Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hi Merlin hi how are you I'm all right [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► where you are you microblogging m3 [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► microblogging on twitter.com [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► I'm late for our call because I was [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► microblogging yeah yeah I I thought that [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► was between dudes but yeah I was this a [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► lot of there's a lot of stuff to talk [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► about on the internet right now [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► yeah but you know it's funny you say [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► that i was i was making a blog as they [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► say [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► yeah on uh were the one that said you're [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► not supposed to use anymore [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► c is gonna kill the longevity tumblr [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► tumblr sold themselves to facebook [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► yeah for a cool cool bill a billion [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► dollars 1.1 yeah I cannot be happy with [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► the point one I don't know right i think [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► you're paying a lot of bills for the [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► point point one you know how much I [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► could do with point one I like you know [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► what if you don't mind my asking what is [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► that what is that and i have to look it [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► up on wolframalpha what is that a [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► hundred million dollars that's all [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► that's a lot of bill that's a lot of [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► money yeah we have like them that's like [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► that but that people that won the [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► lottery in Florida after taxes you know [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► I should even talk about the lottery i [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► have very strong feeling well you know [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► what I just checked them all from alpha [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► it's 100 million dollars ya series [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► wolframalpha told you about this you did [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► i put it up on my dashboard I use it all [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► the time I to figure out megawatts to [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► watch the other day and it was for a [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► joke really helpful [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► I don't use it i tried i tried today [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► earlier today I tried to figure out what [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► percentage of the world's population [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► oh who was represented by America [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► there's seven billion people in the [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► world and 340 350 what 400 million [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► Americans now I i think that is the [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► calculator you know this is one of those [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► I want to get back to microblogging [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► actually don't I on I'm really screwed [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► up about that because of a Burger King [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► commercial from the mid to late [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► seventies [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► remember when burger king for was first [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► unearthed remember these days I know [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► you're very young man but you be if you [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► want to mcdonalds yeah anyway we've [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► talked before about the grill order the [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► relative grill water is encoding you [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► call it like an exception you go in and [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► you say kind of on the slide you say [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► look I want to play mini burger i watch [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► what i want and like you know in my case [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► I would go in and say and the key to a [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► grill McDonald's because i used to work [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► there and I read the trades [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► yeah i'm going to mcdonalds and you [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► don't ask for extra something for not [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► something it has to be not something [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► that's hard to remove and i'll just tell [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► you is an insider catch it is hard to [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► remove [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► huh you can tell you know very [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► personally I've personally found ketchup [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► is hard to remove [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► hmm alright yeah but but ya know I would [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► when I was a kid I would go into [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► mcdonalds in order a plain hamburger so [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► here's the key and I this is probably [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► not going to brushy in this in the in [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► this age of personalization and [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► customization this will probably seem [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► obvious but McDonald's you kind of [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► screw-up the mcdonalds if everybody came [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► in and asked for it as burger king would [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► say to be made in their own way right [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► you screw everything up because if you [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► go to mcdonalds you could I went to [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► mcdonalds once at midnight in chicago [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► and there's a that's three mistakes in a [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► row [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► well and i was there and the members of [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► a cult jam showed up and we're signing [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► photos Lisa Lisa and cultures Alisa was [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► not was not enforce it was it was just [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► called champ [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► anyway you go to a busy mcdonalds you [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► know this you go to a busy mcdonalds [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► anytime of day it's gonna be really [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► really good mcdonalds not as good as [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► when we were kids but good now thing is [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► did you know you know about you know [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► about wasting the idea of waste you go [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► in and I'm i am I have an expert on [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► wasting i'm presently wasting away [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► you sound like a little bit head cold [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► well it's allergy season [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► Jesus you know what I'm doing I'm so [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► deep in the stack right now I have so [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► much to say about allergies the [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► allergies climb up inside me and then [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► they make themselves comfortable and [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► right now they're all sitting [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► like they have outfitted the inside of [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► my head with those green the lure [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► couches telling Shay's that were in all [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► the dorm rooms in the eighties that like [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► the seventies ones that are going to [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► pick group full of dander whatsapp it [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► group in order this big kind of s square [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► couch pits comprised of in my case eight [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► distinct pieces know it's kind of like a [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► kind like watching Hollywood Squares but [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► one parts missing when did you have I I [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► thought that was a modern innovation [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► when did you have one of those I'm gonna [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► have to literally want to know what [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► we're talking about [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► I had a brown for lure pic group in [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► college that because as you know it was [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► the style of the time to be ironic in [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► the way one furnished one semi [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► development Elvis i can send you a photo [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► off and I had an eight-piece pic group [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► which means it's a large brown square [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► that we actually i remember now i got [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► getting it was finally she dropped a [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► doobie and but but but yeah pick group [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► anyway you're going to mcdonalds [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► allergies yeah I had a super ball sized [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► little yesterday just in size of the [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► ball well as a small a small bouncy ball [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► and I i get the allergy so bad i don't [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► know if i got a cold forget that you [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► think you got a cold which is now what [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► happens is my allergies get in there and [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► may they and then my mucous membranes [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► become so that so enamored with the idea [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► that something fuzzy is going to come [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► tickle them [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► yes but they're like welcome travelers [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► it's like normal business it's like [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► Norman fell says in the graduate right [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► any one of them outside agitators get [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► outside agitators they come in and get [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► your mucus all excited they're just [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► normally there to be like the the worker [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► ants to capture various particular [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► matter in the mucous but in this case [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► they have been inciting to riot [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► yeah and the rent my regular residents [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► who were peaceful happy little normal [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► villagers apply it compliant villagers [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► who were just going about their duties [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► being non-infectious [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► they are like hey wait a minute we we [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► demand equal time infecting your mucous [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► membranes and then and now I'm like now [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► I just basically I have the players like [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► it's parade it's a beautiful sunny day [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► in seattle well at the only thing that [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► is obscuring the Sun is the clouds of [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► histamine agitating pollen that's [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► loading through the sky and I'm sitting [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► inside like a like someone with the AIDS [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► and you know a lot of people like they [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► never been so glad I couldn't reach my [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► bell [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► they've learned to look like it right [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► having fun they're like they have [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► they're going on boat rides people with [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► I can't do that its sound ah yeah yeah [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► people people are living with AIDS not i [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► live i can't live in the world with [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► because because the pollen clouds [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► here's the thing thanks Obama flame [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► Obamacare the you know the problem the [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► problem the problem with the allergies [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► is it's a real ironical as we say is [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► that is that the nicer the weather gets [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► its changes in the weather the kitchen [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► rings who's like filling up on bread the [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► weather changes it gets nice you get a [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► high pressure system coming in your [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► place you know pretty soon i'm doing [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► this whole dick now that my family is so [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► nice about it but I make a sound as I [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► walk around the house in the morning I I [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► sound like I sound like some kind of [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► spanish bowl [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► yeah I know it's coming someone has [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► already put two daggers have a sword [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► into your like it's got a peek at door [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► and he just dog you're limping around [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► with blood streaming out of your nose [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► yeah well so here's the latest in [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► appears the latest thought innovation ok [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► someone suggested to me the other day [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► you remember many years ago I described [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► to you the moment where someone said [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► we're a friend of mine this friend [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► Kristen said to me you are the most [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► introverted person I've ever met i just [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► noticed that some of the turning-point [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► milestone and it was it was it was a [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► thought technology that changed the way [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► that I looked at myself [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► everyday I i had a new thought [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► technology and the latest new thought [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► technology that somebody hit me to the [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► day was they said i think you have sleep [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► apnea I saw you two about this and I was [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► like sleep apnea and now I thought that [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► was a thing for fat people [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► she's that she said if there's at least [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► a couple problems but she said well you [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► are [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► Oh fat enough to be saturated to obesity [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► this is just a random person too and I [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► said she's not a random person but but [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► you know since not not somebody that [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► should have intimate knowledge of my [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► sleep miss and and so I was like how [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► sleep apnea and i'm in and like a lot of [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► mental technologies once i get ahold of [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► and I turn it around in my hand like [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► Frodo looking at the at the orb and i'm [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► looking into it and then all of a sudden [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► the flaming red I vaginas looking back [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► haha is that sauron yes or on a sore on [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► my vagina is staring at me then all of a [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► sudden I feel cold and I'm thinking do I [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► have sleep apnea because you're not a [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► terrible feeling when you feel the truth [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► descending on you look like a cold rain [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► oh I'm worst so i'm looking online and [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► is it all lines up your having that [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► Bruce Willis moment where everything is [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► flying by wright and spoilers but you're [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► reeling through like the last hundred [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► and eleven minutes and you go all right [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► hide that red door knob it's going clack [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► clack clack why can't I open the [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► basement door shit John [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► next time try to remember because i [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► usually try to get as far away from you [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► as possible when you're sleeping but out [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► of you snore [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► well so I never thought I was a snore [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► see nobody thinks they're snore right [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► now and all those years on tour where [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► Eric course and Shawn Nelson were having [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► like sawmill contests and I had to I had [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► to jump up in the middle of night and [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► grab the end of the mattress where they [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► were but they were snoring away sharing [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► a bed [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► actually I grab the end of the mattress [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► one time and and like yanked it like I [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► was like I was trying to do the [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► tablecloth trick [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► like a little Smith's yeah like an [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► illusion like yank this mattress out [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► from under them and you don't either one [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► of them woke up I can't believe it on [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► wouldn't like that [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► no he know he'd love that red pile onto [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► high jinks [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► butBut so anyway so lately i've been [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► hearing reports unconfirmed reports [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► because as you know i am mostly a [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► bachelor that I had that is no I can't [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► imagine it any further you've heard [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► you've heard from from bystanders by [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► standards unconfirmed sources and so so [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► that so uh so I go online [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► it's like somebody came up and said [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► maybe a pancreatic cancer [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► maybe you have maybe have cancer the [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► bile ducts like Ray Manzarek oh and then [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► you go online you're like cancer the [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► bile ducts and you look at it it's got a [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► lot of going to let that out tonight and [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► you go oh fuck I have cancer the bile [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► ducts because all the symptoms like that [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► the symptoms for sleep apnea alright [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► depression lack of focus tired all the [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► ear to bull grouchy think you know [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► everything about the US Supreme Court [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► like you just go down the list and [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► everything on it is true i have all [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► those symptoms and I'm like sleeping and [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► then I started thinking about it and i [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► have i have like these these suppressed [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► memories are these like these repressed [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► memories of waking up in the middle of [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► the night unable to breathe of like of [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► waking up like this type of wake up you [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► ever wake up like that like like [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► struggling for breath [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► another thing that you ever happened to [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► have happen well I mean little into this [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► more later but I know a little bit about [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► sleep apnea and I know that it's [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► something that scares the living shit [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► out of bed partners because people seem [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► to stay they make that kind of noise and [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► then they appear to just simply stopped [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► breathing for a one-page well so my hair [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► alone [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► for a while but this so for many years [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► Merlin one of one of my personal [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► technologies has been a sound so much [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► like a Scientologist [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► that's good to eliminate bed partners [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► Oh kill the messenger yeah exactly [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► yes like if you want to have if you want [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► to share the attention of a lady friend [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► there are a lot of plate first of all a [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► lot of places you can do that that isn't [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► a bit then our beds and second of all [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► just because that you just because you [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► have been in bed with somebody just [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► because you shared a bed together [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► doesn't have to stay there [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► yeah yeah like right about the time when [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► everybody's getting sleepy [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► you just do like those soft hifi did you [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► like to pull the covers up a little more [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► records on them [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► yeah pull the covers of getting a gentle [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► kiss on the forehead enough to wake him [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► up bring a glass of water set it on the [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► bedside table in case there was money on [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► the dresser [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► it's hit think to themselves when they [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► wake up the middle of the night are [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► plastic everybody thoughtful little [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► passage and snore you know then here [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► like at them but the the door goes click [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► and then you're out on the street [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► yeah and you can go get a burger you can [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► do whatever you want [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► so anyway I have not I have do not have [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► a a tremendously large sample group of [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► people who have spent the entire night [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► with me what you say that is complicated [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► you're like a film noir yeah right so [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► like so like oh I in the middle of the [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► night you were struggling to breathe and [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► freaked me out no one has ever said that [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► to me but that doesn't mean that's not [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► happening right and so now then all of a [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► sudden I'm having all these memories and [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► it's like wait a minute am I am actually [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► remembering waking up in the middle of [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► the night struggling for breath multiple [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► multiple thousands of times over the [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► last 20 years or is this something where [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► I am where I am or false remembering [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► that I was bad touched and daycare [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► that's an open memory right and it [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► didn't actually happen i'm just it's [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► just it's power of suggestion so all day [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► today I've been sitting around thinking [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► do I have sleep apnea is that is that a [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► thing is it what is it one of those my [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► isn't one of those technologies are [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► technologies that all of a sudden i get [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► to be one of those people who's like [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► I thought I had all these problems on [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► John there's there's so much about this [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► is complicated because first of all yes [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► it is a blessing and a curse to find out [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► exactly what's wrong with you [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► that's it's so awesome and so awful and [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► and then second you got to go to a sleep [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► clinic for guy people are going to [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► people are gonna attach those little uh [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► little sticky things to you the sticky [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► pads are in there have a video probably [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► with like that really unflattering [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► greenlight they're gonna watch your flip [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► around and watch it in fast motion real [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► creepy like all i want to do is pull the [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► covers up around them and then they're [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► gonna come in 15 minutes and shape your [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► way is honored by the by the side of [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► their little console and say right haha [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► I'm gonna go get a burger [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► they're gonna come in there after maybe [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► fifteen 