Ep. 195: "Cowboy Handsome"
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hello hi John hi Merlin how's it going
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good it's very loud in my headphones
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here I'm Matt I'm yeah please I met a
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guy i met a outside studio highlights
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its judge john hodgman engineer volume
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ok I just John Hodgman I Merlin says I
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other than the manager of my apartment
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building or a manager of my office who
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one time knocked on the door and maybe
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was audible in the background and some
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seagulls you were the first guest voice
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on Roderick milan just here to make sure
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it sounds good everybody that sounds
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fantastic play by John please thank John
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for me Merlin says thanks
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yeah I could you put the put the baffles
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there it's just like my you know i miss
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the seagulls at John does he have
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anything to adjudicate would you like to
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join us for the program
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John would you like morones asking
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whether you would like to join us for
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Robert on the line to adjudicate some
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issues maybe some dad issues i just want
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to make sure it sounds good place like
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this template tell john thanks I'd love
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to but I we're not set up for that right
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now maybe another time and I've got it I
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just make sure the knobs and dials
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working and I gotta go do my work
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ok thank you John of all the Merlin
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wants to say thank you again
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of all the people in my life where I
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can't even hear no I know I could just
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translate everything he says 21 right
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here he goes
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Merlin over here go ahead you want
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something to adjudicate oh uh ok I i
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found a note to my daughter a love note
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to my daughter in her backpack
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should I acknowledge that ignore it or
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something else Merlin found a love note
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to his daughter in her backpack should
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he acknowledge it or should he leave it
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alone or some third option she is not
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old enough to be receiving love letters
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in my what is there a hurt she's at John
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John John she's 8 years of age and his
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rate is reciprocated
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she's 8 years of age and it seems like
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the love feelings are reciprocated
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is it clear that the letter is from a
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forty-five-year-old manager Ahn Joong
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could you please tell john it's written
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in it and nearly indecipherable scroll
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it's nearly indecipherable a scrawled
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but I think that's unclear about the age
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because if i had written a love letter
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would also be an incomprehensible take a
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picture of it if you ever need it for
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evidence but otherwise let your daughter
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began to cultivate our own inner life
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John could you please thank john hodgman
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for me of course a Merlin senses thanks
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his gratitude and appreciation
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alright he's got to do his work yeah he
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has to do is we have a story I have a
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story that i could tell you about one of
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my own children but it's their private
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that's right private lives I'm working
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on it i'm working on it don't let him do
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his work you you go thank you so much
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for the top shelf engineering do you
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need water i would like the water I
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would like a hot tea
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well can you bring me some kind of
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refreshment yeah room temp thank you
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Wow him you're not a man will turn down
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a beverage
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no I like a room-temperature beverage I
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used to I i sent you a picture the no
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don't don't share with us but you can
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look at it on the video sent here too to
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my own son husband address right and my
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jaw dropped i sent it to a text it to
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you and I sent John a picture of my dick
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this is very wrong window sorry you're
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wrong window sleep
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no he can't hear you I know um you know
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I used to I used to be i still have to
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some extent a multi beverage man i think
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i've told you this at some point around
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the time i discovered scotch or awkward
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length also him
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Merlin I'm sorry to interrupt yeah i'm
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i'm being given two options one is a
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pepsi a pint glass from 1973 Warner
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Brothers branding arbys that's an arby's
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glass it's an arby's glass and it's a
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and it has the character foghorn leghorn
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oh my god and the other one appears to
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be a hand thrown ceramic mug with a
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screen-printed face of a very
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serious-looking Lyndon Baines Johnson oh
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god I'm gonna say it's LBJ
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pre Kennedy administration he appears to
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be well wait a minute and it might be it
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might be vice-president Lyndon Baines
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Johnson it's before he was president for
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sure see which one I'm tryin and tryin
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to adjudicate this in inter and a
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reasonable and fair way I don't have to
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get back to his work if it were me and
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it was room temperature water i would
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absolutely take photos of my clean
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healthy ok alright thanks to teach you
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thank John for me
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yeah Merlin would like to reiterate his
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thanks for all your all your support not
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gonna do my work going to cut all this
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yeah you know no we never cut anything
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that the Cameo you can notice the cost
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ok thank you Dad
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alright so you know this is I've been
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been recording a lot of podcast lately
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remotely uh-huh and magnetically charged
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your bathtub at the half and in the in
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the streets and now I'm here I'm here at
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the at the famous judge john hodgman
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chambers and the velvet curtains and the
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enormous desk
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do you feel like you're out of material
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are resorting to stunts or is this a
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happenstance thing is it experimenting
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are you having a crisis it's just it's
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just the way it worked out what's
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leading you to all these novel locations
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I don't know I'm not really somebody
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that that does stunts I i got my god you
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know I got sick and then you get really
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sick got really sick but I think what
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happened was I i received as a gift that
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that pretty neat be castor microphone
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and things weird looking
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it's weird-looking and but it plugs into
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my laptop and I had I done the thing
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where I moved my computer to the office
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i eliminated the possibility of
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podcasting from my home
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partly or almost entirely to get me out
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of the house and into another location
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where my work could conceivably happen
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mhm but then I got this microphone and
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one when i was on the RV trip I
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podcasted from California and then I
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realized how easy it was to just pull
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plug and play
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I was plugin and
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I am and then I said he and it's of its
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those kinds of mice tend to be very
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forgiving even when i became a nominally
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professional podcaster i still use the
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same Mike I used since 2004-2005 because
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you just plug it in it goes and let him
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it's idiot-proof and that the 1 i'm
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using right now is Hodgins road rude and
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it's a USB mic is it a white Mike I now
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it's sort of black looks like a
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community in all honesty it looks like a
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butt plug
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I was gonna say this looks a little bit
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like coit tower combined with a sex toy
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it's like a short coit ok short coit
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because I road is what i use this is
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very interesting stuff for our listeners
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that's that's what I used for years
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until like the last you know couple
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three years
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that's what I'm just gonna be used as he
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has one of those like radio station
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articulated Mike booms of the
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articulating boom I'm looking from his
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skype profile photo
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yeah which is actually one less creepy
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pictures I've seen of him in the last
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five years
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he's uh he's doing like a kind of a
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computer selfie talking into a hanging
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like yeah right i mean his right now his
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beard is sort of in the remember the
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movie big trouble little china never
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stopped but I know the film
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yeah well I he's got a beard that sort
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of would not be out of place in that
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film but you know my podcasts Mike
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holding setup is just a it's a desk
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stands which is to say normal mic stand
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that's only eight inches high
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I was just a character played by James
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Hong that's right i love that guy
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yeah James I'm very good he plays the he
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plays come to pandas dad
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yeah that's right he's also he's also
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the chinese restaurant guy on Seinfeld
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that's right 5-10 minutes and he he is
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looking for a girl with green eyes
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aren't we all are John yeah and so what
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happens beer now has definitely become a
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little bit how do you say how you say as
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crackly scraggly anyway so he's got this
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boom mic which makes me feel like I'm
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doing a radio interview in the like
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radio station yeah
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many of those i have em but uh but yeah
