Ep. 191: "My Weird Money"
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hello hi John I'm Merlin how's it going
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good good good good
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mmm SI get the coins there no that's my
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keys I I couldn't find my keys this
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morning so I picked up my other keys
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know when I got here my fob didn't work
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and then I reached in my pocket and the
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my first set of keys was right in my
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pocket right we're like I look they're
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16 times
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hmm how's that possible what happened
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somebody's gotta remember lots and lots
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it could be gremlins could be gremlins
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got thoughts on this
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noms who you know it's like they say on
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the Internet where first used a banner
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ads and then people develop banner
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blindness they called it which is you
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got so used to seeing this certain size
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ad unit that your mind kind of
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unconsciously skip past it
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oh yeah I'm i skipped past those certain
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sized ad units you do that unconsciously
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yes good all right did you do that
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unconsciously on purpose i do that
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unconsciously and consciously both
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that's terrific
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alright i wish i could do that well you
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don't you see them they are like in your
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no no hmm now the bane unconsciously
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that's good
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my problem is that these days it's the
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easy pop over javascript window take
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over the world to get the app for the
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newsletter bohol well are we gonna talk
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about this today is that what you want
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to do today I'm writing down one word
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and running down Forbes one of Forbes
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Time magazine time when I can't sleep I
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can't see Forbes anymore they won't let
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me look at their website the venerable
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Time magazine has become a clickbait
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bullshit party
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ok i'm making click click bullshit okay
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great that sounds good
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ok so here's my thought well shit I have
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to write these down i know i know what
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did you do it now while you're typing
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them instead of writing them on a card
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was gone totally digital do everything
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digital now night when I want to leave a
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note in my daughter's lunchbox I do not
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a brand-new I
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iphone 6s plus so so DNA code to a
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paperless office there no should not a
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scrap paper here you've been here
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haha i wanna have a dial has Marvel
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dolls with dead dark eyes and a computer
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well that must be much more efficient i
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got a thought on this is this is this is
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a thousand flowers will bloom here
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because this leads to large larger
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thought technology for me I think when
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you look in your pocket 16 times and you
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don't notice your keys i think that's
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kind of like a form of banner blindness
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excluding magic which is something i
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think we could also talk about yesterday
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i tried to explain the difference
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between science fiction and fantasy to
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my daughter I'd like to get your
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thoughts on how well it was just okay
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don't know what you use when you say
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magic to me with a cat or well like the
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Magic's yeah magic come back to have got
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clickbait bullshit party and magic okay
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i think one thing that happens is a
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scene okay let me put a little bit here
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because I struggle with my family
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yeah well you know I really really like
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my family and they're great we get a lot
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of wonderful mostly get along pretty
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well but one thing that drives me a
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little bit crazy about my family is that
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they don't understand the basic
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innovations required to find something
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that they can't find oh yeah and so you
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know like the famous Mutt and Jeff comic
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they keep looking by this 111 lat
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because that under the lights good
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that's where the light is right okay so
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every morning that the following happens
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in our house
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ok brush teeth and hair I don't know
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where my hairbrushes ok alright i told
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you this before but we now have
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purchased I now have we have five of the
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kind of hair brush my daughter likes I
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figured we could deploy them tactically
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around the house and the law of averages
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would indicate would just turn up like
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scissors and scotch tape though it just
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disappears into some black hole
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presumably in my daughter's room
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well here's a here's a life hack right
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here yeah I'm ready
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yeah put on a chain like a bank well
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that's exactly what i was going to say
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except do it like a Midwestern gas
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station and and attach it to a license
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Oh hairbrush on a chain attached to an
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old license plates
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that's pretty hip not gonna get lost its
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guys got a throwback vintage quality to
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it huh clangs when she's brushing her
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kids love that and she can learn about
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geography chance change it up and it's
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like to play from Georgia it's a plate
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from massachusetts live free or die and
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so I i know there's no point
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my saying this to my daughter but I say
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I need the there's a couple facts and
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evidence the same facts and evidence we
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talk about every day no five of these
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which is not helping
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and you are literally the only person in
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the house that uses this hairbrush which
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means you're the only person who has any
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agency over what politte gets dropped
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into em and so then and this is where
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the whole family problem kicks in
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because then the the great quest begins
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its look a bit like a bildungsroman or
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Joseph Campbell you start wandering
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around the house looking for brushes and
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my wife and my daughter are like a
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confused rumba they both tend to circle
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in these two areas my wife keeps
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checking on the the table in the front
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hallway because that's where frequently
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where things end up just keep looking
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my daughter just walks in a circle in
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her room kind of making a noise like
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this where and meanwhile i am i'm under
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the coffee table i am under the dining
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room table i'm looking behind the cat
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box because you know what we've already
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looked at places where it should be
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right in the to rumba of the house are
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are still you know like sharks in that
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oh you just said cat box i just
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remembered that you have a cat now like
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a daughter
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whoa we have two cat boxes and in case
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the cat losses the first one one in the
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chamber but that doesn't do you think
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this week is my thinking is look you
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know we've already tried all the places
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where it should be and that's the
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problem the problem is that and then of
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course people say things like it's
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always the last place you look because
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normally people keep looking for 15
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minutes after they found something that
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you just I think that's a eugene mirman
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oh really i know i don't think so but
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you sounded just like him
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Oh which is great to watch Bob's Burgers
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uh no I don't have to be okay
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neither am i watching my daughter's
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lunchbox for here's here's i see i'm all
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about life hacks you know me I'm all
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about solving problems i took a while
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but it seems to me that you are as we
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speak one of our great nations foremost
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progenitors of life hackery that's right
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you're always so you know what is the
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thing is you find a better way and you
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notice it and then you share it
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that's what I want to do no ads no ads I
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want to spread the love and here's
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here's my students my thought you're
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already clearly fully devoted to raising
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your daughter as a as a nerd as a
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I was like yeah because on the way to
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the new animated disney movie i talked
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about the difference i find magic and
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you're you're you're like pot committed
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to this right now uh when I pre actually
