Ep. 148: "Can't Find the Starch"
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this episode of Roderick on the line is
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sponsored by cards against humanity this
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month they ask marion call to help me
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say hi to john it's rather a quarter of
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aquatic time John Ryder time
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hello hi John hi Merlin how's it going
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it's Roderick Roderick Roderick time
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John Roderick time wow what a good theme
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that's a cover
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mm kind of its Marion call primary
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oncall and she does the i'm getting
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inside the looking glass here that's the
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segment she greets you this week with
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that you don't know yet because this
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episode doesn't exist yet know what
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don't you are doing it again
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yeah do it again I can't do the
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harmonies it's Roderick Roderick
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Roderick time John Roderick time
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Wow five seconds long Aryan call Marion
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call we've got some good ones I don't
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listen to the program but but you know
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you do with me is that subtle yeah yeah
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how many many men in San Francisco a few
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years ago hi how many out many of these
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of there been more than one
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yeah we had that boy we've had the
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double clicks we've had we've had many
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mia popular artists we have only Lewis
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to the first one she did a bang-up job
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you're kidding
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yeah you your computer by Apple mm Wow
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I'd love to get all of these on a on a
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like a CD or you want me to make a USB
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Drive Johnny but you know could you make
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it could you put it on a cassette I can
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bitcoin that to your cassette yeah sure
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that you would use include for that
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the glow got it huh
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I just just hooked up my thermostat and
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my garage door opener to the clothes and
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every time it gets below 84 degrees in
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my kitchen my garage door Oberg goes off
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in a rush place to be from in the name
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of love by the Thompson Twins done and
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wow I think listening to the Thompson
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Twins a lot lately on vinyl and I don't
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know a lot of that is really inexcusable
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mmm i was fan yeah yeah i was a fan too
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and am still but there is there's some
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inexcusable
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I i I'm machines in particular there are
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so many fusible drum machine
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yeah and i think they really need to
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give a lot of something to do sometimes
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they gave her the area that Davy Jones
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problem you know where they had to give
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her something to and that she wasn't
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contributing well they gave her that
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they gave her that have to wear
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yeah she had the funny haircut yeah that
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was like two peoples job well that's a
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good point and then there was the other
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guy you got the other guy he played
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keyboards we got the main guy you got
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Alana and then you get the other guy
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right and I the main guy
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oh when I was Jane Wiedlin right is that
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right with his name Tom Baker was a
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doctor who
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what was that guy's name Tom Tom Tom and
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Tom cotton tom poston Babbitt Bombadil
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Babbitt postage Bombadil how you made it
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with him a hobbit joke haha but yeah I
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think didn't they write our lips are
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sealed together
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oh I know that was originally a fun boy
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three song
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yeah which is a good version as well was
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the same guy right
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I see and I got to go to the Internet
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our lips are sealed that is a really
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good i had the fun boy three version on
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a US my Charlie it wasn't originally a
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fun 13 version that they believe they
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wrote that song together and it was that
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they were they they came out
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simultaneously writer they were they
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were they wrote it too
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you know I wasn't there so it's a
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written by Jane Wiedlin yeah-hoo-hoo of
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whom we are both hands i believe and the
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special the guy from the specials all I
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always get that confused Harry hall
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he's a white fellow right yeah the fun
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boy three guy was in the specials not
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the fun boy three guy was in the
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Thompson Twins pom-pom and i always i
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had that problem even then I know I know
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it's hard to keep up you're not reading
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any every week boom every enemy when i
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worked at steves Broadway news i would
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read an enemy and any other right mr. my
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presented me and then what's the other
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big one melody maker and like it was a
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perfect example of how the UK exist in a
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mirror universe because I would read it
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and I would know the names of the
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artists but I couldn't understand a word
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anyone was saying or I didn't understand
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the sense of humor especially is very
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different from us magazines
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yeah so different and so willing to I
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mean so excited when they were excited
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and then two weeks later so dismissive
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when they're dismissive i remember in
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particular i remember buying a copy
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around the time that I was I was getting
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into you two more like an 84-82 I guess
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84 83 84 anyway but the waterboys were
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opening up for them and they love the
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waterboys but they just did not have
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enough terrible things to say about you
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too poor you too
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yeah you know when they came out with
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boy who nobody had a bad thing to say
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about him everybody loved him to rock
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and roll album but then it went straight
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to once you started waving flags
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yeah I think you should not be a shirt
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off at red rocks i think that was
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problematic as they say he should or
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shouldn't do see I would leave the shirt
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he had a handsome you to of memory
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serves he had a war two or t-shirt
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mmm yeah I'm not afraid to wear his own
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shirt on stage in either wearing rock on
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the line now Hoodie a lot of you I've
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been so that guy for two weeks it's very
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comfy i like it but by the way we sold
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shirts a while back just so you know I
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don't have one was I supposed to get one
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ya you gonna pay for with money like a
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gentleman OIC uh-huh
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you know I've been living in a swag
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economy for so long it just when PR tote
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bags and don't even remember
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members mandolins hats but i don't
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remember what it was like to go buy a
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uh oh right yeah I just walk around and
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like people run up to me and hand me
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gift bags
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yeah i-i've gotten stuff like that can't
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last forever
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yeah yeah yeah I I still well it's not
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important but it sounds it can be very
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frustrating that's a good song on I
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wonder what I'm sorry general but I was
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trying to get a picture of mental
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picture of bono a young bar now with his
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shirt off at red rocks i might be
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misremembering I seem to remember
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there's the video for new years day was
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the one that got a lot of play I was a
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bigger fan of songs that nobody sunday
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the desk the desk drums one of the
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restaurant didn't sunday bloody sunday
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was the one where yes anybody somebody
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got a lot of play tonight but there's
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even one video of the from red rocks
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that i remember getting play i think was
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new years day I think he might be
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shirtless I think he climbs something
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yeah yeah there was a lot of that that
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was like i'm gonna go ahead and risked a
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lot here by saying I'm google for Bono
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shirtless
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oh my god you're going to go right into
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the like oh like a fanfic parallel
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universe talking about parallel you know
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my goodness oh my goodness me what
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well and some of them yeah there's a
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picture of him like from six months ago
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in a Russian bath
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there's a shot at him I kind of milling
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around in some not dick Nixon shorts
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like hanging out at the beach
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ms you're being photographed at the
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beach John by a paparazzi ever had that
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let's see that that there's one time I
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was photographed by paparazzi i was i
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was staying at the Chateau Marmont in
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los angeles california and we were doing
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a weird making a pilot of a television
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show and one of our guests was a French
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chanteuse who was a you know a woman in
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her early twenties from France from
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France she was brunch and a and a great
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singer songwriter and it was one of
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those things are a lot of your making a
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television show a lot of people TV
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cameras
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people with the headset microphones
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walking around and she and i sat down on
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the couch sort of after her segment we
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started talking we became oh we became
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fast friends we were we had an immediate
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robbed or if you will
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Oh Nancy up all rapprochement and so we
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don't approach me although we had never
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had a add a new approach never had a
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care with a recoger so there was no need
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for a promotion all but um so the
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evening wore on and then it was late and
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and she was like I'm afraid that must
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bid you adieu and i said uh I'll ah alas
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i will walk you to the car and she was
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like I have a girl coming it and so I we
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went down together in the elevator and
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we walked out of the front of the
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chateau marmont and it's kind of a
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straight you know that the that the
