Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► low aye jaan i'm rolling haha all [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► worthwhile button button i I'm fine [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► without the button personally I think [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► they get you get you get what you get [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► you do that's right you get what you get [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► how much you're paying for this podcast [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► is what i would ask that point they said [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► at that b'day circle at my daughter's [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► school when they give up when your kid [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► brings presents for everybody say you [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► get what you get and don't be upset [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► oh that's a nice added yeah it'sit's [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► both useful and passive aggressive like [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► so many reminds i would like to say that [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► to all the 40 year olds I know who are [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► like why aren't I ridge you get what you [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► get don't be upset you get what you get [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► boy you know John I that seems like that [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► might find a place I don't want I don't [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► want to try to you know circle [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► circumnavigate your ethos but I could [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► see that finding a place in your eat [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► this / get what you get and don't be [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► upset [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► right there that's the way I just said [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► it kind of takes on a I like the way you [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► said it a little tougher right yeah when [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► reno and teacher realization that you [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► get what you get and don't be upset when [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► you say well you get you get don't be [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► upset [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► that's right we get fatalism there's a [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► little bit of like well yeah it's a nice [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► mix of of your first obviously let me [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► say you're being helpful right there's [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► also there's a hint of resignation of [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► I've been there I've gotten and I've [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► been upset and I'm just telling you [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► there's a little bit of farm wisdom to a [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► to like shut up and I mean like what [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► like shut up shut up the paint system a [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► lot of farm system [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► yeah shut up is the is basically if that [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► is farm wisdom condensed 22 words shut [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► up i was hoping to go to the dance this [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► weekend can I plant the corn now shut up [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► shut up no one who ever lived on a farm [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► ever spoke that many words in one [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► sentence i think a stern the farmers [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► they are they have to be tested because [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► the wind is whipping down the planes [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► because there's they get up at dawn and [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► they eat 12,000 calories of gravy [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► biscuits [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► there's no room in them for like [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► chattiness yeah I mentioned once you get [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► on that tractor here on one sheet for a [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► lot of the time that's passed the turn [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► well youyou yeah yeah yeah I mean to [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► them hand signals or anything did that [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► other times people [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► well I mean obviously there's going to [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► be people i don't so handsome this is [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► obviously you can sometimes attracted [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► takes a hand but but occasionally it [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► seems like you would want to signal the [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► people like pot it's time for chow for [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► that last night / hate myself for that [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► ok or i want to go to I want to go to [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► the dance kind of plant the corn there's [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► a bell for that Isabel for that [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► yeah mark comes out on the porch and she [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► rings that i want to go to the dance [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► bail because it shut up but is there [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► more than one Bell there's a whole [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► panoply of bells monopoly now on a boat [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► you have bells to tell what time it is [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► right you got so many bells [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► that's right ok and said I had a farm [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► you have different tones of bells [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► plastic Mandarin yet to ask different [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► questions that's right it's a total [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► length okay but and Paul I my sense of [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► see now i'm speculating a lot of this [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► because although my mom grew up on a [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► farm i did not i guess that's close [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► enough she's right you spot a lot of [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► shut up that you know what if i may say [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► she's never said shut up [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► yeah but she's put that value to your [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► home and she knows that she has said you [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► go to get adobe website didn't want to [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► be the one to say it that seems I think [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► he can just say that you know what makes [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► that effective as she never fucking [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► needs to say it's the difference in the [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► room like get my my sense from her is [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► that her grandpa really never said [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► anything he just he just communicated [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► through the furrows his brow em in the [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► furrows were frozen in his brow [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► mimicking the furrows of the land [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► deepest corn that he worked his life [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► work this whole life by you get to be [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► really full of shit when you're on a [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► farm yeah well I think I mean look at [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► the music of John Cougar Mellencamp it [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► is the music of the full of shit side of [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► having grown up on a farm [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► it has anything to do with the the [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► production that that when scotland does [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► your record is that make you look [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► foolish farmer no no offense no offense [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► and scholars sky big Scotland is just [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► bringing out their the intrinsic full [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► fitness in his artists do additional [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► thank you so much really [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► having the reverb for my liking that was [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► a style the river people you know I [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► remember the first band I was in the guy [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► said I don't want any reverb on this [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► well I no reverb is is something we [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► don't talk about anything that's in the [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► phil collins pile but this does get us [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► back to the village old problem i'm [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► willing to open the gate [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► the farm gate on Billy Joel because [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► that's a certain kind of full of [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► shittiness but on a farm it seems like [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► you've earned it [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► you lost you lost a hand you've had some [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► very heavy meals you own a tractor and [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► you don't talk much it seems you've [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► learned that if you feel like a real [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► talky guy with the least time fucking [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► brandy snifter on your piano I'm not [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► sure you're qualified to make sure [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► whoever qualified to say shut up [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► well then you're when you're discounting [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► the ability of all the people who live [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► in cities to say shut up and i don't [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► think you can do that they just have a [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► different shut up my gosh at apt anymore [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► she a nap me but that's pretty flaccid [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► compared to heard about the hard hard [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► shut up of a man whose whose feeder in [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► the earth like the roots of a tree while [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► you you really do you wax and earth he [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► called waxing bikini wax pretty poetic [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► I've about this bullshit farm stuff [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► well I mean the problem is that farmers [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► frankly are the parts are always the [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► problem in any culture this is what they [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► say they say the single we think we've [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► had this discussion just a little bit [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► they say this the single worst thing to [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► ever happen in Western civilization or [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► otherwise agriculture it all starts with [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► that all goes back to agriculture [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► everything today always got the worst [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► thing that could happen is agriculture [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► yes yes and I'm not your imagine if we [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► were still just living on what we found [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► in the stomach contents of a squirrel [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► that's a squirrel [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► well you see the squirrel you know how [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► big they are I don't mind a Paleolithic [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► squirrel now a little squirrels are any [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► bigger [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► show me show me the natural history [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► museum diorama about Paleolithic [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► squirrel that's bigger than a cat like i [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► said i'm not going to keep on like a [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► search right now but you know what I'm [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► gonna write that down find funding to [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► join a squirrel do squirrels prehistoric [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► squirrels were probably smaller not [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► bigger than you might think that's an [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► annotation we can expect the screws to [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► keep getting bigger [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► squirrels are getting bigger I yeah i [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► think if you were out like with a [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► blunderbuss [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► homemade at fonarow and you're hunting [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► squirrels and you found a squirrel and [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► ate the stomach contents of ice role as [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► you would have done to get grain that's [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► all the agriculture we need these are [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► not the kind of grain about their kind [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► of nut squirrels eat all kinds of stuff [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► is that right sir [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► they know the small or large squirrels [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► are they are there the bane of the [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► farmer I'm just saying that before [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► agriculture was invented we were [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► probably just eating squirrel stomach [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► contents to get our grains [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► hmm and you know you probably make a [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► halfway decent pancake out of what's [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► inside a squirrel [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► well yeah especially random with your [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► pointer bus wagon I bet the farmers have [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► a lot of excitement and blunderbusses [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► blunders i pronounce it blunder by [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► funded by the time we have those we also [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► had agriculture agriculture can for [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► tooling way too late that plan guessing [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► that farmers I have a lot of existential [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► Baines just one that captured so far [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► you've got large or very small squirrels [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► you've got children like to dance right [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► you that talking and you've got the [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► occasional maybe lack of a ballot what [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► if the squirrel came and stole your [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► fucking bail or the wrong tone of Bel [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► what if somebody come some guy on an [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► itinerant Bell salesman comes and sells [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► your your farm wife a bell [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► she starts to employ that day he warned [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► her he warned her without saying saying [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► so never spend money he want her with [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► with his for us [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► sure he did and then he's out on his [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► tractor here's an unfamiliar bell and he [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► thinks my wife is having sex with [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► someone or you know it communicates like [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► a thing that [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► oh that stinks you know it is it's it's [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► a rural perfect when you hear a [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► different fucking Bell you know your [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► wife has been jacking mean bonus [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► somebody there's no question about in [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► bone what a terrible phrase yeah and the [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► thing is if it's the wrong Bell you [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► might never come in because you're going [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► to work from candle can't still can't [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► Han Seok and the Bell doesn't ring or [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► armless son isn't leaving you with his [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► dance corn you're gonna you're going to [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► stay on that fucking tractor and you may [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► never get to pinch love you can just [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► stay in the field and something hard [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► life in the field now is that something [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► you can do with your farmer know your [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► shit-filled am so far more center field [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► we are a philosophy podcast up a well as [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► a Hobbesian it that but yes farmer shit [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► and fields all the time if you'll notice [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► most farms have windbreaks which are [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► groupings of trees that are left to keep [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► the wind from blowing the fields away [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► this is why the the dustbowl happened [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► because they tore down all their [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► windbreaks because they were greedy [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► greedy farmers was going to sell the [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► brakes [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► no they wanted to plow all the land [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► planning on seeing bad farmers anyway [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► the wind breaks are places where you [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► dump your old model a car or you take a [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► shit like an old bell or yeah you gotta [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► break the idea that was that they were [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► the bell you want to keep the bell as [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► long as you can write you don't go bad i [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► have bells that are super old man you [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► sure about what about bell in [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► philadelphia you can think that thing [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► was a father said that said that thing [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► back there are a lot of old bells but [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► smaller than expected is less [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► smaller-than-expected well you just have [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► that American inflation ism your land [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► it's the Liberty Bell is going to be [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► huge it's going to be the size of me the [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► like the world's biggest pumpkin but [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► it's not typing sighs clean again it's [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► like a normal super large pumpkin who [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► Liberty i don't i don't want to work [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► ping-pong John but i I just I at the [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► farmers are not interested [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► I've no interest in farms or farmers and [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► setting aside that they literally ruin [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► the entire Earth they are they have from [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► farmers are inherently conservative and [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► that's where you get nationalism boy and [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► that's where he ran the two but that's [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► quickly that the Nazis right i mean all [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► starts with the far you're saying you're [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► saying if I understand you correctly yes [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► there is a basis in in in Roman culture [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► and certainly in all variety of dramatic [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► mythology but really it all comes down [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► to attend agrarian sense of genocide is [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► that what goes back to basically ok [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► huh that's the kitchens come through and [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► the rigging they're wrong sounding bells [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► and and it just gets people mad and [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► stuff we don't need asking us to talk [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► right prosthetic hands lot of felt a lot [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► of early Bell sellers [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► were members of the tribe all there's no [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► question about it [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► I think it's all right there in [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► Deuteronomy probably you know here's the [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► thing I i we gonna be I know right haha [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► you call that an attacker but um I yeah [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► I think it really is or i'm sorry and i [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► just ate so much hollandaise sauce it's [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► early why are you eating hollandaise [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► sauce for breakfast [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► that's not a breakfast for me I could [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► come back to farms away where you you [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► were eating eggs benedict it was a kind [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► of Benedict it was a lie it was a very [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► of the hybrid kind of California [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► Florentine it was yes it was eggs and [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► yes those English muffin and everything [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► else was just you know they don't know [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► fuck all about making these things it [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► was I had spinach spinach and eggs and [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► hollandaise and I had a crap kick a crab [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► cake crab cake in your your mother's day [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► brunch [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► shut up about got a menu is that i was i [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► was in a hurry i need the thing is if I [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► don't eat I get weird when you were in a [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► hurry that that that milk would take two [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► hours to prepare to be surprised i think [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► they think the crab cakes might be flash [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► frozen [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► I don't know it's fresh crab cake was a [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► trader joes mother-to-mother to get [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► breakfast what the microwave yeah yeah [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► update the club traitor moans unit [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► operators and everything's got like a [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► cute need a trader Jose where well you [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► know the first time I ever had [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► hollandaise sauce [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► this is the thing back in the seventies [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► the only time I saw Holliday sauce it [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► was it was on steak can it was all I [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► wanted this little one like that little [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► metal pouring things [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► yeah it's only recently that you see [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► that the only place you see holiday [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► saucisson english muffins and eggs using [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► the inconsistent ecosystem is getting [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► narrow around holidays to put it on now [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► used to put on down the asparagus [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► asparagus Eastern hollandaise sauce [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► right i think yeah I think people are [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► think people are starting to lose some [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► of the traditional usages of hollandaise [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► on that's a fucking that's a shame that [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► is a real bed [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► here's the thing i got power your lawn [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► mower is that right is a renewable [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► renewable resources now is it actually [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► from Dutch [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► so is the holidays in Holland i'm [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► guessing it's some kind of a Dutch pond [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► all owned a zoo [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► this is Kate and well-liked agent farmer [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► Cajun man describing where he got his [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► sauce forget that sauce hollandaise [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► yeah I don't have a catalog and I [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► imagine me but what is in hollandaise [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► sauce it's just it's just eggs and [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► mayonnaise and whipped cream and pepper [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► and I'm a man [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► yeah so I mean that that's it's [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► perfectly possible that it's got as I've [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► intelligence research has been a long [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► time since i made holidays I'm married [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► now right [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► so so what if we just take the meeting [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► hall today this other bachelors do [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► wow I mean my right now so I don't get [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► into that holidays shopping somehow this [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► might be a euphemism the rose from that [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► but not think we hit it too hard but I i [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► know its eggs it's for sure eggs right [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► now because it's an oil and it's got a [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► lemon and I think that tarragon I think [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► you should be very circumspect to use it [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► i'm not a farmer by any means [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► tarragon and cilantro I mean I think Eve [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► it really circumspect all those all [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► those uh well certainly I would put [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► cilantro and tarragon in the same family [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► of how to be careful you don't think so [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► i've memorized it's like to me it's like [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► the smiths like they're just gonna be [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► some people that don't like tarragon or [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► don't like the the cilantro cilantro [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► creeps up in a lot of surprising places [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► today [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► well tarragon is a thing where I think [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► yeah it's like fish sauce