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so I keep my I keep my microphone in my
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my lap when we normally record my
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goodness and that's why when I started
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recording in my bed and then also in my
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bathtub
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I I wasn't sure what to do with that mic
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and so that picture of me recording in
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my bed it's actually on my chest
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uh-huh but I couldn't do that in the
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bath anyway so i don't i'm not this
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isn't justice
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it's not a series of of gags and the
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study is not a value judgment you got to
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keep things fresh
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yeah you don't know I feel like what I
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feel like Merlin our shows evergreen we
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never run out of its always been green
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yeah I i agree i think there will always
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be always be something here is always
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something there to remind us sump pump
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yeah like Burt Bacharach and I'm gonna
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rattle i do I had a berth backrack
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boxset right Mac Iraq boxset that I got
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that i got in 1998 that I that I adore
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that we had compact disc records
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that's right compact discs which used to
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until very recently seemed like they
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were going to be the the the way that I
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heard the living who brother you
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remember that somebody said to me the
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other day they were like do you want to
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buy compact they were being you know
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kind of smug snide pro streaming i was
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left with a millennial John was a
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millennial ma said do you want to buy a
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compact disc and I said I never wanted
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to buy a compact disc what I wanted to
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do was sell them to people
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yeah I had no personal interest in them
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but i wanted to sell them and I cannot
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sell whatever strings you can tell you
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can sell stream now that's not that
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doesn't belong to me I'm not the owner
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of stream I don't know how up-to-date
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you are on this job but that the
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streaming model is not earning artist a
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for anybody
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some you know some fewer earnings than
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they expected something like we might be
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there might be a few earnings I mean you
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these number 17 86 comedy be warmer for
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a second there I little jump in the pool
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pornographers
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oh no no I was thinking of the one from
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the velvet underground down the bike
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she don't like she doesn't like no I
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what about the lady from radiolab from
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stereolab had a bike accident to the the
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radiolab lady a had had a bike accident
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they didn't have a terrace stereo lab
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bike accident you know Sonny Bono died
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yeah and also that Kennedy there was a
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Kennedy the diner scheme
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happen with skiing on my alarm bells go
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off for me
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well this is the thin side that sounds
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like a jamup John I've skied my whole
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some of them horrific accidents that we
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accident because from the point where
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you initially contact the snow to the
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point where you finally come to rest you
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leave little bits of yourself all your
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garments all of your equipment just in a
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long long sort of skid mark shot like a
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wily kpx it and yeah because you're
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going so fast that when you when you
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lose it and there's that there's that
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pregnant moment you're skiing and then
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you realize that you are going to go
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down like something happens you catch an
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edge or something is awful and there's
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that moment you're flying through the
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air and you're like oh shit and then
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when you hit when you contact and you
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start to I mean that first contact and
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then you are just flying through the air
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tumbling and the first thing you lose
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our skis and then your hat and goggles
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your period your gloves just come off
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for some reason and your poles and then
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snow is being stuffed into your nose and
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mouth because you're still going 40
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miles an hour
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and then all this other stuff comes off
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your jacket somehow your boots i'm not
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actually your boots that would be really
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hard but you know by the time you come
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to arrest yeah you can be really fucked
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up but to die i'm usually I think it's
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that they hit a tree I think Sonny Bono
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hit a tree but i'm not sure even that
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like hit a tree but he's Sonny Bono how
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fast is he fucking going you know what I
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mean like like I'm trying to picture
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Sonny Bono at a speed where he would go
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out of control and hit a tree hard
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enough to die and i know this is just
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your biases out of heavenly I've been
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thinking about this for years
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how did this how did this go down and I
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scene photos of sunny like wrapped
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around a tree so I could get a mental
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picture of it
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oh my goodness says here his I don't
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mean that I don't mean to you know i got
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you babe on his grave but after his
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death mary bono corner of your son had
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been addicted to vicodin valium here you
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think he was skiing under the influence
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this is what the hell I'm sorry sorry
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sorry I douglas county coroner said no
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indication of substances or alcohol that
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seem to get careless working but that's
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good no substance isn't you know I know
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there's no chemical it happened
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completely in a vacuum that sounds very
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suspicious
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it was you know there was always a
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divide between skiers who would ski
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drunk and skiers who wouldn't
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loved justice Keystone it's one of the
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great feelings because you really
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recognize like wow I'm hurtling down a
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mountain it's this is a amazing this is
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this is like a singular right to know
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when you're when you're skiing ski all
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the time you just feel like oh yeah this
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is my normal thing but when you really
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realize what you're doing you're way way
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high up on a mountain in the middle of
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winter which is a condition you would
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not otherwise be in right it's kind of a
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fantastical position to be in if you had
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climb there in the winter it would be
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amazing but you write a chair up there
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it and so when you're stoned
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you're aware of all that in a different
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way and you just like this is incredible
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a lot of my friends would get drunk on
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wine and ski and that always seemed
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insane like all it does is is deprived
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you of coordination it doesn't give you
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any feeling of like whoa
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it just makes you sloppy yeah I used to
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kind of a connoisseur even before my
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days are discovering whiskey I I used to
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be kind of a connoisseur of picking the
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right substance for a given situation is
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getting that wrong you don't wanna do
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that and i can see that skiing and we'd
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sounds like a match made in you know
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heavenly ski and we don't mean to to
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cross da to cross-pollinate podcast but
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skiing weed and mountain dew yeah yeah
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in what could be better at section 3.1
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religion of Sonny Bono's profile I don't
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will probably cut this out he became
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interested in Scientology took
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Scientology coils are you can also we
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have new listeners to our podcast
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ya welcome partly because of the
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influence of me Rodgers he stated he was
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Roman Catholic on official documents his
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wife Mary also took Scientology courses
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however however after his death mary
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Bono stated that quote Sonny did try to
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break away at one point and they made it
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very difficult for him on my boat and
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you trashed the church denied any
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estrangement from bono he tried to get
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out but they pulled him back at the back
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in maybe not with the help of a
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Scientologist 30 so is it is it do you
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think they took him down to the desert
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outside of Palm Springs and put him in a
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shipping container and whacked him with
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the sagebrush or whatever it is they do
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down there could be could be could be
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that he I you know check his mail
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someday and I get with a special offers
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you get right like you with what you get
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a cruise or vacation you know maybe
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thought a worst-case it's a timeshare
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but I get to go skiing and heavenly it's
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at a time share it turned out to be a
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special offer to not leave the church of
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scientology
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Mr Bond novel idea this is an offer we
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make exactly once wasn't we ever have a
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one-time offer cannot leave the church
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of scientology heavenly is a nice name
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for a place never skied there and I'm
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embarrassed to say I really am
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embarrassed to say it you know i think i
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may say things on this podcast that
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would embarrass other people to say yeah
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I know what I'm not worried about them
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but I'm not embarrassed to say those
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things but I mean I'm genuinely
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embarrassed to say what I'm about to say
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can which is that I have not skied that
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many places while I can be embarrassed
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to say that well because you know skiing
