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Ep. 184: "Mr. Choƶde"

 

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00:00:28 ◼   ► hello I John hi Marilyn

00:00:31 ◼   ► how's it going good i'm sorry I'm late

00:00:35 ◼   ► that's ok i can't keep forgetting when

00:00:37 ◼   ► the winter time that I have to warm up

00:00:39 ◼   ► my truck for an hour-and-a-half how cold

00:00:41 ◼   ► is it there

00:00:42 ◼   ► oh right now it's not that cold it's you

00:00:45 ◼   ► know it's in the in the cold range but

00:00:47 ◼   ► it's not like cold cold but the truck

00:00:50 ◼   ► doesn't know that the truck doesn't

00:00:51 ◼   ► think for itself

00:00:52 ◼   ► it's not really that useful i'm gonna go

00:00:53 ◼   ► with this home for its 48 it's 44 th 42

00:00:58 ◼   ► let's say I'm just going to check the

00:01:00 ◼   ► internet

00:01:00 ◼   ► ok let's see what the internet says uh

00:01:02 ◼   ► like 42 well first of all when you go to

00:01:04 ◼   ► this website and search for weather in

00:01:06 ◼   ► seattle washington

00:01:07 ◼   ► it gives you the address of 490 james

00:01:09 ◼   ► street I don't know where that is 490

00:01:11 ◼   ► dreams probably reveal too much already

00:01:13 ◼   ► they say it downtown 3700 and overcast

00:01:17 ◼   ► and it feels like 37 so so I'm my

00:01:21 ◼   ► calibration is five degrees off and I'm

00:01:24 ◼   ► gonna have to i'm just going to have to

00:01:26 ◼   ► chalk that up to feeling like to be an

00:01:29 ◼   ► optimist I love that about you right

00:01:31 ◼   ► you're always looking on the bright side

00:01:33 ◼   ► it's like sporty now it's 42 it's not 37

00:01:37 ◼   ► you know 37 is pretty cold

00:01:40 ◼   ► yeah it's cold you're gonna have a

00:01:41 ◼   ► scattered scattered light rain until

00:01:44 ◼   ► about three o'clock and then it will be

00:01:45 ◼   ► cloudy

00:01:46 ◼   ► I think that's consistent with in my

00:01:47 ◼   ► experience doesn't say anything about

00:01:49 ◼   ► like road rage e fat middle-aged guys

00:01:53 ◼   ► and f2 fifties yeah it says here you can

00:01:56 ◼   ► look for that started a little bit for

00:01:57 ◼   ► for my it will reach its peak at about 5

00:02:02 ◼   ► 35 mm and the probably some injuries by

00:02:05 ◼   ► seven and I got a little glimpse of this

00:02:06 ◼   ► morning but didn't I just turned my

00:02:09 ◼   ► windshield wipers on a way it went

00:02:11 ◼   ► Stillson that Delia Smith song uh-huh oh

00:02:14 ◼   ► dear well what did what are you driving

00:02:16 ◼   ► now to to get to where you go if I could

00:02:18 ◼   ► ask well you know I've got my god 1979

00:02:21 ◼   ► GMC Suburban which is which

00:02:23 ◼   ► you know I'm doubling down on on the

00:02:24 ◼   ► vintage GMC sure family thank you but

00:02:28 ◼   ► the GMC only has an AM radio and so if i

00:02:33 ◼   ► want to it and it only has one speaker

00:02:36 ◼   ► and it's in the middle of the dash

00:02:37 ◼   ► yeah and the one speaker was I think

00:02:41 ◼   ► does

00:02:41 ◼   ► sign to communicate only in beeps in

00:02:45 ◼   ► World War two

00:02:46 ◼   ► it was it was the spinach is stuff still

00:02:48 ◼   ► sounds pretty good

00:02:49 ◼   ► the Bible stuff is good there is a great

00:02:51 ◼   ► station in seattle called kxi that

00:02:54 ◼   ► always used to play big band music but

00:02:56 ◼   ► as the big band generation has died

00:02:58 ◼   ► now the old people are that strange

00:03:03 ◼   ► strange generation born in the thirties

00:03:06 ◼   ► which nobody cares about they don't have

00:03:10 ◼   ► a name their the Lost Generation well

00:03:12 ◼   ► that's a shame it's terrible at their

00:03:14 ◼   ► pre baby boomers but their post greatest

00:03:16 ◼   ► generation and they swear to you Merlin

00:03:19 ◼   ► had the worst music of many people ever

00:03:21 ◼   ► let's see yeah you know they're sort of

00:03:25 ◼   ► like an early version of our generation

00:03:26 ◼   ► the inbetweeners generation if you're

00:03:28 ◼   ► born in the thirties you're gonna be you

00:03:31 ◼   ► know what you're gonna be you're gonna

00:03:32 ◼   ► be the people who screamed Frank

00:03:34 ◼   ► Sinatra's what you're going to be that's

00:03:35 ◼   ► exactly right von Monroe but Frank

00:03:38 ◼   ► Sinatra's early stuff you don't know I

00:03:40 ◼   ► mean I mean yeah I mean like now it's a

00:03:42 ◼   ► natural one point out right when you

00:03:43 ◼   ► offer so not yeah tell me about people

00:03:45 ◼   ► forget about you i think a lot of people

00:03:47 ◼   ► don't really know about Frank Sinatra

00:03:48 ◼   ► mmm i think you're right

00:03:50 ◼   ► well i mean i think there's two at least

00:03:52 ◼   ► two maybe three interesting things a lot

00:03:54 ◼   ► of people don't know about Frank Sinatra

00:03:55 ◼   ► the first of all they don't realize that

00:03:56 ◼   ► he was mayor rudy vallee before him but

00:03:59 ◼   ► he was one of the original giant in like

00:04:02 ◼   ► a national teen heartthrobs you probably

00:04:04 ◼   ► are big pop star that's right and and

00:04:06 ◼   ► that but basically you know as we know

00:04:08 ◼   ► from the Godfather that he was working

00:04:10 ◼   ► for I would say Tommy Shaw when I mean

00:04:13 ◼   ► to say to me don't see it would be kind

00:04:15 ◼   ► of Greater Tommy shot had a big Lear get

00:04:17 ◼   ► a wood and Frank Sinatra was the singer

00:04:20 ◼   ► Oh mom here with my long arm of the

00:04:23 ◼   ► lobby mom

00:04:25 ◼   ► yeah but and so he's under contract damn

00:04:28 ◼   ► he was basically he was just another guy

00:04:30 ◼   ► working for them and then you know and

00:04:33 ◼   ► then the dawn got him out of the

00:04:34 ◼   ► contract

00:04:35 ◼   ► don was with mr. Woltz put the put the

00:04:39 ◼   ► hook for suhoor said mr. Woltz is a bed

00:04:42 ◼   ► my goodness my goodness what a wonderful

00:04:44 ◼   ► seen Frank Sinatra and then I had a

00:04:47 ◼   ► funny CD of his in the eighties excuse

00:04:50 ◼   ► me in there

00:04:50 ◼   ► yeah the late eighties which was no mr.