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ingress and egress of that hotel is very
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strange they changed it at some point
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and now you kind of leave through a
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basement a driveway kind of thing and we
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walk down together and I'm i'm putting
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her in a town car and we get to the end
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of the drive and she says it has been
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such a pleasure to the to get to know
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your sister Nikki beat and I was like
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the pleasure has been all mine
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Mademoiselle and she presents herself
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for a euro style but you know the kiss
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and then the other kiss and then the
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third kiss right the boom boom boom the
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three Christmas lacroix that's why as
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they say and Eileen in a at and give her
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the first of what will be three kisses
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and all of a sudden it's like it's like
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the psalm always just lit up pop out
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flash bulbs from everywhere and I had I
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had a second before been convinced that
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we were alone
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that's so creepy right we were just
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standing there the car was there it was
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like oh you know fair and we were
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talking to each other kind of software
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like very well this has been one of
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those meetings
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one of those meetings in life where you
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just encounter someone in the afternoon
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and by the end by the end of the day you
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know that you have you have you really
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lived you know you know yahoo you really
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leave the kind of charming only these
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few hours we have really lived and then
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pop out and we both are like like a
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startled and terrified and we turn and
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the bushes are full of photographers ish
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because i think the Olsen twins were in
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the shadow or maybe it was I think the
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Olsen twins were there at but then I
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think there might also have been another
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with a worker you know they were all
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people must be we'd better with we'd
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better get this for safety right here
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towel and I was I mean I went into like
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is very I pulled out my Marine Corps
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on the trunk go God me and I collected
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for scalps but it was it was I had a
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sense just a momentary sense of what a
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nightmare
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it must be to try to just be a just
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leave the Rat King for a second as a
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celebrity and walk outside for a
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cigarette be to put french girl in a car
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who see to run across the street for a
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pack of cigarettes
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tonight I guess they have people for
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that but it was blue boy
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holy cats I would not want it
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no way no that would you know you that
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would intrude on something very that
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would intrude on something about you
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that you do not want to intrude upon I
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think you're probably right
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um yeah I i I'm yeah well we've covered
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this I I'm a very social person but I
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wouldn't want to be you know fastball
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popped at the Mormont no no I you know
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all those other shots of celebrities
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where they're like winding up to punch a
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photographer
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yeah and the photographer gets that that
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classic shot of you know Sean Penn with
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yeah with his shirt off and his fist up
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in the air that the the celebs in
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question never look good in those shots
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but you can you can kind of empathize
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with well it helps when you see video of
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that because when you see how you know
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the word how aggressive multiple people
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are being they are in there in your face
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they're following you they are running
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after you they are provoking the subject
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you know and I mean it's the the bigger
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you get the more you're supposed to just
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think that that's okay i guess i I'm
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totally sympathetic to punch in some of
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those guys
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it is a poor vocation november two
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thousand uh mary-kate and Ashley Olsen
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released a film called our lips are
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Oh without em all connected
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there it is that it is all connected i
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sat in the lobby of that hotel one time
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when mary-kate and Ashley were there and
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boy was a real eye-opener a particularly
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an eye-opener to the effect of how
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boring it is to be a young celebrity em
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but anytime you're the biggest celebrity
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you become the more you just spent a lot
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of time waiting to do something right
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yeah yeah we're or I'd in this case it
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was the old thing you know they're still
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young people writing and so instead of
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sitting in the basement in the
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non-alcohol serving basement of a
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college
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like the non-alcohol serving a basement
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club in a college dorm trying to pretend
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that they're having a really good time
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they were in extremely glamorous hotel
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and people were giving them every single
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kind of intoxication that they could
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possibly want and yet they were still
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just young people pretending that
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they're having a really good time
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yeah because they know people are
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watching them and they don't want to
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seem like they're not having fun right
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so there's all that like just did just
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the normal stuff the forced laughter the
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like the other the the young men that
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are around them have a possible for them
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to have anything like a normal
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conversation with anybody that's their
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age or younger in particular right i
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mean they could talk to somebody who's
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60 and might not know who they are you
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know they're 27 now according to
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wikipedia to might be true and i must be
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there born in 1987 they could be my kids
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Wow but the socks i have on right now
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are 27 mm that's how you get the good
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ones you got your vintage about Sox's
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some of them some of them blow out right
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yep some of them are there for the
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duration only one kind of stock and then
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I just keep replenishing them and when
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they get dirty and throw him out but i
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only wear one kind of stock to tell me
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what it is I don't get too personal but
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I wear the white crew goldtoes where
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goldtail and I'll get the gold doesn't
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get any socks before I think you know
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you have a couple of pairs of your
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goldtoes i usually have a pretty good
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supply on hand and when they've all been
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washed after purchase it's pretty quick
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because it fills an entire drawer but
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you know and again this is the kind of
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thing I don't have to think about but
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but Jesse Thorne who is gonna is gonna
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ask I'm gonna start going to do a
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stand-in here for Jesse thorn st thorn
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is going and I don't do a good Jessie
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third impression but if you can just
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picture me i'm i'm wearing a morning
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like a country gentleman outfit have
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jodhpurs on i personally that I picture
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him dressed as the Blue Boy from the
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painting haha alright let's go that
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direction so I'm dressed little progress
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does the Blue Boy right i have one hand
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jauntily akaki provide your head you can
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provide holder your cravat holder case
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there might be a couple of irish
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wolfhound standing in the
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behind me and I'm gonna say do you
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really only have white sox hmm see the
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thing is just he's got kids now so I
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mean you know this is you did your child
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ever see I don't say too much as your
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child or socks
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yes okay so we know we've done the fun
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thing and bought her different pairs of
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socks but i have officially reached the
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end of my fucking rope with the socks
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because we literally have one of like 14
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different pairs of socks and i said to
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my wife the other day we need to get
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this kid on the Gold Toe program we need
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to get her something like a generic you
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know lo not not like that but like a ped
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like not like the little little ones
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because they're annoying you can't run
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around they begin your shoe but we need
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to get her one kind of stock and just
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once a month have amazon just give us
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like 60 pairs of socks huh like but like
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one pink hello kitty one blue captain
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america like we got all these great
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single socks and that's all we've got
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do you run into this well so we have
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back in the back when we were just
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beginning our child-rearing a journey a
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journey we call ya the journey we were
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we were very strongly influenced by my
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friend david bazan and his wife who have
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a very excellent parenting style that
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Brooks no baloney from the from the the
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youngsters right as it happens dad only
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wears one thing well and dad that's
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right dad has one outfit right his red
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sweatshirt red hoodie sweatshirt black
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t-shirt jeans and he solved that problem
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for himself here many years ago but his
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wife had this this whole policy of like
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one of the big problems with a with
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raising kids is that at a certain point
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they want to start dressing themselves
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and then every morning you sit around
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for 45 minutes while the kid rejects 25
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different outfits and it always descends
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into a screaming nightmare match
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yeah so her plan which I thought was a
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genius plan was at the on sunday night
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they go and they put together a whole
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week's worth of outfits