you put in a [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► little pinch of it and the food tastes [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► better be put in anymore and the food [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► just tastes like tarragon her exactly [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► exactly and a little on tro mm I think [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► you gotta leave it sparingly i would go [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► I would go out of the crazy go nuts on [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► msg long before I would ever dumped in a [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► lot of tarragon up a little bit of [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► tarragon and scrambled eggs not a lot is [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► your love msg agree with tarragon butBut [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► cilantros i think a different category [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► tell me what you put some water on you [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► have a taco [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► yeah i only use cilantro on on like [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► nouveau Mexican [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► I'm not gonna throw cilantro in any [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► other kind of food and if I if I show up [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► in a restaurant and i order something i [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► order eggs or something in the air [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► cilantro wanted to i get right up and I [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► walk into the kitchen and I grabbed the [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► chef and I put his face down on a hot [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► burner easy with that said let's face it [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► you don't you fuck are you doing back [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► here grab him by his stupid fucking so [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► hockey pushes face into the plate and [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► say what is this [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► now what is this out what is this it's [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► the cilantro cilantro what what are you [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► doing [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► I totally agree I'll boil the phony [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► baloney stuff you know usually parsley [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► that was I think that was the leading [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► edge of this is when they first started [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► putting that that crappy American [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► parsley on the side of things most [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► people still buy American parsley you [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► can get Italian parsley anywhere people [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► still buy American party like suckers my [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► grind it up and use it as a while using [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► it as my syringes ice cream huh [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► it's a witch hazel it has all of all the [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► all the shrinking properties by any of [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► the drying properties is so handy [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► sometimes it really got some witch hazel [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► my bathrooms up was reading I was [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► reading the witch hazel and it says on [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► the back it has absolutely no [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► application for how you're supposed to [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► use it i think people just know how [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► you're supposed to use witch hazel [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► yeah and on the back it's got the [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► original box time [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► hmm it says it says apply something [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► along the lines of applied directly [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► affected area but then it says if the [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► condition persists it doesn't it says [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► nothing about the condition is but if [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► the condition persists for more than two [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► weeks seek medical treatment for more [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► than two weeks right [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► I just love the idea that is extremely [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► specific no medical advice for condition [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► that has not been named if if you have a [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► crossbow bolt in your side but witch [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► hazel on it for two weeks if it's still [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► there ya go to a doctor she just put a [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► picture of a middle-aged woman on them [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► back winking and going you know what I [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► do with hydrogen peroxide sometimes I [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► idea i just poured in my bath [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► I just port port right in the bathtub [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► it's a font issues hydrogen peroxide [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► yeah yeah i use it i use it as a [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► mouthwash [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► I pour it on my head sometimes when I [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► when I when I have a [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► with my scalp itches i'll use our [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► hydrogen peroxide everywhere but it's [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► how I i I'm having a brain fart here [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► with hydrogen peroxide what's that was [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► the main on label use for what why do [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► people you by to clean a wound is that [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► would scare ya [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► ok hydrogen peroxide you portrayed on [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► your heads that refreshing it is [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► refreshing although I made the mistake [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► one time you know i had an itchy head [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► because I have a I have a condition [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► where I'm allergic to myself I'm sorry [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► yeah it's one of those things all that [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► means specifically are things I don't [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► talk about [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► yeah but you know if I don't like what I [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► don't think personally that a person [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► should wash their hair much more than [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► once a week that's my that's my phone [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► what happens if you do that you have to [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► wash it well and what has happened with [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► me is that I am I am allergic to my own [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► head oil and it gets my head starts to [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► hurt my wrist my scalp my skin gets [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► sensitive i don't want my hair you need [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► some kind of some kind of cranial [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► surfactant in order to not be allergic [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► to yourself you might you might you [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► might give yourself hives my hands get [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► allergic to themselves sometimes I have [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► you know it's it's selective outbreaks [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► of self allergy so you can set your [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► magically real i don't know buddy I [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► think you might be a very very short [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► Marquez story do you think that I could [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► one day just to send directly to heaven [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► I think you could fall out of heaven [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► with enormous wings or quiet [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► yeah that sounds fun discover ice but in [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► any case I mordekaiser feeling out of [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► Marquez references at this point you [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► know I've got a I've got about 10,000 [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► more but I'm not gonna use them [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► I poor hydroperoxide on my head and it [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► was like oh I got you know what kind of [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► relieved the the relieved the the I mean [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► it hurts a lot more at first but that's [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► kind of a good feeling you know that I [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► go that's good that's working [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► yeah that's how you know it's working [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► exactly but then I made the mistake of [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► going to bed without having rinse the [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► hydrogen peroxide out of my hair and [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► when I woke up in the morning my hair is [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► yellow this hydrogen peroxide will you [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► what they used to dye your hair actually [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► make ladies hair like blonde [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► yeah exactly so all of a sudden there [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► was and I was like oh it's the same [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► stuff I knew that hydrogen peroxide what [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► you used to dye her hair I just didn't [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► know it was the same stuff you buy at [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► the drugstore to put on your itchy scalp [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► was it like straw-colored oh yeah how [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► you like like butter popcorn [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► no my hair is already light and it just [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► lightened it more as a flattering [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► ah well the I was embarrassed to be [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► perceived as having died my hair [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► sure and so although it was not I did [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► not just like it was not unflattering I [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► i also felt the need to over explain to [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► people why my hair was a different color [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► and as you can imagine ninety percent of [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► the people that I ran into did not [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► notice my hair was deformed yeah you got [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► the the peroxide doth protest too much [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► it sounds to me like you're real concern [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► with you were maybe thinking of doing it [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► again [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► well exactly the once i had done it and [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► saw how easy it was you know I think a [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► lot of people if they put hydrogen [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► peroxide right on the top of their head [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► their hair turns purple or something you [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► know you have to or they feel like they [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► have to go to a salon and put the foil [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► in your hair and first ladies with long [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► fingernails and cost four hundred [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► dollars when you get having a bluing [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► agent because you don't want to write [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► exactly i think something like with old [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► ladies when your turn now ladies but you [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► know older ladies when your hair turns [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► gray but i guess the picture [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► no no no I wasn't calling you an old [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► lady was no I mean I'm sorry nearly dead [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► women my grandmother who's dead cricket [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► farm hookers you know I mean Bella Bella [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► back [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► Bell well mine that cow udders my [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► grandmother we go in and she went to one [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► of those places that was all nearly dead [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► lady's getting their hair done and they [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► put that stuff and I forget what it's [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► called but it's all I remember that [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► always wear gloves owner writer it's a [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► it is it's in like I remember if the [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► research it look like a like a takeout [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► place mustard thing except was really [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► like gray and they put it on with a [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► spatula or a tongue depressor yeah i [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► mean like yeah it's a term of art but [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► yea spatula and then and in this foil [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► and then [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► that would make your hair and then [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► sometimes you see blue-haired ladies [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► right yeah that's pretty ping pong but [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► that would make your hair is brassy I [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► think the problem is brassiness [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► craziness around your case i can see you [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► have