00:04:54 ◼   ► mr. wall

00:04:55 ◼   ► you haven't yet a CD of his immediate

00:04:57 ◼   ► she was the best piece of ass I ever had

00:05:01 ◼   ► she yeah kind of heroin

00:05:04 ◼   ► yeah that's a shame what happened that

00:05:06 ◼   ► girl he ruined her listen Frank Sinatra

00:05:10 ◼   ► you fucked my wife

00:05:12 ◼   ► haha on the box he had several

00:05:15 ◼   ► interesting things happen one of them

00:05:16 ◼   ► was it like at one point you know

00:05:18 ◼   ► there's a big strike the musicians went

00:05:19 ◼   ► on strike in the forties you know about

00:05:21 ◼   ► this

00:05:22 ◼   ► well you have a big musician strike in

00:05:23 ◼   ► the 1940s but I hate you

00:05:26 ◼   ► god dammit the musicians went on strike

00:05:28 ◼   ► and so they're debating like what are we

00:05:29 ◼   ► gonna do we cannot record and so there's

00:05:32 ◼   ► this reference columbia there's this

00:05:34 ◼   ► really weird series of songs he did

00:05:36 ◼   ► that's just him one recorded because

00:05:40 ◼   ► that is a hatter room for three hours

00:05:42 ◼   ► one take one and done but yeah and so he

00:05:46 ◼   ► had a record recordings of him with

00:05:48 ◼   ► basically just acapella background

00:05:50 ◼   ► singing my super interesting and then

00:05:54 ◼   ► what people don't realize is he was a

00:05:55 ◼   ► wash up

00:05:56 ◼   ► he was and so that's that can it always

00:05:58 ◼   ► comes back all roads lead back to the

00:05:59 ◼   ► Godfather because because the story

00:06:01 ◼   ► apparently was true that like if he

00:06:04 ◼   ► needed that role he needed a humanistic

00:06:06 ◼   ► Golden Arm well before that though it

00:06:09 ◼   ► was from here to eternity

00:06:11 ◼   ► I think that's the movie they're

00:06:12 ◼   ► referencing as a romantic lay in the

00:06:14 ◼   ► godfather and so what was she like his

00:06:17 ◼   ► career was on the skids and he was what

00:06:19 ◼   ► he was maybe his thirties and then he

00:06:21 ◼   ► went to jail for a they arrested him

00:06:23 ◼   ► you are so excited to tell the story of

00:06:25 ◼   ► Frank Sinatra's American icon is a

00:06:27 ◼   ► horrible human being and and recording

00:06:30 ◼   ► something her public radio he's the

00:06:31 ◼   ► reason his family his estate is the

00:06:34 ◼   ► reason why we get all this

00:06:36 ◼   ► what why there's more careful control of

00:06:38 ◼   ► the IP on dead people bitching about

00:06:39 ◼   ► that you put your body on my mind here

00:06:43 ◼   ► with the tendrils of the Frank Sinatra

00:06:45 ◼   ► stina Sinatra since his death circa

00:06:47 ◼   ► nineteen ninety has run his empire and

00:06:49 ◼   ► basically what they're running into was

00:06:51 ◼   ► that Frank Sinatra's was was like being

00:06:52 ◼   ► put on everything they said this has to

00:06:53 ◼   ► stop long story short you can send

00:06:55 ◼   ► planet money on this very good program

00:06:56 ◼   ► and they basically came up with this new

00:06:59 ◼   ► new kind of law that said that you know

00:07:00 ◼   ► that that's why the Elvis family you

00:07:02 ◼   ► know the other's family puts is a put

00:07:04 ◼   ► his face on everything now but their

00:07:05 ◼   ► money they control that

00:07:07 ◼   ► sure sure

00:07:07 ◼   ► sure where's the James Dean family and

00:07:10 ◼   ► Marilyn Monroe family so they end up on

00:07:13 ◼   ► unlike cocaine mirrors all across

00:07:15 ◼   ► America and all those in a red jacket

00:07:18 ◼   ► point all those all those pictures that

00:07:20 ◼   ► i see i I'm astonished at least have

00:07:24 ◼   ► such a such a tremendous life in a very

00:07:27 ◼   ► life but those pictures of like Marilyn

00:07:30 ◼   ► Monroe James Dean bob marley john lennon

00:07:34 ◼   ► and roy orbison or something all playing

00:07:37 ◼   ► pool you know it's not like it's like

00:07:40 ◼   ► dogs playing poker yeah called the

00:07:42 ◼   ► legends well sure you know if it has

00:07:44 ◼   ► been got heaven must be held a man that

00:07:47 ◼   ► kind of thing yeah Jimi Hendrix's in

00:07:48 ◼   ► there sometimes you know it's like so

00:07:50 ◼   ► weird to me when people do that

00:07:52 ◼   ► yeah and you see them you see these like

00:07:54 ◼   ► it's not really a poster I'm used to

00:07:55 ◼   ► seeing it as an illuminated mirror in a

00:07:59 ◼   ► certain kinds of the kind of painting in

00:08:01 ◼   ► style

00:08:02 ◼   ► yeah yeah it's a painting right it's

00:08:03 ◼   ► like it's like if somebody I think what

00:08:06 ◼   ► happened is somebody noticed that the

00:08:09 ◼   ► Traveling Wilburys had happened and they

00:08:11 ◼   ► were like what if what if we had the

00:08:14 ◼   ► ultimate traveling wilburys it's like

00:08:15 ◼   ► musical fan thick musical fanfic that's

00:08:18 ◼   ► exactly right but I mean value that

00:08:19 ◼   ► bandwidth sound awful horrible because I

00:08:23 ◼   ► wouldn't with James Dean do play the

00:08:25 ◼   ► drums I think bongos

00:08:27 ◼   ► what are you up there for he would be in

00:08:30 ◼   ► the davy jones part he would be the one

00:08:31 ◼   ► with maybe like six maracas or five

00:08:33 ◼   ► tambourines member david jones always

00:08:35 ◼   ► had way too many percussion instruments

00:08:36 ◼   ► that were a lot of tambourines well and

00:08:38 ◼   ► everything is I always wanted him to

00:08:39 ◼   ► where Ricky Ricardo shirt how man Ricky

00:08:41 ◼   ► Ricardo was a talented guy

00:08:43 ◼   ► I you know I miss all these heroes the

00:08:45 ◼   ► thing about the 1930s i was watching

00:08:47 ◼   ► band with Ricky Ricardo and James Dean

00:08:49 ◼   ► and and maybe I'm really works and broke

00:08:53 ◼   ► be playing groans I don't like the

00:08:55 ◼   ► honeycombs will be totally cool

00:08:56 ◼   ► Frank's another right to take it is

00:09:00 ◼   ► happening right back

00:09:01 ◼   ► he was the most was that he's the only

00:09:04 ◼   ► one of those guys will remember but

00:09:05 ◼   ► there which one there were dozens of

00:09:07 ◼   ► crooners oh sure it'll get the critters

00:09:09 ◼   ► and they were making music they were

00:09:11 ◼   ► making this treacly terrible music you

00:09:13 ◼   ► got Chuck hatman you've got Michael

00:09:16 ◼   ► Michael microphone you got to Bobby Byrd

00:09:19 ◼   ► Bobby

00:09:21 ◼   ► bobby socks bobby socks for do they call

00:09:23 ◼   ► bobby socks for sure i love you i said

00:09:25 ◼   ► 12 times we had to change it Bobby to

00:09:27 ◼   ► bobby socks ready you know because of

00:09:29 ◼   ► recent changes to Bobby suck UK but I

00:09:31 ◼   ► but so that is the music that I can hear

00:09:33 ◼   ► in my truck so as per usual I'd

00:09:36 ◼   ► generally leave the radio off when I'm

00:09:38 ◼   ► traveling in the truck

00:09:39 ◼   ► yeah you know that's to me that's a

00:09:41 ◼   ► little bit like reggae I can take a

00:09:42 ◼   ► little bit of that thing a little bit of

00:09:44 ◼   ► that and there are some kinds of things

00:09:46 ◼   ► there's a show i like a lot of uh on

00:09:48 ◼   ► public radio called fascinating rhythm

00:09:50 ◼   ► and it's this guy who goes in and does

00:09:52 ◼   ► like it's basically music of the early

00:09:55 ◼   ► to mid-twentieth century there's

00:09:57 ◼   ► something traumatic and he'll play stuff

00:09:59 ◼   ► like you know Bill Murray the original

00:10:00 ◼   ► memory like the old Irish crooner who

00:10:02 ◼   ► play these old songs from likes like

00:10:03 ◼   ► like cylinders and 78 and stuff like

00:10:05 ◼   ► that i enjoy that I went I enjoy that

00:10:07 ◼   ► but like like reggae a little bit goes a

00:10:10 ◼   ► long way from me

00:10:11 ◼   ► sure William William Murray was my

00:10:13 ◼   ► father are bilmar touch dr. Murray like

00:10:16 ◼   ► yeah so yeah story tears in his eyes I

00:10:19 ◼   ► guess that was what was so amazing about

00:10:21 ◼   ► Nelson Riddle right we think of nelson

00:10:23 ◼   ► riddle is being kind of corny now but at

00:10:25 ◼   ► the time those Nelson Riddle

00:10:27 ◼   ► arrangements were like sweeping the

00:10:29 ◼   ► slate clean of all these dumb violin or

00:10:32 ◼   ► dislike lame-ass a soft music yeah well

00:10:37 ◼   ► he's a tree actually I mean I'm not a

00:10:39 ◼   ► scholar of this era but uh so right now

00:10:41 ◼   ► get on there let's fall in love by Dan

00:10:43 ◼   ► diana krall is playing on kxi right now

00:10:45 ◼   ► miss you know 5654 afternoon drive is

00:10:48 ◼   ► coming up there

00:10:49 ◼   ► so what's crazy is that that John cash

00:10:52 ◼   ► has become a major major figure in the

00:10:57 ◼   ► he has a radio program it's it's the

00:11:00 ◼   ► very first banner on the page it's him

00:11:02 ◼   ► superimposed very poorly in Photoshop

00:11:04 ◼   ► over the city of seattle looking like

00:11:06 ◼   ► you sleeping it off a little bit yeah

00:11:07 ◼   ► and it's one of those syndicated

00:11:09 ◼   ► programs where he comes on and he's he's

00:11:10 ◼   ► a friendly guy he's got a voice that's

00:11:13 ◼   ► that makes you trust him right away

00:11:15 ◼   ► sure and he's like hey these are this

00:11:17 ◼   ► you know these are the sweet sounds of

00:11:19 ◼   ► your of our youth or something this is

00:11:21 ◼   ► that this was the sound of our lives

00:11:23 ◼   ► yeah heading and how the hell is our

00:11:26 ◼   ► jaunt ashes like 50 right i mean he's

00:11:29 ◼   ► not a member of this lost generation or

00:11:32 ◼   ► but he's really selling them

00:11:34 ◼   ► usually selling his 63 from Garden City

00:11:37 ◼   ► New York was married he was married to

00:11:39 ◼   ► Connie sellecca nothing wrong with that

00:11:41 ◼   ► you know I was a little bit late getting

00:11:42 ◼   ► in here and it seems like you've had an

00:11:44 ◼   ► extra cup of coffee or something because

00:11:46 ◼   ► you are you are checking the internet

00:11:47 ◼   ► with some alacrity sorry I'm so sorry

00:11:51 ◼   ► no no it's fantastic it's 144 any james

00:11:55 ◼   ► street is the Metropolitan management

00:11:56 ◼   ► company just so you know right yeah

00:11:59 ◼   ► that's not that's when you ask for

00:12:00 ◼   ► weather in seattle they tell you about

00:12:01 ◼   ► the Metropolitan management oh they got

00:12:03 ◼   ► one star on yelp just say no well I I

00:12:06 ◼   ► feel like I feel like what you what you

00:12:08 ◼   ► expect is that they are gonna give you

00:12:11 ◼   ► the the temperature at the airport

00:12:12 ◼   ► that's what they usually do yeah

00:12:14 ◼   ► but-but-but 490 James I wonder how much

00:12:17 ◼   ► they paid to be the weather source

00:12:19 ◼   ► oh you think that's a placement yeah I

00:12:21 ◼   ► feel like that sort of like costco field

00:12:23 ◼   ► or something

00:12:24 ◼   ► ok I search for SCA and it gives the

00:12:27 ◼   ► search engine optimization back with the

00:12:31 ◼   ► fucking my bell rings my bell

00:12:34 ◼   ► where am I don't know where's my bell

00:12:36 ◼   ► holy shit my business is still my bell

00:12:39 ◼   ► oao time back here then right mine's not

00:12:41 ◼   ► hiding minus full-on missing search

00:12:45 ◼   ► engine optimization yeah haha at the

00:12:49 ◼   ► seattle airport at 1773 international

00:12:52 ◼   ► boulevard is 36 degrees but it feels

00:12:53 ◼   ► like 33

00:12:55 ◼   ► wow that's probably that accounts for

00:12:58 ◼   ► that is accounted for by the by the wind

00:13:00 ◼   ► that they get up there they are again a

00:13:02 ◼   ► little bit of light rain 10 minutes that

00:13:04 ◼   ► will end in about 15 minutes

00:13:06 ◼   ► did you know that a fighter plane taking

00:13:08 ◼   ► off from the deck of an aircraft as a

00:13:09 ◼   ► word problem John ok a fighter plane

00:13:12 ◼   ► takes off from an aircraft carrier okay

00:13:14 ◼   ► 30 knots and a train leaves minneapolis

00:13:17 ◼   ► headed the other way and it's going well

00:13:20 ◼   ► it's going 11 not some had two units the

00:13:22 ◼   ► miles on my head what

00:13:24 ◼   ► at what point does the fighter plane

00:13:26 ◼   ► overfly the railroad train if you have

00:13:31 ◼   ► no idea where the fighter five-thirty

00:13:32 ◼   ► p.m. at 490 james street

00:13:34 ◼   ► Wow yep you have some mad skills is

00:13:37 ◼   ► common core

00:13:38 ◼   ► I learned the common core system but I

00:13:39 ◼   ► feel like that was an imaginary number

00:13:41 ◼   ► oh yeah

00:13:44 ◼   ► solve for x so we got music Frank

00:13:47 ◼   ► Sinatra yeah whatever hands that that

00:13:49 ◼   ► that what I didn't realize is that a

00:13:51 ◼   ► fighter plane needs to be a means to

00:13:53 ◼   ► have a 30-knot headwind in order to

00:13:56 ◼   ► successfully take off from an aircraft

00:13:57 ◼   ► carrier but not coincidentally 30

00:14:01 ◼   ► minutes is the speed that an aircraft

00:14:04 ◼   ► carrier can can reach when it's really

00:14:06 ◼   ► gonna die soon as engineers are smart

00:14:08 ◼   ► see isn't that nice going on so they

00:14:10 ◼   ► just even if there's no wind at all they

00:14:12 ◼   ► can get 30 not headwind bye-bye kicking

00:14:15 ◼   ► it into high gear and understand this 30

00:14:17 ◼   ► knots is 34.5 two three four miles per

00:14:20 ◼   ► hour but why do you need too many

00:14:21 ◼   ► different things so close it's so close

00:14:24 ◼   ► it was close

00:14:26 ◼   ► well it's not now and not is based on

00:14:28 ◼   ► these to put actual knots in ropes and

00:14:29 ◼   ► that's how they would make sure how far

00:14:31 ◼   ► apart it was yes as long as two knots on

00:14:33 ◼   ► the Kings rope they'd spit out the back

00:14:35 ◼   ► of the ship

00:14:36 ◼   ► uh-huh maybe like what we're traveling

00:14:38 ◼   ► you know 11 knots

00:14:40 ◼   ► how many fathoms in a knot who these are

00:14:44 ◼   ► these are things I yeah there's there's

00:14:47 ◼   ► a very small part of me that feels like

00:14:49 ◼   ► I should have this information but a

00:14:50 ◼   ► much larger part that is glad that i

00:14:53 ◼   ► don't i'm glad that i don't have this

00:14:55 ◼   ► clogging up my brain pipes and that

00:14:57 ◼   ► indeed how many knots are in a league

00:14:58 ◼   ► they found a fathom is six feet now

00:15:02 ◼   ► story is 10 feet i would call when I say

00:15:06 ◼   ► like it's 100 feet

00:15:08 ◼   ► I think of that as being 10 stories yeah

00:15:11 ◼   ► i think it's about 10 feet

00:15:13 ◼   ► yes actually 10 stores ok alright feat

00:15:16 ◼   ► speed two-story so if it's like 800 feet

00:15:18 ◼   ► that's like an 80 story building what

00:15:20 ◼   ► that's crazy there are nearly 80 story

00:15:23 ◼   ► building there's probably some kind of

00:15:24 ◼   ► us the key action at a distance thing

00:15:26 ◼   ► like when it gets further up it

00:15:27 ◼   ► compresses like a forced perspective I

00:15:29 ◼   ► wonder about that

00:15:30 ◼   ► yeah I don't know do you think that you

00:15:32 ◼   ► think that that skyscraper builders are

00:15:34 ◼   ► still using Greek like perspective in

00:15:37 ◼   ► their constructions great person a great

