Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John more than meant hmm John [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► rahner ray [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► yeah just improvising now I'm not it's [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► jazz tune oh its model [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► Yeah right on Runner is not even fridge [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► you don't know what that is from the [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► olean that was that's Moroccan generally [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► set stuff you get on the side of a head [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► to the restaurant right [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► I thought any only was a girl's nipple [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► mmm bop ok i'm just-just introduced the [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► meeting the sub-game a Clank ah my [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► goddess certainly I apologize it's [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► alright i didn't even notice that you [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► were late until now [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► oh yeah you can hear my kaspersky Oh KFC [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► room [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► god I can't even when I walked by I hate [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► myself even thinking about it [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► yeah I think about i think about KFC [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► chickens coming through like a hvac tube [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► dress just like chicken [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► I don't think anything in science color [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► electrics loose but I that's what I [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► imagined it being passed through imagine [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► there's a certain kind of electricity [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► that they refined over the years that [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► can feed kill d feather [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► yeah and then and then I just address [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► the birds parts [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► yeah it's some kind of Wonka thing where [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► there's a fan blades but i'm going to [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► hand and Willy Wonka's like going [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► through a psychedelic I've been up for a [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► live chicken goes in and the fan blade [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► deep bones it right but yeah and and [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► breads it but you know how it works when [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► you take a you know any piece of [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► literature including a children's book [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► and you have to turn into a movie you [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► got up you know have compression editing [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► you cut things out there was actually a [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► little boy from Florida named Johnny [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► chicken [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► who's got a golden ticket to [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► northeastern North Florida haha gotchu [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► account in the book [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► this is in the original i'm pretty sure [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► was named Roland darling [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► roald dahl do-over [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► the roald dahl happy if you tried [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► reading any of those books to your child [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► no my child is pre is pre a literate see [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► but actually funny you should say that [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► turns out you know that term [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► pre-literacy know this is interesting I [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► I always felt like a dope for reading to [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► my kid right well not a dope but I mean [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► I wonder how much was you know getting [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► through [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► I think that helps in getting her into [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► comics distorting her mind but you know [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► it's funny I something at the library [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► who knows libraries today you know let's [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► be honest but there's a thing on there [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► is all the steps of what you go through [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► and one of the stages is called [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► pre-literacy and i was very happy to [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► find out that my reading was not for [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► naught because be just being around [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► books and interacting with books having [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► books around turns out can actually help [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► your child with their literacy I guess [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► it seems obvious in retrospect a library [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► would say that if you go to a Kentucky [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► Fried Chicken there's a story about pre [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► about how you need to introduce your [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► child to fried chicken smelly poultry [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► ism free poultry pre pre a pre [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► masticated chicken teeth land that every [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► child is ready for these 11 herbs and [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► spices but let's tell you a little bit [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► local salon not gonna hurt [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► here's what you do you take the spicy [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► you spit take the spicy chicken and just [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► rub it on your child's top upper lip [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► just rub it rub it rub it on the rubber [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► on her gums [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► I'm sure it's like giving a dog look [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► okay it's like giving a dog a tennis [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► ball flat tennis ball full of peanut [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► butter [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► the child will you no will be driven mad [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► by this I love giving a dog peanut [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► butter and makes my week my dog [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► sometimes you get my chewing gum out of [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► an ashtray at our house and nothing [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► watching so much in that sentence is a [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► standalone ashtray right 11 that was [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► understandable might have just started I [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► just got halfway to a scott walker song [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► i think [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► oh god um ways records insane but I know [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► it's funny that when i go by it is like [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► ago we call it a quarter of last resort [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► I guess I'm learning a lot about in your [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► neighborhood there's a taco bell it well [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► it's it is looking friends got Simpson [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► has dubbed simply calling it he'll which [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► is a KFC / taco bell and your seats a [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► hot component to match tonight [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► thank Christ there is not a pizza his [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► punishment when I was a kid they had a [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► good jukebox and it's cool red red cops [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► sure their pizza was was second to [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► shakeys but still pretty decent my Scout [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► troop went there one day and we got to [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► take a tour of the pizza hut this is as [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► you do in Cincinnati and even then this [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► is 19 what may be 76 77 and they had [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► eight they made no attempt to hide the [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► fact that the dough resided in an [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► industrial garbage can with the lid [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► right around and they would just just [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► stick their pizza hut hands right in [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► there and grab ahold dingus of dough [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeahs either when i got when i [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► had the few times i have had occasion to [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► have a pizza hut anything in the last 10 [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► years when you're traveling now you're [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► like your stock that might be honest and [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► receive an airport only place you can [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► park or yeah exactly get on a plane and [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► you get the sense that they have they [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► have one of those like a sort of like [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► grass seed disseminators or or [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► fertilizer be able in one hand you spend [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► her with the app but what they're [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► putting in the top is like is like a [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► government margarine just do you guys [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► open for the Circle Jerks one time [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► they're just heating up this margarine [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► and just like the whole the whole back [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► of a pizza has got to be just three [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► inches thick of cold clammy like knowing [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► that back in the day when you can still [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► be a little bit artist anal about a [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► chain restaurant like knowing that back [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► then I mean can't even imagine I by KFC [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► man it's a black salon it is so I [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► shouldn't work ping pong but the lady [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► who I have no idea how this woman still [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► is the manager of this place i won't say [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► her name she's like oh she's a very [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► plus-size lady african-american lady and [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► she is a god damn fucking first-class [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► riot because she's she's super loud and [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► she's super-mad all the time she's [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► yelling at the employees every and you [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► know in my neighborhood [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► english is the second language including [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► the average people and people come in [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► there and if they are isn't what you [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► have today and and if they are not [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► completely ready chapter and verse they [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► got another pieces they got to know [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► their size they're going to know which [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► style do you want original along with no [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► AC she read them the riot act and then [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► she tells Adam it's and I like her a lot [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► and you know she has to deal with that [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► chicken guy you know the guy comes to [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► eat the chickens but yeah I I every time [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► I go in there though I do hate myself [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► inexplicably even more than usual and I [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► instantly feel transported back to I [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► don't know like childhood was not my [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► week my weakness my childhood weakness [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► fast-food restaurant is arbys ah love [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► Darby's yeah I know but our be talking [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► about arms when we talk about our peace [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► and like liquid beef or there's a [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► there's a liquidity problem so explain [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► that again now it arrives I'm we [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► described it a while back it sounded [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► like you know when you go you go by like [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► a Thanksgiving turkey and it's this kind [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► of avoid thing injection plastic imagine [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► it being like that [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► yeah well I think what happens at an [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► Arby's is that the semi truck backs up [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► ma and they unload like 250 of these [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► brain shaped since cinder blocks of [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► student likea center Center turkey [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► shaped blocks of beef that are like the [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► they're like the brain of a superbeing [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► and then another same color like you [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► know kind of like pinkish gray the beef [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► pods [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► and then the the fashion of their of [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► their manufacture