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actually actually am it's actually she
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knows she knows that this is the thing
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we're doing when she was 18 months old
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she was already wearing spider-man
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pajamas I looked at you with confusion
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and what is what is that was so it's
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already too late i can see it in your
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eyes what color spider-girl she
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spider-man let her be spider-man
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so my question is why have you not
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introduced the fanny pack into her
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universe does she not have a fanny pack
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oh dear fanny pack and is where the
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where the the hairbrush goes where the
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iphone goes the the the tiger balm the
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what else goes in a fanny pack your diet
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includes keys maxi pad you know the keys
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keys to the house the keys to the to the
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the barn you get you can put you like
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white cat you could drink chick you
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Caleb are key
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it's a couple of a couple of dead I
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dolls in there you probably carry a
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little well i mean she doesn't have
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comic books anymore would all be on her
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fone bone oh she's got comic books buddy
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all right we'll open a packet is big
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enough and fanny pack could be made out
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of supple a like goat skin right don't
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measure such a look like she's home
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school and here's the thing she'll know
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the difference between sci-fi and
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fantasy at that point just plain sight
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arena left well because you have people
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on the bus will say hey I want to talk
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about sci-fi fantasy she'll be part of a
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guild before you won't even have to do
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anything
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mhm so that's what I think it should be
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I think fanny pack is the way is the way
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to go baby packing packing packing
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packing so anytime things get confusing
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he's introduced another fanny pack just
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fanny pack and we'll be back in TM and
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you have a you have a fanny pack for for
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dress-up days you have a fanny pack for
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you know for sure you get one for you
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can wear to work day evening it slightly
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fancier the smaller one you keep a
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lipstick in there I'm the one that you
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were around the house is made out of the
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same material as your sneaky terry cloth
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yeah take like a fanny pack
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yeah I hear you I should see how she
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feels about fanny pack
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I my thing is I feel like in the absence
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of organization one of the worst things
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you can do is introduce more containers
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oh I see what you're saying way wait no
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yeah Merlin no I object
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this is dino and that that's kind of
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your problem shut up I don't want to
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talk about this anymore
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characteristics of the stuff from your
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take off my car hard hat i stick my
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headphones my pen my keys and anything
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them and make them unusable that are all
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vintage ballpoint pens you see you kind
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emotional pain but the funny one like a
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those funny ones that got a bend in it
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three ghosts
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what it means but here's what you'll
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give me all of the money but no I don't
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have any funny pins i don't want to
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fucking funny pin no keep your funny pin
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somebody somebody else in the world's
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got a collection of funny pens
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network which I should be when I found
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one of those things i could give it to
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that guy and he could give me good that
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that somebody else said you have to have
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promotional pens from auto parts stores
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uh I want those remember somebody that's
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gonna be part of your estate someday
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silver bowl and it is full of keys and
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plates that's meant long thin sushi
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plate that's meant to have like a dragon
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roll all I could get too cocky or a
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rainbow roll on a big long rainbow roll
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plate except it's really no really nice
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much longer plate than the silver ball
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where my active keys go and the the
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keys are the two vespa keys which I'm
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winter and also they're not running but
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they're the only two keys to those to
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vespers that exists in the world i have
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never had duplicates made in owning
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those things for 35 years I have never
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had a spare key made
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so I cannot lose those best cookies then
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that the spare keys for the RV the spare
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keys for the house or in the inactive
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wabi-sabi
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plate and then there are a couple of
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heirloom keys
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key around my neck on a red piece of
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yarn and i still have the key on the
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yarn and I keep that in my interactive
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one place where that stuff goes
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yep then I have no it doesn't go
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anywhere else it does not when I walk in
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the door the keys go clink I hear the
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satisfying clink of that so did John I
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meet people who do not adhere to this
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system and I just can't imagine what
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chaos their life must be here's another
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life hack
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episode i think we're gonna have enough
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monetize this ok alright what will hack
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it well we should come up with the
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website for growth Hackett i have a
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giant not giant that's that's a that's a
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misnomer but i have a remember those old
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plastic pictures from the seventies that
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orange juice concentrate and you would
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plop it in a bit plastic picture and
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friend temper with the attorney top
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there you go it's the tupperware one
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with the tourney top that exact size and
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shape but it's made out of blueglass
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translucent blue glass and that is
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sitting right next to my door front door
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and into that goes every receipt that I
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have accumulated during the day
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oh so all the receipts in my pockets in
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my wallet every little note of a
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transaction of any kind first thing I do
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when I walk in his open it up dump all
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of the receipts on you know like I make
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no attempt to organize them or flowers
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for its just respect I'd say it's a
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receptacle
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that's right and all mail that I don't
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want to open right that second
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wow you know you just you just made
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yourself an inbox
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Kapow it all goes into the blue jar you
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are literally getting things done
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trademark and and the blue jar is not a
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inbox it's not a pile of
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undifferentiated mail it's not a it
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doesn't look like some garbage
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it's a beautiful blue Vaz that is just
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tinted darkly enough that you can't
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really tell that it's full of envelopes
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and receipts so it's decorative and it
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makes me feel and also it's just small
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enough that after it's got let's say 11
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envelopes in it you gotta do something
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about it it's it's it's got all kinds so
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it's it's decorative its functional and
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it's super functional because when it's
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full you know it's time to look at your
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yeah you look at email you got to do
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something you got to go in there and
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then sorted out and flatten all those
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receipts out and write little words on
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them so those are those are systems the
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wallet in the pants system is leave the
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wallet in yesterday's pants
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yeah because today
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hmm i am not so far from yesterday that
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i can't remember yesterday's pants it it
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works especially if you wear the same
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pants every day but it's got problems
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what happens is it can fall out at my
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wallet cannot fall out of my pants you
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got like grip tape on there
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no I have you know a big wallet you get
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a big wallet i got a big wallet i'm also
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a big man and I where Taipans in tight
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pants so the wallet is somewhat you know
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you know the way if you wet a piece of
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paper and you lay it over something then
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the paper dries it dries it can you know
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the new shape of the paper is the shape
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of the thing that you later on who
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that's true of my pants
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my pants were like wet paper at one
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point and now they are dried into the
