Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello ipod hi Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► early in the morning Charlie was merely [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► things are good i made the mistake this [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► morning of getting a quad americano and [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► thanks for expressions with water [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► um yeah and it's too much it's too much [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► it you start the day you start the day [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► just on a on a jeep ride down a Costa [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► Rican mountain road John Roderick for [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► quantum Aeronautics and never have a [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► feeling like you really need to reach [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► your destination so I'm sitting here and [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► I'm you know I'm simultaneously agitated [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► and excited yeah but also you [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► oh yes cramping and you know one foot is [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► going through and if you're still eating [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► the glutens how much worse that would be [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► it's a lot to ask your body did [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► it's a deal with write it right away and [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► last night the last thing I ate before I [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► went to bed with it was a bunch of [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► indian food so I have so much to say [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► about this [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► yeah that's that's funny you should say [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► that this is a terrific topic [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► um yeah I woke up and I you know I had a [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► good night's sleep i got up and my part [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► too if you like is that I had two small [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► cups of espresso they were not large but [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► they were pretty intense demitasse yeah [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► and actually one of things I want to [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► talk to you about is a new workflow that [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► I've been doing that's really a bad idea [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► oh yeah but I love what you're about bad [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► new workflow yeah well it's about time [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► lifehack i am well first I have [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► something on my list i want to share [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► with you which is that i have discovered [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► a brand of canned chili that I like wait [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► a minute hold the presses [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► yeah lay it on me well the problem is i [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► want [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► it suggests should we should we as men [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► responsible for podcast yes up and I the [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► problem is my workflow I don't know how [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► this happens but i have had my first [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► dinner at night and with my family and [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► then nigga you know they go off to sleep [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► and I'm sitting there you send them off [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► to send them off site thanks thanks for [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► your time [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► huh well we'll circle back in the [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► morning and then I go and I watch you [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► know whatever is on TV on my version of [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► TV so I'm sitting there and watching [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► homeland and say hmm you know it's 1024 [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► long time since my last dinner at his [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► first dinner and then I think I think [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► you know it's a way to myself I should [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► have a little snack and I this is part [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► of the workflow the part of the workflow [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► is deceiving myself into thinking maybe [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► I'll have a piece that maybe have half a [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► piece of fruit [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► aight or maybe you know maybe I could I [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► could have something that we very simple [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► it wouldn't make dishes i think one [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► slice of frozen bacon and then I see the [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► collection of wolf brand can chili [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► staring me in the face [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► wolf brand apart into a bowl and about a [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► hundred and eighteen seconds later i'm [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► literally eating a can of chili at [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► ten-twenty of name and I can eat the [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► whole thing if there's leftover rice [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► leftover noodles leftover anything i'll [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► put it over leftover chili I don't [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► fucking care of course I'm sitting there [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► I'm sitting there watching watching [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► television in Chile 1020 right now that [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► that's the part 1 because the part two [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► is gonna get up in the morning and i [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► have two espressos sure so you're still [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► our there's a lot to talk about here for [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► sure your powered by yesterday's chili [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► and then you put some you put like [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► high-octane fuel right on top of that [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► but I mean like if it's almost like a [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► little kid science class we first make [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► the baking soda volcanoes you know what [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► I mean it's like baking soda before bed [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► a nice nice nice big cup of vinegar in [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► the more ya outside of Krakatoa I at a [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► certain point in the in the you know in [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► the in the pump chili years I got very [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► suspicious of what was in canned chili [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► such that even though in the course of [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► the typical day in modern life there are [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► 25 different things you put in your body [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► where you cannot possibly know what [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► has gone on yeah and the more convenient [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► that food is the smaller the ingredients [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► are on the label and the lesson of care [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► right now you just need to get to the [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► next thing so yeah that's something on [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► your face [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► ok I'll eat this and you know it was [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► that it's probably its I mean definitely [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► some portion of this has been extruded [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► from an extruder but I'm gonna eat it [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► but chilly just just started to like [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► that I would stand in the grocery store [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► chili oil and I would look at these cans [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► of chili and it's been reading the back [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► i'm searching the label for clues and I [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► just started to feel like this [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► particular product it's too easy to [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► sneak 20-percent rodent hair all right [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► into this product it's just too easy as [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► they're cooking up this chilly for [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► everything to be in it and i got i can't [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► really stay get scared and it was it was [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► just like freaked out about it at you [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► know you get those little I don't have [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► to tell you you get a little thing on [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► the horizon you get a little point on a [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► little little spot on the vanishing [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► point who the just it's like somebody [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► standing there with a mirror in the hot [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► Sun you're like what is that / ah and so [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► I started going to the hippie store and [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► buying vegan chili which is taking its [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► healthy it's got to be there's got to be [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► good stuff in here right it's terrible [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► it's that it's it's awful but it is you [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► know i have discussed this i think [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► before it's a chilly base and then it's [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► got the beans got vegetables and it's [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► got some kind of fake meat in the form [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► of of soy a textured vegetable protein [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► can write yeah and then you know that I [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► throw a couple pounds of hamburger that [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► I have sourced and I feel like a beta i [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► feel like i made a kind of like workable [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► compromise but it means that chili is [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► now an involved process for me I can't [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► just go get because it can of this vegan [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► stuff we just pop it open at ten twenty [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► at night [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► throw it over some leftover rice your [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► spear really sad [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► Oh me I mean it completely changes the [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► equation because you might as well go [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► make a beef wellington [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► yes now now first of all you're making [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► dishes I don't like making dishes nope [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► and not a 10 out of 10 20 at night but I [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► hundred percent agree [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► I you know you got me into the idea of [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► canned chili a few years ago and i've [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► been i've been exploring it quietly on [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► my own and based on what's easy to get [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► because i don't want to go anything too [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► complicated obviously personally I don't [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► wanna go down the vegan chili right i [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► don't know browning meat it's 930 at [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► night [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► nope you know and you know what is [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► around that you could bring on that and [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► having your freezer sure but the thing [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► about wolf brand chili [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► mhm I I like it I like it in concept [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► there's a there's a little bit like wolf [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► brand it's a little bit on the nose [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► well but I feel like it if you are [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► endorsing wolf brand chili and you feel [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► like they're feel like they're high [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► quality of ingredients and I'm and a [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► minimum like a workable percentage of [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► like mice and rats that have fallen into [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► the machines [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► uh-huh then yes I mean stress probably a [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► Texas rounding error i don't think they [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► deliberately put a lot in but wash on [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► there just so this is a perfect topic so [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► many angles on this guy i was just [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► reading about different kinds of kin [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► chilies and i learned that i could get [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► the wolf chili which is one of those [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► like how like a fake cult food it's one [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► of those things like course kind of [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► thing where you can get outside [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► ah of course you were reading up on [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► canned chili that you never occurred to [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► me to do well yeah but let's let's take [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► a step back side can be there guys [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► bootleg wolf chili [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► well now i think i think Smokey and the [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► Bandit blue doors open