a very large head and i could see i [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► could see that be really being [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► head-turning that your head but other [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► headsets he was it John Waters looks [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► good with that yellow hair the [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► brassiness is acquires is a quality that [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► comes if you are taking really dark hair [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► and dark trying to diet light but since [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► i already have light here it was not [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► brassy it looked very the the dollar [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► ninety-eight bottle of hydrogen peroxide [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► poured directly onto the head and then [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► left left overnight created a kind of [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► natural blonde pneus that was actually [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► very I i have to say it was very [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► appealing to me but i could not square [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► it with my overall sense that dying your [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► hair isn't it is a vanity that's [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► intolerable and intolerable vanity [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► really yeah so I walked around for the [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► rest of that that's probably felt like a [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► hypocrite [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► yeah I have this great blonde hair and [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► it caused me it probably cost me [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► twenty-five cents of hydrogen peroxide [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► to get it but after it grew out what is [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► it still happens I go into the bathroom [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► and look at the bottle of hydrogen [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► peroxide there on the on the same can i [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► go [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► maybe I should just pour it all over my [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► head and go to sleep and accidentally [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► dyed my hair again and then I go no it's [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► like satin bronze identity intolerant [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► vanity [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► ok we talked about this before you you [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► just keep liquor and cartons of [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► cigarettes around you so you probably [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► got bath salts you just keep it there [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► because it strengthens strengthens you [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► to know it's there and you're not using [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► it right you must stock up on hydrogen [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► peroxide just to go fuck you peroxide [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► shut up [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► alright i do have hydrogen peroxide all [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► over the house but it's because i use in [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► a variety of applications Navy SEALs my [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► dunno which are pouring it on my head [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► and accidentally done my hair my friend [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► Harry in college co-ed keep he had very [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► long hair actually it's like being able [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► to see me what you know his harem [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► actually he was Dutch harm front-end [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► renée's rapist and ready harem with two [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► hours not him harm Franz Hendrick Hmong [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► coerced [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► yeah that's a hell of a name is looking [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► over my name is duchess how he was super [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► tall yet long hair he looks like a cool [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► michael Stone [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► and really long curly hair and i will [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► stop pretty uncool in the eighties all I [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► liked when he was nervous I liked him [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► then that's my REM that's my eyes but I [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► was being facetious part was the coolest [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► thing in the world at that point shut up [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► he was no no I'm trying to get my [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► daughter not to say shut up and that I [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► think that's going to be a catch phrase [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► I think we're gonna start saying shut up [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► because of this show but in a farm voice [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► shut up you get what you get and don't [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► be upset but but Harry taught me [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► something that at first like so many [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► other things that have become important [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► in my life [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► eventually I was resistant and he said [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► here's the problem he says you go in [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► there first of all about the cheapest [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► shampoo you could get which I think at [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► the time was like why train and that [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► which now in retrospect sounds awful [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► especially given the consistency by [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► train [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► yeah I had a girlfriend smell like Rain [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► Man is that a euphemism for semen see [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► that's again a little hard [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► alright um sir literally literally [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► understand now i got i got the [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► hollandaise not yet now i'm getting at [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► the holidays on the side [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► I'm gonna send your photo this is a [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► photo my hollandaise because even after [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► i used a little bit of hollandaise on my [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► eggs i think i have about two cups of [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► hollandaise left in this thing [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► let's get you got no mejor you went to a [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► place like an airport and got some chili [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► like that like not like a big she like a [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► side chili like a sandwich and a chilly [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► it's not the size of hollandaise you [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► have that much holidays what in your [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► fridge so you know your present don't [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► take it outside one of my fucking house [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► I don't want in the office is alright it [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► it doesn't keep yeah well yeah and I [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► don't like rocks i don't staring at me [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► all day you told me that you had a [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► couple holidays the red you could have [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► put on your eggs and you left it off [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► here's the thing i had probably two to [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► six tablespoons of hollandaise sauce and [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► now I'm not a I'm not a mathematician i [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► think i had up to 16 6 tablespoons yeah [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► yeah it's a range and it was felt like a [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► lot of fucking holidays and still like [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► barely put a dent in it and you know how [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► it is i mean this is the part of America [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► this is a problem with agriculture the [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► large plate right America is a large [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► plate and it feels like we have to fill [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► the plate and this is what we knocked on [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► our windbreaks right right yeah yeah [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► and so anyway I hear what Harry said was [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► harm front Hendrick course he said your [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► problem is you're like all these other [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► suckers you wash your hair every day [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► you know what happens when you wash your [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► hair every day you have to wash your [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► hair every day can i say carmex did you [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► ever go through a carmax phase sure I [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► good what happens you so hold this is [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► nice [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► this smells like vanilla you know you [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► know comics is it's wax and aspirin [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► did you know that no salas [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► acetylsalicylic acid which is so fun to [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► say [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► acetylsalicylic acid and basically a [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► waxy base and it smells like vanilla you [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► put it on your lips and you know I [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► screen for chapped lips because it's [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► putting a spring directly on your cracks [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► all right to start off nice and center [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► acts also really fever blisters and cold [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► sores can't break take that off the [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► label is ridiculous [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► does nothing for that do you know what [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► the solution to thank you for blisters [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► and colts were hopping etoys popping you [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► got me on the popping now you go into it [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► like a man [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► popping and alcohol and then suck it up [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► does it work [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► sure yet works it hurts like a [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► motherfucker but yea culture goes away [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► get it done well you know my mom's my [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► mom's philosophy about a fever blisters [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► or stress bumps just about the sitcom [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► india is that she takes a hot a [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► hairdryer and she points the hairdryer [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► writer lip until she can't stand it [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► anymore and she can stand it for a [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► really long time at yeah and then she [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► takes a break and then she points the [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► head writer face again she's got a [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► pretty well defined schedule she [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► probably will make time in that and how [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► long we talking about 34 seconds as long [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► as she can hold it until the burning [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► look the hot air face burning you can't [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► be can't take it everybody clock on it [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► when she does that i don't know i don't [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► want to watch it it's so you know when [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► somebody is doctoring the stress bump [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► that's your private time [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► yeah yeah so she believes she believes [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► that the hairdryers the solution i [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► believe that the aggressive popping is [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► the salute you taught me this now and [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► this is going to be four people don't [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► like coughing closer popping is probably [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► i just want to say that there are people [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► out there who suffer in silence then i [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► would like I would like to just finish [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► the thread on farms and hair and then i [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► would like to do a deep dive on cold [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► sores if that's okay with you [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► that's fine i'm sure you haven't talked [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► about cold sores is very uncomfortable [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► for people [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► well yeah that's because it's suffering [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► in silence need to suffer loudly and [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► then shut up suffering in silence [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► because of the shame of socially [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► communicated to them and see them [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► this is the thing is there's there's [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► different guy I don't I've got all i've [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► got is the like my immune system socks [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► kind i don't have Schenker's on my wenis [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► contractors