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oh my god that's so smart shirt pants
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socks all the stuff and for they put
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together five different outfit all my
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God why did I do that then they put
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those outfits each one in a in a ziploc
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bag a big ziploc Oh lifehack this is
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gonna change everything fright and now
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ok the genius part every morning the kid
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gets to pick the outfit the illusion of
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thank you brilliant boom boom and the
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oh my and it's all are already in the
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bag you know you're not sitting there at
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seven forty-two in the morning i'm not
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gonna name any names but you're not
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sitting there 742 in the morning was
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pleased literally pick something to wear
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that's right that's right because the
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child has already participated in the
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picking of my god I sometime before so
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with their if they suddenly have a
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problem you're like you picked this boom
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you cannot argue this is the bag you
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picked and so pick whatever back right
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that's the back this is the bag and you
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open the bag and that's what you get
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don't be upset but how about the socks
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so and i have just entered into a new
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realm with our daughter and I know that
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on our last program i mentioned her name
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several times i would like to thank
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everyone who's concerned I was concerned
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about the privacy issues of you saying
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your daughter's name for time and then
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mentioned on the internet thank you for
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yeah I'd hate everyone for pointing that
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out i got i got 200 concern letters and
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I do appreciate it i have I tried for a
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long time not to do it and then and what
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was funny about that that tolerance i
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don't know how i spaced it well and the
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thing was halfway through that podcast i
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said to myself vice accidentally said
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her name at some point and the answer
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was no and so I was like oh good and I
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relaxed my vigilance and then proceeded
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to say her name four times yeah anyway
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cut all this out
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here's the here's the thing about our
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current situation
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our daughter is a is starting to pick
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her own clothes but she has decided she
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prefers mismatch socks 9-2 yeah so she
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wears she better learn to prefer it and
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she is one of each kind and it's this
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little you know when she gets to like
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letter freak flag fly in her shoes and
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you know like i am a person that likes
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to combine multiple patterns that are
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some better supposedly money
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defies genre is in a lot of what yeah
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and I think that's in her too but her
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mother is much more like wait a minute
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you can't go out of the house like that
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yeah but the mismatch sauce attractive
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people are like that attracted people
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are always trying to to change where the
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bar is it such a thing they get away
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with super frustrating but but she kept
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the baby can have whatever sakshi what's
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inside of her little beats so one of you
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know one of a Hello Kitty sock one sock
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that has balloons and cupcakes on it
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everybody's happy but I do feel like
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that that outfit in a bag thing that's a
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that could be a hack that starts
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tomorrow
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that's no there's no question and then
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here's the plan this morning my daughter
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we had a nice morning now is finally
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feeling and his report on my own family
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my wife is finally over the flu after
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her two weeks with the flu she's feeling
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we're just getting ready for school
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today my daughter my wife and directed
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the first part of the outfit she
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directed deep here's a cool dress that
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you like like it's a good dress you can
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move around in it
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22 that we're at so i think it was kind
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of a pinky dress but it was you know
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it's a cool kid dress you can run around
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in it to that we add some leggings that
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were a completely different color i
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think possibly striped she has a new set
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of vans lace-up vans they have a galaxy
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on them blue galaxy with stars like a
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milky way into that she came in with one
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of my belts and decided she was gonna
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wear that she's wearing like a like a
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man with a 34 inch waist belt and I
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punched a hole in it for so she could
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actually wear it to school and locate
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the sword looks really cool so she
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didn't wrap it around yourself twice
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it's just well my wife split by tucking
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in a little bit at the end but it was it
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was a sharp look with the shoes buddy
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galaxy shoes and entered a belt he could
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meet this kid is way ahead
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it's the stone super fashion mhm yeah
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cheese the back things going to change a
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lot for me now you know because we have
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never actually employed it it will find
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lots of those gallon-sized ziplock bags
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be perfect for that's what it's for
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right and it's just it's one it's one of
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several examples of how the bazan family
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has really they pioneered a lot of a lot
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of thought technologies that we have
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employed in the raising of our own child
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fleet if and when we don't cut this out
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but whenever
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if and when we do that special other
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project we're talking about doing we
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he's going to be involved
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laughing I think he has a lot to share
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with people he really does he's got a
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lot of the technologies that people
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don't get you know they don't even know
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because the thing is he's a songwriter
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right so he still wants he still
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believes in the power of song m1 like
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some of us who have abandoned the ship
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and David you still like songs but don't
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have the power
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I'm just like songs Dave Dave still
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believes that he can say everything he
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needs to say in his music but he has a
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lot to share that he would he would be
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able to share with his words
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ah if we can just get them to use this
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for you see here is part of the problem
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is most of the people who have a lot
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think they have a lot to share don't
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really actually have that much to share
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and in fact run out of ideas pretty
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quickly way to start tapping into the
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people who don't know how much they know
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and we need to drain that shit man we
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need to get the knowledge from the
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people who don't think the thought
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leaders that's without your knowledge
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resides you know did you know hutch
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Harris of the thermal understand easy
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easy young man from Portland Oregon feel
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like he has a lot to share actually
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touch and Kathy together they have it's
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like beans and rice they have the other
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have a full profile this whole protein
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yeah ted leo has a lot of information
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still think about ted leo
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yeah they could help people get totally
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on my mind man Ted Leo on my and Ted Leo
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I knew that guy would be smart i had no
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idea how smart he would be yeah you know
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he has a lot of eli has a lot of back
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catalogue did you notice I want to get
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back on the gravy thing but did you
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notice how I don't wanna you know again
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this is private celebrity stuff you
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don't you want to talk about gravy i'll
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talk about right now I think there's
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support therefore gravy talk but all i
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want to say is i was amazed
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first of all he's a very is a very
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slender man he always wears nice shoes
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and he showed remarkable restraint at
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the Windjammer ever notice how he would
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eat like he would eat like a like a lady
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meal he would be looking like a normal
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human being would eat instead of gorging
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everything with sauces and gravies dunno
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why why
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30 years of vegan 30 years of vegan 30
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years of vegan whoa
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so whatever whatever anything in the
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Windjammer he could eat ya carrots did
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the fruit had pork and John I mean and
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yeah you're right at a certain point
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they put hollandaise sauce on the
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carrots but if you got in there before
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they put
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sauce on it could you know he basically
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like makes if he makes one of those hit
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when he shows up backstage at the show
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and they have one of those hospitality
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trays that's just celery and create a
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college and and who miss em and the rest
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of us go
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ah a little goes yeah because that's
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like that's as good as it's gonna get
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and what a world what a world connection
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going places and not gonna be able to
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like even have any animal in it that
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must be so challenging
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well I'm up so so might you know
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obviously I could feel like sugar is
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poison I've said that a lot of times but
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i also am i also feel a compulsion to go
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to war to the sugar in every case and
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iÃm seed a fundraiser fundraising event
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the other night and there were 400
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desserts at this thing and I just was
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like I can't be in this room and not
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have a cookie and i have to be in this
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room so i have to have a cook it
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wouldn't be charitable and John you
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really you should show a little bit of
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gratitude by having some of their
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cookies
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well so I had some cookies and then the