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was a big part of my identity when I was
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growing up right and and I've been to
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Europe many times but I've never skied
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I've been to all 50 states but i have
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only skied in Alaska Washington and
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Idaho I've never skied in Colorado
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oh no we don't know I've never seen
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Colorado never skating utah I've never
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even skied in Wyoming have killed him
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Idaho Washington and Alaska now I've
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never even been to Mount Hood and and it
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just feels like for all of the for all
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of the like adventuring that I
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supposedly do that that just I don't
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know what I think I feel like it
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reflects poorly on me that I should have
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been you know been to andorra i stood at
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the foot of the ski mountain I played
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rock music at the Sundance Film Festival
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stood at the foot of the ski mountain
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but I just never I didn't because going
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skiing in a in a strange mountain is
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such a pain in the ass right you have to
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go grant all your stuff you have to
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dedicate all day to it you wake up early
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find a set of gloves somewhere you know
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it's not it's not a sport that you can
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just spontaneously but I but people do
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it all the time they spontaneously go
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skiing all the time
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spontaneous key is the thing yeah i'm
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just not a spontaneous skier and that
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and the result of that is that I've
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never have just skied in these three
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kind of embarrassed to say huh I just I
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feel like I feel like a coat of shame
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I feel like they're going to be people
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that write me and say and just basically
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like go man haha oh you're gonna lose
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cred promiscuous keen community all
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these people that have skied zermatt or
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skated garmisch-partenkirchen Swat
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little bald Aspen Monta san lorenzo
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beavercreek these are all places listed
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on the wikipedia page for a list of
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skiing deaths ya go skiing death
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no yeah yeah I'm trying to cross
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references of people who may or may not
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be Scientologist how many what about
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natasha richardson was she a
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Scientologist is she the one that was in
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that james bond movie where it seemed
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implausible to choose a nuclear
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physicist
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oh no that's probably Denise Richards
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Denise Richards not natasha richardson
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with one dated the guy with the drug
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problem
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oh uh which one dated the guy with the
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drug problem was that can students
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oh that's you know what your realistics
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yes yes that's also i think Denise
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Richards ok alright is Richard she was
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that pretty girl in magazines in the
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nineties is in the change-up on didn't
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find her pretty much just not your type
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out your right toes was very unusual
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no this is the thing I like a nose that
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kind of gets in the way and her nose
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seemed like it had been whittled down so
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there wasn't anything to get in the way
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yeah right it seems like it seems like a
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small nose basically if your nose is
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capable of getting nectar from a flower
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if he knows is capable get next flower
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you might be coming but you might be a
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hummingbird you have a prominent
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famous people to die of drugs right yeah
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military but you know i mean it makes
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that's how you want people to die you
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you're ellen burstyn was doing Alice
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doesn't live here anymore Eileen Brennan
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now Ellen Burstyn was born Edna ray
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irregularly she's born in Detroit she's
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don't know everyone knows who Alan all
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boy I want to get back to goodbye girl
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yeah I don't get to talk about my
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beverages but but that's ok i really
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want let's go back let's goodbye girl is
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referenced by many many people it's one
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of those things where like I it's weird
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that i miss that but if I feel like
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goodbye girl what's the joke what was a
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seinfeld was there some show where they
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kept referencing goodbye girl and not
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wanting the other person to realize it
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wasn't thousand oh my gosh Ellen Burstyn
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sufi that's interesting been married
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three times and I I would never have
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known that i'm still not able to picture
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l Eileen burstyn Eileen Eileen DeGeneres
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ellen burstyn has been married three
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she hasn't been married since 1972 the
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thing is i would be following along here
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but I can't get the hyper corners on
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John Hodgman enormous mac computer to
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activate you still using a mac home
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oh you're there you're slicing here's
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the hyper corners
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are using expose John what's that what's
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going on you know I've noticed that a
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lot of people use chrome is crime i know
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thats I that comports with what I was
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just saying about a lot of people and
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one of them but uh but I always in I
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just go to Safari people like Safari it
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comes on the mac i don't i'm not sure
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that i like it you know what I don't
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like any of the map programs anymore are
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given up huh
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I used to like Google Maps i even i
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never liked Apple maps uses a lot of
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Google Earth Google Earth you can just
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see you just sit there for hours looking
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at for us and Czechoslovakia yeah now
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well I believe me i zoomed in on so many
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forests in Czechoslovakia looking for
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specific details on the ground right
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where was that obelisk or whatever
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sure hours and hours but now every time
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I load one of those map programs i'll be
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standing on the street right and there's
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like a truck bearing down on me and I'm
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like which way do I go and I load a map
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i love google maps and the program has
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become stupider and stupider overtime so
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now it can never figure out where I am
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it can't into it what I'm asking it
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which is show me a map right
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it wants to think that I want something
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that I don't
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it's got too much like it has just
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enough agency to not realize that I just
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want to map but not enough agency to
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really divine what I'm asking it to do
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which is generally show me a map very
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frustrating all right hang on i'm
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putting in Eileen burst and ellen
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burstyn also yes it was all the way from
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Memphis by mott the hoople was the song
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that I was thinking of from Alice
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doesn't live here anymore also Jodie
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Foster was in Alice doesn't live here
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anymore also Harvey Keitel how did I
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miss this film I don't know Diane Ladd
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was in it right now Diane land i can
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easily confuse her with ellen ellen
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burstyn and I'm bringing ellen burstyn
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ellen burstyn right solution lots of
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things she was she was a Sufi i was
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watching so the other night I watched
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the television show girls who the first
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time I don't know if you've seen this
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team and I've seen showgirls yeah and I
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got rights got a UH rilo kiley at the
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guide Riley
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the guy the guy thats a that's the the
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good doctors grandson he's the guy who
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never has a shirt on
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that's right that's right that's right
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right right here who was in that super
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annoying movie where he was like a he
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was playing them the fun millennial
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character that the two middle-aged
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people wanted to be friends with uh ok
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it was sort of like a movie based on the
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idea of girls but seen from the
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perspective of some middle-aged people
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that wanted to stay relevant
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mmm i was pretty hard to watch but uh
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anyway watching the show you start the
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beginning
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no I started in the middle but I and and
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I don't normally do that but it was just
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like this is too much to figure out how
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to watch the show I don't know if I want
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to watch it figure itself out i'm just
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gonna start in the middle of season two
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but a couple of things happened one I
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liked it quite a bit too i realized that
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the music was by Michael Penn and the
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music was spectacular
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he's pretty good and also a lot of the
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bit characters that the like moms and
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dads in the show like the moms and dads
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of the characters uh other main
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characters are all played by sitcom
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stars from the eighties that were like
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the mom of one of the characters was the
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was the cute girl from the Newhart show
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when he moved up to Vermont and have the
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lodge have a lot of girl that was kinda
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cute and she's kind of quirky little
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she's kind of the Diane that show
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elections that I am and her husband on
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the Newhart show was the guy from bosom
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buddies who was all Peter Peter Scolari
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the guy who wasn't Tom Hanks and peter
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scolari also appears him girls i love
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peter scolari but not married to the to
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the girl from New heart but a different
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he's a different dad will switch a month
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we'll switch them up and i'm watching