on the judging i'm not [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► judging but I've gone out with people [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► who had checkers on the weenus [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► the growlygus yeah they're girl with [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► long as it's not that time you know how [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► did you know how when did you first get [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► cold sores on your mouth high school and [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► what happened how did they get [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► communicated to you can like as in [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► communicable or how did they make the [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► right how did they express themselves [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► don't know how did they how do they [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► arrived upon you [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► who was the transmitter at oh no you can [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► see this is your problem cannot be gone [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► into the amount of time we have you two [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► got you a lot of fuckin problems John [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► everything but herpes knowing different [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► herpes of the kind that was in magazines [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► in the eighties know but it is a kind of [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► his herpes simplex one which is a [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► different simplex but it is still looks [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► a melanoma is a kind of cancer it really [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► over States it but that doesn't [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► overstate the the fact that it is a [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► thing which is communicated from one [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► person to another but you get mad at cat [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► when you got hurt when you when you have [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► your first her piece when you had your [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► SAS or she's back in the seventies or [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► whatever you are a nice cool it didn't [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► just take downs that what that she [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► didn't get it off of a treat and get [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► from licking a light pole [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► you got it because you kissed somebody [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► or drink out of addresses Les Ferdinand [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► is John this is like this is like you're [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► giving me some kind of like you give me [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► some kind of interrogation on how i got [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► a cold [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► yeah not getting a cold sore did you [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► kiss a bad girl kiss out of that girls [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► are there so many more that i wanted to [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► kiss out Donald hall drink milk out of a [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► milk carton that a bad girl had had to [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► have one just met a moment with you and [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► I'm not cutting this out [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► do you want to go directly into your [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► herpes talk or can I finish up forms in [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► here because okay you know what I'm [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► gonna finish up their mind never mind i [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► canno i'll talk about by blonde hair all [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► the time [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► okay first of all just to get out of the [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► way farming is bullshit second Harry [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► says that last with carmax you start [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► doing too much and needed what I say [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► this because John Roderick what is it [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► that you have to teach us [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► well one of the many things you have to [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► teach us is you gotta be careful because [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► during says it's pretty starts out [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► simple and if you do a few bumps of bath [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► salts [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► death and wash it down with a [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► boilermaker and then pretty soon you're [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► doing that a lot [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► mmm isn't that kind of is this something [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► that turns out your it's not inspiring [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► you to meet a student digital read about [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► that the face-eating see I'm not follow [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► the path you you taught me about as [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► often now it's everywhere ever since the [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► case either guy was just on the [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► marijuana he had never had a pass to get [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► the munchies [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► yeah that's it [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► that could have been carrying hydrogen [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► peroxide with him everything could have [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► been different he had some other things [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► really eat his face or did he just liked [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► by them on the nose or something i [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► didn't really like you is amazing off [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► I don't think that's a pot thing that [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► doesn't like having the CIA would plant [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► you know I've smoked a lot of marijuana [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► yeah and I haven't yet whatever why I'm [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► heart you can't be in the CIA [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► that's right that is exactly why you [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► don't want to get that close to somebody [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► you want to get a pot add CIA guy if [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► you're gonna do a plant for a story like [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► that it's gonna have to be more credible [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► than that i'm sorry guy on offer and [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► smoke and party somebody's face I don't [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► think so [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► that's right i think i bet some somebody [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► like you know what's great story it [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► doesn't even make any sense so many [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► helicopter shot a dart at him the whole [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► that was full of some secret new mind [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► control device and it caused him to go [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► crazy take his clothes off and eat some [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► homeless man's face [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► that's it has nothing at all to do you [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► like he's homeless [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► the guy whose face got even one sample [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► ok alright um I & M here's the thing [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► Paul Island I'm really glad that you're [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► buying any veterans bongos and and Jimi [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► Hendrix's cup but in my work Paul Allen [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► and I'm so glad that i'm not i would [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► take some of those ample resources he's [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► got some of that yacht money and I like [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► this thread you were addressing him [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► directly as though he were a listener of [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► the spot for those people who google [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► something land on a page and starts [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► talking like that person is there a paul [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► allen listen when you just happened but [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► is actually happens i'm pretty pissed at [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► this point that happens a lot on the [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► Internet where somebody will mention [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► Oprah on a web page and then the common [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► people will go up ride that gets really [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► disappointing that you ended your show [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► oh my god is that helps it helps you [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► understand so many things so much better [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► when you understand that people actually [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► think they're talking to James Dean on a [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► webpage [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► you are such a great actor who come back [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► from the dead you think you'll never [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► make suddenly last summer to I I i think [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► i think farmer I think farming is [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► bullshit [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► yeah I think you should wash your hair [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► too much because then it gets like [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► CarMax and you gotta do it all the time [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► but i think the bath salts thing sounds [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► like that sounds like some kind of a [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► where they call that a mock-up a mash-up [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► asset on the where they call it starts [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► to set up a setup was the word for that [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► a mash-up horse up and my horse up about [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► a fight and now the thing is this is [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► something that you also think somehow [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► that cold sores are just looking like a [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► cold if you think it's a cold but you [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► get because somebody sneezes on you in a [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► supermarket [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► this may be our sound of music moments [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► on this may be the moment when we sing [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► Edelweiss and walk off the stage i'm [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► just about fucking done with you i know [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► i was very uncool just like old sword it [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► doesn't have to be from a dirty girl [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► this is why people don't talk about cold [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► sores because anywhere you were all mr. [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► like let's talk about him let him know [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► that he's the best-looking look look [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► it's on two cards [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► let's get him out of the closet and then [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► I start talking about here like wow now [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► back in the closet question yes i know [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► we can't talk about this yet because [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► it's not a thing but will you know what [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► i'm talking about if I refer to the [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► thing the thing that we're doing [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► yes ok i went and did some research on [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► the thing do you think the paul allen [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► will be at the thing probably not i can [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► reach but where we could potentially [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► reach influencers like pilot very close [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► to Paul well okay here's the thing you [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► got the United England you know that [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► phony baloney system of government over [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► there it's like a Russian waters makes [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► no fucking sense now we have a queen but [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► then we vote to okay fine she has no [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► power but she has a lot of money going [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► to vote people into the tower of london [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► yeah exchequer what the fuck is an ex [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► checker it's a term account it's made up [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► an excuse to get a comptroller okay so [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► here's the thing you think that you got [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► that you've got the cabinet and you get [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► the shadow cabinet [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► ok so now i don't know what that means [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► but I think we need a shadow CIA I think [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► you could identify the way I'm sorry I'm [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► saying any of this because as you know [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► we're probably gonna have all kinds of [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► problems down because a shadow CIA h [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► can we go ahead ok NSA the NSA is a [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► shadow CIA [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► oh they're like the Deep Web the dark [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► the black lab where they cost sorry tink [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► ya what do you wanna do we have [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► something to talk about