15 minutes to an hour they're [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► gonna come in they're gonna shake you [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► awake to the extent possible check to [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► see if you're still a lot and then say [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► that the good news is you don't have Ray [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► Manzarek answer the bags is you so [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► completely fucking half sleep apnea and [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► never did and then and then the real [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► party begins [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► you gotta get a machine to machine well [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► but before we go there okay sorry man [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► sorry [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► the last time i went with my little baby [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► girl to the baby girl doctor who's the [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► actual the doctor herself is actually a [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► full-grown woman a few doctors so on [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► little baby girl doctor and and they [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► just like they bad at each other like [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► okay I'm thinking here I started running [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► a little behind that one is still having [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► nappies so I go in and she looks she the [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► doctor looks in my baby girl's mouth [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► with a flashlight and she says does she [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► ever when you're like because i told her [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► that i sometimes haunt my daughter's [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► room in the middle of the night just sit [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► sit in a chair and listen to breathe [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► that's sweet and that it's not sweet i [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► was a question and then so the doctor [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► having already heard this was like that [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► when you are creeping around your [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► daughters are listening to breathe in [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► the middle of the night did she ever [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► stopped breathing for periods of time [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► and I was like what do you mean what I [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► mean stop breathing [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► I mean yeah so [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► times but she always starts again and [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► she was like rides well because your [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► daughter has a really large who've ulah [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► ulah fluval liver and to their every [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► only a yeah it's a little punching bag [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► that hangs down or whatever maybe it's [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► not that maybe it's tonsils there's [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► something back there in the back of your [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► throat one of the flesh is some kind of [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► throat old obstruction a throw [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► obstruction that the that that the baby [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► doctor says is is just like genetically [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► large in her and is brent probably [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► causes her to have sleep apnea Parkhead [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► and i was like huh really [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► the doctor says probably not a big deal [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► then maybe from the mouths of dates [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► literally yeah and she said a lot of [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► times what happens is as kids grow up [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► they grow into their architecture their [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► personal technology i said never [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► happened to me but but [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► so then so now I'm thinking oh maybe [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► that maybe I am genetically predisposed [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► to this maybe it isn't just that I'm [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► kind of 40 pounds overweight or maybe [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► that exacerbates a natural tendency so [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► anyway the machines yet my have I have a [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► close family member with the sleep apnea [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► and this family member has a lot of [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► luggage because this family member has [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► to take a machine anywhere that he or [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► she intends to sleep like one of those [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► things where you see people walking [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► through airports with the with the like [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► an oxygen take know that smoking right [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► now smokie might have something to do [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► with that I think weight is a thing [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► drinking drinking is a thing and I think [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► there's probably yeah I think about wait [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► I see I don't know I'm not a physician [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► as you know John but when ya thinking [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► will get into a bit but out but i think [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► i think what it does is you put this [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► real freaky looking thing over your nose [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► and I guess it helps you from seeming [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► like you're dead to to your bedmate but [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► but but you know here's the other thing [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► John and I don't you know I don't [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► diagnose you here I don't know anything [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► about all the [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► these metal things you're talking about [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► but I do know that sleep apnea i believe [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► will make you not in the same way that [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► you don't know you snore one knows does [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► not know one source [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► what does not know that one has sleep [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► apnea you one is also not know how [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► poorly one sleeps right so you're waking [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► up there is the kind of waking up and [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► I've done is I've tracked my sleep with [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► the dingus and and yeah well I'm [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► sleeping all i gotta do this for [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► sleeping [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► where did you go to sleep tracking bingo [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► there's all kinds you can get it doesn't [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► talk about that you know it'll tell you [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► how well you're sleeping and becomes [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► like a video game we try to get better [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► and better sleep [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► yeah and so on so much so every time I [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► go to the doctor now always going to say [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► though it is that is that the width is [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► that you don't know like it just seems [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► to me that you're not a great sleeper [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► right now well that's what that's what I [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► mean every time I go to the doctor they [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► say do you have problems sleeping how [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► how how do you sleep and I always feel [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► like saying I'm asleep [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► how do I know yeah but i mean i don't [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► like to go to sleep and then once i do [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► go to sleep I don't like to wake you [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► will feel rested when you wake up [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► no see that's what do people feel rested [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► with my wake up [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► well back to my dingus you know the [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► dingus tells you basically have a very [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► kind of describe this briefly because it [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► is it's might be semi useful i really [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► want to hear about this i think i've had [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► two or three different guys for doing [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► this and is actually an iphone app that [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► you can use for this as well as soon as [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► that work well do you really want to [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► know I i already sleep with my iphone [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► yeah that can figure out what you do is [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► so iíve used a thing where you were a [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► thing on your wrist and I had a really [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► stupid looking watch you could do this [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► with that wasn't useful i've had a thing [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► called a Fitbit that you can wear on [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► your wrist but this one is that the best [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► option that I found it takes a little [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► bit the ball I its that's right you are [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► Pikachu you put this so it's this app [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► and you plug in your iphone overnight [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► you lay this thing on the corner of your [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► bed kind of near pillow-like network and [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► radiate your dingus [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► it's a it's a separate finger its own [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► iPhones an iphone app that uses the [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► accelerometer to detect motion [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► so you calibrate it by moving around you [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► move so you'd flip it for the first time [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► you flip over from your back to your [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► stomach and see if it goes and so if you [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► hear that you know it's working [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► so then you just say ok I'm going to bed [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► turning this thing on and when you wake [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► up in the morning and i'll show you this [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► graph of how much you moved [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► whoa and so basically it tells you the [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► show you this this crap that's actually [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► really instructional and if you do this [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► thing for a month he did for two weeks [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► to talk a lot of good for a month and a [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► little Tony like for some reason I get [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► the least and poorest sleep on sunday [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► nights like I don't know why but that's [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► just like that's a pattern regular yeah [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► I the LORD yeah but but what it does is [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► it will show you like for example you'll [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► see you'll see you you know everybody's [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► got their own patterns for sleep with [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► you have anxiety about monday i think [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► anxiety about literally everything [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► yeah I know but you have extra Monday's [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► is that appointment hundred percent even [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► on the job still yeah yeah it could be [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► could be also that's like when i watch [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► movies maybe but what it does is it will [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► show you think of it this way to get [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► like if you want to think of it simply [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► in three basic states there's the kind [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► of deep sleep [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► there's a kind of like the waking sleep [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► i guess so yeah I like their first four [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► records and then you wake up a little [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► bit and then there's a big spike for [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► when you moved enough that you really [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► wake so if you're going to take a leak [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► you're gonna see a giant spike right I'm [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► saying to you is this could be i will [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► send you a link to this it could be very [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► instructional and it will cost anything [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► you have to wear something on your nose [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► but it will show you how much you stir [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► and and anyway i think that could be [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► really it is constantly like one of the [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► reasons that I don't like to sleep with [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► somebody else