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shape of my wallet
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okay right right my pants right well
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this is the thing I'm sure our listeners
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we should share with them that you know
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it the light one of the big life
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accident if it works for you go with it
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if you don't mind your paper your pants
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being like paper keep your wallet there
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except there's a corollary to that which
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is if it works for you but it's wrong
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don't do it that's true that's like Jack
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right right yeah i guess for me it seems
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to me like you're carrying a utility
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belt worth of stuff your what did you
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say you're like my my wallet and my
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flashlight and my my multi-tool got a
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blackberry might find knows member
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nataliemarie nunchuck ooh I sunglasses
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and might slightly less tinted
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sunglasses and my normal glasses yeah
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that's true hair bows and you're just
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you're unloading your your pockets every
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day and it seems like frankly you're
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asking yourself why not the backpack
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well or the or the fanny pack the
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utility belt I just don't know about
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what if you had a police utility belt
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where your flashlight with that would be
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that we leather on it that we leather
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several pockets can see on the cops near
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her house and I admire and i think
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that's that's nice because you can take
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that off and everything is in there
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so what would so what kind of life would
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that be if you showed up at some
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software devcon some sort of you know
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group group meet for whatever calling it
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openoffice plans don't think the spark
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if it's for something by george orwell
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and crew concept pack you got a group
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group pack write bak TM got a belt khan
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and you show up and and you're wearing a
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utility belt that's got a little like a
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holster for everything but it's not like
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a jokey look at me i'm batman Bell this
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is a real this is a grown man's utility
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belt Batman utility belt maybe maybe you
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have or we have one of our friends our
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fans who makes this type of thing to
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make like an artisanal know it exists
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start with start with the filson double
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belt right and then build out from there
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and all of a sudden
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who's the superhero right look yeah you
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look like a cross between a comic book
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nerd and Cyclops from the x-men comics
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you know there are at least if i'm not
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mistaken
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see I don't know I don't know your whole
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universe here I don't know which
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university are in white fellow writer
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616 whether it's Universal or yeah
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Marvel only sony new line
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but my question is there are some
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superheroes who have supernatural powers
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that they get from UFOs or are or
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mutants or magic this gets to my
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conversation magic with a que magics
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with the k-9s then there are superheroes
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that have technology-assisted superhero
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yes that they have a they are
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billionaires usually and disturbed and
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they have a lab and they build some like
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Doc I or you could just be a rich psycho
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rich psycho and so then there are
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they've got their robot arms and they're
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out fighting somebody that's got that's
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got like many magical UFO power and
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somehow they're evenly matched enough
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that that the comic book never ends with
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the like the gruesome death of one of
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the other you don't see you really like
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a three-page comic we just write the
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living shit out of somebody gonna knock
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and it's like laser eyes
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oh the next time true believers up so
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you need to start embracing the fact
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that you that you you're probably not
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going to become a mutant at any time but
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you could any more of them you're not
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going to come from using a useful way
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right but you could be like a like a
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crazy scientist style superhero and I
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think that starts with the utility belt
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yeah cuz cuz that the rejection of your
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peers is a nice way to get you good and
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angry about using your science see
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really good you know what we could do
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that right into my daughter I could use
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the guys like a boy named sue type
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situation yeah you make her crazy i'll
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make horrible i'm a carmaker completely
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objectionable the key thing also is to
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make somebody the kind of nervous even
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nerds don't like well what about what's
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the story with the green onion or
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whatever the guy that with the buttons
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please ring in the onion fists and vista
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lantern and that gives an onion powers
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yeah exactly the one that was writing
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like this the the it's not a surfboard
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it's more like one of those hoverboards
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except it's green and he's mean he's got
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a long chin
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yeah that's the guy that's in Deadpool
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now there's no she was the key play the
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green onion few years ago
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well so that's army green onions event
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that and then but he's got a lead on
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he's also be he would be great giveaway
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that iron be coming from very come
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agreed I the green onion uh he's a
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mutant who also uses technology now
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that's all separate category think he
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got gifted with space powers
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oh and this is this is that's an
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interesting edge case we're talking to
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my daughter about this which we should
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come back to later
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yeah uh but I think you feel how I see
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what you're saying that I see what
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you're saying the the the pouches and
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and belt deployment is a good idea see I
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think of this in these layers or
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concentric circles and like IE and this
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is a little bit of that means to be a
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george carlin pit but it ends up kind of
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being that but you've got the stuff that
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you always have to have on you looking
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at the most most basic level for me okay
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look for example i had to run home right
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before we started recording our program
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to pick up something that amazon had
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left I didn't bring even my usual go
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I brought my phone right with my
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headphones on because listen to a
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podcast as you do your golden lasso
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gotta go last night about my keys
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because that's really all I needed to
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like you know good cover that small
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distance botanic and this paddle ball
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game and this trip my favorite chair but
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it's normally I have all the things i
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described like that I store my hat at
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home that's on my body now there are a
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lot of people you let something like
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let's go back yeah what you store them
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in your hat sure storm hackles echoes in
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the bowl
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oh you put the stuff in the Hat the Hat
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goes in the bowl yeah i have about eight
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carhartt caps but i have one going at a
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time but didn't you just tell me that
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that that container fatigue is a problem
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yes I had another container ok well
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here's what I think container fatigue is
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a problem like for example you go like
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oh I keep losing my keys or I keep
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forgetting my wallet i'll keep my wallet
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in this container and i'll keep my keys
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in this container and now I'm organized
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i see so that hat is like a catch-all
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the problem is and the United shaking a
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little bit into a different life happy
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part of my life but I think part of the
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problem is when somebody somebody starts
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with the idea of wanting to be as they
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say organized and most people think of
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organization as taking all of the
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unnecessary shit in their house roughly
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sorting it into piles and then buying
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new clear plastic boxes to stick it
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that's not organization well wait a
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minute what if you take all the stuff in
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your house
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roughly sorted into piles and then put
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in vintage cigar boxes that's different
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that's different but that's thank you