at an Arby's is that [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► they thin slice this frozen beef and [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► then flash fries right so it's super [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► thin slicing of this frozen beef brain [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► and then flash-fried on some kind of hot [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► griddle and that's your RB sandwich and [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► I I knew a kid who worked at an Arby's [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► and he said that if you left one of [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► those frozen beef brains out of the [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► freezer that it it was it became a bag [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► of meat liquid that it was not actually [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► it's not actually because of course [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► there is no brain shaped part of a cow [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► except its brain [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► yeah and it's not as costly that's a [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► variety meet yeah this thing is like a [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► 20-pound thing the 20 pounds of 20 [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► bumping that clearly was extruded from [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► an old-fashioned cake frosting machine [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► like war book and then from an arby's [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► pump at but anyway I still when i drive [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► past an arby's and the sign out front [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► says 5rb sandwiches for five dollars i [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► turn into an eleven-year-old and I have [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► to go in and I know everything about it [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► is wrong and i'm going to be sorry but I [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► can't stop myself it is a thing it's a [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► thing I like I don't know like from from [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► childhood or something you know in [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► Hawaii they have figured out a way to [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► make spam seem like a cultural like a [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► cultural imperative like they have to [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► eat spam because it's their culture and [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► they have to act like it's good to have [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► to act like it's good to have to have [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► added have fun with it and put pineapple [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► slices on ya and I just feel like I feel [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► like arbys is my Hawaiian spam our [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► harvest is your Hawaii because I always [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► get a little Swiss cheese on it you know [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► I don't want to talk about it when I [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► couple things first of all like be oh my [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► god so disgusting an a I would love to [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► know actually you know what i would not [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► love to know i would love to not know [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► how your friend discovered that is the [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► idea of taking a frozen beef avoid and [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► letting it get to a point where it [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► melts into liquid does not say a lot [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► about the QA QC well Harvey's you know [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► you know what it's like to work in fast [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► food there's not my girlfriend and my [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► best friend both worked in arbys in high [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► school boys so they know secrets that [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► they're not telling us that smell does [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► not come off i'm curious you have [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► started to do this thing where you say [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► you have a short list of things I said [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► be the a and you start with B hmm what [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► is going on with that i think is right [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► now I think this is it seemed like you [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► didn't go to a good school [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► come on you know which comes first A&B [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► yes but are you doing you're trying to [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► subvert the dominant paradigm well I [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► don't be normative i think yeah I don't [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► know it's it's a the greek probably have [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► a name for it like Malik syllogism kind [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► of things you know those names for [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► fermenting syllogism but yeah who maybe [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► can ron jeremy [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► there's there's a Greek name for almost [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► everything that involves oratory [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► rhetoric and drama right there's a whole [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► awesome wikipedia page of like you know [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► I like Oscar Wilde that you know saying [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► the only thing worse than being talked [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► about is not being talked about there's [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► a name for that you connect the key [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► metonymy all those kinds of weather just [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► like dozens more of those [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► yes for the different devices right the [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► fallacies the World War fallacies well [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► yeah there's the fallacies but there's [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► also like the tips and tricks of light [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► absorption who you know this is the [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► crazy thing about reading the Greeks but [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► the crazy and terrible thing which is [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► that you realize very quickly that they [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► already thought of everything they're [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► already as smart as anybody was going to [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► get 2,500 years ago and everything we [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► think we've invented since then I mean [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► sure science [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► I mean be like yeah but I mean they make [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► maximum like they they fucked every part [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► of the Buffalo they took every little [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► bit of information that they had access [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► to and they they speculated about the [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► things they didn't understand but like [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► they exhausted every resource for trying [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► to figure out the world [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► yep I mean I mean you know so long [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► before we did it's really dispiriting [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► John you think about if you have [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► suddenly there was a collapse of [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► civilization and electricity was gone I [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► I don't know if you ever think about [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► this Merlin but if you do twice a day if [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► you think God twice in a situation where [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► the where the lights go up and we are [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► back we are back to just what we have in [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► books and we have to we have to rebuild [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► civilization we would do such a much [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► shittier job than they did even with the [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► books that they wrote in our hands [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► yeah we would we would do a shittier job [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► it would take us five hundred years to [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► learn to carve stone we would have to [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► start at the beginning we would be we [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► would be we would become to start like [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► before the beginning because we have to [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► unlearn all the shit we learn from [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► Gilligan's Island right we would have to [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► unweave would have to unlearn touch [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► screens and hashtags had get back to you [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► know caressing young men in a bath [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► yeah which is how people are supposed to [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► live is called mentoring it's called [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► mentoring thank you [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► well okay so not to put too fine a point [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► on it but literally this might be the [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► only bee in your bonnet who make a [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► little birdhouse odd that is Norman [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► all-time favorites I know if people [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► don't understand how important as long [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► as people do not understand i don't [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► think how important they might be giants [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► are to use sucking up a little bit now [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► but I know but seriously it's excellent [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► also should say but beyond but that song [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► like they'll be they'll need a crane I [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► don't think people really realize how [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► important those songs are you understand [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► it's it's literally it's it's a [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► nightlight looking at a painting of a [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► lighthouse [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► yeah and and I guess what having [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► self-esteem problems like wondering what [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► it's capable of [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► after killing Jason off and countless [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► screaming Argonauts I know and you know [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► you're about Jason Jason and the [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► Argonauts you're about to cry and I want [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► to I want to just want to let you have a [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► moment [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► I'm your only friend let me take this [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► without your only friend find a little [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► glowing friend somebody just tweeted at [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► me yesterday that the long winters cover [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► of pet name yeah there's a giants is [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► perhaps at their favorite song ever [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► really and that's quite a statement [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► considering that when we covered pet [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► name [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► I felt that that we did not get i [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► enjoyed our cover of America rocked it [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► and I and I did not feel that we got the [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► got the acclaim that was our do because [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► of course the long winters are and also [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► r & m they've been around longer though [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► you know what you should do you should [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► do an echo and the bunnymen get a drum [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► machine side and taken over this i'm not [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► you know what I'm done sucking up to [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► that guy [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► yeah i'm going to say I'm point I don't [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► even know where to begin I got a lot [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► here arbys ok so i am ready to write [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► this down to the comic problem but [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► literally this morning while I was [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► urinating it occurred to me that if we [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► had one of those situations where are [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► the grid went down and we lost it but [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► you know let's let's just say one of the [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► problems is we wouldn't have the [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► internet we would not have Wikipedia at [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► are ready access finding a lot of us [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► have gotten rid of our books sure we've [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► got e right now I haven't I'm you know [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► I'm sitting in a room full of books that [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► serve me well [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► smells like mobs in here learning model [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► but I'm telling you when the grid goes [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► down this this will be the repository of [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► all of all important human knowledge i [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► have the live from New York Saturday [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► Night Live oral history got it you don't [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► want you don't want to you don't want to [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► live in a future escape without that [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► book you know here's the thing you are [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► going to encounter people like chevy [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► chase after the apocalypse and we need [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► to be ready for that [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► yeah if you don't know that they exist [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► how can you be prepared it's like it's [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► like a great creation story in many ways [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► creation greagle prequel yeah cause you [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► haven't I was urinating yesterday [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► occurred to me like what would happen is [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► something like that came along and you [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► know as in the the breakout issue of the [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► New Avengers what if the lights are [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► going off the kind of slowly and like [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► what with the new we had some access to [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► the resources on the internet but only [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► for a certain amount of time we didn't [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► know how long that was this is like that [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► was in yearning for all that long but [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► this is what happens as you do it goes [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► through your mind and i was thinking [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► like if we knew that there was a limited [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► amount of time but didn't know how long [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► like where would be start to make sure [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► we had what we needed [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► assuming we could print it out or [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► whatever but this one is kind of what [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► you're talking about that wasn't going [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► to get their dreams where I think if I [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► was a time traveler [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► and I had two hours to prepare to [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► bookmark as many pages in my iphone as I [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► could before traveling back in time not [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► to a pre electricity time but traveling [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► back let's say I'm time traveling back [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► to nineteen forty haha man that's my [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► responsibility and I need to bookmark as [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► much stuff in my phone as I can but I [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► don't already know that I'm gonna want [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► access to have two hours [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► what do I put in my phone is for you to [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► remember or do we assume in this [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► universe that you would be credible [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► enough for them to believe what you're [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► showing them where is the problem how [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► you so you end up in 1944 there you have [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► no money [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► you're dressed in your dumb modern [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► clothes your sheer shrubby modern [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► clothes you look like there's something [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► wrong with you right people on the [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► street are going to immediately look at [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► you and say what's wrong with that guy [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► whose haircut is weird like you [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► something from the bonus March yeah this [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► is exactly his clothes his clothes are [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► weird [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► something's not right about this guy and [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► you have to establish credibility in [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► 1940 in such a way you have to you [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► primarily you have to first establish [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► the baseline of credibility that [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► somebody is going to get you dinner [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► right like you hear it you're in 1940 [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► but you're still you still need to eat [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► dinner [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► you still need a place to stay you have [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► to you have to have contemporary [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► civility [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► yeah i mean i know it sounds silly but [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► that's part of it is you don't want to [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► seem like a nut right and you have to be [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► able to approach somebody and say and [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► and and this includes like finding your [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► forebears like my dad was alive in 1943 [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► that was a lawyer wasn't right now yea [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► he 1941 else he was a maybe competitive [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► with stuffing coffee on his pants but I [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► know where my grandmother and I know [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► where she lived in 1942 I show up at her [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► door knock on the door and say hello to [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► go back to rural Ohio [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► hello you know Mary Louise rochester i [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► am a relative of yours and she's going [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► to say really will come in and i'm going [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► to say yes and I'm going to tell a [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► little bit about the band great way to [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► start [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► yeah and she's gonna go now who are you [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► related to and I'm gonna go well I am [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► your cousin and I'm gonna you know like [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► trickle off some [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► the relative than I that I vaguely [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► remember that she would know that is [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► ambiguous enough that she's not going to [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► be able to check it so then I you know [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► Uncle Calhoun guys until the houses I [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► multiple uncle Ralph's second cousin [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► once removed but you don't have enough [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► to go in and seem possible right and and [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► in the in the manner of the time she [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► would feel obligated to let me stay in [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► the guest room for a night or two but [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► then i'm on my own trying to establish a [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► new life in 1940 with what I know is [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► about to happen [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► how do i what do i do like what know not [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► only what are my historical obligations [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► but like how do I provide a living for [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► myself in that time with what I you know [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► what I know is about to transpire [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► without being a war profiteer or without [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► going to a gambling house and bedding [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► betting all you know betting the ten [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► dollars that i put together on the fact [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► that the Japanese are going to bomb [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► Pearl Harbor on december seven you know [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► got a time-traveling war profiteer got [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► like exactly how do you how do you how [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► do you typically live in the past with [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► the knowledge that you have of the [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► future and and presently features i have [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► my iphone and okay maybe soon can i ask [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► you some questions about this just to [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► have some parameters [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► ok I'm sorry to interrupt you a totally [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► into this but you're going to run be you [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► don't like that it's not that I don't [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► like it I kind of ruined be and say was [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► I'm into and b is this some questions [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► and do you know the first of all do we [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► assume that for the sake of magic your [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► iphone will continue to work for at [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► least a few months inexplicably because [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► i don't know if i want to have 110 back [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► then [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► yeah right i mean that yes they did and [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► you could still plug your iphone if you [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► have an iphone charger you can still [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► plug it into an outlet in 1940 but you [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► don't but you have no internet at home [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► it's just what you've loaded into the [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► thing okay I think that's I think that's [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► plausible ok they don't know you have it [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► are you going to know the specific [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► within like a week or so do you know the [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► specific time that you're traveling to [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► yeah let's say September 1940 [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► determination for the war in Europe is [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► raging to America is taking an [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► isolationist stance [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► the Japanese are moving into manchuria [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► Stalin has made a separate peace with [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► Hitler pop still funny up hilarious very [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► very funny hilarious [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► okay yeah Orson Welles the relevance [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► again just director just to get it out [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► of the way i an't I don't go too far [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► here but are you gonna be around people [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► are you going to go to like your mom's [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► people or your dads people are they [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► around people who might eventually after [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► a couple drinks warm up to the idea that [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► you might be from the future if you make [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► the case [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► well here's the problem i imagine this [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► time traveling happening in place so [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► might the house and I'm sitting in right [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► now existed in 1940 and so all of a [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► sudden I am sitting in the same room i'm [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► sitting in but at the house belongs to [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► somebody else and it's 1940 and I and [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► unfortunately unfortunately for me right [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► now I'm in a green-striped shirt my [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► underwear and a pair of house slippers [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► that are made by bugs [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► oh really yeah d you know when the time [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► comes gonna happen to examine your time [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► in the current universe it's gonna [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► happen it's gonna it's gonna come you [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► could be a surprise [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► it's going to happen in two hours [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► because i have that lot of course I cars [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► have time to change and I don't put some [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► pants on mark a few things and classes [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► that look like they're from nineteen [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► forty because the easy one in some ways [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► if you meet somebody who's probably a [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► lunatic or a comic book writer if you [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► met one of those people and you could [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► say the closing price of us steel is [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► going to be this tomorrow [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► exactly that's one and then you might [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► seem a little like a magician but that's [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► one way you could prove it or you could [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► say like Sears the name of a young [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► person a surprisingly young celebrity [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► maybe who will die tomorrow from [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► emphysema [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► yeah