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next day and this is bet you have gone
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for months with no with you know no
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voluntary sugar intake the next day I
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was like like Jenna and fudge sundae and
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then that they and then having had a hot
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fumble at two o'clock in the morning i
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was like isn't there a candied apple
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around here somewhere
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haha and you know it's just like a seam
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I feel like there's a candy apple hear
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some candied apple in this house
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somewhere
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time like going through the going
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through the dirty clothes hamper I know
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there's a candied apple in this house
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somewhere so i have to just move just
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the worst and you know and I look at Ted
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Leo and it's not like he it's not like
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he walks along and it's just like you
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know what I'm at this I'm playing this
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benefit for the bacon concert council
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and I should just have a bacon
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just because you know just I'm here yeah
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shoulders esprit de corps yeah that's
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right and and then he has a bacon and
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then the next day he's he's ordering the
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like five meat platter at Jack's
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barbecue
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no he just is like it that he has you
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know it's basically like Dave Pisans
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outfit ted leo has solved the
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food products so smart because there's
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only seven foods I got to I got two
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cookies for you one very quickly i found
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myself as one does i found myself on the
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website for soiling and I paused I my
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hovered i hovered over the Triad about
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$85 version i hovered over it
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there's a part of me that thinks if i
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can get this dicked i can get a lot of
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stuff done but I just I couldn't do it i
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couldn't pull the trigger
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I'm with you and I have a friend that
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doesn't have an appeal though i have a
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friend that ordered it yeah I got
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friends I have friends who swear by like
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smart Brett rest of the guys birthday's
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always showing up on your skype yeah I
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think he's a silent guy I my pal said
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that what happened was he ordered it and
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then a the rule is if you're already on
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the Soylent train then your then the
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soil it just is flowing right on the
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spice and the spice but if you're new to
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the soil and train you gotta wait in the
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station and they send you emails like
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you're someone's coming but it's gonna
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be it's gonna be five more weeks it's
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like a zit a supply-and-demand problem
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yeah they're scaling up and there is
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only one point for whatever there's a
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new version they have version numbers on
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their food so I 1.4 yea and perhaps
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threats very excited about the new 1i
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think you don't have to add like I like
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oil to it anymore
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oh that sucks 61like isn't part of me
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that thinks you know what I should do is
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get the 400 and something dollars
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version so i don't have money anymore
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and I have to eat it i think i should
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force myself to eat for a month
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this sounds like something you would try
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John just just as a thought technology i
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could see you saying I'm gonna do this
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for a month and that's just going to be
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a thing I do
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oh I'm very curious about it don't it
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sounds I mean let's be honest it sounds
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miserable it sound it sounds like
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punishment but it's like going on some
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kind of a diet or a purge or cruise like
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something you really regret but but you
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know but you gotta really go off balls
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in you know I'm saying well the thing
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about the thing about punishment is that
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I derive a lot of pleasure from
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punishment and if ever you see you're on
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record John suffering is not punishment
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that's right and so so all these all
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these deprivation diets where it's like
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all right for the next three days all
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you get to do
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because hot lemon juice and then you get
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to put a little even then you get to put
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a little agave and your hot lemon juice
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for three it's like a little up it's
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driving me crazy like i don't i don't
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like it but if if if the tie it was
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every day you drink one mug of cement
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mix and then in the afternoon another
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mug of cement mix and then a sensible
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dinner you know where where your stomach
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was just full of this you know of a
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basically like a like concrete made of
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nuts or whatever that stuff is it i mean
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they basically they go to out they go to
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laboratory store and buy magnesium
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potassium aluminum flakes and and and
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and put some oil in it right that's yeah
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soil is yeah it's like it's like it is a
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little bit like edible concrete but
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here's here's my problem in and like
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again this is a little personal but like
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I'm the heater in the family I am the
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one of the three of us who live in our
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household
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I'm the one that likes to have a meal on
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a plate right with parts and I want two
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or three parts even if it's just if it's
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just like a steak & noodles that still
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counts as a meal but I want to serve it
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at the same time I want it on a plate
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I want it to be hot and I want to use a
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be eating it over the sink I will sit
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but but i am the only one in the house
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that cares one iota one whit about that
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my daughter would be fine as soon as the
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rice is done as soon as the noodles are
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she's ready for dinner and I'm like no
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it's not food yet that's just one
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constituent but I i'm learning i am the
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only person who cares about that so I'm
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the one who's gonna have to make that
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happen because they're both perfectly
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happy i can get my daughter noodles
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carrots and cucumbers and that that's
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that's almost a meal
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she's happy with that it is there is
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there a window of time during which
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dinner has to happen for you
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um no not really my I mean the only
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thing to that point is that i tend to
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forget to eat like right now my stomach
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eat today I do that a lot but now no
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what about you no no i mean so it's
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sometimes dinner happens at 9pm
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sometimes dinner happens at
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for the afternoon sometimes dinner
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happens it at 1am well your kids now in
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an age where I think you can appreciate
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the importance of the Cascade where you
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know anything could potentially happen
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anytime if I didn't really could fuck
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everything up so there's a certain order
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to things right listen up this is not
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nam this is bowling right right so you
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got the thing is if you want to have
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story enough time for stories at bedtime
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you gotta get the baths by a certain
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time to have it i asked by a certain
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time we need to have you know homework
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done and food and all that so the thing
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is if you do have dinner at seven
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he does and this is what happened last
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into bed I had sort of laid down on her
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bed to say goodnight to her and I saying
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you know frère Jacques to her and then
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after you sing Frere Jacques she wants
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you to sing in English she's not
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satisfied if you just think in English
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she wants it in french first and then
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it's like a tiny little kickback
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that's right angry at everyone now
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sacre bleu sacre bleu
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so and then I'm lying there and and i
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say as i do at the end of every day with
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her i said to have any other questions
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you never have other questions
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oh she always does and she takes she is
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so she knows so she's a little bit of a
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thumbsucker and she knows that daddy
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will not answer a question that is asked
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but passed a thumb right if you're going
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to ask a question of a grown-up you have
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to take your thumb out of your mouth one
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of the basic rules and a lot of
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Millennials can learn that John you know
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what I apply that to every I you know I
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said it to a cop the other day listen
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I'm not going to answer your question
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sir unless you get your thumb out of
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your mouth so she takes them out of her
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mouth she she you know she looks at me
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seriously and she says Danny what is
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beauty and I'm like this is last night
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and I'm like oh what is beauty
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and so I so I go you know I give up I
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give a basic sort of careful once-over
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through beauty that's just there's so
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many little sand traps in that lot of
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sand traps and a lot of you know a lot
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of stuff that you have to be careful of
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of you know your language and then your
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metal language and your pre language but
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you also have to watch how long a pause
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to think about it that's right you have
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to just get an answer out because there
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it is and you know maybe it makes it i
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think the longer i feei feel like the
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longer i wait to compose a good answer
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the more it's going to feel like
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bullshit right well and the other thing
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is I feel like kids even young kids have
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enough intrinsic logic to know that an
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answer along the lines of well beauty is
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what you make it or beauty is different
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for everybody is also kind of a lie
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I mean that is true and you need to