is it the second [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► internet the dark web [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► I don't ever talk about the dark web [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► although i think about the dark left I [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► never say it out loud and then I'm going [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► I'm going to a public library in [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► different town and doing a lot of [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► googling and you don't know what day [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► it's not me it's not my IP address John [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► on trying to say is this but yeah I [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► don't want to fucking busted guide but [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► if it breaks my heart that you're not in [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► the CIA not just because I know it meant [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► a lot to you i meant a lot to you could [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► have you could have been a seal if you [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► learn to swim [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► you could have been in black ops if [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► you're black you could rub it in the CIA [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► if you hadn't smoked all that weed and [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► had all those drugs and harm all of [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► those people and I think it's a goddamn [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► shame that you're not out there if [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► you're going to do one of these mashups [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► where you actually make somebody looking [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► face got eaten by somebody on the weed [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► and you could make that looks so much [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► better you might not even need a dark [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► and I don't know my question to you John [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► Rother what the fuck is paul allen out [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► there buying yachts and helicopters when [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► he could have a shadow shadow shadow CIA [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► that you essentially running but you [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► would admit hear your answer [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► I wish to God that he was listening [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► because i have it all i have it all [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► written out i have the whole thing what [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► I don't know is it written in urine or [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► lemon juice it's all written in my mind [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► writing but if fall allan Apollo wants a [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► private security service that is going [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► around you you know you think that's [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► like Pinkerton i'm talking about [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► something much your tires are you [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► talking so much deeper right now i'm [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► talking about something deeper to but i [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► have two encoded in certain language for [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► instance somebody chastise me the other [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► day for constantly referring on this [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► program two CIA agents who and they said [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► an agent is a subway the field that has [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► been that has been turned into an asset [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► by a field operative for hire case [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► officer and I had to say that's just the [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► kind of horse shit you'd expect to hear [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► from a fucking CIA agent i had to have [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► to say this person i know that [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► but i am doing I'm doing a podcast that [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► has lots of different listeners some of [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► them girls some of them people who have [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► not read every Spy book and so CIA agent [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► is the common parlance who for someone [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► in a trench coat and a and a fedora [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► lurking under of a phone pole but [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► lurking under a light pole on a dark [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► street on the radio and thick white [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► fedora and if I start talking about case [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► officers it's night sounds like [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► something somebody hitting a kid [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► yeah case officer is a guy sitting at a [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► desk with a with a comb-over and he's [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► monitoring his assets that's not what [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► we're trying to get it's not the yeah [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► everytime case officer sounds like [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► somebody you would have had to see a lot [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► throughout your use case officer is [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► somebody I had to submit signed pink [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► slips to every monday morning [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► really i don't want to revisit that [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► could involve who sent you there [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► oh my god careful you're so good how do [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► you remember cool i'll never forget [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► careful you never know mr. fenell yes of [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► course I do [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► ok mr. Cooper yes did we should just for [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► that I'm sorry to derail you we should [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► have just if we're not if when we do [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► Hitler and stuff we should have a panel [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► up with all these people want if i could [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► find mr. Finelli still hold on together [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► it's like I'm in a little pay for it but [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► uses is he realized his tennis racket [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► with the two two-and-a-half pound [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► barbell on either side but in any case [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► to listeners out there who are who are [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► checking off boxes at home [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► yes I know the difference between a case [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► officer an agent and also my secret [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► intelligence service that I'm running in [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► conjunction with Paul Allen's I [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► deliberately using the wrong words to [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► describe it so that it throws you off [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► the scent of our trail that's good in [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► there in the Straits of Malacca on the [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► octopus but turning wouldn't call that [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► we call that is it was that you calling [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► a red herring what would you call that [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► red herring yeah we're hearing a real [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► terms that in itself a canary trap [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► no I think red herring is a real [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► turbulent Rapids area represents a real [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► 1400 you know the canary trap is no [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► super into canary traps [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► what's a community trap canary trap one [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► because you wanna find out who was [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► singing used to do variations in [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► Hollywood they really do this at apple [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► so let's say for example your [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► something's coming that somebody's feels [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► an iphone off a bar went how God this [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► and here's the kind of thing that like [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► at Apple like it's totally everybody [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► there sergeant schultz right now I don't [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► even want to know what I don't know I [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► don't know I just I I don't even know if [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► I'm in a building the media check i [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► don't know why I'm talking shots good [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► that's a great company you know they're [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► all rich all those people rich thousands [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► with ya and not sink its but it's true [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► here's the thing though when you get to [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► the point where you are getting I mean [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► I'm talking someone out of my ass cuz no [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► one actually knows what happens at apple [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► right all right because it's because I [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► like a second order to Maxwell Smart [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► doors [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► iíve spoken there and if they're good [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► but when i visited there it's been a [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► very very public area you don't go [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► anywhere near the black ops areas [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► there's buildings there [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► well as building five or something that [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► matter anyway here's the thing just [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► speaking the abstract interface program [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► there i'm sorry it's not too much going [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► on home perm marker their space program [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► to cut that out ok so I'm here's the [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► thing you got company right and there is [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► like a thing that you've actually got to [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► do maybe two associates probably a [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► product release and so what you do is [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► you circulate to everybody inside the [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► company you say okay everybody here's [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► the blue copy like everybody look at [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► this look it over [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► this is going to be like the press [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► release or what-have-you like everybody [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► check it out right but by no means [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► should obviously as with everything here [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► this must never be leaked so what [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► happens because we self-destruct right [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► and so it when it does get later that's [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► a red herring [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► no it's not a very trap is a canary trap [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► goes out every single one of those has a [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► word it's a little bit different on [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► every page [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► who yep it's you know like the watermark [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► the dvds now for that for the movies and [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► stuff and so you can find out pretty [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► easily through eight nearly [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► imperceptible difference here's the [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► thing this guy's we're not going to [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► compare notes don't have a way of my own [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► terrifying everybody terrified the [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► Gestapo storm exactly right so in that [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► instance right you are you you're [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► certainly not going to compare notes [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► with people why would you what what what [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► what you know [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► a sudden you're you're you're back in [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► Oceania you know what I'm saying her [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► canary trap is not a great idea [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► there's a great idea if you live in a [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► totally paranoid culture it's not [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► knowing how is it how is it to work for [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► you in your shadow shadow shall work for [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► two hours at work for me i'm a great [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► shadow boss [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► really you think you're pretty good like [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► a maternity leave and that kind of thing [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► all that stuff it's me paul allen is is [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► great on that and this is a subset of [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► his company since we have the same [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► length HR policies [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► let's get overall paul allen [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► organization has ok alright so it's like [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► a title a title stake here and stuff [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► wow that's awesome that's awesome now [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► and now I'll cut