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because you know part of before you
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organize you have to you have to like
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throw out you have to give away like you
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should only keep these things that are
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very valuable to you except in your case
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it's valuable
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well yeah I'm the thing is when i'm
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organizing stuff in my house it with it
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I have no intention of trying to to work
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more efficiently or to have things be
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more useful
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I'm just organizing them for the pure
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joy of the act of sorting things into
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boxes that's like that's like sudoku you
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know for pens that's exactly what it is
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in fact when I first started playing
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sudoku a good friend of mine Chris
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camellia looked over my shoulder for a
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librarians I know because I don't
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librarians and i don't think i know a
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you're done no harm no foul
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theories it's actually it's Roman
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the restaurant the Denis Leary we know
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mad about it anymore
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restaurant you're mad all the time too
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strands who you're even matter three
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restaurants you can't there just there's
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there's so much to be mad about you
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can't be that mad
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yeah you're fighting five restaurants in
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guy from the x-men wear the shoes the
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beam out of sunglasses
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oh i thought we were talking about the
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Cyclops that turns your wife into a
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pillar assault if she looks back as
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she's running away from your burning
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time you tell me Cyclops's in the book
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of show i'm saying that Cyclops lives on
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the Isle of roads LOL of course a giant
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maze constructed to hide the snake hair
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lady right and if you can answer the
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riddle like a fanny pack if you any of
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these questions you get his pot of gold
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pillow and now I know what I'm sorry i
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was confused you talk about that neil
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can't defeat to save his life he he also
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many many pouches and you can see he's
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got boys got quite a johnson onto but in
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one redo of 90 Cyclops he had all these
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pouches in the question how long has
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been what does he have in all of those
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pouches Cyclops got a lot of pouches
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you're saying alright I'm going to
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church I see some old-fashioned
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Cyclops's or Cyclops I you see he's got
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a little bit of ice got a Chewbacca
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suspender type situation hey I'm looking
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know what Capcom is see now if I the
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searches Cyclops on image
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oh there's a horrible photo on here so
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he's gotta being known as a kid with 1i
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this is awful
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he's what's really is terrible this
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Cyclops they are you talking about the
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Cyclops from the island of Rhodes it has
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one of the horn
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yeah I'm but I'm now looking at the one
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you're talking about which is a guy and
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like yellow panties and he's wearing a
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kind of you
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tousled hair
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ok I see him yeah same he's very his
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musculature
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lot right where it's like no one could
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have risks that uh huh
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greater circumference that his needs
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how do you how would you draw that i
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would i would go back to I would go back
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to draw our school we got to talk about
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but also bring back to the the artist
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rob liefeld at some point is he's done
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some very special things with the human
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anatomy
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it's ok it is his people they look like
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oil oil barrels with oak trees forearms
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and in little ballet feet you can trophy
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goes way out of his way to find a way to
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not have to drop because when he does it
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it looks like it looks like a half a
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slipper falling off somebody's foot my
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question about Cyclops yeah the
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superhero is when he takes his glasses
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off and we see the laser beam you know
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it's never really clear what his Anatomy
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is does he has to wear the sunglasses
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because the Ruby quartz crystals in that
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enable him to control he has this little
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lever on the side that he uses to turn
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it to be able to turn the visor on or
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off because he with the glasses off the
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pending court what story of course he
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can control the beam shoots off you know
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with maximum power just like a microwave
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with no door was he a little baby but
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was like that he's got a brother they're
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both means he saved him from falling out
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of a plane but I mean when he was a baby
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what is when he was first born will use
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count everybody know most beings develop
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their powers around puberty
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oh so there was a day when he was normal
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legitimate theater know
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adult material in addition to the
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i want a basement full of closets full
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of bags full of bags that's my dream was
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killer if I went downstairs and I was
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euros duffel bag in a tree to double bag
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duffel bag full of euros and the reason
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i pick your nose is first of all euros
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are 500 euro notes that are in regular
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circulation so if you are in Europe and
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pains we got pennies but they want to
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get a hundred a fantastic bill
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make a five-hundred-dollar bill they
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should totally make a
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five-hundred-dollar bill so in gangster
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of money and they open it up it was a
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bunch of hundreds i'm like if you were
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if you were doing that in Euros that bag
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could contain five times as much money
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yeah that's right you could have one bag
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that was like really full of money right
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a lot of money and so I always want my
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my my my fantasy bag of money is all
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more than dollars which I which I object
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us and they were looking down over there
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northern border around even imagine that
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having the same that's just unbelievable
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glad they were like haha we are a real
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country now and then
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now their dollars just back down to
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being like the australian dollar no
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offense you're not gonna get that funny
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buy something the person behind the
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i still have to pay for things and
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they're like yeah I know but are our
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dollars just pretend money again I'm
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like no it still costs money
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it's just less money right now US dollar
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duffel bags
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what do you do put them in your house
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matter to put in a safe-deposit box but
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you can't put them in a bank because you
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don't you don't have receipts for it
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with large amounts of cash it gets weird
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that's why that's why there's such a
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thing as money laundering right sure
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so how are you going to launder this
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money that you got because you you
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encountered like a drug dealer shootout
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somewhere or you've been given this
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money in a duffel bag by a rich young
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podcast and credits the podcast with
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having given him this
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probably got duffel bags of euros pack
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and just sitting around like so much
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carmax well it ready to dispense it to
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the did that person who thinks deserves
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well presumably if he's listening to the
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right podcasts he has a whole set of
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filson luggage full of euros
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uh-huh and he's got it there with with
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the couple of guys in mind to give it to
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me just isn't he's waiting for the right
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moment right is waiting for the right
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moment but when that arrives
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how do you account for what do you do i
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don't so so what I want is a cared no
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more attention with others like you know
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for me this month that's once again
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every time i see well once again once a
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girl i said my Imperator furiosa once
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again anyway what I want but I'm i want
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some kind of storage facility where I
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have ready access to my weird money but
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where it's secure right i don't want the
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building to be I don't wanna at this is
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like one of those things where you say
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you make some deal with the with Jeannie
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where you say jeanie i want to live