in my bed so many reasons [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► there's not out of what i say sleep with [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► i am not using them [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► that's not a euphemism now having the [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► sexual congress [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► I mean actually being asleep in a place [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► with somebody else also sleep so weird [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► it's really weird like that i don't know [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► what they're like in the old days where [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► you had to keep warmer or or you had to [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► shelter against bears I could see why [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► you would all piled together in a cave [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► but now you could be separate places [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► like your soccer players that are [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► getting ready to other you gotta stay [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► warm that's one thing right right we [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► don't we don't put next to each other [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► like while we sleep next to each other [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► thankee Thank You exactly well anyway so [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► one of the reasons i don't like to do [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► that is first of all the people are warm [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► and I'm trying to touch you but another [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► reason is that when ice when I sleep if [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► I go to sleep in a bed when I wake up in [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► the morning it is like that bed is [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► Oklahoma and I was a club f5 tornado the [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► blankets are not only she-she-she the [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► trailer park and she is literally a [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► trailer park [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► there's nothing left of her except her [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► foundation but like the blanket is not [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► on the blanket often times does 5 or 6 [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► 360 is in the night you know the lyrics [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► are you a flipper [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► oh the Janoskians flipper but like a [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► spinner and sometimes I'll wake up and [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► my head is down at the feat mø and the [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► I can't sleep I hate hotels because they [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► all use such cheap sheets now except for [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► the really expensive ones and so that [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► did the bottom sheet is ripped off the [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► mattress pad is ripped off [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► I'm sleeping on a bear officers not [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► dividing with with your back [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► yeah I'm night fighting with the bed [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► that's exactly what i'm doing like to [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► try trash beds and so if there's another [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► person sleeping in the bed i'm so [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► self-conscious about now that even [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► injuring them that I could that I almost [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► never go to sleep I just lay there and [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► stay there and and silently curse [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► humanity curse the fact that I that I [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► ever liked a person enough to have ended [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► up in this untenable scenario where we [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► are we're in a bed together [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► John that's that that society you know [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► it is society i agree that they don't [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► have those problems in soviet russia may [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► I hate to say and I'm not a clinician [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► but yeah I mean if you're 31 well I you [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► know I do what I can we've got a much [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► nicer inflatable mattress now by the way [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► and can I just say I don't be a dick [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► about it but in retrospect this could be [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► my bruce willis moment maybe the fact [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► that our previous two inflatable [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► mattresses are are like a fucking taco [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► bell taco or because you which closes [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► the spinner i'm just bitter don't tell [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► us there's a skinny lady [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► I thought a spinner was some I thought [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► it was a brother of variety of UFO you [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► heard the term spinner for a skinny lady [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► yeah midnight maybe it's a talent you [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► know why don't you I think you're [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► talking about a small diminutive gal [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► yeah yeah like a witch call it a gleek [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► you recall the little guys but put some [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► some some skinny girls are actually [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► really tall right let's pick one of [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► those got a high center of gravity [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► yeah I'm just saying you might have been [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► the one who fucked up our mattresses but [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► anyway that's all beside a lot of things [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► I probably responsible for No Child I [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► don't want you know really taking you [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► don't take anything for that is that [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► it's not as I am I should have a peanut [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► butter sandwich [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► yeah well is that part of your tack is [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► the time and it's doing to avoid like [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► allergy medicine to is that don't well [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► here's the big i will take the shit out [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► of some allergy medicine because stop [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► this is not a bad i'm not kidding around [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► with the allergies I don't feel like [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► like almost all other drugs that that [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► seek to alleviate symptoms I feel like [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► more often than not the symptoms are [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► something that you deserve and we used [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► to do you think because you live in the [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► middle age that's right you should be in [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► the center of those need to sit with [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► that feeling [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► that's right but like your women are you [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► sick [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► it's because there's something wrong [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► with you and you can see if you SAT by [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► yourself with your sickness a little bit [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► longer i right you if you have a fever [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► then you should be in your hotness if [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► you're have children should be in Europe [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► shivering this and if you are if you [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► have a mental illness you should be in [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► the middle of it and that and and see if [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► maybe the Virgin Mary appears yes [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► yeah possibly a taco did you buy like we [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► get this big costco ones i take my yeah [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► the used to be that one was really [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► expensive and now it's really cheap [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► I'll take one of those a day and it [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► makes each one particular claritin I get [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► the off-brand get Clara tyne or whatever [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► else some so somebody said something to [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► me about claritin because I doesn't [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► stimulants the stimulus John well that's [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► see I was always an epidural nor [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► ephedrine whichever you prefer [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► I'm the person ever and I know what let [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► me give you this marlon brando you're [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► not familiar with it but it's a it's a [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► kind of speedy thing that makes your [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► sinuses turn into let go the Gobi Desert [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► like no moisture can escape and it does [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► terrible things had gotten a lot [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► accomplished with that with the [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► ephedrine the Federation bust up to your [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► penis though so I didn't realize that i [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► don't hardly i hardly use my penis gets [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► any more but that's right I'm too fat [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► butt butt butt so somebody was talking [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► about Clarence and I was like you know [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► one time I ran out of ephedrine efrain I [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► can't because I carry a large quantity [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► of it with me in advance of allergy tax [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► and I was in Germany and only now you [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► take it as a prophylactic you actually [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► don't use it as a medicine if I'm smart [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► yeah i was in Germany and I ran out and [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► i went to a pharmacist and I was like a [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► high [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► a gutin talk uh I need some discontent [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► seemed fine though said the address and [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► I i made some of this it's very simple [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► small matter just give me some of this [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► effort and I will be on my way [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► a goose coats dr. Shin and the German [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► pharmacist said 099 this is a controlled [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► substance in Germany you cannot have [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► this it is a it is a schedule 5 drug [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► they love Danny things and you cannot [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► happen it's terribly this terrible [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► medicine we will give you a much better [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► German allergy medicine which was made [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► out of like that he went back and got [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► his mortal mortar and pestle and email [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► they make you some kind of a nasal [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► poultice yeah he he took a couple of [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► lavender leaves and some and like a half [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► a shot of Jagermeister and like some [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► shit that he pulled out of his ears and [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► he was like this is you know this is [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► much better this is naturopathic remedy [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► and I threw it in his face I was like [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► fuck you [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► scheisse I want my shit and i actually [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► had somebody in the united states air [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► mail me some evidence against the law [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► but you just don't care i'm starting to [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► empty the what era are we talking about [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► here the nineteen nineties sort of in [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► the nineties in here anyway so i always [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► use it as a prophylactic drug i take a [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► look when the allergy season starts to [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► take a little bit of it and and usually [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► keeps me it keeps the algae to pay but [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► this year I was filled with strong i was [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► high on the hog and i flew too close to [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► the Sun I said I don't need this [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► I don't need it I'm strong now see how [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► strong I am [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► I'm strong and I was away from the house [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► and then the allergies descended upon me [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► and by the time I got to my pills [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► it was too late mm anyway long story [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► short too late i took one of those [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► claritin the other day and a couple of [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► evidence and I was in a home i was in a [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► marshmallow candy land all day it was it [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► really screwed me up [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► I don't think that's Clarence did it [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► might have been mixing the drugs I can't [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► believe you take ephedrine no no I mean [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► like I I got used to hearken telling a [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► crazy person that I mean it seems like [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► that would be outside your perimeter [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► I don't abuse it I mean I don't take it [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► for like recreational purposes i'm out [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► like a 25 milligram ephedrine plus y [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► fencin one of those little yet red ones [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► how well the little red well years ago [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► they started adulterating it with [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► guaifenesin I think it's time for this [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► now it's an expectorant but basically [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► tried to fuck it up as I think I've said [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► on numerous occasions when I was in [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► college you can get 54like to 9500 and [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► then i started i think i've told you [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► this i have a have any cell spreadsheet [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► tracking the cost over the years finally [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► right around the time not long before I [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► started getting actual real [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► medication nah it was something like 50 [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► thirty fifty dollars for a for like a [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► bottle of I mean it was really 5230 [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► fifty dollars that's gonna get a Wolfram [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► Alpha it became a very very costly and I [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► had to get from other countries what [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► they have what they have it for sale in [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► other countries well I mean I had to do [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► a little bit of grain market trading to [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► get it but I'm used to Jews bitcoins yes [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► like I couldn't see if I did [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► clicking in the CIA but money and I mean [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► how many bitcoins do you think I don't [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► understand that coins i googled it once [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► and because it sounded interesting i [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► mean like i was just you know in my pjs [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► and research it's not very interesting [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► but i can that's only good for small it [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► well I am I i went in and tried to [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► figure out like okay it's one of those [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► things like what like any fad you go [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► like okay i'll try macrame I'll get a [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► starter kit and i know i'll go by ten [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► dollars for the bitcoins I'll go to a [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► website i don't fucking understand what [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► it means and your websites that i know i [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► know from websites but i like it i like [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► it's us out was that you go and meet [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► somebody sketchy at a starbucks and then [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► something happens when you have to meet [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► people in the real world to get bitcoins [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► I see this is what i don't understand i [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► think there is there some kind of like [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► Google ATM for them now but if I could [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► bind them i find you of all people would [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► be mining bitcoins somewhere is that we [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► play it play video games and build a [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► fake tower [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► no I think you have to set up some kind [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► of maybe maybe you set up a website that [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► interprets captures when you get a farm [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► you get a farm right and you click [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► account and you have a bit to come and [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► save your heart [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► how many bitcoins you think Marco got [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► when they sold favored 22 you know Mark [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► guy's name two let's go to school to [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► what you might call it to the to the [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► yahoo he micro-blog actually macro [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► blogged about that today and in a very [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► very nice post [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► I think he got to get pretty pretty good [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► handful of bitcoins for that point 100 [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► million he's you know what this isn't [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► that's not interesting but well I'm not [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► talk about it if you want but i'm very [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► interested in your nose and your [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► ephedrine you know i didn't realize i [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► told you this when i write up [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► of old autobiography and I knew that [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► there was a lot of there were a lot of [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► stimulants involved in his career due [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► for a while [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► sure I just always assumed that it was [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► like I don't know like some kind of [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► speed I didn't know that they were just [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► chugging down federer and I was like wow [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► it was a reason I liked you guys ever [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► talk about the time I was hitchhiking [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► and in Wyoming and i'm standing on the [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► side of the road in my hitch hiking [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► outfit which was blue jeans and a blue [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► jean jacket yeah it's like jon voight [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► Midnight Cowboy [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► yeah but that was my dad got me if I [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► told you this dunno if that's cowboy [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► country and this jump is semi truck [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► pulls and in all the years of [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► hitchhiking it was very very very rare [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► for me to ever get a ride in a semi [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► truck now if I was a if I was a 20 year [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► old girl i think i would have been [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► riding semi-trucks all across America I [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► bet there's a 20 year old girl shaped [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► seat in that car [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► yeah yeah and if you talk to hitchhike [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► errs which I don't recommend a lot of [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► them will tell you stories about [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► semi-trucks like that and they're great [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► hitchhiking store that you know they're [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► all great at writing stories are semi [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► truck the stories you know they're like [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► all the colorful ones [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► well yeah because they're because either [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► they're i mean i don't think there are [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► any 20 year old girls that hitchhike [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► anymore but there but used to be but I [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► also people people who hitchhiked [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► bye-bye haunting truck stops and like [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► walking up to drivers and say hey man uh [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► can i hitch a ride with you I don't even [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► know if that happens anymore [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► listen you never it's like I mean [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► seriously Jost it's like they've never [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► seen an episode of quincy like why would [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► you do that well because you get a free [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► trip across the world to play with the [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► CB if you know what I mean exactly so [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► but but for me as a guy who looks like [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► me in my denim tuxedo standing on the [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► side of the road my thumb out semi truck [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► drivers went by me [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► 501 our and every one of them at his [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► middle finger in the air like no truck [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► driver was ever going to stop for me [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► that's that's not nice [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► it's just the way it is it's just that [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► it is just the economy of the hitch [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► hikin road for this guy who's making his [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► living in the truck to share his space [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► and time with somebody he has to presume [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► that that person has something for them [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► or has something for him you know what I [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► mean like hey come on into my cab quid [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► pro quo good broker if this man's Rock [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► and keep plucking brocro ask gasps [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► forecasts kash ask browser cache God [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► doesn't get credit [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► okay thanks anyway so this semi truck [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► comes comes up your bird skull and I'm [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► like fuck I'm out here in the middle of [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► wyoming and i'm getting a ride in a semi [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► this is my this is my lucky dad and the [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► guy pops open the door he looks down at [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► me and I'm standing there with my dusty [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► bag and like hey man he looks down he [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► goes oh fuck I thought you were my [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► brother [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► no yeah and I was like oh sorry I mean [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► you were my brother like a long-lost [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► brother or somebody from the area well [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► so so I'm like you know so I'm kind of [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► shrug and triggered my shoulders i'm [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► like so I'm not but uh here we are [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► and he's like ah alright get up you know [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► come on get in [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► and so I get in the truck and we start [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► start off down the road he's like yeah [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► you look just like my brother and I went [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► by you 20 minutes ago and I was sure you [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► were my brother and so I got off at the [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► next exit and I drove back by you go the [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► other direction and I was really sure [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► you remember so I got off a bad except [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► and turned around and came back and and [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► I and it's not and you're not him [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► and I was like wow I mean would I was [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► your brother like would your brother be [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► out here hitchhiking here in the middle [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► of wyoming and he was like he just [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► escaped from prison [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► no I mean and we're driving any points [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► over the points over his left shoulder [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► at the prison and we're driving by that [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► his brother supposedly just jump just [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► broke out of them it's a weird enough [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► i'm sorry so we're going to think for me [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► to say but then it must be triple weird [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► when it kind of makes sense [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► it totally makes sense i'm wearing all [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► denim no that's classic just broke out [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► of prison we're just throwing out a [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► prism they called the workhouse i'm [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► standing on the interstate with my thumb [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► out which is not a place if you if [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► you're doing anything exciting prints [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► and in a denim outfit thumbing a ride [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► with the dusty bag [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► yeah and on Interstate which is not a [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► place where people normally was anyways [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► just wasn't near an exit [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► it wasn't near an exit and there a [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► reason that high the reason i was [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► standing there was that I had just [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► jumped off of a freight train and [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► climbed over the fence and then I was at [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► this interstate man was like well might [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► as well so I was I was like five miles [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► between exits just standing out here [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► like across the street from a prison [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► that I hadn't noticed [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► and so we're driving along and it's just [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► like to disappointment in the cab is [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► palpable because he's he's bummed that [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► I'm not his brother and I'm kind of [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► bummed that I'm failing to meet his [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► expectations because as a hitchhiker you [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► kind of want to be is the kind of part [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► of your job you want us to write yet to [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► read the room a little bit you gotta [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► know when to just shut up or you got no [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► one to agree you know when you get into [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► the sleeper right you got to know when [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► this was a big mistake [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► you gotta you know you gotta know when [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► wait a minute why are the locks on the [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► doors filed down like every breaker she [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► have to keep your eyes peeled [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► anyway so then he says you got any drugs [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► as a matter of fact I do have some dates [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► you had some trucker speed [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► well i did not i had some I had some [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► marijuana and some ecstasy and some [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► mushroom they've allowed at the time and [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► he had a trailer yeah and I don't really [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► didn't say what was in it and then he [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► said oh alright well this is probably [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► gonna work out fine because i have this [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► trucker speed and he had these cross [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► tops which I have never done at that [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► oh and so we did a little like i'll give [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► you some of my hippie drugs for your [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► truck or drugs and now we're like now [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► we're in an American seen ya throw me [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► Idol I throw you the whip [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► I don't even have to be your brother now [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► we're all brothers and and you know we [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► drove all the way to cody wyoming [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► together cats that that's a great epic [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► harry chapin song like those girls [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► performed by oh Henry my god John [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► that's incredible and so so that was [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► your introduction to to the effect that [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► was my introduction to speed as a [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► because I because up until that point I [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► I my drugs were all hippie drugs you [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► said in the past that you if I may in in [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► the past you if i understand correctly [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► you have preferred the gown facing drugs [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► down facing drugs right or like [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► mind-blowing drugs but I i was never [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► white white powder-like [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► performance-enhancing drugs that was [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► intact it was it just wasn't where I was [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► coming from [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► I felt like those were greased or drugs [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► those were drugs that works for the [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► socialist that's for the socials exactly [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► that's for people who pop their collars [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► and a hopped-up it's for Robert Downey [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► jr. in less than zero that's what i was [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► talking about and I didn't want to end [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► up that I didn't want to end up getting [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► pegged at a hotel room in vegas and [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► that's a lot less likely to happen to [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► you if you're like a mushroom take her [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► you know you don't get pegged on [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► mushrooms [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► you're not gonna get so strung out on [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► taking mushrooms that year ended up [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► getting pegged in a hotel room for [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► right and that is basically said [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► sometimes you sound a little like [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► physical stuff that's basically the guy [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► that's got the mushrooms yeah he doesn't [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► want to pay you either [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► now he just wants to talk that talk to [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► that cartoon cat right you both want to [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► go look at the Zamboni at the ice rink [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► and talk about how it looks like a giant [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► dinosaur insect huh that's what you want [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► to do on mushrooms you don't want to you [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► don't want to lick and have get pegged [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► or before be a bigger so I mean you say [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► she's just to trace back for a minute [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► you're in the cab with that guy [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► obviously now you yes i'm going to talk [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► about you you know broken the ice a [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► little bit did you arrive was there some [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► kind of an equilibrium with what you [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► shared with each other did you know [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► obviously he probably had the marijuana [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► before but yeah boy that's a no she did [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► you take it right there you have the [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► cross stop right there [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► yeah yeah baby give me give me some and [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► and i wanna commingled know that 10 yeah [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► those we have more than one I had a [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► couple okay thatthat's a therapeutic [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► dose yeah it was enough that i was [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► subject to this point where it's like [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► martinis you know like yeah that's like [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► Dorothy Parker says you know i mean i [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► remember the exact quote because I take [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► adderall but better but yeah you know [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► what's not enough in whatever is too [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► many and if you have a new people who [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► would take 45 and then I think you [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► probably build up a tolerance [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► well apparently you know the thing is my [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► piece of ephedrine was fair it was [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► long-lived and in retrospect really [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► quite responsible compared to a lot of [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► people i discovered that the fucktards [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► who were ruining it for everybody [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► where the people who didn't know what [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► they were doing they would go out and [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► they would take five or six like they [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► were st. Joseph's baby aspirin and I [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► think two is responsible amount to you [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► know make a lot of courtroom exhibits in [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► my experience [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► well but I had a lot of got a lot done [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► John one of the things about speed at [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► least for me is like the whistling the [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► high pitch whistling in your head that I [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► would think that would get a lot louder [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► when when you took five I would want to [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► be that all I don't like I don't like [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► feeling my heart beat at all right right [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► i don't like really feeling it and I [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► don't when you take enough edren for a [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► while in my experience you get this [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► thing where like [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► you feel your heartbeat one number three [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► you feel alerting in your heartbeat but [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► number two this is the weirdest part you [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► know that you're about to feel a lurch [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► and your heartbeat [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► mmm seen out now with you and your down [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► facing Melvin drugs you probably never [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► got that but you were lucky to feel your [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► heart continues to beat amen [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► but i but that began me on a course [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► where the next step is because up until [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► that point in time [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► people used to our offer me cocaine all [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► the time and I would always say no [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► because i was taking well ya tengo there [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► was no good way that that was going to [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► end for me but then after this after [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► this trucker speed experience I was like [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► hmm i'll try your cocaine [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► oh it was it was gateway a pill was it [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► absolutely was the man that it was like [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► okay speedy drugs let's see what let's [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► see where this leads headed by case that [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► led into no good place I never I never [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► ended up getting pegged or doing any [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► taking in the in any kind of Las Vegas [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► scenario RT now but well no that's the [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► thing I've been now Jon get sleep at [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► them you don't but you don't you don't [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► fail to remember things that happened to [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► you when you are on when you on and [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► federal [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► how do you know that's true Dec a lot of [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► people write novels about the few state [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► good point i don't know i don't even [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► know if it's a point in time I one time [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► decided that I was going to make a [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► stencil like an art an art stencil you [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► know what I'm talking about [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► yeah you mean like sort of like the [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► thing somebody would like spray-paint [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► graffiti kinda thing we go one of those [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► kind of Frenchy not feed yard stencils [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► all your friends like a French curve yet [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► you are you're not going to like draw [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► something with a stencil you want to [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► make one from whole cloth i want to make [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► a make a stencil small cloth and so I [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► spent because i was on because i was on [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► upper drugs i spent like five hours [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► drawing [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► driving this thing in drawing this [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► picture in like the my nudist to do [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► things like in the middle of the party [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► yeah yeah exactly is sitting on a couch [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► in the middle of a party drawing and [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► just like just like so focused and you [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► would need you need a precision laser [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► laser to have cut this thing out because [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► you made a rococo stencil it was like I [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► was I was drawing i was drawing things I [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► was drawing things that a single bed of [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► pencil was not was with too thick to [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► make the lines that I had in mind [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► and then when I looked at it later i was [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► like what the flock drugs i still have [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► it i kept i would love to see that and [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► can I just say you would have fit right [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► in in our pic group because because [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► there was a lot of ephedrine and then [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► there was a lot of a lot of the [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► marijuana but you guys didn't go though [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► you guys didn't go in the direction of [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► smoking weed on the suburbs I and no no [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► not at all [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► I i think i told you once i'm done [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► cocaine exactly once really did [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► absolutely nothing for me [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► sure and it just it's you know what it [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► is maybe I don't know it would be like [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► dating somebody who's exactly like you [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► know what I mean like a like I don't [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► need more of this right and and you know [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► and there's also the element of they [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► know as Bill Cosby says and himself you [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► know you know you know i just take this [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► and it makes me more like myself what if [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► you're an asshole like that's what [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► worries me like if I had access to [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► cocaine a guy that would be a Merlin I [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► can't live with [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► yeah we should i do that we should get [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► the crack thing but i would like to talk [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► about that at some point there's no [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► there's nobody that is made better by [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► cocaine everybody thinks they are yet [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► the profundity of a heavy Rick games [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► there is nobody made better by it and as [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► you as you move either as you know [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► nobody ever not made no they're not made [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► better they they they they think that [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► they are sparkling when really they are [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► you know John god dammit your heart on a [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► lot of seventies and eighties albums [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► because as I think you have shown [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► conclusively well what is your quote [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► that they're all literally made of [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► cocaine [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► yeah and especially especially the [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► Eagles right [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► Hotel California made of cocaine at [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► fleetwood mac rumors made of cocaine and [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► that lets go okay you know her nose [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► literally fell off after that album know [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► you know here's the here's that the the [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► terrible side of the story which is the [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► Fleetwood Mac is playing tonight in [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► tacoma kind i'm not there and the other [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► than probably anything no it was recent [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► I'm not tear is that yeah my friends in [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► the cave singers tweeted earlier tonight [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► that they they were pretty sure that [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► Stevie Nicks was at the tacoma hill [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► watching catch cash cab before the show [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► which seemed seems like exactly right [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► but I refuse to see Fleetwood Mac [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► without christine mcvie and a lot of [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► people went down on ya lot of people are [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► down on me for saying that christine [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► mcvie is the George Harrison Fleetwood [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► mag I don't disagree with that but I [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► think she's I think she's key I think [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► she's crucial [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► oh yes okay yeah yeah just just in terms [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► of being a way to offset those other big [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► personalities like i don't know i don't [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► like shy like you yeah I really like you [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► make loving fun and I like I like maybe [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► three or four four songs but she's kind [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► of a skipper for me [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► oh I really I really like like three [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► Fleetwood Mac records a lot [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► yeah I like you fast-forward through the [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► christine mcvie song smile [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► ok rumors and i'm sorry mp3 generation [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► rivers is just about perfect i know that [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► could hardly be more cliche it's like [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► saying i liked the Beatles the rumors [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► rumors is a really really good record [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► and into your point John the thing that [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► you are arguably best at sequencing it's [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► a very well sequence record yes [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► don't you think that would have been a [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► different record if you listen to [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► fleetwood mac's rumors on shuffle it's a [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► different different album altogether you [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► put that record on and you start driving [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► yeah and then you you're going north of [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► this book and she gave them and then you [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► get to decide to you flip the tape right [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► around chewelah remember [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► you can flip flip again depending on the [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► edge like an insomniac ready to go bomb [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► haha that route down Mick chula tavern [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► but I mean that but yeah but I don't [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► want to go see I don't want to go I want [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► to see them Halen because she opposed [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► wolo the fuck this is like three [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► episodes it is she a punchy so she's not [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► involved anymore she doesn't want to be [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► a part of it and I think it's because [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► Lindsey Buckingham is such a fucking nut [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► bc i do not think he is off the cocaine [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► I think he's still on the cocaine he is [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► a very very frustrating character to me [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► and I think that he's very frustrated [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► and christine mcvie I don't want to [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► bring everybody he seems like he's one [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► of those guys that like he and you know [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► if your listener Lindsay like I'm i hate [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► to say this because first of all he is [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► he is one of my top 18 favorite guitar [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► players and you're an amazing guitar [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► player Lindsay I'm going to assume that [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► you're likely such a flaming like [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► empirically flaming asshole he's just [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► seems like the worst guy in the world [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► and every note that he's ever played on [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► a Fleetwood Mac record i can have no I [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► can't find a thing about it [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► even when he plays live on an acoustic [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► guitar I don't think he's ever hit a [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► sour note [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► he's kicking ass right and left his [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► don't have a solo record these four [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► years ago and and it's it's impactful [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► he's so coked up and yet he's like he's [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► like it just just laying in these [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► impeccable little bits and yet I can't [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► find it [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► I cannot find a single nice thing to say [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► about him as a as a person it's not that [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► he's ever done anything bad it's just [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► that every interview I've ever watched [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► them like Oh what an asshole [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► oh my god anywhere even have this [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► conversation and all knowing what we [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► know about Fleetwood Mac having watched [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► the classic albums episode as I know we [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► both have numerous times like it if I [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► hope even hesitated for a minute to [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► think that anybody in that band what [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► would have I don't know how you would [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► even ever talk to somebody again in that [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► van got seven figures i know that he's [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► listening and I feel bad about it [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► because we we have we have criticized [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► some of our listeners before and a lot [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► of them have stuck around okay [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► okay well let me just give you my bona [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► fides I don't know if you followed the [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► link i sent you a link [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► absolutely well doesn't matter i just [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► want to say this delivery personally [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► oh yeah I'm glad you're here for this [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► but I sent you a link to a a mash-up and [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► as you know i'm not a mash-up fan but I [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► sent you a link to attract from a [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► mash-up album called feed the animals by [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► girl talk and there's one section of [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► this one song where they take as [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► something Peppa one of those black robes [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► with blonde hair bands sure and and [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► layer it over the solo from gypsy oh I [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► think I might have heard that and that's [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► so low it tells a little story does you [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► know walk you through it [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► think about like gum and what's this one [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► called you know that the rumor song but [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► think about his his finger picking only [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► an asshole could finger pick that well [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► well this is the problem I think with [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► music is that you can be terrible [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► yeah as a person and and be connected to [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► the column of light you can inflict it [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► all about that it seems like you're no [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► well I mean I am it is because I mean [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► you've got access to the corridors of [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► power you've met some flaming assholes [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► yeah