this part out for [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► broadcast but he's goofy right all our [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► yeah when you do that stuff like [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► orthogonal related to what he does and [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► he's still involved with that goofy [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► museum he made the museum because he's [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► not super involved in day-to-day [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► activities that it's not a question of [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► him not being involved with the question [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► of he made this museum and then he was [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► kind of like kexp he gave them a bunch [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► of money and equipped with funding and [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► there are many said alright sink or swim [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► uh-huh and can be I've told you the [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► story about EMP at one point in the in [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► the 90s early 2000s they have like 800 [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► employees here there were people [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► dedicated just to just identify any [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► veterans bondage just to cataloging any [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► veterans bongos that they've already [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► bought and then at a certain point I was [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► like oh sink or swim you guys can't [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► survive this way and then they fired 690 [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► of the 800 employees must got you don't [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► think he described want to connect be [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► misremembering this but I think he [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► described it as being a little bit like [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► rosebud like Charles Foster Kane they [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► had creates the stuff they hadn't even [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► opened [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► well that's still true there are their [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► warehouses in seattle where there there [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► are incredible [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► well let me play strike that lets if you [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► believe that grunge was important and [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► that that that that style of music was [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► good now you let the grunge even [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► actually was a genre if you believe that [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► in 25 years later there is my man [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► that anything in common other than fuzz [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► pedal if you believe anything about the [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► Seattle music scene in the nineties the [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► other than that Nirvana was came out of [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► it a couple of the rec center there are [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► warehouses full of people's old tennis [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► shoes and like drum diapers or whatever [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► drivers where shelves in China called [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► pull-ups Jason Finn sweat vials all this [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► stuff it's just that they bought for the [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► baby [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► about four dollars on the penny just [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► filling acres and acres and acres of [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► wearing a sly smile with dental he said [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► he had some with them it's like God [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► 2,000 bucks they're like sold [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► I mean seriously they bought they tried [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► to buy everything so they don't they [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► don't even know what they've got they [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► can have you got a big they got a big [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► van cise crate they're going we don't [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► this could be tad this could be my [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► honey's van this they don't know they [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► don't know they don't care because they [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► started buying that stuff in the late [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► nineties when people were still [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► convinced that seattle in the early [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► nineties was like San Francisco in the [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► sixties ever overrated and one day it's [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► going to be historical and everyone is [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► going to care about you know about the [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► green apple quickstep and what doesn't [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► what the fuck did you have a stroke what [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► is that green arrow pick snapple [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► quickstep was abandoned six-man know it [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► was such an excuse for a name like that [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► those kids used to walk around Seattle [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► where I swear to you [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► feather boas in the middle of the day [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► walking around with those big white coat [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► and sunglasses and festivals and we [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► figure they'll polish and they were like [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► where we're going to be the next Rolling [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► Stones it was like you're not even going [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► to be the next still pull bathtub get [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► out of here and now the water you're not [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► going to be the last murder city devils [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► about the one kid I see him all the time [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► he's still out here how these guys look [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► very very silly [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► yeah well that was the time so it's even [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► got a lot of your hands and bongos [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► yeah if you believe in Seattle the thing [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► is in if you could go back to 1967 and [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► buy all of grace licks [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► drum underwear or whatever it is that [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► people you know if you go back to the [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► sixties and by jimi hendrix's being [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► broken bell-bottoms don't buy those [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► because now maybe you can see that [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► you're a great boss and now you could [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► take those two one of those dan Aykroyd [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► rock-and-roll a hamburger places and put [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► them up on the fall in a glass case and [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► sell them for a million billion dollars [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► you know you may be the first person i [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► can't keep up with my god [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► so when the data criticize this you know [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► what god damned cold sores fuck tonight [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► but you're a great boss but you're just [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► totally self funded at this point can [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► you can't really say I'm not at liberty [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► to say your location makes very general [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► questions okay alright so for example I [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► don't have an office but obviously you [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► have some kind of a work environment i [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► guess that might be some kind of a [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► Helicarrier i'm staying in my work [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► environment now and I'm wrapped in a [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► sheet like like like like my forefathers [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► expensive your modesty like my farmer [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► for the weekend nicely around closing [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► sheet they didn't have sheets they had [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► that they had woven corn blankets so no [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► I am wrapped in a sheet because i'm [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► always trying to find the right amount [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► of comfortably unclothed but I couldn't [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► do the podcast to do my work be [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► unclothed but also be comfortable with [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► nudity seem disrespectful or you leave a [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► stain it does seem disrespectful I don't [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► want to be doing the podcast room where [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► I'm just sitting here in the altogether [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► yeah i'm i'm i'm fully clothed but my [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► pants are filthy [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► well i'm sitting in a leather chair so [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► if you sit for an hour and a half and a [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► leather chair with no pants on the [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► proposed it's you yeah to you know six [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► months later you're gonna have piglets e [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► ok so i guess i'm guessing the work [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► environment you have you know you i'm [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► guessing it's like hot and cold water [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► you know when turning on and off you've [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► been very selective in your hiring [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► imagine there's a certain sense of humor [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► but you also know when to be serious [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► ok so well you know what I don't think [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► they can tell by my look they tell by [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► the glance of you ever say anything you [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► don't say anything to get what youre [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► don't be upset [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► that's right i look over and then they [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► go back to work [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► you know what they've done fucking [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► farmers you know and all this bullshit [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► about about family farms [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► well yeah but i mean the the family is [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► really really really rich and they've [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► probably never even seen the farm [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► yeah and the subsidies you get subsidies [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► tonight not greedy kill chickens for a [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► year and get 50 million dollars while [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► you're telling me family farms call me [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► young give me a fucking break give [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► Merlin are fucking break [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► when's the last time you had a good [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► peach be honest you know what I'm not a [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► super big peach eater tomato lettuce [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► tomato and I don't like tomatoes was [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► last minute steak see it probably comes [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► from a farm you know where you know what [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► you know where was we were in [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► Minneapolis was registration this is [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► your third minneapolis story i was in [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► Minneapolis and we went to one of those [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► brazilian steak restaurants like John [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► and I went to Jason had sorts takes they [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► come out with the stakes on the swords [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► and they just feed you stake until you [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► are quick to you are insane with steak [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► until you have an added insane amount of [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► steak and it was very good i don't speak [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► for Jason but i think i think i may have [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► changed his game that night I think my [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► engines your big change [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► okay and he had some good notes on you [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► boy all its entirety [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah he doesn't know anything [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► about me when he knows enough about you [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► to give me give me some good nobody's [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► making it up he just thinks he knows [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► about because he sees me around all [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► right up all right i'll save it for the [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► after dark [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► he sees me around and he's like oh yeah [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► I know Gotye and then don't let or don't [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► pull out the easy one if you know what I [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► mean what i'm saying what i'm saying is [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► get insight that he secretly works for [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► hi plausible deniability you just got me [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► a canary trapped in you you know what [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► say nothing [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► shut up no not that not that shut up i [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► mean the catchphrase shut up you know [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► where cold sores come from [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► here's the thing i used to baby them [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► okay so here's the history of cold sores [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► yeah now we're out what time the first [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► time I came with your toilet seat sooo [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► Donna are you are you on [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► is it a positive excipient wsr BMW of [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► North yeah sounds like a root beer [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► pnw is they stress ball [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► that's a spelling is at bellingham ease [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► the stress box stress pumps is a joke [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► because I the these so many people have [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► herpes the guitar player of harvey [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► danger i used to get cold sores Jeff [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► what what we would Jeff what we would [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► call cold stones but Jeff again because [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► of the shame of the socially [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► communicated aspect of cold sores to [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► Jeff did not want to be getting cold [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► sores like so many people he did not [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► want to have cultures now he had them [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► but he did not want to have them yeah [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► and so he would he would call them [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► stress bumps [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► he said I man because the stress so [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► sweet and we would say you mean cold [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► sore and he said no no it's not a cold [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► sore [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► it's a stretch but get them when I'm [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► stressed would say yes that's not that's [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► not an accurate that is when i get into [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► is what I'm not sleeping enough [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► definitely not sleeping enough because [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► your immune system goes down [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► yeah and then be the that the negative [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► energy that you got from kissing toilet [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► seats or bad girls shit comes out in the [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► form of the giant posture ler throbbin [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► beacon to other people that you are [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► unclean unsafe [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► it's a warning sign it's a warning sign [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► that says do not kiss this person do not [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► fall in love with this person they are [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► hideous [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► they have been places you don't want to [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► know about I think I just figured it out [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► I just free i think what you're saying [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► to me is I got what I got but then I got [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► up spot but you're saying I should not [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► be upset right you got upside because [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► you got what you got [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► you know what there's a lesson even in [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► the things you're so very wrong about [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► there's always a lesson to be cleaned [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► well you know cleaning is cleaning is [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► when you go through after you got all [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► the big corn you go back and get small [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► corn you know clearly you know what [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► clicking is I can get caught sneaking I [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► cannot click but my daughter can Gleek [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► up on accidentally or on purpose too [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► young to click on purpose [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► I don't dig so there she's too young to [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► click on purpose okay thank you [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► I and here's the thing it started out to [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► him to it started out when i was a child [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► yes I'd like its any toilet seats or a [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► girl named donna but [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► are you are you are you like in my day [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► in court at any point [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► are you saying that girl's name Donna [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► are fast [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► well it doesn't mean if they're not [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► they're missing the best bed because I [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► don't you clean your destiny [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► I don't listen are fast i was no [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► question is this a common thing to do [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► people think girls that I have a [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► relative named Donna attacking the name [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► Donna Donna right it's actually faster [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► girl's name [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► okay let me ask you this and I mean this [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► is that I don't mean to make this a bit [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► but like if you name a kid fucking [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► Jeeves like what would not believe how [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► fucking you should call you can't cheat [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► so cheesy like well what are they going [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► to be they're gonna be in the service [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► industry it's just CEO name Jeeves know [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► right right okay I'm with Babs come your [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► basket and that means it's gonna be a [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► gay know Babs coming was Richie Rich's a [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► bass come at baskin sir are in or [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► episode that I now this is what you [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► should have to say anything now you just [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► make the sound it's hilarious and me on [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► this is why you should never date a [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► woman with a waitress named Anastasia [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► also what interests me yeah that fucking [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► fast waitress she's a very fast weight [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► room you might as well instead of skip [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► school just drop into Danny's she's a [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► she's a waitress but she has a tear in [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► her pantyhose [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► yes the inside of her funds not afraid [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► to bring you a grand slam [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► oh darling don't know what are we gonna [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► do thing up for Donna what we're going [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► to do when it turns out somebody's [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► listening to this podcast her name is [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► Donna and she's like a really nice chase [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► girl I guess have intercourse with her [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► turn her out without just and give us a [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► particular take your main stick and give [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► her a giver stress for Donna how did you [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► get out you stay stress but now we have [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► a shrill voice or which should be [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► smoking so much if you know what I mean [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► a hoarse voice Tracy's get course it's [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► got a Russian got our lady hoarse voice [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► it does whole brother right [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► gonna need Paul Island to get us out of [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► this one it all started when I was a [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► child and other fast girl names [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► oh the festival aims let me think about [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► it here summary you know I don't want [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► some of the obvious ones like you can do [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► whatever you want to fast like Donna or [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► in a clinic or seat intercourse e720 [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► made 40 don't give your daughter Corsi [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► yeah but like you know this is joe key [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► names like Hortense like there are [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► actually women named hortons scullery [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► maids oh god why do you say that [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► oh and if you wanna hear my clothes or [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► do you want to do that's what do I talk [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► about I don't happy heart about fast [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► girls down or we could develop a whole [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► taxonomy these things that can help a [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► lot of young people men and women [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► listening to you talk about your cold [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► sores and talking about fast girls I [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► have a sense that those two roads are [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► going to converge to roads converge to a [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► yellow wood yeah and that means almost [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► smell the fresh bumps then i traveled [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► but can I saw fucking bird in a tree [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► I next with the toilet seat journey was [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► playing of course was of course that you [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► shared use you hotbox the cigarette with [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► some girl behind the bible reading plan [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► you can get a stress month from [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► hotboxing I don't know see this is the [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► thing you you are at the heart of it a [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► scientist a rationalist your man of [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► reason you're Hobbesian whatever the [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► fuck that means i think that means you [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► like eating people and I mean then you [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► have yeah it started when I was a child [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► I always get what was then referred to [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► as fever blisters that will also start [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► off with a lot of God waitress names you [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► gotta look out for [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► so there was an Osama uncle licked you [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► when you were a little kid you're okay [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► oh my god it's not going back to me was [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► Uncle it will go ahead of course the [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► evad3rs local intercourse see have you [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► had your stress buster whole life and [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► you're justyou blotted out you think [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► it's some neck every time it went away [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► he come back and the canary trap and [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► give me a 91 your folks were in the [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► other room drinking gin martinis and [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► uncle lucky isn't it [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► bassinet I say why he was a shout out in [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► the cold sores you get what you get and [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► tell you about that [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► click click click volts or cold sore [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► it started when I was a child and I [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► would give always been referred to as [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► fever blisters and and this is like when [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► you get a cold you could just your wart [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► refinance little all [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► oh god it's a it's an anger this becomes [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► physical it'sit's shot through my sick [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► immune system i think i'm getting [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► literally getting a cold sore on my [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► witch hazel right now I'm going to pop [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► this shit okay let's go straight but you [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► know what let's go straight to the [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► functional component of this have you [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► ever gotten a culture of your nose [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► no you can't get a cold sore in your [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► notice you can just forget using doing [TS]