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forever and then the new cancer
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yeah or the genies you know cuts off
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your arms and legs right it's like great
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now you live forever haha but it puts a
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dick on your forehead
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yeah I'm a fucking Jeannie booya and you
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don't want you don't want to have like I
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got all the money in the world and then
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my glasses broke and I'm all alone every
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my books or whatever you know you know I
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know what nme here's the thing i mean
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maybe a in terms of like the Henry type
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situation is it possible that that
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duffel bag was in the tree
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not because of malfeasance or
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nonfeasance but because they thought
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that was a pretty canny place to store
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some euros
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uh-huh right right you want to hide in
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plain sight it finds a lot like your the
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keys in your pocket last place you would
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look but that the terrible thing about
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the euros bag of euros is that you you
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would the genie would clay pit with the
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typographical error any give you a
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judgment bag full of greeks in which its
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you're better use your bag of euros you
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have a lifetime supply of euros joke's
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on us tavros the the terrible thing
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about it as you know would be if like
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for instance if you had a duffel if you
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have a timbuk2 bag let's call it full of
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euros that was in your house right now
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how calm would you feel right this
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moment this is the problem with money
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you know money most things to worry
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you may not feel very calm know you
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would feel very stressed out about it
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you're very you're very exposed because
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you've got this money and it's sitting
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there and and so then you're like well i
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gotta move the money i gotta move the
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money to somewhere but then you're
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moving the money you do you don't feel
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comfortable doing that then you get the
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money somewhere let's say you
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let's say you know if you can see it and
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know and look and check in on it it's
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not really safe because it's too close
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and you can put it somewhere that you
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don't see it we're really is straight
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safe and it's obscured from where you
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can see it now you feel unsafe because
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you can check on it
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sure you go to the storage space and the
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two guys that are parking cars and
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off are working
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sure and they're like what country do
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you think this is
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and then you go away or exotic just
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another simple duffel bag heist and they
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realize there's money in it and they
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realize there's a lot of money and a lot
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of euros and so where is it safe so then
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you become like this weird person we're
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all of a sudden this great bounty your
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wonderful money that's supposed to make
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you this supposed to free you from
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supposed to go to the you're supposed to
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go to the the Batman bank there or have
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the Joker watching for you
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well see but that's the thing that
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turned out remember the movie where they
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put all their money in the banks in
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Panama and then Johnny Depp all of a
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sudden didn't have his money anymore
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oh well you're wearing that black mass i
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think no I think there's that that this
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is this is a real story of like the
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big-time drug dealers of the of the
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eighties they kept all their millions
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and millions of dollars in noriega
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spanks because noriega was like sure man
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interesting i didn't know that
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and then there was one day where noriega
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just nationalize the bank's it was like
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we're nationalizing the banks and the
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drug dealers were like what I had like
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80 million dollars in there and he's
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like what you gonna do about it and it's
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like a whole you you uh hello
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your call is important to us you damn
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well do you know that you it is not me
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your call is important to us and then
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that come for a ride with me in my
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little mule i will take you to your
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it is in this abattoir so anyway so at
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the end of this whole fantasy I'm just
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like you know what you should never have
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more money than you can carry in a
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Chewbacca bandolier oh right because you
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get you should it's like it's like
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sewing Krugerrands into your vest if you
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had the but the problem with the crew
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grand vest is a borrow your vest
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well not only that but how what if you
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want if you have to cross a river right
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now you got two career and vest on and
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it's one of these it's like it's like a
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biblical story right where you drown
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because you don't want to take your your
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career and vest off and then whose only
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true values property
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I've seen that exact thing is on my
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jacket this morning was the exact quote
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was that quote that's a quote from you
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it's something you set your family
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instead she was like the only yeah the
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only wealth is the only true wealth is
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probably true wealth is properly so
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we're waiting for the train to come and
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i say i don't know this is exactly the
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right definition but here's my
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understanding of this you got science
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fiction and you have fantasy and science
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fiction is the inside of that universe
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and almost everything that's happening
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is explainable even if it's not
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explainable by the kind of science we
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know or have today there's something
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that's explainable it's internally
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consistent yeah right there's reasons
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that stuff happening aren't magic and
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then fantasy that she goes out the
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window and there's tons of fuck tons of
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magic right in that you think that's
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even close
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let's see I think it's pretty close to
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take a lord of the rings that's not that
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much science in that start walking
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around what about worlds in which the
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like for instance the movie Avatar
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is within the setup of it is science
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fiction because it's explicit explains
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kind of the the premise of being able to
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inhabit a I don't know there's a lot of
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designer i feel that i've never seen
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I'll I'm not sure it's such a garbled
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idea that i'm not sure i could explain
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it but but then within the actual film
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it's really a fantasy movie because like
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a lot it's just like magic but that but
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there's also science it's like science
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fiction fantasy i'm sorry to say no no I
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know know it'sit's you know what it's
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two great tastes that taste great
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together
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there's there's there's not that's fine
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i mean it's all kind of stuff i like we
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have both I you watching that that James
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Franco go back and save Kennedy show
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James Franco is a personal bugbear for
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alright he's like he's what he's like
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one hair in a delicious dessert
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it's like this is a delicious your God
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is around the hair lap but you're like
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lap well i got this hair on my company
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and it's called James Franco em but also
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the desert is called James Franco so
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what do you do Tom Hardy who is a desert
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with no hair
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mm absolutely right everything I see Tom
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Hardy and even if the rest of the movie
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is fucking shambles now I know tom hardy
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stands in the center of it and is tom
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hardy and I go
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he's my new he's my Scarlett Johansson
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em James Franco's to Winky he's winking
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all the time I don't want to get winked
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at by somebody you know it's a little
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winky it's interesting idea though it's
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got him and chris cooper and it's just
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it's a stephen king book or story and I
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and I enjoy enjoy stephen king and chris
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cooper and basically no it doesn't
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matter you can watch it's just Franco
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all over you don't know what but they go
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back and save Kennedy basically Chris
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Cooper owns this is the premise it's not