00:15:39 ◼   ► perspective perspective that sounds like

00:15:42 ◼   ► a shell on c-span that not many people

00:15:43 ◼   ► watch a great perspective would be a

00:15:45 ◼   ► great show i'm actually thinking about

00:15:47 ◼   ► starting a show a new show him to to

00:15:51 ◼   ► really flesh out my my nascent empire of

00:15:56 ◼   ► podcasts oh that's a great idea a new

00:16:00 ◼   ► show

00:16:00 ◼   ► ok a new show that talks about the Greek

00:16:03 ◼   ► perspective the so will a lot of

00:16:06 ◼   ► directions with that will have guests

00:16:07 ◼   ► can have spanakopita and all we all.we

00:16:10 ◼   ► that the only thing that needs to tie

00:16:12 ◼   ► the episodes together is what's the

00:16:13 ◼   ► Greek perspective it's just it just has

00:16:16 ◼   ► to be something Greek about it

00:16:17 ◼   ► somebody talks about something nobody

00:16:19 ◼   ► talks about you know whatever it is

00:16:21 ◼   ► pressing suits or or repointing a brick

00:16:25 ◼   ► facade

00:16:26 ◼   ► yeah and that's like what's the Greek

00:16:28 ◼   ► perspective on this right because

00:16:29 ◼   ► they've been around for a pretty long

00:16:30 ◼   ► time they had a lot of time to look at

00:16:32 ◼   ► things so they would have a perspective

00:16:33 ◼   ► on a lot of things we could look at the

00:16:35 ◼   ► old Greek perspective we could look at

00:16:36 ◼   ► the new Greek playing classical Greek a

00:16:38 ◼   ► modern contemporary Greek sort of that

00:16:40 ◼   ► middle period Griffin huge now you can

00:16:42 ◼   ► do that show with Diana you can do that

00:16:43 ◼   ► with something on your own you think I

00:16:45 ◼   ► feel like you know I've got a podcast

00:16:47 ◼   ► with you that i'm very happy with and I

00:16:48 ◼   ► got a podcast with damn I've got also

00:16:50 ◼   ► happy with and now I feel like that we

00:16:52 ◼   ► need some new blood in here is your

00:16:54 ◼   ► chance to do bring in sometimes our user

00:16:56 ◼   ► touches her case it could be on the

00:16:57 ◼   ► Greek perspective

00:16:58 ◼   ► well I wonder you know cirque use' right

00:17:01 ◼   ► well he's mine yours is almost Greek

00:17:03 ◼   ► yeah i mean that's the italian is kinda

00:17:05 ◼   ► between Jewish Greek it's a little bit

00:17:07 ◼   ► in between that's interesting between

00:17:09 ◼   ► Jewish and Greek sort of Italian that

00:17:11 ◼   ► would be another show you have a whole

00:17:13 ◼   ► empire here you could be like you could

00:17:14 ◼   ► be like Jesse throwing just need to get

00:17:16 ◼   ► that creepy beer

00:17:17 ◼   ► yeah bye-bye to show called between

00:17:19 ◼   ► Jewish and Greek that's said it by it

00:17:23 ◼   ► listen if I were gonna have a 3some

00:17:24 ◼   ► that's where I want to be

00:17:26 ◼   ► oh dear uh oh my goodness i don't like

00:17:29 ◼   ► talking about sex not well you know

00:17:31 ◼   ► there's so many things i don't like

00:17:32 ◼   ► talking about um it's been awhile you

00:17:37 ◼   ► know i'm still haven't been able to get

00:17:39 ◼   ► I haven't been able to arrange a time

00:17:42 ◼   ► yeah to have a podcast with dan in the

00:17:45 ◼   ► last couple of weeks actually tricky

00:17:46 ◼   ► sometimes it's really tricky and spread

00:17:49 ◼   ► busy

00:17:49 ◼   ► it's been cool frustrating a nice to

00:17:51 ◼   ► have these boxes keep stacking up I've

00:17:54 ◼   ► got a lot of and that's the whole point

00:17:55 ◼   ► that's the MacGuffin that's a great

00:17:57 ◼   ► perspective is that you you can't open

00:17:59 ◼   ► those until you're on his program i feel

00:18:01 ◼   ► but I don't feel that way I feel like

00:18:03 ◼   ► I've gotta get gotta get this kind of

00:18:05 ◼   ► start working through this mail but I

00:18:07 ◼   ► don't I don't

00:18:09 ◼   ► well

00:18:10 ◼   ► look here's the thing i have i have i

00:18:12 ◼   ► have three things we have talked about

00:18:13 ◼   ► today we've already talked about Frank

00:18:15 ◼   ► Sinatra so that's settled

00:18:16 ◼   ► good we got to get up the energy mcrp

00:18:18 ◼   ► and we have to pick up our show at

00:18:19 ◼   ► sketchfest that leaves us ample time for

00:18:22 ◼   ► you to open the box

00:18:24 ◼   ► oh thanks Merlin that's fantastic don't

00:18:26 ◼   ► know how it is you want to get loaded up

00:18:27 ◼   ► you got to spend a penny if you want go

00:18:29 ◼   ► ahead and open a box that's right take a

00:18:31 ◼   ► penny leave a penny leave a penny

00:18:32 ◼   ► uh okay let's talk about our show at

00:18:34 ◼   ► sketchfest was very excited about it's

00:18:36 ◼   ► only what our fourth live Robert on the

00:18:41 ◼   ► line show in capital over yells at

00:18:42 ◼   ► people

00:18:43 ◼   ► I'll remember that really loud that room

00:18:45 ◼   ► was ok yes don't yell at them and tell

00:18:47 ◼   ► them on it was very distracting member

00:18:49 ◼   ► we fed we've had mixed success with live

00:18:51 ◼   ► shows

00:18:52 ◼   ► alright the first one ever when we were

00:18:54 ◼   ► in the when we were in the terrarium

00:18:56 ◼   ► whereby stuff tape loser maybe just

00:18:57 ◼   ► maybe as a dick i'm not sure we're by

00:18:59 ◼   ► some kind of a stuffed animal

00:19:00 ◼   ► yeah and then that people were having a

00:19:02 ◼   ► party drinks in the back of the room and

00:19:03 ◼   ► shuck and jive and playing grab-ass

00:19:04 ◼   ► that's right we had a very attentive

00:19:07 ◼   ► audience sitting in chairs and then in

00:19:08 ◼   ► the back it was like a meet-and-greet

00:19:10 ◼   ► for some software ding-a-lings ya like

00:19:13 ◼   ► hey you guys shut up back there

00:19:15 ◼   ► yeah and then the whole room erupted and

00:19:17 ◼   ► they were not they were not that

00:19:18 ◼   ► receptive to your message

00:19:20 ◼   ► well those guys weren't but you know

00:19:21 ◼   ► they're great they're not listening to

00:19:23 ◼   ► anybody right there young geniuses

00:19:25 ◼   ► there's not

00:19:26 ◼   ► hmm there's not that many venues in san

00:19:27 ◼   ► francisco where you can perform in a

00:19:29 ◼   ► room with like penguins

00:19:30 ◼   ► so that's a nice thing about that room

00:19:32 ◼   ► people are there to see the Penguins

00:19:33 ◼   ► let's be honest I feel like we could

00:19:36 ◼   ► maybe we could be the ones that change

00:19:38 ◼   ► that

00:19:39 ◼   ► yeah like penguins live penguins in

00:19:41 ◼   ► every venue in San Francisco creek

00:19:43 ◼   ► perspective we're gonna be at sketchfest

00:19:44 ◼   ► this week this friday in four days from

00:19:48 ◼   ► now this will come out loud today is

00:19:49 ◼   ► Monday this will come out later today

00:19:50 ◼   ► there's not really really particularly

00:19:53 ◼   ► good URL that I can give to you for this

00:19:55 ◼   ► i made a URL for this that is a kind of

00:19:58 ◼   ► inscrutable ah mr. you can go to my

00:20:02 ◼   ► Maker you know I'm a maker on my

00:20:04 ◼   ► makerbot you can go to i dash 0 dot us /

00:20:07 ◼   ► r2r OTL dash SF SF dash 16 but i don't

00:20:11 ◼   ► recommend it

00:20:12 ◼   ► you can search for water on the line

00:20:16 ◼   ► best you know

00:20:18 ◼   ► iOS will probably added three times me

00:20:21 ◼   ► today it has auto corrected sketchfest

00:20:23 ◼   ► just three times today so you know buyer

00:20:26 ◼   ► beware

00:20:26 ◼   ► but friday January 8 730 p.m. 2 9pm john

00:20:31 ◼   ► and i will be appearing to do live rock

00:20:33 ◼   ► on the line and a wonderful venue that I

00:20:35 ◼   ► really like a lot called the swedish

00:20:36 ◼   ► american all that place to eat in there

00:20:39 ◼   ► oh yeah well we used to obviously play

00:20:42 ◼   ► you that Kevin Keeley the cafe du nord

00:20:44 ◼   ► yeah I didn't order two thousand times

00:20:45 ◼   ► but i went up i saw a I saw let's see a

00:20:49 ◼   ► couple of bands up in the swedish

00:20:50 ◼   ► american portion including putting like

00:20:55 ◼   ► an acoustic spoon so smooth i would love

00:20:59 ◼   ► that split up there playing acoustic it

00:21:00 ◼   ► was it was it was great i look at your

00:21:03 ◼   ► man named jason brown skirt is he seems

00:21:06 ◼   ► like a nice guy he's a very good driver

00:21:08 ◼   ► he's a very good drummer and a very very

00:21:09 ◼   ► nice guy i think these are generations

00:21:11 ◼   ► Ringo I'm gonna say nice guy and spoon

00:21:14 ◼   ► nice all that doesn't seem too hard

00:21:16 ◼   ► right at the end of the other guy right

00:21:18 ◼   ► over here

00:21:20 ◼   ► a lo where's the super ghetto soup so

00:21:23 ◼   ► yes I'm very excited about it because

00:21:25 ◼   ► last year at the the second sketch

00:21:29 ◼   ► sketch fest we did I had a wonderful

00:21:32 ◼   ► wonderful time at that show i was really

00:21:34 ◼   ► nice to give me a bourbon and and I

00:21:37 ◼   ► remember when we met that lady who

00:21:38 ◼   ► wanted to meet you and we took her away

00:21:39 ◼   ► from her husband brought upstairs wasn't

00:21:41 ◼   ► that wonderful so much worse than it was

00:21:43 ◼   ► that really sounded terrible when you

00:21:45 ◼   ► put it that way

00:21:46 ◼   ► no but it was a it was a wonderful time

00:21:47 ◼   ► we had a nice chat we had a nice chat

00:21:49 ◼   ► look at the photo here on the page you

00:21:50 ◼   ► can see us holding microphones and there

00:21:52 ◼   ► was Green a very dynamic is very Italian

00:21:55 ◼   ► was very Italian the one thing I regret

00:21:57 ◼   ► from that show is that some one made a

00:22:00 ◼   ► whole stack of here we go

00:22:02 ◼   ► five-card I'll porch on you think about

00:22:04 ◼   ► stuff if you remember stuff you did

00:22:06 ◼   ► yeah well she's so she made this whole

00:22:08 ◼   ► stack of these things that are the eye

00:22:10 ◼   ► from what i can tell all had each three

00:22:13 ◼   ► by five card had a reference to

00:22:15 ◼   ► something from the program or or you

00:22:17 ◼   ► know like so an extrapolation from from

00:22:20 ◼   ► that and she had placed them carefully

00:22:22 ◼   ► at the front of the stage

00:22:23 ◼   ► I think she got other people to fill

00:22:25 ◼   ► them out to I think that's true

00:22:26 ◼   ► crowd-sourced it they were in different

00:22:28 ◼   ► handwriting and she intended it as as a

00:22:31 ◼   ► nice gift or maybe you know something

00:22:34 ◼   ► that we would either treasure or

00:22:36 ◼   ► utilize and I walked on the stage and I

00:22:39 ◼   ► saw this thing and I recognized it as

00:22:41 ◼   ► some kind of some sort of offering but i

00:22:45 ◼   ► assumed immediately that it was an

00:22:47 ◼   ► attempt to usurp what we were gonna do

00:22:53 ◼   ► yeah bye-bye you know by a UH asserting

00:22:57 ◼   ► some sort of fan ownership over over us

00:23:01 ◼   ► or the show and so I actually naturally

00:23:04 ◼   ► just saying that so I kicked the pile of

00:23:08 ◼   ► cards into the audience and it was a

00:23:11 ◼   ► purpose or Die kick it or did I pick it

00:23:13 ◼   ► up and throw it

00:23:14 ◼   ► I think you flung it is part of you we

00:23:16 ◼   ► describe this we talk about this in an

00:23:17 ◼   ► episode you like to come out on the

00:23:19 ◼   ► stage you complain about things you move

00:23:20 ◼   ► chairs around you you berate staff

00:23:23 ◼   ► because that's part of your as part of

00:23:24 ◼   ► your prep

00:23:25 ◼   ► yeah I come out I say the lights are

00:23:27 ◼   ► terrible and what these aren't where the

00:23:28 ◼   ► chairs belong and you know move around

00:23:30 ◼   ► and I'm like what the hell is this stack

00:23:31 ◼   ► of cards i picked it up I guess in my

00:23:33 ◼   ► throat and warming yeah you're that room

00:23:35 ◼   ► was made for you

00:23:36 ◼   ► yeah but then later I but later I saw

00:23:38 ◼   ► the young woman picking up the cards God

00:23:41 ◼   ► the kind of broken-hearted look on her

00:23:43 ◼   ► face I was so I felt like I was such a

00:23:45 ◼   ► villain would you recognize her if you

00:23:48 ◼   ► saw her again

00:23:49 ◼   ► mm I because i think i might I mean

00:23:51 ◼   ► maybe if her face wasn't so pained the

00:23:54 ◼   ► next time I saw her that maybe I

00:23:55 ◼   ► wouldn't

00:23:56 ◼   ► well I think it's very unlikely that she

00:23:57 ◼   ► will come to the show this year but if

00:23:59 ◼   ► she were to come to the SF sketchfest

00:24:01 ◼   ► performance of rock on the line and

00:24:04 ◼   ► SwedishAmerican hall friday january

00:24:06 ◼   ► eight from 730-9 p.m. in san francisco

00:24:09 ◼   ► california now in central California

00:24:10 ◼   ► should say that it's in a great area

00:24:12 ◼   ► that's accessible by muni pretty safe

00:24:15 ◼   ► it's near safeway and I don't see now if

00:24:19 ◼   ► we know her name we can put on the list

00:24:20 ◼   ► right see better feel of you can just

00:24:22 ◼   ► say look for a lady with the pain look

00:24:23 ◼   ► on her face is that most of our fans

00:24:25 ◼   ► well I'm the thing is now that you've

00:24:26 ◼   ► said that there were going to get like

00:24:28 ◼   ► 11 people that's like I'm lady will have

00:24:30 ◼   ► them fight while the fight shirtless

00:24:31 ◼   ► with sticks that neighborhood didn't

00:24:33 ◼   ► used to be good that gas station on the

00:24:35 ◼   ► corner

00:24:35 ◼   ► yeah look yeah there's some pretty you

00:24:38 ◼   ► get a lot of people that's a very

00:24:39 ◼   ► interesting area cause it's kind of it's

00:24:41 ◼   ► on the edge of the castro and kind of

00:24:44 ◼   ► kind of get near duboce triangle a

00:24:45 ◼   ► little bit it'sit's but yeah it's it's

00:24:48 ◼   ► changed a lot they get the

00:24:49 ◼   ► walgreens is way nicer now you know i

00:24:52 ◼   ► love that you decide the quality of an

00:24:55 ◼   ► area by how nice the walgreens don't

00:24:58 ◼   ► decide anything I'm an observer alright

00:25:01 ◼   ► okay that's right here's what I'm going

00:25:03 ◼   ► to say though we have worked as I had

00:25:04 ◼   ► time but first of all anybody who hasn't

00:25:06 ◼   ► come please come please sell the place

00:25:07 ◼   ► out otherwise you won't be as funny but

00:25:10 ◼   ► if that lady does come there and

00:25:11 ◼   ► approaches us uh I don't see that you

00:25:13 ◼   ► apologize i will apologize to her and

00:25:15 ◼   ► we'll try to do something nice for her

00:25:16 ◼   ► yeah it will be very hard for me to

00:25:18 ◼   ► apologize of course is it that's not

00:25:20 ◼   ► part of my brand but you can do it it's

00:25:22 ◼   ► a big city apology but listen I'm all

00:25:24 ◼   ► I'm sorry you're upset I'm already

00:25:26 ◼   ► talked about on two programs which is my

00:25:28 ◼   ► way I mean that's worth like a well shit

00:25:31 ◼   ► what is that worth

00:25:32 ◼   ► I mean you apologized via sleepless

00:25:34 ◼   ► nights I say I think that's probably

00:25:36 ◼   ► worth 4 grand 4 grand worth of dollars

00:25:39 ◼   ► now just by just by referring to it and

00:25:42 ◼   ► saying that I've been fretting about

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00:27:40 ◼   ► Squarespace build it beautiful