right i would also mark 19 40 [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► deaths but all of the problem with that [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► is that all of those if you think about [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► somebody showing up at your house right [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► knocking on the door and saying hello [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► Merlin man you are someone who knows [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► about like you who is well-versed in [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► science fiction let me tell you a story [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► I'm your descendant from the future I [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► have come here [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► I know the following intimate details [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► about you and he says two or three [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► things that your great-grandson might [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► plausibly know but that are still like [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► intimate details and then he says [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► tomorrow get less interested in [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► auto-erotic asphyxiation tomorrow [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► Carly Rae Jepsen is gonna die of [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► emphysema and you're like uh-huh okay [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► and then it has that homey maybe lady I [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► don't know I just a name that popped in [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► my room that I thought I read on the [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► internet sometimes and I don't research [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► and then you're like okay sure [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► come in like I'm not going to introduce [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► you to my family quite yet but come into [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► the entryway like come into the anteroom [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► and let's talk about this a little bit [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► longer [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► tell me more about myself from the [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► future and then pretty soon everything [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► that this person says is going to sound [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► like bullshit because they're going to [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► say well in ten more years Merlin man [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► you become a widely known internet [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► celebrity I get it I get it [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► how how how can i verify that and [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► everything he's telling you about [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► yourself in the past except for every it [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► could be could be just like that he [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► researched it on the internet really [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► well tonight so I don't know it's very I [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► spend a lot of time imagining myself [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► walking down the street in 1914 my uggs [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► with my historically inappropriate [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► glasses thinking how am I gonna walk [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► into a diner and tell the guy something [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► that's gonna make him want to give me a [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► turkey dinner without becoming a war [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► profiteer initially you're probably [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► gonna tell you can be like a hobo right [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► you look for chalk marks because and [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► chop some wood gotta work your way up [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► yeah and-and-and the natural place to [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► start is with your family but is that [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► shit is that something you should do [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► should you go to your great ground i [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► think possibly but i also think based on [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► reading some [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► fiction that if you were to meet floozy [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► oh who maybe had a lot of them problem [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► well one that will get floozy I guess [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► that would be like fancy society ladies [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► like maybe somebody from preston sturges [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► film [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► oh I don't know I'm just saying if you [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► met somebody made about how about [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► somebody should have been an heiress is [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► the daughter of somebody powerful who's [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► the black sheep of african-american [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► sheet if you were to get in good with [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► her you know you might be able to bring [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► her around I think about that what's [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► that what's that William Powell movie [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► you know with the famous windpower movie [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► where he goes and poses as a hobo and [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► then it becomes like that matter but [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► there are just a lot of films of the [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► time with that kind of thing happen you [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► got Frank Capra making me and i don't [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► know i'm not sure because you're you're [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► you're gonna try you your your plan is [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► that you want to convince somebody in [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► the past two to believe that you are [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► from the future [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► well yes I think eventually but i think [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► that the thing is before you try to use [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► science you're gonna have to build with [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► ye first of all you know be you're going [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► to need relationships but a you're going [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► to need credibility [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► well the things that are not seem like a [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► kook right 1940 is pre female orgasm [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► when did that give a sense of when that [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► started with the 1964 I think I don't [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► think a woman had an orgasm until Kinsey [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► until the kinsey report because you know [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► you have these a lady that's the thing [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► is they had a lot of accidental orgasms [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► but they thought that it was some kind [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► of consumption was usually horseback [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► riding or dryers like it says you know [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► that they slide down the banister I [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► don't know what we think Peters was [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► before mechanical dryers to so again [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► when he have your crypt aside yes I was [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► not gonna it was like a washboard they [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► had that's a much different orgasm but [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► also so you know women riding every [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► lying down on painting couches wondering [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► what's going on with them and you could [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► arrive in that time and be like listen I [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► know a secret [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► I have a magic secret want to see what I [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► can do and I think that would gain you [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► entrance to the confidence of us of a [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► rich society lady that had maybe like a [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► lot num addiction if you could just get [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► you know through the if you can get [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► through the petticoats [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► to say like I know a thing that you [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► don't know your answer your question [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► here I think you need to come in and [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► seemed like a reliable cocksman is going [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► to cut some wood [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► yeah I'm just I'd show up and I'd cut a [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► rakish figure and i would say listen I [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► know that my glasses seem to be made out [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► of a mysterious substance that looks a [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► little bit like tortoise show you can [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► tell them their goggles i could say this [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► is all just sucks cock and my Maya my [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► slippers are inexplicably complicated i [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► think this slipper had to tell you John [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► I don't want to judge i think the [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► slippers are a fucking non-starter [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► really i think you need to go get some [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► brogues okay now wait a minute this is [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► like one of those minecraft kinds you're [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► gonna have to go in and figure out like [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► how to get because your money is useless [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► right you show you show up with the show [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► up with some Kennedy dollars [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► yeah they're going to say he's not even [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► 10 Kennedy is right but here's the thing [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► you have this iphone that that will make [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► you look like a wizard but also make you [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► look like a way to get the internet on [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► it you can't get the internet on it but [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► you can it's a little tiny black box [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► that you push a button and all of a [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► sudden a photograph appears in all of a [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► sudden a little video game appears now [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► tell me that you go you go to the [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► University of Washington and you go into [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► some some commentary on a UNIVAC but you [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► go in someplace where they got to the [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► Difference Engine or whatever you find [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► Richard famine em and you say listen I [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► need to talk to you for just a second [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► and then you open up your coat and you [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► go Boop and he sees it and he goes what [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► the fuck is that and what who the fuck [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► are you and then you go exactly buy me a [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► turkey dinner and we can talk about this [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► okay this is getting boring probably but [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► you could find out what a nerds were [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► about to make that was groundbreaking [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► ah maybe it's maybe like privacy items [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► you go [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► hey split any Adams lately or you go you [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► go oh you know that's a real challenging [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► problem you've got and then let me pull [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► up your phone you should this is a [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► formula or this is the finished product [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► and he's gonna go [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► only he would be able to understand why [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► how much that was a thing he'd be [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► excited he knows he gets it done Brandon [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► is a bad example because in 1940 he was [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► still working in some you'd have to find [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► her me where the hell was he in 1940s he [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► still in Europe [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► I don't know this is coming into [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► manhattan project yeah yeah I bet he was [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► still in your you have to you have to go [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► a lot of those guys got out by them [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► you'd have to go to this is the thing [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► we're establishing a list you go to [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► Wikipedia you-you-you google all the [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► atomic scientists and their ok you're [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► right this is getting boring or you're [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► simple-minded busy so you have to make [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► two lists category colon lose you have [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► never had an orgasm and atomic [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► scientists who are on their way to [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► America and and you know you appeal to [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► both sides we have an arby's near our [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► house it's near the lucky that we go to [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► sometimes for groceries [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► they got a sporting goods store my [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► daughter likes to go to they've got a [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► Ross Dress for Less that we can see from [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► our our back window [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► it's pretty close and i've only been [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► there about two or three times the first [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► of all arby's has gotten a little [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► overwhelming [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► they've moved beyond there and did you [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► know that did you know that RBC center [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► of its acronym or a backronym but did [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► you know that our pieces an acronym [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► Americans roast beef yes sir that's [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► right you can tell from a different time [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► because it's polite [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► yeah well America's roast beef yes sir [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► this can't be yogurt today would be our [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► food would be America's be fuck you that [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► this country's best yogurt you remember [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► when this can be and I can't believe [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► this is a good change to this this [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► country's best yogurt i was very [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► offended by that [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► oh where they had to spell it out no [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► tcby started out as this can't be yogurt [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► and then like two years in they came [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► back they came back around and they were [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► like this country's best yogurt will [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► focus group felt like this can't be [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► yogurt was negative and a negative it's [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► like I don't think of an elephant [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► problem it's pretty good [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► that's the yeah and what about teaching [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► didn't used to just be tgif's didn't [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► they didn't they use retcon to go back [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► and make a TGI Fridays I don't know the [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► answer to that I always thought it was [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► tgifridays tgifridays there's a lot of [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► some [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► application you know what I mean yeah [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► it's that easy I fridays i went in there [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► and they like everywhere including hell [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► the taco bell KFC they greatly extended [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► their product line into areas they just [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► shouldn't even be in order it's got [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► mushrooms fuckin salads you know here's [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► the thing this is this is going to [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► survey when you go into the past please [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► tell people about this okay i think they [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► might have already known about this if [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► you go into that diner obviously don't [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► don't don't you know Michael J Fox your [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► way into a pepsi you want to go in there [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► you want to go in there and do something [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► yes for a beefsteak it right with [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► french-fried potatoes or something you [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► want to sound sensible i'm going to say [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► turkey dinner i'm going to say everytime [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► turkey dinner i think it is a blue plate [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► special be in good shape [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► you're right blue plate special whoo-hoo [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► and then the guys going to say fifteen [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► cents and I'm gonna go uh oh shit my [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► time has Roosevelt on [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► yeah I tell you what laser money it's [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► here in my phone and let me tell you [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► good sir would you like to see a video [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► game that was your fifteen cents is an [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► area with poor scheisse have let me tell [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► you let me ask you this has your wife [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► ever had an orgasm answer i'm going to [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► travel back in time and take that back [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► hm so anyway we went in there and I you [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► know what I got I got the classic I got [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► the thing i always get a first of all [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► when I got Arby's now because of my [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► personality and my problems I over order [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► because i think i'm not gonna be back [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► here sin you get three french dip [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► sandwiches done now you know what id id [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► beef and cheddar beef and cheddar I like [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► it except it's got an onion bun like an [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► onion fine I'm you know if I like onions [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► and you like buns like onions are like [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► buns but I don't want an onion bun on my [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► beef and you don't keep bonds in the [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► house unless you're going to have a BBQ [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► with some creepy but I but listen to [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► show a lot if i go i don't keep guns in [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► the house first of all your apps yet [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► we're spending buns and that's right i [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► have a lot of winners and no buns you [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► get that you get the buns fresh and then [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► the second thing is if i go to a bagel [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► place and I say the first thing I say is [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► give me a sesame seed big if they don't [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► have sesame seed bagels i'm already [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► suspicious [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► I will then go to poppy seed if they are [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► out of poppy seed i will against my [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► better judgment get an everything bagel [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► and if they are out of those then we are [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► done this transaction is over I think [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► that shakes the thing to do isn't it [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► when you go and get everything bagel [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► isn't that kind of mentality and that is [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► exactly right and everything bagel is [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► the most kosher bagel that you can [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► possibly order it is a South it is the [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► worst and I want to sesame seed bagel [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► that's what i want and i am not had the [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► pork chop and milk wine is not when [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► somebody goes and gets a dozen bagels [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► and they come in they're they're like [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► hey I came to the party and I got a bag [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► of bagels and you open it up and you [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► realize that they got onion bagels [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► it's like why are you going to pollute [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► this bag of bagels with these dumb onion [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► bagels like onion bagel should be [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► sequestered to another part of the store [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► onion bagel should come in their own bag [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► and I don't want onion bone on on my [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► beef in check i think yeah [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► huggins onion bagel should be like a jet [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► magazine if you go to want to go enjoy [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► that by yourself that's fine but don't [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► bring it to the conference room because [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► a nobody likes a fucking on your bagel & [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► B it's gonna stink up the room and the [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► bag and it's going to screw up the bagel [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► experience for everybody that's right [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► don't sit on an airplane [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► oh god Reed fhm magazine food you know [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► what I'm saying they see how much longer [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► need ya to America softcore yes for His [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► Majesty's pleasure magazine but i do not [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► want to see a guy fucking hot [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► masturbation [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► yeah what reading one of those like [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► magazines that is ostensibly about [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► stereo equipment and men's fashion but [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► it's really about like jacking off to [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► Carmen Electra who that's not a thing i [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► want to see if you're if you're on an [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► airplane [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► you should you should be required by law [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► to have either a copy of Vanity Fair [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► which is a magazine I do not subscribe [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► to because I feel like giving like to [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► existentially are you don't have come to [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► think I I feel like vanity fair vanity [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► fair although that this is the problem [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► every if every issue of vanity fair has [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► one article in [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► i sent you 1i know you're an article in [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► it i did one article in it that is [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► really interesting to me and I really [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► really want to read it and then white [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► people parties but that's the prop the [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► rest of the magazine like promulgates [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► this middlebrow concept of what high [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► class is all it's like the Olive Garden [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► of a periodic it absolutely is it it it [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► perpetuates this tommy hilfiger ization [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► of america where like the cheapest [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► version of the Hamptons is is like [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► smeared like government mayonnaise [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► like-like-like government margarine [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► across America and people are like [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► that's what I aspire to [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► I aspire to have no taste I aspire to be [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► a person who I'd aspired to be a nouveau [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► riche person who thinks that uh you know [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► who thinks that an interest in the [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► Kennedys constitutes being like a cup a [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► problem person of cultures are calling [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► yourself a Civil War buff [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► oh my god Civil War buff who that should [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► that should be somebody shine she's I I [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► am I i have a pair of cream-colored [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► calfskin clubs waiting to slap anyone [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► across the face who calls themselves a [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► Civil War buff because there's so many [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► of them just because Civil War buff is [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► not a thing [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► ok it is not a thing that you should [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► describe yourself military intelligence [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► you should say you should say you should [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► say so many things before you get to [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► Civil War buff that you just never get [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► to Civil War buff which is saying thighs [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► easiest or scholar is it the Civil War [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► parts just too easy anymore i would say [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► cause player i am becoming more and more [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► I'm becoming more and more enamored with [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► this cosplay need to hit this cosplay [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► thing that's happening across America [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► talk about the comics problem and I'm [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► realizing that cosplay is this over this [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► this umbrella definition that basically [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► is like thirty percent of americans are [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► just cause playing [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► at any given haha oh you're taking it [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► you're taking it broader than some manga [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► character I've never heard of your [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► saying that this it's a costume drama a [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► national scale when I walk into a [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► downtown office building now I stand in [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► the lobby and I watched people come and [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► go and I'm like fully half these people [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► are cosplaying there cause playing gray [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► flannel business people and it's like [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► I'm getting sir I'm glad I'm spending a [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► lot more time downtown lately now that [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► I'm now that cosplay is that idea in my [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► head I think you could definitely travel [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► back to 1978 and rolling joints on a van [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► Halen album and that remark would really [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► blow people out of the room I feel like [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► something like there's a costume made it [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► is see these guys in building away [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► listen man suit is just a modern suit of [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► armor except it's not protecting you [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► against sources say brie brooks brothers [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► chainmail yeah it's protecting you [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► against sign how do I know that you see [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► the same green and I see if i have time [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► travel back to nineteen seventy-eight I [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► would have no trouble establishing my [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► credibility go raisin Mike Anthony could [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► go right to mike anthony and say Bob war [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► waa and you would say I'm the ghost of [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► jack daniel's face future don't do that [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► douchebag thing we plan open a and pump [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► your phys do that you know you know what [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► I do I walk into the first head shop and [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► i would say ready dudes ready ice in [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► your bomb 0247 drop city did [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► ah mind blown and everybody like what [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► what what did he just say ice in the [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► barn and there be a guy already running [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► out the door to the nearest 7-11 to get [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► a bag of ice [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► that's right nobody thought of that [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► before that was not invented until the [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► early eighties don't want that meat [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► there's never historically i added this [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► on Wikipedia but there's never [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► historically been a group is open to [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► improvement opportunities as people in [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► the seventies who did too many drugs [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► that's exactly right [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► thank you well don't know now in in 1978 [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► did they have 64 ounce bottles of Pop [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► well but you have you had to go out and [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► buy with it before 60 now [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► bottles right but they have played in [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► that plastic bottles popular no I think [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► there may have been too especially from [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► kentucky fried chicken and you might [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► have been able to get two liter bottle [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► in my case we have returnable glass [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► bottles like a fucking gentleman and you [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► go out and get an eight pack of 16 ounce [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► coke bottles not to answer your question [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► no I don't think they did well so so [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► that means that the two-liter bottle [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► with the bottom cut off used as a hash [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► bong where you fill the you fill the [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► bottle up with so are you very familiar [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► with this technology I think the thing [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► where you light it under a glass and [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► then suck out the smoke from at the [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► glass you take a two-liter pop bottle [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► you cut the bottom off of it you know [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► just when you push in a bathtub [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► yeah you submerge it in water yeah then [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► you put a bowl on top of it like a bowl [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► made out of tin foil that you've you [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► poke little holes in you put a big block [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► of hash on the top you light it and then [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► you pull the bottle up out of the water [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► creating suction science fills the [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► bottle full of super intense dope smoke [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► and then you put your mouth over you [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► take the bowl of you put your mouth over [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► the top of the bottle and you push it [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► down into the water and it hyper in [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► Pelzer all this dope smoke into your [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► lungs and then you are big to put ice in [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► the water you could i never thought i'll [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► just now [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► no one in no one had invented that in [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► 1978 you could be a god among men you [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► get you get so much free weed because [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► you would be like the Johnny Appleseed [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► of weed technology [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► yeah the problem of course is that I [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► don't smoke pot anymore that you would [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► have then I would have but I me now [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► going back then I'm not gonna go back [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► and I'm not going to go to necessarily i [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► teach you about multiverses i guess i [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► don't know you get my other idea i'll [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► get back to potato cakes in a minute but [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► my other idea that I'm already thinking [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► is is defeating the purpose would be if [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► once you see that matter once you've [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► talked them into the fact that you're a [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► time traveler you get a photo of you and [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► that person standing there Jeanne Jeanne [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► Lee holding next week's newspaper that's [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► gonna be hard to do on day one the I [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► think it should focus on the blue plate [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► special to start out and get some decent [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► shoes right [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► but anyway you know what it is boring [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► but that's the kind of thing I think [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► about yeah unfortunately it is me too [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► and I hope that our listeners also like [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► to think about that stuff because we [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► just talked about it for an hour [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► yeah i went to the i went to the filson [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► story yesterday [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► oh that's the waxy pant place actually [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► pans and I had the most amazing [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► experience [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► I'm still trying to parse because it is [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► a little bit of a time traveler [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► experience i went into the filson store [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► where I know a guy I i have a friend who [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► works there and I walk in and he says [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► your name came up yesterday [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► there's a guy who works here at the [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► store who is like the institutional [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► memory of Wilson he's been working here [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► for 15 years he knows everything about [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► filson you can you can show this guy [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► filson garment that was made any time in [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► the last hundred years and he can tell [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► you when it was made it can we can we [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► can we can ID any feel something but he [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► also knows all the history all the [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► legends and I said tell me more this guy [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► seems very interesting to me and my [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► friend said well he claims to know you [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► and I'm like to tell me more [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► and he says he claims to have worked at [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► a pizza parlor with you 20 years ago and [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► I did work at a pizza parlor 20 years [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► ago it was a pizza parlor where like [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► your story about pizza we used to make [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► the sauce in a 50 gallon garbage can [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► with a boat paddle like literally a [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► canoe paddle this is a halogen pizza for [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► those of you in the northwest if you [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► want to know how we make the sauce [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► apology is in the government again is [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► crying at the crying class grants kind [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► you paddle [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► yeah it's the crime clown with the with [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► the pointy hat stirring sauce in a guy [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► its sleep tight [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► haha oh no so anyway I'm standing here [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► in the store and my friend runs into the [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► back and he brings this guy out [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► and this guy is he's bald and he has a [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► great beard and if I passed him on the [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► street I wouldn't recognize him but when [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► I look in his eyes I I realized this is [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► a guy i know i knew him 20 years ago I [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► recognize him he was like a a young mod [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► at the time he is actually the guy who [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► and introduced me to my bloody valentine [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► this kid though when he was 20 and I was [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► 22 or something like that and now he's [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► standing in front of me dressed [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► head-to-toe in like filson wall and wax [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► canvas and he is gray and and and and [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► bald but he is he is this kid now we see [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► it in his eyes is easy carriage these [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► are in yeah and so he comes out and we [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► look at each other it's like oh my god [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► hello like I haven't seen you in 20 [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► years and all the staff of Phil sins [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► like it's kinda late in the day they're [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► not very many customers all the staff [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► filson starts gathering around us and [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► this kid this guy who is the [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► institutional memory of filson he turns [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► to his employees are all these people [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► around him and he says the first filson [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► garment I ever saw or was ever aware of [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► John Roderick showed me in 1992 he was [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► wearing a jacket and he and I were [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► hanging