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communicate that concept that beauty is
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relative but if Beauty it's it's like
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all that stuff that people say like oh
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it's different for everybody and no it's
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just better that's not nice like that's
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right it's like if that were true then
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we wouldn't talk about it all the time
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and there wouldn't be a word for it
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right so anyway give an answer and she's
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you know got a couple of follow-up
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questions and at some point she says
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like you know because I because I said
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like some people think that is that a
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bunch of sailboats on a lake on a sunny
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day is very beautiful to see the
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sailboats all together on the lake
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other people don't have they don't feel
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that emotion when they see a bunch of
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sailboats they just see boats they don't
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see the beauty and she said my eyes are
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beautiful because everybody says that to
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her and so she's trying to like fit that
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in that you like sort of two sailboats
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yeah like what am I supposed to do with
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this basically she's asked me what is
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beauty because she's single
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what am I supposed to do with this when
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everybody says my eyes are beautiful
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what does that mean and what are they
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and when is what am i how do i do what
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do i do with what's my take away
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and I was like I don't think there's
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anybody that would disagree that your
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eyes are beautiful but i'm sure i could
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find somebody who's like Blair they'll
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look but so i gotta so you know she's
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finally you know she finally has had
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some food for thought I was like you
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know remember the james bond movie where
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where roger moore gets on a circus train
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that's universally regarded as not
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beautiful by everybody is like an aging
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roger morris dressed as a clown me and
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she's like right right idea i agree i
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know what that I know what you mean now
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but I get out of a room i close the door
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i say goodnight sweetheart close the
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door I look up at the clock it's ten
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o'clock now I'm like how did this happen
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how did I get to ten o'clock here i did
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not i had there was dinner and there was
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a there was some storytelling and then
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there was pajamas got on and weds ten
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o'clock every night I say this to my
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wife twice a week but every night at a
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different time I don't know when it
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happens but at some point between
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usually about 4 15 and 6 45 and our
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disappears
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there's an hour i cannot account for
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every night I'm like what the fuck how
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is it 630 yeah those hours are going
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somewhere
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well they're going back to nineteen
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ninety-seven they're trying to rebuild
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the missing teen is that totally makes
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sense there I they're like collecting
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like people are resilient dump trying to
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get some milk cartons in the ear out of
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it that's right exactly
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ah that explains a lot on well I feel
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like this is the thing about about
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multiple multiverses and I feel that's
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the thing about what happens if you go
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into the black hole and you are in the
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room of a of all the times and you start
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knocking books off the shelf
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yeah yeah pretty soon you're going to
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make a year somewhere where you're going
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to take a year away
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well it makes sense because of the
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differences in gravity when you know
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what we need to get Neil deGrasse Tyson
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on here okay
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he's going to have his whole you know
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like blah blah blah theories
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yeah about it and then we'll get Ted
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Cruz and he can give us his theories
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okay um and jump in here the
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other thing that I did related to food
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part 2 yeah I am tried some different
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Salisbury steaks see what you did it
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even sounds big comparison test yeah
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apparently one night apparently well
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apparently a few nights ago I cooked two
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different brands of Salisbury steak and
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to do a side-by-side tests are you
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saying that this happened during a
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blackout or some kind of everything that
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happens after my family goes to bed
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that's what I do most of my science
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because it's just it's just easier to
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cleaner environment
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let's talk with beauty so I cooked it up
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and I I knew the winner going into it
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you can tell the winner just by looking
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at the ingredients
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yeah but I did I could not find the
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boiling bag i think that's an artifact
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this point that breaks my heart
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unless we go to ebay i don't think we're
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going to find boil in bag Salisbury
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steak but i did get a nicely paired
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Stouffer Salisbury steak with macaroni
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cheese and then I got some kind of like
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weird off-brand cafeteria food one to
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compare it with and this tho those
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surfers was much much better it was it
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was you know it was it was good the
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other one was not was was categorically
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not good the other one had that kind of
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like a cafeteria like elementary school
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cafeteria hamburger feel to it
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yeah well when you look at the
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ingredients if if like the second or
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third ingredient is dog food okay you
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know that's not that's the one to leave
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yeah yeah well you know it's funny
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because I mean the first ingredient is
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it's mostly great gravy and Salisbury
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steak because my weight but you know the
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stuff is pretty good imma stick with it
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i'm gonna go through all the ones that
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got the storm that rhyme all I'm not
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gonna write it up on our blogger not an
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animal but i will try all of them on but
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it was pretty damn good
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here's my mean my hack of course is you
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always make a little pot of egg noodles
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and i know that for next time that
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doubles the it just doubles the
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experience right because then the
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gravy's got somewhere to go and you got
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a little bit of get a little noodle with
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every bite I i took note from you though
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I believe your advice is always make the
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whole thing always make it all so if you
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get the package of wide egg noodles from
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the grocery store you always cook the
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whole thing make the whole thing
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I i do that now and then i have the
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leftovers i put in a ziploc bag and then
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I can have one of the things i think
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they call it second dinner that night I
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can have second dinner
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y la after was going to bed mendota
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science now here's the problem is the
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problem this is a problem for me but not
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for you because of my because of my
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gluten relationship my number one
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favorite food of all foods which is
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yesterday's egg noodles and butter in a
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ziploc bag i can no longer I can no
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longer indulge in those and I do not
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want to eat corn pasta or rice pasta so
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I have to forgo what had what basically
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had formerly been the the the junk
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let's call it i mean i'm talking about a
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Chinese junk
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ok right the junk that that that kid
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that ferried me across the sea was
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basically a boat made out of egg noodles
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right that's how I came to be when they
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went when when when they took me down to
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the Nile and they put me in a in a raft
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made of reeds like Moses that raft was
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made of noodles if you if i'm ever
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involved I don't know if you have in
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your will at all but if you wanna have a
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Viking funeral I would find a way to put
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you on a boat made of egg noodles and
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fucking set it on fire i would do that
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for you
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Thank You Merlin that's why we are
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that's why we are friends i am kind of
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confused those are you are you are
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I thought you were like officially at
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that you've given up are you kind of
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back on avoiding the glutens the thing
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is I have to because they are they are
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poisons i hadn't i gave them i gave them
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up and then I was sad and now I had
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cannot be sad it is not upstate that I
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prefer and now I've seen the other side
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i've been to the edge i stood and looked
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down up and down still somehow that's
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right solutions you call but the noodles
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heart so good after all
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uh and I do not want them sam-i-am
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mm and so I I so what I used to do was
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make an entire bag of noodles and then
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you've got a bag then you've got the the
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leftover noodles in the fridge and you
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can throw a handful of already cooked
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noodles into pretty much anything like
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you've got some chili throw a little
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handful of yesterday's noodles on there
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you got some cells break celebrates take
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you even I mean there's almost nothing i
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mean if you have a bean burrito maybe
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don't throw a handful of noodles on it
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but maybe do right but I can't do that
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anymore and so now i look in my
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refrigerator and and I think there's
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some voice in my head that's like find
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the starch but there is no starch and
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your Terminator heads-up display flips
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on just like fuck us all so I can't not
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so I can't find the starch and I and so
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I just you know I just go to have my