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the show and I'm just like oh my
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goodness like all these all these stars
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that were like the young beautiful stars
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honest I'm such as
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I have to admit I am such a sucker for
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that oh yeah I mean you know when
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they're like well that the good the good
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eighties cameo there's an ad watching
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episode of Parks and Rec with john
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larroquette playing a completely
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unhinged like very insecure man in his
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like sixties or seventies and it was
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great you get the play against type it's
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Peter Scolari I'm glad he's out there I
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always you know this is the confusing
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thing there's not going to be a lot of
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people listening this program that I've
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never seen bosom buddies but bosom
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buddies was very influential show i had
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strong feelings about that show
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yeah I did too and it was like a show
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that was made for me at that was right
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in the pocket for me because that was my
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oh that was funny me too and then the
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premise was that Tom Hanks before he was
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famous and peter scolari were like
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Tootsie it's a pre Tootsie show was a
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pretense II think it was pretty I think
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influence Tootsie I think when she came
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out I was like this is just the plot of
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books on my god i think you're right it
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came out like two years after after
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bosom buddies
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yeah right but somebody's is is kind of
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private benjamin era writers strike
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no no you're right it I came out in 1980
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no sorry sorry sorry i took it back so
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it wasn't buddies canceled in nineteen
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eighty-two already cancelled by 1980 to
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cancel 82 so this show right they were
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they were trying to live in New York
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achieves a young maverick guys who want
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to break into advertising right and
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there's no way they could afford the the
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rents of manhattan which seems crazy
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considering that in nineteen eighty it
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was not expensive to live in Manhattan
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not not anywhere near as expensive as it
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is now anyway so they lived in an
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all-girl like a YWCA basically like an
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apartment building for single women and
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off the hijinks that ensued but what was
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confusing to me was that at the time
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watching the show I preferred the peter
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scolari character
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yeah he was the 1i like right i mean he
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was he was the Luke to Tom Hanks is Tom
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and Tom solo Han Solo a little bit like
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it was easier to relate to Peter Scolari
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he was kind of that the site keeps the
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second banana
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yeah but Tom Hanks seem kind of gangly
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and glory was you know like everybody
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like Starsky
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nobody wanted to be hutch yeah I know I
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know I know the same way that everybody
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wanted to be Luke Duke instead of boat
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do you think so did you want to be Bo
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Duke I think I think Bo Duke is is rick
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from the walking dead but let me get
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this right
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Luke Duke is it you know what it doesn't
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matter you're watching the show yes
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maybe but I also i often wanted to be
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the person who was the person I wasn't
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supposed to want to be I like Luke more
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than hot in the first movie when I was a
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little no no that's cool it's cool to
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say it's cool to say you want to be Han
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Solo but I was totally a Luke person as
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can be true he was a he was so whiny
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well alright yeah and I don't want to
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i'm not trying okay it's fine fine it's
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a little on the nose don't want to Luke
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shame you look at the way they would
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dress up on that show on buddy
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so they had they had to as I this is not
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where we use anymore but they had to
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dress in what used to be called drag
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that's right right now it's a drag
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anymore
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I'm steering clear the whole thing but
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they would have to wear makeup and wigs
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and a lot of humor uh initial humor was
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derived out of the the sunlight hotness
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of these two living in this lady's hotel
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and of course then you got sunny I think
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her name was this is a decision that we
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can actually do that anywhere life
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yeah at the new there stick right she
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will know that was it wasn't amy-jo
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sperber that seems like a fake name and
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totally see maybe throw sperber would be
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my drag but Tom Hanks his character his
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name I don't remember was infatuated by
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by dan Aykroyd wife Donna Dixon right
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and she met dan Aykroyd during the
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filming of doctor detroit one of the
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all-time great mom I'm gonna rip off
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your head and shit down your neck
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why do you always have to really
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inexplicable movies that that and and
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nothing but trouble to movies that are
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very hard to understand who dr. Detroit
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nothing but trouble
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yeah i was watching what's that movie oh
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burn after reading burn after reading a
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movie it's a coen brothers movie
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oh and you know I was thinking a lot
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about this like the Coen brothers make
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some movies that are very serious
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and they also make some movies that are
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very funny
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let me make those movies in between that
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are neither serious nor funny and those
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are the ones that really baffle me and
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burn after reading is in that category
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interesting like I think the weather was
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a serious man probably count on that a
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little bit i know is why i love their
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oh yes normally I do too but this is a
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movie that that has all-star cast right
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John Malkovich sure Brad Pitt and George
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Clooney I feel like maybe what it is is
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that if George Clooney is a coen
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what'swhat's out how do you Judy Kate
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what I'm saying boy let me let me put it
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this way it picture George Clooney in
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the big lebowski didn't want him there
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love the big lebowski I just don't want
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George Clooney there and I think George
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Clooney was there the big lebowski would
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George Clooney I like George Clooney I
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detail big fan I like him I thought he
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was really good in the one about about
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the one other the torture one
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no no the one where he puts jennifer
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lopez in a trunk know that was good
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though doesn't get all that was a good
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oh boy the chemistry they have as a good
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movie you know what I mean no i'm
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talking about the one about
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gongshow oh yeah the salmon salmon
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salmon salmon rockwell sam rockwell you
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got the seminal events in simulating the
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big lebowski that's right he's also on
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parks and rec yeah no he's not on parks
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and rec yeah he plays the other run
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people is Ron done to run Swanson's Ron
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Swanson how come I've never seen a
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picture of him in that I'll see what I
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see pictures of Ron Swanson all the time
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oh he is awfully awfully good in that he
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starts out seem like he's gonna be
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exactly like Ron Swanson and it turns
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out he's like a hippie guy who wear
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sandals and he's really really good
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mustache or no mustache mustache
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yeah i'll find a picture for you it's
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must have cast casting is what that is
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oh yeah stash casting he's a handsome
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guy you look at some pictures that guy
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when he was younger I mean still look
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very handsome guy its conservative he
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seems like you'd be very conservative i
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think that maybe he's not I'm you know
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Tom Selleck gave a bad name to signature
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mustaches just because you have a large
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aperture for your mustache does not mean
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you have to be a conservative that's all
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the fighting I don't know I don't know
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about Sam Elliott I feel like I feel
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like he he's cowboy handsome in a way
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there how my god i wanted to be cowboy
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handsome so badly on that that's a type
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to pick that out like that'sthat's ee
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have it or you don't
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well kris kristofferson cowboy hands
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chris Christie I'll absolutely cowboy
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handsome right and kris kristofferson
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not a cowboy
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he was an Air Force like a officer he
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was an officer in the US air force in
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this kidding me
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no Kris Kristofferson Christmas driving
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the he's lived one of those George
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Plimpton lives yeah I that makes sense
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and and then became like a songwriter
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songwriter before he was well known as a
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performer
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uh that's right and then and I you know
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him he dated Janis Joplin he lived in
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the he lived in the Chelsea Hotel you
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know all these things and but yeah
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there's something you know now that he
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was in that Waylon Jennings Willie
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Nelson Johnny Cash band he was a
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military brat right and down here
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i anoint his Wikipedia page he was a
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Rhodes Scholar are you kidding me
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the road Scholar you went to Oxford and
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then cowboy hats on and a Rhodes Scholar
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can imagine that master's degree in