you've met a lot of flaming [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► assholes but you've also had a lot of [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► gifted people certainly it is it is so [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► great to meet somebody like Charles [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► missile and go oh my god you're so much [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► nicer than me and so much more talented [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► than me but you certainly must have met [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► your share of people backstage we like [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► this is the most execrable human being [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► I've ever met but they can still play [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► that guitar like ringing a bell [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► first of all Charles bissell is is much [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► more talented than I metal guitar but I [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► would not argue that he was nicer than [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► me but I see I see where you're coming [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► from [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► really he is nicer than you who really [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► but we both dress like us a slightly [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► retarded lesbians [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► this is this is the basis of this gets [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► back to the Oscar Wilde of the the [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► terrible paraphrase of Oscar Wilde all [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► it's the only thing worse than quitting [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► Oscar was not quoting Oscar Wilde which [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► is that you know great our great-great [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► losing one Lindsay Buckinghams [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► understand about losing to seems like [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► carelessness I had this idea in my head [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► and you have a New Yorker wild sounds [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► yesterday island cartoon where I'm stuck [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► in a fucking Island with oscar wilde [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► like under coconut tree and I would [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► strangle him after 12 no it's not Oscar [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► Wilde a cartoon version of Oscar Wilde [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► like like literally a cartoon an [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► animated Oscar Wilde it sounds like the [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► mushroom stocking job it's got kind of [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► like making sounds like chef boyardee [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► John as you know on this show we have a [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► policy of not naming names [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► yeah and so my question to you is have [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► you met people that well if this is [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► what's what's in the business called a [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► leading question i suspect that you've [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► met people that I know you're not a fan [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► but there must be foot people you've met [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► who you admire you look forward to [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► seeing and then when you meet them they [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► are either [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► well then let's just stipulate that [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► maybe they're as talented as you'd hoped [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► but have you met people on the spectrum [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► of like nice to butthole [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► I mean there must be people where you go [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► oh my god you're so cool and you're as [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► good as I thought or my gosh you're so [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► talented and you should really be [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► literally living in hell [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► I mean that the famous i have this [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► sadness kind of profound roger daltrey [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► nice guy right accepted kinda who my mom [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► off my mom was really excited to meet [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► him anyway he kind of looked up and down [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► it was like you know here's your 7b and [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► it in a bit like a computer programmer [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► and then looked away and I was like yeah [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► she's 70 should you know you're 65 [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► asshole [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► no Roger was nice but but I have this I [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► had a kind of 1-2 punch with ryan adams [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► one time where I was we were in [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► Amsterdam and we were playing a show at [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► a panda from cops called the called the [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► parody cell [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► and apparently so is this old church in [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► the center of Amsterdam and has a big [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► room which is this enormous kind of like [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► Cathedral space with a big rose window [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► and it's kind of the it's the it's the [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► main big club an instrument and then [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► there's an upstairs room which is more [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► of like the club atmosphere you can put [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► you know 300 people in there and so [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► we're playing a show there we played [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► there many times i normally uh-oh [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► or rather exclusively in the club area [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► the long winters of I've always played [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► the club upstairs and we were playing [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► there one night and ryan adams was [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► playing the the theater below and so I [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► went down and i'm sitting in this the [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► third alchemy watching him soundcheck so [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► it's it's just just him and his band and [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► the only and I'm the only person in the [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► room and i'm on the I'm like in the back [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► of the third balcony all the way at the [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► top of the theater and I'm just watching [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► soundcheck and I've never been a fan or [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► anything I didn't care about it but I [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► just when I was just watching he's [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► running through his rock band songs and [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► I was like yeah whatevs [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► and then he sent his band away and he he [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► did one song with the acoustic guitar [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► and harmonica and it was that song where [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► he goes [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► you stole all my records and you fucked [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► all my friends you know what I'm talking [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► about [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► not sure but well he's got a song where [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► he says he's stolen my records and you [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► fucked my friends and then he plays the [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► harmonica solo by records right now my [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► friends we're going to weigh when [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► harmonica and I'm sitting up in the in [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► the theater and I'm like this is a [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► fucking great song it really like [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► holding room and I was the only one in [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► the room but I was [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► the room but I was [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► rooted in the spot like this is [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► incredible if I could do this if I could [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► stand there with an acoustic guitar and [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► harmonica and make that much music like [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► why does he even have this band on tour [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► with him whatever he doesn't need a bass [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► player and drummer he doesn't all these [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► amplifiers like this is a guy that's got [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► it [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► he's really got it and I i walked out of [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► that sound check was just like got [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► whatever anybody says about ryan adams [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► i'm never gonna have a bad word to say [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► about him again because that was that [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► was an astonishing soundcheck and you [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► know I i I'm I'm lucky that I have seen [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► a lot of sound checks you know I get [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► just kinda see bands do that thing where [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► they we're just warming up and they they [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► make that magical song and I've had it [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► to myself where you doing a soundcheck [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► you're running through a song in the [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► room is coming together [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► the sound is coming together you just [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► like god i wish that i wish the room had [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► been full to see that because that was a [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► great that's kinda it's an intimate [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► moment it's a moment where you feel [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► relaxed singing this and you know it's [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► listen you're just like here I go and [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► you do the sound check and it's just [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► incredible I've seen some amazing sound [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► checks but this was one of them [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► well so later on that afternoon I'm out [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► in the PM about in Amsterdam that look [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► at the lights plane which is a which is [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► square that's very close to the Paradiso [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► and it's a it's one of those big squares [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► and amsterdam where they're all the [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► restaurants have outside tables and [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► everybody's drinking beer and their [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► jugglers and there are people doing [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► street art and there are a lot of very [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► beautiful girls on bicycles with their [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► little fucking bells their little like [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► condescending bells as they're right [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► trying to ride through this [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► the this crowd of tourists singing thing [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► me the stone tourists everywhere these [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► like beautiful girls are just trying to [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► get home to their tall houses their [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► narrow narrow homes their narrow homes [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► of their tall staircases and you're just [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► sitting there at it in the light plane [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► and it's like this is Amsterdam i'm [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► having a time and there's a guy a street [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► performer and he's got some marionettes [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► and the marionettes one of them is [TS]

01:02:31 ◼   ► playing the guitar and the other Mary [TS]

01:02:33 ◼   ► and that is playing the piano and [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► they're tall they're like [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► three-foot-tall marionettes and he's out [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► there performing and that's an easy one [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► guys working marionettes he's working [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► these to marry events one of the play [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► the guitar one of them is playing a the [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► piano and the he's got a boom box and [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► they're like jamming to some tunes and [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► I'm sitting I'm sitting there you know [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► with my with my fanta and i'm watching [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► this guy and I'm thinking you know how [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► does a guy like this who made it [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► obviously makes his own marionettes he [TS]

01:03:06 ◼   ► comes out here into the lights plane [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► he's jamming along to some Elton John [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► what is to marionettes like what is this [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► guy's life look like he he probably [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► lives in a squat [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► he's got a roommate that collects salt [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► from around the room you know this guy [TS]

01:03:23 ◼   ► is but there's some some girl that like [TS]

01:03:27 ◼   ► collect salt but he's got a he's got a [TS]