and now you know [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► because of distribution improvements in [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► the internet you can get wolf chili [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► places now places like California but i [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► want to buy something you said which is [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► really true and I don't want to you know [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► go too far back into the pump chili [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► thing but it's worth repeating for new [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► people is that is if you think about the [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► 18 not it's not food chain it's not a [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► pyramid but if you think about the idea [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► of like up here you got the couch and [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► grass that's kind of the canonical cow [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► and then at some point that cow gets [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► made up into different images muscles [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► get sliced up into different kinds of [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► cuts into oh well this is a fillet this [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► is a flat iron steak like this probably [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► not [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► surpassing number of sewing needles and [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► rat poop in this exotic meats yes [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► yeah but then it gets you further and [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► further down the line it's been sluice [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► more and more ways [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► pretty soon you got stuff like chicken [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► nuggets which are made out of all the [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► parts of chicken that we couldn't just [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► serve as a piece of chicken but we don't [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► throw it away right there's a guy in [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► knee-high boots [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► yep with a hose chicken boots with a [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► hose and he's spraying the chicken [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► nuggets parts into a hole in the floor [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► haha and then underneath that whole [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► floor there's some machine that's making [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► chicken nuggets [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► yes we're friends call that role the [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► hoser [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► I draw the line at that guy alright and [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► then on the other if you want to sit [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► down a different branch you've got [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► variety meats you've got all the [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► different pieces like when you go to go [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► to the grocery store you'll see like you [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► know not prominently displayed because [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► you know you can get the hood of the pig [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► you can get the snout of the pig was a [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► lot of folks in my neighborhood are [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► making that into food for the family [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► that's like a totally that's like a [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► normal thing but you know you're right [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► though the thing with chili is chili is [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► like the result of a board meeting [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► chilis like somebody said we got all of [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► this like Grady meet we're not sure what [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► to do with how could we use not too much [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► of that plus flavors to put stuff in a [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► can [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► yeah so I mean if you start from the [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► concept as Chile not as this great [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► country frontier food you know with [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► farm-to-table beef you start kind of [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► reverse engineer your chili you're going [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► to realize there's a lot of stuff in [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► there that's based on like financial [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► expediency [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► well it's true but I had a very [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► interesting conversation about a school [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► year and a half ago with my good friend [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► Kurt timber meister I've ever introduce [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► you to Curt timber meister I don't think [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► I know Curt Curt timber meister a is a [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► is a man of certain age and he used to [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► own a cafe in seattle called the cafe [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► city M which was kind of French food but [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► done in the style of the early nineties [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► which is to say you know he had chili [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► key lays on his menu it wasn't like it [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► wasn't authentically French it was [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► French ish [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► dude who and that was a cafe that i [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► spent sometimes five days a week in I [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► would just go I'd sit the sit at a table [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► it was you know back when you could [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► smoke in a cafe so I would sit in the [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► back and I would smoke and drink coffee [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► and then I would have food and people [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► would come visit with me my friends were [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► there i would sometimes get mail there [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► it was like what my little home pad [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► thank you like a little like a Pacific [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► Northwest Hemingway yeah what he was [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► able to court [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► there was no drinking there's no alcohol [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► drinking it was post alcohol times but [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► um but it wasn't yet all day long you [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► could sit in there and been and and that [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► the constituency would turn over a [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► couple of times in the morning you have [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► your morning friends and then the [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► afternoon friends would come in and then [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► you could even take it into the evening [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► friends just in this one place anyway at [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► a certain point at the end of the [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► nineties curtain burmeister decided that [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► he had was fed up with running a cafe [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► fed up with Broadway and he took his he [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► sold his business he took the money he [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► took the ferry boat over to Vashon [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► Island which is the hippie island off [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► the off the coast of Seattle here and he [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► bought himself fifty or a hundred acres [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► of farm and there was a little old cabin [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► on it and he started to he got a couple [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► of cows you got a couple of pigs got [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► some chickens and he started to be a [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► gentleman farmer and a certain point he [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► started having a dinner at his house [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► where the premise was he he invited the [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► first group of people to the dinner and [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► then the subsequent dinner you had to be [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► either a member of that first group or [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► recommended by somebody in the first [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► group who write it became a kind of like [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► pyramid scheme of guests where you had [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► to be somehow connected to somebody who [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► already been at the dinner [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► IDK yet actually come with them i think [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► you have to be their guest and [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► everything at the dinner [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► Curt grew on his own property [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► Wow except for the coffee the sugar the [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► salt and the wheat and [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► think and he tried to source those [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► things from within 30 miles of Vashon [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► Island anyway it became a very early one [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► of these it was like one of the first of [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► these events where everything that were [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► eating at the table is y unos communal [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► style meal everything it was made here [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► like actually grazed here on this farm [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► so we know exactly know everything that [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► these cows have ever eaten and then the [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► milk and the cheese we made from you [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► know that it's all from that these same [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► cows and considerate center like and it [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► was it was a it became as you can [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► imagine a really understand it must be a [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► hot ticket [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► it was a hot ticket and and so at a [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► certain point it got out of control and [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► Kurt started making people write essays [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► to see if they can you know like it [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► because because he would announce a [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► dinner there were hundreds or 50 seats [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► at the table and their be 5,000 people [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► wanting to go a lot of work [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► yeah so it became it became a lot of [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► work and eventually he stopped doing [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► that now he does now he's just making [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► artisanal cheeses and selling them in [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► any edges he's opening a little store [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► here in Seattle where he just sells his [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► artisanal cheese but I what the heck was [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► i have the the provenance of chili [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► alright so I'm on a radio program at one [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► point about a year and a half ago and [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► we're talking about the gray that gray [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► beef that was on the cause celeb a year [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► or two ago [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► you know what i'm talking about the OPA [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► think pink slime pink slime time I shall [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► gosh am talking about pink slime on the [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► radio and the its public radio so the [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► public radio of this Luke no it's not [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► Luke Luke is hardly public radio this is [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► like actual like Public Radio so that is [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► what is that where the public has a [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► component in it it's not just look [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► burbank talking [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► and the host says what pink slime am i [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► right am i right [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► nobody likes pink slime the worst let's [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► go to let's go to euchre temper meister [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► a gentleman farmer legendary sort of [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► epicurean and you know natural food [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► advocate how do you feel about pink [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► slime pretty bad right and kurta my [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► stream and I respect greatly said [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► actually if i had the technology to [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► create pink slime we're on our farm i [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► would do it in a second and you could [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► hear across the attal the collective [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► gasp of all the people who were like [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► what our hero curtain burmeister pink [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► slime and he said listen there's nothing [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► about pink slime that you're not eating [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► already it's just all the parts of the [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► cow that you can't scrape off [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► I mean you know if I could sit with an [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► exacto