone I always bring the stone to [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► store was like stone soup with a [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► scullery maid and an air-conditioned you [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► know right I know it is it's a lot like [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► film noir you know film noir there's [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► there's a lot of like oh I'll kill this [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► old strangers on a train train train [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► right that the 1i don't know no matter [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► where you are now for the ok so I'm [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► sorry instead of strange country have [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► your own space rocket somewhere hot [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► throw momma from the train i will kill [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► the person that annoys you [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► you kill the person that annoys me we're [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► both better off up from a train and we [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► got plausible deniability this is [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► Hitchcock thing I don't see what you're [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► saying I got Kara I'm with you it's a [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► Hitchcock thing is actually doing so [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► much better if you were sleeping [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► not really it's not difficult to [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► understand if you're Jewish person lives [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► in Miami inside of a wire and you want [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► your air conditioning turn on all you do [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► is find a very rich man was too fucking [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► maid and then you swap that was [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► plausible deniability that's in the [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► Talmud hey you know I need my medication [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► adjusted which one [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► uh-huh how the ones you haven't started [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► taking it back to your make-believe [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► medication us need the medication i'm [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► not taking adjusted it could be critical [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► but josh is a rich tradition now I have [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► a lot of respect for Judaism like for [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► realsies like I there's a lot about it [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► that I think is really really [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► interesting and ensure that they're [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► thrilled to get your endorsement 4lz [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► care [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► Marilyn man thinks it's alright for [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► realsies they can put that pool they [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► could put that on their homepage they [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► don't have homepage now listen I don't [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► know why whenever I imitating a old [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► Jewish man i speak liked mba from there [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► on the roof but it's because that's [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► really that's cool with you [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► once approximation yeah sure thats [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► that's an Eastern Europe right I was uh [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► I was listening to a podcast and there [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► was Merlin men and he said he thinks [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► that it's okay a lot of things use it [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► like a lonely eleven-year-old boy [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► impersonating Jackie Mason up [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► that's so true that is just how I now [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► happy every morning I wake up and I'm [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► like okay eleven-year-old boy who lives [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► inside me already [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► siren pretend that were Jackie Mason [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► especially given how little respect and [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► more importantly enjoyment you have it [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► literally everything that I do i will [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► someday tell you the story of the church [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► talent show where you located Jackie [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► Mason and 11 when you're 11 is much much [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► worse much much much worse my mom [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► basically read that libretto shoot the [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► script for it and it was it was a lot [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► like you know you ever seen one of those [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► like meta meta meta eighties comic [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► things with guys like I was a rather [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► interesting party the other night and I [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► saw something and he turns and put his [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► hands on respect and value comes back [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► he's doing impersonations they're not [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► money but i did that i did a tour de [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► force [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► I don't have time for this today but i [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► did a 24 series of impersonations that [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► was excruciating always all based on [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► ideas no no no witch witch tiny like it [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► it was it was all based on ideas from my [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► mom so mom 11 about 11 and the one I [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► brought to the ID table with the idea of [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► the very old man the tim conway he does [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► not count brunette with shackles right [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► mhm the dorf yes [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► fair enough yes yes but i also did I did [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► I did a lot of I did a lot of the folks [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► that people in the late seventies would [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► be familiar with enjoy ! westerbrook I [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► didn't know I did good you did Jimmy [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► Durante [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► oh yeah that's good Jimmy Durante [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► impersonation i did a I did a jack benny [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► impersonation [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► now here's the here's the problem with [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► our generation i was speaking [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► specifically about the window of [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► generation that includes you and me [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► right is the window that you yell at the [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► meter made out of is a window out of [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► which you demonstrate your enemies [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► birthday when is the metaphorical window [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► out of which the Millennials are [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► literally throwing themselves [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► this is the judge this is the window of [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► people who were born between mansion so [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► it could also be the homosexual sylhet [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► you like to sit on [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► what you know what makes lightly okay [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► that's it that's the one nowhere captain [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► son fell out into it into the street I [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► say that my daughter she's too close to [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► window I said no classes no Clapton's [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► languages like ups and no whammies will [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► cut that out haha oh she doesn't know I [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► mean so Clapton's there are so many [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► times in a day when I would want when I [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► feel like no Clapton's is the thing to [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► say [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► like when I go to a show I I regret on [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► stage I'm like no clouds no Clapton's [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► not the one hand it's great that I will [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► forget to cut this out on the other hand [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► that is in such incredibly poor taste [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► and on the third the third miss shapen [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► hand [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► it'sit's relations that can't be the [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► title this episode go clapping clapping [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► slow clapping of options but i but I [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► welcome oh no here's the thing about the [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► about the window of our generation is [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► yours and mine which is even started [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► special powers for windows the the the [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► people that were born between 1965 in [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► whoo-hoo when Gary when we were nine [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► years old we were imitating Jackie Mason [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► yeah bell but uh definitely check me [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► everybody had to Jack Bellamy yeah uh [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► all these TV stars of the fifties right [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► to meet those people were all those [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► people were already 25 years in the past [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► Groucho Marx move we were given you AI [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► was I was 11 when he died our comedy [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► heroes [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► yeah where it would be like kids today [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► 11 year old kids today imitating Sam [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► Kinison imitating like the the stand-up [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► comics of the early eighties like I [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► guess so but it was also has a smaller [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► world and we talked to you last week on [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► our previous episode is not only a time [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► this timeless so you can listen any of [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► them anytime but it's also partly [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► changing channels on 213 right he had [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► and so I I didn't follow up with after [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► you after your discussion that but we [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► had we had ABC NBC CBS we have behind us [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► well that was sewn on the UHF we have [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► five which is NBC nine which is CBS and [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► 12 which was ABC that was it that was it [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► and if you get dating onto pretty good [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► doing to you are you could maybe watch [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► like things in a slightly different time [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► but uhf we [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► add wxyyx I can you guess what wa [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► channel number w xix was because it's [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► rather clever nine gonna try again xix [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► Oh 19 channel 19 how great is that [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► that's brilliant that's independent to [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► write creature feature and shit and then [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► you have fucking like 48 or something [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► was was PBS but that was an attack we [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► didn't have the most you have no PBS not [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► not an angry did but PBS was a normal [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► like turn to PBS in a non-normal channel [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► this channel seven holy shit that's some [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► serious money cross hands for that to [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► happen John [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► well 4848 for PBS belongs let's be [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► honest if you want you should really [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► have to get channel 70 I still feel like [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► Channel Seven's BBS I still feel like [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► what it's like challenges dayton yeah [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► don't tell me that was going to guide or [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► the teacher is NBC image [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► um dayton I'm gonna go back in the stack [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► a minute dating the problem with windows [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► windows also here's the thing the world [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► was smaller right I won't use your [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► member ID like to remind you you should [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► quit dicking around those music bullshit [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► and become as you know you are fated to [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► be the Charles Nelson Reilly of our [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► generation [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► you should be out there having had a [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► career that was somewhat distinguished [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► for a time and then you appear on talk [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► shows he whatever the version that [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► today's you should be but you're right [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► my problem with being with Charles [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► Nelson Reilly of our generation you know [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► is that he was not at all man he's [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► pretty tall [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► Charles Nelson Reilly i think is pretty [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► was tall it's pretty tall you know he [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► had a one-man show [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► it's pretty funny it's on the Netflix [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► you can watch it's called life of riley [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► and it's a one-man show is a very [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► interesting guy [TS]