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english in 1960 Wow 33 everything right
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now I always think of nineteen sixty as
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a year that is sort of pre all culture
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it's kind of one of those years like
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1997 that exists out of time it's it's
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neither fish nor fowl yeah right i mean
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I all of the cars from 19 from the
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fifties all have wings and our and look
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like pregnant purposes and then in
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nineteen sixty we started to get the
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flat cars the square cars the cars that
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drive themselves they not the shifter
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cars and but they but the 1960 cars for
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the most part were not the good square
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cars right they were the they were the
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of the test case
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ok but and also pre I mean it's post
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rock and roll but all the rock and roll
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up to them was pompadour rock and then
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after you know 62 then it became a bowl
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haircut rock right and so here he is
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already has a master's degree and it's
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pre its pre bowl haircut rock you got a
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lot of jazz is still around
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Elvis is still hanging on you got a lot
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of like a lot of jazz you got Ricky
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Nelson you got Frank Sinatra Kingston
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Trio you got the folk stuff happening
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all right around starting yeah but I
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mean like one day one of the Ronettes
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like ones that don't think but I mean
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was doing and sixties he still takes 15
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hours a day in Minnesota but so anyway
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then crystal person joins the army
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becomes a captain diet that is a big
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that's up that's a big rank yes it
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certainly is and became a helicopter
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pilot and then in nineteen sixty-five he
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went and taught English Literature at
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point or was you know was a well almost
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did and then decided to leave the army
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to pursue songwriting in 65 his family
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disowned him because of this decision
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oh no that's terrible to hear that isn't
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that incredible like he he left the army
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and 65 moved to Nashville and when you
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think about Christmas rocks and you
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think about him in the seventies you
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know with the like by then he's an actor
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i think i'm going to get that noise you
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make it's the only thing Kris
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Kristofferson I think I'm yeah right
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right because of that movie with Barbra
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Streisand
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mhm no I think that's Nick that's Nick
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Fury was that caused no Nikki and the
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government who is ours down and out in
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beverly hills right worries he eats the
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eats the the salmon that he finds its
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transcript that well but so anyway I
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christmas star person's life has always
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astonished me so much that I can't I
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can't even really like the only thing
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missing is that a certain point it is a
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government asset for like a retired
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director of the CIA can if anybody was
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gonna be that it was him i guess i'm
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glad i learned that that's kind of
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that's another one of another thing to
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be depressed about one thing about this
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willie nelson was born in 1933 what is
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Willie Nelson look like now he looks
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like like a dried apple I think he looks
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he looks like a vacation bible school
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clock-watching yeah he looks like
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he'slooking my pal together with with
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the popsicle sticks but he looked like
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that since like 1968
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well that's what I'm saying Kris
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Kristofferson is only three years
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younger than Willie Nelson's born in
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1936 his mom's age that's insane but any
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still just looks as you know he still is
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cowboy handsome as ever
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cowboy handsome i wanted to be cowboy
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handsome how you me both buddy I used to
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sit I used to imagine this is one of
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those weird things I I never actually
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pursued being a bush pilot like I never
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after I got my pie
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its license as a kid I never did
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anything else to be a bush pilot
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uh-huh but I continue to fantasize about
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being a bush pilot for several years
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after like I when I pictured myself as a
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not sure why right I
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I that was a that was a job that was
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accessible to me I could have become a
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bush pilot and what and what I would
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have done was during high school or or
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the summer after high school would have
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gone down to the airport and got a job
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pumping gas for the airplanes and you
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know immersed myself in that life I knew
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a lot of bush pilots I couldn't been a
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bush but i didn't i didn't do anything
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like that but to be a bush pilot seem to
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me to be the gateway to a kind of cowboy
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handsome who right where you kind of
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hear clothes were always a little bit
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stainle how are you how are you not
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going to find adventure if your push
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politics that's exactly you're the guy
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who drives indie away while the shooting
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arrows right you're you got one of those
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little water planes maybe or you know I
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don't know which is a bush pilot but
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that's that's that that's a ticket to
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adventure that's the guy a bush pilot is
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one of the Alaskan bush pilot is one of
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the jobs one of the very few jobs
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we're carrying a pistol and a shoulder
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holster does not seem crazy right like
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how right sure mean how many jobs like
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theirs theirs to be a marvel comics
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artist right let's head Brubaker we see
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the guy carry pistol
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well ed brubaker claims i don't know
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what he claims
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point I told that story and EDD
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contacted me and he said I never wore a
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vest because I said he was wearing a gun
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in a shoulder holster under a vest
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yeah and he runs that i never wore a
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vest well that's not denying the gun
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that's that is that's a non-denial
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denials just denying the best right
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who but how many jobs you know if you're
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a double O you can carry a gun in a
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shoulder holster if you're you like
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James Bond
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yeah but she said like it rhymes with
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Douglas I mean really happy with your
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doubled over double and I think your
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Roderick on the line and all the great
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but uh mango i know well yeah sure it's
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bigger now
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sure I was figure then but it's only
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because the good four lokos are aren't
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uh our brood but like but you know if
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detective you can carry a gun in a
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shoulder holster and then what else like
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a crocodile hunter yeah but if you're if
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you're a bush pilot and i say this
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because I've known a handful of bush
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pilots the do carry guns in a shoulder
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holster it's not required i know a lot
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of Bush parts that don't but if you if
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you show up somewhere and you get out of
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your plan you got a gun in the shoulder
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rolls because you don't know if a bear's
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gonna come out of the woods if the
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structure that kind of a holster it that
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sounds like that's a person who could be
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very reasonable reasonable and reason
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with that's a business person right now
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I mean vs like somebody you know who's
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got a big gun there felt as real show
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you about it
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that's right and shoulder holster me
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that's what that's how my dad was
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carrying that gun when he shot the 20
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out of the sky he just he just open the
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window on this plane just shot out of
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the sky and so that's kind of a bush
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pilot move right you don't want a gun on
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your hip you want to be able to get it
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and still be controlling your everything
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can be coming up their seatbelt you go
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pills that's what you know about the go
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pills I know potential anyway anyway so
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I being a bush pilot and i'm not sure
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how much it still may be ways on me that
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I didn't become a push pop could happen
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that could still happen there was only
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just got you just gotta focus focus your
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assets in your resources you gotta say
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no to more things
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yes i know i can I got a good i gotta go
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to bush pilot class time but this is
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that this is the thing about so many of
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those job paths where the decision to be
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a bush pilot is somewhat predicated on
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you not realizing yet how many different
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ways there are to die at a young man's
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game right
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yeah once you get in it sure then you
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know then you by the time you get to be
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my age you've got your the near the old
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you the old guard but it's not a thing
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at your mid-forties to say like oh I'm
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gonna now I'm gonna go you know get the
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riskiest job you can have
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mhm with your property it seems to me
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you could become a freelance like a
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helicopter adventurer be pretty easy for
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you to have a small helicopter that like
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a little mini bell i'm gonna guess
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that's the thing that you can have that
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you can just have adventures he could he
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could be like you could be like a costly
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uber involving helicopters weekend
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admissions you could definitely carry a