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doing anything
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the premises that we discover that Chris
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Cooper who is the owner of a diner that
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the teacher James Franco's to he
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discovers that basically Chris Cooper's
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diner has this closet can get anything
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out of closets where you walk into it
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and you come out exactly the same time
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11 something am
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in the state and 1960 every time it's
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interesting in or you can come back if
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you come back you start over and
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nothing's changed only been gone for two
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minutes now first of all I have many
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faults but one of them is I love
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anything related to time travel
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I love time travel stuff i love it look
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did you see predestination
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no I don't have a TV okay i'll send my
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daughter's phones and that's an
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interesting premise and I especially
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like the premise of its two minutes here
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and when you come back at three sets so
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if you have to and I haven't gotten to
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him hitting the panic button yet but if
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he hits the panic button he comes back
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everything that he's created in that
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making 60 world resets is there a long
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time line type situation so but is there
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a button you can push where everything
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that we created in that universe becomes
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true and his contemporary way I see just
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stays there always stays there and lives
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his life again because he goes there in
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1960 because there's all kinds of stuff
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he's gonna have to do in the run-up to
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this has got to go create this world
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he's got to make bets is going to let
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make money and it's this whole like
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little world building thing and I'm sure
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the juncture cases of the world by many
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problems with this but I thoroughly
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enjoyed it
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well I'm the thing about mom the thing
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about this is that why would you bother
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saving kennedy at that point why
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wouldn't you just go to Las Vegas and
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bet on Kennedy dying chris cooper i was
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in vietnam his character from 6173 his
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main thing is I want to I want to save
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my friends and make sure that it never
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happened I'll see that's just at that
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always feels like small potatoes if you
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have time travel
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it's it this feels like that movie where
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Matthew McConaughey is is like throwing
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books off the shelf that's right there's
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a sand on the floor to talk to Murph it
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of all that you are in a parallel
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universe where you're like
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multi-dimensional and you're trying to
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tell your daughter that you miss her
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fuck you screenwriters and look you up
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you know myself I'm gonna watch it again
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give another chance i'm gonna watch the
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second two-thirds I'm gonna make it
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through the whole movie
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I keep telling myself that but every
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time I look at the poster angry your
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garbage so if you're give you can go
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back to nineteen sixty really your your
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friends the five guys that you knew in
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Vietnam that's the extent of your of
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your vision interesting that is yours
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you're saying think big like you to get
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your not doing true time traveler
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thinking you know let's go back and make
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sure I dont still
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milk on my shirt thinking yeah you're
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saying like think big big yeah who the
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fuck are you
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fuck are you
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your friends are nobody's you are nobody
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yeah you have this incredible
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opportunity to go back to nineteen sixty
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and do amazing things crafty things I
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realize this is this is the last spring
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on you do you have just a very would you
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invent the euro
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Oh what would you do if you could go
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back to know if you had a closet in a
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diner you could walk in to save had a
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nice breakfast you evacuate your bladder
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you walk into the closet
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well what do you bring with you and what
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do you do once you're there dr. can
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bring your phone but o get a connection
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i can bring my phone you can bring you
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can bring money that would work at the
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ok but I can everyone also things that
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that guy has brought back from his
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previous trips can be used to but i
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cannot access the contemporary internet
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while i'm there in 1960 you're gonna
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need to print it out you can bring maps
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you can bring printouts you could bring
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three ring binders no boy remember you
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gotta carry that around like a lunatic
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right right right also there's a guy
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there he keeps wandering around every
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time you go and appear there the guy
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says you don't belong here
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oh there's one guy that can see with his
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uh they lived in his glasses
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Jackson's got a hat yeah so what no you
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don't belong here setting her to don't
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belong here i hear the wind blow
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please pass the milk pls being dirty
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you don't belong here something on my
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that's when I my god is so great and you
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know what's great with that album you
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put it on you put it on shuffle
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I'll put it on trouble the other night
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shuffle and like a seven-second song
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would come on even though they found
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Arkin corridors I walk so so let's not
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let's not worry too much about what you
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bring with you with your bags unless you
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want to talk about that but what do you
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what's what's your general idea for a
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plan if you're thinking big and 1960 oh
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oh it's so fun
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Oh are what matters what really matters
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you know 1960 you could you could stop
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Pol Pot 1960 you want to pop it but not
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being run vietNamNet large well but
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they're saying don't save your buddy
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stop the whole stop the whole everything
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exactly if you're gonna you're gonna
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stop the Vietnam War you have to go back
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before nineteen sixty first of all who
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has hit within himself in it without
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making this an incredibly dreadful hard
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science fiction thing that only losers
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watch the basic idea is that if i go
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back to keep kennedy from getting
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assassinated Johnson will not become
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president & Johnson will not get into
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this long slog of Vietnam that well yeah
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but this is that whole fantasy world
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where Kennedy wouldn't have gotten us
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into Vietnam like that the whole
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business of like he was he was
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rethinking Vietnam right before no he
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mm we were in Vietnam we were going deep
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in Vietnam is being cocktail waitresses
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to a time it's like where's the soup
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um listen you don't tell me I'm not
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darling it's not like they say I'm smart
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and I got stepped over
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you don't hit my brother you understand
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what are you Italian stallions are all
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the same i buy you out my green he was
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still in diapers more green my kids
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don't talk to a guy like Moe Greene like
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did I ask when Moe Greene that I know if
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I as who gave the order
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I said nothing because it was business
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anyway I went back to the maybe just sit
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there are so many things that you could
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do in 1960 you could not stop the
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Vietnam War
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I'm afraid yeah you could do anything
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could alter the course of it hopefully
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to save your four friends that are
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outside of da nang how lonely you gonna
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turn over all these big hard things
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before you admit your way of becoming
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fixing everything that's wrong in your
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family and make me rich forever
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is that what it would ultimately be when
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you focus on fixing your family being
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rich forever problem is that there's no
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way you could fix my family if you went
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back to nineteen sixty you would you
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have to go back to 1760 and like and
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just stop the whole thing right to grab
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somebody and thrown down a well throw
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Hitler baby I'm you know like
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what would you do there's just so many