knife and scrape all the little [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► bits of beef out of all the little [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► corners it's just saying it's just the [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► beef that was right next to the beef [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► that we cut off like a natural result of [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► peak beef like you can't afford to waste [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► any of this week we could use this for [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► yeah right look look look at photos here [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► of it and it looks it is pink and [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► extruded and it looks kind of like so [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► it's all those pieces they did where the [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► slurry it all together and then it comes [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► out like soft-serve I guess they boil [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► the boil the cow or somehow they get [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► that look those little bits out whom [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► they much it all together and it becomes [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► a kind of toothpaste of liking of beef [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► but Kurt a guy that you know that i [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► would expect if he had if he had real [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► issues with pink slime he would you know [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► he'd be all over it was it wasn't it was [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► a softball pitch to him and he was like [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► listen as a farmer as somebody who like [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► routinely butchers a cow and feels [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► pretty bad about all of the stuff that [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► just goes into dog food [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► like if I could scrape all that stuff [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► off and put in Chile I would do it and [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► it's not bad for you and it's not you [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► know it's it's not i think i think it [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► gets bad when you start bleaching it and [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► colouring it and yeah i mean if the the [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► i would say the main beef if you like [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► with pink slime would be that you're not [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► sure what parts came it came from wells [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► in there and you get into the Mad Cow [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► thing where if you've got a whole bunch [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► of different cows from different places [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► imagine to make pink slime with [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► economies of scale you're gonna have to [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► have counter is there's going to be [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► brains in there there's going to be [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► eyelashes I mean that's not stuff that I [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► want [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► ok but it's very hard for me living in [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► an industrial society to know where to [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► draw the line [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► oh yeah because you know you go to [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► places like for instance up here in the [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► northwest we have a thing called taco [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► time which is a chain but it's a night [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► it's a nice chain i said i said i [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► described taco time as fast food to my [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► mom the other day and she was offended [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► she was like taco times not fast food is [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► it like an in-and-out burger thing [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► yeah yes it's precisely that it's a it's [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► a higher cut of a fast-food mhm but [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► they've got 25 locations or something [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► like that they are not they are not [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► petting and cooing to their cows and [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► calling them by name as they lead them [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► into into like a lavender scented [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► abattoir they're buying beef on the [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► market you know and you're and you are [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► dependent on somebody up the up the food [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► chain that you didn't that you never met [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► that guy in the boots with the hose was [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► like well you know do we throw do we do [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► we throw the eyelashes away or do we put [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► them in the pan burger [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► uh-huh well I've tried to in my [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► experimenting with the different chilies [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► i am a little bit of a label reader [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► mhm and I mean just on the face of it [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► was the other one the other brand that [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► I've been getting that's like okay good [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► well first of all I mean let's be honest [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► like on the face of it you look at [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► canned chili and i haven't had a dog and [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► a pretty long time but you know I think [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► if you dumped out a thing of dogs you [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► know i'm thinking the seventies dog food [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► so i might already be on the wrong page [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► but I mean if you dumped out what I [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► remember canned dog food [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► me like you dumped that out and then [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► dumped out you know even premium canned [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► chili next to it I i wonder how [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► different they look [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► yeah yeah they're not even adult food [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► that's true that's true then might be [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► eyelashes but like with this I mean like [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► for example was the other brand I've [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► been getting 12 beginning for a while [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► that's really easy to get is checking my [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► online grocery shopping list here [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► stags a stag yes which is you know which [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► is fine but you know the first [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► ingredient is water [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► you know I think the second ingredient [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► is you know the thing is the meat [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► doesn't show up for her blanket but you [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► know the first the first ingredient on [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► the on the on the wolf chili is you know [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► meat is that right yeah that crazy i [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► don't see how that's even possible but [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► it's got chunks and it's got ground and [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► you know I'm sure I'm sure the process [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► of making that is is horrific but uh but [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► but I enjoy it [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► I i think it's i think it's good i mean [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► it's canned chili we expect you know you [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► know a lot of our listeners a lot of our [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► listeners to this program are in foreign [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► countries like Australia New Zealand [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► just that right [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► the United Kingdom and although our [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► neighbors to the north in Canada listen [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► to the program we share a culture with [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► the Canadians are Canadians have great [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► plains they have cowboys they have chili [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► but I'm i wonder if Chile particularly [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► canned chili is the thing that they have [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► in Germany or the united kingdom [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► that's a good question people may be [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► listening to this program and scratching [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► their heads and going we've been talking [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► about Chilean awful lot because you know [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► I remember the first time I went to the [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► United Kingdom and i ordered a root beer [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► this is a long time ago and nobody knew [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► what i was talking about and finally [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► some guy leaned over and he was like [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► listen mate he said in an English accent [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► said listen root beer is another North [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► American thing we don't have it here we [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► make it tastes gross it tastes like [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► medicine who was like tastes like [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► medicine [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► nothing to talk to somebody from the UK [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► that root beer is amazing are you [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► kidding me with you people don't know [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► what this is back when you couldn't even [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► get a you couldn't find a taco in all of [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► Europe but I was like root beer you [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► gotta get hip to repair their like now [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► we've had it with you know it [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► there are places that are like you've [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► got a drink American root beer and it's [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► a whole thing it's kind of like you know [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► fish and chips or whatever inc you know [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► like that the weird export and no one in [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► the United Kingdom liked it so then [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► accept fast forward several years I was [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► there on to her and I was staying I'm [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► staying with the weather a good friend [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► who lives there and he said as we're [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► driving back to his house he was like [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► listen mate I've got some I got a big [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► surprise for you and I was like really [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► tell me more and he said I got you some [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► root beer I know how much you like it [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► and i actually was excited when I got [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► back to his place and there and he had [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► root beer and it was honestly called [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► something like American root beer USA [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► style American root beer and I drank it [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► and it tasted like medicine it was [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► terrible [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► it tastes like cough syrup interesting [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► but they haven't haven't gotten the good [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► stuff because like what is the matter [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► with you guys you don't like oh you come [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► over to America I know English people [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► have been to America you surely have had [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► a hires root beer [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► it's just a simple canned like we can [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► ship it to you if if if you're too [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► confused I've never had a decent root [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► beer in in Europe in the in all the [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► years that's weird [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► and when I talk about it together now [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► maybe that's changed in the last four [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► years and maybe there's been a root beer [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► revolution and everybody that's [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► listening to this podcast that's 25 [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► years old is like what are you talking [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► about mate love an American rape ya [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► route Barry kidding me that we've always [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► had it but the truth is no they have no [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► roof you're there and I can be I don't [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► even I can't even imagine what's going [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► on in Australia there they probably [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► flavor it with scorpions for something [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► we're in New Zealand man that changed [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► the way I think about bacon you know [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► we're over here they they call what [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► we've got here streaky bacon