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gun i think if you had a helicopter I
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like like a like CJ TJ favor for CJ and
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the bear
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they said that the guy on the magnum
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right yeah yeah CJ and the bear i see
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but I think you have to learn i think
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you can carry a gun additional girls for
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the view our helicopter adventurist but
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I think you have to learn to fly the
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helicopter the army I think that's just
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the only way that's the bats is where
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you learn to fly out
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I you know I understand where you're
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coming from but I think you're being
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awfully negative about all these things
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i think you just need to pick one you
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can be happy to be cowboy handsome in no
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what about what about war zone reporter
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did you see that movie uh WTF started
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know the girl from from oh you know that
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that animal I think she should make as
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many movies i think she's really TV is
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for medium I like her so much on TV and
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movies don't do that much for me and
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this movie has a that problem that
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additional problem like is this the
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comedy and in there are some people
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getting blown up and killed in this
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movie and that's not fun me but there's
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also some lost some hot lols in there
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it's like I'm not sure how much I want
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my lols leavened with suicide bombing em
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but I didn't mind the film but it did it
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also like real it that fuse and I was
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like why didn't you go to the war zone
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become a war zone reporter you know in
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the same way that you can get away with
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a shoulder holster for being a bush
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pilot i thinkI you definitely people
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going to give you a pass on epaulettes
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when you're open war zone reporter right
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or a jacket that has a belt check
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haha jacket with the belt with some
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pockets in it but like you think you
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take a Christian Amanpour i mean that's
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that's a strong look you get you get a
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belted jacket with epilepsy with you
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look terrific in that
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I think that there's a kind of
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sunglasses that you can only wear if
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you're a war reporter and I often wear
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so the sunglasses i'm wearing right now
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because I often wear sunglasses to
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record our podcast you remove your eyes
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right you put on the back your neck or
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anything like that who know people in
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our neighborhood own sunglasses but they
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don't actually ever have them over their
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eyes they're either on their forehead on
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croaky or on the back of their necks
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back of the neck
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I feel like if you have the if you have
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the glasses on the back of your neck you
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had better be a bass fisherman em or
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selling rv's right now I like Todd
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selling rv's right now I like Todd
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Todd that's not a look that I think is
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good at all the sunglasses on the back
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of the neck that's a that's a dishrag
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yeah that's like but up but no I wear
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them on my eyes but I I now that I'm
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realizing it like I'm wearing a pair of
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rayban aviators and they actually are
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bush pilot glasses / war reporter
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glasses okay well people say don't dress
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for the job that you have dress for the
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job that you want it seems to me you're
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already wearing the sunglasses of the
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man with a different career
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yeah i'm wondering if that I'm wondering
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if it's not aspirational if i put if I
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don't put these sunglasses on and think
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maybe I'm gonna get swept up on some
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kind of situation where I'm landing in a
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I'm learning to have one beaver
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somewhere under fire
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yeah right i combine the two combined
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the two bush pilot / war reporter god so
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much better than my current job among
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the wikipedia page for people who are
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born in 1936 I and it's but there's a
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lot of cowboy handsome on this page
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yeah the Pope Francis you got David
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Carradine he's very cowboy hats right
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yet Robert Redford Super K defines
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cowboy hands kris kristofferson
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everybody was born in 36 room hmm
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Bruce Dern dennis hopper come on the
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question yeah lets you know that you
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have is a little bit of right to get
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Sepp Blatter that soccer guy you got to
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fw de klerk from South Africa get Ursula
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Andress you've got Roy Orbison love
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wearing glasses but her slanderous uh
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also very couple handsome but don't you
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think of roy orbison as being a lot
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older than say Robert Redford or John
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McCain or silvio berlusconi or jim
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henson yes
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Berlusconi 1936 the great actor Brian
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Blessid Vaclav Havel Vaclav Havel sake
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la ville you know Berlusconi fools you
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because his hair is so black still uh
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huh and it seems implausible when you
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think about it that he's almost 80
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his old lady's hair would be sooo black
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ya think if i had to eyeball I know so
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parentals easy cowboy handsome he was so
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cowboy handsome i really and you know
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he's got a big area
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he's got a big mustache area has a big
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area I is I really really want to know
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what Burt Reynolds looks like without
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his rub me just doesn't do I bet he
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could look really good
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yeah if you just if you just capitulate
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to what your head is shaped like and
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what your hair area should be and how
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you how you accommodate that you use
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there's a lot you can do today there's
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so much that's acceptable the art of the
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times have changed
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well it's like it's like you know God
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gives you the beard you deserve heels
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yet you the hair you deserve right if
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you have trouble is a lot of men
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actually do believe that that he gives
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you the hair that you deserve huh
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and so they feel like it's like the
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of a medieval affliction like their sins
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are born upon their paint what about the
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guy who's in the news on the TV show
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capital hijinks death of the president
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oh sure that you got that's a yeah my
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wife does have a crush on him Kevin
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guy that plays the young congressman in
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that show
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oh that guy the guy who wants no
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spoilers but that guy
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yeah yeah that guy he's great and what
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else has he been always the bad guy and
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ant-man and he was in girls
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old-school like bad guy he's good
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yeah and he's proudly bald he's bald
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he's like he's like Gordon he's a
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good-looking guy with no hair see
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Corey's another one please I mean he
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looks he or she looks good
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yeah he looks at you like a look at
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pictures of people when they're still
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trying to let go with the like I still
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have hair thing and like oh my god you
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look so much better now
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no have you ever thought about just
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taking a razor to your head and giving
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yourself a male pattern baldness and
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seeing how it is
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yeah for a long time i used to think
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you'll be kind of a fun thing if you
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could get a hundred and fifty people and
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Brooklyn to do that and make it like a
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hip thing like it back started doing it
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it would kind of be fun if you can
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convince people that the faking male
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pattern baldness was the thing I always
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thought that'd be kind of a fun thing or
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two do like to do like a monk like a
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tonsure I like a torture i don't see
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that pattern of male pattern baldness I
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feel like you see more receiving
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happened when I was a kid all men over
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the age of 35
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looks like my grandfather actually only
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had amongst the amongst tonsure shorter
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in front sure but they always had the
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big part in the back you don't think you
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see that anymore is that technology John
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how do men not have the the spot on the
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back of their head anymore
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well now everybody did your dad have
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that your dad a pretty good here right
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no my dad's hair went away on the top
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okay um I think what it is is that in
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the intervening 20 years now men with
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that are bald can shave their heads and
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they look amazing
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yep but when we were kids that it wasn't
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an option shave your head and so you
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just had to go out there and it wasn't
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even an option really to cut it short
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unless you were in the Army remembered
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remember the the actor from from Simon
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and Simon who was in the movie about
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being a bad dad to his kids mega the
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seventies wasn't Robert Duvall negative
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American Beauty know the this is from
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the seventies where he was a military
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dad and he was abusive to his kids
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it was called like
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american dad is Iron Eagle dad pray that
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it was yeah it was what was that actor's
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name it's a George McClellan and oh you
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think it's terrible rainy Gerald McRaney
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from from major dad
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yea general maybe thinking major dad mr.