00:27:44 ◼   ► anyway I let's close this up by saying

00:27:48 ◼   ► please uh SF sketchiest please let the

00:27:51 ◼   ► sketchiest at a speech American also on

00:27:54 ◼   ► Market Street words it was the exact

00:27:55 ◼   ► address everything is where this is it

00:27:56 ◼   ► Sanjay 2174 market street right in the

00:27:59 ◼   ► middle

00:27:59 ◼   ► it's kind of in the middle of a it's not

00:28:01 ◼   ► exactly the castro its kind of the

00:28:03 ◼   ► castro yes castro its courage

00:28:05 ◼   ► yeah yeah but it's a it's a it's a great

00:28:07 ◼   ► place and will be there doing yoga up

00:28:09 ◼   ► comedy I also i guess i'm doing a thing

00:28:13 ◼   ► with thrilling adventure hour and a very

00:28:15 ◼   ► interesting thing I learned was good

00:28:17 ◼   ► really adventure I just don't let

00:28:18 ◼   ► something like doing that well you know

00:28:20 ◼   ► it's one of those things where they quit

00:28:21 ◼   ► doing and then we keep doing it

00:28:22 ◼   ► he can't be stopped they write a lot of

00:28:25 ◼   ► material

00:28:26 ◼   ► yeah that team akron black benz

00:28:28 ◼   ► compulsive and one of these and he

00:28:30 ◼   ► listened to our show you know that who

00:28:32 ◼   ► Ben yeah man or the other bed the other

00:28:34 ◼   ► bed does the the Big Ben Big Ben I get a

00:28:38 ◼   ► lot of people listen to our show that

00:28:40 ◼   ► people used to listen to our show

00:28:41 ◼   ► I'm always surprised i want to kind of

00:28:43 ◼   ► people used to listen to this show the

00:28:45 ◼   ► number of people to continue to listen

00:28:46 ◼   ► to our show you know and I think we're

00:28:50 ◼   ► expanding into the billionaire class I

00:28:52 ◼   ► you know we keep mentioning that now I

00:28:55 ◼   ► feel like they've got a yeah they're

00:28:57 ◼   ► putting it there putting us all over the

00:28:59 ◼   ► overhead speakers their facebook now I'm

00:29:01 ◼   ► just gonna say this and then I don't

00:29:02 ◼   ► want to talk about it but I'm going to

00:29:03 ◼   ► say this

00:29:04 ◼   ► alright i keep noticing and we have a

00:29:08 ◼   ► large trans audience is alright um yeah

00:29:11 ◼   ► I maybe just cuz i notice it more but a

00:29:13 ◼   ► I that makes me feel good I like that

00:29:17 ◼   ► yeah i like to do you too I don't know

00:29:18 ◼   ► why I mean it's just a cool thing and

00:29:20 ◼   ► that's all just see more trans people

00:29:21 ◼   ► that makes me happy right now I 2174

00:29:24 ◼   ► Market Streets 51 degrees most exciting

00:29:26 ◼   ► it feels like 51 degrees it's much nicer

00:29:29 ◼   ► in san francisco today that it isn't

00:29:31 ◼   ► Seattle are much warmer have some

00:29:32 ◼   ► scattered light rain this morning

00:29:34 ◼   ► does your mom know about forecast dot IO

00:29:37 ◼   ► she wishes weather person right now yeah

00:29:39 ◼   ► she follows the weather like like

00:29:41 ◼   ► nobody's business forecast that is

00:29:42 ◼   ► really cool because it use this thing

00:29:44 ◼   ► this thing called dark sky where can

00:29:45 ◼   ► actually tell you when it's gonna like

00:29:47 ◼   ► when it's about to start raining and

00:29:48 ◼   ► when it's going to stop dark sky was one

00:29:50 ◼   ► of my favorite Grateful Dead songs don't

00:29:51 ◼   ► do do do people do doop do I was the

00:29:57 ◼   ► biggest hit against it and boot it was

00:29:59 ◼   ► called Cooper do 1987a the skeletons in

00:30:02 ◼   ► the video very end of their career or

00:30:04 ◼   ► the the trailing off their career

00:30:06 ◼   ► because the garden started their shitty

00:30:07 ◼   ► career coming up to SF sketchiest it's a

00:30:10 ◼   ► it's gonna be you you know you pile on

00:30:12 ◼   ► so much and I i give you the Grateful

00:30:14 ◼   ► Dead idea i say nothing

00:30:15 ◼   ► you sit there on the internet and you

00:30:17 ◼   ► say terrible things about bands and then

00:30:19 ◼   ► I don't say anything I know and silent i

00:30:21 ◼   ► just favorite AC news tweets and I said

00:30:23 ◼   ► nothing you

00:30:24 ◼   ► I know the thing is a lot of people

00:30:28 ◼   ► think that I'm trolling when I go online

00:30:29 ◼   ► and I say there's nothing good about the

00:30:31 ◼   ► Smith you but I i am trolling first of

00:30:35 ◼   ► all but yeah I and I'm trolling just

00:30:36 ◼   ► with the biggest like most delighted

00:30:38 ◼   ► smile on my face yeah but i but I know

00:30:41 ◼   ► but it's also one hundred percent John

00:30:43 ◼   ► doesn't know what he's talking about

00:30:44 ◼   ► John doesn't know la la

00:30:47 ◼   ► the thing about Morrissey is he only

00:30:49 ◼   ► ever learned five notes

00:30:51 ◼   ► mm and he utilized them in every melody

00:30:54 ◼   ► of everything turns out your dick that

00:30:56 ◼   ► but it's kind of true no no kind of any

00:30:59 ◼   ► number of nodes allah i don't know every

00:31:03 ◼   ► time you go after the smiths I imagine

00:31:05 ◼   ► you are secretly are not secretly just

00:31:07 ◼   ► trying to needle Shawn Nelson well colin

00:31:09 ◼   ► Meloy to really course the barest miss

00:31:12 ◼   ► boy

00:31:13 ◼   ► yeah because that Colin also you know a

00:31:15 ◼   ► lot of his melodies are within a range

00:31:17 ◼   ► of a pretty narrow range but he Colin's

00:31:19 ◼   ► melodies I like i think is the key is

00:31:22 ◼   ► extruded violin columnar

00:31:24 ◼   ► [Music]