out and I said what kind of [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► jacket is that is that a Pendleton and [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► john looked at me like I was stupid and [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► said you don't know about filson what [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► are you some fucking kind of idiot that [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► sounds cute and then he proceeded to [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► explain to me what filson was and one [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► year later I got a job here and I've [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► been working here ever sent you changed [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► his life like he literally change his [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► life and then he said and then I became [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► an Alaskan adventure guide and now I [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► spend four months a year in Alaska [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► guiding people in the backcountry and [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► the rest of the year here at filson [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► like self so he's out he's out there now [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► and like in the shit [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► testing that stuff out he's in the ship [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► and has been for several sense and so [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► I'm standing there in this weird like [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► time warp vortex where this this guy is [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► telling me that a lot of the information [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► that he has which he is the only [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► repository of the legend of filson and [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► all this knowledge of filson gear that [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► because filson was sold some time in the [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► in 2005 sold to a group of investors [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► headed by some douche bag from Ralph [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► Lorenz who tried to turn it into like a [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► national brand and they fired all the [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► old people just trying to like like at [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► are like REI north face off is exactly [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► they tried to north face of fire they [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► tried to offshore the construction of [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► stuff to China all the stuff that was [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► terrible and then someone came in bought [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► filson back from them re-established [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► that they were making all that equipment [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► in seattle again they have lab [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► manufacturing plant in the back of the [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► store where they make all that shit [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► right there and this kid is one this [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► this guy this friend of mine is like one [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► of the only survivors who was there [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► through the whole thing she is he he is [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► the source of the knowledge that makes [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► filson what it is today and he only [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► knows about filter because 20 years ago [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► I made him feel like a dumb ass for not [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► knowing what the brand of the jacket I [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► was wearing which was up which was [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► already a twenty-year-old jacket that I [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► you know that I was wearing as a kind of [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► like well whatever i have whatever my [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► trip is but so so I was in this like [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► weird like what if I never existed [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► what if I didn't you know like now I'm [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► buying filson gear now I'm worshipping [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► this this the last brand that is being [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► made right and yet [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► like right now I feel like I'm i somehow [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► i played a I played a shaping role in [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► the fact that it even exists like it [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► does now and and then I went home and I [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► and I am I played with myself [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► John before I knew you I had a copy of [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► your first record album and it's clear [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► from the many letters that people who [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► sent you [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► was it that John your uh your was your [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► first class bullshitter that you've [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► ruined a lot of people's lives [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► let me ask you this and clearly you've [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► made your peace with that or not but [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► here's the thing like does it occur to [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► you the influence that you may have on a [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► people in a given day because that [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► that's freaky me like if I started [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► thinking about that a lot playing with [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► myself or otherwise that freaks me out a [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► little bit to think about again pick you [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► know Peter Schaffer moments not together [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► like magnets [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► you don't know you don't know who you're [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► going to influence and he certainly [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► didn't wake up in whatever 1991 thinking [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► I'm gonna make somebody feel bad about [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► my jacket and now he's in Alaska [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► yeah it's not kind of its physical not [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► responsibility what's that crazy [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► butterfly effect that it's true of every [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► single person in the world you cannot [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► know how that little encounter on the [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► bus may transform the world and that [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► person is like that guy who looked at my [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► shoes like I i might i'd probably told [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► you this story that guy on the subway [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► where I was so enamored with his court [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► of on boots and he's this isn't like a [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► middle-aged black guy who's like dressed [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► in he's a piece of working-class guy but [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► he's wearing these boots these work [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► boots they're the most gorgeous things [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► I've ever seen in my life and I'm [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► sitting across from him and I'm staring [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► at his boots and he's just kind of you [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► know he's like a 60 year old guy he's [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► just he's just riding the subway back [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► and forth to work but i can see in these [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► boots [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► pick that he has cared he cares about [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► these boots and i'm looking at them and [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► I'm going ok I don't think I've ever [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► seen a thing as fucking foxy as these [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► god damn boots and I can't stop looking [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► at him and then I look up and he sees [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► that I'm looking at his boots and I give [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► him a little like like I i can't i can't [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► keep his gaze i'm so i'm so in all of [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► what these boots are saying about this [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► guy that the kick the meticulous care [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► that he has put into the these boots [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► which he has clearly pad for 28 years [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► and and and he looks at me and he and I [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► any Scottish peace [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► he's so kind in his eyes and I look away [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► like it like it like a young girl and [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► then I looked back at him and he's [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► looking at me still and i looked out of [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► his boots and I give him like this [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► respectful nod like I see your boots I [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► see them I mean you can tell though that [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► he's t takes pride in these and you [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► wouldn't just think you're creeping on [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► the bus oh no he knows what's happening [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► and he gives me an odd like a fucking [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► Buddha and he goes that's right [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► yes and I look away and I swear to you [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► i'm blushing and I'm like this man knows [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► things he knows more about things than i [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► do and you can see it in these god damn [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► boots and then we got to the next stop [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► and I had to get off the subway [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► I couldn't be on the car with him he was [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► doing a mural is your favorite you lose [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► your composure and I got off the got off [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► the subway and I turned around and he [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► was looking at me and I gave him a [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► little bow and was just like i seed to [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► you the subway car [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► IC to you this train it idea i am not [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► worthy to be on this train and the door [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► closes and off he goes into the into the [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► tunnel and the thing is I don't know [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► what this guy does he's a he is a [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► mechanic or something [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► he works with his hands but someone saw [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► him in the world and he knew it he knew [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► that he had been seen and i do not know [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► if he was used to being seen that way he [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► works with some guys they know who he is [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► he just travels the subway into most [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► people's just a guy's just one more new [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► york guy on the subway but I saw him and [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► you know who knows whether he took that [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► knowledge that now he had been [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► recognized and he took that into that [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► subway tunnel and onto the rest of his [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► day and on to the rest of his life and I [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► don't know what happens i don't know [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► whether that is whether recognizing him [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► in that way like activated his powers in [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► a different light to mention that he [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► gets that a lot [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► no no no especially not New York as a [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► shoe city so there's a lot of people who [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► are pretty pleased with their shoes is [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► that had not and i'm sure he I'm sure he [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► gets people that are like oh nice boots [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► but to recognize what to recognize that [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► those boots were communicating something [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► about him I don't I well I don't know [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► i'm not sure i have never seen I have [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► never seen a story of a man ripped in [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► his boots like that one encounter where [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► I was just like those are that is not a [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► boot you can buy that is not a boot yet [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► as a boot you have to make [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► so that butterfly effect we're at its it [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► can be so small I mean with this with [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► this this kid I had no idea that he was [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► so that that filson story and my sort of [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► Alaskan a bravado combined at because i [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► was only 22 that it combined at that [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► time to be something that would make him [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► a person like change the course of his [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► life from being like a little mod rocker [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► kid to becoming an Alaskan hunting