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mcrainey was in Simon assignment and I
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think he was also the titular major dad
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no I you know what I'm thinking of
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robert duvall oh you're thinking the
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great santini the great Sam teammates
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and seen you right so the x times not a
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wartime constantly airy the grid the
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Great Santini love this moment upon the
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morning
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that's right and remarks you two cards
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on the bodies like the surf though you
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only through cards on the bodies in in
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red gia he did not throw cards on the
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bodies in the in the original film i
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literally in red you it wasn't only in
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rydia like that's not the one I really
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think of that's so interesting
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yeah I can't imagine I can't believe
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that you think that Ridge year is the
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canonical oh you mean like easier
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Stanley about the the French colony the
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French colony doesn't belong i don't
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think that all the extended scenes with
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the with the bunnies belong now I know
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ya know I I'm married to that I think if
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i were to go back inside and diagnosis I
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think Robert Altman in Apocalypse Now
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had a pretty bad case of ADHD if you go
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back and watch that today I'm saying as
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a sufferer I go back and I watched that
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movie and all I see is a guy who has
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trouble focusing
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uh Altman you're saying the director
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wants a ramen apocalypse now I'll Robert
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yeah the guy did Nashville yeah right
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here's what our team he played he played
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the the general you playing the general
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in Apocalypse Now huh
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so if you look at Robert Duvall property
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formerly Great Santini yeah in 1979 he
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was a balding guy that had his hair cut
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real short and and that was the one look
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you could have
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oh yeah look at that they call it a high
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and tight we can't I you know what he
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looks so different look out look how he
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looks all those by Pat Conroy look at
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okay yeah great santini yeah yeah yeah
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but otherwise you had to you have to
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just wear your hair anyway right here
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however it came out it just had to float
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and had to float around everybody in the
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seventies it was weird because youyou
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kind of even like dad grew his hair out
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a little bit like everybody had to get
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longer hair and sharper collars but like
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so many men and even rock bands go back
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and look at like the zombies like half
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of the zombies are obviously totally
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going bald even like 1968 but you look
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at all these guys are always had the
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city here everybody look like look like
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Fredo and dog day afternoon
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you got long hair but then you got this
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whole thing we're sweeping over he
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almost looks like he's a member of the
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monks the the house on the rock
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yeah yeah and never understood how you
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could have that how that movie could be
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called was a cold wait until spring
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Santini which one is that is that Robert
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Altman think that was the one that came
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later alright see you next Tuesday see
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you next i literally I literally got
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that joke last year I've been seeing
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john landis movies for years the
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constantly reference a fictional film
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called see you next Tuesday and I
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finally only got the job i only got that
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joke like last year that you know that
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kind of long con or shaggy dog story
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yeah that makes me that type of stuff
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makes me really happy wouldn't you like
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to be somebody that had been running
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some sort of long gag
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oh yeah four years right ascensions
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hiding in plain sight the whole time
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that's right something I've always
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wished that I had had the foresight to
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lay something in wait decades ago that
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was still laying in wait for some you
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know some some Manchurian Candidate
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style gag right that comes out that
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something i don't know what it would be
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a so I mean like crazy example would be
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like a like a medieval monk doing a
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cross stick where nobody would think to
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look for a cross stick in a medieval
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texts and then later on you go oh you
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know it actually says you know go
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chicago bears or what yeah
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right it's the plot of some tom hanks
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movie where he's in a pyramid sure and
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he's got he's Nicolas Cage has to get
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the Declaration of Independence signed
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he finds the blue glasses and then he
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looks up against anything able to solve
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the rubik's cube butt but like so years
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and years ago when I was still in high
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school it was still possible to get a
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fake ID by the following process are two
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processes that I understand as i
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understood them and maybe I learned this
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in the anarchist cookbook and maybe this
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was just conventional wisdom on the
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streets
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one of them was you would go to a
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graveyard and find a gravestone of a
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child that had died in the year you want
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to do fake ya never know a kid that was
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born in the year you wanted to be born
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in but then died at two years old
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mhm and then you would go to the public
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records and get their birth certificate
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you're kidding me that had no reference
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of their death and then get an adult ID
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based on their birth certificate and
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from that you could then get a Social
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Security number and actually build an
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entire actual identity people would do
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this in order to buy beer
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well initially right you buy beer but
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then if you have successfully done this
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in a mortgage it can be a second ID
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right i mean you have this have a
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passport you assume this identity that
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is attractive I got to be honest with
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you and you could do it you can do it
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even mean you could do it even that 40
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years old all you have to do is go find
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somebody that was born the year you were
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born and then died at a very young age
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and you can just assume their identity
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and disappear this was a this was
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supposedly a method and it seemed just
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too complicated and risky to do just in
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order to buy beer but the but the
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setting that is a boil the ocean beer
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buying model right but it seems it
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seemed even at the time like do this now
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and spend these many years building that
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identity and then when you need it you
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never use it right it's there but you do
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all the stuff right you get a bank
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account
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you know social security number and
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passport you make payments you get a
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credit card you you maintain that but
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you never utilize it but it's there when
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you need
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it's like your own private sleeper cell
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it's just it's your little it's just a
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doorway to another world that you could
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add you could decide on any day to just
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call and the only risk of it there's no
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really no risk of it because the parents
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of this kid aren't you know it's not
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it's not like a birth certificate has a
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unless your review is remember all of
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that right
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the other way to do it this this again
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suppose it was there were many instances
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where a birth certificate wasn't
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available the court house had burned
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down something something something and
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you could get a baptismal certificate
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who from it from a from a priest where
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you were baptized and the your date of
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birth was on the baptismal certificate
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and in certain jurisdictions that was
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considered as good as a birth
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certificate because who do you trust
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interesting that that more than the
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church and so in high school I actually
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got ahold of a baptismal certificate and
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I went to great lengths to forge it
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where I wrote the information in what I
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at the time thought was old-timey
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writing sixties write it i think i might
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even spilled some coffee on it and maybe
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touch the edges of the day with the
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light with a little the match just kind
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of you know you look you're making
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pirate the pirate map that's exactly
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right and i have this thing which I felt
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pretty confident about it looked pretty