00:31:26 ◼   ► yeah I'm trying to I'm trying to pull

00:31:29 ◼   ► I'm trying to pull the pigtails of a lot

00:31:31 ◼   ► of how haha it and and i got i roped

00:31:37 ◼   ► roped AC newman in and he was he was

00:31:40 ◼   ► really mad he's back

00:31:42 ◼   ► yeah hello he's changing his water

00:31:44 ◼   ► filters but i don't but i do feel i do

00:31:47 ◼   ► fit the thing is my sister listen to

00:31:49 ◼   ► Duran Duran and the smiths compulsively

00:31:52 ◼   ► during that era is you're obligated to

00:31:54 ◼   ► not like them

00:31:55 ◼   ► well no but here's the thing i heard

00:31:56 ◼   ► that music through the wall in equal

00:32:01 ◼   ► portions probably a little bit more and

00:32:03 ◼   ► ram but Sharon sometimes Smith that's

00:32:05 ◼   ► pretty cool

00:32:06 ◼   ► well I mean it because if she's in

00:32:08 ◼   ► Durand Durand but I wasn't later than

00:32:10 ◼   ► 1986 are always very early with so using

00:32:14 ◼   ► this miss when they were still kind of

00:32:16 ◼   ► your hope for sure because she was one

00:32:18 ◼   ► of those platoons one of those almost

00:32:21 ◼   ► famous type of children who was working

00:32:24 ◼   ► at the coolest record store in Anchorage

00:32:26 ◼   ► when she was like 13 man and she had

00:32:29 ◼   ► just she waltzed in there and with that

00:32:31 ◼   ► with that confidence that she has and

00:32:34 ◼   ► she was like I'm working here now and

00:32:36 ◼   ► the rest of the staff who were all in

00:32:38 ◼   ► their twenties adopted her and suddenly

00:32:41 ◼   ► she gone from this girl that was playing

00:32:43 ◼   ► soccer in knee-high stripy socks to

00:32:46 ◼   ► being somebody who had platinum hair

00:32:48 ◼   ► with the and was wearing vintage thrift

00:32:51 ◼   ► store dresses and working on the coolest

00:32:53 ◼   ► record store in town I was like who the

00:32:54 ◼   ► hell is she said I did you ever see any

00:32:57 ◼   ► of your sister and your daughter I i

00:32:58 ◼   ► feel like i see they got a lot of moxie

00:33:00 ◼   ► but the other do they have a totally the

00:33:02 ◼   ► somewhat similar kinds of moxie a ton of

00:33:04 ◼   ► moxie and one of the things that very

00:33:06 ◼   ► much surprises me when when when my kid

00:33:08 ◼   ► was born I was like my sister is going

00:33:10 ◼   ► to try and corrupt her constantly she's

00:33:13 ◼   ► going to be over here to teaching her

00:33:15 ◼   ► hip hop terminology and encouraging her

00:33:19 ◼   ► to like become a skater and what it

00:33:23 ◼   ► turned out is my sister is one of the

00:33:26 ◼   ► one with the chief disciplinarians in my

00:33:29 ◼   ► daughter's life she just my sister just

00:33:31 ◼   ► Brooks no monkey business

00:33:33 ◼   ► Wow and and so they have all these sort

00:33:37 ◼   ► of you know they have a close

00:33:38 ◼   ► relationship and they have all these

00:33:39 ◼   ► little

00:33:40 ◼   ► attacks where where Susan is like listen

00:33:42 ◼   ► you can't do that you can't get away

00:33:44 ◼   ► with that here that's so great

00:33:45 ◼   ► you sit up straight in your chair this

00:33:47 ◼   ► type of thing and she listened

00:33:49 ◼   ► om solutely because it's coming from

00:33:51 ◼   ► Susan which is like you know she's she's

00:33:54 ◼   ► just enough outside outside the the core

00:33:57 ◼   ► machine that she can have she has the

00:33:59 ◼   ► greater impact but you know I always had

00:34:01 ◼   ► this fear that that Susan would be there

00:34:03 ◼   ► like you know skater boys are the cutest

00:34:05 ◼   ► boys right right

00:34:06 ◼   ► you never know just seating just just

00:34:09 ◼   ► sowing the seed of just I was your

00:34:11 ◼   ► turkey wish i could collaborate more

00:34:12 ◼   ► with the people who are slightly outside

00:34:14 ◼   ► the core because they have the hugest

00:34:16 ◼   ► impact you my brother-in-law and

00:34:18 ◼   ► sister-in-law you know like my daughter

00:34:21 ◼   ► adores them and and and like they're so

00:34:26 ◼   ► influential in her village my daughter

00:34:28 ◼   ► my daughter who only eats a couple

00:34:30 ◼   ► things at home will try almost anything

00:34:31 ◼   ► if auntie susie makes it soon and then

00:34:33 ◼   ► like an a no and then she gets to watch

00:34:35 ◼   ► 100 movies with the f-word and stuff and

00:34:36 ◼   ► like she gets to be growing up there and

00:34:38 ◼   ► you know it's like I wish i wish i could

00:34:40 ◼   ► see them certain ideas like hey would it

00:34:43 ◼   ► be great if we brush our teeth without

00:34:44 ◼   ► you know without be cool hey thumbs-up

00:34:46 ◼   ► skater boy

00:34:47 ◼   ► hey guys we put your retainers and

00:34:51 ◼   ► that's awesome radical shaka-brah and

00:34:54 ◼   ► shaka-brah yeah I didn't reach bra if i

00:34:58 ◼   ► lived in san francisco i would be one of

00:35:00 ◼   ► the people slightly outside of your core

00:35:02 ◼   ► that had an enormous influence on your

00:35:03 ◼   ► daughter

00:35:03 ◼   ► oh man but unfortunately i live far

00:35:06 ◼   ► enough away that every time I come it's

00:35:07 ◼   ► like Uncle John is here

00:35:09 ◼   ► Oh like hide all the breakable things oh

00:35:11 ◼   ► no well she left she loved the RV she

00:35:14 ◼   ► thought it smelled kind of funny

00:35:15 ◼   ► well I which she thinks everything

00:35:17 ◼   ► smells funny but i noticed that i didn't

00:35:19 ◼   ► notice that she's not a small thing but

00:35:21 ◼   ► she really liked that she really wants

00:35:22 ◼   ► all you can say we're getting a cat

00:35:24 ◼   ► what yeah we should not talk about that

00:35:26 ◼   ► at some point we're adopting a cat

00:35:28 ◼   ► well so the reason the RV smells funny

00:35:30 ◼   ► is that i routed the exhaust through the

00:35:32 ◼   ► cabin her for performance issues yeah

00:35:35 ◼   ► just that's right it just seemed like a

00:35:36 ◼   ► shell pipe was superfluous to my needs

00:35:39 ◼   ► and I got open carry laws you know you

00:35:42 ◼   ► have all kinds should have an open

00:35:43 ◼   ► beverage you know and you get a little

00:35:44 ◼   ► bit of a little bit of the exhaust in

00:35:46 ◼   ► there and comes down calms you down

00:35:48 ◼   ► Shh

00:35:49 ◼   ► Shh you're not gonna make it over the

00:35:53 ◼   ► mountains but Shh

00:35:55 ◼   ► alright you're getting a cat yeah that

00:35:59 ◼   ► seems uh I don't know I've never seen

00:36:01 ◼   ► you to have a pet that's you know that's

00:36:04 ◼   ► very interesting

00:36:05 ◼   ► I i think in life well in life it's

00:36:09 ◼   ► important to look at patterns of what

00:36:12 ◼   ► people show interest in before you try

00:36:14 ◼   ► to push them into things

00:36:15 ◼   ► this is why I've never been a huge fan

00:36:16 ◼   ► nothing against the Girl Scouts accepts

00:36:18 ◼   ► an organization i love like we kind of

00:36:21 ◼   ► pushed her into Girl Scouts without

00:36:22 ◼   ► ain't she never had any interest in any

00:36:23 ◼   ► girl scout things and she's so 100 a

00:36:26 ◼   ► little bit against the Girl Scouts yeah

00:36:28 ◼   ► you said nothing against the girl of

00:36:30 ◼   ► course i did that's what you did the

00:36:31 ◼   ► internet little bit of god there's no

00:36:33 ◼   ► obstacle course to the worst

00:36:37 ◼   ► oh my god it's the worst are you get a

00:36:39 ◼   ► pass for selling cookies that's pretty

00:36:40 ◼   ► weird but in this case she really really

00:36:44 ◼   ► really has wanted a pet

00:36:46 ◼   ► yeah and I i have been pretty adamant

00:36:49 ◼   ► about this that you know this is not a

00:36:52 ◼   ► toy like all the toys that you open and

00:36:54 ◼   ► play with for a minute and put away

00:36:55 ◼   ► because you know the phone is opening

00:36:57 ◼   ► not actually caring for enjoying

00:36:58 ◼   ► collecting yeah that ain't gonna work

00:37:00 ◼   ► with an animal you know setting aside

00:37:03 ◼   ► you know all of the money that it takes

00:37:05 ◼   ► to have a pet that I don't matter how

00:37:07 ◼   ► many ppl account for until it's too late

00:37:10 ◼   ► you're expected to have surgeries for

00:37:11 ◼   ► your animals nowadays yeah you know

00:37:13 ◼   ► about this right now you spend sixty

00:37:14 ◼   ► thousand dollars keeping some dumb

00:37:16 ◼   ► 14-year old cat alive

00:37:17 ◼   ► it's like you know what right i made

00:37:20 ◼   ► into the Soylent Green Machine we won't

00:37:22 ◼   ► even notice the fur

00:37:23 ◼   ► I couldn't agree more it's like another

00:37:25 ◼   ► certain kinds of things I don't need and

00:37:27 ◼   ► one of them is a catalyst for a very

00:37:28 ◼   ► very very long

00:37:29 ◼   ► the cabinet's blind and smells bad and

00:37:33 ◼   ► it didn't bones and it's like I had

00:37:38 ◼   ► friends who love their pets so much a

00:37:40 ◼   ► friend who had this incredibly senile

00:37:42 ◼   ► angry blind deaf incontinent dog and

00:37:46 ◼   ► this dog would just walk around the

00:37:47 ◼   ► house periodically barking at nothing

00:37:49 ◼   ► bump into something and shit yeah blood

00:37:51 ◼   ► the market it's not just go half

00:37:58 ◼   ► I dated a girl who decided

00:38:02 ◼   ► in her infinite wisdom that the

00:38:06 ◼   ► additional dog that she needed in a disk

00:38:08 ◼   ► in addition to her shih tzu was a great

00:38:11 ◼   ► dane 02 see that that's like buying a

00:38:14 ◼   ► bunny an Easter like to know what you're

00:38:16 ◼   ► in for the Great Dane so she bought she

00:38:18 ◼   ► gots not a beginner dog she rescued a

00:38:21 ◼   ► Great Dane who was i think already nine

00:38:23 ◼   ► which is already two years older than

00:38:25 ◼   ► any great dane should live and she and

00:38:29 ◼   ► this dog was lovely

00:38:31 ◼   ► I mean it just a delightful creature one

00:38:33 ◼   ► of what a God shined upon this dog i

00:38:37 ◼   ► really liked the dog but she let the

00:38:40 ◼   ► dogs sleep in her bed I had the dog wage

00:38:46 ◼   ► 400 pounds it was the size of a horse

00:38:48 ◼   ► know they are there and I I every great

00:38:51 ◼   ► day and I have met personally was great

00:38:53 ◼   ► and call but I mean my sense is that I

00:38:55 ◼   ► mean obviously is true for things like

00:38:56 ◼   ► police dogs or shooting guard dogs but

00:38:59 ◼   ► there are certain kinds of dogs that a

00:39:00 ◼   ► lot of people think oh you know I like

00:39:02 ◼   ► that dog from Frasier but like if you

00:39:04 ◼   ► get one of those one of those little

00:39:06 ◼   ► Jack Russell terriers

00:39:07 ◼   ► look man they are there there's pugs pug

00:39:09 ◼   ► super sweet but they want all the

00:39:11 ◼   ► attention all the time or an australian

00:39:13 ◼   ► shepherd I mean you they will be heard

00:39:14 ◼   ► everything

00:39:15 ◼   ► the only reason to have an australian

00:39:17 ◼   ► shepherd is if you have a sheet problem

00:39:18 ◼   ► or like a like a border collie like they

00:39:21 ◼   ► will hurt your coffee table they can't

00:39:23 ◼   ► stop

00:39:23 ◼   ► yeah I do personally have a sheep

00:39:25 ◼   ► problem always breaking an infestation

00:39:28 ◼   ► yeah but I still don't need a bios don't

00:39:30 ◼   ► need one of those I just died i call

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00:41:05 ◼   ► here's the thing about that great thing