continue [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► their beacons like ham and it's good [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► it's real good i like Irish bacon too [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► but the the bacon I got in New Zealand I [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► be [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► you know what I wasn't eating at [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► McDonald's where they have the best [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► mcdonalds in the world i was seriously a [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► cut above the mcdonalds is a streaky [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► bacon my college class turkey bacon this [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► is the junk we here and like I don't [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► want you know when i try to buy like a [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► halfway decent bacon and it's just a big [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► piece of fat [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► yes it's a mean like that as that that [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► much higher up the food chain than a [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► wolf chili when I will have in Romania [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► when you get bacon it's just fast it's [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► just the rind and they eat it kind of [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► like raw ish we not not really cooked [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► down because you know if you cook though [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► if you cook the ride down it just you [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► cook it down the stairs so you'll show [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► up at somebody's house and they'll be [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► like you know they'll give you a little [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► appetizer or you or you go into a [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► restaurant and bacon is on the menu and [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► you order it and it's just the fatty [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► ride that you're meant to kind of sit [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► and chew on our-our-our this for fatty [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► right at one point I was talking to a [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► guy and I said hey what's the deal [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► what's the deal with your bacon like if [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► you could you just move the knife over a [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► little bit you'll get nice to get some [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► meat on there and he thought about it [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► for a little while and he said the [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► American pigs have have meat on their [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► bacon but romanian pigs don't i don't [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► have any like a life of leisure they [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► don't have me on the record no and then [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► I got developed it was the opposite he [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► felt he felt it was it was clear to me [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► that this guy was a butcher at was a a [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► poet and not a butcher and did not [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► understand that you know that yes [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► romanian pigs also had meat it was he [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► was expressing he was expressing a sort [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► of collective inferiority complex of his [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► nation that he was sure that the bet [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► that the answer to my question was that [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► Romanian pigs didn't have as much meat [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► because they were they were you know [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► lesser lesser pigs how bet that chili I [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► mean chili definitely seems like a what [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► Southwestern regional version but look [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► of a certain kind of food like a goulash [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► kind of food that you can get lots of [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► places maybe it's a kind of goulash when [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► you say [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► I would have would the the addition of [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► beans is is the thing like if you put [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► beans in goulash in Hungary they would [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► be I think upset they would be mad [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► that's not canonical I don't know I'm [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► it's going to be interesting to hear i'm [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► sure we're going to get lots of the [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► replies from our help people reply to us [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► we don't have an email address you know [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► I suggested to you the the other day [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► that we do a reader mail but then we [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► have to we have to have email you know [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► what here's what I'll do I'll go in and [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► I'll go into the content management [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► system and i will make it very easy for [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► people to contact you [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► haha can you imagine that the reader [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► mail that we would get I think people [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► will find a way to contact you no matter [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► yeah when you ask them to contact you [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► they will stay will surely contact you [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► I have so many things to ask of our [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► listeners but i never do I never depart [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► partly it's because because I feel like [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► a university we could do the opposite of [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► our listeners male we should just we [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► should just get send them little male a [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► grown-up you should individual just ask [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► rhetorical questions in an aha ok i [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► pulled up just quickly close this thread [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► excited yeah I gotta get the ingredients [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► first a guy got the ingredients for wolf [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► and they're young they're both pretty [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► the wolf so and as we know here in the [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► states the ingredients go in the order [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► of how would you describe it what [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► there's the most of in it sure is not [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► for eating green one that's a good thing [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► I'm they're probably people who don't [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► know that that that's the first [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► ingredient you see is what there is the [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► most of by I guess mass right and a lot [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► of times that is sugar or water water [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► and sugar [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► yea high fructose corn syrup know so so [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► so for the stagg chili number one [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► ingredient water now number two beef [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► number three tomatoes for beans number 5 [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► kidney beans so I guess those are [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► technically beans [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► I don't know tomato paste hydrated [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► onions not too bad all the way down the [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► line you end up with bell peppers and [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► spices wolf chili number one ingredient [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► meet ingredients / n beef comma pork [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► number two [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► diced tomatoes in juice number three [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► prepared pink beans b-stock green bell [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► peppers tomato puree onions [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► I'm pretty certain they get less than [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► you go down to the less than 2% of you [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► got soy flour salt flavor and sugar [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► right but you know first ingredient meet [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► that's pretty good [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► that is good and uh he didn't say [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► eyelashes anywhere on there that might [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► be the two percent but you know the [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► thing is what I was a you know I was [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► waiting for you to finish your job your [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► activities earlier i was reading up arm [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► look at wikipedia and learning about [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► wolf chili they used to have a Model T [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► you can look this up is a wonderful [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► hilarious silly wikipedia entry they had [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► a Model T that where they made it like a [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► fake and it looks like like like the [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► wienermobile before going over there we [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► have a big can of chili and right behind [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► the big can get a wolf in a cage and [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► then we drive around a Model T with fake [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► and chili and a wolf while it on the [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► nose but pretty amusing that is amusing [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► but that would knock them dead at a [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► County Fair imagine to take them on the [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► road how complicated that would be you [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► have to like get gas like maintain the [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► model t make sure the can was up to [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► snuff and owned by the way to deal with [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► a wolf [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► you know the thing about a wolf is [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► speaking as somebody who's been [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► proximate to some wolves even wolves in [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► cages even wolves that are changed to a [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► cement floor when we really you are [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► I would play the DNG module of your life [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► at something when you are standing next [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► to a wall even a wolf chained to a [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► cement floor in a Cal Worthington for [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► auto dealership [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► the wolf is terrifying and and the you [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► are at energies are being communicated [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► to you and your body that are [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► prehistoric and you know in your in your [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► adult mind that the wolf cannot get you [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► but you are never ever ever so a aware [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► of of of being prey it was going to say [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► it's what what really that it is like [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► the canonical predator there's nothing [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► about a wolf that isn't predatory yeah [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► and and if you're if you're standing it [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► near a a bear of like a a wild bear i [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► even change a concrete floor and even if [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► it's changing economy forever if a [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► bear's change or concrete floor and he [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► could escape his chains all of a sudden [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► he would he would plow through some [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► people but his main goal would be like [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► get out right and if you're and I've [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► encountered quite a few bears in nature [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► and the bear unless the bear has no [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► other option really they just turn and [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► run like they don't even big bears they [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► just turn and run and those bears you [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► know the Bears that attack people in [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► Alaska it's almost always a case where [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► somebody is down at a salmon choked [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► fishing stream and they're plowing [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► through head high brush and they you [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► know they come in between a bear and [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► something else and it's just like he [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► even people who are aware of all the [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► dangerous you know they kind of like oh [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► shit i forgot my tool kit back in the [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► truck I'll be right back and they they [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► forget their precautions they don't make [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► enough noise they don't ring a bell or [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► whatever and I've run into bears like on [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► a trail where it's like here comes a [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► bear and here comes me and uh porcupine [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► in that situation will stand its ground [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► and and force you to move off the trail [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► as the while the porcupine walks along [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► right like a porcupine will face you [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► down but a bear will turn and split [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► nope but a wolf roof like a wolf in a [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► place like that with it broke its chains [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► it just gives you the feeling that it [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► would go around and personally shred [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► each person in the place on his way to [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► the door like clothes feel like that [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► like that like it like a imagine if like [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► you had like an arnold schwarzenegger [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► like a terminator but like in a group [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► that could communicate like wolves seem [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► to always have a plan for like Maximum [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► Destruction yeah yeah they're interested [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► you're trying to get away then [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► the that's what's amazing is like one [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► glancing blow from a bear could like [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► knock your car over there stood the [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► heads on those things are enormous [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► they're so strong but he's going to get [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► on with their thing they want to get out [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► of count Worthington's ford dealership [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► and just go back to their honey bunny or [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► whatever [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► Yeah Yeah Yeah right there not a wolf [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► the wolf is going to take out as many [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► people as you can [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► he's like a CIA agent I just yeah I feel [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► like I feel like driving around in a [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► Model T that's shaped like a can of [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► chili pulling a wolf in a cage you you [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► are every time you you pull over to get [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► gas [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► you're going to sit in the cabin that [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► car and you're gonna be like okay I'm [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► getting out now right and i'm gonna go [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► back and put gas in the car and the wolf [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► is going to be right there and he's [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► gonna be staring at him he's had [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► Johnny's had a lot of time to think he's [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► had a lot of time to work the angles did [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► you have to test the tensile strength of [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► the cage to look at that farcical lock [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► you have like with the bread ty holding [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► on [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► yeah he's sitting there and he's just [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► you know he's just staring at you while [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► you're pumping gas is just breathing [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► like oh just breathing fumes and he and [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► he's just thinking to himself like one [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► day motherfucker [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► one day one day you're gonna forget to [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► put that lock back on one day you're [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► gonna read in a region it's like it's [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► like how did Hannibal Lecter do it [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► diverged in for the keys or whatever and [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► all of a sudden he's played and hanging [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► up in the inside the cage and Hannibal [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► Lecter is wearing his skin and it's just [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► exactly what was thinking that exact [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► same shit just like he might drive [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► around like he's got a really long game [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► where he would actually learn to drive [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► from here to observe he would later the [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► skin of the wolf truck driver and go [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► around and just quietly slowly cause a [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► huge amount of very confusing [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► destruction [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► listen this is historically based think [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► about the wolves that that literally [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► where sheep's clothing they don't [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► literally bursting yeah the what you [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► think that's just some added shut that [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► was an analogy didn't you ever see the [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► clip the Bugs Bunny cartoon I'm sorry [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► you know it's we did we watch them on [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► the first chronicles of narnia movie [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► last night and it rejuvenated my my [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► extreme fear of wolves [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► yeah they're they're really scary and [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► this lab we should get the Coyotes you [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► get like this coyotes in Golden Gate [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► Park as coyotes in my neighborhood I see [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► them all the time like now what you [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► doing a wolf or coyote well a lot of [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► difference between a coyote looks like a [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► looks like a kind of wild dog face box [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► yeah like a big box like a like whenever [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► you see a coyote there's always like a [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► double-take triple take thing where [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► you're like that's weird dog that can be [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► like an Australian sheepdog or something [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► well yeah you know the thing about dogs [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► as i understand it is that we've bred [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► them into all these breeds for our [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► particular needs and for our friendship [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► and whatever other myths were telling [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► ourselves about dogs but if you take if [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► you take some dogs of everybody let's [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► say you take a like a miniature bulldog [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► and a shar-pei and a great day and a and [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► a husky and you let him run free and [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► they made with each other that first [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► generation of dogs will be pretty [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► weird-looking and then the second [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► generation of dogs will start to look [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► like all the same kind of like general [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► serve dog and then by the third [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► generation they will all have reverted [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► immediately reverted to that kind of [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► East African dog if you go online and [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► you look new google like one of those [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► like prototypical fucking dogs yeah [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► google ethiopian dog or something and [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► you're going to get this check sort of [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► yellow a dog with big ears that's got [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► like kind of long legs God and it just [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► looks like a just like it you heard dog [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► and if you leave dogs alone and just let [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► him meet with each other and don't [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► monkey with them it's only a few [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► generations before all that specialized [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► breeding is just wiped out and they're [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► back to her dog so a coyote is kind of a [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► like to me at least a variation on the [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► her dog and I think even maybe a little [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► bit smaller than ethiopian [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► her dog i found an infographic [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► discussing the differences between the [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► wolf and the coyote and it's pretty [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► clear the coyote looks like a big dog [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► yeah it's got the small nose pad narrow [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► snout long years with pointed tips the [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► wolf you got a large nose pad which is [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► super cute rod snout and the short years [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► with rounded tips and incredible [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► intelligence behind the eyes that is [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► coyote looks as they would say wiley but [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► the wolf looks fucking tough very tough [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► and very much bent on planning your [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► instruction Plata County was being kind [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► of in the mind of a jackal [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► yeah right yeah that's that that's close [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► to her dog and when I see coyotes in my [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► own neighborhood i am always like you [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► know you do catch your breath and go [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► like oh wow look at that anything was [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► just wild animals move give us [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► yes something really like the thing is [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► there's a dog out there the doctor just [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► be acting like a fucking dog and running [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► around being stupid right you'll see it [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► when you see like a coyote or even a [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► raccoon for that matter and they freeze [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► and they look at you and the way they [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► scurry away is is so chilling so chilly [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► yeah the the cut the coyote when he runs [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► he has that kind of loped that like cup [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► up top where they just have a confidence [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► they have a confidence that is that is [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► inspiring and when I go out for late [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► night walks in my neighborhood was late [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► night walks where I expect to be [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► covering some ground so I'd and so I [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► don't bring a seminar I do have my my [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► staff [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► let's call it my walking staff and I am [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► mindful uh because I that I'm much more [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► I'm much more worried that someone's [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► some asshole Rottweilers going to get [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► out [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► not the Rottweilers an asshole but some [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► assholes with Rottweiler anime [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► Rottweilers are very susceptible lets [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► the pickle problem I mean you know [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► proximity to assholes his dad for some [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► yards right and so i'll be walking [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► through this neighborhood and it's just [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► like and I know that there are some [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► assholes in this neighborhood and I know [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► that they have Rottweilers are pit bulls [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► and if I have one of them gets out and [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► this is and we just have one of these [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► encounters i need to be prepared to use [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► a combination of my staff and my wits [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► who and my SAS dagger roof to smoke [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► bombs you can throw and help you [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► disappear like that man i do to dispatch [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► this dog but when when I think about a [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► coyote [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► I'm I'm a hundred percent sure that no [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► coyote whatever attack me but I but you [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► know I I want to be prepared for like [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► what if you twist an ankle and fall down [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► a slope [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► oh and he brings a friend yeah and then [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► there's