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good and I kept in the bottom of my sock
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drawer and it was like this this loaded
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pistol of possibility
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this is your this is your Jason Bourne
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box yeah and-and-and I was 16 I had this
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thing I had no independent confirmation
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that this would work
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but i was i was building up the the the
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cojones the hood spa to walk him to the
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DMV lay this thing down and say my first
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degree was lost in a fire and this is
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all I have and see like roll the dice
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yeah I and I figured it was a pretty big
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roll of the dice because if it if this
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is if this wasn't gonna work there was
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fifty percent chance that the person
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would just say now we don't accept that
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as an ID and chase you out there is also
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a fifty percent chance that they would
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say why don't you come over here and sit
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in this room for a minute honey yeah let
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me go on calling my manager mr. white
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yeah and then all of a sudden you know
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there are three detectives there so I'm
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what's all this thing
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yeah so I never did it I never did it
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and and then pretty soon after that it
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no longer was an option right there it
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became like now I don't think you would
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be able to go in with a birth
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certificate and establish an identity
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that had never existed before then all
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of a sudden a 40-year old person gets
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his first social security number right
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that's you can't just you can't invent
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also i mean there's all kinds of things
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like obviously there's all you know what
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computer systems and cross-matching to
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how that works that that's one thing but
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also I think they probably used to be
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more fires and floods i think there are
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times when like there's a whole bunch of
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documents that went back to the 1700 and
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they got lost because there's a fire or
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flood a firefly there's a fire flood was
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not unusual Plus also more kids died
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there's all kinds of things that will
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create an environment where you could
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buy beer without with a scheme like this
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yeah well well and also like not just
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buy beer but like you get a mortgage
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think about all of the cars that i
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bought and then broke down and I left
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parked on the side of the road yeah yeah
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places to go and never saw them again
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right and in every case the reason that
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i was able to do that is I never
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switched the registration over to my
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name which is why when you sell a car to
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somebody immediately go and
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just stir that you have sold it to think
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you're doing a talking schools uh well I
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is this all the time
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listen this is a thing that everybody
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should know because multiple times i
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bought a car for five hundred dollars
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for somebody and I drove it until it
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broke down and I parked in a parking
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meter on Saturday night and they get a
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call out a week later and here they get
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a call and they're like you know your
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car was towed us seven hundred fifty
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dollars rodri like what I sold that
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thing to Sinai but if you you know if
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you had a fake ID where you can actually
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like register you can it could be your
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like parking ticket ID or your yeah
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you're like you're well if you're well
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sure ID not to not to snow nothing
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against the Welsh now that's that's such
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a good idea to it i miss my chance and
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that's the kind of like so the seeds
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when you're young of a gag of a bit of a
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about of a like a hidey-hole mhm where
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you know where uh where one day Amelie
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is going to drop some marble and it's
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going to knock a piece of tile out of
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the bathroom wall and there's your
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little box full of toys you know what
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I'm saying I i think i do but now it's
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too late for us
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you can't be a bush pilot it's gonna be
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it's gonna be hard to be cowboy handsome
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and almost probably never going to
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discover our box at this point i might I
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still hold out hope that normally will
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discover my box but I am I haven't I
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also feel like maybe I am becoming Kabul
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handsome huh
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there was a when I was in high school
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there was a guy that had dimples right
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magnum p.i scale dimples because magnum
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didn't just have a big mustache area he
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had a whole lot going on
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killer dimples and I had a buddy who had
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these dimples and the and it was
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incredible to watch the dimples cast
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spells on people
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it was there was nothing else I mean it
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wasn't like well he had really good hair
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too but that was the dimples that we're
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doing the work and I didn't have dimples
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because my face was just made out of
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putty writer it was made out of what was
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it made of raw chicken you are you are
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basically a canvas for a beard just
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waiting for a beer to come along
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weird campus i was a I was added I had a
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beard Shape face that was made out of
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raw chicken and and certain parts of my
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complexion were on cook scallop roll
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checking on cook sea scallop over there
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but now I'm starting to develop dimples
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I'm not sure whether they're fencing
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scars or whether he should probably get
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that look you know whether it's cancer
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whether I'm just falling apart and one
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side effects as Devils and you have the
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cutest cancer you have the you know the
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count is your scallops got face cancer
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but now you're so much cuter
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it's causing the inside of your cheek to
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adhere to your jaw but it was cute so I
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feel like there's a little bit of
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scarring and weathering that's happening
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to me that almost looks like cowboy got
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my answer
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I think might it might still be doubly
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cute amateur cowboy cutest is what I
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want cowboy cute cowboy cute
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sounds like somebody who dies near the
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end of the second act yeah that's James
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Dean James Davis cowboy q no Cheryl
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access a mini el sal mineo who cowboy do
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i always think of so many always be one
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of the guys standing behind a the guy
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that was the dad of the girl that won
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the oscar in the Woody Allen movie
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sorvino paul sorvino hall sorvino right
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and his daughter
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mira sorvino mira sorvino he's very
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protective of her yeah she won an oscar
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in the Woody Allen movie
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uh-huh right playing the that was back
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in the area where if you were an actress
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and wanted to win an Oscar and were
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young you had to play a prostitute
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especially in Woody Allen movie yeah
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but Paul Sorvino was always in the
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foreground of the scene where I always
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imagined sound Mineo was one of the guys
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in the background
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ok Sal Mineo was a different kind of
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actor right oh yeah yeah some or
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something he was well I think I think he
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had I i get problems I think he's like
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he's like ourselves from our gang I
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think he ran into problems
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he's very cute he you know what he looks
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like the guy he looks like that guy in
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the band who had a very conspicuous
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British drug problem and he dated Kate
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Moss la Bamba
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oh no Mama couple of all Obama know that
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the guy that was in the band where he
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and his bandmate had matching tattoos of
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the band name right and there's that
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cover of that record album where they're
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both showing their tattoos of their own
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band see there Nelson or oasis
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it's the type of thing that always this
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is a good guess it's the type of thing
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that you could only get away with your
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British rock musician now you have
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matching tattoos
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I mean maybe if your guns and roses you
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can have guns and roses tattoo you might
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not even remember you got it right you
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might have forgotten maybe that's your
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omnibox you wake up one day you realize
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you're definitely taken your ear you're
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investing in things you remember you got
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a tattoo
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well I definitely saw a I definitely saw
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stuff in a couple of situations where i
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could have given him a chance
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