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of directions you could go
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tick-tock there was so they're so much
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so so much energy and so many resources
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were wasted during the Cold War but i
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still don't fully understand whether or
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not it was necessary right whether
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whether it was the lesser of Evil's
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Italy we would not have had the same
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space program in the same way
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well right or just whatever like the
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whatever the teleplay between capitalism
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and collectivism that we've been trying
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to work out for the last hundred fifty
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years or or longer
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what I whatever however that soap opera
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needed to play out
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yeah was the Cold War a lot better than
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other options and maybe I mean this is
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the whole like butterfly flaps its wings
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problem you get in there 1916 here like
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I'm gonna solve the Cold War and then
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you inside a nuclear war right right i
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mean youyou remember at the end of at
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the end of the movie where the aircraft
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carrier goes back to Pearl Harbor de mi
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mi just it was this some parallel
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nineteen eighties that you didn't come
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along for a TV movie
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oh no it was a it was a movie movie and
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it was called the time i was called Time
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Bandits or a no it was called
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time-travel aircraft carrier the final
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countdown the final countdown
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do I it was a movie about a a
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nuclear-powered aircraft carrier that
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Chad Katharine Ross nothing about that
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was a Douglas senator martin sheen
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charity know who um and they go through
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a time storm and they arrived on the
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other side of the time storm having
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thought wow that was quite a storm em
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and then all of a sudden on their radar
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screens I'm don't want to give too much
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away but they are back in time and then
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they have the they have a quandary
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merlin which is they have F for teens
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they have 1987 technology or 1984
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technology whatever ff14 I get it
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what do they do what you like most
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movies them debating this to go well
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there's a lot of flying around I mean
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there's some exciting footage it's one
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of those films where they had they had
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five a-six Texans that they painted like
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zeroes and then they try to make those
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five a-six Texans look like 700 zeros my
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flying back and forth across the screen
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all the time you're like that's the same
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plane I just I mean I mean it's a good
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it's a good paint job but hey it's not a
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0 and b you can't fool me because I you
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never see more than five planes at a
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time uh-huh
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but hey that's no fault of theirs there
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are probably a lot fewer a six texts
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painted like zeroes now than there were
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then yeah so like doctor who with the
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cyber manually show a few at a time and
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i'll show you at the time right or it's
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like thusly stacks how many feet are how
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many stacks easier once I can't say
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tonight I cannot use the word Sleestak
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in a sentence and not get my tongue all
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time I stacks and this rather lakers
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lakers please text you know that they're
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played by lakers LA Lakers fast break
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family Lakers played this lease tax i
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didn't know that don't verify that the
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head but I so yes at the end of the well
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I don't want to give too much away
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because i'm assuming that a lot of our
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honest trailers on a movie from 1980
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with machine
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yeah are there you're gonna go back and
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watch the final countdown now but it it
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addresses it's a it's a it's an early
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version of addressing some of these time
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travel quantities
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it's like if I could go back to nineteen
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sixty with an aircraft carrier if i go
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back to nineteen sixty with my iphone
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and it worked like a sports Almanac or a
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sports Almanac about you make that's
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right you go back and make bets right
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you you would have to be really dumb to
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not get rich huh
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but you're also flapping your butterfly
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wings and then all of a sudden you know
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like Nancy Reagan's got two heads or
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whatever
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yeah that's a good point also i cannot
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spoil this one but this one this got to
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make money to keep yourself alive
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so basically he makes a bet with some
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small-town bookies on 35 to 1 bat and
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and so you don't do anything too
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suspicious but that's going to arouse
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like a lot of interest if you do
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something that is only explainable by
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magic or graft so now I think about this
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all the time as you
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as I'm sure you do too which is you are
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transported back night not to 1960 but
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to 1972 in which world you are already
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alive you are what five years old in
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1972 something like that right okay so
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yeah here you are you're 48 49 whatever
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song 49.9 almost 50 let's just call this
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rounded up to 50 you go back in time
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there's already a Merlin man he's six
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years old
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yeah I know right but the only people
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you know in this world are your parents
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you don't know anybody in 1972 except
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for your mom and dad you now don't know
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anybody back then except your mom and
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dad and your uncles and aunts and
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whatever grandma get from the
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neighborhood so what are you gonna do
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you're gonna you're gonna go back to
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nineteen seventy-two and just ignore the
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fact that your whole family is there and
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just go live in a in a in the townhouse
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somewhere and make sports bets know your
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that first day you arrived with not a
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good feeling about these 75 Reds like
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how would you go introduce yourself to
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your own mo now this is this your actual
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what how would you prove that you were
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who you were given that she would almost
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certainly recognize you in the sense of
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recognize something about yeah and like
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things i was thinking about taking into
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account the bootstrap paradox and all
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these kinds of problems like is there a
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way that I could see myself with some
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kind of a little test
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yeah and you know what that test is that
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nobody else could know and I haven't
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come up with one of those but it was a
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horrible right here like hi uh mrs. man
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hi uh um I came out of your vagina have
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a moment I i am a relative right I'm a
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relative of yours
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this arrogant movie and high it was
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their movie about that sounds like a
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it should be a movie has a movie been
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made them that where this happens I
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don't have a TV right but like I either
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do I but I got a guy you know you're
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like I'm a relative and he and i can say
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some gonna be holding my finger up under
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my nose like a mustache
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hello fella who would perhaps you uh
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with a point with a monocle know when
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you you would and you would first of all
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tease tease your way into the house by
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saying i am the son of and Maisy Glotz
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he's gonna know amazing losses right
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right and she's gonna go oh really and
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you're like yes distant relative Maisie
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lots i am her son i can say that I'm
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gonna go work on a mission somewhere I
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work in a Christian angle and family
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mm-hmm and so then you're invited into
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the house and then you sit down here
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like you know funny and i have 25
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minutes alone with your child
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well not that you're not there yet right
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there no you're like um how do you
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believe in mysteries
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you suck at the you how do you feel
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about taking a hard look happy Percy the
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movie about time travel they pick a card
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out of the deck and it's late it's a
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Polaroid of them holding up the hard wow
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like how do you get everything about my
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mom and you don't want to come off as
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David Blaine basically you don't like go