coyotes around and they're like [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► you know all the same your late-night [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► chili yeah you can't hear you [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► they can't hear you up on the highway [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► because the cars are two out and you're [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► down there and your senior staff is out [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► of reach that the role of Shaving throw [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► what the hell that's right what the hell [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► are you gonna do you know you need to be [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► prepared but that's what did I put that [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► cat I told you about this deny the cat [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► that we had in our backyard [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► I like an American cat well I i have to [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► say i'm pretty well kind of i'm kind of [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► fascinated by a semi domestic animals [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► that really probably are kind of a bad [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► idea to have around the obviously [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► someone's this tragic it's really tragic [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► what can happen when you when you get [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► the wrong kind of dog around the wrong [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► kind of people think for example about [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► how I guess with my daughter [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► we're like big dogs are not freaked out [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► by a child little dogs are very freaked [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► out by a child [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► yeah haven't you ever seen this but the [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► little dogs are very intimidated by [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► something that's kind of their size and [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► that's that's when you get bitten stop [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► big dogs could give a fucking good [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► writing they don't care but but now i [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► know we had a think it was about this we [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► had this weird situation worth suddenly [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► there was this huge we've been having a [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► lot of crows lately and I'm really [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► trying to keep my cool about it trying [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► to stay inside keep my face where they [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► can't see I'm kind of worried that [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► they're building a nest in our chimney [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► and my daughter has now started to she [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► knows how freaked out i am by crows and [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► she's been provoking me she's saying [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► look that one recognizes you [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► I'm like that's not even funny like [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► don't even joke like this is like a [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► phobia for me so women are you telling [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► me you don't go out and routinely say [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► ICU crow ICU [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► I mean I feel like I think the problem [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► is I don't know how much they've seen of [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► me that I'm not even aware [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► I don't want to seem to place citrus so [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► I don't want to be I don't want to be [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► like like paul reiser and aliens kind of [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► guy where they see me as having you know [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► the cross called a two-faced somebody on [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► the one hand like is not this is is [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► respectful at other times is not [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► respectful to our cruise I try to always [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► be respectful mainly I stay out of their [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► way to the first there's no crows and [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► then suddenly there's lots of crows [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► there's been eating like a member went [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► out it [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► yes I woke up this morning opened my [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► open my curtains looked out the window [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► at the two crows that were having a [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► conversation on the on the wire out [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► front of my window they both turned [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► their attention to me and I said to each [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► of them in turn ICU crow ICU crow and [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► they saw me and we like we understand [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► each other like like like respectful [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► mature predators do you guys have an [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► understanding [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► I think you have to do that over and [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► over again because yeah the memo does go [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► out and they are they know a lot more [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► about you than then you would be [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► comfortable John their science about [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► this is how there's actual science i [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► think it's probably true the raccoons as [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► well but anyhow I've been you know I [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► don't like to talk about it because you [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► never know I don't want people running [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► around trying to cross scare me but you [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► know there's been a lot of crows at our [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► house and we come home and walk my [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► daughter home from school and there will [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► be six crows just sitting on top of our [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► house where they can very easily and now [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► stop oh yeah yeah um as long as i'm at [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► this you know i might as well just get [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► it all out about four or five saturday [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► mornings ago I remember very [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► specifically I woke up I heard keep it [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► open and there's a kind of sound where [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► you go [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► that could be far away or close any kind [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► of sound where you go oh I'm hearing [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► that signal exactly without that's been [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► the wall then I'm here yep and I'm [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► hearing like the the plate reverb [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► version of that comeback outside it's [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► close its that the trip is coming from [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► inside the house [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► yeah and then some slain in bed thinking [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► okay no big deal no big deal temper [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► temper [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► jupiter mater apple and I'm like and [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► then Hatcher true trip and I as God is [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► my witness I was positive that there was [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► a bird that had gone through our chimney [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► landed in like where the fire goes part [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► of the chimney but in two weeks to have [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► the guts to go look and yes there was a [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► dead bird that had come down our chimney [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► Wow and had died in your fireplace [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► it looked yeah yeah yeah ooo yeah I [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► think it was injured or something it [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► might have been i look at its ok i just [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► swept into a bag and ran outside [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► screaming it was the worst idea on the [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► surface of saying that we have been [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► menaced by crows for a while and I've [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► known to keep my distance [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► it's a long story short I was at the [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► office and this happened while you are [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► recording a podcast actually a few weeks [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► ago but nobody but that dead bird in the [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► fireplace was not a crow I i don't think [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► that was really little I think was a [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► baby so I hope it didn't fall out of a [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► nest up there [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► ok but like our archenemy just goes [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► straight up I mean it's like a Santa [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► type situation it's in there is not [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► anything in between [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► so anyway I get it I get a photo from my [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► wife and she's like wow there's a lot of [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► crows outside this is well we're [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► podcasting remember are the few couples [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► guys kind of distracted and I told you [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► afterward this is why and they were like [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► literally like over a dozen crows [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► swarming in our backyard [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► I mean it was it was something like from [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► the Old Testament there was a fuck ton [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► of crows and they were squawkin and they [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► were mad someone special like that's [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► crazy and went great you know trigger [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► warning [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► hello can you just not send me a bunch [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► of crows in the backyard because i know [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► i'm going to come home and there's gonna [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► be problems and then she sent me another [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► photo she's like do you see a cat in the [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► tree and I was like what what and I went [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► and I look I'm talking to you I'm trying [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► to have a conversation like a grown-up [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► with you but I go and look and i zoom in [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► my hand to God there is a cat a really [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► super funky looking cat in the tree in [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► our backyard that is being menaced by [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► the crows [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► mmm i get another message that cat [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► apparently just went fucking hammer and [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► tongs on a nest full of baby crows it [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► has kro guts on its face its Licking [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► itself and the crows are losing it [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► Wow now flash forward a little bit I i [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► shared this with the internet I said can [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► you hear some photos could you tell me a [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► little bit about this cat and I found [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► out it's one of these monster cats its [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► habits a cross between a wildcat and a [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► domestic cat right what kind was it [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► called a Savannah cat yes I know the [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► savannah cats better be around Savannah [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► can I have I had a friend that had one [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► they're very freaky cats they're super [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► freaky and I got kind of a little bit [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► obsessed with the perfect all cats [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► because the first thing the freaking out [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► about it was that it climbed up a tree [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► even before you climb the tree and was [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► pretty calm about it it was just ok [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► being in a tree and being photographed [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► and then ate some crows and you noted [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► but it went down the tree it didn't a [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► fireman [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► it was fine it's like a fucking jungle [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► cat climb down the tree you have a wild [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► Savannah cat in your backyard who is [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► eating birds let's just what it feels [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► like it yeah and so I just went out and [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► you know is the internet about this and [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► we got it narrowed down to either a [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► bangle bangle your hat or a Savannah cat [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► or possibly this other kind