00:41:07 ◼   ► is that she she left the Great Dane

00:41:09 ◼   ► sleep in her bed and then the great

00:41:11 ◼   ► things started to shift the bed oh god

00:41:13 ◼   ► now but she's already made it ok to be

00:41:15 ◼   ► there

00:41:16 ◼   ► that's right so she's cleaning up great

00:41:18 ◼   ► dane shit what which I mean I don't know

00:41:21 ◼   ► if you've ever seen a Great Dane take a

00:41:23 ◼   ► shit copious but it yeah it's like it's

00:41:26 ◼   ► like shitting out a printing press later

00:41:28 ◼   ► about me to fuck

00:41:30 ◼   ► it's like a 3d printer for fix yeah Wow

00:41:34 ◼   ► and angel maker just like oh you know

00:41:36 ◼   ► and she spent the whole day cleaning it

00:41:38 ◼   ► up and then and then climb in bed with

00:41:40 ◼   ► her night and it would all happen again

00:41:42 ◼   ► and I was just like what dingaling he

00:41:44 ◼   ► sleep in there doesn't he know doesn't

00:41:46 ◼   ► he know from pooping and bad think that

00:41:47 ◼   ► he's just so old that he doesn't know he

00:41:49 ◼   ► just does its not under his power and I

00:41:52 ◼   ► was like us in this this great dane

00:41:53 ◼   ► could feed a family of four from month

00:41:55 ◼   ► just send him to the hamburger machine

00:41:58 ◼   ► and she was just like you

00:42:00 ◼   ► there's a reason you're not my boyfriend

00:42:01 ◼   ► anymore you are a monster here okay so

00:42:05 ◼   ► here's here's a life hack

00:42:06 ◼   ► yeah are you ready yeah I'm ready I mean

00:42:09 ◼   ► I know that you are generally receptive

00:42:11 ◼   ► to my life hacks but this is a major

00:42:12 ◼   ► ones I love life hacks i went to a

00:42:16 ◼   ► christmas party that's thrown by my good

00:42:19 ◼   ► friend Cal and last year at the

00:42:20 ◼   ► Christmas party he had a camel and a

00:42:23 ◼   ► donkey

00:42:24 ◼   ► and the kids all get camel rides always

00:42:28 ◼   ► let's get friendly

00:42:29 ◼   ► yeah and or drunk it's not a classic

00:42:31 ◼   ► donkey show not a classic no it's not

00:42:34 ◼   ► it's not a tijuana donkey show

00:42:35 ◼   ► it's a happy donkey show and the kids

00:42:38 ◼   ► all wait they line up the guy that owns

00:42:40 ◼   ► the camels and donkeys a great kind of a

00:42:43 ◼   ► rancher type guy and all the kids ride

00:42:46 ◼   ► the the donkey and the camera while the

00:42:48 ◼   ► adults get drunk and eat chili itself

00:42:51 ◼   ► and its energy creates a Christmas Eve

00:42:53 ◼   ► party that he has every year and it's a

00:42:54 ◼   ► fantastic something for everybody

00:42:56 ◼   ► yeah that's right get drunk eat chili

00:42:58 ◼   ► and forget about the kids because they

00:43:00 ◼   ► are all patiently waiting in line to

00:43:02 ◼   ► ride a camel even the terrible kids are

00:43:04 ◼   ► willing to wait in line to ride a camel

00:43:07 ◼   ► but in the in the intervening year the

00:43:11 ◼   ► camel died and so everybody's going to

00:43:15 ◼   ► Calais christmas party expected i picked

00:43:17 ◼   ► there are not a lot of camels available

00:43:20 ◼   ► you can't just go just go replace a

00:43:22 ◼   ► camel I don't think you go to pets

00:43:24 ◼   ► petsmart Campbell so the so the camera

00:43:29 ◼   ► is not going to be there and we're all

00:43:30 ◼   ► like what's going to happen I mean the

00:43:31 ◼   ► donkey is great he's a super nice donkey

00:43:33 ◼   ► but that's going to put it going to put

00:43:36 ◼   ► extra pressure on the donkey spray and

00:43:39 ◼   ► and also you know the goal of the of the

00:43:42 ◼   ► passes to distract the kids so the

00:43:43 ◼   ► adults can get drunk and chili yeah so

00:43:46 ◼   ► the rancher shows up this year he's got

00:43:48 ◼   ► the donkey he also brought to Wallabies

00:43:52 ◼   ► and a kv what is that

00:43:57 ◼   ► well so this is the life hacks ok v is a

00:44:00 ◼   ► giant a guinea pig I katie is a giant

00:44:06 ◼   ► guinea pig that looks like you cross the

00:44:08 ◼   ► guinea pig with the deer home so it's

00:44:11 ◼   ► how you spell that

00:44:12 ◼   ► see avy huh so so I get there and I'm

00:44:17 ◼   ► like oh my god it looks like a jack

00:44:19 ◼   ► rabbit guinea pig wallaby

00:44:22 ◼   ► yeah that's right so I'm better at is

00:44:24 ◼   ► really cute and weird with the Wallabies

00:44:26 ◼   ► at first because you know they're cute

00:44:27 ◼   ► to mail a letter recognizable and I'm

00:44:30 ◼   ► looking over at this kv which is big

00:44:32 ◼   ► it's the size of a dog

00:44:35 ◼   ► but it's a guinea pig dear jack rabbit

00:44:39 ◼   ► I'm like that's it what does that little

00:44:41 ◼   ► creature so so I the Wallabies are kind

00:44:44 ◼   ► of you know skittish and you can pet him

00:44:46 ◼   ► for a little bit but they then they do

00:44:47 ◼   ► that weird little hop walk that

00:44:49 ◼   ► kangaroos and wallabies do they kind of

00:44:51 ◼   ► yeah we're done here

00:44:53 ◼   ► mallorca from there somewhere else and

00:44:55 ◼   ► so I go and I start and nobody's paying

00:44:58 ◼   ► any attention to the KP like the kids

00:44:59 ◼   ► are all thinking about the Wallabies but

00:45:01 ◼   ► i'm looking at this guy and he's in the

00:45:03 ◼   ► photos they look kind of anxious

00:45:05 ◼   ► well they do they look a little poised

00:45:07 ◼   ► right poised to to flee that they

00:45:10 ◼   ► definitely look like prey

00:45:12 ◼   ► yeah but this guy was in was incredibly

00:45:16 ◼   ► chill like so chill and so I'm i start

00:45:20 ◼   ► petting him and he responds very well to

00:45:23 ◼   ► being petted and we just get this

00:45:25 ◼   ► symbiosis going so that I step into the

00:45:28 ◼   ► enclosure and then I'm like don't ever

00:45:31 ◼   ► take this kv away from me this all kb is

00:45:34 ◼   ► a very good friend so I go over to the

00:45:37 ◼   ► eventually when when the KP is like

00:45:39 ◼   ► communicating to me like let's take a

00:45:41 ◼   ► break

00:45:42 ◼   ► I get out of there and I go over and

00:45:44 ◼   ► talk to the ranch again I'm like what's

00:45:46 ◼   ► up with this kv and he's like oh my god

00:45:49 ◼   ► they're amazing

00:45:50 ◼   ► we bottle-fed that one and it lives in

00:45:53 ◼   ► the house that's crazy lives in the

00:45:57 ◼   ► house he's like that's like a cuddly a

00:46:00 ◼   ► little pal I'm he said don't put them

00:46:03 ◼   ► outside because they can dig out of

00:46:05 ◼   ► anything you could they can dig 14 feet

00:46:07 ◼   ► down go under offense

00:46:08 ◼   ► wow they can dig under a pipeline of

00:46:10 ◼   ► foragers right there you know

00:46:13 ◼   ► vegetarians anyway and i was like so I

00:46:16 ◼   ► set so i said so you're telling me that

00:46:17 ◼   ► I kb you can get a kayvyun you can keep

00:46:20 ◼   ► it as a pet he's like oh yeah they're

00:46:21 ◼   ► like they're like hoppy cats

00:46:24 ◼   ► it's a cap that hops and I said that's

00:46:28 ◼   ► the pet for me Katy a short tail is a

00:46:32 ◼   ► new project short-tailed rough haired

00:46:34 ◼   ► south american road

00:46:35 ◼   ► oh yeah I'm taking this medication still

00:46:38 ◼   ► yes sure

00:46:39 ◼   ► and I don't think I've made a bad

00:46:41 ◼   ► decision sense and I feel like kv a kb a

00:46:45 ◼   ► pet kv yeah is a way to get into the pet

00:46:48 ◼   ► game

00:46:48 ◼   ► but without all the cat you know cat is

00:46:53 ◼   ► just gonna think about it now that I say

00:46:55 ◼   ► the word cat before

00:46:56 ◼   ► yeah for you heard about a kb you said

00:46:58 ◼   ► the word cat we both like okay sure but

00:47:01 ◼   ► now post kb the Patagonian mara it's

00:47:04 ◼   ► also known as its accents you got in

00:47:06 ◼   ► South America and it is really freaky

00:47:09 ◼   ► but cool lookin it's very cool and

00:47:11 ◼   ► they're very very soft soft kv little

00:47:14 ◼   ► soft kb that wants to kind of curl up

00:47:16 ◼   ► with you on the couch on and they're

00:47:19 ◼   ► monogamous that's nice

00:47:20 ◼   ► oh that's right they mate for life like

00:47:23 ◼   ► swans like swans it's like basically the

00:47:26 ◼   ► Swan of guinea pigs

00:47:27 ◼   ► whoo-hoo and it's the force looks like a

00:47:30 ◼   ► different animal from every angle

00:47:33 ◼   ► yeah that's the fourth largest rodent in

00:47:34 ◼   ► the world now that makes me happy bear

00:47:37 ◼   ► is that Rodin capybaras also sort of a a

00:47:40 ◼   ► rodent Habanera i'm not sure if a

00:47:43 ◼   ► capybara would be a good pet though now

00:47:45 ◼   ► I've seen this is the zoo and man they

00:47:47 ◼   ► are pretty freaky looking at look at

00:47:49 ◼   ► that looks prehistoric but a kv now

00:47:52 ◼   ► what's involved in kv ownership even

00:47:53 ◼   ► look at me look at this has gotten onto

00:47:55 ◼   ► the usenet online forums to find out

00:47:56 ◼   ► about this

00:47:57 ◼   ► no you know that's not my tendency know

00:48:00 ◼   ► my tendency is just to go get a case

00:48:02 ◼   ► write a check brake is set and then and

00:48:05 ◼   ► then once i have a KPI will learn i will

00:48:08 ◼   ► learn the hard way for myself all the

00:48:11 ◼   ► all the things I mean if he can he wants

00:48:13 ◼   ► to dig under a pipeline to escape

00:48:15 ◼   ► I wonder how they are with your

00:48:17 ◼   ► upholstery alright

00:48:19 ◼   ► the captain's very gonna try on maybe

00:48:21 ◼   ► you should just rent one for a week and

00:48:22 ◼   ► see how it goes

00:48:23 ◼   ► that's a good idea the thing is i pad

00:48:25 ◼   ► just like your daughter part of the

00:48:27 ◼   ► thrillers unwrapping the baby kv yes

00:48:29 ◼   ► your bottle feeding them until they bond

00:48:32 ◼   ► with you and feel like I don't want to

00:48:34 ◼   ► dig out of here I want to dig you

00:48:36 ◼   ► I think you're getting this loser kid at

00:48:38 ◼   ► that party that you get to meet the kv

00:48:39 ◼   ► she did but she was more interested in

00:48:41 ◼   ► the donkey and that's understandable

00:48:43 ◼   ► because you can't ride a kv donkeys are

00:48:46 ◼   ► such an interesting sighs if they were

00:48:48 ◼   ► much bigger much smaller they wouldn't

00:48:50 ◼   ► be as interesting they're very

00:48:51 ◼   ► interesting size m because you don't use

00:48:53 ◼   ► it without the well we have a kind of a

00:48:55 ◼   ► pending by the petting zoo but then it

00:48:57 ◼   ► has like a pen around of stuff that you

00:48:58 ◼   ► can just look at the donkeys are always

00:49:00 ◼   ► very interesting-looking to me

00:49:02 ◼   ► got to me too there you know and they're

00:49:04 ◼   ► very Hardy yes you can you can go you

00:49:06 ◼   ► can go down to the grand canyon with

00:49:08 ◼   ► them

00:49:08 ◼   ► yeah did you know a cab American rate

00:49:11 ◼   ► can weigh a hundred pounds and grow to

00:49:13 ◼   ► be four feet long

00:49:15 ◼   ► is that right a hundred pounds it's a

00:49:18 ◼   ► great it's bigger than you think and

00:49:20 ◼   ► wasn't carrying one of those ones they

00:49:22 ◼   ► thought was extinct but then they found

00:49:25 ◼   ► him again

00:49:26 ◼   ► look at that rock LOL you should look at

00:49:28 ◼   ► this John rock cavies Rockies are so

00:49:31 ◼   ► cute

00:49:32 ◼   ► let me see what took a rock cavies the

00:49:34 ◼   ► client Brazil and they are very furry

00:49:36 ◼   ► lookin rock easily more like more

00:49:40 ◼   ► prairie dogs all look at the Rockies i

00:49:44 ◼   ► will be such a great super genius

00:49:47 ◼   ► supervillain sit in the chair pet in one

00:49:48 ◼   ► of those that's exactly what I'm saying

00:49:50 ◼   ► exactly what I'm saying you got you got

00:49:53 ◼   ► a rodent that mates for life so you get

00:49:54 ◼   ► a mom and pop rock kv yeah they sit in

00:49:57 ◼   ► your lap and you pet them whilst explain

00:50:01 ◼   ► it to James Bond how you're going to

00:50:03 ◼   ► you're gonna take him limb from limb

00:50:05 ◼   ► huh some pedophilic behavior has also

00:50:07 ◼   ► been displayed with adult male escorting

00:50:08 ◼   ► juvenile males so they groom the Rockies

00:50:11 ◼   ► it's been observed I think it's a great

00:50:14 ◼   ► idea I think you need a project

00:50:16 ◼   ► well no but I'm suggesting this I mean

00:50:18 ◼   ► think about this what if you and I both

00:50:20 ◼   ► had rock kb's then that that only were

00:50:23 ◼   ► like friends

00:50:24 ◼   ► well I'm and it's sort of like super

00:50:25 ◼   ► genius super super spooky genius action

00:50:30 ◼   ► that just look at your a look at your

00:50:33 ◼   ► phone look at the photos i sent all

00:50:34 ◼   ► right you get an idea what we're in for

00:50:36 ◼   ► here look at this thing you know you've

00:50:38 ◼   ► already picked out a cap

00:50:39 ◼   ► oh no we're all about Octavio know it's

00:50:42 ◼   ► a known cat it's a it's a great setup

00:50:45 ◼   ► all the way around it's a known great

00:50:47 ◼   ► cat you see that um let's see here it

00:50:51 ◼   ► looks it looks kinda like something dust

00:50:53 ◼   ► with you go to war with the cap that you

00:50:55 ◼   ► have not kept that's right that Donald

00:50:57 ◼   ► Rumsfeld on cats

00:50:58 ◼   ► oh my goodness this cat is absolutely

00:51:00 ◼   ► like a Swifter or or that thing my mom

00:51:03 ◼   ► uses to take dust-up the top of the land

00:51:05 ◼   ► a cat it's a it's a it's a Persian cat

00:51:08 ◼   ► with a little smash face and it just

00:51:10 ◼   ► sits in your lap me Pettitte

00:51:12 ◼   ► what's a smash face cat see these people

00:51:15 ◼   ► have three or four cats and they have

00:51:17 ◼   ► one cat they refer to as the bad cat the

00:51:18 ◼   ► name of the cat is bad cat

00:51:20 ◼   ► I'm glad cat is mean to this cat and so

00:51:22 ◼   ► this cat needs a place to live it's the

00:51:23 ◼   ► sweetest cat in the world and so we're

00:51:26 ◼   ► gonna get next month

00:51:27 ◼   ► oh you can see that it's a sweet cat

00:51:29 ◼   ► because it's kind of hunkered down like

00:51:31 ◼   ► it's afraid of the eagle is gonna grab

00:51:33 ◼   ► it

00:51:33 ◼   ► yeah it's got that look yeah i'm just

00:51:35 ◼   ► like please don't place that we can put

00:51:37 ◼   ► in the Eagles look at that face you see

00:51:39 ◼   ► that face i do see that face

00:51:41 ◼   ► it's a very nice pace i mean it has that

00:51:43 ◼   ► it has that quality that small dogs have

00:51:45 ◼   ► where you're not sure what their that

00:51:47 ◼   ► the the one we be eyes are causing the

00:51:51 ◼   ► discoloration and they don't know what

00:51:53 ◼   ► that it's whether you know the thing

00:51:55 ◼   ► about little dogs where it's like I

00:51:56 ◼   ► don't know like poodles poodles get this

00:51:57 ◼   ► brown deer to put spaces like are you

00:52:00 ◼   ► sweating or over are your eyes your eyes

00:52:03 ◼   ► have extra matter i don't know why that

00:52:06 ◼   ► happens leaking out lolz brown eyes

00:52:09 ◼   ► yeah I find kind of off-putting oh they

00:52:11 ◼   ► call that a polite to your stains

00:52:13 ◼   ► delight ear sting but they were great

00:52:15 ◼   ► you ever update i'll love them there's a

00:52:18 ◼   ► smiths they're here to proceed are

00:52:21 ◼   ► utilized for that to your state's or

00:52:25 ◼   ► uh-oh more bets

00:52:27 ◼   ► that's for sure mmm your pets pets for

00:52:30 ◼   ► short as a common troubling issue in

00:52:32 ◼   ► which the hairs around the dog's eyes

00:52:34 ◼   ► become discolored look

00:52:36 ◼   ► ya knows it could have been one or both

00:52:38 ◼   ► eyes but you would like to your stains

00:52:41 ◼   ► what causes things what constitutes

00:52:43 ◼   ► you're staying here students develop

00:52:44 ◼   ► over time and there are several reasons

00:52:46 ◼   ► why this occurs this is great writing

00:52:48 ◼   ► for some poodles more than one of the

00:52:49 ◼   ► causes will be at the root of the cock