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like what the fuck was that
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well it's not that you don't want to
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come off like you're a scam artist right
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because because the only people that
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were the only person i would try to do
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this would be somebody was trying to rip
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your your parents to get their hands on
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the man fortune
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yeah so the man fortune exactly the
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fortune of like chick comics that are in
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the garage but much but you know my mom
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was always into science fiction all the
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way back so I i have an in with us on
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this idea when I'm eventually
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transported back in time that I can go
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to my mom and say look you know like
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let's say initially like i'm the
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grandson of you know of
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Henry pretty or something like that
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should be like really think I know all
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the grandsons depending pretty I'm like
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wow I'm one of these I'm a lot long-lost
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grandson and she would look at me and
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she would see in my face a resemblance
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enough to her people that that some
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bullshit story like that would get me in
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the door and then I could say listen I
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know you like science fiction don't ask
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me how but let's imagine a fantasy
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science fiction scenario where time
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travel was possible
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are you with me so far mm but way her
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but wait there's more
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and you know and just lead her down oh
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yeah it's really very subtle
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yeah right where she's like yeah I
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believe in science fiction oh do you
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believe in
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say for instance past lives you know I
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would like I'd be in her head already
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right use her own tendencies to make the
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case that it was possible that i was her
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own son appearing back in time I mean
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she's always gonna she's always gonna be
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like because then you're like dropping
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out family secrets little by little to
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prove your case
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yeah that's that's so creepy well it is
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it be massively creepy other thing is at
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any moment she could stand up and go
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who are you by God get out of my house
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I'm calling the police
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yeah you don't want that it's over it's
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over at that point it's over you can
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never gonna get back in that we have to
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slow slow because I think here's the
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problem is i think when people first
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more the scenario over in their head I
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know you're not doing this I think the
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main promise people think okay if I
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overwhelm them with a huge amount of
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information that is incredibly specific
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and could not be coincidental
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there's no way they won't believe you
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say listen I know this is hard to
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believe but I'm your son and the door
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bells about to ring and some is going to
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show you a magazine thing or you know or
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you don't mean or whatever it is you
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know exactly tonight sanford and son is
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there is a rerun you know wow that's
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crazy as you know that
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yeah whatever every screenplay that
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whatever do this you would always be
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transported back in time on some
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momentous day in your life right or the
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day before momentous day
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right like yeah tomorrow is the day that
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uncle Charlie loses his arm and I can
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either stop it or use it to prove break
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tonight from the future for keeping me
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company when anyone about another talent
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huh 3100mah I don't know Marilyn I don't
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have a problem is that i have spent so
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much time mental energy like I have
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consumed bushels of food to give me the
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strength and power so that i can power
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the engine of my brain to think about
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time travel scenarios where I
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reintroduce myself to my mom like what
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possible good can come of that why a why
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did Jesus make me this way
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uh-huh what are we doing here on this
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planet if this is the kind of Ouroboros
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that like occupies my days I could be
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out digging I could be building habitat
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for humanity
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uh-huh but instead this and i'm not even
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I don't even have a utility belt I think
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you could go to your mom as she exists
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today in this universe and you could go
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and say look I gotta be honest with you
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there's a reason i have been working
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much I've been thinking a lot about what
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happens if i could go back in time and
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meet you
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so I think you do they call it social
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engineering you go to your mom of this
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year as far as we know she might have
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trouble here too we don't know but you
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go to her as she is now she appears to
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you and you say help me work this out
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you give me something what can i say to
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you i tell me a family secret
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it's probably think you're trying to get
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your PIN code or something but it you
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get her to help you figure out how a
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little mercy would do it
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whoo that's an interesting interesting
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interesting i'm wondering if there is
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still stuff that my mom is willing to
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tell me that she hasn't told me right
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like my dad was never going to tell me
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the five gamma delta secret handshake
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I could have tortured him with a
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branding iron when he never would have
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given it away not because anybody gives
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a shit but just because the five gamma
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delta secret handshake is the thing that
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he decided he was going to take to his
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even though they're I mean right now in
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seattle there five thousand total
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ding-a-lings you spend your time travel
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back to the fire game up get beta a
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meeting where he learned it
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mm-hmm and you become a brother except
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well that's the thing but I don't
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that's a lot of work just to learn this
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one dumb thing yeah at all it would
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prove is that I was a five-game a delta
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which like or Fiji as they call
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themselves but like my mom
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I mean I know a lot of secrets about her
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i could go back and say like hey mom
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what about this say what about that like
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but nothing really that you wouldn't
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mean that the only way you the only way
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you could prove it is to tell them a
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story about something that happened to
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them when they were all by themselves
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who that you that you can guess they've
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either never told anybody or you know
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told so few people that it couldn't
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possibly be a thing that you knew or
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you've seen and enjoyed the film looper
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back when you have a TV
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don't talk to me about time trap I don't
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swell that can enjoy that movie a lot
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though we are talking we are well we'll
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cut all this out of time travel
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yeah but uh there's there's a something
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I've never seen before that they do in
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that movie that involves things that
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happen in the past
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mmm that are then become part of the
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present because it happened in the past
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they tortured again the past and then
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results that are happening to the guy in
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the pro yeah he's sitting there as yeah
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hard drive so much anymore late sorry
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well here's an idea here's a question I
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post whatever kind of your mom's finger
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and said look at your finger you say
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that i just did that
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oh no that's terrible i'm going to call
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my mom's finger come on that completely
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spoiled at me for that terrible but here
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is the question what could somebody tell
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you what if somebody shows on about it
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about a middle-aged guy shows up on a
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man i'm sorry a middle-aged woman
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beautiful woman wearing a fanny pack who
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and a and a and a bat man costume and
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shows up on your door and says I am your
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daughter who from the new future
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how would she proved that to you I say
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where's your hairbrush
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she says I don't know
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love you honey
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yes and yes and yes
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