but I'm [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► pretty positive it's the Savannah cat [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► which is like a cross between how do you [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► say the servile yeah servile a servile [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► and like a domestic cat and are you [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► ready for this you know what they cost [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► to 238 thousand dollars yeah yeah I know [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► there are big surprise there like there [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► are conjugate Kanye pipeline a pet and [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► here's another thing as I got more [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► obsessed and kept looking at this and [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► now i think this is a worthy adversary [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► for the crows because here's the thing [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► about 38,000 dollar house cat and it [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► will it knows its name [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► come on it is called and turns out you [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► can walk in on a leash [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah no I know these I know [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► these cats you know the first time I was [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► in Telluride Colorado there was a woman [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► there just calmly could be walking down [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► the street with a mountain lion on a [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► leash telluride and that was a real [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► eye-opener how big he was didn't really [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► read as a fucking mountain lion it's as [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► big as a pittsburgh as a golden [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► retriever domestic can you make him not [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► at all i can't imagine it was [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► domesticated but this was one of these [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► women that was wearing like a navajo [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► coat and a and a wide brim like outback [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► style hat with a with a bunch of buckles [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► on it and so she had obviously a pretty [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► high opinion of herself and she had a [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► mountain lion on a leash and I just I [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► cross to the other side of the street I [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► was like as you do [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► the sidewalks are yours and she was kind [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► of a legendary character i guess in [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► Telluride for a while but yeah these [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► cats sometimes extremely colorful John [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► like it this tell you what [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► but these can you know they're like as [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► you as you move higher up the cat ladder [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► you get some smartass cats who but I [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► wouldn't trust a kamiak at those long [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► legged cats like the first word that I [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► did not want to use in describing a cat [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► is tall [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► I don't want to hear about at all cat I [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► don't want to see a tall cat and those [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► cats you know they can they walk in and [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► they've got coyote legs [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► oh they did that thing is these are [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► these animals lightly it's like we're [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► describing with the crows of the records [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► or whatever you can tell when an animal [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► is a domestic animal [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► yeah because it looks stupid yeah and it [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► looks like it wants to make you happy [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► for no particular reason or it looks low [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► key you can see because Candice dole [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► witness and you pull out the laser [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► pointer or you're playing little mouse [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► on our magic wand to make it entertain [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► you for a while [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► here's here's the thing that I [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► understand this is everything I know [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► about cats it basically in a sense is [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► that the way that we have cats in our [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► house that don't kill us the first [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► chance to get is that we keep them in [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► finalized you keep a cat kitten if you [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► never let a kitten get beyond kitten [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► this it will mostly be okay and not kill [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► you in your sleep [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► yeah and if you don't outdoor cat can [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► burn off a lot of that wild animal [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► energy and then again it brings homer [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► and stuff like that but mostly that's [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► that's with cats and dogs it's a [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► combination of breeding and then [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► continuing to treat them like somebody [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► who always knows where their next meal [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► is coming from and never has any [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► challenges like that [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► yeah although this fat of this fat go [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► like golden cat that has been living in [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► my backyard for the last couple of years [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► has a has a kind of outdoor cat savvy [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► and I told you about the possum that's [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► living under my house now have an eye [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► I was advising not gonna bring it up by [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► you saw you mentioned on twitter and I [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► was immediately terrified for everyone [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► involved [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► there's a possum living under my house [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► and i'm not a hundred percent thrilled [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► about it and the other day I was lying [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► in bed and I heard the possum in the [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► wall [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► I was like okay all right we gotta get [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► you found a way in [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► he did it and I'm like we got to get you [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► out of here and I and I want to I so I [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► went online and I looked in there are [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► all kinds of like possum protection [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► societies who say things like don't hurt [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► the possum or skerritt or even trap it [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► or anything you just want to lead the [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► possum out you want to win you want to [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► wait until the possum comes out which it [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► will surely do at night and then in the [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► middle in the middle of the night you [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► should go out and seal up all the [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► entrances to your house under the house [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► where the possum gets in and then the [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► possible just find somewhere else to be [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► shuts that sounds to me like somebody [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► who came up with that has never actually [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► tried it [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► that's the theory and the theory but [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► what I discovered was that cats outdoor [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► cats that have some natural savvy and [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► possums have a kind of professional [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► courtesy for one another and they will [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► eat out of the same bowl at the same [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► time and it when they encounter each [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► other in the wild or in the backyard the [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► wild of my backyard they just like tip [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► their hats to one another and say [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► counselor counselor like spooks right so [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► i like-like-like operatives operatives [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► right now they need to they need to not [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► you know cause dust-up and have been mix [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► them up out here in the yard we need to [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► keep things mellow yeah they got [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► projects actually courtesy the cat is [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► trying to eat [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► uh maybe let's say moles and throughs [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► and the possum is trying to crickets and [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► slugs and maybe also shrews I mean you [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► know I think there's a little bit of [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► overlap but anyway so I so when I [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► realized the possum was going in and out [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► of this hole in my house [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► I of course turned off all the lights [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► and sat in a chair just staff in your [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► lap facing the whole wasn't just someone [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► who's night goggles because i wanted to [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► know I let my eyes accustomed to the [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► dark [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► we outside you like sit on the porch [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► well the first night I SAT where I could [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► look through a glass door at the hole [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► and then the second night I opened the [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► door so that I had a clear view i was [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► still sitting inside but I was sitting [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► in the dark facing the hole through the [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► open door until uh until a friend came [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► and they were like are you just trying [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► to get the possum to come in the house I [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► was like no I feel I feel like if the [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► possum like entered the house I would [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► stand up and make it aware of me but [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► anyway so I'm sitting I'm watching the [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► hole and then so I'm being quiet [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► along comes the fat cat that lives in my [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► backyard the cat sets up station sitting [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► on a like a sitting on a on a picnic [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► bench outside and the cat sits down on [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► the picnic bench and is staring at the [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► whole too and I'm like so we sit there [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► in silence the cat is not aware that i'm [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► there i SAT there for like 10 minutes [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► and I'm staring at this cat the cat is [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► staring at the possum hall and we're [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► waiting we're waiting for the freaking [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► thing to arrive and I feel like I I was [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► offended because like i've been i've [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► been a generous host to this cat have [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► allowed him to set in my backyard I've [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► never once gotten the wrist rocket out [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► and sent a marble up his butt and and [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► now here is he's just waiting for his [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► friend to show up and they're gonna [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► being perfidious he should be more [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► loyalty do you think he's in league with [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► the possum [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► I feel like the cat should like have [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► kept the possum from living always looks [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► like he should just casually Menace the [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► possum enough to make it inconvenient to [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► live under your house [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► yeah because I we fucking are going [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► through the nest or something going [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► maybe turning stuff up and down teehee [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► the possums chili or something like that [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► so you mess with a little bit exactly [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► like i have i've been host to this cat [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► eye every time I see