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miserable a little little like cheese
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wad you know you take it you take one of
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those pics one of those things that
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letter you put a cheese and this is god
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sue this is uh I well let me give you
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one thought technology i mentioned this
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on another program i don't think i told
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you about this do you know about the
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costco boiled peeled eggs i do and
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here's because here's the deal for like
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eleven dollars you get 24 boiled peeled
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eggs in little packages you have you
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have eggs any time you want to just open
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up internet if you don't want to do a
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fucking egg yeah
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have you tried it i swear i've done it
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three times now I've had three of them I
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don't kill a lot of chickens they're
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really good and super convenient so I
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have a very complicated relationship
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with hard-boiled eggs through hardball
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hard-boiled eggs as you know smell like
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feet and I they are both
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kind of spongy slimy and also chalky
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melee uh-huh right you have to be
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applied through the spongy slimy part to
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get to the chalky merely part and for
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years I didn't want anything to do with
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the hardwell day I don't want anything
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to do with it but then when I was
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walking across Europe you get to that
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point you know so you're in england
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right and you get the you get the deluxe
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English breakfast which is like which is
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like 15 different kinds of food all I is
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it like an Irish Breakfast irish
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breakfast yesterday
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yeah it's like my putting you get the
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you get the blood sausage you get the
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liens you always get beans in my
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experience an irish breakfast is sort of
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a uniform brown they're shooting for a
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brown kind of like a universally
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golden-brown yeah yeah
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an English breakfast really wants the
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entire breakfast ultimately to be the
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color of the whole of a ship it's trying
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to get a kind of steely gray a steely
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gray color and it's grim and dignified
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it's really it's really grim and and I
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think we've talked about this before
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where the English the United Kingdom
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people who eat these breakfasts they
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need a little bit of this and then they
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move over need a little bit of that and
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then move it a little bit of that and if
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you are an American and you look at this
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plate of beans and and tomatoes and so
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forth and you're just like great and you
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stir it all up together in one kind of
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like soupy mush boy it really affects
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them it makes them recoil in horror they
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have a lot of you know what I mean they
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like they like to wait in lines they
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have a lot of the English people have a
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lot of they definitely like things a
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certain way
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yeah and do not think you should make
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sure English and they survived for
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thousands of years with a certain kind
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of order right but then you cross the
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channel and then you are in the land of
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black bread and hard-boiled eggs and
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every day you get you could eat you you
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go someplace for breakfast and they're
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like here's some black bread here is
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some momento lo this is more germany had
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touchy German land who move monster land
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let's call it whoo &
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I love that pimento loaf right salami
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with little bits in it like not but like
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yeah like little bits of olive and
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pistachios and you know I'm talking to
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me and now I I do i do and then I tend
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to skip over those things
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well sure as you do right but if you're
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sitting if you're starving to death as i
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was literally to death and you and you
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have opportunity to avail yourself of
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our breakfast there is a house brow who
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is presenting you with a breakfast on
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and maybe going to watch you eat it
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absolutely gonna watch it and there's
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some kind of bread that is the color of
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like raw raw crude oil and then there is
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a pimento loaf and then maybe a second
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pimento loaf and then a hard-boiled egg
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you're like Jesus at least I know what
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the egg is tonight at least I recognize
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the egg so I started to i started to eat
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these eggs and I realized that hard
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boiled eggs are amazing
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now I'm in my thirties at this point
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never never really enjoyed an egg now I
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was really enjoying an egg but when I
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got back to America and I was in a land
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of plenty
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again where I had a refrigerator full of
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yesterday's noodles boil-in-the-bag
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Salisbury steaks on the hoof it was very
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difficult for me to go back to this this
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privation diet huh
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right where I once upon a time had
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enjoyed hardball days and i have not
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i've never been able to put it back into
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gear because I because I never and
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confronted with pimento loaf so
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hard-boiled egg has fallen back to the
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bottom of the list i get it and having
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my dad I think I think my dad in a my
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late father any more enlightened age
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would probably have been diagnosed with
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PTSD from being Korea and it was really
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rough time he was an infant really oh
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yeah he could be around fireworks and
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then another one was that he just
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chicken and rice
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he just did not ever want to see it
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again because you walk around Korea and
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you kill a bunch of fucking chickens
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need some rice and that's what they did
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all the time while
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they were miserable and I don't you know
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even for a man in his twenties I think
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that has enough of a kind of imprint on
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chicken as bad news index in your case
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once your way from the provision of the
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of the brown bread and the and the eggs
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watch your back to the SS brown the hoof
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like why would you why would you go back
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why have an egg in an egg and onion as
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you're saying an egg is a perfect little
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dollop it's a perfect little thing you
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can go to costco and by 25 of them in a
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bag already peeled
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well I mean you're living in the future
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dude if you've got some frozen bacon you
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get some frozen bacon and a couple eggs
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you get breakfast on the go my friends
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wow it's such a it's such a thought act
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mhm but I just can't I just you know
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what it is I'm afraid that I'm gonna
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open up that bag of 25 eggs and that
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smell of feet
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yeah it's going to come out of there and
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I'm and I'm I'm gonna be like I'm gonna
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have to go into an isolation two guys
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with it people you can certainly Gary oh
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my god i saw Skeeter the other day
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yeah he does not look well I don't know
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Skeeter Skeeter is in trouble and and
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and he they were yelling at Gary and
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gary was yelling they were it was like
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the things are coming to a head over
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there calm now you're yelling carry and
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he was like what could i do when they
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were like do something well what you
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think it means
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well I don't know I just mean who knows
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ah but then i but then i had a lot kind
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of a long conversation with Skeeter and
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he's like oh yeah they don't have my
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medication right and I'm by looked and
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he was like I looked bad i was and i
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said i said scare you look bad
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it was like yeah i know we just need it
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we just need to figure out the figure
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out the cocktail
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well that's like this room I don't think
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you need to figure out a cocktail friend
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yeah it's but it's a it's it's pretty
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rough over there but but you know i am
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my brother's keeper in a way yeah and so
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you know help out when I can
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yeah yeah you know anything set on fire
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that's for sure no i don't and i don't i
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don't want frankly I don't want Gary
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living in the front yard anymore but you
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know Gary might be the only thing that's
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holding that whole thing down right it's
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like it's a guy like a human
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a game of Jenga you don't move the van
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that's right you move the van but well
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the thing is this is what's crazy i came
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up i came out the other day the man had
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moved it had just moved to a different
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place he stipulated it doesn't run well
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it had must have it must have run enough
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to pull out where it was and then repart
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itself and what I feel like is that they
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had a big fight they were like you're
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out of here and he went out and spent
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what she probably was two-and-a-half
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hours getting the van started then he
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got into gear he pulled it around as
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though he was gonna load up his
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extension cord and he needed to find his
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weed whacker or something you know like
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he was like they're so you know I'm
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gonna Park it here while I go in and get
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the stuff my stuff I gotta go get my
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stuff out of the kitchen or something
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oh so you think maybe the the lady that
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who runs the house might have said it's
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time to go
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something there was some kind of
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experience there was something i don't
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think he would have started that band
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for any other reason other than we could
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have over the last whatever year to he
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would I mean if I if I were they I mean