guide [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► you you have a moment like that on the [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► subway where you're like I see you I [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► know that you are bigger than you let on [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► and then he gets he gets goes down the [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► road and he's like wait a minute that [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► kids right I'm bigger than I let on my [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► finger [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► I'm bigger I am recognizable the thing [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► that the thing about me that is big is [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► recognizable to people and the problem [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► is that most people don't see it [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► not that i'm not actually that big but [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► he my team might have known that that [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► they were cool and that they were maybe [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► even unique but he maybe had [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► internalized that he was the one who had [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► the foot in those like that there was [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► something bigger going on in Nice [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► footwear but I mean he nodded at me like [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► the fucking boot I swear to you he knows [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► he knows it's just I'm not sure if he [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► knows that that other people can see him [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► uh-huh and that is a and i'm not even [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► sure whether that is a good thing that I [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► that I did by seeing him you know like [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► maybe the awareness that he is visible [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► to the to the world in that way maybe [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► that is maybe that like was a ripple in [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► the in the force something out but [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► anyway I I choose not to think about it [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► and I trust that man has the trust that [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► he has the capacity that he is capable [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► of going and using that power for good [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► because he seemed like one of he seemed [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► like a good wizard [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► mm I bad but you I bet you've had this [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► effect on on [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► certainly on more people than just my [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► the waterproof my bloody valentine guy i [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► bet you bet you bet you've changed a lot [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► of lives [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► well she gave myself credit is what I'm [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► saying my knowledge why bleh male orgasm [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► has definitely changed people's lives he [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► can't prove a negative it's it's good to [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► know because I mean you're gonna save a [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► lot of time and frustration and chasing [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► you know what I mean you shouldn't you [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► shouldn't you know go fracking where [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► there's no gas [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► yeah listen you don't have to reinvent [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► the wheel we know how this is done I [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► don't have orgasm so let's just settle [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► down day-to-day role settle down [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► everybody breathe easy will come outside [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► easy there easy there you're feeling [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► your oats now let's let's just let's [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► just all think about what we've done [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► let's lower the lights [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► um I do i do feel like one of the things [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► one of the powers that we can we can [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► exercise with one another is that power [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► of recognition when you see someone in [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► the world and you see that they are [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► taking great care about a certain aspect [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► of themselves or you see that they are [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► but that they are you know that they are [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► interacting with the world in a way that [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► is more profound then then other people [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► are aware of in the small spaces that we [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► you know that we share with one another [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► when you see those things i have always [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► felt an obligation to acknowledge them [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► to the other person you know like I [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► cannot pass somebody who is who has who [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► has taken the time and energy to Taylor [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► themselves or two or somebody who does a [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► small kindness on the street that no one [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► else notices or someone who just has a [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► certain way of walking off the curb into [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► the street with that is that is more [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► elegant than the than the moment [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► necessitated i pay i pay attention to [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► those things overtly I will you know I [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► spend more time on the street bowing to [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► people and congratulating them [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► and actually impede my progress through [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► the city like it takes me an extra half [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► an hour to get anywhere because when I [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► see somebody who does something or as [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► you know or even is just walking around [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► and looking up at the second story of [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► buildings and noticing the cornices if I [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► see someone doing that I pay them the [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► compliment of noticing it and [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► compliment of noticing it and [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► that is a thing we can all do more of [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► mhm and just say like not only like nice [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► shoes but like haha i see your shoes [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► soon as I wish I i feel i think I never [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► thought of it quite the way you're [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► saying but I definitely feel the same [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► way I mean there's sometimes when you [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► see somebody you're like wow you know [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► what you win today [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► yeah like that you went to that you win [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► today like you you are i wish i could [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► say to like this African American lady [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► who smells really cool and has a giant [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► hat with feathers and has clearly has an [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► extraordinary level of dignity and [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► self-worth and carriage we just wanna go [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► you know what you are so fucking cool [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► and there's no way Adam there's not a [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► great way to say that without sounding [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► creepy i totally agree with you by [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► sending a carriage there's some [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► sometimes you just see the way somebody [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► handles themselves where you know [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► they're just in that Miles Davis says [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► not you know that is black but I mean [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► the cool and like the old sense of the [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► word like their self dest and well this [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► is what i have learned it in my life [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► which is that no one doesn't appreciate [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► being told that they look beautiful [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► today who and it is the easiest [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► compliment to pay and you can say it as [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► you pass someone on the street like you [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► look great today and then you just keep [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► going there's nothing creepy about it no [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► one doesn't like that like if you walk [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► past a 70 year old man who is wearing a [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► suit and walking with a cane and you say [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► you look great today sir over that there [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► is no there is no downside to that you [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► know and the same is true about a 24 [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► year old woman who looks great you can [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► pay her that compliment and it is not it [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► is this world that we're living in we're [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► paying a woman a compliment on the [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► street is some kind of objectifying [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► colonialization of her is a crazy as a [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► crazy upside-down the kind of shit i [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► believe when i was 21 and it's [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► absolutely not accurate [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► yeah I'll take we will raise it whatwhat [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► nobody likes is somebody who is [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► breaching their perimeter and acting [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► creepy and leering like nobody likes [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► that mainly it done and what you're [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► saying i totally agree that you're [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► saying [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► miley addendum [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► is too well first of all stay in motion [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► while you're doing it but I so on also [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► bring some specificity to it like maybe [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► if you say to that guy [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► sir that suit is impeccable yes is one [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► thing or you can just say like DC like [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► you pass that lady that 24 you're [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► letting you know what your hair is [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► awesome because there's nobody who has [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► cool hair and is 24 that doesn't want [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► you to go and you know what I'll do [TS]

01:02:33 ◼   ► sometimes I will leave off the dependent [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► clause or is it [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► yeah independent clause of I i almost [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► always hate tattoos but and i will say [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► that is a really cool fucking tattoo [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► uh-huh do you know what was that person [TS]

01:02:48 ◼   ► one here the only here like oh that tues [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► is that that's another tattoo good for [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► you know I mean if somebody is taking [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► the time to do something they appreciate [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► being appreciated [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► yeah that's right and it's and it's and [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► it's a rare moment in the day where you [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► can make it not about you for a second [TS]

01:03:03 ◼   ► like you know they don't care what your [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► feeling about tattoos is you can just [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► say i love that tattoo your hair looks [TS]

01:03:09 ◼   ► great you know like well thats maybe [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► that's maybe part of the core of it is [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► there's certainly some smoke some small [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► part of it that is about you the [TS]

01:03:18 ◼   ► compliment giver part of the problem [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► with the leering and the creepy and in [TS]

01:03:22 ◼   ► that stuff and getting into the spaces [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► the specificity of you look like you [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► have hard nipples like that's a little [TS]

01:03:27 ◼   ► too specific but like if the combat [TS]

01:03:29 ◼   ► compliment is really all about you that [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► giver and you know because this one guy [TS]

01:03:33 ◼   ► my neighborhood who I hope dies with [TS]

01:03:35 ◼   ► fire and he just walks around and he's [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► just I want to hate this guy so much he [TS]

01:03:39 ◼   ► just walks around one AD can i buy you [TS]

01:03:41 ◼   ► dinner tonight [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► oh yeah it's like understand you want me [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► to suck your cock that's hilarious [TS]

01:03:47 ◼   ► it's the david cross thing you know if [TS]

01:03:48 ◼   ► you asked a hundred women maybe one of [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► them is going to want to fuck on a pilot [TS]