00:52:51 ◼   ► problem haha ok go on Wikipedia writer

00:52:56 ◼   ► no that's not this is a small poodle

00:52:58 ◼   ► info.com better even better look good

00:53:00 ◼   ► with your edited it could be it could be

00:53:02 ◼   ► a red yeast infection could be a tear

00:53:04 ◼   ► duct tissue an ear infection could be

00:53:05 ◼   ► teething stuff for the water could be

00:53:07 ◼   ► artificial coloring and food

00:53:09 ◼   ► I don't want any of that explanation

00:53:11 ◼   ► know that I want one explanation for

00:53:13 ◼   ► your pets

00:53:14 ◼   ► yeah good light ear stating is a result

00:53:16 ◼   ► of poodles having bad dreams

00:53:20 ◼   ► I think struggle i would tell you that's

00:53:21 ◼   ► muscular riding bad that's right yeah

00:53:24 ◼   ► put a lot polite you're standing as a

00:53:25 ◼   ► result

00:53:26 ◼   ► bad dreams and pools omit needless words

00:53:28 ◼   ► um so anyway that's happening and you

00:53:32 ◼   ► have any updates on the RV still

00:53:35 ◼   ► pondering so that time you know you're

00:53:36 ◼   ► one sorry you're in the moment you're

00:53:37 ◼   ► not thinking about right

00:53:38 ◼   ► no I can't I can't continue to be in the

00:53:40 ◼   ► mode of not thinking about it because

00:53:42 ◼   ► the man the RV the guy that is storing

00:53:44 ◼   ► the RV is giving me the very very

00:53:48 ◼   ► friendly but firm voice when he talked

00:53:51 ◼   ► to me on the phone which is yes we

00:53:53 ◼   ► agreed that you can keep it here until

00:53:55 ◼   ► until februari but that is contingent on

00:53:58 ◼   ► you getting mixed here on you moving

00:54:01 ◼   ► forward

00:54:02 ◼   ► yeah he doesn't what I mean I'm guessing

00:54:04 ◼   ► he doesn't want to hear on january 31st

00:54:07 ◼   ► is oh sorry i'll come pick it up in a

00:54:09 ◼   ► week or so right and that and that

00:54:11 ◼   ► worries me because you know what I don't

00:54:14 ◼   ► want is for him to suddenly say like

00:54:15 ◼   ► well if you want it then you have to pay

00:54:17 ◼   ► me 100 dollars a day for storage right

00:54:20 ◼   ► Tom and we did we have no agreement

00:54:22 ◼   ► about that and there's nothing I don't

00:54:24 ◼   ► think keeping him from doing that and in

00:54:27 ◼   ► the probably with the reading cops or

00:54:30 ◼   ► the reading sheriff's office it would be

00:54:32 ◼   ► harder for me to negotiate with them

00:54:34 ◼   ► then this guy who's like I put a lien on

00:54:37 ◼   ► the vehicle and now you have to come to

00:54:39 ◼   ► the reading courthouse know sometimes so

00:54:42 ◼   ► uh so I but I'm not accusing this guy of

00:54:44 ◼   ► that in advance but it just feels like

00:54:46 ◼   ► he is saying he sent me some paperwork

00:54:48 ◼   ► today is like well fill out this

00:54:50 ◼   ► application for a napa no interest car

00:54:55 ◼   ► repair loan and we'll just get right on

00:54:57 ◼   ► it you can give me fifteen hundred

00:54:58 ◼   ► dollar deposit tomorrow

00:54:59 ◼   ► he's good he's moving right and so you

00:55:03 ◼   ► can play them i'm talking to other

00:55:04 ◼   ► people on the on the black list it's

00:55:06 ◼   ► already going to be very hard for me to

00:55:08 ◼   ► go down there and here's the crazy thing

00:55:09 ◼   ► the the transmission was throwing chunks

00:55:13 ◼   ► for sure but it wasn't

00:55:16 ◼   ► I've I've run a transmission out of a

00:55:18 ◼   ► vehicle to the point where it wouldn't

00:55:21 ◼   ► go into gear and wouldn't move because

00:55:23 ◼   ► the transmission had disintegrated who

00:55:25 ◼   ► this thing never stopped running under

00:55:27 ◼   ► its own power

00:55:28 ◼   ► it was thrown smoke everywhere

00:55:30 ◼   ► but there's a part of me that's like

00:55:33 ◼   ► yeah everybody that looks at it says it

00:55:36 ◼   ► needs a new transmission it surely does

00:55:38 ◼   ► but will this transmission get it to

00:55:40 ◼   ► seattle that is it something that none

00:55:45 ◼   ► of us have addressed and if the thing

00:55:48 ◼   ► was in seattle i could i would have that

00:55:51 ◼   ► six months of you know of time to gear

00:55:57 ◼   ► up

00:55:57 ◼   ► so this is figures into your decision

00:55:59 ◼   ► making but it doesn't help with his need

00:56:02 ◼   ► to get an answer

00:56:03 ◼   ► yeah and if I say to him hey what are

00:56:06 ◼   ► the possibilities of me just making it

00:56:08 ◼   ► home limping at home he's gonna say he's

00:56:12 ◼   ► it that's gonna change our relationship

00:56:14 ◼   ► yep he he wants you to come back with

00:56:18 ◼   ► something decisive you want you to come

00:56:20 ◼   ► back with get started with work on this

00:56:21 ◼   ► and i'll pay what it costs or I'm coming

00:56:23 ◼   ► to get it tonight

00:56:24 ◼   ► right right and you know and because he

00:56:27 ◼   ► doesn't want to be you know my dad I'm a

00:56:29 ◼   ► long way away and you know he's in he's

00:56:32 ◼   ► in reading where you know the thing

00:56:35 ◼   ► about about cathedrals yeah you can get

00:56:39 ◼   ► to be a you can have a detrimental with

00:56:42 ◼   ► this is you think you have to be in a

00:56:43 ◼   ► city to have a cathedral

00:56:45 ◼   ► oh interesting that's not what i was

00:56:46 ◼   ► saying but yeah that's uh no idea that

00:56:48 ◼   ► you told me this right

00:56:50 ◼   ► I didn't think you do have to be well

00:56:52 ◼   ► you have to be a yeah township or Lord

00:56:54 ◼   ► ship or a or a sailing ship tama

00:56:57 ◼   ► cathedral ok but I know what I'm saying

00:57:00 ◼   ► about cathedrals is the reason the

00:57:01 ◼   ► cathedrals and and old architectures so

00:57:03 ◼   ► beautiful is that it was built at a time

00:57:06 ◼   ► when labor was cheap and material was

00:57:08 ◼   ► expensive oh now that's true yeah so you

00:57:11 ◼   ► have these guys and it was like well

00:57:12 ◼   ► this is this it

00:57:14 ◼   ► it took a lot to get this stone here but

00:57:16 ◼   ► it didn't take a lot to get you Italian

00:57:18 ◼   ► stone carver so I spend some time making

00:57:22 ◼   ► this stone look pretty

00:57:23 ◼   ► yeah with your little cherubims and your

00:57:26 ◼   ► car gore gargoyle limbs

00:57:29 ◼   ► mhm and and now we have the problem of

00:57:32 ◼   ► materials being cheap because they're

00:57:35 ◼   ► all made out of glue and wood shavings

00:57:38 ◼   ► right but we have made labor very

00:57:41 ◼   ► expensive so it's like oh we

00:57:44 ◼   ► got all this garbage lumber and garbage

00:57:46 ◼   ► particle board but the you know the

00:57:51 ◼   ► Carpenters are getting paid

00:57:52 ◼   ► thirty-five dollars an hour so let's

00:57:54 ◼   ► just throw this thing up as fast as we

00:57:55 ◼   ► can right well in Redding California

00:57:58 ◼   ► there's one thing I know which is that

00:58:00 ◼   ► property is cheap not super cheap it's

00:58:04 ◼   ► not like you can move to reading anymore

00:58:06 ◼   ► and just by 40 acres right in the center

00:58:08 ◼   ► of town and have a sheet problem

00:58:10 ◼   ► yeah but so this guy if this RV was

00:58:14 ◼   ► sitting at an RV place in downtown

00:58:15 ◼   ► Seattle they would be like we need every

00:58:18 ◼   ► square inch

00:58:20 ◼   ► get your damn RV out of here by tomorrow

00:58:22 ◼   ► but in reading discs i could Cisco could

00:58:25 ◼   ► stack rvs for a year right so so in a

00:58:29 ◼   ► way he is creating a false sense of

00:58:32 ◼   ► urgency because it's just like you know

00:58:34 ◼   ► what push that thing out to the back of

00:58:36 ◼   ► but the back 40 and forget it's there

00:58:38 ◼   ► yeah i mean but I'm he's been pretty

00:58:40 ◼   ► cool what you think I do think he's been

00:58:43 ◼   ► cool i do think he's been cool but yeah

00:58:45 ◼   ► I needed dad right now he's like listen

00:58:48 ◼   ► son just relax take the winter to think

00:58:51 ◼   ► about it there's no one there's no way

00:58:55 ◼   ► I'm going to be able to tow it anywhere

00:58:58 ◼   ► I can't tell it to san francisco anyone

00:58:59 ◼   ► to see us certainly thought of this but

00:59:01 ◼   ► he is there any chance you could get a

00:59:02 ◼   ► little help from the black list in the

00:59:04 ◼   ► internet to find a place where you could

00:59:06 ◼   ► store it for a couple months and it'll

00:59:08 ◼   ► just be down to getting it towed

00:59:09 ◼   ► somewhere that's not costly and with

00:59:11 ◼   ► that's him or somewhere else

00:59:13 ◼   ► you at least have a little bit of leeway

00:59:15 ◼   ► to think about this without all the

00:59:16 ◼   ► pressure

00:59:17 ◼   ► well that's a good question Merlin and

00:59:19 ◼   ► you know what I'm going to get I'm gonna

00:59:21 ◼   ► get on the phone this afternoon you've

00:59:23 ◼   ► just inspired in front of me no know

00:59:25 ◼   ► that there's a guy let's just call him

00:59:28 ◼   ► let's just call him what he is here I

00:59:30 ◼   ► his name is Greg birch he's a dentist

00:59:34 ◼   ► oh yeah great keep email me yeah great

00:59:36 ◼   ► birch the dentist who has a pretty

00:59:38 ◼   ► famous family member that's right who

00:59:40 ◼   ► had whose grandfather was the birch who

00:59:45 ◼   ► was sort of like one of the head dudes

00:59:47 ◼   ► at the GMC RV how important was it John

00:59:50 ◼   ► he was very important he designed the he

00:59:52 ◼   ► designed an aftermarket screen door

00:59:55 ◼   ► he's so important he was important that

00:59:56 ◼   ► that the 23 inch

00:59:56 ◼   ► that the 23 inch

01:00:00 ◼   ► I'm sorry 23-foot version of the GMC RV

01:00:03 ◼   ► is called is named after him for

01:00:06 ◼   ► children it's called the burger chain

01:00:08 ◼   ► and the they made much fewer 23-foot rvs

01:00:12 ◼   ► than 26-foot rvs but one of them is

01:00:15 ◼   ► named after the man for children so

01:00:17 ◼   ► great birch who lives up in Northern

01:00:19 ◼   ► northwestern Washington and has a

01:00:23 ◼   ► thriving dental practice there he's been

01:00:26 ◼   ► very helpful in my GM cr-v odyssey he's

01:00:30 ◼   ► a he's a young guy the rare young GMC RV

01:00:34 ◼   ► owner and dentist and dentist and legacy

01:00:37 ◼   ► and so he wrote me yesterday texted me

01:00:41 ◼   ► even that he said listen I've been

01:00:42 ◼   ► talking a mani and I think we might have

01:00:45 ◼   ► a plan

01:00:46 ◼   ► so when i get off the phone with you I'm

01:00:48 ◼   ► gonna call great birch he's gonna he's

01:00:51 ◼   ► probably going to leave some patient in

01:00:53 ◼   ► a chair with suction happening on is

01:00:55 ◼   ► especially be right back

01:00:58 ◼   ► just that you know just closed and spit

01:01:00 ◼   ► and I'll be right back and he's going to

01:01:02 ◼   ► sit and walk around the dental office

01:01:04 ◼   ► talking to me on the phone and saying

01:01:06 ◼   ► here's the plan i cooked up with Manny I

01:01:08 ◼   ► don't know what that plan is going to be

01:01:09 ◼   ► man is a little bit crazy you know he's

01:01:12 ◼   ► talking about when he tell you I met me

01:01:14 ◼   ► now Manny is a guy who bought who did by

01:01:18 ◼   ► 10 acres of land in a san jose

01:01:23 ◼   ► california back when you could buy 10

01:01:27 ◼   ► acres of land in san jose for $15,000

01:01:30 ◼   ► well and his 10 acres is way up the hill

01:01:35 ◼   ► to the east of san jose and has a

01:01:38 ◼   ► panoramic view of san jose california

01:01:40 ◼   ► which now as you know is part of the

01:01:42 ◼   ► part of the silicon valley family of

01:01:47 ◼   ► towns and he sits up there in his like

01:01:51 ◼   ► in his eagles nest

01:01:55 ◼   ► and works on GMC RVs and who knows if i

01:02:00 ◼   ► lived up there I would shoot flaming

01:02:01 ◼   ► crossbows down into this crossbow bolts

01:02:03 ◼   ► down into san jose every night but I

01:02:07 ◼   ► don't think he does but he does have you

01:02:08 ◼   ► know he's got this this very strange

01:02:10 ◼   ► ranch campus up there is a compound it's

01:02:15 ◼   ► very it is a compound i would say it has

01:02:17 ◼   ► it has it has a gate probably shouldn't

01:02:20 ◼   ► say too much

01:02:20 ◼   ► no no so he's up there and he's and he

01:02:23 ◼   ► rebuilds gmcr RV transmissions my

01:02:26 ◼   ► impression is just for the fun of it

01:02:29 ◼   ► Wow um like a lot of these gmcr be

01:02:33 ◼   ► people you ask them what they did and

01:02:35 ◼   ► they're like oh I was a you know an

01:02:36 ◼   ► aeronautical engineer and I was a test

01:02:38 ◼   ► pilot for Boeing and or whatever and now

01:02:41 ◼   ► i read that i restore these turbo 400

01:02:45 ◼   ► transmission in my garage but you know I

01:02:48 ◼   ► don't want anything I don't want

01:02:50 ◼   ► anything out of them and I sell them for

01:02:52 ◼   ► a thousand bucks just to cover my costs

01:02:54 ◼   ► like huh that's weird I mean have you

01:02:58 ◼   ► even seen Downton Abbey I mean how

01:03:00 ◼   ► why is this relaxing but I but it is

01:03:03 ◼   ► relaxing

01:03:04 ◼   ► yeah so Manny but you know I went up to

01:03:07 ◼   ► mannys place and the first thing ma'am

01:03:08 ◼   ► he said was a disarming is a piece of

01:03:10 ◼   ► junk who I was like nine out of ten

01:03:13 ◼   ► people nine out of ten old guys that I

01:03:15 ◼   ► talk to about it said all you got a good

01:03:18 ◼   ► deal but man he says a piece of garbage

01:03:21 ◼   ► and I'm like well thanks Manny

01:03:23 ◼   ► why do you say that and then he walked

01:03:26 ◼   ► me over to his GM cr-v which he had

01:03:28 ◼   ► built with he'd built with pullouts with

01:03:32 ◼   ► like slide outs in the style of a new RV

01:03:35 ◼   ► he gutted the interior and built it all

01:03:37 ◼   ► this is that that's his real like labor

01:03:39 ◼   ► of love

01:03:40 ◼   ► yeah he's like one of these guys that

01:03:41 ◼   ► wants to update the GMC RV to make it a

01:03:44 ◼   ► space capsule and I'm like well I want

01:03:48 ◼   ► to I want to keep it stock like original

01:03:50 ◼   ► to the seventies and he got a look on

01:03:52 ◼   ► his face like I had said I want to fill

01:03:54 ◼   ► it with fucking sheep dip and I want to

01:03:57 ◼   ► live inside of it naked and piss on

01:03:59 ◼   ► myself

01:04:00 ◼   ► he was like why the fuck would you want

01:04:01 ◼   ► to keep it original like she was

01:04:04 ◼   ► offended right and I said this is a

01:04:07 ◼   ► classic rift in the

01:04:09 ◼   ► in the blacklist community i believe it

01:04:10 ◼   ► is and i think that most of them are

01:04:12 ◼   ► older people who want their GMC rvs to

01:04:17 ◼   ► continue to be contemporary ok which

01:04:19 ◼   ► means a lot of that weird RV upholstery

01:04:22 ◼   ► that's like big flowers or like and and

01:04:26 ◼   ► new furniture and new lighting

01:04:28 ◼   ► yeah sure and I'm like nah nah man its

01:04:31 ◼   ► vintage I wanted to look like somebody's

01:04:33 ◼   ► rec room from 1974 like i wanna i wanna

01:04:37 ◼   ► fuckin have a shag carpet in a round bed

01:04:40 ◼   ► and they're just offended by it they

01:04:43 ◼   ► just feel like that's so go show its

01:04:47 ◼   ► ghosh its counter to their their

01:04:49 ◼   ► aeronautical engineering background

01:04:51 ◼   ► because blah blah blah

01:04:53 ◼   ► yeah and so anyway so i know to feel I

01:04:57 ◼   ► know to discount somewhat his feeling

01:05:00 ◼   ► that my RV is junk because he looks at

01:05:02 ◼   ► things like that's like old it's just

01:05:04 ◼   ► it's a stock it hasn't been updated but

01:05:08 ◼   ► I but it did get inside my head

01:05:11 ◼   ► his comment so that i'm walking around

01:05:13 ◼   ► and I'm discounted the nine out of ten

01:05:15 ◼   ► dentists surveyed who feel like

01:05:16 ◼   ► sugarless gum is there their

01:05:19 ◼   ► recommendation for patients who come who

01:05:21 ◼   ► I've got this one dentist that's like