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finally live and also be driving a van
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if I could see personally think when you
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yeah so he started the band he he reap
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parked it went inside to get his spatula
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and then they had a rock pro small m and
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or you know it was kind of like when I
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was a teenager right my mom said you're
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bad you're bad a your bad kid and go
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live with your father and so I went and
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I went to live with my dad and when I
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came back over to visit my mom had
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turned my bedroom into a guest room
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about I've told you the story that
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subtle and show and replaced by whoever
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shows up yeah and and this with the full
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knowledge that she has never had a guest
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spend the night
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yeah she had a guest e-type is no so she
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has a guest room and it's for Elijah
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basically right there's never no one's
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ever going to state it was this is
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unintentionally black
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it was just it was just that she took
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all of my stuff and all of my paintings
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and stuff down off the wall and put a
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flower bed spread on the bed it was like
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wow it's the guest room and so when he
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John and I for a couple of months i live
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with my dad which you know i found just
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it just basically intolerable just
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because my dad was a bit busy body and
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it just felt like you know it felt like
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staying with mom was a prize that I had
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to earn I had to re-learn and I was
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going to do that immediately write it
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was you can't you can't give me the give
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me a red ribbon and and put the blue
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ribbon up on a shelf right I'm gonna go
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for the Blue Ribbon who so i started
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going over to my mom's house and then
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you know it's sneak in and and end up
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spending the night in the guest room but
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it was like a it was it was a little bit
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of a I never fully read I never fully
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read joined that room for that house for
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like three more years I never really put
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my paintings back up on the wall
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I never really it was still a little bit
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of the guest room until I graduate from
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high school and moved out
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and for the first time rollin right this
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moment I have no idea how I got on that
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topic haha and all of our time together
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you're right you're pivoting you're red
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you're pivoting from Gary in the van
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oh right so what you but your mom I mean
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you know just a close you helped her fix
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up her house I mean but this is what I'm
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saying I feel like Gary moved the van
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the van is in a new position now but it
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is in a position that is sort of pointed
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out the driveway instead of tucked
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safely behind the hedge and so even if
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Gary lives there for two more years he's
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never he's it bc he's going to show up
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there he's going to see the van
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positioned its new position and he's
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never gonna feel a hundred percent
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oh because you're his paintings were off
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the wall his paintings are off the wall
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van is divided the van is closer
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potentially closer to moving than it was
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before right and so he's in a he is he's
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changed his superposition 21 of like
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motion i had a prediction you know
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what's gonna happen i think about why
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you step pick my daughter up from her
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preschool we would walk the same route
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every day to walk from her school to the
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train to go home and every day every day
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you go to walk and we started noticing
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you know i can kinda can't help but
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notice uh it's January some people start
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sentries on the street
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februari sometimes you see a tree or two
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on the street there was one house we
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passed every day and became a running
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joke i thought was funny and cheated but
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everyday into march into april i would
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say do you think the trees gonna be
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there today
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mhm and and she would say usually yeah i
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think i'll still be there and then one
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day the tree was gonna we never find out
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find out why was there until spring time
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what's gonna happen with the van well
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let's see that's the thing though this
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is the thing about inertia the thing
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about you know momentum the the inertia
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is on the side of Gary's van until it
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moves and then I i think it's going to
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disappear you're never going to know why
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unless you ask
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I think it's gonna be I think it's meant
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to be a mystery
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well so what one of one day I was
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talking to gary and what one of the
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amazing things about Gary of course is
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that you can have a you can have
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multiple conversations with him and he
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has no recollection of ever having met
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you before from one I mean you know he's
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been living across the street for me now
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for stuck for a couple years at least
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no regular introduces himself to me
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every time
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are you serious is it really true yeah
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oh my god comes over introduces me and
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introduced himself to me and starts to
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tell me his story
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okay man I'm just standing here for a
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little while you know just bubbled up
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and I'm like Carrie I fucking know who
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you are afraid we've talked like 15
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oh sorry man sorry I just do the habit
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of it anyway in one of those
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conversations I learned that Gary grew
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up in that neighborhood who grew up
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three blocks away the native son
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so when I found that out I was I was
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dismayed because it can only mean that
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carry is Gary may never go away hearing
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remove his fan around that front yard
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for 20 more years because yeah he
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remembers that neighborhood from from
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the seventies god that's depressing John
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yeah it is it is depressing but I but
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you know there's there are a lot of
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things that could happen you know what
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there's a million stories in The Naked
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City that's true you know the other day
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I was at a i was at the store as I do as
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I still do even despite having talked
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many times about how I need to stop
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going to thrifty always sounds like
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you're gonna stop it sounds like you've
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had your fill that the the everything
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store has jumped the thrift shark but
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there you are you're back there you're
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looking for bargains and back and
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looking for bargains that's exactly
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right and i'm in there and I don't know
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what I you know you'd never know what
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you're looking for right go in you're
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looking around just looking and looking
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the wizard Harry well and and this is
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what happened so I'm like you know what
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I hardly ever look at belts I'm gonna go
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look at belts and walk over and there's
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just you know total fucking like it
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looks like that it looks like the
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cabling at a at a server farm right
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except its belt human belt human del
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tracking human belt Rat King and I'm
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standing there and I'm like flipping
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through these belts and like as well
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garbage and like you know a belt this
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boy and and belts little sailboats on
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demand that you know right let's see you
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double points boy
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yeah i guess you'd have to transport the
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buckle to a slightly more voluminous
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yeah or well you know the lot of those
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belts the style was to do as a as your
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daughter was wearing it you know sort of
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tucked in right extra-long like an 80
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spelt that sort of tucked around so
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maybe i might even be able to wear one
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of those boy belts but anyway i'm
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flipping through and flipping through
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and then I find a belt and I'm like you
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know you just you get used to in thrift
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stores you can get that the tips of your
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fingers kind of can feel when something
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is of a different grade ever make you
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flip through the shirts or like garbage
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garbage garbage and then you touch up
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fabric and you're like that's a nice
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fabric and that's kind of when I pull
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the shirt a little bit to look at look
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at it more closely
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like I don't want to I don't want to
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wear a shirt that I don't like the feel
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of it so a lot of lot of times I just I
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just running my fingers over stuff like
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yet yet yet yet
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and then you find something so I'm
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flipping through these belts there's
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probably 300 belts you know and I touch
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something I'm like that's a different
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feel and I pull this belltown and I'm
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like oh it's you know it's kind of soft
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and then I look at it it's like the
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front of the belt is alligator like
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that's an interesting thing so I pull
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the thing off and I and I put it on and
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it fits me like all right so I like the
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feel it fits me it's kind of I've never
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I've never owned an alligator belt
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because my standard for belts has always
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been like hippie big buckle right like
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rock-and-roll belt i got a lot of
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rock-and-roll belt now I now I want a
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nice belt
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all of a sudden I never had a nice belt
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so look at this thing i turn the belt /
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it's got all these different stamps any
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impressions on the back but tell all
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this information about it which seems