him in the yard iku [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► to him and I say cats originally John [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► rising it like this time we got them [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► when i first bought the house the people [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► that lived in the house before me had [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► allowed rap [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► to invade the whole my roof and so when [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► I first bought the house one of the [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► first things I had to do was put on a [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► hazmat suit and go up into the attic [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► with a shop vac the loudest thing that [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► man has ever invented a shopback is [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► louder than an f15 and i'm in a hot and [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► sweaty crawlspace with us with a with a [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► hazmat suit on a shot back and I am shop [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► backing up all of the rap to try to us [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► and i got like 25 bags of insulation out [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► of the roof of my house that I felt had [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► been contaminated by rats by their [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► pellets [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► yeah and their rat urine and there r & [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► eyelashes [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► oh and they don't have to trim their [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► nails up there all that stuff that ends [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► up in Chile in other countries [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► insulation 25 bags of insulation and [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► brat junk that I put out by the curb and [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► this is your word to the wise the [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► garbage man came by I'm standing there [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► next to the stuff the garbage man shows [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► up and I was like hey guy i got like a [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► little bit over the over the one can one [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► bag limit here at 25 bags full of this [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► garbage [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► what we gotta do how do we work this out [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► the garbage man said he had twenty bucks [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► sounds like I got I got twenty bucks [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► that's a really good deal [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► he was an amazing deal and I gave him 20 [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► bucks and he didn't even want me to hold [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► uh-huh come in the he was like I got it [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► and then the garbage went away so this [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► whole business now if you if you go and [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► you read the manual it says like every [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► extra bag over your one bag is twenty [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► dollars or something like that [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► this was i was looking at i was looking [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► at six hundred dollars what all was said [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► and done to take this stuff to the dump [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► or without many people by the way [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► there's hazmat stuff here and this is [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► totally gross stuff don't but I mean [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► he's garbage man he's like yeah it's all [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► gross stuff I don't want to look at [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► anybody's garbage [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► except if it's full of like vintage [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► Barry Bonds [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► vintage bearer bonds or I had a friend [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► who was a garbage man actually for a [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► while and he said that the old garbage [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► men like the guys that have been doing [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► it for a long time they all had photo [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► albums full of homemade porn and it's a [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► garbage man thing you're looking for [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► Polaroids of people who used to at least [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► be looking for Polaroids of people in [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► there altogether having doing you know [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► doing weird things because before [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► digital before digital cameras huh [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► the only way you could do it did you [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► wouldn't have it processed would have to [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► have a process you could make and so all [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► these guys one of the things that all of [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► us really secretly deeply fear in our [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► hearts is actually worse than we thought [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► haha people people do what your amateur [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► porn and the garbage man who go through [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► garbage to getting home and being and [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► the thing is out there somewhere there [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► are all these sixty-five-year-old [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► garbageman and they all have somewhere [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► in there crawl space multiple photo [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► albums full of what is essentially the [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► history of Polaroid porn the history of [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► home it it should be in the library of [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► fucking Congress the stuff where the ken [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► burns for Polaroid porn [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► yeah but no one has ever no one is even [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► aware that it exists that no one has [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► gone around and surveyed all the old [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► garbage men around the country and said [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► listen we know you've got some freaky [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► shit we'd like it would like it all in [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► one place at the Museum at the museo de [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► garbageman and come on come out of the [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► woodwork like what's let's have you do [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► one of those public radio kind of things [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► we're always trying to say hey if you're [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► done with your car if you're about to [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► die [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► leave us some stuff the vintage Polaroid [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► museo could just say anonymously [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► listen we don't care we don't care who [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► it came from we just want to get code [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► and we want the port [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► yeah they would come in the wait a [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► minute value-added they will clean the [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► porn out after you die [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► so when you die your family will not [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► have to see all your horrible your your [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► family will never know your family [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► doesn't need to know there's no no she [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► should die an honorable man and in this [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► case it's a service where you get you [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► get a dedicated maybe a bonding agent [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► somebody who you can trust to get all of [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► you know what here's the value-add if [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► you've got if you've got retail German [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► dungeon porn [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► we will take care of that too but the [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► thing is it's got to be it's gotta be [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► annotated like with like the point have [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► the annotated rights right and then so [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► what we need an army of interns but of [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► course the intern laws have changed so [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► we have to we have to get a grant of [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► some kind to pay for them but they need [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► to they need to be cataloging and [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► scanning this in think of the resource [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► that a website with all of guard all the [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► garbage man porn from around the world [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► wait a minute think about the porn that [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► German garbage men have it literally [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► covered with shit think about that think [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► about the photo albums that gardens just [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► from stuff in the background just from [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► stuff like you know my eye I'm not super [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► into porn but i do love looking at the [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► backgrounds and I think you could learn [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► so much about the history of a society [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► from we're naked people SAT still for a [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► while yeah their shoes the televisions [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► in the background all the I mean you [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► know like out the window you see the [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► Berlin Wall coming down like there's a [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► lot of there's a lot of history there's [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► a lot of history that's just being [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► that's just being wasted squandered [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► those guys are dying their wives are [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► finding that stuff they're going through [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► gross and they're throwing them into the [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► garbage but modern garbage men are [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► probably not searching the garbage for [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► corn like governor of the terrible [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► independent film in this somewhere but [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► you know what is going on in the things [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► you want to give these people [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► you want to give these people [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► their anonymity you want to give them [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► maybe a code name but it would be nice [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► to know [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► see this is the trouble with big data is [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► you probably will be eventually be able [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► to figure out that you always Karl that [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► will analyze these photos right it has [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► too bad they have to start dying and i [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► think the garbageman probably a lot of [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► them die young because they're like [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► sucking on rap dumb of full lives hard [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► work [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► oh my gosh that's miserable um so I'm [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► gonna I've captured that here that we [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► need to have some kind of a museum for [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► that so you went up into your wearing [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► hazmat suit and you gotta shop back [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► alright so i cleaned out a house all of [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► that and so nice and I feel like so i [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► made the house wrap proof for the most [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► part at the time that resistant [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► resistant and i added to the mix a [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► couple of cats my dad's cat puppy was [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► living with me at the time and puppy was [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► a white a long haired white cat who [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► actually was a ferocious Raptor and then [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► I had my young cat Lewis who was [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► learning how to wrap from puppy and you [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► know we clean out all the rat stuff but [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► then there were some rats that still [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► thought that this was their turf or [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► whatever and so the two cats then really [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► cleaned up Dodge City and there were no [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► rats around [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► I mean I ever for a row about six months [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► there seven years ago I would see some [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► dead rats out in the street and I think [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► that puppy didn't even allow rats to die [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► on my property puppy-like was Japanese [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► done until the rats off the property [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► that's right so then no rent no rats for [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► four years and years and years and puppy [TS]