01:05:23 ◼   ► not fucking sugar gum and so when I

01:05:28 ◼   ► think about repairing the RV I'm like

01:05:30 ◼   ► maybe it's a piece of junk maybe man is

01:05:33 ◼   ► right so maybe the the other four five

01:05:37 ◼   ► dentists are being supportive

01:05:40 ◼   ► mmm being nice because that's how you

01:05:42 ◼   ► rolling on the blacklist

01:05:44 ◼   ► yeah they're being nice or they're being

01:05:45 ◼   ► just you know they're just they're doing

01:05:47 ◼   ► that old man mechanic thing where

01:05:48 ◼   ► they're like well it's up to you

01:05:50 ◼   ► uh-huh you go look my RV is on fire

01:05:52 ◼   ► should I put it out there like well

01:05:53 ◼   ► that's up to you and you know that's a

01:05:55 ◼   ► personal decision like no give me some

01:05:57 ◼   ► advice here the gear you've got 11 of

01:05:59 ◼   ► these tell me what I should do well you

01:06:01 ◼   ► know you can either save it or not

01:06:03 ◼   ► well looks like your cars are far it's

01:06:07 ◼   ► like rock you give me a give me like a

01:06:09 ◼   ► little piece of fatherly advice right

01:06:11 ◼   ► and these are the same guys that you

01:06:14 ◼   ► know that's what exactly what they say

01:06:15 ◼   ► to their sons to they kicked him out of

01:06:16 ◼   ► the nest and they're like well better

01:06:18 ◼   ► secret swim

01:06:20 ◼   ► huh anyway so that's the update and I'm

01:06:23 ◼   ► still you know i'm still still pawn over

01:06:25 ◼   ► and I'm still thinking about what

01:06:27 ◼   ► whether or not i got a lot of responses

01:06:30 ◼   ► last week from people who listened to

01:06:33 ◼   ► last week's podcast expressed a lot of

01:06:36 ◼   ► respect for our opinion are for our

01:06:38 ◼   ► feelings about crowdsourcing and then

01:06:42 ◼   ► ultimately said but you're nuts

01:06:44 ◼   ► please accept our money please take my

01:06:46 ◼   ► money or whatever it is that they say

01:06:48 ◼   ► right

01:06:48 ◼   ► and so I'm still considering some

01:06:50 ◼   ► version of that

01:06:51 ◼   ► oh wait nevermind

01:06:55 ◼   ► Shh

01:06:58 ◼   ► I have been setting up Marlon an ebay

01:07:03 ◼   ► store I've been setting up an ebay

01:07:06 ◼   ► students amazing and now right

01:07:08 ◼   ► I've never done this before i'm setting

01:07:10 ◼   ► up an ebay store you're gonna tell your

01:07:12 ◼   ► stories and I'm gonna tell so i'm going

01:07:14 ◼   ► to tell some stories about some coats

01:07:16 ◼   ► and pants and boots and then I'm gonna

01:07:18 ◼   ► I'm gonna put those codes pants and

01:07:20 ◼   ► boots for sale up to the people and say

01:07:25 ◼   ► listen here's a coat

01:07:26 ◼   ► here's the story of it mhm here's my

01:07:28 ◼   ► opinion about this coat here my feelings

01:07:31 ◼   ► about it

01:07:31 ◼   ► basically you buy the story comes with

01:07:33 ◼   ► the coat and you can eat a bit on it or

01:07:36 ◼   ► not the the starting starting price is

01:07:39 ◼   ► going to be 0 or 99 cents or whatever

01:07:41 ◼   ► like it's it's pure auction know kind of

01:07:45 ◼   ► reserved and you can just go to town on

01:07:48 ◼   ► it some of these items I've worn for

01:07:49 ◼   ► years some of them are are are pieces

01:07:53 ◼   ► that I've had in my in my collection and

01:07:56 ◼   ► Warren periodically and I might even I

01:08:02 ◼   ► might even everyone's want to sell one

01:08:05 ◼   ► of my dad's shirts

01:08:07 ◼   ► this is very interesting John because my

01:08:09 ◼   ► dad's shirts don't actually fit me and

01:08:12 ◼   ► I've worn them for years and always kind

01:08:15 ◼   ► of tugged at the collar shirt tucked up

01:08:18 ◼   ► the cuffs because they're just sort of

01:08:20 ◼   ► an inch or even a half an inch too small

01:08:24 ◼   ► in every direction and so it's like I'm

01:08:27 ◼   ► gonna sit on these insisted on these dad

01:08:29 ◼   ► shirts until what my daughter grows up

01:08:31 ◼   ► and doesn't know how how are you gonna

01:08:33 ◼   ► do the fulfillment

01:08:35 ◼   ► well i'm making a commitment to apply

01:08:39 ◼   ► that i'm going to get a kv I'm gonna get

01:08:42 ◼   ► a kv and i'm going to actually mail

01:08:45 ◼   ► these things to people you know I'm not

01:08:48 ◼   ► gonna put I'm not gonna put 400 things

01:08:51 ◼   ► up there at first I'm just going to put

01:08:52 ◼   ► 20 things babies baby steps see what

01:08:55 ◼   ► people think you'll find at least one of

01:08:56 ◼   ► the that's a real dinner though you

01:08:58 ◼   ► should put up one that's gonna be the

01:09:00 ◼   ► one that everybody talks about links to

01:09:01 ◼   ► well just don't you think you need one

01:09:05 ◼   ► like Marky anchor item

01:09:06 ◼   ► well this is that I mean there are so

01:09:07 ◼   ► many right I like I'm putting up my

01:09:10 ◼   ► leather jacket that i bought in high

01:09:13 ◼   ► school that I wore to Soundgarden's bad

01:09:16 ◼   ► motor fingers just the water liquid

01:09:17 ◼   ► paper on it

01:09:18 ◼   ► let's get the liquid paper on it you're

01:09:20 ◼   ► kidding Soundgarden's a bad motor

01:09:22 ◼   ► fingers of LP release party both of them

01:09:25 ◼   ► there were two parties i went to both

01:09:26 ◼   ► I've seen you know I've seen David Yau

01:09:29 ◼   ► and his his spectacular band the David

01:09:32 ◼   ► Yao's yet have jesus lizard jesus lizard

01:09:36 ◼   ► thank you have seen you know I saw babes

01:09:39 ◼   ► in toyland really racist or pretend

01:09:40 ◼   ► racist now I think he's pretend races

01:09:42 ◼   ► okay i still have not a bit i need to

01:09:44 ◼   ► get that out there might be a bit i mean

01:09:47 ◼   ► you know he takes his dick out on stage

01:09:48 ◼   ► he did liquid paper you know some of the

01:09:51 ◼   ► liquid paper has been liquid paper gets

01:09:54 ◼   ► brittle over the years John well some of

01:09:55 ◼   ► it has been painted over a with white

01:10:00 ◼   ► paint pen and then some and then that

01:10:03 ◼   ► felt like too much so some of that was

01:10:05 ◼   ► painted over with indelible black pen

01:10:07 ◼   ► here curator so there's there's white on

01:10:09 ◼   ► it there's old white on it there's a

01:10:11 ◼   ► there's and then there's black there's

01:10:14 ◼   ► there's black on it

01:10:16 ◼   ► if this jacket has been through

01:10:17 ◼   ► everything with me but it just isn't

01:10:19 ◼   ► just not gonna it's not gonna go all the

01:10:23 ◼   ► way to my death and partly it's because

01:10:26 ◼   ► it's too big

01:10:27 ◼   ► the jackets too big it's always been too

01:10:29 ◼   ► big it's a 48

01:10:32 ◼   ► Wow jacket that I got as a 48 at the

01:10:35 ◼   ► time because the two women in that

01:10:37 ◼   ► yeah i thought i was gonna I thought I

01:10:38 ◼   ► was gonna wear a bunch of a big a Irish

01:10:41 ◼   ► fisherman sweater under my black leather

01:10:44 ◼   ► motorcycle jacket and you know that ends

01:10:46 ◼   ► up being yes if i was going to if I was

01:10:49 ◼   ► gonna work on the deck of a cross the

01:10:52 ◼   ► Pacific freighter maybe i would need

01:10:55 ◼   ► that much for bulletproof protection but

01:10:58 ◼   ► I've never had never taken that job so

01:11:00 ◼   ► anyway so that is you know that's one

01:11:02 ◼   ► that's one item that's going up there

01:11:04 ◼   ► but is that more is that more of a of a

01:11:08 ◼   ► of a tentpole item then like one of my

01:11:11 ◼   ► dad's shirts that says Roderick honored

01:11:13 ◼   ► on the on the tail where his dry cleaner

01:11:16 ◼   ► wrote his name in my heart I don't know

01:11:18 ◼   ► you're going to decide what you need

01:11:19 ◼   ► some kind of fish food you know that

01:11:21 ◼   ► look at cycling like an auction house to

01:11:23 ◼   ► do you need one really big guy we got

01:11:24 ◼   ► you know here's Elizabeth Taylor's

01:11:25 ◼   ► underpants

01:11:26 ◼   ► right right right right knee like some

01:11:28 ◼   ► you need some Taylor pants hmm what's it

01:11:30 ◼   ► gonna be what's it gonna be you know

01:11:31 ◼   ► you'll get you'll get it but I i will

01:11:33 ◼   ► continue say as I've said you off there

01:11:34 ◼   ► because i love you just get the

01:11:35 ◼   ► infrastructure right that's the hardest

01:11:37 ◼   ► part

01:11:37 ◼   ► so that's the thing I'm you know this is

01:11:38 ◼   ► what we have a soul bells yet because

01:11:40 ◼   ► the year the fulfillment in fulfillment

01:11:41 ◼   ► sometimes these things up i'm ironing

01:11:43 ◼   ► them i'm taking photographs of them and

01:11:45 ◼   ► then my my senses that i'm just going to

01:11:47 ◼   ► get those priority mail envelopes and

01:11:50 ◼   ► i'm going to put more boxes i'm gonna

01:11:53 ◼   ► just put the stuff in the boxes and put

01:11:56 ◼   ► little post-it notes on it that tells me

01:11:57 ◼   ► what's in the box

01:11:58 ◼   ► this is the code for this is the boot

01:12:00 ◼   ► and then they'll all be stacked they're

01:12:02 ◼   ► pretty boxed and when they sell i'll

01:12:05 ◼   ► just all have to do is just write the

01:12:06 ◼   ► name on it and then take it to the post

01:12:09 ◼   ► office they're telling the story on a

01:12:10 ◼   ► card now be kind of cool

01:12:13 ◼   ► wow that's an extra step but that's well

01:12:15 ◼   ► yeah but that's what you're selling your

01:12:16 ◼   ► selling the story on a card that's what

01:12:17 ◼   ► makes it artisanal isn't it

01:12:19 ◼   ► oh absolutely you can't have small batch

01:12:20 ◼   ► cards mmm

01:12:21 ◼   ► type it up in the car but maybe i'll use

01:12:24 ◼   ► my cursive typewriter which I i hardly

01:12:27 ◼   ► ever get a chance to do I like a corset

01:12:29 ◼   ► typewriter got a cursive but i think i

01:12:30 ◼   ► think if you found especially it's an

01:12:32 ◼   ► old index cards and typed up a paragraph

01:12:34 ◼   ► on the item i think now you get yourself

01:12:36 ◼   ► us to do you think I don't have a stack

01:12:38 ◼   ► of old index cards you because i don't

01:12:42 ◼   ► have a house train your ID on him a

01:12:44 ◼   ► shoebox full of index cards that are in

01:12:46 ◼   ► a minute discontinued sighs the eastern

01:12:49 ◼   ► better cards are not three by five three

01:12:51 ◼   ► and a half by five and a half

01:12:53 ◼   ► oh my goodness let's go out

01:12:57 ◼   ► yeah yeah the only the only file

01:12:59 ◼   ► cabinets that can they can hold them are

01:13:00 ◼   ► all made of oak so what's your time

01:13:03 ◼   ► frame on this

01:13:04 ◼   ► well so my ebay name is Morgan rides

01:13:07 ◼   ► free all one word

01:13:09 ◼   ► morgan writes free ok because because my

01:13:13 ◼   ► middle name is Morgan as you know and

01:13:16 ◼   ► when I was a teenager and I was hopping

01:13:19 ◼   ► freight trains I realized that all the

01:13:22 ◼   ► hobos had little tags that they wrote on

01:13:26 ◼   ► the trains to indicate that schooling on

01:13:28 ◼   ► the trains and John Hodgman kind of blew

01:13:30 ◼   ► this up with his you know 500 OBO names

01:13:35 ◼   ► yeah but you know hobo names were things

01:13:38 ◼   ► that they actually kind of scroll door

01:13:40 ◼   ► sometimes like scratched into the rust

01:13:43 ◼   ► of of of freight trains to you know to

01:13:48 ◼   ► communicate with each other and to just

01:13:49 ◼   ► say like Kilroy Was Here right sure

01:13:52 ◼   ► and so I needed something like that but

01:13:55 ◼   ► I was 17 and I was like it was a

01:13:58 ◼   ► dangling and I was like what's my hobo

01:14:00 ◼   ► name and I didn't and I couldn't decide

01:14:04 ◼   ► thing is I feel like your hobo name is

01:14:08 ◼   ► something that your fellow hobos

01:14:10 ◼   ► bequeath to you or or or bestow upon how

01:14:15 ◼   ► you don't choose a name you earn it

01:14:16 ◼   ► i'm not sure i have i tried to the best

01:14:20 ◼   ► I could avoid other hobos because it

01:14:22 ◼   ► seemed like they were predators and I

01:14:25 ◼   ► was just a boy

01:14:26 ◼   ► oh it's just that we're back to the big

01:14:28 ◼   ► rock candy mountain now

01:14:30 ◼   ► mmm grooming so I didn't want to be

01:14:33 ◼   ► groomed you will be greeted by a hobo

01:14:35 ◼   ► i dunno if I'm gonna bring by a homo i

01:14:38 ◼   ► know i know it's yeah there's candy in

01:14:43 ◼   ► the mountains follow me follow me follow

01:14:44 ◼   ► me

01:14:45 ◼   ► ya see that if I heard that music on kxi

01:14:48 ◼   ► and John Tesh told me it was from 1950 i

01:14:52 ◼   ► would fucking believe it i would be like

01:14:54 ◼   ► are like that's something in my throat I

01:15:02 ◼   ► go back to choke in any case i I'm so

01:15:07 ◼   ► more morgan rides free and fr your

01:15:11 ◼   ► interview got that good good feedback

01:15:12 ◼   ► great buyer prompt payment valued

01:15:14 ◼   ► customer highly recommended

01:15:15 ◼   ► yes either you go boom boom boom morgan

01:15:18 ◼   ► writes free was my hobo name shortened

01:15:21 ◼   ► shortly to Murph oh oh it's a with an

01:15:25 ◼   ► anagram

01:15:26 ◼   ► yeah or I know acronym acronym person to

01:15:30 ◼   ► deal with a plus i think it should

01:15:32 ◼   ► probably been morph fast player

01:15:34 ◼   ► yeah but like the comparative history of

01:15:37 ◼   ► ideas always called it called itself kid

01:15:39 ◼   ► and it really should have been chod well

01:15:42 ◼   ► jotter or shud chod chod childhood but

01:15:48 ◼   ► like the new yorker diuresis over it

01:15:50 ◼   ► showed to mr. Joe owed Joe code bitch

01:15:56 ◼   ► oh um so I'm so Murph with my stupid

01:16:01 ◼   ► stupid its joke and it's just stupid

01:16:04 ◼   ► jokes up here we are

01:16:06 ◼   ► I got was this the other day Emily news

01:16:08 ◼   ► bomb was writing a review of the

01:16:10 ◼   ► jennifer jones television program who

01:16:12 ◼   ► and she referred to jonathan coulton

01:16:15 ◼   ► lyrics as though Jonathan Coulton was a

01:16:20 ◼   ► universally understood contemporary

01:16:24 ◼   ► music reference she just played it off

01:16:26 ◼   ► legit

01:16:27 ◼   ► she's just like all that Jennifer Jones

01:16:28 ◼   ► kinda reminds me of the lyrics to

01:16:30 ◼   ► Jonathan Colton's mad scientist story

01:16:33 ◼   ► Skullcrusher mountain and then she's

01:16:35 ◼   ► quoted a long passage of his lyrics and

01:16:38 ◼   ► I read this thing and she was making all

01:16:40 ◼   ► kinds of references to the internet to

01:16:43 ◼   ► like insider internet kinda talk the the

01:16:46 ◼   ► whole sjw a like yeah you know she's

01:16:51 ◼   ► keeping up she's on the fortune and i'm

01:16:53 ◼   ► reading I'm reading this thing and I'm

01:16:54 ◼   ► like who the fuck is the audience for

01:16:56 ◼   ► this it's like she's writing it's like

01:16:58 ◼   ► it's like she thinks that I em the em

01:17:03 ◼   ► right up the middle of who the new

01:17:06 ◼   ► yorker readers are right and then I got

01:17:08 ◼   ► a cold chill and once you realize the

01:17:11 ◼   ► call is coming from inside you that's

01:17:13 ◼   ► right i am you are mister mister chose

01:17:17 ◼   ► the new yorker is actually now designed

01:17:22 ◼   ► for us for you it's very yeah like Latin

01:17:26 ◼   ► of I know

01:17:29 ◼   ► oh my goodness that's true and so my

01:17:33 ◼   ► whole life I have thought of the new

01:17:35 ◼   ► yorker reader as this personally old

01:17:39 ◼   ► Tweety fop yeah who has a lot of

01:17:41 ◼   ► pictures on the top of his p.m. and i

01:17:44 ◼   ► get a lot of right and maybe it maybe a

01:17:46 ◼   ► Tony Award yeah like on a shelf

01:17:49 ◼   ► somewhere and he's sitting there

01:17:51 ◼   ► absent-mindedly tinkling on the piano

01:17:53 ◼   ► and and reading The New Yorker and now I

01:17:56 ◼   ► realize that no you're you're right up

01:17:59 ◼   ► the middle New Yorker reader is a guy

01:18:01 ◼   ► with the GMC RV is considering buying a

01:18:03 ◼   ► kv

01:18:06 ◼   ► stop

01:18:10 ◼   ► mhm