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promising right
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the more information that an item has on
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it the more you are able to research it
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so I take out my phone and I start
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putting in all this data from the back
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of this belt
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turns out it's an eight-hundred-dollar
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alligator belt Wow
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and it was only are they notes on the
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sourcing well it's like the name of so a
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lot of belts you just you look at them
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they have no information on them and
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then the first piece of information that
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you'll find on a belt is this is the
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size so a lot of belts just have the
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size stamped on it uh-huh and then
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you'll have you know if if a company is
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making a belt and they think highly
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enough of themselves that they'll put
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their name on the belt then that's a
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step up and you'll get the you know
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you'll get those belts that are like I
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don't know
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dolce & gabbana or something they put
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their name on it but this was a belt
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that had like like a cursive stamp
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that's in hand made in America and then
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it had you know the name of the
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alligator and had all this stuff and it
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was all it wasn't think it was all like
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embossed was like well let's let's
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research this so I so I find out it's
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this very expensive built now I've
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already been through three that the
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process of like deciding that I like the
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feel of it figuring out it fits so now
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I'm realizing that it is a very
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expensive belt which ignites the
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basically ignites the the bonfire chain
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on top of the mountains that signal the
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riders of rohan hand to ride to the cash
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register and so but
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but I'm thinking to myself like is an
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alligator belt really where I'm headed
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in life is that is that my direction can
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ask the digit and would it not only fit
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it fits great you're kidding that was
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this that's the second thing i do right
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I I pulled it off and i put it around me
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and I was it sounds talismanic John it's
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not like this bell was intended for you
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write like a sword in the stone type
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situation right it's the wand finds you
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that's right Harry yes sir i have this
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alligator felt which communicates I mean
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an alligator belt to me communicates
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that you are the either the worst kind
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of lawyer or someone who lives on a boat
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for someone who hates alligators or
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right it could be an alligator hunter
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but i would think that that alligator
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belt would be like something that you
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had made but that's a new kind of
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statement dealt for you so I get this
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belt and I and I take it home I wear it
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I where the next day and i feel i feel
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that weird thing that you feel when you
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are thrifty shopper and you have found a
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little treasure you wear it around and
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it's like it's like our daughters with
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their mismatch socks it's that little
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bit of like I have a secret I my belt
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cost eight hundred dollars
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Wow my belt had my belt formerly cost
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eight hundred dollars at someone else
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paid for it one time and now it's mine
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for 399 so the next day i'm driving
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around town in my alligator belt feeling
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strong and I start to feel that Vegas
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thing like how many of these how many of
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these alligator belts are out there I
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wasn't even all I get it yeah and so I
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head to a thrift store get the itch got
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the itch I walked over to the belt i
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start flipping through the belts at a
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different thrift store the next day why
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I'm wearing my alligator belt i find
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another alligator built by the same
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maker at a different thrift store
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wow what and it also fit me what are the
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chances i don't know now I got to
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alligator belt this is the
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baader-meinhof syndrome like he did
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no alligator belt existing I see him all
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the time yeah now you got two of them
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and i'm walking around like what else is
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gonna happen and right now these are
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these alligator belts are like these are
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very expensive items they communicate to
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somebody they communicate this is what's
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whatever it is that these alligator
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belts communicate they only communicate
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that thing to people i will never meet
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or that i hardly ever how it's like a
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dumb mistake challenge coin
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yeah right like it's going to really get
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the influencer significance of it you
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gotta get the significant 7 but you do
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you know what it is you're telegraphing
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with that I have no idea it's like I'm
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where it's like I'm innocent girls like
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a hanky code
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yeah right it's a hanky code I don't
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know where it's like a black box pinging
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on the bottom of the South Pacific that
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no one will ever hear
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I'm walking around sending off these
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powerful like this black belt message
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the best bike belt boner and it's
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falling on deaf ears everyone around me
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is def to the fact that you can even
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communicate something like this with a
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belt i'm gonna guess that the first one
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of the well I who knows like what order
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these things going but I bet one of the
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first things is when you slip one of
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these on you suddenly start seeing more
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of this kind of belt
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ok it's so mean you need about to see
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the belt it's like when you're playing
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slugbug who and all of a sudden their
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books with your bugs everywhere
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yeah exactly right it's a good
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availability heuristic with belts so I
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need the belt to see the belt right now
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i'm going to start seeing the belt then
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why do it now you're in a year in a
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multiverse now my friend like where did
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that come from how do that what was that
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what was the prime moving belt like how
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how you know what I mean like how is it
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you got that belt
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how do i get the belt enough but now I
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found a second belt so my my third
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question is now that i'm aware of this
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and i start at in my thrift store
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experiences of course now i'm going to
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go right to the belts every time I walk
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in I think it's your obligation at this
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point well what happens if I what
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happens if i find a third one does it a
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mean that alligator belt are are thick
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on the ground and that there are so many
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of these but that but that doesn't
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I'm not me and it might be a Brigadoon
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type situation where like maybe once a
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year one of these belts makes itself a
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parent I'm gonna say i don't know
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because I don't have one of these but
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maybe your job now is to help the right
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people find one of these belts too i
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don't know how you find out who that is
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to be like a belt guide
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mmm yeah i got bella bella has felt the
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spirit guide
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I mean they're very very pleasing these
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belt they're very soft I mean I feel bad
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that an alligator had to die but you
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know if something's gonna have to die
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like an alligator might be a small
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alligator is pretty close to like the
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top-ranked of things that I don't care
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whether it does or not I got no feelings
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about him was probably bigger than
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alligators that John I mean I don't
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think this happens by accident this
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well I don't say it on there but
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although this might be well this might
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be the photos you think when I don't
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know I don't know but like how would you
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know when they were reaching out to you
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maybe maybe they give you an offering
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ok now this and now you got two
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offerings and now you're asking
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questions and now you're open to the
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idea that great thing might be somebody
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need to talk to so last night I'm
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driving home i'm wearing my second
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alligator belt and i'm driving past the
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airport and you know because of a trick
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of the of the perspective like a big
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sort of military jet has taken off from
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boeing field but it appears to kind of
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be hovering there because it's so big
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that it that it's not disappearing very
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fast and it's just it's nighttime so I
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can only kind of see it's light and it's
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hovering over the road as I'm driving
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and I was reminded that of course that's
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if if the UFOs were here on a regular
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basis that's how they would disguise
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themselves right they would disguise
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themselves as military jets and this
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thing is just hovering there over the
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road and i'm driving a long I've got my
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alligator belt on and watching this
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airplane and I'm thinking is this it
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are they is this the moment when all of
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a sudden like they might have tried lots
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of times and the conditions just weren't
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right or maybe you were right
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like maybe you weren't where you need to
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be to be looking for
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right kind of thing because it's like I
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just be an obvious think you're gonna
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like show up with a with cake I need the
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belt to see the belt the belt to see the
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oh Allah oh shanthi our shanti shanti
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home am gonna cut all that out haha you
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need adult to the belt
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